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User talk:Freecell

2011-02-17T11:27:06Z

Thelieisacake: fffffffffff

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

User:Thelieisacake

2010-07-02T18:54:13Z

Thelieisacake: Replaced content with 'Moved to User:Freecell'

Moved to [[User:Freecell]]

Down with Asperchu

2010-07-02T11:26:50Z

Thelieisacake: Another undo; the article doesn't need moar piping and that was already linked to in the previous paragraph.

'''Down with Asperchu''' (officially '''01092010 - Down With Asperchu!!!.MOV''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 9 January 2010. Since Chris thought he was victorious over the [[Homos|gays]] after getting the despised ads taken off of his [[CWCipedia]], he imposed his [[Chris and anger|wrath]] upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].

Chris delusionally calls Asperchu [[Chris and hypocrisy|'''fan fiction''']] and a [[parody]], continues to deny any links between [[Asperger's]] and [[autism]], and calls out to his [[fanbase]] not to read any of the Asperchu comics. Throughout the video he makes insane [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown|karate-chop]] style hand movements in an attempt to illustrate what he is saying.

For some reason, Chris had started wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring]] around his [[Sonichu medallion]].

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Down with Asperchu
| image = {{#ev:youtube|RZelFvv2pas}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]] Captain Falcon
| previous = [[This was my fault]]
| next = [[12 January 2010]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Currently wearing my ring on my medal, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 9th, 2010.

Welp, on the one hand, I am pleased to announce that I have finally got through to their thi-to the homosetsuals' thick skulls, that [[I am STRAIGHT|I am straight]] and [[Sonichu 10|I can not care for their kind]].

On the other hand, it backfired on me, because...the sup-because Alec Something paid off Jack Thaddeus for the adspace, and now is falsely ad-and now is wrongfully advertising his [[Sonichu (comic)|FAN FICTION]], (''dramatic glasses removal'') and I emphasize fan fiction, and parodic Asperchu.

Not only is he trying to play...on any "LINKS" between Asperger's and Autism which there are not. I'm not saying similarities, I'm saying LINKS. Anyway, his character not only is a parody and a-fu-a vulgar fan fiction, of my Sonichu character, but he plays off of my [[obesity|PAST Buddha Belly]], (''in a high girly voice'') and my masculine bosoms!

He is not to be trusted and [[Chris and his Ego|his comics are not to be read.]] And therefore, I am making the statement that I have absolutely NO LINK or connections with him whatsoever, Mr. Alec Something and his Asperchu. And therefore, with all that, it is...everything that he draws is NOT in canon of my Sonichu comics or the CWCipedia whatsoever. So, completely abandon him, I say so! I have spoken there!

And also, with HIS placement of my character in HIS comics, I am at this moment and this date verifying that he is in the WRONG! He is in the wrong, especially with epi-wi-stu-with doing the, with doing it with HIS homosetsual take and I do not care for that.

No links, ther-I have no connections or establishments or anything canon between his comics and mine, and his...ver-and his sss-parodic COPYCAT parody of my CWCipedia. So at this moment I will leave you with that,

DOWN WITH ALEC AND HIS ''FREAKIN''' ASPERCHU!!

Little sunbitch thinking he tryin' to frighten ME off (''raspberry'') ''HE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! [[Death_threats|DIE'', you son of a bitch, Alec, die!]]

But as for everybody else and, uh, as for most everybody else, I say-uh peace, stay safe, and have a good day. And continue to enjoy Sonichu comics, two pages a day.

Bye now.

==Alec's response to the video==

In Asperpedia's Fan Mail 3, a fellow fan of Alec's warned Alec about Chris's wish on his life.

{{Email|'''Name:''' Anthony R

'''From:''' anthony197930@hotmail.com

'''Message:''' Hi Alec,
I just wanted to know if you have seen the latest video by the dastardly Christopher Weston Chandler (AKA [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]). In it, on top of getting your name wrong, he made several slanders against your good name, and even had the gall to call your comic parodic! I sincerely hope that you will not let this attack stand, for it's obvious that he is jealous of both your comic, and your good fortune.

Also, I urge you to take precautions against Chris. He looks unhinged, and it looks like he made a death threat against you. I really hope that you take care of yourself good sir, because I worry about the stability of Chris.

Take care, and I can't wait to see your next comic!

-Anthony R.

-Trevor}}
{{EmailReply|'''Reply:''' Hello Anthony, I have indeed watched the most recent video by that sorrowful IBA. I would like him to get my name correct (my last name is most certainly NOT "something"), but one too many times now I have seen how little respect he has, even for those who give him nothing but respect. I will naturally not let the comic stand at all - my weapon of choice in this war is to simply continue making the comic to the best of my abilities, which thankfully have far exceeded his own. I do not fear for the death threats, but rather I rejoice in knowing that I am a valiant warrior in the struggle against oppression; you might say I am like the Gandhi to his British Empire. Thank you for your continued loyalty and support; we all must stand united as one against this foe.
'''-ALB'''}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{Captain's Log}}

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-07-02T11:22:35Z

Thelieisacake: Undone, purely because this is said in a very similar manner in the last paragraph already, and doesn't need as much piping to do it.

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

'''Nathanael Greene Elementary School''' is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Standardsville, Virginia|Standardsville, Virginia]], a 192 acre (77.7 hectares) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

[[Bob]] pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by the principal and members of the staff.

{{quote|...they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for [[homos]], since [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D., 5 November 2004<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The [[autism papers]] confirm that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to avoid the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, a clear picture of what actually took place has never come together. In his accounts of and references to the incident, Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted the school staff to "abuse" him) and tends to spin the story in a way that favors him.

==Chris's side of the story==
Though Chris does briefly complain about getting an F in the fourth grade during the [[Song of Christian]], he doesn't mention anything else about his time at Nathanael Greene in that video. His earliest recorded account of the incident that led him to leave the school appears in his first major YouTube address to the world, from 7 [[November 2007]].

{{quote|...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early 1990s) [inhales sharply] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not. Hands down. But, anyway, we eventually moved to Chesterfield County for a nice, better school system.|Chris, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]}}

He recounted a similar, but shorter version of the story in his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|Wikipedia profile]].

{{quote|Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after physical abuse from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.|Chris, on Wikipedia, 01 May 2009.}}

In the [[Father Call]], from [[November 2009]], Chris brought up the incident more or less out of nowhere, seemingly as a bid for sympathy.

{{quote|Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school...prinstapull...and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber? ... They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution!|Chris, [[Father Call]]}}

One of the [[Common Questions]] Chris answered in the Mailbag in November 2009 asked him to list the 10 worst things that had happened in his life. The elementary-school incident came in at number 10.

{{quote|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade.|It was worse than The Autism, but not as bad as leaving high school.}}

In early 2009, Chris began to reveal another facet to his story, claiming that the principal was homosexual. He first alluded to this element of the story in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|Captain's Log video]] from 21 January 2009, where he hinted that he had uncovered "repressed memories." Chris later went into a bit more detail in [[Mumble 3]].

{{quote|Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]].}}
[[File:Asperchu Principal Parody.JPG|thumb|left|After he told Alec in that phone call, it was parodied in [[Asperchu]]]]

Chris recounted an expanded version of the story in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], when Alec claimed that homosexuals had never done him any harm.

{{quote|I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.|Chris, setting himself up for another parody.}}

When Alec pressed him to explain what those "offensive things" were, Chris couldn't recall any details. Bear in mind that Chris considers anything offensive if it's something he doesn't want to hear, so Bruce was probably just telling Chris to study harder or behave better or something.

Given the fragmented nature of Chris's accounts, it's not clear whether he believes that the principal's-lap incident and the pinned-down-and-taped incident were directly connected. Certainly it's easy to imagine how they might be linked together: Chris goes to see the principal, he feels threatened, he becomes agitated, then more staff members have to be called in to deal with the problem. Another possibility is that he threw a hissy fit over [[Song of Christian|getting an F on an assignment]] and the situation got out of hand. However, a more complete and reliable version of the story (or stories) has yet to be discovered.

==Missing details==
Obviously, there are several oddities and inconsistencies in Chris's stories.

*Chris has never clearly explained what triggered these incidents. According to all of his accounts, the school faculty simply assaulted him without provocation, or out of lustful or sadistic motives.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded entirely by people who didn't understand his condition.
*As a rule, elementary school principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior. It's quite likely, however, that Johnson was just trying to comfort Chris, and forgot the rule. After all, even if he was [[pedofork|into little boys]], why would he want to molest ''Chris''?
*On top of that, the odds that an openly gay man would be employed as an educator in the conservative South in the early 1990s are slim to none.

Furthermore, this assumes that Chris's claims of abuse by his principal aren't entirely fabricated to begin with. It's possible that he came up with that element of his story simply as an excuse to defend his homophobia and a means of further proving his straightness. He first mentioned the discovery of his "repressed memories" in a video recorded right after his [[IRC (20 January 2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]], where [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] accused him of being a closeted homosexual and mocked his bizarre attitudes towards gay people.

As for the more thoroughly-documented incident where Chris supposedly had to be subdued, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was difficult for the school's staff to control, and the district sought evidence to prove that Chris needed to be moved out of mainstream schools. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child with mental disabilities needs.

==The "institution"==
A critical gap in the story concerns exactly where Chris would have gone if he had been removed from the mainstream school system, as the Nathanael Greene staff proposed. As mentioned above, the psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|psychiatric survey]] in [[2004]] described it as a "special school," but Chris generally refers to it using harsher terms like "institution" or "mental institution," as in the [[Father_Call#Experience_and_respect|Father Call]] and his [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville|e-mails with Jackie]], presumably because Bob had referred to it that way.

One clue appears in the [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_Lies_About_The_Game_Place|Jackie communications]], where Chris calls it "that Winchester Mental Institution." Winchester is a small city in the Shenandoah Valley area of northwestern Virginia, and it's home to the [http://www.grafton.org Grafton School], a well-established school and group home that specializes in, among other things, the education and treatment of young people with autism. Some observers speculate that this may be where Chris would have been sent had his parents not insisted on mainstreaming him.

The reasons why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment aren't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents whose children have special needs:

* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents.
* They may have assumed that Chris would be stigmatized by being put in a special school.
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school.
* They may have feared that a greater financial burden would be imposed by them if Chris was moved to a special school.
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal," while educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation.

==The aftermath==
After pulling Chris out of Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was eventually dropped in 1994. In 1992, Chris's family moved him away to the Richmond suburbs in order to keep him in mainstream classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

This is perhaps the most significant turning point in Chris's development. Had he received an education more effectively tailored to his needs and learned more about his condition beyond how to use it as an excuse, he might have become a substantially more well-adjusted adult. Unfortunately, we will never know.

==See also==
*[[Bruce Johnson]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

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11042009 51 50

2010-07-02T05:10:03Z

Thelieisacake: Removed a redundancy. Also, rewrote part of the newest revision. It's a good idea, I just reworded the last segment for flow and emphasis.

{{Rename}}

"'''11042009 51 50'''" is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in [[Chris]] claims to do 51 curls of two 50 pound [[honor roll|(by his estimate)]] (23 kg) boxes of soda while wearing a ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' shirt. The average human can lift their own body weight. A 12-pack of soda weighs [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_12-pack_of_canned_soda_weigh 10 1/2 lbs.] (5 kg). It is unknown if Chris can, or has attempted to, lift more that 21 pounds, but seeing that he weighs about 200-225 lbs. and is almost incapable of this simple exercise, he certainly lacks the strength of the average human.

Chris uses improvised dumbells to display [[I AM STRONG|his strength]] once more. Any intelligent person could buy a decent set of weights for $20 or less (which might not be such a good idea for Chris, since he'd probably injure himself actually trying to lift fifty pounds), but Chris isn't about to waste his [[monthly tugboat]] on something that could actually improve his life in any real way. It should be noted that his technique is horrible and lacking a full range of muscle movement, taking away most of the strain from the arms and [[Fail|rendering the exercise useless]]. Yet, around halfway into the video, the [[Obesity|profuse sweating]] still manages to make a return in a big way. Of course, in typical CWC fashion, one of his can packs breaks and the contents spill out onto the floor.

Incidentally, "5150" usually refers to an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold) involuntary psychiatric hold] in the State of California.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 11042009 51 50
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hladtYan5x0}}
| stardate = 5 November 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]
| next = [[No More Jokes]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Video seems to start in mid-sentence, Chris is holding a 12-pack of Minute Maid lemonade cans on his knee'']...12-pack. [''knocks on carton''] All the cans are in there. [''Turns the carton so he can read the content information''] 4.26 litres total. Estimated weight [''hefts box with his right hand, needing his left hand to support it as he does so''] unngh, I'd say [[Fail|over 50 pounds]] a thing.

[''Fumbles with the carton as he switches it to his left hand and holds it to his side, then uses his right hand to grab a second 12-pack of lemonade''] So now, watch this, aight?

[''Begins doing curls with the two 12-packs, counting reps for each arm aloud.'']

'''''Reps 1 through 3:''' Chris's posture is slouched forward as he lifts the cartons to shoulder height. He sways a bit from side to side with each rep.''

'''''Reps 4 through 6:''' Chris is already having difficulty lifting the cartons. He starts straining his eyes and his head rocks from side to side more.''

'''''Reps 7 and 8:''' Chris suddenly winces and arches backward as he lifts rep 7, his terrible posture giving him obvious pain. He grimaces through these reps.''

'''''Reps 9 through 11:''' He relaxes here, but he starts rocking his torso back and forth with the reps, as his arms alone are not able to pull the weight unassisted.''

'''''Reps 12 and 13:''' His swaying torso is no longer enough for these massive weights, so he starts kicking his legs a bit to help out.''

'''''Reps 14 through 17:''' Chris stops kicking his legs, but continues to rock back and forth.''

'''''Rep 18:''' Miscounts number 18 for his right arm as 19, but catches his mistake by counting his left arm as 19 twice.''

'''''Reps 20 through 31:''' Still rocking side to side and back and forth as he lifts, occasionally using his legs for assistance.''

'''''Reps 31 through 35:''' Chris's torso movement is now much more pronounced, flopping in all directions. Though his voice remains steady, his contorted face says he really hopes this will end soon.''

'''''Rep 36:''' He twists the carton in his right hand as he brings it up instead of keeping it straight, compromising the carton's structural integrity.''

'''''Rep 37:''' The inevitable happens. Chris twists the right side carton again as he lifts it and this time the carton rips and falls to his lap. He turns the box around and grips it by the other side of the hole he had been gripping it by.''

'''''Reps 38 through 44:''' Rep 38 goes smoother as he had a chance to rest while fumbling with the broken carton, but starting with rep 39, Chris is absolutely straining to bring the right side carton up to his shoulder. He twists his neck to his left each time he does so and scrunches his face tightly.''

''On 40, two cans fall out of the damaged box. He puts them back in and then starts on 41 for his right arm forgetting to do rep 40 for his left.''

'''''Reps 45 through 49:''' On 45, Chris twists his entire body to the left to bring the right-side carton up. This flies in the face of pretty much anyone's estimate of [[mass debating|which of his arms would be stronger]]. His following reps are a bit more relaxed, but he's still struggling mightily, especially with the right-side carton.''

'''''Rep 49:''' Another can falls out of the damaged box. Chris catches it on his lap and puts it back in the box.''

And that's not me. I am unstoppable.

'''''Rep 50:''' Chris resumes where he left off, reaching 50, which he pronounces to be "The Big Five-Oh".''

And to get around in the business sense, [''Lifts his right box high over his head''] fifty-one! [''Repeats action with his left''] And fifty...'''ONE!''' [''Sticks tongue out obscenely.''] Whaaaa! [''Places boxes on the ground''] What a workout!

[''Chris's face is completely drenched with sweat, he flashes a double thumbs-up, then flexes.''] I'm Strong '''NNNNGH'''! [''Approaches camera''] So ther- [''Video ends mid-word.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

1980s

2010-07-02T05:04:33Z

Thelieisacake: Forgot to add a comma to something.

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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler (he wouldn't change his name until [[1994]]). According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* Around this time, [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* May - Bob and Barbara Chandler have hot, sweaty, old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born at approximately 5:30 AM at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville, Virginia]].<ref>[[Chris_on_Wikipedia]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville, Virgina]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his babysitter, "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic.<ref>First statement was done in the Song of Christian video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil babysitter named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in Richmond as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot. It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the autistic child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* This year - Chris first meets his childhood friend and [[gal pal]], Sarah Hammer.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1985===
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at Greene County Primary School.

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris has a dream that he has a daughter named Crystal, and is working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

1980s

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Thelieisacake: "Also in 1984, Chris was being watched by Big Brother." Hurr durr. Changed a word.

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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler (he wouldn't change his name until [[1994]]). According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* Around this time, [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* May - Bob and Barbara Chandler have hot, sweaty, old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born at approximately 5:30 AM at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville, Virginia]].<ref>[[Chris_on_Wikipedia]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville, Virgina]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his babysitter, "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic.<ref>First statement was done in the Song of Christian video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil babysitter named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in Richmond as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot. It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the autistic child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* This year - Chris first meets his childhood friend and [[gal pal]], Sarah Hammer.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1985===
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at Greene County Primary School.

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris has a dream that he has a daughter named Crystal, and is working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Sarah May

2010-07-02T04:56:27Z

Thelieisacake: Tense disagreement

[[Sarah May]] was a [[gal pal]] of Chris whom he loved "as a friend." She was also a co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat, but attempted suicide in [[Mumble 8]] after he mistakenly called her [[Julie]].

On 04 [[March 2009]], Sarah May [[Sarah Reveals Herself|revealed herself as a troll]], but not before making Chris draw [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle|penis]] in order to get his Yahoo! account back.

