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		<title>IRC (17 December 2008)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thighs: No-one takes 'a sweet time'.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On 17 [[December 2008]], Chris briefly chatted with some of his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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As can be seen by the timestamps, Chris tends to take his sweet time typing out answers. This is the chat where Chris reveals that he doesn't really like other [[autistic]] people, referring to them as &amp;quot;a window to hell&amp;quot;. He also handwaves a few of the more glaring inconsistencies in the ''Sonichu'' canon, and takes a few moments to hate on [[tobacco]].&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:00:11] ¬ª Guest1 joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:11] ¬ª Guest_ is now known as Guest1.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:16] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#D44942&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''BlueSpike:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:00:19] ¬ª You made this room moderated for normal users.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:22] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#D44942&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''BlueSpike:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I CALLED THAT, RIGHT?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:00:26] ¬ª Guest1 was promoted to operator by you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:37] ¬ª Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:44] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#D44942&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''BlueSpike:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was correct. :D&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:46] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:00:48] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:01:04] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well Chris, we made a list of questions for you&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:01:04] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4DBD33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''clydeC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We have a list of questions prepared for you from your fans.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:01:08] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so what's the Qs for me to A?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:01:12] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:01:25] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:02:06] ¬ª Guest_ joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:03:09] ¬ª Solidchu joined the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:03:18] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd say that time at Target when the [[Jerkop]]s wedgied me, then dogpiled on top of me and vigoursly rubbed my head on the rough carpet, causing me to shed tears of blood.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:03:31] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:03:57] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Top Three, in no particular order...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:04:22] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do you think is the hottest guy ever? (no homo)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:04:34] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have none.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:04:39] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ok&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:05:54] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; the PS3 is a system that provides a variety of ways to play games, videos, tunes and display photos, surf the web and shop, and the XMB is the best, most simple menu style I've seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:06:06] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If the high school ring is the source for your transformation power, why did Wes and Sarah transform through medallions as well?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:06:07] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I LOVE THE Wii; who told you otherwise?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:06:19] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; well, you didn't seem as enthusiastic about it as the ps3&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:06:36] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hate the HEXBox in general.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:06:43] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4DBD33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''clydeC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you hate the hexbox so much?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:06:54] ¬ª clydeC was demoted from operator by you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:07:07] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I started with an Game Boy Original, after my Commodore 64.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:07:36] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ok, thanks for answering, moving on to the next question&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:09:41] ¬ª Guest_ left the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:11:03] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Story-wise, after receiving my Medal in episode 7, the Powers were individually distrubed between the three of us, as portrayed with ancestry; the powers in my medal linked with my High School Ring at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:11:40] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ah, makes sense now, thanks&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:12:12] ¬ª vivitheg joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:12:25] ¬ª Guest_ joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:12:27] ¬ª vivitheg was promoted to operator by [^_^].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:12:28] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; personal, but 200.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:12:38] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ok thanks chris&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:13:33] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have given thought to that; I will do that, after my True Sweet has been fully confirmed with me to portray the female roles.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:13:47] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; awesome!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:13:49] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My Falsetto isn't that flattering.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:14:00] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; next Q: Can you show us in a video how to do the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha like you did on the Jerkops, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:14:02] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I sing like Sinatra, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:16:29] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; wow, thanks chris, now i know how to beat any jerks i encounter ;)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:16:57] ¬ª xavierz3 joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:18:09] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; sometimes, I draw out of porportion, and I'm still practicing on breast sizes; it would be a fault of mine on drawing big one time, then small or larger by accident the next.