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User:TobiasRC

2022-04-28T12:42:10Z

TobiasRC:

{{hiatus}}
Hey! My name is Tobias and I´ve been very interested in Christory for about a year now. I started by watching [[Carpetbagger|Gibi´s]] brief intro to Sonichu video, then began looking at the one true documentary, and eventually found myself editing the cwcki. Ironically enough, part of what makes Chris so interesting is the fact that we both have a deep appreciation for Autistic bullshit. As nasty as she is we just so happen to be similar,even taking similar meds & describing the same sorts of delusions about reality. (although I can say I had enough sense to stop doing shit that made me feel crazy.) I usually just surf through cwcki pages en masse and see if theres any minor changes or holes in the information I can fix. I also transcribe here and there.

tl/dr Chis and I have the same kind of Autism, he´s just made every wrong descision about how to deal with it. Also I like fixing incomplete articles.

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Heart Torch of Fail

2022-03-08T19:13:25Z

TobiasRC:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:508-HeartTorch.JPG|thumb|200px|right|The Heart-Torch in Real Life.]]
[[Image: Heart-Torch-Comic.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Heart-Torch in ''Sonichu'' #4. Note the similarity between the branches and Christian's sleeved arm.]]
The exact significance of the '''Heart-Torch''' is unknown. Constructed from [[Pixelblocks]], it may represent [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] resolve to persevere in his [[Love Quest]] in spite of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|setbacks]]. In other words, Chris is "carrying a torch" for his hypothetical [[Sweetheart]], i.e. holding out hope that he will one day find her, despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

The torch resembles a candelabra, with a long white column on a red base. At the top is a flaming heart, with a [[America|red-white-and-blue]] striped branch on either side, in the pattern of his [[The Classic|favorite shirt]]. This is quite possibly the least offensive artwork Chris has ever produced, if only because it's an abstract sculpture; you can't exactly tell him that's not what a ''real'' Heart-Torch is supposed to look like.

The torch is perhaps related to a rod associated with [[Sailor Megtune]], who was a "Warrior of the Heart's Light." Her staff was red, topped with a yellow star and the letter "M".<ref>[[:File:310-Megtunecardback.jpg]]</ref> Since the Heart Torch was designed first, maybe this was meant to be a counterpart.

The Heart Torch was (presumably) destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|14 Branchland Court fire]].

In [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]] Chris depicts the Heart-Torch as one of the items he brought with him to the Mal-Wart region. Chris's records of his real life encounter with the [[W-M-Manajerk]] mention that he had been building things with Pixelblocks while he was at Wal-Mart, so he may have built the Heart-Torch there.

==Appearance in ''Sonichu'' #4==
After defeating [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], Chris is confronted by the W-M-Manajerk. Chris foolishly takes on the powerful cyborg in his human form, and is quickly overwhelmed.

Just as Chris begins to give up hope, he receives a vision of his ancestor, the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], who suggests that Chris use the Heart-Torch to win the battle. Chris argues that the Heart-Torch is only a Pixelblock construct, and the Cherokian explains that the [[Medallion#The Sonichu Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]] would impart special powers to the Heart-Torch, and enable Chris to summon his "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|dream sibling]]." Recognizing this as a reference to the [[Yu-gi-oh!]] card Chris drew years earlier, Chris follows his advice, escaping the Manajerk just long enough to grab the Torch and activate it with his powers.

After a burst of energy, the Torch disappears, leaving Crystal, now given physical form. Possessing powers similar to Chris, the two defeat the W-M-Manajerk, and Crystal begins a new life in [[CWCville]], most likely shopping and giving blowjobs for crack.

Since the Heart Torch has not been seen since Crystal's materialization, it may be that the Torch itself transformed into Crystal, or it ceased to exist after having accomplished its sole function. Of note, the concept of a "heart torch" has obvious romantic implications, even though it apparently summons Chris's twin sister.

===Later Appearances===
After years of having little to no mention, Chris seems to have remembered his heart torch in the first few months of his stint in [[Jail Saga|jail]]. In recent appearances the torch seems to have been joined by lighting bolts and images of his CPU Blue Heart persona. Little is knows as to exactly why Chris has chosen to make the heart torch his logo of sorts again, however it has been present on almost every letter sent from his time at CVRJ.
==References==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Love quest}}
[[Category: Relics of Fail]] [[Category:Arts and Crafts]] [[Category: Plot Devices]][[Category: Toys]]

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-03-04T15:05:12Z

TobiasRC: /* Pre-Block Chats */

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==

===Prostitution post chat===
28-29 April 2018

Tings asks Chris about [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|the prostitution message he posted]]. It would turn out to be an [[Idea Guys]] influence.

{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would actually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}

===Magi-chan & Cryzel chat===
Tings tingz & Chris chat breifly about the farms, polyamory & Cryzel Rosechu.

'''I actually received messages that kiwifarms was proceeding to dox me for giving Christine money and when I clicked the link it scared me beyond no belief. I wasnt stable and paniced. I deactivated my account. During my moment of panic I realized that this is what Christine goes through everyday.I reactivated my account and Christine messaged me concerned and I explained everything to her.She recommend that I should just go and explain my side of the story.'''

{{quoteboxteal|I think its the fact I gave you money.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Do they know that?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Yes.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Oh.}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm sorry. Maybe you should go there and clear things up?}}
{{quoteboxblue|If you''ve done nothing wrong, there is nothing to hide, am I right?<3}}
{{quoteboxblue|(Heart emoji)}}
{{quoteboxblue|Well if you have nothing to hide, just lay low and everything will be Okay?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Will do.}}

'''Something that does worry me is that Christine said she had a friend on Discord that she thought was me.'''

{{quoteboxblue|I had a friend on discord, was that you by any chance?}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, I dont use discord.}}

'''I was aware of Magi and Cryzel cause I asked questions, Christine also told me she was a polyamory. I never heard that word, but when she was explaining it to me it sounded like she was forming a harem She did invite me into the polyamory, which is why I acted like I was one of her partners. Some people seemed to get confused, Cryzel isn't my character. I just drew fan art of her.'''

{{quoteboxblue|Fortunately, alongside my two sweethearts, we are polyamorous, so you may ship yourself and I together.}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. Strictly Confidential: DO NOT TELL ANYONE! My sweethearts are Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu: the three of us have been married since last March 26. I am keeping it on the down-low to avoid the trolls bothering any of us three.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You can trust me, like yourself and autism I have bipolar and know all too well how cruel people can be.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she related to rosechu?}}
{{quoteboxblue|No, and she is one of the Special 69 Sonichus and Rosechus}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. I had been mistaken in the drawing of breasts on all of the Rosechus: none of them have naturally large breasts.}}
{{quoteboxblue|But Cryzel here, she has that cute chest fluff. I still love and care about all of them in my species just the same, anyway.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I was wondering if I could draw a picture of Cryzel Rosechu, would be allowed to show it off to the public?}}
{{quoteboxteal|I won't say shes your sweetheart, promise.}}
{{quoteboxblue|You may draw Cryzel.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Go ahead and say she is my sweetheart. Draw Magi-Chan in the same picture: let everyone know they're both my sweethearts}}

'''I know some people won't believe this, but I wasn't trying to control Christine Her story sounded relatable to me, so I started following and leaving comments, I talked to her, we become friends I AM NOT the "ideaguy", far from it. I'm sorry for drawing fan art and giving her 40$,I won't do it again.I'm also sorry Christine, but I think we should just be friends'''

===Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR===
Tings Tings warns Chris that MKR may be associated with the Idea Guy

{{quoteboxteal|Are you in a Discord server with MKR?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she feeding you idea guy stuff? You should be VERY cautious of people using that cpu concept to manipulate you.}}
{{quoteboxblue|No.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She has no connection whatsoever with Idea Guy, Lukas or any of the Haters}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, but she could be using what they tried to force you to do harmful stuff.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Kinda like how every troll uses previous methods developed by former troll bike Clyde Cash or Liquad.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She is not forcing me to do anything.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thats good.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Especially anything Bad like that.}}
{{quoteboxblue|promise you.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Just remember, if things get dark or uncomfortable you can always close the window.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I don't wanna see you get hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thank you ☺}}
{{quoteboxteal|Would you be alright if I shared my question and your responses?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes you may.}}
===Pre-Block Chats===
{{quoteboxteal|Is MKR still messaging you?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yeah}}
{{quoteboxteal|Did you see that thread on kiwifarms?}}
{{quoteboxblue|What thread?}}
'''Tings Tingz shares link to a thread on Kiwi Farms'''
{{quoteboxteal|She is just reassuring a lie to you by two facing a friendly facade and using the CPU to trick you. She was exposed belittling and mocking you to her friends and was part of trolling scheme}}
{{quoteboxteal|There are pictures of minifigs you shared with her.}}
{{quoteboxteal|If you don't cut ties with her, well expect a Fake Clyde Cash return at the end after they humiliate you.
My head hurts.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Your still following MKR. Are you choosing the reassuring lie?}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm talking to her about the issue; I have not completely processed the details yet!}}
{{quoteboxteal|I highlighted some of her chat logs, give this simpler version a read. Behind the scenes someone is coaching MKR, in the end you will wind up getting hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You thought Wise and Boyd were your best friends and you are making the same mistake here trusting MKR.}}
'''Tings Tings then blocks Christine, only to unblock her and continue trying to fix her later on.'''
===Tings Tingz Confronts MKR Directly===
Tings Tingz confronts MKR about their discord, as well as allegedly targeting chris for harrassment. ('''MKR's messages will be shown in red''')

{{quoteboxred|What are you going to make fun of me too?}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, I was just warning Chris of the dangers of interacting with people that feed into the delusions.}}
{{quoteboxteal|And I thought you were being nice to her, she did trust you.}}
{{quoteboxred|She did, but I don't know if I can handle everybody hating me, miss understanding me.}}
{{quoteboxteal|They care about Chris's well being, how far would you have gone it kiwi farms didn't expose you?}}
{{quoteboxred|It was never my intention to "go far". I just saw a fellow human being as broken as was and wanted to be friends, to help eachother. I never wanted this.}}
{{quoteboxteal|So why did you join a discord server with the intent of humiliating Chris, you made alot of mocking comments, mis gendered her, as well as setting up rules and building a team.}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Gender dysphoria

2022-03-04T14:16:52Z

TobiasRC:

{{incomplete}}
{{HealthDisclosure}}
'''Gender dysphoria''', also known as '''gender identity disorder''', is a psychological disorder in which a person identifies as another gender. Chris was diagnosed with the condition in 2016.<ref group = "note"; name=psychologist>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional whose "practice includes the treatment and counseling of persons with gender identity issues" vouch for the person's gender identity on [https://web.archive.org/web/20161223001047/https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/webdoc/pdf/dl17.pdf this form]. Also mentioned by Chris in [[:File:SchuComic12-1P69.jpg|a ''Sonichu'' #12 page]]</ref>
==Chris & Dysphoria==
Through the years one thing strikingly evident about chris is the complete and total lack of understanding he has for his own body. Though he belived that he was strong, handsome, carismatic and on the TRUE and STRAIGHT path, those beleifs have habitually found themselves to be quite the opposite, and nothing shows this principal more true than his '''prior belief''' that he is the absolute peak of the male form. Aside from moments when he would show some sort of discomfort or unfamiliarity, Chris tried his absolute hardest to convince everyone around him (as well as himself) that men are physcially superior. That being said, it is easy to belive that Chris doesn't exibit gender dysphoria at a glance, however his surface level bigotry has historically been hypocrytical and shouldn't be taken at face value.
==Early Signs==

==Pre Tomgirl Saga==

==Post Tomgirl Saga==

==More Extreme Examples of Dysphoria==

==Psychological symptoms==
According to DSM-5, the symptoms for gender dysphoria are:

*A strong desire to be of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A strong desire to be treated as a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A significant incongruence between one's experienced or expressed gender and one's sexual characteristics
*A strong desire for the sexual characteristics of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A strong desire to be rid of one's sexual characteristics due to incongruence with one's experienced or expressed gender
*A strong conviction that one has the typical reactions and feelings of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*Associated with clinically significant distress or impairment

==See also==
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Transgender]]
*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]

{{Notes}}

{{Health}}
[[Category:Gender dysphoria]]

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-03-02T12:51:12Z

TobiasRC: /* format err */

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==

===Prostitution post chat===
28-29 April 2018

Tings asks Chris about [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|the prostitution message he posted]]. It would turn out to be an [[Idea Guys]] influence.

{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would actually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}

===Magi-chan & Cryzel chat===
Tings tingz & Chris chat breifly about the farms, polyamory & Cryzel Rosechu.

'''I actually received messages that kiwifarms was proceeding to dox me for giving Christine money and when I clicked the link it scared me beyond no belief. I wasnt stable and paniced. I deactivated my account. During my moment of panic I realized that this is what Christine goes through everyday.I reactivated my account and Christine messaged me concerned and I explained everything to her.She recommend that I should just go and explain my side of the story.'''

{{quoteboxteal|I think its the fact I gave you money.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Do they know that?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Yes.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Oh.}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm sorry. Maybe you should go there and clear things up?}}
{{quoteboxblue|If you''ve done nothing wrong, there is nothing to hide, am I right?<3}}
{{quoteboxblue|(Heart emoji)}}
{{quoteboxblue|Well if you have nothing to hide, just lay low and everything will be Okay?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Will do.}}

'''Something that does worry me is that Christine said she had a friend on Discord that she thought was me.'''

{{quoteboxblue|I had a friend on discord, was that you by any chance?}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, I dont use discord.}}

'''I was aware of Magi and Cryzel cause I asked questions, Christine also told me she was a polyamory. I never heard that word, but when she was explaining it to me it sounded like she was forming a harem She did invite me into the polyamory, which is why I acted like I was one of her partners. Some people seemed to get confused, Cryzel isn't my character. I just drew fan art of her.'''

{{quoteboxblue|Fortunately, alongside my two sweethearts, we are polyamorous, so you may ship yourself and I together.}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. Strictly Confidential: DO NOT TELL ANYONE! My sweethearts are Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu: the three of us have been married since last March 26. I am keeping it on the down-low to avoid the trolls bothering any of us three.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You can trust me, like yourself and autism I have bipolar and know all too well how cruel people can be.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she related to rosechu?}}
{{quoteboxblue|No, and she is one of the Special 69 Sonichus and Rosechus}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. I had been mistaken in the drawing of breasts on all of the Rosechus: none of them have naturally large breasts.}}
{{quoteboxblue|But Cryzel here, she has that cute chest fluff. I still love and care about all of them in my species just the same, anyway.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I was wondering if I could draw a picture of Cryzel Rosechu, would be allowed to show it off to the public?}}
{{quoteboxteal|I won't say shes your sweetheart, promise.}}
{{quoteboxblue|You may draw Cryzel.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Go ahead and say she is my sweetheart. Draw Magi-Chan in the same picture: let everyone know they're both my sweethearts}}

'''I know some people won't believe this, but I wasn't trying to control Christine Her story sounded relatable to me, so I started following and leaving comments, I talked to her, we become friends I AM NOT the "ideaguy", far from it. I'm sorry for drawing fan art and giving her 40$,I won't do it again.I'm also sorry Christine, but I think we should just be friends'''

===Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR===
Tings Tings warns Chris that MKR may be associated with the Idea Guy

{{quoteboxteal|Are you in a Discord server with MKR?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she feeding you idea guy stuff? You should be VERY cautious of people using that cpu concept to manipulate you.}}
{{quoteboxblue|No.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She has no connection whatsoever with Idea Guy, Lukas or any of the Haters}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, but she could be using what they tried to force you to do harmful stuff.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Kinda like how every troll uses previous methods developed by former troll bike Clyde Cash or Liquad.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She is not forcing me to do anything.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thats good.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Especially anything Bad like that.}}
{{quoteboxblue|promise you.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Just remember, if things get dark or uncomfortable you can always close the window.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I don't wanna see you get hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thank you ☺}}
{{quoteboxteal|Would you be alright if I shared my question and your responses?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes you may.}}
===Pre-Block Chats===
{{quoteboxteal|Is MKR still messaging you?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yeah}}
{{quoteboxteal|Did you see that thread on kiwifarms?}}
{{quoteboxblue|What thread?}}
'''Tings Tingz shares link to a thread on Kiwi Farms'''
{{quoteboxteal|She is just reassuring a lie to you by two facing a friendly facade and using the CPU to trick you. She was exposed belittling and mocking you to her friends and was part of trolling scheme}}
{{quoteboxteal|There are pictures of minifigs you shared with her.}}
{{quoteboxteal|If you don't cut ties with her, well expect a Fake Clyde Cash return at the end after they humiliate you.
My head hurts.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Your still following MKR. Are you choosing the reassuring lie?}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm talking to her about the issue; I have not completely processed the details yet!}}
{{quoteboxteal|I highlighted some of her chat logs, give this simpler version a read. Behind the scenes someone is coaching MKR, in the end you will wind up getting hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You thought Wise and Boyd were your best friends and you are making the same mistake here trusting MKR.}}
'''Tings Tings then blocks Christine, only to unblock her and continue trying to fix her later on.'''

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-03-02T12:46:06Z

TobiasRC: /* Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR */

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==

===Prostitution post chat===
28-29 April 2018

Tings asks Chris about [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|the prostitution message he posted]]. It would turn out to be an [[Idea Guys]] influence.

{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would actually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}

===Magi-chan & Cryzel chat===
Tings tingz & Chris chat breifly about the farms, polyamory & Cryzel Rosechu.

'''I actually received messages that kiwifarms was proceeding to dox me for giving Christine money and when I clicked the link it scared me beyond no belief. I wasnt stable and paniced. I deactivated my account. During my moment of panic I realized that this is what Christine goes through everyday.I reactivated my account and Christine messaged me concerned and I explained everything to her.She recommend that I should just go and explain my side of the story.'''

{{quoteboxteal|I think its the fact I gave you money.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Do they know that?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Yes.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Oh.}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm sorry. Maybe you should go there and clear things up?}}
{{quoteboxblue|If you''ve done nothing wrong, there is nothing to hide, am I right?<3}}
{{quoteboxblue|(Heart emoji)}}
{{quoteboxblue|Well if you have nothing to hide, just lay low and everything will be Okay?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Will do.}}

'''Something that does worry me is that Christine said she had a friend on Discord that she thought was me.'''

{{quoteboxblue|I had a friend on discord, was that you by any chance?}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, I dont use discord.}}

'''I was aware of Magi and Cryzel cause I asked questions, Christine also told me she was a polyamory. I never heard that word, but when she was explaining it to me it sounded like she was forming a harem She did invite me into the polyamory, which is why I acted like I was one of her partners. Some people seemed to get confused, Cryzel isn't my character. I just drew fan art of her.'''

