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How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls

2010-11-09T00:20:29Z

Thompson: goddamn red links

[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|Cover page of the original assignment. Note the English class.]]

{{quote|Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true...this is the
true story..|''How the [[Pokémon]] Came into Our Poké Balls'', Tablet 1, Fragment 1; author unknown, but typically attributed to "High Shaman Kris'Tchan the Feeble Minded"}}

'''"How the Pokémon came into Our PokéBalls"''' is a short story by [[Christian]] done in his ''senior year of [[Manchester High School|high school]].'' In it, he attempts to establish some form of creation-myth for the [[Pokémon]] universe. Coincidentally, there is an [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths official one] now.

How it got a good grade is a mystery lost to time.

==Introduction==
[[Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png|thumb|Something like this...]]
How the Pokemon Came Into Our Poké Balls.
10/30/[[1999|99]]
(Intro.)

For my [[English]] class in late [[September 2009|September of this year]], I had to write my own
myth. So, I figured "Why not make a myth about how [[Pokémon]] came to be."

My [[English]] teacher thought that it was a great story. So did my [[Barbara|mom]] and a
few [[Christian Weston Chandler|other people]]. Since it was so good, I thought I'd feature it on this website. Click Here to read my story. Enjoy. :)

==Page 1==
9/22/99
Page 1.
[[Image:Mewchew.jpg|thumb|right|Mewchu, the creator-god of the [[Pokémon]], according to Kris'Tchan the Feeble Minded.]] Some people say that the Pokemon came from the sky in a giant
rock known as the [[Moon Stone]. Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true... this is the
true story.

A long, long time ago in the heavens above, there were such
powerful gods as [[Wikipedia:Zeus|Zeus]], Maheo,<ref>[http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/native_american-mythology.php?deity=MAHEO Maheo is a Native American creation deity]</ref> and [[GodJesus|many more]]. But, it all started with
a rookie god, known as...Mewchu. He had thepower to help provide for the
animals, plants, minerals, and to keep track of the seven natural powers of
the universe: Fire, Grass, Lightning, Water, Fighting, Psychic, and the
power of the Colorless Star.

Mewchu made sure that the animals and plants were fed from [[McDonald's|natures
good foods]]. He made sure that nature's minerals, such as rocks, dirt from
the ground, and the [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|mucky messes]] were used for their purpose.

One day, Mewchu said to himself, "[[Monthly Tugboat|There must be a way to allow the
animals, small and big, to do these tough chores, so that I may be able to
be a little clean.]]" Then, he thought, "Why not give some of the natural
powers to a new type of creature." So, he went down to earth with the
power to absorb the natural powers of earth, and share it. So, he
stood... in the middle of the Pacific, surrounded by islands of seven
and water.
[[Image:Mewchu.png|thumb|right|True and Original Creator of all [[Pokemon]] , DO NOT STEAL!.]]

He decided to start with making a powerful animal to assist him
in his great task. Then, he found a weird creature on an island. It was
mostly white, blue eyes, short arms, big feet, and a long tail with a pink fpsy

tip. [[Wikipedia:Mewchu|Mewchu]] has never seen such an animal, so he absorbed the power of
Psychic from the stars, gave the creature a gentle rub on its back, and
picked it up. And Mewchu said to the creature, "You, rare creature, have
received the supernatural power of the Psychics from the stars above us.
But you would need a name for you will be my assistant to make a new type
of elemental creatures. I shall call you...[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]." And the Mew jumped for
joy, then set him down with some wise words. "Mew," Mewchu said, "I want
you to pick some animals that are here now, and share with them the Psychic
power. For I would not be able to, because I may only share each elemental
power only one time for one creature or more. I trust that you can share
this power, while I handle the other six elemental powers." Then he set the
Mew down, on its island and it went on its way.

==Page 2==
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 2.

Mewchu decided to start with the power of grass, so he rubbed the
grass of another island's ground, and he waved his hand over the trees.
A [[Wikipedia:Triceratops|triceratops]] began to lose its horns, and it turned into a creature
called [[Wikipedia:Bulbasaur|Bulbasaur]]. A caterpillar lost its fuzz; it grew a little bigger; it
turned green, and it got the name of [[Wikipedia:Caterpie|Caterpie]]. Another caterpillar's fur
only shortened; it grew a small horn; it grew a little, like the Caterpie
did; it turned orange, and it became a [[Wikipedia:Weedle|Weedle]]. A rattlesnake turned
purple, and grew a single yellow stripe; it became an [[Wikipedia:Ekans|Ekans]]. A rat grew
small horns, turned blue, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♀|Nidoran (female)]]. And, another rat
grew bigger horns, turned pink, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♂|Nidoran (male)]]. A bat's legs
turned to two tails as thin as a blade of grass, its ears grew bigger, and
it became a [[Wikipedia:Zubat|Zubat]]. A tiny bush sprouted out of the ground, grew eyes,
and became an [[Wikipedia:Oddish|Oddish]]. A fuzzy bush grew two teeth like a vampire; it
became a [[Wikipedia:Venonat|Venonat]]. A bell-shaped palm shrunk; it became a [[Wikipedia:Bellsprout|Bellsprout]].
A mud puddle grew into a [[Wikipedia:Grimer|Grimer]]. Six eggs bounced and said, "[[Wikipedia:Exeggcute|Exeggcute]]."
A puff of smoke became solid, and mentioned, "[[Wikipedia:Koffing|Koffing]]." A bunch of vines
gathered around another Oddish, it was [[Wikipedia:Tangela|Tangela]]. A dragonfly grew, and said,
"[[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]]." The rocks got a body of armor, and said, "[[Wikipedia:Pinser|Pinser]]."

Then Mewchu dipped his hand into the firey [[Wikipedia:Volcano|volcano]] of another
island, pulled it out, and waved his hand over the volcano. Many animals
were below. A baby [[Wikipedia:Tyrannosaurus|tyrannosaurus]] got fire on its tail, and yelled,
"[[Wikipedia:Charmander|Charrrrmander]]!" A fox's tail split into six. Maybe, it's now a [[Wikipedia:Vulpix|Vulpix]].
A dog turned orange, and growled, "[[Wikipedia:Growlithe|Growwwllithe]]!" A [[Wikipedia:Ponyta|pony]] got burned, and
neighed. A chunk of ash was revived and turned into a [[Wikipedia:Magmar|Magmar]]. And, a big
bird flew out the volcano, it was a [[Wikipedia:Moltres|Moltres]].

