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WTFIWWY Segment

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TobyMobias: Added more information about the episode and a screencap

On 29 December 2014, Nash, the star of podcast channel Radio Dead Air and a member of the Channel Awesome (formerly known as That Guy With the Glasses) team, covered the [[26 December 2014]] incident along with his co-star Tara, as part of his '''''What the Fuck is Wrong With You?''''' (WTFIWWY for short) segment.

During this segment, the two react to Chris's actions with the expected level of shock (especially Tara, who had never heard of Chris before that day), along with watching the video taken by monozettai. Tara also compares the situation around Sonic's blue arms (and [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's subsequent reaction]]) to the [[wikipedia:Annie (2014 film)|2014 ''Annie'' remake]], which changed the title character from a red-haired white girl to a brown-haired black girl, and to the best of anyone's knowledge has not resulted in anyone being pepper-sprayed.

The video was later posted to the Channel Awesome website under the title "[[Chris and Religion|The Passion]] of the Chris-Chan", and Nash's high-ranking status among the site's producers meant that for part of 3 January 2015 until the following afternoon, the site's top video was related to Chris.

Given that Chris has reacted towards almost any media publishing, mocking, or trying to knock sense into him, we have yet to see his reaction to this.

This is also the first time the [[CWCki]] was mentioned in the [[Chris in the media|media]].

==Transcript==

''[We begin 1:44 into the podcast; prior to this Chris is mentioned, but not by name, and with no specifics of the 26 December incident. Nash also notes that prior to this he never wanted to cover Chris]''

'''Nash:''' Tara...are you familiar...with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]?

'''Tara:''' [''hesitantly''] No...

'''Nash:''' Okay. This is a ''[[saga]]''. This is not just an--an internet story, this is a fucking...saga. Chris-Chan is an individual who...loves [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]. ''Loves it''.

'''Tara:''' The Hedgehog?

'''Nash:''' Yes.

'''Tara:''' Not, like, [[List of restaurants#Sonic|the fast food chain]]?

'''Nash:''' No, the hedgehog. Loves fucking Sonic to an ''insane'' degree. And, uh, he--e also does a webcomic--I loosely use that word--about a [[Chris and copyright|totally original]] character that he created, called Sonichu, which is a combination of Sonic and [[Pikachu]]. That is all his.

'''Tara:''' Oh.

'''Nash:''' Totally original. And if it were just this...it would be one thing. But over the course of the last few years, fuelled by [[4chan]] and [[trolls]] of various assortments, he has gone on a strange, bizarre, si-sliding rollercoaster of utter...madness. There is [[CWCki|a wiki]] devoted to this person. He does not author said wiki, it's done by other people, chronicling the madness. Now, [[26 December 2014|the incident we're talking about today]], the reason we're getting to it today, is that...he was arrested. I'd like to say "at long last," but apparently [[28 October 2011|this is the second time]], but no, today...well, not today, it was on the 26th, he was arrested, and the incident was caught on video. [''pause''] Now, the reason this happened, apparently, is there is a new ''Sonic'' game called ''Sonic Boom''. Most of us who played--

'''Tara:''' They just got to that now?

'''Nash:''' Yeah. Most of us--

'''Tara:''' How long's this been a character, and they just got to that pun now?

'''Nash:''' I...well, yeah. [''shrugs''] I guess. The game is called ''Sonic Boom''. Now, most of us recognise this is a bad game for many reasons. The camera's awful, the characters never shut up, the gameplay is horrific, it's just a bad game. But no, this is not Chris-Chan's problem with ''Sonic Boom''. Chris-Chan's problem with ''Sonic Boom''...is that they changed Sonic's '''arm color''' from white...to blue. This has caused...a [[Virgin with rage|rage]] among--in his mind. Flames, flames, ons--that kind of...yeah. To the point where he went to his local [[GameStop]]--according to reports--attempted to deface the ''Sonic Boom'' display. Now, he's ''already'' [[List of places that have banned Chris|been banned]]...from this GameStop...

'''Tara:''' Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!

'''Nash:''' Yes, exactly! He had been banned from the GameStop before, but then...[''to his computer''] come on, I mean--I have to show them the video. Then, ladies and gentlemen, we got video! This happened. And...a--a--a...let me see if I can give you the actual video link, Tara...or just quickly type in... go to Google, and google "Chris-Chan GameStop." It's slow as dogshit, I'm sorry, I--I put the link on there, but...here we go!

''[The now-infamous video appears in a box next to the video streams of Nash and Tara]''

'''Tara:''' "Chris Chan Maces a GameStop Employee?"

'''Nash:''' Yup.

'''Tara:''' Because they changed the color of...?

[''In the video, Chris blows a raspberry, yells "Don't call anybody!" and sprays pepper spray at a GameStop employee'']

'''Nash:''' And there he goes! Hits the guy in the yellow shirt with pepper spray. [''Tara is staring at her own computer screen in visible shock''] I'll play that one again for you, as it's brief, but it happens. What you hear him say is "Don't call anybody!" is what he tells... that's his instructions. Anyway, here we go.

