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Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained

2017-04-16T06:14:31Z

Toblerone:

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==Video==
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| name = Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained
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| stardate = 2 December 2016
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{imdoneadulting|text}}
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| previous = [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]]
| next = [[December 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Video: Happy Birthday, Rikki|Paid Video: Happy Birthday, Rikki]]
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'''Description'''

{{quotebox|Now accepting Donations on my Patreon Page,<ref>https://patreon.com/user?u=4525122&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=creatorshare2
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Citing emgo316
Alpha Trion Review<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv_WbpYnUL8&index=20&list=PLszc8VRCv6OdxZ_ZqAIDl3K1pMvQefU8u</ref>

Soundwave Review<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNf7zPJ82U&list=PLszc8VRCv6OdxZ_ZqAIDl3K1pMvQefU8u&index=26</ref>

Alpha Trion on BigBadToyStore.com<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25157&mode=retail</ref>

SHAREfactory™
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==Transcript==
[''Pre-rendered ShareFactory intro'']

Guhlo everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again. In this video, I'm gonna clarify a few details about the challenge I recently decided to start: The Alpha Trion [''childish, prolonged shout''] Young Warrior Challenge. As inspired by Emgo316, and his running gag of, of the - his running gag of Alpha Trion. Anyway, so, essentially, as, apparently, it did not get fully understood during the last video, 'cause I found a comment that asked "How's this work?" So I'll break it down, slow as I can in speech, okay?

Alright, so, anyway, optionally, with the Alpha Trion figure, or optionally with his face that you can find on the internet to draw if you like, or take a box there if you have it, or whatever. Anyway, you don't need the figure. But really, the, uh challenge is, starting the video, starting off with - and you wanna do this live from your own voice. Live, recording. You don't wanna, you don't - do not do a previous recording that just goes on and on and on and on and on, and no video edits. That's part of the chawenge. But anyway, the joke was, as Emgo put it, he said [''even more prolonged shout''] "Young Warrior!" So you wuh, so, starting off, the first thing you do, you say "Young Warrior," and you go long on the "O", as long as you're, are able to in one breath. And after that, you s- you'd s- uh, you'd face the camera, some sound advice of which you might have thought of yourself or heard from your parents, or your grandparents, or other relatives, or friends, yadda yadda yadda.

Like definitely, as I ended the last video, [''childish acting voice''] "Donald Trump! You really should advocate the office and allow Hillary to come in - and take Pence with you. You're not young!" [''chuckles''] That was a good joke. Alright, so, start the video, you tell everybody you're doing the challenge, and you want, much like previous challenge videos you challenge him, her, who, he, she, them, whatever. And then you go [''prolonged shout''] "Young Warrior!" [''childish''] Bear with me now and understand me tomorrow. [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|When the ger - when the gerbil retreats into the bunghole,]] the moon shall fall into a vat of tapioca. You know what's wierd? Megatron got that joke. [''Patrick Star voice''] He would. [''Witch voice''] What's that supposed to mean? Did someone leave the front door open? Should I come? I feel like I should come. [''Childish voice''] Jimmy, come back! [''Normal''] But anyways, say- uh, I just did that for fun. But essentially, you do the young warrior, and then announce your piece of advice. And that is the Alpha-Trion '''Young''' Warrior Challenge.

In om- and res, and respect of, to help, but make awareness of and help me out, through my Patreon [''shows sheet of paper with Patreon logo printed on the wrong side''] or directly through Paypal, but Patreon is where it's at now. 'Cause at the very least, you get, you can make monthly don- you can do it monthly, and you get charged next month, yadda yadda yadda, the following month, whatever. Anyway, so, that is that, and now for the similiar detail and on a more serious note, me, Hillary Clinton. That's wise. Trump and Pence. [''Humming''] Seriously, though, Trump, Pence, Donald Trump and Pence, advocate the office and let Hillary get the ticket, or else a lot of Americans, including myself, are still gonna pray for your deaths to happen before January. So you bet- so you'll- so ya'll will def- so America and you will definitely be a lot better off having Hillary for President. So advocate the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose. [''unintelliglbe Trump imitation''] You can take the spin for a while, but unlike yourselves, or actual people a good thing in [''unintelligible'']. [''Normal''] Yeah, well, in the meantime you're gonna go back to hanging off from the Simpson's chimney house. Because I couldn't get you to do it- to hang off the Hyde house. Anyway, Trump: Not my President! Hillary: our President, yay! Wonder Woman! Thank you and have a good day. And look forward to another video of fun and hilarity in ef- in a few weeks or less.

==References==
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Pmurt

2017-04-15T23:50:54Z

Toblerone:

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{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
! colspan="2" | JERKS
|-
! colspan="2" | [[File:Trump.jpg]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Donald Trump
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Pmurt [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|A Mean One]] [[March 2017 Facebook Posts|Number 45]] [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45|Darn Ol' Tramp]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 14 June 1946 (age {{Age|1946|6|14}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| [[Jerk|Male]]
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| President of the United States Businessman
|-
| '''Term'''
| 2017-
|-
| '''Preceded by'''
| [[Barack Obama]]
|-
|}

'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for billionaire and incumbent President of the United States '''[[wikipedia:Donald Trump|Donald Trump]]''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards<ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref>, however in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]]<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref>. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President [[wikipedia:Mike Pence|Mike Pence]], which is actually against the [[law]].

==Meaning of the name==
This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random Access Humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected.]]".

[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|left|Chris probably thinks this is real.]]

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>; in his eyes, mocking anyone's name will severely degrade them — this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying anything backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> — which he believe are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref>. Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection for everyone to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
{{quotebox|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most Immature, Uncouth, and Not Valid to be president. Trump will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-LGBTQ, Anti-Immigrants, he puts down Women VERY BAD, and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants, AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major-media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness of [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24th, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===

*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]."<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone."<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor Roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of."<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD.]]"<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions.]]"

*He is a [[Jerk|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]] On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive MALE Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and Reality|Not Valid to be president.]]"<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While there's some ambiguity in Trump's case, Chris has [[Megan|had the]] [[Kacey|claims regarding]] [[Catherine|him confirmed]].

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]."<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly Tugboat|they have to work too, you know.]]"<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and Money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt."<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

===On issues relevant to Chris===

*LGBTQ

Chris is especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>.

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House." In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they might implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the Law|at least not from being transgender]]).

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump has expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues. Chris is aware of this, but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]

Trump has been critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign <ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref>. Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims may be to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris is dimly cognizant of this and fears that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away.

On 14 November, he stated<ref>[[[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly Tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue. This is stupid, considering her past support for her husband Bill’s restrictions on welfare, but Chris believed it anyway.

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry." Examples of the pages Chris reacted to can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-05-02-12-png.153431/ here] and [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-19-08-04-png.153440/ here].

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-13-chris-hates-and-fears-trump-and-pence.25777/page-2#post-1878273</ref>; given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of The Simpsons]] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>, which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris has signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same sex partner, use birth control, are a single mother, are transgender or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on 19 December 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election—since Clinton won the popular vote—and abolish the democratic process of the United States. This did not happen.

[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

==Death Threats==
Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election.<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref>, including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

'''Timeline'''

On 9 November 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers on 10 November, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Only time will tell how far Chris pushes his luck with his repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die.

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|posts on Facebook]] that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post. Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-4#post-1865911</ref>.

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-14#post-1869300</ref>.

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweets]] the Infowars article.

*4:23 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.2|tweets]] that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.

*6:53 pm - Chris again [[Twitter#10 November 2016.3|tweets]] to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment."

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead."

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving." Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows|posts a picture to Facebook]] depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed. The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil."

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]"

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-14-16-chris-simulates-murder-with-legos.25791/page-7#post-1880108</ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in [[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...|a 22-tweet long rant]], makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified." He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using Legos:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the [[wikipedia:First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act]], Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump|tweets]] the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again|tweets]] his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever." To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased."

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (a LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison." Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it<ref>[[Twitter#10 November 2016.2]]</ref>. Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref>. He also believes it's possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref>, and that Clinton would not, since "Men die earlier than women.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>" Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January, 2017, by someone else's hands or illness."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified..." He followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me."<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believes "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>"

==See Also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death Threats]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump Official White House Website]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump Trump] on [[Wikipedia]]

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Feelings of the election results

2016-11-13T23:54:29Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

{{transcription}}
Pleading the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution means to decline to offer self-incriminating evidence. It allows a person the right to remain silent in the face of questioning that could implicate him in a crime. Chris does the opposite of this, and freely offers evidence which implicates him threatening the President-Elect of the United States.

==Video==
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| name = Feelings of the election results
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=IVJBoE8fAE4}}
| stardate = 12 November 2016
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Politics|[[Pmurt]]}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Red with Buttons
| previous = [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests#A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists|A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists]]
| next =
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|**Warning: This video is rated "M" for its controversial content, so don't let the under 18s watch, and download and repost this video, the one or two, out of the billions of people inthe world, who can do and do it anyway, you damn internet trolls, haters, 4chans, and what-the-hell immature and bored people, despite your own consequences, lack of true social life, and s***. I know y'all do it, anyway. Yeah.

(hashtag)NotMyPresident

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===Transcript===

[''Chris holds a Lego American flag and minifigure'']
I'm record this video in stating that I am not obligated to accept the current situations, nor to accept Mr. Trump at all. I have absolutely no respect for Donald Trump. And, I uphold the first amendment, pleading the first amendment, [[Chris and the Law|and I plead the fifth amendment as well]] in the following statements and video. Personal thoughts, responses, and everything. Thank you.

[''"PLAYER 1 START' transition'']

[''Mumbles to himself and points at his table'']
Hello people on the internet! This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and... yeah. Trump... Has been elected. But there's a chance that he will not- [[Chris and death|that he will not make it to office]]- cuz of his age at the very least... Hey, males die before women. Gimme a break. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] [''Shakes head, muttering 'No.'

[''Counting on fingers'']

Hello everybody on the internet! Right... Trump has been elected. Hopefully, he will not- be make it- be able to make it for the inauguration. Because of his age. Males die early, so they. Anyway, [''sigh''] obviously being great- the great Hillary supporter, both [[Barb|my mother]] and I have- voted for Hillary. Atatleast our goats counted, cuz she won the Virginia vote...

Anywho, uh, s-, anywho, aside from that, so, yes, I have responded- to... the election results [[Chris and English|quite verily]], or... distraughtly. [''Transformer clunks on table''] Right... Sentinel Prime, which, orange-face... Being pretty much representative of Trump himself... Cuz he is orange-faced... Right. So... Everybody- we must [[Twitter#10_November_2016.2|PRAY]] for Trump's death to happen before January 2017, and then afterwards, when he's been encased, we can pile a tombstone- a mock tombstone- And, we can pretend... [''breaks minifigure''] And we can pretend that we can have fun dancing on his grave. ['sings incoherently and jams minifigure against table] Of course that'll be regardless of if he is buried underground or shelved in a mausoleum.

Anyway, yeah, [[Chris and Hypocrisy|still being patriotic,]] I do not burn the flag like the other people did in that other state among the two states that did riot... Which, I would have participated in rioting... But right.

There is one other thing I'd like to do which is considered controversial, but I still consider it quite patriotic... to the United States flag. Either by illness- or... [''grabs Lego Donald Trump in gallows''] by the hand of his own... Mike Pence... Die, Trump, die. [''Chris pulls gallows and uncomfortably stares at it for several seconds''] Yup... And then, Pence [''Marge Simpson voice''] 'PENCE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.' [''cut''] 'YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS JANEKOP.' [''Grabs Lego prison cell''] 'YOU'RE GOING TO THE JAIL, BELONGING TO THE JERKOPS AND JANEKOPS.' [''incoherent babbling'']

[''Puts jail cell in front of camera''] 'So, they got you too, eh?' 'Uh, they got me for being a jerkop among all the other jerkops that abused their badges like crackers. Anyway, don't sit on the toilet.' The end.

[''cut'']

''Chris holds a piece of paper written backwards. It reads:''
"(Before January 2017)
Die, Trump, die,
or by illness,
by Mike Pence's hand."
Yup. I feel the same way eve when it's spelled backwards. Good night.

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Clyde E-mails

2016-07-24T04:26:03Z

Toblerone:

This set of '''Clyde e-mails''' showcases a collection of communications between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Clyde Cash]]. The e-mails, sent [[February 2009]] to [[May 2010]] show a number of things, the biggest thing of all is that, for a year, Chris had pined for [[PandaHalo]], going so far as to hold on to [[PSN]] accounts he created for her.
==Emails==
=== Yo chris, check out Rabbichoso! It's gonna be big! — February 3, 2009 ===

{{Email|[[sonichu.info]], sorry for hijacking your old domain man, but a man's gotta advertise you know?

anyway, this is what i've been working on for a while. just to let you know.

love [[clyde]]}}

{{EmailReply|Your pencil sketches are truly a sight.

...A Sight for Ventilation Cracks. Your drawings are just terrible and sketchy.

Peace, 
Christian C.

P.S.

If [[Sarah]] is Truly with you right now, please ask her to e-mail me from her e-mail address very soon, so I can hear the Truth from her personal words.}}

=== February 17, 2009 ===

{{quotebox|Clyde, I thank you for your offer to help me in my situation, in the event of my parent's passing. I will accept your offer to help, and when you call my family, please feel free to introduce yourself to them, talk politely to them, and state your business calmly and slowly. I will listen to you, in writing, so I can better understand you. Thank you.

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

{{Email|Chris, you've never accepted my help before, you've also ignored [[Vivian]]'s advice.

I haven't seen any change in your lifestyle. I hate lies, you know.

My message to you is just a warning. I mean, most men your age would have already moved out...

- Clyde}}

=== February 24, 2009 ===

{{Email|We're sending [[Julie]] off to [[China]] in 9 hours.

You have failed me yet again, Chris-chan.

- Clyde}}

{{EmailReply|I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to [[Ohio trip|Cleaveland]] tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and [[Chris and religion|I have the support of God]], my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland, Ohio for Julie.

Christian C.}}

{{Email|I'll go buy the fanciest chocolate I can as I promised.

- Clyde}}

=== February 27, 2009 ===

{{EmailReply|I traveled [[Ohio trip|an 800+ Mile Round Trip]] to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

=== Hi, Clyde — October 25, 2009 ===

{{EmailReply|I have a little something that I think you do not want spread around and around on the [[internet]]. A certain picture... "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout."

If you do not want this picture spread, then YOU DO AS I SAY.

I only ask for two things; a video on YOUR "TheGreggMays" [[YouTube]] where you SHOW YOUR TRUE FACE and TELL US ALL YOUR REAL NAME, WHERE YOU LIVE and that YOU are no better than a lowly catipiller with TRUE DETAILS ABOUT YOURSELF, and that you PROMISE, with BOTH HANDS facing the camera, that you will NEVER bother me, Christian Weston Chandler, or do any Villanous [[Trolling]] EVER AGAIN.

And the other thing is simply to cut yourself AWAY from the [[internet]] and LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALONE FOREVER.

You have until October 26, 2009 at 11:30 PM. You fufill my wishes, and I Promise, Hand-To-God, to delete ALL traces of the picture from all my hard drives. If you do not, or fail to respond by the deadline, I'll show off your pic for all to see.

Live in Peace or Stress; Make Your Choice.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{Email|You don't have the balls to do anything.}}

=== A real man fights with no weapons. — March 11, 2010 ===

{{Email|Also, you're still mad? God damn, it's been a year, get over it.

(She isn't [[dead]]. I lied about that to get you to stop pursuing her.)

If you actually did some research (which I knew you wouldn't do) the fires weren't even near [[Sarah]]. Congrats, you fail at everything.}}

{{EmailReply|You still [[rape]]d her, and you got her pregnant, you bastard! I will never forgive you for that!}}

{{Email|It isn't rape if she enjoys it :D

Also my daughter's name is Penny. I'll make sure you never touch her you sick bastard.}}

=== I have one request for you, Clyde. — March 13, 2010 ===
{{EmailReply|I still have full control over the [[PSN]] account I had originally created
for Sarah; considering you have a [[PS3]] or two, and IF she really is
alive, I would like to hand over control of that account directly to
her. I've held onto it for over a year, so I'm not going to give it to
her through you.

All I ask is for SARAH, herself, to e-mail me within the next few days
from her old e-mail (@gmail.com) address, of which the account is
linked to. I want her to tell me in her own words, in great detail,
what had happened
since she and I last talked in December of 2008. And I want her to
attach a current .jpg photo of herself (a family photo with you and/or
"Penny" is optional).

After I have the full confirmation and confidence that it is her truly,
I will e-mail her the current password to her PSN, so then she may do
with it as she pleases; change the mailing address, update the e-mail,
change the password, etc. And I can feel better knowing I can
relinquish the account from my PS3 with her having full control of it.
ONLY I am on her Friends List, and I would appreciate it if it would
stay that way (do not remove me).

Clyde, if you permit me this one communication between her and me, I will forgive you for all of your misdeeds against me, and Sarah, and leave you all be peace (with you leaving me and mine be peace as well).

This is all I ask, so I can make certain she has been alive and well and move on with that little peace of mind.

I thank you for your time in reading this message, good sir. And I wish you a good and safe day.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

=== Panda Correspondence — March 17, 2010 ===
[[File:Cashes.png|thumb|Sarah, Penny and Clyde, apparently.]]
{{quoteboxred|Chris, this is the only time I will talk to you again.

After Clyde came over and raped me, it turns out that I had a sex addiction. For the next few weeks, he satisfied my lusty cravings but then I remembered you.

Clyde placed a bet with me that you would forget about me in a day. Then he set up [[BlueSpike|this 13 year old boy]] and you know what happened after that.

This is why I despise you, you fell for another woman instantly. You did not give a shit about me. This is why that girl you are complaining about hates you. Because it is obvious you do not care about her. All you care about is your stupid PS3 and your shitty PSN account. Also I do not care about the [[LittleBigPlanet|littlebigplanet]] account, keep it.

Here is a picture from [[Christmas]] with Penny at two months old. 
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1981/happyfamily.png

I am through. Do not email me again.

Sarah}}

{{quotebox|That's cool. I wanted to make sure you were alive, safe and well; that is all. Did Clyde show you some of things I did in your memory during the time I had thought you were dead? I did a LOT of stuff dedicated to your memory between a few videos on YouTube and in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic]] pages, which B.T.W. I have kept my promise and used your past [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] fanart as the cover of [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]]. And I put a memorial page at the end of the book as well (granted the end of the episode needs improvement, and I am working on that).

I had kept you in my heart and worried about you for over a year since I had read the article in the Washington Post of the Bushfires in Australia January of 2009. I had not heard from you since then; I had assumed the worst. I mourned over the loss during the time.

I had to move on, because I had thought you were dead. It PAINED me worse for like over a month since I read that article. Clyde underestimates me, and he exaggerates on how quickly I moved on. At this time, I don't expect you to believe me on that. It pained me more, because I had two items I was going to give to you. The PSN account, and a Musical Birthday Card with Eric and "Jennifer Lopez" singing "[[South Park|Don't be fooled by all my money, I still like to eat tacos, honey. So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy.]]" I still have that card. And I think fondly of you and our time together every time I hear or think of that Taco Song. I'd say "Taco, Taco"; you'd say "Burrito, Burrito". And I can never forget that time you and I role-played a day in home-life between you, me, baby [[Daughter|Crystal]] and [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]. I adopted Reginald to be the name I give to my first son ever since then. It is a good name.

You have made me and my life feel a lot better during our time, and some after. I thank you for that.

