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Mewgenics

2026-02-14T22:22:25Z

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[[File:Official Mewgenics art.png|thumb|Official promotional art for Mewgenics, referencing the cover of [[Sonichu 0]].]]

'''''Mewgenics''''' is a tactical role-playing roguelike life simulation [[video game]] developed by [[Edmund McMillen]] and Tyler Glaiel. Due to the game's co-creator Edmund McMillen being a [[carpetbagger]] and friend of Chris, it allowed Chris to do voice acting work for the game and have his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] explicitly mentioned and referenced in the game. Chris was involved with creating artwork for the ''Mewgenics'' comic, and later teased his involvement with the game itself in the months leading up to its [[Steam]] release on 10 [[February 2026]].

Chris, along with other select people, were mailed a package of promotional ''Mewgenics'' items and merchandise shortly before the game came out. Chris [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|made a video unboxing it]], though had to reupload it twice due to accidentally revealing info such as Edmund's private email meant only for special people to request a free copy of the game on Steam. Though Chris did have a brief meltdown,<ref>[[January 2026 social media posts#I feel like I hate myself]]</ref> his mistake seemingly had no effect on their collaboration or friendship; he participated in a game giveaway when the game was released.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway]]</ref>

Chris, along with a long list of other notable Internet figures including [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Geno Samuel]], are in the game's credits for contributing voice lines of meowing.

==Gallery==
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File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|Chris's contribution to the ''Mewgenics'' comic discovered.
File:Sonichu cat.png|A digital close-up of the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] cat seen in the ''Mewgenics'' comic.
File:Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video thumbnail.jpg|[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video|A promotional ''Mewgenics'' package Chris received from Edmund]].
File:Stacey and Rat.jpg|Plush gifts.
File:Odd Medallion.png|A certain "cursed" [[medallion]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|which causes a chance to "poop"]].
File:Sonichu cat in Mewgenics.jpg|According to Chris, the Sonichu cat has a 1/500 chance to appear when [[Sex|breeding]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics1.png|Dialogue referencing [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Chris's old pick-up line]].
File:Chris reference in Mewgenics2.png|Continued.
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Charlottesville Fashion Square

2026-01-15T08:26:20Z

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[[Image:FashionSquareMallExternal.jpg|thumb|200px|External view of Charlottesville Fashion Square, [[January 2010]].]]
[[File:GardenSquareMall2015.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall entrance, [[April 2015]].]]
[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|200px|Image from inside the mall.]]
[[Image:TheFaSquareRegion.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall's main rotunda, [[January 2018]].]]
[[File:FashionSquareJan2023.jpeg|thumb|200px|The mall on life support in late [[January 2023]]. Notice the wreath despite the holiday season being over for nearly a month at the time of capture.]]

'''Charlottesville [[Chris and fashion|Fashion]] Square''' was a shopping [[mall]] and one of the original venues for [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] exploits. Like all of his "[[Attraction Location]]s", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the mall. Owing to Chris’s frequent patronage of the mall, it became a sort of holy land among [[trolls]], [[weens]] and [[CWCki|Christorians]] alike. It closed in [[2025]], exceeding [[The GAMe PLACe]] in terms of Chris's longest ban-to-closure period (just less than thirteen years compared to six years from The GAMe PLACe). It is located about 9 miles away from [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Chris and the Fashion Square==
Chris was first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] at the Fashion Square Sears in "mid to late [[1991]]", playing a demo version of the original ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Sega Genesis game there.<ref>[[Cwclight#First Sonic the Hedgehog drawing by JCWCSP]]</ref>

It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall. It became one of his biggest stomping grounds by the early [[2000s]], especially following his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked out of college|college suspension]]. When he wasn't shopping at its stores, Chris spent a lot of his time [[Attraction Location#Attraction time|pacing around]] in the hopes that he would eventually meet a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

It was in this mall where Chris met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]]" got its start.

It was also where he had his heart smashed down to 15% by [[Hanna]], and presumably where he (accompanied by [[Bob Chandler|his father]]) went on his "date" with [[Emily]], who was later rescued by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]].

Due to the numerous misadventures he has had there, this place held a significant role in Christory and became something of a pilgrimage location for the CWC community at large.

==Chris vs. Fashion Square==
Chris has gotten himself into trouble at Fashion Square on a number of occasions over the years, eventually leading to him getting banned from the mall in spring [[2012]].

On 5 August [[2004]], according to [[CWC's Diary]], Chris's attempts to fish for a girlfriend with a [[Red String of Fate]] were cut short by a [[jerkop]] who destroyed that particular Love Quest accessory. A month later, on 6 September, he had another run-in with a security guard who was apparently treated to a rendition of Chris's "Lonesome Virgin story".

11 September 2004 saw Chris's first partial ban from the mall, forbidding him from returning without a parent to accompany him. His diary doesn't explain exactly why he was banned, but [[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]] dramatizes the day's events. Reading between the lines of the comic book version, Chris was loitering and soliciting with his [[Attraction Sign]], became belligerent with security, and was arrested and removed from the mall.

Chris was apparently able to return to the mall unaccompanied by the next spring. On 29 March 2005, the infamous date with Hanna took place, after which Chris emitted an anguished "NOOOOOOOO" that led him to being banned from the mall once again.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie E-mails - Part II]]</ref> [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] indicates that the ban (which again prevented Chris from going to the mall without a parent) was still in effect towards the end of 2008.

According to the reports of a field agent, Chris was seen sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. Subsequently, on 31 August 2010, he was spotted (and filmed) hanging out at the mall alone. This suggests that either the bans have expired, or Chris has managed to [[Flipnote Hatena|evade yet another ban]].

In early 2012, Chris's leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that he had returned to loitering at the mall on a regular basis. His "normal plan" at the mall, according to the leaks, is to "sit, hang and wait for a Ms. Right".

On 4 February, he managed to get himself in trouble again, by leaving flyers decrying [[Michael Snyder]] around the mall. A security guard found them and attempted to speak to Chris about them. Chris then fled the mall and drove away.

On 31 March, he managed to get himself in trouble for a second time this year, this time by yelling on his phone towards his trolls. Security guards came to confront Chris, but he ended up fleeing the mall once more. This was evidently the final straw for the mall's staff, as after this incident, Chris was permanently banned from the mall on 25 [[April 2012]]. Chris wouldn't confirm this until 28 April, when he released a Facebook message confirming he had received the ban-hammer.<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref>

On 15 [[August 2014]], Chris wrote an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] in an attempt to get his ban lifted. The letter has Chris blaming [[troll]]s and [[stress]] for his misdeeds, and asking the manager to allow him and [[Catherine]] to shop there.

[[File:Chris chan dec 2014.png|thumb|left|Chris, shortly before pepper-spraying a GameStop employee.]]

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris attempted to evade his ban from the [[GameStop]] there and ([[Chris and fashion|wearing sunglasses for girls]]) tried to vandalize the store's ''Sonic Boom'' display. When he failed and staff made a move to call security, Chris left, but not before macing an employee. In his rush to get away from the scene before the police could get him, Chris accidentally left his mom behind at the mall; he was then arrested after they drove Barbara home. Reports from a police radio mention that Chris was still banned from the mall at that point.

On 20 [[March 2018]], Chris again [[March 2018 trespass charge|trespassed at the mall]] and was charged. As a result he was sentenced to the [[Therapeutic Docket]], resulting in the charge ultimately being dropped.

On 20 [[September 2020]], Chris yet again went to the mall, but was not caught. He later remarked about the decline of the mall, noting that more than half of its stores were still open but that the JCPenney was closing. He also called it a "gyp" that the GameStop in Forest Lakes had closed, yet the one in the mall - and site of his macing incident - remained open.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Downtown Mall and Fashion Square]]</ref>

==Closure==
Malls have been declining as a whole since the [[2010s]] due to the increasing popularity of online shopping websites like Amazon and [[eBay]], and the effects of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic have certainly not helped matters. Charlottesville Fashion Square is no exception; throughout the late 2010s, several stores in the mall closed due to dwindling customers, while some of the mall's biggest tenants like Sears went bankrupt, leaving the mall with big chunks of unleased space. By [[2025]], the mall was a shell of its former self, having merely 16 stores, restaurants and booths still open, with the only two "anchor locations" left being two Belk stores.

The mall was at risk of closure in [[February 2020]], having defaulted on $45.2 million of loans.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/fashion-square-mall-facing-imminent-default-analysts-say/article_3ac06a61-626f-5f64-bbaa-4953c3c815a0.html</ref> In response to this news, Chris wrote on [[Twitter]], "Well, this is most disappointing. Very Much a LEGEND, in association with myself and my history: Charlottesville’s own #FashionSquareMall is falling on hard times and may become lost. I feel mildly distressed from this event."<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On 13 [[June 2021]], Washington Prime Group, the owners of Charlottesville Fashion Square, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, citing the COVID-19 pandemic as the main reason.<ref>https://edition.cnn.com/2021/06/14/business/washington-prime-group-mall-bankruptcy/index.html</ref> The mall was later auctioned to a local lending company a few days later. <ref>https://dailyprogress.com/business/local/watch-now-fashion-square-mall-auctioned-to-lender-for-20-2-million/article_15ea6df2-e67b-11eb-9274-0bff086e95e0.html</ref>

In [[September 2022]], The Home Depot purchased a large chunk of the mall, save for the Belk woman's store and JCPenney. Two years later, they would announce their plans to demolish the former Sears space to begin construction on a new Home Depot store, construction of which began in [[September 2024]] and is set to open in [[August 2025]].<ref>https://archive.ph/yXapf</ref> The mall's fate was sealed in [[January 2025]] when its remaining tenants had their leases terminated.<ref>https://www.29news.com/2025/01/24/leases-terminated-store-owners-fashion-square-mall/</ref> The Fashion Square closed its doors for the final time on the 31st of January.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/business/the-fall-of-fashion-square/article_7894557e-e403-11ef-9a47-17a1649a4818.html</ref>

==Comic references==
===[[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]]: "Jerkop-tastropie"===
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by [[jerkop|mall security]] for loitering.

===[[Sub-Episode 2|Sub-Episode #2]]: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"===
Dramatization of a [[Hanna|girl who works at a Starbucks]] trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[March 2018 trespass charge]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130307232438/http://www.simon.com/mall/charlottesville-fashion-square Archive of old website from March 2013]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20250206064921/https://www.charlottesvillefashion.com/ Archive of later website from February 2025]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville_Fashion_Square Wikipedia Article]

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14 Branchland Court

2025-11-19T23:24:53Z

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{{Protip|CHRIS DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. We highly discourage visiting to take photos or troll Barb. She’s an old lady who deserves peace in her twilight years.}}
{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – is the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres (2,300 m2.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

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==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
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==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.

===Return of the hoard===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
}}

[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.

==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by {{w|SunTrust Banks}} but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as {{w|Mr. Cooper}}<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

During a gaming livestream from [[November 2023]], Chris said that funds from [[OfficialCWCmart]] and streams were helping to pay a mortgage (though Chris did not specify which mortgage and was at the time living in a [[Big Island, VA]] house he was renting).<ref>[[First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡️💙⚡️]]</ref> In [[November 2025]], Chris announced sales of his ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''GoBots'' figures with the claimed goal "to raise money to completely pay off the Mortgage on the old Sonichu Temple."<ref>[[JCWCSP's OLDER Transformers and Gobots Figures For Sale on Cwclight]]</ref>

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive (probably at number 6), Ruckersville.
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.
*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>
*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>
*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>
*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.
*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>
*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris claimed that a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>
*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a PokéStop. In August 2020, this [[The_Place_chats_(August_2020)#PokeStop_rejection|request was rejected]], as private dwellings are not allowed to become PokéStops.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
File:August2021House1.jpg|[[August 2021]]
File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
{{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}

===December 2021===
On 16 [[December 2021]], [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 [[December 2021]], a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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===November 2023===
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===August 2024===
On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house. The lawn was cut and appears to be regrowing, indicating that gardening and other maintenance at the house is ongoing.