[''The video is shown again'']
[[File:Ezimba14644786010700.jpg|thumb|Nash and Tara view the infamous bystander video.]]
'''Nash:''' There we go, and...sprays the guy with pepper spray. [''Tara silently gasps''] And, that--that--that's what happened. And shortly after this, the [[Jerkops|police]], who were, um, none too pleased about this... you see, while it may not--I don't understand, and, uh, other people ask me about this, it's not a big deal anymore because "Well, uh the cops'll hit you with the pepper spray and th--and the taser, so what's the big deal?" Well, even if you don't hurt somebody--and the guy at the GameStop was not really hurt--the act of spraying someone with pepper spray, is an--that's considered an assault.

'''Tara:''' Yeah, you can't just do that to people. Um, like...if you have, like, a really good reason then yeah, they'll let it slide. But yeah, you can't just do that. And, wha--I--I don't understand why... your version of events here. Like, he went in...to protest Sonic's arms being blue--

'''Nash:''' Yes.

'''Tara:''' You know, fight the power, young man.

'''Nash:''' Yeah.

'''Tara:''' How did that progress to macing an employee in the face? Clearly, like, that employee probably didn't have anything to do with the changing of Sonic's arms.

'''Nash:''' No. But he has been banned from this GameStop before this. For this kind of shit. They progressively told him, "Stop coming here. Don't do this kind of thing." And, he...now, he's out on bail right now. God knows how much that's costing. He was arrested, he was held until today, from, uh, over the weekend, he's out on bail, and his version of accounts...he likens that GameStop employee you just saw, the one who was pretty much just standing there...

'''Tara:''' Yeah?

'''Nash:''' To leaping out at him in a darkened alley, like a rapist.

[''Tara looks from side to side, clearly not sure how to react. There is a long pause.'']

'''Tara:''' Does he know that he's not a police officer? [''Nash shrugs; Tara laughs nervously''] You can't just...you don't get to say, "I feared for my life."

'''Nash:''' No! You do-ho-hon't!

'''Tara:''' Unless you're a cop who kills somebody.

'''Nash:''' It...it's just THIS...really, this is the hill you wanna die on?

'''Tara:''' I...I honestly don't, like...I'm not a video game person, my nephew got a bunch of new video games for Christmas that he keeps trying to talk me into playing. He got me to play ''Minecraft'', for...I think for, like, ten minutes before I drowned in lava?

'''Nash:''' Sounds about right, yes.

'''Tara:''' Today we played some fishing game, I didn't catch any fish. He keeps trying to get me to play ''Disney Infinity'', and I'm like, I can't dishonor Captain America that way, because he has the full Avengers set. Um, so, um, I'm not a video game person. I played ''Rock Band'' sometimes--

'''Nash:''' Alright, alright. What if Captain America, in the video game, was red? What would your reaction be?

'''Tara:''' Uh, well, that'd be...weirdly...Communist, for Captain 'Murica to be wearing.

'''Nash:''' Okay.

'''Tara:''' And kinda strange. I might, like, tweet about it a couple of times.

'''Nash:''' There you go. Yeah, yeah. Would you, in fact, pick up a chemical weapon and go to your nearest game store?

'''Tara:''' Probably not.

'''Nash:''' Probably not. No. That's not what you do in this situation.

'''Tara:''' That's not what we call a proportionate response. Nor is it an effective one. Like, I've worked retail for a long time, and I'm here to tell you, the people working in the store? Fuck all to do with the decisions that are pissing you off. We're not the people who decide on the price of the item, when the store closes, how many we get in stock, what color Sonic the Hedgehog's arms are...

'''Nash:''' Uh-uh. Nope.

'''Tara:''' And if we were the people making those decisions, we wouldn't be working on Christmas Eve, in a store. So, coming after the retail people? Getting you ''nowhere''.

'''Nash:''' Nnnno, 'cuz they really...[''stutters'']

'''Tara:''' We are the Morlocks, living underground on-- ''[Audio briefly cuts out]''

'''Nash:''' When I was younger, I would get so much into a fucking tizzy about shit. Inconsequential bullshit, pop culture, it would just piss me off to great lengths about, "That shouldn't be like that, that's stupid--"

'''Tara:''' Well, when you think that people are pissed off that Annie's black...

'''Nash:''' Well, that--

'''Tara:''' She's supposed to be a redhead, and I'm like, okay, I'm about the biggest redhead elitist you're likely to meet. And they were like "Annie's going to be black," and I was like, "Oh. Alright."

'''Nash:''' I was, apparently, as far as Annie goes, I was told that the worst offense was that Cameron Diaz should apologize to Carol Burnett.