Mewchu then dipped his hand in the ocean's waters, and gave another
wave over another island with a big lake in the middle. A baby turtle and
a squirrel on an island joined together to make a [[Wikipedia:Squirtle|Squirtle]]. A fat duck
turned yellow with a headache; it became a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]]. A tadpole got bigger
with a swirl on its belly, a [[Wikipedia:Poliwag|Poliwag]] came to be. A jellyfish's arms shrunk
into two. It was then a [[Wikipedia:Tentacool|Tentacool]]. A [[Wikipedia:Slowpoke|Slowpoke]] was formed when a baby
hippopotamus grew a tail. A seal turned white, and grew a horn on its
head; it was [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Seel|Seel]]. A shell opened up, and stuck out a tongue, hello
[[Wikipedia:Shellder|Shellder]]. A [[Wikipedia:Krabby|Krabby]] came when a crab got crowned. A seahorse started to
spit oil, a fish grew a horn on its head, and starfish grew a jewel.
Here were a [[Wikipedia:Horsea|Horsea]], a [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]], and a [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]]. A crown from a treasure grew
onto a hard-shell fish; here was a [[Wikipedia:Magikarp|Magikarp]]. A rare lochness monster grew
a spiked shell on its back; it became a [[Wikipedia:Lapras|Lapras]]. A fossil was revived; it
was an Omanyte. Out of an arctic ice berg, an Articuno broke out.

==Page 3==
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 3.

Meanwhile, Mew shared its Psychic power with a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]], and a
[[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Slowpoke|Slowpoke]]. When Mew shared it with a rat, it fell asleep, and grew into
an Abra. When Mew came across the body of a dead lizard, it summoned its
spirit, and shared some "Gastly" secrets with it. Later, Mew met an
anteater; Mew put it to sleep, and the anteater became a Drowzee. Mew found two monkeys, with an evolution. One turned into a Mr. Mime, and the other became a Jynx. Later in the night, Mew gave birth, and the baby Mew looked
different. The new Mew gave its mother a psychic attack, and thrown it up
a tree. Suddenly, the new Mew grew to the size that of a man with many years, It was a Mewtwo.

Meanwhile, Mewchu found a barren island with sand and rocks. He
punched it, and out of the ground came the fighting and ground type
creatures: [[Wikipedia:Sandshrew, [[Wikipedia:Diglett, [[Wikipedia:Mankey|Mankey]], [[Wikipedia:Machop|Machop]], [[Wikipedia:Geodude|Geodude]], [[Wikipedia:Onix|Onix]], [[Wikipedia:Cubone|Cubone]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]], [[Wikipedia:RhyhornRhyhorn]], and a [[Wikipedia:Kabuto|Kabuto]].

Then Mewchu summoned a thunderstorm, and lightning struck another
island. The lightning hit a little mouse, and the mouse grew into a
Pikachu.Metallic minerals rose out of the ground of a small area of the
island, and it formed to make a Magnemite. A coconut was struck with a
piece of the metallic material carrying some of the electric power; the
coconut turned metallic; it became a Voltorb. A wild cat was struck, and
it became an Electabuzz. And out of the thunderous clouds came a Zapdos.

And finally, Mewchu planted a transparent star in the middle of the
other island. And from the star came the Colorless creatures: Pidgey,
Rattata, Spearow, Clefairy, Jigglypuff, Meowth, Farfetch'd, Doduo,
Lickitung, Chansey, Tauros, Eevee, Porygon, and Dratini.
Before Mewchu bid farewell, he waved his hand over all seven
islands, and most of the creatures evolved into more powerful creatures.
And, then He shouted out, "May these creatures be helpful to the earth,
and may they use their abilities wisely." Then, he said with a tear of
joy, "Farewell,... Pokemon." And Mewchu flew back into the heavens.

The End.

==Sauces==
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Talk:Jackie E-mails 5

2010-11-08T04:57:08Z

Thompson:

"Like, my fantasy is this... I'm very curious about anal sex. I've never done it but I wonder a lot what it would be like. I've only told a few of my close girlfriends about that, Do you have anything like that? :)" I have to honestly wonder if it ever crosses his mind she might mean she's into anal sex?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 10:13, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

NOT A FORUM blah blah blah, etc etc. Probably not. More importantly, what happens with the application? I mean, the link is still alive, and Jenkins is "exposed", shouldn't someone create a page for it? --[[User:Thompson|Thompson]] 20:57, 7 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Carlos Chantor

2010-11-08T01:59:57Z

Thompson: Created page with "There really should be a link to Chris's profile, if it's still up. I'm not exactly a regular on Escorts.com, so if someone could toss out a page, that'd be helpful. --~~~~"

There really should be a link to Chris's profile, if it's still up. I'm not exactly a regular on Escorts.com, so if someone could toss out a page, that'd be helpful. --[[User:Thompson|Thompson]] 17:59, 7 November 2010 (PST)

Carlos Chantor

2010-11-08T01:43:05Z

Thompson: expanding....

[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|right|250px|"Experienced for Her Pleasure."]]
{{quote|Before you contacted me again to renew our relationship, I was aiming towards selling myself out as a Male Escort to earn money. I tried applying with C-Ville's "Naughty & Nice" Escort Service; they did not take me. And I printed and discreetly passed out cards, along with posting an ad on escorts.com, under the new alias of '''"Carlos Chantor"''''(DO NOT Tell anyone else of my new alias).|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 6]].}}
'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.

Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[Gay|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homosexual]]). After a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLsxL3ShI0| certain prank call inquired about watersports] however, he quickly reverted his decision. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville.

Shockingly, no one called Chris up.

== Escorts.com profile ==

=== About Me ===

Experienced for Her Pleasure.

Hey, Ladies. I am a cool dude to hang with, and I can make you feel good emotionally and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|show you a fun time]]. I enjoy a lot of things; I'll let you know when it's going too far. Give me a call to hook up (434 area code only).