==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]

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{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-07-02T04:54:15Z

Thelieisacake: Removed a paragraph which was a 'repeat' of a later section and was in the wrong place anyway. Merged two sections. Moved a paragraph to a different section.

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-02T04:40:20Z

Thelieisacake:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4|4]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5|5]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6|6]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7|7]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 8|8]]

== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:It's UGH!

2010-07-02T04:32:25Z

Thelieisacake: Champ herself has stated that she's fine with light conversation. Stop being a tightass and putting up this 'not a forum' shit everywhere.

==To do==
*wikiize. Would do it now but there's a lot of shit going on today. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:19, 24 July 2009 (CEST)
** I'd do more but I'm a wiki retard. D: Also that sounds like a good idea, Chris being the songbird he is. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 23:27, 24 July 2009 (CEST)

As an aside, it may be profitable to create a music video category and create a template for all the music videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:19, 24 July 2009 (CEST)

Added lyrics, but punctuation is off. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:15, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
*We really should restrict this to Chris original lyrics, since the lyrics are probably copyrighted and therefore SERIOUS BUSINESS. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:37, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

==Retitled==
Now it's "I am not gay, I am just Silly and Stupid, aka 'It's ____'" --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:25, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

==New Description too==
{{quotebox|I INFORM YOU TRUE,

I was Blackmailed originally into singing that Damn, Dirty Song. Upon Initial Reading of the Lyrics, I FELT QUEASY and GOING TO THROW UP. I expressed that Fully in the FIRST TRIAL of singing it, even though I deleted it, someone else may have Mirrored those Close-Ups of my body and Vocals. I REMAIN STRONG AND TRUE; ONLY Straightness is Rightous; "Gay" IS "Stupid", and DO NOT use the word "Gay" IN ANY SENTENCE, UNLESS you are actually talking to or about a PAPER-CERTIFIED Homosexual (they're already all damned).

I AM A PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN; I Personally Hold ALL the paperwork.

For the while, with "Stan Bush" at my PSP/PC/PS3 offering me Inspiration to continue on. I required an instance WHY of all human and God-Giving Reason, and if it was AT ALL, that original track ever GOOD and Beneficial for the Cause to Stay Straight. It took an Ex-Troll-Turned-Friend to let me know that TomBoy ORIGINALLY wrote that song as a MOCKERY. That was ALL I need to know and hear to MAKE MY MOCKERY to Gays, and SING ON. I have fulfilled my End of the Deal with Victory and Valour towards the Rightous Cause of Being Straight. I had "From the darkness stumbled into the Light". While it "Seems like it's been Forever", This was the "Last Round" that I had to "Fight for what I Know IS RIGHT". "Everyone may try to Break my Spirits, Keepin' Me Down," But NO MORE.

I, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, Virginia; TRUE ORIGINAL Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, WITH EYE-WITNESSES back on HIS and HER Dates Of Creation and Birth, AM BACK, and I will not stand idle and be Disrespected with fellow Local Citizens of all Genders and Races Falling in That Disrespect In My Wake.

I thank you ALL to RESPECT and CONTINUE RESPECTING Me, My Friends, My Hometowns, and THESE United States of America. I AM STRAIGHT; CUT YOUR DAMN, DIRTY "GAY" THEORIES THE FUCK OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE FOREVER.

Thank You.

Christian Weston Chandler, July 25, 2009 }}
--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

* AND BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I'M STRAIGHT! I love how he invokes all kinds of powers and uses random capitalization to prove his right. What the hell is a paper certified straight man supposed to be anyway? --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:49, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

== Anyone ever notice... ==

...how Chris sounds like a Muppet or a depressed Yoda in the first video? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:30, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris always sounds like an emotionless muppet. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Edward

2010-07-01T23:35:25Z

Thelieisacake:

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::*Thank you. It means a lot to me. And tell her that i'll stop if she really hates it that much. I am a CWCki editor first and if i'm made to choose then I'd abandon the twitter thing instantly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:07, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::*My two cents: What the fuck? Clyde protected Ed, but now we've got Cogs trolling CWCki members. I seriously hope you guys get that template removed.

:::::::::::And as for that template? Moon plz, it's full of fail. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:33, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::::*Again: Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::*Look at what I added to that template. Looks like a saga is about to start on the CWCki. Banfest '10, anyone? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

::::::::::::::*I think I know why she's mad; she was the one who pushed Twitter onto Chris, and then the feed got spammed. I don't know what she was expecting, but I would have expected something like that if I was in her position. Either way, it seems she got fed up with her own project and is taking it out on the people who spoiled it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::*Makes sense. She's grouchy because her plan failed. It failed almost as soon as it was put in though. I don't know why she's only just getting like this now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== 'New section for each new subject' ==
Quit pissing and moaning, you fucking crybabies. Don't you know how a society works? People will make fun of you. If you can laugh it off, you might earn some fucking respect. Your attitude about cogs is pissing me right off. This is cogs' place and that user box is lulzy. You might recognize that, if you actually had a working sense of humor. (I've read some of your articles -- you don't.)

By the way, Edward, nobody goes to the Asperpedia for the wiki. They only go there to read the latest comics, so stop shitting it up with your earnest, unfunny articles on minutiae. Just stop trying so fucking hard in general, will ya? You're making a ton of enemies.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:42, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm sorry if I didn't quite feel like just staying quiet and letting Cogs walk all over me. I know its her site, and I respect that. That doesn't mean that I have to like her attitude about this whole thing. I think she is being immature, and I am allowed to hold an opinion on someone, contrary to your beliefs. I haven't insulted her, I haven't started a flame war, and I haven't gone around whining about how terrible it all is. All in all I think i've been putting up with all of this rather well. And as for you comments about my sense of humour, I would like to say that that comment box is not something that you are meant to laugh at. Cogs was being serious. And what is all this about Asperpedia now? Since when were the Asperpedia articles meant to be funny? I've just been documenting the events of the comics like was intended. They set up the site on a wiki format for a reason. If the sole purpose of the entire site was just the comics themselves then it wouldn't be a wiki format. Anyway, thats another subject altogether. You have a problem with my Asperpedia work then you can take it up with me there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* You apparently saw my message instantly and replied within 15 minutes. What the fuck, dude, are you on here 24/7? As for the Asperpedia, it was set up as a wiki as a fucking JOKE, to troll Chris with something that looked like his cwcipedia. And YES, the Asperpedia was meant to be FUNNY. The fact that you call what you do there "work" is so goddamn sad I want to cry for you. I come here for the lulz, so I'm gonna say "peace" and back out of the room. Also, I'm beginning to suspect you may still be a teenager and thus, unable to accept the slightest criticism. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 01:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
**You are right. I am a teenager. Criticism is not my problem though. My problem is that you are not criticising me. You are just outright insulting me. There is a difference. I expected an actual answer from you and what did I get? I'm supposedly sad for actually writing something for a wiki site, I apparantly spend all day and all night on the CWCki cause I gave you a quick reply, and I apparantly can't take criticism because I responded and didn't agree with everything you said. And of course I got the obligatory 'For the lulz' crap. If we're sharing our opinions of eachother, I think that you are just some eleven year old straight from ED, who has no clue what they are actually talking about, and didn't bother to check the facts before they got involved in an argument over them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I can vouch for Edward on this; back on the asperpedia forums he didn't want to discuss his issues with cogs, so it's not like he's starting anything. Frankly I think cogs is overreacting too, Edward's involvement was minor compared to the real perpetrators, hardly worth locking down his userpage for something that he kept separate from CWCki. As for the asperpedia, Mao promoted him there and I'm fairly sure Alec's given him free reign to fill in the backstory. So far the owners have no problem with Edwards "unfunniness". [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:26, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Bill. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:14, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
== Re: Welcome Template ==

Not all templates are there to make the page they appear on cleaner in appearance. We should be using the welcome template to save ourselves having to copy the long body of the welcome message, by substituting. Substituting a template is easy, just add '''subst:''' after then opening {{ and the code from the template automagically gets placed on the page. The welcome template is too wordy at present, and could do with shortening. When substituting the welcome message appears to make a user's talk page messy, it has become too long.

It's also important to remember the purpose of the welcome message is to welcome new users. It looks like we put a lot less effort in to welcoming someone if they can see we simply linked them to a template. While they may later realise that it was simply a substituted template, the initial illusion is still quite a nice one to keep. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
*Alright then. I'll take your word for that. You know what your talking about more than I do. I was just asking. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:55, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Quick Question ==
Are the people involved involved with Sonichu the animated series supposed to be a little mean? (Redfeather specifically) [[user:BabyNeko]]
*They're not SUPPOSED to. Whether they even are or not is a matter of opinion. Apparantly they are rather unpopular on CWCki. I'm not too sure why. I haven't seen anything they have said to CWCki guys and haven't had any contact with them. I think its a namefag thing. I have spoke to Spazkid before. He's alright. He can be kind of an asshole when he gets upset, but he's alright if you catch him on a good day. Redfeather though I can't speak for. Oh, and sign your comments. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hey Ed ==

They did it. they fucking did it again! they hacked apserpedia and blocked pretty much everyone that was not an admin all the while talking about pvcc 4ever.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:53, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not blocked. Weird. Edward, since Mao seems to be unresponsive, do you think you can do anything about this?[[User:L33tSilvie|L33tSilvie]] 04:03, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::No I can't. Believe me, i'd like to, but I can't. They have control of the admin accounts. If I did anything to oppose them then they could could not only ban me too, but even strip me of my current powers. Unless the real Mao gave me admin status too then I can't help. That they haven't banned me makes me think that they are just doing whatever they find funny. While I may have some powers on the site, believe me it's nothing much and anything I do is not official. I certainly don't have regular contact with the higherups. All I can do is wait for the real Mao to fix this shit. Until then i'm trying to lay low and hope that I can stay below the radar until I can unban you all and restore the pages once the site is back. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Alex ==
Fuck yes. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I knew you'd approve. Come on then; Let's get drunk! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**"When would eating apples ever come up in a date? Also, the apple itself is not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"more coming soon."
::[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:55, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Fuck my life. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:34, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Ed, I haven't been following this Alex vs. Delbonte thing very much, but personally I think its just a pointless flame war. Both sides are acting like fags, no matter who's in the wrong. It also sounds like Alex is just attention whoring, trying to make himself into trollbait. Just let it blow over and save yourself the trouble. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I know he is. I just can't help it. I know it's probably not worth the trouble. IT'S JUST THAT I HATE HIM SO MUCH! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:50, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Can we ever bury the hatchet? If so, what will it take? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:19, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
***Very easily! You could stop whining about everything, and take my advice by moving to another account and just lurk. If you went on to lurking on another account, no-one would bother to track you. Your not a lolcow, your just irritating. If you just moved to another account and abandoned your current one, people would forget about you instantly, and you could start your online rep fresh with a new name. As long as you don't start bitching about apples again then you'd be safe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****There are times when things go in your favor and it feels nice, but then there are other times where things work out for you and you know that you were doing the right thing anyway. I can't think of anything more satisfying than these moments. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:35, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Saving Flipnotes ==

Great work with saving the abomination before the mods killed it. How do you save those things anyways? Is there a program I need?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I don't know how people usually do it actually. As it happens, today I was around my grandparent's house because I am ill, and a few days back I had downloaded a trial version of Camtasia Studio to try my hand at making some more Asperchu audiobooks. I failed on that count, but the trial wasn't over yet. So I just got it up, recorded the video on Hatena and uploaded it. I know it looks like I saved it, but that's just because I edited it so well. Really I just recorded this with a webcam. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:08, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Edward

2010-07-01T23:34:58Z

Thelieisacake:

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::*Thank you. It means a lot to me. And tell her that i'll stop if she really hates it that much. I am a CWCki editor first and if i'm made to choose then I'd abandon the twitter thing instantly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:07, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::*My two cents: What the fuck? Clyde protected Ed, but now we've got Cogs trolling CWCki members. I seriously hope you guys get that template removed.

:::::::::::And as for that template? Moon plz, it's full of fail. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:33, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::::*Again: Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::*Look at what I added to that template. Looks like a saga is about to start on the CWCki. Banfest '10, anyone? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

::::::::::::::*I think I know why she's mad; she was the one who pushed Twitter onto Chris, and then the feed got spammed. I don't know what she was expecting, but I would have expected something like that if I was in her position. Either way, it seems she got fed up with her own project and is taking it out on the people who spoiled it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::*Makes sense. She's grouchy because her plan failed. It failed almost as soon as it was put in though. I don't know why she's only just getting like this now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== 'New section for each new subject' ==
Quit pissing and moaning, you fucking crybabies. Don't you know how a society works? People will make fun of you. If you can laugh it off, you might earn some fucking respect. Your attitude about cogs is pissing me right off. This is cogs' place and that user box is lulzy. You might recognize that, if you actually had a working sense of humor. (I've read some of your articles -- you don't.)

By the way, Edward, nobody goes to the Asperpedia for the wiki. They only go there to read the latest comics, so stop shitting it up with your earnest, unfunny articles on minutiae. Just stop trying so fucking hard in general, will ya? You're making a ton of enemies.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:42, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm sorry if I didn't quite feel like just staying quiet and letting Cogs walk all over me. I know its her site, and I respect that. That doesn't mean that I have to like her attitude about this whole thing. I think she is being immature, and I am allowed to hold an opinion on someone, contrary to your beliefs. I haven't insulted her, I haven't started a flame war, and I haven't gone around whining about how terrible it all is. All in all I think i've been putting up with all of this rather well. And as for you comments about my sense of humour, I would like to say that that comment box is not something that you are meant to laugh at. Cogs was being serious. And what is all this about Asperpedia now? Since when were the Asperpedia articles meant to be funny? I've just been documenting the events of the comics like was intended. They set up the site on a wiki format for a reason. If the sole purpose of the entire site was just the comics themselves then it wouldn't be a wiki format. Anyway, thats another subject altogether. You have a problem with my Asperpedia work then you can take it up with me there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* You apparently saw my message instantly and replied within 15 minutes. What the fuck, dude, are you on here 24/7? As for the Asperpedia, it was set up as a wiki as a fucking JOKE, to troll Chris with something that looked like his cwcipedia. And YES, the Asperpedia was meant to be FUNNY. The fact that you call what you do there "work" is so goddamn sad I want to cry for you. I come here for the lulz, so I'm gonna say "peace" and back out of the room. Also, I'm beginning to suspect you may still be a teenager and thus, unable to accept the slightest criticism. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 01:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
**You are right. I am a teenager. Criticism is not my problem though. My problem is that you are not criticising me. You are just outright insulting me. There is a difference. I expected an actual answer from you and what did I get? I'm supposedly sad for actually writing something for a wiki site, I apparantly spend all day and all night on the CWCki cause I gave you a quick reply, and I apparantly can't take criticism because I responded and didn't agree with everything you said. And of course I got the obligatory 'For the lulz' crap. If we're sharing our opinions of eachother, I think that you are just some eleven year old straight from ED, who has no clue what they are actually talking about, and didn't bother to check the facts before they got involved in an argument over them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I can vouch for Edward on this; back on the asperpedia forums he didn't want to discuss his issues with cogs, so it's not like he's starting anything. Frankly I think cogs is overreacting too, Edward's involvement was minor compared to the real perpetrators, hardly worth locking down his userpage for something that he kept separate from CWCki. As for the asperpedia, Mao promoted him there and I'm fairly sure Alec's given him free reign to fill in the backstory. So far the owners have no problem with Edwards "unfunniness". [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:26, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Bill. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:14, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
== Re: Welcome Template ==

Not all templates are there to make the page they appear on cleaner in appearance. We should be using the welcome template to save ourselves having to copy the long body of the welcome message, by substituting. Substituting a template is easy, just add '''subst:''' after then opening {{ and the code from the template automagically gets placed on the page. The welcome template is too wordy at present, and could do with shortening. When substituting the welcome message appears to make a user's talk page messy, it has become too long.

