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CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"

2011-02-17T04:04:15Z

The Merchant: The only embedded fan video is no longer on YouTube, so I just deleted the parody section

Released 24 [[April 2009]], '''CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]'s second music video to date. It depicts Christian enacting his ideal proposal, and is followed by [[Wedding Comic|another comic about his ideal wedding]] to [[Ivy]]. He provides vocals over the song [[Wikipedia:It's All Coming Back to Me Now|"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"]] by Celine Dion.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KoattvuAvNg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 April 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] Classic
| previous = [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]
| next = [[I Got A Fish]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

My sweetest Ivy, you mean the whole world to me. You have changed me, and formed me into such a more p—...sociable, much better more humble human being. I will never forget you forget that, and I love you so much. Even throughout the whole mistakes we have... I have made, and through the qualms of our relationship, we still managed... to walk through them very well, and continue on, on a good note. So Ivy, I sta—I th—and is a... just one simple question:

[''Drawing of Chris holding out ring''] Will you do me the honor, of being my wife, my sweetest Ivy?

[''Failtastic hand-drawn depiction of Chris's fantasy wedding'']

And if we...do whatever you want. I look for you, and it all comes back to me. I love you Ivy.

==The fuck?==

[[Image:November-rain-dress.jpg|thumb|right|The Wedding Dress Chris ripped off from Guns n Roses]]
[[Image:IvyWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Looks pretty similar, doesn't it?]]

*CWC couldn't afford an actual ring to show [[Ivy]], as he spent it all on vidya gaems.
*Nor could he be bothered to find the karaoke version of the song he attempts to sing.
*Chris shows imaginary characters (spoiler: they're all based on real [[trolls]] - GEE, WHO KNOWS WHY?) attending his wedding, solidifying the fact that Chris has no friends, at least ones that aren't trolls.
*Gekco and Mantis at 2:59. Extremely awkward looking Ivy at 3:54.
*There is a presumable new CWC sub-episode of "Ivy's wedding" from what he shows in the video.
*Ivy's wedding dress is a complete rip off of the dress shown in the music video for "November Rain" by Guns n Roses.
*This is the second time Chris has waged aural warfare upon us.
*He's serious. '''WAT'''.

==Cast==
Mixed in among everyone's favorite regulars, Chris chose this particular chapter to debut several off color and unusual new characters.

Among those featured are (in order of appearance):

* Chris
* Ivy
* [[Blake]]
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Wild Sonichu]]
* [[Punchy Sonichu]]
* [[Rosechu]]
* [[Simonla Rosechu]]
* [[Layla]]
* Spas, the feline Pianist
* [[Metal Gear Solid|Gecko and Mantis]], a pair of Raptor Chefs.
* Rachel, a Houndour and church doorman?
* Lilith, a freak
* [[Officer Keino]], Ivy's father, characterized as Coach John McGuirk
* [[Ching Chong]], a girl Ivy tutored in art
* Obscure priest fellow
* [[Crass and Champ]], Ivy's hermit crabs
* [[Sarah Hammer]] as Christian's best man

==The comic==
On 12 May 2009, [[Clyde Cash]] released the comic featured in the video.

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<gallery>
Image:WedRing.jpg
Image:IvyCWC1.jpg
Image:IvyCWC2.jpg
Image:SpasPianist.jpg
Image:IvyWedding.jpg
Image:SchuComicSP2P1.jpg
Image:SchuComicSP2P2.jpg
Image:SchuComicSP2P3.jpg
Image:SchuComicSP2P4.jpg|Oh snap! Coach Mcguirk
Image:SchuComicSP2P5.jpg
Image:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Wedding Comic]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]|nextlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-24]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-24]]

List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-02-15T01:35:31Z

The Merchant: /* 16 March */

Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent ego-searches for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed - it has a totally negative effect.

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===Known ED sockpuppets===

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc] (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2007; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan] (active 30 Dec 2007)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah] (active 19 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde] (active 21 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith] (active 25 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn] (active 26 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon] (active 12 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler] (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN] (active 7 Aug 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf] (active 14 Aug 2008)

===November 2007===

====10 November====

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]

* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").

* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.

* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"

* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "crayola model magic." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)

* Changes references to the [[the Tale of the Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.

* Edits a section on him being racist to read:

{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}

* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:

{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}

* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:

{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}

* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}

* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)

* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."

* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"

* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

====11 November====

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

====12 November====

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest heart in the world (poem)|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart.

