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War Paint Video

2011-10-27T03:58:09Z

ThatPianoGuy:

[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|A traditional [[Megatron pistol|weapon]] of the [[Cherokian Clan]]]]

The '''War Paint Video''' (officially titled '''10142009''', not be confused with [[10142009|another video with same title and posted the same day]]) is a video in which [[Chris]] delivers some sort of poem to the [[trolls]] while wearing "Indian" face paint. He then proclaims his proud [[Cherokee]] heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.

Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[Sports bra photo series|sports bra]] is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of [[Plush Breasts]] in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later [[Brutal Legend]] video).

{{Clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = War Paint Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6YnwSa0o990}}
| stardate = 14 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Challenge for Clyde II]]
| next = [[15 October 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chants]'' [[Chris and English|Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls!]] You are at-We are at war! This is war! ''[Normally]'' I will not stand idly by while you [[Chris and English|take heed]] and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!

'''''AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!'''''

''[Produces the [[Megatron pistol]] seen in [[CWC is Angry]]]''

[[Chris and English|Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.]]

''[Pause]''

[[Wikipedia:How (greeting)|How!]]

==See also==
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[ECV 00001]]

==External links==
*[<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJUiQKuP2Q 007 - Autistic Bond Intro</s>] Dead Link
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiiMeui27Qg How Could You, Chris?]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Challenge for Clyde II]]|nextlink=[[15 October 2009]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-14]]

User talk:Dflorinda378

2011-10-27T03:15:21Z

ThatPianoGuy:

I think this page needs a little cleaning up.

== Jesus Christ man ==

You're a /cwc/ celebrity now, congrats! --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:59, 31 December 2010 (PST)

==FUN FACTS ABOUT THIS USER==

*Hir name is Quenya for Cave Troll.
*S/he's a vocal supporter for LGBT Rights, yet supports Communism: A political system which considers homosexuality decadent and anti-revolutionary (case in point: [[CWCville|North Korea]]).
*S/he's a Narutard, thus a horrid being.
*Hir artistic prowess is equal to Chris Chan's.
*S/he comes from a rich white family just like all leftists.
*S/he only sides with us because Chris Chan makes hir look good.

== Ahem ==

You know, if you (a lolcow) continue 'trolling' Chris (a much larger, bloated, malformed lolcow) then you'll only draw more of the original Chris trolls to you.
And Chris is suffering a dry spell, in the wake of Bob's death.
That means that a few of them are looking for something to do.
A word of advice from me, [[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 20:15, 26 October 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Emails

2011-10-08T04:57:56Z

ThatPianoGuy:

==To do==
It's looking awesome - not now, but slowly. When it's done, it will be a fully annotated version of Chris's e-mails - in chronological order, with annotations so a total n00b could read these and understand everything. 

Could someone else help and check to see if everything's in order? I think a few of them might be out of order (that's my fault). But still, when it's done, this is going to be amazing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:41, 15 March 2009 (CET)
==Da update==
My God...it's beautiful. Not to brag, but for the first time, to my knowledge, the CWC e-mails are in chronological order and in plaintext format. Now to annotate these with blue links and we'll have an actual CWC cordance - you read the e-mails, not sure what something means? Guess what, click a blue link and it'll take you to the article. Also, time to add some images and whatnot to enforce it (like the fanarts that offended him, etc.). Anyways, so help me God, someone screws up (in a bad way) this page, I will go absolutely mad =D. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:13, 16 March 2009 (CET)

== Name ==

Why is this under Chris E-mails, instead of just Emails? Can't it be assumed that emails on CWCki involve Chris? Plus "email" seems to be a more common variation than "e-mail". --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 20:39, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

Requesting this change as well. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Good point, guys, I'll make it so.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

== Creating a template and merging of some pages. ==

A template would be nice considering how much releasing I've been doing lately.

Also, I removed the duplicate Megan entries and have merged some of the years together (2004, 2005, 2006) as they only had 1 or 2 e-mails each. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== What this page should be ==

This page really shouldn't just be a template. This page should list out all the contents from the template, with very brief summaries of the contents of the e-mail series and general themes so someone who is just getting into Chris can look at this page and decide where to start at looking at e-mails. Obviously start chronologically but you get the idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:38, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:I'll try something. If it is made of pure anus, then delete it. I was thinking exactly the same thing you were, Champthom.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 10:54, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

== FUCK MY SANITY ==

I finished the first batch of emails. My sanity is fading. Fuck you Chris.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 12:18, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
Can somebody help? I have 53 articles to read through. Reading through them all is hazardous to me health.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:40, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
*Need some help? --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 15:09, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*I started listing Megan emails but stopped after a few, because I don't want to put unnecessary listings of emails if that's not what I'm supposed to be doing. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 15:33, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Emails to include in the article ==

Just thought I'd make a list of emails that still need to be listed. Me and [[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] are currently working on this article.
<center><s>Megan</s>
Vivian

Blanca

Clyde

PS3

Wallflower

Jackie

Misc</center>
Feel free to add to the list. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 16:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

== Doing a great job Meg ==

I really like it so far, although I originally was going to give every single article it's own section.
{{Emails}}
As you can see, the top three categories are labeled Chris Emails. Those were just miscellaneous, and weren't part of any sagas, trolling schemes, or anything else, really. Meanwhile, the Megan Emails would have their own section. I.e., we would have...
Chris Emails 2004-2006,
Chris Emails 2007,
Chris Emails 2008,
Megan Emails 2005-2006.
This way, it's more of a summary for each of the articles, so that people can see which emails they would like to look at first. This way, CWCipedians can skip through any emails that the summaries make seem boring, and head straight to one with something that interests them.
I don't know whether or not you agree with me (I know that you're doing way more work then I am) but this seems like the best way we could make it. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 09:00, 28 September 2011 (PDT)
*I see. I'll do what I can. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 16:33, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Icon template? ==

Just wondering if anyone would oppose to me adding subject matter icons (such as the ones used on the list of videos) for each month. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 14:51, 29 September 2011 (PDT)
:That's a good idea. Somebody with some actual wiki skill should do that. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 20:23, 29 September 2011 (PDT)

== A Question ==

Perhaps we should do this for all of these Chris Communications (Emails, Chats, Phone Calls, etc.) just a bunch of very brief summaries of each article. Thoughts? --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 20:24, 29 September 2011 (PDT)

== Getting to work ==

I know I'm not doing any work. I'm going to deal with the Blanca and Vivian Emails. Is that good? --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:25, 30 September 2011 (PDT)
*Alright, sounds good to me. If you want me to, I can format them for you later if you like. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 13:22, 2 October 2011 (PDT)

== Nevermind that, more pressing matters to do! ==

Yeah, I kind of got a Beta Key for TOR (The Old Republic) and there isn't a chance in hell I'm going to stop playing it this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving in advance, since I'll be celebrating it on some sort of Sith Vessel. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:57, 7 October 2011 (PDT)

User talk:ThatPianoGuy

2011-10-01T04:24:42Z

ThatPianoGuy:

<nowiki>{{#ev:youtube|WHATEVER&autoplay=1" height="1" width="1"}}</nowiki> allows you to put a 1-pixel youtube video on your page. Just change the "WHATEVER" to the code at the end of the video's url (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dl1XXN5Xs => o5dl1XXN5Xs) (don't watch that one with any volume kthx). It loops, too. I'm not the guy who figured it out, though.

Also, I had to give myself the welcome template. These are some mean streets. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:12, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

'''Hey dude''', re your user page where you say "why does The Wallflower's real name link to the page on "The Wallflower"? Actually, if you see that, you can feel free to break the link. The [[Talk:The Wallflower#Stating CWCki Policy|policy]] actually states that no one is supposed to link anything like that. (This isn't actually listed on the official [[CWCki:Policy#The Wallflower policy and extending it|CWCki policy page]], but I believe it carries the same weight as a convention since Champthom endorsed it in his reply.) [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 15:26, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
* My bad, the policy is [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]] and states "[...] any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to the ["The Wallflower"] article. [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 15:31, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

Yeah, in the Chris drops the N-Bomb video, there was a link to Wallflower. I fixed it though. My first actual contribution...breaking a link...I'm so proud of myself. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 17:22, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

What about just simply mentioning that Chris said her name? As in saying, in a video description, "Chris states the Wallflowers name in this video." Is that allowed?
There really isn't much I can do for the CWCki right now that's all that huge, so hunting down all mentions of her name (other then transcriptions, in which case break the link) seems to be at least semi-productive, until something huge happens and I'm actually there.
I know talking on my own talk page is kind of stupid, but it seems most other talk pages (other then recent videos) are [[CWCville|barren wastelands]]--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 10:34, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

Anyone know how to get a 'Sandbox' opened up? I just need a place to mess around with the Wiki Tools without fucking up a page. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:24, 30 September 2011 (PDT)

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-10-01T04:14:27Z

ThatPianoGuy:

I am currently working with [[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] in a mission to improve the [[Emails]] page. I have currently summarized the Chris Emails Section (Miscellaneous Emails) and the first half of the Blanca Emails from August. If you would like to help, then I would suggest that you at least mention this, either on the [[Talk:Emails|Emails Talk Page]], [[User talk:ThatPianoGuy|My Talk Page]], or [[User talk:MissMeg|MissMeg's Talk Page]], so that we may give you a basic idea on what we're trying to accomplish.

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As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things.

