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		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:59:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* ADDED! */&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:59:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* I wanna ask a question... */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== ADDED! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Fleshed out my analysis! :D [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:20, 29 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=131580</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:59:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: Blanked the page&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:59:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* The Solution/ tl;dr */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:59:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* A little bit to chew on... */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Solution/ tl;dr ==&lt;br /&gt;
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We gotta help this guy, not hurt him. A little more tough love and a lot less ridicule would suffice. :D&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=131573</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2011-01-09T05:53:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* A little bit to chew on... */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Solution/ tl;dr ==&lt;br /&gt;
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We gotta help this guy, not hurt him. A little more tough love and a lot less ridicule would suffice. :D&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Clydec/ThingsChrisHats&amp;diff=127711</id>
		<title>User:Clydec/ThingsChrisHats</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-01T00:04:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;stealing Crasscrab's point from the Harry Potter talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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This article has given me an idea for a new list section of the CWCiki: Things Chris Hates. This would include a variety of things which Chris has mentioned his disdain for, including the Hexbox, homo males, and everything that involves manual labor. Harry Potter seems abit irrelevant in of itself to warrant its own article, given that Chris has only mentioned it a couple of times and has no real basis for hating it other than because it was/is in competition with Pokemon, but it's still something that could be encapsulated in a list as a summary. --CrassCrab 18:56, 13 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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combined with beat's comment&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't like Harry Potter, sure, but he's only mentioned it a few times and hasn't read any of the books. I like the idea of an article that covers all the weird little things that Chris hates for no reason, but we don't need a whole article for every one of them. Moon plz.--Beat 20:27, 13 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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Discuss on what do, if this page is proposed what articles should be mentioned/merged into it. Go. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:06, 15 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it's a good peek into the mind of Chris. Sometimes his dislikes are as arbitrary and capricious as his likes. It's also conceivable to organize a portal by magnitude from things he actively speaks out against (The Homos), to things he hates but isn't always vocal about (Tobacky) to things he is okay with whenever it serves his purposes (Alcohol). [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:06, 16 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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: It's a good idea, I've always thought there should be a page of Chris miscellanea that doesn't fit into any other article. I'm sure there are other bits of miscellanea that could make an article, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. [[User: GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]] 22 November 2010 12:13 PM EST&lt;br /&gt;
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Minor stuff like Harry Potter okay, but things like Homos or Xbox need to stay. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:17, 25 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think that for the &amp;quot;Stuff Chris Hates&amp;quot; page we should also include links to the more major things, along with brief descriptions with a witty anecdote or two. :D [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 16:04, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User talk:Champthom</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T23:32:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Upload page==&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu Franchise Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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How about this:  [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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...replace these:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (game)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EX-CWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's First Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thanks, Champthom==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;:)&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Hotness for Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet.  It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Template:  [[Template:Infobox/video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Centered example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sidebar example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thoughts?  It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly.  The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks.  Let us know!  --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the &amp;quot;Made by&amp;quot; would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the &amp;quot;Festive&amp;quot; icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==IMPOSTORS==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, this is the &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot; from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =(  Is there anything we can do about this?  I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot;).  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then.  I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself.  I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating.  Thanks for looking into it.  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up &amp;quot;Dude.&amp;quot; If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!?  You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom.  I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sup==&lt;br /&gt;
Have a job for me?  You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Coolio.  On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status.  I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling.  I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it.  --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SPECIAL MISSION==&lt;br /&gt;
I accept.  Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just to let you know==&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Apologies==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's resume ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A new Mailbag bombing==&lt;br /&gt;
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the &amp;quot;Inputed&amp;quot; response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Politics]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sandy Rosechu ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fixed it.  The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== halp ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkops Anonymous==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cole Smithey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==&lt;br /&gt;
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Posse == &lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summaries==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Article of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
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You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Chris' lies ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quality Control jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I saw your comment re &amp;quot;Quality Control&amp;quot; jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ old boy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==April Fool's Day==&lt;br /&gt;
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.&lt;br /&gt;
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a &amp;quot;victory over cwcki&amp;quot; vid.&lt;br /&gt;
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and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris&lt;br /&gt;
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user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10&lt;br /&gt;
* No.  That's stupid.  Chris will make a &amp;quot;HA HA I GOT U TROLLS&amp;quot; video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone.  If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down.  This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never compromise, even in the face of &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Armageddon&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things.  This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next.  Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts.  He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened.  I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse.  Or something about how Chris risks losing the &amp;quot;copyright&amp;quot; if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke).  Could it be that he's becoming numb to it?  We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu.  We've set up &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot; toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal.  We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself.  What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes.  We do it again and again.  He's not getting desensitized at all, actually.  We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them.  Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that  he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==General question==&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?&lt;br /&gt;
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Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Contact me ASAP&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC superstar==&lt;br /&gt;
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Artist for hire==&lt;br /&gt;
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I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while. &lt;br /&gt;
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today. &lt;br /&gt;
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:&lt;br /&gt;
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.&lt;br /&gt;
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcription Category ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question About Templates ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Old Cats ==&lt;br /&gt;
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As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with &amp;quot;List of&amp;quot;]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it.  [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New Performance Style ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(&lt;br /&gt;
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:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quick Question==&lt;br /&gt;
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Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using &amp;quot;glass&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhh...Champ? ==&lt;br /&gt;
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A jerkop resignation letter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those &amp;quot;last nail in the coffin&amp;quot; type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the &amp;quot;members&amp;quot; of the /cwc&amp;quot; imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]&lt;br /&gt;
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to &amp;quot;spread the cancer&amp;quot; here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trouble in Asperpedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I &amp;quot;had it coming&amp;quot; as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I don't like it either.  Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page.  There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal.  I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the &amp;quot;offending article&amp;quot;. You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the &amp;quot;NOT a forum thing&amp;quot;. i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this. &lt;br /&gt;
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again. &lt;br /&gt;
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I just counted==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Yo ==&lt;br /&gt;
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything? &lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you.  --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== irc ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ban me==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== We need some clarification ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On the community portal you said &amp;quot;do not interfere with Jenkins&amp;quot; which I simply took to mean &amp;quot;do not fuck with him&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;let him work on his report unimpeded.&amp;quot; Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I took it to mean &amp;quot;Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved&amp;quot;.  I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified.  However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*As we want Jenkins to keep up the good work, the idea is more of the former - to not hinder his work, i.e. not to post too many praises on his talk page. I'm not sure what's been going on as I've been out the past two days or so, but I'm guessing people may have lost control and completely praised Jenkins, especially for getting a seinor cheerleader. I can understand where Delabonte is coming from but srsly, don't be a dumbass when it comes to this sort of thing.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:25, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot;. I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Fail&amp;quot; into something along the lines of &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality.&amp;quot; Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Sloth&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Inactivity&amp;quot;. Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I don't really mind the &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot; but I wouldn't miss it either.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. Perhaps we should consider some kind of formal way to do this. Like, we could have something in the community portal for users to suggest new suffixes, then from those like 5 favorites are picked out and a poll is taken for the new suffix. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Thanks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'd like to talk to you about something regarding some recent edits. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Welcome Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The welcome template no longer requires any parameters - but it works better if substituted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:05, 15 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My jerkop status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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A week ago, Cogs temporarily removed my jerkop status (for deleting [[Template:UnderWatch|this]] template), but said I could ask you to give it back to me after a week or so [[User_talk:Cogsdev#About_deleting_that_template|here]]. So now I'm just asking you if I can have it back, please.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:55, 19 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SIR==&lt;br /&gt;
I have been away for a while.  I have come back to be a serious editor again.  I was looking through the to-do list with every intent of starting to crack down on transcribing Mumbles... then I saw an interesting tidbit.  It still says that images should be limited to 150kb.  Is this truly the case?  Because the upload screen says keep it to 7mb.  If 150kb is really the case, then perhaps I should go on another resize campaign.  I am up for it, I have time.  I am asking you sir, if this is where I should focus my efforts.  Tell me and I will get started right away. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:05, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The 150 kb thing isn't so much important nowadays since we have the new space and space isn't quite as limited, not to mention people are doing a good job at not uploading huge ass images. Transcribing Mumble chats would probably be a more worthwhile and rewarding en devour though, IMHO. Godspeed to you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Roger that, I'm on it... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 18:16, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonichu TAS transcripts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would it be alright to upload transcripts from the animated Sonichu series? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:29, 3 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Oedipus confirmation?==&lt;br /&gt;
:Yo Champ, could you pop over to Snorlax's talk page?  I sourced a quote about one of Chris's more disturbing habits-- sleeping in his mother's arms-- which apparently came from you.  I don't want to put it on Snorlax's page until we get a confirmation that it's accurate, so if you could verify that before it goes out there, I would be in your debt.  Thanks, man. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:52, 26 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for protecting my user and talk pages. It helps me a lot because I'm trying to get a fresh start here after the fiasco that happened nearly 2 weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] page length, symptoms page?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: This page is 37 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections. —''automated warning on editing the Autism page''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm willing and would actually kind of like to rewrite the whole &amp;quot;Chris's symptoms&amp;quot; section into its own page with or without a list format. The bulk of what interests me as an autistic about Chris is his symptoms, his utter lack of insight into them, how they affect his life, what others can learn from that, and so on. Frankly, I know dick about Wiki writing and the culture that surrounds it, but I realize that I'm kind of a peon around here, that not everyone agrees with me on certain things, and that what I wrote would be subject to editing like anything else. It would shorten this article if nothing else. #sonichu suggested just paring down the section, which is actually kind of against what I personally feel is all of what can be taken away from this whole endeavor other than &amp;quot;lol wut a fag,&amp;quot; so just as a heads-up, basically I'm just going to start blanking random articles until I get permabanned if that happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let me know! —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:12, 3 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Counting the Sighs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed you suggested counting every one of Chris' sighs in the discussion page for [[Stress sigh]]. I was contemplating that myself; would you still be up for it? It would be a relatively large-scale undertaking but if we split the videos into chunks and had everyone pitch in to count five or ten videos it'd be done in no time. Afterwards a counter could be added to the front page, and we'd only need to update it whenever Chris released a new video. Plus we could throw a sigh count into all the video pages. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:10, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkop==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi Champ, I's humbly  submit myself for the jerkop position. I'll understand if the answer is no, I'll just keep doing my thing. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:10, 8 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Grats Crass. Keeping on doing my thing... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:13, 9 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I wish to be a jerkop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I humbly submit my request to be a jerkop. However, I dunno if I can be one with all my previous faggotry between us (CWCki) and /cwc/.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you need further contact, email me. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*yeah, you can't --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:41, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:* k, gotcha [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:02, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Deleted comment==&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have an archive of deleted pages?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Broken link==&lt;br /&gt;
On the Chris and Fashion page, link 14 on &amp;quot;the original&amp;quot; is broken and I have no idea how to fix it...I'm new to editing so I figured I tell you.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:02, 30 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ is such a dick ==&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even do anything to the PVCC article and he wanted to stop my &amp;quot;bullshit&amp;quot; VIVA LA REVOLUTION -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:41, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't give a shit who you are Clyde, I won't tolerate your bullshit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fan Fiction ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a Fan Fiction that I must post here, it needs peer review though! Any advice for posting, if posting here is still applicable? Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:40, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* No fanfics. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:53, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, to replace my brilliant and well-written fan fiction, I have gone through some of the articles and added to them elevated language, and some sorely-needed perspective. Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:42, 29 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*A) There shouldn't be a comma after &amp;quot;brilliant&amp;quot;. Making an error like that (on top of all the other grammatical errors you made in the Homos article) makes me question your skill as a writer. B) Don't advertise your shit here. C) You added like 2 lines to a couple articles, and your &amp;quot;sorely-needed perspective&amp;quot; was a tl;dr rant that is against the rules of the wiki. You suck forever. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:26, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I love you too Freecell...But I haven't advertised anything; if I was to advertise my shit, I would have posted a link. Instead of insulting me and my meager contributions, offer your allegiance and friendship to me. I am not the enemy, I am not the one you seek. We are all here for the same person, so let's stick to that. Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 15:32, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
* ED had, somewhere or sometime or somehow, copies of the drawings that Chris traced to produce the Rosechu &amp;quot;self-centerfolds&amp;quot;. Please add them - good examples of exactly how he traces poses and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
** I would but I'm not saving that shit to this computer...here are the pictures anyway if there's someone less squeamish who is willing to do it. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced3.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced4.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced5.jpg] --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:28, 7 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Something tells me that Chris never gives a jack about using the basic shapes. Has he ever picked up a how-to-draw book in his life?&lt;br /&gt;
:Methinks he either hasn't, or that the most advanced he ever had were along the lines of &amp;quot;How to Draw Sonic the Hedgehog.&amp;quot;  I've heard the style described as &amp;quot;colored-in outlines,&amp;quot; common among rank amateurs.  Rather than blocking out anatomy, they just draw a rough outline of what the character is shaped like, creating a gruesome mess. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:44, 10 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, a new analysis page I can get into!  I added a bit about how it appears he does no practice or sketching. I actually think that's the main reason his drawings are so terrible. He DOES show some improvement over time, which indicates the capacity for it... but he's so lazy that he won't put in the effort to make use of it.  &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Nearly anyone&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Everyone who can draw worth a damn has a hundred hideous sketches for every good drawing (Trust me, as a drawfag and former psuedo-art-student, I know all too well.). As Chuck Jones said, everyone's got a hundred thousand bad drawings in 'em. Chris is just too lazy to get them out. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 02:38, 4 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==First Known Drawing==&lt;br /&gt;