It's also important to remember the purpose of the welcome message is to welcome new users. It looks like we put a lot less effort in to welcoming someone if they can see we simply linked them to a template. While they may later realise that it was simply a substituted template, the initial illusion is still quite a nice one to keep. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
*Alright then. I'll take your word for that. You know what your talking about more than I do. I was just asking. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:55, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Quick Question ==
Are the people involved involved with Sonichu the animated series supposed to be a little mean? (Redfeather specifically) [[user:BabyNeko]]
*They're not SUPPOSED to. Whether they even are or not is a matter of opinion. Apparantly they are rather unpopular on CWCki. I'm not too sure why. I haven't seen anything they have said to CWCki guys and haven't had any contact with them. I think its a namefag thing. I have spoke to Spazkid before. He's alright. He can be kind of an asshole when he gets upset, but he's alright if you catch him on a good day. Redfeather though I can't speak for. Oh, and sign your comments. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hey Ed ==

They did it. they fucking did it again! they hacked apserpedia and blocked pretty much everyone that was not an admin all the while talking about pvcc 4ever.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:53, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not blocked. Weird. Edward, since Mao seems to be unresponsive, do you think you can do anything about this?[[User:L33tSilvie|L33tSilvie]] 04:03, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::No I can't. Believe me, i'd like to, but I can't. They have control of the admin accounts. If I did anything to oppose them then they could could not only ban me too, but even strip me of my current powers. Unless the real Mao gave me admin status too then I can't help. That they haven't banned me makes me think that they are just doing whatever they find funny. While I may have some powers on the site, believe me it's nothing much and anything I do is not official. I certainly don't have regular contact with the higherups. All I can do is wait for the real Mao to fix this shit. Until then i'm trying to lay low and hope that I can stay below the radar until I can unban you all and restore the pages once the site is back. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Alex ==
Fuck yes. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I knew you'd approve. Come on then; Let's get drunk! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**"When would eating apples ever come up in a date? Also, the apple itself is not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"more coming soon."
::[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:55, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Fuck my life. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:34, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Ed, I haven't been following this Alex vs. Delbonte thing very much, but personally I think its just a pointless flame war. Both sides are acting like fags, no matter who's in the wrong. It also sounds like Alex is just attention whoring, trying to make himself into trollbait. Just let it blow over and save yourself the trouble. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I know he is. I just can't help it. I know it's probably not worth the trouble. IT'S JUST THAT I HATE HIM SO MUCH! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:50, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Can we ever bury the hatchet? If so, what will it take? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:19, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
***Very easily! You could stop whining about everything, and take my advice by moving to another account and just lurk. If you went on to lurking on another account, no-one would bother to track you. Your not a lolcow, your just irritating. If you just moved to another account and abandoned your current one, people would forget about you instantly, and you could start your online rep fresh with a new name. As long as you don't start bitching about apples again then you'd be safe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****There are times when things go in your favor and it feels nice, but then there are other times where things work out for you and you know that you were doing the right thing anyway. I can't think of anything more satisfying than these moments. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:34, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Saving Flipnotes ==

Great work with saving the abomination before the mods killed it. How do you save those things anyways? Is there a program I need?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I don't know how people usually do it actually. As it happens, today I was around my grandparent's house because I am ill, and a few days back I had downloaded a trial version of Camtasia Studio to try my hand at making some more Asperchu audiobooks. I failed on that count, but the trial wasn't over yet. So I just got it up, recorded the video on Hatena and uploaded it. I know it looks like I saved it, but that's just because I edited it so well. Really I just recorded this with a webcam. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:08, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T19:11:35Z

Thelieisacake: Sorry, can't figure out how to link to images.

'''''http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm'''''

And, [[Lies|I won't be back]] under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

[[Fail|Nope, didn't work]].

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
***Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==GET A JOB==

{{#ev:youtube|5hkJL6wRBE8}}

Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== How to fix your life ==

Okay. Here's how it goes. Instead of applying for one or two jobs at once randomly, actively look for places that are looking to hire. Protip: Mcdonalds and other fast food places are almost always hiring. Make a CV, a proper one, even if you have to pay an agency $100 to get them to do it for you. They turn a shitty resume into a fantastic one. Done work for your parents? Put that shit on there. If you have never done any work anywhere ever, consider some volunteer work for six months. You don't have anything better to do, do you? Look for something you can put on your resume. 'Fed soup to homeless people' becomes 'food handling, preparation and customer service experience'. Get two of the volunteer people to be references for you, and do a whole bunch of different things as often as you can so you put as many skills on your resume as possible.

Secondly, you need an attitude adjustment. Harden the fuck up. I, personally, tend to treat the approval of others as quite important, but I'm not a slave to the whims of ransoms. Nobody is perfect except for Beat, but you need to strike a happy medium between self depreciation and confidence. Nobody loves a whiney bitch, nor an arrogant cunt. Don't fall into the trap where you whine about your life for attention and sympathy. It is extremely transparent; as you age, people will tolerate it less and less. Ideally you should seek a balance in all things, a ying and a yang, aiming for the middle then adjusting for personal taste. For instance, I often make fun of myself; I'm from a shitty desert fucking inbred shithole in Australia, I'm mixed race (white plus OzNiggo, look up Aboriginal on ED for more info) and I'm a huge Star Trek geek. But when people make fun of me for any of that shit, I just laugh. Post on /b/ for a while if you need to get a thicker skin. So yeah. I tend to err on the side of self-depreciation, but *you* have to find where *you* are happy.

Get some friends IRL. Surprisingly, this is not hard as long as you aren't a dick. Roleplaying groups, arts and crafts groups, stage players groups, film and book appreciation societies, exercise groups, etc. These kinds of groups are usually pretty tolerant of people, but you have to not be a dick. That is, be polite, tell the occasional joke (avoid crude jokes with strangers), get interested in other people and find out what they like. Don't talk about yourself the whole time. Remember what someone was talking about just before, then bring it up again. 'Yeah, I know. It's like what you said before; some people can't change'. It shows you're listening.

This does tie into 'harden the fuck up', but yeah. Don't get butthurt when you don't get something. I didn't get into PVCC either. Just shrug, take it in stride, be polite. Say, 'Cool, no problem.' and drop it. Getting butthurt over these kind if things makes you look arrogant AND doesn't change anything anyway. If you REALLY want to get in, help out on the CWCki for three months or so then ask again. You have plenty of free time it seems, so do a little transcription, comment on talk pages, compliment people occasionally (especially when they do well or put in a hard effort). Still, prepare for the answer to be no again. Sometimes you try your best and still fail. That's life. Again, compliment occasionally. You'll find people reciprocate these kinds of things, as long as you do it honestly. Beat may be complimented far more frequently however.

Hmm, honesty. Big one here. The only last thing I can suggest will sound strange coming from a troll on a trolling advocacy site, but... conduct yourself with honesty in all your dealings. Admit your weaknesses and try to improve them, but play to your strengths and don't sell yourself short. Be friendly and open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out. Earn people's respect. Respect people who earn yours. Compliment honestly, make your criticism constructive. I hope you see that's what I'm trying to do here, with you, because I think you can be reasoned with (unlike Chris). If you need an external reference, some compass to guide you, ask 'What would Captain Picard do?'. When you're done beating the shit out of Westley, then do that.

I don't know if you'll read this or follow it if you do; to be frank, I expect you won't. But hey. Sometimes I like to run my mouth (fingers?), and I felt that you needed someone to to give it to you straight. I typed this shit up on a fucking iPhone and I didn't proofread it, so it probably sucks huge cock, but yeah. You can be saved, I believe, but it will take some time. And work. And I expect you to fail. Prove me wrong.

Come see me in six months, tell me what you've accomplished. I want to be impressed. Just like Mulder, I want to believe. Until then... kindly fuck off. We are here to document Chris, no other reason. Not talk about you, not me, not even Clyde Fucking Cash himself. We are not here to bicker amongst ourselves. This place does not revolve around you nor do you matter. None of us matter even slightly. Watch Fight Club a few times for understanding if you are unclear on this very important topic, then come back when you have something to contribute.

Live long and prosper, faggot.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*This is truth. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Send me your resume and cover letters to melinda.houston89@gmail.com and I'll help you out. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 15:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Ronichu's a good man. Do what he says.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:1277930138744.png In a similar vein, I saw this on /hr/ and thought of you.] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:10, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE COMICS ==
Made me lol --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Don't delete these again, David Hia.

'''DAVID HIA COMIX STARRING DAVID HIA'''

DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

These need to go up on Asperpedia. Just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T19:10:26Z

Thelieisacake:

'''''http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm'''''

And, [[Lies|I won't be back]] under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

[[Fail|Nope, didn't work]].

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
***Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==GET A JOB==

{{#ev:youtube|5hkJL6wRBE8}}

Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== How to fix your life ==

Okay. Here's how it goes. Instead of applying for one or two jobs at once randomly, actively look for places that are looking to hire. Protip: Mcdonalds and other fast food places are almost always hiring. Make a CV, a proper one, even if you have to pay an agency $100 to get them to do it for you. They turn a shitty resume into a fantastic one. Done work for your parents? Put that shit on there. If you have never done any work anywhere ever, consider some volunteer work for six months. You don't have anything better to do, do you? Look for something you can put on your resume. 'Fed soup to homeless people' becomes 'food handling, preparation and customer service experience'. Get two of the volunteer people to be references for you, and do a whole bunch of different things as often as you can so you put as many skills on your resume as possible.

Secondly, you need an attitude adjustment. Harden the fuck up. I, personally, tend to treat the approval of others as quite important, but I'm not a slave to the whims of ransoms. Nobody is perfect except for Beat, but you need to strike a happy medium between self depreciation and confidence. Nobody loves a whiney bitch, nor an arrogant cunt. Don't fall into the trap where you whine about your life for attention and sympathy. It is extremely transparent; as you age, people will tolerate it less and less. Ideally you should seek a balance in all things, a ying and a yang, aiming for the middle then adjusting for personal taste. For instance, I often make fun of myself; I'm from a shitty desert fucking inbred shithole in Australia, I'm mixed race (white plus OzNiggo, look up Aboriginal on ED for more info) and I'm a huge Star Trek geek. But when people make fun of me for any of that shit, I just laugh. Post on /b/ for a while if you need to get a thicker skin. So yeah. I tend to err on the side of self-depreciation, but *you* have to find where *you* are happy.

Get some friends IRL. Surprisingly, this is not hard as long as you aren't a dick. Roleplaying groups, arts and crafts groups, stage players groups, film and book appreciation societies, exercise groups, etc. These kinds of groups are usually pretty tolerant of people, but you have to not be a dick. That is, be polite, tell the occasional joke (avoid crude jokes with strangers), get interested in other people and find out what they like. Don't talk about yourself the whole time. Remember what someone was talking about just before, then bring it up again. 'Yeah, I know. It's like what you said before; some people can't change'. It shows you're listening.

This does tie into 'harden the fuck up', but yeah. Don't get butthurt when you don't get something. I didn't get into PVCC either. Just shrug, take it in stride, be polite. Say, 'Cool, no problem.' and drop it. Getting butthurt over these kind if things makes you look arrogant AND doesn't change anything anyway. If you REALLY want to get in, help out on the CWCki for three months or so then ask again. You have plenty of free time it seems, so do a little transcription, comment on talk pages, compliment people occasionally (especially when they do well or put in a hard effort). Still, prepare for the answer to be no again. Sometimes you try your best and still fail. That's life. Again, compliment occasionally. You'll find people reciprocate these kinds of things, as long as you do it honestly. Beat may be complimented far more frequently however.

Hmm, honesty. Big one here. The only last thing I can suggest will sound strange coming from a troll on a trolling advocacy site, but... conduct yourself with honesty in all your dealings. Admit your weaknesses and try to improve them, but play to your strengths and don't sell yourself short. Be friendly and open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out. Earn people's respect. Respect people who earn yours. Compliment honestly, make your criticism constructive. I hope you see that's what I'm trying to do here, with you, because I think you can be reasoned with (unlike Chris). If you need an external reference, some compass to guide you, ask 'What would Captain Picard do?'. When you're done beating the shit out of Westley, then do that.

I don't know if you'll read this or follow it if you do; to be frank, I expect you won't. But hey. Sometimes I like to run my mouth (fingers?), and I felt that you needed someone to to give it to you straight. I typed this shit up on a fucking iPhone and I didn't proofread it, so it probably sucks huge cock, but yeah. You can be saved, I believe, but it will take some time. And work. And I expect you to fail. Prove me wrong.

Come see me in six months, tell me what you've accomplished. I want to be impressed. Just like Mulder, I want to believe. Until then... kindly fuck off. We are here to document Chris, no other reason. Not talk about you, not me, not even Clyde Fucking Cash himself. We are not here to bicker amongst ourselves. This place does not revolve around you nor do you matter. None of us matter even slightly. Watch Fight Club a few times for understanding if you are unclear on this very important topic, then come back when you have something to contribute.

Live long and prosper, faggot.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*This is truth. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Send me your resume and cover letters to melinda.houston89@gmail.com and I'll help you out. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 15:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Ronichu's a good man. Do what he says.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[File:1277930138744.png|In a similar vein, I saw this on /hr/ and thought of you.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:10, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE COMICS ==
Made me lol --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Don't delete these again, David Hia.

'''DAVID HIA COMIX STARRING DAVID HIA'''

DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

These need to go up on Asperpedia. Just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T19:10:12Z

Thelieisacake:

'''''http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm'''''

And, [[Lies|I won't be back]] under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

[[Fail|Nope, didn't work]].

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
***Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==GET A JOB==

{{#ev:youtube|5hkJL6wRBE8}}

Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== How to fix your life ==

Okay. Here's how it goes. Instead of applying for one or two jobs at once randomly, actively look for places that are looking to hire. Protip: Mcdonalds and other fast food places are almost always hiring. Make a CV, a proper one, even if you have to pay an agency $100 to get them to do it for you. They turn a shitty resume into a fantastic one. Done work for your parents? Put that shit on there. If you have never done any work anywhere ever, consider some volunteer work for six months. You don't have anything better to do, do you? Look for something you can put on your resume. 'Fed soup to homeless people' becomes 'food handling, preparation and customer service experience'. Get two of the volunteer people to be references for you, and do a whole bunch of different things as often as you can so you put as many skills on your resume as possible.

Secondly, you need an attitude adjustment. Harden the fuck up. I, personally, tend to treat the approval of others as quite important, but I'm not a slave to the whims of ransoms. Nobody is perfect except for Beat, but you need to strike a happy medium between self depreciation and confidence. Nobody loves a whiney bitch, nor an arrogant cunt. Don't fall into the trap where you whine about your life for attention and sympathy. It is extremely transparent; as you age, people will tolerate it less and less. Ideally you should seek a balance in all things, a ying and a yang, aiming for the middle then adjusting for personal taste. For instance, I often make fun of myself; I'm from a shitty desert fucking inbred shithole in Australia, I'm mixed race (white plus OzNiggo, look up Aboriginal on ED for more info) and I'm a huge Star Trek geek. But when people make fun of me for any of that shit, I just laugh. Post on /b/ for a while if you need to get a thicker skin. So yeah. I tend to err on the side of self-depreciation, but *you* have to find where *you* are happy.

Get some friends IRL. Surprisingly, this is not hard as long as you aren't a dick. Roleplaying groups, arts and crafts groups, stage players groups, film and book appreciation societies, exercise groups, etc. These kinds of groups are usually pretty tolerant of people, but you have to not be a dick. That is, be polite, tell the occasional joke (avoid crude jokes with strangers), get interested in other people and find out what they like. Don't talk about yourself the whole time. Remember what someone was talking about just before, then bring it up again. 'Yeah, I know. It's like what you said before; some people can't change'. It shows you're listening.

This does tie into 'harden the fuck up', but yeah. Don't get butthurt when you don't get something. I didn't get into PVCC either. Just shrug, take it in stride, be polite. Say, 'Cool, no problem.' and drop it. Getting butthurt over these kind if things makes you look arrogant AND doesn't change anything anyway. If you REALLY want to get in, help out on the CWCki for three months or so then ask again. You have plenty of free time it seems, so do a little transcription, comment on talk pages, compliment people occasionally (especially when they do well or put in a hard effort). Still, prepare for the answer to be no again. Sometimes you try your best and still fail. That's life. Again, compliment occasionally. You'll find people reciprocate these kinds of things, as long as you do it honestly. Beat may be complimented far more frequently however.

Hmm, honesty. Big one here. The only last thing I can suggest will sound strange coming from a troll on a trolling advocacy site, but... conduct yourself with honesty in all your dealings. Admit your weaknesses and try to improve them, but play to your strengths and don't sell yourself short. Be friendly and open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out. Earn people's respect. Respect people who earn yours. Compliment honestly, make your criticism constructive. I hope you see that's what I'm trying to do here, with you, because I think you can be reasoned with (unlike Chris). If you need an external reference, some compass to guide you, ask 'What would Captain Picard do?'. When you're done beating the shit out of Westley, then do that.

I don't know if you'll read this or follow it if you do; to be frank, I expect you won't. But hey. Sometimes I like to run my mouth (fingers?), and I felt that you needed someone to to give it to you straight. I typed this shit up on a fucking iPhone and I didn't proofread it, so it probably sucks huge cock, but yeah. You can be saved, I believe, but it will take some time. And work. And I expect you to fail. Prove me wrong.

Come see me in six months, tell me what you've accomplished. I want to be impressed. Just like Mulder, I want to believe. Until then... kindly fuck off. We are here to document Chris, no other reason. Not talk about you, not me, not even Clyde Fucking Cash himself. We are not here to bicker amongst ourselves. This place does not revolve around you nor do you matter. None of us matter even slightly. Watch Fight Club a few times for understanding if you are unclear on this very important topic, then come back when you have something to contribute.

Live long and prosper, faggot.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*This is truth. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Send me your resume and cover letters to melinda.houston89@gmail.com and I'll help you out. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 15:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Ronichu's a good man. Do what he says.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[File:1277930138744.png|In a similar vein, I saw this on /hr/ and thought of you.]]

== THE COMICS ==
Made me lol --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Don't delete these again, David Hia.

'''DAVID HIA COMIX STARRING DAVID HIA'''

DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

These need to go up on Asperpedia. Just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

File:1277930138744.png

2010-07-01T19:08:31Z

Thelieisacake:

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T13:07:38Z

Thelieisacake:

DAVID HIA
DAVID HIA
DAVID HIA
http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm

And, I won't be back under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

== DAVID HIA NEW DAVID HIA COMIX STARRING DAVID HIA ==

'''DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:'''

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

== DAVID HIA COMIX FROM THE SAINTLY DAYS OF YORE ==

'''DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

'''DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
***Talk to me and this can all go away. seanawatley@gmail.com --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==GET A JOB==

{{#ev:youtube|5hkJL6wRBE8}}

Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

:That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Shadow The Hedgehog

2010-07-01T08:40:56Z

Thelieisacake: Christian Weston Chandler -> Chris

Introduced in 2001's "Sonic Adventure 2", '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Quickly becoming a fan-favorite among the Sonic family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]...

Just as the Super forms in the Sonic Franchise are a blatant rip-off of the Super Saiyan transformation from [[Dragon Ball Z]], Shadow the Hedgehog is basically a furfag version of Vegeta. Vegeta, in turn, is basically an outer space version of Marvel Comics' Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner. Refer to the figure below for comparison.