{{quoteboxblue|Fortunately, alongside my two sweethearts, we are polyamorous, so you may ship yourself and I together.}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. Strictly Confidential: DO NOT TELL ANYONE! My sweethearts are Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu: the three of us have been married since last March 26. I am keeping it on the down-low to avoid the trolls bothering any of us three.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You can trust me, like yourself and autism I have bipolar and know all too well how cruel people can be.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she related to rosechu?}}
{{quoteboxblue|No, and she is one of the Special 69 Sonichus and Rosechus}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. I had been mistaken in the drawing of breasts on all of the Rosechus: none of them have naturally large breasts.}}
{{quoteboxblue|But Cryzel here, she has that cute chest fluff. I still love and care about all of them in my species just the same, anyway.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I was wondering if I could draw a picture of Cryzel Rosechu, would be allowed to show it off to the public?}}
{{quoteboxteal|I won't say shes your sweetheart, promise.}}
{{quoteboxblue|You may draw Cryzel.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Go ahead and say she is my sweetheart. Draw Magi-Chan in the same picture: let everyone know they're both my sweethearts}}

'''I know some people won't believe this, but I wasn't trying to control Christine Her story sounded relatable to me, so I started following and leaving comments, I talked to her, we become friends I AM NOT the "ideaguy", far from it.
I'm sorry for drawing fan art and giving her 40$,I won't do it again.I'm also sorry Christine, but I think we should just be friends'''
===Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR===
Tings Tings warns Chris that MKR may be associated with the Idea Guy

{{quoteboxteal|Are you in a Discord server with MKR?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she feeding you idea guy stuff? You should be VERY cautious of people using that cpu concept to manipulate you.}}
{{quoteboxblue|No.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She has no connection whatsoever with Idea Guy, Lukas or any of the Haters}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, but she could be using what they tried to force you to do harmful stuff.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Kinda like how every troll uses previous methods developed by former troll bike Clyde Cash or Liquad.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She is not forcing me to do anything.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thats good.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Especially anything Bad like that.}}
{{quoteboxblue|promise you.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Just remember, if things get dark or uncomfortable you can always close the window.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I don't wanna see you get hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thank you ☺}}
{{quoteboxteal|Would you be alright if I shared my question and your responses?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes you may.}}
===Pre-Block Chats===
{{quoteboxteal|Is MKR still messaging you?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yeah}}
{{quoteboxteal|Did you see that thread on kiwifarms?}}
{{quoteboxblue|What thread?}}
'''Tings Tingz shares link to a thread on Kiwi Farms'''
{{quoteboxteal|She is just reassuring a lie to you by two facing a friendly facade and using the CPU to trick you. She was exposed belittling and mocking you to her friends and was part of trolling scheme}}
{{quoteboxteal|There are pictures of minifigs you shared with her.}}
{{quoteboxteal|If you don't cut ties with her, well expect a Fake Clyde Cash return at the end after they humiliate you.
My head hurts.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Your still following MKR. Are you choosing the reassuring lie?}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm talking to her about the issue; I have not completely processed the details yet!}}
{{quoteboxteal|I highlighted some of her chat logs, give this simpler version a read. Behind the scenes someone is coaching MKR, in the end you will wind up getting hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You thought Wise and Boyd were your best friends and you are making the same mistake here trusting MKR.}}
'''Tings Tings then blocks Christine, only to unblock her and continue trying to fix her later on.'''

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-02-28T19:05:31Z

TobiasRC: /* Magi-chan & Cryzel chat */

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==

===Prostitution post chat===
28-29 April 2018

Tings asks Chris about [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|the prostitution message he posted]]. It would turn out to be an [[Idea Guys]] influence.

{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would actually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}

===Magi-chan & Cryzel chat===
Tings tingz & Chris chat breifly about the farms, polyamory & Cryzel Rosechu.

'''I actually received messages that kiwifarms was proceeding to dox me for giving Christine money and when I clicked the link it scared me beyond no belief. I wasnt stable and paniced. I deactivated my account. During my moment of panic I realized that this is what Christine goes through everyday.I reactivated my account and Christine messaged me concerned and I explained everything to her.She recommend that I should just go and explain my side of the story.'''

{{quoteboxteal|I think its the fact I gave you money.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Do they know that?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Yes.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Oh.}}
{{quoteboxblue|I'm sorry. Maybe you should go there and clear things up?}}
{{quoteboxblue|If you''ve done nothing wrong, there is nothing to hide, am I right?<3}}
{{quoteboxblue|(Heart emoji)}}
{{quoteboxblue|Well if you have nothing to hide, just lay low and everything will be Okay?}}
{{quoteboxteal|Will do.}}

'''Something that does worry me is that Christine said she had a friend on Discord that she thought was me.'''

{{quoteboxblue|I had a friend on discord, was that you by any chance?}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, I dont use discord.}}

'''I was aware of Magi and Cryzel cause I asked questions, Christine also told me she was a polyamory. I never heard that word, but when she was explaining it to me it sounded like she was forming a harem She did invite me into the polyamory, which is why I acted like I was one of her partners. Some people seemed to get confused, Cryzel isn't my character. I just drew fan art of her.'''

{{quoteboxblue|Fortunately, alongside my two sweethearts, we are polyamorous, so you may ship yourself and I together.}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. Strictly Confidential: DO NOT TELL ANYONE! My sweethearts are Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu: the three of us have been married since last March 26. I am keeping it on the down-low to avoid the trolls bothering any of us three.}}
{{quoteboxteal|You can trust me, like yourself and autism I have bipolar and know all too well how cruel people can be.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she related to rosechu?}}
{{quoteboxblue|No, and she is one of the Special 69 Sonichus and Rosechus}}
{{quoteboxblue|By the way. I had been mistaken in the drawing of breasts on all of the Rosechus: none of them have naturally large breasts.}}
{{quoteboxblue|But Cryzel here, she has that cute chest fluff. I still love and care about all of them in my species just the same, anyway.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I was wondering if I could draw a picture of Cryzel Rosechu, would be allowed to show it off to the public?}}
{{quoteboxteal|I won't say shes your sweetheart, promise.}}
{{quoteboxblue|You may draw Cryzel.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Go ahead and say she is my sweetheart. Draw Magi-Chan in the same picture: let everyone know they're both my sweethearts}}

'''I know some people won't believe this, but I wasn't trying to control Christine Her story sounded relatable to me, so I started following and leaving comments, I talked to her, we become friends I AM NOT the "ideaguy", far from it.
I'm sorry for drawing fan art and giving her 40$,I won't do it again.I'm also sorry Christine, but I think we should just be friends'''
===Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR===
Tings Tings warns Chris that MKR may be associated with the Idea Guy

{{quoteboxteal|Are you in a Discord server with MKR?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Is she feeding you idea guy stuff? You should be VERY cautious of people using that cpu concept to manipulate you.}}
{{quoteboxblue|No.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She has no connection whatsoever with Idea Guy, Lukas or any of the Haters}}
{{quoteboxteal|No, but she could be using what they tried to force you to do harmful stuff.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Kinda like how every troll uses previous methods developed by former troll bike Clyde Cash or Liquad.}}
{{quoteboxblue|She is not forcing me to do anything.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thats good.}}
{{quoteboxblue|Especially anything Bad like that.}}
{{quoteboxblue|promise you.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Just remember, if things get dark or uncomfortable you can always close the window.}}
{{quoteboxteal|I don't wanna see you get hurt.}}
{{quoteboxteal|Thank you☺}}
{{quoteboxteal|Would you be alright if I shared my question and your responses?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Yes you may.}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-02-28T15:18:42Z

TobiasRC: /* Fixed format err.*/

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-02-28T15:18:00Z

TobiasRC: /* Transcription of second chats*/

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-02-24T19:40:20Z

TobiasRC: /* Fixed labeling error */

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==

===Log #1===
{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would acctually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Tings Tingz DMs

2022-02-24T19:25:11Z

TobiasRC: /* Transcribing ss's*/

{{incomplete|Transcriptions of DMs}}

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz. Chris will be represented in blue, while Ting Tingz will be represented in teal.

==Transcription==
Chris's messages are represented in blue, while in Ting Tingz's are in teal
===Log #1===
{{quoteboxteal|I just have to ask, is that prostitution post serious?}}
April 28
{{quoteboxblue|It was, yes}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any customers yet?}}
{{quoteboxblue|Not yet}}
{{quoteboxteal|Have you had any offers?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A few.}}
April 29
{{quoteboxteal|Any you would acctually consider?}}
{{quoteboxblue|A little from column "A" and the latter from column "B".}}
{{quoteboxblue|how are you today?}}
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg|Tings DM'd Chris over Twitter to ask if the [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money|prostitution message]] was serious.

File:TingsTingz_side_of_the_story_readable.jpg|Tings posts DMs with Chris about Cryzel and Magi-Chan and explains why the account was deactivated.
File:Tings on Watch.jpg| Tings was highly suspicious of MKR and warned Chris that people claiming to be CPU Goddesses could be trolls, similar to the original idea guys.
File:Blocked Messages1.jpg| Tings gives up, blocks Chris and shares content. "Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" a line that encapsulates Chris' life.
File:Blocked Messages2.jpg| Tings brings up the kiwifarm's thread on MKR and points at how MKR was making mocking comments, mis gendered Chris and was building a team.
File:Leak1.jpg| Tings sharing additional context, as well as cutting off ties permanently.
File:Leak2.jpg| TFW even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods. [[:File:Wallporn.jpg|Also the ceiling art Chris is talking]]
File:Leak3.jpg|
File:Leak4.jpg| In total that's eighty dollars now given to Chris out of pity.
File:Leak5.jpg| Chris's inner circle discord channel. This was also during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions
File:Leak6.jpg| Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore.
File:Leak7.jpg| Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant).
File:Leak8.jpg|
File:Leak9.jpg|
File:Leak10.jpg| Tings at least tried to actually help Chris get over his delusions.
File:Leak11.jpg|
File:Leak12.jpg|
File:Leak13.jpg|
File:Leak14.jpg|
File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg| The poster the Idea Guys requested.
File:Leak15.jpg|
File:Leak16.jpg|
File:Unrelated DM Question.png| Tings giving her opinion on the Idea Guys.
</gallery></center>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{FanChats}}

Chris and work

2022-02-18T14:29:16Z

TobiasRC: /* Criminal record */

{{Dated|Chris's incest charges}}

{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]

Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>

Since being arrested and jailed on charges of [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts committed with his mother]], and with the possibility of Chris being convicted as a sex offender looming ever larger, there exists a strong likelihood that, in the very near future, Chris will find the very prospect of employment itself to go from extremely difficult to outright impossible; and he'd be especially screwed in such a regard due to having no more safety nets from his fanbase since they've lost sympathy for (and the desire to request commissions from) him.

==Reasons for Chris's refusal to work==
{{Incomplete}}

====External factors====

===Criminal record===

Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has chris managed at least 6 "run-ins" with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.

===Parental Influence===

Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

====Negative experiences with workers and [[manajerks|managers]]====

While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some bad experiences with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.

Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].

====Financial Enablers====
{{Main|Enablers}}
In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has amounts of admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him.

===Internal factors===

====Autism====

Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

==Past Stance on Employment==

In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired.

The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.

==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==

===Wendy's===
{{Main|Wendy's}}

The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that "serves the customers with kind, understanding help", accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with.

===Cutco Cutlery===
{{Main|Cutco}}
The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss "left at summer's end". Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a "Natural Salesperson". After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.

===Other Employers===

Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, and has also held positions he believed signified employment, but was actually mere community service.

==Current Stance on Employment==

{{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}

Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it.
===Job as a Goddess===
Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"]]</ref><ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272</ref> As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.

=== Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===
Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> even before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

As for his incest case, no matter what the outcome of his trial will be, Chris will be forced to register as a sex offender; this will more than likely be the deathblow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be true, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

==Chores==
{{Dated}}
{{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the "heavy burdens" in his life}}

Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.

===Chris loves chores===
[[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|"That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!"]]
[[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]

Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the "hard work" he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the "chores" he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the "hot, hot sun" to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.

Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to "get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk".<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]</ref> He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!<ref>[[A Sonichu Day]]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work.

Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a "house husband", doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in</ref>

===Chris hates chores===
[[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]

Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a "hefty chore" wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a "pack rat", even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he "doesn't know what to do" with any of it.

Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his "[[tugboat]]" for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being "[[Honest Content|honest]]", but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will "be sure to pay the remaining differences next month"!

{{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}

In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Chris and stress]]
*[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

==References==
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{{Dated|Chris's incest charges}}

{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]

Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>

Since being arrested and jailed on charges of [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts committed with his mother]], and with the possibility of Chris being convicted as a sex offender looming ever larger, there exists a strong likelihood that, in the very near future, Chris will find the very prospect of employment itself to go from extremely difficult to outright impossible; and he'd be especially screwed in such a regard due to having no more safety nets from his fanbase since they've lost sympathy for (and the desire to request commissions from) him.

==Reasons for Chris's refusal to work==
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====External factors====

===Criminal record===

Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has chris managed at least 6 "run-ins" with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[jail saga|inscest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.

===Parental Influence===

Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

====Negative experiences with workers and [[manajerks|managers]]====

While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some bad experiences with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.

Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].

====Financial Enablers====
{{Main|Enablers}}
In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has amounts of admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him.

===Internal factors===

====Autism====

Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

==Past Stance on Employment==

In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired.

The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.

==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==

===Wendy's===
{{Main|Wendy's}}

The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that "serves the customers with kind, understanding help", accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with.

===Cutco Cutlery===
{{Main|Cutco}}
The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss "left at summer's end". Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a "Natural Salesperson". After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.

===Other Employers===

Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, and has also held positions he believed signified employment, but was actually mere community service.

==Current Stance on Employment==

{{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}

Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it.
===Job as a Goddess===
Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"]]</ref><ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272</ref> As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.

=== Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===
Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> even before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

As for his incest case, no matter what the outcome of his trial will be, Chris will be forced to register as a sex offender; this will more than likely be the deathblow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be true, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

==Chores==
{{Dated}}
{{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the "heavy burdens" in his life}}

Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.

===Chris loves chores===
[[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|"That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!"]]
[[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]

Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the "hard work" he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the "chores" he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the "hot, hot sun" to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.

Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to "get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk".<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]</ref> He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!<ref>[[A Sonichu Day]]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work.

Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a "house husband", doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in</ref>

===Chris hates chores===
[[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]

Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a "hefty chore" wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a "pack rat", even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he "doesn't know what to do" with any of it.

Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his "[[tugboat]]" for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being "[[Honest Content|honest]]", but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will "be sure to pay the remaining differences next month"!

{{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}

In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Chris and stress]]
*[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

==References==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Fantasies}}

User:TobiasRC

2022-02-14T13:40:11Z

TobiasRC:

Hey! My name is Tobias and I´ve been very interested in Christory for about a year now. I started by watching [[Carpetbagger|Gibi´s]] brief intro to Sonichu video, then began looking at the one true documentary, and eventually found myself editing the cwcki. Ironically enough, part of what makes Chris so interesting is the fact that we both have a deep appreciation for Autistic bullshit. As nasty as she is we just so happen to be similar,even taking similar meds & describing the same sorts of delusions about reality. (although I can say I had enough sense to stop doing shit that made me feel crazy.) I usually just surf through cwcki pages en masse and see if theres any minor changes or holes in the information I can fix. I also transcribe here and there.

tl/dr Chis and I have the same kind of Autism, he´s just made every wrong descision about how to deal with it. Also I like fixing incomplete articles.

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User:TobiasRC

2022-02-11T15:52:14Z

TobiasRC: Created page with "Hey! My name is Tobias and I´ve been very interested in Christory for about a year now. I started by watching Gibi´s brief intro to Sonichu video, then bega..."

Jail Letter - 19 January 2022

2022-02-01T12:52:35Z

TobiasRC:

{{Protip|This letter was - [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|yet]] [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|again]] - in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}}
{{JesusPossession}}
On 19 January 2022, Chris sent a '''tenth letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].

Some highlights of this letter include:

*Chris rants about various misinformation being spread about him online, and attempts to recruit his many followers to avenge him for this.

*Throughout the letter, Chris refers to himself as two separate entities: ("Christine Chan" and the the Goddess Blue Heart)

*Kenneth had sent a set of drawings that he had made to Chris, all of which can be found in the gallery.

*The drawings Kenneth sent him prompts Chris to give further guidelines on what can be considered canon in Sonichu fanworks:
**The fanwork cannot contain any mention of the events that happened in Chris's life from August 1st onwards unless otherwise noted.
**Chris must be a character in the fanwork to some degree. If he is not the main focus, he must be at least a supporting character.
**Neither Chrises can be depicted as being overweight. Even mentioning it is not allowed.
**A specific piece of lore must be considered when writing the fanwork, in that both Chrises were spiritually lost in 2010 until discovering themselves in 2014 and 2017/2018.
**Chris sets very specific guidelines as to how to represent both Chrises' super powers and their superforms.
**The fanwork cannot make Sonichu and Rosechu siblings or related by blood.
**There cannot be any "INCEST WINCEST" between characters - "Thou Gutter Brains among my followers."
**All drawings/writings for the fanwork must be between TV-Y7 and TV-14 in terms of content.
**If a character has no visible genitals or nipples, as they are apparently hidden behind their fur, they can be drawn without clothing, but they must have fur. Clothing is optional for Pokemon species characters.

*Chris has also notably rescinded any further invitations to the Sonichu Temple, as he has not received any phone numbers from the people he wanted to regain contact with ([[the Suitress]], [[The WCT]], and some [[Praetors]]).

*Chris also specifies that Barb was actually his EARTH mother, while Emanuelle is his real mother. However, Christine Chan is not the direct daughter of Emanuelle.

*Chris for some reason feels he needs to clarify that Sonichu Prime and Rosechu Prime are not Jesus, though a part of himeself has been implanted into the Pikachu and Raichu that created them both respectively. He also claims that they are not siblings.

*Chris also gives guidelines on how to donate money to him until he's sent back home, again not elaborating on how he plans on doing this. (All money must been put into a PO box)

==Chris' Response==
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|address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
|county = Orange, VA
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|center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
}}{{quotebox|*This Letter You May Upload Online

Greetings, Kenneth.

I have returned to my Body, once again, and I write personally, today, with a few messages of insights and wisdoms that as many as possible of my followers need to hear now.

Mainly, word has become conscious a heard by my Body of a number of obvious false statements, even with fake, edited, “photographs”, But my Body and I both Know better an positively certain without any doubt the true facts and the outcomes. Awaken, my followers, for these hateful faking individuals mean only to instigate fans drama, and shock, upon you all to make thou prone and easier prey for the Demons, and to be messengers in relaying these to us to instill insecurity and lack of confidence. This is and shall never be the case with I and my Body, for we know better, and we instill this Truth and Light Power unto thee all to clear the Demons away as many as possible and keep the number of Toxic Ones Left Behind Low as so or lower.

I Pray For and Bring Thee Better Lives in Neo Spirituality; Do Not let yourselves become blinded again by Demonics and Sinners.