'''Tara:''' I've heard she's the weakest link, yeah. I've heard--I heard they added a couple of songs that don't really fit with the whole thing. Those are the two biggest actual problems that I heard. But people are really pissed off that Annie's black, and I'm like....."Why?"

'''Nash:''' Yeah. And, you know...

'''Tara:''' Like, it's not actually a plot point in the movie that she's a redhead. It's not. Like, she happens to be, but it doesn't affect anything. Like, there's no reason why Annie can't be black. Or why Daddy Warbucks--or, I think his name is Will Stacks now--can't be black. There's no reason why Annie can't be white and Will Stacks... ''it doesn't matter''!

'''Nash:''' And I don't recall anyone going down to their local Carmike Cinema and macing the fucking guy with the popcorn.

'''Tara:''' Well...

'''Nash:''' They're not paid enough to deal with this shit!

'''Tara:''' Give it a week or two, the movie just opened.

'''Nash:''' It's, well, i's been out on the internet for a while. Thank you, Sony hackers. We've got more tonight, and oh, god...and--you know what, here's the thing. While Chris-Chan is such a popular internet topic--

'''Tara:''' Is that his real name, like, he changed it because of 4chan or something?

'''Nash:''' Christian...Christian Weston Chandler.

'''Tara:''' Okay. 'Cuz, you said "Chris-Chan," and I was like, is that the new 4chan, 8chan? Are they just naming them now? They ran out of numbers?

'''Nash:''' BobChan, CarlChan, DaveChan...

'''Tara:''' Yeah...Jackie Chan?

'''Nash:''' I'm gonna tell you, our last story tonight, when we get to it, will kind of make this one seem inconsequential. But you wanted me to report on it, internet, and I did! So...there, you go.

[''This transcript ends at 12:46 in.'']

==See also==
*[[The Kevin and Bean Show Segment]]
*[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]

==External links==
* [http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ The full podcast on Channel Awesome]

[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

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TobyMobias: Screencap from the 29 December, 2014 broadcast of Radio Dead Air's What the Fuck is Wrong With You?! segment featuring Chris (the recorded podcast version entitled "The Passion of the Chris-Chan" on Channel Awesome).

Screencap from the 29 December, 2014 broadcast of Radio Dead Air's What the Fuck is Wrong With You?! segment featuring Chris (the recorded podcast version entitled "The Passion of the Chris-Chan" on Channel Awesome).

CWCki:News

2010-09-08T20:52:56Z

TobyMobias: /* Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall */

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== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing [[Miyamoto|something]] [[Liquid|really]] [[Asperchu|minor]] that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. [[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. [[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a forum crackdown ==

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much '''anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans.''' If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== He has returned ==

Dry spell officially over? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing at[[User:Mr.moose|Mr.moose]] 09:26, 27 August 2010
==Death of the Beloved PS3==
I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?[[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at <s>re</s>gaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
:::What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Rumors and nothing more. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ueHWOKMh0 The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.]

Any thoughts? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

: He looks almost normal. Interesting... -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

:Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the [[Attraction Sign]] page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

== Jerkops wanted ==

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid).
2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki
3) must have a spine.
4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop ''will not'' get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

:ME ME ME ME ME ME [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:*No. Everyone else contact me privately.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall ==

Linkara mentioned ''Sonichu'' and Chris in his latest video "15 Comics I'll Never Review", under the entry regarding webcomics. The Embodiment of the Internet showed up and forced him to review ''Sonichu'', but then settled for a ''Sonic'' comic.

The episode in question: http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html -- [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 22:13, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:I watched it earlier today and I lol'd hard when he mentioned it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:28, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

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==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:TobyMobias

2010-06-17T07:45:36Z

TobyMobias:

dude awesome. what are some bands you're liking right now? i'm going to mass ska raid in august --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 21:12, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Nice. I like Reel Big Fish, the Supervillains, English Beat, the Specials, I Voted For Kodos, Rancid, Fanboy, I Voted For Kodos, Five Iron Frenzy, early Aquabats!, Less Than Jake, Cake. Out of all of those bands, I own only albums by Reel Big Fish : P --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 03:14, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

sweet deal, i've seen a few of those. right now i'm really into we are the union, a billion ernies, paranoia dance party!, joystick, chilled monkey brains, and stuck lucky --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 05:22, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

I saw my first ska concert just last August. Reel Big Fish, Supervillians, and English Beat at the Masqerade in Atlanta. RBF's drummer signed my copy of their latest album. :D --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 05:34, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

lol....yeah rbf came to a bigger venue here (insert wanking motion here). supervillains have played here a good many times but have a pretty nice asshole rep goin for them. i interviewed the voodoo glow skulls; pretty nice dudes. i voted for kodos have funny songs. the toasters come here a lot, i've seen them about 3 times, but i like the harder stuff. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 06:59, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

I've been trying to start a ska band locally, but it's a problem as a) no one in Georgia knows what ska is (''cue banjo music'') b) I have no musical talent outside of the kazoo-trumpet and c) I only have one band member; a guy who can sort-of play accoustic guitar. XP --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 07:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:TobyMobias

