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Hair

2012-10-12T19:57:29Z

Themilkshark: /* Hair mail */

[[Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.

Already in atrocious physical condition for someone his age, Chris's baldness has made him look creepier and even more like a [[pedophile]] and/or fat, old lesbian. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, and his occasional attempts at crafting a combover haven't helped matters.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. More likely, though, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob]] was bald as well. However, inactivity, poor diet, illness, and stress are well known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness - when male-pattern baldness starts as early as it does with Chris, you will tend to end up with much less hair in the end; which does not bode well for Chris's [[tomgirl]] dreams.

Naturally, Chris being Chris, he thinks his hair looks just fine. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his [[Barbara|mom]] probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh... I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

If you were at all surprised to learn that Chris doesn't bother to go to a decent barber, but instead lets his mom cut his hair...well, you're new here, aren't you?[[Image:FutureCWC.jpg|thumb|What Chris will look like by next December.]]

When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris was, as per usual, completely in denial.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event, a bald spot is seen starting to appear on the back of his head.

[[File:TG9.jpg|thumb|Chris with longer hair]]
[[File:Hemanchristian.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl of Eternia]]

Since becoming a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]], Chris has let his hair grow out and has seemingly attempted to color it blonde. This was likely not done by a professional stylist, because his new hair color is a hideous urine yellow. In some photos, such as the one he took at Salvation Army, the darker roots are visible through his extremely thin hair. It also appears that Chris's hair is naturally curly or wavy when he lets it grow long. Another possibility is that he curls his hair with a curling iron, although Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen.

==Hair mail==
Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], asked Chris for locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as a souvenir.

Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady ([[Troll|or a dude pretending to be one]]), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair, placing it into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big [[China|C]] himself.

Due to the Mexican postal service ([[Chris and race#Hispanics|insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here]]), it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a [[Sonichu]] drawing, where the Spanish side has [[Racism|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Hair

2012-10-12T19:55:56Z

Themilkshark:

[[Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.

Already in atrocious physical condition for someone his age, Chris's baldness has made him look creepier and even more like a [[pedophile]] and/or fat, old lesbian. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, and his occasional attempts at crafting a combover haven't helped matters.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. More likely, though, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob]] was bald as well. However, inactivity, poor diet, illness, and stress are well known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness - when male-pattern baldness starts as early as it does with Chris, you will tend to end up with much less hair in the end; which does not bode well for Chris's [[tomgirl]] dreams.

Naturally, Chris being Chris, he thinks his hair looks just fine. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his [[Barbara|mom]] probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh... I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

If you were at all surprised to learn that Chris doesn't bother to go to a decent barber, but instead lets his mom cut his hair...well, you're new here, aren't you?[[Image:FutureCWC.jpg|thumb|What Chris will look like by next December.]]

When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris was, as per usual, completely in denial.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event, a bald spot is seen starting to appear on the back of his head.

[[File:TG9.jpg|thumb|Chris with longer hair]]
[[File:Hemanchristian.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl of Eternia]]

Since becoming a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]], Chris has let his hair grow out and has seemingly attempted to color it blonde. This was likely not done by a professional stylist, because his new hair color is a hideous urine yellow. In some photos, such as the one he took at Salvation Army, the darker roots are visible through his extremely thin hair. It also appears that Chris's hair is naturally curly or wavy when he lets it grow long. Another possibility is that he curls his hair with a curling iron, although Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen.

==Hair mail==
Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], asked Chris for locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as a souvenir.

Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady ([[Troll|or a dude pretending to be one]]), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair, placing it into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big [[China|C]] himself.

Due to the Mexican postal service ([[Chris and race#Hispanics|insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here]]), it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a [[Sonichu]] drawing, where the Spanish side has [[Racism|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

===Gallery of hair===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2012-10-12T19:32:44Z

Themilkshark: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that one day, being a man was too much work, it had to involve getting a job, get excercise,
and take life by the balls. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of cwc.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it don't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him.
based on the archetype you would see on movies, vidya games, & perhaps weeb0vision, you would learn of the "Tomboy"

AKA BROmethius-Bitch-CUNTitus, The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex
with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tom Girl". A man in touch with his feminine side...
BUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT!