I have to read through every single fucking email sent to or received by Chris that is on the CWCki. I finished the miscellaneous emails. My sanity is permanently damaged.
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I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).[[File:Th WillyWonkaYouLose.gif|thumb|Me, to everyone who thinks I'm of any use.]]

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-10-01T04:09:43Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*
Or maybe the Subimago is the new Welcome Template.
I vote Subimago.

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As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things.

I have to read through every single fucking email sent to or received by Chris that is on the CWCki. I finished the miscellaneous emails. My sanity is permanently damaged.
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I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).[[File:Th WillyWonkaYouLose.gif|thumb|Me, to everyone who thinks I'm of any use.]]

Emails

2011-10-01T04:08:24Z

ThatPianoGuy:

{{Incomplete}}This page covers miscellaneous e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.
==Chris==
=== 2004-2006 ===
:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2004-2006]]''
'''February 2004'''

An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

'''October 2005'''

[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

'''September 2006'''

Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

=== 2007 ===
:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2007]]''

'''February'''

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, his first meeting with [[Megan]], a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the [[Emails#Megan|Megan Saga]]...

'''March'''

Chris touches base with his brother and [[Cole]] sheds some light on his relationship (or lack thereof) with [[Barb]] and his stepfather, [[Bob]].

{{quote|I really don't give a fuck about her or about her fucking lies..|}}

'''July'''

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. [[lie|She says she will]].

In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.

'''August'''

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

'''November'''

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some [[nudes]] of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

=== 2008 ===

:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2008]]''

'''January'''

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

'''March'''

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

'''June'''

Chris asks a man named Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

'''July'''

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|Chris's deepest desire?]]

'''August'''

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

'''September'''

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

==Megan==
=== 2004-2006 ===

'''November 2005'''

Megan sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video. This is the first documented Megan email.

[[Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|thumb|"When you said we had a lot in common like Sailormoon and My Little Pony, well who Loved Sailormoon first?"]]

'''December 2005'''

Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to [[McDonald's]] before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.

'''May 2006'''

Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.

'''June 2006'''

Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make [[rape|unwanted advances]] to her.

'''July 2006'''

Megan sends Chris more mixed signals in an email, saying she believes he [[tracing|copies her art]] and her [[My Little Pony|interests]].

'''August 2006'''

Megan sends the controversial email containing the ever-famous quote:
{{quote|If I was an ugly girl, you wouldn't even come near me would you?|}}

=== 2007 ===
'''March'''

Chris sends Megan an apology about his recent behavior via email. Megan completely ignores the apology, starting on a different subject matter: how he portrays her characters. She then requests he stop drawing them with [[Plush Breasts|human-like characteristics]].

'''April'''

Megan adds one more email to the "Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection, filled with complaints of his lack of personal space and her lack for needing money.

'''May'''

Chris introduces the legendary [[Soul_Calibur#Chris_vs_Mary_Lee_Walsh|Soul Calibur video]], along with some shitty poem about game consoles.

'''June'''

Chris emails Megan while she's in Kentucky about [[video games]]. A day later, he mourns the 1 year anniversary of [[Patti]]'s [[Chris_and_death|death]].

'''July'''

Chris sends Megan, who is still on vacation, a series of emails about various subject matter, including [[The GAMe PLACe|Pokemon League]], [[Transformers]], [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|his gunky ear]] and a long list of shit nobody cares about.

'''August'''

Megan finally responds to his earlier emails, going on a well-reasoned rant:
{{quote|With all that said, we're down to two options:
A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk.
-or-
B: Never see me again|}}
After this, Megan goes on a month-long hiatus from checking her email, creating one more stack of useless emails from Chris. In them, he begs for her not to leave her and how he's not jealous of [[Adam Stackhouse]] any longer.

[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|100px|left|The fanart in question.]]

'''October'''

Megan comes back. She offers Chris things she no longer wants that she has found in her room, much like Chris's wardrobe. The two of them converse about cards, Crocs, an incident in the library, and Megan's then-boyfriend.

'''November'''

Chris brings up [[Evan]]'s fanart and [[Lori]]. Megan is curious about Lori, asking for further explanation. Chris is quick to dismiss the question, talking about Pokemon once more. Megan tries to bring up Lori again while asking Chris to download music for her.

'''December'''

Chris replies to Megan about something completely different, disregarding her last email. This is the last Megan email of 2007.

=== 2008 ===
'''January'''
Chris says he wants Megan to live with him.

[[Image:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|You'd think this is the image that scared her shitless.]]

'''March'''

Megan asks Chris to remove any and all information of her on the internet, including pictures. Things seemed to be going alright, until it took the turn for the worst: Megan finds out about Chris's [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|hand-drawn Rule 34]] that he has drawn of the both of them.

{{quote|I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me.|}}

She asks him to leave her alone for a while, and he mistakes her being scarred as a lack of sex knowledge. Chris manages to remove the image from ED, but only for a while. Megan gets fed up but Chris continues to pester her, claiming drawing the picture helped him from [[Rape|raping her]]. She repeatedly asks Chris to leave her alone.

'''April'''

The last of the Megan emails. Megan responds to an email Chris sent about his feelings, saying she can't trust him anymore. This brings the Megan Saga to a close.

==Vivian==
=== 2007 ===
'''November'''

[[Vivian Gee]] sends Chris an email, claiming to be the original creator of Sonichu, in an attempt to troll him. She also sends an email telling him to "get rid of that damn medallion" so girls will like him more.

=== 2008 ===
'''August'''

Vivian contacts Chris after nine long months, sending him an email about [[Liquid]]. Chris responds with more regard to Sonichu than the matter at hand.

'''September'''

Vivian emails Chris about his [[Sonichu 8|recent comic]]. No reply. She then sends an email about how Jason is not to blame for most of the content on the ED page. Still no reply. After warning him about Blanca, SonichuFan1985 and Panda, Chris finally listens...only to talk about his beloved electric hedgehog Pokemon. Vivi sends two more emails concerning the fate of Sonichu that are never replied to.

'''October'''

Vivi sends three last emails to Chris about Blanca, his medallion, and to seek some psychiatric help. These also came with no reply.

=== 2009 ===
'''February'''

Vivian sends our favorite manchild an interesting idea: A daily webshow with various segments on Chris and Sonichu. Chris "considers it", but it was never brought into action. A few days later, Chris tells Vivi to tell Clyde to stop picking on him. Vivi says she has no power over that, but does suggest he start cleaning up his act by getting a [[job]] and pay off his debts.

[[Image:Cheers06.jpg|thumb|left|[[The_Miscreants|Hail, hail, the gang's all here!]]]]

'''May'''

Chris informs Vivi that Clyde has hacked into his PSN account, costing him $15.98 of his $20 PSN card. He then asks Vivi to send him a check for the lost money, thinking Vivian is "taking the reigns ''[sic]''" for Clyde. Vivian, like most would, does not send him the money.

'''August'''

Chris thanks the trolls for making him grow up to be a [[Chris_and_anger|stronger person]].

{{quote|You still haven't learned anything have you?|Vivian's response, telling it like it is.}}

He then finds out that Vivian is getting paid for selling copies of his [[DVD]]. Enraged, Chris claims Vivi to be in violation "[[Chris and the Law|of the Counterfeit Laws]]". He asks her to scan her driver's license for proof of her identity, unaware that she does not drive a car. Realizing his false accusation, he asks her to upload her passport.

'''September'''

After no reply, Chris sends her [[death threats]] before blocking Vivian's email for two months.

'''November'''

Chris contacts Vivian for the first time since blocking her. He apologizes for his previous outbursts and asks for 25% of all the money she has, "and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the [[Audiobooks]], and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks." Immediately, Vivian tells him to go fuck himself. Chris then asks Vivian to be his manager of business relations. Vivian says he'd be better off making a promotional video of his pitch for Sonichu.

The next few emails Chris sends are not as frequent, leaving Vivian to believe he's being a lazy shit as always. Chris is indeed being undoubtedly [[Chris_and_negotiation#Chris.'s_Tactics|lazy]], not working on Sonichu pages much of the Thanksgiving weekend.

== Blanca Emails August 2008 ==

Tuesday
(Quick note, and I'll remove this note later: Anything in brackets is something that I think might not be up to the CWCki standards, but kept in there anyways. If you object to any of these, discuss it on the talk page. I'll remove this message on Saturday, just so you guys have the chance to see this.)
In the first email, [[Blanca]] sends Chris an image of [[Jiggliami]] and gives him permission to use her character in the comics. She also includes a biography of her character, and proposes a story idea (One that seems to have been made to make fun of Chris's feeble grasp on [[Chris and Religon|Christianity]]. He responds, saying that she's cute and that he wants a full body colour picture. He [[Chris and English|'Applaudes']] her. In response, Blanca directs him to a black and white image and, in turn, her [[deviantART]] account. Chris immediately requests that she wear high heels, thus taking his first step into making this character just another lifeless husk along with the rest of the females in his comic. Blanca agrees, because 'she's a diva and all.' Chris then creates an image of Jiggliami, and suggests that he mail her a physical copy for decorative purposes, under the assumption that his [[art]] is high quality. However, as this copy has his home address on it, he asks her to swear never to reveal the picture to the internet, asking her to 'emotionally open her heart to him.' He also asks for her age, so that he can find out whether or not it's legal for him to [[Chris and Sex|fuck her]]. Blanca says she would love a copy, and says she's 25. Chris then says that he has 'fallen' for Jiggliami, and that he MUST know the woman behind her, saying that he 'would likely love her honestly and truly.' (The translation is 'The creator of this image has boobs, and is expressing non-hostile interest in me, so therefore sex is imminent.') He then tells her EVERYTHING about him. Please note that it has only been 7 emails of interaction, and he's already given her his life story, his address, and his love (i.e. His wish to have sex with her) Also note that this is not the first sweetheart to have duped him. He is still ever trusting towards anything with a pair of boobs. Blanca responds with her own info, and a picture of herself. Chris replies with the rest of the everything that he left out last time he told her everything, as well as stating that she is gorgeous. Blanca responds, saying she's a bad singer, and that she, unlike a [[Christian Weston Chandler|certain someone]], is careful on the internet.