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===March 2025===
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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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{{Places}}
{{Health}}
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[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

14 Branchland Court

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{{Split Off}}
{{Protip|CHRIS DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. Please don’t visit to take photos or troll Barb. She’s an old lady who deserves peace in her twilight years.}}
{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – is the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres (2,300 m2.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

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==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
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==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

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On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.

===Return of the hoard===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.

==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by {{w|SunTrust Banks}} but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as {{w|Mr. Cooper}}<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

During a gaming livestream from [[November 2023]], Chris said that funds from [[OfficialCWCmart]] and streams were helping to pay a mortgage (though Chris did not specify which mortgage and was at the time living in a [[Big Island, VA]] house he was renting).<ref>[[First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡️💙⚡️]]</ref> In [[November 2025]], Chris announced sales of his ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''GoBots'' figures with the claimed goal "to raise money to completely pay off the Mortgage on the old Sonichu Temple."<ref>[[JCWCSP's OLDER Transformers and Gobots Figures For Sale on Cwclight]]</ref>

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive (probably at number 6), Ruckersville.
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.
*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>
*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>
*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>
*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.
*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>
*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris claimed that a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>
*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
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[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a PokéStop. In August 2020, this [[The_Place_chats_(August_2020)#PokeStop_rejection|request was rejected]], as private dwellings are not allowed to become PokéStops.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
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===September 2021===
{{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}

===December 2021===
On 16 [[December 2021]], [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 [[December 2021]], a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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===November 2023===
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File:10 November 2023 14 Branchland Court2.jpeg|Sampled gravel from the house's driveway. Notice how different they are compared to the [[OfficialCWCmart]] listings.
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===August 2024===
On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house. The lawn was cut and appears to be regrowing, indicating that gardening and other maintenance at the house is ongoing.

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===March 2025===
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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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{{Places}}
{{Health}}
{{Money}}
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[[Category:Chris's house]]
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Asperchu

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:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Asperchu]]

'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months following its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters have resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. In addition, he apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologized to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics</ref>

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean, and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to violently contort Mao's limbs backward until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is executed by a firing squad from [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]], and [[Allison]].

Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to "revive" Simonla. However, the pages reveal that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. While he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually led to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

== Legacy ==
One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].

Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].

''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu "is definitely not a canon character" in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.</ref> Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guys}}

[[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality was hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts, and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:

*Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. As the Idea Guy was a fan of ''Payday 2'', he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and giving Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

*Asperchu is one of the [[69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]].<ref>[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]</ref>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]
* [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]

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[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Count Graduon

2025-09-13T04:01:46Z

TopHatGuy:

{{Infobox Character
| image = Count Graduon alive.jpg
| name = Count Graduon
| day =17
| month = 11
| year = 1433
| birthsrc = <ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Page 1 (damaged).jpg]]</ref>
| gender = [[MALE]]
| species = Evil wizard, later spirit living in a scepter
| allies = [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
}}

'''Count Graduon''' was the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a powerful supernatural being envisioned as the overarching director of the [[Greene County Conspiracy|campaign]] against [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] and the driving force of Chris and [[Sonichu]]'s enemies, the ensemble cast of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon apparently never take the time to learn anything about him, leaving the reader in the dark about his motivations and importance.

Graduon's name (pronounced [ˈɡrædʒ.uː.ən], "GRADGE-oo-un") derives from [[Chris]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Beyond his anger and embarrassment about [[Chris and his ego|not receiving special treatment]] at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being exiled from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that this manchild's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

Chris claims that Graduon (along with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]) is inspired by evil wizards and evil twins from various TV shows, movies, [[anime]], and book stories.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> His title of Count could possibly be a reference to the villain character of Count Weirdly from ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', where Chris once had a [[Chris in the media#Slylock Fox|drawing of Sonichu published]] (at the youthful age of 29).

==In the comic==
[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The true form of Count Graduon]]

In the original canon, according to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to [[the Moon]] and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian to this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes Iseli|Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them. It is also unknown as to how and when he aligned himself with Mary Lee Walsh.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh - now [[Retroactive_continuity_in_Sonichu|inexplicably]] called Slaweel Ryam - due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but, after Sonichu saved her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

Chris has stated that at the end of the "first season", he would fling Count Graduon to the [[Moon]], breaking the staff in which he was imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and writing|revealed]]) that whilst he was there, Graduon would locate and possess the deactivated [[Metal Sonichu]], and prepare to return to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might have been to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it was speculated that Metal Sonichu would get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it), that is, until Chris smashed the staff in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] at the behest of Slaweel Ryam so she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire.

During the development of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris claimed that Graduon will return: ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref><ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> However, he later said that this would happen in "[[Sonichu 12|12]] or later."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

In [[September 2015]], after taking up Sonichu #11 again, Chris teased his fans with the information that Graduon had originally been a physically diminutive "expert wizard and a master of his witchcraft" in the 14th century. Tormented and misunderstood, he took it out on the world by harassing women and generally becoming a maleficent sorcerer. He was executed and his soul was trapped until Slaweel Ryam released it. Chris hinted that Graduon might again assume corporeal form in the future.<ref>[[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Count Graduon Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)]]</ref>

In a conversation on Etsy, upon being asked about Graduon's nationality (seeing as how he was trapped in his sphere by a pre-Columbian Cherokee Indian and yet appears very white), Chris said "''"he was in Medieval times; the times of castles, Queens and Kings, Wizards, Witches and Sorcerers; reminiscent of around Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table and all that sort of rot. I had not really thought of Nationality, but if I had to say, I would definitely put him around London [[Honor roll|or]] UK."''"

Count Graduon was set to have a story revolving around him in [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], formerly [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]] before Chris reordered the comics. From what little was been released, Chris wrote a completely new origin for him. The new canon has his origin being of him born into British nobility on 17 November 1433; taking part in the {{w|Hundred Years' War}}, dying in battle at the hands of a French soldier in 1448. He was then reborn a second time on 17 November 1733, with his memories of his past life still present. He would later take part in the {{w|American Revolutionary War}}, fighting for the Redcoats. After the war, he lived with a family of [[Chris and race|Jewish wizards]], where he learned magic from them in his last ten years of his life. In his third life, he was reborn as {{w|Bernard Montgomery}}; taking parts in both World Wars and eventually dying on 24 March 1976. Count Graduon is currently in his fourth life.

{{Wise|Count Graduon made peace with Chris and helped him in [[Operation BARBarossa]], generously contributing land for prison camps with showers and ovens 'to keep prisoners warm'.}}

==Appearance==
Count Graduon is shown mostly as an {{w|energy being}} contained inside a steel scepter, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple ''finial'' on top of it. This may be inspired by ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', in which the main villain, Vultor, is a buzzard on top of a staff.

Issue #9 shows his anthropoid form as either a "{{w|Greys|Gray}}" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]] or [[Chris and art|a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color]]. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a cape.

In ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble {{w|Super Smash Bros. (series)#Tabuu|Tabuu}} from the [[Nintendo|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]].

In [[September 2015]] Chris revealed an image of Graduon in human form, before his soul was ensphered, showing him with pointed boots, a goatee, and a facial scar in the shape of a pentagram. He explained on [[Facebook]] that Graduon "wore a girdle to hide his [[obesity|muffin top]]" and had "[a] sharp chin, sharp nose, sharp eyelids."<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Muffin Top and Goatee Equals Bad Guy]]</ref> Chris later created an [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]] and a Mii to support this design, and topped it off with several videos of Graduon commanding a squadron of [[Jerkops]] to assist him in fights against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Considering Chris gives Graduon's height as 4'7" and weight as 194 pounds, in reality he would look more like an [[Obesity|obese]] dwarf.

Amazingly, Graduon might be one of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of negative feelings towards his graduation.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:Count_Graduon.jpg|Trapped in the wand.
File:GraduonC.jpg|Image of Graduon Chris chose to advertise his [[Amiibo]] on [[Etsy]].
File:GraduonD.jpg|Another.
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg|Done by [[Jack Thaddeus]]
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg|Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
Image:Graduon2.png|A CGI render of Graduon in his sceptre.
File:GraduonAmiibo.jpg|Graduon [[Amiibo]].
File:MiiGraduon.jpg|Graduon in Super Smash Bros., looking considerably more intact than his Amiibo.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also:==

{{Fan art}}
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana]]
*[[The Moon]]
{{DEFAULTSORT: Graduon, Count}}

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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Villains]]
{{Sonichu}}

Count Graduon

2025-09-13T04:01:30Z

TopHatGuy: not really out of the ordinary

{{Infobox Character
| image = Count Graduon alive.jpg
| name = Count Graduon
| day =17
| month = 11
| year = 1433
| birthsrc = <ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Issue 16, Page 1 (damaged).jpg]]</ref>
| gender = [[MALE]]
| species = Evil wizard, later spirit living in a scepter
| allies = [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
}}

'''Count Graduon''' was the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a powerful supernatural envisioned as the overarching director of the [[Greene County Conspiracy|campaign]] against [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] and the driving force of Chris and [[Sonichu]]'s enemies, the ensemble cast of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon apparently never take the time to learn anything about him, leaving the reader in the dark about his motivations and importance.

Graduon's name (pronounced [ˈɡrædʒ.uː.ən], "GRADGE-oo-un") derives from [[Chris]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Beyond his anger and embarrassment about [[Chris and his ego|not receiving special treatment]] at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being exiled from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that this manchild's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

Chris claims that Graduon (along with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]) is inspired by evil wizards and evil twins from various TV shows, movies, [[anime]], and book stories.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> His title of Count could possibly be a reference to the villain character of Count Weirdly from ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', where Chris once had a [[Chris in the media#Slylock Fox|drawing of Sonichu published]] (at the youthful age of 29).

==In the comic==
[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The true form of Count Graduon]]

In the original canon, according to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to [[the Moon]] and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian to this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes Iseli|Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them. It is also unknown as to how and when he aligned himself with Mary Lee Walsh.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh - now [[Retroactive_continuity_in_Sonichu|inexplicably]] called Slaweel Ryam - due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but, after Sonichu saved her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

Chris has stated that at the end of the "first season", he would fling Count Graduon to the [[Moon]], breaking the staff in which he was imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and writing|revealed]]) that whilst he was there, Graduon would locate and possess the deactivated [[Metal Sonichu]], and prepare to return to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might have been to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it was speculated that Metal Sonichu would get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it), that is, until Chris smashed the staff in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] at the behest of Slaweel Ryam so she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire.

During the development of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris claimed that Graduon will return: ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref><ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> However, he later said that this would happen in "[[Sonichu 12|12]] or later."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

In [[September 2015]], after taking up Sonichu #11 again, Chris teased his fans with the information that Graduon had originally been a physically diminutive "expert wizard and a master of his witchcraft" in the 14th century. Tormented and misunderstood, he took it out on the world by harassing women and generally becoming a maleficent sorcerer. He was executed and his soul was trapped until Slaweel Ryam released it. Chris hinted that Graduon might again assume corporeal form in the future.<ref>[[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Count Graduon Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)]]</ref>

In a conversation on Etsy, upon being asked about Graduon's nationality (seeing as how he was trapped in his sphere by a pre-Columbian Cherokee Indian and yet appears very white), Chris said "''"he was in Medieval times; the times of castles, Queens and Kings, Wizards, Witches and Sorcerers; reminiscent of around Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table and all that sort of rot. I had not really thought of Nationality, but if I had to say, I would definitely put him around London [[Honor roll|or]] UK."''"