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2012-10-12T19:32:09Z

Themilkshark: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that one day, being a man was too much work, it had to involve getting a job, get excercise,
and take life by the balls. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of cwc.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it don't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him.
based on the archetype you would see on movies, vidya games, & perhaps weeb0vision, you would learn of the "Tomboy"

AKA BROmethius-Bitch-CUNTitus, The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex
with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tom Girl". A man in touch with his feminine side...
BUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT!

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|"Tomgirl or He-Man?"
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

File:Hemanchristian.jpg

2012-10-12T19:29:47Z

Themilkshark: Christian's Tomgirl hairstyle is evolving into a He-Man reminiscent 'do.

Christian's Tomgirl hairstyle is evolving into a He-Man reminiscent 'do.

Tomgirl Pictures

2012-10-12T19:27:27Z

Themilkshark: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that one day, being a man was too much work, it had to involve getting a job, get excercise,
and take life by the balls. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of cwc.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it don't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him.
based on the archetype you would see on movies, vidya games, & perhaps weeb0vision, you would learn of the "Tomboy"

AKA BROmethius-Bitch-CUNTitus, The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex
with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tom Girl". A man in touch with his feminine side...
BUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT!

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2012-10-12T16:50:50Z

Themilkshark: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that one day, being a man was too much work, it had to involve getting a job, get excercise,
and take life by the balls. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of cwc.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it don't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him.
based on the archetype you would see on movies, vidya games, & perhaps weeb0vision, you would learn of the "Tomboy"

AKA BROmethius-Bitch-CUNTitus, The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex
with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tom Girl". A man in touch with his feminine side...
BUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT!

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpeg
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Facebook messages

2012-01-27T00:48:46Z

Themilkshark:

On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].

{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}

Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.

== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==

{{quotebox|Hi. :)

January 23 at 1:10am

Hi, Christina. I have read your profile, and I find you quite interesting. You're pretty, honest and smart. 
If you'd like, I'd like to meet you for a [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] or coffee and get to know you better over a [[Sex|pleasant conversation]]. 
I also hope you will accept my friend request I have submitted earlier. 
Please reply if it's all cool. :)

Have a good day.

Peace, 
Christian Chandler.

PS 
Forgive me for asking, I do not mean to offend, but how old are you? 
You didn't list your birthdate or age, you've listed that you're in [[High School]], and [[Pedofork|I would not want to take advantage of a possible minor]].}}

{{quoteboxred|January 27 at 5:27pm

umm okay well im seventeen and about to be 18 in a few months but yeah i love to party and all that good shit so hit me up}}

{{quotebox|January 27 at 5:59pm

Cool, Christina. While I don't know what it means to "hit me up", I'll assume it means to talk to you more. :)

Please let me know where and when you'd like to meet for the coffee or soda in an e-mail to my address at CWCSonichu@aol.com.

Also, while I will tell you anything you'd like to know between e-mails and person to person conversations, I'd like to get the ball rolling with a few simple Qs you may answer in your first e-mail to me. What's your favorite color? What else do you like to do in your spare time ([[Chris and art|drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], etc.)? Do you live with your family? You're in your Junior year in High School, right? Is there anything else other than what you have listed in your profile that fascinates you? You live in the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] area, where specifically ([[Ruckersville]], [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Standardsville]], etc.)?

In your first e-mail to me, please use "Hi :) " in the subject, so I'll know it came from you.

I look forward to meeting you in person and learning more about you. And if you need a tutor for a school subject, I can probably help you; I've excelled in math and english subjects; y yo tom'e dos anos de Espa~nol in mi escuela secundaria (and I took two years of [[Spanish]] in my High School).