=== My Details ===

*'''Sex''': Male
*'''Date of Birth''': 2/24/[[1982]] (age 28)
*'''Orientation''': [[Homos|Straight]] Male
*'''Ethnicity''': [[Chris and race|Caucasian]]
*'''Body Type:''' [[Obesity|Average (height/weight proportional)]]
*'''Height''': 5 feet 10 inches (178 cm)
*'''Hair Color''': Brown
*'''Eye Color''': [[Heterochromia|Blue]]
*'''[[Tobacky|Smoking]]''': Do Not Smoke
*'''Drinking''': [[Alcohol|Occasionally]]
*'''Drug Use''': Never use them
*'''Language Spoken''': [[Chris and English|English]]
*'''Secondary Language''': [[Spanish]]

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2010-11-08T01:28:08Z

Thompson:

{{ #switch: {{{1}}}
|10=
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion?
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]?
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the [[BILLY MAYS|mayor]] of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
|11=
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF TRUTH?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
*...that Chris really cannot [[Fridays After Five|dance]]?
|12=
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
|13=
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
*...that Chris [[100 2278|can't do pull-ups]]?
|14=
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
|15=
*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero?
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
|16=
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris_and_rape#Chris as a rapist|would probably rape a woman]] if he wasn't so [[obesity|fat]] and lazy?
|17=
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
|18=
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
|19=
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
*...that Chris gave up free sex with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?
|20=
*...that Chris hasn't changed the oil in his car [[Son-Chu]] since 2009?
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*...that Chris supposedly weighs [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]], and the [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor| prostitute]]?
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Jackie E-mails 4

2010-11-08T01:23:16Z

Thompson: oh dammit grammar fail

This page features emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] in late [[July 2010]]. The contents are generally uneventful, mostly discussing Chris's taste in [[Mary Poppins|movies]] and [[music]], save for Jackie linking Chris to the totally-secret and ultra-secure IRC channel, and the important plans regarding the destruction of his [[PS3]]. Also, Chris claims his debt is completely gone, a statement which may be [[Chris and money| less than accurate]]. Of course, despite Jackie's urgent tone and the eminent death of his console, Chris took a more ''passive'' route.

[[The MovingFoward videos|The PS3 was later destroyed by his own hand]].

===Emails===

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 6:00pm

Hey Chris, just wondering if you got my email? I kind of wish you would check in with me shortly after I reply; I know you're probably busy plotting the [[cwcki]]'s demise but it only takes a couple minutes and I give you the same courtesy.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 20, 2010 - 7:24pm

Hey, Jackie. I apologize for not replying sooner; I had a busy yesterday; I had a doctor's appointment, a meeting with [[Rocky]], and a few other errands; I hadn't a chance to check my e-mail yesterday. I will make time to check my e-mail more daily.

Also, that is very interesting about the Cwcki, "J.J." will have to take them up on their inside-info offer. ;)

Canada is a good place, I hear, especially Toronto. I look forward to seeing the photos from your trip later on.

I went out to Food Lion earlier today for some more [[cat]] food today, then I noticed that the next-door Movie Gallery (been working on clearing themselves out for Going Out of Business); up to 90% Off their stuff. They're on their Last 3 Days from today, so I estimate that their last day will be either Friday or Saturday. I bought a Blu-Ray movie I rented before that was a good one, "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist]]", for $2.99. In case you haven't seen it, it's a story of a boy and his crew going on the road in pursuit of a hard-to-find band. The girl at first sides with the boy to pretend he was her boyfriend, then she follows them on their trip on the common goal. Throughout the movie, the boy and girl catch feelings towards each other; it is fun and sweet. :)

I'm not sure, but have we talked before of favorite movies between us? Mine is "[[Mary Poppins]]"; I also enjoyed "[[Cole Smithey|Toy Story]]". I also take in a dash of heavy action, horror and such. I've seen [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|all 6 "Saw" movies]]; once you've gotten used to the "Hollywood Magic" and understand that the blood and lost parts are all fake, the ONLY response you can look forward to from yourself is purely the surprise and suspense. I also remembered we talked a bit of the XXX porn, but I won't go further into that until you feel cool talking about it.

The doctor's appointment yesterday was just a check-up; I get them every 4 months. The current blood work shows me [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]. I've been taking a prescription to keep my [[stress]] levels down since my teenage years (felt like almost forever). One month a year or so ago, I went without the paroxitine, because I did not fully grasp the reasons WHY I needed it. On the one hand, I did feel more confident without it, but on the other, I ended up feeling more stress attacks that really got to me. I felt a spot or two of chest pains from that. So I went back onto it after that month. I also take vitamins A, D3, Iron, Zinc and Fish Oil.

I'll wrap it up for now. I will continue to be thinking fondestly of you and counting the days to our meet.

Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 8:40pm

Hey Chris! No problem, I just like hearing from you. Sounds like you had a busy day. I haven't seen Nick and Nora but I heard good things about it. I've seen the first three saw movies but not the latter three; I'm not really a huge horror fan. My favorite movie of all time is probably "[[DivineTrial|Pink Flamingoes]]", it's a guilty pleasure of mine, you should really check it out.

So you take stress medication? So have you had like a medical condition or something? Like what kind of stress do you have that you need the medication for? I know someone who has a bad thyroid condition and needs medication every day or she could get a potentially fatal hormone imbalance, they actually didn't discover it until she was like 16, and the doctor at the time said her thyroid was all swollen up and she was lucky she hadn't already died from it. What kind of condition is yours? I really wish you could go to [[Wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]] like you were planning, a nice trip like that would probably be good for you.

I can't wait to find out what happens when "J.J." does his video! Those fuckers have been around too long, but you can topple them if you get inside. It's gotten me all excited, so keep me appraised as stuff happens ;)

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 21, 2010 - 6:04pm

"[[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|Pink Flamingoes]]"; I will check that out (find a trailer on [[YouTube]], then add the movie to my [[Netflix]] Queue).