Wednesday

Chris says that he would love a song, and mentions the KCWC interview with Jiggliami.
“”Also, I am drawing the bit with Jiggliami; she is being interviewed in the studio of Station KCWC, and you're there with her as her lead Guitar Hero and business manager. It's a "Just gettin' started" kinda situation. So she's excited about her single's "June Release", and for being on her first Radio Show. Then she continues to talk about her single, "I sing lead vocals with Blanca at Lead Guitar Hero." You add, "Yeah, while Jiggliami sang on SingStar, I would play my Ax on the Wii. Getting the high scores scored better real-play for my benefit. Jiggliami continues, "I can't help but appreciate her excellent skills. After being discovered playing at her family's business, we were in!" "Oh my God!" you add. Jiggliami replies, "I know, right? i just couldn't believe it. But now, we're gigged at max's Kansas City. if we get lucky like Joe, we'll have a "No Surprize" contract." (an Aerosmith reference in that joke). then simultaneously, you both say, "Hello, Joke!" "Jynx!," and you both have a laugh. I hope you like that foretaste for the comic; I note you as original creator of Jiggliami. I have another page to draw for your bit yet.””
Blanca sends 3 emails. The first is her asking Chris not to shout at her about [[copyright]] for posting Chris's picture of Jiggliami on deviantART. The second is her drooling over the concept of being in his [[Sonichu(comic)|comic]], and the third is the lyrics to 'The War of Love,' which Jiggliami sings in [[Sonichu 8]]. Chris responds, saying that he loves the lyrics. He also wants to know what colour her eyes are. For some reason. He also mentions the completion of Sonichu 7. Blanca says her eyes are blue, and this revelation surely changed the course of the universe. She also reveals she just got out of a really bad relationship. She's in for a case of Deja Vu. Chris says he's a bit of a gamer nerd. He also goes out of his way to be as creepy as possible.
“”And I do not mean to sound like a panther, ready to sieze[sic] the moment... although the thought obviously passed my mind... *blush*””
Blanca is nervous, and rightfully so, as Christian Weston Chandler now officially has his sights on her.
Chris sends her an email, talking about his [[CADD]] certificate, among other useless things, including him being as yippy as a small dog. Given previous chats (Somebody insert a link to that chat with Vanessa Hudgens, where he barks like a dog during sex because he's a psychotic manchild.) this is an extremely creepy thing to say. Blanca says that [[lie|he isn't as hated as he says he is]] and says that she doesn't know what to major in. Chris tells her about Jiggliami's role in Sonichu 8, ignoring the fact that she has none, and asks her what timezone she is in. She replies EST, and says that she, like Chris, has a broken [[Biological Clock]]. Chris comments on what I just told you, and asks if [[Women's Rights|her favorite is pink]], because he thinks all women love the color pink and do nothing but fuck, cook, fuck, shop, and fuck. Blanca responds purple, and says she is 'newly addicted to the internet.' Chris sends her an image of the new cover, and tells her who each of the characters are, because otherwise she wouldn't be able to tell, as other then color, they are all the exact same. Blanca says that they are all pretty, and that she wants to go to the beach.

{{Emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

Emails

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{{Incomplete}}This page covers miscellaneous e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.
==Chris==
=== 2004-2006 ===
:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2004-2006]]''
'''February 2004'''

An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

'''October 2005'''

[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

'''September 2006'''

Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

=== 2007 ===
:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2007]]''

'''February'''

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, his first meeting with [[Megan]], a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the [[Emails#Megan|Megan Saga]]...

'''March'''

Chris touches base with his brother and [[Cole]] sheds some light on his relationship (or lack thereof) with [[Barb]] and his stepfather, [[Bob]].

{{quote|I really don't give a fuck about her or about her fucking lies..|}}

'''July'''

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. [[lie|She says she will]].

In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.

'''August'''

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

'''November'''

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some [[nudes]] of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

=== 2008 ===

:''Main page: [[Chris_E-mails_2008]]''

'''January'''

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

'''March'''

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

'''June'''

Chris asks a man named Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

'''July'''

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|]]

'''August'''

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

'''September'''

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

==Megan==
=== 2004-2006 ===

'''November 2005'''

Megan sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video. This is the first documented Megan email.

[[Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|thumb|"When you said we had a lot in common like Sailormoon and My Little Pony, well who Loved Sailormoon first?"]]

'''December 2005'''

Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to [[McDonald's]] before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.

'''May 2006'''

Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.

'''June 2006'''

Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make [[rape|unwanted advances]] to her.

'''July 2006'''

Megan sends Chris more mixed signals in an email, saying she believes he [[tracing|copies her art]] and her [[My Little Pony|interests]].

'''August 2006'''

Megan sends the controversial email containing the ever-famous quote:
{{quote|If I was an ugly girl, you wouldn't even come near me would you?|}}

=== 2007 ===
'''March'''

Chris sends Megan an apology about his recent behavior via email. Megan completely ignores the apology, starting on a different subject matter: how he portrays her characters. She then requests he stop drawing them with [[Plush Breasts|human-like characteristics]].

'''April'''

Megan adds one more email to the "Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection, filled with complaints of his lack of personal space and her lack for needing money.

'''May'''

Chris introduces the legendary [[Soul_Calibur#Chris_vs_Mary_Lee_Walsh|Soul Calibur video]], along with some shitty poem about game consoles.

'''June'''

Chris emails Megan while she's in Kentucky about [[video games]]. A day later, he mourns the 1 year anniversary of [[Patti]]'s [[Chris_and_death|death]].

'''July'''

Chris sends Megan, who is still on vacation, a series of emails about various subject matter, including [[The GAMe PLACe|Pokemon League]], [[Transformers]], [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|his gunky ear]] and a long list of shit nobody cares about.

'''August'''

Megan finally responds to his earlier emails, going on a well-reasoned rant:
{{quote|With all that said, we're down to two options:
A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk.
-or-
B: Never see me again|}}
After this, Megan goes on a month-long hiatus from checking her email, creating one more stack of useless emails from Chris. In them, he begs for her not to leave her and how he's not jealous of [[Adam Stackhouse]] any longer.

[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|100px|left|The fanart in question.]]

'''October'''

Megan comes back. She offers Chris things she no longer wants that she has found in her room, much like Chris's wardrobe. The two of them converse about cards, Crocs, an incident in the library, and Megan's then-boyfriend.

'''November'''

Chris brings up [[Evan]]'s fanart and [[Lori]]. Megan is curious about Lori, asking for further explanation. Chris is quick to dismiss the question, talking about Pokemon once more. Megan tries to bring up Lori again while asking Chris to download music for her.

'''December'''

Chris replies to Megan about something completely different, disregarding her last email. This is the last Megan email of 2007.

=== 2008 ===
'''January'''
Chris says he wants Megan to live with him.

[[Image:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|You'd think this is the image that scared her shitless.]]

'''March'''

Megan asks Chris to remove any and all information of her on the internet, including pictures. Things seemed to be going alright, until it took the turn for the worst: Megan finds out about Chris's [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|hand-drawn Rule 34]] that he has drawn of the both of them.

{{quote|I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me.|}}

She asks him to leave her alone for a while, and he mistakes her being scarred as a lack of sex knowledge. Chris manages to remove the image from ED, but only for a while. Megan gets fed up but Chris continues to pester her, claiming drawing the picture helped him from [[Rape|raping her]]. She repeatedly asks Chris to leave her alone.

'''April'''

The last of the Megan emails. Megan responds to an email Chris sent about his feelings, saying she can't trust him anymore. This brings the Megan Saga to a close.

==Vivian==
=== 2007 ===
'''November'''

[[Vivian Gee]] sends Chris an email, claiming to be the original creator of Sonichu, in an attempt to troll him. She also sends an email telling him to "get rid of that damn medallion" so girls will like him more.

=== 2008 ===
'''August'''

Vivian contacts Chris after nine long months, sending him an email about [[Liquid]]. Chris responds with more regard to Sonichu than the matter at hand.

'''September'''

Vivian emails Chris about his [[Sonichu 8|recent comic]]. No reply. She then sends an email about how Jason is not to blame for most of the content on the ED page. Still no reply. After warning him about Blanca, SonichuFan1985 and Panda, Chris finally listens...only to talk about his beloved electric hedgehog Pokemon. Vivi sends two more emails concerning the fate of Sonichu that are never replied to.

'''October'''

Vivi sends three last emails to Chris about Blanca, his medallion, and to seek some psychiatric help. These also came with no reply.