2010-06-17T05:34:31Z

TobyMobias:

User talk:TobyMobias

2010-06-17T03:14:57Z

TobyMobias:

User talk:Hellion

2010-06-15T21:42:08Z

TobyMobias:

If this is really Liquid... I want you bad. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:31, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

oh wow ronichu on my talk page!...also, i'm not liquid --[[User:Hellion|Hellion]] 09:48 2 June 2010

Aww. That's okay. :D --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:09, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey, cool to find another ska-core fan. :D --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:42, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BigDipper

2010-06-15T21:39:37Z

TobyMobias:

{{welcome|Champthom}}
--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trolling Ideas (other suggestions welcomed) ==

Liquid Chris Redux

1. Find some troll who looks and sounds like Chris.

2. Obtain striped shirt and counterfeit medallion of fail.

3. Make youtube account and gain subscribers close to Chris's.

4. Make videos that will piss Chris off( ie, experimenting with gay porn, diagnosed with aspergers, confirming troll rumors, admitting to being racist, ect.)

5. Get Chris's attention

6. ?????

7. PROFIT!!!!!!

[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:08 June 13 2010 (UTC)

* I would totally go up there dressed like [[Crystal|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. The sister, I mean --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 05:07, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* I'm a fatass who happens to own a pair of old pedo-glasses. I'll be willing to help however I can. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 06:49, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] if you can sound like and impersonate Chris it might just work really well.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 08:48, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* [[http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs409.snc3/24722_410805238637_599968637_5079091_8259728_n.jpg|Here]]'s one of the most recent photos of me. Excuse the Elvis scowl and blurryness. I took it with my cell. I can get the accent down (as I live in the south) and I'm working on an impression based on some of his newer videos. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:38, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BigDipper

2010-06-15T21:38:17Z

TobyMobias:

{{welcome|Champthom}}
--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trolling Ideas (other suggestions welcomed) ==

Liquid Chris Redux

1. Find some troll who looks and sounds like Chris.

2. Obtain striped shirt and counterfeit medallion of fail.

3. Make youtube account and gain subscribers close to Chris's.

4. Make videos that will piss Chris off( ie, experimenting with gay porn, diagnosed with aspergers, confirming troll rumors, admitting to being racist, ect.)

5. Get Chris's attention

6. ?????

7. PROFIT!!!!!!

[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:08 June 13 2010 (UTC)

* I would totally go up there dressed like [[Crystal|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. The sister, I mean --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 05:07, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* I'm a fatass who happens to own a pair of old pedo-glasses. I'll be willing to help however I can. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 06:49, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] if you can sound like and impersonate Chris it might just work really well.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 08:48, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
* [[http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs409.snc3/24722_410805238637_599968637_5079091_8259728_n.jpg|Here]]'s one of the most recent photos of me. Excuse the Elvis scowl and blurryness. I took it with my cell.
I can get the accent down (as I live in the south) and I'm working on an impression based on some of his newer videos. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:38, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BigDipper

2010-06-15T06:49:47Z

TobyMobias: /* Trolling Ideas (other suggestions welcomed) */

Fangs

2010-06-14T23:07:42Z

TobyMobias: /* The horror */

[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg]]

He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|afraid to show them]].

==The horror==

Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's fangs are most likely yellowing as a result of the copious amounts of [[semen|soda]] he drinks.<ref>[[Biological_clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be far too lazy to brush his teeth. ''What'' is ''certain is that the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

==Powers==

Chris revealed his fangs by essentially jamming the camera in his mouth. For some reason he thinks this is an effective method of intimidating his [[Trolls|enemy]]. It works, but for reasons other than Chris had intended. [[The_Creepy_Stare|Close-ups of Chris's face]] have always caused people to back away in horror. His mouth is no exception. What he intended to demonstrate is uncertain. Perhaps he hoped his tormentors would fear being bitten. Though this scenario has yet to take place, the resulting wound would no doubt [[Chris and health|get infected]] and bestow the recipient with a [[autism|horrifying disease]]. So in that respect, they are kind of scary. Or would be if he weren't too housebound to use them.

Chris has upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]].

==Wisdom teeth==

Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and also made a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card with them on it. Being the [[Autistic|bizarre]] narcissist that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short story, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a child's card game says a lot about how rarely Chris leaves his house.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG|CWC's wisdom teeth seen here guarded by two [[My Little Pony]]s on the top shelf.
Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|So... are the discarded cards wisdom teeth, or… something?
Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Anger]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User:TobyMobias

2010-06-14T22:26:54Z

TobyMobias:

'''Toby Alexander Mobias''' is an American member and amateur troll. He is also a Jerkop based around Atlanta, Georgia.