I've just heard the voice of the [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|C.T.D.]]; WOW! That's deeep. It got to me. I heard it on Napster and downloaded two tracks for free with props to [[My Coke Rewards|mycokerewards.com]]. I'll shortly enough get their "Best Of" Album CD from Plan9 or somewhere. For now, I have "[[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" and "Paralyzed" (from their latest album, "[[Wikipedia:Oooh La La!|Oooh La La]]"). I enjoy recommendations from other people as well as my own choices. Of course, you know I like [[Britney Spears]] and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|the Backstreet Boys]]. I also recommend songs from [[Wikipedia:Celtic Thunder|Celtic Thunder]] and [[Wikipedia:Celtic Woman|Celtic Women]], the [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] ("Lift Up Your Eyes") and [[Wikipedia:Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]]. Also, check out Tiga's "(Far From) Home", Galactic's "I Got It (What You Need)" and [[Wikipedia:Wyclef Jean|Wyclef Jean]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Immigrant|Fast Car]]". I've got a big playlist. :)

I take the medication for [[Stress]] in General; no fancy names or such. But as I have stated earlier, the [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paroxitine]] does keep my [[stress]] levels down; if not for it, I probably would have [[death|died]] sooner from stress.

Another detail that has slipped my mind, and lost in the e-mails somewhere, how old are you (I'm uncertain; was it 19 or 22) again?

Also, let's go ahead and decided on our meeting location for after you return to VA; I want it to be very clear and final between you and me; no repeat of the last missed time. This time, let's concentrate in a smaller location; the mall is too big.

Let's Plan for the ***Starbucks***, Next to the [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]], nearby the closing Mattress King, at the Shopping Center with the China King Buffet, Advance Auto Parts and Staples, Across from the [[Fashion Square Mall]].

Please confirm for me that you understand and know where that Starbucks is. We will schedule the Date and Time after you're certain of the return date in [[August 2010]]. I will keep a bunch of money aside for our time togther, so I can make most certain you and I can have a great time together, and to accommodate for edibles and drinks. If we make the date on a Friday, we can partake of the [[Fridays After Five|Fridays After 5]] Concert of that day, plus I'll keep an eye in [[The Hook Cafe|the "Hook"]] for similar events for other options.

Perhaps "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick and Norah]]" can be our first "Movie Night" Movie together. ;)

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 21, 2010 - 7:19pm

Hey Chris!

I'm glad you're downloaded Crash Test Dummies! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm is my favorite of their songs, I feel like it just has such a powerful message. I know you mentioned Celtic Woman before, I still haven't checked them out yet. I'll check out those other bands, too.

I'll plan on that Starbucks, the one right across from the Fashion Square Mall, I google-mapped it just to make sure I know the right location. I'm still not sure on the exact day I'll be back but I'll keep you posted.

I'm curious if you've got a good plan for that video? I was reading the JenkinsJinkies page again and I noticed they said they have some plan to get rid of your [[PS3|playstation]]? That canine guy said it's all apparently legal too, I have no idea what they're talking about but I think it's not worth risking, I just don't want anything bad to happen to you. You should put together a video soon. But what will you do? Are you going to make a new youtube or something? Or did canine tell you to send it to him directly? Maybe like a full costume would help more than just a face mask, if you have something to put together. Just a thought.

TTYL,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 22, 2010 - 6:05pm

I am still diliberating on what to do against the Trolls. They're basically trying to get "Repo" Men to come in and take stuff due to debt. What they obviously are unaware of, I am paid off in my credit cards, including the one I used to buy my PS3 originally, so they they do not have a leg to stand on that plan. In their own words, it will be "Total FAIL."

While I appreciate your concern of the trolls for me, I would prefer not to talk about them, and I thank you for informing me of this opportunity.

Also, I have taken notice of a Cwcki member of your name "warning people about me". While I felt crestfallen from that, I have forgiven that person of that misdeed. ;)

I've added "Pink Flamingos" to my Queue, and moved it up to #1, so I'll see it after I send back my current DVD, disc 4 of the Complete Series of "[[Wikipedia:Daria|Daria]]".

It has been quite the toaster around here lately; I have an AC in my room, I've been keeping myself hydrated, and I try to stay made in the shade while out. You've been on the road a lot this summer; I pray you've found cool rooms with Air Conditioning to stay in along the way. What kind of vehicle have you been driving/riding in during the trip? Vehicle's AC standing the scorcher weather well? There was this one time years ago, [[Barbara|my mom]] and I went to DC to check out the [[LEGO]] Imagination Celebration Truck, but "Ol' Faithful" couldn't take the heat at the apex of our trip; we had to ride back to [[Wikipedia:Culpeper, Virginia|Culpepper]] in the Tow Truck that towed our car there, meet [[Bob|pop]] and ride home from there. All in all, it was a good adventure.

Please tell me some of your stories, Jackie. :)

TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their [[IRC]] chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this playstation 3 thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 4:02am

Well, I promise to try and see what I can do from within their Forum.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 12:17pm

Well, I want to see what you do. Like I said Chris, I want this [[troll]] stuff to be done with soon. Remember, it was your lies that ruined our chances before, and you lied about things because you were so paranoid that the trolls were still slandering you. I don't want that to get in the way again. So I want you to deal with this. Please? I don't mean to sound harsh but I think it's fair of me to ask this of you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 3:39pm

It's fair enough; I had it coming.

It is one thing of me to get the inner circle entry info; I don't really comprehend specifically what I'm expected to do to "destroy them from within". To my understanding, all I have is getting information that would incriminate them, their current FAIL plan and uncensored jealousy and hatred of me from their P.O.V. Obviously, I feel I am missing a huge, detailed, instructed step of the process to allow me to feel full understanding of "The Plan to Take Down the Cwcki and the Trolls". If you have an idea of that detailed step, I would be happy to hear it.

I gtg, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 6:10pm

Hey Chris. I didn't mean to sound harsh or anything in my last email, thanks for understanding.

I understand that you're not sure what to do. But try not to worry too much about it. I think the only thing you need to worry about right now is getting your foot in the door. Once you're in good with the trolls, you can take your time figuring out how to put them down. It's not like they'll be going anywhere, and besides, the more time you just lurk quietly among them, the more they'll trust you - they might show even more weaknesses to you, or they might reveal something that gives you a perfect idea of what to do on the spot. I think that canine guy said you might get access codes to the website's control, right? So that's one option.

My point is, I think you should just get inside right now. Once you're in, we can think of the next step - I'll help you. Just talk to me about what you find going on in there and we can brainstorm together. Sound like a plan, sweetie?