Count Graduon was set to have a story revolving around him in [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], formerly [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]] before Chris reordered the comics. From what little was been released, Chris wrote a completely new origin for him. The new canon has his origin being of him born into British nobility on 17 November 1433; taking part in the {{w|Hundred Years' War}}, dying in battle at the hands of a French soldier in 1448. He was then reborn a second time on 17 November 1733, with his memories of his past life still present. He would later take part in the {{w|American Revolutionary War}}, fighting for the Redcoats. After the war, he lived with a family of [[Chris and race|Jewish wizards]], where he learned magic from them in his last ten years of his life. In his third life, he was reborn as {{w|Bernard Montgomery}}; taking parts in both World Wars and eventually dying on 24 March 1976. Count Graduon is currently in his fourth life.

{{Wise|Count Graduon made peace with Chris and helped him in [[Operation BARBarossa]], generously contributing land for prison camps with showers and ovens 'to keep prisoners warm'.}}

==Appearance==
Count Graduon is shown mostly as an {{w|energy being}} contained inside a steel scepter, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple ''finial'' on top of it. This may be inspired by ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', in which the main villain, Vultor, is a buzzard on top of a staff.

Issue #9 shows his anthropoid form as either a "{{w|Greys|Gray}}" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]] or [[Chris and art|a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color]]. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a cape.

In ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble {{w|Super Smash Bros. (series)#Tabuu|Tabuu}} from the [[Nintendo|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]].

In [[September 2015]] Chris revealed an image of Graduon in human form, before his soul was ensphered, showing him with pointed boots, a goatee, and a facial scar in the shape of a pentagram. He explained on [[Facebook]] that Graduon "wore a girdle to hide his [[obesity|muffin top]]" and had "[a] sharp chin, sharp nose, sharp eyelids."<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Muffin Top and Goatee Equals Bad Guy]]</ref> Chris later created an [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]] and a Mii to support this design, and topped it off with several videos of Graduon commanding a squadron of [[Jerkops]] to assist him in fights against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Considering Chris gives Graduon's height as 4'7" and weight as 194 pounds, in reality he would look more like an [[Obesity|obese]] dwarf.

Amazingly, Graduon might be one of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of negative feelings towards his graduation.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:Count_Graduon.jpg|Trapped in the wand.
File:GraduonC.jpg|Image of Graduon Chris chose to advertise his [[Amiibo]] on [[Etsy]].
File:GraduonD.jpg|Another.
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg|Done by [[Jack Thaddeus]]
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg|Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
Image:Graduon2.png|A CGI render of Graduon in his sceptre.
File:GraduonAmiibo.jpg|Graduon [[Amiibo]].
File:MiiGraduon.jpg|Graduon in Super Smash Bros., looking considerably more intact than his Amiibo.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also:==

{{Fan art}}
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana]]
*[[The Moon]]
{{DEFAULTSORT: Graduon, Count}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Villains]]
{{Sonichu}}

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2025-07-23T04:37:26Z

TopHatGuy: add joke

{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[File:Adventures of the american rabbit.jpg|thumb|250px|''Music, fun and excitement with the reluctant Super-Hero and his friends.'']]
[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''{{w|The Adventures of The American Rabbit}}''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by {{w|Fred Wolf (animator)|Fred Wolf}} about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], an anthropomorphic bunny who is transformed into a "Super-Hero" to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia, all while cavorting around in probably the most [[Chris and fashion|laughable "costume"]] in superhero history; his regular self painted in the stars and stripes, and wearing roller skates despite the fact he can fly.

The American Rabbit originated as a poster character created by Stewart Moskowitz. Since some of Moskowitz's creations were used as mascots in Japan, [[Anime|anime]] [[Transformers|power]][[Dragon Ball Z|house]] {{w|Toei Animation|Toei}} [[Sailor Moon|Anim]][[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|ation]] co-produced the film with Wolf. ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle that the next year, {{w|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|two}} {{w|DuckTales|projects}} [http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/brief-history-of-disney-tva.html he helped produce] were major successes. Nonetheless, it set the standards for young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]'s perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is [[Things Chris has ripped off|plagiarized]] partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is, next to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], one of Chris's biggest role models in life. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon likely culled from videotape bargain bins that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Why Chris latched onto a shitty cartoon movie from the 80s so hard is anybody's guess, though the [[Autism|colorful visuals]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|easy-to-understand plot]], and anthropomorphic characters are probably a significant part of the reason. Despite the closeness of the movie to Chris, he also called it "cringe" in a 27 March 2025 Bluesky Post, but still believes that a TV series should be made of the character.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#What got Chris into Sonic?]]</ref>

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some jackals somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy|tendency to play into conspiracy theories]]. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for [[Women's rights|Chris's views on women]].

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's rights|female characters]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavor]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|of]] [[Sailor Megtune|the]] [[Bionic the Hedgehog|month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff.

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

{{References}}

==See also==
*[[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Others|Bugs Bunny]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*{{w|The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article}}
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]

{{ChildhoodSaga}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Adventures of The American Rabbit}}

[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Peanuts

2025-05-18T04:35:40Z

TopHatGuy:

[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]

'''''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''''' is a popular comic strip and accompanying franchise created by Charles M. Schulz, which [[Chris]] has referenced a number of times.

==Mentions by Chris==
* Chris has repeatedly described his [[high school]] [[sweetheart]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] as being like a Peppermint Patty, to his Charlie Brown.
* During Chris's [[Date with Emily|first date]], his father [[Bob]] said [[Emily]] reminded him of "Margie" (he probably meant {{w|Marcie}}).
* Chris owned ''Snoopy vs. the Red Baron'' for the [[PlayStation Portable]], as well three episodes of the 2008 ''Peanuts Motion Comics'' series on the [[PlayStation Network]].
* During [[Mumble 1|a Mumble chat]], Chris claimed that his half-brother [[Cole]] sometimes called himself "Joe Cool" (the name of one of {{w|Snoopy}}’s many alter-egos).
* Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the ''Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'' episode "Sally at School" word for word.
* He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.
* [[Kevin the Jew]] from [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is for some reason drawn like a ''Peanuts'' character.
* Chris posted about loving ''The Peanuts Movie'' in [[November 2015]].
* Chris made a drawing depicting his pony avatar talking to another pony avatar about a kite-eating tree, one of Charlie Brown's foes in the comics.
* [[Barbara]]'s now-deceased dog is named [[Snoopy]].
* While incarcerated at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris created [[Praetor_Jail_Art#"The_Schulz_Collection:_Simple_Wisdom_for_All_Ages_in_the_Rainbow",_dated_11/26/2022|"The Schulz Collection,"]] a collection of five pieces of [[jail art]] all dated 11/26/2022, the 100th anniversary of the birth of Charles Schulz. They depict Sonichus and Rosechus interacting with the Peanuts gang, with one including Mr. Schulz himself. Some depict events of the 1970s, but one shows a Team Rocket base in 2005. These were all sent to [[Praetor]], who listed them for sale on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $175 each.

{{TV}}
[[Category:Television shows]]

Peanuts

2025-05-18T04:34:40Z

TopHatGuy: Cole liked to call himself “Joe Cool”

[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]

'''''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''''' is a popular comic strip and accompanying franchise created by Charles M. Schulz, which [[Chris]] has referenced a number of times.

==Mentions by Chris==
* Chris has repeatedly described his [[high school]] [[sweetheart]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] as being like a Peppermint Patty, to his Charlie Brown.
* During Chris's [[Date with Emily|first date]], his father [[Bob]] said [[Emily]] reminded him of "Margie" (he probably meant {{w|Marcie}}).
* Chris owned ''Snoopy vs. the Red Baron'' for the [[PlayStation Portable]], as well three episodes of the 2008 ''Peanuts Motion Comics'' series on the [[PlayStation Network]].
* During [[Mumble 1|a Mumble chat]], Chris claimed that his half-brother [[Cole]] sometimes called himself "Joe Cool" (the name of one of Snoopy’s many alter-egos).
* Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the ''Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'' episode "Sally at School" word for word.
* He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.
* [[Kevin the Jew]] from [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is for some reason drawn like a ''Peanuts'' character.
* Chris posted about loving ''The Peanuts Movie'' in [[November 2015]].
* Chris made a drawing depicting his pony avatar talking to another pony avatar about a kite-eating tree, one of Charlie Brown's foes in the comics.
* [[Barbara]]'s now-deceased dog is named [[Snoopy]].
* While incarcerated at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris created [[Praetor_Jail_Art#"The_Schulz_Collection:_Simple_Wisdom_for_All_Ages_in_the_Rainbow",_dated_11/26/2022|"The Schulz Collection,"]] a collection of five pieces of [[jail art]] all dated 11/26/2022, the 100th anniversary of the birth of Charles Schulz. They depict Sonichus and Rosechus interacting with the Peanuts gang, with one including Mr. Schulz himself. Some depict events of the 1970s, but one shows a Team Rocket base in 2005. These were all sent to [[Praetor]], who listed them for sale on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $175 each.

{{TV}}
[[Category:Television shows]]

September 2024 social media posts

2024-09-16T22:46:08Z

TopHatGuy: /* #KamalaHarris4President2024 */ ce

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[September 2024]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu.

==Spanish MLP==
2 September

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Equestria Daily|New My Little Pony Series? New Visual Identity? Iconic characters? It's all something that was planned according to a new Spanish marketing presentation.

There's also a chance this idea might not happen. We will let you all know what we dig up:

[''Posts link to article.''] 
[''Posts two [[MLP]] pictures with [[Spanish]] text.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (12:53 AM)|Hell NO!}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=N/A|''This Post was deleted by the Post author.''}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Bob Bubbers|You just have to believe in the [[merge]]. Like, really REALLY hard}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (12:59 AM)|That has nothing to do with the Dimemsion Merge.}}

==On Autism==
2 September 
4:02 PM

{{quotebox|I had a conscious realization about [[Autism]]. As mentioned in The Basics on Transmutate, lack of ability to easily recognize emotions, feelings and social cues are parts of autism.

But being a rarity among them, myself, we can still feel and can recognize. But it is within this limitation we on the spectrum are not as prone to surface level stipulations that neurotypicals and others are prone to, so inately we are able to see the bigger metaphysical picture and be sensitive to the various energies and aura.

It is from this that regardless of functionality levels, we are capable to understand and work on deeper levels than most anyone. And among us are those in the 0.1% with the mind and energy that is overpowered. And having recognized myself as the One Avatar of all Existence, the number on the spectrum are able to recognize themselves as similar and do good and great things for everyone and themselves.

We on the spectrum are not to be recognized as victims, but as conduits for something truly amazing and should be kindly encouraged and guided. I am guiding myself better now after years of experience, Soul Searching, and vast explorstions.

You can follow the good examples I have made and learn from the mistakes with those online I had made. You don't have to be victims of bullies and you all are strong in your own respective rights and abilities.

My fellow autistic individuals, how will You guide yourselves and do good on Light Power and what is right with the Dimensionally Merging Universe, right here, and beyond on this Earth?

Because I am manifesting for the better.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''Posts link to a [[YouTube]] video titled [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/JnKbVoVKtyU TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on TRANSMUTATE].''] 
[''Posts image of a wolf with the caption "you call it AUTISM i call it HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME".'']
}}

==ADD==
3 September 
12:37 PM

[''Replying to an [[September 2024 social media posts#On Autism|earlier tweet]]'']

{{quotebox|I will add a mention of one downside that can be mastered when it comes to [[Autism]]; this may or may not apply to everyone on the spectrum: The Attention Deficit Disorder. The focusing is still important. But as the person in this gif said, we still do see in multiple dimensions despite the attention shift.
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts GIF with the caption "No matter how well grounded or how secure I guess you feel in your marriage, an ADD child".'']}}

==Blue Max==
4 September 
12:01 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Floppy Deep Dive|🕹️ Floppy & Cassette of the Day: Today’s classic pick is Blue Max on the Commodore 64, released in 1983! This game had us flying high with intense WWI air combat action. One of my favorites! Have you ever seen the box before? #c64 #commodore64 #retrogaming #BlueMax #c64games #floppyoftheday #retrocomputer #homecomputers #retrogamer #vintagegaming #classicgames #gaminghistory #c64reposts 
[''Posts a picture featuring different copies of Blue Max.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have a copy of that tape game in my collection.}}

==Fixed Spanish MLP==
4 September 
12:11 AM
[[File:Ponyverso original banner.jpg|thumb|200px|One of the images shared by Equestria Daily]]
Chris scribbles out the [[G5]] characters from one of the images Equestria Daily posted.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Equestria Daily|New My Little Pony Series? New Visual Identity? Iconic characters? It's all something that was planned according to a new Spanish marketing presentation.