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:19:02] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that's okay chris, we all make mistakes. here's the next Q: Apart from the fact that they are too busy shopping to notice you, why do you think that girls do not notice you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:19:44] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; IDK; I am not a mind-reader, but IMHO, they're mostly already paired-up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:20:03] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have any trolls been hassling you again, like that man in the pickle suit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:20:07] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; what's the popular opinion; am I handsome or opposite?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:20:19] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; oh good&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:20:46] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; :) Thank you all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:21:17] ¬ª vivitheg joined the chat room.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:21:32] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that's an interesting topic; I had not planned on that, but I will give it thought in the future and present.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:21:48] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; in a similar vein: Since you are much more sociable and direct than most autistics, have you considered volunteering to assist those lower on the autism spectrum?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:23:24] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yeeeeeah... generally, I do not feel comfortable associating with other autistic people, especially the non-high-funcional; it would be like looking through a window to hell to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:24:15] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that's okay, i have something similar with the seriously mentally ill, being schizophrenic&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:24:34] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; not often.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:24:46] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you think about other video game series such as 'Metal Gear Solid?'&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:25:16] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am open to all types of video games, at least to sample a demo.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:25:43] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; i recommend MGS4 for PS3, it's really cinematic!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:25:50] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I hear that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:26:22] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:26:35] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; real life situations, book-reading, television and all that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:30:24] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; it's okay chris, we all have our preferences&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:31:03] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that was ACTUALLY based on my REAL LIFE self back in my Freshman Year at Manchester High, from my memory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:31:40] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, last question on the list: What exactly is it that you dislike about alcohol that makes that and tobacco the worst crimes in CWCville?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:33:12] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO! tobacco causes Cancer, and ultamtely, including second-hand, KILLS ONE WHO DOES IT. It has been PROVEN Scientifically, written in books and paper, and all over the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:33:34] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yeah, i really hate cigarettes&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:33:47] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alcohol kills ones liver and kidneys, and when drunk, starts fights and increases likliness of automobile accidents.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:02] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Amazing, more fans continue to add questions, Chris. It is spectacular.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:09] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; thanks for answering all those, chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:14] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; okay. :)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:22] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are more questions!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:31] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; i have to go for a minute, sorry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:36] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:34:37] ¬ª You are now known as cogsdev[brb].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:38] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Should I take over?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:45] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev[brb]:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; go ahead vivi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:48] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, looks like I'm in charge. Time for a few more questions.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:34:53] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:35:52] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, we now know that you are not racist.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:36:00] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:36:01] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But in an interview I once watched, you said that you hate gay people.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:36:15] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; specifically, gay MEN.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:36:33] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What do you have against gay men?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:38:42] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I feel grossed out with men in general, because most of them are gross, mean and vicious. and to even imagine of what that situation looks like, is like shoving broken glass into my eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:38:50] ¬ª steventheeunuch joined the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:39:29] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean Chris, logically speaking, you should learn to love gay men. After all, they're make it easier for you to find a boyfriend-free girl! :)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:41:34] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I just do not feel comfortable around men in general, and while I will aquaint with some, I stay my distance from them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:42:16] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. One lady all the way from Japan wants to ask if you would go out with an Asian girl.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:42:19] ¬ª You are now known as cogsdev.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:42:27] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes I would.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:42:56] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Interesting, you should describe all the types of races you would date.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:43:39] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yeah. to be specific though, all but black I would have no problem dating.