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2017-10-04T17:53:11Z

The Janitor: Made a minor edit relating to current events. Will need someone to help continue.

{{quote|You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; [[Chris]] has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED [[Homos|HOMO]]!!!! CHRISTIAN IS [[STRAIGHT]]!!!! He gets [[Cakefarts|hard]] over women!! He vomits at [[JERKS|males]]!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia|VA]], himself!!!!

You god damned males make me vomit, sick and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]!!|Chris on 24 August 2013}}

[[File:137704626985.jpg|thumb|400px|This is basically it.]]

The '''CWCki Forums''' was the name of a web message board previously loosely affiliated with the [[CWCki]]. It was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested in all things Christorical. Its primary purpose was to allow users to discuss and speculate about Chris, without needing to do so in the [[CWCki:NAF|CWCki talk pages]]. It received hundreds of thousands of posts on hundreds of different discussion topics about Chris over the years, and had thousands of posters, which can cause one to pause and either marvel at the enduring fascination of Chris as a subject matter, wonder who the ''actual'' autists were, or both.

Previously existing as a stand-alone board in various iterations, in February 2015 it was absorbed into a larger site re-branded as [https://kiwifar.ms ''Kiwi Farms''], which focused on lolcows (people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs) in general and not just Chris. (The new name came from [[speech impediment|the way several lolcows mispronounced "CWCki Forums"]].)

It is known that Chris was posting on the forum in 2012 under nickname "paintingatree". In his few posts, he generally tried to defend himself under the guise of a remorseful troll. This fact alone, as well as his [[Chris and writing|writing style]] and posting habits (posting rarely, never in the same thread again and never trying to start a conversation with other users) made his presence somewhat a open secret. Surprisingly, Chris registered again under the same nickname in February 2013. He wrote the first post on 23 May, in which he made it clear that it was him. In spite of this, [[Slow-in-the-minds|in other posts he pretended to be someone else.]] As it could be expected, he was trying to defend himself again (mostly from accusations of being [[Homos|homosexual]], since many users, knowing that they're being watched, jokingly concluded that the meaning behind his absurd [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Riddle|Facebook riddle]] is that Chris wants to [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|come out of the closet]]), and was very rude to the users in almost all of his posts. Being in the process of adding old friends from his [[Manchester High|high school]] on FB, he also asked if anybody found [[Tiffany Gowen]].

It's assumed that Chris lurked on the boards regularly, and screenshots of the forum have appeared on his [[Facebook]] account. His exact motivations for doing this are not clear, but it has been speculated that he intended to use the screen caps as proof of a troll conspiracy including [[Michael Snyder]]. Robert Bell, Chris's lawyer, was apparently unpersuaded by Chris's legal acumen and did not enter any screen caps into evidence.

The Kiwi Farms was shut down temporarily by owner Joshua Moon (known as Null on the Farms) on 20 January 2017 after his family was threatened by people who demanded the shutdown of the Farms. On the "This is the End" page, Moon linked to the [[CWCki Club]], a new forum founded in August with the intent of being a spiritual successor to the original CWCki Forums, with the primary focus being Chris. However, he revived the Farms 3 weeks later, after the threats grew to demanding all user data.

On 4 October 2017, a user going by the name [[LegendaryChristorian]] began a thread on the Chris Chan board on Kiwi Farms. While a few speculated about it being a [[ween]], Joshua quickly confirmed that it was indeed Chris.

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==Chris's posts==
Below are the posts Chris wrote under pseudonym paintingatree between 23 May and 6 September 2013. Unfortunately, all of his posts from the old Forumer incarnation from 2012 seem to be lost. Chris's posts are in blue, while posts in threads he was responding to are in red.

===Re: DreamHost and a possible migration===
{{quoteboxred|'''by Marvin » Wed May 22, 2013 1:00 am'''
Uhh, all the cool kids use linode. Also, I'd whatever the whatever you're asking us to whatever, but I'm too drunk to do it properly and/or usefully right now, so, maybe when I'm sober.|Marvin <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/dreamhost-and-a-possible-migration.998/#post-65466]</ref>}}

And then, [[Pokémon|a wild Chris-Chan appears]]:

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am'''
Why don't you and that damn [[Cwcki]] just go ahead and die off the [[Internet]] already so I can finally find some peace of my life? <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/dreamhost-and-a-possible-migration.998/#post-65470]</ref>}}

===Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?===
{{quoteboxred|'''by Thetan » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:42 pm'''
Rather than constantly whining about how lonely he is, Chris should consider revising his sweetheart standards. He has set the bar far too high for himself. He couldn't even make things work out with Faeryn or The Wallflower.