Anyway, the PSN account I had made for you; you can give it to Penny, and let her have fun with it when she's old enough. The current password is "[[Sonichu Girls|sonichugirl76]]". It's a LOT more than [[LittleBiGPlanet]].

I will not contact you anymore after this, so I bid you a happy life with your family. It is good to hear that you have been alive, safe and well this whole time. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|It's not much, but here's the Profile Save Data I had created on my PS3 under your PSN; just copy it to an SD Card, find the PS3 Save Data on the PS3 XMB, select SD card and copy the data. You will be later prompted the option to import the Profile Data, or it may load from it. Make sure the PS3 you use has ALL of the LBP ADD-Ons downloaded onto its HDD from the online Store. Please enjoy it.}}

=== Panda — May 3, 2010 ===

{{quoteboxred|Dear Christian,

Penny is sleeping now. Clyde is at work, so I am sneaking on his PC.

Despite the distance between us, and the months neglected, I do care about you Christian. I worry about you and what the [[trolls]] are doing. While entertaining his friends Friday evening, I overheard Clyde boasting over cards to his new hispanic friend. It is why I am writing you now, Christian. I think I know how the trolls keep getting your info.

[[PS3/How_the_PS3_is_Hacked|http://sonichu.com/cwcki/PS3/How_the_PS3_is_Hacked]]

Clyde put in a type of mod chip in your PS3. It broadcasts information to the trolls. I do not know how long it has been in there, but I have a feeling its been there for years. I urge you to make haste and take care of this, Christian. And remember me, always, as you do.

Godspeed, 
Sarah McKenzie}}

{{quotebox|Thank you, Sarah. I want you to know that it really makes me feel better knowing that YOU still care about me. I am happy and most appreciative of you being a big part of my life and the effects you've contributed. You will always have a place in my heart forever.

I wish you and Penny the best of blessings.

Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

These lead into the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]].

{{Emails}}
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Chris and sex

2016-07-06T06:10:23Z

Toblerone: /* Rape */

{{Honest}}

[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''') as well as '''gender''', mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, a sheltered upbringing, and the twisted, disjointed worldview he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex and gender==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl or get a legitimate girlfriend, a task at which he will never achieve his main goal, namely getting a sweetheart.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

===[[Chris and gender|Gender in general]]===
Similar to [[Chris and religion|the topic of faith]], Chris's actual beliefs on gender are more complex than his stated beliefs. Over his life, he has developed a burning hatred of males [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate|in general]], not unlike [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Aeverine_Nieves another autistic on] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] noted for his/her similarities to Chris. This likely spirals back to his bullying by other boys at school, not to mention the fact that Chris is known to fly into fits of [[Chris and his ego|jealous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] whenever he sees [[Liquid Chris|a man more successful than him]], especially if [[Clyde Cash|that]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|man]] [[Wes Iseli|is getting some]] and he isn't. Inversely, whenever trolls invented a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] for him, Chris would make [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|childish YouTube videos]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|wherein he would gloat]] to their supposed exes. Chris's infantile, jealousy-driven hatred of his own gender has even led him to label [[JERKS|all men]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|"barbarian[s]"]]. This bizarre view may also have contributed to his [[Tomgirl|decision to cross-dress]].

Inversely, Chris repeatedly asserts his reverence of women, and seems to have a comparatively glowing opinion of them, stating that he finds women "empathetic". But, as stated at the beginning of the section, the truth is more complicated. While Chris has always preferred female friends, and is known to be far more accommodating of lesbians than gay men, even going so far as to [[Chris and reality|identify as one himself]], in truth, Chris has a distinctly sexist view of [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. By all accounts, Chris seems to place all women into one of two categories - organic [[Officer Nasty|sex]] [[Kimmi|toys]] who exist to submit to his every desire, or [[Barb|mother]] [[Gal-pals|figures]] who exist to dote on him, keep his child-like, responsibility-free lifestyle sustainable, and nurse his wounded [[ego]] whenever the need arises.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. This seems to be hyperbole, but considering Chris' abysmal knowledge of the sciences, it is difficult to be sure.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical straight and non-straight behavior, too, insisting he is straight even as he acts like a stereotypical mincing, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] transsexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks "gay" is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

As of 2015, Chris has stated his preference for female pronouns, going so far as to dub himself "Christine Weston Chandler" on his Facebook. As of 11 February, 2015, Chris has started signing the medallions he sells on eBay with this name. From this it can be inferred that he was using the tomgirl label as a stepping stone into full blown transsexualism. Whether or not Chris is legitimately transsexual remains to be seen. As it is unlikely he will ever willingly see a therapist regarding his gender issues (or [[Chris and psychology|any]] [[Chris and anger|other]] [[Chris and health|of]] [[Chris and his Ego|his]] [[Chris and reality|issues]] for that matter), we may never have a definitive answer.

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a homo).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature, or a combination thereof.

==Staying straight==
{{see also|Homos#Fear of being a homo|l1=Fear of being a homo}}

==Is Chris asexual?==
Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hug machine|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). This could explain some of Chris's views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is something all men need to experience in order to become complete adults.

As the act of sexual intercourse and relationships in general are fairly social activities, it's quite possible that Chris views the act of losing his virginity as something of a rite of passage--something he needs to do in order to validate his own sexuality and prove to the world that he's a capable "adult". Chris also fails to realize that relationships are give and take. Every sweetheart that Chris has had, which eventually turned out to be a troll involved long, received relentless emails and calls in which Chris jabbered on and on about how much he "loved" them and how he was looking forward to finally having sex. After supposedly losing his virginity, it's unknown if he still craves sexual intercourse as much as he did before. One thing is still certain, however, is that he still fervently desires the attention of a sweetheart.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "asexual" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and missed her point completely).<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2" />

However, considering Chris's incessant shoehorning of entirely unnecessary sex into the comics, and the ludicrous efforts he goes to to get some [[China]], he does seem to possess sexual desire - though not necessarily for women, as these things could simply be part of his efforts to disprove his much-feared [[homosexuality]].

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris is actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>
{{-}}

==Prostitution==
Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense and proof of having half a brain - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris' leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that the girl was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]].

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible, <ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true. <ref> [[http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]]</ref>

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris is very apathetic about the idea of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to move in with her rapist, whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. More recently, he has taken to comparing his ordeals with the trolls to rape in his Facebook posts.

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, during a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]].

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

One might assume that he will one day try to rape someone due to this mindset and stalker tendencies, but this scenario is highly unlikely. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent....or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]].

He also doesn't have a history of violence (indeed, quite, quite the opposite), and aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person - the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), potential sweethearts should still exercise some caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Tomgirl|female]] enough or [[Chris and his ego|attractive]] enough that [[Chris and reality|a man would want to rape him.]]

==Sexting==
[http://www.4shared.com/photo/ofavvePXce/Chris_Chan_Sexting.html Sexting Coversation]

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Love quest}}
{{Chris and}}

Talk:Etsy

2016-07-06T04:50:40Z

Toblerone: /* Still uses it? */

== Copy and paste Chris ==

Should it be mentioned how lazy Chris is here, merely copying and pasting his whole Ebay disclaimers, and only caring enough to replace "Ebay" with "Etsy", and nothing more?

Like the "All bidders are bound by Etsy's..." blahblah... Etsy is not a bidding site. It's strictly buy it now. This proves to me either two things, 1. Chris is lazy and stupid (obviously), or 2. He has no clue how the site works prior to registering.

I think it might be all of the above, actually. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 17:01, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

==Proposed Organization Reshuffle==
Chris has just added a shitload of more items to sell on Etsy, with more to come. The structure of this page, I think, should be similar to that of [[Ebay]], with a focus on the site itself, not the actual products. So instead of cluttering up this page with his lengthy, repetitious descriptions of the products, they should be moved to the pages for the products themselves--[[Medallions]], [[Commissions]], [[Amiibo]], and so on. The only thing I'm uncertain about where it goes is his donation request for Sonichu 11. The [[Sonichu 11]] page, I think, should be dedicated to the content of the comic itself, and is not the place for a discussion of his attempt to market it. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 11:34, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

== The Reviews, seriously? ==

Please tell me that the 38 reviews he's been left are all trolls.

I know that getting any feedback via online selling can be an impossible task, so please for the love of god can someone confirm or deny my suspicions.

[[User:CrazyKeith|CrazyKeith]] ([[User talk:CrazyKeith|talk]]) 01:50, 10 February 2016 (UTC)

== Still uses it? ==

I saw a mention in a newer article that Chris has relocated yet again, with strong implications that he has left Etsy as well.

The article makes no mention of it. If it's true, someone should add it, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 18:58, 5 July 2016 (UTC)

:The death knell for his Etsy was implied when he shut it down in April after announcing SEA, and was recently confirmed in [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. If this is how things go, that would entail writing up a new article about his Zazzle shop, or at least a very large addition to this one. But here's the thing- Chris already went back on himself just a few days after closing it in April, and he could very well do it again. There is neither an Etsy shop or a Zazzle shop up right now, so there's no telling if Chris will follow through with SEA or just fall back to Etsy again. That sort of ambiguity would best be left out of the article until we know for sure what Chris is doing. [[User:Toblerone|Toblerone]] ([[User talk:Toblerone|talk]]) 04:49, 6 July 2016 (UTC)

Chris's Specimen Sample

2016-07-04T17:00:51Z

Toblerone:

{{Honest}}

'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more clean than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the ice crystals created ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera.

==Video==
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| stardate = 26 [[February 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| previous = [[Update: 2/25/16]]
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
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</center>

==Transcript==
''Chris is sitting on his bed.''

'''Chris''' : Hello Samantha and Ellie, this is- I'm Christine Chandler.

''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.''

'''Chris''' : ''(in babyish voice)'' This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.

'''Chris''' : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.

'''Chris''' : But yes, I am a lesbian trans woman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.

'''Chris''' : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.

'''Chris''' : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.

''[Chris gets off his enormous ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]''

''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom.]''

'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.

'''Chris''' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.

''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''

'''Chris''' : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|still consider me for your donor]].

'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]

Announcement 06292016

2016-07-04T16:57:26Z

Toblerone:

'''Announcement 06292016''' and '''Announcement 06292016-2''' are two videos uploaded by Chris on 29 June 2016. In the first video, Chris requests even more donations, treating his self-caused monetary troubles as a charity to which his donors are obligated to give more money to. He also apologizes to [[JERKS|the male gender,]] likely after realizing that the majority of his donors were men. Alternatively it may also be another vain attempt to set himself apart from the male population. Notably, Chris omits to mention his [[Duck|ugly growth]] in his list of commonalities with them. In the second one, he claims that he is cured from autism by simply watching a "subliminal" video three times a day for three months. Ironically, the second video was made because he had forgotten to mention that he was autism-free in the first announcement.

==Video==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|5mnMBxv-2w8}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = White Tomgirl
| previous = [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.}}

===Transcript===
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. And, uh, we will be getting to the, uh, next chapter of the, uh, Unicorns, Rainbows, and Bluebird a' Happiness... in the next video right after this one. But first I hav- I do have a couple of announcements to make. We've received a good number of donations... but we could still do better, and, uh... [''fiddles with glasses''] yeah, it's fair, we'v- we've... managed, for the most part. Yeah. So. It could still... things could be better. Yeah.

Anyways, uh... keep 'em coming, I'll put a list- I'll put da link underneath this video as well. Well... the instructions, anyway. Um. [''unintelligible'']

Um. Anyway... [''removes glasses''] I also have an ass- I have a most ''sincere'', and direct apology to all the... males worldwide, around the world. Of which indeed 'tas come to my attention that we have more than in common. [''looks at phone''] An I'm gonna- I wrote it down, so... gonna read my apology. Anyway, yes.

[''begins reading''] Gentlemen of the world: I have learned and realized that y'all, as a male, are OK. All people, female and male, are more alike than we realize. We are all the same inside the womb. Half of us come out ''changed'' from that... and half of us gets remained ''un''changed. And really, the difference between derringers- ''genders'', is the one mutation created by the chromosome. And the varying levels of mentality and ability, individually. And, for putting y'all down as a group... [''performs a halfhearted sitting bow''] I deeply apologize. Deeply and sincerely. I respect you each as people and individuals... but I still maintain the respectacle arms-length distance... when being approached in person. [''puts down phone, stares blankly into space for a few seconds'']

Hmm. Alright, so... coming up shortly, is the uh... is chapter 3 of... Unicorns, Rainbows, Bird Bloober Happiness. [''puts palm out''] Thank you.

==Video 2==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|JvnNoy1rEu0}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = White Tomgirl
| next = [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox| I am cured of Autism, thanks to three months of the following groove three times per day.

https://youtu.be/RTTM_94glfY}}

===Transcript===

Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Announcement 06292016-2

2016-06-30T06:08:33Z

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Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3

2016-06-30T06:06:46Z

Toblerone:

Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3 is a video uploaded by Chris on 29 [[June 2016]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3s
| video = {{#ev:youtube|h2tbxns4Dig}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = White tomgirl
| previous = [[Announcement 06292016-2]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==

[''PS4 Intro'']

Hello everybody! This is chapter three in our v-log of uh, reading bluebird, happy unicorns rainbows and bluebirds of happiness. So, here we go. Chapter three. Hm. ''Suffer the children.'' Hm.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Announcement 06292016

2016-06-30T06:04:26Z

Toblerone:

Announcement 06292016 and Announcement 06292016-2 are two videos uploaded by Chris on 29 June 2016. In the first video, Chris requests even more donations, treating his self-caused monetary troubles as a charity. He also apologizes to [[JERKS|the male gender,]] possibly after realizing that the majority of his donors were men. In the second one, he claims that he is cured from autism by simply watching a "subliminal" video three times a day for three months.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Announcement 06292016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5mnMBxv-2w8}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = White Tomgirl
| previous = [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.}}

==Transcript==

==Video 2==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Announcement 06292016-2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JvnNoy1rEu0}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = White Tomgirl
| next = [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| I am cured of Autism, thanks to three months of the following groove three times per day.

https://youtu.be/RTTM_94glfY}}

==Transcript==

Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3

2016-06-30T05:37:29Z

Toblerone:

Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3 is a video uploaded by Chris on 29 [[June 2016]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3s
| video = {{#ev:youtube|h2tbxns4Dig}}
| stardate = 29 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{White tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Announcement 06292016-2]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==

[''PS4 Intro'']

Hello everybody! This is chapter three in our v-log of uh, reading bluebird, happy unicorns rainbows and bluebirds of happiness. So, here we go. Chapter three. Hm. ''Suffer the children.'' Hm.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation

2016-06-27T03:42:12Z

Toblerone:

'''Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. The video is of Chris, announcing to the viewers that his [[Etsy]] is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon. Through most of the video, Chris is [[Stare|staring right at the camera]], reflecting older styles of video. Chris, about one third into the video, tries to pity the viewer into donating by saying that there are "troubles here at home", and that they need cash, even though Chris gets a [[tugboat]], meaning Chris spent all of his money on useless shit already, and he needs more. Ironically, Chris is sitting right in front of all of his toys, and even his new body pillow.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=3KL0Z5e4qV4}}
| stardate =11 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]
| next = [[Donations Requested, Please.]]
}}
==Description==
{{Quotebox|Donate to help me, Please. Click the Support Button on this Channel, or send money to me via PayPal to (434)-760-0848. Thank you.
}}
==Transcript==
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from home; there's actual, actually a couple of updates, uhh, in reference to the shop. Uhh, yes, the shop is consid.. the Cwcville shopping Esty store is currently on vacation until i catch up with my orders. So, again that's on vacation , and hopefully I will have all non-book orders by the end of this month, and then the books ready to go out as...if not t-sooner then...mid July. Goin out. And also do-d-the books will be relocating to a different location and soon enough after I get-uh things going..um more things going I have the uh, second cwi-second brance of cwcville shopping over on zazzle opening soon with official pieces that I will be contributing to and actually getting the of the money to.

Ah.

But-anyway aside from that..um..*faces curls in stress*yeah. Troubles *stress sigh* happening here at home again-ah. So I'm really depressed, trapped, my mom's bothering me, phew. [what] on my mind, more than the weight of a hippopotamus on my head I have practically planet Pluto. And I don't care rather its been deci-declassified or not I still consider A PLANET!

[''stress sigh'']

Anywhoso, yeah with that, and, I'm unable to connect to The YouTubes through my PlayStation so I gotta use the darn selfie stick and that's why it's a little bit shakey right now.

Anyways

So aside from that, um...I dunno, OH, right, donations. You can help donate to me by clicking the support button here on the YouTube channel..or s-or you can directly send me money through paypal to my phone number............which that's my best guess or I dunno if uh you can send it directly to my name...uh. Well I don't know everything, but anyway click the uh support button so bri-s-s-subscribe watch the advertisements along side my video, um, send it to me via PayPal through my phone number, um

But anyway

Aside from that, um, I dunno, fun times! Yipeedeedo! We're gonna have fun! I'm gonna [unintelligible] der de der der doo do doo do do al lab abla alba we're gonna have some fun! I'm rumpin around town! I'm having a being myself! I don't necessarily need a sword but my figures holding onto one yipeedeedoo! woopeedoo! Actually this work better. *grabs a girl lego figure with blue hair* da da da da da da na da da da na da da

[''stress sigh'']

[''his mood snaps from excited to depressed, his eyes grow teary'']
Yup ,I got too much on my head. [unintelligible] my worries, so *glares* yeah. Could use some help, so I can...*looks down in shame* I mean, I'm trying! I'm trying to get money in this house-my mom ee-YEAAAAAAAAAAR. TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH! REEEEEEE-have a good day.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2

2016-06-27T03:39:41Z

Toblerone:

'''Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[June 2016]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nkVtTB51z3A}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]
| next = [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| The second part in a multipart series to read this story.

I learned of, and cleared up, the block on my PayPal account last night. So, please, try donating again if you tried and was unable to. And, please donate, everyone who hasn't yet.

Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

If you are unable to send via PayPal, please send a legal check with the amount to my home address.
Christine Chandler
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968}}

==Transcript==

[PS4 intro]

[Music plays throughout. Chris is looking up at his PS4; once he notices that the recording has started, he puts down the controller and looks at the camera]

Hello, everybody, it's Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. Update on the, uh, donations... apparently, uh, there was a temporary block on the, uh, my Paypal account. But I have sume desolve-- I have resolved that, cleared that up, so, everybody can donate once again, safely and well, so please get to that right away, if you haven't been able to do that for the last day or two.

Also, if you do find difficulty in donating through Paypal... mmm, I will allow for you to send me... a... cer-- a certified... bank cheque, through the US mail to my home address. But mosssly, I want it direct to my Paypal account, please.

Anyway, with that, um... still got the, uh, buzz about from the electric company threatening to cut off our power, so... we desperatney need at least two hundred dollars. I say tha-- I s-- I state tha-- I quote that... amount... because not only do we need to pay the bill, but we're gonna need to be able to eat around here. Food's not gonna be around totally for about, well, for... [sigh] shoot... another... couple of weeks.

[sigh] Well anyway, aside from that, um... [Chris takes off his glasses] yes, please help us, we don't want to lose our electricity, or go hungry. Please. Donate now.

[Chris leans forward and stares into the camera for a few seconds, before leaning back and putting his glasses back on]

Mkay, anyway, so, with that, we read-- we started reading the next chapter of "Unicorns, Rainbows, and Bluebirds [sic] of Happiness". Chapter 2: Karaoke Night.

[high-pitched] "Marco!"