There's also a chance this idea might not happen. We will let you all know what we dig up:

[''Posts link to article.''] 
[''Posts two [[MLP]] pictures with [[Spanish]] text.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Better 
[[File:X - Fixed Spanish MLP image.jpeg|400px]]}}

==On the Minecraft Movie==
4 September

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (Last edited 11:21 PM)|I have just watched the trailer for #[[Minecraft]]Movie; I feel like some content so far has merit, but #JackBlack as Steve? What? They couldn't get #ChrisPratt? And realistic teeth on the animals, I concur, is a bit much. AI generated art comparisons for background aside, at least the integration into the blocky universe is decent. And What about Alex? Why is she not in this movie? It would be better with Alex and Steve together in this movie. I feel they should postpone the movie launch by a year and give it further considerations, edits and a bit of terraforming.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''Posts link to the teaser trailer for A Minecraft Movie on [[YouTube]] uploaded by IGN.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (11:22 PM)|Also, for real, I do feel #MinecraftMovie would be better with #ChrisPratt as Steve. After being Emmet in #The[[Lego]]Movie, it really is a perfectly built fit. 
[''Posts GIF of Emmet with the caption "AWESOME!"'']}}

==Remote Raids==
6 September 
12:08 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Pokémon GO Hub|We are giving away 5 PokéCoin Bounty codes! Like, comment and share this post to participate! Comment what is your favourite use of Poké Coins! More info on PokéCoin Bounty here 👉 https://pokemongohub.net/post/event/daily-pokecoin-bounty-part-1/}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Remote Raids}}

==New video tease==
6 September 
9:11 AM

{{quotebox|[[Etsy_Comments_Review#Third_Video|New Video coming up today.]] ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts Friends GIF with the caption "THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!"'']}}

==Rick and Morty Anime episode 4==
6 September 
5:43 PM

{{quotebox|Watching Episode 4 of #rickandmortytheanime; I Really do not like the new US voice actor for Jerry. Sounds so derp. 
[''Posts GIF of Jerry.'']}}

==Old Twitter==
7 September 
12:53 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Nikki ✨|Do you want old Twitter back? 
[''Posts two images/interaction bait.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[Honor Roll|yed]]}}

==Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction==
7 September 
7:59 PM

{{quotebox|Making progress on [[Sonichu 0 HD|Book #0 HD]]. Let's just say life has been going good for me, and I am more focused now.

For the record, and Update the Freaking [[CWCki]] on this: the Pokémon Professor of Cwcville is not [[Cole Smithey]]; his name is Professor Pine. And the Pokémon Professor of Stanardsville, VA where [[Kel]] started her adventure from, his name is Professor Dyllin Spruce.

Sorry, Tricky, but now you know.
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:X - Book 0 HD page 67 uncolored.jpeg|400px]]}}

==#KamalaHarris4President2024==
[[File:BarbaraChandlerSeptember2024.png|thumb|200px|Close-up detail, showing [[Barbara Chandler]] looking out.]]
10 September 
4:10 PM
{{quotebox|Showing support #KamalaHarris4President[[2024]] for the people and everyone. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
<center><gallery>
File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign1.jpeg
File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign2.jpeg
</gallery></center>}}

Notably, [[Barb]] can be seen looking out from a window in one of the pictures Chris posted.

Alt-rock band [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Might_Be_Giants They Might Be Giants], likely unaware of Chris’s reputation, reposted his photos on their own Twitter account,<ref>https://archive.fo/73yMs</ref> but removed them shortly after.<ref>https://archive.fo/Wqh2v</ref>

==Presidential debate stream announcement==
10 September 
6:53 PM

[''Replying to an [[September 2024 social media posts##KamalaHarris4President2024|earlier tweet]]'']

{{quotebox|I will also be streaming and reacting to the debate tonight on [[YouTube]]. Stay Tuned. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024==
10 September 
8:48 PM

{{quotebox|[''Posts link to livestream titled [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024]].''] via
@[[YouTube]]

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==MLP giveaway==
12 September 
12:46 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=youtooz|free ponies? 😳

to win our first ever #mylittlepony plushies retweet & like this post then comment any emoji 🦄 no limits on entries

3 winners will be announced friday at 3pm est when twilight sparkle & pinkie pie drop 🩷 goodluck! 
[''Posts picture with two MLP plushies with the text "[[MLP|MY LITTLE PONY]] GIVEAWAY".'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Friday the 13th==
12 September 
7:16 PM

{{quotebox|I just remembered tomorrow is another Friday the 13th; I, personally, despite popular feeling, hardly ever had an unlucky day on any Friday the 13th. It was normal like most others. On that, the number 13 is not an unlocked number when you look at it in #[[Numerology]]. 1 [''plus''] 3 [''equals''] 4, which Four is a good and Holy number.

Look it up and take what you will in good blessing count of it.
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts GIF of Michael Scott with the caption "ALMOST THE WEEKEND".'']}}

==Vaccination==
13 September 
6:07 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Chise|How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🦠🔬💉🥽 
(Everyone Should Watch This) 
[''Posts video of an animation.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am going to get vaccinated once again for the flu and covid; I feel better being safe than sorry. Remember to get your vaccines if you haven't already.

Everyone's gonna be close with each other this Holiday Season worldwide. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==VHS tape revisiting==
14 September 
1:04 PM

{{quotebox|I've recently revisited two of my favourite VHS tapes with the animation block that aired in around '86 on WDCA, DC 20, "Your Superstation. 20 looks good to me.". A few programs that were advertised almost #FilmationGhostbusters, #Smurfs, #Jetsons and @Transformers I actually never got to watch, because live action didn't interest me that much way back then. But I feel a bit reminded having missed #DukesOfHazard, #TheMonkees, and in particular #PrivateBenjamin.

I searched online, and all I could find of Private Benjamin was the 1980 movie; I'd like to watch the TV series; it lasted three seasons.

Also, #FilmationGhostbusters; WHY has that not been updated for modern times, at least catching up with Jake Kong and Eddie Spencer (Eddie was voiced by
@PeterCullin
)? I Would love to see that. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts GIF of animation of VHS tape being inserted.'']}}
{{References}}
{{Social media}}

Incest Arrest

2024-09-12T03:07:03Z

TopHatGuy: /* Highlights */ add quote

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."}}]]
[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|Chris accepting the inevitable.]]

'''Incest Arrest''' refers to footage of Chris being arrested for [[incest]] on his mother.

At approximately past midnight on 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] was posted on YouTube, in which Chris confessed to [[Affair With Mother|having sex]] with [[Barbara Chandler]], his mother. Hundreds across the world called the police, leading to Chris being evicted from his home, [[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb|taking $750 from his mother]] to stay at a motel on the outskirts of [[Chris's homes#Chesterfield County|Richmond, Virginia]], until he was finally arrested by officers of the Henrico County Police Department on 1 [[August 2021]].

The arrest was filmed and livestreamed by internet personality Ethan Ralph and his crew. Additionally, footage of the arrest was captured on the bodycams worn by [[Jerkops|police officers]], and the footage was later acquired by YouTube channel EWU Bodycam.

==Ethan Ralph's video==
===Background===
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Ethan_oliver_ralph_gunt.jpg|thumb|left|160px|Ethan Ralph, who recorded Chris's arrest [[The Classic|while cosplaying as him]].]]

On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user Chrisisaman located [[Son-Chu]] at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, a number of people attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Weening|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. Despite trying to turn Chris against [[Null]], who Ralph had a grudge against, Chris did not respond to these questions, nor did he respond to Ralph's offers to have him appear on the Killstream after his release.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having advised him the previous day to cooperate with the police during his arrest),<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Full Stream
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Arrest
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| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
}}

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background]''

May: They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

Ralph: Oh, shit! Oh shit--

[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events]

May: Oh my god!

Ralph: They're arresting her!

[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]

Ralph: Sorry.

[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]

May in background: Oh my god!

Ralph: Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

Chris: (yelling) Yeah, those are trolls! They are following me from the Internet! Do not record this!

Ralph: (yelling) CHRIS-CHAN, WHAT'S UP?! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

Guy in background: Let the charges drop! It's all about Joshua Conner Moon!

Ralph: Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

[Bystanders start yelling]

May in background: Give it up, Chris-Chan!

Guy in background: Give him up... save yourself, girl!

Another guy in background: Magi-Chan will help you!

Guy in background: You're beautiful!

Ralph: Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

Woman in background: Go to church!

Ralph: No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]

Person below: ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

Ralph: YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]

Guy in background: Got a (indistinct) here!

May in background: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]

Ralph: Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing next to two waiting police cruisers]

Police officer:...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]

Chris: ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]

Woman in background:...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]

Ralph: Hey, officers, how's it going?

Police officer: How you doing? I just saw you.

Ralph: Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

Person in background: Sorry about that, guys.

Ralph: I told you!

Chris: I'm going, I'm complying...

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Chris: I'm complying, I am good like this!

Guy in background: (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Ralph: (To May) Yeah, I think so.

Ralph: (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

Chris: I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

Ralph: Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

Guy in background: How do you plead?

Ralph: Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

Chris : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

Ralph: Doing good, feeling good?

Chris : Yep.

Ralph: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.

Chris : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

Ralph: Well that's good.

Guy in background: Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]

Chris: (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony.

Guy in background: Your Love Quest is over, Chris!

Chris: (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

Jesse: Hey, Ethan!

Ralph: What's up, Jesse?

Jesse: How you doing?

Ralph: Boy we almost missed it, huh?

[Ralph and Jesse laugh]

Jesse: I was wandering around the mall.

[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]

Chris: Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

Officer: I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

May in background: I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

[Someone makes a noise in the background]

Jesse: Christine, this man does want to help you.

Ralph: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

May in background: We're here to help you!

[Indistinct yelling in background]

Ralph: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

[The cop finishes his search]

Police officer: (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

Chris: I have nothing else on me.

[The police officer says something to Chris]

Chris: I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

Ralph: (Chuckles)

Chris: That felt good!

Ralph: (Laughs loudly)

Chris: Thank you.

Police officer: Alright, let's have a seat.

Jesse: Christine, is the merge coming?

Ralph: Aight...

Chris: It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

Ralph: (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

May in background: It's happening right now, it is.

Chris: We're living it!

[Chris turns to the officers.]

Chris: (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]

May in background: It's happening right now.

Guy in background: Merge the dimensions, Chris!

Ralph: Farewell, Chris Chan!

May in background: (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]

Ralph: Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

Guy in background: Don't let the boulder hit you!

Ralph: I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.}}

==Alternate angles==

Despite the [[Ethan Ralph]] footage being the most popular one, there have been multiple other people who have filmed the event of Chris's arrest.

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| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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==Bodycam video==
===Edited YouTube video===
On 17 [[August 2024]], the [[YouTube]] channel EWU Bodycam posted bodycam footage of the arrest. However, the full footage is not publicly available yet.