Chris could do well with a 'special' girl: potentially someone mildly mentally retarded who enjoys the same childish things he does. They could enjoy each other's company, coloring and watching cartoons together. As long as they don't have unprotected sex, I don't see a problem with this type of relationship.

Such a person may actually find Chris interesting, look up to him, and hang onto his every word. The relationship would not only alleviate his loneliness, but be good for his ego as well.|Thetan <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/should-chris-consider-dating-a-special-girl.1183/]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm'''
In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a [[Tomgirl|"Special Girl"]]? [[Chris and hypocrisy|How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?]]<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/should-chris-consider-dating-a-special-girl.1183/page-6#post-77414]</ref>}}

===Re: Tiffany Gowen===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:20 pm'''
Hey, whatever happened to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]? Didn't she get [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]] or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/tiffany-gowen.1065/page-2#post-70608]</ref>}}

Most noteworthy response:

{{quoteboxred|'''by applecat » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:14 am'''
I found her! It was tough because she didn't have a Facebook, but I made sure to send her a link to the CWCki so she would know to stay away from that horrible man. She was very disappointed in him, but she thanked me for the tip-off. That's one more gal-pal safe from Chris!|applecat <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/tiffany-gowen.1065/page-3#post-70624]</ref>}}

===Re: I had a conversation with my wife about Christian.===
{{quoteboxred|'''by The Dude » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:41 am'''
I've told her a little about Christian back in the day, but haven't told her about any of the recent stuff like Tomgil, running over Snyder, stuff like that.

The conversation went like this:

Me: So let's have a hypothetical.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Let's say something happens to me and we're no longer together. For sake of argument let's say I died.

Mrs. Dude: Oh no!

Me: So I'm dead and gone, and you're single again. Enough time has passed that you want to get back out and find another man.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Now here's the rub; the only guy who wants to date you is fat, balding, doesn't bathe, has no job, dresses like a girl, and lives with his mother in a hoarded house. He also shits himself when he's upset.

Mrs. Dude: Ew! EEWWWWW!!!

Me: What do you do?

Mrs. Dude: Tell him to stay away and strongly consider becoming a lesbian.

Me: A wise choice.

Mrs. Dude: There's someone out there that you know about who fits that exact description, isn't there?

Me: Remember that guy I told you about on the internet? The guy I showed you the videos of him having a singing battle with my friend?

Mrs. Dude: The autistic kid with the fucked up Sonic thing?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: He SHITS himself?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: Oh my...why? That's just grody! EW! EEWWWW!!

Me: I know.

Do you ever have conversations with anyone about Chris? How have they gone?|The Dude <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/i-had-a-conversation-with-my-wife-about-christian.1721/]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm'''
You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha. <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/i-had-a-conversation-with-my-wife-about-christian.1721/page-2#post-107433]</ref>}}

===Seriously? No one wants to finish [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Riddle|Chris' Puzzle]]?===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:08 pm'''
You all aren't even going to figure the Links between the photos? I mean, I don't think they have the same common thread, but one still links to the other. The lemon cake is a favorite food of businesswomen, and Cuban is a businessman. A bakery in Delaware highly recommends lemon and almond cookies. Delaware Bue Hens; hens on a farm with tornados. It's not totally rocket science. <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/seriously-no-one-wants-to-finish-chris-puzzle.1725/]</ref>}}

===Re: Chris likes [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|the lancers]] on facebook.===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:10 pm'''
Oh, for God's Sake!!! [[Chris and sex|Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!]]

BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!

[[Chris and hypocrisy|You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all!]] I do not know why I keep following you all at all!

Break Up the whole Group here already!!! <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-likes-the-lancers-on-facebook.1713/page-9#post-106963]</ref>}}

===Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:59 pm'''
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned [[JERKS|males]] make me vomit, sick and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]!! <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/christian-weston-chandler-is-straight.1760/]</ref>}}

===September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"===

Just after revealing himself in his previous post, Chris acts as if nothing happened. Instead of [[Calling Out|encouraging his trolls to harass his perceived enemies]] directly in a quoted FB post, he does it by pretending to be one of them... and fails.