For if thou all are not able to discern Temptations Lies and Drama from what True and Fact, Ultimately, thou all wouldst be in deep shit and troubles, indeed.}}

{{quotebox|Before closing, a fire more Guidelines for y’all’s written and drawn input for the Sonichu and Rosechu Books, BUT KNOW that nothing Any and All of thee contribute in extensive stories or short stories or tidbit thoughts, to reaffirm for Everyone’s Safety, including yours, ALL not manifested from my experiences and hands as of August 1, 2021, until further personal notice, are Absolutely not Canon with This Timeline and its set of Universes within, or my Book series, until after I personally read/view these over some time after Returning with my living and Safe Immortal Body, to our Home at the Sonichu Temple. On that, in better light of confirmations, I rescend my invitation to the temple for those I have not personally talked with, with their Phone Numbers to in my phone or Address Book. That being stated”

- If I or Christine Chan are Not the central focus of thy stories, you may keep us in as Only Support or Background Characters in Active Duties and Work (She and I mainly Rest within Milliseconds of time with Full Recovery afterwards, and we both Actively meditate innately and consciously; We Are NOT Lazy)
We DO Fight our Battles, Socialize, and Diplomatically Work, Actively and Respectively
- Neither Christine Chan or I are overweight nor fat; There is Absolutely to be No Mention of either word, or Any implications thereof, in regards to us
- Christine Chan and I, respectively were spiritually lost for a time, but She has Found Himself and come around in 2010, And I have starting from 2014, and 2017/2018, and even moreso in the past couples of years, now. Keep those details in mind when writing...}}

{{quotebox|...of either Christine Chan or I.
- I am the Goddess Blue Heart, complete with Goddess Form; Christine Chan is Not with God or Goddess Form, but she is Rank 3 (out of a common maximum of 5) Goddess, in general. Christine Chan has the Female Super Form (shown in “Sonichu” #11) when she Mega Evolves, or goes Super with 7 Chaos Emeralds or 7 Chaotic (S-Chu) Crystal Balls when in either her Human or Sonichu Form. I, hover, have the set typical SOnichu Mega/SUper Form, but my fur color becomes Lavender (and Brown for the back stripes and tail base and my Left Eye Orange and my Right Eye REd. I can also be in Goddess Form and Mega Evolve/Go Super, which that combination would even trump Wally/Flash’s and “Archie” Sonic’s Powers and Abilities, and then some (see the ”Death Battle” simulation of the two for more details.)
- To state Again: while Barbara is my Earth Mom, the GOD Emanuel, is, in fact, my Mother (for your reference). Christine Chan is Not a direct child of Emanuel, however and oviously Not a Jesus Christ direct.
- On that, Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime; Neither of them are Jesus Christ, directly, or whatnot. BUT, Divinely and Spiritually, as opposed to my Body being manifested from one of Emanuel’s Ovum that had been implanted into Barbara’s Ovary; A Piece of Myself had been implanted, respectively, into the Mother Pikachu and the Mother Raichu that gave birth to the pair of male-born Pichus that would become Sonichu and Rosey by the Chaotic Rainbow, and the collision with Super Sonic, in February, 2003 ***I tell you all Direct and True, Now, to clear this Detail up for Good:...}}

{{quotebox|Neither Sonichu Prime or Rosey Rosechu Prime are in Any Form Direct Siblings or Blood-Related, and that is the same in Relations between I or Christine Chan and ANY of the individual Sonichus and Rosechus, including the pair of Primes (Sonichu and Rosey): NO Direct or Blood Relation whatsoever. The Exact Same can be stated between Emanuel and I (in Present or Past Life): Emanuel was/is my Father/Mother, but not in direct blood relations, but in Divine Spirituality. Emanuel Is my Parent as much as I am the Parent of Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. So, to be blunt: THERE WAS/IS ABSOLUTELY NO “INCEST WINCEST” BETWEEN Sonichu, Rosy, Christine Chan, and I IN ANY OF THIS SEXUAL RELATIONS

Thou Gutter Brains among my followers.

*And A Reminder to keep thy writings/drawings under between TV-Y7 and TV-14 Content Guidelines.

- Also, As Long As there is No Portrayl of genitals or nipples, since the species is fur-covered, anyway, ALL Clothing-Attired Sonichus and Rosechus may be drawn without clothing, but Never Without Their Fur. Clothing is optional among the individuals of the Pokemon Species.

*IF thy content can’t be shown on Cartoon Network’s or Nickelodeon’s DAY Hours, ir Does Not Fly with me.

- And refer to the previous letter from my Body for additional Guidelines.}}

{{quotebox|And, at present until my Body’s release from Jail safe return to the Sonichu Temple, any donations to the Inmate Account my Only be Made through Post Office Money Orders for Fastest Processing. In Other words, Go to your Local Post Office and address to me a the Jail’s address. Moneygram is Not Accepted, here.

That is All for No. I do not like to see Anyone of Food or Neutral either Fall into Toxic or Get Left Behind, so Moniter thy Choices and Actions and be conscious NOT to be temped or influenced by Demons. Keep That In Mind, Kenneth Engelhardt.

Stay Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}
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Live Drawing Streams

2022-01-25T15:59:43Z

TobiasRC: Transcript

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'''Live Drawing Streams''' are videos of Chris drawing new pages of Sonichu. All videos contain a description reading:

{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

==05082017==

Chris spends 39 minutes drawing line work for one page of [[Sonichu 11]], the first new page created 561 days after he quit working on the comic in 2015. And in a move rivaling that of the [[Brutal Legend]] video, Chris's voice is not heard throughout the live stream, though the Playroom theme continues to drone on. Clearly it was [[Chris and work|too much of a hassle]] to do a simple mic check before starting the stream, showing that [[Chris and cinematography|old habits die hard]] when it comes to Chris.

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| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]]
| next = [[Live Drawing Streams#05142017|05142017]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|For continued peace of my mind that will keep the drawing spark lit, please Donate or Pledge some money my way. Thank You All for your loyalty, fandom and patience.

Donate directly via PayPal to my email address. Or Pledge to my Patreon.}}

==05142017==

Chris spends 1 hour and 38 minutes drawing, still with the mic off - even though he is seen talking during the livestream. He reveals that he is re-using his technique of including photos of himself for comic panels, which he had done in [[Sonichu 6]]. He requests donations of $10 each through Paypal.me or a pledge on [[Patreon]].

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| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|05082017]]
| next = [[Live Drawing Streams#05152017|05152017]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Please donate directly at http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10. Or you may pledge a monthly amount on my Patreon. My mom and I Really Need more money right now, Please. Thank You All.}}

==05152017==

Chris remembers to use the mic this time. He films himself using Photoshop on a laptop for an hour and a half, putting together a collage of photos of himself and his parents mixed with drawings of the Sonichu klan.

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| next = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.]]
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===Description===

{{quotebox|PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW! http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/5
Thank You}}

[[File:Cwc's sonichu family.jpg|thumb|500px|The end result of hours of drawing and editing.]]

===Transcript===
[''Chris stands in the middle of his room'']--ve fro--from home once again, with another live drawing... special. But except this time, we have already done the drawings, and scanned them into the computer... of which we are going to put... these pictures... onto to the pre... taken... photographs... for my--for the eleventh book. So, right now, I'll be transferring you live to my laptop. (ugh) And I gotta switch the input, well, wait, no I dont- yes I do. Cause I want my Britney Spears to... [Unintelligable] I want my Britney Spears...

Alright so yeah; y´all get to see my laptop for once. Okay so right I have my flashdrive with the photographs for these special portions of the special pannels for these pages... For this- for this video were gonna- were gonna put together the group photo in front of the house.
So anyways im on my external flashdrive... Find the photo...Okay so thats the first photo, and we need to resize it, [ugh] not only for the resolution, but for the width of the page- pannel. And we gotta have the resolutions match, uh so anyways as for to match with what I have so far for a previous idea, I got out me and my mom and my dad I have the picture so I gotta find the file with these cropped out portions that ive already made. I printed these out for my s- for my referance. I may have to do a little erasing on the pictres itself as I put em´ in and of course they´ll be resized, they´ll individually resized to match. Aight so- so thats me, and im bringing in my mom, and the reason her legs look green is because this was a photo taken were she was standing in the garden. But for the sake- but fortunatley these two pictures of my dad and my mom were from the same photograph, except for the sweater, and I had to give her her house coat and I had to give him his sweater cause it was- cause in the book here it was December 2008.

Oh by the way any time during this video... please, please, /please/ donate to the link below in the description of this livestream. I´m only gonna ask that once for right now while I work on this.
Anyways I gotta get it all sized to match so we´re gonna- so we´re [unintelligable] gonna take care of that first and take it- my polygon and zoom in on me first cause I´m in the center of the thing, and were just gonna crop me out... uhm and this is a recent photo sure but you did know that this shirt still did exist back in 2008,
and this is part of the story where I ended up cause I- cause this verion of myself has seen me in the future, which is the present, and I´m gettin´ a head start in 2008 essentiallly so just ignore the braclet on my arm. Just pretend this picture is part of a 2008 group photo. [5:01]
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==06072017==

Chris spends an hour and 44 minutes drawing and coloring a page for the original [[Sonichu 12-9| ''Sonichu #12-9]], which was originally a crossover story between Sonichu and characters from YouTube channel [[DoopieDoOver|Planet Dolan]].

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{{quotebox|Pledge today for sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and autographed copies of my past books.

<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>

Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/1</nowiki>

<nowiki>**Ashleigh Balls's "Love Is Gold" Album playing in background; available for download and Compact Disc.</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===

Live from home, and...I just heard that [[Planet Dolan]]'s doing a drawing competition. So, with what I started as just a cover, I'm gonna do as an entry for the contest--I see it as a [something]-ful opportunity. So without further ado, let's get y'all down to [[Chris and art|my drawing level]].

[Chris aims the camera at the desk. The camera begins wobbling.]

I'm going to put this on my other...

[Chris push a button on a remote, chortles, and adjusts the camera.]

(mumbling) Yeah, make sure... Mm... Uhn... Don't, nowait-- I mean it's down there, not up here.

Anyway, so, in the meantime, I'm puttin' this on my PC so we can enjoy...the music...that I like to listen to.

[Music starts.]

This is music from uh, Ashleigh Ball's new album, Love is Gold. It is very good, seven tracks. My favorite song of it is Shining Colors but all her songs are catchy. So with her music being included, uh, I give credit to her regardless... Uh, this video will not be monetized.

But anyway, um... So with that, what I'm going to do is... I'm making three section, as in what I had in my idea for...amongst the story arcs of my Sonichu / Planet Dolan [[Sonichu 12-9#Production notes|crossover special]]. It'd just be kinda like a preview, like a trailer kinda thing. So, it'd be like... One story arc section there [points at top panel], then another one here [points at middle panel], and then a third one there [points at bottom panel]. And this one-page trailer, "trailer" using quotes, will be my entry into the--into this competition. So without further ado, here's a live art drawing stream.

[2:03]