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That picture of Sonic was from when he was FIFTEEN?! Holy ''shit''! I thought that was EARLIER THAN THAT! That looks like an 9-10 year old drew that! Not that his artwork has improved that much, but JESUS! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:00, 22 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm guessing it's a joke, but you'd be surprised... --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:22, 8 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Just thought of something - Sonic didn't come out until 1991. This means Chris must have been at least 9 when he made that. Still shitty art for a 9 year old. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:28, 8 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Eh, if it were drawn when he was nine, it's not that bad. If it were indeed drawn when he was 15, then holy crap. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:06, 25 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
I'd like to see a source on that- not that I think it's impossible, but just to be sure. He was definitely at least nine, though, since that's when Sonic first came out. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 19:46, 22 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Comic writing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's something I've been thinking lately: I could go on and on about Chris as a comic writer and the various corners he has painted himself into, but I don't think this page is the appropriate place for that, because it mostly covers his visual gaffes. Should we split this into something like &amp;quot;Chris and writing&amp;quot;? I know we have [[Chris and English]], but that's more for deep-level language, word use and semantic analysis rather than exploring Chris's writing on higher level. Also, such writing page could cover Chris's failures in his other literary achievements. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 12:29, 2 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
* Yeah, I think a &amp;quot;Chris and Writing&amp;quot; section would really work in this case. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:24, 2 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris knows his art is childish. Sort of. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has been insisting in his personalized Mailbag 50 that he knows his art is childish because he is &amp;quot;trying to push the envelope on the standards of quality&amp;quot; and that he's trying to envoke &amp;quot;childish innocence&amp;quot; and bullshit like that. Where would the best section be to talk about this? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:23, 30 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: I think we should put up some small-children's drawings and compare them side by side for good measure. Perhaps that will give a more accurate perspective of Chris's quality. Anyone else think this is a good idea? I've already started looking for decent comparisons to contrast with Chris [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:23, 12 May 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rewrite ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just given this article a major rewrite. I ended up cutting out almost seventeen thousand characters, but I did my best to keep the message of the article intact and consistent. I apologize if my revision seems too drastic. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 04:38, 11 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Great work. Also a good proof that I have a tendency to ramble needlessly and often need an editor. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 19:31, 11 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Glad you liked it. I'm most of the way done with a like-styled rewrite of &amp;quot;Chris and Writing.&amp;quot; [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 20:20, 11 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== His Fan Fiction??? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I could have sworn that Chris has some Fan Fiction about himself being a super-powered chick or something and blowing up his school...What ever happened to it? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 15:13, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I wish I could get- find out what Christian's really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing… |[[Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Art''' has been, and always will be, [[Chris]]'s selling point. From the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris and his creation of [[Sonichu]] to today, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular troll objective. &lt;br /&gt;
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The sad part is, this is the closest Chris has to an actual &amp;quot;skill.&amp;quot; It's no wonder he's never been able to keep a job.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the medium==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|Chris's earliest known drawing from when he was 15. No, not 1.5 - ''fifteen''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler. Sadly, he peaked in the [[1980s]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. The extent to which it has improved since the first time he drew [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is equivalent to going from the skills of a four-year old to those of an eight-year old. Chris has never considered his artistic skill in need of improvement; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because he believes his art is already perfect, Chris does not see the need to practice. He does no drawing exercises, and cannot look for room for improvement in his drawings because he refuses to accept the idea that his drawings can be in any way flawed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said he spends &amp;quot;an hour at most&amp;quot; drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He is simply not aware of or refuses to accept the fact that producing the kind of high quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor intensive and can easily take hours even with professional software programs such as Photoshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his mind, the act of creating is almost a chore. Because to him every idea he has is perfect from the moment it pops into his head, creating is just a matter of recording his genius. At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing and easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that everything he creates is inherently worthy of adoration, and that it will bring him legions of adoring fans and the [[China|attention]] of women.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Comic writing and structure ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and writing}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is as poor a writer as he is an artist. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision, his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly, he cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and has little regard for visual clarity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Choices of materials and technology ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that his so-called &amp;quot;hand-drawing style&amp;quot; is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his. &lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, RSVP ballpoint pens and Crayola Magic Markers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's artwork is far from archival quality, and in some instances shows [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to &amp;quot;save marker ink.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 19]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to have some version of Photoshop at his disposal (as seen in the &amp;quot;Spider-Man-fucking [[Clyde]]&amp;quot; saga), but uses it sparingly outside of lettering and inserting photographs and other drawings in comics. Chris's font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font that is almost universally condemned as overused and ugly.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Chris has consistently called ''Asperchu'' &amp;quot;blocky and low resolution&amp;quot; because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand drawn art had &amp;quot;more character&amp;quot;. He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from &amp;quot;notepad scratch&amp;quot;, i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage; Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drawing techniques ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for your hand to cramp up.&lt;br /&gt;
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While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final lineart in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he goes &amp;quot;Oh well!&amp;quot; and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Visual style and anatomy ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be [[Chris and art#Gallery of Art|seen below]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines. These art elements were simply laid over his original &amp;quot;style&amp;quot; with no adjustment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes - colored-in outlines without ''any'' shading - and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men, with unfortunate implications in either case.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite boasting that his &amp;quot;drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to &amp;quot;save marker ink,&amp;quot; meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)&lt;br /&gt;
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A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris could not be arsed to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of &amp;quot;marker ink conservation&amp;quot;, some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to gawk at during mass debating isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Character design ===&lt;br /&gt;
::''See also [[Chris and Writing#Characterization|Characterization]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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A large portion of ''Sonichu'''s cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency. &lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical &amp;quot;basic&amp;quot; clothing and Chris himself wears his usual clown shirts and pants. With the sole exception of [[Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fan service===&lt;br /&gt;
[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy. &lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Animation==&lt;br /&gt;
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''Flipnote Studios'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to jerk and wobble, as if they're characters from ''Ed, Edd, &amp;amp; Eddy'' or ''Home Movies''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, due to the fact that Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and the industry ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and the industry}}&lt;br /&gt;
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Originality==&lt;br /&gt;
He has [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
: ''See also: [[Chris and copyright]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan work ''[[Asperchu]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
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As well, Chris has gone so far as to take [[Don'tGetTrolled!|a video]] and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a YouTube Poop, Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous video over [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tracing===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism. &lt;br /&gt;
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Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the &amp;quot;Reflecta Sketch&amp;quot;, a since-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris [[fail]]s even at tracing is a surprise to no one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RClina.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prowl prower.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Familyguytrace.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwct1.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rosey caesar.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rule 34==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Rule 34]] artwork is &amp;quot;lifelike&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[Chris and sex|sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the &amp;quot;Glowing Cunt&amp;quot;, in which Chris draws the &amp;quot;[[cum]]&amp;quot; from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow.&lt;br /&gt;
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It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their &amp;quot;inspirations&amp;quot; discovered. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Art gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be &amp;quot;Highly Recognized&amp;quot; for his &amp;quot;ARTISTIC TALENT&amp;quot;, represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|The result of Rosechu's late-term abortion.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the &amp;quot;Long fish is loooooo&lt;br /&gt;
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong&amp;quot; meme.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like &amp;quot;Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?&amp;quot; Chris never listens.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|An ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's...off-center.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the &amp;quot;[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]&amp;quot; things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is unable to communicate it to us.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|&amp;quot;I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]&amp;quot; (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly &amp;quot;L&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;O&amp;quot;. Could be a corruption of LOL.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???&lt;br /&gt;
Image:505-100 0539.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Costume Design==&lt;br /&gt;
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality. &lt;br /&gt;
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For examples, see ''[[Chris and cosplaying|Chris and Cosplaying]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tl;dr==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is an anti-artist, an anti-artist who insists on forcing his 'works' down the throat of anybody who will pay him mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sauces ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I wish I could get- find out what Christian's really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing… |[[Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Art''' has been, and always will be, [[Chris]]'s selling point. From the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris and his creation of [[Sonichu]] to today, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular troll objective. &lt;br /&gt;
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The sad part is, this is the closest Chris has to an actual &amp;quot;skill.&amp;quot; It's no wonder he's never been able to keep a job.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the medium==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|Chris's earliest known drawing from when he was 15. No, not 1.5 - ''fifteen''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler. Sadly, he peaked in the [[1980s]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. The extent to which it has improved since the first time he drew [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is equivalent to going from the skills of a four-year old to those of an eight-year old. Chris has never considered his artistic skill in need of improvement; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because he believes his art is already perfect, Chris does not see the need to practice. He does no drawing exercises, and cannot look for room for improvement in his drawings because he refuses to accept the idea that his drawings can be in any way flawed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said he spends &amp;quot;an hour at most&amp;quot; drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He is simply not aware of or refuses to accept the fact that producing the kind of high quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor intensive and can easily take hours even with professional software programs such as Photoshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his mind, the act of creating is almost a chore. Because to him every idea he has is perfect from the moment it pops into his head, creating is just a matter of recording his genius. At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing and easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that everything he creates is inherently worthy of adoration, and that it will bring him legions of adoring fans and the [[China|attention]] of women.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Comic writing and structure ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and writing}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is as poor a writer as he is an artist. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision, his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly, he cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and has little regard for visual clarity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Choices of materials and technology ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that his so-called &amp;quot;hand-drawing style&amp;quot; is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his. &lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, RSVP ballpoint pens and Crayola Magic Markers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's artwork is far from archival quality, and in some instances shows [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to &amp;quot;save marker ink.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 19]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to have some version of Photoshop at his disposal (as seen in the &amp;quot;Spider-Man-fucking [[Clyde]]&amp;quot; saga), but uses it sparingly outside of lettering and inserting photographs and other drawings in comics. Chris's font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font that is almost universally condemned as overused and ugly.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Chris has consistently called ''Asperchu'' &amp;quot;blocky and low resolution&amp;quot; because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand drawn art had &amp;quot;more character&amp;quot;. He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from &amp;quot;notepad scratch&amp;quot;, i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage; Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drawing techniques ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for your hand to cramp up.&lt;br /&gt;
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While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final lineart in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he goes &amp;quot;Oh well!&amp;quot; and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Visual style and anatomy ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be [[Chris and art#Gallery of Art|seen below]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines. These art elements were simply laid over his original &amp;quot;style&amp;quot; with no adjustment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes - colored-in outlines without ''any'' shading - and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men, with unfortunate implications in either case.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite boasting that his &amp;quot;drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to &amp;quot;save marker ink,&amp;quot; meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)&lt;br /&gt;
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A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris could not be arsed to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of &amp;quot;marker ink conservation&amp;quot;, some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to gawk at during mass debating isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Character design ===&lt;br /&gt;
::''See also [[Chris and Writing#Characterization|Characterization]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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A large portion of ''Sonichu'''s cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency. &lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical &amp;quot;basic&amp;quot; clothing and Chris himself wears his usual clown shirts and pants. With the sole exception of [[Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fan service===&lt;br /&gt;
[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy. &lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Animation==&lt;br /&gt;
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''Flipnote Studios'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to jerk and wobble, as if they're characters from ''Ed, Edd, &amp;amp; Eddy'' or ''Home Movies''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, due to the fact that Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and the industry ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and the industry}}&lt;br /&gt;
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Originality==&lt;br /&gt;
He has [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
: ''See also: [[Chris and copyright]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan work ''[[Asperchu]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
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As well, Chris has gone so far as to take [[Don'tGetTrolled!|a video]] and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a YouTube Poop, Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous video over [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tracing===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism. &lt;br /&gt;
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Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the &amp;quot;Reflecta Sketch&amp;quot;, a since-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris [[fail]]s even at tracing is a surprise to no one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Trace1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Trace6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RClina.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prowl prower.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Familyguytrace.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwct1.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rosey caesar.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rule 34==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Rule 34]] artwork is &amp;quot;lifelike&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[Chris and sex|sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the &amp;quot;Glowing Cunt&amp;quot;, in which Chris draws the &amp;quot;[[cum]]&amp;quot; from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow.&lt;br /&gt;
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It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their &amp;quot;inspirations&amp;quot; discovered. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chris-chan Traced 2.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:chrischantraced3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chris-chan Traced 5.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
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==Art gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be &amp;quot;Highly Recognized&amp;quot; for his &amp;quot;ARTISTIC TALENT&amp;quot;, represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|The result of Rosechu's late-term abortion.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the &amp;quot;Long fish is loooooo&lt;br /&gt;
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong&amp;quot; meme.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like &amp;quot;Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?&amp;quot; Chris never listens.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|An ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's...off-center.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the &amp;quot;[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]&amp;quot; things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is unable to communicate it to us.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|&amp;quot;I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]&amp;quot; (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly &amp;quot;L&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;O&amp;quot;. Could be a corruption of LOL.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???&lt;br /&gt;