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Sep 2, 2013 9:22 am'''
He has posted Publically ''[sic]'', and I quote:

I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!

Yes! Let's Bother The Hell Out Of the Manajerk, and Give Her the Worst Day of Her Life!!!<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/september-2-fb-update-new-troll-to-welcome.1805/]</ref>}}

===Bann has happened again===
Chris again requests for a trolling plan to troll Ms.Manajerk which is according to his [[Facebook#Chris_Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]], ignoring the '''No trolling plans''' rule again.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:00 pm'''
Ha! I sincerely do not find anything credible about this forum that makes it Not-Trolling. We really should Troll (name redacted) now that she has followed in [[Michael Snyder]]'s steps now. She deserves revenge in Chris' name. <ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/bann-has-happened-again.1851/]</ref>}}

===YOU ALL DO NOTHING BUT CONTINUE TO TROLL PEOPLE!!!===
After getting the responses he doesn't desire, Chris then tard rages and shows off his huge [[Chris and his ego|ego]] about how [[Chris and copyright|taking his words and content without permission or consent is trolling and cyber-bullying.]] Again, he pretends as if he is not Chris at all.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:02 pm'''
IF this was NOT a Trolling Forum, you all would NOT be talking at all about Christian. [[Chris and his ego|The more you talk about him, AND bother him in ANY Communications, AND take his words and content without permission or consent, THE MORE YOU BASTARDS ARE SO TROLLING AND CYBER-BULLYING!!!]]

DESTROY THIS FORUM AND THE DAMN CWCKI NOW!!!<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/you-all-do-nothing-but-continue-to-troll-people.1855/]</ref>}}

==CWCki Club==
{{main|CWCki Club}}
In August, a new CWC-centric forum called the "CWCki Club" (or "Club CWCki") was formed, with the purpose of being a spiritual successor to the original CWCki Forums, with the primary focus being Chris. The forum wouldn't gain much attention by Christorians until the shutdown of the Kiwi Farms, when many ex-farmers flocked over to the CWCki Club to continue discussing Chris.

==Gallery of screencaps Chris took of the CWCki forum and posted on [[Facebook]]==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks board regular "Lucrid" and assures us the [[JenkinsJinkies]] sodomy story was made up.
File:Koreans.PNG|Chris denigrates Korean cuisine due to a misunderstanding.
File:No_trolling_plans.jpg|"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?" - [[Facebook#No_trolling_plans|Chris, over Facebook]]
File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg|Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Trollin' Train]]
* [[Sonichu Girls]]
* [[GameFAQs]]

==References==
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==External links==

*[https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ CWCki Forums]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

[[Category: Websites]]

Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017

2017-05-12T03:29:07Z

The Janitor:

{{transcript}}

==Video==
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| stardate = 5 [[May 2017]]
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}, {{Business|text}}
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2]]
| next = [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017]]
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{{quotebox|Stamp Album:<ref>http://m.ebay.com/itm/282461291785?_mwBanner=1</ref>

Drawing Set:<ref>http://m.ebay.com/itm/282438244708?_mwBanner=1</ref>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===


Chris: Once again, Captain's Log, stardate, zero five zero five two zero one seven... On the first note, for today... for this fifth... for this final Captain's Log video for this week... [''Holds up the Classic''] I'm starting with... [''stutters saying "the"''] the shirt.

[''looks down at the shirt, sets down the controller on lap and begins to show off the shirt'']

[''frequent audio cuts plague the rest of this video.'']

Yes, I have finished it... [''shows off the patched up collar''] as you have seen in all the videos and bug and bug graphs in which I've uploaded, [''Chris begins to ball up the shirt'']