=== 2009 ===
'''February'''

Vivian sends our favorite manchild an interesting idea: A daily webshow with various segments on Chris and Sonichu. Chris "considers it", but it was never brought into action. A few days later, Chris tells Vivi to tell Clyde to stop picking on him. Vivi says she has no power over that, but does suggest he start cleaning up his act by getting a [[job]] and pay off his debts.

[[Image:Cheers06.jpg|thumb|left|[[The_Miscreants|Hail, hail, the gang's all here!]]]]

'''May'''

Chris informs Vivi that Clyde has hacked into his PSN account, costing him $15.98 of his $20 PSN card. He then asks Vivi to send him a check for the lost money, thinking Vivian is "taking the reigns ''[sic]''" for Clyde. Vivian, like most would, does not send him the money.

'''August'''

Chris thanks the trolls for making him grow up to be a [[Chris_and_anger|stronger person]].

{{quote|You still haven't learned anything have you?|Vivian's response, telling it like it is.}}

He then finds out that Vivian is getting paid for selling copies of his [[DVD]]. Enraged, Chris claims Vivi to be in violation "[[Chris and the Law|of the Counterfeit Laws]]". He asks her to scan her driver's license for proof of her identity, unaware that she does not drive a car. Realizing his false accusation, he asks her to upload her passport.

'''September'''

After no reply, Chris sends her [[death threats]] before blocking Vivian's email for two months.

'''November'''

Chris contacts Vivian for the first time since blocking her. He apologizes for his previous outbursts and asks for 25% of all the money she has, "and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the [[Audiobooks]], and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks." Immediately, Vivian tells him to go fuck himself. Chris then asks Vivian to be his manager of business relations. Vivian says he'd be better off making a promotional video of his pitch for Sonichu.

The next few emails Chris sends are not as frequent, leaving Vivian to believe he's being a lazy shit as always. Chris is indeed being undoubtedly [[Chris_and_negotiation#Chris.'s_Tactics|lazy]], not working on Sonichu pages much of the Thanksgiving weekend.

== Blanca Emails August 2008 ==

Tuesday
(Quick note, and I'll remove this note later: Anything in brackets is something that I think might not be up to the CWCki standards, but kept in there anyways. If you object to any of these, discuss it on the talk page. I'll remove this message on Saturday, just so you guys have the chance to see this.)
In the first email, [[Blanca]] sends Chris an image of [[Jiggliami]] and gives him permission to use her character in the comics. She also includes a biography of her character, and proposes a story idea (One that seems to have been made to make fun of Chris's feeble grasp on [[Chris and Religon|Christianity]]. He responds, saying that she's cute and that he wants a full body colour picture. He [[Chris and English|'Applaudes']] her. In response, Blanca directs him to a black and white image and, in turn, her [[deviantART]] account. Chris immediately requests that she wear high heels, thus taking his first step into making this character just another lifeless husk along with the rest of the females in his comic. Blanca agrees, because 'she's a diva and all.' Chris then creates an image of Jiggliami, and suggests that he mail her a physical copy for decorative purposes, under the assumption that his [[art]] is high quality. However, as this copy has his home address on it, he asks her to swear never to reveal the picture to the internet, asking her to 'emotionally open her heart to him.' He also asks for her age, so that he can find out whether or not it's legal for him to [[Chris and Sex|fuck her]]. Blanca says she would love a copy, and says she's 25. Chris then says that he has 'fallen' for Jiggliami, and that he MUST know the woman behind her, saying that he 'would likely love her honestly and truly.' (The translation is 'The creator of this image has boobs, and is expressing non-hostile interest in me, so therefore sex is imminent.') He then tells her EVERYTHING about him. Please note that it has only been 7 emails of interaction, and he's already given her his life story, his address, and his love (i.e. His wish to have sex with her) Also note that this is not the first sweetheart to have duped him. He is still ever trusting towards anything with a pair of boobs. Blanca responds with her own info, and a picture of herself. Chris replies with the rest of the everything that he left out last time he told her everything, as well as stating that she is gorgeous. Blanca responds, saying she's a bad singer, and that she, unlike a [[Christian Weston Chandler|certain someone]], is careful on the internet.

Wednesday

Chris says that he would love a song, and mentions the KCWC interview with Jiggliami.
“”Also, I am drawing the bit with Jiggliami; she is being interviewed in the studio of Station KCWC, and you're there with her as her lead Guitar Hero and business manager. It's a "Just gettin' started" kinda situation. So she's excited about her single's "June Release", and for being on her first Radio Show. Then she continues to talk about her single, "I sing lead vocals with Blanca at Lead Guitar Hero." You add, "Yeah, while Jiggliami sang on SingStar, I would play my Ax on the Wii. Getting the high scores scored better real-play for my benefit. Jiggliami continues, "I can't help but appreciate her excellent skills. After being discovered playing at her family's business, we were in!" "Oh my God!" you add. Jiggliami replies, "I know, right? i just couldn't believe it. But now, we're gigged at max's Kansas City. if we get lucky like Joe, we'll have a "No Surprize" contract." (an Aerosmith reference in that joke). then simultaneously, you both say, "Hello, Joke!" "Jynx!," and you both have a laugh. I hope you like that foretaste for the comic; I note you as original creator of Jiggliami. I have another page to draw for your bit yet.””
Blanca sends 3 emails. The first is her asking Chris not to shout at her about [[copyright]] for posting Chris's picture of Jiggliami on deviantART. The second is her drooling over the concept of being in his [[Sonichu(comic)|comic]], and the third is the lyrics to 'The War of Love,' which Jiggliami sings in [[Sonichu 8]]. Chris responds, saying that he loves the lyrics. He also wants to know what colour her eyes are. For some reason. He also mentions the completion of Sonichu 7. Blanca says her eyes are blue, and this revelation surely changed the course of the universe. She also reveals she just got out of a really bad relationship. She's in for a case of Deja Vu. Chris says he's a bit of a gamer nerd. He also goes out of his way to be as creepy as possible.
“”And I do not mean to sound like a panther, ready to sieze[sic] the moment... although the thought obviously passed my mind... *blush*””
Blanca is nervous, and rightfully so, as Christian Weston Chandler now officially has his sights on her.
Chris sends her an email, talking about his [[CADD]] certificate, among other useless things, including him being as yippy as a small dog. Given previous chats (Somebody insert a link to that chat with Vanessa Hudgens, where he barks like a dog during sex because he's a psychotic manchild.) this is an extremely creepy thing to say. Blanca says that [[lie|he isn't as hated as he says he is]] and says that she doesn't know what to major in. Chris tells her about Jiggliami's role in Sonichu 8, ignoring the fact that she has none, and asks her what timezone she is in. She replies EST, and says that she, like Chris, has a broken [[Biological Clock]]. Chris comments on what I just told you, and asks if [[Women's Rights|her favorite is pink]], because he thinks all women love the color pink and do nothing but fuck, cook, fuck, shop, and fuck. Blanca responds purple, and says she is 'newly addicted to the internet.' Chris sends her an image of the new cover, and tells her who each of the characters are, because otherwise she wouldn't be able to tell, as other then color, they are all the exact same. Blanca says that they are all pretty, and that she wants to go to the beach.

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Chris in the media

2011-09-28T16:17:03Z

ThatPianoGuy: /* Opie & Anthony Show */

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to earn his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional Media==
===Richmond Times-Dispatch===

{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to the more well-known "Christian". This is Chris's first known appearance in the media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in 1994 chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In 1999, Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===Nintendo Power Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===Shoujo Beat===

{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio ([http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 podcast]) in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].

=== KROQ The Kevin and Bean Show===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

=== Web Soup ===

{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.

=== Slylock Fox ===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]
On 25 September 2011, Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids, a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the [http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594 Comics Curmudgeon blog] that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 years old (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

=== Opie & Anthony Show ===
The Opie & Anthony Show on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.
Video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLYvMLHZfFo (I dunno know how to embed video)

==Internet Media==

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a [http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu drawing] of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds. An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]", which is a musical remix of a scene from the film [[Family Guy|The Family Man]]. This may be the only Youtube video he is featured in that wasn't uploaded by Chris or a troll. In the animated short "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY Skyrim]", a Virgina license plate reading "SONICHU" can be seen in the background during the first scene.

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Top 15 Things I Will Never Review] about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
In one episode of =3, I will end you, Ray made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (refereeing to him as 'your average star-trek nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. This is one of the few videos about Chris not made by a troll.

===Webcam Ward===
The [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php last episode] of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].

===SpliceToday.com===
An [http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler article] posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}
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===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] [http://twitpic.com/s7pfi posted on twitter] an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (and now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

Talk:Emails

2011-09-28T16:01:05Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Talk:Emails

2011-09-28T16:00:26Z

ThatPianoGuy:

==To do==
It's looking awesome - not now, but slowly. When it's done, it will be a fully annotated version of Chris's e-mails - in chronological order, with annotations so a total n00b could read these and understand everything. 