Image:505-100 0539.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Costume Design==&lt;br /&gt;
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality. &lt;br /&gt;
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For examples, see ''[[Chris and cosplaying|Chris and Cosplaying]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tl;dr==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is an anti-artist, an anti-artist who insists on forcing his 'works' down your throat.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sauces ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I wish I could get- find out what Christian's really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing… |[[Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Art''' has been, and always will be, [[Chris]]'s selling point. From the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris and his creation of [[Sonichu]] to today, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular troll objective. &lt;br /&gt;
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The sad part is, this is the closest Chris has to an actual &amp;quot;skill.&amp;quot; It's no wonder he's never been able to keep a job.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the medium==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|Chris's earliest known drawing from when he was 15. No, not 1.5 - ''fifteen''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler. Sadly, he peaked in the [[1980s]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. The extent to which it has improved since the first time he drew [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is equivalent to going from the skills of a four-year old to those of an eight-year old. Chris has never considered his artistic skill in need of improvement; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because he believes his art is already perfect, Chris does not see the need to practice. He does no drawing exercises, and cannot look for room for improvement in his drawings because he refuses to accept the idea that his drawings can be in any way flawed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said he spends &amp;quot;an hour at most&amp;quot; drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He is simply not aware of or refuses to accept the fact that producing the kind of high quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor intensive and can easily take hours even with professional software programs such as Photoshop.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his mind, the act of creating is almost a chore. Because to him every idea he has is perfect from the moment it pops into his head, creating is just a matter of recording his genius. At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing and easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that everything he creates is inherently worthy of adoration, and that it will bring him legions of adoring fans and the [[China|attention]] of women.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Comic writing and structure ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and writing}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is as poor a writer as he is an artist. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision, his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly, he cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and has little regard for visual clarity.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Choices of materials and technology ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that his so-called &amp;quot;hand-drawing style&amp;quot; is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his. &lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, RSVP ballpoint pens and Crayola Magic Markers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's artwork is far from archival quality, and in some instances shows [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to &amp;quot;save marker ink.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 19]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to have some version of Photoshop at his disposal (as seen in the &amp;quot;Spider-Man-fucking [[Clyde]]&amp;quot; saga), but uses it sparingly outside of lettering and inserting photographs and other drawings in comics. Chris's font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font that is almost universally condemned as overused and ugly.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Chris has consistently called ''Asperchu'' &amp;quot;blocky and low resolution&amp;quot; because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand drawn art had &amp;quot;more character&amp;quot;. He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from &amp;quot;notepad scratch&amp;quot;, i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage; Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drawing techniques ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for your hand to cramp up.&lt;br /&gt;
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While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final lineart in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he goes &amp;quot;Oh well!&amp;quot; and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Visual style and anatomy ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be [[Chris and art#Gallery of Art|seen below]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines. These art elements were simply laid over his original &amp;quot;style&amp;quot; with no adjustment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes - colored-in outlines without ''any'' shading - and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men, with unfortunate implications in either case.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite boasting that his &amp;quot;drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to &amp;quot;save marker ink,&amp;quot; meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)&lt;br /&gt;
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A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris could not be arsed to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of &amp;quot;marker ink conservation&amp;quot;, some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to gawk at during mass debating isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Character design ===&lt;br /&gt;
::''See also [[Chris and Writing#Characterization|Characterization]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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A large portion of ''Sonichu'''s cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency. &lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical &amp;quot;basic&amp;quot; clothing and Chris himself wears his usual clown shirts and pants. With the sole exception of [[Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fan service===&lt;br /&gt;
[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy. &lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Animation==&lt;br /&gt;
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''Flipnote Studios'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to jerk and wobble, as if they're characters from ''Ed, Edd, &amp;amp; Eddy'' or ''Home Movies''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, due to the fact that Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and the industry ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and the industry}}&lt;br /&gt;
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Originality==&lt;br /&gt;
He has [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
: ''See also: [[Chris and copyright]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan work ''[[Asperchu]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
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As well, Chris has gone so far as to take [[Don'tGetTrolled!|a video]] and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a YouTube Poop, Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous video over [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tracing===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism. &lt;br /&gt;
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Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the &amp;quot;Reflecta Sketch&amp;quot;, a since-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris [[fail]]s even at tracing is a surprise to no one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Trace1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RClina.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prowl prower.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Familyguytrace.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwct1.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rosey caesar.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rule 34==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Rule 34]] artwork is &amp;quot;lifelike&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[Chris and sex|sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the &amp;quot;Glowing Cunt&amp;quot;, in which Chris draws the &amp;quot;[[cum]]&amp;quot; from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow.&lt;br /&gt;
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It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their &amp;quot;inspirations&amp;quot; discovered. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===&lt;br /&gt;
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|Incredibly horrific and NSFW, this is your last chance to escape with your sanity.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Art gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be &amp;quot;Highly Recognized&amp;quot; for his &amp;quot;ARTISTIC TALENT&amp;quot;, represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Gallery of Chris's Art&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|The result of Rosechu's late-term abortion.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the &amp;quot;Long fish is loooooo&lt;br /&gt;
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong&amp;quot; meme.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like &amp;quot;Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?&amp;quot; Chris never listens.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|An ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's...off-center.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the &amp;quot;[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]&amp;quot; things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is unable to communicate it to us.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|&amp;quot;I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]&amp;quot; (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly &amp;quot;L&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;O&amp;quot;. Could be a corruption of LOL.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???&lt;br /&gt;
Image:505-100 0539.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Costume Design==&lt;br /&gt;
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality. &lt;br /&gt;
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For examples, see ''[[Chris and cosplaying|Chris and Cosplaying]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tl;dr==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is an anti-artist, an anti-artist who insists on forcing his ['works'[[navy]] down your throat.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sauces ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<title>Homos</title>
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{{quote|Homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable (I hate them!)|[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively.&lt;br /&gt;
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From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&amp;quot;STAY STRAIGHT&amp;quot;]] have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fear of being a homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0067-Christian&amp;amp;Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:What Chris thinks he looks like.png|thumb|Chris shows his [[Rainbow|true colors]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;E-mail to Megan, &amp;quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be &amp;quot;leered off the straight path.&amp;quot; His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &amp;quot;homo.&amp;quot; He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being &amp;quot;freaked out&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; his [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using stuff like the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Hatred of homos==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&amp;quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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He added that gay men should be incarcerated in prisons with female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out &amp;quot;reprogrammed&amp;quot; into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &amp;quot;the gay people&amp;quot; like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|10 March 2009]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Chris's ''Carrie'' ripoff &amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;, Chris's Mary Sue character, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, is called a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with guys all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[The Creepy Stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a [[Christian Weston Chandler|Strong, Straight Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song &amp;quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&amp;quot; from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]].'' &lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called &amp;quot;[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]&amp;quot;, and insisted that he likes gays who &amp;quot;ac—...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]] who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&amp;quot; This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), and author of some extremely witty and charming blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &amp;quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Cwcipedia]]: &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but god forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.&lt;br /&gt;
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His Avitar…&lt;br /&gt;
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If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; a synonym for &amp;quot;stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &amp;quot;homo gene&amp;quot; (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the &amp;quot;straight gene,&amp;quot; and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Honor roll|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.&lt;br /&gt;
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.|Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any &amp;quot;homo trolls&amp;quot; talking behind his back.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &amp;quot;ex-gay&amp;quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that ''[[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]]'' was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts &amp;amp;mdash; in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous &amp;quot;respect&amp;quot; for gays is nothing but idle words.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &amp;quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&amp;quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that ''&amp;quot;Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Of course, it's not clear how gays can have &amp;quot;equal relationship rights&amp;quot; if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for ''&amp;quot;DA HOMOS&amp;quot;''. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Chris appears to be gay==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't [[fail]] at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies, [[Mailbag 4]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Ironically, the harder Chris tries to convince people he's straight, the more gay he appears.]] He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying &amp;quot;I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!&amp;quot; every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.&lt;br /&gt;
* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood.&lt;br /&gt;
* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|&amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] were female and he never slept with any of them.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say &amp;quot;Christian is gay.&amp;quot; Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for &amp;quot;a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] &amp;quot;in a heartbeat&amp;quot;, including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as the gift.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris kept the vibrator around for months.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt &amp;quot;will feel good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.&lt;br /&gt;
* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|closeup picture of his anus]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns a set of [[Anime Wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.&lt;br /&gt;
* His best man at [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.&lt;br /&gt;
*He sang &amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot; on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you look up &amp;quot;'''Homosexuality'''&amp;quot; in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|Sex and the City]]'' (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.&lt;br /&gt;
* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about &amp;quot;impure&amp;quot; homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he &amp;quot;[has] had this problem too,&amp;quot; and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves tossing them into a garbage bin inside him, lest the gay gene take its toll.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s [[Asperchu]] comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called &amp;quot;A Man's Toy&amp;quot;, which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says &amp;quot;Tea parties are good and nice&amp;quot; on the rear end of the carriage.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defenses against becoming homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment).&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.&lt;br /&gt;
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To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his &amp;quot;[[CWC-ism|computer]]&amp;quot; (we can assume that he means &amp;quot;computer screen&amp;quot;) with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's Playboy magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read nor wouldn't care to read]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&amp;quot;]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*''&amp;quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Masturbating and squirtin']]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'm straight, don't doubt me!&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[PS3 History Level]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]].&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Anyway the, uh--anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all--how y'all understand it.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;And look at me. Do I look like-- [shakes head in disagreement] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty, SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recent transgender tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
Like shoving [[dildo]]s and [[Julie Reveals Herself|medallions]] up his ass, as well as wearing a [[muscle bra]], a recent set of videos released on 19 October 2010 took Chris's faggotry to a whole new level. One [[Pregnant Act|video]] features the apparently [[Obesity|pregnant]] Chris giving birth to [[Lil' Chris]]. In another video, Chris, possibly under the influence of [[Jackie]], wore the [[Plush Breasts of Fail]] under his sports bra in an astoundingly creepy [[Breast Cancer Awareness|PSA]] for Breast Cancer. Trolls have speculated that [[Monthly Tugboat|with your help]], a South Park inspired Chris will go from a manchild to a transchild; assuming Chris-Chan Rosechu doesn't piss that [[Chris and Money|money]] away on [[PS3]] games and moar [[dildo]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of &amp;quot;gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations&amp;quot;. Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Its OK to be GAY Chris-chan&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|32F2Dw01kJc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 5 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = CWCvillelulz &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) comes clean&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Bx6MF90NcTo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 5 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Psycatalyst    &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gaybian]] (a &amp;quot;male lesbian&amp;quot;, according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[It's UGH!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rainbow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magi-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heather Iglesias]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC(Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-Chan is sick of the lies!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homos]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&amp;diff=127676</id>
		<title>User talk:Freecell</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&amp;diff=127676"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T22:53:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{welcome|Freecell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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New name. Didn't like [[User:thelieisacake|the old one.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope this is how to use the message system?  haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever.  I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Alright so... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he?  Does video or picture proof exist?  I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it?  He could have easily just faked the whole thing.  If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Long time no see, old friend. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rivals Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Hey there, wanted to let you know that I sent you an email to your 'undercover newfag account'. It's one that Eniggy forwarded to me, wanted your expert opinion on it before I or anyone else tried making an article of it. Or editing any other articles with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but either way, thought it would be nice to ask.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for reading my silliness, and see you soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:08, 15 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== THE CWCKI FORUM ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://cwckiforum.proboards.com&lt;br /&gt;
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:43, 17 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not A Forum ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't get cocky, especially not with Cogs. Asking about which account he uploaded a video on is actually related to the article's content - and in this case, knowing trolls leaked the video is important in order to use the right templates etc. The idea of &amp;quot;Not A Forum&amp;quot; is to reduce the number of blog-length posts by people speculating about Chris and other crap. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh and leave talk page message removal to the Jerkops - otherwise it's vandalism. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:24, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::lol i trol u [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:11, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
get the fuck out --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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They're not perfect as they are user-contributed things which don't actually matter. Also if people have the userbox category on their userpage, it usually means they subst'd the userbox templates - which we actively discourage and fix. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:14, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Holding a pen ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I didn't realize the redundancy with &amp;quot;drawing&amp;quot;. But then again, it DOES affect his handwriting... and it is one of the main reasons why he sucks at drawing. But if you see no other reason, go ahead and remove it. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:50, 14 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Excuse me, what are you doing? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Derp. Just because he can't identify a fake (which he can't do EVER, even with Sony/Nintendo, his BFF companies) doesn't mean he is/isn't a fan. It has nothing to do with the section.&amp;quot; You don't get the point here bro. It isn't about him not recognising the letter, it's about him not knowing who Paul McCartney is. The fact that he answered the letter the way he did is a very good indication that Chris didn't know who Paul McCartney was at that moment, and therefore wasn't a Beatles fan. Therefore it is very relevant to the article. I just edited the line to make this more clear, I guess it wasn't, but don't revert it again without consulting me first, ok? Also, don't talk condescending to me. You don't want to turn this into a personal thing.  [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:49, 15 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ok, good work bro. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:39, 16 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Failure ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pretty sure the list of things Chris fails at should be comprised of things we have clear evidence of him failing at - rather than requiring more than one way to prove he fails at it consistently. Pull-ups is probably one of most suitable additions to that list in a long time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:30, 6 November 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Freecell, would you like to be my mentor here? I have taken a liking to you, and since I am rather new to this wikia stuff it would seem that you can help me out the most. Any advice that you can give to me before I make another error would be great. :D Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 14:52, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&amp;diff=127674</id>