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On, My Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virignia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get stared at in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]

==2008==

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]

* Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has lay dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui] and [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer], and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE![http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED accounts, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu], is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

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List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-02-15T01:16:21Z

The Merchant: /* 25 January */

Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent ego-searches for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed - it has a totally negative effect.

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===Known ED sockpuppets===

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc] (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2007; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan] (active 30 Dec 2007)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah] (active 19 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde] (active 21 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith] (active 25 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn] (active 26 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon] (active 12 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler] (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN] (active 7 Aug 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf] (active 14 Aug 2008)

===November 2007===

====10 November====

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]

* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").

* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.

* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"

* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "crayola model magic." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)

* Changes references to the [[the Tale of the Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.

* Edits a section on him being racist to read:

{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}

* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:

{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}

* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:

{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}

* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}

* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)

* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."

* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"

* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

====11 November====

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

====12 November====

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest heart in the world (poem)|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart.

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On, My Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virignia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get stared at in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]

==2008==

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]

* Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has lay dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui] and [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer], and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE![http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED account, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu], is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

{{The Internet}}
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[[Category:Lists]]
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[[Category: ED Saga]]

LittleBigPlanet

2011-02-09T03:53:20Z

The Merchant: /* Sonichu costume */

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|'LittleBiGPlanet; it is a Planet that is Little, it is a Planet that is Big. LittleBiGPlanet.' A motto for the game I made up.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>}}
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb||Sometimes free advertising isn't the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]] and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]

'''''LittleBigPlanet''''' (or "Little Pig Blanket" coming from [[Chris]]'s [[Speech impediment|marble-filled mouth]]) is a critically acclaimed platformer game, released exclusively for [[Sony]] platforms, the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]]. It is basically a [[autism|nice, cheerful, soft-to-touch, vibrant-colored]] side-scrolling action game which allows players to craft custom levels.

While the game had a very promising start, tiny storm clouds started to gather when Chris got his [[Claw of Failure|claws]] on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' beta, and started posting videos that showed his ''enthusiastic'' approval of the game and his [[lie|amazing custom levels]]. Chris, being an enthusiastic fan of the game, fancies himself an ''LBP'' spokesmanchild, while failing to realize that neither his reputation nor his promotional activities actually help convince people that ''LBP'' is worth playing.

==Chris and ''LBP''==

[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|Sackboy says: The rumors that the only game worth playing on PS3 is on other consoles too are completely true. Get it now.]]

Chris is a huge fan of ''LittleBigPlanet''. He participated in the beta test in the fall of [[2008]], and was very annoyed that he had to take a ''whole week-long break'' between the beta's expiration and the official release of the retail version.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]</ref> He was also terribly concerned about whether or not his creations from the beta would still work in the real game. When ''LBP'' was released, Chris disappeared from the [[Internet]] for the better part of two months in [[November 2008|November]] and [[December 2008]]. The game's main character, "Sackboy," has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics (most prominently in the preview for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which was released before the blackout). Chris has every available trophy for the game in his [[PlayStation Network]] trophy case, as well as every single game add-on available in the [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads#LittleBigPlanet|PSN Store]].

The biggest reason Chris latched onto ''LittleBigPlanet'' was that it let him make ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu: The Game]]''. Seriously, that's all he ever wanted. Before the arrival of the ''LBP'' level editor, no game development platform was sufficiently idiot-proof — more complex development systems, after all, make unreasonable demands like ''learning something about game design''. With ''LittleBigPlanet'', everyone can mash a level together! Or so the theory goes...

The title is also a widely-touted PlayStation exclusive, often cited by console-warring fanboys in their attacks the [[HEXbox]], which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much. Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, however, he thinks that pirates made versions of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for the [[Wii]] and [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] before the game was even out, and condemned these vile bastardizations before even finding out if they ''actually'' exist.

Not everything is rosy in Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet'' world, though. He has had problems saving his profile, because he has collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how many level-creation widgets the player character can carry or stuff into a level at any given time. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he also expresses the hope that he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of ''LittleBigPlanet'' as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?) He was also [[F Abstinance#Description|unhappy with the Sonic the Hedgehog DLC]] (likely because it made it marginally difficult for him to create his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|horrid abominations]] in-game). As he knows absolutely nothing about how videogames work, he demands that the parts be completely redone to match his own moronic concepts.