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{E-mails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie E-mails 4

2010-11-08T01:22:51Z

Thompson: cleaned, intro'd, removed red link

This page features emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] in late [[July 2010]]. The contents are generally uneventful, mostly discussing Chris's taste in [[Mary Poppins|movies]] and [[music]], save for Jackie linking Chris to the totally-secret and ultra-secure IRC channel, and the important plans regarding the destruction of his [[PS3]]. Also, Chris claims his debt is completely gone, a statement which may be [[Chris and money| less than accurate]]. Of course, despite Jackie's urgent tone and the eminent death of his console, Chris took a more ''passive'' route.

[[The MovingFoward videos|The PS3 was later destroyed by his own hand]]

===Emails===

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 6:00pm

Hey Chris, just wondering if you got my email? I kind of wish you would check in with me shortly after I reply; I know you're probably busy plotting the [[cwcki]]'s demise but it only takes a couple minutes and I give you the same courtesy.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 20, 2010 - 7:24pm

Hey, Jackie. I apologize for not replying sooner; I had a busy yesterday; I had a doctor's appointment, a meeting with [[Rocky]], and a few other errands; I hadn't a chance to check my e-mail yesterday. I will make time to check my e-mail more daily.

Also, that is very interesting about the Cwcki, "J.J." will have to take them up on their inside-info offer. ;)

Canada is a good place, I hear, especially Toronto. I look forward to seeing the photos from your trip later on.

I went out to Food Lion earlier today for some more [[cat]] food today, then I noticed that the next-door Movie Gallery (been working on clearing themselves out for Going Out of Business); up to 90% Off their stuff. They're on their Last 3 Days from today, so I estimate that their last day will be either Friday or Saturday. I bought a Blu-Ray movie I rented before that was a good one, "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist]]", for $2.99. In case you haven't seen it, it's a story of a boy and his crew going on the road in pursuit of a hard-to-find band. The girl at first sides with the boy to pretend he was her boyfriend, then she follows them on their trip on the common goal. Throughout the movie, the boy and girl catch feelings towards each other; it is fun and sweet. :)

I'm not sure, but have we talked before of favorite movies between us? Mine is "[[Mary Poppins]]"; I also enjoyed "[[Cole Smithey|Toy Story]]". I also take in a dash of heavy action, horror and such. I've seen [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|all 6 "Saw" movies]]; once you've gotten used to the "Hollywood Magic" and understand that the blood and lost parts are all fake, the ONLY response you can look forward to from yourself is purely the surprise and suspense. I also remembered we talked a bit of the XXX porn, but I won't go further into that until you feel cool talking about it.

The doctor's appointment yesterday was just a check-up; I get them every 4 months. The current blood work shows me [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]. I've been taking a prescription to keep my [[stress]] levels down since my teenage years (felt like almost forever). One month a year or so ago, I went without the paroxitine, because I did not fully grasp the reasons WHY I needed it. On the one hand, I did feel more confident without it, but on the other, I ended up feeling more stress attacks that really got to me. I felt a spot or two of chest pains from that. So I went back onto it after that month. I also take vitamins A, D3, Iron, Zinc and Fish Oil.

I'll wrap it up for now. I will continue to be thinking fondestly of you and counting the days to our meet.

Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 8:40pm

Hey Chris! No problem, I just like hearing from you. Sounds like you had a busy day. I haven't seen Nick and Nora but I heard good things about it. I've seen the first three saw movies but not the latter three; I'm not really a huge horror fan. My favorite movie of all time is probably "[[DivineTrial|Pink Flamingoes]]", it's a guilty pleasure of mine, you should really check it out.

So you take stress medication? So have you had like a medical condition or something? Like what kind of stress do you have that you need the medication for? I know someone who has a bad thyroid condition and needs medication every day or she could get a potentially fatal hormone imbalance, they actually didn't discover it until she was like 16, and the doctor at the time said her thyroid was all swollen up and she was lucky she hadn't already died from it. What kind of condition is yours? I really wish you could go to [[Wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]] like you were planning, a nice trip like that would probably be good for you.

I can't wait to find out what happens when "J.J." does his video! Those fuckers have been around too long, but you can topple them if you get inside. It's gotten me all excited, so keep me appraised as stuff happens ;)

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 21, 2010 - 6:04pm

"[[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|Pink Flamingoes]]"; I will check that out (find a trailer on [[YouTube]], then add the movie to my [[Netflix]] Queue).

I've just heard the voice of the [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|C.T.D.]]; WOW! That's deeep. It got to me. I heard it on Napster and downloaded two tracks for free with props to [[My Coke Rewards|mycokerewards.com]]. I'll shortly enough get their "Best Of" Album CD from Plan9 or somewhere. For now, I have "[[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" and "Paralyzed" (from their latest album, "[[Wikipedia:Oooh La La!|Oooh La La]]"). I enjoy recommendations from other people as well as my own choices. Of course, you know I like [[Britney Spears]] and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|the Backstreet Boys]]. I also recommend songs from [[Wikipedia:Celtic Thunder|Celtic Thunder]] and [[Wikipedia:Celtic Woman|Celtic Women]], the [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] ("Lift Up Your Eyes") and [[Wikipedia:Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]]. Also, check out Tiga's "(Far From) Home", Galactic's "I Got It (What You Need)" and [[Wikipedia:Wyclef Jean|Wyclef Jean]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Immigrant|Fast Car]]". I've got a big playlist. :)

I take the medication for [[Stress]] in General; no fancy names or such. But as I have stated earlier, the [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paroxitine]] does keep my [[stress]] levels down; if not for it, I probably would have [[death|died]] sooner from stress.

Another detail that has slipped my mind, and lost in the e-mails somewhere, how old are you (I'm uncertain; was it 19 or 22) again?

Also, let's go ahead and decided on our meeting location for after you return to VA; I want it to be very clear and final between you and me; no repeat of the last missed time. This time, let's concentrate in a smaller location; the mall is too big.

Let's Plan for the ***Starbucks***, Next to the [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]], nearby the closing Mattress King, at the Shopping Center with the China King Buffet, Advance Auto Parts and Staples, Across from the [[Fashion Square Mall]].

Please confirm for me that you understand and know where that Starbucks is. We will schedule the Date and Time after you're certain of the return date in [[August 2010]]. I will keep a bunch of money aside for our time togther, so I can make most certain you and I can have a great time together, and to accommodate for edibles and drinks. If we make the date on a Friday, we can partake of the [[Fridays After Five|Fridays After 5]] Concert of that day, plus I'll keep an eye in [[The Hook Cafe|the "Hook"]] for similar events for other options.