[[Image:Iterations.jpg|center|600px]]

==Influence on [[Black Sonichu]]==

[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|Thankfully, Shadow's only appearance in the pages of ''Sonichu'']]Unlike [[Rosechu]] who is virtually identical to [[Amy Rose]] in every relevant respect, Black Sonichu only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

==Drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]==

A longtime fan of Chris's musical stylings, Shadow joined the group to replace outgoing drummer Roger Earl. While the Chris/Sonic/Shadow/Sonichu/Blake lineup quickly proved itself to be the "definitive" lineup in the eyes of most fans, internal tensions coupled with poor sales in the U.S. soon tore the band apart. Sonic and Shadow were reportedly fired from the group when Christian walked in on them 69-ing each other in their tour bus. Despite being a widespread rumor, in actuality Sonic left the band after important artistic differences, and Shadow supposedly met his death after a serious cocaine overdose.

[[Category: Sonichu]]
[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Pedofork

2010-07-01T08:36:29Z

Thelieisacake: Removed a fragment. Changed some shit. Removed a sentence which wasn't relevant to this article. Removed the shit about lolisa; a name isn't enough. Removed some repeat shit.

{{quote|I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]

A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced "PED-oh-fork"),'' a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.

This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''," known to the rest of the world as "[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]]."

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.

==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]

Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims "I've just turned 14-years cute!!!" and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for "[[women's rights]]." Rosechu says "I don't know child, what with the dumb laws."

Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in "adult" activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision.

All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with "I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…" At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the "half-your-age-plus-seven" tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying "I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…"?

Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions.

To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.

Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.<ref>http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose</ref>

It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his "old-fashioned" rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.

{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]

While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that "if there's grass on the field, play ball." On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.

*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.

*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as "dumb". What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are "stripping for women's rights" and the "14 years cute" Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.

*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.

*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says "I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.

*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.

*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Pedo-glasses]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and "...those dumb laws."]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-07-01T08:22:41Z

Thelieisacake: effects <- affects, Sandy was initially pink. Fixed some shitty writing.

[[Image:Sr_kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
'''Cerah''' (sometimes spelled '''Cera'''), '''Christine''' and '''Robbie''' are the [[Chris and Sex#Incest|inbred]] children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest, followed by Christine, and finally Robbie.<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes.

The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters. They make ''[[wikipedia:The Brood|The Brood]]'' look adorable and charming.

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu: The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' Issue 9]], as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their [[Chris|hideous father]] in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and in [[Sonichu 11]]. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].

==Evolution==

If we take what Chris said in his [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|"business presentation"]] as canon, happiness/[[Gal-pal|friendship]] is a major factor in the development of sonees and roseys. This, of course, raises the question of ''why'' these little fuckers haven't evolved and joined the legion of one dimensional sideshow attractions in [[Sonichu]]. The logical conclusion is that they are both [[Chandler Cats|mistreated]] and [[Chris|friendless]]. Given that [[Sandy]] evolved in a week after the [[Sonichu 10| toilet-related death of the mother she never knew]], the level of abuse would have to be [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F| extreme violence]] or [[Rape|sexual assault]]. Still, since Chris has been known to rip off [[Pokemon]] mechanics on a whim, he could claim that the children are under the effects of an Everstone, which would prevent them from evolving. That, of course, raises the question:

''[[Pedofork|Why are Sonichu and Rosechu keeping their children in an everlasting childhood?]]''

==Shiny==
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.

It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is either [[Magi-chan]] or [[Darkbind]], which would explain her distinct purple coloring. Darkbind is often considered to be a more likely candidate, with Magi-Chan's obvious [[Homos|homosexuality]] in mind. However, given the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|possibility]] that Rosechu may indeed be a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]], it is not entirely inconceivable that she and the lavender wonder got drunk one night at a bar and accidentally got knocked up with this little bundle of [[fail|joy]]. Hell, maybe Rosechu is both the mother ''and'' the father.

It's also possible that Christine is in fact the daughter of [[Chris and Sex#Bestiality|Chris and Rosechu]]. Chris's hedgehog form is blue, and pink is a kind of red. Combine the two and you get purple. Chris is also an apathetic psychic, so it's not impossible for him to have wiped or altered Rosechu's memory of the event. Most damning of all is the fact that when uploading images to the CWCipedia for the character bios, he mistyped "ChristineRosey.jpg" as "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg", suggesting that he at the very least sees her as a daughter and at the most another sue for Crystal.

In [[A Sonichu Day|Chris's live-action production of a day in the life of Sonichu]], Rosechu extolled the virtues of Christine's shiny nature, implying, if not outright stating a bad case of parental favoritism. It's unknown if Rosechu loves Christine more than her other children because she's more valuable, or if it's because Christine is the only reminder she has of her forbidden affair with Christine's real father. At any rate, Rosechu seems perfectly happy to pander to Christine's bare-faced arrogance like the disgusting sycophant she is.

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|left|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a [[:Category:Guro|popular subject]] for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the strong implication that Christine is not a virgin, most likely deflowered by Sonichu himself.

==Interpretation==
It is clear through Chris's portrayal of the kids that he believes all children to be perfect little angels; Cera, Christine, and Robbie are all very pleasant and agreeable kids who enjoy spending time with and helping out their parents. Any of the alarming things they have done (such as the hint at rape or the urination on a lizard) were clearly intended by Chris to be endearing, and not as disturbing as they really were. The children are never shown misbehaving, throwing tantrums, or doing any of the less-than-wonderful things that anyone who has spent even five minutes with a child knows that they are prone to doing. This clearly demonstrates yet another facet of Chris's [[naïve|naïveté]] about the world. It's a good thing [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] will never be born, because Chris would be in for quite a surprise...
{{-}}

[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]

Perhaps it's very telling that there is only one Sonee in the second generation of sonichus ([[Sandy]] included) and all the rest are female. It is even more telling that Robbie is supposed to be the avatar for Chris's childhood; this confirms the idea that Chris hates all [[JERKS|men]] (besides himself and [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn't_hate|a few others]], most notably Robbie's namesake, [[Bob]]), and now it seems to apply to children as well. This should come as no surprise, given that he had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]] growing up. Therefore, Christine is obviously [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had as well as the daughter he will never have, and Cerah [[Sarah Hammer]], the friend he couldn't keep. The fact that he was able to see Ms. Hammer as both sister and love interest is frankly alarming.

This is also probably why he wrote them being fixed in their child forms. Each of them are supposed to represent his lost childhood, thus by keeping them in [http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverland NeverLand], that part of his life will live on forever. Since Roseys and Sonees are Chris' personification of innocence and happiness, his [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|reaction]] to fanworks depicting them in [[Guro|obscene situations]] is to be expected. While he has no shame in showing his "grown up" creations in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|all manner of sexual situations]], even those who are [[Zapina|underage]], Chris will get as upset as he does when troll suggest Rosechu has a penis or that Sonichu is gay. The logic behind this (if logic can be associated with Chris) is that Rosechu is his ideal of femininity while Sonichu is his ideal of masculinity. Any insinuation otherwise, because Chris [[Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_Fiction|believes fiction is real]], throws his worldview into disarray. So, by drawing Robbie being raped, to Chris you are ''literally'' raping his childhood!

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]] The first time the little abominations ever spoke
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
*[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|A Very Sonichu Adventure]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T07:32:24Z

Thelieisacake:

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**I summon Edward! In attack mode! [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**Actually just look at the article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::*fucking learn to save shit yourself. go get Downloadhelper for firefox or something. ffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Downloadhelper works great. Thank you Clyde.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Please explain how their copyright rules factor in. There's loads of shit about this shit on their site already that doesn't get removed. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*It was the most logical reason I could think of. But after reading Djyellow's comment below I could be wrong. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 00:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'm more inclined to think it was because of copyright infringement. Just because you've seen some flipnotes with registered characters that don't get removed doesn't mean that they don't remove them at all, and Chris' flipnotes are getting exposure to the point where they may have felt the need to remove this one because of that. I also don't see a rule against posting your own name in a flipnote, just a few meant to protect the identities of others.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
== Why the flipnote was removed ==

Just to note, I reported this Flipnote before it was taken off for "Personal Content."(Like I'm doing with most of Chris's Flipnotes. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)Djyellow
:...I-I'm sorry, but I don't think trying to toss all of Chris's stuff off because of "Personal Content" like his name is the way to go. The guy doxdrops just about every time he talks on YouTube. Just because he puts up "Christian W. Chandler" in each of his stupid Flipnotes is any reason for ANYONE to ditch it. If it's his address or something, fine, but not his name. Let him wallow in his own misery when they find out who he is, not take the initiative.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Please stop doing that, Dj. Just because he slaps his name up doesn't mean they should be taken down. The entire point of this site is to keep record of everything he does and removing his flipnotes doesn't help with that. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:43, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

::No, getting them nuked probably isn't a bad thing: we've already backed up all of his stuff so they're really only around to give him an ego stroking, and you see, as his maze animation(which he was all smug over) getting taken down made him have a hissy fit. Taking out his stuff makes him go into rage mode and start rambling against trolls as we've seen; so yes it's very much to our benefit if we get everything we've backed up removed or get him banned, he'd only keep shitting out more anti-troll flip notes and or videos.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 03:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Small request ==

Could someone post a link to a downloadable version of this video? For some reason I can't seem to be able to make the Youtube video play.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm having playback problems too. Must be a problem with Youtube or the video's codec. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Works fine for me. Just for you, I've uploaded it to RapidShit. http://rapidshare.com/files/404180715/Flipnote_Hatena_-_3-D_Stupidity__www.keepvid.com_.mp4.html [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:56, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks!--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==So has anybody...==
Actually busted out a pair of old 3D glasses to see if it works?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Very funny Delebonte. I was actually asking that for the purpose of the article. It claims it doesn't really work but doesn't go into further detail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::I don't have a pair handy, but anyone with a cursory knowledge of anaglyph images could tell you that Chris is doing it wrong.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes let's bore evveryone half to death with an explanation of how 3D works. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Pretty sure nobody was, and I'm pretty sure everyone who's ever been to Disneyland already knows anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 07:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T06:23:00Z

Thelieisacake: The whole damn website is "not a forum", that doesn't mean we need to be constantly reminded when it isn't relevant.

User talk:DeathtraP

2010-07-01T03:54:51Z

Thelieisacake:

That poem is bad and you should feel bad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:16, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

How dare you question my skills as a poet, you JERK? Were we in DtPVille, I would have you strung up by your ankles in public and pelted with rotten fruit for such an offense. [[User:DeathtraP|DeathtraP]] 03:50, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

I think his main problem with your poem was that you rhymed "it" with "it". That, and it sucks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:54, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T03:45:33Z

Thelieisacake:

I guess we could, like, use the templates from list of videos or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:49, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

I noted which ones were removed, but I cannot fathom why some of them were taken down so I just blandly stated that they were. Notable is that every one past ''Cheesy!'' is gone. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:50, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==Don'tGetTrolled==
"It has been taken down." Someone explain this bullshit. was this 8Bit removing a copycat or what? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:45, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Djyellow

2010-07-01T03:16:19Z

Thelieisacake:

{{welcome|Trombonista}}

== Reporting Chris's Notes ==

I'm not sure what your duty is to Hatena, but you getting his videos taken down and us trying to record all his actions is ''kinda'' a conflict of interest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*I agree with this, and I've been trying to come up with a middle ground. The reason they all get reported is because he's trying to get Chris depressed so that he makes a video (at least, that's what I understand of it), which is a worthy cause in my mind. At the same time, it means that our links are constantly being made redundant, and because they get taken down so quickly, there will come a time when nobody will even have it downloaded in time and we will lose out on chris-related shit. I think the best option is that if a person reports, they have to first meet a few criteria.
#It has to be OK'd by the editors first. That means we already have a functioning article up.
#It has to be downloaded and stored on someone's computer AND someone's DS.
#It has to then be re-uploaded on a different account so that we can link to it and get the same experience.
:That's what I'm thinking anyway. Thoughts? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:46, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Fair enough, Though even though I agree with your idea, there are few flaws with it. For one, Chris locks his Flipnotes. Which pretty much means no one can reupload the flipnote to their account. Also, if for some reason we are able to upload the flipnote to someone else's account, Chris will be automatically be sent a PM saying someone uploaded a "Spin off" of his Flipnote And if there are no changes to the Flipnote at all, Chris has every right to remove the Flipnote. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 03:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Meh, sorry I have no idea how this system works. The best I can come up with is that if we can get someone he trusts to reupload, he wouldn't then have it removed. For example, if Person S is on Chris' good side and tells him that he/she plans to reupload the flipnotes that get taken down so that Chris can continue to get credit for his work, and if S pretends to advertise Chris' profile (e.g. "This is a reupload of Sonichu's flipnote! Go check out his profile for more awesome flipnotes!"), they might just get past Chris and get his approval. At worst, Chris says no. At best, we get something both parties agree to and can accept. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-01T02:57:19Z

Thelieisacake:

User talk:Djyellow

2010-07-01T02:46:58Z

Thelieisacake: I'm going to get this tilde thing down I promise.

User talk:Djyellow

2010-07-01T02:46:33Z

Thelieisacake:

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T02:40:50Z

Thelieisacake:

And, I won't be back under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

== NEW COMIX ==

'''VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:'''

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

== COMIX FROM THE SAINTLY DAYS OF YORE ==

'''BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

'''ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
** Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?
*Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-01T02:31:06Z

Thelieisacake:

User:16BitAlex

2010-07-01T02:26:56Z

Thelieisacake:

{{Hiatus}}

And, I won't be back under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

== NEW David Hia COMIX ==

'''David Hia IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:'''

http://i.imgur.com/VvyV2h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QiTiwh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HIO4th.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

== David Hia COMIX FROM THE SAINTLY DAYS OF YORE ==

'''David Hia IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

'''David Hia IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k17jGh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qiiQdh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fHxbQh.jpg

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. '''Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.'''

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

:PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

::I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

* Yeah, now it is: http://davidhia.110mb.com/index.htm
* Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
* At least Hitler had a testicle. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Ps3

2010-07-01T02:24:23Z

Thelieisacake: Redirected page to PS3

#REDIRECT [[PS3]]

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T01:56:49Z

Thelieisacake: Fucking tildes, how do they work?

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T01:55:28Z

Thelieisacake:

CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T01:51:57Z

Thelieisacake: Undo. Yeah, they suck, the point is that they aren't as shitty as his previous ones. Credit where credit is due, even if it is Chris.

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].

While Chris's impersonations aren't quite as bad as one would at first assume based on [[Donald Duck|his]] [[Some_Favored_Comedians|previous]] [[Cheesy!|attempts]], they still display a complete lack of skill and practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on which he called "[[honor roll|geinus]]" [sic]. This of course meant that he would steal it.

The flipnote is later taken down, most likely due to [http://flipnote.hatena.com/rule-1-en Flipnote Hatena's] rules regarding copyright.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = TBA
}}

==Transcript==
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simple 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|something completely different...]]

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler

==Sources==

<s>[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]</s> - The original file (REMOVED.

{{Stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:52:06Z

Thelieisacake:

CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:49:26Z

Thelieisacake: Tense disagreement

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].

While Chris's impersonations aren't as bad as one would at first assume based on his [[Some_Favored_Comedians|previous]] [[Cheesy!|attempts]], they still display a complete lack of skill or practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on which he called "geinus" [sic]. This of course meant that he would steal it.

The flipnote is later taken down, most likely due to [http://flipnote.hatena.com/rule-1-en Flipnote Hatena's] rules regarding copyright.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = TBA
}}

==Transcript==
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simple 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for something completely different...

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler

==Sources==

<s>[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]</s> - The original file (REMOVED.

{{Stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:14:12Z

Thelieisacake:

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].

While Chris's impersonations aren't as bad as one would at first assume based on his [[Some_Favored_Comedians|previous]] [[Cheesy!|attempts]], they still display a complete lack of skill or practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was probably inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on.

The flipnote is later taken down for unknown reasons.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = TBA
}}

==Transcript==
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simle 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for something completely different...

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler

==Sources==

<s>[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]</s> - The original file (REMOVED.

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CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:10:19Z

Thelieisacake: edits lol

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, "And now for something completely different;" after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].

While Chris's impersonations aren't as bad as one would at first assume based on his previous attempts at impressions, they still display a complete lack of skill or practice, and are not impressive in the least.

Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was probably inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on.

The flipnote is later taken down for unknown reasons.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = CWC 3D Voice Check
| video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}
| stardate = June 30, 2010
| previous = [[For Women ONLY]]
| next = TBA
}}

==Transcript==
''[The flipnote is in "3-D", though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simle 3-D style]''

IN 3-D!

It's

Some "CWC" Voice Checks

''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style "Static" in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''

[[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: "Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!"

[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: "I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat..."

Inspector Gadget: "Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:

Popeye: "A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!"

''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''

And now for something completely different...

It's

[[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]

LOL!

Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler

==Sources==

<s>[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]</s> - The original file (REMOVED.