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:44:45] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Interesting, a cute Arab girl wants to know if you would date her, she would like her identity kept secret. She's a little embarassed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:45:18] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; no problemo&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:45:30] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; another question just added to the list: If you had to draw a comic about something other than Sonichu, what would it be and why?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:46:22] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; basically, I have already done that; me and my life, because it's me and my surroundings and my humble opinions of such.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:46:47] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ah okay&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:47:37] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I would like to know what kind of diet you are on. I'm kind of curious myself because I've been wanting to lose weight for a while now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:48:20] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; eat less; play physical games, like Guitar Hero, Wii Fit or DDR; as long as it gets you off your chair and stand up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:48:32] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; i was wondering what your favourite accents are? i have a yorkshire accent myself&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:48:51] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; none in particular.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:48:58] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; okay&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:49:09] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am open to all accents.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:49:54] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What have you spent your $400 giftcard on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:49:55] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and I like all types of music.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:50:02] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; that's a really good way of putting it, chris :)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:50:03] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have not got it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:50:33] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Would you consider acting as a speaker to schools and the community to teach others about autism?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:50:45] ¬ª Decoy_Octillery joined the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:50:46] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and I have a few things in mind; I'm sharing it with my congregation.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:51:09] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; looking forward to seeing more messages from you in the future, chris :D&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:51:19] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yeeeah, copy and paste my previous response on confronting individual autistics.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:51:30] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But will you teach normal people about autism?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:51:47] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; possibly, but it's unconfirmed at this time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:52:44] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mofo_P asks: Where did the Cherokian Crown come from? It just appeared in Wes-Li Sonichu's hand in Episode 7 Page 22&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:53:45] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; my ancestry basically, but it's only a headpiece I've fabricated to signify my Cherokee heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:53:59] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A lot of people have found a girlfriend that they will soon make into a wife at your age. What do you think is keeping you down?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:54:38] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; shyness, lack of self-confidence, the infitely-high boyfriend factor, autism, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:54:58] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When do you think Nintendo or Sega will make your Sonichu game? How long do we have to wait?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:55:07] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do not know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:55:13] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you consider making Sonichu medallions for fans as a special request?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:55:37] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:56:40] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is your favorite food?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:56:45] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; mac &amp;amp; cheese&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:56:56] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Was the 'Song of Christian' video a project for school, or was the poem the project for school?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:57:01] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:57:17] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; i haven't seen this 'Song of Christian' actually&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:57:37] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:58:04] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; pirated from me, then published onto YouTube; I discourage y'all watching that which was stolen from me, that was on the DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:58:17] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ok chris, i'll stay away from it then&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:58:43] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:59:02] ¬ª Rosey left the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:59:02] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[06:59:04] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#8A0808&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''cogsdev:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; oh, ok chris&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#BDBDBD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[06:59:05] ¬ª ChrisChanSonichu left the chat room.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0B3B0B&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''vivitheg:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; GOD DAMN IT CHRIS&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: IRC]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thighs</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lovely_Weather&amp;diff=200209</id>
		<title>Lovely Weather</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lovely_Weather&amp;diff=200209"/>
		<updated>2016-08-21T08:03:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thighs: syntax for new edit&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;poem&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,&lt;br /&gt;
Ring ting tingling, too&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''&lt;br /&gt;
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you,&lt;br /&gt;
Outside the snow is falling&lt;br /&gt;
And friends are calling &amp;quot;Yoo hoo,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''&lt;br /&gt;