all right takes me what I think you let's put the top section to two halves to make for the first section of which let's do this sont you and roast you meet Dolan a newbie so let's get sawed you start over here [Music] that's a angling his nice how where he's looking gonna be looking at plant doll at danger dolan right in front of him red cheek their one-year other ear suit [Music] so it's when they're going to shake hands instead of fist bump because the fist bump happened on the coverage so control science shoes right arm in hand and I got is one thing I do when I take it off hand gestures or similar it's like I played out in my mind at least through my hand figure it out for myself see how it looks so okay this is my right hand when it's the gesture so let's see ideally Dolan would have his right hand out like that I think yeah I'd say thumb goes over his fingers go over so yeah thumb over fingers under right all right so let's cut Sonichu's thumb right there and his fingers downward like so leave the flat last one blank so it can make room for Dolan's fingers right up there don't thump right there and we'll draw the fourth finger on subtities pinky and so we'll just extend that arm out come back to Dolan a little bit first I'm going to finish drawing Sasha over here so we're going to get his in his chest and start on his left arm hello scamper I'm busy mice can't buy cats camper just entered I'll give him some petting later all right so Sasha yes then it's in that up gonna finish that skin that skin belly cause brown stripes plus the spikes on its back here's his tail [Music] hmm gonna play like down stand legs let's say like that the suck my shoe I say part of the shoe it's better to me tree or so okay we got Hachi almost done and uh hmm just some simple like that so he's guys left hand down like shaking Dolan's hand with his right with the reference of Dalton over here hmm we'll draw a circle for the head hmm can you even the drawn one eye and then the other [Music] okay so we're going to draw a stick eyebrows it must smile the darn old duck hat [Music] we have put Dolan's arm down as well just cuz he has three fingers let's deal with that give you four fingers I mean resume reason why they gave Mickey Mouse and all the others three fingers was because it was less expensive to draw that compared to torn that fourth finger Garn this so I'm going to get miss foot there and foot there we go nice there's Sonichu and Dolan let's give them a gentle general hey nice to meet you and say hi guys how you doing say hey are you doing okay come he's here stop it [Music] and all in nice to meet you [Music] yeah all right so that going on and then well I guess I won't be able to get roast you and goobie in the picture in the drawing now it's so small yeah but look I get Don say likewise how's it going like mice how's it going [Music] well all right so we got that speech balloon going on hmm where I got a background to definitely show because know we love details hmm but then again the backgrounds on the plant going videos or so minuscule like that so I'm gonna say for the mama we'll just do a simple city background they're standing nearby where the city is on one side of the road the traffic could be going we don't know what plan but doens planet looks like or all the little cows we're gonna add the street lines because it's divided you want cars going one way in the other and we gotta say the outside is like a park they're hanging out there meeting at park across the street from somewhere in the city so we'll get dropped few small buildings across we're outside walk make sure that sidewalks visible some nice room it's barely visible there but anyway so I guess I walk there and make sure the same draw window another window there's a simple door door knobs on the wrong side but who cares I mean nobody knows what these places are right now it's just so alright so this one's a lot this one to be a wine store we're going to put door over here just then this bottom part make it look like make it more obvious that it is a door everything will be coated later and behind the buildings we can add a little bit of roof top there and there's more buildings and we're just few skyscrapers looming over so that's basically simple now let's see for next panel for this two-part preview [Music] can I sell its side that simple idea we're just going to draw their faces I'm just going to zoom in on their faces so we start with his head are still looking each other like that facing each other and so mm-hmm sweet I mean where's my spiel of all up I hope that goes through your low to short wait that's a simple fits hmm actually Paul you did great job on this album and someone let's my gosh a little bit about that hey wait I'm so sorry took his hand back and I'm gonna say his arms his arms still down so there's that Bailey top part with his back spike it's a phone up and then circle for Dolan's head mm-hmm it's just his arms down so this other one because they're just talking and nice thick eyebrows so yeah what one was I personally called ahead me Christine Chandler over in the quick build dimension yeah so I call it ahead I set up this little meet greet and tour of flat Dolan well I'll go ahead and color go ahead Mike and I packed that piece of the hat alright so let's see sine she says [Music] I've been looking for I've have been looking forward to this tour since since Christine since Miss Christine I know how to differentiate that from me and his daughter is bisexual daughter anyway I have been looking for I've I want to try to save room for on the letters [Music] actually you know what nice and some more nice I've been looking forward to this tour my kids and Christine there you go our fans of yours [Music] this tour hmm my family and Christine özil family [Music] or faint our fans of yours [Music] all right so we just melt down off and then let's say simply put four darling we'll say awesome well we got a lot on plate doing let's start with the animation building alright so [Music] you've a lot on plant Dolan let's check out the animation department check out the nomination hmm let's check out the shelf at the building where the show is made where the shows are made hmm let's check out the studio there it is studio Oh something like make sure why don't you hey they have tons in them let's check out the studio so make that speech balloon and trying to separate that promise I choose balloon at the city background my window window not go bill see as much of the doors I can see more of the door of the building with the wide window right visit door knob I'm going to add a window step building and they're good and skyscrapers all right so that's one story arc because we're taking it we're all here except for wildin Simona because they stayed behind in quick fill because they promised to take sandy and subpoena to Busch Gardens a told Santi and his family died and I believe Sarah Sarah rose who she comments to what she says to wild and his family she says hey when their fathers as fast as not as fast as ours are and you got to spit and you got the foot speed that we did it's nearly the same as his you don't need a ball coaster ride you go on your own but obviously wild similar don't run as fast as our main sign chain nose - all right so part two this one idea I had so I'm going to try I'm going to try this in three I'm going to put this into three panels it's more tall than wide it's we're going to do there alright so another idea had so we got hell bent and Blake so the first blanks kind of mmm young essays neutral about it's up he's nutri about the trip so he's not angry yet so and drop Blake with us his eyes so yeah I mean comparing how they would be taught in like their so he's gonna be you know he's looking up yeah it's kind of neutral so it's good make his eyebrows kind of just making horizontal right he's drawing his head of course his head is black so we'll obviously color in the red later alright so what do I want to do with his arm since this is hell-bent coming along he just had hey he just said hey and I how's it going just say oh okay just here on the tour with just on tour with my family and friends and help and just look at the pic and art picking argument son side comment my father always like to pick an argument with me now and then I never was really fond of that it just would piss me off when he tried to pick an argument so let's see and I'm just here hanging on I guess some we can have him with his arms crossed so hmm say so I'm gonna put his hand going over there crossing arms difficult to draw so yeah it's kind of works cool that's good on crossing and it's so his legs bottom strike by mmm this little bit of a little tail good so he'll pack his head will be up here I'm a good goat I mean I look for everybody and plant darling on Twitter and also googled their characters to get their drawing references I know how to draw them yeah so a little easier you know education never knows where cheering cuz we're meeting nollie Shima but doopy ladybot and Ramona are there too hmm mommy well Seema yeah she's the party cast we did not like the male voice after in that last animated video if you can't get Shima but the actual Seema backup for a female voice actor with a kind of a similar deep tone voice what I'm saying anyway richer inform anyway that's for me that I'm personally cheering for hapc do P and ladybot that's me Dukey and ladybot but their words I'd see them all together anyway but - it's about to help it hmm start with join the bottom of his head have a flat shape and as a goatee he has kind of an elf ear just along with devil horns well why not have them both so so here is one horn here's the other so we're just going to write so here's his mouth right there hmm he's not angry yet because he's about to pick the fight with Blake here so leave his eyes kind of top flat and his eyebrows horizontal right so just going on from the eyes and then his hairstyle is purple hair and in the Google result in the Google image I got and I think also on his Twitter the hair his hair is purple don't ask me I thought his head was I thought here was black and hellbent if your hair is actually black that was just the image that just the one image or two then I apologize but in this sample comic we're giving you purple hair anyway so drawn to Nick there's a the colors of his the collars of his jacket hmm let's see what else ain't in here collar of his shirt underneath his jacket didn't miss me buckles hmm I think there's three by guy's hand covered up anyway on this so let's see who all right let's say he has his right in his right arm and hand despite we'll give him a lit cigarette helps us a few puffs of smoke coming from it and I'll gotta say he's pointing this left hand directing to Blake [Music] because he's got a few things say few things to make just four complaints about towards the side to Brandon some of the problems we've had really that's part of his belt mmm say legs there you go all right so giving this thumb this index finger and then the other two on this hand and not long enough there we go all right so it helped us mean the filmmaker so let's see [Music] yes oh yeah he said well I've heard you've got copyright troubles and your books in your creators realm dimension [Music] copyright problems in Christine's real dimension [Music] real life dimension [Music] hmm giving this speech balloon and then like counters he says well we've got all that sorted up it's a silent agreement [Music] all that I can write small but sometimes the long but when you got a word in with a longer words it's just not enough room [Music] and I don't have enough word no ferment me mmm I think I'll skip the typing when I submit this I'll know I want to give this thing full effort but I mean still just not fit words and difficulty proposed speech of speech balloons alright so in a later part stop my knocking help and drags Blake down into his hellhole which literally is hell that's let's say right now there's still above ground [Music] let's give them a Cygnus give them a city background - for now so building and camera angles and put right doorknob the window there Ausmus skyscrapers scraper lines alright that's panel one beginning of that argument [Music] and I forgot one thing I don't have room for he's got a little bit more hair coming down the side of his head over here shoot no I can't think I everything you've once got try anyway all right so all right so right now we're going to zoom in on their heads like we did up there mm mm aw hell pants head and maybe night so I'll give his little little bit ear there here's this goatee make his mouth bigger cuz he's really when yours is frown you really wants to start trouble now [Music] he's really close to his shoulder out that's when we're getting that there all right now we can get back his hair that we forgot to draw there [Music] and then we'll draw a close-up of like just [Music] [Music] okay now like is starting to get his frown on normally he doesn't like to start and I'd like to start an argument or pick white especially since he's been reformed by bubbles but at this point he's like he'll defend his family and friends and creator of course that's me and everything about the water quick bill so he slashed his shoulder for - all right so we got he'll been saying I really Bizet's me all the orders making comment combination of a hedgehog and a mouse [Music] the [Music] and Yuri [Music] you date a combination you taint a combo of it dogs and mice [Music] young two exclamation marks for that trollish piece of hate and now it likes defense his quip is like [Music] I don't like to take arguments [Music] but that's my family you're talking about [Music] that's my family you're hating at [Music] hey net 12 give three exclamation marks blood boiling blood boarding and just you gotta rotate this love and like love like you know give each other they hate I so much was between but a combination the flames and electricity between the halves of them and there's Lehman a thorough the moment [Music] really really angered bring such movies I do [Music] toss some lightning bolts because they're coming I was red cheek now [Music] he's really really angry [Music] in a fist raised [Music] yeah here goes out but this my rage [Music] it'll need fire in his eyes cuz he's got the flames of hell behind him who Shh [Music] we'll turn the flame the hell behind him in on my went as soon as I get his heron whatever else I can fit into this panel done here's the foreground characters come first you want to make sure you can put your background behind everybody [Music] [Music] there's this first [Music] I'll take it loosen up buckle their swimming sure that's there [Music] you gonna knuckle there that's for sure nice isn't it I'm and I hope I didn't just accidentally press the wrong button from that from knocking my controller down we're still on their wrists on there you ever saw on the air alright I've got to music so mmm kind of a mash of opposing as you got it hiding behind am [Music] then here comes the flames behind hell-bent for and that's me of that story our tremor and then I did take a brief moment to cool down if I may [Applause] [Music] [Music] I never want to think I will I mean I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do for the third story our trailer on yeah yeah I wanted to do like kind of a verbal debate between magic Chan and Nitz iam magic ten Silvana stays behind by magic chant he teleports everybody from quick Virginia to plant Dolan jokingly actually located on the other side of the United States that's the joke the actual headquarters being over there so I think for oh yeah and just goes toast just watching them debate he's not putting input at all as they're talking all right so let's just I went to draw close-up of magic Chan and that time copy and paste what I have you pasted this stuff like it'll work [Music] as you see with the idea being since nityam is the Lord of the Dead and magic chant is psychic they would be able to have kind of a meaningful discussion about life death and maybe museums goals as or the dead still up for debate what NIT cm would say because that's commenting on how magic an appropriately responds yes so those right arm cause he's in a meditate seat same position [Music] now his hand on one leg [Music] and on the other leg hmm still trying to still point down from and pathetically raising my anger [Music] eight minutes oh shoot yes the lake is crossing his legs of course those let's past Vince's suck and we need to give them this tail [Music] and then withdraw Mitsy I'm over here placing match in hmm it's gone I've got kind of an oddly shaped head from the image I found especially with this hairstyle to go with it so we'll start there's ice and his bushy eyebrows his nose down there and I guess its tongue would be gray that's my guess I don't I can't say off top of my memory because it comes to top 10 videos when I do paper I do watch the aunt wants the animations and whatnot I miss a detail sometimes honey I should like clip miss pay attention to the details some pay attention to the script it's somewhat important right so drawers hairdos guys put down hmm and see give him his neck I'd give him a bit more hair behind him from the collar of his armor gel coat whatever is that shoulder pad on both sides ah Joon too close no I will just his arm to his side for the moment there so withdraw his other arm the guy give him is unrequited unnecessary pectoral images and he needs his ears [Music] right so like I remember what not I remember oh and those toast just speculating [Music] hi son waiter both way up in the sky net they're both high up in the sky so we so when I get to the back when I could draw a few clouds all right sorry way speculate saw being dead is awesome and he agrees with him to a point but then I mean like I remember when my magic chance points because he made a good point I just came member I said there ah [Music] I think I'm starting to get a memory considering you are Lord of the Dead do you can see yourself lord over their souls [Music] see [Music] Lord of their souls the way I see it [Music] you write you reign over the deceased bodies [Music] [Music] and you conserve those at your command [Music] all those bodies without their souls [Music] [Music] [Music] and I'm just going to speculate on what how knits ium would reply to a question like that get their side of the page here let's see I think I imagined he would respond [Music] well you see well I do command the dead bodies [Music] [Music] hmm and those bodies are without their souls [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm then he thinks for a moment hmm now their souls I'm all of the dead bodies but their souls are up long have long left those bodies when I come to claim those bodies [Music] Peter reincarnated up in heaven our Hale I'm just going to the dead bodies hmm [Music] all right so he's thinking all this and his name his mind while he's processing this questioning of him being totally Lord of the Dead all right so we put a little space for his moot group room for thought his thinking [Music] and a hint in initially and response' you prove Rebecca you prove of great points [Music] you prove a great point as the souls and spirits are still alive [Music] and we'll just leave at that and I'm going to draw cloud there mmm the clout there and now we can do background because we just give them one portion because here this is one portion of their debate show discussion now we can now I'm just going to come back to the ps4 and put for a moment I just want to make sure we're still on the air we'll color this in we're still on the air oops all right let me get my markers and we'll color everybody in I like to color the characters in first and foremost and I like to try using going through these in the same color where it is respectively throughout until when I have exhausted the need for that one color so we're starting with the flesh tone put-down starting on the first sides your drawing here and Saatchi and Dolan has no flesh on eyes no push tone on him so we'll move on then it's turn down to the next size shoe and like yes he has at that color on his mouth area and his arms as well so we'll take care of all that hmm we'll take this small bits and get to him over here and of course my dad chin [Music] all right pick another color we'll go with the basic yellow but because it's a minor detail all detail but one that should not be missed regardless magic Chan's eyes are yellow so we go ahead take care of that and then we'll talk Oh in sideshow in this panel [Music] and by the way in case you and just to put into a kind of a perspective this is essentially a normal thought process of a go through as I drawn right each actual page in my book so if you ever wonder for yourselves how long it takes for me to draw and color a page you can start the timer when I started drawing this page and up to when I made the last hand contact point in the bottom there say that's the time and then to separate you can mark the time when I pulled out my markers and I started the coloring process you combine those two times that would be a nest a rough estimate how long it takes me to color to draw right and color a full page in my books I say we're going to do green for the eyes I know it's a tedious it's kind of a it's a long process considering but when you consider all the details throughout and the folk and the final product being finished event soon enough it's worth it love colors did it the day yeah we got the red so we're going to hmm coloring going to give help in his reddish glow Oh his eyes are yellow too I see this is a thing this is an earth thing but I got a do character I'm doing a new character and I'm not familiar not have it drawn that character as often as often as my main characters it's a whole new thing for me to add to my get used to list that's one I do want to work around and get used to anyhow say wait to continue coloring room help at his reddish glow [Music] kamesh tongue [Music] we'll get to the roof of the colors of the roof of their mouth later by bringing that one darker shade of red like using for that particular in Santa one miss a piggy tail so that's his bottom stripe and that's the end of his mince and it was tail and then I realize I should draw on his tail going upward now well in aspect you could say his tail is going straight out [Music] it's like an open interpretation right there anyway mmm oh but also I try so when coloring or drawing with my pen well moreover on the coloring aspect I tried to go from left to right as I am right-handed oh so I don't accidentally get the ink on my hand [Music] take notes my nerdlings cuz these are valuable assets of knowledge that you can take I can you can attribute for yourself in your own drawing skills that you learn throughout your lifetime not taking a lot of our classes throughout my lifetime and that's written regardless of my final abilities being considerably childlike it's still a skill that I own especially with the markers and whatnot and you couple that with the autism and attention to details yada-yada-yada attention deficit disorder it kind of bounces out really [Music] but again that's their own interpretation to make as you will versus what I have in my noggin for my own perception [Music] don't have to color in there Mouse here cuz is there he's just showing your teeth [Music] Oh just scowling that stares to where the day right there scowling [Music] not the a it's a word of the day if you don't know that word then they go it's your word of the day scowling let me lead at the bottom of his eyes on color because their foot there and flamed with the orange colored because he's that angry [Music] we'll get that little bit and so thinking about then I take the darker shade of red and I take the orange oh I missed a spot yeah pay attention to the script it's somewhat important you never got to come and magic chance tongue - this is why you pay attention to the script if you don't want to miss a detail hi Mike oh right mouth coloring so dark a sheet of red on inside of mouth and now the orange for to accentuate the flames the bang of upset and anger and Blake's eyes there yeah yeah when it comes to selecting the color I go with the colors of the first thing I'm going to color in and then I just relate that now on so that step I'm going to go with my very charged blue and get that out of the way because I like doing the make sure I got all the brighter colors either way before I do anything the black or brown is if I code if I did the reverse I could accidentally get brown on the lighter color I don't think we have any this shade of blue on match and so we're good to go or do the brown next for the stripes on this soon is back his tail right there this one right here does anybody else need the brown go south needs brown but it's a lighter shade because he's not burnt to a crisp that's so I am complete I say plaque for the very last color throughout regardless because that's the darkest color of all you don't want to get that anywhere on any of your other marker colors so with that we'll go with a dark shade of blue as that it's not only a color of certain portion a Magi-Chan but also Dolan's hat [Music] hey does anybody see my hat I can't go out anywhere without my hat then I just look like Zahra gamba put our beard if you shave this year but we both look alike could you be able to tell us apart yeah he's washed down oh yeah there you go free imitation of Dolan free vocal imitation at Dolan [Music] mmm anybody else checking hell-bent as well let miss spot there mmm I guess I got everybody with the shade of blue all right so ever got next I say black the last hmm I'd say we go with the boil purple he also kind of has the yo reddish color there um let's see I think that was either I think that was this shade or I can't forget which one I use it's probably this one or yeah that does not look like the wine it's kind of more like the shade of purple hmm I'm just going to sneak that in and see how it looks it see it looks sing huh I guess I remember correctly that is the shade that is the correct color for hellbent shirt because when did I draw this I do this on the 30th which was a week in the day ago drew and colored that same day yeah we want to just go ahead and color and tell bents shirt guys his colors black ah off its it later because black supersedes all other colors as it being the darkest and you put black over any color why does it changed - it just all goes directly to black do not pass go do not collect $200 three cents or but the donuts alright so now doing the world purple this is the color we're using for help it's hair as that was the original shipment was yes is the darkest shade of purple I have so propo or black this close and again if it is black guy if this here your hair is black help it I sincerely apologize you can collect me later [Music] I just felt that office I felt like I needed to fix that then the side side way view panel now if I actually had this head Malone horizontally I had done this without having to rotate the page that's neither here nor there right now because it's already done [Music] also the situation as to why we have these pre-drawn four lines to make the rectangle of this particular piece of paper is actually a neutral well upgrade will recently to be reminiscent of mmm DPR of pixels 1325 by 2050 that is the rector is the usage for that of when I upload the pages to my publishers website that is the page size for those book those comic book pages and so since we got the purple ending on magic Chan we're going to swap to the lavender and finish coloring magic Chan over here so anyway with these all free with the lines pre-drawn all round and foot and foot a copy in that sense [Music] versus if I use the whole sheet of paper when scanning the page into the computer it would cut off from the edges anyway so it's just easier to have the lines they are already then it's more accurate to the page and verses the original size I have let's actually this one on the back this originally was about that's how you see it's wider almost as tall and as you can see in books 0 through 10 and up to the new up to episode 23 Simon shoe and banana funcle' in book eleven after that's published yeah the previous the past pages will been like originally widescreen but then smushed horizontally so from here on so from 23 on outs to since we got that page size page dimensions set then they don't end up looking so horizontally smushed that's the idea [Music] and I'm going to go ahead coloring ghost toast with the lightest shade of brown I have which is this coffee it comes out looking like coffee so I call my coffee my coffee brown go there you go toasty bud all right finishing hell-bent jackets need some new gray mm his cuffs are gray and we dunk we can't see his belt buckle so it's not a karma thing hmm I like using the pen for shading for coloring in the pupils of the eyes versus using a marker to color that in as in it reflects more emotionally out of from the eyes using the pen in that sense and it's seen its ium has lots of gray on him even to use a darker even to use darker shade teens up using both my shades of gray so we'll go ahead and color him in now he's going with the lighter shade they go respectively his head is all this light shade but surely is inside of his mouth is a darker shade put my shade on where to go on his battle suit whatever he wants to call it on his ears are this light grey too [Music] my color around his bushy eyebrows in the edge of his head shape oops we'll finish coloring mitzi on with the kind of forest green but will gain the darker gray areas first now there's a mouth now go ahead get your other shoulder and then the rest of his [Music] [Music] okay that's all the gray now to get in his green highlights to finish calling Kim in all together [Music] alright then just giving out our look over will finish calling the characters now with the block we cut we got all the other color aspects in so now we're ready to use the black when we go in the ears nose Dolan's hat rim and his thing that's going to get that give me layered on my and yes help add to this and his eyebrows and his jacket and belt [Music] [Music] you won't be able to see his puffs of smoke from here on out but if you're watching this video before actually seeing this image is drawing after it skinned out and his shirt-collar then you have definitely appreciate the fact that those puffs of smoke were there and that's what happens when you color over pen ink with black marker that's at your own risk one minor detail but one thing we can do to accentuate that that is a cigarette we can emphasize the ash Hado spot of light grade take care of that [Music] super tips available from Crayola [Music] they'll be a while before I get those scented markers super tip markers back or nurse said those bring back the super spring right the scented super tips Crayola because those were good especially in the shade and actually match with what I was using previously versus but you repackaged more recently oh I missed a spot with a blush color a sorbet I'm busy right now baby I give you some petting culling later not right now it's definitely still too early to feed you I feed you I fed you less a couple hours ago all right so I'll calm down I'll give you some more love later cuz I'm busy right now ring definitely tied to stick sex uh a steady hand as possible and skill to get in all these little tiny stage [Music] the concentration helps to don't make this a cat video sorbet you stay off my desk side boy shit boy shitty boy forever ever ever let my family are talking about [Music] thank you [Music] and after we get all these blacks colored in we'll color in the background parts because like I said it's important to having all your characters colored first cuz you know how to do them and you gotta stretch your mind a little bit to remember what you have going on in the background so you know what to color them when you get to that point anyway that's part of my process and there's another one there's another spot a nest yeah well yeah help put up on this just might be true it's that little thing yeah Blake's on to you are ya up black but the shades of black if not darker [Music] and that's why the salad arm shades of grey' versus react because gray is brighter than black you can add more you can AB I make sure it's a black can you have before it just looks like smoke with sunshine Bart gleaming through it from a fire somewhere and even then it could still look great also [Music] [Music] ah Sam has no black required so we just color in the black on magic chin find a once-over on the page and then yeah that's all the characters now we can color in the background telling the background let's start by calling in the windows of the clip more close buildings but this shade of blue because it's daytime if it was nighttime I'd be painting them yellow cause the lights will be on on the inside of the building [Music] men is this building over here your dish we know hmm I'm gonna leave the background of this panel blank because it's been in between the normal back information know what we have without any emotion going on and then followed by heated with emotion we'll just for a moment for a while with the doors we'll get them all these dandelion colored doorknobs where we can find the doorknobs and they will all be red wood this is a reddish round we have here and this is what the scented markers this one is a Cynthia shade is cinnamon scented so that's their term for this reddish brown cinnamon it's all about in the color wheel and all them very ingredients you see when you select your shade you want in any artistic program hmm and then what else do you wanna do now I have the laser lemon I like using this because I like using this sometimes force and the brightest shade of sand because after this shade gets scanned in it becomes a sand look so we're going to use this for the color of sidewalk here [Music] you know this is Partizan walk you know we're behind like and hell-bent and give that a laser lemon to and for the program for the fact that becomes sand like at once at one point so what so many years ago I wear pants on I love Kurtz aren't you with leis and lemon well obviously that did not work out so well like that so that's one went with one shade up to better to a little berry yellow and so we're going to leave the median line white and just paint the room and just cleared the road the darker gray ya realize my mistake nice end of standing over on the first part so I gotta make it all consistent and I don't want to say for the sake of the background with all the varying buildings therein make them all darker gray because I supposed to be daytime so for the buildings in the background who use the lighter gray and after that I'll decide one want to paint the buildings in the foreground because when you're talking about all the varying buildings in the farther background I slept up to your interpretation just like the people you don't know exactly who or what they each are aside from being men women or however address to identify you mostly go neutral with that just like it go with the buildings behind you I'll make the mark on neutral as well as they more or less look similar to the distant few points [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] and one thing that I ended up do end up doing sometimes when I'm drawing and coming for a while I get in the mental zone and I just zoned out for a little bit it's good that's just one thing while right along for when you're drawing or coloring that specific part you know what you're doing you're going with the flow it's good it's very good good for you if you're at that time that perspective you're blocking out all other things outside of you when you're in that mindset you're in the zone I'm going to go ahead and color in the grass here to dull in science you're standing on I'm going to take the lightest shade of green I have and colored that in because once again it's daytime [Music] now for the buildings up front here hmm design decisions decisions what color do I want to make these particular buildings that are in the middle ground between the four and the farthest background so many decisions but in this one I think I'm going to go with the dark shade of red to make the ones on the left and the right brick light and here we'll do it up a little bit I'm going to make the middle building kind of gray and the roof from the roofs of these buildings will make them recover the darker gray [Music] during this one building - it totally up to you your city your building unless it's a specific building that you're going further into developing like a museum then just leave it as whatever you like just make it look differing or whatever so good [Music] I'm gonna go ahead and color in these rooftops [Music] it definitely differentiates the foreground buildings versus the tall skyscrapers behind them all how they work are in the middle building we're gonna help and there are detail we looked I go back and fits this one and just for hell that will cover both those buildings the light shade of gray [Applause] [Music] [Music] little bit behind yell bass book [Music] alright done all that done now we start on this complex background behind help ends in flake mixture of fire and lightning what we're going to do is start with the brightest color which that would be the yellow for all the lightning bolts we're just going to fill those in the ones are emanating from Blake's cheeks as well as these obvious ones right here [Music] yeah I think I'll do good mmm let's see make it look like menacing Thunder to thunderstorm coming about so yes we'll make the remainder of the background a midnight blue so being careful is to go around the outline with these new lightning bolts thunderstorms are coming lake is really really angry [Music] I'm sure they'll come up much more cleared at least after scan the difference between the black and the midnight blue I could see it right off that's directly an aspect of autism that apparently autistic people can see the colors more brightly more vividly than the neurotypical person could but again that's wasn't the video information was in the video I saw recently I will not come I will not confirm or deny it I don't know all the details that's an aspect that needs to that could be experimented list between an average a number of set number of people with autism and a set number of neurotypical people [Music] maybe I can be something the Mythbusters could get on the new generation of Mythbusters [Music] hee hee [Music] okay that takes care of Blake's half now with hell-bent because we're talking about fire in the background we'll go with the bowl shape the two shades of orange I have hmm yeah and plus the bright shade of red so we'll go ahead use the red for the bottom because that's where the flames are started and that's darkest and that's source the flames and we'll go up to the darker range floor up to a certain point going up the flames and concern since it's since red blends well with orange because orange is a mixture of yellow and red that's okay to mix with the red since Red's darker but you definitely don't want to mix it with yellow and that would just make her neck bunch of yellow orange more darker you don't want to do that especially if you want reference difference between lightning and fire yes I think I'm going to leave it there and then we'll go with our brightest orange and filling the remainder of this background this one smells like orange oranges all right we're almost done with this piece all we have left is to color the sky behind magic Chan and knit Siong so we'll take the brightest shade of blue I have here between where it goes start being more blue and where it becomes blue green or turquoise sky blue [Music] it's kind of a straightforward process from here it's sunk because to avoid the clouds that remain white it's one cup it's one singular color and it is good [Music] you can lose yourself while your don't buy your coloring in the bulk color of a background and once again being in the zone there it is good [Music] in [Music] [Music] I'm done with this one piece you doopy doopy doopy doopy tada and then since this is a not official comic page but more like a trailer and it is a piece I put my name on it no idea baby and I did it and there you go and this right here is what I will be submitting to plant darling for the little contest and I'll just go back to the PlayStation make sure we're still on here all right good and I believe that would be that will do it for now so thank you everyone for watching this live stream and I look forward to five dull in reviewing this for dares for their submission everyone else have a great safe night day whatever it is time zone