		<title>User talk:Freecell</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&amp;diff=127674"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T22:52:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* Question */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{welcome|Freecell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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New name. Didn't like [[User:thelieisacake|the old one.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hope this is how to use the message system?  haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever.  I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Alright so... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he?  Does video or picture proof exist?  I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it?  He could have easily just faked the whole thing.  If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Long time no see, old friend. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rivals Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Hey there, wanted to let you know that I sent you an email to your 'undercover newfag account'. It's one that Eniggy forwarded to me, wanted your expert opinion on it before I or anyone else tried making an article of it. Or editing any other articles with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but either way, thought it would be nice to ask.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for reading my silliness, and see you soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:08, 15 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== THE CWCKI FORUM ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://cwckiforum.proboards.com&lt;br /&gt;
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:43, 17 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Not A Forum ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't get cocky, especially not with Cogs. Asking about which account he uploaded a video on is actually related to the article's content - and in this case, knowing trolls leaked the video is important in order to use the right templates etc. The idea of &amp;quot;Not A Forum&amp;quot; is to reduce the number of blog-length posts by people speculating about Chris and other crap. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh and leave talk page message removal to the Jerkops - otherwise it's vandalism. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:24, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::lol i trol u [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:11, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
get the fuck out --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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They're not perfect as they are user-contributed things which don't actually matter. Also if people have the userbox category on their userpage, it usually means they subst'd the userbox templates - which we actively discourage and fix. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:14, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Holding a pen ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I didn't realize the redundancy with &amp;quot;drawing&amp;quot;. But then again, it DOES affect his handwriting... and it is one of the main reasons why he sucks at drawing. But if you see no other reason, go ahead and remove it. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:50, 14 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Excuse me, what are you doing? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Derp. Just because he can't identify a fake (which he can't do EVER, even with Sony/Nintendo, his BFF companies) doesn't mean he is/isn't a fan. It has nothing to do with the section.&amp;quot; You don't get the point here bro. It isn't about him not recognising the letter, it's about him not knowing who Paul McCartney is. The fact that he answered the letter the way he did is a very good indication that Chris didn't know who Paul McCartney was at that moment, and therefore wasn't a Beatles fan. Therefore it is very relevant to the article. I just edited the line to make this more clear, I guess it wasn't, but don't revert it again without consulting me first, ok? Also, don't talk condescending to me. You don't want to turn this into a personal thing.  [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:49, 15 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ok, good work bro. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:39, 16 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Failure ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pretty sure the list of things Chris fails at should be comprised of things we have clear evidence of him failing at - rather than requiring more than one way to prove he fails at it consistently. Pull-ups is probably one of most suitable additions to that list in a long time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:30, 6 November 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Freecell, would you like to be my mentor here? I have taken a liking to you and I am rather new at this wikia stuff. Any advice that you can give to me before I make another error would be great. :D Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 14:52, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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{{quote|Homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable (I hate them!)|[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively.&lt;br /&gt;
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From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&amp;quot;STAY STRAIGHT&amp;quot;]] have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fear of being a homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0067-Christian&amp;amp;Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:What Chris thinks he looks like.png|thumb|Chris shows his [[Rainbow|true colors]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;E-mail to Megan, &amp;quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be &amp;quot;leered off the straight path.&amp;quot; His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &amp;quot;homo.&amp;quot; He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being &amp;quot;freaked out&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; his [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using stuff like the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Hatred of homos==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&amp;quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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He added that gay men should be incarcerated in prisons with female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out &amp;quot;reprogrammed&amp;quot; into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &amp;quot;the gay people&amp;quot; like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|10 March 2009]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Chris's ''Carrie'' ripoff &amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;, Chris's Mary Sue character, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, is called a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with guys all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[The Creepy Stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a [[Christian Weston Chandler|Strong, Straight Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song &amp;quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&amp;quot; from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]].'' &lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called &amp;quot;[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]&amp;quot;, and insisted that he likes gays who &amp;quot;ac—...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]] who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&amp;quot; This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), and author of some extremely witty and charming blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &amp;quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Cwcipedia]]: &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but god forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.&lt;br /&gt;
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His Avitar…&lt;br /&gt;
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If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; a synonym for &amp;quot;stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &amp;quot;homo gene&amp;quot; (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the &amp;quot;straight gene,&amp;quot; and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Honor roll|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.&lt;br /&gt;
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.|Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any &amp;quot;homo trolls&amp;quot; talking behind his back.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &amp;quot;ex-gay&amp;quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that ''[[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]]'' was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts &amp;amp;mdash; in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous &amp;quot;respect&amp;quot; for gays is nothing but idle words.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &amp;quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&amp;quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that ''&amp;quot;Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Of course, it's not clear how gays can have &amp;quot;equal relationship rights&amp;quot; if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for ''&amp;quot;DA HOMOS&amp;quot;''. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Chris appears to be gay==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't [[fail]] at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies, [[Mailbag 4]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Ironically, the harder Chris tries to convince people he's straight, the more gay he appears.]] He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying &amp;quot;I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!&amp;quot; every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.&lt;br /&gt;
* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood.&lt;br /&gt;
* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|&amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] were female and he never slept with any of them.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say &amp;quot;Christian is gay.&amp;quot; Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for &amp;quot;a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] &amp;quot;in a heartbeat&amp;quot;, including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as the gift.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris kept the vibrator around for months.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt &amp;quot;will feel good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.&lt;br /&gt;
* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|closeup picture of his anus]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns a set of [[Anime Wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.&lt;br /&gt;
* His best man at [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.&lt;br /&gt;
*He sang &amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot; on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you look up &amp;quot;'''Homosexuality'''&amp;quot; in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|Sex and the City]]'' (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.&lt;br /&gt;
* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about &amp;quot;impure&amp;quot; homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he &amp;quot;[has] had this problem too,&amp;quot; and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves tossing them into a garbage bin inside him, lest the gay gene take its toll.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s [[Asperchu]] comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called &amp;quot;A Man's Toy&amp;quot;, which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says &amp;quot;Tea parties are good and nice&amp;quot; on the rear end of the carriage.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defenses against becoming homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment).&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.&lt;br /&gt;
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To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his &amp;quot;[[CWC-ism|computer]]&amp;quot; (we can assume that he means &amp;quot;computer screen&amp;quot;) with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's Playboy magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read nor wouldn't care to read]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, his views on the accention of the straight man to homosexuality are childish and misguided at best; unbeknownst to him it seems that he too has fallen prey to the first stages of the glorious evolution that is homosexuality. His sexual drive is so strong as to send him from seeking gratification of the opposite sex, to wishing for the pleasures of the same gender. He is the first of a new breed of homosexual, a pure homosexual, a retarded homosexual. Chris is the truth, the light, the only way to get to the Hidden and long-sought city of San Francisco without tainting one's blood. His transformation will enlighten us, and set the cosmos straight. He is the Alpha and Omega Homo!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&amp;quot;]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*''&amp;quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Masturbating and squirtin']]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'm straight, don't doubt me!&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[PS3 History Level]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]].&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Anyway the, uh--anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all--how y'all understand it.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;And look at me. Do I look like-- [shakes head in disagreement] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty, SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recent transgender tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
Like shoving [[dildo]]s and [[Julie Reveals Herself|medallions]] up his ass, as well as wearing a [[muscle bra]], a recent set of videos released on 19 October 2010 took Chris's faggotry to a whole new level. One [[Pregnant Act|video]] features the apparently [[Obesity|pregnant]] Chris giving birth to [[Lil' Chris]]. In another video, Chris, possibly under the influence of [[Jackie]], wore the [[Plush Breasts of Fail]] under his sports bra in an astoundingly creepy [[Breast Cancer Awareness|PSA]] for Breast Cancer. Trolls have speculated that [[Monthly Tugboat|with your help]], a South Park inspired Chris will go from a manchild to a transchild; assuming Chris-Chan Rosechu doesn't piss that [[Chris and Money|money]] away on [[PS3]] games and moar [[dildo]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of &amp;quot;gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations&amp;quot;. Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Its OK to be GAY Chris-chan&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|32F2Dw01kJc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 5 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = CWCvillelulz &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) comes clean&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Bx6MF90NcTo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 5 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Psycatalyst    &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gaybian]] (a &amp;quot;male lesbian&amp;quot;, according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[It's UGH!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rainbow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magi-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heather Iglesias]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC(Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-Chan is sick of the lies!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homos]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127672</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T22:44:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler is horrible in the sense that he cannot and will not accept help from others, and is a bit of a camera whore; a sad, pathetic husk of a man, a facade. I have always felt some measure of sympathy for this man, but when I felt the worst was the BlueSpike trolling. BlueSpike is a filthy demon of a child and I hope he suffers a fate worth than hell, and for his torture of a mentally disabled person he should be trolled in return.&lt;br /&gt;
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Clyde Cash, if that is even a real person or just an assumed name some troll took on, drove this little fire-starter to do some pretty horrific deeds to our poor man-child, and though it seems that Christian has banished all this abuse from mind, the lasting effects are stamped upon his face. His self-esteem, if it even exists any longer, is so far gone that he is literally a blob of sadness and woe, a desperate man; so desperate, that he willingly seeks the attention of trolls for the human connection.&lt;br /&gt;
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This lolcow is far from dead it seems, but only because he doesn't want it to end; if he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have severed all ties from the internet ages ago. He wants to feel acknowledged, he wants to feel cared for, even though it is in the way that you and I would find repulsive. Truthfully, it seems that he seeks the companionship, rather than just the sexual aspect of a girlfriend. His mind is just so warped; it has managed to twist the image of love into a constant, hormonally driven orgy.&lt;br /&gt;
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If we could only show the world that we care, show this downtrodden creature that he is not alone, we can change his perception; from there, his entire way of being. Not everything is set in stone my friends; even a man so set in his ways as Christian can be melded into a respectable human-being. It just takes patience; something his parents seem to have, but they lack the drive to care. They were far too old to have a child in the first place, and having a child in the advanced stages of aging is proven to increase the chances that the child will have autism/learning disabilities. &lt;br /&gt;
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If anything, the true fault rests on the shoulders of Christian's lazy, lousy and sloppy parents. What a couple of boors...They never taught him right, and now here is their creation, a curse to us, and a curse to himself. He must feel so empty, so lonely and hated. I'm sure he wishes he could end it all, at the barrel of a gun, the blade of a knife...&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Solution/ tl;dr ==&lt;br /&gt;
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We gotta help this guy, not hurt him. A little more tough love and a lot less ridicule would suffice. :D&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&amp;diff=127552</id>
		<title>User talk:Champthom</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T02:43:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Upload page==&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu Franchise Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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How about this:  [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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...replace these:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (game)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EX-CWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's First Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thanks, Champthom==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;:)&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Hotness for Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet.  It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Template:  [[Template:Infobox/video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Centered example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sidebar example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thoughts?  It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly.  The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks.  Let us know!  --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the &amp;quot;Made by&amp;quot; would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the &amp;quot;Festive&amp;quot; icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==IMPOSTORS==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, this is the &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot; from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =(  Is there anything we can do about this?  I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot;).  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then.  I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself.  I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating.  Thanks for looking into it.  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up &amp;quot;Dude.&amp;quot; If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!?  You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom.  I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sup==&lt;br /&gt;
Have a job for me?  You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Coolio.  On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status.  I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling.  I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it.  --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SPECIAL MISSION==&lt;br /&gt;
I accept.  Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just to let you know==&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Apologies==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's resume ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A new Mailbag bombing==&lt;br /&gt;
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the &amp;quot;Inputed&amp;quot; response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Politics]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sandy Rosechu ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fixed it.  The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== halp ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkops Anonymous==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cole Smithey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man &lt;br /&gt;
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== Posse == &lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summaries==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Article of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
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You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Chris' lies ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quality Control jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I saw your comment re &amp;quot;Quality Control&amp;quot; jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ old boy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==April Fool's Day==&lt;br /&gt;
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.&lt;br /&gt;
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a &amp;quot;victory over cwcki&amp;quot; vid.&lt;br /&gt;
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and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris&lt;br /&gt;
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user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10&lt;br /&gt;