In yet another example of irony flying right over Chris's balding head, his favorite video game is narrated by Stephen Fry, a well-known [[homos|homosexual]] and enthusiastic gay rights advocate. (He's also a successful author, actor, comedian, narrator for classic literature and film, and proponent of the supremacy of science, as opposed to [[GodJesus|theism]], making him something close to the Platonic anti-Chris.)

==Chris vs. Sony vs. the LBP Community==

Sony and Chris have become best friends and worst enemies over ''LittleBigPlanet''. It's not surprising that the LBP community is one of the few online communities Chris has gotten into voluntarily. However, just like in the case of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa contest]] and PS3 boards in general, his personality and antics have not helped him to earn friends there.

Late in 2008, Chris's "[[PS3 History Level|PS3 History]]" videos were featured on the the game's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when [[troll]]s began to link and post the many [[Nudes|NOODZ]] of the level's creator.

Sony Europe pulled his [[Sonichu]] levels several weeks later under grounds of "[[Copyright]] Infringement." This was not enough to get him banned, however, and the levels are back in the servers.

Several videos that Chris posted were addressed to the ''LBP'' community at large. See most of his ''LBP'' videos, the "Collector's Case" videos in particular, for several good examples. In [[Download For Play Only]], Chris also begged the ''LBP'' community to not modify copies of his level, even though the game allows it.

===On costumes===
[[File:SonicLBPCostumes.jpg|thumb|The costumes that failed to meet Chris's specifications...]]
[[File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|thumb|...and Chris's subsequent bitching]]

Much later, in [[March 2010]], Sony released a DLC pack of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] costumes for ''LBP''. While one would think that something like this would fill the Sonic-obsessed Chris with joy, Chris was deeply disappointed with the release, because it didn't help him make [[Sonichu]]. Not content to wallow in misery alone, Chris let Sony know how he felt by posting the following rant to LittleBigWorkshop. In classic Chris style, his only contribution to the community is to bitterly whine about something that nobody else cares about, and his only demand to game developers is to ask for something that would benefit him alone.

{{quotebox|I waited long for something like this sweet Sonic Costume Set to BEST put together my Sonichu Costume for my Sackperson. But I am disappointed on a few things about the Sonic and Werehog costumes that CAN BE FIXED IN AN UPDATE.

Firstly, the respective Headdresses; I was expecting the Spikes and the Ears to be TWO SEPERATE PIECES: Spikes for Hair and Ears for Head. With the two merged together into a HEAD Piece, I can not have the Bunny Ears Required to make the Ears REQUIRED for my Sonichu Costume.

Second, the Spines and Tails for the two costume pieces should be seperate Also; The Spines for NECK and Tails for Waist. Firstly, with THAT TAIL, it makes an Unacceptable Odd appearance of TWO TAILS on the Sonichu Costume. Plus, for my [[Rosechu]] Costume, I would require the Spines to be a Neck Piece, because with the Spines/Tails being a Single TORSO Piece, [[Women's rights|SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WEAR HER DRESS]].

I am deeply not satisfied with these portions of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Werehog Costumes.

Christian Weston Chandler. Original Author of Sonichu; see my [[Cwcipedia]] at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page
PSN Online ID: Sonichu}}

Sony did not respond.

==Chris' ''LittleBigPlanet'' creations==

: ''See also: [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]''

Chris has created many levels in ''LittleBigPlanet'' and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him. With all the trophies in the game already bagged, years of playing and thousands spent on video games, one would think Chris would be able to both play the game at some tolerable skill level and also at least have some gut feeling on what goes into design of an enjoyable game level. But no: it shows how the entirety of his videogame achievements were obtained through merciless, uninterrupted grinding.

Interestingly, Chris's levels show the same problems as his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and [[Chris and camerawork|the videos]]. They're poorly thought-out, not playtested at all before publishing, show laziness and technical incompetence all around and have a mindblowingly irritating overall look. Chris obviously applies the same minimum-effort approach to ''LBP'' as he does to everything else. Do note that nearly all of Chris's levels follow the tried-and-true 'combine two franchises' technique, and that all of them have been tagged by LittleBigPlanet players as being 'creepy', 'weird', 'rubbish', and 'frustrating'.

===Sonichu Level===
[[File:SC9.jpg|thumb|A Sackboy panics as he's almost crushed by a giant wooden Sonichu. Be warned: Chris's levels kill innocent Sackpeople.]]

Chris began mashing this level together in the era when ''LBP'' was still in beta, and was quite concerned whether or not the beta-era levels would be playable in the final game. [[True and Loyal Fanbase|The Loyal Fanbase]], most of which either lacked their idol's new favorite video game, or were not lucky enough to be in the beta program, waited the release of the game - and Chris's videos of the same - with bated breath. ''And then we got this.''

