Update 01/12/2016

2016-01-15T04:58:11Z

Thechurchchurch:

'''Update 01/12/2016''' was of course, created on 12 January 2016. In this video, Chris gets jealous that someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party, and [[Hypocrisy|ironically]] gets upset that someone is [[Copyright|ripping off]] [[Brand loyalty|his merchandise]], claiming infringement left and right.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|I Do NOT endorse Ouzuo's Sleepover Party at all.}}

== Video ==
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| stardate = 12 [[January 2016]]
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| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
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== Transcription ==
''Chris's voice is unusually quiet, and his expression is warped. He's clearly upset.''

Hello everybody, good evening. ''([[Stress sigh|sigh]])'' I'm in a bit of a mood right now, not to upset my current business inputs and whatnot, buuut...

I want to make a few thi-I want to make one thing very very clear, er, with the, er, individual... er, (???) male to female Jeff/Francine, Ouzuo's over in Seattle, Washington... hmm, has pretended to ''be'' me and er, made knockoff merchandise on my watch and he's- he has been requested to pay me and wrote to me and hasn't done so yet. Also er...

''Chris breathes deeply.''

His infringement on the use of my Sonichu character is still being- is under [[English|quite]] debate, especially since because... I have not personally authorised or agreed to most anything yet, of him using my characters and likene- and likeness or whatnot. So therefore everything he is selling on his stores online...

'''No good.''' 'Specially by MY viewpoint. Aaaand... in his own strange mind, in his ide- he has the idea quote/unquote I'm sharing the rights to Sonichu with him, TO-tally false. That is not the case at all.

And also, also upon which-AH, he is infringing on my Sonichu rights as well, including-ah, as including as stated in this invitations to his- his up- his upcoming party, claiming of a quote/unquote new Sonichu amiibo figure, he's playing off the old standby fake, cus it's only using the default "Sonic" pose, and y'all know the pose I put my- put the official Sonichu figures IN, and as they SHOULD be... He's totally infringing.

So, to recap... Jeff Ouzuo's... Francine Ouzuo's... needs to be taken down... He-she still needs to pay the royalties to me very much, aaand do not go to his/her party whatsoever.

That's about it... Thankyou and have a good, safe day 'n' night.

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2016-01-11T06:13:53Z

Thechurchchurch:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe. Nobody ever took him up on his offer.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign.

Surprisingly, her camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
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| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
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| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Plain red
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an– I just shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

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Update 01/12/2016

$50 for a video holiday greeting!