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| name = Cops Realize Suspect Charged with Horrifying Crime is Internet Famous
| ytid = f1agQE9Hr08
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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===Twitter clips===
On 20 August, EWU Bodycam posted three additional clips to Twitter.<ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825949919036977304</ref><ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825954779614556542</ref><ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825955119088939321</ref>

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| ytid = AUeB7PvVlzA
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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| ytid = 2lPrs_8ISU8
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| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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| ytid = 1B1z2F3Uch4
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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===Highlights===
Throughout the video footage, the police are unaware of Chris or his infamy, expressing confusion about it at several points.

As Chris is being arrested, a [[Jerkop|police officer]] points a [[taser]] at him and warns that if he fights [[Kick the Autistic|he will be tased]]. Chris then says he will comply.

Chris reveals that he uses two cellphones, one to deal with trolls, and one for friends; he refers to the Kevin Gates song "[[Wikipedia:2 Phones|2 Phones]]."

As he's sitting handcuffed, Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|farts]] and says, "pardon my flatulence."

The police ask if Chris would like to remove his "necklaces" (which includes the [[medallion]]) as the jail will require them to be removed later anyway. When the police inform that the jail makes exceptions for [[Chris and religion|religious]] crosses, Chris claims that his medallion [[Messiah complex|is a "cross"]] protecting him. The policeman responds that he doesn't think the jail staff will go for that.

While the officers double-check the arrest warrant, Chris tells them that his husband [[Magi-Chan]] is giving them a "gentle punch" across [[dimensions]]. Chris tries to elicit a reaction from the police, but one simply replies that he did not feel anything. Chris then encourages Magi-Chan to “punch him harder, hubby.”

When Ethan Ralph and a bunch of other observers in the area talk to Chris, the officers repeatedly suggest that Chris shouldn't respond to them. Chris [[Honest Content|responds to them anyway]].

While riding in the police car, Chris starts telling the officer about the [[Dimensional Merge]] and asks the officer who his favorite superhero is. When the cop replies, "Probably Spider-Man," Chris excitedly informs him that he'll be able to meet Spider-Man in person.

{{References}}
{{The Internet}}
{{IncestSaga}}
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[[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]]

September 2024 social media posts

2024-09-11T21:38:18Z

TopHatGuy: /* #KamalaHarris4President2024 */ TMBG reposted

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[September 2024]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu.

==Spanish MLP==
2 September

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Equestria Daily|New My Little Pony Series? New Visual Identity? Iconic characters? It's all something that was planned according to a new Spanish marketing presentation.

There's also a chance this idea might not happen. We will let you all know what we dig up:

[''Posts link to article.''] 
[''Posts two [[MLP]] pictures with [[Spanish]] text.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (12:53 AM)|Hell NO!}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=N/A|''This Post was deleted by the Post author.''}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Bob Bubbers|You just have to believe in the [[merge]]. Like, really REALLY hard}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (12:59 AM)|That has nothing to do with the Dimemsion Merge.}}

==On Autism==
2 September 
4:02 PM

{{quotebox|I had a conscious realization about [[Autism]]. As mentioned in The Basics on Transmutate, lack of ability to easily recognize emotions, feelings and social cues are parts of autism.

But being a rarity among them, myself, we can still feel and can recognize. But it is within this limitation we on the spectrum are not as prone to surface level stipulations that neurotypicals and others are prone to, so inately we are able to see the bigger metaphysical picture and be sensitive to the various energies and aura.

It is from this that regardless of functionality levels, we are capable to understand and work on deeper levels than most anyone. And among us are those in the 0.1% with the mind and energy that is overpowered. And having recognized myself as the One Avatar of all Existence, the number on the spectrum are able to recognize themselves as similar and do good and great things for everyone and themselves.

We on the spectrum are not to be recognized as victims, but as conduits for something truly amazing and should be kindly encouraged and guided. I am guiding myself better now after years of experience, Soul Searching, and vast explorstions.

You can follow the good examples I have made and learn from the mistakes with those online I had made. You don't have to be victims of bullies and you all are strong in your own respective rights and abilities.

My fellow autistic individuals, how will You guide yourselves and do good on Light Power and what is right with the Dimensionally Merging Universe, right here, and beyond on this Earth?

Because I am manifesting for the better.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''Posts link to a [[YouTube]] video titled [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/JnKbVoVKtyU TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on TRANSMUTATE].''] 
[''Posts image of a wolf with the caption "you call it AUTISM i call it HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME".'']
}}

==ADD==
3 September 
12:37 PM

[''Replying to an [[September 2024 social media posts#On Autism|earlier tweet]]'']

{{quotebox|I will add a mention of one downside that can be mastered when it comes to [[Autism]]; this may or may not apply to everyone on the spectrum: The Attention Deficit Disorder. The focusing is still important. But as the person in this gif said, we still do see in multiple dimensions despite the attention shift.
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts GIF with the caption "No matter how well grounded or how secure I guess you feel in your marriage, an ADD child".'']}}

==Blue Max==
4 September 
12:01 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Floppy Deep Dive|🕹️ Floppy & Cassette of the Day: Today’s classic pick is Blue Max on the Commodore 64, released in 1983! This game had us flying high with intense WWI air combat action. One of my favorites! Have you ever seen the box before? #c64 #commodore64 #retrogaming #BlueMax #c64games #floppyoftheday #retrocomputer #homecomputers #retrogamer #vintagegaming #classicgames #gaminghistory #c64reposts 
[''Posts a picture featuring different copies of Blue Max.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have a copy of that tape game in my collection.}}

==Fixed Spanish MLP==
4 September 
12:11 AM
[[File:Ponyverso original banner.jpg|thumb|200px|One of the images shared by Equestria Daily]]
Chris scribbles out the [[G5]] characters from one of the images Equestria Daily posted.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Equestria Daily|New My Little Pony Series? New Visual Identity? Iconic characters? It's all something that was planned according to a new Spanish marketing presentation.

There's also a chance this idea might not happen. We will let you all know what we dig up:

[''Posts link to article.''] 
[''Posts two [[MLP]] pictures with [[Spanish]] text.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Better 
[[File:X - Fixed Spanish MLP image.jpeg|400px]]}}

==On the Minecraft Movie==
4 September

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (Last edited 11:21 PM)|I have just watched the trailer for #[[Minecraft]]Movie; I feel like some content so far has merit, but #JackBlack as Steve? What? They couldn't get #ChrisPratt? And realistic teeth on the animals, I concur, is a bit much. AI generated art comparisons for background aside, at least the integration into the blocky universe is decent. And What about Alex? Why is she not in this movie? It would be better with Alex and Steve together in this movie. I feel they should postpone the movie launch by a year and give it further considerations, edits and a bit of terraforming.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''Posts link to the teaser trailer for A Minecraft Movie on [[YouTube]] uploaded by IGN.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (11:22 PM)|Also, for real, I do feel #MinecraftMovie would be better with #ChrisPratt as Steve. After being Emmet in #The[[Lego]]Movie, it really is a perfectly built fit. 
[''Posts GIF of Emmet with the caption "AWESOME!"'']}}

==Remote Raids==
6 September 
12:08 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Pokémon GO Hub|We are giving away 5 PokéCoin Bounty codes! Like, comment and share this post to participate! Comment what is your favourite use of Poké Coins! More info on PokéCoin Bounty here 👉 https://pokemongohub.net/post/event/daily-pokecoin-bounty-part-1/}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Remote Raids}}

==New video tease==
6 September 
9:11 AM

{{quotebox|[[Etsy_Comments_Review#Third_Video|New Video coming up today.]] ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts Friends GIF with the caption "THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!"'']}}

==Rick and Morty Anime episode 4==
6 September 
5:43 PM

{{quotebox|Watching Episode 4 of #rickandmortytheanime; I Really do not like the new US voice actor for Jerry. Sounds so derp. 
[''Posts GIF of Jerry.'']}}

==Old Twitter==
7 September 
12:53 AM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Nikki ✨|Do you want old Twitter back? 
[''Posts two images/interaction bait.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[Honor Roll|yed]]}}

==Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction==
7 September 
7:59 PM

{{quotebox|Making progress on [[Sonichu 0 HD|Book #0 HD]]. Let's just say life has been going good for me, and I am more focused now.

For the record, and Update the Freaking [[CWCki]] on this: the Pokémon Professor of Cwcville is not [[Cole Smithey]]; his name is Professor Pine. And the Pokémon Professor of Stanardsville, VA where [[Kel]] started her adventure from, his name is Professor Dyllin Spruce.

Sorry, Tricky, but now you know.
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:X - Book 0 HD page 67 uncolored.jpeg|400px]]}}

==#KamalaHarris4President2024==
[[File:BarbaraChandlerSeptember2024.png|thumb|200px|Close-up detail, showing [[Barbara Chandler]] looking out.]]
10 September 
4:10 PM
{{quotebox|Showing support #KamalaHarris4President[[2024]] for the people and everyone. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
<center><gallery>
File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign1.jpeg
File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign2.jpeg
</gallery></center>}}

Notably, [[Barb]] can be seen looking out from a window in one of the pictures Chris posted. Alt-rock band [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Might_Be_Giants They Might Be Giants], likely unaware of Chris’s reputation, would later [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1fed9r3/they_might_be_giants_reposted_chriss_kamala_tweet/ repost these photos on their own Twitter account.]

{{Social media}}

Idea Guys

2024-08-10T16:54:48Z

TopHatGuy: fix infobox

{{Honest}}

{{quote|Where were you when #IdeaGuy embezzled $6,000.00 from me back in 2018, while holding [[C-197]] under Nazi torture and mind-manipulated the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs and SEGA Hard Girls]]?

I Wish I could undo his Freaking Embezzling!|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1148379386023960579</ref>}}

{{quote|I'm not doing this for my entry into Christory or anything. I just like fucking with people and frankly, I'm pushing to finish this pony shit faster(which is working).|Joshua Wise<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Introduction]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Idea Guy is like glitter. We're gonna be finding bits of him in Chris's ramblings for years.|A Kiwi Farms commentator}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Joshua Allen Wise
|image = JoshWcloseup.jpeg|size=250px
|name = Joshua Allen Wise
|aliases = Idea Guy [[4chan|/pol/troll]] Kyoko John Yamada Johnson Wiles Ballzymaker94 BallzyCPU94 [[Cryzel Torture|Pitohui]]
|day = 19
|month = 8
|year = 1994
|birthsrc = <ref name=22jandox/>
|gender = Male
|nation = American (California)<ref name=22jandox/>
|race = White
|saga = {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}
}}
{{Infobox Person
|image = StephenBoyd.PNG
|name = Stephen Boyd
|aliases = Gwen Mikoto<ref name=tcce/> NinFreakLan<ref name=tcce/> Lan Mikoto Pikachudips The Unfathomable Lan
|day = 5
|month = 2
|year = 1993
|gender = Male
|nation = American (Kentucky)<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/members/ninfreaklan.17159/ Stephen's Kiwi Farms account]</ref>
|race = White
|saga = {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}
}}
The '''Idea Guys''' were a group of trolls who exploited [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s escapist fantasies by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]]. They used this influence to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash]] him, and allegedly they also blackmailed Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to destroy his imaginary city [[CWCville]]. The group began with '''Joshua Allen Wise''' (also known as The '''Idea Guy''', or more commonly '''IdeaGuy''' by Chris) in [[October 2017]], and at some point, '''Stephen Boyd''' and at least three other confirmed anonymous followers (A gay Chinese man, a Canadian and a fifth member who goes under the moniker of "Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein") partnered with him until the group was ousted in [[April 2018]].

Initially their aim was to see how [[Naïve|gullible]] Chris was, but this soon fell into them taking advantage of him financially and coercing him into performing many degrading acts, some of which would put [[BlueSpike]] to shame. In the process they managed to somehow make Chris become [[Chris and reality|even more delusional]] than he already was, all the while planting some of their own twisted ideas into Chris's mind.