Sabrina the blue pigeon screeched tremulously into the microphone as she read the words on the screen at the bar. Only five creatures were at the bar at the moment. One of them was an employee who served the customers drinks. Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans who were having a conversation with each other. The other inhabitant of the bar was an orange and white hamster who was trying to best distract herself from the pigeon's singing.

Hmm. I don't know, might be... uh, shoot... what was her name, Edith? [long pause] Eh, anyway, moving on...

Alright, so... [mumbling]

[sounding constipated] "Your girlfriend has a terrible singing voice, but at least she havin' fun!" Mike the police officer said to the man who was currently wearing the blue tuxedo with the pair of pink jeans??? [Chris' intonation rises all the way through this sentence. It sounds like a question.] Mike was currently wearing a plain white T-shirt with a black leather coat, and a pair of blue jeans. The man wearing the blue tuxedo shrugged his shoulders.

Hmm... mm.

[somewhat higher pitched] "She gets so excited for karaoke. She's always asking me to buy her something so that she can sing karaoke at home. That's not going to happen anytime soon, so I just let her sing here every week."

[in Sabrina voice] "Marco, Marco, Marco!"

Bartender wearing the black dress that matched her black hair, said [sounding like an old lady] "Huh, I wish you wouldn't sometimes!" as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men.

Wait. [unclear -- "hot dog this red"???]

"I wish that you wouldn't sometimes," as she po-- ssshe said as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men. Kevin smiled as he accepted his glass, while Mike planned on waiting until he finished his current glass of [singing] rum and coca-cola!

It's not rum and coke, it's coca-cola, from the Romans. Roman coca-cola! [more singing, unclear - "drink it from the empty gala"?]

Yeah, before he dr-- yeah... finished his current dra-- his gla-ss before he drank a second one.

[sounding congested] "Ahh, so you're fermier [familiar] with the mutations, right?" Mike asked Kevin as-- barked as he quickly drank all the liquid in his glass.

"Uh, which one? The one that transforms people into giants? The one that gives them magic powers? The one that makes them fly? Eh, or the ones that makes animals talk?" Kevin asked Mike, who stared at Kevin as he took a sip from his glass.

[congested] "I can tell you're not taking this seriously," Kev-- said Ke-- said... Mike said to Kevin who contru-- who continued to smirk, and as the employee poured him another drink. "As you know, mutations have etsisted for almost SITS HUNDRED YEARS. We don't know what cause dem, and we likely never will. However, within the past two hundred years, a strange combination of the-- two different mutations has appeared."

Kevin nodded his head as Mike paused to take a sip of his drink. "Yes, some people have the horn on their forehead, it gives them magical powers, as well as the wings that let them flyyy." As the bartender finished pouring him another drink, Kevin asked, [in Mike's weird Kermit voice] "So what?"

Sabrina continued to shriek tunelessly through the speakers in the bar. "Munko, munko, munko!"

Mmm... zm...

"For some reason the mutation makes the wings larger and the magic stronger, a fully grown magic user. I think most people call them unicorns." Ss-- Kevin said with a childish smile, which caused Mike to sigh.

[Mike's congested voice] "UUUGH. A fully grown unicorn who spent their life studying and practicing magic can be-- can just barely reach the level of power a baby with a mutation can harness. A full grown person with wings--"

Kevin interrupted Mike a second time. "You mean a pegasus?"

The police officer groaned in annoyance. "EURGH. [Volleyball crengus] pegasus can barely fly at a third of the speed that a child with a mutation can. They're dangerous. But they're also very useful to us. The main problem that we have is that they can't increase their numbers." Mike said to Kevin, who chuckled as he started to sip the liquid from his glass.

"I heard about that. When one of them is pregnant, the child ends up with the same mutation. The child sucks the life out of the mother while it's in is-- it's in the womb. Then the child is born, and the mother dies. What we're left with is a species that can reproduce, but their population either stays the same or decreases. Hmm, perhaps it's for the best, given how dangerous and unstable they are."

"[shuddering noise]" Kevin shuddered, as he thought of his time at Saint... Saint Anger's Mental Hospital, where he shared a room with a mutated person named Francine.

[Mike as Fozzy Bear] "Ehhh, most of them end up in mental institutions because their mutations drive them insane. Only a few of them were able to function on a normal level." Mike said as a smile started to appear on his face. "But imagine if there was a person with a mutation who wasn't completely crazy, who could potentially reproduce exponentially." Mike said to the man, who looked at him with a curious expression before he took another sip from his glass.

"[something] simply... the girl and her twin sister."

And Mike nodded his head. Hmm. "Her mother's pregnancy was the first case of a pregnant mutant conven-- conceiving twins. It was the first time that the population had increased since around one hundred years ago. But that's the-- that's not the most interesting part." Mike started to grin. Kevin's curiosity increased as the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of photographs that he placed on the counter at the bar.

Mike pointed at a blurry photo of what appeared to be the insides of a young woman's womb. "We've had our best unicorns watching these two for years. Imagine our surprise when we found one of them was pregnant, with twins."

Kevin stared at the photos.

"The girls healed each other when they slept together. They provided the [life and magic needed?] for the offspring to grow inside of her. They were producing mutated children, and the mother didn't need to die when she gave birth. There was so much potential, and now..." Mike paused, and Kevin stared at him intensely.

"Now she's dead and her children are dead - what does this have to do with me?" Kevin asked, and Mike shrugged his shoulders: "Eh! Everything, you see we already found one of the babies in YOUR house! And your friend, Jack will die in about an hour when my friend pulls him over and finds the other baby in the trunk of his car! And those pink pandies you gave Edith to wash--"

[Chris, making an aside to himself] I was right, her name was Edith--

"are covered with the blood of the girl you murdered as well as your fingerprints!"

"Ha ha ha!" Mike laughed at the end of his sentence as Kevin reached out and grabbed him by his throat, choking him as he held him up in the air and Kevin screamed:

'''"You sunova bitch!"

The rest of the people in the bar turned their heads-- turned their heads to stare at the scene between the two men -

"Ugh! The best thing to do right now is to turn yourself in! If you take one step out of the bar without me, you'll die! If you kill me, then you'll die!" Mike explained to the man.

Kevin growled at the officer before he slammed Mike's face into the counter of the bar where his dran-- his drank sat.

The glass shard-- once his face was slammed onto it, and Mike yelled in pain as Kevin slammed his head repeatedly onto the counter, after a few hard hits, the man's body became limp.

**Sniffs**

Kevin walked away from the dead man's corpse and started to brush away any of the man's blood that remained on his clothes.

It didn't work very well and it might have caused the blood to spread throughout his clothing. Hmm.

"I need to leave right now!" Kevin said to his girlfriend, and the hamster who cleaned his clothes.

[Sonichu Baby voice]: "[Mango/mongo]?" The pigeon asked as she flew onto the man's shoulder.

"[You/ he] was bluffing, he's working outside of the law right now [Inaudible], he planned-- he planted the evidence at our house and Jack's car, and he's probably sent some kind of anonymous tip to the police, they'll find it and then, they'll try to kill us!"

"We're safe now, but we won't be soon..." Kevin said as he pulled his cellular phone out of his pocket.

"Hey, Mr Jack, where're you at?"

Kevin typed a message and sent it out to his friend; as he opened the door and walked out of the bar, with Sabrina on his shoulder and Edith clinging into the-- onto the leg of his pants.

I'm on the side of the freeway in my car, pig fucker pulled me over, and he's looking in my trunk right now.

Kevin read the message as he opened the door of his car, Edith and Sabrina either walked or flew into the back seat of the car whilst Kevin sat in the driver's seat and started the engine.

"He's asking me to put my hands up and get out of the car."

Once the engine started, Kevin locked up- looked down on his phone and swore: ''waaah.'' He turned to Edith as his car started to move.

"I'm sorry. Your boyfriend's dead." Kevin said sympathetically as Edith started to sob.

A tear started to run down Kevin's face as he the police sirens in the night as as he drove his car. [''Shakes finger'']

He heard the faint sound of someone screaming expletives, which were followed by a few loud gunshots. That disturbed the peaceful atmosphere of the night.

"It's a shame that he didn't wait to die till seven in the morning." Kevin said quietly under his robe.

Edith continued to sob and [''incoherent mumbling''] quiet in her syit.

"Stop the car!" The man who continued to drive for- effeminate voice.

He looked into his rearview mirror- as he drove was surprised to see... To see what happened, what appeared to be a girl with wings and a white horn on her forehead.

"Stop the car."

Her pink hair waving in the wind as she flew had him mesmerized was so focused on the car that he didn't notice the bottled magic that was currently travelling toward his car.

"Uncle!" The blue pigeon shrieked as the bottled magic hit the car, destroying the tires. The man crushed- cursed as as the door to the left of him in the car and licked out. Sabrina grabbed Edith and flew out of the open door before de car crashed into a tree on the side of the road.

"You killed my sista!" The girl yelled as she, charged towards the man, who smiled as he reached into his left pocket, pulled out a small pistol.

"Don't comeanycloser." Kevin said with a smile as he pointed the gun at the girl, who continued to charge towards him. Before the man had time to pull the trigger, the eggirl had lift him up in the air and had her horn positioned near his neck.

"I didn't kill your sister." Kevin said simply. Girl stared at him with eyes and expression that showcased how angry she was with the man.

"Officer Mike said that you did."

"Officer Mike is a liar." Said- Kevin said calmly as the girl continued to stare at him as she held him above her head.

"Do you know who killed her?" The girl asked Kevin who shook his head in response.

As soon as the man had finished shaking his head, the girl released him from her grip and impaled him on her horn.

[''Chris makes disgruntled face'']]

"Uncle!" Sabrina shrieked while Edith watched the man slide off the girl's horn with a shocked expression on her face.

"I didn't kill your sister." The man said weakly to the girl who continued to stare at him as the blue pigeon flew on top of his stomach. The pigeon looked down on the dying man with a mournful expression on her face as tears started to slide down her face.

"Don't cry. I've lived lond enough. Lived long enough. And don't be angry at her. I would have done the same thing." Kevin said calmly as his breathing became shallower.

"I love you." Kevin said before his body became limp on the darkened street underneath the night sky. The pigeon turned her gaze from the dead man to the girl who appeared to regret her decision to murder man.

"I'm sorry. I know how you feel." The girl said simply before she flew off into the night.

Well, I guess he's dead. Oh well. Well, I'll read another chapter again in the near future, meantime please donate via PayPal. Thank you very much, and uhh... Have a good day.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2

2016-06-27T03:39:24Z

Toblerone:

{{Transcription}}

'''Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[June 2016]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nkVtTB51z3A}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]
| next = [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| The second part in a multipart series to read this story.

I learned of, and cleared up, the block on my PayPal account last night. So, please, try donating again if you tried and was unable to. And, please donate, everyone who hasn't yet.

Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

If you are unable to send via PayPal, please send a legal check with the amount to my home address.
Christine Chandler
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968}}

==Transcript==

[PS4 intro]

[Music plays throughout. Chris is looking up at his PS4; once he notices that the recording has started, he puts down the controller and looks at the camera]

Hello, everybody, it's Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. Update on the, uh, donations... apparently, uh, there was a temporary block on the, uh, my Paypal account. But I have sume desolve-- I have resolved that, cleared that up, so, everybody can donate once again, safely and well, so please get to that right away, if you haven't been able to do that for the last day or two.

Also, if you do find difficulty in donating through Paypal... mmm, I will allow for you to send me... a... cer-- a certified... bank cheque, through the US mail to my home address. But mosssly, I want it direct to my Paypal account, please.

Anyway, with that, um... still got the, uh, buzz about from the electric company threatening to cut off our power, so... we desperatney need at least two hundred dollars. I say tha-- I s-- I state tha-- I quote that... amount... because not only do we need to pay the bill, but we're gonna need to be able to eat around here. Food's not gonna be around totally for about, well, for... [sigh] shoot... another... couple of weeks.

[sigh] Well anyway, aside from that, um... [Chris takes off his glasses] yes, please help us, we don't want to lose our electricity, or go hungry. Please. Donate now.

[Chris leans forward and stares into the camera for a few seconds, before leaning back and putting his glasses back on]

Mkay, anyway, so, with that, we read-- we started reading the next chapter of "Unicorns, Rainbows, and Bluebirds [sic] of Happiness". Chapter 2: Karaoke Night.

[high-pitched] "Marco!"

Sabrina the blue pigeon screeched tremulously into the microphone as she read the words on the screen at the bar. Only five creatures were at the bar at the moment. One of them was an employee who served the customers drinks. Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans who were having a conversation with each other. The other inhabitant of the bar was an orange and white hamster who was trying to best distract herself from the pigeon's singing.

Hmm. I don't know, might be... uh, shoot... what was her name, Edith? [long pause] Eh, anyway, moving on...

Alright, so... [mumbling]

[sounding constipated] "Your girlfriend has a terrible singing voice, but at least she havin' fun!" Mike the police officer said to the man who was currently wearing the blue tuxedo with the pair of pink jeans??? [Chris' intonation rises all the way through this sentence. It sounds like a question.] Mike was currently wearing a plain white T-shirt with a black leather coat, and a pair of blue jeans. The man wearing the blue tuxedo shrugged his shoulders.

Hmm... mm.

[somewhat higher pitched] "She gets so excited for karaoke. She's always asking me to buy her something so that she can sing karaoke at home. That's not going to happen anytime soon, so I just let her sing here every week."

[in Sabrina voice] "Marco, Marco, Marco!"

Bartender wearing the black dress that matched her black hair, said [sounding like an old lady] "Huh, I wish you wouldn't sometimes!" as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men.

Wait. [unclear -- "hot dog this red"???]

"I wish that you wouldn't sometimes," as she po-- ssshe said as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men. Kevin smiled as he accepted his glass, while Mike planned on waiting until he finished his current glass of [singing] rum and coca-cola!

It's not rum and coke, it's coca-cola, from the Romans. Roman coca-cola! [more singing, unclear - "drink it from the empty gala"?]

Yeah, before he dr-- yeah... finished his current dra-- his gla-ss before he drank a second one.

[sounding congested] "Ahh, so you're fermier [familiar] with the mutations, right?" Mike asked Kevin as-- barked as he quickly drank all the liquid in his glass.

"Uh, which one? The one that transforms people into giants? The one that gives them magic powers? The one that makes them fly? Eh, or the ones that makes animals talk?" Kevin asked Mike, who stared at Kevin as he took a sip from his glass.

[congested] "I can tell you're not taking this seriously," Kev-- said Ke-- said... Mike said to Kevin who contru-- who continued to smirk, and as the employee poured him another drink. "As you know, mutations have etsisted for almost SITS HUNDRED YEARS. We don't know what cause dem, and we likely never will. However, within the past two hundred years, a strange combination of the-- two different mutations has appeared."

Kevin nodded his head as Mike paused to take a sip of his drink. "Yes, some people have the horn on their forehead, it gives them magical powers, as well as the wings that let them flyyy." As the bartender finished pouring him another drink, Kevin asked, [in Mike's weird Kermit voice] "So what?"

Sabrina continued to shriek tunelessly through the speakers in the bar. "Munko, munko, munko!"

Mmm... zm...

"For some reason the mutation makes the wings larger and the magic stronger, a fully grown magic user. I think most people call them unicorns." Ss-- Kevin said with a childish smile, which caused Mike to sigh.

[Mike's congested voice] "UUUGH. A fully grown unicorn who spent their life studying and practicing magic can be-- can just barely reach the level of power a baby with a mutation can harness. A full grown person with wings--"

Kevin interrupted Mike a second time. "You mean a pegasus?"

The police officer groaned in annoyance. "EURGH. [Volleyball crengus] pegasus can barely fly at a third of the speed that a child with a mutation can. They're dangerous. But they're also very useful to us. The main problem that we have is that they can't increase their numbers." Mike said to Kevin, who chuckled as he started to sip the liquid from his glass.

"I heard about that. When one of them is pregnant, the child ends up with the same mutation. The child sucks the life out of the mother while it's in is-- it's in the womb. Then the child is born, and the mother dies. What we're left with is a species that can reproduce, but their population either stays the same or decreases. Hmm, perhaps it's for the best, given how dangerous and unstable they are."

"[shuddering noise]" Kevin shuddered, as he thought of his time at Saint... Saint Anger's Mental Hospital, where he shared a room with a mutated person named Francine.

[Mike as Fozzy Bear] "Ehhh, most of them end up in mental institutions because their mutations drive them insane. Only a few of them were able to function on a normal level." Mike said as a smile started to appear on his face. "But imagine if there was a person with a mutation who wasn't completely crazy, who could potentially reproduce exponentially." Mike said to the man, who looked at him with a curious expression before he took another sip from his glass.

"[something] simply... the girl and her twin sister."

And Mike nodded his head. Hmm. "Her mother's pregnancy was the first case of a pregnant mutant conven-- conceiving twins. It was the first time that the population had increased since around one hundred years ago. But that's the-- that's not the most interesting part." Mike started to grin. Kevin's curiosity increased as the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of photographs that he placed on the counter at the bar.

Mike pointed at a blurry photo of what appeared to be the insides of a young woman's womb. "We've had our best unicorns watching these two for years. Imagine our surprise when we found one of them was pregnant, with twins."

Kevin stared at the photos.

"The girls healed each other when they slept together. They provided the [life and magic needed?] for the offspring to grow inside of her. They were producing mutated children, and the mother didn't need to die when she gave birth. There was so much potential, and now..." Mike paused, and Kevin stared at him intensely.

"Now she's dead and her children are dead - what does this have to do with me?" Kevin asked, and Mike shrugged his shoulders: "Eh! Everything, you see we already found one of the babies in YOUR house! And your friend, Jack will die in about an hour when my friend pulls him over and finds the other baby in the trunk of his car! And those pink pandies you gave Edith to wash--"

[Chris, making an aside to himself] I was right, her name was Edith--

"are covered with the blood of the girl you murdered as well as your fingerprints!"

"Ha ha ha!" Mike laughed at the end of his sentence as Kevin reached out and grabbed him by his throat, choking him as he held him up in the air and Kevin screamed:

'''"You sunova bitch!"

The rest of the people in the bar turned their heads-- turned their heads to stare at the scene between the two men -

"Ugh! The best thing to do right now is to turn yourself in! If you take one step out of the bar without me, you'll die! If you kill me, then you'll die!" Mike explained to the man.

Kevin growled at the officer before he slammed Mike's face into the counter of the bar where his dran-- his drank sat.

The glass shard-- once his face was slammed onto it, and Mike yelled in pain as Kevin slammed his head repeatedly onto the counter, after a few hard hits, the man's body became limp.

**Sniffs**

Kevin walked away from the dead man's corpse and started to brush away any of the man's blood that remained on his clothes.

It didn't work very well and it might have caused the blood to spread throughout his clothing. Hmm.

"I need to leave right now!" Kevin said to his girlfriend, and the hamster who cleaned his clothes.

[Sonichu Baby voice]: "[Mango/mongo]?" The pigeon asked as she flew onto the man's shoulder.

"[You/ he] was bluffing, he's working outside of the law right now [Inaudible], he planned-- he planted the evidence at our house and Jack's car, and he's probably sent some kind of anonymous tip to the police, they'll find it and then, they'll try to kill us!"

"We're safe now, but we won't be soon..." Kevin said as he pulled his cellular phone out of his pocket.

"Hey, Mr Jack, where're you at?"

Kevin typed a message and sent it out to his friend; as he opened the door and walked out of the bar, with Sabrina on his shoulder and Edith clinging into the-- onto the leg of his pants.

I'm on the side of the freeway in my car, pig fucker pulled me over, and he's looking in my trunk right now.

Kevin read the message as he opened the door of his car, Edith and Sabrina either walked or flew into the back seat of the car whilst Kevin sat in the driver's seat and started the engine.