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Tarot

2022-01-19T19:21:12Z

TobiasRC: /* List of Cards Chris Drew */

{{quote|I have drawn a card for all of you; today, your card is Audience. I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime. |Chris, after drawing the Abundance card.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Another Tarot card]]</ref>}}

The '''tarot''' is a pack of playing cards that have been used for divination since the late 18th century. Chris owns a colorfully illustrated set known as the Osho Zen Tarot. Unlike a standard 78-card tarot deck, this one has a 79th card depicting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneesh Osho], a cult leader who endorsed this set and whose followers were responsible for a bioterror attack and assassination attempt on a United States Attorney in the mid 1980s.

Chris apparently began a hobby of daily tarot readings on [[June 2021|June 3, 2021]]. He would draw a random card from the deck and interpret its meaning to his Twitter followers (referring to them as the Collective), and would also draw a card for himself. Sometimes he would draw two or three cards. He drew a Schizophrenia card for the collective two days in a row on June 23 and 24, and again on July 3, which may be an ominous sign for the rest of us.

In mid July, the tarot cards provided some comfort for Chris as he mourned the death of [[Snoopy]], drawing the Maturity card for the Collective and the Healing card for himself on July 16. Twitter users accused him of misusing cards and selecting them himself rather than drawing them randomly.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1416031253128794113</ref>

The final card would be drawn on July 30, Turning In. Chris would be arrested the next day, beginning the [[Jail Saga]]. It is unknown whether Chris has attempted any card-based divination since his incarceration began, though he is known to play solitaire on a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Personally Blessed]] Turkish prayer rug.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

==List of Cards Chris Drew==
{{Incomplete}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Chris' Tarot Cards
|-
! Card Name !!class=unsortable| Chris/Coll. !! Order Drawn !! Date Drawn !!class=unsortable|Chris's Interpretation
|-
|Aloneness
|Collective
|13/22
|June 16/ June 26
|You each have an inner light that brightens and shows your path to the next steps. Caution./ Let that which is toxic with you, as an individual, go.
|-
|Audience (Abundance)
|Collective
|2
|June 4
|I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime.
|-
|Burden (The)
|Collective
|3
|June 5
|Acknowlage that which weighs you down; lighten your burden.
|-
|Comparison
|Collective
|23
|June 27
|You are not ultimatley to compare yourself with others, but to compare ourselves to ourselves.
|-
|Control
| Collective
|8
|June 10
| Some to a bunch of you have been taking control of your life (for better or good). Now is time to step back an take it easy.
|-
|Courage
| Collective
|16
| June 19
| There is pain and struggle within the self-transformations amoungst you all.
|-
|Creator (The)
|Collective
|26
|June 30
| You have found yourself and have achived a sense of spiritual maturity. Express yourself with this within you.
|-
|Dream (The)
|Chris
|3<ref group = "note">This card was drawn at the same time as "The Burden", hence it is also numbered "3".</ref>
|June 05
|No interpretation given.
|-
|Friendliness
|Collective
|18
|June 22
|You are becoming less focused on the drama of others & more focused on being kind and more accepting.
|-
|Going With The Flow
| Unspecified
|10
| June 12
| Go with the flow. On one perspective, everything is working out around all of us.
|-
|Guidance
| Collective
|9
| June 11
| You have been charged and considerably reborn after the solar eclipse, and the void of time between it and the lunar eclipse. Your inner voice is stroger today; listen to it.
|-
|Innocence
|Collective
|4
|June 06
| Enjoy the simplicities of innocence; be like child like as you may, and count your blessings.
|-
|Integration
|Chris/Collective
|1
|3 June
| Interpritation is left up to you.
|-
|Letting Go
|Collective
|24
|June 28
|Letting go of any remaining toxic individuals and habits, or those you have lost recently & long ago.
|-
|Mind
|Collective
|12
|June 15
|Check your mind/body connections, and don´t overthink yourself towards a head trip.
|-
|Past Lives
|Collective
|25
|June 29
|Find your deepest intelligence in your past lives, between two metaphorical rainbow lizards of knowing and unknowing.
|-
|Possibilities
|Collective
|21
|June 25
|There are many choices and paths to choose from.
|-
|Postponement
|Collective
|15
| June 18
|Some to all amoungst you all who have remaining thoughts and ideas that are preventing your respective desired outcomes from happening sooner.
|-
|Projections
|Collective/Chris
|14
|June 17
| Recognizing what is true and separating the illusions from it. ( This specifically applies to the iron curtain.)
|-
|Schizophrenia
|Collective/Collective
|19/20
|June 23/June 24
|Follow your heart and instincts; when conflicted by 2 options, pick the 3rd./ Conflicting issues to be heart and instinct-guided away from.
|-
|Sharing
|Collective
|7
|June 09
| Share positive energy & kindness with everyone. A moment of genuine kindness goes far.
|-
|Sorrow
|Collective
|5
|June 07
| You may be in deep thoughs or feeling such an emotion. This is a time for potential transformation for yourself.
|-
|Sorrow
| Collective
|17
|June 21
|Major self-transformation soon.
|-
|Success
| Collective
|6
| June 08
| Finding realizations and unique insights within yourself. Your tasks continue onward in enlightenment.
|-
|Turning In
|Collective/Collective
|11/
|June 14/July 30
| Today is the day to meditate for a while and being in the moments./You are encouraged to withdraw from any and all dramas.
|}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:June16AlonenessCard.jpg|Aloneness
File:June4TarotAudience.jpg|Audience
File:June5TarotTheBurden.jpg|The Burden
File:June27ComparisonCard.jpg|Comparison
File:June10ControlCard.jpg|Control
File:June19CourageCard.jpg|Courage
File:June30CreatorTarotCard.jpg|The Creator
File:June5TarotTheDream.jpg|The Dream
File:June12FlowCard.jpg|Flow
File:June22FriendlinessCard.jpg|Friendliness
File:June11GuidanceCard.jpg|Guidance
File:June6InnocenceCard.jpg|Innocence
File:June3TarotCard.jpg|Integration
File:June28LettingGoTarotCard.jpg|Letting Go
File:June15MindCard.jpg|Mind
File:June29PastLivesTarotCard.jpg|Past Lives
File:June25PossibilitiesTarotCard.jpg|Possibilities
File:June18PostponementCard.jpg|Postponement
File:June17ProjectionsCard.jpg|Projections
File:June23SchizoCard.jpg|Schizophrenia I
File:June24SchizoCard.jpg|Schizophrenia II
File:June9SharingCard.jpg|Sharing
File:June7SorrowCard.jpg|Sorrow
File:June8SuccessCard.jpg|Success
File:June14TurningInCard.jpg|Turning In
</gallery>
</center>

==Notes==

<references group = note/>

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}

Tarot

2022-01-19T18:24:33Z

TobiasRC: /* List of Cards Chris Drew */

{{quote|I have drawn a card for all of you; today, your card is Audience. I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime. |Chris, after drawing the Abundance card.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Another Tarot card]]</ref>}}

The '''tarot''' is a pack of playing cards that have been used for divination since the late 18th century. Chris owns a colorfully illustrated set known as the Osho Zen Tarot. Unlike a standard 78-card tarot deck, this one has a 79th card depicting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneesh Osho], a cult leader who endorsed this set and whose followers were responsible for a bioterror attack and assassination attempt on a United States Attorney in the mid 1980s.

Chris apparently began a hobby of daily tarot readings on [[June 2021|June 3, 2021]]. He would draw a random card from the deck and interpret its meaning to his Twitter followers (referring to them as the Collective), and would also draw a card for himself. Sometimes he would draw two or three cards. He drew a Schizophrenia card for the collective two days in a row on June 23 and 24, and again on July 3, which may be an ominous sign for the rest of us.

In mid July, the tarot cards provided some comfort for Chris as he mourned the death of [[Snoopy]], drawing the Maturity card for the Collective and the Healing card for himself on July 16. Twitter users accused him of misusing cards and selecting them himself rather than drawing them randomly.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1416031253128794113</ref>

The final card would be drawn on July 30, Turning In. Chris would be arrested the next day, beginning the [[Jail Saga]]. It is unknown whether Chris has attempted any card-based divination since his incarceration began, though he is known to play solitaire on a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Personally Blessed]] Turkish prayer rug.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

==List of Cards Chris Drew==
{{Incomplete}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Chris' Tarot Cards
|-
! Card Name !!class=unsortable| Chris/Coll. !! Order Drawn !! Date Drawn !!class=unsortable|Chris's Interpretation
|-
|Aloneness
|Collective
|13/22
|June 16/ June 26
|You each have an inner light that brightens and shows your path to the next steps. Caution./ Let that which is toxic with you, as an individual, go.
|-
|Audience (Abundance)
|Collective
|2
|June 4
|I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime.
|-
|Burden (The)
|Collective
|3
|June 5
|Acknowlage that which weighs you down; lighten your burden.
|-
|Comparison
|
|23
|
|
|-
|Control
| Collective
|8
|June 10
| Some to a bunch of you have been taking control of your life (for better or good). Now is time to step back an take it easy.
|-
|Courage
| Collective
|16
| June 19
| There is pain and struggle within the self-transformations amoungst you all.
|-
|Creator (The)
|
|26
|
|
|-
|Dream (The)
|Chris
|3<ref group = "note">This card was drawn at the same time as "The Burden", hence it is also numbered "3".</ref>
|June 05
|No interpretation given.
|-
|Friendliness
|
|18
|
|
|-
|Going With The Flow
| Unspecified
|10
| June 12
| Go with the flow. On one perspective, everything is working out around all of us.
|-
|Guidance
| Collective
|9
| June 11
| You have been charged and considerably reborn after the solar eclipse, and the void of time between it and the lunar eclipse. Your inner voice is stroger today; listen to it.
|-
|Innocence
|Collective
|4
|June 06
| Enjoy the simplicities of innocence; be like child like as you may, and count your blessings.
|-
|Integration
|Chris/Collective
|1
|3 June
| Interpritation is left up to you.
|-
|Letting Go
|
|24
|
|
|-
|Mind
|Collective
|12
|June 15
|Check your mind/body connections, and don´t overthink yourself towards a head trip.
|-
|Past Lives
|
|25
|
|
|-
|Possibilities
|
|21
|
|
|-
|Postponement
|Collective
|15
| June 18
|Some to all amoungst you all who have remaining thoughts and ideas that are preventing your respective desired outcomes from happening sooner.
|-
|Projections
|Collective/Chris
|14
|June 17
| Recognizing what is true and separating the illusions from it. ( This specifically applies to the iron curtain.)
|-
|Schizophrenia
|
|19
|
|
|-
|Schizophrenia
|
|20
|
|
|-
|Sharing
|Collective
|7
|June 09
| Share positive energy & kindness with everyone. A moment of genuine kindness goes far.
|-
|Sorrow
|Collective
|5
|June 07
| You may be in deep thoughs or feeling such an emotion. This is a time for potential transformation for yourself.
|-
|Sorrow
|
|17
|
|
|-
|Success
| Collective
|6
| June 08
| Finding realizations and unique insights within yourself. Your tasks continue onward in enlightenment.
|-
|Turning In
|Collective/Collective
|11/
|June 14/July 30
| Today is the day to meditate for a while and being in the moments./You are encouraged to withdraw from any and all dramas.
|}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:June16AlonenessCard.jpg|Aloneness
File:June4TarotAudience.jpg|Audience
File:June5TarotTheBurden.jpg|The Burden
File:June27ComparisonCard.jpg|Comparison
File:June10ControlCard.jpg|Control
File:June19CourageCard.jpg|Courage
File:June30CreatorTarotCard.jpg|The Creator
File:June5TarotTheDream.jpg|The Dream
File:June12FlowCard.jpg|Flow
File:June22FriendlinessCard.jpg|Friendliness
File:June11GuidanceCard.jpg|Guidance
File:June6InnocenceCard.jpg|Innocence
File:June3TarotCard.jpg|Integration
File:June28LettingGoTarotCard.jpg|Letting Go
File:June15MindCard.jpg|Mind
File:June29PastLivesTarotCard.jpg|Past Lives
File:June25PossibilitiesTarotCard.jpg|Possibilities
File:June18PostponementCard.jpg|Postponement
File:June17ProjectionsCard.jpg|Projections
File:June23SchizoCard.jpg|Schizophrenia I
File:June24SchizoCard.jpg|Schizophrenia II
File:June9SharingCard.jpg|Sharing
File:June7SorrowCard.jpg|Sorrow
File:June8SuccessCard.jpg|Success
File:June14TurningInCard.jpg|Turning In
</gallery>
</center>

==Notes==

<references group = note/>

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}

Tarot

2022-01-19T15:45:12Z

TobiasRC: /* List of Cards Chris Drew */

IRC:Contents

2022-01-04T19:29:40Z

TobiasRC: /* Rules */

Welcome to the IRC namespace related to accessing [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] on irc.rizon.net:7000. This is intended to help IRC users get shit done or learn how to do things.

'''Notice''': If you're familiar with IRC, then you MUST register your nickname (and sign in) with Rizon before you are able to join #sonichu.

If [[Chris]] can do it, SO CAN YOU!

==Discord==
To be hip and cool (and due to the internet being filled with slow in the minds who cant set up IRC), the CWCki now has a [https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz Discord server].

If you're an editor here, let a moderator or administrator know when you join so you can get a cool role and access to some sooper sekrit channels.

Incase you want to use IRC, it is still alive but not very active.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What happens in the IRC? ==
Usually nothing Chris related. At best, Chris references.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Does Chris ever come here? ==
<font size="184">'''NO.'''</font>

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Care and Proper Feeding of your IRC ==
===Clients===
*Browser based: [http://01.chat.mibbit.com/ Mibbit], [http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ Chatzilla (Firefox extension)]
*Windows: [http://www.mirc.com/ mIRC], [http://www.hydrairc.com/ HydraIRC]
*Mac: [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy]
*Anything: [http://irssi.org/ irssi], [http://xchat.org/ X-Chat]
'''REMEMBER TO SET YOUR CLIENT OF CHOICE TO THE RIZON (irc.rizon.net:7000) SERVER!'''

===Registering and logging in===
To register, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]''' This will allow you to pick a username.
*'''/msg nickserv register [PASSWORD] [E-MAIL]''' This will register that username.
*'''/msg nickserv confirm [PASSCODE]''' Check your e-mail for the passcode and you're done!
To log-in, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]'''
*'''/msg nickserv identify [PASSWORD]'''
Now type '''/join #sonichu''' and you're in!

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] When you first join ==
Due to many new people joining (and a majority of them being complete idiots), you may have to endure some hostility. Just act normal. Hopefully you're normal.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do and not to do ==
===Rules===
*If you're a meme-spouting ass-hole, get out.
*If you're constantly asking Chris questions, maybe check the CWCki first.
*Just act normal and you'll probably be fine unless you have no idea what normal is.
*Respect authority (unless you want to get beaten).

=== How to get banned ===
*Being a [[white knight]].
*Evading a ban.
*Being disruptive.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do if you're banned ==
Take it up with [[User talk:Canine|Canine]] (PM him).

== External links ==
*[https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz Discord]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=13 Essential reading]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=11 Rizon FAQs]

[[Category:IRC]]

Chris and...