* No.  That's stupid.  Chris will make a &amp;quot;HA HA I GOT U TROLLS&amp;quot; video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone.  If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down.  This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never compromise, even in the face of &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Armageddon&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things.  This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next.  Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts.  He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened.  I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse.  Or something about how Chris risks losing the &amp;quot;copyright&amp;quot; if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke).  Could it be that he's becoming numb to it?  We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu.  We've set up &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot; toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal.  We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself.  What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes.  We do it again and again.  He's not getting desensitized at all, actually.  We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them.  Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that  he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==General question==&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?&lt;br /&gt;
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Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Contact me ASAP&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC superstar==&lt;br /&gt;
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Artist for hire==&lt;br /&gt;
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I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while. &lt;br /&gt;
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today. &lt;br /&gt;
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:&lt;br /&gt;
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.&lt;br /&gt;
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcription Category ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question About Templates ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Old Cats ==&lt;br /&gt;
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As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with &amp;quot;List of&amp;quot;]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it.  [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New Performance Style ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(&lt;br /&gt;
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:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quick Question==&lt;br /&gt;
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Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using &amp;quot;glass&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhh...Champ? ==&lt;br /&gt;
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A jerkop resignation letter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those &amp;quot;last nail in the coffin&amp;quot; type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the &amp;quot;members&amp;quot; of the /cwc&amp;quot; imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]&lt;br /&gt;
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to &amp;quot;spread the cancer&amp;quot; here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trouble in Asperpedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I &amp;quot;had it coming&amp;quot; as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I don't like it either.  Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page.  There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal.  I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the &amp;quot;offending article&amp;quot;. You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the &amp;quot;NOT a forum thing&amp;quot;. i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this. &lt;br /&gt;
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again. &lt;br /&gt;
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I just counted==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Yo ==&lt;br /&gt;
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything? &lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you.  --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== irc ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ban me==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== We need some clarification ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On the community portal you said &amp;quot;do not interfere with Jenkins&amp;quot; which I simply took to mean &amp;quot;do not fuck with him&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;let him work on his report unimpeded.&amp;quot; Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I took it to mean &amp;quot;Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved&amp;quot;.  I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified.  However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*As we want Jenkins to keep up the good work, the idea is more of the former - to not hinder his work, i.e. not to post too many praises on his talk page. I'm not sure what's been going on as I've been out the past two days or so, but I'm guessing people may have lost control and completely praised Jenkins, especially for getting a seinor cheerleader. I can understand where Delabonte is coming from but srsly, don't be a dumbass when it comes to this sort of thing.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:25, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot;. I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Fail&amp;quot; into something along the lines of &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality.&amp;quot; Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Sloth&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Inactivity&amp;quot;. Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I don't really mind the &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot; but I wouldn't miss it either.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. Perhaps we should consider some kind of formal way to do this. Like, we could have something in the community portal for users to suggest new suffixes, then from those like 5 favorites are picked out and a poll is taken for the new suffix. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Thanks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'd like to talk to you about something regarding some recent edits. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Welcome Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The welcome template no longer requires any parameters - but it works better if substituted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:05, 15 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My jerkop status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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A week ago, Cogs temporarily removed my jerkop status (for deleting [[Template:UnderWatch|this]] template), but said I could ask you to give it back to me after a week or so [[User_talk:Cogsdev#About_deleting_that_template|here]]. So now I'm just asking you if I can have it back, please.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:55, 19 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SIR==&lt;br /&gt;
I have been away for a while.  I have come back to be a serious editor again.  I was looking through the to-do list with every intent of starting to crack down on transcribing Mumbles... then I saw an interesting tidbit.  It still says that images should be limited to 150kb.  Is this truly the case?  Because the upload screen says keep it to 7mb.  If 150kb is really the case, then perhaps I should go on another resize campaign.  I am up for it, I have time.  I am asking you sir, if this is where I should focus my efforts.  Tell me and I will get started right away. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:05, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The 150 kb thing isn't so much important nowadays since we have the new space and space isn't quite as limited, not to mention people are doing a good job at not uploading huge ass images. Transcribing Mumble chats would probably be a more worthwhile and rewarding en devour though, IMHO. Godspeed to you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Roger that, I'm on it... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 18:16, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonichu TAS transcripts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would it be alright to upload transcripts from the animated Sonichu series? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:29, 3 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Oedipus confirmation?==&lt;br /&gt;
:Yo Champ, could you pop over to Snorlax's talk page?  I sourced a quote about one of Chris's more disturbing habits-- sleeping in his mother's arms-- which apparently came from you.  I don't want to put it on Snorlax's page until we get a confirmation that it's accurate, so if you could verify that before it goes out there, I would be in your debt.  Thanks, man. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:52, 26 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for protecting my user and talk pages. It helps me a lot because I'm trying to get a fresh start here after the fiasco that happened nearly 2 weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] page length, symptoms page?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: This page is 37 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections. —''automated warning on editing the Autism page''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm willing and would actually kind of like to rewrite the whole &amp;quot;Chris's symptoms&amp;quot; section into its own page with or without a list format. The bulk of what interests me as an autistic about Chris is his symptoms, his utter lack of insight into them, how they affect his life, what others can learn from that, and so on. Frankly, I know dick about Wiki writing and the culture that surrounds it, but I realize that I'm kind of a peon around here, that not everyone agrees with me on certain things, and that what I wrote would be subject to editing like anything else. It would shorten this article if nothing else. #sonichu suggested just paring down the section, which is actually kind of against what I personally feel is all of what can be taken away from this whole endeavor other than &amp;quot;lol wut a fag,&amp;quot; so just as a heads-up, basically I'm just going to start blanking random articles until I get permabanned if that happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let me know! —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:12, 3 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Counting the Sighs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed you suggested counting every one of Chris' sighs in the discussion page for [[Stress sigh]]. I was contemplating that myself; would you still be up for it? It would be a relatively large-scale undertaking but if we split the videos into chunks and had everyone pitch in to count five or ten videos it'd be done in no time. Afterwards a counter could be added to the front page, and we'd only need to update it whenever Chris released a new video. Plus we could throw a sigh count into all the video pages. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:10, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkop==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi Champ, I's humbly  submit myself for the jerkop position. I'll understand if the answer is no, I'll just keep doing my thing. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:10, 8 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Grats Crass. Keeping on doing my thing... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:13, 9 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I wish to be a jerkop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I humbly submit my request to be a jerkop. However, I dunno if I can be one with all my previous faggotry between us (CWCki) and /cwc/.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you need further contact, email me. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*yeah, you can't --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:41, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:* k, gotcha [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:02, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Do you have an archive of deleted pages?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Broken link==&lt;br /&gt;
On the Chris and Fashion page, link 14 on &amp;quot;the original&amp;quot; is broken and I have no idea how to fix it...I'm new to editing so I figured I tell you.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:02, 30 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ is such a dick ==&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even do anything to the PVCC article and he wanted to stop my &amp;quot;bullshit&amp;quot; VIVA LA REVOLUTION -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:41, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't give a shit who you are Clyde, I won't tolerate your bullshit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fan Fiction ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a Fan Fiction that I must post here, it needs peer review though! Any advice for posting, if posting here is still applicable? Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:40, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* No fanfics. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:53, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, to replace my brilliant, and well-written fan fiction, I have gone through some of the articles and added to them elevated language, and some sorely-needed perspective. Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:42, 29 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Upload page==&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu Franchise Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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How about this:  [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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...replace these:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (game)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EX-CWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's First Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thanks, Champthom==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;:)&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Hotness for Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet.  It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Template:  [[Template:Infobox/video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Centered example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sidebar example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thoughts?  It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly.  The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks.  Let us know!  --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the &amp;quot;Made by&amp;quot; would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the &amp;quot;Festive&amp;quot; icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==IMPOSTORS==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, this is the &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot; from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =(  Is there anything we can do about this?  I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot;).  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then.  I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself.  I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating.  Thanks for looking into it.  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up &amp;quot;Dude.&amp;quot; If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!?  You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom.  I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sup==&lt;br /&gt;
Have a job for me?  You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Coolio.  On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status.  I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling.  I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it.  --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SPECIAL MISSION==&lt;br /&gt;
I accept.  Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just to let you know==&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Apologies==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's resume ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A new Mailbag bombing==&lt;br /&gt;
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the &amp;quot;Inputed&amp;quot; response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Politics]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sandy Rosechu ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fixed it.  The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== halp ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkops Anonymous==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cole Smithey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==&lt;br /&gt;
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Posse == &lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summaries==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Article of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
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You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Chris' lies ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quality Control jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I saw your comment re &amp;quot;Quality Control&amp;quot; jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ old boy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==April Fool's Day==&lt;br /&gt;
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.&lt;br /&gt;
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a &amp;quot;victory over cwcki&amp;quot; vid.&lt;br /&gt;
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and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris&lt;br /&gt;
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user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10&lt;br /&gt;
* No.  That's stupid.  Chris will make a &amp;quot;HA HA I GOT U TROLLS&amp;quot; video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone.  If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down.  This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never compromise, even in the face of &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Armageddon&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things.  This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next.  Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts.  He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened.  I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse.  Or something about how Chris risks losing the &amp;quot;copyright&amp;quot; if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke).  Could it be that he's becoming numb to it?  We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu.  We've set up &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot; toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal.  We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself.  What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes.  We do it again and again.  He's not getting desensitized at all, actually.  We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them.  Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that  he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==General question==&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10&lt;br /&gt;
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Contact me ASAP&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC superstar==&lt;br /&gt;
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Artist for hire==&lt;br /&gt;
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I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while. &lt;br /&gt;
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today. &lt;br /&gt;
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:&lt;br /&gt;
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.&lt;br /&gt;
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcription Category ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question About Templates ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Old Cats ==&lt;br /&gt;
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As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with &amp;quot;List of&amp;quot;]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it.  [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New Performance Style ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(&lt;br /&gt;
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:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quick Question==&lt;br /&gt;
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Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using &amp;quot;glass&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhh...Champ? ==&lt;br /&gt;
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A jerkop resignation letter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those &amp;quot;last nail in the coffin&amp;quot; type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the &amp;quot;members&amp;quot; of the /cwc&amp;quot; imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]&lt;br /&gt;
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to &amp;quot;spread the cancer&amp;quot; here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trouble in Asperpedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Talk pages==&lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I &amp;quot;had it coming&amp;quot; as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I don't like it either.  Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page.  There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal.  I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the &amp;quot;offending article&amp;quot;. You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the &amp;quot;NOT a forum thing&amp;quot;. i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this. &lt;br /&gt;
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again. &lt;br /&gt;
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I just counted==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Yo ==&lt;br /&gt;
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything? &lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you.  --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== irc ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ban me==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== We need some clarification ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On the community portal you said &amp;quot;do not interfere with Jenkins&amp;quot; which I simply took to mean &amp;quot;do not fuck with him&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;let him work on his report unimpeded.&amp;quot; Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I took it to mean &amp;quot;Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved&amp;quot;.  I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified.  However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*As we want Jenkins to keep up the good work, the idea is more of the former - to not hinder his work, i.e. not to post too many praises on his talk page. I'm not sure what's been going on as I've been out the past two days or so, but I'm guessing people may have lost control and completely praised Jenkins, especially for getting a seinor cheerleader. I can understand where Delabonte is coming from but srsly, don't be a dumbass when it comes to this sort of thing.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:25, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot;. I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Fail&amp;quot; into something along the lines of &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality.&amp;quot; Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Sloth&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Inactivity&amp;quot;. Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I don't really mind the &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot; but I wouldn't miss it either.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. Perhaps we should consider some kind of formal way to do this. Like, we could have something in the community portal for users to suggest new suffixes, then from those like 5 favorites are picked out and a poll is taken for the new suffix. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Thanks ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'd like to talk to you about something regarding some recent edits. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Welcome Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The welcome template no longer requires any parameters - but it works better if substituted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:05, 15 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My jerkop status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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A week ago, Cogs temporarily removed my jerkop status (for deleting [[Template:UnderWatch|this]] template), but said I could ask you to give it back to me after a week or so [[User_talk:Cogsdev#About_deleting_that_template|here]]. So now I'm just asking you if I can have it back, please.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:55, 19 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SIR==&lt;br /&gt;