"He's asking me to put my hands up and get out of the car."

Once the engine started, Kevin locked up- looked down on his phone and swore: ''waaah.'' He turned to Edith as his car started to move.

"I'm sorry. Your boyfriend's dead." Kevin said sympathetically as Edith started to sob.

A tear started to run down Kevin's face as he the police sirens in the night as as he drove his car. [''Shakes finger'']

He heard the faint sound of someone screaming expletives, which were followed by a few loud gunshots. That disturbed the peaceful atmosphere of the night.

"It's a shame that he didn't wait to die till seven in the morning." Kevin said quietly under his robe.

Edith continued to sob and [''incoherent mumbling''] quiet in her syit.

"Stop the car!" The man who continued to drive for- effeminate voice.

He looked into his rearview mirror- as he drove was surprised to see... To see what happened, what appeared to be a girl with wings and a white horn on her forehead.

"Stop the car."

Her pink hair waving in the wind as she flew had him mesmerized was so focused on the car that he didn't notice the bottled magic that was currently travelling toward his car.

"Uncle!" The blue pigeon shrieked as the bottled magic hit the car, destroying the tires. The man crushed- cursed as as the door to the left of him in the car and licked out. Sabrina grabbed Edith and flew out of the open door before de car crashed into a tree on the side of the road.

"You killed my sista!" The girl yelled as she, charged towards the man, who smiled as he reached into his left pocket, pulled out a small pistol.

"Don't comeanycloser." Kevin said with a smile as he pointed the gun at the girl, who continued to charge towards him. Before the man had time to pull the trigger, the eggirl had lift him up in the air and had her horn positioned near his neck.

"I didn't kill your sister." Kevin said simply. Girl stared at him with eyes and expression that showcased how angry she was with the man.

"Officer Mike said that you did."

"Officer Mike is a liar." Said- Kevin said calmly as the girl continued to stare at him as she held him above her head.

"Do you know who killed her?" The girl asked Kevin who shook his head in response.

As soon as the man had finished shaking his head, the girl released him from her grip and impaled him on her horn.

[''Chris makes disgruntled face'']]

"Uncle!" Sabrina shrieked while Edith watched the man slide off the girl's horn with a shocked expression on her face.

"I didn't kill your sister." The man said weakly to the girl who continued to stare at him as the blue pigeon flew on top of his stomach. The pigeon looked down on the dying man with a mournful expression on her face as tears started to slide down her face.

"Don't cry. I've lived lond enough. Lived long enough. And don't be angry at her. I would have done the same thing." Kevin said calmly as his breathing became shallower.

"I love you." Kevin said before his body became limp on the darkened street underneath the night sky. The pigeon turned her gaze from the dead man to the girl who appeared to regret her decision to murder man.

"I'm sorry. I know how you feel." The girl said simply before she flew off into the night.

Well, I guess he's dead. Oh well. Well, I'll read another chapter again in the near future, meantime please donate via PayPal. Thank you very much, and uhh... Have a good day.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2016-06-27T03:06:12Z

Toblerone:

{{Honest}}
'''My Breast Massage Routine 18+''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he ritualistically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, having created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in an attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means. He measures his bust size and proudly points himself out to be a 38D, even though this size is caused by his masculine chest breadth and his obesity, not by his breasts (which remain an A cup). However, Chris's moobs are at least big enough that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.

Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some [[china]].
==Video==
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| name = My Breast Massage Routine 18+
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-VjMsw09MTQ}}
| stardate = 5 [[April 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = None
| previous = [[Nerdy Q&A]]
| next =[[Happy Birthday, Martin.]]
}}
</center>
==Transcript==
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
-completely undressed. Anyway this vid- [''jump cut''] eighteen and up; you do [''stream freezes''] title [''and again''] eighteen plus, so if you're not that old, I [''and again''] so yeah, talkin' about... Breast massage. So... heh... tiny tease, but still. You can definitely see, I'm there. Ow![?] And just to... make sure everybody knows... for positive... [''Chris measures his gut ''] I mean my bra size... I, go down, back, about, uh, about two, but yeah, technically, but yeah, measured myself at 40 right here... and come round to the front here... and this will take into account my recent... experiments with the subliminals, so... you might see a slight increase from previous [''incoherent'']... the measuring thing... mmm, yeah... I just had a shower, so... little wet... yeah right there, it's a little bit over 44 and a half. So, from 40 to 44 to fourish[?] difference confirms... that I am indeed... a D cup. And now I [''incomprehensible''] bras... was a perfect fit. 38D.

Anyhow, so, let's get right down to the, uh, point I'm recording this for. Uhh, because I'm looking to increase my breast size, I have uh, looked into various try-at-home techniques of which I have been very much... persistent upon, including supplements and whatnot. But definitely among which is the way of massaging. So, u--from uh, we're gonna try to figure out from one or two videos I watched that talk about massaging like this, I kinda put heads and tails together.

For a few--just kinda like, free-form, also, so... it's like I go, squeeze 'em from the top upwards and make sure I'm cupping my breasts all the way... so I go... I do this, you can do this for as long as you feel like on each. Octag-- each side of this octagon here, so anyway, you wanna do the top first... or whichever side you feel comfortable with... that's my suggestion... and then you go up here... then to the insides... like that... and then, right there... and to the bottom, and to the, the, the opposite sides, uh, uh, w-normally I would say from the bottom there, sides, and up, but yeah, that's just--just doing it all at once, spreading your fingers all the way out and...[''Chris wipes his forehead''] So anyways, once again, it's a... up, up, right left, up, and you each--do each part for as long as you feel like, until your fingers get tired, and you keep 'is ob--you do this for like, a minimal of five minutes or so.

Mmm, also, uh, couple other topics, yeah--actually, one of which was confirming my cup size to y'all for you naysayers and haters, so, hmm. Definitely a... [''Chris makes a "D" with his fingers''] D cup. Mmm. [''unintelligible''] D. Well anyway, yes, D cup. 38-D. My bra, though it's 40, with the measuring tape, going down two inches. Anyhow, I have uh also, been made--Ik also--I have also aware about how people hate on women who nursefeed their babies and children in public. I support the women on being able to do that. Even in public, or in the privacy of their own home, wherever--they should be allowed to, very much, to feed their children the way they au--the way they want to, even if it means revealing themselves. So, all the power to y'all. And of course I still support, very much, the uh, choice of how, rather or not women want to wear a bra or not... free the nipple. I support your choices very much. Although in my expert opinion, I feel like considering they tend to--the breasts will tend to droop down as the years go on, y'know I think that's definitely the better reason why, I feel like the best reason to definitely wear a brassiere, for support and keeping 'em up here instead of ''down here''. That's crazy.

Alright, well, that's all for now, so... there'll be an--there'll be other updates and whatnot. Also, uh, soon to come, more available official attire and gift products, from another shop that I'll be opening up very soon and where other people will be, are doing that work. And they're getting paid too, so, just letting y'all know. Thank you, and have a good safe day.

Happy Birthday, Jonathan

2016-06-27T02:56:39Z

Toblerone:

'''Happy Birthday, Jonathan''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. In the video, Chris congratulates Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish. After that, Chris ends the video with a second "Happy birthday!" Chris believes it to be another performance worth $50, even though it failed to meet the meager promise of a minute-long video.
== Video ==
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| name = Happy Birthday, Jonathan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=GiXim4WvpsY}}
| stardate =11 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*]]
| next = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
}}
==Transcript==
Hello Jonathan, this is Christine Chandler, wishing you a happy birthday! Well, at least I hope I have not missed your birthday, if I did, happy bit late birthday. Hope you had good day, or hope your having a good day, so... I don't know, umm.. [''Starts singing unintelligible noises''] doo doo doo, ah here ya go a happy singy song! I don't know I just [''Starts wiggling his tongue, making a booloo sound.''] Today! Weee! Have fun! Happy birthday!!

Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2

2016-06-26T15:55:04Z

Toblerone: /* Video */

Sonichu Entertainment of America

2016-05-07T22:36:33Z

Toblerone:

{{quote|Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again!|Christian Weston Chandler for [[Wikipedia:Donald Trump presidential campaign, 2016|President]]}}

'''Sonichu Entertainment of America (SEA)''' is Chris's small business company that started on [[Announcement 04/16/2016| April 16th, 2016]]. It is a pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by [http://www.zazzle.com/ Zazzle] selling [[Sonichu 8|fun for the whole family]]. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and [[Sonichu| his original creation]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an [[Homos| Equal Opportunity]] employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A [[Tomgirl| woman]]-owned small business. Chris shut down his [[Etsy]] shop shortly after announcing the company, possibly indicating that he believes Zazzle to be a better outlet for selling his Sonichu junk, as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products.

==Reason for Creation==
[[Chris and the industry|Most people]] start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, the chief reason for the formation of the business is because producing the insipid crap to sell online is starting to feel a bit like work, and he wants some henchmen to do the actual work for him. Watching the "launch" video reveals in very short order that he wants any and all employees to be women so he can fuck them, although of course Chris claims his aim was to focus more on drawing the comics as well as focusing on his transition from being a Female Lesbian Soul to Full Woman Lesbian.

==Help Wanted==
Chris is in essence looking for artists who could reproduce [[Chris and art|his masterpieces]] and sell them, Chris naturally believing that a career artist would be required to reproduce his hideous childish art.
==Positions and Job Descriptions==
===''Artist''===
An "artist" would create the Amiibos and medallions. Basically an assembly worker making Sonichu crap.
====Description====
*"Learn" from Chris-chan about assembling Amiibos and medallions.
*Create potential prototypes
*Collaborate with Chris about new ideas
====Qualifications====
*Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu
*Be experienced with arts and crafts
*[[R.L. Stine|Eighth grade reading level]]
*Have similar traits to Chris-chan but [[Chris and his ego|not in totality]]
===''Animators/Video production assistants''===
This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed bandit]].
====Description====
*Create a cartoon or CGI animated Sonichu cartoon with Chris having total creative control and voicing himself and Sonichu.
====Qualifications====
*[[CADD|Be able to make a cartoon]]
===''Romantic coordinator''===
A romantic coordinator is a [[Hooker incident|professional matchmaker]] that Chris would actually pay for and [[Honest Content|trust]]. He claimed he was too [[Mass debating|busy]] to handle this himself. He mentioned that his "associate" wrote this section, in what is an obvious lie but a rare instance of Chris being seen to have shame.
====Description====
*Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a [[sweetheart]]
*Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, [[Date Ed|dating education]], and lesbian sexual positions.
*Escort Chris in certain [[Fridays After Five|public events]]
*Fight against trolls
====Qualifications====
*Be [[Chris and health|fit and in shape]]
*Be a [[The Incredible Lioness|femme fatale]]
==Salary and benefits==
*25% of the profits.
*[[Chris and his ego|Exclusive access]] to Christian Weston Chandler himself
*Talks of [[Chris and negotiation|collaboration]]
*Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd)
*Chance of romantic encounter with the boss

Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send [[Chris's resume|a resume]] to his gmail account.

Chris would be paying these people 25% of all profit each, presumably meaning if he had any more than three employees he wouldn't be making any money himself (and what existing profit there is is less than a single person could live on, let alone several people). Although the "artist" and animator positions were advertised to people of either sex, Chris very obviously wants to work with women so he can seduce them.

There are more than a few problems with the creation and advertisement of these positions, chiefly the allusion to romantic advances as a supposed perk of the position. Not only would that creep out potential employees, it would also be considered [[Chris and the law|sexual harassment]], especially with Chris's history [[Catherine|with]] [[Megan|dating]]. It comes as some surprise that two of the three positions are open to [[Jerks|men]], with only Romantic Coordinator being a female-only position.

==Future==
There is no chance whatsoever of anybody applying for these positions as a serious job venture. There is, however, an extreme likelihood that [[trolls]] will use these job "opportunities" as chances to get close to Chris, which Chris hasn't realised, naturally. As an actual business, even with Chris as its only employee, it is doomed - aside from negligible profits, Chris is plagiarising literal hundreds of instances of intellectual property, and while he's being doing that for years, now he's actually trying to profit off of it.

CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-04-30T07:00:02Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it. Chris removed the video two days later and reuploaded with all the parts combined, along with the original version of the Autism Tutorial. It should be noted that despite being uploaded in HD, the first 20 minutes of the video are, in [[Chris and cinematography|CWC-fashion]], grainy and low quality.

==Video==
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| name = CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rqTn8bORBt8}}
| stardate = 20 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Galpals|text}}
| shirt = lilac T-shirt
| previous = [[Happy Women's Day‎]]
| next = [[CWC's Destiny start]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[''Video intro begins with Little Big Planet 3 opening. Chris sits in his room. The facecam is in the upper right, similar to how most "Let's Players" orient it.'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my Autism Tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left [[muscle bra|shirtless]]. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, [[Trolls|haters]] to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [''sigh''] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the X pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

[''Chris grabs two amiibo''] Sonichu and Rosechu available on [[Etsy]]. Everything. Books, all that. Ok? Thank You, Just puttin' the plug there. Loading screen.

[''Chris begins talking over the video'']
I wonder how some people actually are able to cope with listening to their own voices, ya know?

I think my voice was more high pitched [[2011|way back then]].

Just aaa hint: pretty much the inspiration for where I tilted my head forward made it look like I was whispering back to yall; you might- I think, if I remember correctly that was inspired by Louise in the classic Bob's Burgers episode where she goes like whispering to her mom, "And she didn't make us wear seatbelts!" He didn't. Mr. Frond. Hmm.

Oh yeah, and I definitely do believe that- if they haven't done all the research yet since 2009 when I originally did this animation... All the research and discoveries in the [[wikipedia:Corpus callosum|''corpus callosum'']]... Hmm... Come on, d- are we, are we- [sigh] What's d- progress, what's the status on that cure for autism? Or at least fixing the ''corpus callosum''. And I was unable to fit- fiww... Actually remedy that missing... notepad, that was left in the bottom part of that image there.

[''Chris in video talks about parent's age and autism'']
Uhh... Not to insult [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my late father, who rests in peace in the Monticello Memory Gardens, but he was literally ''52'', 53... I dunno, 52 going on 53, in 1980... upon my conception. Which that definitely backs up the theory about the father's age being a factor, and bring on more likely autism in a child, 'cos I am [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] with it.

Well yeah, I tend to switch back and forth from differing... to- voice tones, levels. I gotta end up watching myself if I'm not careful.

Oh yeah, that definitely goes with the constant mental blankness and blankouts that actually happen to me. Literally.

Hmm... [''sigh''] I haven't watched this in total depth... Umm... Or possibly with the uh... Mental blankouts from watching it again recently... Hm... I can't remember everything, I'm not perfect, who's perfect? '''Nobody's perfect.''' So quit hating on everybody, haters. Nobody's perfect. You're not perfect either.

Oh, ritualistic... Oh, my little faux pas.

I- I originally wanted to do the full circfle loop around but the camera did not- the camera, for... this technology did not work so well in my favor there.

Hey- Look at me here and there. Same face but [[Tomgirl|I think I look much better now]] than I did when that photo was taken. [''laughs''] That's funny.

Hm. You could definitely tell I had to put a new shirt on my sack-person-character because that front pocket... That's co- seems to be common with the uh, badge, the state-country among the soccer shirts, is w- is what I learned. I ha- I had to through the individual shirts to pick out the new one to put on me there.

It's therapeutic, therapeutic building with [[Legos]]. And... yeah, if you.. pay attention, you can actually learn from... us autistics in their younger age, what goes on in my- our minds, between what we create, [[Chris and art|draw]], whatever.

I tend- I realize I have a tended to go off topic... Especially near the end... of each uh, part. I mean, I don't mean to be offensive at all, seriously I don't... but, I just have so much stress in my head, I need- I just felt I need to vent at those times at the end of each video

Very smart, I mean... I definitely did not deserve to be put in an institution at all. [[Chris and psychology|They do no good.]] Seriously, unless the child is actually so low-functioning... Uhh, I mean, I don't, like- I, I'm talkin'... I really need to think my thoughts through sometimes. I can't think everything through, I'm not... my brain goes [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes and... Yeah, I just have blankout there, but I had to catch my train of thought , as I was just speaking right now.

I definitely like the tools I was able to uh, play with in uh, Little Big Planet 2- They're more diverse and... Compared to the first Little Big Planet game... Especially to make... videos and animations like this. So- Sony, Media Mo- Molecule did a good job.

Behind their mothers skirts, more like behind their... computer monitors. And do you actually see their faces on the other end? No. You know I learned recently that Anomynous [''sic''] is not a legal name? You cannot na- legally name your child "Anonymous." Except in one state. I learned that from... Danger Dolan and Sheema. I like Sheema. Kitty-cat. Yeah, I like the voice actress that did her, she has a good voice.

[''Chris in game talks about his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|websites]]''] 
That was not an easy decision for me to make... Havin' a- [''unintelligible''] sites down... in order for the sake of saving my artwork.

Only if you have it connected through a- Wi-Fi or a 3G connection.

I suck at date- I suck at [[OkCupid|online dating]] as well so I don't do that either.

Hmm... [sigh] I miss [[Chris's Room|my old bedroom]] the way it was back then... Definitely before my father passed away... but then, even more recently with the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire,]] and... Well... I dunno if I wanna call this a bigger room, more area I have down here, but I sure filled it up fairly quick, didn't I?

Oh, you notice I put my [[1982|birth year]] on the... stereo set there...

Uhh, I tend to slip off-topic when I- digress-ing... go on and on... But then again, who doesn't? Seriously...

I made good- I had good intentions when I, originally said these things. It's definitely that. I mean, especially, umm... You feel one part at a time, you expect something at the end, at least you got something at the end...but who- It's like- It's not unlike um... I could enable skipping over the parts because that's beyond my knowledge. Awesomeness.

Oh yeah, when I was updating this, I really had to- I had to update the chips in each of the sackbots. Inste- They virtually [''stutters''] - I uh, slip- from... transitioning, I believe, and uh... two to three... Umm... The uh, going back and forth for sackbots. I had to go- I had to reprogram them and actually record them going back and forth, so that's another... thing they could fix for bother version of Little Big Planet 3, the uh, looping, reprogramming for the sackbot. I had to figure that out for myself, ya know.

Computer Graphics lab. In case you haven't figured it out yet, Computer Graphics lab- which in the front of, I actually conceived Sonichu in my head back in March 17, 2000.

Not product placement, if you see [[McDonalds|the arch.]] The tea is good though. And have- have you ever all tried Arnold Palmering it with their lemonade? I found that uh, abou- one quarter to a third full- uh, one-to-four, or one-to-three, wi- actually more preferably one quarter- lemonade versus tea... Yeah, that's definitely best combination to make... And Arnold Palmer it, with any McDonalds, I find their lemonade and tea... to be best for that combination.

Oh yeah, I did for so many years.

Oh, when I originally did the animation back in 2009, I wa- I really wanted to get the rain all over from left to the right side, but unfortunately I had s- too much over the awning or whatnot, the emitters would not allow me to do that. Even to- I wasn't- I hadn't even thought that back then about putting the emitter for the raindrops below... But then again, could you... Then again, how much is a bet, I don't think i would want the uh, raindrops in-between to protrude in front of the characters there. Just a bunch of randomly selected sackperson characters... Costumes that were available back then.

