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User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here

2014-07-25T22:54:49Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Hello, you've reached The Mad Butcher of (insert country here). I'm big into all kinds of music, especially the odd stuff (of which I practice a little myself). I'm always up to talk on the subject. 

My first Chris-Chan themed incident was in middle-school, circa spring of 2005. My middle school had Nintendo Power as part of its subscription, and I found his letter in one of the issues. At the time, I thought nothing of it, having no idea who the writer was. I didn't even think it was all that odd. What? I was just a kid.

Godspeed, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and may I live at least as long as you.

Here are my tags:
{{Agnostic}}
{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{Americunt}}
{{AssBurger}}
''(No, I'm not self-diagnosed, I swear.)''
{{ClydeCash}}
''(His David Tanny parodies are also good.)''
{{Evan}}
{{Ham}}
{{Hikikomori}}
{{JERK}}
{{LiquidChris}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS2}}
''(It makes a good DVD player.)''
{{Straight}}
{{Transcriber}}
''(Ya can't lose what ya never had.)''
{{Virgin with rage}}
{{VivianGee}}
''(She wrote [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|A Girl Who Brought Down the]]'' 
''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|World]], for fuck's sake!)''
{{White}}
{{Wii}}

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2013-08-16T00:17:15Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: Used this link to identify kanji: http://jisho.org/kanji/radicals/ Vid quality's low, but I'm pretty certain these are the right kanji (the second one on the bottom row MIGHT be a little off.)

[[File:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|250px|Racers 01-09.]]
[[File:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg|thumb|250px|A cart carrier.]]
'''''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway''' is a video series from [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a Game Boy Camera in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

==Production==

The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] is a bulky Game Boy accessory cartridge with a camera built into it, which can be placed into a Game Boy and be used to take grainy black-and-white pictures. Afterward, these pictures can be edited in various ways; they can be drawn on, turned into sprites for a handful of minigames, or strung together to make an animation as Chris did. Using the camera and his [[LEGO]] collection, Chris made a stop-motion animation of the cars racing around his Lego city and firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other, then added some appropriate music.

The Game Boy Camera can only hold thirty pictures at a time. That isn't nearly enough for even half a lap. What Chris did was take the thirty pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change the fact that the twenty-second music clip Chris used for his animation gets more grating every time it is used.

It is impressive that Chris expended so much time and effort at such a complex and frustrating task, especially considering that years later, he would draw ''Sonichu'' comics without any planning or practice then [[Brutal Legend|upload YouTube videos without bothering to check them over first]]. Despite this, the actual animation is jerky and erratic, presumably due to the extremely low frame-per-second count (the average stop-motion production has 12 frames per second).

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor quality black-and-white pictures. It doesn't help that the racing is regularly interrupted by confusing sequences where outsiders attack the racers.

The sequences also appear to have been transferred onto VHS tape at some point, as evidenced by the vertical stabilization problems, the noise at the bottom of the picture at the beginning of the first video, and the general picture quality of the video. Chris got the video on VHS by hooking his Game Boy Camera to a [[Wikipedia:Super_Game_Boy| Super Game Boy]] for his SNES and then recording that way.

==Plot==

Most of the video is taken up with depicting four kart races based on ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]''. As with all CWC projects, the characters competing are from Chris's family, gal-pals, and characters from his favorite media series - in this case, [[Lego]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Nintendo|Super Mario]], ''[[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|Dexter's Laboratory]]'', [[Star Wars]], a ninja and, bizarrely, [[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|"Andy Griffit"]]. Some [[Pokémon]] show up too. Oddly enough, there is no sign of [[Sonic]], or even [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] (who had been invented two years earlier).

However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a God-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. In all three races in which Chris appears, he wins easily - in his second race, he even has time to fight Darth Maul and get back on his kart in time to win.

===Interval sequences===

Chris also spends some time in-between races describing his [[Power Rangers]] team, made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], [[Laura Dorazio]], [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]], [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris makes himself the leader. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts combine into the KART MEGAZORD, a powerful weapon never seen since until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

He also supplies a tour of his Lego town, which he had not yet christened "[[CWCville]]", which features an Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, and Fonz's Kart Shop.

==Videos==
===Prototype===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BJeEks8ihPM}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}

[''"Super GAME BOY Nintendo ®"'']

[''Screen is blank for approximately 10 seconds.'']

[''"© 1995 Creatures; © 1995 GAME FREAK"'']

[''Game Boy Camera logo appears and Mario dances.'']

[''Game Boy Camera interface appears and then disappears'']

[''"CHRISTIAN CHANDLER LEGO RACEWAY - Mario Kart 64"'']

[''Four cars drive by.'']

[''"THE END"'']

===Part 1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fZoharTWZh8}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}

[''Music starts up'']

[''"Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98"'']

[''"Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:"'']

[''We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says "Mario."'']

[''2 Christian Chandler"'']

[''"CRASH DUMMIE 3"'']

[''"Peach 4"'']

[''"Megaman and Rush 5"'']

[''"JAILBRAKE JOE 6"'']

[''"Barbara Chandler 7"'']

[''"Cole Smithey 8"'']

[''"POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9"'']

[''"TONY TWISTER 10"'']

[''"LUIGI 11"'']

[''"ALPHA DRACONIS 12"'']

[''"SANTA CLAUSE 13"'']

[''"Infomaniac 14"'']

[''"DEXTER 15"'']

[''"Laura Dorazio 16"'']

[''"QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17"'']

[''"Pharoh's Mummy 18"'']

[''"ANDY GRIFFIT 19"'']

[''"冬 BONSAI 20" 夏春期'']

[''"Sarah Hammer"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps'']

[''We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!'']

[''Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.'']

[''Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by QUEEN GYPSY MOTH. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.'']

[''Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.'']

[''We see Chris crossing the bridge. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian picks up a bonus and fires at Cole, sending him into a spin'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line in 1st'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 1 RESULTS:"'']

[''"RACE 1'' 
''1st Christian'' 
''2nd Cole'' 
''3rd Mario'' 
''4th Mega Man"'']

[''"For the racing line-up. The Force enters..."'']

[''Luke Skywalker drives up, gets out of his car and brandishes his lightsaber. he hets back in, turns around and drives away'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 2: Racers 11-22. 3 Laps"'']

[''The racers line up at the starting grid. A spaceship flies around in circles.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race begins. Some sort of powerup or missile or something hits a car.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The racers finish a lap, with QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Mario in the lead'']

[''STATIC'']

[''An airplane flies around'']

'''Someone:''' DESTROY MISSILE!

[''The missile hits Pharoh's Mummy's car'']

'''Pharoh's Mummy:''' I'm stuck!

[''His car explodes'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A huge pileup'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Arthur Fonzerelli [''sic''] shows up trackside. He walks up to a car, presumably to fix it, and BONSAI draws his katana.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The Fonz runs away from BONSAI and drives off on his motorbike'']

[''STATIC'']

[''There is confusion around the crash site'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A mechanic tries to fix it up'']

[''The race finally ends, with Infomaniac in 1st place'']

[''"RACE 2 RESULTS"'']

[''"RACE 2'' 
''1st Infomaniac.'' 
''2nd Sarah H.'' 
''3rd Luke S.'' 
''4th Luigi"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"While we prepare for the next race, we will take a quick tour of... MY '''LEGO TOWN!'''"'']

[''The camera jerks around, showing the Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, Fonz's Kart Shop'']

[''"And now, back to the races..."'']

[''"RACE 3 DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 21, 01, 22, 05, and 11. 3 Laps."'']

[''The racers line up and the race starts'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race passes something labelled "CRYSTLE"'']

'''Christian:''' HI!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues'']

[''STATIC'']

[''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH stands in front of the race'']

'''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH:''' FREEZE!

[''The racers just hit her and keep going'']
===Part 2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = ''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yVGaPZnptXg}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}

[''STATIC'']

[''Peach sees R2-D2 and brakes.'']

'''Peach:''' R2-D2?

[''She gets out of the car.'']

'''Peach:''' Why are you here?

'''R2-D2:''' BEEP BLURP

'''Peach:''' I see. ok. [''to [[Wikipedia:The Fonz|the Fonz]]''] Fonz, tell Anakin R2 dropped in. and we'll shoot him by, A.S.A.P.

'''Christian Chandler:''' Here he comes!

[''Darth Maul flies by in an X-Wing and Chris shoots at him'']

[''Chris drives on, in the lead. The other racers follow.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Darth Maul ejects from the downed X-Wing and stands trackside. The approaching Chris is shocked.'']

'''Darth Maul:''' JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

'''Chris:''' NO! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!

[''Chris morphs into his Power Ranger form.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''Christian and Darth Maul fight, Chris with a sort of sword and Darth Maul with [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|his own Damn Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]].'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris casts Maul off of the track'']

'''Chris:''' TOO BAD.

[''Chris drives on, and somehow, is in the lead. He crosses the finish line and the words "1st place" appear.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The top four are lined up'']

[''"RACE 3 RESULTS:"'']

['''''"RACE 3"''' ''"'''1st''' Christian C.'' '''''2nd''' Infomanic'' '''''3rd''' Cole S.'' '''''4th''' Luke S."'']

[''Aerial shot of the city, with intro: "A LONG TIME AGO... EVIL INVADED THE GOOD TOWN... BUT A SUPER TEAM WAS FORMED TO... STOP THEM. THEY ARE KNOWN AS..."'']

[''Camera flies down to: MEGA MAN. LUIGI. PEACH. They each put on Power Ranger costumes.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''"LAURA DORAZIO. MARIO. COLE SMITHEY."'']

[''"AND THE LEADER...]

[''"CHRISTIAN C."'']

[''They stand in triangle formation. The title "POWER RANGERS" appears.'']

[''"AND WHEN THEY NEED MORE POWER... THEIR KARTS JOIN TO FORM"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts join together, then drive around a bit.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts combining'']

[''STATIC'']

[''They finish combining.'']

[''"THE KART MEGAZORD!"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"FINAL. RACE 4. DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 22, 21, 05, and 11. 3 LAPS"'']

[''They line up to start. [[Pikachu]] zaps the starting lights and the race begins.'']

[''A truck is on the track, for no clear reason. The racers drive by.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A car goes into a spin and causes a pile-up.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Mew appears and psychically spins BONSAI'']

[''STATIC'']

[''We zoom in on Ash Ketchem [''sic'']. He throws a Poké Ball at Mew.'']
'''Ash Ketchem:''' GO! POKÉ BALL!

[''Mew is captured.'']

'''Ash Ketchem:''' I'VE GOT MEW!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues. A Blastoise fires water at the leader and she spins away.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A Venusaur sleeps in the middle of the track. Chris stops his car and plays a Poké Flute to awaken it. The camera zooms in on a man going to a house'']

'''Man:''' NOBODY WAS AT HOME!

[''Camera zooms in on a Charizard'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Charizard flies around'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line; "1st place" appears. Infomaniac is 2nd, Cole 3rd, Mario 4th. The final results are then listed on the screen.'']

[''"CIRCUIT MATH: 1st: 5 pnts. 2nd: 4 pnts. 3rd: 2 pnts. 4th: 1 pnts. RESULTS -> ->"'']

[''"RESULTS:'' 
''1. Christian C. 15'' 
''2. Infomaniac. 13'' 
''3. Cole S. 8'' 
''4. Sarah H. 4"'' 

[''STATIC'']

[''"AWARDS CEREMONIES."'']

[''"Christian'won the GOLD,and $10,000!"'']

[''"Infomaniac won the SILVER, and $5,000!"'']

[''"Cole won the Bronze, and$2,000!"'']

[''"Sarah won a year's supply of pizza!'']

'''Pizza Boy:''' [''hands Sarah a pizza''] Here is your 1st pie.

[''Zoom in on Bob and Barbara'']

[''"[[Reality|And CWC's parents were proud of him.]]"'']

'''Christian:''' [[Spanish|Muy Bueno!]]

[''"The End."'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"AFTERMATH... 3 new racers that did not make it in time for the races."'']

[''"Vader Droid 23"]

[''"Anakin Skywalker & R2-D2 24"'']

[''"[[Kellie Andes]] 25"'']

[''"CREDITS"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"THE CAST..."'']

[''Racers are listed again'']

[''"REST... P.Boy, D.Maul, A. Fonzerelli, Robert C., Mandy M., Obi Juan, Ash K., M. Droids.''"] [all ''sic'']

[''"Pokémon: Mew, Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur."'']

[''"PRODUCER: BARBARA WESTON CHANDLER -MOM." with a photo of her'']

[''"PRODUCER: -DAD. ROBERT FRANKLIN CHANDLER JR."'']

[''"Producer, Director, Lihtin & Special Effects,Constructor of Town,Costumes and Vehicles, Backgrounds, and Narrator..."'']

[''"Christian Weston Chandler." with creepy photo'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"This animation was inspired by LEGO & Nintendo"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"SPECIAL THANKS: Mom, Dad, many of my good friends, family, the Leo & N.O.A. Companies, and Christian C."'']

[''"CHRISTIAN © CHANDLER; MARIO KART 64; LEGO 6/4/98 RACEWAY"'']

==Results==
In this table, "X" means the racer finished outside the top 4; "—" means the racer did not compete.
[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
|+ Sortable table
|-
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | Rank
! scope="col" | Code
! scope="col" | Racer
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R1
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R2
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R3
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R4
! scope="col" | Total
|-
| 1st
| 02
| [[Christian Chandler]]
| '''5'''
| —
|'''5'''
|'''5'''
| '''15'''
|-
| 2nd
| 14
| [[Wikipedia:Infomaniac|Infomaniac]]
| —
| '''5'''
|'''4'''
|'''4'''
| '''13'''
|-
| 3rd
| 08
|[[Cole Smithey]]
| '''4'''
| —
|'''2'''
|'''2'''
| '''8'''
|-
| 4th
| 21
| [[Sarah Hammer]]
| —
| '''4'''
|X
|X
| '''4'''
|-
| T-5th
| 01
|[[Nintendo|MARIO]]
| '''2'''
| —
|X
|'''1'''
| '''3'''
|-
| T-5th
| 22
| [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]
| —
| '''2'''
|'''1'''
|X
| '''3'''
|-
| T-7th
| 05
|[[Wikipedia:|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
| '''1'''
| —
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| T-7th
| 11
| [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
| —
| '''1'''
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| —
| 03
|[[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 04
|[[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 06
|[[Lego|JAILBRAKE JOE]]<ref>[http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe]</ref>
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 07
|[[Barbara Chandler]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 09
|[[Power Rangers|POWER RANGER]] [[Christian Chandler]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 10
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Time Travels#Time Twisters (1997)|TONY TWISTER]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 12
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers|ALPHA DRACONIS]]
| —
|X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 13
| [[Christmas|SANTA CLAUSE]]
| —
|X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 15
| [[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|DEXTER]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 16
| [[Laura Dorazio]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 17
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers (video game)|QUEEN GYPSY MOTH]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 18
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers (video game)|Pharoh's Mummy]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 19
| [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|ANDY GRIFFIT]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 20
| [[Wikipedia:Ten thousand years|BONSAI]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|}

== Sources ==

<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1998-06-04]]

User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here

2013-01-17T22:06:20Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Hello, you've reached The Mad Butcher of (insert country here). I am a musician, albeit one who uses a very loose definition of the term. I love odd music, in all its forms, ranging from bizarre genre conglomerates and stuff with no traceable roots to unique experiments and violent aural assaults. Put simply: Don't think anybody's heard of it? Come speak with me, I might have. 

My first Chris-Chan themed incident was in middle-school, circa spring of 2005. My middle school had Nintendo Power as part of its subscription, and I found his letter in one of the issues. At the time, I thought nothing of it, having no idea who the writer was. I didn't even think it was all that odd. What? I was just a kid.

Godspeed, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and may I live at least as long as you.

Here are my tags:
{{Agnostic}}
{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{Americunt}}
{{AssBurger}}
''(No, I'm not self-diagnosed, I swear.)''
{{ClydeCash}}
''(His David Tanny parodies are also good.)''
{{Evan}}
{{Ham}}
{{Hikikomori}}
{{JERK}}
{{LiquidChris}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS2}}
''(It makes a good DVD player.)''
{{Straight}}
{{Transcriber}}
''(Ya can't lose what ya never had.)''
{{Virgin with rage}}
''(What? I can't even legally drink yet.)''
{{VivianGee}}
''(She wrote [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|A Girl Who Brought Down the]]'' 
''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|World]], for fuck's sake!)''
{{White}}
{{Wii}}

User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here

2013-01-17T22:05:29Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Hello, you've reached The Mad Butcher of (insert country here). I am a musician, albeit one who uses a very loose definition of the term. I love odd music, in all its forms, ranging from bizarre genre conglomerates and stuff with no traceable roots to unique experiments and violent aural assaults. Put simply: Don't think anybody's heard of it? Come speak with me, I might have. 

My first Chris-Chan themed incident was in middle-school, circa spring of 2005. My middle school has Nintendo Power as part of its subscription, and I found his letter in one of the issues. At the time, I thought nothing of it, having no idea who the writer was. I didn't even think it was all that odd. What? I was just a kid.

Godspeed, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and may I live at least as long as you.

Here are my tags:
{{Agnostic}}
{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{Americunt}}
{{AssBurger}}
''(No, I'm not self-diagnosed, I swear.)''
{{ClydeCash}}
''(His David Tanny parodies are also good.)''
{{Evan}}
{{Ham}}
{{Hikikomori}}
{{JERK}}
{{LiquidChris}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS2}}
''(It makes a good DVD player.)''
{{Straight}}
{{Transcriber}}
''(Ya can't lose what ya never had.)''
{{Virgin with rage}}
''(What? I can't even legally drink yet.)''
{{VivianGee}}
''(She wrote [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|A Girl Who Brought Down the]]'' 
''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|World]], for fuck's sake!)''
{{White}}
{{Wii}}

Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-10-05T21:09:57Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator [[Harry Partridge]].

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]] theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with [[Chris-Chan]] in [[June 2009]]. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''[sic]'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a [[YouTube]] celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as [[Sonichu]] creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from [[the Internet]]! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about [[Wikipedia:Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009|E3]] today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, ''[[God of War]] 3'' and uh, the [[PSP]] version of ''[[Little Big Planet]]''. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the [[Wikipedia:PSP Go|PSP Go]], is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my [[Wikipedia:PlayStation Portable#PSP-2000|PSP-2000]] as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Universal_Media_Disc_.28UMD.29_Video|UMD]] games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. Anyhow, um, okay, we'll talk about the first thing, I don't know if you know about this, um, Microsoft, um, what do you think about their new camera? ...That got out, that you can interact with things. 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Umm... I don't know much about the... Xbox- uh, you're talking about the [[Xbox]] camera? 