Could someone else help and check to see if everything's in order? I think a few of them might be out of order (that's my fault). But still, when it's done, this is going to be amazing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:41, 15 March 2009 (CET)
==Da update==
My God...it's beautiful. Not to brag, but for the first time, to my knowledge, the CWC e-mails are in chronological order and in plaintext format. Now to annotate these with blue links and we'll have an actual CWC cordance - you read the e-mails, not sure what something means? Guess what, click a blue link and it'll take you to the article. Also, time to add some images and whatnot to enforce it (like the fanarts that offended him, etc.). Anyways, so help me God, someone screws up (in a bad way) this page, I will go absolutely mad =D. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:13, 16 March 2009 (CET)

== Name ==

Why is this under Chris E-mails, instead of just Emails? Can't it be assumed that emails on CWCki involve Chris? Plus "email" seems to be a more common variation than "e-mail". --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 20:39, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

Requesting this change as well. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Good point, guys, I'll make it so.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

== Creating a template and merging of some pages. ==

A template would be nice considering how much releasing I've been doing lately.

Also, I removed the duplicate Megan entries and have merged some of the years together (2004, 2005, 2006) as they only had 1 or 2 e-mails each. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== What this page should be ==

This page really shouldn't just be a template. This page should list out all the contents from the template, with very brief summaries of the contents of the e-mail series and general themes so someone who is just getting into Chris can look at this page and decide where to start at looking at e-mails. Obviously start chronologically but you get the idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:38, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:I'll try something. If it is made of pure anus, then delete it. I was thinking exactly the same thing you were, Champthom.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 10:54, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

== FUCK MY SANITY ==

I finished the first batch of emails. My sanity is fading. Fuck you Chris.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 12:18, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
Can somebody help? I have 53 articles to read through. Reading through them all is hazardous to me health.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:40, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
*Need some help? --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 15:09, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*I started listing Megan emails but stopped after a few, because I don't want to put unnecessary listings of emails if that's not what I'm supposed to be doing. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 15:33, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Emails to include in the article ==

Just thought I'd make a list of emails that still need to be listed. Me and [[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] are currently working on this article.
<center><s>Megan</s>
Vivian

Blanca

Clyde

PS3

Wallflower

Jackie

Misc</center>
Feel free to add to the list. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 16:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

== Doing a great job Meg ==

I really like it so far, although I originally was going to give every single article it's own section.
{{Emails}}
As you can see, the top three categories are labeled Chris Emails. Those were just miscellaneous, and weren't part of any sagas, trolling schemes, or anything else, really. Meanwhile, the Megan Emails would have their own section. I.e., we would have...
Chris Emails 2004-2006,
Chris Emails 2007,
Chris Emails 2008,
Megan Emails 2006-2007.
This way, it's more of a summary for each of the articles, so that people can see which emails they would like to look at first. This way, CWCipedians can skip through any emails that the summaries make seem boring, and head straight to one with something that interests them.
I don't know whether or not you agree with me (I know that you're doing way more work then I am) but this seems like the best way we could make it. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 09:00, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

BlueSpike

2011-09-27T01:39:32Z

ThatPianoGuy: /* Called out */

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | <s>Sweethearts</s> Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Bluespike360kid.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |BlueSpike
|-
| '''Alias'''
| LeonSpike Julie Max
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| c. 1996
|-
| '''Gender'''
| <s>Female</s> Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
Internet troll
|-
|}
Most thirteen-year-old boys only dream of getting to watch an [[autistic]] [[Chris|manchild]] shove pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] up his ass. '''BlueSpike''' (AKA '''LeonSpike''', "a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) got to live that dream, when he [[troll]]ed Chris through two identities: a [[sweetheart]] '''Julie''' (aka '''JULAAAY'''), and her brother '''Max'''.

The trolling produced [[lulz]] such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried the [[sex toys|anal beads and the butt dildo]], the infamous [[sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], a description of a future scene from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, his father [[Bob Walks In|Bob walking in]] to him [[mass debating]], and some sick shit.

In [[August 2011]], Chris claimed to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him.

==Julie==
[[Image:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|thumb|left|100px|What Chris believed Julie looked like.]]

{{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris professes his his undying love while humping a [[Kimmi|doll]]}}

'''Julie Milvana'''<ref>[[BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_5]]</ref> (born 13 July 1989<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref>) was a [[Molvanîa]]n Methodist<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> [[Sonichu]] fan who became Chris's sweetheart after [[PandaHalo]]. Her kidnap by her evil brother Max led to Chris's ill-fated rescue mission to Cleveland.

Julie first showed up in IRC in December [[2008]], suggesting the infamous [[Tour of Chris's House]] video.<ref>[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]</ref> She later posed a ton of ''Sonichu'' questions submitted by fans.<ref>[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]</ref> She was later invited to [[Sonichu Girls]]. As early as 3 [[January 2009]], she asked Chris what he would do if a [[JERK]] kidnapped his [[heartsweet]] - he said, ''"I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back."'' Julie also got excited by the prospect of an orgy with Chris and the Sonichu Girls.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> The next day, it was revealed that Chris had promised his virginity to both Panda and Julie, and both ladies were furious, Julie threatening to kill herself.<ref>[[IRC (04 January 2009)]]</ref> Later she calmed down, and moved to Ohio to live with relatives. Ever classy, Chris suggested a threesome with PandaHalo.<ref>[[BlueSpike_Skype_Logs]]</ref>

Chris refused to drive to Ohio, instead insisting that Julie come to him. He also couldn't be bothered to attack Clyde in IRC, even when he threatened Julie.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref>

When Chris chose [[Sarah May]] over her, Julie was crushed. Chris apologised, and then abruptly [[Autism|went back to talking about vidya]].<ref>[[BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_4]]</ref>

Clyde Cash made more serious threats against Julie, forcing Chris to upload a famous [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009 video]] admitting that he was gay.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

Once Chris got it into his head that [[PandaHalo]] had burned to death in a wildfire, he began to focus even more on Julie as a sweetheart.

Chris received a [[:File:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|letter]] written by Julie, the first physical [[:File:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|proof]] of her "existence". In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris.

That Valentine's Day, Chris uploaded [[LittleBigPlanet|an ''LBP'' level]], and Chris and Julie took their relationship to the next level, with cyber sex. [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]], and the rest is history. Chris's parents didn't believe that Julie was TRUE and HONEST.<ref>[[Bob Walks In Aftermath]]</ref>

In [[For Julie's Eyes Only|an infamous video]] of 20 [[February 2009]], Chris created a sex video for Julie with the help of his inflatable assistant [[Kimmi]], in order to give Julie an idea of what their first time together would be like. Chris's agonized cries of "JULAAAAAAAY!" would prove one of the most striking and memorable of CWC-isms; to this date, many erroneously believe that Kimmi ''is'' Julie. This is not so; Chris may be the most desperate man alive, but he's not quite got to the point where he's convinced himself any of his sex dolls are real.

{{clear}}

==Max==
[[Image:Anon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The mysterious Max.]]
[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|Receipts from Chris' epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger, and that the place he at was a [[Sonic]] Drive-In.]]

Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 February 2009, Chris valiantly traveled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. (His ancestors' spirits had wished him "a Safe Trip to Ohio" two days prior at [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.)<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly [[black]] woman.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]</ref>

On 3 [[March 2009]], Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatened to sell the PSN account and forbade Julie from seeing Chris. Chris was coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed [[Sonichu medallion]] up his ass while shouting "Zap to the extreme!" before he was allowed to speak to Julie as seen in the video below, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash. At no point did BlueSpike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly two million hits). BlueSpike's female voice is a particularly unconvincing falsetto, which makes it all the more hilarious that it worked so well on Chris.

This incident shattered both his [[heart level]] and his anus to 0%.

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{{-}}

For audio and a complete transcription of the conversation, see [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. (The revelation of Julie's true identity comes in the final section of the transcript.)

==Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War==
[[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|right|Kids say the darndest things.]]

On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of [[lulz]]. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.

{{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user}}

Most of the trolling did involve BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&feature=channel_page disgustingly listening] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&feature=channel_page to the guy fap]. As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality. One fap session did produce the epically hilarious event when [[Bob Chandler]] became an internet lumberjack.

Today, most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, though large portions of [[/cwc/]] yearn to return to the sadist days of BlueSpike in hopes of an age of trolling where physical pain is inflicted upon Chris.

While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually no evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had no trouble believing that he had found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having instant-messenger sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|world-famous celebrity]]. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 1 [[July 2009]].

Chris currently believes that BlueSpike was killed at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]], from an offhand comment Cash made in [[Mumble 12]]. On [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his version of the ED page]], Chris stated that "That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "[[Transformers|Starscream]]" Troll, Clyde Cash." Of course, this statement was later [[Car Pranks|revealed to be a complete and utter bluff]].

==Called out==
On 23 [[August 2011]], [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris claimed]] to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him unless he made an apology video BY 15 [[September 2011]] in which he left the Internet forever and told people to stop making [[prank calls]] calling Chris "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAAAAAAYYY!"]]. As of 26 September 2011, Spike has not yet responded.

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]
*[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
*[[Julie Reveals Herself]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B3D68D552646B0AD BlueSpike's infamous conversation with Chris]

{{Trolls}}
{{Sweethearts}}

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[[Category: Julie Saga]]

User talk:MissMeg

2011-09-26T02:21:29Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.