LAME [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville,]] L-A-M-E. Definitely compared to Chesterfield County, it was much better for me back then, [[Manchester High School|high school.]] Especially regardless of the uh, my backstabbing... later to be backstabbing [[gal-pals]]. [''sigh''] I still miss uh, still miss them, I do, I still care about them. but I mean as people. Ya know. ''I'm not crazy!'' I'm not totally mentally deranged. Just because, I turn out to actually be a woman in spirit, including way back then that it was definitely apparent back then. I mean, I'm venting right now, but I should not be off-put or seen as weird and whatnot, even way back in high school. Nobody should. [''sigh'']

Uhh, [[Slaweel Ryam|Slaweeeel!]] [''unintelligible shout''] Slaweel Ryam! Oh, that reminds me. In the video, I said... "It's... not ag..." I don't like saying the name beca- but anyway, so, it's not me, [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|my name is not]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], never ever. I said- IBA as in I-Be-A. Stop taking things directliterally. It's just... That was- terrible. You don't- make up a name from an- acronym like that. [''laughs''] That's all the ranting for right now. I'm still ranting off and on today. Uhhhhh, but it's just I have so much on my mind of [''mutters''] -and thought... Uhm, shoot... That's another blank mind instant right there, I lost my train of thought. Pbbbt. Hm. Inside, outside the box, ins-

[''Chris switches to another part'']
Hmm, ya know what, yall, I ju- I showed yall where it is on my Earth, let's- I'll just view it from- I'll just go to it from my moon. [''sigh''] I don't wanna delete, I'm tryin' to play. I didn't wanna edit, I'm trying to play. [''sigh''] [[Sonichu 11|Delays, delays,]] details, yadaya, pbbbt. More creases to iron out. Yeah, change to play mode. Hmm...

But yeah, definitely when I tried too do all the editing on the- the PlayStation 4 here... with the- You can see some of the Marvel DLC and the decals in the background; I was unable to... Huh. Well well, I still need the D- the Marvel DLC anyhow. So, renew the license Sony, Media Molecule, all that.

[''Long silence as Chris in-game rambles on about trolls'']

Hmm...

And that's putting it mildly

That's inspired from [[wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] Just- the character and this piece of background. That's not on the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|downtown mall,]] but I felt like I wanted to put it in there at the time.

Oh yeah, now I remember. In [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|that one video]]... [[BlueSpike|JULAY]], IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! I said in the creepy voice to sound like a witch. I said, "Helloooo, Ian. Why is your last name Brandon Anderson?" So put- just to put that at rest there.

Listen to me here! Because I am! [[Death Threats|I am a good person!]] I am not the monster you haters- have pushed upon me with your false labels and everything. You people should be more friendly. And likable, 'cos nobody's gonna like you at all for hating on everybody else.

[''Chris in-game mentions his heterosexuality'']
And now I'm a lesbian transwoman.

Or more like they just have... too much on their minds already between life and tress and everything. They're in their own head.

Uh, I'm better off nowadays, I actually have more friends and... Know good people nowadays, but still. I feel like people should get their heads outta their iPhones and [[Facebook]], I still feel that way. Definitely in agreement with what Harrison said, I made a Facebook about- that earlier. Oh boy, there's narrator [?] that slipped in the transition from Little Big Planet 2 to 3, or PS3 to 4. I shoulda... I did not think to fix that sooner, just- [[Random Access Humor|Why are you looking up, Sonichu? What's up in the eh, sky? is a bird gonna poop on you? [''fart noise'']]]

Ehh, sackbot, yerr... Slipped programming.

Badum-badum-badum. FABULOUS!

Hm. Yeah, I wonder if those levels are still up and about, I hope they are, because otherwise, the uh, links at the end of f- the final part of the animation would... Be like boot. No. Leave a comment, lemme know if those links still work, if ya actually gone onto... The fi- that part six in the animation and... di- went to those level links.

Ya know, uh, social worker and... people at autism facilities... definitely listen to me there... Actually... Pick a person who's pretty kind, person they're person the aut- Pers the autistic child's age or as close to- That's actually on a normal and... Willing to volunteer, uh, actually be friends, especially in longest run... Yes, I'm gonna say their names, [[Tiffany]], [[Sarah]], and... [[Kelly]]. I wish yall had actually stayed my friends in the longer run... Because I sure coulda used your- yall's.. help... Thef- couple, few years ago when we were talking about the high school reunion in 2013. I KNOW the [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|highschool building]] I build is ''not'' actually re- reminiscent of the actual Manchester High School, but actually... Based, actually, based from the Lego friends and the actual high school in that animation, but I dedicated it, the construction of that, towards Manchester High, and puttin' in little hints here and there- of that. Nobody's weird, I mean, you could say the same- I mean, if you want to think somebody- it's, it's spired, it's an inspired piece of artwork, and yet yall insultin' me like that. Don't hate. Do not hate. haters gonna hate, don't be a hater.

Yeah. My [[Creepy stare|eye contact]] is still reserved for the la- the ladies. I definitely do not give eye contact to the majority of the [[JERKS|males.]] I mean, it's no offense, but I still have my... [[Noviophobia|insecurities]] and whatnot. [''Chris in-game depicts a fight with a troll''] Aaand I stand corrected... I... do not no- [[Emily|I would not be able to recognize an internet troll offline.]] But this is still relative right here how I feel about the haters. [[Don't Mess With Me|Give 'em one, two, wap! Bam!]] And then I'll do it again! Go on, give it to him again! [''gibberish''] That's funny. Still funny to watch.

I tend to mirror people, and to- mirror somebody, definitely a low-functioning person... That's not good for me at all. I mean,
if you were- if you were typically um, if you were typical or likely to mirror anybody else, would you rather- mirror s- a low-functioning person, and...Yeah, I'd rather ne mirroring a normal person. And that's a big reason why in the- And I do not want my [[sweetheart]] to be... autistic. And it's definitely also to reduce the risk of autism in my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|future children.]] AND THAT'S REGARDLESS OF WHAT WHAT YOU HATERS ARE GONNA SAY, RIGHT? Yeah, aren't you? Aren't you? Keep your comments to yourselves. [[Chris and remorse|Not me. Not my fault.]] Failed to load level, that's hardly my fault.

[''belches'']

[''Chris in-game talks about sweethearts'']
Don't put mouse ears on her either.

I mean, especially yall to actually do know.

So is everybody and me nowadays.

Hm. Yellow house. Looks straight outta [[PaRappa the Rapper|Parapper.]] Parappa. But no, it's John booga- Burgermen. Oh, in the downtown mall, they actually do have the silhouette- statues of people among which, that's with the uh, thin characters that you see along the downtown mall portions of my tut- of the animations. And it was not an arcade machine there, it was uh, sorta like a hexagonal... Thing, where people posted ads and papers all on it. Hm.

Hm. I still screen my calls today. Or rather hardly answer the phone. I mean, who's who on the other monitor over there? You don't know. Why did you haters have to take the fun... Out of- everything?

[''Chris in-game demands the cure for autism'']
Or if not then a few days later... Where the lines- would be short to nill.

Yep, that's me venting. I'm looking up at the stars when I said that.

[''sigh''] I still think fondly of my gal-pals regardless. Yep. So, yeah, even though the... fwed the sackbots dance I'm programming and whatnot, but essentially, to dance is to actually have a hold of each other and move about, if not in synchronization so... Still fun to watch though. Just two sack- you can still interpret this, interpret this is two sackbots dancing. It's nice, it's fun. Or at least help with theee uh, highschool reunion that we definitely wanted to serve. If you don't wanna hang out with me, Tiffany. Badum-badumbumbum. Wait for the level link. So I'm press triangle.

Yeah, lemme know, the uh- two levels over here and there... Are they still up? Right, I went with the no-crown version of the extra, 'cos I still don't have the crown DLC. Hey Little Big Planet people if yall are watching this, please send me a code for the crown... to my ID. Yep. Yall should have that information, I'm on the LBP.me.

[''Mock interview with [[Aspergers]] strawman that only responds with "YAH", causing Chris to laugh at his own joke several times.''] [''laughs''] Ahhh, funny. Yay! A Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast parody of... an interview. Heheh, funny. And we're shaking hands. [[Mass debating|We're not doing anything,]] we're shaking hands. And I still feel very ill at him. Cause he's a [[JERKS|male.]] And pay attention to these subtitles underneath there. Haha. Me-heh, it's still funny to think about a- did not actually put actual thumb bot in the character. I thought it'd be quite valid to just kept it one-liner. And then to make that the running gag, it's still funny, haha. [''laughs'']

I definitely researched these facts way back then in 2009... Regardless of how they might be updated now. He grammin' me! [?] That was good timing! [''cackles''] Since I did get, ever since I did get the uh, life jacket for beta... I still need the crown.

Everybody should. We're individual people. [''laughs''] It's a free country.

I'm not getting on the head, hit on the head with that. It was dropped down to me so I can hit HANS on the head with it! [''laughs''] We're- defin' eye-contact here. YEAH? YAH! Yah YAH yah! Idiot. Fortunately since then, the, the uh, the autistic community and the uh, scientist era... Actually did remove the assburger name, so... I do not wanna say I take any credit for whatever, for that change. I'm sure somebody else felt the same way as well. Oh. There's another one. Last one. YAH! Haha, still funny. [''sigh''] But seriously, I do apologize for... All the venting and ranting I have done among the videos here. Don't hate against me period, because people have the right to vent. I'm serious. Everybody's gonna feel it.- among the other pented-up feelings. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna personally... I'm gonna end it personally punching that character again. That sackbot. Haha, here we go! Here we go! What's coming up? What's coming up? Yep! He got squashed, that's funny. Ah, there's your clitch, ah, ending clitch. Funny. You gotta find that amongst funtch- here and there levels, whichever have you.

And yeah, originally for myself intended, I did add on this map, I probably, I may end up uh, making a puzzle or two about autism to emphasize the random blank-nindedness. I got so much of the other obligations right then. Anyway, I'll put down there choice. Punch- beat the hell out of the trolls, or enjoy the dancing between two sackbots. And the, just the- startened is it? There's no goalpost. Anyway, that's on the adventure map... Just south of my... Icon on my Earth. Southwest. Alright; thank yall for watching, and... have a good safe day.
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Club Nintendo

2016-04-30T06:55:05Z

Toblerone:

[[Image:Mariohat.png|thumb|left|What hackers did when the Club Nintendo yearly award was given.]]

'''Club Nintendo''' was a customer-loyalty program that rewarded purchasers of [[Nintendo]] [[video games]] and hardware. Buyers could register a code on the Club Nintendo website confirming that they bought an item, get a certain number of points depending on the value of the item, and then cash in the points for various prizes. For a while between late [[2013]] and [[2014]], the prizes on the website were drastically shortened down and limited to digital-only prizes. However, in [[January 2015]], Club Nintendo updated the physical prizes and more came [[February 2015|the next month]]. Club Nintendo also sent out free download codes for [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio 3D]] via e-mail for all members in February as well. This was a going-away present as part of the program being shut down on 30 [[June 2015]] (in [[United States of America|'Murica]], at least).

[[Chris]] is a big fan of these sorts of giveaways ([[My Coke Rewards]] being another example), and so he seems to have diligently registered his new acquisitions over the years. This record of his purchases spans from when the program first got started in 2003 (as My Nintendo) all the way through to [[February 2009]], where he quit Club Nintendo to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and ''[[LittlePigBlanket]]''.

Since the records may not be entirely representative of what he's bought, it's hard to draw any firm conclusions from this information. However, it suggests that Chris doesn't download games for his Wii with nearly the same abandon as he does on the [[PlayStation Network]]. His Wii downloads as accounted here are actually fairly limited and show pretty decent taste on his part. (This may just be a result of the PSN sucking up every last bit of cash from his [[monthly tugboat]], though.)

Chris spent his My Coke Rewards points almost as fast as he could get them, but for whatever reason, he hoarded his Club Nintendo points. According to the trolls who hacked his account, Chris acquired only one prize: a copy of ''Game & Watch Collection'' for the Nintendo DS. [[Clyde Cash]], in his wisdom, chose to spend a few more on a replica of Mario's hat, a gift for [[Barack Obama]]. Because Chris has all but forgotten about Club Nintendo, his remaining points were left sitting while the program got its plug pulled on 30 June.

In [[March 2016]], Nintendo launched two new programs, one a loyalty program called '''My Nintendo''' and the other a social app entitled Miitomo. Only time will tell if Chris has joined My Nintendo, though it is quite likely since it has been confirmed that he is using Miitomo.

In [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|several]] [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|videos]] released in 2011, a [https://web.archive.org/web/20150607212942/https://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do Giant Mii AR Card] is visible on Chris's wall. This particular item was only available to Club Nintendo members, for the price of 300 coins.

==The list==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Registered
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Type
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Party 5
|Game
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Game
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance SP
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Nintendo GameCube
|Hardware
|-
|13 March 2004
|''Pokémon Colosseum
|Game
|-
|5 May 2004
|''Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Party Game$
|Game
|-
|13 June 2004
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon FireRed
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Game
|-
|26 October 2004
|''Donkey Konga
|Game
|-
|29 June 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Johto Photo Finish
|Other
|-
|18 July 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll
|Other
|-
|31 December 2004
|Nintendo DS
|Hardware
|-
|5 January 2005
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Game
|-
|12 January 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - I Choose You!
|Other
|-
|17 February 2005
|''WarioWare: Touched!
|Game
|-
|5 March 2005
|''Pokémon Emerald
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Other
|-
|1 April 2005
|''Pokémon Dash
|Game
|-
|6 May 2005
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Polarium
|Game
|-
|25 May 2005
|''WarioWare: Twisted!
|Game
|-
|7 September 2005
|''Nintendogs - Dachshund & Friends
|Game
|-
|12 November 2005
|Game Boy micro
|Hardware
|-
|19 November 2005
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Game
|-
|25 December 2005
|''Animal Crossing: Wild World
|Game
|-
|27 December 2005
|''Mario Kart DS
|Game
|-
|7 January 2006
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Mario Party 7
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Game
|-
|9 March 2006
|''Pokémon Trozei
|Game
|-
|23 March 2006
|''Tetris DS
|Game
|-
|28 March 2006
|''Metroid Prime Hunters
|Game
|-
|11 April 2006
|''True Swing Golf
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Super Princess Peach
|Game
|-
|19 April 2006
|''Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day
|Game
|-
|16 May 2006
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|1 June 2006
|''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
|Game
|-
|30 August 2006
|''Star Fox Command
|Game
|-
|15 September 2006
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Game
|-
|21 September 2006
|''Big Brain Academy
|Game
|-
|26 September 2006
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Game
|-
|27 September 2006
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Drill Dozer
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Magnetica
|Game
|-
|29 October 2006
|''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
|Game
|-
|2 November 2007
|Everybody Votes Channel
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|Internet Browser
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Kirby's Adventure
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Metroid Prime 3'' Preview
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Paper Mario
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Super Metroid
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Alien Soldier
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Sin & Punishment
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Check Mii Out Channel
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Nintendo Wii
|Hardware
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Diamond
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Pearl
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Wii Play
|Game
|-
|24 November 2007
|Nintendo DS Lite
|Hardware
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Bonk's Adventure
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Pokémon Snap
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Wrecking Crew
|Download
|-
|11 March 2008
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Game
|-
|5 May 2008
|''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Game
|-
|27 May 2008
|Nintendo Channel
|Download
|-
|27 May 2008
|Photo Channel 1.1
|Download
|-
|16 June 2008
|''My Pokémon Ranch
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Family Table Tennis
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''World of Goo
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Animal Crossing: City Folk
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Kart
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Game
|-
|10 January 2009
|''Wii Music
|Game
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Download
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sudoku Challenge!
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''Tetris Party
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Milon's Secret Castle
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Solomon's Key
|Download
|-
|30 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Game
|-
|3 February 2009
|''Sonic Chaos
|Download
|-
|3 February 2009
|Wii Speak Channel
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''Wonder Boy
|Download
|-
|10 February 2009
|''Dr. Mario Online Rx
|Download
|-
|20 February 2009
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Game
|}

==See also==
* [[My Coke Rewards]]

==Download==
*http://www.mediafire.com/?mknwejnzn1a

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-29T02:56:40Z

Toblerone:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" about being "nerdy". This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

==Description==
The video is a videographic edition of the [[Attraction Sign]]. It's ostensibly about "nerd culture", yet every question and answer is either about women Chris finds attractive, would find attractive, or about the attractiveness of Chris himself. Taking this into consideration, it can be assumed that no "associate" was involved, and that Chris just wrote it himself and invented a flimsy excuse about being prompted. Potential evidence of this comes in the form of every question being in first person rather than second ("do ''I''" rather than "do ''you''") which is not how Q&A prompts are written. Further damaging the façade is the "nerd culture" featured in the Q&A, amounting solely to references to the highly dated [[wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and the insipid [[wikipedia:The_Big_Bang_Theory|Big Bang Theory]] which is widely detested by the "nerdy" demographic it purports to represent.

He also makes a Lego figure of himself and the the Scooby Doo character Velma, and has them do a "little making out". He also states that she has sex with her in his dreams. He then lists what "nerd girls" he would invite to a sleepover, and of course, includes Mila Kunis and Megan Fox. He even invites the actresses from The Big Bang Theory, but not Amy, as her face does not appeal to Chris. Chris's value on physical appearance is interesting, especially when compared with his apparent feminism, or, more likely, he's still the same shallow, deluded child on a quest for [[china]].

Irrespective of who wrote the Q&A, Chris's answers come as no surprise, with copious mentions of the necessity of physical attractiveness in a potential girlfriend as well as her compulsory willingness to act as a mother figure. It is also unsurprising that there are only nine questions in his list of ten, indicating that he either skipped a question or [[Chris and writing|couldn't keep track of what he was writing]] and only made nine to begin with.

Despite the overwhelming sophistication and allure of the video, no "nerd girls" seem to have been seduced as yet.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Nerdy Q&A
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ThdT7mIjXbU}}
| stardate = 27 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = Pink sweater
| previous = [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream‎]]
| next = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

Happy Birthday, Martin.

2016-04-20T04:37:54Z

Toblerone: /* Video */

'''Happy Birthday, Martin.''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. A [[fan]] [[Money|paid Chris $50]] to make a minute-long video wishing "Martin" a happy birthday. Chris accomplishes this by inanely singing and dancing in an [[Chris and fashion|appallingly filthy muumuu]].

It should be noted that Chris is starting to look uncannily like an old lady - his messy and receding [[hair]] along with his long, blue blouse make him look anything but in his 30's.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Martin.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MGrRBi65iTE}}
| stardate = 5 [[April 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Filthy blue "Do What Makes You Happy" T-shirt
| previous = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
| next = [[Please, Donate]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
Hello Martin, over there in [[PandaHalo|Australia.]] Um, sorry I'm a little bit, late, I've been- so busy with life changes and everything, but anyway, uh, your friend- paid for me to wish you a happy birthday, I hope you have a very nice and pleasant birthday. [''Chris starts dancing and singing''] You are a special guy Martin, duh-duh-duh [''uncomprehensible singing''] Everybody wish you happy BIRTHDAY! We hope you had a safe and pleasant one, duh-duh-duh, dun! Anyway, thank you for your support over there in Australia. Have a great and safe day.
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Happy Birthday, Martin.

2016-04-09T21:04:23Z

Toblerone:

'''Happy Birthday, Martin.''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. A [[fan]] [[Money|paid Chris $50]] to make a minute-long video wishing "Martin" a happy birthday. Chris accomplishes this by inanely singing and dancing in an [[Chris and fashion|appallingly filthy muumuu]].
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Martin.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MGrRBi65iTE}}
| stardate = 5 [[April 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Filthy blue "Do What Makes You Happy" T-shirt
| previous = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
| next =
}}
</center>
==Transcript==
Hello Martin, over there in [[PandaHalo|Australia.]] Um, sorry I'm a little bit, late, I've been- so busy with life changes and everything, but anyway, uh, your friend- paid for me to wish you a happy birthday, I hope you have a very nice and pleasant birthday. [''Chris starts dancing and singing''] You are a special guy Martin, duh-duh-duh [''uncomprehensible singing''] Everybody wish you happy BIRTHDAY! We hope you had a safe and pleasant one, duh-duh-duh, dun! Anyway, thank you for your support over there in Australia. Have a great and safe day.
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

April 2016

2016-04-05T01:46:30Z

Toblerone: /* Events */

{{Ongoing}}

April is the fourth month of 2016.