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|Sleigh Ride&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/christmas_songs_lyrics_10575/other_lyrics_33314/sleigh_ride_lyrics_360899.html &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride&amp;quot; Lyrics]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg|thumb|Note the broad and square-set shoulders, the lack of hips, and how she's as tall as Chris...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Lovely Weather''' is [[Chris]]'s future wife, whom Chris traveled through the [[Time Void]] to meet and presumably [[Chris and sex|have sex with]]. Although many of Chris's real-life [[sweethearts]] have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is (to our knowledge) an entirely fictional creation. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Mailbag 50#And in closing...|likes to sing]] &amp;quot;Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather...&amp;quot; over and over. He thinks [[Random-access humor|this is clever]] because he believes &amp;quot;Lovely Weather&amp;quot; could be someone's name. The song Christian parodies is &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride&amp;quot;, a holiday staple since the early 1950's.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia: Sleigh Ride]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|thumb|150px|A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lovely Weather, probably named for Chris's lack of a need for [[Raincoat|protection]], can be seen in the comic in her present-day form. Fans of Sonichu often say she bears a ressemblance to a [[Tomgirl|man in drag]] or a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]]. Since Lovely Weather was a relatively new character in the ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic, with a first appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[fans]] had expected more [[Giant Penis Comic|&amp;quot;shenanigans&amp;quot;]] involving her in the future. The indefinite hiatus of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], however, makes this unlikely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lovely stands as a bold statement of Christian's [[Chris and reality|unrealistic expectations]], as she has enormous breasts, wears a thong, enjoys frequent casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. This depiction of Chris's ideal future wife directly contrasts everything he holds dear about females.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; [[I am STRAIGHT]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_za09_kjZA&amp;amp;feature=share&amp;amp;list=UUukiSAjb6ATVP-XafW871Eg &amp;quot;IamSTRAIGHT Part 2&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Through the comic, Lovely is portrayed as [[Women's rights|unintelligent, extremely promiscuous, and incredibly shallow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Lovely and Chris are supposedly married by the year 2015. In his [[CWCipedia]] page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is [[The Wallflower]] as a pseudonym.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and time travel==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCtothefuture.jpg|260px|thumb|left|What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and made out with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris tells his stories in a sporadic manner, so it is unlikely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. The implications of meeting, let alone fornicating with his future wife are significant plot devices which have not yet been addressed.&lt;br /&gt;
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For instance, in the comic book, Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it - in fact, he takes time to set their &amp;quot;fated first date&amp;quot; before attacking [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent]]. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to make decisions that result in events that will change the course of his life. There is the possibility that Chris's marriage with Lovely was preordained, and his time travel jaunt is one piece of the puzzle that leads to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past-self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Deception==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the [[mailbag]]s, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, [[Kacey Phone Call|despite being tricked about who it was]], it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Meg Griffin affair==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with Meg Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn eighteen yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_40 Chris and Meg]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; with her (with more presumably happening off-screen). Although Chris does not technically commit adultery, many fans of the franchise judge Chris's actions as lacking integrity.&lt;br /&gt;
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She later reveals herself to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chloe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sweethearts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]][[Category:Sweethearts]][[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thighs</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lovely_Weather&amp;diff=200208</id>
		<title>Lovely Weather</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lovely_Weather&amp;diff=200208"/>
		<updated>2016-08-21T08:03:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thighs: Added a link to the raincoat entry, to explain the name's etymology.&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;poem&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,&lt;br /&gt;
Ring ting tingling, too&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''&lt;br /&gt;
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you,&lt;br /&gt;
Outside the snow is falling&lt;br /&gt;
And friends are calling &amp;quot;Yoo hoo,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''&lt;br /&gt;
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|Sleigh Ride&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/christmas_songs_lyrics_10575/other_lyrics_33314/sleigh_ride_lyrics_360899.html &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride&amp;quot; Lyrics]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg|thumb|Note the broad and square-set shoulders, the lack of hips, and how she's as tall as Chris...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Lovely Weather''' is [[Chris]]'s future wife, whom Chris traveled through the [[Time Void]] to meet and presumably [[Chris and sex|have sex with]]. Although many of Chris's real-life [[sweethearts]] have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is (to our knowledge) an entirely fictional creation. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris [[Mailbag 50#And in closing...|likes to sing]] &amp;quot;Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather...&amp;quot; over and over. He thinks [[Random-access humor|this is clever]] because he believes &amp;quot;Lovely Weather&amp;quot; could be someone's name. The song Christian parodies is &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride&amp;quot;, a holiday staple since the early 1950's.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia: Sleigh Ride]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|thumb|150px|A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lovely Weather, probably named for Chris's lack of [[Raincoat|protection]], can be seen in the comic in her present-day form. Fans of Sonichu often say she bears a ressemblance to a [[Tomgirl|man in drag]] or a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]]. Since Lovely Weather was a relatively new character in the ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic, with a first appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[fans]] had expected more [[Giant Penis Comic|&amp;quot;shenanigans&amp;quot;]] involving her in the future. The indefinite hiatus of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], however, makes this unlikely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lovely stands as a bold statement of Christian's [[Chris and reality|unrealistic expectations]], as she has enormous breasts, wears a thong, enjoys frequent casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. This depiction of Chris's ideal future wife directly contrasts everything he holds dear about females.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; [[I am STRAIGHT]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_za09_kjZA&amp;amp;feature=share&amp;amp;list=UUukiSAjb6ATVP-XafW871Eg &amp;quot;IamSTRAIGHT Part 2&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Through the comic, Lovely is portrayed as [[Women's rights|unintelligent, extremely promiscuous, and incredibly shallow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Lovely and Chris are supposedly married by the year 2015. In his [[CWCipedia]] page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is [[The Wallflower]] as a pseudonym.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and time travel==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCtothefuture.jpg|260px|thumb|left|What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and made out with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris tells his stories in a sporadic manner, so it is unlikely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. The implications of meeting, let alone fornicating with his future wife are significant plot devices which have not yet been addressed.&lt;br /&gt;