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Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:02:17Z

Thelieisacake:

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T23:01:27Z

Thelieisacake:

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-06-30T22:50:21Z

Thelieisacake: Created page with '._. ~~~~'

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris-chan (forum)

2010-06-30T15:36:39Z

Thelieisacake:

==Addition to the trolling community?==
That statement just doesn't seem right to me--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 05:14, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==To do==
Add a "Typical threads" like from the [[Krapple]] article. I couldn't think of anything funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 20 September 2009 (CEST)
*Done. They all link to the origninal topics, too. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 21:28, 25 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
:*It's even better that you added to actual links. Nice work, I like it a lot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:56, 25 November 2009 (CET)
::*Yeah. I would have added them to the [[Krapple]] article, but all the old ones are gone. :( --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 08:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]

== Chatlog ==

This is a log from #legi0n/#trollparadise from when the Legi0nfags trolled several members of the EDF. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:55, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

<pre>
Sep 04 16:46:41 * Cojack (ad51603a@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:47:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi!
Sep 04 16:47:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Welcome friend.
Sep 04 16:47:21 <Cojack> Well, hello there!
Sep 04 16:47:39 <AlecVanKrause> hallo
Sep 04 16:48:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you?
Sep 04 16:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, RESPOND
Sep 04 16:48:52 * SteveSteve (SteveSteve@anon-9E3C8A8D.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Why hello stevesteve
Sep 04 16:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives voice to SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:06 <SteveSteve> Oh hello
Sep 04 16:49:16 <AlecVanKrause> hallo SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:17 <Cojack> I'm here! I'm just a tad bit busy, I'm sorry.
Sep 04 16:49:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, do you have a EDidiot account
Sep 04 16:49:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could help us
Sep 04 16:49:34 <Cojack> How so?
Sep 04 16:49:36 * CWC (79db7c36@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi!
Sep 04 16:49:43 <Cojack> There's only so much that I can do.
Sep 04 16:49:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I would have liked to make a thread
Sep 04 16:49:46 <CWC> OM NOM NOM NOM
Sep 04 16:49:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with this chat URL
Sep 04 16:49:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I think everyone needs to know
Sep 04 16:49:59 * CWC has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 16:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about the new troll chat
Sep 04 16:50:09 <Cojack> Well, why can't you?
Sep 04 16:50:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am a junior member
Sep 04 16:50:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 16:51:08 <Cojack> Oooh! Well, I'm sorry. I suppose keep posting until you have enough to upgrade or whatever. I mean, not spam, but...Yeah. Good idea about the chat, btw.
Sep 04 16:51:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 16:52:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all you need to do is make a thread and post that tinyurl
Sep 04 16:52:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it would help get more people
Sep 04 16:52:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we need to rally everyone
Sep 04 16:53:55 <Cojack> Hmm. I suppose so. I'm about to leave, however, so I won't be able to do it right now.
Sep 04 16:54:18 * q0hwqp (54391d7e@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:54:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi!
Sep 04 16:54:49 * q0hwqp has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 16:55:43 * theld (vesu@anon-1A37E9EF.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:56:37 <Cojack> Welcome.
Sep 04 16:57:01 * You've invited NurseJoy to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 16:57:01 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited NurseJoy into the channel.
Sep 04 16:58:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi theld
Sep 04 16:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you
Sep 04 16:58:53 <theld> Hello.
Sep 04 16:59:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 17:00:10 <Cojack> Oh, pshaw. Don't cry now. Whose making the thread you mentioned? I would, but I'm really pressed for time.
Sep 04 17:00:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No one is
Sep 04 17:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We really need more people
Sep 04 17:01:05 <Cojack> I see.
Sep 04 17:01:13 * theld has quit (client exited: ChipzIRC 0.100.0.21)
Sep 04 17:02:44 <Cojack> Well, I need to head out. Good luck, Godbear.
Sep 04 17:02:45 * Cojack has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 17:02:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck
Sep 04 17:10:47 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:00 <DrShoggoth> heh
Sep 04 17:11:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO
Sep 04 17:11:04 <DrShoggoth> This may be fun
Sep 04 17:11:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> JOIN AS NURSE JOY
Sep 04 17:11:12 <DrShoggoth> ok
Sep 04 17:11:15 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has left #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:25 * NurseJoy (AbortionDi@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:12:30 <NurseJoy> alrighty
Sep 04 17:14:36 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:14:39 * AlecVanKrause gives channel operator status to NurseJoy
Sep 04 17:31:34 * GhostWriterL (riftwarrio@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:39 * Derpington (43a0f2ac@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:47 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:31:51 <NurseJoy> Do you have...
Sep 04 17:31:52 <NurseJoy> breasts?
Sep 04 17:31:54 <fatniggo> trollsta's paradise
Sep 04 17:31:57 <Derpington> Im a guy
Sep 04 17:32:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FAGGOT
Sep 04 17:32:04 <SteveSteve> The question stands
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU SUCK DICK
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GhostWriterL> Guys can have breasts
Sep 04 17:32:10 <GhostWriterL> Amazing Atheist has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:13 <Derpington> Yes, I has man boobs\
Sep 04 17:32:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:13 <SteveSteve> Chris has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:15 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU WANT IT BACK
Sep 04 17:32:25 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:31 <NurseJoy> How long is your erect penis?
Sep 04 17:32:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP
Sep 04 17:32:37 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 17:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE WANT IT TO SAY
Sep 04 17:32:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "GODBEAR IS MY ONLY GOD"
Sep 04 17:32:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WRITE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR DICK
Sep 04 17:32:52 <Derpington> But I don't believe in god
Sep 04 17:32:55 <SteveSteve> with a picture of a bear also
Sep 04 17:33:01 <NurseJoy> YOU BELIEVE IN GODBEAR
Sep 04 17:33:06 <NurseJoy> THE SHORT NAME
Sep 04 17:33:14 <NurseJoy> OF CWC'S ONE TRUE GOD
Sep 04 17:33:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You believe in two things while on this chat
Sep 04 17:33:24 <NurseJoy> GODJESUSMALLCONDUCTORBEARSONICTHEHEDGEHOGAMERICANRABBITOPTIMUSPRIME
Sep 04 17:33:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you believe in corn
Sep 04 17:33:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and you believe in godbear
Sep 04 17:33:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or you are a faggot
Sep 04 17:33:33 <SteveSteve> His true name cannot be said by non-autistic tounges
Sep 04 17:33:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and don't deserve to be a troll
Sep 04 17:33:42 <NurseJoy> You also believe I'm sexy.
Sep 04 17:33:43 <Derpington> I don't believe in corn either
Sep 04 17:33:53 <NurseJoy> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sep 04 17:34:04 <NurseJoy> Corn is there whether you believe in it or not
Sep 04 17:34:05 * bee (181454de@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:34:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE
Sep 04 17:34:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY
Sep 04 17:34:14 * bee has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 17:34:16 <Derpington> Corn is a ploy to cover up 9/11 though
Sep 04 17:34:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Corn
Sep 04 17:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is god
Sep 04 17:34:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOt it
Sep 04 17:34:23 <GhostWriterL> Corn is a conspiracy created by vegans
Sep 04 17:34:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't fuck with corn
Sep 04 17:34:37 <Derpington> It's a 9/11 ploy though
Sep 04 17:34:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You know what.
Sep 04 17:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know our special story
Sep 04 17:34:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO you?
Sep 04 17:34:55 <Derpington> keep the people pleading for corn and cover 9/11 up
Sep 04 17:35:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know about our required reading material
Sep 04 17:35:03 <Derpington> that's their plot
Sep 04 17:35:16 <SteveSteve> How to talk to girls?
Sep 04 17:35:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to continue
Sep 04 17:35:18 <NurseJoy> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 17:35:18 <GhostWriterL> Shoggoth's hentai fanfic?
Sep 04 17:35:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to
Sep 04 17:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll chris
Sep 04 17:35:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for real
Sep 04 17:35:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you will read that
Sep 04 17:35:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of it
Sep 04 17:35:48 <Derpington> read that forum
Sep 04 17:35:50 <Derpington> right
Sep 04 17:35:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire thing
Sep 04 17:35:59 <Derpington> aight
Sep 04 17:36:29 <SteveSteve> Read it...and 'enjoy' it
Sep 04 17:36:35 <Derpington> ok
Sep 04 17:36:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop reading it for any reason
Sep 04 17:40:36 <Derpington> Needs moar rape
Sep 04 17:40:43 <Derpington> seriously it just does
Sep 04 17:40:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Finish it
Sep 04 17:40:55 <Derpington> I have
Sep 04 17:40:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> oh yeah
Sep 04 17:41:04 <Derpington> Really though, it's not that special
Sep 04 17:41:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You didn't read it then
Sep 04 17:41:11 <Derpington> just shinji raping people
Sep 04 17:41:18 <Derpington> no I did
Sep 04 17:41:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't believe you.
Sep 04 17:41:51 <Derpington> All the characters in Neon were mentally unstable allready
Sep 04 17:42:02 <Derpington> So not much of a surprise if this actually happened
Sep 04 17:42:21 <Derpington> I must say Asuka did deserve it though
Sep 04 17:42:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Derpington
Sep 04 17:42:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are a sick fuck
Sep 04 17:42:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that no one can help
Sep 04 17:42:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go back to /b/
Sep 04 17:42:52 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked Derpington from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 17:42:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> faggot
Sep 04 17:43:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I hope he bitches
Sep 04 17:48:16 * DYKES (a44d35ec@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:48:35 <DYKES> hi
Sep 04 17:49:25 * DYKES has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 17:52:40 * SteveSteve has quit (client exited: SLUMBER)
Sep 04 18:00:03 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: Welcome ED, TO THE NEW CHRIS-CHAN CHAT! http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
Sep 04 18:10:11 * BlurredOut (4512e9da@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:11:06 <BlurredOut> Evening.
Sep 04 18:11:26 <GhostWriterL> HARRO
Sep 04 18:12:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:12:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:12:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO YOU WANT TO TROLL CHRIS
Sep 04 18:12:30 <BlurredOut> I take it this is mostly for us EDiots from the forums to discuss trolling ideas in a more secure environment.
Sep 04 18:12:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh yeah
Sep 04 18:12:49 <BlurredOut> I'm PokerFace on the forum.
Sep 04 18:12:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi pokerface
Sep 04 18:13:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You are a really epic troll
Sep 04 18:13:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like clydecash epic
Sep 04 18:13:21 <BlurredOut> Nah, just average if you ask me.
Sep 04 18:13:48 <BlurredOut> I only plan, I rarely do anything REALLY out there. Only thing I can take credit for is causing DestinyMew on Deviant Art some butthurt XD
Sep 04 18:13:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait
Sep 04 18:14:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Do you know cupcake
Sep 04 18:14:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> can you get him on
Sep 04 18:14:22 <BlurredOut> Cupcake...OH the guy who's been calling the Lumberjack XD
Sep 04 18:14:59 <BlurredOut> Yeah I can go yell at him to get his ass in IRC.
Sep 04 18:16:52 <BlurredOut> So what's all this about Clyde Cash actually having dinner with chris?
Sep 04 18:17:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 18:17:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ok
Sep 04 18:17:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Feel free to tell the forums
Sep 04 18:17:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ClydeCash visited the Chandlers while they were cleaning up
Sep 04 18:17:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as a Health Inspector
Sep 04 18:17:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris almost called him a faggot
Sep 04 18:17:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but Bob rushed out
Sep 04 18:17:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and invited him in
Sep 04 18:17:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is now in the building looking for the autism papers
Sep 04 18:18:32 <BlurredOut> You know, you always hear about REAL moments of win...but so rarely do you fall flat on your ass laughing so hard.
Sep 04 18:19:03 <GhostWriterL> o.O
Sep 04 18:19:12 <GhostWriterL> So they ARE getting inspected?
Sep 04 18:19:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 18:19:39 <BlurredOut> That's awesome.
Sep 04 18:19:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Make a thread
Sep 04 18:19:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also get everyone in here
Sep 04 18:20:11 <BlurredOut> And here we were about to send in emails to the local newspaper :p
Sep 04 18:20:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:20:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We need to rally everyone up
Sep 04 18:20:45 <BlurredOut> Sure, why not? Most EDiots browse or lurk /cwc/
Sep 04 18:21:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> send them this
Sep 04 18:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
Sep 04 18:21:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> include that in the post
Sep 04 18:23:00 <BlurredOut> It has been done.
Sep 04 18:23:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:23:47 <fatniggo> sweet, i can't wait to have all of the best cchan trolls in one room
Sep 04 18:23:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 18:24:01 <BlurredOut> I tell you, if he's busy cleaning for awhile, this gives me more time to hash out the specifics with my "Creamasaur" stuff. So far I got two artists working on it.
Sep 04 18:24:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:24:20 <fatniggo> explain creamasaur, i haven't gotten a chance to see it yet
Sep 04 18:24:44 <BlurredOut> Basically, we're making a Lesbo character to be a love interest with Rosechu.
Sep 04 18:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> sounds great!!
Sep 04 18:25:30 <BlurredOut> We've created this entire character who became so appauled by CWC in public that she turned lesbian. We're also making her claim to be the original creator of Sonichu when she was at PVCC and mentioned it with Chris while discussing how they both liked Soic.
Sep 04 18:25:33 <BlurredOut> Sonic*
Sep 04 18:25:34 <fatniggo> hahahaha!! i love it!
Sep 04 18:25:46 * SuperTanooki (461bc656@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:25:59 <BlurredOut> She found out Chris stole the Sonichu idea and is ready to RAAGE.
Sep 04 18:26:07 <GhostWriterL> I thought she was supposed to have made Rosechu?
Sep 04 18:26:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:26:12 <BlurredOut> We may even have some camwhores portray her as real.
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GhostWriterL> And Chris stole her
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:26:20 <BlurredOut> Well that was the original idea.
Sep 04 18:26:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am open to camwhores
Sep 04 18:26:26 <GhostWriterL> Hey, Bee could do it
Sep 04 18:26:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE IS DEAD
Sep 04 18:26:48 <BlurredOut> But we figured it'd be more lulzy to just claim he stole FUCKING everything and watch him rage out.
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Sep 04 18:27:36 * Camishio (18d1da61@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:27:37 <BlurredOut> Another trolls suggested we come up with a gay lover for Sonichu...but I'm content to stick with this one.
Sep 04 18:27:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hellO!
Sep 04 18:27:52 <BlurredOut> Hey, any incoming EDiots, stay. No seriously.
Sep 04 18:27:53 <GhostWriterL> I wonder if it'd be possible to imply that Family Guy got the inspiration for the "Peter Griffin finds out he's retarded" episode from Chris-Chan
Sep 04 18:27:56 <BlurredOut> Shit is going down.
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Sep 04 18:28:13 <BlurredOut> FAG.
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Sep 04 18:28:20 <fatniggo> well, they did do that episode where peter was dressed up like chrissy
Sep 04 18:28:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HELLO EVERYONE
Sep 04 18:28:31 <BFFJILL> Hey
Sep 04 18:28:39 <GhostWriterL> Someone needs to point that out to Chris and make him rage at that, too
Sep 04 18:28:48 <GhostWriterL> Send angry e-mails to Cartoon Network
Sep 04 18:28:56 <GhostWriterL> And get put up on those Adult Swim bumps
Sep 04 18:29:07 <BlurredOut> He would send ANGRY videos....his emails are hard to read because of how RETARDED he is.
Sep 04 18:29:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEAH!
Sep 04 18:29:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But
Sep 04 18:29:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we should add stuff the videos
Sep 04 18:29:30 <BFFJILL> So Clydes with the Health inspectors?
Sep 04 18:29:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> like food
Sep 04 18:29:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nonnono
Sep 04 18:29:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is posing as a health inspector
Sep 04 18:29:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is eating dinner with the chandlers
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BFFJILL> OH.. That is amazing
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BlurredOut> Wonder if he'll break it to them softly...
Sep 04 18:30:11 <GhostWriterL> Tell him to take anti-biotics after he leaves
Sep 04 18:30:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is searching
Sep 04 18:30:19 <BlurredOut> And even better, maybe he has a WIRE on him.
Sep 04 18:30:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for the papers
Sep 04 18:30:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;3 maybe
Sep 04 18:30:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also kacey
Sep 04 18:30:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about her
Sep 04 18:30:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> she was from south africa
Sep 04 18:31:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 18:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> today is bob's birthday
Sep 04 18:31:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So its a birthday celebration
Sep 04 18:31:33 <BFFJILL> Happy 82nd...
Sep 04 18:31:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So clyde is there
Sep 04 18:31:48 <BlurredOut> So I heard XD, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so naive.
Sep 04 18:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with everyone
Sep 04 18:32:01 <BlurredOut> I'l brb, phone.
Sep 04 18:32:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He went in alone
Sep 04 18:32:22 <BFFJILL> Hope he doesnt go An hero from what he sees....
Sep 04 18:32:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Who and what do you mean
Sep 04 18:32:40 <BFFJILL> Clyde
Sep 04 18:32:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is a god
Sep 04 18:32:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 18:32:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't die
Sep 04 18:33:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And when he does
Sep 04 18:33:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> another one takes his place
Sep 04 18:33:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we have over 200 clydes
Sep 04 18:33:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> waiting to take the next ones place
Sep 04 18:33:16 <BFFJILL> :0
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Sep 04 18:34:50 <abba149> hi im lost
Sep 04 18:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi
Sep 04 18:35:31 <BFFJILL> So does Clyde has any sort of communication devince, or any way to record this?
Sep 04 18:35:38 <abba149> i was lookin for a 4chan irc and i stumbled into this server
Sep 04 18:35:49 <BlurredOut> And I'm back, so I take it he's almost done there...or at least I hope. Its almost 10pm where Chris is...an we all know how Chris has an insatiable hunger for cock.
Sep 04 18:36:03 <GhostWriterL> Clyde gonna get raped?
Sep 04 18:36:14 <abba149> people like to call me a troll so i came in here
Sep 04 18:36:20 <BlurredOut> Only if he stays there too long.
Sep 04 18:36:31 <BlurredOut> Orly Abba? HOW ARE YOU A TROLL!?
Sep 04 18:36:31 <GhostWriterL> How long has he been there?
Sep 04 18:36:38 <GhostWriterL> A troll?
Sep 04 18:36:42 <GhostWriterL> WTF is a troll?
Sep 04 18:36:46 <abba149> i poke to learn things in a unassuming mannor
Sep 04 18:36:53 <BlurredOut> I see....
Sep 04 18:36:55 <BlurredOut> Tell me
Sep 04 18:36:57 <BlurredOut> Do you.
Sep 04 18:36:58 <BlurredOut> Know
Sep 04 18:37:02 <BlurredOut> About the bird?
Sep 04 18:37:13 <abba149> bird is the word?
Sep 04 18:37:18 <GhostWriterL> Shit, he passed
Sep 04 18:37:21 <BlurredOut> He has passed the test.
Sep 04 18:37:26 <abba149> lol thats and old one
Sep 04 18:37:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh
Sep 04 18:37:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hell no
Sep 04 18:37:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No family guy
Sep 04 18:37:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh speaking of which
Sep 04 18:38:00 <BlurredOut> :p
Sep 04 18:38:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we do have a test
Sep 04 18:38:05 <abba149> the song is older then the net
Sep 04 18:38:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 18:38:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> read
Sep 04 18:38:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of this
Sep 04 18:38:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop
Sep 04 18:38:17 <fatniggo> the net is 40! is it older than 40?
Sep 04 18:38:22 <fatniggo> probably is now that i think about it
Sep 04 18:38:29 <BlurredOut> Well the song is OLD as hell.
Sep 04 18:38:50 <BlurredOut> but the Jokes has been around since at least the 80s.
Sep 04 18:38:56 <BlurredOut> Family Guy over did it...HORRIBLY.
Sep 04 18:39:04 <BlurredOut> But enough about that shit.
Sep 04 18:39:08 <BlurredOut> THIS IS ABOUT CHRISSY
Sep 04 18:39:12 <abba149> Blurredout you old school
Sep 04 18:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire story
Sep 04 18:39:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no talking in here
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Sep 04 18:39:52 <BlurredOut> XD
Sep 04 18:40:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ALL OF IT