The Sonichu level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for Sonichu. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first ''LBP'' level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels. This is especially true if one's idea of a masterpiece is a level full of random inaccessible areas, ugly design, and frustratingly hard platforming.

The level is loosely based on [[Sonichu 0|Episode 1]] of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic. The rest of the level is just expanses of empty areas, poorly made blocks of material, small poorly-made jumping puzzles and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] enough.

TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some Sonichu stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.

===CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled "BugerTime" Level===

Chris continues the "one franchise + another franchise = totally unique and original and wholly his own" train of thought with... ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' and the [[1982]] arcade game BurgerTime. Although it was rumored that this level was also left a smoking hole in the ground after Sony lashed out on rip-offs, it's still online and almost impossible to complete due to Chris' incompetent programming; in almost three years, the level has only been completed eighteen times.

===Sonichu costume===

Chris created a Sonichu costume for his Sackboy. Needless to say, it looked neither like a Sonichu nor a costume.

===PS3 History Level===

{{main|PS3 History Level}}

This is the level that catapulted Chris to fame, when it was featured on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' website as one of the honorable mentions in an ''LBP'' contest. The level was vastly improved compared to the Sonichu level, which, however, still isn't saying much. Apparently, Chris figured out how to [[Pixelblocks|build things]], but completely forgot to add enemies, traps, or fun. Rather than including purposeful challenges, CWC decided to make the level so buggy you'd have to be [[autistic]] to sit through it.

The real purpose of this level is advertising his "wonderful" recreations of the [[PS3]], [[PSP]] and [[Gitar of Fail|guitar controller]], dispensing prize bubbles, and most importantly, showing his PS3 game collection which includes ''four'' games with hot chicks — so you'd better not doubt his straightness. Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history — the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever. Clearly, fanboy-ism is more important than quality.

Chris won the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' level pack after this demonstration of the power of the weapon that will lead us into the 21st century.

===LittleBigPlanet Collector's Case===

Being an incurable packrat, Chris ran into problems when he was unable to save his accumulated garbage into his ''LBP'' profile. He figured out that since items you've collected can be placed into levels, he should create a "collector's case": a few boxes stacked atop each other, and elevators to make climbing easier. Stick items in bubbles, and photos to the background to remind you what's in it. Chris, of course, believed this was one of the most remarkable ideas ever, and asked everyone to thank him for this amazing original idea and give kudos to their new community mastermind. Never mind that there had been many similar "collector's cases" available in the servers already. Never mind that the idea of persistent storage in game levels had been around for decades.

Chris created two videos in which he demoed the levels, one with the level empty and ready for abuse, one with the cases jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, in the second video, Chris figured out how to hook up the microphone, so Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).

After the release of ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', Chris republished the level as "LBP 2 Collecter's Case" (sic). It truly showcases all of the highly innovative new features of the sequel - namely, its backwards compatibility. Chris's hoarding tendencies also just can't be kept in check.

===First Date Level===

Made on Valentine's Day [[2009]] and meant for [[Julie]], this level reaches towards good taste, and rapes it brutally. The level features some seemingly rather difficult-to-navigate buildings. A plagiarized "rollercoaster" is the highlight of the level, with '''TWO''' extreme loops, passing by some of the [[Homos|gaudiest pink trees]] in existence. Once these ten seconds of mild amusement are over, [[fail]] inevitably appears. You're led into a [[Gay | pink]] room full of hearts, where you're supposed to take [[Nudes|pictures]] of you and your [[sweetheart]]. Chris is completely unaware of how damn creepy this is.

He also condemns those who dare to play the level in one-player mode by making them take a path where a lever in the '[[McDonald's|romantic dinner]]' scene takes a single player out of the level and into a depressing black-and-white void away from all the action, mocking the player for being single ("No Date? Wow, that sucks. :(" a speech balloon says as rocks pelt the poor bachelor Sackperson) as they mope and hang their head in shame all the way to the course clear screen.

The level was also recycled in [[#Rescuing Kacey|Rescuing Kacey]] video, and Chris also used screenshots of it (and the Kacey level) in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|To Jackie, with Love]].