==To-do list==
* Add to some of the shorter pages
* Add sauces to pages
* <s>Hire a European mercenary to assassinate Mayor CWC</s>
* Eat more chicken
* Write own CWC Choose Your Own Adventure things (seriously, those things are hilarious)
[[File:Jerkop2.gif]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-13T23:12:11Z

TobyMobias: /* 'Fans' mini-con? */ new section

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

User:TobyMobias

2010-06-13T22:54:32Z

TobyMobias: Started page

'''Toby Alexander Mobias''' is an American member and amateur troll. He is also a Jerkop based around Atlanta, Georgia.

[[File:Jerkop2.gif]]

File:Jerkop2.gif

2010-06-13T22:51:47Z

TobyMobias: A jerkop badge that is much cooler than CWC's.

A jerkop badge that is much cooler than CWC's.

Sydney Kirsch

2010-05-15T21:40:10Z

TobyMobias: Fixing date

{{Rename}}

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about 22 [[April 2010]], a brave <s>[[troll]]</s> woman named '''Sydney Kirsch''' mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some [[Pokémon]]-related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's email address, she simply googled [[Chris]] and The Game Place then emailed the first place that came up. The following is a record of what took place.

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the [[mailbag]]s, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately, things did not turn out that way at all and, ultimately, this was a rare win for Chris. His smugness at (finally) uncovering a troll is still chuckle-worthy, as is his mention of his cleavage (or, as normal human beings might put it, shockingly [[Collosal Chan|colossal]] man-boobs).

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date and time stamps on emails are for [[Virginia]] time, while the date and time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. The [[User:Ronichu|woman herself]] quite happily admits that there is not a lot of new information about Chris in these documents, and that the [[CWCki]] exists to document Chris, not failed troll attempts. However, making the information public will hopefully make it clear that Chris '''is''' beginning to adapt, so just remember, nobody trolls Chris quite so well as Chris.

== Mistaken identity ==

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:54 AM

Subject: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hi Chris,

It's Sydney here! We met each other briefly in [[The Game Place]] (I was the teenage blonde girl who wanted to buy those Poke'mon cards). I might be getting you confused with [[Liquid|someone else]], so stop me if I'm waaaay off track! ;)

You asked about my boyfriend Sam- unfortunately, we broke up last week because that damn arsehole was cheating on me with your friend Tracy. Can you believe it?! Arg. It makes me so angry! So yeah- I'm back on the market baby, woo hoo! :D

Anyway, I know it's a long shot, but I was hoping you might still have some more cards for sale? If not, maybe we can battle- I'd love to see them in action! We can meet up in person if you like to do the trade, or we can do it by eBay or something if you'd prefer.

Hugs,

Sydney.}}

== A little nibble... ==

{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:23 PM
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I'm sorry, you are confusing me with someone else. Although I did USE to go to The Place; [[Michael Snyder]], the "[[Manager]]", banned me from there almost Two Years Ago; he thought I was "scaring his customers away". I think Two Years is long enough for a ban. >:(

Have a good and safe day,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

== Sydney responds ==

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:30 PM

Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

Oh wow, I'm sorry! Yeah, I must have mixed my Chris' up. I'm pretty sure the Chris I meant to e-mail wasn't called Chandler. But hey, I made a new [[friend zone|friend]], so that's cool too!

Wow- Michael did that?! He always struck me as a really nice guy. I can't believe he'd ban you for two years- lol! What a dick. Maybe I won't go anymore, haha, I can get cards online for waaay cheaper anyway.

So anyway, what've you been up to since Michael banned you? I mostly just hang out at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, although I haven't been for the last like week because my ex-BF is there and I REALLY don't wanna see him at the moment, lol.

You seem nice- e-mail me back okay?

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Interest is building ==
[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris sent his [[The_Hook_Cafe|Hook Cafe]] image to Sydney, acne scarring and all.]]
{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:47 PM
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I hear you on getting cards online. Don't stop shopping at The Place on my account; they still have other good merchandise as well (last I checked); [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|I went there the other day to ask Mike to lift the ban]]; he repeated over and over Hard "No"s. What you can do for me next time you go there, of which I would appreciate, let me know if they are still selling [[Eye of Judgment]] and Universal Fighting Series card packs/decks, and tell Mike that you know what he did to me and show him little respect. [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|LOL]].

I thank you for the compliment; I feel a little better hearing that. I'm attaching a current photo of myself; do you have one of yourself to share? And perhaps you and I can hang out sometime.

It was nice being introduced to you, Syd.

Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

== What a sexy, sexy man ==
[[Image:SydneyKirsch.jpeg|thumb|Sydney sent this modest picture in reply. Chris would later compliment her on her appearance, but either [[fuck quest|not read the text body of her e-mail at all or, if he did, not remember even a single detail about her.]] Hmm.]]
{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM

Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris- wow, that's a nice picture. Is it recent? You look happy. :) And I like your vest- it's really rugged!