I have been away for a while.  I have come back to be a serious editor again.  I was looking through the to-do list with every intent of starting to crack down on transcribing Mumbles... then I saw an interesting tidbit.  It still says that images should be limited to 150kb.  Is this truly the case?  Because the upload screen says keep it to 7mb.  If 150kb is really the case, then perhaps I should go on another resize campaign.  I am up for it, I have time.  I am asking you sir, if this is where I should focus my efforts.  Tell me and I will get started right away. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:05, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The 150 kb thing isn't so much important nowadays since we have the new space and space isn't quite as limited, not to mention people are doing a good job at not uploading huge ass images. Transcribing Mumble chats would probably be a more worthwhile and rewarding en devour though, IMHO. Godspeed to you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Roger that, I'm on it... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 18:16, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonichu TAS transcripts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would it be alright to upload transcripts from the animated Sonichu series? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:29, 3 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Oedipus confirmation?==&lt;br /&gt;
:Yo Champ, could you pop over to Snorlax's talk page?  I sourced a quote about one of Chris's more disturbing habits-- sleeping in his mother's arms-- which apparently came from you.  I don't want to put it on Snorlax's page until we get a confirmation that it's accurate, so if you could verify that before it goes out there, I would be in your debt.  Thanks, man. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:52, 26 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for protecting my user and talk pages. It helps me a lot because I'm trying to get a fresh start here after the fiasco that happened nearly 2 weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] page length, symptoms page?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: This page is 37 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections. —''automated warning on editing the Autism page''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm willing and would actually kind of like to rewrite the whole &amp;quot;Chris's symptoms&amp;quot; section into its own page with or without a list format. The bulk of what interests me as an autistic about Chris is his symptoms, his utter lack of insight into them, how they affect his life, what others can learn from that, and so on. Frankly, I know dick about Wiki writing and the culture that surrounds it, but I realize that I'm kind of a peon around here, that not everyone agrees with me on certain things, and that what I wrote would be subject to editing like anything else. It would shorten this article if nothing else. #sonichu suggested just paring down the section, which is actually kind of against what I personally feel is all of what can be taken away from this whole endeavor other than &amp;quot;lol wut a fag,&amp;quot; so just as a heads-up, basically I'm just going to start blanking random articles until I get permabanned if that happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let me know! —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:12, 3 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Counting the Sighs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed you suggested counting every one of Chris' sighs in the discussion page for [[Stress sigh]]. I was contemplating that myself; would you still be up for it? It would be a relatively large-scale undertaking but if we split the videos into chunks and had everyone pitch in to count five or ten videos it'd be done in no time. Afterwards a counter could be added to the front page, and we'd only need to update it whenever Chris released a new video. Plus we could throw a sigh count into all the video pages. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:10, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkop==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi Champ, I's humbly  submit myself for the jerkop position. I'll understand if the answer is no, I'll just keep doing my thing. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:10, 8 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Grats Crass. Keeping on doing my thing... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:13, 9 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I wish to be a jerkop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I humbly submit my request to be a jerkop. However, I dunno if I can be one with all my previous faggotry between us (CWCki) and /cwc/.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you need further contact, email me. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*yeah, you can't --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:41, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:* k, gotcha [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:02, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Do you have an archive of deleted pages?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Broken link==&lt;br /&gt;
On the Chris and Fashion page, link 14 on &amp;quot;the original&amp;quot; is broken and I have no idea how to fix it...I'm new to editing so I figured I tell you.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:02, 30 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ is such a dick ==&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even do anything to the PVCC article and he wanted to stop my &amp;quot;bullshit&amp;quot; VIVA LA REVOLUTION -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:41, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't give a shit who you are Clyde, I won't tolerate your bullshit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fan Fiction ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a Fan Fiction that I must post here, it needs peer review though! Any advice for posting, if posting here is still applicable? Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:40, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* No fanfics. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:53, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, to replace my brilliant, and well-written fan fiction, I have gone through some of the articles and added to them elevated language, and some well-needed perspective. Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:42, 29 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Christian Weston Chandler</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;''This article is about Christian Weston Chandler, the Internet's favorite autistic manchild. For all other uses please visit [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|&amp;quot;Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.&amp;quot;|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante_Alighieri Dante Alighieri's] [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Divine_Comedy/Inferno/Canto_III ''Inferno'', canto III, verse IX]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | Chandler family&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Birth name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Christopher Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Full name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian &amp;quot;Ricardo&amp;quot; Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nicknames'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Chris-Chan&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Ricardo Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;CWC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Solid Chris&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Chrissy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Junior Jenkins&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[[Homos|Homo]] virginicus''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; The Autistic hero&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 February [[1982]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Nationality'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[United States of America|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Race'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Chris and race|White]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 5'10&amp;quot; (1.78 m)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] &lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Bob]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Barbara]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Education'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Occupation(s)'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Welfare leech&lt;br /&gt;
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Making [[fail|failtastic]] [[Sonichu]] comics&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (''né'' '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]), is a [[Chris and Rape|perverse]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|disgusting]], [[Chris and the law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and anger|mean-spirited]], [[Death threats|spiteful]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Chris and health|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], boorish, [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|stubborn]], [[Chris and religion|heretical]], [[art|completely]] and [[writing|utterly]] [[music|untalented]] &amp;quot;[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]&amp;quot; [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[fail|brilliant]] crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] - sorry, [[Chris and copyright|original creation]] - starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].&lt;br /&gt;
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit videogame franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &amp;quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Racism|white]] girl&amp;quot; to make into a &amp;quot;[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably [[Chris and Art|childlike artwork]] about his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, friends, it gets far worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Aliases==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|ORIGINAL IDENTITY. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;DO NOT [[Liquid Chris|STEAL]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Much like the devil, Christian Weston Chandler goes by many names. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; at the behest of the &amp;quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|bear conductor]].&amp;quot; In either case, he answers to &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chris-Chan.&amp;quot; Unusually, Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or for even greater accuracy &amp;quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&amp;quot; He is unusually proud of his initials &amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &amp;quot;quick.&amp;quot; Interestingly 'clownish tender anarchist' is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &amp;quot;Ricardo,&amp;quot; and to this day he translates his own name to &amp;quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&amp;quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish. At times he will literally announce himself as &amp;quot;Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler,&amp;quot; or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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He occasionally uses the names of his characters, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and of course [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into a superheroic hedgehog himself, named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &amp;quot;Chrissy&amp;quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also the seldom-used &amp;quot;Solid Chris&amp;quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|It's all right Chris, we already know since you annoy us to death about it]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a timid, [[chris_and_his_ego|self-absorbed]] little man who has been allowed—by [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barb|parents]] and/or his [[autism]]—to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single bedroom in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now approaching thirty, he is so comfortable in his pitiful existence that he refuses to conform to the rules of society, such as &amp;quot;you have to bathe regularly&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;you can't sit in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;if you keep [[dirty crapped briefs|shitting your pants]] you should be more careful when you think you're just going to fart.&amp;quot; Although the public school system forced society and Chris to put up with one another, Chris is now free to stay indoors and not do anything he doesn't want to do. Accordingly, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] or had any meaningful relationship with a woman (or anyone of any gender, for that matter). &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is obsessed with his character [[Sonichu]], to the point that he hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation. He is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by [[trolls]] working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris and art|Chris cannot draw. At all.]] Every single person on the planet could draw better at age seven than Chris could at age 23, when the hand-drawn [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of ''Sonichu'' was released. What makes it even funnier is that his art is the closest thing he has to an actual talent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is the dangerous combination of the emotional maturity of a six-year-old and the [[Chris and sex|sexual]] maturity of a young adult male. As a result, he has little understanding or appreciation of women. To him, all women are little more than objects that could potentially provide for him emotionally, sexually, and financially. It appears that everything he knows about sex has been learned from sex ed classes and porn. For some reason, he believes he knows more about sex and women than whoever he is talking to (such as women who have had sex), which inevitably results in hilarity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris absolutely hates [[homos|gay men]], and communicates this with such intensity that observers are easily convinced he's simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon]] to keep himself straight. Oh, he also [[recycling|swallows his own semen]] and [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]]. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seems to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Early life ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Childhood and adolescence===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|Evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of a Chris-chan...in [[Wikipedia:Pogs|POG]] form (yes, those are homemade POGS). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims his first word, &amp;quot;[[Fail|monkey]],&amp;quot; was spoken at six weeks old,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he remains proud of this feat well into his twenties regardless of how obviously unlikely it is to be true.&lt;br /&gt;
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact the he now locks himself in a [[Chris's room|room]]. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of one and seven, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that [[Wikipedia:Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper the Friendly Ghost]] lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl — if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance.)&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1989]], noted furry conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &amp;quot;Christian,&amp;quot; which convinced Christopher to later have his name [[Christopher's name change|legally changed]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &amp;quot;special school.&amp;quot; Chris was home-schooled through the fifth grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his twelfth birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree at [[Wikipedia:KB Toys|Kay Bee Toys]] as his prize. Local news coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a more worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not [[IBAChandler|some elaborate troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to leverage his autism for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated]] when he loses).&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &amp;quot;deer in headlights&amp;quot; [[The Creepy Stare|stare]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;amp;Santa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading R.L. Stine horror novels, and hanging out with his &amp;quot;[[gal pals]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&amp;quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &amp;quot;creative talents&amp;quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris was on the [[honor roll]] and acquired the true source of his powers, his [[high school ring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris cried like a little bitch during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high-school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it ''so hard'' in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high-school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's (non)award winning art work&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &amp;quot;leather face.&amp;quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre.''&lt;br /&gt;
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Adult adventures===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|&amp;quot;It is certain, that even the most ignorant and stupid peasants, nay infants, nay even brute beasts, improve by experience.|[[Wikipedia:David Hume|David Hume]], [[Love_quest|having never met Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]]. Many women have gouged their eyes out after seeing it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on Sonichu, launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|retarded newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend… allegedly. Chris soon became neurotic about the &amp;quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&amp;quot; and began employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach them or speak to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a [[sign]] that read &amp;quot;I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&amp;quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex. Chris was particularly traumatized by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]], drawing ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[masturbation|masturbating]] and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a local game and card shop. Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than five minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, being totally smooth with women due to countless hours of studying them in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and finally learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric-Hedgehog [[Pokémon]]. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to raise awareness of Chris's unbelievably original character, but within half an issue, the storylines began to revolve around the frankly more compelling saga of Chris's own personal issues. &lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|2007|2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when he posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life was never the same again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon learning of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]] Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2008 Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7]] unless his vast fan base rallied to force ED to remove the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce videos, comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[lulz]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was lulzy or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to trolling Chris), which only expanded coverage of Chris's hijinks.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris today== &lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|2008|2009|2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naive]]te readily embraced this world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell Sonichu products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &amp;quot;[[saga]]s&amp;quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the [[CWCki]] maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot selectively ignore his own history.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|[[OkCupid|Hello]] [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic [[internet]] presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This appears to be connected to a reduction in his online presence, and the disappearance of his [[medallion]] and his [[Chris and fashion|striped shirts]]. Of late Chris has become paranoid and has grown more suspicious of anyone online, imploring everyone to meet him in person if they ''really'' want to get to know him. Of course, Chris has [[List of Chris's Lies|a penchant for lying]], so talking to him in real life is as pointless as talking to him online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's desire to avoid being fooled has not made him any better at doing it, and the smart money was that sooner or later he'll fall for some &amp;quot;girl&amp;quot; that asks him to [[BlueSpike|shove stuff up his ass]]. No matter how hard Chris tries to avoid the trolling, he will always inexplicably find someone to troll him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Today Chris continues to live with his parents, living off the [[monthly tugboat|money]] he receives from the federal government as compensation for his autism, which allegedly renders him incapable of contributing to society. Since he has no job and is usually banned from any place he visits for more than thirty minutes, Chris has few social outlets and has grown increasingly withdrawn. In his desperate need for attention, he repeatedly returns to the trolls, unwittingly proving that the only people who will put up with him are those who just want him to do something stupid for them to laugh at.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Featured fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Music videos about the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The End of Chris-Chan &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lddgCHYKSG4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 2 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The Rebirth of Chris-Chan &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|HSTicQs4Ke8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-chan is Pitiful &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|gsbzB26sQwk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 2 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = CreepyMcCreep&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8rRi90wfvHI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = MewLine&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = Part 3 of the series&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = IICHH-TIPM - the 503 faces of Chris-Chan&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ }}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 13 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tehcosmicexplorer08 tehcosmicexplorer08]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC a sad story&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 20 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 'My Name Is Christian Weston Chandler' Theatrical Trailer &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TQfvFw1GMXA}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 8 December 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/wtfdavemustaine wtfdavemustaine]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC's Show Must Go On&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|HZqqFUeoaEg }}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 December 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Secretevilguy Secretevilguy]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Cwcville Show &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|rDyg8bxeyTM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 23 December 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = BigBlackPony&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = When Chris-Chan's Gone &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 3 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tehcosmicexplorer08 tehcosmicexplorer08]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]], Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], Chris's furry alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]], Chris's own CWCki account!&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris-Chan (fanart)|linkname=Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Homos</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T02:38:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Homobad.jpg|center|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable (I hate them!)|[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively.&lt;br /&gt;