==Events==
* 5 April - Chris uploads video [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
* 11 April - Chris's [[26 December 2014|probation]] is set to expire.

{{Timeline}}

My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2016-04-05T01:46:05Z

Toblerone:

'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he erotically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, and similarly he created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = My Breast Massage Routine 18+
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-VjMsw09MTQ}}
| stardate = 5 [[April 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = None
| previous = [[Nerdy Q&A]]
| next =
}}
</center>
==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-05T01:40:38Z

Toblerone:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" about being "nerdy". This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

The video is in essence videographic edition of the [[Attraction Sign]]. It's ostensibly about "nerd culture", yet literally every question and answer is either about women Chris finds or would find attractive or about the attractiveness of Chris himself. Taking this into consideration, it can be assumed that no "associate" was involved, and that Chris just wrote it himself and invented a flimsy excuse about being prompted. Potential evidence of this comes in the form of every question being in first person rather than second ("do ''I''" rather than "do ''you''") which is not how Q&A prompts are written. Further damaging the story is the "nerd culture" featured in the Q&A amounting solely to references to the highly dated [[wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and the insipid [[wikipedia:The_Big_Bang_Theory|Big Bang Theory]] which is widely detested by the "nerdy" demographic it purports to represent.

Irrespective of who wrote the Q&A, Chris's answers come as no surprise, with copious mentions of the necessity of physical attractiveness in a potential girlfriend as well as her compulsory willingness to act as a mother figure and with every mention of her intellectual assets qualified by conjunction with a good body and big tits, so evidently despite being a mid-30s obese balding crossdresser with a criminal record Chris remains unwilling to relax his standards.

Despite the overwhelming sophistication and allure of the video, no "nerd girls" seem to have been seduced as yet.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Nerdy Q&A
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ThdT7mIjXbU}}
| stardate = 27 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = Pink sweater
| previous = [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream‎]]
| next = [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

My Breast Massage Routine 18+

2016-04-05T01:39:25Z

Toblerone: Added page

'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 4 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he erotically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, and similarly he created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = My Breast Massage Routine 18+
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-VjMsw09MTQ}}
| stardate = 4 [[April 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
|subject= {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = None
| previous = [[Nerdy Q&A]]
| next =
}}
</center>
==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

April 2016

2016-04-05T01:23:49Z

Toblerone: /* Events */

{{Ongoing}}

April is the fourth month of 2016.

==Events==
* 4 April - Chris uploads video [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]
* 11 April - Chris's [[26 December 2014|probation]] is set to expire.

{{Timeline}}

List of Chris's video games

2016-04-03T02:37:19Z

Toblerone:

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. However, a [[January 2015|January 2015 leak]] by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris' addiction to buying video games has gotten ''worse.''

Also, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have burned up (or lost), but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to Snooky's Pawn Shop and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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File:Dk3v.jpg
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File:Nametage.jpg|Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Namco Bandai
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wreaking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Sippuden
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|Bought every single minigame.
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS)
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. 4 (Wii U)
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|Treefall Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|Warner Bros
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a Ps4.
|
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|-
|''KNACK
|Sony
|-
|''LEGO DIMENSIONS
|-
|''Skylanders SWAP Force
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|-
|''Yu-gi-oh Legacy Of The Duelist
|Konami
|-

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft, Aksys Games, Rising Star Games
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]
* CWCki Forums[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

10 September 2009

2016-04-02T20:06:18Z

Toblerone:

"'''10 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09102009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] utterly dismisses a possible interview with [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]] of ''[[PS3|PlayStation]] Magazine Europe'' as a troll, continuing to display his paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants to do it. Just in case she ''isn't'' a troll, however, he assures her that he would happily agree to an interview on the grounds that she go to his house personally to request it from him. He then goes on to compliment her in the hopes that she wold be more inclined to come. This video was made in response to the [[Maggie Thomas call]].

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 10 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|M8aatQFxN_M}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt2|text}}
| previous = [[Sign Destruction Video]]
| next = [[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]
}}

{{quote|I know you call your quote/unquote "interviews" to be false, so therefore - back off.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is standing there, [[Gitar of Fail]] around his neck, [[High School ring]] flashed'']

[[Captain's Log]], Nine-Ten-Oh Nine. I have received a-- I recently received a phone call on the home phone, ah, from, ah, person that is supposedly of the ''PlayStation Magazine'' in, uh, Europe. Call came restricted, did not leave a call back number, did not call back later, so, she is assumed [[troll]].

I mean, if-a... [''Stammers a lot''] I would BELIEVE I was going to be interviewed for real for a magazine instead of a fake interview, I would believe it, IF Veronica Belmont of PlayStation Corp. PERSONALLY came to the front door of my house, here in [[Ruckersville, VA]], and ASKED me, and PERSONALLY asked me to an—for an interview... [''Nods head''] I would gladly accept that.

But, anyway, Veronica, if you're watching this? [''Thumbs up''] You did an awesome job on ''[[Wikipedia:Qore (Playstation Network)|Qore]]'', keep it up. Really enjoyed, y'know, about, I mean, it was so cool, you know, you became an honorary Gamer Girl, I think it was, with that fancy shirt, I remember that, and all the other memorable moments since, you know, episode one. [''Creepy smirk''] And also, I like your recent interview with Jay Leno, that was good, and also I know you love [[Little Big Planet]], so, you know, I got a few levels up there on my PlayStation ID as [[Sonichu]], and thanks again for adding me as a friend. [''Another thumbs up''] You accepted my request.

[''Stares into space for a bit'']

So, anyway, with that, a—wah, leave everyone in peace to know that, I'm on to, ah—bdah, the trolls, I'm on to your game. I kn- I know you call your quote/unquote "interviews" to be false, so therefore - back off. And back off on everything else you're trolling doing because you're so trolling stupid.

Peace to everyone else, [[curse]] to the trolls.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sign Destruction Video]]|nextlink=[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-09-10]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-10]]

CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-04-02T19:47:26Z

Toblerone:

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it. Chris removed the video two days later and reuploaded with all the parts combined, along with the original version of the Autism Tutorial. It should be noted that despite being uploaded in HD, the first 20 minutes of the video are, in [[Chris and cinematography|CWC-fashion]], grainy and low quality.

==Video==
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| previous = [[Happy Women's Day‎]]
| next = [[CWC's Destiny start]]
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===Transcript===
[''Video intro begins with Little Big Planet 3 opening. Chris sits in his room. The facecam is in the upper right, similar to how most "Let's Players" orient it.'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my Autism Tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left [[muscle bra|shirtless]]. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, [[Trolls|haters]] to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [''sigh''] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the X pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

[''Chris grabs two amiibo''] Sonichu and Rosechu available on [[Etsy]]. Everything. Books, all that. Ok? Thank You, Just puttin' the plug there. Loading screen.

[''Chris begins talking over the video'']
I wonder how some people actually are able to cope with listening to their own voices, ya know?

I think my voice was more high pitched [[2011|way back then]].

Just aaa hint: pretty much the inspiration for where I tilted my head forward made it look like I was whispering back to yall; you might- I think, if I remember correctly that was inspired by Louise in the classic Bob's Burgers episode where she goes like whispering to her mom, "And she didn't make us wear seatbelts!" He didn't. Mr. Frond. Hmm.

Oh yeah, and I definitely do believe that- if they haven't done all the research yet since 2009 when I originally did this animation... All the research and discoveries in the [[wikipedia:Corpus callosum|''corpus callosum'']]... Hmm... Come on, d- are we, are we- [sigh] What's d- progress, what's the status on that cure for autism? Or at least fixing the ''corpus callosum''. And I was unable to fit- fiww... Actually remedy that missing... notepad, that was left in the bottom part of that image there.

[''Chris in video talks about parent's age and autism'']
Uhh... Not to insult [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my late father, who rests in peace in the Monticello Memory Gardens, but he was literally ''52'', 53... I dunno, 52 going on 53, in 1980... upon my conception. Which that definitely backs up the theory about the father's age being a factor, and bring on more likely autism in a child, 'cos I am [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] with it.

Well yeah, I tend to switch back and forth from differing... to- voice tones, levels. I gotta end up watching myself if I'm not careful.

Oh yeah, that definitely goes with the constant mental blankness and blankouts that actually happen to me. Literally.

Hmm... [''sigh''] I haven't watched this in total depth... Umm... Or possibly with the uh... Mental blankouts from watching it again recently... Hm... I can't remember everything, I'm not perfect, who's perfect? '''Nobody's perfect.''' So quit hating on everybody, haters. Nobody's perfect. You're not perfect either.

Oh, ritualistic... Oh, my little faux pas.

I- I originally wanted to do the full circfle loop around but the camera did not- the camera, for... this technology did not work so well in my favor there.

Hey- Look at me here and there. Same face but [[Tomgirl|I think I look much better now]] than I did when that photo was taken. [''laughs''] That's funny.

Hm. You could definitely tell I had to put a new shirt on my sack-person-character because that front pocket... That's co- seems to be common with the uh, badge, the state-country among the soccer shirts, is w- is what I learned. I ha- I had to through the individual shirts to pick out the new one to put on me there.

It's therapeutic, therapeutic building with [[Legos]]. And... yeah, if you.. pay attention, you can actually learn from... us autistics in their younger age, what goes on in my- our minds, between what we create, [[Chris and art|draw]], whatever.

I tend- I realize I have a tended to go off topic... Especially near the end... of each uh, part. I mean, I don't mean to be offensive at all, seriously I don't... but, I just have so much stress in my head, I need- I just felt I need to vent at those times at the end of each video

Very smart, I mean... I definitely did not deserve to be put in an institution at all. [[Chris and psychology|They do no good.]] Seriously, unless the child is actually so low-functioning... Uhh, I mean, I don't, like- I, I'm talkin'... I really need to think my thoughts through sometimes. I can't think everything through, I'm not... my brain goes [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes and... Yeah, I just have blankout there, but I had to catch my train of thought , as I was just speaking right now.

I definitely like the tools I was able to uh, play with in uh, Little Big Planet 2- They're more diverse and... Compared to the first Little Big Planet game... Especially to make... videos and animations like this. So- Sony, Media Mo- Molecule did a good job.

Behind their mothers skirts, more like behind their... computer monitors. And do you actually see their faces on the other end? No. You know I learned recently that Anomynous [''sic''] is not a legal name? You cannot na- legally name your child "Anonymous." Except in one state. I learned that from... Danger Dolan and Sheema. I like Sheema. Kitty-cat. Yeah, I like the voice actress that did her, she has a good voice.

[''Chris in game talks about his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|websites]]''] 
That was not an easy decision for me to make... Havin' a- [''unintelligible''] sites down... in order for the sake of saving my artwork.

Only if you have it connected through a- Wi-Fi or a 3G connection.

I suck at date- I suck at [[OkCupid|online dating]] as well so I don't do that either.

Hmm... [sigh] I miss [[Chris's Room|my old bedroom]] the way it was back then... Definitely before my father passed away... but then, even more recently with the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire,]] and... Well... I dunno if I wanna call this a bigger room, more area I have down here, but I sure filled it up fairly quick, didn't I?

Oh, you notice I put my [[1982|birth year]] on the... stereo set there...

Uhh, I tend to slip off-topic when I- digress-ing... go on and on... But then again, who doesn't? Seriously...

I made good- I had good intentions when I, originally said these things. It's definitely that. I mean, especially, umm... You feel one part at a time, you expect something at the end, at least you got something at the end...but who- It's like- It's not unlike um... I could enable skipping over the parts because that's beyond my knowledge. Awesomeness.

Oh yeah, when I was updating this, I really had to- I had to update the chips in each of the sackbots. Inste- They virtually [''stutters''] - I uh, slip- from... transitioning, I believe, and uh... two to three... Umm... The uh, going back and forth for sackbots. I had to go- I had to reprogram them and actually record them going back and forth, so that's another... thing they could fix for bother version of Little Big Planet 3, the uh, looping, reprogramming for the sackbot. I had to figure that out for myself, ya know.

Computer Graphics lab. In case you haven't figured it out yet, Computer Graphics lab- which in the front of, I actually conceived Sonichu in my head back in March 17, 2000.

Not product placement, if you see [[McDonalds|the arch.]] The tea is good though. And have- have you ever all tried Arnold Palmering it with their lemonade? I found that uh, abou- one quarter to a third full- uh, one-to-four, or one-to-three, wi- actually more preferably one quarter- lemonade versus tea... Yeah, that's definitely best combination to make... And Arnold Palmer it, with any McDonalds, I find their lemonade and tea... to be best for that combination.

Oh yeah, I did for so many years.

Oh, when I originally did the animation back in 2009, I wa- I really wanted to get the rain all over from left to the right side, but unfortunately I had s- too much over the awning or whatnot, the emitters would not allow me to do that. Even to- I wasn't- I hadn't even thought that back then about putting the emitter for the raindrops below... But then again, could you... Then again, how much is a bet, I don't think i would want the uh, raindrops in-between to protrude in front of the characters there. Just a bunch of randomly selected sackperson characters... Costumes that were available back then.

LAME [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville,]] L-A-M-E. Definitely compared to Chesterfield County, it was much better for me back then, [[Manchester High School|high school.]] Especially regardless of the uh, my backstabbing... later to be backstabbing [[gal-pals]]. [''sigh''] I still miss uh, still miss them, I do, I still care about them. but I mean as people. Ya know. ''I'm not crazy!'' I'm not totally mentally deranged. Just because, I turn out to actually be a woman in spirit, including way back then that it was definitely apparent back then. I mean, I'm venting right now, but I should not be off-put or seen as weird and whatnot, even way back in high school. Nobody should. [''sigh'']

Uhh, [[Slaweel Ryam|Slaweeeel!]] [''unintelligible shout''] Slaweel Ryam! Oh, that reminds me. In the video, I said... "It's... not ag..." I don't like saying the name beca- but anyway, so, it's not me, [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|my name is not]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], never ever. I said- IBA as in I-Be-A. Stop taking things directliterally. It's just... That was- terrible. You don't- make up a name from an- acronym like that. [''laughs''] That's all the ranting for right now. I'm still ranting off and on today. Uhhhhh, but it's just I have so much on my mind of [''mutters''] -and thought... Uhm, shoot... That's another blank mind instant right there, I lost my train of thought. Pbbbt. Hm. Inside, outside the box, ins-

[''Chris switches to another part'']
Hmm, ya know what, yall, I ju- I showed yall where it is on my Earth, let's- I'll just view it from- I'll just go to it from my moon. [''sigh''] I don't wanna delete, I'm tryin' to play. I didn't wanna edit, I'm trying to play. [''sigh''] [[Sonichu 11|Delays, delays,]] details, yadaya, pbbbt. More creases to iron out. Yeah, change to play mode. Hmm...

But yeah, definitely when I tried too do all the editing on the- the PlayStation 4 here... with the- You can see some of the Marvel DLC and the decals in the background; I was unable to... Huh. Well well, I still need the D- the Marvel DLC anyhow. So, renew the license Sony, Media Molecule, all that.

[''Long silence as Chris in-game rambles on about trolls'']

Hmm...

And that's putting it mildly

That's inspired from [[wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] Just- the character and this piece of background. That's not on the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|downtown mall,]] but I felt like I wanted to put it in there at the time.

Oh yeah, now I remember. In that one video... [[BlueSpike|JULAY]], IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! I said in the creepy voice to sound like a witch. I said, "Helloooo, Ian. Why is your last name Brandon Anderson?" So put- just to put that at rest there.

Listen to me here! Because I am! [[Death Threats|I am a good person!]] I am not the monster you haters- have pushed upon me with your false labels and everything. You people should be more friendly. And likable, 'cos nobody's gonna like you at all for hating on everybody else.

[''Chris in-game mentions his heterosexuality'']
And now I'm a lesbian transwoman.

Or more like they just have... too much on their minds already between life and tress and everything. They're in their own head.

Uh, I'm better off nowadays, I actually have more friends and... Know good people nowadays, but still. I feel like people should get their heads outta their iPhones and [[Facebook]], I still feel that way. Definitely in agreement with what Harrison said, I made a Facebook about- that earlier. Oh boy, there's narrator [?] that slipped in the transition from Little Big Planet 2 to 3, or PS3 to 4. I shoulda... I did not think to fix that sooner, just- [[Random Access Humor|Why are you looking up, Sonichu? What's up in the eh, sky? is a bird gonna poop on you? [''fart noise'']]]

Ehh, sackbot, yerr... Slipped programming.

Badum-badum-badum. FABULOUS!

Hm. Yeah, I wonder if those levels are still up and about, I hope they are, because otherwise, the uh, links at the end of f- the final part of the animation would... Be like boot. No. Leave a comment, lemme know if those links still work, if ya actually gone onto... The fi- that part six in the animation and... di- went to those level links.

Ya know, uh, social worker and... people at autism facilities... definitely listen to me there... Actually... Pick a person who's pretty kind, person they're person the aut- Pers the autistic child's age or as close to- That's actually on a normal and... Willing to volunteer, uh, actually be friends, especially in longest run... Yes, I'm gonna say their names, [[Tiffany]], [[Sarah]], and... [[Kelly]]. I wish yall had actually stayed my friends in the longer run... Because I sure coulda used your- yall's.. help... Thef- couple, few years ago when we were talking about the high school reunion in 2013. I KNOW the [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|highschool building]] I build is ''not'' actually re- reminiscent of the actual Manchester High School, but actually... Based, actually, based from the Lego friends and the actual high school in that animation, but I dedicated it, the construction of that, towards Manchester High, and puttin' in little hints here and there- of that. Nobody's weird, I mean, you could say the same- I mean, if you want to think somebody- it's, it's spired, it's an inspired piece of artwork, and yet yall insultin' me like that. Don't hate. Do not hate. haters gonna hate, don't be a hater.

Yeah. My [[Creepy stare|eye contact]] is still reserved for the la- the ladies. I definitely do not give eye contact to the majority of the [[JERKS|males.]] I mean, it's no offense, but I still have my... [[Noviophobia|insecurities]] and whatnot. [''Chris in-game depicts a fight with a troll''] Aaand I stand corrected... I... do not no- [[Emily|I would not be able to recognize an internet troll offline.]] But this is still relative right here how I feel about the haters. [[Don't Mess With Me|Give 'em one, two, wap! Bam!]] And then I'll do it again! Go on, give it to him again! [''gibberish''] That's funny. Still funny to watch.

I tend to mirror people, and to- mirror somebody, definitely a low-functioning person... That's not good for me at all. I mean,
if you were- if you were typically um, if you were typical or likely to mirror anybody else, would you rather- mirror s- a low-functioning person, and...Yeah, I'd rather ne mirroring a normal person. And that's a big reason why in the- And I do not want my [[sweetheart]] to be... autistic. And it's definitely also to reduce the risk of autism in my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|future children.]] AND THAT'S REGARDLESS OF WHAT WHAT YOU HATERS ARE GONNA SAY, RIGHT? Yeah, aren't you? Aren't you? Keep your comments to yourselves. [[Chris and remorse|Not me. Not my fault.]] Failed to load level, that's hardly my fault.