==Hold on there==

The userboxes are supposed to work like <nowiki>{{GrammarNazi}}</nowiki> (which displays the template on your page) rather than copy/pasting the source code. This makes editing your userpage easier for you and also makes it so that the categories are correct on your userpage. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:11, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Thanks man. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:26, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

==Thanks for the help!==

Hey, thanks for volunteering to help with the [[Emails]] page. Just put summaries for each month. One day, that page will be a glorious masterpiece.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 19:21, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

DJ Jamsta

2011-09-09T04:44:22Z

ThatPianoGuy:

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Jamster.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DJ Jamsta
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]] (in universe)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
|
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]]
|-
|}
{{quote|"Hey guys, gals, [[Chris|duds]] ''[sic]'' and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break [[2008|'08]]! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da power!"|DJ Jamsta, laying it down}}

'''DJ Jamsta''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Wikipedia:Disc jockey|DJ]], and a host on [[KCWC]] radio station. His origins are unknown; ''Sonichu'' historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using out-of-date slang and making sexist remarks towards women. Even by ''Sonichu'' standards he is particularly ridiculous-looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to ''[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]'' fucked [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

One of the most notable traits Jamsta possesses is an odd lack of consistency in coloring across his body. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur or if he just has a spectacularly terrible hat. Of note, if they ''are'' his ears, then his earphones rest on the side of his head, far away from anywhere they would be of any use. Jamsta's arms are also the tan color Chris usually uses for human skin. While possible that Jamsta shaves off his arm hair for whatever reason, it's vastly more likely Chris can't even keep color straight for even that long. It is also notable that Jamsta has a fan-shaped tail not seen in any other Sonichu. It is colored in three bars that match his shirt, but no part of his actual body.

==Not cool==
[[Image:328-Jamsta.jpg|thumb|right|COOL DUDE]]
Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why he is so very uncool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta's lines in his [[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE|future message]]. Like Chris trying to act "with it", Jamsta sounds much more like a marketing executive parroting lines for credibility than an actual "cool" character, throwing (what Chris considers to be) trendy words into his speech without much logic.

==Age==

Along with [[Lolisa Rosechu]], DJ Jamsta Sonichu is somehow inexplicably older than the "original" [[Sonichu]]; his age is shown as 21 at the end of episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], while, near the start of [[episode 18]] (which is set months after episode 17 occurred), Sonichu becomes 20 years old. This leaves a logical inconsistency: if Jamsta is older than Sonichu, wouldn't he name the species of [[Pokémon]] to which he and the rest of the male Hedgehogs belong?

Chris addresses this in a Mailbag

{{quote|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990|1990]]."|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}

Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, and why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic, and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much par for the course.

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User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-09-09T04:22:42Z

ThatPianoGuy:

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-09-09T04:20:12Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*
Or maybe the Subimago is the new Welcome Template.
I vote Subimago.

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As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things.

I have to read through every single fucking email sent to or received by Chris that is on the CWCki. I finished the miscellaneous emails. My sanity is permanently damaged.
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I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-09-09T04:15:58Z

ThatPianoGuy:

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-09-09T04:13:41Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

2011-09-09T04:05:05Z

ThatPianoGuy: /* August 2011? */

...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones
*life history
*brief outline of his views
*his future outlook
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]

We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)
:Boy, do I feel stupid. But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him "Christian" and the name "had a ring to it" so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]], Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
::::To be fair, one's "Spanish name" need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
:::More Name Crap: "-Chan" suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

==Racism and Noviophobia==
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. "(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)". Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace "I Respect the African American People." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying "Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'" However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==

I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche "Well, he's no Mr. Darcy..."

I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]

==Let me tell you about this page==
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the "gaybian" vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Since there's no actual "Chris and..." page ==

I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a "Chris and Intelligence" page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like "I'm smart, I was on honor roll." "I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!," etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)

We need a "Chris and Aspergers Syndrome" page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
==CWC split?==
"CWC" should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like "A CWC Audition"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Page Needed==
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 22:29, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact information? ==

Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe. Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information.
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all. Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore. anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== Misapplication of social rules ==

Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of "Honesty" is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

== You forgot to mention... ==

''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin etc. etc.''

What about "uncultured" (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and "tone deaf" (his so called "album", need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, "No way, no one can be that bad." But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

==Anagram crackers==
''Interestingly, "clownish tender anarchist" is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''

So is "antichrist enhances world". [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)

== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==

Someone posted the other day how they objected to "transvestite" listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with "Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics" is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like "stubborn," "racist," etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like "Okay, this guy is a bit off" and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.

I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - "racist" linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be "Chris and racism" versus "Chris and race." I argued for "Chris and race" as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having "racism" link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.

So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving "man child," which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris.

If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said "You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough", and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.

:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.

:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.

:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making "transvestite" or "homosexual" seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's "dissing" or "hating on" anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the "same group" as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was. I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh. I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

== August 2011? ==

The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)

Christian Weston Chandler

2011-09-02T04:39:47Z

ThatPianoGuy: /* Chris today */

:''This article is about Chris himself. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For all other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For Chandler's view on Christianty, see [[Chris and Religion]].''

{{Honest}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan Chris Chan Chris Tran Ricardo Weston Chandler CWC [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] Solid Chris Chrissy [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Kaka]] ''[[Homos|Homo]] virginicus'' [[Jackie_Chat_6|Chunky Monkey Man]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982-2011) [[Tomgirl]] (2011-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Height'''
| 5'10" (1.78 m)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Approximately [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) Male escort ([[2010]], unpaid)
|-
|}

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (''né'' '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]), is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[fail|brilliant]] crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] - sorry, [[Chris and copyright|original creation]] - starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].

His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Racism|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]."

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably [[Chris and Art|childlike artwork]] about his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him.

Yes, friends, it gets far worse.

==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|ORIGINAL IDENTITY. DO NOT [[Liquid Chris|STEAL]].]]
Much like the Devil, Christian Weston Chandler goes by many names. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|bear conductor]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". Unusually, Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or for even greater accuracy "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.

He occasionally uses the names of his characters, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and of course [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into a superheroic hedgehog himself, named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also the seldom-used "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].

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==Overview==
[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|It's all right, Chris, we already know since you annoy us to death about it.]]

Chris is a timid, [[chris_and_his_ego|self-absorbed]] little man who has been allowed - by [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barb|parents]] and/or his [[autism]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now approaching thirty, he is so comfortable in his pitiful existence that he refuses to conform to the rules of society, such as "you have to bathe regularly," "you can't sit in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you," and "if you keep [[dirty crapped briefs|shitting your pants]] you should be more careful when you think you're just going to fart." Although the public school system originally forced society and Chris to put up with one another, Chris is now free to stay indoors and not do anything he doesn't want to do. Accordingly, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] or had any meaningful relationship with a woman (or anyone of any gender, for that matter).

Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu]], to the point that he hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by [[trolls]] working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|Why do we get the feeling that he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]

[[Chris and art|Chris cannot draw. At all.]] Every single person on the planet could draw better at age seven than Chris could at age 23, when the hand-drawn [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of ''Sonichu'' was released. What makes it even funnier is that his art is the closest thing he has to an actual talent.

Chris is the dangerous combination of the emotional maturity of a six-year-old and the [[Chris and sex|sexual]] maturity of a young adult male. As a result, he has little understanding or appreciation of women. To him, all women are little more than objects that could potentially provide for him emotionally, sexually, and financially. It appears that everything he knows about sex has been learned from sex ed classes and porn. For some reason, he believes he knows more about sex and women than whoever he is talking to (such as women who have had sex), which inevitably results in hilarity.

Chris absolutely hates [[homos|gay men]], and communicates this with such intensity that observers are easily convinced he's simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon]] to keep himself straight. Oh, he also [[recycling|swallows his own semen]] and [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]]. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seems to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.
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== Early life ==

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|Evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of a Chris-chan...in [[Wikipedia:Pogs|POG]] form (yes, those are homemade POGS). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "[[Fail|monkey]]", was spoken at six weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat well into his twenties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true - the language centres in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at six weeks, disregarding infantile vocal cord.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact the he now locks himself in a [[Chris's room|room]]. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of one and seven, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl — if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).

In [[1989]], noted furry conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have his name [[Christopher's name change|legally changed]].

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school". Chris was home-schooled through the fifth grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his twelfth birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. Local news coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a more worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not [[IBAChandler|some elaborate troll]]. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to leverage his autism for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated]] when he loses).

<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[The Creepy Stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading R.L. Stine horror novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]] and acquired the true source of his powers, his [[high school ring]].

Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris cried like a little bitch during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it ''so hard'' in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref>

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.

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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
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Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
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===Adult adventures===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]]. Many women have gouged their eyes out after seeing it.]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|retarded newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his bullshit.

Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend...allegedly. Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach them or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a [[sign]] that read "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex. Chris was particularly traumatized by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud.

After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]], drawing ''Sonichu'', [[masturbation|masturbating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[Game Place|local game and card shop]]. Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than five minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, being totally smooth with women due to countless hours of studying them in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and finally learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to raise awareness of Chris's unbelievably original character, but within half an issue, the storylines began to revolve around the frankly more compelling saga of Chris's own personal issues.
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==Discovery==
{{main|2007|2008}}
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent was discovered when he posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life was never the same again.

Upon learning of the "Chris-chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]] Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008 Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[lulz]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was lulzy or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to trolling Chris), which only expanded coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]
By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naive]]te readily embraced this world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the [[CWCki]] maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot selectively ignore his own history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic [[Internet]] presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[Chris and fashion|striped shirts]].

On [[November 2010]], around the same time another saga involving an [[Jackie|online sweetheart]] ended in romantic failure, Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video on YouTube]] in which he announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel.