===Metal Speed Solid===

Oh God, you knew it was coming. Chris corrupts everything, no exceptions. In this abortion of a level, Chris distills the essence of ''MGS'': [[Sonic|linear, boring speed sections]] and impossibly difficult turret sections that instantly kill you. Oh, and rave lights, lots of seizure-inducing material, including an almost impossible jetpack race through a maze of electrified walls and glitchy sections where you must travel at '[[Sonic]] speed'. Luckily, no one will ever have to sit through it. Why? Because, if the frustrating, repetitive deaths don't stop you, Chris's poorly made pathways will glitch you into giving up!

===Rescuing Kacey===

"Rescuing [[Kacey]]" was made in [[November 2009]] and presented in video [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]. The plot of this video roughly follows the infamous [[Sonichu Special 4|Gun Comic]], which was leaked later. In this level, Chris rides some buses, mercilessly guns down [[Liquid Chris]] who is allegedly holding Kacey hostage, and receives massive ego-stroking from extremely crude cutout characters who represent Kacey's family. In a segment that was ''not'' in the comic, Chris and Kacey leap in the [[hanky-panky|bed]] in preparation for the date. The level is rather unremarkable until you realize that Chris is controlling Chris, Kacey ''and'' Liquid- just ''why'' did he buy three controllers for PS3?

The second half of the video also recycles the [[#First Date Level|First Date Level]], and makes no attempt at hiding the fact that it was created for Valentine's Day 2009 which occurred quite a long time ''before'' Chris and Kacey met.

===The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom===
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|A sackboy expresses his fury at being forced to play this.]]
"The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom ([[semen|Foretaste]] Version)" was announced on [[Twitter]] on 9 [[February 2010]], and it's based on the compelling prose written by Chris and his latest [[gal-pal]] [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]]. It features owls, [[Chris and writing#Chris as a comic writer|walls of text]] and completely inexplicable (yet inevitable) cameos by two certain [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Chris promised a full version, though judging by Chris's previous track record and the fact that Chris's relationship with the Wallflower came to end as a direct result of the release of the level preview (which inadvertently allowed legions of trolls to learn her real name), the full level will likely not be completed. Chris has so far not produced a video of this level, but the fanbase has documented this soulless, sloppy sidestory.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFjCm0Xk3E</ref>
 

==''LittleBigPlanet 2''==
[[File:Littlebigplanet2-boxart.jpg|thumb|Little Pig Blanket 2]]

''LittleBigPlanet 2'' was released on 18 [[January 2011]], precipitating a still-deeper retreat into the [[PS3|hugbox]]. Chris pre-ordered the Collector's Edition six months in advance after trading in "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS Games", all of which only covered about half the price.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 7]]</ref>
 

==Sauces==

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==External links==

* [http://lbp.me/u/Sonichu Chris's LBP profile] (or at least it ''would'' be there, if he actually cared about his billion-strong fanbase)
* [http://lbp.me/search?q=Sonichu Sonichu creations on LBP] (including Chris's true original creations and some fascinating fan creations)
*[[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet|Wikipedia article on ''LittleBigPlanet'']]

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{{quote|'LittleBiGPlanet; it is a Planet that is Little, it is a Planet that is Big. LittleBiGPlanet.' A motto for the game I made up.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>}}
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb||Sometimes free advertising isn't the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]] and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]

'''''LittleBigPlanet''''' (or "Little Pig Blanket" coming from [[Chris]]'s [[Speech impediment|marble-filled mouth]]) is a critically acclaimed platformer game, released exclusively for [[Sony]] platforms, the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]]. It is basically a [[autism|nice, cheerful, soft-to-touch, vibrant-colored]] side-scrolling action game which allows players to craft custom levels.

While the game had a very promising start, tiny storm clouds started to gather when Chris got his [[Claw of Failure|claws]] on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' beta, and started posting videos that showed his ''enthusiastic'' approval of the game and his [[lie|amazing custom levels]]. Chris, being an enthusiastic fan of the game, fancies himself an ''LBP'' spokesmanchild, while failing to realize that neither his reputation nor his promotional activities actually help convince people that ''LBP'' is worth playing.

==Chris and ''LBP''==

[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|Sackboy says: The rumors that the only game worth playing on PS3 is on other consoles too are completely true. Get it now.]]

Chris is a huge fan of ''LittleBigPlanet''. He participated in the beta test in the fall of [[2008]], and was very annoyed that he had to take a ''whole week-long break'' between the beta's expiration and the official release of the retail version.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]</ref> He was also terribly concerned about whether or not his creations from the beta would still work in the real game. When ''LBP'' was released, Chris disappeared from the [[Internet]] for the better part of two months in [[November 2008|November]] and [[December 2008]]. The game's main character, "Sackboy," has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics (most prominently in the preview for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which was released before the blackout). Chris has every available trophy for the game in his [[PlayStation Network]] trophy case, as well as every single game add-on available in the [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads#LittleBigPlanet|PSN Store]].