This abuse prompted the creation of a group composed of [[The Captain]], [[Marvin]] and later [[Null]], dubbed the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal was to work together to dismantle the Idea Guys' schemes and push for legal action to be taken against them. Thanks to their efforts, the Idea Guys' link to Chris was cut by late [[April 2018]]. Authorities never looked into the matter.

Despite their removal, the Idea Guys' iron grip over Chris has had lasting effects. To this day, Chris has retained many of the concepts they had coerced him into believing. Concepts such as changes to ''Sonichu'' canon, a [[polyamorous marriage]], and the now infamous [[Dimensional Merge]] were introduced to Chris by the group. After their reign, waves of fantasy [[enablers]] began appearing, copying their tactics to get an audience with Chris, with many seeing success. The Idea Guys have effectively had the greatest impact on Chris's psyche and personal life out of any trolls since the days of [[The Miscreants]], and are debatably the most successful trolls in that regard.

==Background==
Chris's fantasy world had been ripe for exploitation in the lead-up to the Idea Guys' interactions with him. Years before, the [[Asperpedia Four]] manipulated Chris into killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the comics. The [[Miscreants]] had also told Chris to name a character [[Vulva Pie]] - when he found out what the word meant, he was upset that he had been tricked but felt obligated to maintain Vulva Pie's name in canon. Furthermore, Chris's reliance on his fantasy world as a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism for his real-world life had become heavier, made evident when he believed he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], during the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. This had only occurred one month prior to Joshua Wise beginning contact with him.

Outside of Chris's fantasies becoming increasingly potent, Chris's real life was becoming a lot more volatile. The [[Financhu Crisis]] continued to go on, with Chris taking up working on [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comic]] more often to gain additional funding through [[Patreon]]. Chris's emotional state could also have been compromised from other life events such as his breakup with [[Jessica Quinn]], as she had been in contact with Chris for a long time and had him believing they would meet up in real life (although Chris's appeared largely back to normal in the weeks between the Quinn breakup and the beginning of Wise's manipulations, having resumed the comic, posting on Twitter and being interviewed).

In September 2017, Joshua Wise contacted Chris to commission artwork.<ref name=tcce></ref> With the two in contact, Wise decided to see for himself Chris's gullibility.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Red Forest clip]]</ref> In late [[October 2017]], he again contacted Chris, posing as '''John Yamada'''. As "Yamada", Wise claimed to be a soldier from Gamindustri - a location set in the franchise ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' - and inquired if Chris still had his old Sega Dreamcast console, telling him it contained a possible portal into [[CWCville]].<ref name=comicyamada>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-3.JPG]]</ref><ref name=gullibility>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Gullibility]]</ref> Wise used the lore from ''Neptunia'' to play into Chris's existing preconceptions about [[Chris and reality|reality]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|his belief that fictional worlds exist in alternate dimensions]], giving him validation over those beliefs, which primed Chris for falling under Wise's spell and eventually encouraged him to retreat further into his fantasy world to cope with his real world problems.

==Brainwashing Chris==
===Role-playing===
{{see also|Red Forest}}

{{quote|the way I get him to do all this is by simply roleplaying. I pull off Sonichu, Rosechu, Magi-chan, the [[CPUs|goddesses from Neptunia]], and even a few of the [[nazis]] that Chris threatened [[Smashing|in the video he did last night]].|Idea Guy Wise<ref>[[Misc Idea Guy chats#Chat with Kiwi Farms member 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|all it takes is one of the free photo editing sites and Audacity to make Cwcville come to life.|Wise<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Manipulating Chris]]</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media2.PNG|thumb|A sample of the photoshopped images Wise created to convince Chris.]]

The key component of Wise's schemes was role-playing as various entities, including Chris's own [[imaginary friends]] and goddesses from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. By December 2017, Wise was role-playing as at least 13 different characters to Chris, including his persona John Yamada and numerous ''Neptunia'' characters.<ref name=religionswitch>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris abandons Christianity for Neptunia]]</ref> Chris was so entranced under Wise's tactics that he believed it when Wise role-played as the Chris of [[CWCville]] and told him he had converted to Satanism.<ref name=pretend>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Pretending to be Chris to Chris, religion in CWCville]]</ref> Chris believed the entities were borrowing John Yamada's computer to communicate with him across dimensions.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Rosechu is trans]]</ref>

To accompany the role-playing, Wise also crafted storylines, heavily inspired from video games, designed to infiltrate Chris's beliefs, such as ''Payday 2'' antagonist [[Akan]] attacking CWCville and kidnapping Chris's imaginary friend [[Silvana]],<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]</ref> and CWCville being occupied by Russians and [[Nazis]]. Wise also utilized doctored audio clips, such as [[Red Forest]], and photoshopped images, which "John Yamada" presented to Chris as documents from CWCville and Gamindustri.

<center><gallery>
File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|Another of Wise's fake news graphics, used to reveal CWCville's Russian occupation.
File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media3.jpg|A fake news graphic about [[Count Graduon]].
File:NaziDC.jpg|Image from the ''Wolfenstein'' video game franchise, used to trick Chris into believing CWCville and the USA were under Nazi rule.<ref name=cwcvillenazis>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Nazis in CWCville]]</ref>
</gallery></center>

In the wake of the January 2018 attempt by [[Kiwi Farms]] to remove him from power by doxing him, Wise identified as Idea Guy directly to Chris<ref>Comment from [[The Captain]]: "This is the same shit Wise was pulling the second time around.. Name dropping himself as Idea Guy to Chris." https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-4-chris-says-magi-chan-wrote-hawaii-trip-tweet-for-monetary-gain.48498/</ref> and made a new persona, "Johnson Wiles", setting it as the [[OC]] counterpart of his real-world self.<ref>[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder#TSSSF IdeaGuy Corruptions Expansion Pack]]</ref>

Boyd also used Wise's role-playing tactics. The known characters he role-played as are his persona Gwen Mikoto<ref name=tcce></ref> and religious figure Jesus Christ.<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref>

===Controlling Chris's beliefs===
{{quote|He's trying to use his "Creator powers" to return [[Cwcville]] to it's original state before I showed up, but I keep telling him every time he does this, it causes more trouble than actual solutions.|Idea Guy Wise.<ref name=pretend></ref>}}

{{quote|And [the Idea Guys] said "nah, [your fix] didn't work, so-and-so undid your attempt". Chris' response was basically "dang".|[[Guard Dog]] Marvin on the extent of the Idea Guys' control over Chris's psyche.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/post-3558042</ref>}}

[[File:Text with John Yamada.png|thumb|100px|Chris took diligent notes on Wise's lore.]]

After convincing Chris of his persona John Yamada's ability to access [[CWCville]]'s dimension, Idea Guy Wise began to manipulate Chris's beliefs and insert his own ideas. He also undermined Chris's attempts to restore his fantasy world; as Wise put it: "Chris thinks he has a psychic link to Cwcville, but every time he tries to change a scenario to his will, I always say it fucks up and makes things worse."<ref name=jamstajail></ref>

[[File:CWCville jamsta riots.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Wise tricked Chris into believing this image depicts protesters in CWCville rioting upon [[Jamsta]]'s acquittal for molestation.<ref name=jamstajail>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris tries to keep Jamsta out of jail]]</ref> Photo is actually an image from the 1992 Los Angeles riots.]]

For example, in December 2017, Wise told Chris that [[Jamsta]] had been arrested for molesting [[Punchy]] and Tails. Chris, not liking this development, tried to have Jamsta acquitted. He tried using his psychic link to CWCville to convince the judge to acquit Jamsta, but Wise countered by telling Chris that the judge didn't believe him since he had stepped down as mayor. Chris then tried to influence the jury, but Wise again countered by telling him that while it worked and Jamsta was acquitted, as consequence, a mob was out to get Jamsta, sending a photo of rioting as proof.<ref name=pretend></ref>

[[File:Satanic angelica.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris illustrated [[Angelica]] as a Satanist for ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', following lore from Wise.]]
In another example, Wise role-played as the Chris of CWCville and claimed to be a Satanist, and that Atheism, ''Neptunia'', and Islam were the main beliefs of CWCville, as Christianity had been forgotten after he had stepped down as mayor. The real-world Chris reacted to this information by saying [[Angelica]] would enforce Christianity again, and Wise countered by telling him Angelica became a Satanist and more people were converting to Islam.<ref name=pretend></ref>

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|150px|left|Chris drew what he believed occurred with the Sega Dreamcast after Wise's suggestion influenced his own imagination.]]
Chris was also so suggestible under Wise's influence that at times Wise would float an idea and Chris's imagination would run wild with the concept. When Wise's John Yamada persona first contacted Chris, he used lore from the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' video game franchise to say that Chris's Sega Dreamcast console possibly contained a portal into CWCville. Chris decided to run the console for 24 hours, place his hand on it, felt a shock, and imagined that it meant the ''Neptunia'' goddess within it was possessing him.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref><ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Steam, Kiwi Farms and the Dreamcast shock|Wise denies that the Sega shock was his doing and says it was Chris's own stupidity.]]</ref> Furthermore, after having been in contact with Wise's ''Neptunia'' CPU goddess personas, Chris decided to abandon the Christian religion in favor of ''Neptunia'', and one reason he cited was that he could "actually communicate" with the ''Neptunia'' goddesses.<ref name=religionswitch></ref> Eventually, after the Idea Guys were ousted, the influence resulted in Chris identifying as a goddess, [[CPU Blue Heart]].

[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|200px|Modern CWCville Chris attacking past CWCville Chris after suggestions Wise planted in real-world Chris's mind.]]

Chris's perception of his imaginary counterpart was influenced by Wise's ideas to a point the latter expressed surprise. Following a comment from Wise's Yamada persona on Nazis and Satanic powers, Chris believed his past CWCville counterpart had been kidnapped by Nazis and given Satanic powers.<ref name=suggestible>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Suggestible Chris]]</ref> Wise, pushing further, told the real-world Chris his past counterpart had abolished [[women's rights]] to enable his [[Love Quest]] and that he had helped the Nazis win World War 2. Chris then illustrated his modern CWCville counterpart confronting and assaulting his past CWCville counterpart over his actions.<ref name=fuckingsonichu>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref>

{{quote|In truth, I made a joke about the Nazis and Satanic powers, not realizing just how much he'd take it in.|Wise.<ref name=suggestible></ref>}}

In another example, after discussing his [[medallion]] with John Yamada, who told him it was crafted out of Element 115 (as a reference to the ''Call of Duty'' video games<ref name=cwcvillenazis></ref>), Chris believed that Yamada had created a new medallion for him and that it would arrive in the mail and unlock his magical powers. This emboldened Chris to begin making plans to travel to meet the creator of [[Rosechu's Story]] and to confront [[Cole Smithey]] in New York, despite not knowing where either lived, believing he would magically learn their addresses. Wise became concerned and convinced Chris not to go on the trips.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris wants to visit Cole and Trickie]]</ref>

===Influences to Chris's fantasy land/sense of reality===
{{main|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}

The Idea Guys influenced and brainwashed into Chris [[:Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy|many alterations to his fantasy world]] including his [[imaginary friends]] and his imaginary city [[CWCville]]. These include [[Wild Sonichu]] becoming a drug addict, the creation of [[Bundychu]] (who befriends the spirit of Chris's late father), [[Brendan Fraser]] being elected the mayor of CWCville, and several other concepts.

[[File:Sonichu 15 revision tail.png|thumb|left|Chris digitally and physically revised bits from the Sonichu comic to match up with the new Idea Guys lore. In this example, he altered a page from [[Sonichu 15]] to match Wise's assertion that [[Rosechu]] had been born as a male, indicated with a pointy tail (left: original image; right: a slip of paper glued over the original page.)]]