However, his internet activity had not completely ceased and ever since he retired from YouTube Chris has released [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial|several]] [[Autism Tutorial|new]] [[LBP|Little Big Planet]] levels, uploaded [[3DS Flipnote|two]] [[Hippo Flipnote|Flipnotes]], secretly frequented the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forums for a couple of weeks on [[May 2011|May]]-[[June 2011]] and apparently even had a new [[facebook]] for a brief time during [[July 2011|July]].

Chris continues to live with his parents, who along with the [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] are his only sources of income. Since Bob and Barb are in their 80’s and 70’s (respectively), it can be reasonably assumed that they have little time left on this earth, especially when Bob’s cancer and Barbara’s [[obesity]] are taken into account. Whatever fate awaits Chris after both his parents are dead or no longer able to take care of him remains to be seen.

Chris later returned, in August 2011, with a series of [[Calling Out|New Videos]] in which he calls out various trolls, such as [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[BlueSpike]], and [[Thorg]].
===Life as a Tomgirl===

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life after his YouTube retirement is his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross dressing and femininity in general. This adoption of a new wardrobe was first revealed to the net on 29 [[April 2011]] when a [[Tomgirl Pictures|batch of pictures]] featuring Chris in drag was leaked.

Further light was shed on this issue when Chris’s posts in [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] were discovered on 20 [[July 2011]]. Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or Tomgirl as he calls it) and an unabashed one too; not only did he came out as a Tomgirl to his parents (who both strongly disapproved),<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref> he also dressed and behaved as a female in public, going as far as to use women’s bathrooms instead of men’s.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref> Such antics are not likely to endear him to many people in socially conservative Virginia.

Chris does not see his Tomgirl identity as being in contradiction to heterosexuality and has gone to assert his straightness in his very first post on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref> His love quest is yet to have reached its end and so far he remains a virgin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>

==Featured fan videos==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account!

==References==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris-Chan (fanart)|linkname=Chris}}

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{{Chris and|nocat=true}}
{{People}}
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-22T19:50:52Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*
Or maybe the Subimago is the new Welcome Template.
I vote Subimago.

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As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things, but I never seem to make any of my friends laugh with resorting to...[[Random Access Humor|ugh]]. Although, I blame that on my friends just being retarded in general.

A few questions I have, one minor, one major.
The minor question: Why is nobody even acknowledging the new [[Troll|Girlfriend]] Chris says he has in one of his recent videos?
That major question: Why does The Wallflower's name link to the Wallflower if the CWCki is in agreement not to release personal information? Her fucking name is pretty damn personal, don't you think?

I have to read through every single fucking email sent to or received by Chris that is on the CWCki. I finished the miscellaneous emails. My sanity is permanently damaged.
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I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

Emails

2011-08-22T06:17:33Z

ThatPianoGuy:

{{Incomplete}}This page covers e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.

== Chris Emails 2004-2006 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2004]], [[2005]], and [[2006]]

Feburary 2004
An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

October 2005
[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

September 2006
Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

== Chris Emails 2007 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2007]]

Feburary

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the Megan [[Saga]]...

July

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.

August

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

November

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some [[nudes]] of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

December

The worst love poem ever.

== Chris Emails 2008 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2008]]

Janurary

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

March

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

June

Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

July

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

August

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

September

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

'''I'll do the rest of the emails in a minute, stop being so pushy person who's reading this article!'''

{{Emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

Emails

2011-08-15T17:43:16Z

ThatPianoGuy:

This page covers e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.

== Chris Emails 2004-2006 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2004]], [[2005]], and [[2006]]

Feburary 2004
An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

October 2005
[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

September 2006
Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

== Chris Emails 2007 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2007]]

Feburary

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the Megan [[Saga]]...

July

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.

August

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

November

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some [[nudes]] of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

December

The worst love poem ever.

== Chris Emails 2008 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2008]]

Janurary

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

March

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

June

Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

July

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

August

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

September

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

'''I'll do the rest of the emails in a minute, stop being so pushy person who's reading this article!'''

{{Emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

Talk:Emails

2011-08-14T21:40:50Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Emails

2011-08-14T19:59:55Z

ThatPianoGuy:

This page covers e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.

== Chris Emails 2004-2006 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2004]], [[2005]], and [[2006]]

Feburary 2004
An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

October 2005
[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

September 2006
Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

== Chris Emails 2007 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2007]]

Feburary

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the Megan [[Saga]]...

July

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.

August

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

November

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some nudes of [[him]]. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

December

The worst love poem ever.

== Chris Emails 2008 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2008]]

Janurary

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

March

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

June

Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

July

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

August

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

September

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

'''I'll do the rest of the emails in a minute, stop being so pushy person who's reading this article!'''

{{Emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-14T19:37:23Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*
Or maybe the Subimago is the new Welcome Template.
I vote Subimago.

----

As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things, but I never seem to make any of my friends laugh with resorting to...[[Random Access Humor|ugh]]. Although, I blame that on my friends just being retarded in general.

A few questions I have, one minor, one major.
The minor question: Why is nobody even acknowledging the new [[Troll|Girlfriend]] Chris says he has in the [[Calling Out]] videos?
That major question: Why does The Wallflower's name link to the Wallflower if the CWCki is in agreement not to release personal information? Her fucking name is pretty damn personal, don't you think?

I have to read through every single fucking email sent to or received by Chris that is on the CWCki. I finished the miscellaneous emails. My sanity is permanently damaged.
----

I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

Emails

2011-08-14T19:35:41Z

ThatPianoGuy:

This page covers e-mails exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.

== Chris Emails 2004-2006 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2004]], [[2005]], and [[2006]]

Feburary 2004
An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.

October 2005
[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.

September 2006
Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.

== Chris Emails 2007 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2007]]

Feburary

An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the Megan [[Saga]]...

July

Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.

August

Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.

November

The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some nudes of [[him]]. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.

December

The worst love poem ever.

== Chris Emails 2008 ==

Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2008]]

Janurary

Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.

March

Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.

June

Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].

July

Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].

August

Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

September

Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

{{Emails}}
[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

Talk:Emails

2011-08-14T19:18:44Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Talk:Emails

2011-08-14T17:54:46Z

ThatPianoGuy:

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-14T17:52:08Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*
Or maybe the Subimago is the new Welcome Template.
I vote Subimago.

----

As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.

My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things, but I never seem to make any of my friends laugh with resorting to...[[Random Access Humor|ugh]]. Although, I blame that on my friends just being retarded in general.

A few questions I have, one minor, one major.
The minor question: Why is nobody even acknowledging the new [[Troll|Girlfriend]] Chris says he has in the [[Calling Out]] videos?
That major question: Why does The Wallflower's name link to the Wallflower if the CWCki is in agreement not to release personal information? Her fucking name is pretty damn personal, don't you think?

----

I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

User talk:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-14T17:34:19Z

ThatPianoGuy:

User talk:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-14T00:23:21Z

ThatPianoGuy:

User talk:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-14T00:22:48Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Chris Drops the N-Bomb

2011-08-14T00:20:10Z

ThatPianoGuy:

[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Chris between this and his previous video]]
[[Image:Tito2.jpg|thumb|left|Tito is shocked and saddened by Chris's choice of words.]]

'''Chris Drops the N-Bomb''' (officially posted as '''100_2151.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 17 March 2010, where [[Chris]] sends yet another gory [[death threat]], and uses the dreaded 'N-Word', at [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. It is also believed that this video was the reason that Jack Thaddeus pulled all of his funding from CWCipedia.

Unsurprisingly, Chris once again drops the name of the [[Wallflower]]. His actual explicit and complete usage of a racial slur, though, was unexpected; the closest he had previously come was singing "Don't Trust them Niggas over there" to [[Julie]] and when [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying it during their [[Julie Reveals Herself|final conversation]], where it took Chris several tries to get the word out (the best he could manage on his first attempt was "[[Niggo]]").

It's well-known that Chris harbors racist feelings (based on reports of his behavior at [[The Game Place]], among other things), but they're not usually expressed so bluntly. The release of the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]] on 18 March 2010, however, revealed that Chris has apparently grown quite fond of using the word as an insult.

To make matters worse, there hasn't been any indication that Surfshack Tito is actually black, or that Chris has any reason for thinking so. Tito's cartoon namesake is a Pacific islander, not ethnically African in any way, and Tito the troll bills himself as Hawaiian.

{{clear}}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

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| name = 100_2151.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ICmPmA99AgM}}
| stardate = 17 March 2010
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Sonichu Day]]
| next = [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]]
}}

{{quote|You God damn womanizing raping... trollin' stupid pickle suited... nigger!}}

===Transcript===

Tito! You stay away from Heather, you son of a bitch. You have no right taking her from me like that, you [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|womanizing rapist]]! And if you go near her again, then I ''will'' find you! I will find you, I will [[Pocket knife|cut you up]], I will [[CWC Fighter|beat you up]], I will knock you on your backside, [[Chris and reality|stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blowin' it wide open!]]