Sep 04 18:40:35 <BlurredOut> Can I shoot myself now?
Sep 04 18:40:50 <BlurredOut> DATE RAEP 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!
Sep 04 18:41:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nope
Sep 04 18:41:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hey
Sep 04 18:41:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> by the way
Sep 04 18:41:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I brought plenty of fizzy drinks - for me.
Sep 04 18:41:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Spread this story around
Sep 04 18:41:48 <abba149> moo
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Sep 04 18:42:23 <BlurredOut> Finally.
Sep 04 18:42:40 <BlurredOut> Yeah, no one is really checking out the forum topic...
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Sep 04 18:42:57 <BlurredOut> Cupcake pretty much said "meh" to coming in here...
Sep 04 18:43:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 18:43:12 <BlurredOut> That and he's busy trying to reach Chris.
Sep 04 18:43:32 <BlurredOut> Who has answered the phone only TWICE to say: "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER YOU FILTHY TROLLS!"
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Sep 04 18:43:41 <abba149> any of you guys pirates?
Sep 04 18:43:49 <BlurredOut> Welcome to T.R.O.L.L
Sep 04 18:43:50 * GhostWriterL is now known as WhiteKnight
Sep 04 18:44:08 <BlurredOut> The REALLY old LUMP LICKERS
Sep 04 18:44:11 * WhiteKnight is now known as GhostWriterL
Sep 04 18:44:16 <abba149> lol
Sep 04 18:44:19 <BlurredOut> Are you a lump licker?
Sep 04 18:44:31 <abba149> yes
Sep 04 18:44:34 <BlurredOut> ARE YOU?!
Sep 04 18:44:41 <abba149> nips?
Sep 04 18:44:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:44:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> This is trollstas paradise
Sep 04 18:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No exceptions
Sep 04 18:44:52 <abba149> :P
Sep 04 18:45:22 <BlurredOut> SHUT UP MAN YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY E-FRIENDS.
Sep 04 18:45:26 <abba149> lmfao you guys just got your self and abba
Sep 04 18:45:35 <BlurredOut> derp
Sep 04 18:45:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU HAVE NO E-FRIENDS
Sep 04 18:45:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THATS WHY
Sep 04 18:45:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I AM AWESOME
Sep 04 18:45:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOT IT
Sep 04 18:45:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU RESPECT ME
Sep 04 18:45:47 <BlurredOut> DERP DE DERP!
Sep 04 18:45:52 <abba149> He is Awesome GOT TITS
Sep 04 18:45:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU CALL ME YOUR FUCKING LORD AND MASTER
Sep 04 18:46:04 <abba149> LORD AND MASTER!
Sep 04 18:46:15 <abba149> bater
Sep 04 18:46:18 <BlurredOut> De derp derp, derping de derp derp
Sep 04 18:46:21 <abba149> DERP!
Sep 04 18:46:25 <abba149> DUH!
Sep 04 18:46:27 <BlurredOut> no.
Sep 04 18:46:30 <abba149> NO!
Sep 04 18:46:32 <abba149> lo
Sep 04 18:46:33 <abba149> l
Sep 04 18:46:37 <abba149> LMFAO
Sep 04 18:46:46 <BlurredOut> Satan is my lord and master. This I know for the pastor tells me so...
Sep 04 18:46:48 <BlurredOut> ....in bed.
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Sep 04 18:46:52 <abba149> what lines you got
Sep 04 18:46:57 <BlurredOut> FINALLY
Sep 04 18:47:06 <abba149> in bed i would like some Sects
Sep 04 18:47:07 <BlurredOut> I only sent the message HOURS ago.
Sep 04 18:47:28 <SpookyCupcakes> I heard something about clyde cash trolling as a health inspector?
Sep 04 18:47:45 <BlurredOut> Thats about the gist of it, and now he's searching for the papres.
Sep 04 18:47:48 <BlurredOut> papers*
Sep 04 18:47:54 <abba149> PAPERS!
Sep 04 18:47:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its true
Sep 04 18:47:58 <abba149> BILLY CANT READ!
Sep 04 18:47:59 <SpookyCupcakes> what papers?
Sep 04 18:48:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS JUST IN
Sep 04 18:48:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THEM
Sep 04 18:48:13 <abba149> OMFG
Sep 04 18:48:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE THINKS THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THE CEREAL BOXES
Sep 04 18:48:18 <SpookyCupcakes> WHAT PAPERS?!
Sep 04 18:48:25 <BlurredOut> Might or did, I don't deal with the IMPOSSIBLE.
Sep 04 18:48:31 <abba149> THE PASSPORTS FOR THE OPERATION
Sep 04 18:48:42 <SpookyCupcakes> lolwut
Sep 04 18:48:43 <abba149> the mission is clear
Sep 04 18:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No seriously
Sep 04 18:48:59 <SpookyCupcakes> guys, I have no fucking clue whats going on right now
Sep 04 18:48:59 <BlurredOut> Also, I'm beginning to suspect this ENTIRE IRC is a shame...a...a....
Sep 04 18:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the chandlers are dumb enough
Sep 04 18:49:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to hide them there
Sep 04 18:49:05 <BlurredOut> A TROLL TROLLIN THE TROLL!
Sep 04 18:49:05 <abba149> we needs to makes Transectsuals
Sep 04 18:49:23 <BlurredOut> Sorry, paranoia was taking root again.
Sep 04 18:49:35 <BlurredOut> You get that from having to deal with people like Chris and Chase...
Sep 04 18:49:41 <abba149> TROLL OMFG THERE ARE TROLLS IN HERE
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Sep 04 18:50:09 <abba149> ARF!
Sep 04 18:50:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> what the hell
Sep 04 18:51:10 <abba149> Snow cones?
Sep 04 18:51:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 18:51:33 <abba149> im the Celery stalker
Sep 04 18:51:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> dammit mibbit broke
Sep 04 18:53:19 <abba149> WHat about MY Bit?
Sep 04 18:53:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> >:(
Sep 04 18:54:09 <abba149> WHy is it a chicken
Sep 04 18:55:32 <abba149> NAO!
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Sep 04 18:58:28 <abba149> this seems to be the only good room
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Sep 04 19:27:55 <BFFJILL> So whats happening now?
Sep 04 19:28:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> working on things
Sep 04 19:28:07 <BFFJILL> Ah
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Sep 04 19:33:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:34:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
Sep 04 19:34:07 <BFFJILL> Hey
Sep 04 19:34:24 * mib_bsrrrq (ad47d649@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:34:31 <mib_etzsu9> Hi.
Sep 04 19:34:40 <mib_bsrrrq> Whoa, there is one.
Sep 04 19:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:37:04 <Doakes> Soooo
Sep 04 19:37:09 <BFFJILL> What "papers" are clyde looking for?
Sep 04 19:37:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the one
Sep 04 19:37:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that proves his autism
Sep 04 19:37:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to find out
Sep 04 19:37:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> if Chris is retarded
Sep 04 19:37:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or just really stupid
Sep 04 19:37:44 <Doakes> How is Clyde talking with u?
Sep 04 19:37:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Secret
Sep 04 19:38:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I aint saying shit
Sep 04 19:38:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am telling you guys as a favor
Sep 04 19:38:15 <Doakes> OK, cool.
Sep 04 19:38:47 <BFFJILL> What time is it in Virginia?
Sep 04 19:38:57 <Doakes> 10:38
Sep 04 19:39:04 <Doakes> I'm in Virginia. :D
Sep 04 19:40:24 <fatniggo> how far from chris?
Sep 04 19:40:31 <GhostWriterL> Clyde better leave soon...
Sep 04 19:40:39 <BFFJILL> Sweet :D I wonder how much longer theyll let him stay their...
Sep 04 19:40:42 <GhostWriterL> He'll get the kitty aids
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Sep 04 19:40:48 <Doakes> I'm on the other side of Virginia.
Sep 04 19:40:48 <fatniggo> D:
Sep 04 19:40:53 <Doakes> I knooooowwww
Sep 04 19:40:54 <fatniggo> near what state?
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Sep 04 19:41:02 <mib_t85owr> what ahppened
Sep 04 19:41:11 <fatniggo> plz change ur name
Sep 04 19:41:15 <GhostWriterL> How do you know they haven't taken him hostage?
Sep 04 19:41:22 <mib_t85owr> how do i namechange
Sep 04 19:41:30 <mib_b3p960> ಠ_ಠ
Sep 04 19:41:42 <fatniggo> "/nick whatever"
Sep 04 19:41:46 * mib_t85owr is now known as durrrrrf
Sep 04 19:42:12 <durrrrrf> any new
Sep 04 19:42:14 <GhostWriterL> Niggo, we might need you to go on a rescue mission
Sep 04 19:42:18 <GhostWriterL> Get your pickle suit
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Sep 04 19:42:29 <fatniggo> but it's a 3 hour drrriiivveee
Sep 04 19:43:03 <Doakes> 2 hours. :P
Sep 04 19:43:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> OH FUCK GUYS
Sep 04 19:43:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE NEEDS HELP
Sep 04 19:43:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO CAN GET DOWN THERE FAST
Sep 04 19:43:59 <BFFJILL> GIVE US INFORMATION MAN
Sep 04 19:43:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS IN DANGER OF BEING ARRESTED
Sep 04 19:44:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE WENT IN ALONE
Sep 04 19:44:17 <BFFJILL> OH shit.. why?
Sep 04 19:44:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because
Sep 04 19:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> they would ask questions
Sep 04 19:44:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is disguised as a health agent
Sep 04 19:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 19:44:51 <GhostWriterL> Oh shit, did they call the cops?
Sep 04 19:45:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No they are interrogating him
Sep 04 19:45:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He needs a ride
Sep 04 19:45:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Now
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> NIGGO
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> GO
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Sep 04 19:45:40 <Doakes> Dumbass needs to plan for this stuff. :l
Sep 04 19:45:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE TO CHRIS'S HOUSE
Sep 04 19:45:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE DID PLAN
Sep 04 19:45:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FOR 2 YEARS
Sep 04 19:45:55 <GhostWriterL> How the fuck did he get over there?
Sep 04 19:45:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE FORGOT HOW TO GET OUT
Sep 04 19:45:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BY BUS
Sep 04 19:45:59 <GhostWriterL> If he can't leave?
Sep 04 19:46:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO TRACES
Sep 04 19:46:01 <GhostWriterL> ...
Sep 04 19:46:07 <BFFJILL> .....
Sep 04 19:46:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am not kidding
Sep 04 19:46:44 <BFFJILL> We need proof :/
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Sep 04 19:46:58 <GhostWriterL> It'd take me 2 days to get over there
Sep 04 19:47:16 <BFFJILL> I could run down there right now..If a reel patriot was in need........
Sep 04 19:47:24 <charles_charlemang> Evening TrollParadise.
Sep 04 19:47:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is in need
Sep 04 19:47:28 <fatniggo> fuck..
Sep 04 19:47:37 <mib_o76q4j> good evening
Sep 04 19:47:45 <Doakes> I don't beleive a word of this.
Sep 04 19:47:51 <fatniggo> alright. I can go up US 29 N, but it will take me about 2 1/2 hours
Sep 04 19:48:02 <charles_charlemang> So the house is being inspected thoroughly?
Sep 04 19:48:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS FUCKED
Sep 04 19:48:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SHIT
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Sep 04 19:48:53 <BFFJILL> Clyde :<
Sep 04 19:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE
Sep 04 19:48:56 <Doakes> No, he's right there.
Sep 04 19:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ARE YOU OK
Sep 04 19:49:05 <fatniggo> WTF?
Sep 04 19:49:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THESE FAGGOTS WANT PROOF
Sep 04 19:49:09 <fatniggo> thank god i didn't go
Sep 04 19:49:11 <ClydeCash> Im fucking stranded
Sep 04 19:49:18 <charles_charlemang> Whats this all I'm hearing about on the DAMN INTERNET?
Sep 04 19:49:18 <ClydeCash> someone get me out of this dump
Sep 04 19:49:49 <ClydeCash> I need a ride, someone come get me
Sep 04 19:49:53 <BFFJILL> How are you on the internet?
Sep 04 19:50:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> EVERYTHING HAS INTERNET
Sep 04 19:50:04 <Doakes> So you jack their compuer?
Sep 04 19:50:06 <mib_o76q4j> Where are you at?
Sep 04 19:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BFFJILL, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE IPHONE
Sep 04 19:50:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HURRRR
Sep 04 19:50:22 <ClydeCash> Chris let me use his.
Sep 04 19:50:33 <Doakes> Semen stains?
Sep 04 19:50:41 <charles_charlemang> Do you realize. Do you realize, that when you enter a house... that you can get trapped?
Sep 04 19:50:44 <ClydeCash> I'm trying not to think about it
Sep 04 19:50:48 <mib_o76q4j> ITS A TRAP
Sep 04 19:50:56 <ClydeCash> Someone fucking come get me
Sep 04 19:50:59 <BFFJILL> Clyde..Clyde...CLYDE!
Sep 04 19:50:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No its not
Sep 04 19:51:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he needs help
Sep 04 19:51:28 <fatniggo> clyde, it'll take me 2.5 to get there
Sep 04 19:51:44 <Doakes> How the hell did you get there?
Sep 04 19:52:00 <mib_o76q4j> Wait, Clyde your in Chris's house?
Sep 04 19:52:06 <ClydeCash> I don't care. I'll pay for gas
Sep 04 19:52:10 <ClydeCash> By bus
Sep 04 19:52:16 <ClydeCash> Then I walked
Sep 04 19:52:26 <charles_charlemang> Could you describe the odor of the residence?
Sep 04 19:52:28 <Doakes> Just walk out and back to he bus.
Sep 04 19:52:30 <charles_charlemang> Cat piss?
Sep 04 19:52:38 <ClydeCash> Buses don't run this late
Sep 04 19:52:41 <fatniggo> alright. PM me your cell number so I can call you when I get close
Sep 04 19:52:43 <mib_o76q4j> Go find Megan
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Sep 04 19:52:54 <mib_o76q4j> She is trap in Chris's mirror
Sep 04 19:52:56 <ClydeCash> Thanks dude
Sep 04 19:53:07 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has left #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:53:08 <ClydeCash> No, Megan escaped
Sep 04 19:53:14 <ClydeCash> I didn't hear any screams for help
Sep 04 19:53:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fff
Sep 04 19:53:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> clyde quit being stupid
Sep 04 19:53:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could go to jail
Sep 04 19:53:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we both know megan was a bitch
Sep 04 19:53:38 <BFFJILL> How are you trapped clyde..Why dont you just like leave...
Sep 04 19:53:51 <ClydeCash> I don't have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:02 <charles_charlemang> Well, walk around the block.
Sep 04 19:54:20 <ClydeCash> I'm going to now that I have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:29 <charles_charlemang> But first
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Sep 04 19:54:34 <charles_charlemang> Share with us some experiences.
Sep 04 19:54:43 <mib_h1flcp> good
Sep 04 19:54:45 <charles_charlemang> What was the highlight of the evening?
Sep 04 19:54:47 <Doakes> Please do. Not enough evedince.
Sep 04 19:54:58 <Doakes> Did you look in their fridge?
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Sep 04 19:55:04 <ClydeCash> I'll post evidence later
Sep 04 19:55:07 <mib_h1flcp> trsegtswegg
Sep 04 19:55:08 <lemmiwinks> hey
Sep 04 19:55:15 <mib_o76q4j> Go find blow up dool
Sep 04 19:55:16 <ClydeCash> Going now... I'm feeling sick
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Sep 04 19:55:24 <mib_h1flcp> I call shenanigans
Sep 04 19:55:26 <charles_charlemang> It couldn't be that bad.
Sep 04 19:55:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its real
Sep 04 19:55:36 <charles_charlemang> Yeah, it seems like a 21st Century radio play.
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Sep 04 19:55:50 <mib_h1flcp> whats the proof?
Sep 04 19:55:53 <Doakes> We'll see. Will something show up on /cwc/ sometime soon?
Sep 04 19:56:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yes
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Sep 04 19:56:17 <charles_charlemang> GodBear01 is the only GodBear01 and Muhammed his messenger. Pbuh. How was this setup?
Sep 04 19:56:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 19:56:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have a song.
Sep 04 19:56:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its the song
Sep 04 19:56:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have
Sep 04 19:56:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It goes something like this
Sep 04 19:57:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called
Sep 04 19:57:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "You guys are too fucking gullible and are the laughingstock of the trolling community"
Sep 04 19:57:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode +m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to GhostWriterL
Sep 04 19:57:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 19:57:35 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: lolfaget
Sep 04 19:57:37 * lemmiwinks is now known as fatniggo
Sep 04 19:57:41 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode -m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:43 <BFFJILL> Good one!
Sep 04 19:57:52 <fatniggo> A Monkey ripped off the tires of my car, so i'm back
Sep 04 19:57:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just got aids and died
Sep 04 19:58:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy.
Sep 04 19:58:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You guys are all idiots
Sep 04 19:58:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> boxes.
Sep 04 19:58:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking seriously?
Sep 04 19:58:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Phone calls?
Sep 04 19:58:22 <Doakes> Not me. That's gay.
Sep 04 19:58:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Boxxy references.
Sep 04 19:58:31 <Doakes> What?
Sep 04 19:58:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Your goddamn forums
Sep 04 19:58:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> has made /cwc/
Sep 04 19:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> which was the worst place for chris trolling
Sep 04 19:58:48 <charles_charlemang> Boxxy should be circumcised, blinded, publicly shamed and then summarily executed.
Sep 04 19:58:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> look
Sep 04 19:58:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> when trolling Chris
Sep 04 19:59:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it doesn't involve memes
Sep 04 19:59:02 <Doakes> What is Boxxy?
Sep 04 19:59:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and it doesn't involve
Sep 04 19:59:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doing shit like
Sep 04 19:59:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "OH LOL GAIS WE ARE COOL WE ARE LEGI0N"
Sep 04 19:59:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the shit I've seen from the goddamn forum
Sep 04 19:59:39 <Doakes> Wait, is this a bunch of 4chan faggots here?
Sep 04 19:59:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait us?
Sep 04 19:59:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 19:59:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED forum
Sep 04 19:59:48 <Doakes> Good
Sep 04 19:59:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> probably.
Sep 04 19:59:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck 4chan
Sep 04 19:59:55 <charles_charlemang> "Anonymous" died sometime around early 2007, what's the deal with that?
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Sep 04 20:00:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:00:04 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:00:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but
Sep 04 20:00:08 <charles_charlemang> Why do they continue to behave a particular way?
Sep 04 20:00:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> some of you
Sep 04 20:00:09 <Doakes> I post there becaue I have nolife. I hate all these dmn Guy Fawes fags.
Sep 04 20:00:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:00:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:00:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't have to be like that
Sep 04 20:00:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POKERFACE
Sep 04 20:00:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU ESPECIALLY
Sep 04 20:00:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> AND YOUR PLANS
Sep 04 20:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GODDAMMIT
Sep 04 20:00:32 <PokerFace> Huh?
Sep 04 20:00:37 <Doakes> He hates you.
Sep 04 20:00:37 <PokerFace> WHAT THE HELL!?
Sep 04 20:00:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes you are cool
Sep 04 20:00:45 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel half-operator status to Doakes
Sep 04 20:00:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> have fun
Sep 04 20:00:53 <charles_charlemang> Memes aren't funny. The only one I found funny was on 7chan a long time ago and it was Orville Reddenbacher's face and DOES IT FEED on top of that.
Sep 04 20:01:10 <PokerFace> Well what the hell was I supposed to think when I was suddenly banned when I said: TROLLS TROLLING TROLS
Sep 04 20:01:11 <charles_charlemang> I cannot stand 4chan these days.
Sep 04 20:01:12 * GhostWriterL has kicked charles_charlemang from #TrollParadise (MEMES AREN'T FUNNY)
Sep 04 20:01:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:01:27 <Doakes> I'm not that much of an internet guy, actually. I'm a closet nerd.
Sep 04 20:01:29 >doakes< join #legi0n
Sep 04 20:01:48 <Doakes> Wait, was that a beep beep I just heard? Whaaaaaa
Sep 04 20:01:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes I like you
Sep 04 20:01:59 <charles_charlemang> Doakes are you running Linux?
Sep 04 20:02:06 <Doakes> Nope, Firefox.
Sep 04 20:02:16 <PokerFace> Okay, so update me here because I'm getting mixed info from many sources from Clyde isn't there and that this is bullshit.
Sep 04 20:02:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 20:02:23 <Doakes> It was BS.
Sep 04 20:02:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:02:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it was more or less
Sep 04 20:02:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a wake up call
Sep 04 20:02:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because those forums suck.
Sep 04 20:02:44 <PokerFace> What ED?
Sep 04 20:02:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yep
Sep 04 20:02:50 <charles_charlemang> I idle in #sonichu.
Sep 04 20:02:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as who
Sep 04 20:02:56 <charles_charlemang> Though I hate those faggots.
Sep 04 20:03:01 <charles_charlemang> I won't disclose.
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Sep 04 20:03:24 <fatniggo> spookycupcakes
Sep 04 20:03:25 <PokerFace> So then, you were just trying to get us riled up eh?
Sep 04 20:03:27 <Doakes> I've just recently discovered CWC. He's what drew me to the ED forms, actually.
Sep 04 20:03:40 <SpookyCupcakes> Well if you have to resort to trolling the trolls, that means that you guys suck harder
Sep 04 20:03:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 20:03:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We weren't necessarily trolling you
Sep 04 20:03:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If we were
Sep 04 20:04:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> one of you would have driven down there
Sep 04 20:04:11 <Doakes> And by th way, what does trolling mean exactly? It's like being mean to someone, right?
Sep 04 20:04:17 <fatniggo> D:
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Sep 04 20:04:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are vtec aren't you
Sep 04 20:04:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang, You are vtec
Sep 04 20:04:36 <PokerFace> Oh contraire sir. You was trollin.
Sep 04 20:04:36 <GhostWriterL> Trolling is fishing for reactions from people
Sep 04 20:04:38 <charles_charlemang> I will not answer that.
Sep 04 20:04:40 <BFFJILL> Me-Me's are cancer...Unneeded cells that are continuosly multiplying....
Sep 04 20:04:40 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling = trying to make a person believe false info
Sep 04 20:04:47 <SpookyCupcakes> that means you are trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hmm
Sep 04 20:04:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Stickmans
Sep 04 20:05:05 <fatniggo> cupcakes, why is your name so familiar
Sep 04 20:05:06 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:05:09 <Doakes> I am so confuesd.
Sep 04 20:05:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because he's the guy who wanted to send boxes
Sep 04 20:05:15 <charles_charlemang> There are many ways to troll, that is one.
Sep 04 20:05:19 <PokerFace> Though /cwc/ is still a reputable sight
Sep 04 20:05:21 <GhostWriterL> Microphones are hard
Sep 04 20:05:22 <fatniggo> ooh, ok.
Sep 04 20:05:34 <SpookyCupcakes> dont resort to trolling the trolls to get attention, thats called being a newfag
Sep 04 20:05:34 <charles_charlemang> ~/cwc/ is not reputable.
Sep 04 20:05:38 <PokerFace> This was a waste of time and would have been GREAT had it been real.