[''belches'']

[''Chris in-game talks about sweethearts'']
Don't put mouse ears on her either.

I mean, especially yall to actually do know.

So is everybody and me nowadays.

Hm. Yellow house. Looks straight outta [[PaRappa the Rapper|Parapper.]] Parappa. But no, it's John booga- Burgermen. Oh, in the downtown mall, they actually do have the silhouette- statues of people among which, that's with the uh, thin characters that you see along the downtown mall portions of my tut- of the animations. And it was not an arcade machine there, it was uh, sorta like a hexagonal... Thing, where people posted ads and papers all on it. Hm.

Hm. I still screen my calls today. Or rather hardly answer the phone. I mean, who's who on the other monitor over there? You don't know. Why did you haters have to take the fun... Out of- everything?

[''Chris in-game demands the cure for autism'']
Or if not then a few days later... Where the lines- would be short to nill.

Yep, that's me venting. I'm looking up at the stars when I said that.

[''sigh''] I still think fondly of my gal-pals regardless. Yep. So, yeah, even though the... fwed the sackbots dance I'm programming and whatnot, but essentially, to dance is to actually have a hold of each other and move about, if not in synchronization so... Still fun to watch though. Just two sack- you can still interpret this, interpret this is two sackbots dancing. It's nice, it's fun. Or at least help with theee uh, highschool reunion that we definitely wanted to serve. If you don't wanna hang out with me, Tiffany. Badum-badumbumbum. Wait for the level link. So I'm press triangle.

Yeah, lemme know, the uh- two levels over here and there... Are they still up? Right, I went with the no-crown version of the extra, 'cos I still don't have the crown DLC. Hey Little Big Planet people if yall are watching this, please send me a code for the crown... to my ID. Yep. Yall should have that information, I'm on the LBP.me.

[''Mock interview with [[Aspergers]] strawman that only responds with "YAH", causing Chris to laugh at his own joke several times.''] [''laughs''] Ahhh, funny. Yay! A Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast parody of... an interview. Heheh, funny. And we're shaking hands. [[Mass debating|We're not doing anything,]] we're shaking hands. And I still feel very ill at him. Cause he's a [[JERKS|male.]] And pay attention to these subtitles underneath there. Haha. Me-heh, it's still funny to think about a- did not actually put actual thumb bot in the character. I thought it'd be quite valid to just kept it one-liner. And then to make that the running gag, it's still funny, haha. [''laughs'']

I definitely researched these facts way back then in 2009... Regardless of how they might be updated now. He grammin' me! [?] That was good timing! [''cackles''] Since I did get, ever since I did get the uh, life jacket for beta... I still need the crown.

Everybody should. We're individual people. [''laughs''] It's a free country.

I'm not getting on the head, hit on the head with that. It was dropped down to me so I can hit HANS on the head with it! [''laughs''] We're- defin' eye-contact here. YEAH? YAH! Yah YAH yah! Idiot. Fortunately since then, the, the uh, the autistic community and the uh, scientist era... Actually did remove the assburger name, so... I do not wanna say I take any credit for whatever, for that change. I'm sure somebody else felt the same way as well. Oh. There's another one. Last one. YAH! Haha, still funny. [''sigh''] But seriously, I do apologize for... All the venting and ranting I have done among the videos here. Don't hate against me period, because people have the right to vent. I'm serious. Everybody's gonna feel it.- among the other pented-up feelings. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna personally... I'm gonna end it personally punching that character again. That sackbot. Haha, here we go! Here we go! What's coming up? What's coming up? Yep! He got squashed, that's funny. Ah, there's your clitch, ah, ending clitch. Funny. You gotta find that amongst funtch- here and there levels, whichever have you.

And yeah, originally for myself intended, I did add on this map, I probably, I may end up uh, making a puzzle or two about autism to emphasize the random blank-nindedness. I got so much of the other obligations right then. Anyway, I'll put down there choice. Punch- beat the hell out of the trolls, or enjoy the dancing between two sackbots. And the, just the- startened is it? There's no goalpost. Anyway, that's on the adventure map... Just south of my... Icon on my earth. Southwest. Alright; thank yall for watching, and... have a good safe day.
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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-30T23:34:47Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it. Chris removed the video two days later and reuploaded with all the parts combined, along with the original version of the Autism Tutorial. It should be noted that despite being uploaded in HD, the first 20 minutes of the video are, in [[Chris and cinematography|CWC-fashion]], grainy and low quality.

==Video==
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| previous = [[Happy Women's Day‎]]
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
[''Video intro begins with Little Big Planet 3 opening. Chris sits in his room. The facecam is in the upper right, similar to how most "Let's Players" orient it.'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my Autism Tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left [[muscle bra|shirtless]]. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, [[Trolls|haters]] to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [''sigh''] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the X pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

[''Chris grabs two amiibo''] Sonichu and Rosechu available on [[Etsy]]. Everything. Books, all that. Ok? Thank You, Just puttin' the plug there. Loading screen.

[''Chris begins talking over the video'']
I wonder how some people actually are able to cope with listening to their own voices, ya know?

I think my voice was more high pitched [[2011|way back then]].

Just aaa hint: pretty much the inspiration for where I tilted my head forward made it look like I was whispering back to yall; you might- I think, if I remember correctly that was inspired by Louise in the classic Bob's Burgers episode where she goes like whispering to her mom, "And she didn't make us wear seatbelts!" He didn't. Mr. Frond. Hmm.

Oh yeah, and I definitely do believe that- if they haven't done all the research yet since 2009 when I originally did this animation... All the research and discoveries in the [[wikipedia:Corpus callosum|''corpus callosum'']]... Hmm... Come on, d- are we, are we- [sigh] What's d- progress, what's the status on that cure for autism? Or at least fixing the ''corpus callosum''. And I was unable to fit- fiww... Actually remedy that missing... notepad, that was left in the bottom part of that image there.

[''Chris in video talks about parent's age and autism'']
Uhh... Not to insult [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my late father, who rests in peace in the Monticello Memory Gardens, but he was literally ''52'', 53... I dunno, 52 going on 53, in 1980... upon my conception. Which that definitely backs up the theory about the father's age being a factor, and bring on more likely autism in a child, 'cos I am [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] with it.

Well yeah, I tend to switch back and forth from differing... to- voice tones, levels. I gotta end up watching myself if I'm not careful.

Oh yeah, that definitely goes with the constant mental blankness and blankouts that actually happen to me. Literally.

Hmm... [''sigh''] I haven't watched this in total depth... Umm... Or possibly with the uh... mental blankouts from watching it again recently... Hm... I can't remember everything, I'm not perfect, who's perfect? '''Nobody's perfect.''' So quit hating on everybody, haters. Nobody's perfect. You're not perfect either.

Oh, ritualistic... Oh, my little faux pas.

I- I originally wanted to do the full circfle loop around but the camera did not- the camera, for... this technology did not work so well in my favor there.

Hey- Look at me here and there. Same face but [[Tomgirl|I think I look much better now]] than I did when that photo was taken. [''laughs''] That's funny.

Hm. You could definitely tell I had to put a new shirt on my sack-person-character because that front pocket... That's co- seems to be common with the uh, badge, the state-country among the soccer shirts, is w- is what I learned. I ha- I had to through the individual shirts to pick out the new one to put on me there.

It's therapeutic, therapeutic building with [[Legos]]. And... yeah, if you.. pay attention, you can actually learn from... us autistics in their younger age, what goes on in my- our minds, between what we create, [[Chris and art|draw]], whatever.

I tend- I realize I have a tended to go off topic... Especially near the end... of each uh, part. I mean, I don't mean to be offensive at all, seriously I don't... but, I just have so much stress in my head, I need- I just felt I need to vent at those times at the end of each video

Very smart, I mean... I definitely did not deserve to be put in an institution at all. [[Chris and psychology|They do no good.]] Seriously, unless the child is actually so low-functioning... Uhh, I mean, I don't, like- I, I'm talkin'... I really need to think my thoughts through sometimes. I can't think everything through, I'm not... my brain goes [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes and... Yeah, I just have blankout there, but I had to catch my train of thought , as I was just speaking right now.

I definitely like the tools I was able to uh, play with in uh, Little Big Planet 2- They're more diverse and... Compared to the first Little Big Planet game... Especially to make... videos and animations like this. So- Sony, Media Mo- Molecule did a good job.

Behind their mothers skirts, more like behind their... computer monitors. And do you actually see their faces on the other end? No. You know I learned recently that Anomynous [''sic''] is not a legal name? You cannot na- legally name your child "Anonymous." Except in one state. I learned that from... Danger Dolan and Sheema. I like Sheema. Kitty-cat. Yeah, I like the voice actress that did her, she has a good voice.

[''Chris in game talks about his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|websites]]''] 
That was not an easy decision for me to make... Havin' a- [''unintelligible''] sites down... in order for the sake of saving my artwork.

Only if you have it connected through a- Wi-Fi or a 3G connection.

I suck at date- I suck at [[OkCupid|online dating]] as well so I don't do that either.

Hmm... [sigh] I miss my old bedroom the way it was back then... Definitely before my father passed away... but then, even more recently with the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire,]] and... Well... I dunno if I wanna call this a bigger room, more area I have down here, but I sure filled it up fairly quick, didn't I?

oh, you notice I put my [[1982|birth year]] on the... stereo set there...

Uhh, I tend to slip off-topic when I- digress-ing... go on and on... But then again, who doesn't? Seriously...

I made good- I had good intentions when I, originally said these things. It's definitely that. I mean, especially, umm... You feel one part at a time, you expect something at the end, at least you got something at the end...but who- It's like- It's not unlike um... I could enable skipping over the parts because that's beyond my knowledge. Awesomeness.

Oh yeah, when I was updating this, I really had to- I had to update the chips in each of the sackbots. Inste- They virtually [''stutters''] - I uh, slip- from... transitioning, I believe, and uh... two to three... Umm... The uh, going back and forth for sackbots. I had to go- I had to reprogram them and actually record them going back and forth, so that's another... thing they could fix for bother version of Little Big Planet 3, the uh, looping, reprogramming for the sackbot. I had to figure that out for myself, ya know.

Computer Graphics lab. in case you haven't figured it out yet, Computer Graphics lab- which in the front of, I actually conceived Sonichu in my head back in March 17, 2000.

Not product placement, if you see [[McDonalds|the arch.]] The tea is good though. And have- have you ever all tried Arnold Palmering it with their lemonade? I found that uh, abou- one quarter to a third full- uh, one-to-four, or one-to-three, wi- actually more preferably one quarter- lemonade versus tea... Yeah, that's definitely best combination to make... And Arnold Palmer it, with any McDonalds, I find their lemonade and tea... to be best for that combination.

Oh yeah, I did for so many years.

Oh, when I originally did the animation back in 2009, I wa- I really wanted to get the rain all over from left to the right side, but unfortunately I had s- too much over the awning or whatnot, the emitters would not allow me to do that. Even to- I wasn't- I hadn't even thought that back then about putting the emitter for the raindrops below... But then again, could you... Then again, how much is a bet, I don't think i would want the uh, raindrops in-between to protrude in front of the characters there. Just a bunch of randomly selected sackperson characters... Costumes that were available back then.

LAME [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville,]] L-A-M-E. Definitely compared to Chesterfield County, it was much better for me back then, [[Manchester High School|high school.]] Especially regardless of the uh, my backstabbing... later to be backstabbing [[gal-pals]]. [''sigh''] I still miss uh, still miss them, I do, I still care about them. but I mean as people. Ya know. ''I'm not crazy!'' I'm not totally mentally deranged. Just because, I turn out to actually be a woman in spirit, including way back then that it was definitely apparent back then. I mean, I'm venting right now, but I should not be off-put or seen as weird and whatnot, even way back in high school. Nobody should. [''sigh'']

Uhh, [[Slaweel Ryam|Slaweeeel!]] [''unintelligible shout''] Slaweel Ryam! Oh, that reminds me. In the video, I said... "It's... not ag..." I don't like saying the name beca- but anyway, so, it's not me, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|my name is not]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], never ever. I said- IBA as in I-Be-A. Stop taking things directliterally. It's just... That was- terrible. You don't- make up a name from an- acronym like that. [''laughs''] That's all the ranting for right now. I'm still ranting off and on today. Uhhhhh, but it's just I have so much on my mind of [''mutters''] -and thought... Uhm, shoot... That's another blank mind instant right there, I lost my train of thought. Pbbbt. Hm. Inside, outside the box, ins-

[''Chris switches to another part'']
Hmm, ya know what, yall, I ju- I showed yall where it is on my Earth, let's- I'll just view it from- I'll just go to it from my moon. [''sigh''] I don't wanna delete, I'm tryin' to play. I didn't wanna edit, I'm trying to play. [''sigh''] [[Sonichu 11|Delays, delays,]] details, yadaya, pbbbt. more creases to iron out. Yeah, change to play mode. Hmm...

But yeah, definitely when I tried too do all the editing on the- the PlayStation 4 here... with the- You can see some of the Marvel DLC and the decals in the background; I was unable to... Huh. Well well, I still need the D- the Marvel DLC anyhow. So, renew the license Sony, Media Molecule, all that.

[''Long silence as Chris in-game rambles on about trolls'']

Hmm...

And that's putting it mildly

That's inspired from [[wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] Just- the character and this piece of background. That's not on the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|downtown mall,]] but I felt like I wanted to put it in there at the time.

Oh yeah, now I remember. In that one video... [[BlueSpike|JULAY]], IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! I said in the creepy voice to sound like a witch. I said, "Helloooo, Ian. Why is your last name Brandon Anderson?" So put- just to put that at rest there.

Listen to me here! Because I am! [[Death Threats|I am a good person!]] I am not the monster you haters- have pushed upon me with your false labels and everything. You people should be more friendly. And likable, 'cos nobody's gonna like you at all for hating on everybody else.

[''Chris in-game mentions his heterosexuality'']
And No I'm a lesbian transwoman.

Or more like they just have... too much on their minds already between life and tress and everything. They're in their own head.

Uh, I'm better off nowadays, I actually have more friends and... Know gopd people nowadays, but still. I feel like people should get their heads outta their iPhones and [[Facebook]], I still feel that way. Definitely in agreement with what Harrison said, I made a Facebook about- that earlier. Oh boy, there's narrator [?] that slipped in the transition from Little Big Planet 2 to 3, or PS3 to 4. I shoulda... I did not think to fix that sooner, just- [[Random Access Humor|Why are you looking up, Sonichu? What's up in the eh, sky? is a bird gonna poop on you? [''fart noise'']]]

Ehh, sackbot, yerr... Slipped programming.

Badum-badum-badum. FABULOUS!

Hm. Yeah, I wonder if those levels are still up and about, I hope they are, because otherwise, the uh, links at the end of f- the final part of the animation would... Be like boot. No. Leave a comment, lemme know if those links still work, if ya actually gone onto... The fi- that part six in the animation and... di- went to those level links.

Ya know, uh, social worker and... people at autism facilities... definitely listen to me there... Actually... Pick a person who's pretty kind, person they're person the aut- Pers the autistic child's age or as close to- That's actually on a normal and... Willing to volunteer, uh, actually be friends, especially in longest run... Yes, I'm gonna say their names, [[Tiffany]], [[Sarah]], and... [[Kelly]]. I wish yall had actually stayed my friends in the longer run... Because I sure coulda used your- yall's.. help... Thef- couple, few years ago when we were talking about the high school reunion in 2013. I KNOW the [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|highschool building]] I build is ''not'' actually re- reminiscent of the actual Manchester High School, but actually... Based, actually, based from the Lego friends and the actual high school in that animation, but I dedicated it, the construction of that, towards Manchester High, and puttin' in little hints here and there- of that. Nobody's weird, I mean, you could say the same- I mean, if you want to think somebody- it's, it's spired, it's an inspired piece of artwork, and yet yall insultin' me like that. Don't hate. Do not hate. haters gonna hate, don't be a hater.

Yeah. My [[Creepy stare|eye contact]] is still reserved for the la- the ladies. I definitely do not give eye contact to the majority of the [[JERKS|males.]] I mean, it's no offense, but I still have my... [[Noviophobia|insecurities]] and whatnot. [''Chris in-game depicts a fight with a troll''] Aaand I stand corrected... I... do not no- [[Emily|I would not be able to recognize an internet troll offline.]] But this is still relative right here how I feel about the haters. [[Don't Mess With Me|Give 'em one, two, wap! Bam!]] And then I'll do it again! Go on, give it to him again! [''gibberish''] That's funny. Still funny to watch.

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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-30T23:33:27Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it. Chris removed the video two days later and reuploaded with all the parts combined, along with the original version of the Autism Tutorial. It should be noted that despite being uploaded in HD, the first 20 minutes of the video are, in [[Chris and cinematography|CWC-fashion]], grainy and low quality.

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===Transcript===

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[''Video intro begins with Little Big Planet 3 opening. Chris sits in his room. The facecam is in the upper right, similar to how most "Let's Players" orient it.'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my Autism Tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left [[muscle bra|shirtless]]. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, [[Trolls|haters]] to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [''sigh''] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the X pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

[''Chris grabs two amiibo''] Sonichu and Rosechu available on [[Etsy]]. Everything. Books, all that. Ok? Thank You, Just puttin' the plug there. Loading screen.

[''Chris begins talking over the video'']
I wonder how some people actually are able to cope with listening to their own voices, ya know?

I think my voice was more high pitched [[2011|way back then]].

Just aaa hint: pretty much the inspiration for where I tilted my head forward made it look like I was whispering back to yall; you might- I think, if I remember correctly that was inspired by Louise in the classic Bob's Burgers episode where she goes like whispering to her mom, "And she didn't make us wear seatbelts!" He didn't. Mr. Frond. Hmm.

Oh yeah, and I definitely do believe that- if they haven't done all the research yet since 2009 when I originally did this animation... All the research and discoveries in the [[wikipedia:Corpus callosum|''corpus callosum'']]... Hmm... Come on, d- are we, are we- [sigh] What's d- progress, what's the status on that cure for autism? Or at least fixing the ''corpus callosum''. And I was unable to fit- fiww... Actually remedy that missing... notepad, that was left in the bottom part of that image there.

[''Chris in video talks about parent's age and autism'']
Uhh... Not to insult [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my late father, who rests in peace in the Monticello Memory Gardens, but he was literally ''52'', 53... I dunno, 52 going on 53, in 1980... upon my conception. Which that definitely backs up the theory about the father's age being a factor, and bring on more likely autism in a child, 'cos I am [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] with it.

Well yeah, I tend to switch back and forth from differing... to- voice tones, levels. I gotta end up watching myself if I'm not careful.

Oh yeah, that definitely goes with the constant mental blankness and blankouts that actually happen to me. Literally.

Hmm... [''sigh''] I haven't watched this in total depth... Umm... Or possibly with the uh... mental blankouts from watching it again recently... Hm... I can't remember everything, I'm not perfect, who's perfect? '''Nobody's perfect.''' So quit hating on everybody, haters. Nobody's perfect. You're not perfect either.

Oh, ritualistic... Oh, my little faux pas.

I- I originally wanted to do the full circfle loop around but the camera did not- the camera, for... this technology did not work so well in my favor there.

Hey- Look at me here and there. Same face but [[Tomgirl|I think I look much better now]] than I did when that photo was taken. [''laughs''] That's funny.

Hm. You could definitely tell I had to put a new shirt on my sack-person-character because that front pocket... That's co- seems to be common with the uh, badge, the state-country among the soccer shirts, is w- is what I learned. I ha- I had to through the individual shirts to pick out the new one to put on me there.