I've actually gotten a local phrase for the shirt locally from other people. I hate... I [''audio cuts out. Chris says "loathe."''] that haters [''grabs controller again''] have to feel like they continue hating. I'd like to see y'all do any better at sewing and mending not [''falsetto break''] everybody has even a small skill level, and instinct [''holds up hand.''], to simple "Put a needle in a thread and bob it from, through, piece of fabric." You think it's so simple, you try it. [''holds up hand.''] Go ahead, try it for yourself. Anyway as for the, uh, sale of the shirt, I had to... cancel that order, so, obviously I never received the payments from that lady in Wisconsin... and obviously her son would be quite disappointed. I... feel for them as, I feel for him as well but... she has been belaboring it, [''raises arm to scratch scalp''] I've been more than patient... and that's done, so... I have not received any money for the shirt [''holds up shirt''] whatsoever, but it has been repaired and that I am very proud of. Now y'all think it devalues in it but guess what? I think it makes it better in value. Not only does it, uh, put it back into a better shape than it was before with all the hoes mended and everything... it makes it more unique to the person that originally owned it. I can even offer, uh, an example off the top of my head from tha, one of, from watching Pawn Stars, like, there was that, uh, baseball player who I think [''puts arm up into thinking position.''] I don't know if he was illiterate, or... [''sigh''] never learned to write... yeah, but then- but he did... [''points finger upwards''] a draw, a drawing or some sorta artwork... [''suddenly realizes who he's talking about. Snaps his fingers.''] Oh yeah now I 'member his name was, he Shoowess, Shoeless Joe Jackson, yeah, so they came in with a drawing-painting that came from Shoeless Joe, and uh... his signature as best as he could write it on there [''makes a "puhyet" type of sound''] and I don't know how that came out but anyway, even before the final verdict about it [''semi-inaudible''] was good or not... it, it was highly praised for its value by... Rick Harrison... or [''stutters''] whoever it was at the pawn shop that time, I don't remember, it's still good show... Good show, anyway, so, let's see that's definitely one example. So, to take from that, I paint a painting, but signature of somebody who was illiterate, who was illiterate... was able to do all that, that's rare. I have been sh, I personally have been through number of years [''brings up arms''] of our classes throughout my whole... educational, scholastic, lifetime and throughout which I have learned lots of needle work, including the needlepoint with the plastic and the [''trails off'']... Hey, if you wanna reference that, the one I did inspired by Banjo Kazooie, that's in the [''incomprehensible''] water slide show photographs there somewhere. So you take all that to consideration [''holds up the classic''] I personally, best as I could to my sewing ability, and [''falsetto break''] I could, I could not do a sewing machine I tried [''cat appears in the background.''] to learn how to work a sewing machine... from an Internet video but from watching how that work it just seemed too complicated, too over my head so I did all this patiently over [''holds up hand with five fingers''] five nights: [''starts counting the days on his fingers. You can see the cat again as well''] Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night, by hand, starting with... [''moves the shirt so the audience can see the right sleeve.''] the right sleeve which had mor, which had the really big hole here [''tries to point to it.''] and here [''tries to point to it.''] and looks like I got low I should do a little bit more working armpit in the back here I'm just a little bit came undone I had to fix that I'll go if it said tonight but aside from that left arm look at that great job on the left arm and my mother's shirt but saw that stitching here and there and all the holes on the front and back of the shirt I touched up the collar front and back and put my name on it so that's my autograph right there and it will gotten a frame that would be lockable open and close from the front would have the certificate of authenticity from me regardless of y'all think right I did good job or not and obviously I should have a little bit to redo here and there but that's beside the point do that bear one two three four five one two one two one two one two three four five okay okay so that's that anyway from all these concern this shirt is still very much valuable it is still the one iconic shirt constantly consistently drawn throughout my book series my side she comic book series go kept asking about this shirt it was in the laundry bag it was it continued to be damn from January 2014 to April 2017 because the other clothes in that same bag we're wet too that's how that's how I'd looked wet in that first photograph Hey one run through the washer the dryer good and clean like is like it was all good just the holes remained and I fixed up the majority of the holes still the same shirt the one shirt weren't then over the years this shirts is more than fourteen years old very valuable so there hmm Slater she'll have to spin angle towards me I was enough of that rant had her thought or to think right oh yeah so aside front so yeah it did not receive money for the shirt but yeah I am in a financial crisis once again after an automatic draft for one of my bill payments its of my bank account back into the red so that's why I invent this I am reminding everyone about the stamp album and thus its certified drawings from 2014 took them down by half the stamp album with everything with all the stamps included no figure bonuses no bonuses that just stamp it's the Esther stamps and all that and still is sitting the thing reduce down to two hundred fifty dollars will not go any lower and thus its drawings set certified drawings that sound a 1000 dollars all sets them one thousand can't get better deal than that so please somebody help me get out from the red once again by find the stamp album or better thus it's okay please and and then once again lost my train of thought I got the news a subject and my train of thought goes I have rough day emotionally mentally rough date mm-hmm oh well is there anything else okay well yeah this black bag right here I got one of the Skylanders shirts ordered so the remaining shirts have come in and oh boy after I sell either stamp album or the end or the drawings I'll be able to after many shirts get here within a few days or once a week I'll be able to send the cards and the shirts out to the ten people to the ten people from leg from that giveaway and also order the figures I still need to do that now takes it's nothing six yeah so yeah by the stamp album and the drugs I'll be out here please help me out that's pretty much the big topic on my mind finances is the big stressor in my life if the Lord for financial problems if we had a lot more money if we didn't have the frickin mortgage and all the credit card debts we bill up we'd be a lot more better off here home can actually use the money for you know just yeah well we did we do it off there but we can't ah just my life my life welcome to it welcome to my life I guess that's it for right now so I'll do another Captain's Log video next week so until then everyone take care and have a good night