'''Larry:''' Mmm. Well it's- it's sort of a... they're trying to- it's sort of like, uh, the next level of EyeToy, really, the same thing where you sort of interact with it, so you can watch what you're actually doing in a game, like if you're doing- you're doing a steering wheel, and it can actually copy what you're doing, and that, so I was just wondering if
that's- if that would ever interest you into ever purchasing an Xbox, or... 

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that sounds pretty good. I mean I saw wha-dat- I saw the thing that they did for the, uh, [[PlayStation Eye]], with the uh, two six. And the- ''(Chris is cut off by Larry)'' 

'''Larry:''' Well yeah, you mean- you mean the Wiimote, the lollipop stick coming out. The lollipop on the end. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, those are pretty neat. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. ''(Larry begins to speak but is cut off)'' 

'''Chris:'''Yeah, let me talk about ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' [[PSP]] for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the release of ''LittleBigPlanet'', or even as [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] or [[Wikipedia:Heavenly Sword|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, real [[Wikipedia:Media Molecule|Media Molecul]]e... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the ''[[God of War]]'' series, I've been playing [[Wikipedia:God of War: Chains of Olympus|''Chains of Olympus'']]. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being- ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the [[PS2]] one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have the, uh, ''[[God Of War]]'' 1 or 2, but I did get ''Chains of Olympus'', and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, [[Women's rights|two naked ladieeees!]] Hehe! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo (series)|''Gran Turismo'']]? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, ''Gran Turismo''. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, ''Gran Turismo'' HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the [[PlayStation 3]]. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about [[Nintendo]], now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the PlayStation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros. Wii|''New Super Mario Brothers Wii'']], it's a sequel to a [[DS]] game, on the [[Wii]]. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That sou- that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy|''Super Mario Galaxy'']], [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy 2|''Super Mario Galaxy 2'']].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the ''Super Mario Galaxy'' 1. So, ''Suboio Galaxy 2'' sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. And, uh, there's [[Wikipedia:Metroid: Other M|a new ''Metroid Prime'']]- there's a new ''[[Metroid]]'' game coming out, and it's made by the people who made ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]'', as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's ''Ninja Gaiden'' with, uh, [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus]]. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, [[Nintendo]], I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wiimote]]? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, um, what do you think about [''unintelligible''] metal-new ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games coming out on ''Metal Gear'' games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for [[PSP]]- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, ''Metal Gear Solid'' games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, [[Playstation 3]] version, then? [[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots|''Metal Gear Solid 4'']]? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, [[Sonic]] games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [''unintelligible''] Sonic games released, so... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new [[Wikipedia:Sega Rally|''Sega Rally'']] race for... Yeah, [[Wikipedia:Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing|Sega Super Stars Racing]]. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift|''Sonic Drift'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift#Sonic Drift 2|''Sonic Drift 2'']] get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in [[Wikipedia:Sonic R|''Sonic R'']], they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in ''Sonic R'', that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I did actually like ''Sonic R''. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Sega_Saturn|Saturn], uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own ''Sonic R''. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]? [''pause''] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on [[the Internet]] who's uh, very opposed to, uh, [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]]. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

(''Chris strokes his chin thoughtfully.'')
'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will s- although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. But then they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]], and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now at the moment is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3]. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... dax three? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He's not a very nice person. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that. 

(''Chris's eyes bug out and start to dart around the room'')
'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh. [''another pause''] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of [[troll]]s on [[ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, I mean, that's his decision but I personally do not promote [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and [[the Bible]] is against it, so uh... I- y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new [[DSi]]? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [''unintelligible'']-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a [[Wii]], as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play [[GBA]] games, or, uh, even the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Is that [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Fanta]]? 

'''Chris:''' No. [[Wikipedia:Root beer|Root beer]]. (''Chris says this with a slight tone of malice.'')

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got [[alcohol]] in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from [[McDonald's]] in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a [[Wikipedia:Big Mac|Big Mac]] and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, [[PlayStation 3]] games, I mean like, I mean like in [[Wikipedia:High Velocity Bowling|''High Velocity Bowling'']], they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 3 accessories#Sixaxis|Sixaxis controller]], and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the PlayStation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with [[Nintendo]], with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and [[Wikipedia:Wii_Remote#Nunchuk|Nunchuk]]. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''cough''] Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that [[Xbox]] Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [''unintelligible'] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an Xbox, would you get on on Xbox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play [[Wikipedia:Halo: Combat Evolved|''Halo'']] as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing ''LittleBigPlanet' online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [''coughs a bit''] yeah I bought the new ''[[Transformers|''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'' (video game)], that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, [[Transformers]] has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Generation 1|generation one]], you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme, and I think I think [[Wikipedia:Michael Bay|Michael Bay]] is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] did die in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|the second one]] then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [''clears throat''] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the [[Wikipedia:Matrix of Leadership|Matrix of Leadership]].

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''fake-sounding cough''] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from [[Red Skelton]].

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or a-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and [[Obesity|cake]].

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''LittleBigPlanet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the [[PSP]] and [[PS3]] versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on ''LittleBigPlanet'', cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

'''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it...

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the PlayStation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, [[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Monsters|''PixelJunk Monsters'']].

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten, twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into ''LittleBigPlanet'' in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]], [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] and [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]] from Generation 1, that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I agree.

 '''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes. Also, uh, oh, another thing about [[Sony]], what do you think about the new ''[[Wikipedia:Shadow of the Colossus|Shadow of the Colossus]]'' game coming out?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I've heard about that. Yes. Yeah, yeah it sounds pretty good.
(''Larry attempts to talk but is shot down'')

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah I saw I- yeah, I saw the, uh, I saw the, uh, stuff about [[Wikipedia:The Last Guardian|''The Last Guardian'']], yeah. It looks pretty good.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's nice. (''He is once again interrupted'')

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well also there's also [''incoherent''] ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', ''Little Big Pla''- I played the, uh, the uh, [[Wikipedia:Team Ico|Ico]] level, I don't know if you uh, played that or not, but, you know, it's go- it goes really in-depth, it's got, uh, you know, you can't, uh, win it, you don't get a prize for anything yet, because, you know, the- you know, the game where you have to pass the way to move on.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, it's a level that- yeah. You know, I think you know what I'm talking about, but you drag the lil- but you drag the lil, but you drag the uh, glass sword along with you, and you, uh, play along with this, uh, glass sword... that you have to wield in order to defeat the witch at the end. Yeah, th-that's I-I-I would like that level, a lot of people did too, it's like, possibly one of the, uh, greatest levels anyone's ever created on ''LittleBigPlanet''.

'''Larry:''' Oh. That's good. (''Larry's sentence is interrupted by Chris's violent coughing.'') What do you think of this notion that you may have to pay for some levels on LittleBigPlanet as well, they announced that at the beginning, would you ever pay for any, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what was the question?

'''Larry:''' I s- uh, at the bit- when a little bit of panic when it first came out, they said that some people are really good at le- at levels and they might charge for them, so I don't know if you'd ever be prepared to pay for any.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh, yeah, uh, yeah that does not sound- that does not sound good to me, uh, it should continue to be free.

'''Larry:''' Even if it was for a dollar or something, like a dollar or something...?

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh, yeah, I would disagree with that. It does not sound good to me, I mean playing a level- for uh, paying a dollar to play a level that I cou- that I could previously could play for free, yeah, charging to play a level, tha- ju- that's not good. That's not good.

'''Larry:''' That's not cool. So what do you think- (''Chris's coughing interrupts him again.'') Uh, so would you ever charge for a [[Sonichu]] level, if there was a Sonichu level, would you charge for a Sonichu level, or would you let people have it for free?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I mean, like, I'd let them- yeah, I would say, uh, let 'em play for free, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Yes, then you could spread the love of Sonichu to the world.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So uh, what are your plans at the moment in terms of Sonichu, what are you working on at the moment?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm working on some more comic pages, and, uh, som- a little something for ''BigPlanet''. Yeah, I-go-I gotta lot going on in my noodle here. The wheels are turning, and uh, inspiration comes and goes. But, it's be- its be-

'''Larry:''' You should write them down, you should write them down before you forget.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I write them down.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Always have a notepad handy.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Larry:''' So yeah, you can't- you can't give any sort of secrets or anything that might be big happening in the Sonichu world?

'''Chris:''' Well, I'll say- I'll say this one thing, [[Son-Chu|my car]] is an autobot.

'''Larry:''' Oh! Wow. Is it- is it definitely a good one, or a [[Transformers|Decepticon]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh come on, I just sa- I said it was an autobot.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Cause you're on the side of good aren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So, yes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Yes, that's good. Umm, so what else are we gonna talk about, as well as, umm, so what- is [[Clyde Cash]] going to be involved in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]] anymore, now that he's dead?

'''Chris:''' Uh... oh. No, no, no, no. No. No, I don't think that, uh, he's gonna be anywhere in my comics.

'''Larry:''' So his- his image won't defile your pencil with his vile facial features.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing [[Billy Mays]]' death in your comic as well or anything, or...?

'''Chris:''' Oh... oh yeah, well lemme just, uh, I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto youtube but lemme just say that once again, I neve- he never was the mayor of [[CWCville]], when I made that segment(?) on the [[YouTube]], I was blackmailed into doing that by, uh, the uh, quote-unquote [[Julie]] [''inaudible''] a little thirteen-year-old brat, so I was lying out my ass when I said that.
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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

==References==
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-03]]
[[Category: Interview videos| 2009-07-03]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

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The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Is that Fanta? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and cake.

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

'''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], Bumblebee, Starscream and Megatron or even, like, Soundwave from Generation 1, that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I agree.

 '''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes. Also, uh, oh, another thing about Sony, what do you think about the new ''Shadow of the Collossus (sic)'' game coming out?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I've heard about that. Yes. Yeah, yeah it sounds pretty good.

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Is that Fanta? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and cake.

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

'''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], Bumblebee, Starscream and Megatron or even, like, Soundwave from Generation 1, that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I agree.

 '''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes.

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Is that Fanta? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and cake.

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 '''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

 '''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], Bumblebee, Starscream and Megatron or even, like, Soundwave from Generation 1, that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I agree.

 '''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes.

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-03]]
[[Category: Interview videos| 2009-07-03]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

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'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Is that Fanta? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and cake.

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

 Chris: Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

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===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Six-O? Phantom? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and cake

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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[[Category: Interview videos| 2009-07-03]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, Sonic Drift and Sonic Drift 2 get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it. 

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast? 

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in Sonic R, they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in Sonic R, that was fun. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I actually like Sonic R. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. 

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a Saturn, uh, do you still got one? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own Sonic R. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do. 

'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice? 

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, kid who was Urkel originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for Sonic X and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better. 

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes, it was a guy called Ryan Drummond. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called Jason Griffith, and they uh- 

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad. 

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference? 

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm. 

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or... 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3? 

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3. 

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about Cream the Rabbit as well, don't know if you know about that. 

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax? 

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on ED who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit. 

'''Chris:''' Huh... 

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all? 

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally do not promote bestiality, as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and the bible is against it, so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it. 

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human? 

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...? 

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human". 

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a Hedgehog Pokémon. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs? 

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new DSi? Or have you bought one already? 

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [unintelligible]-thinking. 

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two- 

'''Chris:''' Okay. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a Wii, as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play GBA games, or, uh, even the Guitar Hero on there. 

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new? 

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect? 

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me. 

'''Larry:''' Six-O? Phantom? 

'''Chris:''' No. Root beer. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it? 

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. 

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from McDonald's in Germany. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a Big Mac and a beer. Stuff and all that. 

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um... 

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact. 

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. 

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, Playstation 3 games, I mean like, I mean like in High Velocity Bowling, they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the Sixaxis controller, and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the Playstation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with Nintendo, with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and Nunchuk. 

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(cough)'' Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for Little Big Planet 2, or something, or...? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming. 

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that XBox Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [unintelligible] 

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free? 

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an XBox, would you get on on XBox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably. 

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play Halo as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

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'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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|Some of my long-term [[fans]] may remember I once held a [[Chris-chan Discusses...|series of interviews]] with [[Chris|Chris-Chan]] in [[June 2009]]. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!
|Opening caption for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Directors.27_Cut|the full version of Guru Larry's Chris-Chan interview.]]}}
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Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-09-01T16:43:38Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Transcript */

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2012-09-01T07:38:58Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{quote
|Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!
|Opening caption for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Directors.27_Cut|the full version of the Chris-Chan interview.]]}}
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2012-09-01T07:38:29Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{quote
|Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!
|Opening caption for [Chris-chan_Discusses...#Directors.27_Cut|the full version of the Chris-Chan interview.]}}
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2012-09-01T07:37:20Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{quote
|Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!
|Opening caption for [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris-chan_Discusses...#Directors.27_Cut|the full version of the Chris-Chan interview.]}}
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2012-09-01T07:36:26Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{quote
|Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

|Opening caption for [[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris-chan_Discusses...#Directors.27_Cut|the full version of the Chris-Chan interview.]]
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2012-09-01T07:35:27Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{quote
|Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!
|Opening caption for [[Chris-Chan Discusses#Director's Cut the full version of the Chris-Chan interview.]]
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Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-09-01T07:33:22Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-08-31T17:57:19Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Transcript */

Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-08-31T17:56:51Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Transcript */

Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-08-31T17:55:45Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Directors' Cut */ Incomplete, unformatted, but better than nothing.

Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-08-31T02:47:32Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: snark expunged. We're not ED.

R.L. Stine

2012-08-07T09:37:55Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: Truck v. Lorry and all that...

[[image:Stine.jpg|thumb|left|They even look the same GODDAMN!]]
[[File:506-100 0540.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris's attempt to draw R.L. Stine's books.]]
'''Robert Lawrence [[Jew|Stine]]''', famed author of the childrens' horror series ''Goosebumps'', is frequently cited by Chris as a major literary influence.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>

Whereas most children get over R.L Stine novels by age ten, having discovered meatier and more sophisticated fiction in line with their intellectual and emotional development, Chris remained an ardent fan of his work well into high school. Any inferences one may make from this are entirely correct.

==Mentions==

Chris saluted R.L Stine in his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] naming him as an "inspiration" in high school.

[[Image:RLSTINE.jpg|thumb|Christian posing as a harmless young boy with his favorite book.]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/r_l_stine.html R. L. Stine Quotes]

{{DEFAULTSORT:Stine, R.L.}}
[[Category:People]]

User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here

2012-07-11T07:39:26Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Hello, you've reached The Mad Butcher of (insert country here). Between my crazed murdering sprees in [DATA EXPUNGED] (a very pretty city, you should go there) my bi-monthly prostitute garottings in sleepy [CONFIDENTIAL], my weekly jog/decapitation out in the lovely town of [REDACTED], and my longtime favorite hobby, [OH DEAR GOD NO WE HAVE STANDARDS] out in scenic [CENSORED TO PRESERVE SANITY], I have been researching the story of this being you refer to as Mr. Chandler as a means to pass the time.

Okay, okay, I'll be serious. I am a musician, albeit one who uses a very loose definition of the term. I love odd music, in all its forms, ranging from bizarre genre conglomerates and stuff with no traceable roots to unique experiments and violent aural assaults. Put simply: Don't think anybody's heard of it? Come speak with me, I might have. 

My first Chris-Chan themed incident was in middle-school, circa spring of 2005. My middle school has Nintendo Power as part of its subscription, and I found his letter in one of the issues. At the time, I thought nothing of it, having no idea who the writer was. I didn't even think it was all that odd. What? I was just a kid.

Godspeed, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and may I live at least as long as you.

Here are my tags:
{{Agnostic}}
{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{Americunt}}
{{AssBurger}}
''(No, I'm not self-diagnosed, I swear.)''
{{ClydeCash}}
''(His David Tanny parodies are also good.)''
{{Evan}}
{{Ham}}
{{Hikikomori}}
{{JERK}}
{{LiquidChris}}
{{Observer}}
{{PS2}}
''(It makes a good DVD player.)''
{{Straight}}
{{Transcriber}}
''(Ya can't lose what ya never had.)''
{{Virgin with rage}}
''(What? I can't even legally drink yet.)''
{{VivianGee}}
''(She wrote [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|A Girl Who Brought Down the]]'' 
''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|World]], for fuck's sake!)''
{{White}}
{{Wii}}

Talk:28 October 2011

2012-07-11T07:36:09Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Sentencing */

{{Not A Forum}}
== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: I live 2 hours away, my company pays my gas, and if I am not too busy with a lady, I could attend this court hearing if given the proper location of the hearing. [[User:Dickbuns|Dickbuns]] 02:31, 26 February 2012 (PST)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Is it noteworthy enough to note that their arraignments (or the time that the defendants are told of their crimes and to take guilty or not guilty pleas) have come to pass and according to their records, they are listed as "continued" which in this case means that they probably pled "not guilty" and are now facing their day in court? The only other explanation of "continued" being listed that I found was this, "continued in court cases generally means that they (defendant) plead 'not guilty' or that a plea deal/plea bargain is in the works". I just thought it'd be a note worthy fact-- that they are either planning a deal, or that they think they are not guilty. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:46, 7 November 2011 (PST)
:The article is already rife with speculation, and until we see court documents or other documents - we don't know the exact circumstances surrounding the charges, the pleas given (if any), medical considerations or other reasons for deferral. I'd rather we waited until we could prove the reason for deferral under the "continued" reason before we document it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:10, 7 November 2011 (PST)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
:Oh yeah and come to think of it - we Eurofag dates - see [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#When_it_comes_to_dates.2C_be_a_Eurofag|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:06, 20 December 2011 (PST)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==Civil Charges==
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*Saw this on /cwc/, it says [http://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10150348599173564 here] a person was injured, it could have been Mike. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 22:56, 10 November 2011 (PST)
* We still await more concrete and reliable sources about the exact series of events. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:29, 11 November 2011 (PST)

==Chris's defense?==

Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris?

Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* No. As far as I can tell, Chris using trolls and/or the CWCki as a reason for violating a restraining order is not going to cut it. I know he used it with the last little incident, but any judge with half a brain stem would realize that it's less about internet bullies and more about a 29-year-old man who should know better just ''not getting it''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* High Functioning Autism wouldn't play a huge role here, simply because it's not a truly debilitating disorder these days, and there is no way a judge would even consider the argument that "trolls" made him do it.... Chris having trolls doesn't change the fact that he did something wrong and illegal. It'll actually be pretty hilarious if he tries to use this site for proof against trolls simply for the fact that there are a lot of things Chris himself has 'donated' to the site that could get him in even more trouble... for example: does Mr.Snyder know that Chris has stated, on the internet, that Snyder is a child molester and has potentially fiddled with his own kids? Yeah, that won't go over too well. The way things are looking, if Chris is found guilty of any of these; he'll see jail/prison time for sure (if only because he will be unable to pay his huge fees and fines) Barb is probably in the same boat. Sadly, another thing to point out is that if they have to get repo-ed to pay for anything, the county will finally have to deal with their horrendous hoarding problem and will probably condemn the house, just as Bob had feared. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:38, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*It all depends on how his lawyer wants to play it. Is Robert Bell acting as a PD for his pro bono work? Either way, I'd bet that either his lawyer is so blase in regards to the situation and/or so overwrought by his other cases that he'll just advise Chris to plead guilty with mitigating circumstances (autism, grief, etc.), or, it's always possible that Robert Bell's a total shark who'll get Chris off with a slap on the wrist, yet again. Of course, there's always the possibility that he'll be committed.
I know Chris and Barb have four cars (one of which is a Jag according to one of the Kacey calls) so they could hock those for some CWC cash (see that thing I did?), and lord knows that Chris and Barb probably have at least, AT LEAST, $2000 worth of useless shit lying around their house, but, somehow, I'm in doubt that Barb'll be able to rouse Chris off of his ass for long enough to get him to help her (and himself).
I've got to admit, I feel sort of sorry for Chris and Barb. Bob just died and lord knows that you never know what you have until it's gone. Their actions are inexcusable, yeah, but still, it's horrible that things have to end this way, if that's what ends up happening. I was, I guess naively, hoping that something would seep through Chris's skull and he'd just gracefully leave the internet and take some steps to improve himself, but it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen. He should thank God that's he's not going to be going to prison if he does have to be incarcerated. He'd get passed around like fucking candy there.

tl;dr Chris is fucked any-which-way [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:18, 6 November 2011 (PST)

: It's worse than that. If Chris is foolish enough to reference this site, he's going to be pointing the court toward evidence that he has no regrets on this incident, since the first thing he did after getting out of jail was to crow about his crimes here. Any decent prosecutor would then dig up his youtube videos, handily linked throughout the site, and reveal that he's got a history of antisocial behavior, the most recent threats and attempted extortion only just predating his father's passing (and thereby casting doubt on grounds for his recent grief).

: His best chance is an insanity plea, which is difficult to prove on people who can communicate more clearly then Chris can. Ironically, the clearest indicators -- his beliefs that his creations are real -- may come off as so ludicrous that the plea might get dismissed.

: Failing that, he'll be extremely lucky to get a plea bargain down to some serious community service and probation. Unfortunately for him, his history with Snyder in specific shows how extraordinarily lenient everyone's already been. Any decent prosecutor will insist on such as part of their arguments, and should Chris' previous proud attempts at vehicular assault enter play, he's almost certainly going to have jail time as part of a plea. Even disregarding that, though, I'd be surprised if Chris actually made any efforts should he get probation and community service, as his history shows he'd ignore both, forcing the issue of jail time.

: Sadly enough, that's actually the extent of the good news for him. The bad news is that Chris' pride and arrogance may lead him to refuse any such pleas -- in his mind, he's neither insane nor has any of his behavior ever been anything less than justified -- and worse, he may even try to represent himself. Should that happen, his only real shot is to have Barb legally declare him as incompetent. While at first blush that sounds like it'd lead to him getting off on insanity after all, it'd rely primarily on Barb's testimony to go through -- and Barb's already supported him enough to be his accomplice.

: The primary factors now on whether Chris is going to jail are his county's prison system, his prosecutor's diligence, and how much ridiculous bullshit Chris serves up in his own defense. If he acts out in court, continues his libelous antics outside of it, or submits anything damaging in his "defense," he screws himself to oblivion. Hell, if Snyder comes here, or if someone contacts him and points him our way, the prosecution would have a field day.

: Quite frankly, this is so stacked against him I'm almost of a mind Barb did this intentionally to try to get the state to take custody of him before she dies, too, sad as it is to say.

: [[User:Kestrel|Kestrel]] 00:25, 7 November 2011 (PST)

*None of this is really relevant to the article, so next person who contributes something that doesn't relate to this article gets banned. You can talk about it elsewhere like on [http://cwcki.yuku.com our forums].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Article Title and Redirects==

We need to get a more fitting title set up as well as some redirects. I'm not sure how, exactly... But something like "Arrest" for a redirect. My creative juices are currently burnt out so I leave this all up to you for tonight.
:The subsection regarding the incident on the GAMe PLACe page called it "Strike Three, You're Out!" Something along those lines, perhaps?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:16, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:We are a Wiki at the end of the day - and it's less about getting a "fitting" or amusing title, and more about getting a sensible one. I chose this one based on other articles about specific events (mostly significant videos that were not given a particularly unique name by Chris). "Keep It Simple" is the golden rule here, so any renames should be both simple and yet, unique enough for people to be easily able to find it. I'm totally open to better suggestions for the article title though, as I said near the top of this discussion page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:17, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Where==
Did someone know exactly where the trial will take place (ie some court on Chalottesville i presume)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 10:25, 7 November 2011
*[http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit/Charlottesville/home.html Charlottesville Circuit Court] most likely? The circuit court has jurisdiction over all felonies and that is where a jury trial would be held. Unfortunately on their [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html case lookup] page, that court isn't in the list. [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 09:55, 8 November 2011 (PST)
*Considering that the charges are filed under "Charlottesville General District Court" I'm gonna guess thats where things are going down. --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 10:49, 8 November 2011 (PST)

== Chris's Account ==

Is it worth mentioning anything about this "CWC Michael Snyder Interview"? I looked it up on youtube and it's originally from 2010; so it's not really recent, nor does it pertain to anything Chris is talking about. He doesn't even say he wants to lore Chris into the Place; he actually says "We have a Pokemon Tournament the 22nd, I really hope Chris doesn't try to show up... That'd be really bad." I guess what I'm getting at is this: would it be worth putting in a small summary about the video Chris is saying will get him off the hook? Or do we just leave it and if people want to see it they can look it up themselves? (I really wish we could get Mr. Snyder's accounts of the happenings as well, just to compare the two.) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 9 November 2011 (PST)

I removed that section since it isn't 100% confirmed to be Chris yet (and in the case he does - he reads the Wiki). If it gets re-added I'd say just link it and add a Wiki page if there isn't already. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:15, 9 November 2011 (PST)

== Removed the email ==

I went ahead and removed the halfsie-confirmed email I posted in the forums, since it's not fully confirmed to be by Chris and just not someone from Inner/PVCC in-the-know (and for the agent's sake). Just reverse if nobody gives a fuck. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:11, 9 November 2011 (PST)
* I do believe that someone said "Tito and champthom just confirmed that some events match up". So maybe keep it but add some kind of disclaimer saying we don't have Christian Weston Chandler's confirmation; but some highly reliable sources can confirm that events match up?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:52, 9 November 2011 (PST)

Either way, the fact that Chris reads the Wiki remains and leaving the email up compromises a field agent, and genereal consensus is on the forums (in that topic) is that we keep it down until later. PVCC trolls have also asked that it doesn't go up yet on /cwc/. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 16:19, 9 November 2011 (PST)

*There is truth to it, I will tell you that, but I'd prefer it if someone can say something solid about it as in "This is from Chris 100%." I suppose we could leave it with a disclaimer that "According to Tito, this is true" so people can interpret it however they'd like, but I'd prefer that we wait until we can get a solid confirmation about it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:50, 9 November 2011 (PST)

** I'm more concerned with it impacting operations. I don't want to interfere with any plans already in play... I say keep it down until we get confirmation that saga is over --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:22, 9 November 2011 (PST)

We do get information such as emails from offical channels, so I support the motion to omit the material that was added from the article for the timebeing until we are sure of a reliable source. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:50, 10 November 2011 (PST)
:This is still our stance for now - we await further verifiable evidence that this account is verbatim what Chris said. /cwc/ and ED are not reliable enough sources. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:29, 17 November 2011 (PST)

== End of the world ==

If Chris is sentenced in December 2011, next month, that means that if he receives the minimum sentence for his felony count, that means that he will get out of prison on December 2012, the same time that the world is supposed to end. How interesting. --[[User:TheJerk|TheJerk]] 12:56, 12 November 2011 (PST)
:Eh - it's sort of interesting in a theoretical way. Speaking of theories - they don't belong on article talk pages. Please use the links at the top of this talk page to find better places for pointing out or discussing similar things. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:48, 12 November 2011 (PST)

== GAME PLACe ==

The PLACe has changed names now, should we be using the new name in this article I think so, or ate least referred to as "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (Formorly The GAMe PLACe)" for accuracy
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 13:44, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:I think in this case, similar to Chris' vs Chris's, established convention ought to take precedence over accuracy. I don't think the majority of people would know what "Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys" is, and I don't think there's much need for them to know the new name. The rename probably deserves a mention in the relevant article, but I don't think everything needs to be readjusted. If Chris ever starts referring to the store explicitly by its new name, renaming things might make it easier on readers, but until then, I don't think it's really beneficial. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 13:52, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:*Totally agree Freecell. It definitely should be mentioned in the article, but a name change would just complicate things. And for some reason, I have a really weird feeling that Chris would never call it anything other than "The PLACe". --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:51, 22 November 2011 (PST)

== Court Liaison??? ==

Is there anybody who is planning on going to the courthouse on December 15th in order to document Chris and Snorlax's appearances for us? Perhaps a live blog of the proceedings would be in order? Just saying. --[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 20:56, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*Check the CWCki Forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:03, 12 December 2011 (PST)

== Rob Bell article needed ==

We need to have an article here on the CWCki about Bell's involvement in the court cases. His involvement in all this is too minor for the other sites. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:01, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:All we know about him is that he's representing Chris in court. Unless there's more info out there (such as why he's representing Chris; was he court-appointed or hired by Barb) then I don't see why we should give him his own article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:38, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:We already deleted an article that was created for Rob Bell as we currently don't have enough information on him* to warrant a solo article. For now, any things about him relevant to this case can be documented on this article.
:(*and no, this isn't a call for people to go digging for information on him - we should keep all details on the CWCki related to either Chris or the court case.) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:09, 20 December 2011 (PST)
::we know this:
::"Rob Bell is an honors graduate of the University of Virginia and the University of Virginia Law School. At the Law School, Mr. Bell served as the Executive Editor of the Virginia Law Review and was selected for the Order of the Coif.

::Mr. Bell served for five years as a state prosecutor in Orange County, Virginia. During this time he prosecuted thousands of criminal and traffic cases.

::In 2001, Mr. Bell was elected to the Virginia General Assembly as the Delegate from the 58th District. As Delegate, he serves on the Courts for Justice Committee and the Virginia State Crime Commission. He has authored numerous criminal laws, including laws dealing with drunk driving, sex crimes, and criminal procedure.

::Mr. Bell joined Davidson & Kitzmann in 2005 and tries cases in all state and federal courts.

::His wife, his son Robbie, and his daughter Evelyn live in Albemarle County."
::http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm
::and this http://www.nbc29.com/story/16202740/rob-bell-enters-attorney-general-race [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::Cool. Anything on him relevant to Chris? No? Well okay then. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:17, 20 December 2011 (PST)

::::He is Chris's lawyer, he deserves a stub. more info will come.. The actual trial should give us some information. besides http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ShortPages [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:50, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::::No he doesn't - not a this time. I have spoken. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== Does this saga have a name? ==

If not i would call it the "Attack on C-Ville (or CWC-Ville) saga.. Is this even a saga? it certainly meets what i would think are the criteria. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:14, 3 January 2012 (PST)
* I'd say it's a part of the ongoing GAMe PLACe Saga. --[[User:SonichuLives|SonichuLives]] 13:32, 3 January 2012 (PST)
** ok the reason i ask is that the graphic for the saga page (and the page itself) needs to be updated to include 2012 stuff[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:49, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== So what happened on Jan 5? ==

--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 17:06, 6 January 2012 (PST)

== Protection Order ==

Should it be mentioned in the article what the Protection Order does? Or should we just link it to a definition? A Protection Order for Snyder means that Chris will no longer (for the duration of the order) visit Snyder's place of business, Chris will no longer be able to talk with Snyder, he will no longer be allowed to threaten Snyder in any way (even through internet means), and he will not be able to basically do anything else that involves Snyder (this includes using his name on sites like Facebook). IF Chris is caught doing any of these prohibited things, it can be considered a civil OR criminal offense and Chris will be given a jail/prison sentence along with a fine. I'm thinking this is a very important development for the Chris/Snyder relationship; but I'm not sure if we should directly reference the Protection Order in this article. Thoughts? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:59, 6 April 2012 (PDT)

*That would depend on what priorities take precedence. We could: 1. elaborate rather deeply on the subject and inform CWCki readers right now; or 2. wager Chris and/or Barb don't know about what is entailed, and omit this information in hopes that these penalties will be realized. I personally favor the former myself. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 15:10, 6 April 2012 (PDT)

== Time to split ==

This article either needs a new name, or its time to split it. October 28 2011 has long past and the events of THAT day are DONE. This article seemed like the best place to have all the court info at first but with all the continuances and stuff happening between then and now, this has become more of a saga and i think it should be treated as such. 'Court Saga' is a better name, its more open and less date specific. This article spans 7 months yet it bears as its title a single date in October of 2011. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:55, 10 April 2012 (PDT)
: Nothing has been done about this yet, i suggest that the event be given a name and that information about this event be split. One page for the events of that day (this one) and a second page that outlines the court the entire situation. Otherwise it may be easier to just rename this article to something that is more fitting for a page that deals with more than just one date. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 11:16, 11 April 2012 (PDT)
So do it. --[[User:Mr Derp|Mr Derp]] 12:03, 11 April 2012 (PDT)
:* my thoughts don't mean shit...but here it goes. 1) if it bothers you that much that the title of this article says 28 October 2011 because, as you said, this has gone over 7 months now; than change it. If someone else doesn't like it, they'll change it... and those that don't care will just leave it be. 2) Personally, I think it should just stay 28 October 2011 because that's what it is... Now, I'm going to go into a dangerous road here, but please, don't take offense. 9/11 (for example) is the day thousands died; yet it is still commonly known as 9/11 or September 11th. It's not 9/11/01, and not usually September 11th, 2001. It's also not called, The Day Planes Hit The Twin Towers And The Pentagon And A Place Near A Farm And Thousands Died (Saga);. It's just not, and again, I'm not trying to start something, I'm just using 9/11 as an example that sometimes things are known simply because the DATE itself was important, not just the days/months/years that came with it... I really think that this 28 October 2011 should be left as it is because that's what it will be known for... the day Chris will finally have to pay the piper (so to speak). "Court Saga" doesn't really sound good simply because this isn't the first time Chris has gone to Court, so unless we insert the other event as well...it just won't work. Would you leave stuff dealing with Ivy or Jackie out of their Sagas? Probably not. I dunno, this is long winded and probably a lot "forum"-y talk, but that's what I think.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:28, 11 April 2012 (PDT)

I'm gonna change the name [[User:Dangdirtylols|Dangdirtylols]] 13:27, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
Once I work out how o do it.. [[User:Dangdirtylols|Dangdirtylols]] 13:29, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
:Moving, splitting, and merging are things only admins can do. Trying to move it manually would remove the page history, and so would be reverted quickly. You'll have to wait. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 23:49, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
==Sentencing==
Where did the details regarding Chris and Barb's sentencing come from? I saw it on Da Update and moved the info over from there.--[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 00:35, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

Talk:28 October 2011

2012-07-11T07:35:45Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

{{Not A Forum}}
== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: I live 2 hours away, my company pays my gas, and if I am not too busy with a lady, I could attend this court hearing if given the proper location of the hearing. [[User:Dickbuns|Dickbuns]] 02:31, 26 February 2012 (PST)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Is it noteworthy enough to note that their arraignments (or the time that the defendants are told of their crimes and to take guilty or not guilty pleas) have come to pass and according to their records, they are listed as "continued" which in this case means that they probably pled "not guilty" and are now facing their day in court? The only other explanation of "continued" being listed that I found was this, "continued in court cases generally means that they (defendant) plead 'not guilty' or that a plea deal/plea bargain is in the works". I just thought it'd be a note worthy fact-- that they are either planning a deal, or that they think they are not guilty. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:46, 7 November 2011 (PST)
:The article is already rife with speculation, and until we see court documents or other documents - we don't know the exact circumstances surrounding the charges, the pleas given (if any), medical considerations or other reasons for deferral. I'd rather we waited until we could prove the reason for deferral under the "continued" reason before we document it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:10, 7 November 2011 (PST)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
:Oh yeah and come to think of it - we Eurofag dates - see [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#When_it_comes_to_dates.2C_be_a_Eurofag|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:06, 20 December 2011 (PST)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==Civil Charges==
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*Saw this on /cwc/, it says [http://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10150348599173564 here] a person was injured, it could have been Mike. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 22:56, 10 November 2011 (PST)
* We still await more concrete and reliable sources about the exact series of events. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:29, 11 November 2011 (PST)

==Chris's defense?==

Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris?

Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* No. As far as I can tell, Chris using trolls and/or the CWCki as a reason for violating a restraining order is not going to cut it. I know he used it with the last little incident, but any judge with half a brain stem would realize that it's less about internet bullies and more about a 29-year-old man who should know better just ''not getting it''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* High Functioning Autism wouldn't play a huge role here, simply because it's not a truly debilitating disorder these days, and there is no way a judge would even consider the argument that "trolls" made him do it.... Chris having trolls doesn't change the fact that he did something wrong and illegal. It'll actually be pretty hilarious if he tries to use this site for proof against trolls simply for the fact that there are a lot of things Chris himself has 'donated' to the site that could get him in even more trouble... for example: does Mr.Snyder know that Chris has stated, on the internet, that Snyder is a child molester and has potentially fiddled with his own kids? Yeah, that won't go over too well. The way things are looking, if Chris is found guilty of any of these; he'll see jail/prison time for sure (if only because he will be unable to pay his huge fees and fines) Barb is probably in the same boat. Sadly, another thing to point out is that if they have to get repo-ed to pay for anything, the county will finally have to deal with their horrendous hoarding problem and will probably condemn the house, just as Bob had feared. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:38, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*It all depends on how his lawyer wants to play it. Is Robert Bell acting as a PD for his pro bono work? Either way, I'd bet that either his lawyer is so blase in regards to the situation and/or so overwrought by his other cases that he'll just advise Chris to plead guilty with mitigating circumstances (autism, grief, etc.), or, it's always possible that Robert Bell's a total shark who'll get Chris off with a slap on the wrist, yet again. Of course, there's always the possibility that he'll be committed.
I know Chris and Barb have four cars (one of which is a Jag according to one of the Kacey calls) so they could hock those for some CWC cash (see that thing I did?), and lord knows that Chris and Barb probably have at least, AT LEAST, $2000 worth of useless shit lying around their house, but, somehow, I'm in doubt that Barb'll be able to rouse Chris off of his ass for long enough to get him to help her (and himself).
I've got to admit, I feel sort of sorry for Chris and Barb. Bob just died and lord knows that you never know what you have until it's gone. Their actions are inexcusable, yeah, but still, it's horrible that things have to end this way, if that's what ends up happening. I was, I guess naively, hoping that something would seep through Chris's skull and he'd just gracefully leave the internet and take some steps to improve himself, but it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen. He should thank God that's he's not going to be going to prison if he does have to be incarcerated. He'd get passed around like fucking candy there.

tl;dr Chris is fucked any-which-way [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:18, 6 November 2011 (PST)

: It's worse than that. If Chris is foolish enough to reference this site, he's going to be pointing the court toward evidence that he has no regrets on this incident, since the first thing he did after getting out of jail was to crow about his crimes here. Any decent prosecutor would then dig up his youtube videos, handily linked throughout the site, and reveal that he's got a history of antisocial behavior, the most recent threats and attempted extortion only just predating his father's passing (and thereby casting doubt on grounds for his recent grief).

: His best chance is an insanity plea, which is difficult to prove on people who can communicate more clearly then Chris can. Ironically, the clearest indicators -- his beliefs that his creations are real -- may come off as so ludicrous that the plea might get dismissed.

: Failing that, he'll be extremely lucky to get a plea bargain down to some serious community service and probation. Unfortunately for him, his history with Snyder in specific shows how extraordinarily lenient everyone's already been. Any decent prosecutor will insist on such as part of their arguments, and should Chris' previous proud attempts at vehicular assault enter play, he's almost certainly going to have jail time as part of a plea. Even disregarding that, though, I'd be surprised if Chris actually made any efforts should he get probation and community service, as his history shows he'd ignore both, forcing the issue of jail time.

: Sadly enough, that's actually the extent of the good news for him. The bad news is that Chris' pride and arrogance may lead him to refuse any such pleas -- in his mind, he's neither insane nor has any of his behavior ever been anything less than justified -- and worse, he may even try to represent himself. Should that happen, his only real shot is to have Barb legally declare him as incompetent. While at first blush that sounds like it'd lead to him getting off on insanity after all, it'd rely primarily on Barb's testimony to go through -- and Barb's already supported him enough to be his accomplice.

: The primary factors now on whether Chris is going to jail are his county's prison system, his prosecutor's diligence, and how much ridiculous bullshit Chris serves up in his own defense. If he acts out in court, continues his libelous antics outside of it, or submits anything damaging in his "defense," he screws himself to oblivion. Hell, if Snyder comes here, or if someone contacts him and points him our way, the prosecution would have a field day.

: Quite frankly, this is so stacked against him I'm almost of a mind Barb did this intentionally to try to get the state to take custody of him before she dies, too, sad as it is to say.

: [[User:Kestrel|Kestrel]] 00:25, 7 November 2011 (PST)

*None of this is really relevant to the article, so next person who contributes something that doesn't relate to this article gets banned. You can talk about it elsewhere like on [http://cwcki.yuku.com our forums].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Article Title and Redirects==

We need to get a more fitting title set up as well as some redirects. I'm not sure how, exactly... But something like "Arrest" for a redirect. My creative juices are currently burnt out so I leave this all up to you for tonight.
:The subsection regarding the incident on the GAMe PLACe page called it "Strike Three, You're Out!" Something along those lines, perhaps?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:16, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:We are a Wiki at the end of the day - and it's less about getting a "fitting" or amusing title, and more about getting a sensible one. I chose this one based on other articles about specific events (mostly significant videos that were not given a particularly unique name by Chris). "Keep It Simple" is the golden rule here, so any renames should be both simple and yet, unique enough for people to be easily able to find it. I'm totally open to better suggestions for the article title though, as I said near the top of this discussion page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:17, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Where==
Did someone know exactly where the trial will take place (ie some court on Chalottesville i presume)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 10:25, 7 November 2011
*[http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit/Charlottesville/home.html Charlottesville Circuit Court] most likely? The circuit court has jurisdiction over all felonies and that is where a jury trial would be held. Unfortunately on their [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html case lookup] page, that court isn't in the list. [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 09:55, 8 November 2011 (PST)
*Considering that the charges are filed under "Charlottesville General District Court" I'm gonna guess thats where things are going down. --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 10:49, 8 November 2011 (PST)

== Chris's Account ==

Is it worth mentioning anything about this "CWC Michael Snyder Interview"? I looked it up on youtube and it's originally from 2010; so it's not really recent, nor does it pertain to anything Chris is talking about. He doesn't even say he wants to lore Chris into the Place; he actually says "We have a Pokemon Tournament the 22nd, I really hope Chris doesn't try to show up... That'd be really bad." I guess what I'm getting at is this: would it be worth putting in a small summary about the video Chris is saying will get him off the hook? Or do we just leave it and if people want to see it they can look it up themselves? (I really wish we could get Mr. Snyder's accounts of the happenings as well, just to compare the two.) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 9 November 2011 (PST)

I removed that section since it isn't 100% confirmed to be Chris yet (and in the case he does - he reads the Wiki). If it gets re-added I'd say just link it and add a Wiki page if there isn't already. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:15, 9 November 2011 (PST)

== Removed the email ==

I went ahead and removed the halfsie-confirmed email I posted in the forums, since it's not fully confirmed to be by Chris and just not someone from Inner/PVCC in-the-know (and for the agent's sake). Just reverse if nobody gives a fuck. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:11, 9 November 2011 (PST)
* I do believe that someone said "Tito and champthom just confirmed that some events match up". So maybe keep it but add some kind of disclaimer saying we don't have Christian Weston Chandler's confirmation; but some highly reliable sources can confirm that events match up?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:52, 9 November 2011 (PST)

Either way, the fact that Chris reads the Wiki remains and leaving the email up compromises a field agent, and genereal consensus is on the forums (in that topic) is that we keep it down until later. PVCC trolls have also asked that it doesn't go up yet on /cwc/. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 16:19, 9 November 2011 (PST)

*There is truth to it, I will tell you that, but I'd prefer it if someone can say something solid about it as in "This is from Chris 100%." I suppose we could leave it with a disclaimer that "According to Tito, this is true" so people can interpret it however they'd like, but I'd prefer that we wait until we can get a solid confirmation about it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:50, 9 November 2011 (PST)

** I'm more concerned with it impacting operations. I don't want to interfere with any plans already in play... I say keep it down until we get confirmation that saga is over --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:22, 9 November 2011 (PST)

We do get information such as emails from offical channels, so I support the motion to omit the material that was added from the article for the timebeing until we are sure of a reliable source. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:50, 10 November 2011 (PST)
:This is still our stance for now - we await further verifiable evidence that this account is verbatim what Chris said. /cwc/ and ED are not reliable enough sources. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:29, 17 November 2011 (PST)

== End of the world ==

If Chris is sentenced in December 2011, next month, that means that if he receives the minimum sentence for his felony count, that means that he will get out of prison on December 2012, the same time that the world is supposed to end. How interesting. --[[User:TheJerk|TheJerk]] 12:56, 12 November 2011 (PST)
:Eh - it's sort of interesting in a theoretical way. Speaking of theories - they don't belong on article talk pages. Please use the links at the top of this talk page to find better places for pointing out or discussing similar things. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:48, 12 November 2011 (PST)

== GAME PLACe ==

The PLACe has changed names now, should we be using the new name in this article I think so, or ate least referred to as "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (Formorly The GAMe PLACe)" for accuracy
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 13:44, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:I think in this case, similar to Chris' vs Chris's, established convention ought to take precedence over accuracy. I don't think the majority of people would know what "Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys" is, and I don't think there's much need for them to know the new name. The rename probably deserves a mention in the relevant article, but I don't think everything needs to be readjusted. If Chris ever starts referring to the store explicitly by its new name, renaming things might make it easier on readers, but until then, I don't think it's really beneficial. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 13:52, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:*Totally agree Freecell. It definitely should be mentioned in the article, but a name change would just complicate things. And for some reason, I have a really weird feeling that Chris would never call it anything other than "The PLACe". --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:51, 22 November 2011 (PST)

== Court Liaison??? ==

Is there anybody who is planning on going to the courthouse on December 15th in order to document Chris and Snorlax's appearances for us? Perhaps a live blog of the proceedings would be in order? Just saying. --[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 20:56, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*Check the CWCki Forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:03, 12 December 2011 (PST)

== Rob Bell article needed ==

We need to have an article here on the CWCki about Bell's involvement in the court cases. His involvement in all this is too minor for the other sites. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:01, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:All we know about him is that he's representing Chris in court. Unless there's more info out there (such as why he's representing Chris; was he court-appointed or hired by Barb) then I don't see why we should give him his own article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:38, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:We already deleted an article that was created for Rob Bell as we currently don't have enough information on him* to warrant a solo article. For now, any things about him relevant to this case can be documented on this article.
:(*and no, this isn't a call for people to go digging for information on him - we should keep all details on the CWCki related to either Chris or the court case.) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:09, 20 December 2011 (PST)
::we know this:
::"Rob Bell is an honors graduate of the University of Virginia and the University of Virginia Law School. At the Law School, Mr. Bell served as the Executive Editor of the Virginia Law Review and was selected for the Order of the Coif.

::Mr. Bell served for five years as a state prosecutor in Orange County, Virginia. During this time he prosecuted thousands of criminal and traffic cases.

::In 2001, Mr. Bell was elected to the Virginia General Assembly as the Delegate from the 58th District. As Delegate, he serves on the Courts for Justice Committee and the Virginia State Crime Commission. He has authored numerous criminal laws, including laws dealing with drunk driving, sex crimes, and criminal procedure.

::Mr. Bell joined Davidson & Kitzmann in 2005 and tries cases in all state and federal courts.

::His wife, his son Robbie, and his daughter Evelyn live in Albemarle County."
::http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm
::and this http://www.nbc29.com/story/16202740/rob-bell-enters-attorney-general-race [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::Cool. Anything on him relevant to Chris? No? Well okay then. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:17, 20 December 2011 (PST)

::::He is Chris's lawyer, he deserves a stub. more info will come.. The actual trial should give us some information. besides http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ShortPages [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:50, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::::No he doesn't - not a this time. I have spoken. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== Does this saga have a name? ==

If not i would call it the "Attack on C-Ville (or CWC-Ville) saga.. Is this even a saga? it certainly meets what i would think are the criteria. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:14, 3 January 2012 (PST)
* I'd say it's a part of the ongoing GAMe PLACe Saga. --[[User:SonichuLives|SonichuLives]] 13:32, 3 January 2012 (PST)
** ok the reason i ask is that the graphic for the saga page (and the page itself) needs to be updated to include 2012 stuff[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:49, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== So what happened on Jan 5? ==

--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 17:06, 6 January 2012 (PST)

== Protection Order ==

Should it be mentioned in the article what the Protection Order does? Or should we just link it to a definition? A Protection Order for Snyder means that Chris will no longer (for the duration of the order) visit Snyder's place of business, Chris will no longer be able to talk with Snyder, he will no longer be allowed to threaten Snyder in any way (even through internet means), and he will not be able to basically do anything else that involves Snyder (this includes using his name on sites like Facebook). IF Chris is caught doing any of these prohibited things, it can be considered a civil OR criminal offense and Chris will be given a jail/prison sentence along with a fine. I'm thinking this is a very important development for the Chris/Snyder relationship; but I'm not sure if we should directly reference the Protection Order in this article. Thoughts? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:59, 6 April 2012 (PDT)

*That would depend on what priorities take precedence. We could: 1. elaborate rather deeply on the subject and inform CWCki readers right now; or 2. wager Chris and/or Barb don't know about what is entailed, and omit this information in hopes that these penalties will be realized. I personally favor the former myself. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 15:10, 6 April 2012 (PDT)

== Time to split ==

This article either needs a new name, or its time to split it. October 28 2011 has long past and the events of THAT day are DONE. This article seemed like the best place to have all the court info at first but with all the continuances and stuff happening between then and now, this has become more of a saga and i think it should be treated as such. 'Court Saga' is a better name, its more open and less date specific. This article spans 7 months yet it bears as its title a single date in October of 2011. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:55, 10 April 2012 (PDT)
: Nothing has been done about this yet, i suggest that the event be given a name and that information about this event be split. One page for the events of that day (this one) and a second page that outlines the court the entire situation. Otherwise it may be easier to just rename this article to something that is more fitting for a page that deals with more than just one date. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 11:16, 11 April 2012 (PDT)
So do it. --[[User:Mr Derp|Mr Derp]] 12:03, 11 April 2012 (PDT)
:* my thoughts don't mean shit...but here it goes. 1) if it bothers you that much that the title of this article says 28 October 2011 because, as you said, this has gone over 7 months now; than change it. If someone else doesn't like it, they'll change it... and those that don't care will just leave it be. 2) Personally, I think it should just stay 28 October 2011 because that's what it is... Now, I'm going to go into a dangerous road here, but please, don't take offense. 9/11 (for example) is the day thousands died; yet it is still commonly known as 9/11 or September 11th. It's not 9/11/01, and not usually September 11th, 2001. It's also not called, The Day Planes Hit The Twin Towers And The Pentagon And A Place Near A Farm And Thousands Died (Saga);. It's just not, and again, I'm not trying to start something, I'm just using 9/11 as an example that sometimes things are known simply because the DATE itself was important, not just the days/months/years that came with it... I really think that this 28 October 2011 should be left as it is because that's what it will be known for... the day Chris will finally have to pay the piper (so to speak). "Court Saga" doesn't really sound good simply because this isn't the first time Chris has gone to Court, so unless we insert the other event as well...it just won't work. Would you leave stuff dealing with Ivy or Jackie out of their Sagas? Probably not. I dunno, this is long winded and probably a lot "forum"-y talk, but that's what I think.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:28, 11 April 2012 (PDT)

I'm gonna change the name [[User:Dangdirtylols|Dangdirtylols]] 13:27, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
Once I work out how o do it.. [[User:Dangdirtylols|Dangdirtylols]] 13:29, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
:Moving, splitting, and merging are things only admins can do. Trying to move it manually would remove the page history, and so would be reverted quickly. You'll have to wait. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 23:49, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
==Sentencing==
Where did the details regarding Chris and Barb's sentencing come from? I saw it on Da Update and moved the info over from there.[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 00:35, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

Talk:28 October 2011

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28 October 2011

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[[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerks|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and [...] a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October<ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=323013&searchType=offender</ref><ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=125674&searchType=offender</ref>, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System] & [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html Charlottesville City Circuit Online Case Information]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on both felony charges.
* 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. [[Wikipedia:Nolle prosequi|Nolle prosequi]] on the trespass and assault; the failure to stop goes to Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on the felony charge.
* 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.

== Civil suit ==
Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.
The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM.

Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January 2012 at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.

Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.<ref>http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf</ref>

On 5 April, Snyder was awarded full Protection Orders against both Chris and Barbara. A Protection Order can last up to two years and violation of the Protection Order can result in both civil and criminal charges.

== Aftermath ==
[[File:Card.PNG|thumb|Chris's only chance.]]

On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris taunted Snyder for his [[obesity]] and claimed that he molests children.

In the February Facebook leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the so-called "Officers of the Badge"' as opposed only to those in colors other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the Game Place a "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by "hiding and weaving around the parked cars" and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].

Following the arraignments, the two were sentenced. Both defendants had to pay Snyder's medical bills. In addition: Barbara got community service and two years of probation. Chris, however was sentenced with community service, one year of probation, and mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation, plus jail time if unless he complies.

==Email?==
Someone purporting to be in contact with Chris leaked an email, supposedly from Chris himself, shedding some light on the events of October 28. While the validity of the email is disputed, [[Surfshack Tito]] confirmed on [[/cwc/]] that the events of October 28 are basically the same as that described in the email.

{{quotebox|1=
I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked
to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as "C-Ville Game & Hobby" (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative).

So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van.

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".

I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now.

That's the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it'll probably be on the same day as my mother's.

We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on.

Stay Safe, REDACTED,

Christian W. Chandler<ref>http://pastebin.com/Tm9EMppU</ref>
}}

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris
File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara
File:PO-BARB.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Barb.
File:PO-CHRIS.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Chris.
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.
File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)
File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]

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*10 [[July 2012|July]] - Chris and [[Barb]] are [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] on [[28 October 2011|felony charges]] and sentenced.
*27 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] status, listing all the things he wants "Damn [[troll]]s" to quit doing to him. He also posts the picture of a [[niggos|black woman]] who he claims has given him a "difficult time". He then posts an angry update demanding the trolls stop harassing him and ends his Facebook escapade by explaining to [[Anna]] why he can't change his phone number.
*25 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris updates his [[Twitter]] to talk about [[My Little Pony]] youtube videos.
*23 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] status, declaring his fragile emotional state and (yet again) blaming trolls for it.
*10 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris claims that he will donate the money he earned from his [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lemonade Stand]] to charity.
*4 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts in [[Facebook]] again, claiming that there was no [[Charlottesville]] Poster Campaign. He also makes an angry [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] greeting before changing it back again.