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From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&amp;quot;STAY STRAIGHT&amp;quot;]] have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fear of being a homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0067-Christian&amp;amp;Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:What Chris thinks he looks like.png|thumb|Chris shows his [[Rainbow|true colors]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;E-mail to Megan, &amp;quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be &amp;quot;leered off the straight path.&amp;quot; His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &amp;quot;homo.&amp;quot; He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being &amp;quot;freaked out&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; his [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using stuff like the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Hatred of homos==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&amp;quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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He added that gay men should be incarcerated in prisons with female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out &amp;quot;reprogrammed&amp;quot; into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &amp;quot;the gay people&amp;quot; like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|10 March 2009]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Chris's ''Carrie'' ripoff &amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;, Chris's Mary Sue character, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, is called a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with guys all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[The Creepy Stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a [[Christian Weston Chandler|Strong, Straight Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song &amp;quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&amp;quot; from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]].'' &lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called &amp;quot;[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]&amp;quot;, and insisted that he likes gays who &amp;quot;ac—...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]] who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&amp;quot; This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), and author of some extremely witty and charming blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &amp;quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Cwcipedia]]: &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but god forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.&lt;br /&gt;
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His Avitar…&lt;br /&gt;
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If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; a synonym for &amp;quot;stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &amp;quot;homo gene&amp;quot; (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the &amp;quot;straight gene,&amp;quot; and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Honor roll|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.&lt;br /&gt;
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.|Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any &amp;quot;homo trolls&amp;quot; talking behind his back.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &amp;quot;ex-gay&amp;quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that ''[[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]]'' was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts &amp;amp;mdash; in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous &amp;quot;respect&amp;quot; for gays is nothing but idle words.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &amp;quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&amp;quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban of homosexuals in the American Armed Forces. He is for the lifting of the ban so that &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for ''&amp;quot;DA HOMOS&amp;quot;''. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Chris appears to be gay==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't [[fail]] at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies, [[Mailbag 4]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Ironically, the harder Chris tries to convince people he's straight, the more gay he appears.]] He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying &amp;quot;I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!&amp;quot; every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.&lt;br /&gt;
* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood.&lt;br /&gt;
* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|&amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] were female and he never slept with any of them.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say &amp;quot;Christian is gay.&amp;quot; Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for &amp;quot;a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] &amp;quot;in a heartbeat&amp;quot;, including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as the gift.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris kept the vibrator around for months.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt &amp;quot;will feel good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.&lt;br /&gt;
* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|closeup picture of his anus]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns a set of [[Anime Wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.&lt;br /&gt;
* His best man at [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.&lt;br /&gt;
*He sang &amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot; on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you look up &amp;quot;'''Homosexuality'''&amp;quot; in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|Sex and the City]]'' (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.&lt;br /&gt;
* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about &amp;quot;impure&amp;quot; homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he &amp;quot;[has] had this problem too,&amp;quot; and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves tossing them into a garbage bin inside him, lest the gay gene take its toll.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s [[Asperchu]] comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called &amp;quot;A Man's Toy&amp;quot;, which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says &amp;quot;Tea parties are good and nice&amp;quot; on the rear end of the carriage.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defenses against becoming homo==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment).&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.&lt;br /&gt;
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To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his &amp;quot;[[CWC-ism|computer]]&amp;quot; (we can assume that he means &amp;quot;computer screen&amp;quot;) with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's Playboy magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read nor wouldn't care to read]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, his views on the accention of the straight man to homosexuality are childish and misguided at best; unbeknownst to him it seems that he too has fallen prey to the first stages of the glorious evolution that is homosexuality. His sexual drive is so strong as to send him from seeking gratification of the opposite sex, to wishing for the pleasures of the same gender. He is the first of a new breed of homosexual, a pure homosexual, a retarded homosexual. Chris is the truth, the light, the only way to get to the Hidden and long-sought city of San Francisco without tainting one's blood. His transformation will enlighten us, and set the cosmos straight. He is the Alpha and Omega Homo!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&amp;quot;]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*''&amp;quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Masturbating and squirtin']]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;I'm straight, don't doubt me!&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[PS3 History Level]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.&amp;quot;'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]].&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;Anyway the, uh--anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all--how y'all understand it.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''&amp;quot;And look at me. Do I look like-- [shakes head in disagreement] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty, SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recent transgender tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
Like shoving [[dildo]]s and [[Julie Reveals Herself|medallions]] up his ass, as well as wearing a [[muscle bra]], a recent set of videos released on 19 October 2010 took Chris's faggotry to a whole new level. One [[Pregnant Act|video]] features the apparently [[Obesity|pregnant]] Chris giving birth to [[Lil' Chris]]. In another video, Chris, possibly under the influence of [[Jackie]], wore the [[Plush Breasts of Fail]] under his sports bra in an astoundingly creepy [[Breast Cancer Awareness|PSA]] for Breast Cancer. Trolls have speculated that [[Monthly Tugboat|with your help]], a South Park inspired Chris will go from a manchild to a tranchild; assuming Chris-Chan Rosechu doesn't piss that [[Chris and Money|money]] away on [[PS3]] games and moar [[dildo]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of &amp;quot;gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations&amp;quot;. Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) comes clean&lt;br /&gt;
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| Stardate       = 5 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Psycatalyst    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gaybian]] (a &amp;quot;male lesbian&amp;quot;, according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[It's UGH!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rainbow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magi-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heather Iglesias]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC(Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-Chan is sick of the lies!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homos]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Trolls&amp;diff=127546</id>
		<title>Trolls</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T02:31:04Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for [[Hex Box]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pre ED==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when &amp;quot;a hot redhead&amp;quot; said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But this was all child's play compared to what happened next.... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Asperpedia Four===&lt;br /&gt;
Includes Alec Benson Leary: creator of [[Asperchu]], Evan: creator of Simonchu and therefore [[Simonla]], Sean August Watley: creator of Moon-Pals and Mao: creator of the Asperpedia that brought them together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Blanca&amp;quot; was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[BlueSpike]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
BlueSpike (AKA &amp;quot;LeonSpike&amp;quot;, AKA &amp;quot;Julie&amp;quot;, AKA &amp;quot;Max&amp;quot;) is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] &amp;quot;Julie.&amp;quot; He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== Bryan Bash ===&lt;br /&gt;
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;late&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; great [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Emily]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===&lt;br /&gt;
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lordsillynipples ===&lt;br /&gt;
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]]. Recently involved in destroying the [[PS3]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Vivian Gee]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Devil Trolls==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen &amp;quot;[[IBAChandler]]&amp;quot; after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Motivations ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris's perspective===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are.&amp;quot;|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, when in reality he is hated because he's a fat [[homo]]-hating slob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of &amp;quot;trolling&amp;quot; him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&amp;amp;oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===His parents' perspective===&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage.com]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White Knight]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lists]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Trolls</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T02:30:27Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for [[Hex Box]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pre ED==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when &amp;quot;a hot redhead&amp;quot; said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But this was all child's play compared to what happened next.... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Asperpedia Four===&lt;br /&gt;
Includes Alec Benson Leary: creator of [[Asperchu]], Evan: creator of Simonchu and therefore [[Simonla]], Sean August Watley: creator of Moon-Pals and Mao: creator of the Asperpedia that brought them together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Blanca&amp;quot; was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[BlueSpike]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
BlueSpike (AKA &amp;quot;LeonSpike&amp;quot;, AKA &amp;quot;Julie&amp;quot;, AKA &amp;quot;Max&amp;quot;) is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] &amp;quot;Julie.&amp;quot; He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== Bryan Bash ===&lt;br /&gt;
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;late&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; great [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Emily]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===&lt;br /&gt;
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lordsillynipples ===&lt;br /&gt;
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]]. Recently involved in destroying the [[PS3]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Vivian Gee]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Devil Trolls==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen &amp;quot;[[IBAChandler]]&amp;quot; after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Motivations ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris's perspective===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are.&amp;quot;|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, when in reality he is hated because he's a fat [[homophobic]] slob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of &amp;quot;trolling&amp;quot; him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&amp;amp;oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===His parents' perspective===&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage.com]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White Knight]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lists]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=127527</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=127527"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T02:20:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== I wanna ask a question... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will I be able to post my Fan Fiction on here about good 'ole Chris? XD [[User:The Brave|The Brave]]&lt;br /&gt;
:No. --[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp;amp;amp; Eggs]] 19:23, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
Aww poo...&amp;gt;&amp;lt; Will a link be acceptable then? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 19:44, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Also no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:54, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
Blast. [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 20:10, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== ADDED! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Fleshed out my analysis! :D [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:20, 29 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127525</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-30T02:19:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler is horrible in the sense that he cannot and will not accept help from others, and is a bit of a camera whore; a sad, pathetic husk of a man, a facade. I have always felt some measure of sympathy for this man, but when I felt the worst was the BlueSpike trolling. BlueSpike is a filthy demon of a child and I hope he suffers a fate worth than hell, and for his torture of a mentally disabled person he should be trolled in return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde Cash, if that is even a real person or just an assumed name some troll took on, drove this little fire-starter to do some pretty horrific deeds to our poor man-child, and though it seems that Christian has banished all this abuse from mind, the lasting effects are stamped upon his face. His self-esteem, if it even exists any longer, is so far gone that he is literally a blob of sadness and woe, a desperate man; so desperate, that he willingly seeks the attention of trolls for the human connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lolcow is far from dead it seems, but only because he doesn't want it to end; if he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have severed all ties from the internet ages ago. He wants to feel acknowledged, he wants to feel cared for, even though it is in the way that you and I would find repulsive. Truthfully, it seems that he seeks the companionship, rather than just the sexual aspect of a girlfriend. His mind is just so warped; it has managed to twist the image of love into a constant, hormonally driven orgy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we could only show the world that we care, show this downtrodden creature that he is not alone, we can change his perception; from there, his entire way of being. Not everything is set in stone my friends; even a man so set in his ways as Christian can be melded into a respectable human-being. It just takes patience; something his parents seem to have, but they lack the drive to care. They were far too old to have a child in the first place, and having a child in the advanced stages of aging is proven to increase the chances that the child will have autism/learning disabilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anything, the true fault rests on the shoulders of Christian's lazy, lousy and sloppy parents. What a couple of boors...They never taught him right, and now here is their creation, a curse to us, and a curse to himself. He must feel so empty, so lonely and hated. I'm sure he wishes he could end it all, at the barrel of a gun, the blade of a knife...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Solution ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127523</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127523"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T02:19:36Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[File:http://www.lordnelsons.com/gallery/frontier/wright/images/Cherokee.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler is horrible in the sense that he cannot and will not accept help from others, and is a bit of a camera whore; a sad, pathetic husk of a man, a facade. I have always felt some measure of sympathy for this man, but when I felt the worst was the BlueSpike trolling. BlueSpike is a filthy demon of a child and I hope he suffers a fate worth than hell, and for his torture of a mentally disabled person he should be trolled in return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde Cash, if that is even a real person or just an assumed name some troll took on, drove this little fire-starter to do some pretty horrific deeds to our poor man-child, and though it seems that Christian has banished all this abuse from mind, the lasting effects are stamped upon his face. His self-esteem, if it even exists any longer, is so far gone that he is literally a blob of sadness and woe, a desperate man; so desperate, that he willingly seeks the attention of trolls for the human connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lolcow is far from dead it seems, but only because he doesn't want it to end; if he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have severed all ties from the internet ages ago. He wants to feel acknowledged, he wants to feel cared for, even though it is in the way that you and I would find repulsive. Truthfully, it seems that he seeks the companionship, rather than just the sexual aspect of a girlfriend. His mind is just so warped; it has managed to twist the image of love into a constant, hormonally driven orgy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we could only show the world that we care, show this downtrodden creature that he is not alone, we can change his perception; from there, his entire way of being. Not everything is set in stone my friends; even a man so set in his ways as Christian can be melded into a respectable human-being. It just takes patience; something his parents seem to have, but they lack the drive to care. They were far too old to have a child in the first place, and having a child in the advanced stages of aging is proven to increase the chances that the child will have autism/learning disabilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anything, the true fault rests on the shoulders of Christian's lazy, lousy and sloppy parents. What a couple of boors...They never taught him right, and now here is their creation, a curse to us, and a curse to himself. He must feel so empty, so lonely and hated. I'm sure he wishes he could end it all, at the barrel of a gun, the blade of a knife...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Solution ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127521</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127521"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T02:18:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler is horrible in the sense that he cannot and will not accept help from others, and is a bit of a camera whore; a sad, pathetic husk of a man, a facade. I have always felt some measure of sympathy for this man, but when I felt the worst was the BlueSpike trolling. BlueSpike is a filthy demon of a child and I hope he suffers a fate worth than hell, and for his torture of a mentally disabled person he should be trolled in return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde Cash, if that is even a real person or just an assumed name some troll took on, drove this little fire-starter to do some pretty horrific deeds to our poor man-child, and though it seems that Christian has banished all this abuse from mind, the lasting effects are stamped upon his face. His self-esteem, if it even exists any longer, is so far gone that he is literally a blob of sadness and woe, a desperate man; so desperate, that he willingly seeks the attention of trolls for the human connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lolcow is far from dead it seems, but only because he doesn't want it to end; if he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have severed all ties from the internet ages ago. He wants to feel acknowledged, he wants to feel cared for, even though it is in the way that you and I would find repulsive. Truthfully, it seems that he seeks the companionship, rather than just the sexual aspect of a girlfriend. His mind is just so warped; it has managed to twist the image of love into a constant, hormonally driven orgy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we could only show the world that we care, show this downtrodden creature that he is not alone, we can change his perception; from there, his entire way of being. Not everything is set in stone my friends; even a man so set in his ways as Christian can be melded into a respectable human-being. It just takes patience; something his parents seem to have, but they lack the drive to care. They were far too old to have a child in the first place, and having a child in the advanced stages of aging is proven to increase the chances that the child will have autism/learning disabilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anything, the true fault rests on the shoulders of Christian's lazy, lousy and sloppy parents. What a couple of boors...They never taught him right, and now here is their creation, a curse to us, and a curse to himself. He must feel so empty, so lonely and hated. I'm sure he wishes he could end it all, at the barrel of a gun, the blade of a knife...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Solution ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127519</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=127519"/>