2021-11-08T13:26:55Z

TobiasRC: /* Sexuality */

The purpose of this article is to provide a [[wikipedia:Metro International|Metro]]/[[wikipedia:20 minutes (France)|20 minutes]]-style<ref>[[wikipedia:Metro International|Metro]] and [[wikipedia:20 minutes (France)|20 minutes]] are names of a number of [[wikipedia:Free newspaper|free newspapers]] that are distributed to commuters in major cities, such as New York, London, and Paris. The newspapers are usually designed to be read on the go, summarising the main news and sport, and other notable developments such as entertainment and travel.</ref> summary of the life and thoughts of '''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]''', also simply known as '''Chris'''. Chris is a {{age|1982|02|24}}-year old autistic manchild who is the creator of [[Sonichu]], a mash-up of [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]]. Since October 2007, the internet has developed a devoted interest in Chris and Sonichu: the ensuing drama have resulted in greater knowledge of Chris to such an extent that according to animator [[Chris in the media#Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]], more have been written about the life of Christian Weston Chandler than the life of George Washington.

==About the "Chris and..." series==

This series aims to inform people new to the Chris Chan bubble about what makes Chris who he is today. ''Chris and'' articles do not cover specific [[saga|events]] or [[CWChronology|time periods]]; they cover broad aspects of Chris's entire life. ''Chris and'' articles are moderate in length, and they are broken up into six categories:

'''Psyche''': Articles related to Chris's mental state

'''Personality''': Articles related to Chris's character traits

'''Expression''': Articles related to the ways Chris expresses himself through language and the arts

'''Society''': Articles related to Chris's opinions on the world and the people living in it

'''Business''': Articles related to Chris's knowledge of business, finances, and labor

'''STEM + Health''': Articles related to Chris's relationship with the natural sciences, including technology and health

== Life ==

=== Fashion ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and fashion}}

Chris is well known for frequently wearing the [[Sonichu medallion]] in public. Chris originally wore colourful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts — most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes. Since the start of the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris’s fashion choices became increasingly peculiar, resulting in strange and hideous attires, especially when he chooses to wear [[My Little Pony]] clothing. Despite spending thousands on video games and toys, Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased second-hand at thrift stores such as [[wikipedia:The Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]].

=== Health ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and health}}

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his obesity, lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to bathe, and the grave uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, atherosclerosis, and possibly a premature death.

=== Internet ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and the Internet}}

Chris does not fully understand how to surf safely and be a good netizen: although he is aware that anything posted on the internet is available for everyone to see, he has no issue in giving away sensitive or potentially embarrassing information about him, such as his phone number and [[14 Branchland Court|home address]], and his tendency to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soil himself]]. Chris is also not aware how to [[For Julie's Eyes Only|properly communicate in private]], and he rarely follows the [[Chris and the law|established rules]] of websites: when he was given [[CWCipedia|his own website]], he audaciously claimed that he controlled the site, and not [[User:Cogsdev|the sysop]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|the advertisers]]. Chris has also been banned from websites like [[Flipnote Hatena]] (in 2010) and [[Etsy]] (in 2016).

=== The media ===

{{Template:Main|Chris in the media}}

Throughout most of his life, Chris has been featured in the media, being the subject of '''journalism''' and paparazzi, whether he's aware of it or not. His life is literally documented on the internet on sites like yours truly, the Kiwi Farms, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The reason for this is due to his own stupidity to openly admit and display his most embarrassing moments at the most inopportune times. Sometimes, people will learn more about Chris’s life by interviewing him, or he will flat out do something so embarrassing, people can't help but share it with someone else.

=== Sex ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and sex}}

Chris has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. hanky-panky) as well as gender, mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, a sheltered upbringing, and the twisted, disjointed worldview he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".

=== Television ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and television}}
Chris binges '''television''', and his taste veers into satirical shows like [[South Park]], [[Family Guy]], Beavis and Butthead, and Drawn Together- the parody in which he does not understand. He also enjoys media from his parents' generation, such as [[Monty Python]]. References from the shows he watches are awkwardly shoved into his Sonichu comics.

=== Video Games ===

{{Template:Main|Video games}}
Chris heavily invests both his money and time into '''video games''' and became obsessed with Sonic from an early age. One could say that video games are a major contributing factor to his current situation, seeing as one allure for trolls was Sonichu – a creation which ''liberally'' takes from two popular video game franchise characters.

=== Work ===

{{Main|Chris and work}}
Chris has only had two real jobs in his life- his combined tenure at both adds up to less than a year. Because of his infamy (but mostly a lack of trying) Chris has not applied for a job in over a decade and instead chooses to live off of social security checks.

== Psyche/Personality ==

=== Anger ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and anger}}

Chris has '''anger''' management issues that usually surface when he is under stress. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "tard rage", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly superhuman strength a normally mild-tempered slow-in-the-mind displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "superhuman" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".

=== Ego ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and his ego}}

Chris has a massive sense of entitlement, mostly because [[Borb|his parents]] taught him to [[Chris and remorse#Shifting_blame|blame other people]] for all of his troubles. Chris sees himself as superior above everyone else, and considers anyone who challenges his egocentrism as a potential enemy: the [[Sonichu comics]] also reflect Chris’s egocentrism, with the self-insert effectively being a [[wikipedia:Mary Sue|Marty Stu]]. [[White knights|Attempts have been made]] to entice Chris to bring his ego under control, with little success.

=== Hypocrisy ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and hypocrisy|List of Chris's lies}}

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and self-examination due to his autism (but on a more self-inflicted level, his ego). Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

=== Kindness ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and kindness}}

A lot of people that know a bit about Chris’s failures label him as an irredeemable monster due to his more malicious fails. Others view him as a naive but good-natured idiot that doesn’t deserve to be trolled. In reality, Chris’s morality and standards are much more complicated. Despite all of his moments of rage, death threats, lies, and...yuck, Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it off. Due to Chris’s willingness to show how benevolent he is, and possibly due to what he’s watched on My Little Pony, Chris will be motivated to act '''kind''' towards most other people, even towards complete strangers.

=== Knowledge ===

{{Template:Main|Honor Roll|Manchester High Leaks}}

Chris's presence on the honor roll in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his intelligence and his deep '''knowledge'''. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

=== Nostalgia ===

{{Main|Chris and nostalgia}}
As a person who faces an unfulfilling existence, Chris tries to live in the past and cherishes his childhood as well as the media which impacted it.

=== Psychology ===

{{Template:Main|Chris and psychology}}

Chris has a troubled relationship with '''psychology'''. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded (almost certainly a lie), and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of Piedmont Virginia Community College. Chris has refused to see a psychologist in the past, opting to see a pastoral counselor instead. However, during his trial in July 2012, he was ordered to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation. Only time will tell if this will finally force Chris to accept the help he needs, or ultimately accomplish nothing more than draining what little remains of Chandlers' already depleted funds.

=== Reality ===

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|right|Chris believes that CWCville and his characters are real.]]

{{Template:Main|Chris and reality}}

Chris already had a poor grip on reality when the internet first discovered him. Many people on the [[wikipedia:autism spectrum|autism spectrum]] do struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but Chris has done nothing to minimise its impact, instead embracing his realm of fantasy as a way to escape from anything he does not like. Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his characters are real,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref> he had [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the power to curse]] anyone, and that anything bad that has happened to him was [[Chris and reality#Conspiracy theories|a conspiracy]].<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> Since 2017, Chris’s grip on reality weakened further with his belief that the [[Dimensional Merge]] would happen, and that the alleged merge would make him rich and bringing his fictional characters [[Reality Cartoon|to life]].

=== Remorse ===

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Every so often, one of Chris's less flattering deeds catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris tries to come off as emotional, often feel very forced and insincere, leading many trolls to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

=== Stress ===

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Stress is Chris's favorite excuse for his laziness. Given the fact that none of Chris's coping methods are useful, stress is a constant plague on his life.

== Society ==

=== Death ===

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'''Death''' is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a human or an animal, or even a fictional character.

=== Gender ===

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Similar to the topic of faith and the topic of morality, Chris's actual beliefs on '''gender''' and how it is classified are more complex than his stated beliefs. For someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in television and music at face value.

=== Law ===

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Chris has demonstrated little respect for the law in the past, in a similar way to [[wiki:Sovereign citizen movement|sovereign citizen]] and [[wiki:Freemen on the land|freemen]] movements, and considered himself to be above the law, as reflected in the Sonichu comics. Chris has six misdemeanors: three from [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]] with [[Son-Chu|his car]] in 2011; one from [[26 December 2014|macing a GameStop employee]] in 2014; and two from [[Chris and the law#2016|failing to acquire tags and licenses]] for his dogs in 2016. Another misdemeanor, involving an attempt to enter [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being banned in 2012, expired after completing the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program in April 2019.<ref>The year 2012 refers to the most recent ban from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]: attempting to enter a place while being banned is legally known as “Trespass after having been forbidden to do so”, or “Trespass after forbidden” for short (Code of Virginia, Section 18.2-119).</ref>

=== Politics ===

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In recent years, Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then shifted left. During the Tomgirl Saga, he shifted further left. His progressing support of LGBT may have been why he has been more vocal about politics.

=== Race ===

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'''Race''' is a thing that Chris has shown a variety of feelings for; unfortunately, they are not always in a positive light. It is believed by some that Chris's racist tendencies can be traced at least partially to his Southern U.S. heritage. However, certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes.

=== Religion ===

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The '''religion''' of Christian Weston Chandler is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often starkly differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil. That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the naïve hillbilly idiot who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand. With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears what he wants to hear. For example, he long espoused his religion's teachings condemning homosexuality yet ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital sex, pornography, and gluttony.

=== Sexuality ===

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Up until 2011, Chris adamantly stayed on the straight path and feared any deviance into homosexuality. He became a transgender (MtF) lesbian in 2014. Chris continued to be exclusively attracted to females up until the [[Idea Guys]] brainwashed him into being bisexual.

=== Socialization ===

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Chris's social skills are impaired by his autism. For Chris, there is no line between acceptable topics of discussion and [[Honest Content|personal information that should probably not be shared with acquaintances]].

=== The World ===

{{Main|Chris's homes}}

Chris has lived all his life in Virginia, only leaving the state to visit other parts of the [[United States]] on a few brief occasions. To date, Chris has never travelled abroad, and [[#Money|his financial management]] make travelling abroad as challenging as conquering the [[Wikipedia:Muchu Chhish|Muchu Chhish]].

== Business ==

=== Brand Loyalty ===

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Chris may misinterpret advertising as evidence of a product’s popularity (rather than a way to attract new customers): when combined with his fear of change, Chris has developed strong loyalty towards certain products (such as the [[PlayStation 3]]), and deep hatred for its rivals (such as the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]]). Elements of his style of brand loyalty extends to areas that would not normally be considered “brands”, such as mental disabilities, and sexual orientations.

=== Censorship ===

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Chris is very insecure about others’ opinions regarding him and his work, due to his massive ego. This has resulted in Chris ruthlessly censoring out anything that he does not like, such as people telling him to [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|get a job]]. However, his views on censorship remain very inconsistent: for example, Chris does not like swearing, even though he uses it against his enemies.

=== Copyright ===

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Chris’s misunderstanding of copyright law is best represented by his belief that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are [[Parody|parodies]], despite being a derivative of [[Sonic]] and [[Amy Rose]] (both copyrighted by [[Sega]]), and [[Pikachu]] and [[Raichu]] (copyrighted by [[wikipedia:The Pokémon Company|The Pokémon Company]]).<ref>[[wikipedia:The Pokémon Company|The Pokémon Company]] is the officially responsible for licensing the Pokémon franchise. It is a consortium of [[wikipedia:Creatures (company)|Creatures]], [[wikipedia:Game Freak|Game Freak]] and [[Nintendo]], so it is mostly correct that [[Nintendo]] owns the copyright for [[Pikachu]] and the other [[Pokémon|Pokémon characters]], but also jointly with the other two.</ref> Despite being [[wikipedia:copyright trolling|very protective]] of his characters — going as far as to encourage readers to report copyright infringement to the police, he continues to [[Things Chris has ripped off|plagiarize]] many works, and freely use fanart [[Chris and copyright#Fanart|without giving credit]] to the original artist.

=== Money and business ===

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Chris’s parents never taught him financial responsibility, resulting in Chris having no idea on how to manage his own finances. Chris notably refuses to get a job,<ref>See: [[Financhu Crisis#Why Chris refuses to work|Financhu Crisis § Why Chris refuses to work]]</ref> because his parents believed that Chris would be better off as a [[Monthly tugboat|benefits scrounger]]: while an online business based on selling arts and crafts is not a bad alternative to a job,<ref>[[wikipedia:Matt Groening|Matt Groening]] is a recognisable example of a successful cartoon artist with experience in self-publishing.</ref> Chris struggled to fulfil orders from [[Etsy]] (to the point of being banned), and pledges from [[Patreon]].

Barbara and Chris’s ego-driven excessive impulse spending, combined with their unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money for anything, has resulted in serious financial trouble since [[February 2016]]: the Chandlers’ owe at least $160,000 to creditors (as of January 2019),<ref>See also: [[Financhu Crisis#Outstanding debts|Financhu Crisis § Outstanding debts]]</ref> but Chris has paid scant attention to the mountain of debt, believing that the so-called [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him extremely wealthy.

=== Negotiation ===

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When dealing with Chris, trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of entitlement, a lifetime of coddling and other factors beyond his control, Chris has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

== Skills ==

=== Art ===

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Chris’s artwork plays a major role in the internet’s devoted interest in his life, but his choice of art materials do not progress well, despite extensive education in the visual arts.

He uses printer paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens, and a 50-pack of Crayola Super Tip markers to produce most of his artwork, including the Sonichu comics. Chris is so devoted to the aforementioned art materials, that he hesitates to try potentially better methods to create his artwork, such as ink-based drawing pens, drawing and sketching paper, watercolors, and modern technology such as a [[wikipedia:Wacom#Cintiq and Cintiq Pro|Wacom tablet]], Adobe Illustrator, and Adobe Photoshop.

Until [[Sonichu 12]], Chris’s font of choice was [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]] — a font widely criticized for being overused, childish and ugly:<ref>Garfield, Simon, ''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11582548 What's so wrong with Comic Sans?]'' (London: BBC News, 20 October 2010). Accessed 19 April 2010.</ref> in [[Sonichu 12-9]], Chris’s main font changed to [[wikipedia:Proxima Nova|Proxima Nova]], but his [[Chris and writing|handwriting]] dominated ''[[The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions|The Awakening of a CPU]]'' (originally known as Sonichu 16).

=== Cinematography ===

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Chris’s cinematography (and photography) skills have improved from the days when he regularly abused [[PSEye|his camera]]. Problems with color, focus, framing, lighting, [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|orientation]] and [[Feelings of the election results|post-production]] continue to appear, but the impact of the problems on some recent videos and [[:File:Chris at Ruckersville sign, April 2019.jpg|photos]] are now more in line with most people.

=== Contests ===

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Ever since the early 1990s, Chris has entered a number of '''contests'''. Chris places great weight on his success and failure with regards to promotional contests. He becomes elated and sees victory as a indication of his own greatness when he wins, yet he becomes enraged and lashes out at the winners when he loses.

=== Cosplaying ===

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'''Cosplay''', short for "costume play", is a type of performance art in which a person dresses up as a character or idea. The practice is commonly seen in the anime fandom, but can also be seen in other fan realms, such as video games and Star Trek. Chris was first seen in cosplay attire with the famous Ash Ketchum costume. Any attempts at cosplay are usually rare; however, a major wave of cosplaying by Chris, presumably to impress/amuse Jackie, appeared in late 2010.

=== English ===

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Chris's '''English skills'''- like most other things he believes he's mastered- leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his autism, which often results in awkward speech patterns. He spent years of his childhood mute and took speech therapy classes at James Madison University. Chris's grasp on English appears to have deteriorated as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation.

===Mathematics===

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'''Mathematics''' ("math" or "maths" for short) is the study of quantity, numbers, space, and change. Calling Chris's mathematical ability "bad" is putting it lightly, even though he claimed honor roll status. There are many examples of his mathematical errors, including errors of basic arithmetic, as well as quantity, measurement, weight, and time. His poor grasp on math and measurement is a sign of dyscalculia, a common symptom of autism.

=== Music ===

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Chris’s taste in music is not unconventional: many people have deep interest in multiple genres and decades (from 1970’s hard rock to 2010’s dubstep) and it is also common to develop interest in songs from their parents' music collection, as well as [[Guitar Hero|video games]], film, television, and radio. However, what sets Chris apart from other music fans is his belief that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is a real instrument, as well as his overstatement of his singing ability and music recording methods.

=== Oration ===

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Whenever Chris wants to make an argument regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through '''orating''' his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.

=== Spanish ===

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Chris uses '''Spanish''' a surprising amount in his works for someone without a solid grasp on the language. He has taken at least four semesters of Spanish in high school but has not developed his fluency since.

=== Writing ===

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Chris lacks understanding of how to '''write''' narratives and butchers even the most basic literary common sense. Chris's trademark style of jamming himself and his personal life into a fictional world alongside his characters regularly leads to self-serving power fantasies.

== Notes ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip

2021-11-08T13:05:50Z

TobiasRC: /* More details */

{{SonichuPossession}}

{{quote|I don't want it going public that I tried to meet Emgo. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously|Chris}}

On 8 [[October 2020]], Chris took '''a road trip to Pennsylvania'''. He made the trip for two reasons: to drop off a box of autographed goods for Luke, a fan and financial [[enabler]] intending to resell the items for profit, and to attempt to make an unsolicited visit to Emgo316, a local [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews [[Transformers]] figures.

Chris drove to Luke's house first, dropping off the autographed items and playing video games with him. Luke's package contained "at least 50 items", including a [[Trump]] 2020 campaign flag which Chris defaced before signing. Chris was paid $190 for his labor, although a good chunk of the earnings must have gone into paying for gas and tolls for the trip.

He then attempted to visit Emgo316 by looking up his [[dox]] online, but he failed to meet him as Emgo no longer lived at the addresses he checked.

Although Chris claims at one point in the chat that Emgo's home was in "[[wikipedia:Pittsburgh|Pittsburg]]", the geographical details Chris provides (such as street names) make it clear that his trip was in fact to [[wikipedia:Philadelphia|Philadelphia]], a journey of about 240 miles (385 km) each way. Chris's conflation of Pennsylvania's two biggest cities demonstrates his complete ignorance of American geography.

Chris posted about the trip, as well as unrelated [[dreams]] he had, in the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]].

==Preface==
{{quotebox|Good afternoon, @everyone. I have a major thing to tell you all about

Preface: I had a really long day yesterday, which included an all-day road trip that I will tell y'all more about later. After getting back home, this body was ready to crash for the night, and it needed more sleep to the point of sleeping in. It's almost 3:00 pm right now.

Now, I had a set of four [[dreams]], plus one short one today; they ended up fitting a theme, and in the last dream, I happened on a very important relic or artifact that could very well be a link on helping me get this body from here into [[C-197]].