The biggest reason Chris latched onto ''LittleBigPlanet'' was that it let him make ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu: The Game]]''. Seriously, that's all he ever wanted. Before the arrival of the ''LBP'' level editor, no game development platform was sufficiently idiot-proof — more complex development systems, after all, make unreasonable demands like ''learning something about game design''. With ''LittleBigPlanet'', everyone can mash a level together! Or so the theory goes...

The title is also a widely-touted PlayStation exclusive, often cited by console-warring fanboys in their attacks the [[HEXbox]], which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much. Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, however, he thinks that pirates made versions of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for the [[Wii]] and [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] before the game was even out, and condemned these vile bastardizations before even finding out if they ''actually'' exist.

Not everything is rosy in Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet'' world, though. He has had problems saving his profile, because he has collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how many level-creation widgets the player character can carry or stuff into a level at any given time. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he also expresses the hope that he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of ''LittleBigPlanet'' as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?) He was also [[F Abstinance#Description|unhappy with the Sonic the Hedgehog DLC]] (likely because it made it marginally difficult for him to create his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|horrid abominations]] in-game). As he knows absolutely nothing about how videogames work, he demands that the parts be completely redone to match his own moronic concepts.

In yet another example of irony flying right over Chris's balding head, his favorite video game is narrated by Stephen Fry, a well-known [[homos|homosexual]] and enthusiastic gay rights advocate. (He's also a successful author, actor, comedian, narrator for classic literature and film, and proponent of the supremacy of science, as opposed to [[GodJesus|theism]], making him something close to the Platonic anti-Chris.)

==Chris vs. Sony vs. the LBP Community==

Sony and Chris have become best friends and worst enemies over ''LittleBigPlanet''. It's not surprising that the LBP community is one of the few online communities Chris has gotten into voluntarily. However, just like in the case of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa contest]] and PS3 boards in general, his personality and antics have not helped him to earn friends there.

Late in 2008, Chris's "[[PS3 History Level|PS3 History]]" videos were featured on the the game's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when [[troll]]s began to link and post the many [[Nudes|NOODZ]] of the level's creator.

Sony Europe pulled his [[Sonichu]] levels several weeks later under grounds of "[[Copyright]] Infringement." This was not enough to get him banned, however, and the levels are back in the servers.

Several videos that Chris posted were addressed to the ''LBP'' community at large. See most of his ''LBP'' videos, the "Collector's Case" videos in particular, for several good examples. In [[Download For Play Only]], Chris also begged the ''LBP'' community to not modify copies of his level, even though the game allows it.

===On costumes===
[[File:SonicLBPCostumes.jpg|thumb|The costumes that failed to meet Chris's specifications...]]
[[File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|thumb|...and Chris's subsequent bitching]]

Much later, in [[March 2010]], Sony released a DLC pack of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] costumes for ''LBP''. While one would think that something like this would fill the Sonic-obsessed Chris with joy, Chris was deeply disappointed with the release, because it didn't help him make [[Sonichu]]. Not content to wallow in misery alone, Chris let Sony know how he felt by posting the following rant to LittleBigWorkshop. In classic Chris style, his only contribution to the community is to bitterly whine about something that nobody else cares about, and his only demand to game developers is to ask for something that would benefit him alone.

{{quotebox|I waited long for something like this sweet Sonic Costume Set to BEST put together my Sonichu Costume for my Sackperson. But I am disappointed on a few things about the Sonic and Werehog costumes that CAN BE FIXED IN AN UPDATE.

Firstly, the respective Headdresses; I was expecting the Spikes and the Ears to be TWO SEPERATE PIECES: Spikes for Hair and Ears for Head. With the two merged together into a HEAD Piece, I can not have the Bunny Ears Required to make the Ears REQUIRED for my Sonichu Costume.

Second, the Spines and Tails for the two costume pieces should be seperate Also; The Spines for NECK and Tails for Waist. Firstly, with THAT TAIL, it makes an Unacceptable Odd appearance of TWO TAILS on the Sonichu Costume. Plus, for my [[Rosechu]] Costume, I would require the Spines to be a Neck Piece, because with the Spines/Tails being a Single TORSO Piece, [[Women's rights|SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WEAR HER DRESS]].