Sep 04 20:05:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the point
Sep 04 20:05:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys believe anything
Sep 04 20:05:51 <charles_charlemang> SpoonyCupcakes used the word "newfag".
Sep 04 20:05:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:06:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I dont give a fuck
Sep 04 20:06:07 <PokerFace> Course not.
Sep 04 20:06:08 <SpookyCupcakes> I didn't even believe it past 30 seconds
Sep 04 20:06:13 <PokerFace> you're THE GOD BEAR
Sep 04 20:06:15 * fatniggo has kicked mib_6e0mnq from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR GATDAM NAME)
Sep 04 20:06:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah I am
Sep 04 20:06:24 <Doakes> What's a newfag, again?
Sep 04 20:06:25 * fatniggo has kicked mib_etzsu9 from #TrollParadise (YOU TOO FAGGOT)
Sep 04 20:06:27 <SpookyCupcakes> you
Sep 04 20:06:33 <SpookyCupcakes> ban me, faggots
Sep 04 20:06:35 <Doakes> Prolly
Sep 04 20:06:36 <GhostWriterL> Ohshi-
Sep 04 20:06:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no
Sep 04 20:06:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't ban
Sep 04 20:06:41 * GhostWriterL sets ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GhostWriterL> k
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FUCK YOU
Sep 04 20:06:47 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:48 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:06:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO BAN
Sep 04 20:06:49 <fatniggo> LOL
Sep 04 20:06:51 <Doakes> I don't go on 4chan, so I don't k this stuff
Sep 04 20:06:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats fine
Sep 04 20:06:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doakes i like you
Sep 04 20:06:58 <fatniggo> Spooky, you're the box guy?
Sep 04 20:07:02 <SpookyCupcakes> `/cwc/ is for fags
Sep 04 20:07:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't seem like a super fag
Sep 04 20:07:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SpookyCupcakes, LOL
Sep 04 20:07:15 <Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:33 <PokerFace> .....
Sep 04 20:07:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> PokerFace
Sep 04 20:07:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> quit being hated
Sep 04 20:07:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Plz
Sep 04 20:07:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I do this for your own good.
Sep 04 20:07:58 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:59 <Doakes> So what do you guys think about the no internet thing. Real, or is he just not making vids?
Sep 04 20:08:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> eh
Sep 04 20:08:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> other shit happens
Sep 04 20:08:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its all in #sonichu
Sep 04 20:08:14 <PokerFace> Uh huh...sorry if I'm skeptic.
Sep 04 20:08:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we just like to fuck around with you guys
Sep 04 20:08:21 * SomeGuySomewhere (440ca4d9@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:08:24 <Doakes> Too damn cool
Sep 04 20:08:32 <SomeGuySomewhere> Back.
Sep 04 20:08:54 <fatniggo> spooky, you ever figure out how to record phone convos
Sep 04 20:08:55 * BFFROSECHU (18d1da61@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:08:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously.
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Sep 04 20:09:10 <PokerFace> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lolno
Sep 04 20:09:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> far from it
Sep 04 20:09:27 <SpookyCupcakes> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:30 <Doakes> I hope he dies or something.
Sep 04 20:09:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
Sep 04 20:09:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here
Sep 04 20:09:48 <BFFJILL> This is like a lolmilktruck... It always finds cows...
Sep 04 20:09:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.netchan.org&channel=%23legi0n
Sep 04 20:09:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go there
Sep 04 20:10:04 <Doakes> I don't follow links anymore.
Sep 04 20:10:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its a chat
Sep 04 20:10:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you went to this one
Sep 04 20:10:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
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Sep 04 20:10:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang
Sep 04 20:10:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:10:34 <Doakes> Oh well. Volume all the way down, preparing for Last asure
Sep 04 20:10:46 <Doakes> Or not
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Sep 04 20:11:07 <Doakes> Someones using my name. :l
Sep 04 20:11:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:11:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are using your name
Sep 04 20:11:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> try doakes2
Sep 04 20:11:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and exit out of here
Sep 04 20:11:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we will teach you how to irc
Sep 04 20:11:26 <Doakes> OK.
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Sep 04 20:11:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyway
Sep 04 20:11:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the rest of you
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Sep 04 20:15:03 <mib_sb14z4> .
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Sep 04 20:16:06 <BFFJILL> So why should we got to the link?
Sep 04 20:16:19 * fatniggo has kicked mib_sb14z4 from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR NAME BITCH)
Sep 04 20:16:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you do
Sep 04 20:16:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you dont
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Sep 04 20:16:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
Sep 04 20:18:22 <BFFJILL> Oh BTW GodBear01 you win at life for what you just did :D
Sep 04 20:18:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
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Sep 04 20:18:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You understand my rage right
Sep 04 20:18:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> They were acting like faggots
Sep 04 20:18:55 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:19:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also
Sep 04 20:19:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> change your name
Sep 04 20:19:12 <BFFJILL> K
Sep 04 20:19:27 * BFFJILL is now known as Wutsyourname
Sep 04 20:19:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> uh
Sep 04 20:19:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not here
Sep 04 20:19:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> in legi0n
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Sep 04 20:20:26 <Wutsyourname> oh..Lol..
Sep 04 20:20:38 * Wutsyourname is now known as BFFJILL
Sep 04 20:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:21:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate furries, Deviantarts, and Chris
Sep 04 20:21:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> There is a difference
Sep 04 20:21:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> between being a faggot
Sep 04 20:21:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and being a troll
Sep 04 20:22:19 <BFFJILL> Yeah, being a Troll means being clever not constantly spamming.
Sep 04 20:22:39 <BFFJILL> It pisses the hell out of me.
Sep 04 20:23:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris is an lolcow
Sep 04 20:23:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is only dried up
Sep 04 20:23:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> because faggots like PokerFace
Sep 04 20:23:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> do repetitive shit like that
Sep 04 20:23:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then he goes into hiding
Sep 04 20:23:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and does nothing but little big planet
Sep 04 20:23:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and lurking
Sep 04 20:23:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is for faggots
Sep 04 20:23:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you want to participate
Sep 04 20:23:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you have to talk
Sep 04 20:24:04 <BFFJILL> Chris does a good enough job, trolling himself..
Sep 04 20:24:22 <GhostWriterL> People don't need to constantly spam call his house
Sep 04 20:24:34 <GhostWriterL> Just wait for the next video to pop up
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GhostWriterL> Who the hell thinks transcripts with no recordings is at all funny anyway?
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris does troll himself
Sep 04 20:25:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:25:50 <GhostWriterL> HEY I CALLED CHRIS AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID
Sep 04 20:25:58 <GhostWriterL> Chris: OMG I HAET U GUYZ
Sep 04 20:25:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "DURRFF HURFF CHRIS"
Sep 04 20:26:02 <GhostWriterL> LOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT
Sep 04 20:26:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CHRIS: OMG UT ROLLZ
Sep 04 20:26:07 <BFFJILL> "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AUGGGHHHHH"
Sep 04 20:26:21 <BFFJILL> YEAH THAST FUCKING HILLARIOUUSSS!!!?""""""...DESU
Sep 04 20:26:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:26:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Those forums
Sep 04 20:26:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are /b/
Sep 04 20:26:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its /b/ no matter how you look at it
Sep 04 20:26:56 <GhostWriterL> HAY BOB, I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO UZ
Sep 04 20:26:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> All it is
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GhostWriterL> DESU DESU LOLZ
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are a bunch of people
Sep 04 20:27:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> trying to be big boy trolls
Sep 04 20:27:12 <GhostWriterL> OLD MAN BOB IS ANGRY I'M SO CLEVER
Sep 04 20:27:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is cool
Sep 04 20:27:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Sep 04 20:27:28 <BFFJILL> Yeah bobs ok,
Sep 04 20:27:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is a man who should be left to his peace
Sep 04 20:27:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He has to deal with his fucking son
Sep 04 20:27:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't need to deal with the entire internet
Sep 04 20:27:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Goddamn 82 years old
Sep 04 20:27:52 <BFFJILL> Thats like... God trolling him.
Sep 04 20:27:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:27:57 <GhostWriterL> True, but the guy shouldn't have let his house get so filthy
Sep 04 20:27:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Leave Bob alone.
Sep 04 20:28:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is a good man.
Sep 04 20:28:12 <fffffffffff> Hi
Sep 04 20:28:12 <GhostWriterL> So I don't have much sympathy for the whole health department thing, IF that's what happened
Sep 04 20:28:23 <GhostWriterL> Again, no one has actual proof that anyone has gone to that house and done anything
Sep 04 20:28:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:28:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Even then
Sep 04 20:28:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys are out of the loop
Sep 04 20:29:15 <GhostWriterL> It's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to get Chris to bait himself to religious zealots too
Sep 04 20:29:48 <GhostWriterL> "hay guyz let's get him to shit on a qua'ran!"
Sep 04 20:30:09 <fffffffffff> i doubt that thing ever gonna happen
Sep 04 20:30:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It doesn't stop people
Sep 04 20:30:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> from speaking every little fucking thing
Sep 04 20:30:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> on their mind
Sep 04 20:30:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And thinking they are a amazing troll
Sep 04 20:30:31 <BFFJILL> It really pisses me off when they long onto his youtube account....
Sep 04 20:30:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah and post gay porn
Sep 04 20:30:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats fucking retarded
Sep 04 20:30:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to get him banned
Sep 04 20:30:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then we don't get videos
Sep 04 20:31:02 <BFFJILL> Then we have to find him again...
Sep 04 20:31:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yeah
Sep 04 20:31:10 <fffffffffff> everione wants is internet five minutes
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and he takes forever to do shit
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GhostWriterL> Nothing about any of this pisses me off, honestly. It's just over the top and stupid
Sep 04 20:31:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 20:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I trolled everyone
Sep 04 20:31:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am awesome
Sep 04 20:31:36 <BFFJILL> Yes kudos to you :D
Sep 04 20:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I still can't believe anyone believe it
Sep 04 20:31:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *believed it
Sep 04 20:32:28 <BFFJILL> I know... I did too, well for awhile till
Sep 04 20:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> The trapped part
Sep 04 20:32:44 <BFFJILL> "clyde" said he was trapped and you started ALL CAPSING
Sep 04 20:32:50 <BFFJILL> Yeah
Sep 04 20:33:19 <GhostWriterL> I admit I thought someone had gone over to the Chandler house
Sep 04 20:33:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I used to like ED
Sep 04 20:33:37 <GhostWriterL> But then they stayed for over 2 hours and it was pretty obvious it was fake
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but then they lost it
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GhostWriterL> ED's good for a laugh
Sep 04 20:34:01 <GhostWriterL> A lof of the articles I wrote though have been made retarded
Sep 04 20:34:08 <GhostWriterL> Sonic-cide used to be epic
Sep 04 20:34:15 <BFFJILL> Now its just me-me' about how me-me' suck
Sep 04 20:34:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It is about meme's
Sep 04 20:34:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its becoming more about
Sep 04 20:34:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Money
Sep 04 20:34:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and advertising
Sep 04 20:34:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and shit like that
Sep 04 20:34:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:34:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling is about
Sep 04 20:34:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking with people
Sep 04 20:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not making a buck or two or trying to be e-popular
Sep 04 20:34:55 <BFFJILL> Oh but Me-Me's are bad, unless their Me-Me's that WE made...
Sep 04 20:34:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> people are forgetting this
Sep 04 20:34:58 <GhostWriterL> P-p-p-powerbook was fucking hilarious
Sep 04 20:35:04 <GhostWriterL> THAT was epic trolling
Sep 04 20:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have one meme
Sep 04 20:35:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called fizzy drinks
Sep 04 20:35:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats it
Sep 04 20:35:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 20:35:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Here
Sep 04 20:35:28 <fffffffffff> cool
Sep 04 20:35:46 <GhostWriterL> ED is kind of impressive, though...
Sep 04 20:35:57 <GhostWriterL> It's amazing how many of them still obsess over SnapeSnogger
Sep 04 20:36:32 <fffffffffff> thats mayybe bacose a lot of Ediot are Tartalets too
Sep 04 20:36:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 20:37:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I love the Chris-chan trolling userbase
Sep 04 20:37:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of them are intelligent and know what they are doing
Sep 04 20:37:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED is a abomination
Sep 04 20:38:18 <GhostWriterL> ED is a wiki, it just happens to attract people that want to be famous by contributing to it
Sep 04 20:38:31 <GhostWriterL> So they clusterfuck everything
Sep 04 20:38:45 * mib_q11hu1 (792c1dfe@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:38:50 * mib_q11hu1 has quit (client exited: mib_q11hu1)
Sep 04 20:39:14 <GhostWriterL> It's like those gartersnakes during mating season
Sep 04 20:39:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:39:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if you want more lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> make them
Sep 04 20:39:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FInd them
Sep 04 20:39:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> most of them are on ED
Sep 04 20:39:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I mean
Sep 04 20:39:35 <fffffffffff> hahaha being a troll is a new fashion
Sep 04 20:39:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Deviantart
Sep 04 20:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> there are
Sep 04 20:39:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a shit load of lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But people
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> want to chose to troll the ones everyone knows about
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GhostWriterL> I flamed LaraDarkAngel on DA.
Sep 04 20:40:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll isn't a fashion
Sep 04 20:40:22 <BFFJILL> That way they are cool, and awesome.
Sep 04 20:40:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> wut
Sep 04 20:40:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if everyone starts calling themselves a hacker and a troll
Sep 04 20:40:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I will shoot myself
Sep 04 20:41:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But at the same time
Sep 04 20:41:06 <fffffffffff> thats is what is happening
Sep 04 20:41:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it makes them open
Sep 04 20:41:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fffffffffff, what do you mean
Sep 04 20:41:29 <GhostWriterL> It's the new way to be edgey and cool
Sep 04 20:41:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I've been doing it for like 3 years
Sep 04 20:41:46 <fffffffffff> every kid in the internet want tobe a cool b asemet dweler
Sep 04 20:41:47 <GhostWriterL> "I piss people off on the internet. I'm badass and must have a great life outside of a computer"
Sep 04 20:42:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:42:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I fuck with people on /cwc/
Sep 04 20:42:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for a reason
Sep 04 20:42:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> too damn serious
Sep 04 20:43:01 <BFFJILL> I actually dont troll... I like to watch trolls because ill admit.. I would SUCK as a troll i have no good ideas..I just dont like it when the people who have no troll skill try to troll and kill the fun..
Sep 04 20:43:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't have good ideas either
Sep 04 20:43:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just caps lock alot
Sep 04 20:43:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and i happen to be a good troll
Sep 04 20:44:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But explain
Sep 04 20:44:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> how trolling is becoming a fashion
Sep 04 20:44:27 <fffffffffff> well is not that dificul i mean everyone is in the internet for some kind of validation
Sep 04 20:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I want to be the greatest troll ever.
Sep 04 20:44:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:44:47 * Big (47c5611d@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:44:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And I think I will do it.
Sep 04 20:44:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like bloodninja good
Sep 04 20:45:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats all i want.
Sep 04 20:45:08 * Big has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 20:45:09 <fffffffffff> i put my wizzar hat and my robe
Sep 04 20:45:17 <GhostWriterL> I troll a forum I go to regularly, but I target drama queens and attention whores, not retards with poor impulse control
Sep 04 20:45:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:45:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling will never be a fashion
Sep 04 20:46:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also if I sound pretenious
Sep 04 20:46:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> LOLOL
Sep 04 20:46:55 <fffffffffff> that is what they say abbout punk and now we have pop/punk
Sep 04 20:46:58 <BFFJILL> Real trolling wont ever be a fashion.. But "trolling" is
Sep 04 20:47:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Real trolling is fun as hell
Sep 04 20:47:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "trolling" is boring and childish
Sep 04 20:47:20 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:47:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look the differences is like how you will see yourself in 2 years
Sep 04 20:47:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You will kick yourself
Sep 04 20:47:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> over stupid shit
Sep 04 20:47:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that you thought was funny
Sep 04 20:48:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:48:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> im kickbanningeveryone
Sep 04 20:48:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck this channel
Sep 04 20:48:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 20:48:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked BFFJILL from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:22 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fffffffffff from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked SomeGuySomewhere from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so
Sep 04 20:48:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fatniggo,
Sep 04 20:48:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you there
Sep 04 20:48:34 <fatniggo> yes sir
Sep 04 20:48:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> kik
Sep 04 20:48:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:48:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> i ban everyone
Sep 04 20:48:45 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:48:46 <fatniggo> that was random
Sep 04 20:48:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well i just set wildcard
Sep 04 20:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so it wont let
Sep 04 20:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyone in
Sep 04 20:49:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here try
Sep 04 20:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fatniggo from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * You've invited fatniggo to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited fatniggo into the channel.
Sep 04 20:49:19 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:49:23 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:49:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> cool huh
Sep 04 20:49:28 <fatniggo> lol yeah
Sep 04 21:43:39 * You've invited CEO to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 21:43:39 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited CEO into the channel.
Sep 04 21:46:20 * CEO (CEO@kkk.kkk) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 21:46:59 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to CEO
Sep 04 21:47:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HERRO
Sep 04 21:48:43 <CEO> thats better
Sep 04 21:48:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU MISS PARTY
Sep 04 21:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I SET BAN ON
Sep 04 21:48:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *!*@*
Sep 04 21:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 21:49:06 <CEO> I noticed
Sep 04 21:49:28 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 21:49:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy
Sep 04 21:49:34 <CEO> no
Sep 04 21:49:39 <CEO> never again
Sep 04 21:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 21:50:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> u haet me
Sep 04 21:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 21:52:05 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B) | RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Sep 04 21:52:38 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from GhostWriterL
Sep 04 21:52:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THERE
Sep 04 21:52:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HAPPY
</pre>