I do actually have a picture- it's a year old I think (maybe?? lol), my old boyfriend took it. He's a professional photographer so it looks WAAAY nicer than I am irl, haha. He did some pretty serious airbrushing and all, but it's me under there, I swear! When we get to know each other better, I'll send you through one 'au naturale', Hehe. He's also the one that drew the heart. :( Now I feel sad, remembering this. Sorry. I guess the pain is still kinda fresh.

I'll drop by at the Place in the next couple of days and see what they have in stock. If they have those two things, I'll definitely let you know- about talking to Michael, I'll see what I can do, hah, but I can be a little shy sometimes.

Anyway, I've attached a picture. You seriously seem really nice- I don't know why Michael would react that way, he's always been fair to me, but I guess some people really do have a dark side.

It was really nice being introduced to you, too- after my boyfriend cheated on me THEN dumped me recently, it's been very nice to hear a friendly voice. I've seriously started to think all men are dicks, but I guess it isn't so!

Heh, Syd'. I like that. :) One of my old friends did call me that once, I wish she had kept it up, I quite like it. My full name is Sydney Kirsch (It's German in origin, it means 'cellar') just fyi, and also, is it Christian or Chris? Or is Chris short for Christian? What do you prefer?

What sort of things are you into, Chris? (Or Christian?) I'm a big aircraft girl, I love planes. F16s, F22s- did you know they had the JSF in the new Die Hard movie? I swear, I kinda squealed a bit. It was like a dream come true, seeing it hover like that.

Anyway, it was nice talking to you! I have to duck out to do some shopping now, I'll be back later.

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Well, sometimes her memory fails her ==

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM

Subject: P.S.

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Oh hey- I realised a mistake- the spellchecker corrected my name from '[[virgin with rage|cherry]]' to 'cellar' because I made a typo. Kirsch means cherry. I don't actually like it, though, because I think Sydney Cherry sounds so freak'n [[retarded]]! Like a stripper name or something, haha.

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Houston, we have liftoff! ==

{{quotebox|Friday, April 23, 2010 2:12 AM
Subject: You're Cute. :)

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

You and I should definitely meet up; I feel more comfortable with in-person interactions than internet. I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me. I'd rather not talk about that now.

the photo I sent you is recent; I got a [[Homo|trucker]] look going for me. I'm sorry to hear about your ex dumping you. I like to think I am a nice guy; I try to be anyway. :) Allow me some [[Rape|in-person time]] (dates and whatnot), and I will show you some fun and good times. "Christian" or "Chris"; I'm okay either way, so feel free to call me whichever you like better.

To describe myself...

I'm 28 years old, 5'10", [[Obesity|average body type]] (don't hold my [[muscle bra|cleveage]] against me, LOL), I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]] and I never will, I'm a [[Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out|social drinker]], I'm a Pisces, and I'm a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church-going]] Methodist.

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmong Virginia Community College]] [''sic''] with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I’m really good at
[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and English|writing]], [[Medallions of Fail|crafting]], [[Nudes|making well-thought decisions]], [[11042009 51 50|heavy lifting]], [[How to Talk to Girls|holding a conversation]], [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|showing a woman a good time]] (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

The first things people usually notice about me 
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food 
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without 
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart. 
-My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles). 
-[[Chris and his ego|My creative genius]]. 
-[[Chris and sex|Sex]] 
-[[Chris and health|My good health]]. 
-[[Pedo-Glasses|My glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.

I copied/pasted my description from my [[OkCupid|OKCupid.com page]] (ChrisCSonichu). Please reply with your age, details and what you would put in your profile. :) Let me give you my cell phone number, 434-760-0848, so you can call me and converse while hearing each others voices. You may inform me of your number in your reply as well, yet if you're calling from the 434 Area Code, I will be likely to pick up. If I miss your call, you can leave a message on my voicemail, and I will return your call.

Oh, Also, my [[Bob|father]] and I like airplanes too, yet we are more into music and stuff. You seem very knowledgeable and smart; I like that in women. And I'm Liking You, Syd. :)

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

== All about Sydney ==

[''TL;DR it's just an infodump about Sydney, her likes and her dislikes, etc. Note that the lack of apostrophes in this e-mail was due to user error.'']

{{quoteboxred|Friday, April 23, 2010 3:39 AM

Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Haha, well, let s take it slow for a little bit, hey? I d love to meet up with you eventually, in fact I guess I d prefer it in the end, but yeah I ve had my share of bad relationships too- I d rather we kinda slowed down a bit at this point if that s okay! Haha... At the moment we are email buddies, let s see where it goes from here.

Thank you for your kind words regarding my picture. I can be kinda shy when first meeting people, so I use that year-old picture because it s one I know I ll usually not feel really embaresses about (lol).

I don t have a profile as such at the moment, I try not to keep too much stuff about myself on the internet because I m afraid of creepy stalkers, lol.