Take care;

Chris Chan.}}

{{quotebox|Another thing while I'm thinkin' about it,

January 27 at 7:03pm

please accept my friend request I've previously sent you.}}

{{quoteboxred|January 28 at 12:30pm

okay yeah well heres the thing...1st of all im seventeen and ur to old....and 2nd of all u know ur to old for me...and 3rd of all im not into all that chirstian shit but i would still love to be friends with you... and i dont know very many chiristians who like to party, cause im a hard core party girl.! so...}}

{{quotebox|January 28 at 12:43pm

No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill you were at least 18 before [[Sex|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}

{{quoteboxred|January 29 at 4:33pm

where do u live cause i aint driving far}}

{{quotebox|January 30 at 12:21am

I live in Ruckersville of Greene County, so I don't live far from you, I'm sure. But I meant like meeting at a [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] or [[Burger King]] for the soda and conversation; I'll invite you over to my place after a few meetings, and getting to know each other. Believe me, it's a good house with a good daylilly garden my father put together, and I come from a good family.

Please let me know where and when you'd like to meet.}}

{{quoteboxred|January 30 at 12:23pm

okay well a little fyi im on probation and house arrest and i might get locked up tomorrow for breaking my probation so lets just take it day by day 
i mean i dont know u at all and people might talk about me hanging with some older dude who i dont know! 
but i DO hang at dq ( dairy queen ) every day after school 
so drop by and see if u can find me 
halla boy}}

{{quotebox|January 30 at 1:46pm

Goodness. How did you manage that spot of trouble? Anyway, I am cool with taking it day by day; we have plenty of time to learn about each other. 
U talking about the Dairy Queen at [[Wikipedia:Forest Lakes, Chesapeake, Virginia|Forest Lakes]], right? [[Pedofork|I may swing by one day; what time does your school let out?]] 
Also, we can chat over the [[internet]] if you have AIM; please let me know if you have AIM (or an AOL account with Instant Messaging) and when you'll be online. 
Have you read my profile; you can learn a lot about me from there. 
Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.

Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[art]]istic in drawing or [[Lego|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] raised me on the classics, including [[Niggos|Jazz]]. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).

Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.

I currently live with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Bob|father]], and we have like five [[cats]]. We had a dog, part beagle, part spitz, but she passed away over a year ago; bless her heart. Her name was [[Patti]], she was born on St. Patrick's Day, and she lived to be 18 in human years. She was a sweet dog, but she lives on looking down on me and my family.

Okay, I gtg, so I'll talk to you later (on AIM maybe). You take care now.

Peace;

Chris Chan.}}

== Christy Backe ==

{{quotebox|Hi Christy :)

January 22 at 10:55pm

I hope you've been well. Happy Birthday. 
Thank you for sending me the kiss the other day. You're a nice gal. If I may, I'd like to meet you for a soda or coffee and get to know you better through [[Sex|pleasant conversation]]. Please reply if you'd like that. Have a good day.

Chris Chan}}

{{quoteboxred|January 23 at 4:54pm

Thanks for the offer. I am a single mom so I dont have alot of time to go out but thats does sound real nice.}}

{{quotebox|January 23 at 8:06pm

Oh. I was looking for a woman without children; I didn't know that you were a mother. I'm sorry. 
But you are a good woman, and I'm certain that you've been a good mother too. I'm certain that you will find a good man soon. 
Let me ask you, do you know any [[boyfriend-free girl|18-25-year old single women]] who might like me? I would appreciate any help I can get in finding the one who would be my [[Sweetheart]], and help me realize my dream of me fathering a pretty daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. 
Thank you for your help. 
Take care, 
Chris Chan}}

{{quoteboxred|January 27 at 4:52pm

No I don't know anyone single. If I run across anyone I will let you know. Good luck with your dream. You sound like a nice guy I wish you alot of luck. Im still looking myself but for now I just want to go out and have some fun. Well you take care and you can still hitt me up as a friend. ttyl}}

== Joshua Masonheimer ==

{{quoteboxred|January 22 at 10:13pm

hey man just to warn you, you need to leave danielle alone. she doesnt like you.}}

{{quotebox|January 22 at 10:20pm

Well, that was uncalled for; [[Heart level|my heart was in enough pain]] without that statement.}}

{{quotebox|January 22 at 10:31pm

Why doesn't Danielle like me?}}

{{quoteboxred|January 22 at 10:33pm

cause she just doesnt. and you need to back off or [[Kick the Autistic|all her friends will make you]]}}

== Other ==

{{quotebox|Hi :)

Between Ashley Nicole Morris and You

January 23 at 7:48pm

Thank you for adding me as a friend.