{{Captain's Log}}

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Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017

2017-05-06T20:59:49Z

The Janitor:

{{transcript}}

==Video==
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| stardate = 5 [[May 2017]]
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}, {{Business|text}}
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
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{{quotebox|Stamp Album:<ref>http://m.ebay.com/itm/282461291785?_mwBanner=1</ref>

Drawing Set:<ref>http://m.ebay.com/itm/282438244708?_mwBanner=1</ref>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===


Chris: Once again, Captain's Log, stardate, zero five zero five two zero one seven... On the first note, for today... for this fifth... for this final Captain's Log video for this week... [''Holds up the Classic''] I'm starting with... [''stutters saying "the"''] the shirt.

[''looks down at the shirt, sets down the controller on lap and begins to show off the shirt'']

[''frequent audio cuts plague the rest of this video.'']

Yes, I have finished it... [''shows off the patched up collar''] as you have seen in all the videos and bug and bug graphs in which I've uploaded, [''Chris begins to ball up the shirt'']

I've actually gotten a local phrase for the shirt locally from other people. I hate... I [''audio cuts out. Chris says "loathe."''] that haters [''grabs controller again''] have to feel like they continue hating. I'd like to see y'all do any better at sewing and mending not [''falsetto break''] everybody has even a small skill level, and instinct [''holds up hand.''], to simple "Put a needle in a thread and bob it from, through, piece of fabric." You think it's so simple, you try it. [''holds up hand.''] Go ahead, try it for yourself. Anyway as for the, uh, sale of the shirt, I had to... cancel that order, so, obviously I never received the payments from that lady in Wisconsin... and obviously her son would be quite disappointed. I... feel for them as, I feel for him as well but... she has been belaboring it, [''raises arm to scratch scalp''] I've been more than patient... and that's done, so... I have not received any money for the shirt [''holds up shirt''] whatsoever, but it has been repaired and that I am very proud of. Now y'all think it devalues in it but guess what? I think it makes it better in value. Not only does it, uh, put it back into a better shape than it was before with all the hoes mended and everything... it makes it more unique to the person that originally owned it. I can even offer, uh, an example off the top of my head from tha, one of, from watching Pawn Stars, like, there was that, uh, baseball player who I think [''puts arm up into thinking position.''] I don't know if he was illiterate, or... [''sigh''] never learned to write... yeah, but then- but he did... [''points finger upwards''] a draw, a drawing or some sorta artwork... [''suddenly realizes who he's talking about. Snaps his fingers.''] Oh yeah now I 'member his name was, he was Shoeless Joe Jackson yeah so they came in with a drawing painting that came from shoeless joe and had his signature as this is he could ride it on there yeah I don't know how that came out but anyway even before the final virtue brother was good or not it was highly praised for its value by Rick Harrison or whoever whoever was at the pawn shop that time I don't remember it's still good show good show anyway so let's see that's definitely one example so to take from that I paint a painting but signature of somebody who was illiterate who was illiterate was able to do all that that's rare I have been I personally have been through number of years of our classes throughout my whole educational scholastic lifetime and throughout which I have learned lots of needed work including the needlepoint with the plastic and hey if one reference that the one I did inspired by banjo kazooie that's in the fucking water slide show photographs there somewhere so you take all that to consideration I personally best as I could to my sewing ability and I could I could not do a sewing machine I tried to learn how to work a sewing machine from an Internet video but from watching how that work it just seemed too complicated to over my head so I did all this patiently over five nights Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday night my hand starting with the right sleeve which had Mort which had the right big hole here and here and looks like I got low I should