Perhaps "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick and Norah]]" can be our first "Movie Night" Movie together. ;)

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 21, 2010 - 7:19pm

Hey Chris!

I'm glad you're downloaded Crash Test Dummies! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm is my favorite of their songs, I feel like it just has such a powerful message. I know you mentioned Celtic Woman before, I still haven't checked them out yet. I'll check out those other bands, too.

I'll plan on that Starbucks, the one right across from the Fashion Square Mall, I google-mapped it just to make sure I know the right location. I'm still not sure on the exact day I'll be back but I'll keep you posted.

I'm curious if you've got a good plan for that video? I was reading the JenkinsJinkies page again and I noticed they said they have some plan to get rid of your [[PS3|playstation]]? That canine guy said it's all apparently legal too, I have no idea what they're talking about but I think it's not worth risking, I just don't want anything bad to happen to you. You should put together a video soon. But what will you do? Are you going to make a new youtube or something? Or did canine tell you to send it to him directly? Maybe like a full costume would help more than just a face mask, if you have something to put together. Just a thought.

TTYL,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 22, 2010 - 6:05pm

I am still diliberating on what to do against the Trolls. They're basically trying to get "Repo" Men to come in and take stuff due to debt. What they obviously are unaware of, I am paid off in my credit cards, including the one I used to buy my PS3 originally, so they they do not have a leg to stand on that plan. In their own words, it will be "Total FAIL."

While I appreciate your concern of the trolls for me, I would prefer not to talk about them, and I thank you for informing me of this opportunity.

Also, I have taken notice of a Cwcki member of your name "warning people about me". While I felt crestfallen from that, I have forgiven that person of that misdeed. ;)

I've added "Pink Flamingos" to my Queue, and moved it up to #1, so I'll see it after I send back my current DVD, disc 4 of the Complete Series of "[[Wikipedia:Daria|Daria]]".

It has been quite the toaster around here lately; I have an AC in my room, I've been keeping myself hydrated, and I try to stay made in the shade while out. You've been on the road a lot this summer; I pray you've found cool rooms with Air Conditioning to stay in along the way. What kind of vehicle have you been driving/riding in during the trip? Vehicle's AC standing the scorcher weather well? There was this one time years ago, [[Barbara|my mom]] and I went to DC to check out the [[LEGO]] Imagination Celebration Truck, but "Ol' Faithful" couldn't take the heat at the apex of our trip; we had to ride back to [[Wikipedia:Culpeper, Virginia|Culpepper]] in the Tow Truck that towed our car there, meet [[Bob|pop]] and ride home from there. All in all, it was a good adventure.

Please tell me some of your stories, Jackie. :)

TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their [[IRC]] chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this playstation 3 thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 4:02am

Well, I promise to try and see what I can do from within their Forum.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 12:17pm

Well, I want to see what you do. Like I said Chris, I want this [[troll]] stuff to be done with soon. Remember, it was your lies that ruined our chances before, and you lied about things because you were so paranoid that the trolls were still slandering you. I don't want that to get in the way again. So I want you to deal with this. Please? I don't mean to sound harsh but I think it's fair of me to ask this of you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 3:39pm

It's fair enough; I had it coming.

It is one thing of me to get the inner circle entry info; I don't really comprehend specifically what I'm expected to do to "destroy them from within". To my understanding, all I have is getting information that would incriminate them, their current FAIL plan and uncensored jealousy and hatred of me from their P.O.V. Obviously, I feel I am missing a huge, detailed, instructed step of the process to allow me to feel full understanding of "The Plan to Take Down the Cwcki and the Trolls". If you have an idea of that detailed step, I would be happy to hear it.

I gtg, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 6:10pm

Hey Chris. I didn't mean to sound harsh or anything in my last email, thanks for understanding.

I understand that you're not sure what to do. But try not to worry too much about it. I think the only thing you need to worry about right now is getting your foot in the door. Once you're in good with the trolls, you can take your time figuring out how to put them down. It's not like they'll be going anywhere, and besides, the more time you just lurk quietly among them, the more they'll trust you - they might show even more weaknesses to you, or they might reveal something that gives you a perfect idea of what to do on the spot. I think that canine guy said you might get access codes to the website's control, right? So that's one option.

My point is, I think you should just get inside right now. Once you're in, we can think of the next step - I'll help you. Just talk to me about what you find going on in there and we can brainstorm together. Sound like a plan, sweetie?

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{E-mails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie E-mails 3

2010-11-08T01:10:32Z

Thompson:

{{quote|"IAM [sic] STILL A TOUGH, HETEROSEXUAL MAN, DAMMIT| Chris, laying it down}}

The following is an exchange between [[Chris]] and [[Jackie]] from 1 July to 18 [[July 2010]], wherein they rekindle their previous attraction and their [[honest]] love. We find out that Chris has posted an article on the CWCki with a fake troll account, which no doubt was some ingenious subterfuge that shocked and confused [[trolls]]. Surprisingly, we learn that this bit of sneakiness was at the request of [[Bob]], who was frustrated by a [[Burger King]] employee, whereas Chris intended to eventually use the information posted here to "catch them in the act and take their photos, lecture them and/or kick their ass(es)". The plan was, predictably, [[Fail| unsuccessful]]

===Emails===

{{Email|July 1, 2010 - 12:16pm
Why exactly are you making a "shout out" to me in your flipnote cartoon? Why would you keep bringing me up given that you decided a long time ago that dealing with me was too much work for you?

For that matter, I wonder why you draw your silly Sonichu on these flipnotes, but when I asked you to work on your actual comic for me you ignored that too.

I just don't get why you would shout out to a girl who wasn't worth your time when you had her. I hope it isn't some ploy to convince other girls that you care about them, because they'll always be able to ask me if they want to know what your REAL priorities are. Hypocrite.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 2, 2010 - 11:25am
How do you think I feel? I still feel very sorry about what had happened. Every Woman who I have been close to, Including You, always will have a place in my heart. It was a gesture of goodwill that I mention you alongside <Wallflower first name>.

Pardon me for Caring and having a Heart.

Have a good and safe day,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 2, 2010 - 7:04pm
Chris,

I guess you're right. I'm sorry that I snapped at you. I guess emotions are just running high for me. I guess that's evidence that I just felt so torn by everything that happened. But I still think about you sometimes, and wonder about what could have been. How are you doing?

