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User talk:Tofu

2011-03-05T07:29:12Z

Tofu:

Did you ever upload those pictures you took of Chris' house months ago, you know, the ones you mentioned in IRC? [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 13:05, 3 March 2011 (PST)<br>
No, after the negative and honestly outright hostile situation I experienced in IRC I decided not to bother returning with an update. Chris's dad was sitting in the Son-chu mobile when we pulled up. The rest is already stated on my other user talk page... No idea why he was in there. We left that shithole town after that and went to Monticello and then to DC. I know we don't have any proof but honestly it was a fun time and I'm not too worried about proving myself to the Internet. Believe me if you want, IDGAF. Love, [[User:Tofu|Tofu]] 23:29, 4 March 2011 (PST)

They burn all mail. Chris will never respond to you. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 4 March 2011 (PST)

User:Tofu

2011-03-03T18:54:17Z

Tofu: Created page with "A true CWC stalker, I am one of the many victims of the morbid curiosity Chris inevitably generates. I discovered this manchild sometime in early 2008 on 4chan's /co/ and have b..."

A true CWC stalker, I am one of the many victims of the morbid curiosity Chris inevitably generates. I discovered this manchild sometime in early 2008 on 4chan's /co/ and have been following him ever since.<br>
Previously used the handle [[user:Janis]], but I forgot my password. Am John_Redcorn in the #sonichu IRC.<br>
I'll mostly update typos and correct awkward sentence structure, but if I am ever passing the Charlottesville/Ruckersville area again I shall update with pics of his house and/or surrounding area. My grandparents own a large amount of property including a house they have not been able to sell in that general area, so I may be stopping by again to check for hobos, damages etc. sometime during the summer. Bob looks like shit and is stealthy and INSANE. That is all I will say.<br>
I'm going to college in St. Louis, Misery. I live literally minutes away from Daveykins, another horrible manchild who is Internet famous.
Recently, I've sent a nice birthday card to Chris with some half-decent Sonichu fan-art and a request for a signed Sonichu drawing, but so far I haven't received a response. I also sent him a Valentine's Day card with similar drawings geared towards appealing to his child-like sensibilities. I even included a self-addressed stamped envelope in both, knowing what a cheap bastard he is. This leads me to believe that Chris's parents may have begun intercepting their son's mail altogether and tossing it, regardless of content, or that Chris has given up on the Sonichu francise entirely.

Cwcsicle

2011-03-03T09:39:57Z

Tofu: corrected location in transcript

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]

==Transcriptions==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''
Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''"[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]" [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' In case y'all need to see this.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
''[Holds up phone.]'' About six minutes in now. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, greasing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, altough Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's snow all over my pants. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''

==External links==
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