do a little bit more working armpit in the back here I'm just a little bit came undone I had to fix that I'll go if it said tonight but aside from that left arm look at that great job on the left arm and my mother's shirt but saw that stitching here and there and all the holes on the front and back of the shirt I touched up the collar front and back and put my name on it so that's my autograph right there and it will gotten a frame that would be lockable open and close from the front would have the certificate of authenticity from me regardless of y'all think right I did good job or not and obviously I should have a little bit to redo here and there but that's beside the point do that bear one two three four five one two one two one two one two three four five okay okay so that's that anyway from all these concern this shirt is still very much valuable it is still the one iconic shirt constantly consistently drawn throughout my book series my side she comic book series go kept asking about this shirt it was in the laundry bag it was it continued to be damn from January 2014 to April 2017 because the other clothes in that same bag we're wet too that's how that's how I'd looked wet in that first photograph Hey one run through the washer the dryer good and clean like is like it was all good just the holes remained and I fixed up the majority of the holes still the same shirt the one shirt weren't then over the years this shirts is more than fourteen years old very valuable so there hmm Slater she'll have to spin angle towards me I was enough of that rant had her thought or to think right oh yeah so aside front so yeah it did not receive money for the shirt but yeah I am in a financial crisis once again after an automatic draft for one of my bill payments its of my bank account back into the red so that's why I invent this I am reminding everyone about the stamp album and thus its certified drawings from 2014 took them down by half the stamp album with everything with all the stamps included no figure bonuses no bonuses that just stamp it's the Esther stamps and all that and still is sitting the thing reduce down to two hundred fifty dollars will not go any lower and thus its drawings set certified drawings that sound a 1000 dollars all sets them one thousand can't get better deal than that so please somebody help me get out from the red once again by find the stamp album or better thus it's okay please and and then once again lost my train of thought I got the news a subject and my train of thought goes I have rough day emotionally mentally rough date mm-hmm oh well is there anything else okay well yeah this black bag right here I got one of the Skylanders shirts ordered so the remaining shirts have come in and oh boy after I sell either stamp album or the end or the drawings I'll be able to after many shirts get here within a few days or once a week I'll be able to send the cards and the shirts out to the ten people to the ten people from leg from that giveaway and also order the figures I still need to do that now takes it's nothing six yeah so yeah by the stamp album and the drugs I'll be out here please help me out that's pretty much the big topic on my mind finances is the big stressor in my life if the Lord for financial problems if we had a lot more money if we didn't have the frickin mortgage and all the credit card debts we bill up we'd be a lot more better off here home can actually use the money for you know just yeah well we did we do it off there but we can't ah just my life my life welcome to it welcome to my life I guess that's it for right now so I'll do another Captain's Log video next week so until then everyone take care and have a good night

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Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017

2017-05-06T18:51:05Z

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===Transcript===


Chris: Once again, Captain's Log, stardate, zero five zero five two zero one seven... On the first note, for today... for this fifth... for this final Captain's Log video for this week... [''Holds up the Classic''] I'm starting with... [''stutters saying "the"''] the shirt.

[''looks down at the shirt, sets down the controller on lap and begins to show off the shirt'']

[''frequent audio cuts plague the rest of this video.'']

Yes, I have finished it... [''shows off the patched up collar''] as you have seen in all the videos and bug and bug graphs in which I've uploaded, [''Chris begins to ball up the shirt'']