It's therapeutic, therapeutic building with [[Legos]]. And... yeah, if you.. pay attention, you can actually learn from... us autistics in their younger age, what goes on in my- our minds, between what we create, [[Chris and art|draw]], whatever.

I tend- I realize I have a tended to go off topic... Especially near the end... of each uh, part. I mean, I don't mean to be offensive at all, seriously I don't... but, I just have so much stress in my head, I need- I just felt I need to vent at those times at the end of each video

Very smart, I mean... I definitely did not deserve to be put in an institution at all. [[Chris and psychology|They do no good.]] Seriously, unless the child is actually so low-functioning... Uhh, I mean, I don't, like- I, I'm talkin'... I really need to think my thoughts through sometimes. I can't think everything through, I'm not... my brain goes [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes and... Yeah, I just have blankout there, but I had to catch my train of thought , as I was just speaking right now.

I definitely like the tools I was able to uh, play with in uh, Little Big Planet 2- They're more diverse and... Compared to the first Little Big Planet game... Especially to make... videos and animations like this. So- Sony, Media Mo- Molecule did a good job.

Behind their mothers skirts, more like behind their... computer monitors. And do you actually see their faces on the other end? No. You know I learned recently that Anomynous [''sic''] is not a legal name? You cannot na- legally name your child "Anonymous." Except in one state. I learned that from... Danger Dolan and Sheema. I like Sheema. Kitty-cat. Yeah, I like the voice actress that did her, she has a good voice.

[''Chris in game talks about his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|websites]]''] 
That was not an easy decision for me to make... Havin' a- [''unintelligible''] sites down... in order for the sake of saving my artwork.

Only if you have it connected through a- Wi-Fi or a 3G connection.

I suck at date- I suck at [[OkCupid|online dating]] as well so I don't do that either.

Hmm... [sigh] I miss my old bedroom the way it was back then... Definitely before my father passed away... but then, even more recently with the [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire,]] and... Well... I dunno if I wanna call this a bigger room, more area I have down here, but I sure filled it up fairly quick, didn't I?

oh, you notice I put my [[1982|birth year]] on the... stereo set there...

Uhh, I tend to slip off-topic when I- digress-ing... go on and on... But then again, who doesn't? Seriously...

I made good- I had good intentions when I, originally said these things. It's definitely that. I mean, especially, umm... You feel one part at a time, you expect something at the end, at least you got something at the end...but who- It's like- It's not unlike um... I could enable skipping over the parts because that's beyond my knowledge. Awesomeness.

Oh yeah, when I was updating this, I really had to- I had to update the chips in each of the sackbots. Inste- They virtually [''stutters''] - I uh, slip- from... transitioning, I believe, and uh... two to three... Umm... The uh, going back and forth for sackbots. I had to go- I had to reprogram them and actually record them going back and forth, so that's another... thing they could fix for bother version of Little Big Planet 3, the uh, looping, reprogramming for the sackbot. I had to figure that out for myself, ya know.

Computer Graphics lab. in case you haven't figured it out yet, Computer Graphics lab- which in the front of, I actually conceived Sonichu in my head back in March 17, 2000.

Not product placement, if you see [[McDonalds|the arch.]] The tea is good though. And have- have you ever all tried Arnold Palmering it with their lemonade? I found that uh, abou- one quarter to a third full- uh, one-to-four, or one-to-three, wi- actually more preferably one quarter- lemonade versus tea... Yeah, that's definitely best combination to make... And Arnold Palmer it, with any McDonalds, I find their lemonade and tea... to be best for that combination.

Oh yeah, I did for so many years.

Oh, when I originally did the animation back in 2009, I wa- I really wanted to get the rain all over from left to the right side, but unfortunately I had s- too much over the awning or whatnot, the emitters would not allow me to do that. Even to- I wasn't- I hadn't even thought that back then about putting the emitter for the raindrops below... But then again, could you... Then again, how much is a bet, I don't think i would want the uh, raindrops in-between to protrude in front of the characters there. Just a bunch of randomly selected sackperson characters... Costumes that were available back then.

LAME [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville,]] L-A-M-E. Definitely compared to Chesterfield County, it was much better for me back then, [[Manchester High School|high school.]] Especially regardless of the uh, my backstabbing... later to be backstabbing [[gal-pals]]. [''sigh''] I still miss uh, still miss them, I do, I still care about them. but I mean as people. Ya know. ''I'm not crazy!'' I'm not totally mentally deranged. Just because, I turn out to actually be a woman in spirit, including way back then that it was definitely apparent back then. I mean, I'm venting right now, but I should not be off-put or seen as weird and whatnot, even way back in high school. Nobody should. [''sigh'']

Uhh, [[Slaweel Ryam|Slaweeeel!]] [''unintelligible shout''] Slaweel Ryam! Oh, that reminds me. In the video, I said... "It's... not ag..." I don't like saying the name beca- but anyway, so, it's not me, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|my name is not]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], never ever. I said- IBA as in I-Be-A. Stop taking things directliterally. It's just... That was- terrible. You don't- make up a name from an- acronym like that. [''laughs''] That's all the ranting for right now. I'm still ranting off and on today. Uhhhhh, but it's just I have so much on my mind of [''mutters''] -and thought... Uhm, shoot... That's another blank mind instant right there, I lost my train of thought. Pbbbt. Hm. Inside, outside the box, ins-

[''Chris switches to another part'']
Hmm, ya know what, yall, I ju- I showed yall where it is on my Earth, let's- I'll just view it from- I'll just go to it from my moon. [''sigh''] I don't wanna delete, I'm tryin' to play. I didn't wanna edit, I'm trying to play. [''sigh''] [[Sonichu 11|Delays, delays,]] details, yadaya, pbbbt. more creases to iron out. Yeah, change to play mode. Hmm...

But yeah, definitly when I tried too do all the editting on the- the PlayStation 4 here... with the- You can see some of the Marvel DLC and the decals in the background; I was unable to... Huh. Well well, I still need the D- the Marvel DLC anyhow. So, renew the license Sony, Media Molecule, all that.

[''Long silence as Chris in-game rambles on about trolls'']

Hmm...

And that's putting it mildly

That's inspired from [[wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] Just- the character and this piece of background. That's not on the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|downtown mall,]] but I felt like I wanted to put it in there at the time.

Oh yeah, now I remember. In that one video... [[BlueSpike|JULAY]], IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! I said in the creepy voice to sound like a witch. I said, "Helloooo, Ian. Why is your last name Brandon Anderson?" So put- just to put that at rest there.

Listen to me here! Because I am! [[Death Threats|I am a good person!]] I am not the monster you haters- have pushed upon me with your false labels and everything. You people should be more friendly. And likable, 'cos nobody's gonna like you at all for hating on everybody else.

[''Chris in-game mentions his heterosexuality'']
And No I'm a lesbian transwoman.

Or more like they just have... too much on their minds already between life and tress and everything. They're in their own head.

Uh, I'm better off nowadays, I actually have more friends and... Know gopd people nowadays, but still. I feel like people should get their heads outta their iPhones and [[Facebook]], I still feel that way. Definitely in agreement with what Harrison said, I made a Facebook about- that earlier. Oh boy, there's narrator [?] that slipped in the transition from Little Big Planet 2 to 3, or PS3 to 4. I shoulda... I did not think to fix that sooner, just- [[Random Access Humor|Why are you looking up, Sonichu? What's up in the eh, sky? is a bird gonna poop on you? [''fart noise'']]]

Ehh, sackbot, yerr... Slipped programming.

Badum-badum-badum. FABULOUS!

Hm. Yeah, I wonder if those levels are still up and about, I hope they are, because otherwise, the uh, links at the end of f- the final part of the animation would... Be like boot. No. Leave a comment, lemme know if those links still work, if ya actually gone onto... The fi- that part six in the animation and... di- went to those level links.

Ya know, uh, social worker and... people at autism facilities... definitely listen to me there... Actually... Pick a person who's pretty kind, person they're person the aut- Pers the autistic child's age or as close to- That's actually on a normal and... Willing to volunteer, uh, actually be friends, especially in longest run... Yes, I'm gonna say their names, [[Tiffany]], [[Sarah]], and... [[Kelly]]. I wish yall had actually stayed my friends in the longer run... Because I sure coulda used your- yall's.. help... Thef- couple, few years ago when we were talking about the highschool reunion in 2013. I KNOW the [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|highschool building]] I build is ''not'' actually re- reminiscent of the actual Manchester High School, but actually... Based, actually, based from the Lego friends and the actual high school in that animation, but I dedicated it, the construction of that, towards Manchester High, and puttin' in little hints here and there- of that. Nobody's weird, I mean, you could say the same- I mean, if you want to think somebody- it's, it's spired, it's an inspired piece of artwork, and yet yall insultin' me like that. Don't hate. Do not hate. haters gonna hate, don't be a hater.

Yeah. My [[Creepy stare|eye contact]] is still reserved for the la- the ladies. I definitly do not give eye contact to the majority of the [[JERKS|males.]] I mean, it's no offese, but I still have my... [[Noviophobia|insecurities]] and whatnot. [''Chris in-game depicts a fight with a troll''] Aaand I stand corrected... I... do not no- [[Emily|I would not be able to recognize an internet troll offline.]] But this is still relative right here how I feel about the haters. [[Don't Mess With Me|Give 'em one, two, wap! Bam!]] And then I'll do it again! Go on, give it to him again! [''gibberish''] That's funny. Still funny to watch.

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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-30T05:57:16Z

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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-30T02:55:05Z

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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-30T02:48:51Z

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Talk:CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-29T06:56:04Z

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== Transcription ==

How should the transcription be written for this with Chris talking over himself? Should it include only what Chris says in the video, or should it include the voice from the tutorial? It would be confusing at times with no context, but it would be a mess if all the game audio was just pasted in along with Chris' occasional comments. [[User:Toblerone|Toblerone]] ([[User talk:Toblerone|talk]]) 06:55, 29 March 2016 (UTC)

Nerdy Q&A

2016-03-29T01:18:12Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" (himself) about being "nerdy." Most of the questions concern what Chris is looking for in a woman and what girls he would or would not sleep with. If this were not evidence enough that Chris compiled the quiz himself, all of the questions are in first person; "do '''I'''" etc. This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

==Video==
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==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favourite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either Kari Brian [''sic''] or... Morgan Webb. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider Rosechu a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite Mila Kunis, Kari Brian, Megan Fox, Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on the Big Bang Theory. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [bizarre laughter] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realised the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair colour is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye colour's definitely not a factor, I do any eye colour. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

Nerdy Q&A

2016-03-29T01:03:10Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" (himself) about being "nerdy." Most of the questions concern what Chris is looking for in a woman and what girls he would or would not sleep with. If this were not evidence enough that Chris compiled the quiz himself, all of the questions are in first person; "do '''I'''" etc. This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

==Video==
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| shirt = Pink Sweater
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| next = N/A
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==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favourite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either Kari Brian [''sic''] or... Morgan Webb. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! [Gibberish about Velma and making out] In my DREAMS... We'd make out. And we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider Rosechu a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- She wouldn't consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite Mila Kunis, Kerry Brian, Megan Fox, Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on the Big Bang Theory. Sorry Amy! You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite intellectually stimulating conversations; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know [[Random Access Humor|[bizarre laughter] and that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] you could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I mean I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but [[Obesity|not too much fat, alright?]] And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realised the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair colour is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye colour's definitely not a factor, I do any eye colour. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like, pretty much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, because, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

Talk:CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-22T22:41:24Z

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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-22T04:35:59Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it.

==Part 1==
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
[''Chris sits in his room in a facecam in the upper right'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my Autism Tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left shirtless. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, haters to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [''sigh''] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the X pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

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==Part 3==
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CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-22T04:25:10Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it.

==Part 1==
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
[''Chris sits in his room in a facecam in the upper right'']

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my autism tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left shirtless. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, haters to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [[[Stress sigh|sigh]]] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the x pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

==Part 2==
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
==Part 3==
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{{Transcription}}
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-22T04:23:53Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it.

==Part 1==
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
[Chris sits in his room in a facecam in the upper right]
This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my autism tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left shirtless. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, haters to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... [[Chris and English|overzealous]] amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [[[Stress sigh|sigh]]] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the x pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part six to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

==Part 2==
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
==Part 3==
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{{Transcription}}
{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra]]|nextlink=n/a|}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-22T03:33:31Z

Toblerone: /* Transcript */

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream in three parts that Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it.

==Part 1==
<center>
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| stardate = 20 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Galpals|text}}
| shirt = lilac T-shirt
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| next =CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary Part 2
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}

This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from Ruckersville once again; we're about to do the director's commentary for my autism tutorial in [[Little Big Planet|Little Big Planet 3]] on [[PlayStation 4]]. I just wanna get a few notes out of the way so we don't have to go through this during the actual animation. Yeah... Hmm.

I mean, yeah, originally, this was quite a pains-taking, more painstaking effort than I had planned, originally, especially because A. to view thi- aut- view the tutorial, as originally uploaded from Little Big Planet 2 on PlayStation 3, it ended on the PlayStation 4- it ended up my character being left shirtless. So using the PlayStation 3 version of Little Big Planet 3, I had to, uh, put a new shirt on my character, which is, uh, what the soccer shirt, specifically I picked the one for [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|jolly old England]], and then I put the sticker- I put the shirt decal over that.

Yeah... And also [''unintelligible''] wish I could not add these to my PS4 version ''here''... because I was missing the Marvel ''DLC'', that was originally, I believe, released for Little Big Planet 1, if I'm not mistaken, or it was Little Big Planet 2. Anyhow, uh... Yeah, the li- the licenses should have-, needs to be remo-, re-, it needs to be renewed for all that so I can download the DLC for the PS4. Fortunately I had it on PS3. It was just... Nnn... I wish I coulda done it all on this one system, but I had to do it all on the PlayStation 3. I'm glad I did not get rid of it. And also the Chinese New Year DLC, I'm lacking that as well for PS4, so let's get that up there! Lets get that up there, Sony, Media Molecule, whoever... um, listens to all of this anyway. Mmh...

Yeah and also, uh, brought up to-, also mentioned that, sent a complaint to support as well through the uh, forum... Of which, uh, I bought, I bought all this, and I also made a suggestion they should do a remo- they should at least do a remastered version of Little Big Planets 1, 2, and Karting, for PlayStation 4, and allow us to- be able to download ''all'' of the DLC, f- originally released for PlayStation 3.

And also I still felt disappointed that the PS4 would not allow me to play the PS3 games that I have in my digital library... Cause I was looking forward to migrating the Little Big Planet data, including save data and backed up profiles, from my PlayStation 3 to PS4. Like I believe to my understanding, with the uh, save data from the PS3 version of Minecraft to the PS4 version which I have heard about before...

And also just to go ahead and quell a few, uh, haters to comment on this, but I mean uh... [[Obesity|I'm not fat]], I'm losing the weight, and also so what if I vent about nearly at the end of each part of the Autism Tutorial? I have my own rights too, I'm human, you're human, we're all human! Alright? And don't go lying that you're saying you're an alien... alright? Uh, lemme see what else, um...

Oh yeah and just uh, pretty much one minor update to the Autism dob- feel for my own personal experience... [[Autism|constant mental blankouts]]. My mind just blanks out at random from... I mean, typically... from... overzealous amount of [[Stress|stress and anxiety]] from life and everything... I mean, it's pretty much typical, most people I have learned... but to my knowl- I would guess, feel free, but not to be insulting, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, cause I have also taken medications that quell my anxieties and stress so I don't... end up with heart attacks and whatnot... crazy life. [[[Stress sigh|sigh]]] Anywho, self aware, all that, that's all fair... Hmm...

I wa- I originally wanted to uh, stream this through my... [''unintelligible''] -Little Big Planet through muplay [?] in my Vita, but unfortunately, to do 'share', while having the remote play enabled, it would not let me do that, cause then I would have the ability to uh, view the tutorial down here, and kept constant eye contact with the camera where I have it located versus originally where it was on top of the monitor, and where the... animation is being made, that I'm playing it on right now. Hmm.

Alright, so with that, let's go online and find the update... Find the Autism Tutorial as updated... in an adventure map. Hmm. [''To narrator''] I know he has a job to do, but do I have to have him repeating himself... as I go along? Anyway, it was quite a painstaking effort to get all this updated, so I could put it all in an adventure map, and in a clockwise ori- order... so then the parts could be viewed individually later, but more importantly so they could all be streamed through, seamlessly, so I would not have to... click the x pl- button in between parts... Except for, to go from, part sxs to the extra part, with the mock interview.

Alright, so with all that aside, um, here's the uh, tutorial, and I'm commenting.

==Part 2==
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| stardate = 20 [[March 2016]]
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| shirt = lilac T-shirt
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
==Part 3==
<center>
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| stardate = 20 [[March 2016]]
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===Transcript===

{{Transcription}}
{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra]]|nextlink=n/a|}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

Miiverse

2016-02-10T05:48:22Z

Toblerone: /* 09/17/2015 */

The '''Miiverse''' is an [[Internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers, divided into communities, accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]]. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which has followed the collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continues to make occasional posts in the Miiverse as of mid-[[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posts on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigns to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he tried to persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015 5:34 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015 12:54 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015 11:55 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015 10:23 PM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or its community.

===09/13/2015 12:35 PM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15A.jpg|thumb|250px]]
something odd (6245-0000-002F-BBB3)}}

===09/14/2015 2:03 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15B.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Sonic Spinball (B86A-0000-0035-1B78)}}

===09/14/2015 4:53 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15C.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Random Castle (EC9D-0000-0035-A312)}}

===09/16/2015 3:57 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15D.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Starring Sonic! (2364-0000-0041-64C4)}}

===12/23/2015 11:24 PM===
Nintendo Badge Arcade Community

{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Just a small mix of favorite icons.}}

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allows members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
File:Ween1.png
File:Ween2.png
File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
</gallery></center>

==Fan Videos==
A fan reviewed the levels Chris made with Super Mario Maker:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Super Mario Maker Levels.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J6JV0XqNo5k}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = jmsmash1118
| subject = Video Games}}

Another fan posted some Let's Plays:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays through Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RSLtkqgn-3A}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pU6nBrt1ulU}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Miiverse

2016-02-10T00:59:44Z

Toblerone: /* Posts by Chris */

The '''Miiverse''' is an [[Internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers, divided into communities, accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]]. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which has followed the collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continues to make occasional posts in the Miiverse as of mid-[[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posts on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigns to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he tried to persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015 5:34 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015 12:54 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015 11:55 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015 10:23 PM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or its community.

===09/13/2015 12:35 PM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15A.jpg|thumb|250px]]
something odd (6245-0000-002F-BBB3)}}

===09/14/2015 2:03 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15B.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Sonic Spinball (B86A-0000-0035-1B78)}}

===09/14/2015 4:53 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15C.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Random Castle (EC9D-0000-0035-A312)}}

===09/17/2015===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15D.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Starring Sonic! (2364-0000-0041-64C4)}}

===12/23/2015 11:24 PM===
Nintendo Badge Arcade Community

{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Just a small mix of favorite icons.}}

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allows members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
File:Ween1.png
File:Ween2.png
File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
</gallery></center>

==Fan Videos==
A fan reviewed the levels Chris made with Super Mario Maker:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Super Mario Maker Levels.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J6JV0XqNo5k}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = jmsmash1118
| subject = Video Games}}

Another fan posted some Let's Plays:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays through Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RSLtkqgn-3A}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pU6nBrt1ulU}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg

2016-02-10T00:56:02Z

Toblerone: Screenshot from Miiverse

Screenshot from Miiverse