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Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

2017-05-16T19:36:48Z

Thelp:

'''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''' is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a [[sweetheart]] and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart". He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes.

Chris intends this phrase to mean that he wants a female friend who will eventually become a sweetheart.<ref>[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in</ref> To all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement, break her and rebuild her as his fantasy woman by brainwashing her into loving him. To the mad scientists among us, or the gramatically sensitive (Chris almost always [[Chris and English|mistakenly]] adds a hyphen to "ground up"), it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory, and then, Pygmalion-like, begin a romantic relationship with them. This is one of thousands of reasons why [[Officer Nasty|non]]-[[Kimmi|inflatable]] women won't touch him.

It's also worth noting that he did say he was searching for a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up in several of his [[attraction sign]]s. Considering the entire point of said signs is to find a girlfriend, not a regular gal-pal, his usage here conflicts with his given definition of the term. However, it is unlikely that he intends the phrase to have multiple meanings, but rather that he's simply too retarded to understand that a complete stranger can't be a great friend at the same time.

==Uses by Chris==
*The [[Story of My Current Days]] includes one of the earliest recorded examples of the term, where Chris imagines that "there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
*One of Chris's [[MySpace messages]] from 2005 includes a rare variation of the term: "I have been in the market for a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into a girlfriend from the ground-up for over two years now."
*In an [[Chris E-mails 2007|e-mail]] to his middle school teacher Virginia Sanford from February 2007, Chris explains the motivation behind his original [[Attraction Sign]]: "I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
*An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris_talks_about_another_contest_and_his_ENDURING_LOVE_QUEST|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 includes the usual Attraction Sign boilerplate about needing to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
*Towards the end of [[Sub-Episode 7]], the tale of his ordeal at [[Target]], Chris complains, "All I wanted for over two years was a boyfriend-free girl into make into make into a sweetheart from the ground up, with friendship!"
*During the September 2008 round of [[white knight e-mails]], Chris summed up his goal in life as "SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, white (Optionally virgin) Woman to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
*Save for a slight change in the age range, he says more or less the same thing in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]: "in a nutshell, I'm looking for an 18-26-year old, Boyfriend-free, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic white woman to make into a sweetheart from the ground-up."
*Chris's introductory post at [[Sonichu Girls]] explains that he's "waiting to be personally approached by an '18-(my age at that time and current) Boyfriend-Free, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl, to make into a Sweetheart from the ground-up.'"
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]], Chris's Powerpoint presentation designed to pitch his character to Nintendo, he explains that "IN REAL LIFE, I’ve been in my Search for a woman to become my True Sweetheart From the Ground-Up."
*Chris's [[Dating profiles|Book of Matches]] profile from late 2008 or early 2009 says "I WANT to start a relationship from the Ground-Up."
*In [[Mumble 4]], Chris says that he's qualified to give relationship advice because of his "personal experiences...when I tried to find myself a woman to make a sweetheart from the ground up." He also explains a bit more of the meaning of the term, which apparently denotes a relationship "starting with friendship" and progressing into romance.
*[[LOOK at the truth!]], one of Chris's rants against [[Liquid Chris]], includes the following lament: "I have still been having a...harder time of trying find a boyfriend-free girl...to make to a sweetheart from the ground-up. Yet he was able to get a girlfriend..."

==See also==
* [[Friend zone]]

== Sources ==
<references />
{{Love quest}}
{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User:Thelp

2017-05-15T22:50:30Z

Thelp:

Official Chandler family genealogist

{{Americunt}}
{{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}

Talk:Cherokian Clan

2017-05-15T22:48:35Z

Thelp: /* Confirmed: Chris is not Native American */ new section

*Chris's drawings of American Indians are oddly similar to the way they are portrayed by Mormons. --[[User:Svek|Švek]] 11:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

*Does Chris not watch very many classic cartoons? Quite a few depict American Indians in, if not exactly realistic, at least, I don't know, a more swarthy, less European manner. "Wagon Heels" (Clampett, 1945) is a personal favorite. You can view it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHLr-lxvl0 here]. --[[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 13:54, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

* I guess I've never really read what "fraction" Native American Chris is until today and I'd like to state a fact I strongly believe needs to be put SOMEWHERE. Either here, or in the article about Chris and lying. I, myself, am part Native American (an extremely small part Inuit and Sioux) and if Chris WAS 1/16 Native American he would get a monthly amount of money from the Government. While his parents would have to "claim" their N.A. status (though with money and Chris involved...they would have done it if they could), Chris could get big bucks for being 1/16 N.A. (which is quite a bit these days). That also means, his mother or father (I forget what side it's from) would be 1/8 NA (HUGE AMOUNT now a days) and they could get loads of money a month (they have to prove NA status of course). I can't see Chris's parents not taking some route for money; it may be that they just don't know that they can get money for being a Cherokee. Either way, I highly doubt Chris is actually 1/16 Cherokee (if he really is at all). I think it might be like being related to Anne Boleyn, something he says to either get attention or get away with something. "I can't be racist because I'm Native American" or something.<br />TL;DR I feel it needs to be mentioned that Chris is more likely than not NOT 1/16 Cherokee Indian (if at all). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:19, 16 June 2011 (PDT)