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{{quote|I can NOT change my number... it is on my business cards... I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them.
|Chris, [[Facebook#Hey.21_Damn_trolls.21|explaining why he won't change his phone number]] to [[Anna McLerran|Anna]].}}
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Talk:Facebook

2012-06-26T06:16:19Z

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==To Do==
*archive the messages on a separate page ([[Facebook messages]] works)
*maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
*include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
* A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's [[Facebook messages]] and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

==Collapsible gallery==

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

*A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

* Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

* I am a wikifag. See [[Template:Collapsible]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?==
I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== He's still using Facebook ==

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

*LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)
Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

*What about [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426003596 this one?] --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
# "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
# Uses an old picture everyone has
# "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
# Talking about Skyrim without a computer
Not Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

*This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 [[User:frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]]

*That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

*Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

*Looks like the page has been deleted. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

*One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)
*There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Caring, Sweet, Honest
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Social Drinker or non-alcoholic
-Upfront
-No STDs
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)
::I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Closed/Privatized ==

I can no longer find his account under chrischansonichu@aol.com; he has either closed it or listed it to private. He had a 'facebook friend' named Kim Wilson who is still listed though. Should it be mentioned in the article that as of Valentines day Chris no longer had a visible facebook page? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:26, 15 February 2012 (PST)

==Recent leaks==

As stated previously by the February 2012 page, some screencaps of Chris Facebook wall have been leaked, can we put it on the article or is it too early (a risk of Chris seeing them and leave the internet)--
ADDENDUM : The file name are Chfb1.png to Chfb4.png (uploaded by a user named Westbound)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 13:02, 17 February 2012 (PST)

I doubt anyone would mind you adding them as long as they don't make it on the update right away. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 08:53, 23 February 2012 (PST)

== Something Fishy ==

All of the recent posts on FB seem odd
The writing seems forced and the content seems to perfect.

Im wondering if this is the act of trolls. Especially the "going back to fashion square with my sign" posts. it just seems like the work of a troll or Chris trying to be a troll. In light of the severity of the court cases and the fact that christian was on a FB hiatus that was possibly due to his lawyers direction, i am in severe doubt as to the genuineness of the recent posts. I understand that came from the TRUE and HONEST CWC account but it just seems... fishy... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:26, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
*Canine has confirmed it. Cogs has confirmed it. Anna is friends with the account, and we all know that Anna and the inner circle don't agree with each other. There is no reason to doubt that this account belongs to Chris. Also, Chris's writing has always seemed forced and anything new about him is always unbelievable at first.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 11:34, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
** I don't think slimz was doubting that the account was Chris's, I think slimz was insinuating that these accounts are "100%" Chris. (Either by hack or by assistance) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:05, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
* Chris is probably trying to goad da trollz into a mall confrontation, complete with curse-ye-ha-me-has. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:44, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
**I'll admit I think it's all a bit odd but then who knows what is going through Chris's mind at this stage. He seems to be viewing himself as a master troll given the screencaps of the forums and what not. Who knows what he wants. --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 07:22, 29 April 2012 (PDT)

== "Hynamin"? ==

I believe Chris may be referring to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hyneman MythBuster Jamie Hyneman] in his most recent note. I have done a quick search of tour information and could not yield anything recent in Virgina. If someone higher on the totem pole could check into this, I think it'd be worth their while. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 20:21, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

*That or he fails at spelling "hymen." [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 20:47, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
** I bet this is it http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html an excerpt
"""The USA Science & Engineering Festival will also feature leading science celebrities like Bill Nye of "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage of the "MythBusters" will appear live during the finale expo. Also scheduled to appear are Jeff Lieberman from Discovery Channel’s series "Time Warp" and Apollo Robbins, who is known as the "gentleman thief," from National Geographic’s "Brain Games.""""
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:03, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

Ah. Okay. Thanks for clarifying. [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 22:26, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

== Backpage ==
Backpage is a site like Craigslist that still allows escort advertising. We could probably browse the backpage site for his area and find someone that was/looked half Cherokee (olive skin, dark hair etc) and call them to get the story (if its at all true) virginia.backpage.com i cant do it from work but maybe later today ill look into it [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:01, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
* Umm... I see where you're going with this, but I'm pretty sure that there's nary a hooker alive that would name-drop their johns to a stranger. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 16:08, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

== Regarding the recent posts ==
Chris-chan seems mighty proud of the fact that he mislead us over a small piece of information, and he stated outright that there are more events that he may or may not be outright lying about. Does this mean we should take all his recent Facebook posts with a grain of salt? Including his claims that he got laid? [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 12:09, 3 May 2012 (PDT)
:That's exactly the reason I was arguing that it shouldn't be written in as fact on Da Update. I personally believe that he's telling the truth about it, but stating that anything is fact just because "Chris said so" would be a great way to ruin the integrity of our articles. After the last edit war over this, I'm not going to start another (since I'm busy with exams and don't have time for it), but if you change it, I won't stop you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:47, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
:*AGREED ! ! ! this could be an attempt by chris to change the facts about him online, to troll the trolls or to just create a fantasy world where he is no longer a virgin. It sounds legit but considdering there is a "friend" who "Brought them together" this could be a manipulation tactic by someone else. (a troll using chris to troll the trolls... thats priceless) [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:41, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

== Iphone ==

According to the "recent activity" on Chris's facebook...he now can access facebook through his Iphone...which means of course, he has an Iphone. Now does this information need to be posted anywhere in particular? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
:It could also mean he's using an iPod touch or iPad. That just means he's using the app --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 13:37, 9 May 2012 (PDT)
doubt it but i changed it to reflect that. [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 17:32, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

== Cole's Response to Chris ==

I noticed that CWC's half brother Cole finally got fed up with his shit and decided to throw his two cents in. Here are the caps below.

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</gallery></center>

[[User:CHN|CHN]] 16:17, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

*Looks like a fake Facebook account to me. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 16:27, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
:* I looked on his wall and I saw one of his past posts that reads this.

:"I'm tired of getting harassed by people who want to know about my brother. Let me make this perfectly clear to you people: This Facebook is for friends and family only. No business, no film reviews, this is purely personal, so please respect my personal space and my brother's personal space.

:I don't even know how or why I was found, and if the harassment persists, I'm involving the police.

:Thank you."

:It might be him since if that was a fake account it would most likely be used to "troll" Chris and not ask people to leave him alone. I understand why Cole is asking for personal space to be left alone by trolls wanting to know more about Chris because he doesn't want to be known for having a brother who acts like a total retard. I also feel sorry for him who might have seen the "cakefarts" video too. Cole is about what in his 50s and he's already doing something in his life by doing film reviews and of course he has his own family and he seems to rather want to spend more time in his job and family than talking to trolls about Chris. So in my opinion that account is Cole since imposters after Chris want to decimate more information about Chris for the world to share. Cole himself doesn't want to be bothered by Internet strangers about his brother and seeing that he has a career and family I can see why. [[User:CHN|CHN]] 16:48, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

::Seems fake to me. "Cole" tells us that this facebook is for friends and family only... When he only has one friend in his account. Furthermore, if he was really not interested in being harassed by Christards he would have simply made his entire facebook private rather than have his posts visible to all. You could argue that Cole only says that he doesn't want to associated with Chris when in actuality he's trying to use him for attention, but I don't think this fits the pattern of behavior Cole has displayed in the past. From what I know he's trying to avoid being known as Chris's brother rather than using his sibling's infamy.

::If you ask me the main motivation of "Cole" is to fool Chris rather than anyone else. This troll hopes that by posing as Chris's half brother he might get a response from him. I predict he'll fail although Chris's gullibility never fails to surprise me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:30, 24 June 2012 (PDT)

::Real or fake, he threatened to drag the cops into this if we kept bugging him, so let's assume real and spare ourselves the trouble. This one's a dead end anyway. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

== 20120623 Facebook Post ==
Does anyone have the text from the June 23rd post, or the means to access it? It's mentioned in the news, a portion of it was quoted on the main page, but it never got posted on this page. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

Talk:Facebook

2012-05-07T23:08:15Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Backpage */

==To Do==
*archive the messages on a separate page ([[Facebook messages]] works)
*maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
*include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
* A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's [[Facebook messages]] and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

==Collapsible gallery==

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

*A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

* Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

* I am a wikifag. See [[Template:Collapsible]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?==
I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== He's still using Facebook ==

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

*LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)
Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

*What about [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426003596 this one?] --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
# "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
# Uses an old picture everyone has
# "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
# Talking about Skyrim without a computer
Not Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

*This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 [[User:frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]]

*That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

*Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

*Looks like the page has been deleted. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

*One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)
*There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Caring, Sweet, Honest
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Social Drinker or non-alcoholic
-Upfront
-No STDs
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)
::I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Closed/Privatized ==

I can no longer find his account under chrischansonichu@aol.com; he has either closed it or listed it to private. He had a 'facebook friend' named Kim Wilson who is still listed though. Should it be mentioned in the article that as of Valentines day Chris no longer had a visible facebook page? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:26, 15 February 2012 (PST)

==Recent leaks==

As stated previously by the February 2012 page, some screencaps of Chris Facebook wall have been leaked, can we put it on the article or is it too early (a risk of Chris seeing them and leave the internet)--
ADDENDUM : The file name are Chfb1.png to Chfb4.png (uploaded by a user named Westbound)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 13:02, 17 February 2012 (PST)

I doubt anyone would mind you adding them as long as they don't make it on the update right away. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 08:53, 23 February 2012 (PST)

== Something Fishy ==

All of the recent posts on FB seem odd
The writing seems forced and the content seems to perfect.

Im wondering if this is the act of trolls. Especially the "going back to fashion square with my sign" posts. it just seems like the work of a troll or Chris trying to be a troll. In light of the severity of the court cases and the fact that christian was on a FB hiatus that was possibly due to his lawyers direction, i am in severe doubt as to the genuineness of the recent posts. I understand that came from the TRUE and HONEST CWC account but it just seems... fishy... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:26, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
*Canine has confirmed it. Cogs has confirmed it. Anna is friends with the account, and we all know that Anna and the inner circle don't agree with each other. There is no reason to doubt that this account belongs to Chris. Also, Chris's writing has always seemed forced and anything new about him is always unbelievable at first.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 11:34, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
** I don't think slimz was doubting that the account was Chris's, I think slimz was insinuating that these accounts are "100%" Chris. (Either by hack or by assistance) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:05, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
* Chris is probably trying to goad da trollz into a mall confrontation, complete with curse-ye-ha-me-has. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:44, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
**I'll admit I think it's all a bit odd but then who knows what is going through Chris's mind at this stage. He seems to be viewing himself as a master troll given the screencaps of the forums and what not. Who knows what he wants. --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 07:22, 29 April 2012 (PDT)

== "Hynamin"? ==

I believe Chris may be referring to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hyneman MythBuster Jamie Hyneman] in his most recent note. I have done a quick search of tour information and could not yield anything recent in Virgina. If someone higher on the totem pole could check into this, I think it'd be worth their while. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 20:21, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

*That or he fails at spelling "hymen." [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 20:47, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
** I bet this is it http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html an excerpt
"""The USA Science & Engineering Festival will also feature leading science celebrities like Bill Nye of "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage of the "MythBusters" will appear live during the finale expo. Also scheduled to appear are Jeff Lieberman from Discovery Channel’s series "Time Warp" and Apollo Robbins, who is known as the "gentleman thief," from National Geographic’s "Brain Games.""""
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:03, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

== Backpage ==
Backpage is a site like Craigslist that still allows escort advertising. We could probably browse the backpage site for his area and find someone that was/looked half Cherokee (olive skin, dark hair etc) and call them to get the story (if its at all true) virginia.backpage.com i cant do it from work but maybe later today ill look into it [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:01, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
* Umm... I see where you're going with this, but I'm pretty sure that there's nary a hooker alive that would name-drop their johns to a stranger. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 16:08, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

== Regarding the recent posts ==
Chris-chan seems mighty proud of the fact that he mislead us over a small piece of information, and he stated outright that there are more events that he may or may not be outright lying about. Does this mean we should take all his recent Facebook posts with a grain of salt? Including his claims that he got laid? [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 12:09, 3 May 2012 (PDT)
:That's exactly the reason I was arguing that it shouldn't be written in as fact on Da Update. I personally believe that he's telling the truth about it, but stating that anything is fact just because "Chris said so" would be a great way to ruin the integrity of our articles. After the last edit war over this, I'm not going to start another (since I'm busy with exams and don't have time for it), but if you change it, I won't stop you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:47, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
:*AGREED ! ! ! this could be an attempt by chris to change the facts about him online, to troll the trolls or to just create a fantasy world where he is no longer a virgin. It sounds legit but considdering there is a "friend" who "Brought them together" this could be a manipulation tactic by someone else. (a troll using chris to troll the trolls... thats priceless) [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:41, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

Chris and mental healthcare

2012-05-06T05:08:26Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: Does this really serve any purpose, other than to insult autistics as a whole? We're not ED, at least not entirely,

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''psychology'''. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist at grade school while his screams were recorded (most likely over dramatic bullshit), and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris currently refuses to see a psychologist, opting to see a [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] instead.

==The problem(s) with Chris==
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the trolls." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|…when [[Chris|people]] are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at [[PVCC]] in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received some time in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment — Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway in between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===The trolls' perspective===
The rest of the human race believes that Chris has ''way'' more than autism to worry about. Popular theories mark him as a psychopath and/or a pathological [[ego|narcissist]], for instance, and also point towards what seems like a paranoid streak (as when Chris proposed that the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] school board has [[100 2178|conspired over a period of decades]] to make him miserable). Since the only available view is from a distance, though, there's no way anyone can know for certain if Chris's brain is garlanded with healthy chunks of the DSM-IV-TR or if he's merely a gullible idiot with a terrible upbringing and worse personality (and autism).

Until Chris gets some sustained professional attention, most of the speculation about his issues remains exactly that. Which leads to a larger problem...

==Professional help?==
One of the most [[Rage|frustrating]] elements of Chris is his adamant refusal to take help from any source. In the aftermath of his suspension from PVCC, his evaluators [[Autism papers|repeatedly recommended]] further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused. It seems that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] think that the world of mental health hasn't evolved past the turn-of-the-century treatment of strait jackets and lobotomies. The only thing close to therapy that Chris has ever been in was a compulsory anger management class, and we all know [[Chris and anger|how much good that did]]. About the only authority figure he listens to is [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor; he claims that he has no need for psychotherapy because his pastor is better at helping him than anyone with, you know, years of training and experience in helping people with psychiatric problems.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He's shown repeated disregard for the authority of health professionals.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor|Mailbag #2]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_4#Chris the close-minded|Mailbag #4]]</ref> It is suspected that, even if Chris received professional help, he would disregard most of it and undermine the therapy.

It would be likely that he could seek the help of a professional for little or no cost, as his [[monthly tugboat]] in the form of SSI does offer basic psychological services that would allow him the ability to talk to a board-certified counselor and get the help he does need. It's likely though he doesn't even know this service is available, as he only regards his SSI check as income or a cheap means of getting [[PS3]] games, ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' or ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' DLC, and [[sex toys]] rather than a reassurance that he is covered under federal [[Wikipedia:Medicaid|Medicaid]] or the equivalent state Medicaid program offered by the Commonwealth of Virginia.

It seems Chris only acknowledges his personal flaws if they get him pity or used to demonstrate that he's beaten them already. Notice how often Chris claims to have won the battle over autism,<ref>Example: [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris is over his autism|Sarah May Chat]]</ref> only to fall back on "I have autism!" as an excuse.<ref>Example: [[Father Call]]</ref> Similarly, he wrote ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]'' to tell them he conquered his noviophobia, only to say later that his fear "came back like a boomerang."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchusNews8.htm</ref>

Chris refuses to get help because he doesn't think he needs any, and because he has better things ([[PS3|games]], [[anime]], [[Kimmi|porn]]) to spend his money on. Regardless of how blatantly stupid his actions are, regardless of how often trolls ([[BlueSpike|including a thirteen-year-old]]) trick him into doing horrible, horrible things, regardless of how any mental health worker worth his salt would pin Chris down like a butterfly to get a chance to crack open his impenetrable shell of fail, Chris will carry on as usual, justifying away everything that would inconvenience him even slightly.

Chris has no problem telling other people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref> Funnily enough, were Chris to ever see a psychologist, he or she would probably see this as classic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Freudian projection].

==Defense Mechanisms==
In Freudian theory, defense mechanisms are the way the brain lessens the difference between reality and one's [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|internal self-image]]. To use blunt terminology, they're how people cope with the fact they subconsciously know they're not as wonderful as they see themselves. While virtually all human beings will use defense mechanisms to an extent, Chris reads like a catalog of them.

=== Level One: Pathological Mechanisms ===
''Pathological mechanisms allow someone to alter their perception of reality. Sometimes called delusional responses, a frequent abuser of pathological defenses will begin to appear disconnected from reality (sound familiar?).
*'''Denial''': Chris will adamantly refuse to accept basic facts if he doesn't want to acknowledge he is wrong. He will often bluntly deny a fact then refuse to hear any more on the subject to avoid weakening his denial.
*'''Delusional Projection''': Chris holds dear to the idea that [[troll]]s are grossly flawed individuals. He often demands things of them (like "getting a life" or "seeing a therapist") that he himself needs.
*'''Extreme Projection''': Chris routinely acts as if his own autism is barely debilitating and quickly jumps on concepts related to autism he can use to glorify himself (such as savantism) all while hating other autistic individuals and calling them "windows into Hell".
*'''Distortion''': Chris will disregard [[Chris and Reality|reality]] as it stands any time it suits him to.
*'''Splitting''': Chris views the world in a very tribal fashion, grouping people into inherently good and inherently evil groups. You're either a [[Galpal|friend]]/[[fan]]/[[heartsweet]] he trusts explicitly, or a villainous troll/homo fit only for extermination or re-indoctrination.