I guess I ll talk about stuff as it comes, haha. Okay. I m 19 years old (20 soon, OMG I feel old :(), blonde, really short (lol) and obsessed with jets. I a Cancer zodiac sign, which I hate because it s named after a deadly disease (lol :(). I sometimes play Pokemon and stuff but I m not really good with the rules so I always lose. Opps.

I don t smoke, never have, and I don t drink these days either. I m a pretty quiet gal, but I love the roar of engines, haha. I guess we all have our personality quirks.

I have an old clunker of a computer, along with an iPad and an Xbox 360 which I bought so I could play IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey and Over G Fighters. I guess I prefer Over G. If you have an Xbox too, we could play together if you want? :)

I was born in Albany WA, alhough I was concieved in Sydney, Australia which is where my parents got the name (lol, unimaginative!). I spent most of my school life getting shuttled between Tamworth, Australia and Albany. I would usually change every year or so, depending on what my parents wanted. Those long flights, plus hugely boring stayovers in LAX meant that I got to see lots of jets, inside and out, haha.

When I graduated high school, I applied to be a pilot in the National Guard, but I was told that since I d spent so long in Australia I might be a security risk, plus I have asthma, so I was denied entry. :( Serious, that was the worst day of my life, I cried for weeks.

After that, I basically went back to Australia for a while, because my dad got a job there, but six months later his work moved him to VA... And here I am! Hehe. Because I got moved around so much, I barely got to be really close friends with anyone or really stay at any one place for long, which is a real bummer, lol.

Anywho. It s okay if you don t wanna discuss your past relationships, to be honest, I d rather keep mine to myself too at this point. I m not interested in what happened in the past. Thanks for the offer of your cell phone- I will consider giving you a call once we know each other better. :) Just don t laugh at my accent!

Anyway, wow. I ve really been rabbiting on about nothing, hahaha... Sorry if I have bored you to tears, my life isn t very exciting. Write me back, okay?

Love,

Sydney. (lol. Now you know where I got named after...)}}

== Radio silence ==

[''Not having received a reply, Sydney wrote back after a day.'']

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 2:49 AM

Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris, are you there? I replied!

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Radio silence continues ==

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 6:17 AM

Subject: My ex-boyfriend talked to me today :(

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

I feel chestfallen- my ex-boyfriend talked to me today about some stuff, and now I am very sad, can we have a chat about stuff? Maybe AIM or something? I noticed you were using an AOL account.

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Still no word, Skype time? ==

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:23 PM

Subject: Hey, an idea!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chrissy,

I had an idea- I am uncomfortable giving you my number since we just met, buuuuuuuuuut... do you have a Skype account? We can have a Skype phone conversation if you like. :) My account name is hugsrfun, just message me whenever with either a chat or a call... lol

Just FYI, I leave it on CONSTANTLY, even when I'm asleep, so if you call and I'm not there don't stress out okay?

Love,

Sydney.}}

== It does not look good... ==

{{quoteboxred|Sunday, April 25, 2010 2:42 AM

Subject: Are you ignoring me?

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

Are you ignoring me? Ever since I sent you all that info about myself you haven't replied yet, despite several e-mails. What's wrong?

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Sydney calls Chris ==

[''Note that Chris, despite predicting that Sydney would call, apparently has no idea who she is until he gets some serious prompting... and even then he's not 100% sure.'']

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|BkHuc7In_yI}}
| Stardate = 29 April 2010
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch
| next = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2
}} </center>

=== Transcript ===

'''Sydney:''' Hey, uh, is this Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Is this Sydney?

'''Sydney:''' This is Sydney. Yeah. Hey. Oh my God.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' I finally get to speak to you. I am so happy.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' I mean [''unintelligible''] for a while.
[''Sydney said, "I've been meaning to get in touch with you for a while", but the audio cut out for a second.'']

'''Chris:''' I mean, well, uh. Yeah, well, I mean, uh. I have... I have received your emails and upon my recollection, I don't recall talking to you through email before you sent the email recently, so I am uncertain about... things. So forgive me for being skeptical.

'''Sydney:''' Oh no, that's okay. Remember? I'm the- I'm the girl that likes planes... that likes jets?

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Sydney:''' Do you remember?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Sydney:''' [''Stammers''] I- I- I-

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Sydney:''' I went to The Game Place. I mistook you for someone else.

'''Chris:''' The... Game Place?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I don't... [[Autism|It still doesn't ring a bell]].

'''Sydney:''' Okay. Um. Well, anyway, um... I'll... I'll remind you if you like. Um, what happened is we um... I met another guy called Chris uh at The Game Place and he was selling some Pokémon cards and I thought it was you. Um, 'cause I just Googled Chris and the Game Place and it came up with you. But you said it wasn't you, and that pic-

'''Chris:''' Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Uh. Yeah, basically put in a nutshell, [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store.

'''Sydney:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' That's so unfair...

'''Chris:''' What an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole.