This item is a large gold stone disc that was divided into pieces: the center, and the outter pieces that attach to the center and side by side with each other to all the way around the disc. Not counting the center (which has a spiral on it), there are 14 or 20 pieces.

each of these spanning pieces has writing and symbols on them; one of them had a star on the outter end, another a filled in circle, and twelve of the others the images for the astrological birth signs, and on each of these pieces also showed the symbol for each of the animals that we have Years for each, such as Horse, Dog, Rat, and so on as all of you are aware and can look up for reference. Also in looking at the new message I just found from [[Bismuth]], the previous one above it with the Bushido symbols, those symbols were spread out amongst those pieces as well.

I've manifested a copy of the disc that was in the dream on the [[C-197]] side and gave it to [[Cryzel]]; all of the other ally psychics have got image of this disc from this brain's memory!

I felt it well to tell you all about that discovery.}}

==Lead-up to road trip==
{{quotebox|Now, about yesterday's road trip:

Preface of that: a fan of mine who lives in Pennsylvania offered to pay me for signing a bunch of items he wanted me to sign. He paid me $90 through PayPal, as well as enclosing a legit $100 bill on the letter in the box.

The box was Bulky: 19X23X21, thereabouts; it was written in pen on one side of the box; I had a tough time getting the darn thing through door frames, it was almost as wide as such. There were about at least 50 items in it that he wanted me to sign: a PS2 [[Guitar Hero]] [[Gitar|Guitar]], a plastic ukulele that really needs restoration, a [[Nintendo|Game Boy Advance, a DSI XL, various controllers, a Gamecube box, a Switch lite Box]], a few books, movie and video game discs and inserts, and so on. Even a small [[Trump]] 2020 flag, which before signing it, defaced by turning the "T" into a "D", writing "NO" in silver above it, blacking out the "2020" and the "Great" in "Keep America Great!", thus turning it into a "No Drump. Keep America!" Flag

He also paid $45 to ship that box.

My fellow psychics and I ended up looking ahead a bit and decided that I'd make a road trip and personally deliver the box to him

That was the Main Objective of the trip; secondarily, but also major bonus…

Second preface amongst Emgo316's videos where he reviewed his [[Transformer]] figures, there was no box, but a large envelope with his address on it he had marked out part of it, and the "Pittsburg, Pennsylvania" part was still visible; we made a mental note upon seeing that and said that next time we're in Pennsylvania, maybe we'd pay him a visit. And then this fated box happened, so we all agreed this was opportune.}}

==The trip==
{{quotebox|So. I checked online for confirming his present address (not going to reveal it, to be safe), and we made the plan Wednesday night

So, yeah, it was a four and a half hour drive to our fan, Luke's, house,

We had also brought the [[Nintendo Switch]] to offer a little bit of gaming time on [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Ultimate|Smash Ultimate]] with him.

I also met his grandmother who was working in her garden.

We had a lovely time together, Luke and I, talking and hanging out.

And then he had to go back to work; he works at the local YMCA there.

After that, we looked up Emgo's address: apparently of his last known address, he had moved out about a year ago; sold it to a kind [[Spanish]]-speaking woman. She lived next door to a mom and daughter, who I believed spoke Korean (the daughter spoke English).

We started the trip early yesterday about 7:00 am; we safely returned home about 11:30 pm; I stayed awake with the help of a couple of Game Fuel drinks, and a limited time Draccuchino at [[Sheetz]] on the way back home; had the energy left for putting the clothes into the wash, plugging in the Poke Balls, and taking a shower. This body has an overpowered amount of endurance and fortitude. It was ready to crash by the time we had got home, but it pushed through its temporary paralysis to take that shower before laying down in the bed.

[[Imaginary friends|Rosey, Cryzel, Sonola and Val]] were with me on the trip, and Mewtwo was playing guardian and scouted and flew around while doing other errands for the day. Also, [[Son-Chu]] followed us in escort.

Mama and I, we enjoy a Road Trip, and we really like going on Adventures; yesterday was a really good adventure.

Also, the van really shines in gas mileage on the freeway we clocked in over 200 miles on half the full tank of gas.

And the majority of what we experienced and learned was really a blessing.

I forgot to mention, the three ladies there knew Emgo, so that was also a very good blessing to count.

I have no regrets, as we made a lot of positivity for a bunch of people yesterday

The only minute regret was the pain and fatigue at the end. Yet the silver lining on that pain is that we've experienced the overpowered amount of endurance and fortitude this body and brain are capable of withstanding,

That's the story. As for the flag, I was not about to sign anything supporting Trump.

Mama would never either, obviously.}}

==Chris the obsessed fan==

{{quotebox|Oh, and there were other reasons for wanting to meet Emgo, in addition to being a fan and wanting to hang out and rap: we had a couple of gifts for him, also wanted him to sign a part of [[Son-Chu]]'s custom packaging, since Emgo did inspire that review video Mama made for the figure, and the skit within. The pleasant and supportive conversation. Also wanting to meet his friend, Lori; as shown in her videos, she has her own share of psychic senses, meeting and talking with her would have also been most helpful to our cause. And, yeah, would have shared a bit of this body's and brain's powers and abilities with them to get their responses and input. But, it was not meant to be yet. Maybe in the next timeline.

Anyway, I share these details strictly confidential with you all; no one else outside of this server is to know the (extensive) details of the trip. I heard a rumor that Luke may have shared online that he and I met and hung out yesterday; that is okay. But I don't want it going public that I tried to meet Emgo. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously, which was not the case, as I have made very clear here.

But enough about the extensive preface.

The Golden Stone Disc.

Going back to that.}}

==More details==

Later, Chris divulged more details on the trip.

{{quotebox|Yep

I will strictly confidentially share one more tidbit in regard to checking Emgo's address.

In the online search, I found two addresses related to him. One on Cedar Street, and the other on [[Wikipedia:Crescentville,_Philadelphia#Rising_Sun_Avenue|Rising Sun Avenue]]. We ended up visiting both locations. Cedar's Condo first: did not need to get out of the van to sense psychically that the place was left unkempt and there was hardly a presence of Emgo's love there. Then on Rising Sun, we sensed Emgo's presence, in this case past-tense, as well as a whole lot of positivity, love and care in the place.

There were colourful window curtains, and a "Welcome" sign above said window on the outside as well.

The psychic senses are vastly improving.

Also, fun facts: apparently Emgo was born in [[1979]]; he's three years older than Mama.

And Emgo is short for his full name, which I will not divulge at this time.

I sense that he was not fond of his first name that much, but he found better solace in shortening it to Emgo, which does work better, I feel.}}

{{quotebox|To him, from my perspective, his first name to him was like "Miles" to [[Tails]].

And we did get to appreciate his local backyard that he did occupy at the time; it was a typical mess similar to what Mama had found when she had [[Ohio trip|visited Cleveland, Ohio in 2009]].

And Emgo still continued on in very good soul and emotional strength and endurance despite that local mess outside of his home.

That, my friends, is a major show of character and personality on his part.}}

{{quotebox|Also, Luke's place, he and his grandmother literally reside by a massive body of water, with a high wall that prevents flooding from the opposite side of the street there.

There is a satisfaction from being able to take in the waters from the massive water body in the air.

It's not living right next to the ocean, but still just as satisfactory.}}

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==See also==
*[[Ohio Trip]]

{{FanChats}}

The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip

2021-11-08T13:04:41Z

TobiasRC: /* More details */

{{SonichuPossession}}

{{quote|I don't want it going public that I tried to meet Emgo. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously|Chris}}

On 8 [[October 2020]], Chris took '''a road trip to Pennsylvania'''. He made the trip for two reasons: to drop off a box of autographed goods for Luke, a fan and financial [[enabler]] intending to resell the items for profit, and to attempt to make an unsolicited visit to Emgo316, a local [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews [[Transformers]] figures.

Chris drove to Luke's house first, dropping off the autographed items and playing video games with him. Luke's package contained "at least 50 items", including a [[Trump]] 2020 campaign flag which Chris defaced before signing. Chris was paid $190 for his labor, although a good chunk of the earnings must have gone into paying for gas and tolls for the trip.

He then attempted to visit Emgo316 by looking up his [[dox]] online, but he failed to meet him as Emgo no longer lived at the addresses he checked.

Although Chris claims at one point in the chat that Emgo's home was in "[[wikipedia:Pittsburgh|Pittsburg]]", the geographical details Chris provides (such as street names) make it clear that his trip was in fact to [[wikipedia:Philadelphia|Philadelphia]], a journey of about 240 miles (385 km) each way. Chris's conflation of Pennsylvania's two biggest cities demonstrates his complete ignorance of American geography.

Chris posted about the trip, as well as unrelated [[dreams]] he had, in the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]].

==Preface==
{{quotebox|Good afternoon, @everyone. I have a major thing to tell you all about

Preface: I had a really long day yesterday, which included an all-day road trip that I will tell y'all more about later. After getting back home, this body was ready to crash for the night, and it needed more sleep to the point of sleeping in. It's almost 3:00 pm right now.

Now, I had a set of four [[dreams]], plus one short one today; they ended up fitting a theme, and in the last dream, I happened on a very important relic or artifact that could very well be a link on helping me get this body from here into [[C-197]].

This item is a large gold stone disc that was divided into pieces: the center, and the outter pieces that attach to the center and side by side with each other to all the way around the disc. Not counting the center (which has a spiral on it), there are 14 or 20 pieces.

each of these spanning pieces has writing and symbols on them; one of them had a star on the outter end, another a filled in circle, and twelve of the others the images for the astrological birth signs, and on each of these pieces also showed the symbol for each of the animals that we have Years for each, such as Horse, Dog, Rat, and so on as all of you are aware and can look up for reference. Also in looking at the new message I just found from [[Bismuth]], the previous one above it with the Bushido symbols, those symbols were spread out amongst those pieces as well.

I've manifested a copy of the disc that was in the dream on the [[C-197]] side and gave it to [[Cryzel]]; all of the other ally psychics have got image of this disc from this brain's memory!

I felt it well to tell you all about that discovery.}}

==Lead-up to road trip==
{{quotebox|Now, about yesterday's road trip:

Preface of that: a fan of mine who lives in Pennsylvania offered to pay me for signing a bunch of items he wanted me to sign. He paid me $90 through PayPal, as well as enclosing a legit $100 bill on the letter in the box.

The box was Bulky: 19X23X21, thereabouts; it was written in pen on one side of the box; I had a tough time getting the darn thing through door frames, it was almost as wide as such. There were about at least 50 items in it that he wanted me to sign: a PS2 [[Guitar Hero]] [[Gitar|Guitar]], a plastic ukulele that really needs restoration, a [[Nintendo|Game Boy Advance, a DSI XL, various controllers, a Gamecube box, a Switch lite Box]], a few books, movie and video game discs and inserts, and so on. Even a small [[Trump]] 2020 flag, which before signing it, defaced by turning the "T" into a "D", writing "NO" in silver above it, blacking out the "2020" and the "Great" in "Keep America Great!", thus turning it into a "No Drump. Keep America!" Flag

He also paid $45 to ship that box.

My fellow psychics and I ended up looking ahead a bit and decided that I'd make a road trip and personally deliver the box to him

That was the Main Objective of the trip; secondarily, but also major bonus…

Second preface amongst Emgo316's videos where he reviewed his [[Transformer]] figures, there was no box, but a large envelope with his address on it he had marked out part of it, and the "Pittsburg, Pennsylvania" part was still visible; we made a mental note upon seeing that and said that next time we're in Pennsylvania, maybe we'd pay him a visit. And then this fated box happened, so we all agreed this was opportune.}}

==The trip==
{{quotebox|So. I checked online for confirming his present address (not going to reveal it, to be safe), and we made the plan Wednesday night

So, yeah, it was a four and a half hour drive to our fan, Luke's, house,

We had also brought the [[Nintendo Switch]] to offer a little bit of gaming time on [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Ultimate|Smash Ultimate]] with him.

I also met his grandmother who was working in her garden.

We had a lovely time together, Luke and I, talking and hanging out.

And then he had to go back to work; he works at the local YMCA there.

After that, we looked up Emgo's address: apparently of his last known address, he had moved out about a year ago; sold it to a kind [[Spanish]]-speaking woman. She lived next door to a mom and daughter, who I believed spoke Korean (the daughter spoke English).

We started the trip early yesterday about 7:00 am; we safely returned home about 11:30 pm; I stayed awake with the help of a couple of Game Fuel drinks, and a limited time Draccuchino at [[Sheetz]] on the way back home; had the energy left for putting the clothes into the wash, plugging in the Poke Balls, and taking a shower. This body has an overpowered amount of endurance and fortitude. It was ready to crash by the time we had got home, but it pushed through its temporary paralysis to take that shower before laying down in the bed.

[[Imaginary friends|Rosey, Cryzel, Sonola and Val]] were with me on the trip, and Mewtwo was playing guardian and scouted and flew around while doing other errands for the day. Also, [[Son-Chu]] followed us in escort.

Mama and I, we enjoy a Road Trip, and we really like going on Adventures; yesterday was a really good adventure.

Also, the van really shines in gas mileage on the freeway we clocked in over 200 miles on half the full tank of gas.

And the majority of what we experienced and learned was really a blessing.

I forgot to mention, the three ladies there knew Emgo, so that was also a very good blessing to count.

I have no regrets, as we made a lot of positivity for a bunch of people yesterday

The only minute regret was the pain and fatigue at the end. Yet the silver lining on that pain is that we've experienced the overpowered amount of endurance and fortitude this body and brain are capable of withstanding,

That's the story. As for the flag, I was not about to sign anything supporting Trump.

Mama would never either, obviously.}}

==Chris the obsessed fan==

{{quotebox|Oh, and there were other reasons for wanting to meet Emgo, in addition to being a fan and wanting to hang out and rap: we had a couple of gifts for him, also wanted him to sign a part of [[Son-Chu]]'s custom packaging, since Emgo did inspire that review video Mama made for the figure, and the skit within. The pleasant and supportive conversation. Also wanting to meet his friend, Lori; as shown in her videos, she has her own share of psychic senses, meeting and talking with her would have also been most helpful to our cause. And, yeah, would have shared a bit of this body's and brain's powers and abilities with them to get their responses and input. But, it was not meant to be yet. Maybe in the next timeline.

Anyway, I share these details strictly confidential with you all; no one else outside of this server is to know the (extensive) details of the trip. I heard a rumor that Luke may have shared online that he and I met and hung out yesterday; that is okay. But I don't want it going public that I tried to meet Emgo. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously, which was not the case, as I have made very clear here.

But enough about the extensive preface.

The Golden Stone Disc.

Going back to that.}}

==More details==

On October 9, 2020 , Chris divulged more details on the trip.

{{quotebox|Yep

I will strictly confidentially share one more tidbit in regard to checking Emgo's address.

In the online search, I found two addresses related to him. One on Cedar Street, and the other on [[Wikipedia:Crescentville,_Philadelphia#Rising_Sun_Avenue|Rising Sun Avenue]]. We ended up visiting both locations. Cedar's Condo first: did not need to get out of the van to sense psychically that the place was left unkempt and there was hardly a presence of Emgo's love there. Then on Rising Sun, we sensed Emgo's presence, in this case past-tense, as well as a whole lot of positivity, love and care in the place.

There were colourful window curtains, and a "Welcome" sign above said window on the outside as well.

The psychic senses are vastly improving.

Also, fun facts: apparently Emgo was born in [[1979]]; he's three years older than Mama.

And Emgo is short for his full name, which I will not divulge at this time.

I sense that he was not fond of his first name that much, but he found better solace in shortening it to Emgo, which does work better, I feel.}}

{{quotebox|To him, from my perspective, his first name to him was like "Miles" to [[Tails]].

And we did get to appreciate his local backyard that he did occupy at the time; it was a typical mess similar to what Mama had found when she had [[Ohio trip|visited Cleveland, Ohio in 2009]].

And Emgo still continued on in very good soul and emotional strength and endurance despite that local mess outside of his home.

That, my friends, is a major show of character and personality on his part.}}

{{quotebox|Also, Luke's place, he and his grandmother literally reside by a massive body of water, with a high wall that prevents flooding from the opposite side of the street there.

There is a satisfaction from being able to take in the waters from the massive water body in the air.

It's not living right next to the ocean, but still just as satisfactory.}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:PAtrip1.png
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File:PAtrip3.png
File:PAtrip4.png
File:PAtrip5.png
File:PAtrip6.png
File:PAtrip7.png
File:PAtrip8.png
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Ohio Trip]]

{{FanChats}}

Dick Licker; that is I

2021-10-15T20:08:49Z

TobiasRC: /* Transcript */

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|If I ever--If I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out!|[[Chris]], [[Madman Rising|a decade ago]]}}

[[File:DiscordPickle.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The original pickled wall, complete with "[[The Bad Beginning|crossbones]]."]]

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is a video uploaded by Chris to [[YouTube]] on 15 [[April 2018]], showing him slobbering on [[Magi-Chan]]'s [[Pickle|penis]]<ref>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>, drawn on his wall.

{{Clear}}

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| ytid = 7ApNv1EqGUE
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Magi-Cryzel|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next = [[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Chris shows an illustration of [[Magi-chan]]´s penis drawn on his wall. Complete with ''spines and ball hair'', reguardless of the fact that Sonichu´s usually have fur all over their body. Chris then, to no one´s suprise, proceeds to lick the hedgecock.

==Transcript==
[''We see Chris licking his wall, which has two [[duck]]s drawn on it. As Chris licks the drawings, ink runs from them down the wall. Near the end, he looks at the camera with his tongue hanging out and then wipes his mouth with what appears to be his shirt.'']

==Explanation==
The Idea Guys had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing himself to be [[bisexual]] and married to Magi-Chan. During [[The Bad Beginning]] chat, Chris acted out his new bisexual identity and decided to deface the wall with the penis. At the suggestion of an Idea Guy, he then showed it to his [[mother]]; to which she began crying and quickly ran back upstairs.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Troll Videos}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Dick Licker; that is I

2021-10-15T16:55:15Z

TobiasRC: /* Description */

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|If I ever--If I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out!|[[Chris]], [[Madman Rising|a decade ago]]}}

[[File:DiscordPickle.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The original pickled wall, complete with "[[The Bad Beginning|crossbones]]."]]

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is a video uploaded by Chris to [[YouTube]] on 15 [[April 2018]], showing him slobbering on [[Magi-Chan]]'s [[Pickle|penis]]<ref>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>, drawn on his wall.

{{Clear}}

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| ytid = 7ApNv1EqGUE
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Magi-Cryzel|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next = [[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Chris shows an illustration of [[Magi-chan]]´s penis drawn on his wall. Complete with ''spines and ball hair'', reguardless of the fact that Sonichu´s usually have fur all over their body. Chris then, to no one´s suprise, proceeds to lick the hedgecock.

==Transcript==
[''We see Chris licking his wall, which has two [[duck]]s drawn on it. As Chris licks the drawings, ink runs from them down the wall. Near the end, he looks at the camera with his tongue hanging out and then wipes his mouth with what appears to be an orange handkerchief.'']