I've actually gotten a local phrase for the shirt locally from other people. I hate... I [''audio cuts out. Chris says "loathe."''] that haters [''grabs controller again''] have to feel like they continue hating. I'd like to see y'all do any better at sewing and mending not [''falsetto break''] everybody has even a small skill level, and instinct [''holds up hand.''], to simple "Put a needle in a thread and bob it from, through, piece of fabric." You think it's so simple, you try it. [''holds up hand.''] Go ahead, try it for yourself. Anyway as for the, uh, sale of the shirt, I had to... cancel that order, so, obviously I never received the payments from that lady in Wisconsin... and obviously her son would be quite disappointed. I... feel for them as, I feel for him as well but... she has been belaboring it, [''raises arm to scratch scalp''] I've been more than patient... and that's done, so... I have not received any money for the shirt [''holds up shirt''] whatsoever, but it has been repaired and that I am very proud of. Now y'all think it devalues in it but guess what? I think it makes it better in value. Not only does it, uh, put it back into a better shape than it was before with all the hoes mended and everything... it makes it more unique to the person that originally owned it. I can even offer, uh, an example off the top of my head from tha, one of, from watching Pawn Stars, like, there was that, uh, baseball player who I think [''puts arm up into thinking position.''] I don't know if he was illiterate, or never learned to write yeah but then but he did they draw a drawing or some sort of artwork oh yeah nom members name was she was Shoeless Joe Jackson yeah so they came in with a drawing painting that came from shoeless joe and had his signature as this is he could ride it on there yeah I don't know how that came out but anyway even before the final virtue brother was good or not it was highly praised for its value by Rick Harrison or whoever whoever was at the pawn shop that time I don't remember it's still good show good show anyway so let's see that's definitely one example so to take from that I paint a painting but signature of somebody who was illiterate who was illiterate was able to do all that that's rare I have been I personally have been through number of years of our classes throughout my whole educational scholastic lifetime and throughout which I have learned lots of needed work including the needlepoint with the plastic and hey if one reference that the one I did inspired by banjo kazooie that's in the fucking water slide show photographs there somewhere so you take all that to consideration I personally best as I could to my sewing ability and I could I could not do a sewing machine I tried to learn how to work a sewing machine from an Internet video but from watching how that work it just seemed too complicated to over my head so I did all this patiently over five nights Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday night my hand starting with the right sleeve which had Mort which had the right big hole here and here and looks like I got low I should do a little bit more working armpit in the back here I'm just a little bit came undone I had to fix that I'll go if it said tonight but aside from that left arm look at that great job on the left arm and my mother's shirt but saw that stitching here and there and all the holes on the front and back of the shirt I touched up the collar front and back and put my name on it so that's my autograph right there and it will gotten a frame that would be lockable open and close from the front would have the certificate of authenticity from me regardless of y'all think right I did good job or not and obviously I should have a little bit to redo here and there but that's beside the point do that bear one two three four five one two one two one two one two three four five okay okay so that's that anyway from all these concern this shirt is still very much valuable it is still the one iconic shirt constantly consistently drawn throughout my book series my side she comic book series go kept asking about this shirt it was in the laundry bag it was it continued to be damn from January 2014 to April 2017 because the other clothes in that same bag we're wet too that's how that's how I'd looked wet in that first photograph Hey one run through the washer the dryer good and clean like is like it was all good just the holes remained and I fixed up the majority of the holes still the same shirt the one shirt weren't then over the years this shirts is more than fourteen years old very valuable so there hmm Slater she'll have to spin angle towards me I was enough of that rant had her thought or to think right oh yeah so aside front so yeah it did not receive money for the shirt but yeah I am in a financial crisis once again after an automatic draft for one of my bill payments its of my bank account back into the red so that's why I invent this I am reminding everyone about the stamp album and thus its certified drawings from 2014 took them down by half the stamp album with everything with all the stamps included no figure bonuses no bonuses that just stamp it's the Esther stamps and all that and still is sitting the thing reduce down to two hundred fifty dollars will not go any lower and thus its drawings set certified drawings that sound a 1000 dollars all sets them one thousand can't get better deal than that so please somebody help me get out from the red once again by find the stamp album or better thus it's okay please and and then once again lost my train of thought I got the news a subject and my train of thought goes I have rough day emotionally mentally rough date mm-hmm oh well is there anything else okay well yeah this black bag right here I got one of the Skylanders shirts ordered so the remaining shirts have come in and oh boy after I sell either stamp album or the end or the drawings I'll be able to after many shirts get here within a few days or once a week I'll be able to send the cards and the shirts out to the ten people to the ten people from leg from that giveaway and also order the figures I still need to do that now takes it's nothing six yeah so yeah by the stamp album and the drugs I'll be out here please help me out that's pretty much the big topic on my mind finances is the big stressor in my life if the Lord for financial problems if we had a lot more money if we didn't have the frickin mortgage and all the credit card debts we bill up we'd be a lot more better off here home can actually use the money for you know just yeah well we did we do it off there but we can't ah just my life my life welcome to it welcome to my life I guess that's it for right now so I'll do another Captain's Log video next week so until then everyone take care and have a good night

{{Captain's Log}}

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