'''Sydney:''' He always struck me as a really... Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear that. Wow. He's a... he's a dick. I'm sorry about that. Oh, wow.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' That's just so unfair.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' Look, um anyway... Hey, look you sent me a picture um... I really liked your picture. You're very, very handsome. Have you ever been told that?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. [[Chris_and_his_ego|Yeah]], [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|I have been told that]], mmm. Thank you for the compliment.

'''Sydney:''' Yeah. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. Um. I was just wondering, um... [''Chris talks over Sydney''] cuz we did-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I think uh... Yeah, I think I got... I think I got a picture from you as well. Uh... Yeah, that's really you, right?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah, yeah. Um. It's an old picture. I'm sorry I didn't have a more recent one. Um. I have other pictures... that are more recent, but I look... I think I look okay in that picture. My ex-boyfriend took it.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Sydney:''' And it's been- it's been heavily airbrushed it, but it is me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah. Yeah, well let me ask you. How old are you?

'''Sydney:''' Um. I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' You're 19? Okay.

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' So, uh, yeah... So, at this point, you wanted to uh hook up with me or something? I just wanted to make sure I understand. [''Sydney talks over Chris''] The uh... at this point...

'''Sydney:''' Oh, wow. I would really... Yeah, I would really like that.

'''Chris:''' [''Incredulous''] You would... You would like to hook up with me?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And uh... possibly start a [[Fuck Quest|potential relationship]]?

'''Sydney:''' I would... Wow. I tell you what, if you would date me, that would be really, really impressive. I... You're a very attractive man and I'm really nothing special, so...

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. All right. Uh.

'''Sydney:''' [''Sydney begins to talk over Chris, but Chris wins''] But I mean look, let's- I do think-

'''Chris:''' Let me think about it further and uh... Let me think about it further and I'll uh... and I'll decide on the details for uh... for a possible date. Uh, would uh, tomorrow be too soon?

'''Sydney:''' Absolutely. Um, I actually, I work as an airline hostess. I'm actually out of [[Charlottesville]] at the moment. Um... but, if you wanted to um... I'll-I'll be back in like, you know... maybe like 8 or 9 days. It depends on what my work does. Um. I travel a lot.

'''Chris:''' -yeah-

'''Sydney:'''Uh, but if you... I can check my email like all the time, so if you wanted to email me while... 'Cause, look, I really want to know more about you and I would love... dating you. Um, you're obviously an attractive man.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I got to go, but it was nice talking to you so, you take care and have a safe day.

'''Sydney:''' All right. Email me, okay?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay.

'''Sydney:''' All right. Thank you, mate. Bye.

[''Chris leaves the call'']

'''Sydney:''' Oh, he called me. Oh my God. Oooh.. he's so hot. Yeah, I know. He's just wonderful. Oh my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe that he called me. I know. He said we might be able to go out. He said we might be able to-

[''Tape cuts off'']

== Radio silence broken ==

Chris sends an email to Sydney immediately after the call. Notice how he simply copies his dating profile page into the email. He's too lazy to even talk about himself.

{{quotebox|Thursday, April 29, 2010 3:09 PM
Subject: Please forgive me.

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I was in error in memory; I had you confused with [[Jackie|someone else]] who
e-mailed me recently. My bad.

I better recollected you as I was eating my breakfast and drinking my
coffee. And let me add that You Are Beautiful. You'd be a woman I'd
wait for happily.

As for about myself, let me copy/paste my bio from my page on okCupid...

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the
company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also
like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when
possible.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated
from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a
Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to
what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and
love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my
best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me, and sex
is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young
at heart, pretty, 18-28-years old, lives in, or around, the
Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas,
smoke-free, non-black and single.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects
and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some
exercise in; all that good stuff.

I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy
lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date
with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out
and share).

The first things people usually notice about me 
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When
I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside
from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse
with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food 
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my
favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite
singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without 
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart. 
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles). 
-My creative genius. 
-My good health. 
-My glasses; I'm nearsighted. 
-Food/Water

I'll leave you with that for now, and you are welcome to reply with more or less of your own Bio Specs. :)

BTW, you live in the Charlottesville, VA area, am I right? I want to make sure, so I can rest assure I won't have to drive farther to your pad (should the "Bonus Round" begin).

Stay Sweet and Safe,
Christian.}}

== OH SHI- ==

[''Things are going along smoothly, right?'']

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|btKn-6cAB3k}}
| Stardate = 1 May 2010
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch
| next =
}} </center>

===Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Sydney:''' Hey, Chris. This is, um... Sydney. How are you- how are you goin'?
 '''Chris:''' Um... yeah. I'm, so- Uh, listen. I know about you and your little game. I've read the troll forum. You're actually in Australia. You cannot fool me anymore. Goodbye.
 '''Sydney:''' Um... Yeah, I- I am Australian.
 [''Tape cuts off'']

== Epilogue ==

It is probable that, after her dismal failure, [[Clyde Cash]] had the woman executed. Such is the fate of those who fail Clyde.