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 6, 2010 - 4:07pm

It's okay, I do not blame you; it was my errors. I am sometimes mentally slow and don't get all of the details at once and such.

I'm doing okay; I get lonely sometimes (the whole not having a girlfriend thing and whatnot). And I have gone out and try, try and try again to meet new people, but I still get held back with fear of rejection keeping me from approaching women. And I still have my mental hang-ups against the majority of the male population; the trolls were not much help either.

I have few friends/acquaintances in real life, and I refuse to start any new relationships over the internet (I feel paranoia over that as well). Without my needed-to-see-a-far-distance glasses, I know that I have a handsome face; if there really are any single women in C-Ville, I feel they would have seen me and at least say hey. But I am constantly unoticed in public; it makes me feel sad knowing that I am invisible even in the mass-public events I've been hanging around in (such as the local Fridays After 5).

Obviously I need people to come to me and they make first contact, because even with my drunken word-vomit shouts, I'm still invisible. My adult life sucks.

Things could be better for me, and I really wish my A.L. IS better.

Have a good and safe day. TTYL,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 7, 2010 8:34pm
How sad! I'm so sorry things have been difficult for you. I can understand being wary of online relationships. You never really know what's going on on the other end. But you know Chris, while I am out of state most of the summer... I will, however, be in Charlottesville around the second week of August. I don't want to rush into anything, especially after our recent fight but… maybe you'd like to meet to talk or something? We could play it by ear and see what happens… :) I always did care about you Chris. I think… more then I ever have for someone else. I don't want to give up on you, on us. Just hanging out would be enough for me.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 7, 2010 - 9:38pm

Thank you for your concern. :) I accept your offer to hang out the second week of August; it will be good to see how we would feel in each other's company. Please let me know the date(s) when you'll be in town when you have that, and we can schedule a meet maybe at Fashion Square, the Downtown Mall or somewhere.

:-*

XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 8, 2010 - 8:53pm
Great! I don't know all the details yet of my return but I'll keep you posted. What else is going on with you these days?

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 18, 2010 - 4:24pm

I pray you're doing good. I'm faring out okay. I've been thinking of you and looking forward to our time together in August. I will do my best to show you a good and pleasant time. I feel happy we can put that mess behind us and start again on good feelings. I really want you and me to do good together. I've attached a more current photo of myself; may I have one of you in return, please?

I'll check in again later.
Stay sweet and safe,
XOXOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|July 18, 2010 - 4:26pm

My mistake, this one is more current.}}

{{Email|July 18, 2010 - 5:11pm

Hey Chris! I was wondering when I'd hear back from you. I'll attach a pic of me for you.

So what's been going on with you this summer? Been a while since we talked. I'm sooo glad to be done with school for the summer, I've been travelling around visiting some friends of mine in their home cities, driving cross-country, so on; it's hectic but a nice change from all that schoolwork. Like I said, coming back in early August (but still not sure on the day).

So what about you? What ever happened with that website about you? I figure they gave up and went away by now, you know those trolls have such short attention spans. What's going on with your comic? How is your family doing? Anything else going on?

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 18, 2010 - 5:27pm

I've read again the e-mails from you I had saved from way back then. You and I, we really did have a good connection, and I still feel the same about you as I did then. I Really want the relationship between you and me to work.

Let me update you a bit about myself. I've ended up taking down the whole Cwcipedia, because of the Trolls' influences and trouble-makings. So, currently, the ONLY things on the internet about me Actually from me are my YouTube, and my Twitter (when I update it). I have been trying to find peace away from the trolls. I've taken a hiatus on the comics until I find again the peace from the trolls and the inspiration. I've been more focused on real life trying to meet new people and make new friends. Recently, I've made a few new friendly acquaintances after a drink at TGIF in Forest Lakes. But before then, it's been same-old, same-old; lonely and crestfallen, leaning on my video games for comfort. I was going to go to the Otakon Anime Convention this month, but finances recently went terribly askew within the past week or two. I ended up with disappointed parents, and I was disappointed in myself.

More often, I have been doing good on the self-control and less spending, yet sometimes my impulses hit me while I am feeling emotionally weak. And on the FlipNote Hatena, the Trolls Falsely Reported my FlipNotes with Three False Descriptions each. I ended up suspended from Posting new FlipNotes onto the Hatena for a week, even to access it from my DSi's FlipNote Studio App. After the week was over, and I was able to again access the Hatena from my DSi, I had previously unlinked my DSi from my past account and relinked it to a New account with a different name. Thank God the Trolls nor anyone else have found my new account or reposted F.N.s in the Practice Channel; they appear as Spin-Offs from my original account, even though those same Original F.N.s are mostly Still Locked from remixing and spin-offing.

I have also been working in [[ModNation Racers]], unlocking EVERY Tool to best recreate my Cwcville Track I had created originally in the limited-time Beta, along with a 2.0 Version of the Track. I will be creating a Final, BEST version of the Track, where it will be like you're actually driving from the Mall, through the Suburbs, and the City and Back again. Followed by a set of tracks for Around Cwcville, including a Race through the Park, Cwcville Forest, the Mountains, and the Beach (with probably a drive through Bubbles' Undersea Area if I can swing it). I also have created Official Sonichu and Rosechu Mods/Karts, along with recreated favored Hot Wheels cars from my collection, my favorite Childhood Playskool First Transformer Race Carcomplete with eyes-only driver, and an inspired Carriage that states that I enjoy Pretty Toys and Femenine Things like Tea parties, yet "[[Homos|IAM STILL A TOUGH, HETEROSEXUAL MAN, DAMMIT!]]" I got the idea from another MNR player, who I added later as a friend, who created a rainbow-colored van that states, "I'M NOT GAY, I JUST ENJOY RAINBOWS(and UNICORNS)". He and I also shared a conversation in which he was a great listener; I later thanked him for being a good friend to me by sending him an extra PSN Code for the Kratos and Gopher Mods/Karts Ihad got for free. :)

Going back to the Trolls, they still come after me in real life, looking to snap photographs of me wherever I am away from my house if they're there at the same time; looking for some "juicy footage" they can misinterpret and misdetail in their own sick ways. They get posted on the damn [[Cwcki]], where such "footage of the Gay Trucker will be rewarded with 'China' and/or 'Pickles'"; it really ticks me off. <nowiki>|</nowiki>:(

And I finally was able to apply for a job at the New Wal-Mart in Ruckersville Online about a week ago; it took a while before the correct store address was added onto the website. So, I'm hoping they'll call me back to hire me. :)

But enough about me. What have you been up to during the summer months now; still working the part-time school paper? Have you been getting good grades in your courses towards Journalism? Are you still playing piano, football, your dad's car talk and enjoying the Crash Test Dummies? And how are your family and roomates doing as well?