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For instance, in the comic book, Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it - in fact, he takes time to set their &amp;quot;fated first date&amp;quot; before attacking [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent]]. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to make decisions that result in events that will change the course of his life. There is the possibility that Chris's marriage with Lovely was preordained, and his time travel jaunt is one piece of the puzzle that leads to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past-self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Deception==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the [[mailbag]]s, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, [[Kacey Phone Call|despite being tricked about who it was]], it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Meg Griffin affair==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with Meg Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn eighteen yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_40 Chris and Meg]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; with her (with more presumably happening off-screen). Although Chris does not technically commit adultery, many fans of the franchise judge Chris's actions as lacking integrity.&lt;br /&gt;
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She later reveals herself to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chloe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sweethearts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]][[Category:Sweethearts]][[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thighs</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Kacey Call 24</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thighs: compliment had a typo&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Highlights==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris]] says that his [[mom]] had food poisoning, so they went to a doctor and found out that it wasn't food poisoning. So they went back to the restaurant to complain anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris is amazed that families and friends of cancer patients will shave their heads to support the person with cancer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks about Chris's [[room]] getting cleaned. Chris is &amp;quot;still working on it!&amp;quot;, but [[Kim]] suggested that Chris take his [[Lego]] city apart. Kacey asks for pictures. Chris will think about it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris is still trying to get a job at [[Target]], but has applied to two other stores.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris was talking to a girl named Regina, the girl whose father bought Chris's two ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s. Chris went to meet her, and she didn't show up. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris talks about the [[Emily]] date, and claims that the ''man in the pickle suit'''s name is Harold.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris talks about the [[PVCC]] trolling him, and Kacey says that such an organization doesn't exist and he just thinks too much of himself. Chris says they do it for the [[lulz|L-U-L-Z]] (spells it out).&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris gets stressed out when Kacey says that he's not important enough to spend that much effort on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris claims that he gets lots of emails from men asking him on dates. Kacey says that's a compliment, and he doesn't come off as straight. This makes Chris yell in a high pitched voice: &amp;quot;OH JESUS CHRIST! I'M STRAIGHT! WHAT THE HELL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Kacey says it's common sense to not reply to trolls. Chris says &amp;quot;Let me tell you about common sense,&amp;quot; and says that he had sex with a FEMALE BLOW UP DOLL, not a male blow up doll, so it's obvious that he's straight!'''&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey says that Chris should just be bisexual. Chris yells &amp;quot;I HATE LOOKING AT PENISES!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey: &amp;quot;I have [[gay]] friends, and they're always grabbing my boobs! It's okay because they're gay!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey tells Chris to stop sighing because it makes him sound like a baby. Also to stop saying &amp;quot;whatever.&amp;quot; He sighs several times while Kacey talks.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris asks what Kacey wants to talk about, and Kacey says she doesn't care unless Chris can tutor her in her Statistics class. Chris says that he's really good at it and that he can help her with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Kacey Call 24&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|e_sD9CXBaX4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 31 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 23]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Father Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Hi Kacey, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;I'm good, just a little tired.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I got to agree.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm fair myself. I just uh, read your email. Did you read my reply I sent back to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, actually, I did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, pretty much in a nutshell, that's what's been happening lately.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, that sucks about [[Barb|your mom]], I give my condolences, I hope she feels better. But, um... how did they know that she had food poisoning?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, that my, that was [[Bob|my father]] and mine's theory at first, but then you know, we took her to Martha Jefferson, then, and then the doctors classified... classified the ailment as colitis.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, well that's definitely not food poisoning.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean well-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You guys shouldn't have gone back there to talk to them then, 'cause it's obviously not them...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, well, I mean, still. Uh, you know, my mom, after today... she was having gut pains, and... yeah, she was like, &amp;quot;Yeah, take the uh, there's the uh, majority of the food I left behind, I had but I had not eaten, so you know, you just take it back to them, and uh, tell 'em what happened.&amp;quot; She was like, you know, um, my father and I, we just like, you know, we couldn't do much to respond, you know....Mom was... all up, all up on top of the world here kind of, you know? Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How long ago did it happen? I mean, did either of you eat it and get sick from it too?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no, my father and I did not eat it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Besides, if she has colitis she shouldn't be eating food like that. You said it was Chinese, right? I mean, that food's loaded with MSG and salt and fat, that's like the worst thing she could be doing right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well I mean, I mean, none of us knew about the colitis yet. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But still, it's definitely not food poisoning, it's her body telling her what she's eating is wrong. Like did she get put on a diet?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, she can't eat much, uh, [[Recycling|salty]] or sugary foods, or drinks, now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, definitely not. Is she sticking to it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, she's, yeah, she just got started on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So then what type of things is she eating?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, you know, just basically, um... I'd say, mostly, um... fruits and vegetables...Um, I'm not sure what else at the time-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, fruits and vegetables are high in sugar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Well-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe you should join her in her diet to support her, it could be good for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm, alright well, I'm not sure, I'm not really sure of, uh, of her diet. But, uh, you know, I can, I can like, you know... um... I can have her tell me more about it. But right now-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should, I mean it's good. You know cancer patients, their whole family shaves their heads, I mean you should totally do it, so that, number one, it'll help you get healthier; number two, it'll help your mom that you're there for her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait wait wait wait wait... Cancer, families of cancer patients actually shave their heads?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's a show of soli-, you know, togetherness? When the cancer patient goes into chemo and loses their hair, a lot of family members will do that, you know, to show that they're all together in this.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's pretty inspirational.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, and all you would have to do is diet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah...alright. Yeah, well. Yeah, I'll talk to my mom about uh, this diet she's on and uh... I'll see if I can get on that as well. But anyway-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You totally should.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah. I, yeah. But right now she's, right now she's sleeping. But still you know, I'll talk to her next time she's awake. About that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Definitely, I think that would be good for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How is [[Chris's room|your room]] coming along?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I'm still working on it, uh...I, uh...Kim and I agreed that, uh...yeah, Kim convinced me that, you know, I'm planning on uh, taking my city, my [[Lego]] [[CWCville|city]] apart, piece by piece, and putting the pieces into, into buckets.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I'm gonna start on that, I'm gonna start on that soon enough. But, you know-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should take some more pictures and send them to me along with progress, you should probably do it like every other day. I mean, 'cause you were supposed to have this done, I mean how much longer do you think it's gonna take?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Pause''] Yeah, it'll take me a while longer, plus you know, recent, plus you know, last weekend I had to worry about my mom being in the, being in the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you should still push yourself to do it, it'll probably make your mom feel better too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well, yeah, I, yeah, I'm going to work on that this week. On that-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Awesome, don't forget to send me pictures, give me something to get my mind of everything too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, OK. Alright. Hm... Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about you possibly losing your job and failing in class, what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well we have a new manager, and he's just a jerk, and he wants his own people in there, and class, well, I've just been having issues with it, and being able to get to the class, so it's something I can recover, you know, I've just had a lot going on. Especially with work and everything, 'cause sometimes I've had to pick up during the class, and it's just one big mess, but I'm working to fix it and I might have a new job soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK. well, I hope uh... I hope that, you know, at your next job, you'll be successful. Or like, you know, um... you know, that you'll have it. Hm. Yeah, 'cause I would hate to see you without a job at this point. [''Pause''] Oh, by the way I still have, by the way, apparently, uh... it's like, you know, I have, um... yeah, I have not heard back from [[Target]], and I called them like, you know, I think it was, yeah, the last... the weekend before this recent weekend. And, I have not heard back. So, it's like, I think it's pretty obvious at this point I did not get a job there, but I'm submitting applications for, uh, places like uh, Barnes &amp;amp; Noble and Sears, even a new CVS that's being built in [[Ruckersville]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Have you heard back from anywhere?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, not yet. But I, but I, like you know, I'm planning on, I'm planning on checking in with them to see if they got my applications. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Definitely.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I had to go online to do the applications. For these places. As well. [Pause] Hm. Yeah. Yeah... but upon, yeah, let me go, let me go off topic here a bit, uh... Yeah, about uh, [[Regina]], the girl I was just telling you about, that uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...whose father I sold two guitars to on [[eBay]]. Yeah, I mean like, we were, it was like you know, we were getting along...great, you know. I've been mostly telling her about the pos-, about my positive characteristics. Not one, not once mentioning the, uh, trolls or names like [[Gregg Mays]] and whatever. And then, uh... and then... you know like, we had the pick-up time scheduled, you know, uh... but, today at two o'clock at the, uh, [[McDonald's]] on Barracks Road... but then she doesn't show up, but then I come home and I find the e-mail and it's like, &amp;quot;Oh I get the, oh, I got the, oh, I was intercepted by Gregg Mays and he had two, and he had two guitars, with no paint, with all paint and stickers removed.&amp;quot; And so, he charged her half price for it. And it was like you know, she thinks as if she still bought it from me, or she's giving off that impression, but... Uhh, but yeah, I'm thinking basically I got troll-, I got trolled again. And like you know-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it sounds like she got trolled too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, or like you, yeah or like you know, like she's one of the, she's one them, just like, uh...the past time at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]], I think her name was [[Emily]]. And then we were, and then, uh, being intercepted by Harold, that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in the pickle suit]]. Uh... and I think, uh, I think, you know, [[Kim]] could tell you more about that, you know, there are audio files, you know, that girl had a wire on her. And the, uh, audio-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How do you know she had a wire on?