**Chris never said what fraction he was. A lot of whites who have a tiny amount of black ancestry claim to to be part-native [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 04:23, 17 June 2011 (PDT)
*** In his emails to Jackie, he says multiple times that he's 1/16 Cherokee Indian. Just thought I'd point that out. Hmm...I wonder if some 'ancestry' website would help out with this. If he is indeed 1/16 (of NA or Black), I bet it'd be within the great grandparents or something. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:23, 17 June 2011 (PDT)
***In the Regina Email, he states he's 1/32 Cherokee from his father's side. And I found some stuff from an Ancestry site, and from his father's side there is no one (up to his great grandfather) who would be native american OR black (which would be required to be 1/16 or 1/32 of anything). I don't know where or even if any of this information can be placed and used; but now I'm certain that Chris is not only stupid (which we all knew) but he's also using the "I'm Cherokee" as a way to 'attract' attention and potential ladies (something that shouldn't surprise anyone). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:36, 19 June 2011 (PDT)

*Another minor detail, in the video screencap, Chris appears to have a Scottish flag painted on his chest --[[User:MrMash|MrMash]] 13:15, 26 October 2011 (PDT)

== Dead link ==

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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 30 October 2011 (PDT)

==UNGA WUNGA==

...is that really supposed to be Cherokians? I thought they were your stereotypical savage people.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:30, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

== Confirmed: Chris is not Native American ==

I've traced all branches of the Chandler clan (Bob's ancestors, as Barb's are easily found already) back to at least the 18th century - to the 17th century in some cases - and can confirm that he is solely of British Isles background with the exception of some very distant (1600's) French. If I were to incorporate this into the article, would a link to a family tree with no sources be okay? I assume you don't want an Ancestry link, but that's where my primary sources are. I'll go ahead and do it if nobody objects. --[[User:Thelp|Thelp]] ([[User talk:Thelp|talk]]) 22:48, 15 May 2017 (UTC)

User:Thelp

2016-08-11T22:08:26Z

Thelp: Created page with "{{Americunt}} {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}"

Minor Family Members

2016-08-11T04:11:45Z

Thelp: /* Chandler family */ Added some basic information on Bob's first wife.

[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jonathan, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Chris]]'s family has several '''minor family members''' about whom not enough is known to constitute their own articles. The family members who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. David Alan Chandler has especially excelled, becoming an ophthalmologist and doctor.

==Chandler family==

===Patricia Chandler===
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is Bob Chandler's first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and David.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 in Winston-Salem, North Carolina and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.

=== Carol Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 7 July 1969)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, she was a member of [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]]. She earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father," he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us." He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].

=== David Chandler ===
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|David Alan Chandler.]]
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|David as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1962)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s obituary told us that his wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />

David went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> studied medicine at [[Wikipedia:Virginia Commonwealth University|Virginia Commonwealth University]], and trained at [[Wikipedia:Washington Hospital Center|Washington Hospital Center]].<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref> He has donated at least $1,000 to the Republican Party,<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that, at least, he agreed with his father on politics. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>

Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that David had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris an uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Chris and Reality|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother]].

[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to David's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and squinkles with a display from Chris<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>.

Unlike Carol, David attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called David out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that being a practising eye doctor, David probably had more important things to focus on.

=== Uncle Wayne ===

A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD, but could not do so due to not having a picture of them. One of those people was an uncle from Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> Virtually nothing is known about him.

=== Unnamed relatives in Oklahoma ===

During the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he has a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> Nothing else is known about them.

=== Jonathan Carey ===
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]

Jonathan Carey<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> is Chris's second cousin (being [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson) who was married on the last weekend of June, [[2009]]. He lives in Red Oak, [[Virginia]]. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder [[BILLY MAYS|Billy Mays]]{{cite}}.

June 2009 Wedding Photos:
<center><gallery>
File:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 2.jpg
File:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 3.png
File:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 4.jpg
File:ECP 00077.jpg|And an unwanted gift, too!
</gallery></center>

===Uncle Raymond ===
Uncle Raymond is Chris's uncle, the widower of [[Aunt Corrina]] and the grandfather of Jonathan Carey. According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the brother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom===
[[File:0039-AuntHerriet.jpg|thumb|left|This is pretty much all we've got.]]
[[File:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|thumb|right|Save for this.]]
'''Harriet Ashby''' (née '''Weston''') is Barbara's sister. She was born on 9 January 1947, and was married to Thomas Eugene Ashby on 29 May 1964 in Charlotte County, VA. Thomas was born on 28 October 1942.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html#P150</ref>

Harriet seems to admire the American presidents, and considering the number of flags she has on her Christmas tree, she is a TRUE and HONEST [[United States of America|American]] patriot. Tom, according to Chris, is a retired fire inspector, and offered Barb advice after her [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

As Chris told [[Catherine]] during her real-life meeting with him, Harriet and Tom still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but do not allow her over to their home. They have not even told Barb what their address is. Barb possibly went after Tom very aggressively when she was young.