		<updated>2010-11-30T02:18:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler is horrible in the sense that he cannot and will not accept help from others, and is a bit of a camera whore; a sad, pathetic husk of a man, a facade. I have always felt some measure of sympathy for this man, but when I felt the worst was the BlueSpike trolling. BlueSpike is a filthy demon of a child and I hope he suffers a fate worth than hell, and for his torture of a mentally disabled person he should be trolled in return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde Cash, if that is even a real person or just an assumed name some troll took on, drove this little fire-starter to do some pretty horrific deeds to our poor man-child, and though it seems that Christian has banished all this abuse from mind, the lasting effects are stamped upon his face. His self-esteem, if it even exists any longer, is so far gone that he is literally a blob of sadness and woe, a desperate man; so desperate, that he willingly seeks the attention of trolls for the human connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lolcow is far from dead it seems, but only because he doesn't want it to end; if he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have severed all ties from the internet ages ago. He wants to feel acknowledged, he wants to feel cared for, even though it is in the way that you and I would find repulsive. Truthfully, it seems that he seeks the companionship, rather than just the sexual aspect of a girlfriend. His mind is just so warped; it has managed to twist the image of love into a constant, hormonally driven orgy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we could only show the world that we care, show this downtrodden creature that he is not alone, we can change his perception; from there, his entire way of being. Not everything is set in stone my friends; even a man so set in his ways as Christian can be melded into a respectable human-being. It just takes patience; something his parents seem to have, but they lack the drive to care. They were far too old to have a child in the first place, and having a child in the advanced stages of aging is proven to increase the chances that the child will have autism/learning disabilities. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anything, the true fault rests on the shoulders of Christian's lazy, lousy and sloppy parents. What a couple of boors...They never taught him right, and now here is their creation, a curse to us, and a curse to himself. He must feel so empty, so lonely and hated. I'm sure he wishes he could end it all, at the barrel of a gun, the blade of a knife...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126972</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126972"/>
		<updated>2010-11-25T04:10:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== I wanna ask a question... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will I be able to post my Fan Fiction on here about good 'ole Chris? XD [[User:The Brave|The Brave]]&lt;br /&gt;
:No. --[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp;amp;amp; Eggs]] 19:23, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
Aww poo...&amp;gt;&amp;lt; Will a link be acceptable then? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 19:44, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Also no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:54, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
Blast. [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 20:10, 24 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126805</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126805"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T03:44:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== I wanna ask a question... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will I be able to post my Fan Fiction on here about good 'ole Chris? XD [[User:The Brave|The Brave]]&lt;br /&gt;
:No. --[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp;amp;amp; Eggs]] 19:23, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
Aww poo...&amp;gt;&amp;lt; Will a link be acceptable then? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 19:44, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&amp;diff=126699</id>
		<title>User talk:Champthom</title>
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		<updated>2010-11-24T02:40:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fan Fiction ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a Fan Fiction that I must post here, it needs peer review though! Any advice for posting, if posting here is still applicable? Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:40, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Upload page==&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu Franchise Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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How about this:  [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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...replace these:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu (game)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EX-CWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's First Interview==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thanks, Champthom==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;:)&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Hotness for Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet.  It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Template:  [[Template:Infobox/video]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Centered example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sidebar example:  [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thoughts?  It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly.  The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks.  Let us know!  --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the &amp;quot;Made by&amp;quot; would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the &amp;quot;Festive&amp;quot; icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==IMPOSTORS==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, this is the &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot; from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =(  Is there anything we can do about this?  I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old &amp;quot;dude&amp;quot;).  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then.  I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself.  I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating.  Thanks for looking into it.  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot; and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up &amp;quot;Dude.&amp;quot; If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!?  You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom.  I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sup==&lt;br /&gt;
Have a job for me?  You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Coolio.  On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status.  I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling.  I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it.  --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SPECIAL MISSION==&lt;br /&gt;
I accept.  Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just to let you know==&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Apologies==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's resume ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A new Mailbag bombing==&lt;br /&gt;
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the &amp;quot;Inputed&amp;quot; response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Politics]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sandy Rosechu ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fixed it.  The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== halp ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkops Anonymous==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cole Smithey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==&lt;br /&gt;
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Posse == &lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summaries==&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Article of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
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You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of Chris' lies ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quality Control jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I saw your comment re &amp;quot;Quality Control&amp;quot; jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ old boy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Userboxes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==April Fool's Day==&lt;br /&gt;
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.&lt;br /&gt;
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a &amp;quot;victory over cwcki&amp;quot; vid.&lt;br /&gt;
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and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris&lt;br /&gt;
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user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10&lt;br /&gt;
* No.  That's stupid.  Chris will make a &amp;quot;HA HA I GOT U TROLLS&amp;quot; video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone.  If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down.  This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Never compromise, even in the face of &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Armageddon&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things.  This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next.  Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts.  He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened.  I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse.  Or something about how Chris risks losing the &amp;quot;copyright&amp;quot; if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke).  Could it be that he's becoming numb to it?  We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu.  We've set up &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot; toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal.  We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself.  What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes.  We do it again and again.  He's not getting desensitized at all, actually.  We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them.  Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that  he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==General question==&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10&lt;br /&gt;
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;quot;Contact me ASAP&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC superstar==&lt;br /&gt;
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Artist for hire==&lt;br /&gt;
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I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while. &lt;br /&gt;
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today. &lt;br /&gt;
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:&lt;br /&gt;
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.&lt;br /&gt;
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcription Category ==&lt;br /&gt;
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What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question About Templates ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Old Cats ==&lt;br /&gt;
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As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with &amp;quot;List of&amp;quot;]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==&lt;br /&gt;
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To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it.  [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New Performance Style ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(&lt;br /&gt;
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:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video Template ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Quick Question==&lt;br /&gt;
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Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using &amp;quot;glass&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhh...Champ? ==&lt;br /&gt;
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== A jerkop resignation letter ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those &amp;quot;last nail in the coffin&amp;quot; type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the &amp;quot;members&amp;quot; of the /cwc&amp;quot; imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]&lt;br /&gt;
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to &amp;quot;spread the cancer&amp;quot; here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trouble in Asperpedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I &amp;quot;had it coming&amp;quot; as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I don't like it either.  Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page.  There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal.  I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the &amp;quot;offending article&amp;quot;. You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the &amp;quot;NOT a forum thing&amp;quot;. i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this. &lt;br /&gt;
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again. &lt;br /&gt;
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I just counted==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Yo ==&lt;br /&gt;
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything? &lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you.  --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== irc ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ban me==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== We need some clarification ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On the community portal you said &amp;quot;do not interfere with Jenkins&amp;quot; which I simply took to mean &amp;quot;do not fuck with him&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;let him work on his report unimpeded.&amp;quot; Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I took it to mean &amp;quot;Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved&amp;quot;.  I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified.  However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*As we want Jenkins to keep up the good work, the idea is more of the former - to not hinder his work, i.e. not to post too many praises on his talk page. I'm not sure what's been going on as I've been out the past two days or so, but I'm guessing people may have lost control and completely praised Jenkins, especially for getting a seinor cheerleader. I can understand where Delabonte is coming from but srsly, don't be a dumbass when it comes to this sort of thing.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:25, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot;. I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Fail&amp;quot; into something along the lines of &amp;quot;Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality.&amp;quot; Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Sloth&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Pokewalker of Inactivity&amp;quot;. Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I don't really mind the &amp;quot;of fail&amp;quot; but I wouldn't miss it either.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. Perhaps we should consider some kind of formal way to do this. Like, we could have something in the community portal for users to suggest new suffixes, then from those like 5 favorites are picked out and a poll is taken for the new suffix. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'd like to talk to you about something regarding some recent edits. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The welcome template no longer requires any parameters - but it works better if substituted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:05, 15 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My jerkop status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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A week ago, Cogs temporarily removed my jerkop status (for deleting [[Template:UnderWatch|this]] template), but said I could ask you to give it back to me after a week or so [[User_talk:Cogsdev#About_deleting_that_template|here]]. So now I'm just asking you if I can have it back, please.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:55, 19 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==SIR==&lt;br /&gt;
I have been away for a while.  I have come back to be a serious editor again.  I was looking through the to-do list with every intent of starting to crack down on transcribing Mumbles... then I saw an interesting tidbit.  It still says that images should be limited to 150kb.  Is this truly the case?  Because the upload screen says keep it to 7mb.  If 150kb is really the case, then perhaps I should go on another resize campaign.  I am up for it, I have time.  I am asking you sir, if this is where I should focus my efforts.  Tell me and I will get started right away. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:05, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The 150 kb thing isn't so much important nowadays since we have the new space and space isn't quite as limited, not to mention people are doing a good job at not uploading huge ass images. Transcribing Mumble chats would probably be a more worthwhile and rewarding en devour though, IMHO. Godspeed to you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Roger that, I'm on it... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 18:16, 20 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonichu TAS transcripts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Would it be alright to upload transcripts from the animated Sonichu series? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:29, 3 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Oedipus confirmation?==&lt;br /&gt;
:Yo Champ, could you pop over to Snorlax's talk page?  I sourced a quote about one of Chris's more disturbing habits-- sleeping in his mother's arms-- which apparently came from you.  I don't want to put it on Snorlax's page until we get a confirmation that it's accurate, so if you could verify that before it goes out there, I would be in your debt.  Thanks, man. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:52, 26 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for protecting my user and talk pages. It helps me a lot because I'm trying to get a fresh start here after the fiasco that happened nearly 2 weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] page length, symptoms page?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: This page is 37 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections. —''automated warning on editing the Autism page''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm willing and would actually kind of like to rewrite the whole &amp;quot;Chris's symptoms&amp;quot; section into its own page with or without a list format. The bulk of what interests me as an autistic about Chris is his symptoms, his utter lack of insight into them, how they affect his life, what others can learn from that, and so on. Frankly, I know dick about Wiki writing and the culture that surrounds it, but I realize that I'm kind of a peon around here, that not everyone agrees with me on certain things, and that what I wrote would be subject to editing like anything else. It would shorten this article if nothing else. #sonichu suggested just paring down the section, which is actually kind of against what I personally feel is all of what can be taken away from this whole endeavor other than &amp;quot;lol wut a fag,&amp;quot; so just as a heads-up, basically I'm just going to start blanking random articles until I get permabanned if that happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let me know! —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:12, 3 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Counting the Sighs ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed you suggested counting every one of Chris' sighs in the discussion page for [[Stress sigh]]. I was contemplating that myself; would you still be up for it? It would be a relatively large-scale undertaking but if we split the videos into chunks and had everyone pitch in to count five or ten videos it'd be done in no time. Afterwards a counter could be added to the front page, and we'd only need to update it whenever Chris released a new video. Plus we could throw a sigh count into all the video pages. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:10, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jerkop==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi Champ, I's humbly  submit myself for the jerkop position. I'll understand if the answer is no, I'll just keep doing my thing. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:10, 8 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Grats Crass. Keeping on doing my thing... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:13, 9 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I wish to be a jerkop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I humbly submit my request to be a jerkop. However, I dunno if I can be one with all my previous faggotry between us (CWCki) and /cwc/.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you need further contact, email me. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*yeah, you can't --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:41, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:* k, gotcha [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:02, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Deleted comment==&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have an archive of deleted pages?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Broken link==&lt;br /&gt;
On the Chris and Fashion page, link 14 on &amp;quot;the original&amp;quot; is broken and I have no idea how to fix it...I'm new to editing so I figured I tell you.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:02, 30 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Champ is such a dick ==&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even do anything to the PVCC article and he wanted to stop my &amp;quot;bullshit&amp;quot; VIVA LA REVOLUTION -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:41, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't give a shit who you are Clyde, I won't tolerate your bullshit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki_talk:Help&amp;diff=126698</id>
		<title>CWCki talk:Help</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki_talk:Help&amp;diff=126698"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:35:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: /* Spelling consistencies */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Spelling consistencies ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not sure where else to ask this, but I'm a bit curious as to what the &amp;quot;correct&amp;quot; spelling of okay/OK is on the CWCki. In a lot of the transcriptions it's used both ways. I'm sure it can be used both ways, but is there a preferred spelling to use for consistency? How about for All right/Alright too, while I'm asking? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 22:26, 17 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't be a lazy shit. It's &amp;quot;okay&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;all right&amp;quot;. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:53, 17 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**You got it. I may go through the transcripts and change them. Also I just realized I didn't mean to post this on the talk page. Derp. --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 23:32, 17 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just out of curiosity, in lieu of the recent deletion of the Fan Works page, will a Fan Fiction still have a place on this Wiki? [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 18:35, 23 November 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126696</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126696"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:33:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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== I wanna ask a question... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Will I be able to post my Fan Fiction on here about good 'ole Chris? XD [[User:The Brave|The Brave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=126695</id>
		<title>User:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:The_Brave&amp;diff=126695"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:32:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: Created page with &amp;quot;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fando...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126694</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126694"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:32:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: Blanked the page&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126693</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126693"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:31:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, I have only come over here and out of my way to perhaps shed some light on this dudes mannerisms; I have written an article about him on my school paper, and with his image attempted to prevent others with his disabilities from falling the same horrible way he has. Comical and stupid as his is, his unwitting idiocy has led him to ruin his parents lives and reputations...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126692</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126692"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:29:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;br /&gt;
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== '''A little bit to chew on...''' ==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126691</id>
		<title>User talk:The Brave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Brave&amp;diff=126691"/>
		<updated>2010-11-24T02:28:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;The Brave: Created page with &amp;quot;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fando...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Greetings and Bienvenue to the talk page of the man who was formerly called 'The Weak'. My new name is The Brave, and I have come to contribute to the ever-expanding pseudo-fandom that is CWCki. :D&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>The Brave</name></author>
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