I am deeply not satisfied with these portions of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Werehog Costumes.

Christian Weston Chandler. Original Author of Sonichu; see my [[Cwcipedia]] at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page
PSN Online ID: Sonichu}}

Sony did not respond.

==Chris' ''LittleBigPlanet'' creations==

: ''See also: [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]''

Chris has created many levels in ''LittleBigPlanet'' and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him. With all the trophies in the game already bagged, years of playing and thousands spent on video games, one would think Chris would be able to both play the game at some tolerable skill level and also at least have some gut feeling on what goes into design of an enjoyable game level. But no: it shows how the entirety of his videogame achievements were obtained through merciless, uninterrupted grinding.

Interestingly, Chris's levels show the same problems as his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and [[Chris and camerawork|the videos]]. They're poorly thought-out, not playtested at all before publishing, show laziness and technical incompetence all around and have a mindblowingly irritating overall look. Chris obviously applies the same minimum-effort approach to ''LBP'' as he does to everything else. Do note that nearly all of Chris's levels follow the tried-and-true 'combine two franchises' technique, and that all of them have been tagged by LittleBigPlanet players as being 'creepy', 'weird', 'rubbish', and 'frustrating'.

===Sonichu Level===
[[File:SC9.jpg|thumb|A Sackboy panics as he's almost crushed by a giant wooden Sonichu. Be warned: Chris's levels kill innocent Sackpeople.]]

Chris began mashing this level together in the era when ''LBP'' was still in beta, and was quite concerned whether or not the beta-era levels would be playable in the final game. [[True and Loyal Fanbase|The Loyal Fanbase]], most of which either lacked their idol's new favorite video game, or were not lucky enough to be in the beta program, waited the release of the game - and Chris's videos of the same - with bated breath. ''And then we got this.''

The Sonichu level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for Sonichu. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first ''LBP'' level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels. This is especially true if one's idea of a masterpiece is a level full of random inaccessible areas, ugly design, and frustratingly hard platforming.

The level is loosely based on [[Sonichu 0|Episode 1]] of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic. The rest of the level is just expanses of empty areas, poorly made blocks of material, small poorly-made jumping puzzles and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] enough.

TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some Sonichu stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.

===CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled "BugerTime" Level===

Chris continues the "one franchise + another franchise = totally unique and original and wholly his own" train of thought with... ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' and the [[1982]] arcade game BurgerTime. Although it was rumored that this level was also left a smoking hole in the ground after Sony lashed out on rip-offs, it's still online and almost impossible to complete due to Chris' incompetent programming; in almost three years, the level has only been completed eighteen times.

===Sonichu costume===

Chris created a Sonichu costume for his Sackboy. Needless to say, it looked neither like a Sonichu or a costume.

===PS3 History Level===

{{main|PS3 History Level}}

This is the level that catapulted Chris to fame, when it was featured on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' website as one of the honorable mentions in an ''LBP'' contest. The level was vastly improved compared to the Sonichu level, which, however, still isn't saying much. Apparently, Chris figured out how to [[Pixelblocks|build things]], but completely forgot to add enemies, traps, or fun. Rather than including purposeful challenges, CWC decided to make the level so buggy you'd have to be [[autistic]] to sit through it.

The real purpose of this level is advertising his "wonderful" recreations of the [[PS3]], [[PSP]] and [[Gitar of Fail|guitar controller]], dispensing prize bubbles, and most importantly, showing his PS3 game collection which includes ''four'' games with hot chicks — so you'd better not doubt his straightness. Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history — the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever. Clearly, fanboy-ism is more important than quality.

Chris won the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' level pack after this demonstration of the power of the weapon that will lead us into the 21st century.

===LittleBigPlanet Collector's Case===

Being an incurable packrat, Chris ran into problems when he was unable to save his accumulated garbage into his ''LBP'' profile. He figured out that since items you've collected can be placed into levels, he should create a "collector's case": a few boxes stacked atop each other, and elevators to make climbing easier. Stick items in bubbles, and photos to the background to remind you what's in it. Chris, of course, believed this was one of the most remarkable ideas ever, and asked everyone to thank him for this amazing original idea and give kudos to their new community mastermind. Never mind that there had been many similar "collector's cases" available in the servers already. Never mind that the idea of persistent storage in game levels had been around for decades.

Chris created two videos in which he demoed the levels, one with the level empty and ready for abuse, one with the cases jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, in the second video, Chris figured out how to hook up the microphone, so Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).