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== Sources ==
<references />

== External links ==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)

==See also==
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]

{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Family Members]]

Talk:Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2016-01-14T21:09:56Z

Thelp: /* "Abuse" incident truthfulness */ new section

This article seems to be written assuming that the "principal's lap" incident and the "faculty abuse" incident happened at roughly the same time, or even that one led to the other. Do we know this to be true, or is it an assumption? --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 07:56, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
* Occurs to me that I'd always thought they were part of the same incident, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence to support that. Anybody know for sure one way or the other? If not, I'll split the two into their own sections. Also, thanks to whoever edited the "out of control" bit, that was from the old version of the page, good catch there... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

:* At a guess, you would have thought that his escape from lap caused panic, which lead to the 'abuse' incident, when Chris flipped out. It's anyones guess what happened though. I'm thinking Chris probably had those 'stranger danger' lessons at that age, and probably men and laps did come into it somewhere, which set off alarm bells. We know how literally Chris takes things, and it wouldn't be a massive leap to imagine he did honestly believe the head was trying to molest him.

I can also see the head put Chris on his lap in a desperate attempt to calm him down or something. It's unlikely that happened, as it does leave him open to accusations like that, but you never know. The staff restraint incident probably prevented something like the sign attack video, or the Vivian death threats from happening IRL as well. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:27, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Timeline shit: 1.) Chris would have been 9 or 10 in the 4th grade, so this happened in the early 90s, not 80s, and 2.) The Columbine shooting occured in 1999, and 15 years before that would be 1984. *SIGH*. Fixed. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:41, 23 November 2009 (CET)

I remember a letter writer in one Mailbag who claimed he'd gotten ahold of the court records and according to them Chris put a kid in the hospital by nearly biting off his nose. The records supposedly also state he frequently threw screaming fits in class and one such incident was what wound up getting recorded. Is there any sauce/confirmation on any of this or was it just made up? Chris seemed surprised by the nose-biting thing and denied it, but he IS a liar... --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 07:17, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
*Mailbag 24. There's no sauce provided and I have no idea how to check, but I'll look around and see if I find anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

==Court Records==
What are the odds that we could get our hands on a court statement of what actually happened? Bob took this thing to the courts, so there's going to be records somewhere, but I have really no idea how the American courts work, or if those records are made public. I found the [http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/combined/greene/home.html contact information] for the clerk at the Greene General Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court (I can only assume this is the court where the whole thing went down). There's no e-mail, and I'm not going to call Virgina from Canada for such a silly reason, but I'm tempted to send a letter, bluntly asking if I can see the records. Do any Americunts versed in juvenile law know if I'm setting my hopes too high? --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:57, 21 October 2010 (PDT)
*You probably are. I highly doubt they'd release those records to people like us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:22, 21 October 2010 (PDT)
:*I'm going to try anyway. I'm going to send them a letter and see what happens. I mean, at worst, they say no, and at best, we have a beautiful, clear, and potentially hilarious view into the origins of Chris. Mind you, the letter will be going quite far in both directions, so it'll take a while before I get a response. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:35, 21 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I just got a letter back from the Greene County Court Clerk, and I'm afraid the news is disappointing. This is what is written, dated Nov 1, 2010: "All records are held for 10 yrs. 1999 and back have been expunged. If it possibly was a felony, you would need to chk Circurt Ct PO Box 386 Stan. Va. 22973 [sic]" Since there probably weren't any felony charges related to the case, then I'm afraid that the only way we'll ever know what really happened that day will be if we ever get our hands on the Autism Papers. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 19:47, 8 November 2010 (PST)

== "Abuse" incident truthfulness ==

It's possible that Chris is telling the truth, albeit a dramatic version, about the so-called abuse incident as it may have been the school staff's reaction to an autism-related meltdown. Oftentimes the child having a meltdown must be restrained or confined in order to keep them from hurting themselves. I've heard of incidents where the meltdown was recorded to document what was going on in case a parent flipped out over their child's injuries and accused the school of abuse. This occasionally shows up on not-quite-news sites like the Daily Mail and the articles always, without fail, take the side of the angry parents. ("Mom outraged that autistic son restrained in a high chair!" "Videos reveal autistic student kept in a pen by mean old teacher!")

The reason why I didn't add this to the page myself (at least right now) is that I'm not that well-versed in all things Chris and don't know if he even has a history of meltdowns. Meltdowns often improve by adulthood or may be replaced with fits of anger and destructiveness, so this would explain why he doesn't seem to have them anymore. They've just morphed into something that less resembles your classic tantrum. --[[User:Thelp|Thelp]] ([[User talk:Thelp|talk]]) 21:09, 14 January 2016 (UTC)

Talk:Daniel Weston

2012-07-18T00:14:56Z

Thelp:

I would make this a featured article.

I would make it one every day forever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:37, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

The Westons came over much later than the Mayflower. Francis Weston, born in 1794 in Horsley Woodhouse, Derbyshire, came to America around 1820.--[[User:Thelp|Thelp]] 17:14, 17 July 2012 (PDT)