You're a cute and sweet gal, if I may, I'd like to meet you for a soda or coffee and get to know you better through [[Sex|pleasant conversation]]. Please reply if you'd like that.

Have a good day.

Chris Chan}}

{{quotebox|Hey, Vanessa

Between Meghana Illendula and You

January 22 at 8:28pm

I hope you and Joshua and Brittany are doing well. It's been a few weeks, and I still feel soooo sorry about that thing I said. I wish I could turn back time and take it back. [[Heart level|My heart]] is recovering very slowly; it's at like 15%. I'm not blaming you; I blame myself. I miss chattin' with you and [[Sex|whatnot]]. I am depressed and lonesome.

I am trying to move on. I've started going back to hangin' at the Alderman Library, but I don't know if I'll be found by a Girl, Period. The only thing I can do is hope and pray, yet that does not look like enough to get through this modern society. The lonliness hurts the remaining [[Heart level|85% of my heart]] sadly.

I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.

Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage|lonesome sap]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|wallowing in my own filth of shame]], killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the [[Sonichu 10|violent images]], taunts me ever so.

But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.

Best of luck to y'all.

Peace;

Christian W. Chandler, a lonely [[Autistic]], heart-shattered sap.}}

{{quoteboxred|Between You and Mia Helsley

January 22 at 2:05pm

do i know you???}}

{{quotebox|January 22 at 2:25pm

Well, I am not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me. But you may read my profile to freshen up on the knowledge.

The main idea is making friends and [[Sex|learning about each other]].

I am a good person now, and I'll still be as kind once you get to know me.}}

{{quotebox|Hey, Danielle :)

Between Danielle House and You

Christian Weston Chandler

January 17 at 12:51am

Thank you for accepting me as your friend.

I do not have many true friends outside the internet. If you can find the free time, please feel free to look me up at the Alderman Library on a Tuesday or Thursday afternoon, and we can converse over a coffee or a soda. I look forward to meeting you. Have a good day. :)

Chris Chan}}

{{quotebox|Hi :)

Between Danielle House and You

January 21 at 8:11pm

I hope you've read my profile, because I've read yours. :)

I've also enjoyed [[Niggos|Jessica Alba]]'s performance in "[[Wikipedia:Into the Blue (2005 film)|Into the Blue]]" on [[PSP|UMD]] and Blu-Ray; she was strong when she freed herself from the handcuffs and punched the lights out of the pirates. I've also enjoyed "[[Wikipedia:Good Luck Chuck|Good Luck Chuck]]".

Anyhoo, Danielle, I find you really cute, [[honest]] and neat. If I may, I would like to meet you for a soda or coffee and [[Sex|get to know you better through a pleasant conversation]].

Please reply soon, and have a good day.

Peace, ♥ :)

Christian Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|??

Between You and Lisa Lynn Oktayuren

January 20 at 9:01pm

Do i know u??}}

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler

January 20 at 9:39pm

Well, I am not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me. But you may read my profile to freshen up on the knowledge.

The main idea is making friends and learning about each other.

I am a good person now, and I'll still be as kind once you get to know me.

Thank you for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you

Between Rachel Davis and You

January 19 at 8:33pm

Thank you, Rachel for calling me cute. I haven't got many complements from the women; I was worried that I was homely, and your generous complement made me feel better.

Thank you again.

Chris Chan}}

{{quoteboxred|Between You and Joshua Alba

January 9 at 7:30pm

hey man

wuz up???? so wanny stop by and check up on you???}}

{{quotebox|January 10 at 12:28am

That would be good, buddy.

I've sent Vanessa an apologetic e-mail; I hope she's read it; I've put a lot of what was left of my hurt heart into it.

I was honestly confused when I said that dumb and stupid thing.

Anyway, it has been decided unanimously among myself that I would go back to hanging by myself at the Alderman Library on tuesday and thursday afternoons as of [[Niggos|Martin Luther King Jr]]'s birthday, next tuesday to resume my enduring and lonesome [[Sweetheart]] Search.

I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.

ttyl

Chris Chan}}

{{quotebox|January 10 at 12:34am

P.S.

If you'd still like the "Girlfriend Brittney" skin for your phone, I still do not have a pic of her.}}

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