After the release of ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', Chris republished the level as "LBP 2 Collecter's Case" (sic). It truly showcases all of the highly innovative new features of the sequel - namely, its backwards compatibility. Chris's hoarding tendencies also just can't be kept in check.

===First Date Level===

Made on Valentine's Day [[2009]] and meant for [[Julie]], this level reaches towards good taste, and rapes it brutally. The level features some seemingly rather difficult-to-navigate buildings. A plagiarized "rollercoaster" is the highlight of the level, with '''TWO''' extreme loops, passing by some of the [[Homos|gaudiest pink trees]] in existence. Once these ten seconds of mild amusement are over, [[fail]] inevitably appears. You're led into a [[Gay | pink]] room full of hearts, where you're supposed to take [[Nudes|pictures]] of you and your [[sweetheart]]. Chris is completely unaware of how damn creepy this is.

He also condemns those who dare to play the level in one-player mode by making them take a path where a lever in the '[[McDonald's|romantic dinner]]' scene takes a single player out of the level and into a depressing black-and-white void away from all the action, mocking the player for being single ("No Date? Wow, that sucks. :(" a speech balloon says as rocks pelt the poor bachelor Sackperson) as they mope and hang their head in shame all the way to the course clear screen.

The level was also recycled in [[#Rescuing Kacey|Rescuing Kacey]] video, and Chris also used screenshots of it (and the Kacey level) in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|To Jackie, with Love]].

===Metal Speed Solid===

Oh God, you knew it was coming. Chris corrupts everything, no exceptions. In this abortion of a level, Chris distills the essence of ''MGS'': [[Sonic|linear, boring speed sections]] and impossibly difficult turret sections that instantly kill you. Oh, and rave lights, lots of seizure-inducing material, including an almost impossible jetpack race through a maze of electrified walls and glitchy sections where you must travel at '[[Sonic]] speed'. Luckily, no one will ever have to sit through it. Why? Because, if the frustrating, repetitive deaths don't stop you, Chris's poorly made pathways will glitch you into giving up!

===Rescuing Kacey===

"Rescuing [[Kacey]]" was made in [[November 2009]] and presented in video [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]. The plot of this video roughly follows the infamous [[Sonichu Special 4|Gun Comic]], which was leaked later. In this level, Chris rides some buses, mercilessly guns down [[Liquid Chris]] who is allegedly holding Kacey hostage, and receives massive ego-stroking from extremely crude cutout characters who represent Kacey's family. In a segment that was ''not'' in the comic, Chris and Kacey leap in the [[hanky-panky|bed]] in preparation for the date. The level is rather unremarkable until you realize that Chris is controlling Chris, Kacey ''and'' Liquid- just ''why'' did he buy three controllers for PS3?

The second half of the video also recycles the [[#First Date Level|First Date Level]], and makes no attempt at hiding the fact that it was created for Valentine's Day 2009 which occurred quite a long time ''before'' Chris and Kacey met.

===The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom===
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|A sackboy expresses his fury at being forced to play this.]]
"The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom ([[semen|Foretaste]] Version)" was announced on [[Twitter]] on 9 [[February 2010]], and it's based on the compelling prose written by Chris and his latest [[gal-pal]] [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]]. It features owls, [[Chris and writing#Chris as a comic writer|walls of text]] and completely inexplicable (yet inevitable) cameos by two certain [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Chris promised a full version, though judging by Chris's previous track record and the fact that Chris's relationship with the Wallflower came to end as a direct result of the release of the level preview (which inadvertently allowed legions of trolls to learn her real name), the full level will likely not be completed. Chris has so far not produced a video of this level, but the fanbase has documented this soulless, sloppy sidestory.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFjCm0Xk3E</ref>
 

==''LittleBigPlanet 2''==
[[File:Littlebigplanet2-boxart.jpg|thumb|Little Pig Blanket 2]]

''LittleBigPlanet 2'' was released on 18 [[January 2011]], precipitating a still-deeper retreat into the [[PS3|hugbox]]. Chris pre-ordered the Collector's Edition six months in advance after trading in "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS Games", all of which only covered about half the price.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 7]]</ref>
 

==Sauces==

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==External links==

* [http://lbp.me/u/Sonichu Chris's LBP profile] (or at least it ''would'' be there, if he actually cared about his billion-strong fanbase)
* [http://lbp.me/search?q=Sonichu Sonichu creations on LBP] (including Chris's true original creations and some fascinating fan creations)
*[[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet|Wikipedia article on ''LittleBigPlanet'']]

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