=== Level Two: Immature Mechanisms ===
''Immature responses, while possible in adults are best known for being "gateway" mechanisms for more serious neurotic issues, especially if used in excess and untreated during adolescence. Such conditions often beget worse conditions by creating alienation and other social detachment concerns, leading to the growth of worse conditions.
*'''Passive Aggression''': When Chris can't directly act out (such as when he used to deal with his father), he does so via passive-aggressive means. Procrastination is also an element of passive-aggression, one Chris often uses to get back at his fanbase and trolls by blaming them for his slow comic progress.
*'''Fantasy''': Perhaps one of Chris's most developed mechanisms, [[CWCville]] is a textbook perfect example of a fantasy defense mechanism: a world where he can right wrongs done to him and wield the sort of absolute power and affection he craves.
*'''Idealization''': One of the reasons Chris is so easy to troll using fake girlfriends is that when Chris is in one of his many sweetheart flings, he strains logic to make the object of his affection perfect in his mind, disregarding evidence that he's being duped because his 'perfect' woman would never be a troll.
*'''Somatization''': Aggravation at the people he interacts with often cause Chris [[stress]] reactions far worse than most people experience. While the validity of such statements may be questionable, Chris has remarked that various offensive images made him physically ill. In a conversation with the sysop of [[Cwcipedia]] Chris invoked near-death imagery to describe his reaction to seeing pickles on the front page.
*'''Acting Out''': Chris routinely does socially unacceptable things. In some cases he's directly tried to justify his acting out with counters like his [[virgin with rage]] status, as if such factors made them reasonable.

=== Level Three: Neurotic Mechanisms ===
''Neurotic mechanisms represent the bulk of defenses that cause problems for the user. Neurotic defense often require treatment and have been referred to as "invisible scars" do describe their severity. While many adults (indeed possibly most) utilize a neurotic mechanism or two, the danger is in constant reliance on them.''
*'''Withdrawal''': Chris's first response to negative stimuli is to run away from it, in most cases by temporarily leaving whatever online outlet is causing him issues.
*'''Displacement''': Chris attempted to decapitate the [[clown doll]] to vent his frustration at [[Clyde Cash]]. He used a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] for target practice. The in-comic villains based on real people act as displacement targets as, compared to their real-life inspirations, they are powerless victims for Chris to vent his anger at their real-world counterparts on.
*'''Regression''': If a defense mechanism can be thought of as a drug, then regression is the one Chris mainlines 24 hours a day through an IV. Chris essentially lives in a permanent state of self-imposed childhood. His room filled with toys, games and cartoons acts as a sort of time capsule in which he can live without progressing.
*'''Isolation''': (Chris lives in a state of near-literal isolation, but psychological isolation could be described in layman's terms more as 'detachment'). Chris reacts to things like [[Chris and Death|death]] or causing a [[Ryan Cash|suicide]] with a sort of cold removal, though his outward mourning of his dog indicated Chris is capable of grief. It is alternatively possible that what appears to' be an isolation mechanism is actually an autistic lack of correct emotional response.
*'''Disassociation''': One of the precious few neurotic mechanisms Chris doesn't engage in extensively, but one he has invoked (see above). While Chris's [[tomgirl]] person represents a strong outward shift, his personality has only shown slight alteration. That said, 'tomgirl Chris' has demonstrated a degree more control and confidence than his traditional norm. It is unclear if this confidence stems from his new pseudo-persona or if is just hubris from his recent attempted blows against his trolls.
*'''Reaction Formation''': Chris spent an inordinate amount of energy combating homosexual claims leveled against him while wearing a bra in public. He now engages in crossdressing, an act socially regarded as partially homosexual if not blatantly so.
*'''Rationalization''': Chris is virtually the patron saint of making excuses for himself. He also tends to rationalize disagreements people have with him as being misinterpretations. He could not accept that making porn of Megan was wrong so he interpreted her disgust as a lack of experience with pornography.

===Level Four: Mature===
''Mature reactions represent correct, (usually) healthy responses. Mature defenses represent lower level, unhealthy defenses that have been adjusted over time to be pleasurable as well as socially acceptable. Unsurprisingly, Chris demonstrates marked deficiencies in mature reactions.''
*'''Altruism''': Chris is incredibly greedy and cannot comprehend giving without receiving. During the [[BlueSpike]] saga, Chris would could not work out whether he wanted to be with a woman who was in love with him or getting his PSN account back.
*'''Anticipation''': Despite viewing various major events as inevitable (finding true love, Sonichu becoming a media empire) Chris cannot muster the will to put any work into either, instead letting anxiety consume him.
*'''Humor''': Chris cannot take a joke, nor can he make fun of himself. Rare attempts at self-critical humor in the comic are padded with displays of god-like power to render them moot. When he does use humor to counter a threat, he does so by trying to mock or insult the threat.
*'''Identification''': Chris admires few people and those he does he admires for narrow traits rather than the person as a whole. He instead considers himself a paragon: not to be modified, but emulated by others.
*'''Introjection''': Chris rarely adopts a concept so wholly that it becomes part of his being. The few times he has done so, he is more motivated by the potential the concept or object has to provide him with excuses than he is with the concept itself. For example, Chris cherishes his identity as a high-functioning autistic and all the excuses his status gives him, but refuses to learn anything about the condition. He has open disdain for LGBT culture, but enjoys the support he gets online when he discusses his "discrimination" as a tomgirl.
*'''Sublimation''': Chris rarely rechannels negative energy in a positive fashion. Negative reinforcement generally causes him to shut down and positive reinforcement (like online girlfriends offering affection for various acts) have no psychological inertia. For example, Chris became cleaner, calmer and less spastic with [[Ivy]]'s encouragement only to slide back down the moment the relationship ended.
*'''Thought Suppression''': As is common in autistics, Chris rarely suppresses what's on his mind to suit social norms. Instead he expects society to adapt to his demands.

==History of medication==
According to the [[2004]] psychiatric survey, at some point in his life, Chris was prescribed the antidepressant medication [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]]. It's not clear when he was prescribed the drug, or for what exact reason, but it was likely sometime in his younger days. Since the advent of more sophisticated antidepressant drugs like [[Wikipedia:Prozac|Prozac]] in the late [[1980s]], the use of Imipramine to treat depression and other psychological disorders has grown less and less common. More recently, however, Imipramine has commonly been prescribed to patients who have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|urinary problems]].

The same document notes that, as of [[2004]], Chris had been taking the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] for four years in order to deal with his [[stress]] and [[Chris and anger|anger issues]]. One of the survey's recommendations was an increase in his daily dose of the drug, but it's not clear how long Chris continued taking it afterward.

Chris continues to take antidepressant medication to this day. In [[Mailbag 13#Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man|Mailbag #13]], he explained that he switched to a different medication in order to avoid some of Paxil's side effects, the ones that "only hit adults." However, in his eleventh call with [[Kacey]] Chris said that the drug he switched to from Paxil is Paroxetine.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Since Paxil is just one of Paroxetine's several trade names and not a different drug, it seems that Chris is still taking the same medication only under a different title.

Chris didn't specify what side effects Paxil caused him, but his language suggests some sort of a sexual dysfunction. Paxil may have been making it difficult for Chris to [[mass debating|achieve orgasm]]; if his current antidepressant is still Paroxetine (or at least another [[wikipedia:Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor|SSRI]]) then it might explain why it took him around twenty minutes in order to climax when he cybered with [[BlueSpike]].<ref>For examples see the full transcript of [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]].</ref>

Another of Paxil's more notable side effects is the potential for substantial weight gain, which couldn't have mixed well with Chris's [[McDonald's|diet]] and sedentary lifestyle.

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
===[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]===
When Chris attended NGES, there was an incident where he was supposedly restrained or molested, depending on whom you talk to. It has been claimed by Bob that they wanted to send Chris to an "institution". What they meant was likely a place where Chris could see professionals who could work with Chris's problems as opposed to teachers who deal with normal students. What Bob probably thought is he would be sent to a nuthouse. Either way, something that could have done some good in his early development didn't happen.

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh's experience at dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems makes her experienced on the issue. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===[[Autism papers|Psychiatric Papers]]===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mt. Sidney, Virginia (a small town northwest of his home in Charlottesville). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|ordered]] to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens ]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it were complaints that he had to pay to see a professional...and...well...[[Chris and anger|he still can't control his anger.]] There's very little information about his anger management classes, as it occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and is only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris' that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===[[Rocky Shoemaker]]===
Religious institutions are fond of providing counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she is probably not the best solution for Chris because...
#He considers her to be a perfect, all-encompassing alternative to a qualified professional.
#He barely listens to anything she fucking says.
#He misconstrues everything she says, accepting advice he likes and ignoring advice he doesn't like.
She has told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remains as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she has put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remains the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls.

[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?

About the only thing that he has taken away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===White knights and trolls===
It doesn't take a lot of effort for anyone to see that Chris has no common sense. Likewise, common sense being rather common, [[white knights]] and [[trolls]] alike are often quick to point out that most of what Chris does is stupid/insane/socially abnormal. He doesn't fucking get it. As a result, many trolls have become armchair psychologists pondering [[Autism|why exactly he doesn't get it]]. It doesn't matter what they come up with, the result is always that Chris doesn't listen to anyone if he doesn't want to. Some white knights like [[Vivian Gee]] have gotten so fed up with Chris's adamant refusal to improve himself or heed advice that they've moved on to becoming professional trolls.

==Footnotes==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

{{Chris and}}

Talk:Facebook

2012-05-04T04:26:19Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Regarding the recent posts */

Talk:Facebook

2012-05-03T19:09:26Z

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Collosal Chan

2012-04-15T23:46:28Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and Money|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?!"]]]]

'''Collosal Chris-chan''' [sic] is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Collosal Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan]]

The concept is that Collosal-Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, stupid hat, and with a hobo beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal Chan couldn't also have been done by [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

==''Sonichu'' #10==

Collosal Chris-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]] transformation from ''[[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball GT episodes|Dragon Ball GT]]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in Minnesota, he jacks into the [[Hex Bawx|HEXBox]] of [[Alec Benson Leary]], enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the [[Asperpedia]], and blows up the HEXBox. He later helps Chris's version of the ''[[Asperchu]]'' characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before traveling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

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==Powers==

Collosal Chan has strange, almost godlike powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] effortlessly and retrieve [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from it, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, create a version of himself to destroy everything, and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields.

He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his final fight with Mary, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the video game ''[[God of War]]''.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collosal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.

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==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|With [[Ultra Sonichu]]
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

The GAMe PLACe

2012-04-07T08:29:38Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Crime story */

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[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|The GAMe PLACe]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store.]]
[[Image:HNI_0020.JPG|thumb|The inside of the PLACe as of 27 October 2011.]]
{{Quote|I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... BURNS TO THE GROUND! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}
'''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosts the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|''Pokémon TCG'' League]], where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store). The store has since been renamed '''Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys'''.

After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the [[manager]]s, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]]. Since then, Chris has attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence.

==People of note==
Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at The GAMe PLACe in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.

The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at The GAMe PLACe (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the Internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].

[[Michael Snyder]] was one of the store's managers until he became the owner around October 2011. Chris often mistakenly referred to Snyder as the store's owner long before he purchased the store. Snyder would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.<ref name=ban>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms' and Lucas' Q&A: Chris's ban from the store.]]</ref>

==Chris's attitude at The GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyone's hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}

[[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]
[[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]

In his early days at The GAMe PLACe, Chris's behavior seems to have been more "childlike", for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.<ref name=homo>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Racism and Homophobia]]</ref> He also never failed to show up for ''Pokémon'' games in his old [[Chris and cosplaying|Ash Ketchum costume]].

The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy whom he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.

Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.<ref name=mimms1>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms & Lucas Q&A: Initial Post]]</ref> Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:

{{quote|Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like he's going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face-down monster..."|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A [[gay]] regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).<ref name=homo/> Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.<ref name=homo/>

==Chris the [[card games|TCG]] gamer==
[[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]

{{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris.<ref name=mimms2>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>}}
Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store<ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Chris as a Customer]]</ref> and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' trading card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered "I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!"<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's ''Pokémon'' league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. "He wasn't actually a gym leader," says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.<ref name=mimms2/> This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting two weeks, which, according to Lucas, began on 4 April 2008.<ref name=ban/>

To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards in actual games.<ref name=mimms1/> Mimms and Lucas also noted that he played the [[Card games#UFS_(Ultimate_Fighting_System)_TCG|''Universal Fighting System'' card game]], often playing female characters such as Cassandra from the ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' series and [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]].

==The GAMe PLACe photograph==
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert.]]

In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.

Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of The GAMe PLACe to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris E-mails: November 2007]]</ref> Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative. According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.

Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the Internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris's "investigations" continued on and off for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in-between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at [[GameStop]] on 8 March.

{{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about 'be-4' about this 'Chan'." I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}

Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.

{{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that e-mail.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

==Chris gets the boot==
Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sing along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] in public, and so on.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>

The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though "Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point," says Mimms.<ref name=mimms1/>

Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.<ref name=mimms1/>

In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris offers his own chronology and version of events. There, he claims that he was thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. The so-called "Wii Incident", according to Chris, was when Michael Snyder forced Chris to stop bogarting the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of children to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry and wrote a letter, sign, or simply scrawled a note on the side of a card box stating "Michael Snyder Loves the "F" out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]." This, Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw and he booted him then.

According to the [[CWCipedia]] article for [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder Megan Schroeder], Chris claims that Megan was there the day he was banned and claimed that she just stood there in shock, refusing to speak up for him. In reality, of course, she was simply disgusted by his behavior like any rational person would have been and relieved that his being kicked out of the store would be the last time Chris would ever be in her sight.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder</ref> Also, she refused to defend Chris not because of shock, but because of his sexual harassment, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|destruction of her dignity]], anger issues, and overall immaturity, ultimately cementing the fact that nobody wants Chris to ever return to the store.

In February 2011, Chris released the [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|third part of his Autism Tutorial]], in which he shared that he still feels bitter over his banning. In his words: "And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... burns to the ground! Along with Michael Snyder!"

==Unbanning attempts==
[[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]

Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In [[March 2009]], he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it.]] This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in [[April 2009]], Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran.

Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. Chris's conversations with Jackie reveal that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 [[April 2010]]. When he was once again recognized by a cashier who threatened to call the cops, Chris got angry and bolted. The next day, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comment by Mike.]</ref>) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw YouTube comment by Chris.]</ref> yelled "JEW!" at him, and left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. No charges were pressed, likely because nobody was actually harmed.

Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], accompanied by a description soliciting harassment and "trolling" of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a "Terms of Use Violation". Considering [[Chris and race|Chris's antisemitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possibly illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.

Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,<ref name=ban/> and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was the aforementioned "Wii Incident". Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].

In [[October 2010]], Chris made [[100 2261.MOV|yet another request]] to be readmitted. Wearing an ancient ''Pokémon'' League T-shirt, he apologized for his behavior and said that the ban was his fault, blaming the whole thing on his infamous "[[stress]]". He also claimed to have only "shouted a loud outburst" twice. Mike was unmoved.

With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] winning entry to [[China]].

==The Charlottesville Incident==
[[File:Sny.PNG|thumb|300px|Sonichu wishes Chris luck in his next murder attempt.]]
On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris visited The GAMe PLACe. [[6 June 2010|He claimed]] that he wanted to take a photograph of Snyder to use as a dartboard, but when Snyder saw him with his camera outside, he chased Chris. Chris claimed that he tried to drive away, but was accosted by Snyder, a woman he didn't recognize, and the police. Snyder's version was more succinct:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

The police listened to Chris rant about the trolls for a while and eventually made him delete the pictures and sent him home with a warning. Chris did not tell his parents anything and it would be [[Matthew Noble call|two months]] before they would learn about it.

==Crime story==
[[File:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png|thumb|300px|The coupon itself.]]
{{main|28 October 2011}}
On 28 October 2011, Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] got arrested and ended up facing multiple charges; hit-and-run (both), misdemeanor assault, trespassing (Chris), and attacking a law official (Barb). Going by the details of said charges, as well as recent photographs uploaded [[CWCki|on-site]] by Chris himself, it can be assumed that the two tried to enter the store, Chris got in a fight with Michael, the two tried and failed to escape the parking lot before the police arrived, damaging something in the process, and when the cops showed up Barb tried to stop them from arresting Chris.

Since the incident, Chris used a 10% off coupon found in the local newspaper to produce an anti-GAMe PLACe flyer - stating that it was a "cyber-bullies hang-out" and encouraging people to "stay far away". He also stated that the PLACe will go down by "[his] will, or by someone elses fire-on-a-stick and bombs" suggesting he has learnt absolutely nothing from his chastening court experience.

==Chris's parents and The GAMe PLACe==
A [[Matthew Noble call|phone conversation]] recorded in early [[August 2010]] reveals many more details about the odd attitude that Bob and Barb Chandler hold towards The GAMe PLACe. During the discussion, they evidence a total ignorance of how Chris behaved at the store and why he was banned. Barb shows signs of still holding a grudge over her visit to the store after Chris's final ban, while Bob suggests that he believes that the trolling of Chris somehow originates from a conspiracy at the store.

{{quote|Mike and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people — kids there that I think were gay — to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob Chandler, on the GAMe PLACe conspiracy.}}

Bob does not explain why Mike, Megan, and the "gay kids" (likely a reference to Eric and Tito<ref>Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&A#Racism and homophobia</ref>) would create this grand conspiracy against Chris, but he goes as far as to accuse them of fraudulently obtaining access to Chris's credit cards and bank accounts. [[Best Buy|Data]] uncovered a month later shows that Chris wasted shit tons of money on PlayStation Network cards and games he won't play in the future, resulting in further debt and an excuse to blame Snyder and the trolls for stealing his credit cards.
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.cvilleshobbiesgamesandtoys.com/ Current website]
*[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Old website]

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Facebook

2012-04-03T06:26:06Z

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[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 02 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]].

By 14 February 2012, Chris had turned his Facebook account to private and unfindable unless you were already a "friend".

==Notes From The Man Himself==

===I am a good man===
<blockquote>
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm
 
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.
 
Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
</blockquote>

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===
<blockquote>
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm
 
When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
</blockquote>

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===
<blockquote>
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm
 
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.
 
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
</blockquote>

===What I am looking for in a woman===
<blockquote>
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am
 
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old 
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT 
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better 
-NOT A Smoker 
-Carefree/Light-Hearted 
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) 
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem 
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) 
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches 
-Brunette or Blonde hair 
-B-Cup size minimum 
-Clean 
-Casual 
-Not Crazy or Abusive 
-Make-Up Optional 
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
 
</blockquote>

===Unsolicited Friend Requests===
<blockquote>
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm
 
'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
</blockquote>

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===
<blockquote>
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm
 
I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
</blockquote>

===An Open Note===
<blockquote>
Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm
 
I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is [[Frequently Asked Questions|unjustifiable]], and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.
 
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls.
 
[[Chris and his Ego|You Do Not Really Care About Me]], Christian Weston Chandler.
</blockquote>

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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
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Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests
File:Chfb1.png| February leak part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak part 4
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Cwc3.png|[[Megan]] speaks the truth...
File:Cwc4.png|...and, surprise, agrees with [[Jackie]].