We have a lot to catch up on between you and me. :)

I'll TTYL.
Stay Safe and Sweet.
XOXOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 18, 2010 - 6:25pm

Hey, Chris!

I went to look around at the cwcki. It looks like they've been following you at that Fridays After Five place? Seems weird that they want to just get pictures of you there. I did see the video they made where you're dancing to the music though, looks kind of cute :) But you weren't kidding when you said they're following you around everywhere - I saw they have an article on the "coffee place", the picture shows it's a Burger King. That is the one you go to! I can't believe they could sneak in so close to you and do that! Do you know who might have taken that picture?

I don't suppose you have an account there, do you? I think you can just sign up and they let you in. You could try removing some stuff that you don't like, or something, I don't know. Do you have any ideas?

It's good that you're cutting down on the video game spending, that stuff can suck you in if you aren't careful. But you're playing Modnation racers? I've heard of that game, but haven't tried it. You're making Sonichu-themed stuff in it? I hope that helps to give you inspiration for drawing. It really sucks if you can't go to Otakon, I've heard that's a fun place. Are you sure you can't go? I think it'd be a really fun experience for you. I'd love to hear about it if you did.

Like I said, I've spent the summer driving state to state visiting friends, I'm in Michigan right now. Never really done that, traveling so much like that, I'm glad I got the chance to. Working at the paper is fun but I'm definitely taking time off for now. That's great about applying at Wal-Mart, let me know how that goes!

This is nice, I like talking to you again :)

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 18, 2010 - 7:05pm

I'm happy that you're happy talking to me again. :)

As for the Cwcki and [[The Coffee Place|Burger King]], That was my doing, actually. Long-story short, there was a bitchey employee giving me and my father a hard time that day, as well as a few other times on previous other days and times (on an estimated 3/10 ratio). My father was really ticked off at her, Literally Told me to Troll her, while I was also angry at her, so I took that picture with my DSi's inner camera and started that page as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". I also thought the page would lure the Trolls out there, so I can catch them in the act and take their photos, lecture them and/or kick their ass(es). Obviously they did not come out there, but the "14-year old Middle Child of Boston with Grandparents in South Virginia" earned Clyde Cash's Trust and Support. I later consulted with [[Rocky]] (the Pastoral Counsoler of my church); both of which see no point of taking their picture back for a) even provided to the Police, they would not be able to nail them for Legally Taking Photographs. And b) even in a blackmail attempt, NONE of the Trolls would give a rat's ass on what each of their own kind looks like in real life. And Rocky insisted I wait for Police Instruction to go Undercover and lure them out.

I am trusting you with this Confidential Information of "JenkinsJinkies"; please do not tell anyone else about it.

Also, to remove content in huge chunks would be too obvious, and then at least Clyde would be like, "Oh, HE is Obviously Chrissy; BLOCK HIM. I am sorry for ever trusting him." And at the moment, I am short on ideas, and I'd just assume ignore them; stuff is being deleted for lack of new information anyway. I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion, obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive [[Blanca|I'd recognize him]] on future sight.

Something else I haven't told you yet, I have been collecting the State Quarters after my Aunt Herriet sent me a USA Quarter Map, with slots for each of the 50 quarters, for a present years ago. I have it tacked near my bedroom door, so I can point out Michigan and see how far you are from home. :)

You and yours stay safe on the trip. :)

TTYL,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 18, 2010 - 7:44pm

Hey Chris,

That was you on the burger king thing? I had no clue. I get what you're trying to do though, nice and sneaky.

I agree with Rocky that just catching people taking photos wouldn't get anywhere, the police wouldn't be able to do anything. Honestly, I don't think the cops could do anything regardless, and even if you did get one photographer in trouble with the cops there would always be more with cameras. But I think there are some other things you can do.

Your secret is safe with me about JenkinsJinkies. I read the [[User Talk:JenkinsJinkies|talk page]], looks like you have them hook line and sinker. But it also looks like they're giving you an in, have you read it? That asperchu comic guy is making fun of you for taking time off of your comic for inspiration (now that I read more of his writing, he seems like kind of a major asshole), but also the trolls say that they're giving you an opportunity to get inside their hidden website and get all their codes and stuff. More than just that, you can get access to their plans. You know if you could get that stuff, you could probably nuke their whole website, without that the trolls would have nowhere to go.

Some guy named "canine" (who names themselves after a dog? How dumb) said that they want you to make a secret video for them, but since "JenkinsJinkies" says he is afraid of your wrath, they'll let you wear a mask, so you can conceal your identity!I kind of think that's the best way to go, because like I say even if the cops bust one troll there are a million more around the corner, but if you mess up their base of operations they'll all lose power.

I'll stay safe on my trip, don't worry :) I'm leaving Michigan tomorrow, going to drive through Canada for a little bit actually, go to Toronto. But I still get email on my phone so we can still talk. Write back soon :)

Jackie}}

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I'll start from 10 minutes in case anyone is working on this and hasn't mentioned it. If you're having problems getting the .wav file to play then rename it with an .mp3 extension. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 13:23, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:The file should open with VLC, MPC or even Windows Media Player if you're having trouble. Winamp doesn't wanna play ball. Also we'll likely have to split up the transcript over a few pages, owing to the length of the audio. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:15, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:I'll go ahead and transcript the first ten minutes then.--[[User:Joson|Joson]] 20:17, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
I thought a summary was needed, in case people didn't want to listen to the whole thing--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 16:41, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
:Jesus, ya'll could have gotten a legitimate niggo to call Chris :( [[User:Fatniggo|Fatniggo]]
:: Yeah, really. (I know, I know, not a fucking forum) --[[User:Thompson|Thompson]] 16:51, 7 November 2010 (PST)