Because that's what you deserve, you God damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|womanizing raping]]... trollin' stupid [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suited]]... '''nigger!''' And don't you ever, don't you dare contact me in my [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|E-mail]] again, or contact me ever! You stay away from me- You stay away from me and contact. Don't call me... I ''will'' find ''you''!
[''Shows middle finger'']

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = YOU...YOU...DOUBLE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yaJwLL5mfg0}}
| Stardate = 18 March 2010
| Maker = [[Vivian Gee]]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = [http://www.mediafire.com/?qnnxdz3im5d MP3]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris says the N-word, and goes crazy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rPe1pVKtCOc}}
| Stardate = 5 April 2010
| Maker = DrButler
| Subject =
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| Other Info =
}}

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{{Template:Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-17]]
[[Category: Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-17]]

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-13T22:05:07Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

I...didn't get...a welcome...template...*sniff*

----

As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.
DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU'RE MORE OF A NERD THEN ME I PLAY PATHFINDER SOCIETY!
Ahem...sorry.
My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things, but I never seem to make any of my friends laugh with resorting to...[[Random Access Humor|ugh]]. Although, I blame that on my friends just being retarded in general.

A few questions I have, one minor, one major.
The minor question: Why is nobody even acknowledging the new [[Troll|Girlfriend]] Chris says he has in the [[Calling Out]] videos?
That major question: Why does The Wallflower's name link to the Wallflower if the CWCki is in agreement not to release personal information? Her fucking name is pretty damn personal, don't you think?

----

I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

User talk:Freecell

2011-08-13T22:00:41Z

ThatPianoGuy:

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

CWCki talk:Help

2011-08-13T21:46:23Z

ThatPianoGuy:

== Spelling consistencies ==

I'm not sure where else to ask this, but I'm a bit curious as to what the "correct" spelling of okay/OK is on the CWCki. In a lot of the transcriptions it's used both ways. I'm sure it can be used both ways, but is there a preferred spelling to use for consistency? How about for All right/Alright too, while I'm asking? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 22:26, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be a lazy shit. It's "okay" and "all right". [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:53, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
**You got it. I may go through the transcripts and change them. Also I just realized I didn't mean to post this on the talk page. Derp. --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 23:32, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, in lieu of the recent deletion of the Fan Works page, will a Fan Fiction still have a place on this Wiki? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:35, 23 November 2010 (PST)

== Editing My Own Page ==

I am such a newb. I can't edit my Userpage. It brings up the mathematical equation, I solve it...and nothing happens. Every single time. What the hell is it that I'm doing wrong? --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 07:38, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think I've ever seen that problem before. It might be a problem with your browser, but I don't really see why that would be. That said, we've had plenty of spambots that make accounts here, make userpages for themselves advertising some shitty product, and then leaving. It's possible one of the admins made it so that new users can't make pages for a couple days/a few contributions to counteract this. I'm not aware of a policy change, but I was sick for weeks until a few days back so I haven't been keeping track. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:29, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:: So it turns out that that last bit is bullshit because I was able to make a userpage on this account. I guess it has to be a problem on your end. [[User:FreeceII|FreeceII]] 09:31, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:::Did he provide an edit summary when creating the user page? I've had problems creating new pages if there was no edit summary. It would warn me that I had no edit summary, then it would ask me to solve the sum, then bring me back to warn me that I didn't have an edit summary.... This would repeat until I finally provided an edit summary. Perhaps the FreeceII account had no problems creating the new page because he ''did'' provide an edit summary? ~ [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 10:23, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
::::I have to provide an Edit Summary? I feel really fucking stupid now. I'll go see if it works.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:23, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:::::Still not working.
I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong, but 8+8 has always been 16, and the Edit Summary IS there. I guess I'll just have to deal with it for now.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:30, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
Just created your userpage for you. You should be able to edit it without any other problems. Let me know if that keeps happening. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:34, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:Nice one, Freecell. I'm just gonna keep that on my userpage for all eternity, just because I can. Thanks for the help, it's working fine. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:46, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

CWCki talk:Help

2011-08-13T21:46:03Z

ThatPianoGuy:

== Spelling consistencies ==

I'm not sure where else to ask this, but I'm a bit curious as to what the "correct" spelling of okay/OK is on the CWCki. In a lot of the transcriptions it's used both ways. I'm sure it can be used both ways, but is there a preferred spelling to use for consistency? How about for All right/Alright too, while I'm asking? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 22:26, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be a lazy shit. It's "okay" and "all right". [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:53, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
**You got it. I may go through the transcripts and change them. Also I just realized I didn't mean to post this on the talk page. Derp. --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 23:32, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, in lieu of the recent deletion of the Fan Works page, will a Fan Fiction still have a place on this Wiki? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:35, 23 November 2010 (PST)

== Editing My Own Page ==

I am such a newb. I can't edit my Userpage. It brings up the mathematical equation, I solve it...and nothing happens. Every single time. What the hell is it that I'm doing wrong? --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 07:38, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think I've ever seen that problem before. It might be a problem with your browser, but I don't really see why that would be. That said, we've had plenty of spambots that make accounts here, make userpages for themselves advertising some shitty product, and then leaving. It's possible one of the admins made it so that new users can't make pages for a couple days/a few contributions to counteract this. I'm not aware of a policy change, but I was sick for weeks until a few days back so I haven't been keeping track. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:29, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:: So it turns out that that last bit is bullshit because I was able to make a userpage on this account. I guess it has to be a problem on your end. [[User:FreeceII|FreeceII]] 09:31, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:::Did he provide an edit summary when creating the user page? I've had problems creating new pages if there was no edit summary. It would warn me that I had no edit summary, then it would ask me to solve the sum, then bring me back to warn me that I didn't have an edit summary.... This would repeat until I finally provided an edit summary. Perhaps the FreeceII account had no problems creating the new page because he ''did'' provide an edit summary? ~ [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 10:23, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
::::I have to provide an Edit Summary? I feel really fucking stupid now. I'll go see if it works.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:23, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:::::Still not working.
I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong, but 8+8 has always been 16, and the Edit Summary IS there. I guess I'll just have to deal with it for now.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:30, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
Just created your userpage for you. You should be able to edit it without any other problems. Let me know if that keeps happening. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:34, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
Nice one, Freecell. I'm just gonna keep that on my userpage for all eternity, just because I can. Thanks for the help, it's working fine. --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:46, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

User:ThatPianoGuy

2011-08-13T21:44:51Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Subimago

The final moult of the naiad is not to the full adult form, but to a winged subimago that physically resembles the adult, but which is usually sexually immature. The subimagos are generally poor fliers, and typically lack the colouration patterns used to attract mates. The subimago eventually moults to the full adult, making mayflies the only insects where a winged form undergoes moulting.
Like the adult, the subimago stage does not last for long, rarely for more than 24 hours. In some species, it may last for just a few minutes, while the mayflies in the family Palingeniidae have sexually mature subimagos and no true adult form at all.

^ ^ ^ Freecell, that is the best way to create a userpage ever. Thanks for the help.

----

As you could probably tell by my name, I am a guy who plays piano. I only just got interested in Chris's misadventures earlier this year, although I heard of him earlier, on AT4W.
I am a nerd. More of a nerd then you.
DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU'RE MORE OF A NERD THEN ME I PLAY PATHFINDER SOCIETY!
Ahem...sorry.
My sense of humor is strange. I laugh way too loud at funny things, but I never seem to make any of my friends laugh with resorting to...[[Random Access Humor|ugh]]. Although, I blame that on my friends just being retarded in general.

A few questions I have, one minor, one major.
The minor question: Why is nobody even acknowledging the new [[Troll|Girlfriend]] Chris says he has in the [[Calling Out]] videos?
That major question: Why does The Wallflower's name link to the Wallflower if the CWCki is in agreement not to release personal information? Her fucking name is pretty damn personal, don't you think?

----

I am off to save Tamriel from Alduin, The World Eater, well simultaneously wiping out the pathetic Jedi scum who dare oppose the mighty Sith Empire, and becoming a Fourth Level Fighter (Not some crappy ranger).

Talk:Caitlin

2011-08-13T21:33:08Z

ThatPianoGuy:

==To do==
*Find reference to Caitlin, in some chat with Panda IIRC. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 9 March 2009 (CET)

==Ahaha==
He's watching Family Guy on his PSP while eating dinner in a public place. Jesus, the guy really can't be deprived of his toys for two minutes.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:38, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

==Should we delete this?==
I don't think this page has any relevance whatsoever, it could as well fit into the love quest page.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:46, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's not much here, so just move it to the love quest page. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:54, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::This is a relatively useless page. Caitlin was mentioned once, had no impact, and the article is a small box and a paragraph. This MIGHT deserve mention, but not a goddamn article.--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 14:33, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

CWCki talk:Help

2011-08-13T21:30:02Z

ThatPianoGuy:

CWCki talk:Help

2011-08-13T21:23:45Z

ThatPianoGuy:

CWCki talk:Help

2011-08-13T21:23:33Z

ThatPianoGuy:

Talk:Sonichu (IRC chat)

2011-08-13T15:09:16Z

ThatPianoGuy:

==To do==
*history of chat (outbranch of #chris-chan and a way for Chris to communicate with us directly)
*drama relating to the chat
*some very notable things Chris has said in there
*in jokes
*how to get banned
==Connection==
Why is it empty? I used the Mibble link you provided.

==Hai Guise==
This seems like the place to ask, how do I IRC?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:09, 20 November 2009 (CET)

== can someone provide a link ==

seriously man--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:41, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

:Just go [[IRC:Contents|here]]. There's information on how to register a name and a list of clients. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 03:21, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== The <s>Capital Wasteland</s> IRC Chatroom ==

Seriously, where the hell is everyone? --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 08:09, 13 August 2011 (PDT)