==Explanation==
The Idea Guys had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing himself to be [[bisexual]] and married to Magi-Chan. During [[The Bad Beginning]] chat, Chris acted out his new bisexual identity and decided to deface the wall with the penis. At the suggestion of an Idea Guy, he then showed it to his [[mother]]; to which she began crying and quickly ran back upstairs.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Troll Videos}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Disguises

2021-10-15T12:15:28Z

TobiasRC: /* Chloe */

As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Chloe===

¨Chloe¨ is a fictional gal-pal that for once, ''Chris'' had the pleasure of making. She sets herself apart from all the other online girlfriends by allegedly being Chris´s ¨Virgin Breaker¨ as well as his first kiss; however less than a year later Chris would have no memeory of this woman when asked about her. This is most likley because other than not being real, Chloe was simply a placeholder between Chis´s relationships with [[Blanca]] and [[PandaHalo]].
{{main|Chloe}}

===Bill Riley===
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Riley]]

Bill was a 30-year-old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

{{clear}}

===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|200px|Junior Jenkins]]

In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb.

He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.

Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the [[Jerkop|police]] might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.

{{clear}}

===The Real Chris Chandler===
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|200px|Liquid Chris]]
He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

{{clear}}

===Samantha Thaddeus===
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Samthad.jpg|thumb|200px|Samantha Thaddeus]]

During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover.
Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

{{clear}}

===Carlos Chantor===
{{main|Carlos Chantor}}
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Chantor.jpg|thumb|200px|Carlos Chantor]]
During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

{{clear}}

===KookyDashy===
{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|KookyDashy}}

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|KookyDashy]]
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.

{{clear}}

===Stephanie Bustcakes===
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}

{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|thumb|200px|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].

{{clear}}

===Night Star===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]

In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk two users who had blocked him, [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] and Tabitha St. Germain, claiming it was run by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because Doopie had blocked him, even sending [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between his two accounts. He also claimed that he had tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but she was scared away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris eventually admitted that Night Star was a sockpuppet on 15 August.

After his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account in a bid to roleplay how the terms [[Darling|"dear" and "darling"]] should be used in normal conversation.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Chris]]

Disguises

2021-10-15T12:13:27Z

TobiasRC: /* Chloe */

As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Chloe===

¨Chloe¨ is a fictional gal-pal that for once, ''Chris'' had the pleasure of making. She sets herself apart from all the other online girlfriends by allegedly being Chris´s ¨Virgin Breaker¨ as well as his first kiss; however less than a year later Chris would have no memeory of this woman when asked about her. This is most likley because other than not being real, Chloe was simply a placeholder between Chis´s relationships with [[Blanca]] and [[PandaHalo.]]
{{main|Chloe}}

===Bill Riley===
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Riley]]

Bill was a 30-year-old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

{{clear}}

===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|200px|Junior Jenkins]]

In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb.

He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.

Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the [[Jerkop|police]] might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.

{{clear}}

===The Real Chris Chandler===
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|200px|Liquid Chris]]
He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

{{clear}}

===Samantha Thaddeus===
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Samthad.jpg|thumb|200px|Samantha Thaddeus]]

During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover.
Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

{{clear}}

===Carlos Chantor===
{{main|Carlos Chantor}}
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Chantor.jpg|thumb|200px|Carlos Chantor]]
During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

{{clear}}

===KookyDashy===
{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|KookyDashy}}

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|KookyDashy]]
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.

{{clear}}

===Stephanie Bustcakes===
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}

{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|thumb|200px|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].

{{clear}}

===Night Star===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]

In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk two users who had blocked him, [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] and Tabitha St. Germain, claiming it was run by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because Doopie had blocked him, even sending [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between his two accounts. He also claimed that he had tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but she was scared away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris eventually admitted that Night Star was a sockpuppet on 15 August.

After his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account in a bid to roleplay how the terms [[Darling|"dear" and "darling"]] should be used in normal conversation.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Chris]]

Disguises

2021-10-15T12:05:28Z

TobiasRC: /* Chloe */

As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Chloe===

¨Chloe¨ is a fictional gal-pal that for once, ''Chris'' had the pleasure of making. She sets herself apart from all the other online girlfriends by allegedly being Chris´s ¨Virgin Breaker¨ as well as his first kiss; however less than a year later Chris would have no memeory of this woman when asked about her.
{{main|Chloe}}

===Bill Riley===
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Riley]]

Bill was a 30-year-old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

{{clear}}

===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|200px|Junior Jenkins]]

In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb.

He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.

Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the [[Jerkop|police]] might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.

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===The Real Chris Chandler===
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|200px|Liquid Chris]]
He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

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===Samantha Thaddeus===
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Samthad.jpg|thumb|200px|Samantha Thaddeus]]

During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover.
Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

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===Carlos Chantor===
{{main|Carlos Chantor}}
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Chantor.jpg|thumb|200px|Carlos Chantor]]
During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

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===KookyDashy===
{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|KookyDashy}}

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|KookyDashy]]
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.

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===Stephanie Bustcakes===
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}

{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|thumb|200px|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].

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===Night Star===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]

In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk two users who had blocked him, [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] and Tabitha St. Germain, claiming it was run by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because Doopie had blocked him, even sending [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between his two accounts. He also claimed that he had tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but she was scared away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris eventually admitted that Night Star was a sockpuppet on 15 August.

After his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account in a bid to roleplay how the terms [[Darling|"dear" and "darling"]] should be used in normal conversation.

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==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]

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[[Category:Chris]]

DoopieDoOver

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TobiasRC:

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{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

{{quote|[[Darling]]|Chris, addressing Doopie. Repeatedly.<ref name=darling>[[July 2017 tweets]], [[July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
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| image = [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Danielle Pitts<ref name=info>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-07-19-17-doopie-commission.32399/post-2438411</ref>
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = DoopieDoOver<br>KittenBell<br>Dani Willow
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|data3 = 27 May 1994<ref name=info/> (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [http://twitter.com/DoopieDoodles @DoopieDoOver]
}}

'''Danielle Pitts''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a voice actress/animator for the [[Planet Dolan]] YouTube channels. Like many artists on the internet, she also allowed customers to commission her to produce drawings and artwork for money. Chris appeared to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thought of him as simply another customer. In August 2017, she [[Twitter_block|blocked]] him after receiving negative attention from [[Weening|weens]] and getting creeped out by Chris's messages towards her.

== Prologue ==
[[File:Doopie react to cwc.png|thumb]]

Chris discovered the Planet Dolan channel in [[August 2016]] and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His first message was on 7 March 2017 when she tweeted about her Borderline Personality Disorder and how it affects her social interactions. Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], [[Chris and kindness|felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie]], and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of online people she's never even met.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD]]</ref>

Fully displaying his social awkwardness, Chris tweeted to her on the subjects of poop,<ref>[[2017 tweets#Poop]]</ref> his hatred of online dating,<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref> and even tried to flirt with her by quoting his "I’m Done Adulting" ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]</ref>

Doopie knew about Chris prior to his sudden obsession with her. She occasionally made fun of him on Lazycast — a podcast series she co-hosts<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-03-2017-we-can-not-let-ourselves-be-blinded-impulsively.28939/page-5#post-2129294</ref> — as recently as March 2017.

Initially, Doopie ignored all of Chris's tweets; that is until on 11 April when she liked one that sympathized with her stance against animal cruelty.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Animal cruelty]]</ref> This opened the door to her conversing directly with Chris; which she eventually did on 21 April when he asked about her newly dyed hair. A swarm of [[weens]] promptly descended on them, and Doopie found herself in the position of defending Chris.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>

In July, she explained her opinion on Chris, mentioning that he had commissioned her for art and pledged to her Patreon.

{{quoteboxred|I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>}}

== Art commissions ==
{{quote|I really had no choice. A paying customer is a paying customer, but I'm starting to regret it lol.|Doopie reacts to the fallout from having Chris as a customer on 1 August 2017.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/892484212145627136</ref>}}

Around 22 June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref> He pledged at the $50 tier<ref>[[Doopie E-mails]]</ref> and received a sketch of Rosechu as one of the offered rewards.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-27-doopies-patreon-sketch-for-chris.32596/</ref>

He also paid her $25 for a separate commission to serve as a profile picture and liked it so much that he switched his profile icon on <span class="plainlinks">[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook], <span class="plainlinks">[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/YouTube YouTube], <span class="plainlinks">[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] and [[Patreon]] to it. Ever since Doopie has first shared the picture with Chris, the drawing has been subject to many [[Parody|parodies]] defacing Chris in the picture, either by redrawing him as he actually appears IRL or by replacing Chris with another person such as [[Liquid Chris]].

Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for the exact amount of money, claiming that he needed it to help him and his mother.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg|$25 commission
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
File:Christine C.png|Reward for $50 Patreon pledge
File:Living room August 2018.jpg ‎|Chris hung a print of the drawing in his [[Work Room]].
</gallery></center>

=== Porn ===

[[File: PornRequest.png|thumb|The request in question]]

On 1 August 2017, Chris began pledging to KittenBell - a Patreon account set up by Doopie to handle porn requests, while continuing his pledge to her primary account. He suggested a drawing of two [[My Little Pony]] characters depicted as lesbians "makin' out and fondling/fingering".<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Request for cartoon porn]]</ref> Predictably, Doopie never worked on the project in question.

=="Darling"==
{{main|Darling}}

[[File:Fanartdoopiereact.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Doopie's reaction.]]

After becoming Doopie's customer, Chris began to refer to her as "darling" multiple times over Twitter and once on Doopie's Patreon.<ref name=darling/> He did it in spite of knowing that Doopie was not a [[boyfriend-free girl]], which he learned on 16 May through a Planet Dolan video in which she talked about the success she had at online dating.<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>

Opinion is divided on why Chris did this. Some think he believed Doopie was an attainable target for his [[love quest]], while others think that he was [[naïve]] to how creepy he sounded and thought "darling" was appropriate for a [[tomgirl]] to say in conversation. Chris has similarly used "dear" to address his mother,<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]]</ref> seemingly oblivious to the incestuous implications. Given that Chris has had sex dreams about his mother,<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref> it might not bode well for his view of Doopie. Regardless this still inspired a [[Misc_texts#Fake_Doopie_profile|ween or two]] to try out the already outmoded classic era trolling style.

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==Shot down==

{{quote|You don't know me, christine.|Doopie sets the record straight.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Doopie sets the record straight]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes. I don't totally know you, but you are a good person; like all I've listed here, y'all are girls and at least acquaintances up to friends. And that, to me, counts as much, because I am thankful to have you all in my life and communication circle. 😊🌸 Also, another V.I.Detail., I Care. And I wear my heart on my sleeve. ❤️🤳🏻
|Chris's response.}}

On 1 August, 2017, Chris tagged Doopie in celebration of National Girlfriend Day, listing her among all of the gal-pals he's met on the internet and real life. The day is an occasion meant for female friends to celebrate their special bond.<ref>https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-girlfriends-day-august-1/</ref> Chris — in his typical, completely non-extrospective, fashion — failed to realize how sad and creepy it was to include Doopie, someone he knew only online via a client-artist relationship. If that wasn't inappropriate enough, Chris's subsequent tweets further unveiled an attraction toward Doopie — which appeared much stronger than previously expected. Doopie immediately protested, stating the obvious fact that she was a stranger to Chris. Despite this clear and unambiguous response, Chris happily disregarded it. Only partially agreeing with her, Chris went on to imply that he must have known her a little bit because he knew she was a good person. Chris then expressed his appreciation for her being in his circle of friends (again, ignoring her previous declaration to the contrary). Once again, Chris demonstrates his almost complete lack of social awareness.

However, despite his implied romantic attraction towards her, Doopie, having already known who Chris is, took it surprisingly well and only seemed to mention his heart on his sleeve in her next reply. Showing disgust towards Chris' skewed ideas of empathy, she began to scold Chris on his donation of his own money he could have used to support himself and Barb during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. She allowed Chris to claim a refund of his Patreon pledges, which he initially declined.

== #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe ==

{{main|HarassCWCdirectly}}

[[File:Doopie -DontHarassMe.jpg|thumb]]

After everything was said and done, Chris unpromptedly uploaded a [[Captain's Log]], ordering all the [[trolls]] to [[BACK THE FUCK OFF]]. He shifted all the blame to the weens, believing they were the reason Doopie blatantly rejected him. Chris attempted to begin two hashtag campaigns, #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe. Comprised primarily of a tweet featuring Chris in the middle of a 3x3 grid surrounded by the cast of Planet Dolan, all wearing pink arm bands displaying a red heart with a purple eye in the middle. He did this to encourage the trolls to attack him instead; pledging to protect the entire cast of Planet Dolan. It's likely Chris did this simply to appear heroic to Doopie and to win over her heart again — despite that she never displayed any affection for him to begin with.

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== Kiwi Farms ==

{{main|Doopie E-mails|Doopie Q&A}}

[[File:DoopieKiwiFarms.png|thumb]]

By 3 August, Chris' contact with Doopie had been severely reduced, due to her blocking him on Patreon and Twitter. When probed by a troll on 5 August, Chris gave this reply, suggesting that their relationship was not over yet:

{{quotebox|Doopie and I are not close yet, but that does not mean she is not my friend; "Not Your Friend" were Not her exact words, Troll.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893880561663700992 Chris and Doopie, 5 August]</ref>}}

He also discussed the matter on Patreon:

{{quotebox|And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space. Doopie is going through her recovery of the recent Harassment from You Trolls and Bullies. She liked my Kindness, and I am aware of her past making fun of me; I do not hold that against her. You Damn Trolls and Bullies Ruin Nearly Everything.<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Third Eye Heart Icon]]</ref>}}

Since Chris failed to get the obvious, Doopie temporarily unblocked him on 5 August to spell out that she is not his friend:

{{quoteboxred|I can't believe I had to unblock you to tell you this. I'm not your friend. I'm not ever interested in being your friend. Leave me alone. You were specifically a customer to me, and you took it too far. You creeped me out. Now please don't talk to, or about me, ever again.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003364135976961</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003570797826049</ref>}}

Later, fed up with Chris's constant unwanted praise and affection, Doopie decided to leak all of the private e-mails Chris had sent to her by making an account on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. The users on the site then began to ask her questions regarding her interactions with Chris, to which Doopie responded with some intriguing answers.

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==NightStar2891==
{{main|NightStar2891}}
{{quote|Shut Up, Trolls; I know Doopie is temporarily on your side for now.|Chris, 7 August, ''still'' not getting it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref>}}

[[File:BubbleGummy.jpg|thumb|left|200px|''"An apology piece for you, dear."''<br>Doopie as a pony, by Chris.]]

On 4 August, in response to Doopie blocking him over Twitter and asking him not to tweet about her again, Chris created a sockpuppet account to both follow Doopie and publicly defend his actions. On 7 August, Chris "allowed" his NightStar account to leak direct messages, held with his main CWCSonichu twitter account, in which he explained in further detail his motives and actions regarding Doopie, to a troll who then posted the messages to Kiwi Farms. It's possible that Chris did this in order for Doopie to see his side of the story, since he was aware she had joined the forum.

On 15 August, following Chris' attendance of [[BronyCon|BronyCon 2017]], an optimistic Chris sent an "apology piece" artwork to Doopie via the sockpuppet. The artwork contained Doopie as a My Little Pony character named Bubble Gummy. Still reeling from recent events, Doopie scorned Chris' advances, and proceeded to block his second account:

{{quoteboxred|I told you to leave me alone. It's not the trolls' fault. This is my personal decision. I'm not interested in being friends with you. Stop. Also, making a second account is even worse. Just move on.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897646377383018496</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897648447259648001</ref>}}

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==#BlockTheTrolls==

{{main|BlockTheTrolls}}

==LazyCast and Jessica Quinn==

On 3 September 2017, Chris began following LazyCast, a podcast which has Doopie and her boyfriend as members, on Patreon. He complimented the group, saying:<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>
{{quotebox|I'm listening to y'all on LazyCast; y'all are crazy-funny. 😊🌸}}

On 13 September, Chris tweeted to a reply to Doopie by VimHomeless, attaching an image with text likely written by [[Jessica Quinn]]:
{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a [[Chris and art|fellow artist]] that she would realistically never meet in real life. She [[darling|isn't hung up on]] someone she's never met.}}

On 26 September, Chris temporarily broke up with Quinn for ambiguous reasons involving "lying"; after they got back together, he posted about how LazyCast #10 would be the last he watched of them.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I’ll hear; cutting my ties. I’m sorry for unsubscribing.}}

The breakup occurred after Chris posted screencaps of several of Doopie's tweets, taken while he was using [[TwiSparLicious|a sockpuppet account]]. These screencaps were accompanied by comments such as:<ref>[[:File:TwiSparLicious likes.png]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Just saying, she's growing up mentally and emotionally [[Chris and reality|like I did]]. 🌸}}

This has demonstrated that he remains infatuated with Doopie, and the breakup with Quinn likely happened as a result of his dishonesty to her regarding stalking Doopie on Twitter.

<center><gallery>
File:TwiSparLicious likes.png|Chris takes screenshots of Doopie's tweets using his sockpuppet account.
File:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|Chris's announcement regarding LazyCast.
</gallery></center>

On 6 October 2017, following a breakup with Quinn, Chris read a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread about it. Notably, he rated several of Doopie's forum posts there in the only ratings he had given on the forum at that point.<ref>http://archive.is/TVUcN</ref> Afterwards, he began watching Doopie on YouTube again, and following her on [[Tumblr]].

<center><gallery>
File:Chris rating doopie's posts.png|Rating Doopie's forum posts. Note the "Optimistic" rating.
File:Back to watching Doopie1.png|Chris liking a Lazycast show...
File:Back to watching Doopie2.png|...and a video on Doopie's channel.
File:Following Doopie on tumblr.png|Following her on Tumblr.
</gallery></center>

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== In the comic ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|200px|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color).]]
She was slated to appear in a [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] as she appeared on its cover, standing near Chris. The page was released on 29 May 2017, prior to Doopie blocking him from social media. Afterwards, the comic was scrapped in favor of [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].

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==Fan art==
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Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg
File:Shecameforcwc2017.jpg|KittenBellCameForCWC
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg
Image:DoopieDrawingParody.jpg
Image:DoopieDrawingParody2.jpg
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==Fan video==
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| name = #HarassCWCdirectly
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8oCd-Y8g8Es}}
| Stardate = 6 August 2017
| Maker = Spelling Bee
| Subject =
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==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Misc_texts#Fake_Doopie_profile| Chris shooting down a ween that pretended to be Doopie.]]

==External links==

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver YouTube channel]
*[https://www.patreon.com/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver's Patreon account] - Chris ''was'' a patron of this account.
*[https://www.patreon.com/KittenBell NSFW Patreon account] - And this one, too.

== Sources ==
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