== It isn't the cesspool you depict it as ==

The recent posters seem to be knowledgeable. However, the place has gotten slow. Maybe the lamers left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm sure it's just the right level for you. Go, frolic. Seriously, get the fuck out. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:36, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Template talk:Not A Forum

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Thelieisacake:

What about that Cafe Rosechu place? I was told about it when I was asking for an observer's forum. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:45, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Nobody cares about Cafe Rosechu because it's a place where nothing ever gets done and nobody contributes. The reason it isn't in the template is because the template maker was assuming that people were going to try to be useful with their discussions. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Brofose

2010-06-29T21:29:29Z

Thelieisacake: Created page with 'Meh, it doesn't matter. I expected it would happen. Someone needs to reorganise the main page so that this sort of thing is easier to see. ~~~~'

Meh, it doesn't matter. I expected it would happen. Someone needs to reorganise the main page so that this sort of thing is easier to see. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Template:Da update

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Thelieisacake: Undo revision 100360 by Brofose (Talk) There's a new template. It does this shit now.

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* 26 June - The old [[CWCipedia]] site is taken down.
* 18 June - Chris attends [[Fridays After Five]], wearing his [[muscle bra]] in public and acting like a [[pedofork]].
* 6 June - Chris uploads a [[June062010.MOV|video]] addressing [[Michael Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] accusation against him.
* 4 June - Chris finally confirms our suspicions. [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=Uvgy-m2KbGw Michael Snyder on YouTube] talks about how Chris tried to [[pedofork|take pictures of his daughter]] and [http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=thercholic how he tried to run him over]. Surprisingly, [[CWC's Diary#June 2005|this isn't the first time he's tried to kill people with his car]].
* 31 May - Chris uploads [[100_2189]], where he talks about the rights to Sonichu still belonging to him, and not [[Alec]]. He also talks about [[trolls]] scaring him off the internet, and that he will stay off the internet. Again.
* 30 May - [[Vivian Gee]] takes over [[CWCipedia]] from [[Mao]], who now shares copyrights to the entire ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise with [[Alec]]. ''[[Sonichu Season 2]]'' begins.
* 27 May - Chris uploads [[100_2188]], where he whines about trolls and insists that he's straight. Again. He also announces he abandons CWCipedia.

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User talk:Msummers

2010-06-29T18:24:39Z

Thelieisacake:

If you're the Summers I think you are, consider yourself monitored. If not, I'm still watching you. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the same Summers, and I'm not here to cause trouble. My actions on Flipnote Hatena are more to make Chris think he has actual fans than to actually cause trouble for other trolls, and if I'm hurting more than helping, simply tell me to stop, and I shall do so.

I only wish to contribute to the cause.--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Just don't stroke his e-peen too much; it's prone to bending at unpredictable angles. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:05, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::Hehe, I'll keep that in mind :P
Like I said, I'm just here to help the cause, and if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to be of service.
Also, since I'm unsure of the rules and I don't exactly want to get in trouble for constantly replying like this, if it would make things easier and it's not horribly rude to ask, I can give you my steam name. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 00:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about the crap i said telling you to shut up there. It was all part of the act to make it look like I'm a fan jealous of Chris enough that I try to do a "meh" attempt at impersonating him to help lure him into bigger traps such as your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Hey, it's all good, if anything, I thought it was funny. I actually hope to see more of you. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 02:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::* I like you. Not as much as I like Beat (which is an entirely unhealthy amount) but I do. How can I assist you, and do I need a DSi to do so? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, no DSi is required unless you're willing to make fun of Chris's antics using animation. You can still do text posts without a DSi using the website. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, and at most, just be you :P All I really do is scour his flipnote page, add stars when I get bored, and watch for ANY comment I can reply to, which can end in hilarity sometimes...if I'm there, and you put something up there (and the system isn't being an asshole to me), I'll happily give you fodder to work with :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 03:06, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Ronichu and I like eachother wholly unhealthy amounts! It's a destructive cycle. Anyways I've been watching your Flipnote comments. I was just doing the whole "You suck Chris" thing on there. I didn't expect him to add me to his favorites, so since then I've been trying to appear supportive of his awful creations without going too over the top, meaning more commenting with the DSI, and more drawings of Sonichu. The problem with Flipnote Hatena though, is that as near as I can tell there's no way to send private messages, and no way to really ensure Chris will see what you want him to see. The chances of him actually reading all his comments is slim, having him notice you is really more a matter of luck than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:46, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::* I figured as much. Anyway, to prevent getting Sydney'd again I've created an account with the name of a popular Japanese plant, along with a related noun. It should be really easy to spot who I am. I went with the Compliment Chris approach, at least until he notices me, then... I honestly have no plans beyond that- we'll see where it goes. Stage 1: Get noticed. Stage 2: Stage 3: Luls! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::* Incidently, how do I set my picture to something more interesting other than the blue man? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I think their little wapanese-run system requires a monthly tugboat to buy into their "PLUS!!1!" crap to get a user picture, an idea so incredibly stupid it works on the minds of waps and DeviantAAARGH refugees. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Hmm...it appears to be a slow day on Hatena, I'll try to look into finding a way to send private messages for you guys, not sure if I'll find anything though, but I know that mail thing HAS to be used for something. Also, I know it's rather noobish to ask, but how would I go about creating my userpage so it isn't a throne of suck? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Everyone's userpage sucks. Refer to mine for an example. If you want something slightly not godawful, just go on a few people's user pages and rip stuff off of theirs. Some templates and how to do video embedding can be found on my page, while you can upload pictures and stuff using the "Upload File" tab on the left and put that on your page (there's another example on my page, though if you want it as a thumbnail or gallery, you can either take that from someone else or just from an article). Typically, people [[User:Edward|segregate their user pages into different sections]], though I never really have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== New plan? ==

Originally, I was to be a splinter cell, simply a person at Chris's side, giving him positive reinforcement to further his ego, however...something much more devious has come to mind. What would everyone happen to think about boosting his ego on FH to the point where he's starting to become smug chris, and then just swipe it all from under him? It's just a dumb thought from out of the blue after reading DJYellow's comment on the Hatena page, but it all seems rather devious. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:42, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:Looking at this, I have to say that it would be difficult. Chris has shown an abnormal resilience to psychological damage in the past. He didn't care when his gal-pals "died" or were raped, he barely cared when Liquid married Casey, and he has shown no real care for other relations he's had online, such as for Regina or other people he's talked with by email. If you were to get him to smugness, it would take a lot more than just saying "lol i dont like you" for him to pay attention. It's much easier to let him hurt himself through his own ignorance and stupidity than to try to take him down alone. If you can come up with a more specific way to do it, I'm sure people will be interested in discussing it, but I promise you it wouldn't be easy. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:54, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'm not talking about just having a fan say "I don't like you", my friend. Unless I am misinterpreting what he said, DJYellow is a mod on flipnote hatena (Please correct me if I'm wrong on this, because otherwise I'll feel like more of an idiot than I alread do.) We all know he gets very depressed when something is taken from him, like a youtube account, or a PSN, for example...So, he has tons of adoring fans on Flipnote Hatena, when suddenly, he's banned from it. How do you think that would make him feel? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::An important thing to note is that absolutely everyone is important everywhere if you take what they say at face value. As far as I can tell, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11538353117452203795 DJYellow has a minor Flipnote account which has had no real love, and he is not an admin.] It seems that, because the number of stars given to his flipnotes is about 5x as large as the number of views they've had, he's been giving himself a lot of love and is just seeking more attention here.
:::Looking at how Chris reacted when he lost his pride and joy, the CWCipedia, which culminated in a single video worth of stuff, I don't think he'd go into a major depression over the loss of his Flipnote profile. A normal person would see that they were losing everything they touched, and would probably get upset over it, but Chris [[Jerk|has]] [[Monthly Tugboat|always]] [[Jerkop|looked]] [[Chris and his Ego|at]] [[Chris and Psychology|the]] [[Adam Stackhouse|world]] [[Miyamoto|this]] [[Liquid|way]], and so to him this is just typical life and there's no saying if it would affect him at all. Not saying don't go ahead, but again, knocking him down a few pegs is something history has proven is usually best left to Chris himself. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Something I Just Realized ==

Since you're somehow on Chris's good side, why not continue your plan to the point where you can acquire his email and get him to use AIM or Yahoo! Messenger? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Actually, because I can't use either of those things. My parents are very strict about what I download because they're very paranoid about viruses. So...at most, Skype or Steam. And if he tried to find my steam account, he would find not only quite a bit of my personal info (including the fact that I have a boyfriend...) which would ruin everything...

I do have a Yahoo email though, so I might at least be able to get him to talk to me through that. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 17:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:If you're actually going to get in touch with Chris (Something I'm not about to recommend) the very least you should do is create E-mail addresses, Skype accounts, profiles, ect that have none of your personal information on them. For god's sake, don't give him anything real.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::What's funny is that it's very hard to tell what is 'real' with me...Only my steam account holds my real name, and everything else normally holds some sort of alias I've come up with over the years. Even if I do talk to Chris, everything he 'knows' about me will end up being information from someone completely non-existant.

Makes me tempted to try something I did on Runescape back when I was just an idiot...hm.[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

#What did you try on Runescape?
#Holy shit, you played Runescape?! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
**I played runescape for a while many years ago, and then I turned it into a bot account which is still going due to Jagex's shitty bot detection system. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:24, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

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* 26 June - The old [[CWCipedia]] site is taken down.
* 18 June - Chris attends Fridays After Five, wearing his muscle bra in public and acting like a pedofork.
* 6 June - Chris uploads a video addressing Michael Snyder's accusation against him.
* 4 June - Chris finally confirms our suspicions. Michael Snyder on YouTube talks about how Chris tried to take pictures of his daughter and how he tried to run him over. Surprisingly, this isn't the first time he's tried to kill people with his car.
* 31 May - Chris uploads 100_2189, where he talks about the rights to Sonichu still belonging to him, and not Alec. He also talks about trolls scaring him off the internet, and that he will stay off the internet. Again.
*30 May - Vivian Gee takes over CWCipedia from Mao, who now shares copyrights to the entire Sonichu franchise with Alec. Sonichu Season 2 begins.
*27 May - Chris uploads 100_2188, where he whines about trolls and insists that he's straight. Again. He also announces he abandons CWCipedia.

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