They also pushed his fantasy escapism further away from reality. Chris, who had been believing he could interact with imaginary friends prior to the Idea Guys, such as when he [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|danced with Magi-Chan in public]], had his beliefs validated and encouraged by the Idea Guys.

In [[December 2017]], Wise told Chris that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' goddess Neptune would be waiting to meet him at a GameStop; Chris decided to go to the Forest Lakes location (from which he [[List of places that have banned Chris|had been banned]]) and waited outside in [[Son-Chu|his car]], honking his horn and shouting her name, and then peered inside the store and scanned the interior looking for her.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris went to a GameStop to meet a Neptunia goddess]]</ref>

In [[January 2018]], Chris believed that imaginary friends [[Magi-Chan]] and his father figure and mentor, [[Mewtwo]], had gotten married in a "loving [[Chris and English|triage]]" with [[Silvana]].<ref name=gaymarriage>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref> Two months later, the Idea Guys pushed further and got Chris to believe he married Magi-Chan and became a part of the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Additionally, they brainwashed Chris into believing this made him [[bisexual]].

The Idea Guys also used their influence to trick Chris into exercising. Around March 2018, Chris began to exercise as they told him he needed to be in shape while in [[CWCville]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-bad-beginning.45651/post-3576763</ref> working out with dumbbells as seen in [[One-Hundred!]] and joining the gym [[Anytime Fitness]]. His exercise habits continued sporadically for a time after the Idea Guys were ousted, though his interest in it faded away eventually.<ref>[[Treadmill]]</ref>

[[File:69 Sonichus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]], a list the Idea Guys planted into Chris's mind.]]
The Idea Guys also left a heavy influence on the ''Sonichu'' comic and its canon - and by extension, Chris's imaginary friends. Many details were revised by Chris following the lore they laid out, such as Sonichu's birthdate (switched to 4/20, both a reference to Adolf Hitler's birthdate and to marijuana), the date of the [[rainbow]] which created Sonichu (changed to 1 February 2003, a reference to the Columbia Space Shuttle disaster), and [[Magi-Chan]]'s age (changed to 69 years old, a sexual reference).

They also affected plot points and the direction of the comic from ''[[Sonichu 12-9|Sonichu #12-9]]'' onwards. This can be seen in ''Sonichu #12-9'' (which Chris worked on before, during, and after the Idea Guys were in power) - its plot veers sharply from Chris's interests, to the Idea Guys', then back again to Chris's. The following issue, ''[[Sonichu 13|Sonichu #13]]'' (or ''The Awakening of a CPU'', as titled by Chris), represents the Idea Guys' influence over him in comic form. It features a story on how Wise's John Yamada persona came to influence Chris over the idea of his Sega Dreamcast containing a portal to [[CWCville]]. In a page-and-a-half wall of text, Chris summarizes his adventures with Yamada and the ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' cast, and the salvation of Gamindustri and CWCville from the invaders. The rest of ''Sonichu 13'' covers an incoherent series of plot threads over the topics the Idea Guys had brainwashed into Chris.

The [[Dimensional Merge]], a key influence to Chris's escapist habits, is thought to originate from the Idea Guys, though no chatlogs pertaining to it were publicly released, and the first public mention to it by Chris occurred months after their ousting. A small clue is in the Merge's start date being 18 November 2018<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> - the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown}} Mass Suicide - which aligns with the Idea Guys inserting dates of infamous historical events into ''Sonichu'' canon. According to [[Guard Dog]] Marvin, the Merge is an Idea Guy concept:

{{quoteboxgreen|It was an idea that the Idea Guy invented, but Chris didn't really pay enough attention to it as a concept until around when the [[Teen Troon Squad|teen troon squad]] showed up.

Now it might've just been a coincidence, but it was around that time, Chris started seriously looking into the merge as a solution to his problems.}}

==Early trolling==
Midway through November 2017, Chris's content began to include references designed to go over his head. On 14 November, he wrote that imaginary friend [[Silvana]] had been captured by [[Akan|a Russian billionaire]], and posted a photo of the soldier who would be rescuing her. This was recognized by spectators as a reference to the politically incorrect "Remove Kebab" internet meme. The soldier was to be part of [[Operation BARBarossa]], which consisted of historical references to World War 2. That same day, in what Wise termed "the first true exercise of trust",<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Influencing Sonichu 12-9]]</ref> Chris recorded [[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] while wearing a tinfoil hat to prevent "the man" from reading his mind. On 11 December, Chris performed a supposed "[[Cherokean Chant]]", which in fact involved mimicking the "squatting Slav" meme and reciting Internet meme quotes from the [[wikipedia: S.T.A.L.K.E.R|''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'']] video game series, all while [[Alcohol|drunk on half a fifth of vodka]].

[[File:Drawing with Japanese text (closeup of signature).png|thumb|200px|right|Chris was tricked into believing the Japanese text translated to his signature, however, it translates to "I am carrying a penis."]]
Chris was also tricked into writing [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|edgy jokes in foreign languages]]. In November 2017, Chris posted artwork featuring [[Sailor Moon]] characters conversing with his CWCville counterpart; he was actually tricked into writing "I am carrying a penis", among other things, in Japanese.<ref>[[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature]]</ref> The drawing may have been the earliest instance of Wise's trickery, as it was dated 18 October 2017, falling in between Wise's initial contact and the debut of his John Yamada persona. In December, more art was posted,<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#"Translated" Sailor Moon drawings]]</ref> this one featuring the [[Wikipedia:Meine Ehre heißt Treue|SS motto]] as well as German lines from the video games [[wikipedia: Brothers in Arms (video game series)|''Brothers in Arms'']] and [[wikipedia: Wolfenstein: The New Order|''Wolfenstein: The New Order'']]. Chris also tried to write the "signature" line again, although he accidentally wrote it with a typo. The German translations in particular put Chris's [[naïve|naïveté]] on full display, with some of the German dialogue featuring words such as "Zebra", "Evolution" and "Universum", which are similar or identical to English counterparts that are obviously absent in the supposed translations. A January 2018 post congratulating [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Mewtwo]] on tying the knot also contained Swedish text giving a shout-out to [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref name=gaymarriage></ref>

==Escalation==
[[File:Smashing (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400002.png|thumb|150px|A still from [[Smashing]] showing the destroyed [[Christine Doll]].]]

The manipulation of Chris over his fantasy world gradually escalated. In [[January 2018]], Wise role-played as [[Nazis]] and led Chris to believe they had bugged his [[Christine Doll]]. Chris retaliated by destroying it in [[Smashing]]. Days later, Chris also destroyed his miniature Christmas tree in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]].

[[File:Cryzel Torture chatlog excerpt.png|thumb|left|200px|Wise and Boyd team up to manipulate Chris during [[Cryzel Torture]].]]

By [[April 2018]], the Idea Guys had a sadistic hold over Chris's beliefs. In [[Cryzel Torture]], one of the leaked chatlogs from late that month, Wise role-played as [[wikipedia: Sword Art Online|''Sword Art Online'']] character Pitohui and graphically described torturing Chris's imaginary wife, [[Cryzel]], for several hours, with Boyd providing backup.

According to [[The Captain]], at some point, Boyd told Chris to punch his mother. The Captain stated that, "There is no video or photographic evidence of Chris punching his mother.

In a private chat with Wise, Chris claims that he punched his mother at Boyd's insistence for failing a quiz or some shit like that. Chris states to Wise that Boyd told him to "Punch your mother" and Chris claims to Wise that he did it."<ref>{{cite farms|thread=41369|post=3563096}}</ref>

Wise often forced Chris to have phone sex with him, though there is no recording of these calls.<ref>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(The_Captain)#Phone_Sex]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Blackmail and extortion allegations==
{{see also|2018 Sales Listings}}

{{quote|So naturally once they have Chris believing [they can destroy CWCville], they have Chris confessing to being a pedophile and raping his mother. Once they have those confessions, they threaten to release it to the public if he doesn't record himself shitting on the floor and punching himself in the face until tears and snot are running down his chin. At one point, they ask Chris to punch his mother, which he does (though he claims lightly).|Guard Dog Null describing the Idea Guys' sadistic exploitation of Chris.<ref name=tcce>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref>}}

[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref name=bad>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

The [[Guard Dogs]] alleged that the Idea Guys managed to extort $6,000 worth of gift cards, video games, and other accessories from Chris by threatening to destroy his imaginary city [[CWCville]]: In addition to that, Boyd also demanded $20,000,<ref name=bad></ref> or else he would report Chris as a pedophile to the FBI.<ref name=tcce></ref> Guard Dog [[The Captain]] also stated that the Idea Guys had "forced Chris to record a series of videos to his Google Drive [...] in order to use them as leverage against him in the future," which included content such as [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and an unreleased two-hour video of Chris reacting to "grotesque pornography".<ref name=tcce></ref>

The Idea Guys, while role-playing as fictional characters, had convinced Chris they had the means to destroy CWCville. Wise, posing as anime series ''Symophogear'' villain Finé - whose backstory involves being the creator of a particle-ion cannon titled Kadingir with the capability to destroy the moon<ref>https://symphogear.fandom.com/wiki/Kadingir</ref> - claimed that the destroyed moon chunks would then fall onto CWCville. Idea Guy Boyd, posing as Gwen Mikoto, affirmed Wise's claims and also threatened to erase the dimension in which CWCville resides by nuking it.<ref name=bad></ref>

When the Guard Dogs rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, they told him the moon destroying weapon did not exist and Chris became "extremely angry" at the revelation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3550216</ref>

The Idea Guys had [[brainwashed]] Chris into believing himself a pedophile by telling him that the [[BlueSpike]] cyber sex logs and having had crushes on high school classmates during high school counted as pedophilia. After being freed from their influence, Chris no longer believed it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-bad-beginning.45651/post-3577677</ref>

[[File:Moon threat excerpts The Bad Beginning chatlog.png|thumb|left|200px|Excerpts from [[The Bad Beginning]] chatlog in which the Idea Guys use the threat of moon chunks leveling CWCville to pressure Chris.]]

To pay off the Idea Guys, Chris raised money from [[eBay]] sales of his toys and pieces of the Chandler hoard. Guard Dog [[The Captain]] stated that the Idea Guys "were telling him what to sell/urging him to dig through more boxes, etc. in an effort to find things to hawk on eBay to make money for them."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3675397</ref> In addition, $1,200 gifted to him from [[Jack Jankowski]], meant to go towards attending [[BronyCon 2018]], was sent to the Idea Guys. Though this were not enough to satisfy their demands, as in April 2018, Chris withheld a [[14 Branchland Court#Mortgage|mortgage payment]], putting the Chandlers at severe risk of losing their home.<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE]]</ref>

On 24 April 2018, with Chris in dire financial straits, the Idea Guys influenced him into posting a tweet offering to [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] himself.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]].</ref> He stated his price to be $50 for blowjobs and $100 for butt sex.<ref>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> Days later, the Idea Guys were removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]], and the situation did not escalate further. In May, Chris disavowed the prostitution messages and stated that he had been coerced into making them.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191107173201/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref>

Chris kept each of the invoices and receipts from the transactions he made for the Idea Guys. The Guard Dogs received screencaps and photos of the receipts, hoping to use the items as evidence in an official investiation; when that fell through, Guard Dog Null posted them publicly to the Kiwi Farms forum.<ref name=tcce></ref>

<center><gallery>
File:IdeaGuyExtortionGift.png|Email confirmation of an item Chris bought for Boyd.
File:IdeaGuyReceipts1.jpg|Receipts of items Chris bought for Wise and Boyd, including Amazon and Steam gift cards.
File:IdeaGuyReceipts2.jpg|Chris retained many receipts.
</gallery></center>

==Removal from power==
===January 2018===
An early attempt to stop Wise's influence over Chris was made in January 2018. At the time, there had been no indication of the extortion or sadistic manipulation over Chris that was to come; the intervention was made, according to a Kiwi Farms moderator, because the output of his early manipulation was "total trash."<ref name=sneasel>[[:File:Yawning Sneasel comment on first Idea Guy dox.png]]</ref>

{{quote|We have seen all we needed to see and nothing more would be gained from seeing more [[Cherokean Chant|squatting, tracksuits]] and the introduction of Pepechu.|Yawning Sneasel, one of the Kiwi Farms moderators involved with the first doxing.}}

On 22 January 2018, Wise was doxed on Kiwi Farms<ref name=22jandox>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2984638 (Archive https://archive.fo/fmLt3)</ref> and the [[dox]] of his family members was included as a deterrent.<ref name=sneasel></ref> However, Wise persisted in contact with Chris - one of Chris's drawings of Wise's character [[Kun T'Nyuget]] was made the next day,<ref>[[:File:Also, Introducing Kun T’Nyuget.png]]</ref> implying Wise did not cut communications with Chris.