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [annoyed sigh] Because, the, I found the audio file later, on the, uh... [[Miscreants]] webpage that was originally created by [[Clyde Cash]]-slash-[[Gregg Mays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Uh, but anyway, then Kim, then I talked to Kim about it and she convinces me like, you know, Regina could be just, uh, an innocent victim and it's just a whole bunch of misunderstandings and whatnot. So...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It probably is, Chris, I mean it's not like the whole world's against you. You really don't think that, do you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. No...I don't think think ''the whole world'' is against me, just some, it's just some of the people, it's just the whole buncha people out of a whole, out of a big vast majority.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You really think there's a group devoted to trolling you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Kim can tell you about that, there's forums and everything.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why? I mean, why would a group of people devote themselves to you? I mean, have you ever done anything wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [getting more stressed and whiny] I had originally done nothing wrong! As far as I, as far as I know, I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But then, why would they be devoted to trolling you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know why! I don't know why they started...[Sigh] I don't even know why that, why the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page got started in the first place. I mean, I mean, other than the fact that they were doing it for the... [[Laughs Under Lucricities|L-U-L-Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The what? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; L-U-L-Z. You know, they call it &amp;quot;LULZ&amp;quot;. Or like, you know-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So... they're doing it for laughs? I doubt there is a group dedicated to trolling you just because it's fun.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, are you telling the truth?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean are you sure you didn't do anything to any of them? I think we've talked about this before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am telling, I am telling you the truth. I am telling you the truth, Kacey. I swear to [[God]]. And Kim can back you up on that, she can tell you about these forums. And whatnot. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That weird though, that's really weird, I mean are you really that important?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [offended sigh] Hm. Well, I'm internet famous. Uh, for one thing, but, I don't think I would be THAT important, I mean, the way these trolls keep carrying on they make it like I'm as, I'm as important or more important than [[Britney Spears]]! [Pause] Jeez...[Sigh] What a mess that, what a mess the whole trolling thing is. [Sigh] But, I just take it one step at a time, you know, and I'm block-, and I'm continuing to uh, block any naysayers, that send me negative e-mails. On my, on my, on my AOL address. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. That's good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, what do you consider a negative e-mail?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well like you know, people... I- for one thing, here's a... I'm giving you, like, maybe one or two examples of the top of my head upon recollection... Um, one thing is like, you know, the inclination of people... mislabeling me as a [[homosexual]], or... dudes asking me out on a homosexual date, or making me, or asking me to do anything homosexual when I'm not, and it's pretty hard for me to-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should take that as a compliment! I mean, maybe you're giving off the wrong impression to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stunned] What, come on, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, you might be attracting these gay people.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [disgusted sigh] But anyway, I'm STRAIGHT. But, you know-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, maybe people don't think that, maybe you're not coming off as that. You ever think about that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ugh, come on you know me, I'm- You know I'm straight. And- [stammering incoherently]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But THEY don't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;[getting angrier] Ugh, I've been telling them, I've been telling them NUMEROUS TIMES now in the [[YouTube]] videos that I'm straight! &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Maybe they think you're just being shy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ahh, THEY'RE STUPID! I, I mean, I even, I even reflected so much about my, uh, about my, uh, how I feel about the homosexuals, I just don't... care that much about them, I just don't wanna get too close to them...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, remember that usually when you protest too much, [Chris sighs] then it usually is true.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, JESUS CHRIST!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They just think you're in the closet. I mean, you...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'M STRAIGHT!!! I'm straight!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, but you make so many videos about NOT being straight, I mean, it actually HURTS you. Like, if you just let it go...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, time out, time out, wait. Making videos about me NOT being straight, what the HELL?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, about BEING STRAIGHT, it hurts you because they're like, &amp;quot;Oh, he's just covering it up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, Jesus...[Sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean you should just ignore it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris sighs and tries to change the subject] Ah, whatever, but anyway like I, like I said, I add the, I add those names, I add those people, those are... The subject of those people who send me such e-mails, I add to my block list. That's uh, one thing. Another thing is like you know... like you know, or like you know, they just tell me like you know, &amp;quot;Fuck you,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;You're a failure,&amp;quot; or any negative comments like that, I add them to the block list as well. Or even more recently like you know, oh shh-, you know, yeah, &amp;quot;We're continuing the talks about your [[copyright]] being stolen,&amp;quot; that's just a false rumor and it's not been stolen. I recovered that e-mail. So like you know, I add them to the block list as well. I don't even have to open the e-mail, it's ob-, it say-, they just say it in the subject line. [''Pause''] Yeah. Anyway, yeah those, those are some of the examples of uh, people, uh, who I add to the block list.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, why does being called gay make you so angry anyway? I mean if it's not true it just shouldn't hurt you at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it's a mislabeling! I hate being mislabeled!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you should just ignore it, or else they're gonna think that you're mad because you're hiding something.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ugh, Jesus...