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==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]

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CWC - Hand Drawn Original

2012-03-29T03:42:31Z

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On 4 [[August 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC - Hand Drawn Original'''" in another attempt to prove that he is the TRUE and HONEST CWC and not the fake, this time by showing the trolls how he draws [[Sonichu]]. Interestingly, in the video's description, Ian says that he wanted to upload the video to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid's]] account, but that he decided otherwise.

One would think that the only reason he did this is to show to [[Kacey]] that she is dating the "impostor," as only IBA alone can draw Sonichu correctly. It also seems that Chris is so deluded that he believes Kacey fell in love with the world of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] (which he claims to be his own), and not CChanSonichuCWC's personality. In Chris's mind, this may mean that she should love him instead, so he may be seeking to add another chapter to his [[Love Quest]].

This video also gives us a rare glimpse into Chris's drawing techniques. He holds his pen in a bizarre fashion, where he sticks his [[duck|bent]] index finger out. His drawing surface of choice isn't even the most basic of smooth surfaces, but a [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], a sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] that includes a tracing reflector and as seen in the link presented, was marketed to young '''beginning''' artists, not delusional manchildren. In a revelation that surprises absolutely no one with even remotely functional eyes, he doesn't waste time in sketching and thinking out the composition prior to drawing anything. (The hasty release of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] shows that he does some sketches, but he just redraws them in ink; he's clearly not one of the people who believes pencils show where ink should go.) Chris appears to enjoy coloring more than getting the character's shape and details right. Apparently, filling paper with flat shades is so ''tough'' and ''takes such an awfully long time'' that there's just no ''time'' to draw details...

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hand Drawn Original
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnqnUBQ9r24}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff#Video|Exposing Jeff]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#Watch|The Touch]]
}}
{{quote|I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. Originally mine. I'm the guy.}}

=== Transcript ===

Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of [[Chris and English|hand]] [[Bob Chandler|artery]].

Anyway the first portion is live so let me just... see if we can... get that... set up here....

Huh, well, will you look at that. Anyway, see my hand, see my hand, okay. So let's just see how we draw Sonichu here. As we have been doing the whole time, ever since 2000.

[''mumbles while putting hair between Sonichu's mouthpiece''] First we just do this an' that....

[''draws ears''] Ear there...

[''lowers pen down''] So as I just draw these things there, [''draws an oval''] give him a masculine chest. Aah, I messed up on that one, oh, well, I'll work with it.

[''draws Sonichu's right hand''] A lil' thumbs-up there...

[''draws Sonichu's left hand''] Put up that there, the old [[CChanSonichuCWC|brown stripes]]. [''begins to draw the tail''] And get that there, the old tail...

[''draws the legs and his left shoe''] Put those shoes on.

[''draws his right shoe''] Give him a little, "lift-up-the-foot" look there.

Put a little C-In-A-Circle and my John Hancock. And.. Let's just give him a little drop shadow underneath.

[''drops pen''] Now we break out the, uhh, markers. Mmmm, color in the old mouth with the [[Chris and race|flesh color]].<ref>Crayola's current "peach" color was first released as "flesh", but was changed to its current name in 1962 to reflect racial sensitivity. Clearly Chris has not heard this news.</ref> [''Drops the marker and shows a Crayola Super Washable Markers bag''] Crayola rocks! [''[[sigh]]''] Color his arms... And his belly... Belly and chest. Whatever you wanna go. Whichever you wanna call it. Yeah. It's sticking out, I'll put that back later.

Okay, uh, regular yellow, oh I forgot the eyebrows. There you go, look at that. Makes him look smart, he's slick, slick character, yes.

Uh, just hurry up to the coloring. Oh, I didn't close the hand. There you go. I could've done a little better on this, but I'm pressed for time. But it basically, definitively looks like, uhh... Yeah. It's my, it's my style, my hand drawing, it's uncopyable.

Mmm... Give him his little red cheeks. Lime green soulful eyes. Good shade of brown in the old stripes and the edge of the bottom portion of the tail. His shoes there. Battery blue, favorite shade, Sonichu sneakers [inaudible singing].

And we will, huh, accentuate the blackness on the tips of his ears, his nose and, uhh, where that's gray? Ah, here it is. Make his so—make his sneaker soles... shades of gray. Oh, and while I make this up and about, lemme, huh, make a switcheroo around here. Actually, now let's do a one more thing... [''begins to write next to Sonichu''] Art and care for [''in a high pitch''] [[Kacey]]! And now for the old switcheroo let's, uhh, close this up here. [''Closes the sketchpad'']

And put in the hand drawn pages of...—look. Number Zero! Just lemme rehandle this a bit. The old history of the hand drawn. Print these out, you get blank edges. Unedited as it really was before I scanned them and type the text into them. Oh that's a good page, very good page. Uhh, yeah, this is kinda like the introduction of ''[[Excel-Saga]]'' back in Episode Two.. of ''Excel-Saga''. So, anyway... [''begins to poorly sing the opening theme of'' Excel-Saga]. Mmmm, [''looking at Sonichu and Rosechu kiss from issue 0''] Kissy, kissy! Yum! You know you can pause at any time, I'm just going a little quickly because I don't want to kill over 10 minutes with this. [''IBA then takes away the book''] Anyway, done there. [''loww contrast footage, like in his [[For Kacey from CWC|previous video]]''] Oops! There goes the creation, there ''goes'' the creation. Oh, well.

Anyway, hmmm.... Anyway, I would like to shout out to Kacey, I care about you very much, your feelings mean a lot to me. You mean a lot—[''camera cuts to a well lit room with Ian's horrible features in front of it''] I'm sorry, Kacey, but I'm afraid that, uhh, [''removes his glasses''] I tried to ease you into the subject, but, unfortunately, I could not do that. I just had to give it to you straight, as my friend ma—made me realize when I talked to her, earlier tonight, in addition to you. I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. [''picks up a scrapbook from behind him''] Originally mine. I'm the guy. March 17th, 2000, in front of Miss Naelie Chalifoux's classroom at Manchester High. [''opens the book and pulls out his recently drawn art''] Freshly drawn. You saw it from [puts down the drawing, then shows his [[Amnyfest Ring]]] my own hand. [''puts down the book again''] Daa—I'm, I'm the artist.

But anyway, as to further elaborate, the impostor's real name is Jeff. I know this because—[''cut'']—I learned his name was Jeff from a D-a-n-t-o-p-u-l-t-i-s@yahoo.com [''cut''] and also if you take a good look, and also if you take a good look, also if you ever see him in person, look at his ident—look at his ID you know that it's fake. Ask him to hand it to you personally; it's fake. I can hand you mine, anytime. It's real, as well as my—as well as my diplomas and my degrees; they're right here, in my room, right here. [''makes some hand gestures''] In these four walls, that have—that Sonichu, and Rosechu and the world of CWCville have evolved from. I'm sorry, Kacey, I didn't mean—if I hurt you—if I hurt you, I'm sorry. But I had—I ha—I wanted to make sure you knew the truth. You had to know. You have been dating and having relations with [creepy stare] the impostor. His name is Jeff. I'm sorry. But I care about you. I do. Just like you have been talking to me for the past two nights. Regato—[''cut'']

But, yeah, I recommend that you confront Geoffrey. [''sigh''] I'll leave it up to you, [[Kacey]]. Be safe. Stay strong. Take your time. I care about you. As I cared about all my other gal pals in my life. From [[Megan Schroeder]], to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], Miranda, Sarah, [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], even all the ones I met on the internet: my Australian [[gal pal]] Sarah Cassandra Mackenzie/[[PandaHalo]], died in that bushfire, and [[Sarah Jackson]], died in the automobile accident, and Ivy only recently. I had to go listen to my father's meathead theories. I leave it up to you. I care.
==Notes==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]|nextlink=[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-04]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-04]]

My Little Pony

2012-02-19T03:58:03Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Chris and ponies */

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[[Image:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.{{cite}}

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was (rightfully) viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again. Neither of the two parties realized, of course, that years later, they would become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

One of the latest known references to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Applejack as Chris's avatar on [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]].]]
In a [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|subsequent video]] following these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which echoes the central themes of ''Friendship is Magic'', meaning the series could be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants his own [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to be like. [[Chris and writing|It will probably never happen]], but it does give insight on how even after claiming to have given them up on ''My Little Pony'' a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them.

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' play list on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes, confirming once and for all his love for a children's show.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokemon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]], it's not exactly surprising.

{{-}}

==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

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==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Mailbag 52

2012-01-23T09:48:56Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: We ain't ED.

[[File:Fullyread.jpg|thumb|Asperchu ad in response to Chris's bullshit.]]
'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.

Chris introduces his new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pastes this stock response ''ten'' times in this one, often in cases where the writer has no thoughts he wants "inputed" such as an automatically generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

Other notable responses include Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and reveals that he stole the whole dark mirror story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claims that he's going to spend time with his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Given that [[Valentine's Day]] was almost over when he answered these, the chances of him making good on that promise is almost insignificant.

==Answered==
=== Chris confuses occupations with character traits ===
{{Email|From: Ethan Mittel <msinsineratehymn@yahoo.com>

Chris, when a fan stated that the relationship between Simonla and Wild had no depth, you [[Mailbag 48#Oh look, another lie|responded]]:

"[[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "Dating Education" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were Fatedly Paired Up for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU."

I'm sorry, but being in the same class, instant message sessions, and having "love at first site" is not depth. If you were to have read anything other than [[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]], you would know what character depth is.

You're going to have to give more adequate reasons as to why Simonla and Wild are together, because it's obvious to anyone that Evan doesn't like the fact that you defiantly keep Simonla in your comic and the only reason you can give for keeping her in there is to be a part of a shallow relationship.}}
{{EmailReply|Wild is a carpenter; Simonla is a Constructor, so they can build/rebuild full houses/buildings with furnishings together. And they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value.}}

=== Chris reads a letter! ===
{{Email|From: silentanderson@hotmail.com

Chris, I am thoroughly convinced that you have gone completely mad. [[Sonichu 10|Issue ten]] is all about you exacting revenge on everyone who has ever angered you in even the slightest way. Moreover, you portray yourself and Sonichu as [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|God and Jesus like figures]]. You claim to be his servant and to not expect such treatment, but then in your mailbags you still act as though you have a god complex.

And your comments on [[Homos|homosexuals]] are bigoted and offensive. You want them to die in explosions? You want a "vaccine" for them just because they tick you off? You always do this, insulting gays and then backpedaling and apologizing just because fans get offended, and quite frankly, I'm not going to buy it anymore. You are a gay hater, and I cannot support you anymore. Alec never treats gays like that in his [[Asperchu]] comics, he treats them as equals because they too, are just normal people like you or me.

Your comic may have come first, but that doesn't make it better. Alec has improved on your ideas with his more progressive Asperchu series. I'm never letting my daughter read your comics again, she was heartbroken at first because she was your biggest fan, but after I showed her Asperchu, she fell in love with his touching story. I don't care if you have "suffered" more than Alec has because that doesn't make your comic better. That just shows you only want people to read Sonichu out of pity for you.

I hope God hasn't given up on you because I certainly have.}}
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}

=== Chris reads another letter! Yay! ===
[[Image:PollResults.JPG|thumb|The poll in question. Public opinion is fun!]]
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

Okay seriously bro, you gotta just face facts here. Numbers don't god damn lie here. You need to kick up your fucking act. I told you this at least 50 times already but you seem to just ignore me. Don't try to fudge the numbers. Look at these polls, I mean come the fuck on. You claim to have over a million fans but they seem to not give a shit about you if that's what you're saying.}}
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}

=== Chris discusses his inspirations, and... huh? ===
{{Email|From: [[Evan]] George <evang7@gmail.com>

YOU are the crappy copier. You've been ripping me off since 2007 when you STOLE my drawing of the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]] for your [[Sonichu 7#The Family Guy "Skitch"|Family Guy skitch]].

And THEN, not only did you steal my Simonchu and give him a [[China|CHINA]], you never even CREDITED me for the character, you plagiarist. You are a PHONY. You WISH you were me and that you had all my Originality.

What's next? Steal my Shaqchu and make Juwanna Mannchu from him? Maybe turn my Niachu into a Niolochu? You are VILE. Realize the extent of my G.D.E. Powers and Remove the slanderous mockeries of my characters.

Oh wait, you can't, because my lawyers have already sent the cease and decist. Say goodbye to your [[Chris and art|CRAPPY, CRAYON-SCRAWLED ART with NO SENSE OF PROPORTION]].

The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human.

We're Keeping Track.}}
{{EmailReply|I drew the Ghost Buggy first; you know that. Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}

=== Guys? There's a pattern emerging here. ===
{{Email|From: Who Cares <thegoddambatman416@gmail.com>

Goddamnit Chris. I'm a longtime fan, I've been with you since your first fucking site, and I'm getting pissed at the way you're treating longtime fans like me. Yeah, I can accept that you want us to go out and do things for you, like take down the ED page (ED's a festering shit-pile of unfunniness by any rate), but you've CROSSED THE FUCKING RUBICON. The way you edit legitimate questions out of your mailbags is pathetic. And your actual responses, too: Sonichu's good because "It just is"? What the fuck kind of answer is that? YOU NEED A BETTER REASON, CHRIS.

You know what else? Those one billion fans you thought you had? They're rushing away, every fucking day. Your inability to give a shit about us is what's crippling you, Chris. WE ARE THE FANS. WE ARE IN CONTROL. NOT YOU. You can be the "[[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Great Director]]" all you want, but without fans, you'll be back to square one, with nobody, and I mean nobody, giving a shit about your comic.

Say what you will about Alec; at least he's humble.}}
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}

=== If Less is More, why can't More be Less? ===
{{Email|From: false <swhoosh986@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,

A few of my friends who read Asperchu have been saying that the way you've been closing out plot lines lately means you're going to end the Sonichu comic series. Is this true and if it is, what will you do then?

P.S. I like your comics, but am a much bigger fan of your unconventional freestyle rapping. [[Ipods Down and Listen Up]] was the bomb.}}
{{EmailReply|That is not true; I am only closing plot lines pertaining to ME alone, so I can appear LESS often in the pages for books 11 and beyond. The comic series will continue very strongly. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}

=== Autocracy is a guarantee of efficiently priorized legislation process ===
[[Image:Goatmilking.jpg|thumb|Criminal actions!]]
{{Email|From: khorne666@yahoo.com

Dear Chris Chan,

Greetings from Australia, my name is Kurt and I run the largest Sonichu fan club in Australia, we have almost 12 members now!

Here in Australia we have a problem, which we think you could solve,

In [[CWCville|cwcville]], would public milking of goats be illegal? recently the government has banned this here, among other things

attached is a photo for reference,

your greatest fan downunder

Kurt}}
{{EmailReply|Actually, I am inclined to agree with that law; milking of animals are best left in the privacy of a farm with a barn. Public milking of animals within the city is illegal in Cwcville. Thank you for bringing that up.}}

=== The comic is obviously still perfect ===
{{Email|From: criticalmass82@aol.com
Christian,

My name is Ian and I have been reading your comics for quite some time and I have some constructive criticism for you. Don't get angry, I'm only trying to help [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] be the best it can be.

The biggest thing would be the drawings. No offense, but they are bad. It is really hard to tell what things are some times, there is very little definition, you can't seem to draw elbows correctly, and you don't seem to have scale down very well. There is one drawing where [[Sonichu]] is carrying [[Rosechu]] and it looks like he is 10 feet tall carrying a 4 foot tall person.

My question on your [[art]] is, are you physically handicapped at all? Are your hands deformed or do you have poor control over your fine motor skills? Have you ever considered hiring a free lance artist to do the drawings for you so they would look professional instead of something a 8 year old with Downs Syndrome would scribble in his coloring book?

Second, [[Chris and writing|the stories suck man]]. You don't seem to have any concept of keeping continuity or story arcs correct. Like when [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|CWC's sister]] is trapped in limbo and CWC needed to track down the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Emeralds]], but then CWC turns into [[Colossal Chris]] he simply, and anti-climatically, opens a magical doorway and pulls her out. Why? You would have had so many opportunities for adventure and excitement if you had started a quest to get the Emeralds.

Also, the dialog. Dude, what the heck is up with all the rambling monologues confusing speech?

Have you considered hiring a ghost writer to help you with your story lines, making the dialog more straightforward and exciting to read?

And finally, your characters are really two-dimensional and bland. They have no personality. Honestly they seem like the same exact character, [[Kacey|with the same exact]] [[Jackie|way of talking]], but with different colors and slightly different powers.

Maybe the ghost writer you hire could help you develop your characters and give them more depth?

Perhaps you could have Alec Benson Leary help you out with the writing and stories? His comics are very rich and exciting with lots of humor and excitement and very well thought out. I know he looks up to you so he would probably be willing to do it.

One last note, I think you need to get rid of Simonlia Rosechu. She's boring and very unpleasant to look at.

Have a nice day Chris.}}
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, 1) I am NOT Physically Handicapped. 2) They are Chaotic (Sonichu Ball) Crystals; NOT Chaos Emeralds; BIG Difference. The entrance and escape from mirror worlds has been done before; have you seen the conclusion to Sega Dreamcast's '''Sonic Shuffle''' Story? 3) It's called Freedom of Speech. 4) I do not wish to hire a Ghost Writer, because he/she may mess with it and distort the story. 5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look. 6) I would rather eat 10 dung beetles than let Alec even TOUCH Digital or Regular Pen, Paint, Marker or Pencil on any of MY pages. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}

=== Chris flaunts his inputation fetish ===
{{Email|From: pickersss@post.com

I saw your [[Mailbag 50]], and I had a good laugh. It's funny knowing that you sat in your room writing up fake complimentary fan letters, because you never get them in reality. Nobody will ever send you letters like that, and it's your fault that they don't for making such a crummy comic and being such a horrible, stupid manbaby.

Grow up.}}
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=== What is "inputing" anyway? A synonym for "ignoring"? ===
{{Email|From: dontcallmeshirlie@cheerful.com

You want to apologize to your fans, to make things right, but unfortunately, your words are empty and meaningless to us. You've lied to us before. You lied about [[Rosechu]]'s tail (it was originally pointed; us long-time fans know this). You lied about posting a new comic every day (which you promised us fans you would do). You lied about finishing the Christmas story. You lied about Ivy being your God chosen heartsweet (which really hurts me, since I'm a Christian, and it makes God look bad). You lied about [[Simonla]]. You lied about [[Miyamoto Saga|making the Sonichu games happen]]. You lie and you lie and you lie and you lie, yet you expect us to just trust you.