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean Chris, this is just common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... You know, let me, let me tell you something else, you know, uh, &amp;quot;common sense&amp;quot;... I, you know, yeah, there is a, there is [[For Julie's Eyes Only|a video of me]]... uh... having sex with a blow-up woman, with a blow-up doll, that's like a wom-, a blow-up female doll, alright? I mean that, I mean, I, the blow-up doll is a woman, and if I was a homosexual, I'd be blowing up, I'd be blowing up a... dude doll.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it matters because dolls don't really have genders. That could be interpreted either way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've heard people could be bisexual. It doesn't matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [stress noises] Yeah but I mean, it's obvious that the doll is, is a woman, the doll looks like a woman. With the boobs, and the long hair, and the-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just plastic, Chris. It doesn't matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I uh, I know it was a piece of plastic, and it wouldn't, and it wouldn't know, but still-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;So it doesn't make you straight, and it doesn't make you gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [double stress sigh] Well yeah, well...[stress breathing] Ahh, a buncha things. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, still, like you know, I'm just going, I'm just going, I just been going overboard in this conversation... And, yeah, but most of the time I would, most of the time nowadays I do just ignore that. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you should, but I mean it just seems like this really gets to you, because you don't get this mad at anything else, not even when they claim to have your copyrights or anything else, like you just always get so angry over the gay thing, it's just really weird. You know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Oh, jeez...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean it wouldn't be bad. You could be bisexual and it wouldn't be bad, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, I am not bisexual, I'm STRAIGHT. I have- I HATE looking at [[pickles|penises]]! I love looking at [[china|vaginas]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I mean that doesn't make you straight or gay, if you just LOOK...I mean, gay guys actually love to look at girls' chests, did you know that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [quiet, frustrated sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, they're fascinated by them, even if they don't find them sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I find wom-, I find women a lot more sexier... than any dude, I don't even... I mean, I, yeah, we talked about this before, we... we talked about this before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I just think it's amusing that you get so angry. I mean, I have gay friends, and they're always like, grabbing my boobs or something, and it's OK because they're gay and everything, but it's like, gay guys love boobs, it's hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [sighs disgustedly, waits a few seconds, then sighs again] Whatev-, whatever. I- Yeah, uh, whatever. Let's not, let's not talk about that anymore, um... Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should stop [[stress sigh|sighing]], Chris, that doesn't sound like a normal adult, that's like... little upset toddler behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [tries not to sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, don't say &amp;quot;whatever&amp;quot; to me either, it's kind of rude.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [annoyed sigh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could be polite and be like, &amp;quot;I disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Or, &amp;quot;Let's change the subject.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright, well yeah. Let's change the subject. Hmm...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, but you gotta promise me you're not gonna do the sighing and the &amp;quot;whatever&amp;quot;s anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK yeah well I mean, I been working on the... reducing of the &amp;quot;whatever&amp;quot;s. I mean, 'cause... Kim, uh, corrected me on that as well. [waits for response] She's been correcting me on-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's not that hard, so...come on. Heh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, wait... I, uh sorry, what was that last statement? I did not not understand that last statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said it's not that hard. I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, not hard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;It's all about a level of respect, I mean if you respected both of us you wouldn't do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I mean, yeah, well I mean, I did try to... stop-, to not say whatev-, that word. But, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, you didn't start saying &amp;quot;whatever&amp;quot; until recently, like you've always done the sighing, but you didn't start saying that until recently. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right... Yeah. Hm. Well... I mean I've done it, I mean I've done it numerous times before, uh... around my fam-, around my family. And, and it's like, they corrected me on that before. I guess it has been a long time since I said that word, and then... and then I, it just started coming back, it just started coming out again. That's, that's one thing that I'm, that I think there, about that. [Silence, Chris realizes she isn't going to say anything] Hm. Alright well, anyway, um... Um, let's see... What else is, what else can I, what else is on my mind I can talk about? Um...I'm not sure, lemme think, sure... No. If you've got anything else on your mind, Kacey, uh, I'm open to talk about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not unless you can tutor me in statistics.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Unless I can tutor you in statistics....Actually, I did take statistics, uh...at, uh, one or two of those classes...uh, when I started at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmont]], as part of the, as part of when I was starting out, in the, uh, degree, I was, I, first, I started to work on...but then I, but then I switched over to [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. But yeah I did do, I did do statistics, so...like, so like, you know...if you...show me like an example of, uh, what you're learning in statistics, I could prob-, I could probably remember...what to do there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, maybe I'll scan it or something for you, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Yeah, and I'll see what I can, I'll see what I can remember.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I have school in the morning so I should probably go, OK?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. But anyway, it's nice to talk to you again. And it's nice to, and it's nice to, you know, if you can't call me, you know, to get an email from you, so I know what's going on. And, you know, it's nice, it's nice to know that, to have you confide in me, and me offering my feedback, but hey, you know, yeah. You know...just, you know, at least you're making your recovery and you will strike back victoriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Laughs politely''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm rooting for ya, and I'm here for ya.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I appreciate that, and I'll try and talk to you tomorrow. OK?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, if you can't talk to me, send me an email. Whatever... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, bye.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You take care, be safe, bye-bye.&lt;br /&gt;
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