We are not stupid. We are not [[autistic]]. We know better, and you have lost our trust with your history of [[lies]].

To make it up to us, you're going to have to do better than apologize. You're going to have to give us what we want in order for us to forgive you.

And what do we fans want? First, we'd like to elect our new mayor. With you stepping down at the end of this comic (another thing you've promised), it's the perfect time. We loyal fans have been citizens of Cwcville for nearly decade, and we deserve to have our voices heard. Have the CWCipedia sysop hold an election on-line.

Second, we want to see daily updates. Once a day, seven days a week. None of this "well, I drew the comic, but I won't upload it until later" phooey.

Third, no more lying. There's no such thing as a little white lie, and they all pile up against you until the people around you can't trust you any more. Honestly, I've been a fan since the start, but now I can't even watch a Youtube video by you or read anything you write without thinking I'm being lied to, and it hurts, because it's disrespectful to lie to people.

Fourth, no more fan service. No more Rosechu panties. No more sex scenes. I asked the other fans, and none of us appreciate it. Plus, it isn't TV-Y7. The last time I saw a panty shot in your comic, I vomited on my keyboard. I'm not attracted to animal people, and none of your fans are, so stop that nonsense for us.

Fifth, cut down the cast. You're taking a step in the right direction by removing yourself from the comic (if that isn't another lie), but there are still too many chiefs and not enough injuns. The Sonichu Comic should be about Sonichu. Not [[Wild Sonichu]]. Not [[Punchy]]. Not [[Blake]]. Just Sonichu. It's okay if they cameo from time to time, but they should never be the main focus, even for a second. The best solution is to kill off some of the characters, or at least retire them from the comic as well.

Sixth, respect other artists. Simonla isn't your creation. Evan created Simonchu/Simonla. Evan no longer wants you using that character, and you should respect his wishes. Otherwise, you can't expect others artists (like Alec) to respect you, nor can you really expect respect from your fans.

Seventh, never insult our intelligences again by creating fake emails like you did in mailbag 50 ever again. You're a naive fool if you think anyone would buy those as real emails.

These are seven things you could easily do to regain your true fans, which you've lost. If you cannot do them, then consider I and the last few true Sonichu fans lost. Your [[Heart level|fan level]] is currently shattered at 1%. I've given you the seven tools to restore it, but it's up to you to take this advice. Please do.}}
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=== This, if anything, requires a canned response ===
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|Requiescat in pace]]
{{Email|From: Mike Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>
Christopher Weston Chandler,

I am writing on behalf of my husband, Mike. Sadly Mike passed away earlier this morning around midnight. He was found slumped over in his chair with a bottle of [[alcohol]] and a mostly empty bottle of [[Wikipedia:Zolpidem|ambien]]. Until we have the autopsy on Monday, there is no way of knowing if this is suicide or if it was accidental.

I am putting my husband's affairs in order, one of which was you. I am tempted to scream at you and call you all sorts of names as I feel that YOU are the reason Mike committed suicide. One look at your filthy little page shows me that you've driven more than one person to suicide. He reached out to you in a moment of trouble and you were too busy to help him, despite your promises to.

But that would not have made Mike happy. Mike was a good [[honest]] soul who truly believed the best of everyone. He would have been happy to know that our son has come home, although it is on a sad note. I had managed to get in contact with him shortly after I found his father's still and cold body in the living room. His wife Debbie has been an unexpected stronghold of compassion during this time and I'm truly sorry that Mike never got a chance to really know her.

Because Mike thought so highly of you, I am letting you know of his passing and I am letting you see his obituary. But rest assured, none of my children NOR their friends will EVER visit your site again. They may visit Asperchu's site, but never yours. I will never be able to forgive you for ruining our family's life forever.

Marie Jackson

http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/}}
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''In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], Chris revealed that he didn't remember who Mike was, nor did he even look at Mike's obituary.

=== ...yeah, it's probably supposed to be "ignoring" ===
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
Christian Weston Chandler. I have tried to come to a reasonable compromise with you, but to no avail. You refuse all attempts I make to have a serious discussion with you (I suggest that you take me more seriously when I try to talk to you from now on, because I am losing interest in holding back Evan's wrath). So I have no choice but to return to your mailbag, full of [[Chris and censorship|CENSORSHIP]] and LIES though I know it to be. Although you probably won't read this because it is too difficult to Comprehend, perhaps your readers will find some value in it.

Let us take an examination of your [[Mailbag 48#10 Reasons|Ten Reasons]], and then I will submit my own Ten Reasons (As I received the same request for them as you).

"1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original."

Are they now? How can you say Sonichu is THE original when you PLAGIARIZE ideas and characters from [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]], [[Sega|SEGA]], [[Transformers|HASBRO]], [[Family Guy|SETH MCFARLANE]], and all the other ORIGINAL creators. Considering how much STRESS these questions give you, I do not know Why you do not simply show why writing Meg into your story is a FILTHY [[Parody|PARODY]] of the kind you DESPISE.

"2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics."

See above. You got YOUR ideas from NINTENDO'S [[Pikachu]] and SEGA's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Also, as we discussed, EVAN WANTS HIS SIMONCHU, AND ALL DERIVATIVE CHARACTERS, OUT OF YOUR COMIC. You are using them to SPITE Evan, you TROLL.

"3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months."

ASPERCHU has been around exactly 59 days as of this writing, and I completed my first issue within the first 7 days of that. You have been around ten years, yet it took you the first FIVE YEARS of that to complete [[Sonichu 0|your FIRST issue]]. Judging by ratios alone, ASPERCHU is better.

"4) I do not draw [[Sonichu 10|gore]], and I rarely draw [[Nudes|nudity]] or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison."

I would perhaps submit some of my fan letters to show how much fans love my artwork, but you can read all about it in my mailbags anyway, which you obviously don't do.

"5) It is a [[Homos|Straight]]-Oriented Comic Series."

Which alienates your gay fans. Having no such rigid boundaries in my comic allows people of ALL orientations to find something they like in ASPERCHU.

"6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences."

So not only do you plagiarize other creators, you plagiarize your OWN LIFE? ASPERCHU contains ORIGINAL plotlines.

"7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life."

So readers should give you pity-fame? I don't use my condition as a crutch to gain sympathy; I rely on my good artwork and storytelling alone to bring in fans.

"8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures."

Once again, you fail to talk about anything but YOURSELF, even when you are asked to speak of something else (Just like your unsatisfactory "apology" video, most of which you spent demanding unwarranted concessions from me rather than apologizing for your atrocious behavior). The question was about why SONICHU IS A BETTER COMIC THAN ASPERCHU, not why YOU DESERVE MORE PITY THAN ME. Although I'll grant you that one, you do deserve pity. But I am the one who deserves fans.

I keep ASPERCHU, about ASPERCHU. I do NOT use myself as a surrogate character within its pages. If people want to hear about my problems, such as the trolling I receive from YOU, they are free to ask me; when they read my comic, they just want an entertaining story.

"9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading."

So you ignored me when I told you my works are hand-drawn as well? This point too is void.

"10)I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]."

I have, as of this morning, just broken 21,000 fans. If this rate keeps up, I will surpass one million fans in less than eight years, not ten. But the rate won't keep up, it will actually increase. In a few short MONTHS, ASPERCHU has achieved a popularity on par with, then EXCEEDING Sonichu itself.

Now for my own TEN REASONS, which will mirror yours:

1.) ASPERCHU is THE original Electric-Aspergers Hedgehog.

2.) I got my ideas from ME. You won't find MY comic littered with stolen Transformers characters, personality-lacking hedgehog recolors, and out-of-context Family Guy jokes.

3.) ASPERCHU features heartbreaking themes. The good guys don't always [[Ultra Sonichu|win perfectly]], and the bad guys don't always get defeated. It's that suspense of never knowing what's around the corner that makes a good story.

4.) I include my fans in the creative process. When a fan sends their idea and requests I use it, I make a full effort to do so. What the fans want is what they get.

5.) ASPERCHU includes peoples of all races, ethnicities, creeds, and orientations. Even if I had some reason to be offended by the harmless existence of gays, which I DON'T, I would not exclude them from being a part of the ASPERCHU Experience.

6.) Rather than using my own boring life experiences as direct storylines, I create ORIGINAL stories to grip and hold the reader's attention. I do NOT use my comic as a vehicle to gain pity and sympathy from people who expect a comic to entertain them.

7.) ASPERCHU is ALWAYS on time. Nary a day has passed without updates, because I understand that Fans will feel unappreciated if they are not given consistency.

8.) ASPERCHU is painstakingly drawn to be a good work of art. Whenever I make a mistake, I spend good time and energy in Photoshop to correct it and make it easier for the viewer to understand my artistic emphasis, as well as just easier on the eyes. (All those smudgemarks and marker streaks just look unprofessional, I find.)

9.) I'll say it once again, because it is such an important point... ASPERCHU is ALWAYS, ALWAYS on time. Since ASPERCHU is my SERIOUS FRANCHISE, I don't let silly things like being TIRED or STRESSED get in the way of uploading new pages.

10.) ASPERCHU brings love to people, rather than hate and trolling.}}
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=== Yet more inputs ===
{{Email|From: Jess Skelton <untcatisfinetoo@gmail.com>

I just watched your "apology" video and I have to say I'm once again taken aback by your selfishness. You lost. Alec won. You know it. Even your voice in the video has a defeated tone to it. You just made this half-assed apology because you wanted something, not because your genuinely sorry for acting like a jerk. That's the only reason you ever apologize for anything. It's pathetic really, and only makes more people flock to Alec's Asperchu.

And your attempt to be nicer in the mailbag is laughable. In one email you told someone your a loving and caring individual. Then like two letters down, you told all gays to die in an explosion. Do you even know [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] means? Here this might help;

Hypocrite

Noun

1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

Those two definitions describe you almost perfectly. Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't mean isn't true.

One last thing. Numerous times you've stated that you have to try to be straight. Does this imply that you have trouble with being a heterosexual? You also tell people to stay on the straight path. The thing is Chris, true and honest heterosexuals don't fall off the straight path. They don't have to try to be straight. Sometimes people pretend to be straight because that's what their parents and community expects of them (i.e. hypocrites). I expect your probably one of those people, since you've openly admitted having to work at being a heterosexual.}}
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=== The what friend? ===
{{Email|From: handsomeboy@newsrap.com
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you plans?}}
{{EmailReply|Spend time with my [[Kimmi|girl friend]].}}

=== Master of diplomacy at work ===
{{Email|From: Thessaloniki M. <thessaloniki.tan@gmail.com>

Hello there, Christian. I have a few questions:

1. I see that at one point in your blog, you told Jack Thaddeus to "Go Into F***ing Scientology". What are your opinions on Scientology, if I may ask? You obviously disapprove of it, but is there anything else you have to say about it? Also, did you know that "homos" are considered evil in Scientology?

2. In [[Wikipedia:Oman|Oman]], there are laws against ugliness (such as unpainted buildings and dirty cars) that causes the sultan [[stress]]. Does CWCville have any such laws?

Regards,
Thessaloniki}}
{{EmailReply|1) I do not disapprove of Scientology, yet I do not agree with it either. 2) No.}}

=== A small fault in the fan's plan? ===
[[Image:Brosechu.jpg|thumb|Cool story, bro.]]
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>

Chris,

I think I've solved all your problems with Rosechu looking a guy. Why
not have Rosechu get hit with another magical [[rainbow]] or something and
turn into my totally original and unstolen character, Brosechu? He
enjoys keg parties, beer pong, [[Family Guy]], [[Tobacky|pot]], hanging out with his
bros and having sex with girls he meets at keg parties. Seriously I
thought this up in about five minutes and he's already a richer, more
interesting character than Rosechu.

Have a Nice Day,

Sean Watley}}
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a WOMAN.}}

=== Further proof of Chris's originality and mastery over continuity ===
{{Email|From: Evan George <evang7@gmail.com>

What happened to [[ScotPalazzo]]? All the [[jerkops]] got cured, but what of the [[Manajerks]]? Will [[Trebor Capman]] (Accomplice) ever get his?

Also, why did Sonichu leave [[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] to be brutally maimed by [[Clawdorf|Clawdoef]] for the sake of flying to Minnesota and settling a really petty grudge? See, when I introduce characters in my comic I actually use them and remember to resolve all their plotlines.

Still Keeping Track.}}
{{EmailReply|1) They were all cured. 2) That is Not the Case; Darkbind and Zelina will be fighting Clawdorf with great sword and bow/arrow battles.}}

=== Automated Message vs. Canned Reply: Battle of The Champions ===
{{Email|From: Mrs. Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

You have been sent the following message from Mrs. Jackson (mikejackson113@hotmail.com)

Mrs. Jackson wrote:

You are invited to visit the Online Obituary of Mike Jackson at Christian
Memorials. To visit this Web site, open your browser and go to:
http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/

Your PASSWORD: anime1

... create memorial Web sites, featuring

* tribute photograph
* online guestbook, visitor flowers & candles
* photo albums, video and audio clips
* build family tree and life timeline
* mutiple tribute pages (i.e. family, education, travel)
* background graphics and music, online journal
* receive sympathy eCards and private messages from visitors

To trial a memorial account today, click the following link:
http://www.christianmemorials.com/memorials/signup.asp}}
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=== And finally, insight on sports ===
[[Image:ChrisAndAsperchuWrestle.jpg|thumb|Good straight fun!]]
{{Email|From: Billy Herrington <broaniki@gmail.com>
Hello again Chris,

To answer [[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|your question]], a wife beater is a nickname of a sleeveless shirt worn by athletes. I thought someone that was as pumped up as you would know such a thing. But I have a new question for you, what is your favorite sport? Mine is wrestling. I have attached a new drawing of you and Asperchu in a friendly match of wrestling.

Take care,
Billy Herrington}}
{{EmailReply|[[Bionic|Basketball]].}}
{{Mailbag}}

Talk:It's Raining Men

2012-01-23T09:45:03Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

Is it possible that "fumbling with the mic" is actually Chris playing on the Guitar Hero? He's done it before during songs and it kind of sounds like the ticking of the tab going fast up and down... Anyone have any thoughts? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:50, 14 November 2011 (PST)
* That kinda makes sense. I've never played Guitar Hero, but it seems to me that the audio would be a bit spottier if Chris was actually fidgeting with the microphone. I'm still not sure, to me it sounded like he couldn't decide on a placement for his mic.

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2012-01-01T22:17:14Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Kicked out of college */

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] Associate's Degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|five years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates' degrees usually take students two years in the U.S. He also made [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean's]] List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his [[father]] chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son would become a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref>

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his [[birthday]].

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he was autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggo|black person]] in [[church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris was already well into his [[Love Quest]], his [[Attraction Sign]] at the ready for a full two months before falling prey to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who assumed he was [[Carlos Chantor|whoring himself out.]] Allegedly, she then yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Undeterred, Chris made a new sign, which Walsh also took down. Chris, his [[Chris and anger|wrath]] now heightened, spammed the college with copies of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'', in turn incurring a stern lecture from Walsh, who for her troubles founf herself on the receiving end of a loud [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]. He was then banned from the premises for a year, mandated (by Walsh) to take an anger management course, and forced to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> Thus, we have the [[autism papers]].

==Graduation==
After spending five years on a degree that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Notably, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] sash from [[high school]] to his college graduation.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''."
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the [[troll]] message boards were created, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2012-01-01T21:44:51Z

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: /* Kicked out of college */ I don't see how it fits, or how it couldn't easily be confused with a vandal's efforts; sarcasm doesn't transmit all that well in print.

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] Associate's Degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|five years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates' degrees usually take students two years in the U.S. He also made [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean's]] List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his [[father]] chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son would become a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref>

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his [[birthday]].

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he was autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggo|black person]] in [[church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], under the impression that Chris was soliciting [[sex]], seized [[Attraction Sign|the sign]], yelled at him in "a very violent manner," and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[Chris and anger|rage]] and spam the college with his ridiculous ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture one day, causing him to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] her in a very loud manner. This outburst caused him to be banned from PVCC for a year, and Walsh also made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> To this peculiar chain of events we owe the eventual release of the [[autism papers]].

==Graduation==
After spending five years on a degree that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Notably, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] sash from [[high school]] to his college graduation.

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Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''."
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==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the [[troll]] message boards were created, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

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Zapina

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The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here:

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[[Image:Zapina.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Curse those dumb laws!]]
'''Zapina''' is a fourteen-year-old [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who longs to strip for [[women's rights]]. She's part-Insect... somehow, meaning she has wings and her ass glows. Where did she come from? How and why is she so much younger than all the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]? Nobody knows, and fortunately, nobody gives a damn.

==Appearance==
Surprisingly, Zapina does not appear to be ripped-off wholesale from any other existing character. She does have the yellow color and ears of [[Pikachu]], as well as the eye style of a [[Sonic]] character, but the fact that she's part-Insect is all original. Yes, you read that right: for once, Chris has "created" something that is only somewhat derivative.

Despite existing solely as a means for Chris to somehow disprove criticisms on [[Pedofork|pedophilia]], she is easily the skankiest-dressed Rosechu in the series; she sports daisy-dukes and a low-cut, midriff-baring tube top, which no responsible parent would let even a high-schooler near, and appears to be wearing makeup at points.

==Appearances==
===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
At the gals' protest strip for [[women's rights]], Zapina begs the fascist [[Rosechu]] to allow her to get naked for the camera. Sensibly, Rosechu won't allow her to be present (citing "dumb laws"), until [[Lolisa]] promises to look after her. She helps by using her powers to provide light for their retarded little strip protest.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
In the [[dating education]] episode, we see [[Simonla]] outside CWCville U talking to Zapina. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend" which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16 year old boy".

[[Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Someone needs to call Chris Hansen...]]

==Pedoforkism==
This makes a grand total of three Rosechus who have hinted that they would like to exploit Zapina. The first is Rosechu, who mentioned those gosh darn laws; second is Lolisa, who says it's A-OK for a child to be around women stripping nude; now Simonla seems to be trying to nudge Zapina into a sexual relationship of her own.

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