Chris's social media output over the next few months gradually indicated that he was under manipulation. The public, uncertain over whether it was Wise again, referred to the resurgence as "Idea Guy 2.0", and it was later alleged by the Guard Dogs that Wise was part of it.

{{quote|He got doxed, people forgot about him, and instead of thinking "hmm, boy, I dodged a bullet! well, better safe than sorry, let's pack it in!".

He goes "AUGH YEAH, coast's clear, start 'er back up again!"|[[Guard Dog]] Marvin.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3551679</ref>}}

===April 2018===
{{main|The Chris-Chan Extortionists‎}}

[[File:The Captain Amnyfest Ring photoshop (compressed from original).jpg|thumb|200px|[[The Captain]]'s photoshopped image of Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring]], used to convince Chris to trust him instead of the Idea Guys.]]

In April 2018, [[The Captain]] was informed by people close to Chris that they suspected he was being manipulated and extorted. In that same month, the Idea Guys forced Chris to sell his [[Amnyfest Ring]] on [[eBay]] - the buyer was The Captain. Borrowing from the Idea Guys' tactics, The Captain used the ring as a tool to gain Chris's trust by playing into his fantasies, role-playing about [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>The Captain's Kiwi Farms posts [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3767203 here] (archive: https://archive.fo/cIVI0) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-142#post-3766239 here] (archive: https://archive.fo/ZJ1fB), and Chris's perspective from [[Sonichu 13]]'s epilogue</ref> and telling him the ring was sending him messages that the [[CPUs]] (personas used by the Idea Guys) were hacked and not to be trusted.

{{quote|I simply told him that the ring was sending me morse code messages and that the [Idea Guys] were lying to him. So I did a five minute photoshop of the ring glowing and sent it to Chris as well as a piece of notepaper where I wrote "The CPUs have been hacked. Don't trust the CPUs" claiming that was the morse code message.

Sure enough, Chris believed it [...] and proceeded to give me his passwords and everything else - that's how we got to where we are today. [...] Without that ring we may NEVER have found out what happened|The Captain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/ (Archive https://archive.fo/WBwyL)</ref>}}

Trusting The Captain, Chris gave him direct access to his accounts, including [[Discord]], so The Captain could "scan for viruses".

{{quote|When I logged onto the Discord I was appalled - the level of absurdity that these guys had gone to in order to take advantage of Chris was beyond belief. I saw the constant requests for money, threats, blackmail, etc. and Chris' responses and was simply floored. They were forcing Chris to post videos, Twitter statuses, etc. all in order to get their kicks in addition to the constant requests for money|The Captain,<ref name=tcce></ref>}}

The Captain teamed up with [[Marvin]] to gather evidence. Telling Chris to take a break from the Internet - and to catch up on TV shows the Idea Guys had banned him from watching - The Captain, with Marvin's coaching, role-played as Chris in the Idea Guys' Discord server to stall while Marvin worked to capture the Discord chatlogs.

{{quote|At one point [the Idea Guys] wanted Chris to post photographic evidence that he was indeed himself, writing a message on a dry erase board. I had Chris take said picture for me and then forwarded it to them, etc. Eventually, @Marvin built a script to rip the chat logs from Discord, which amounted to hundreds of pages of autistic debauchery in which these speds took advantage of Chris. When the script was finished and we had the chat logs and images we simply went silent on the Discord and a couple days later Wise and Boyd got freaked out and attempted to sanitize it, banning Chris from the channel and deleting every private message they had sent him one by one.|The Captain.<ref name=tcce></ref>}}

On 29 April, Chris referenced the Idea Guys' removal from power over Twitter.

{{quote|feeling blessed.

I am aware that many people are worried about me. Do Not Fear! I am in a Good Place and everything will be Okay! Things will be figured out soon enough.|Chris.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#I know people are worried]]</ref>}}

A month later, Chris revealed a bit more, saying he had "very Powerful Allies helping to rectify the situation. I can't say much other than certain people should be Very Frightened right now!"<ref name=stillbelievingmarriage>[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]</ref>

===Attempted return===
According to [[The Captain]], one of the Idea Guys attempted to engage with Chris once more, but Chris rejected it.

{{quote|And then everything just sort of settled down for several weeks. At one point Chris received some texts from either Boyd or Wise attempting to roleplay {{w|The Dark Tower (series)|the Dark Tower}} with him, to which Chris replied, "I'll do it for $6,000!" and naturally, they didn't message again.|The Captain.<ref name=tcce></ref>}}

==Reported to authorities==
{{quote|Chris did eventually print my IC3 report and hand it in to the station himself [...] Since then it has been dead air. No one has contacted Chris, no one has contacted me, no one has done anything.|Guard Dog [[Null]] describes his frustrations with the lack of an investigation.<ref name=tcce></ref>}}

With their archives of the Idea Guys' Discord chatlogs with Chris, as well as Chris providing the receipts and invoices of gifts sent to them, the [[Guard Dogs]] attempted to report the Idea Guys to the authorities.

Null contacted the Greene County Sheriff, local to Chris, to discuss the matter. The sheriff interpreted things as a matter of choice from Chris. Null also contacted the FBI, both through their online contact form and also by handing a copy to an FBI agent, as the alleged extortion occurred across state lines. Chris later took a printed copy of Null's report to his local police station and turned it in. However, there have been no signs of an investigation as Null and Chris were not contacted back.<ref name=tcce></ref>

== Lingering influence ==

{{quote|If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy.|Chris, in the middle of restating his belief that he is married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]], an Idea Guy concept.<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Sonichu 12-9 approaches completion]]</ref>}}

[[File:Digman (Dark Idea Guy) TSSSF.jpg|thumb|200px|"Dark Idea Guy" as envisioned by Chris months after the Idea Guys had been ousted.]]

Despite the Idea Guys being removed from power in [[April 2018]], the damage to Chris’s sense of reality has lingered. Their actions gave him a sense of validation and boosted his confidence in his pre-existing beliefs about [[dimensions]] and psychically linking with his [[imaginary friends]].

Chris, though aware of the Idea Guys’ malevolence, continues to believe in many of the concepts they had instilled into him. The most notable being the [[Dimensional Merge]], which he believes will magically solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and bring [[CWCville]]/[[C-197]] and all fictional characters to life; and lore from video game series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', in particular CPU goddesses, which crystalized into Chris believing he is [[CPU Blue Heart]]. Other concepts that Chris still holds on to include his [[bisexual]]ity,<ref>[[Copitz]] interview.</ref> his [[polyamorous marriage]] (which paused the [[Love Quest]] - [[Affair with Mother|temporarily, at least]]), [[Robertchu]], theories about [[Ted Bundy]],<ref>[[Count Dankula]] interview, June 2018.</ref> and the [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus|69 Sonichus and Rosechus]].<ref>[[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]</ref>

On 3 August 2018, Chris posted [[Sonichu 13#Epilogue|an epilogue to ''Sonichu 13'']], which offered clues as to why he maintains belief in the Idea Guys' lore. In it, he stated that Wise's "slanderous, destructive efforts only strengthened my own psychic links with [[C-197|our world, there]]." To Chris, the Idea Guys had been "royally messing" with not only him, but also "literally" the Earth, [[Equestria]] and the CPU goddesses. Chris stated his belief that Wise, "has his own link and grasp of out [sic] world there" and that he ultimately restored [[CWCville]] and released the CPU goddesses from Wise's control.

Guard Dog [[Marvin]] posted on Kiwi Farms on his opinion of Chris's continued belief in the Idea Guys' canon:

{{quoteboxgreen|"[[Reality]]" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-816#post-4002093 (https://archive.md/9GYiD)</ref>}}

{{quote|So, you just admitted you were and still are [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the Idea Guys. [[Dimensional Merge|The merge]], [[Messiah complex|the]] [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] [[Chris and religion|stuff]], all of it. Christine, if you’re still in there it’s not too late fix your life for the better. It’s ok to face [[Chris and reality|reality]]
|A concerned fan on Twitter in December 2020.}}

{{quote|No, that has been stopped in April, and made undone with [[Magical thinking|Chris' Aether and abilities]]. [[List of Chris's lies|We are not under the influence of IdeaGuy.]]|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], [[Spirit possession|"possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], denying the influence of the Idea Guys [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|while clinging to the lore they tricked him into believing]].<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Ben Saint and Idea Guys]]</ref>}}

Chris, in June 2021, stated that the Idea Guys made his Top 5 list of people who made the most negative impacts on his life (alongside [[Jakoba]], [[Michael Snyder]], [[BlueSpike]], and the staff at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]). Though Chris blamed the Idea Guys "for their "Dimensions’ level of damage", he gave credit to them for validating his beliefs. As such, Chris believed that BlueSpike, the Nathanael Greene staff, and Michael Snyder had the most negative impacts on his life.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff]]</ref>

{{quote|Even though IdeaGuy did Dimensions’ level of damage, his impact has left me with further self-progression, analysis and appreciation, confidence boost, affirming the link between the separated universe halves with my consciousness, leading the way to chill my ego and whatnot in the needed self-healing and work.|Chris on why the Idea Guys did not make the top on his list of most negative people.}}

== Idea Guy Q&A and other Kiwi farms shenanigans ==
{{main|Idea Guy Q&A}}
[[File:IdeaGuyKiwifarm.png|right|250px|thumb|Wise's Kiwi Farms Profile.]]
The ringleader of the Idea Guys, Joshua Wise, signed up to [[Kiwi Farms]] under the name Ballzymaker94 and had several private conversations with select users, soliciting feedback over his early schemes.

Aside from Wise. Boyd alongside with the Unnamed Canadian also had their own handlers on the site, under the names of NinFreakLan and de_DEVIL_tails respectively.<ref name=tcce></ref>

One user from the [[Kiwi Farms]] had a lengthy conversation with Wise, spanning from 3 December to 18 December 2017 archived in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]]. In it, Wise discusses how he had gained Chris’s trust, and how Chris reacted to some of his ideas and mentions content which had not been publicly released. For example, Chris's inquiry on whether or not [[Jessica Quinn]] was actually a troll, how Chris tried to prevent [[Jamsta]] from being jailed for molestation, and Chris’s attempts to interact with Neptunia goddesses.

Wise also briefly conversed with other members of the forum, archived in [[Misc Idea Guy chats]]. After he was doxed by the site's moderators on 22 January 2018, many users came forward to post content and conversations that he had shared with them.

He hadn't shared all of his content over PMs, generally only summarizing his interactions with Chris. After he was exposed, he offered to trade in all of his information in exchange for the moderators removing the dox of his family members. They refused on the grounds that they disliked his public trolling output and believed the dox would be an incentive for him to stay away from Chris,<ref name=sneasel></ref> a message which Wise ignored.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|A nine-page poster Wise, role-playing as CPU Neptune, requested Chris to draw,<ref>[[:File:Leak14.jpg]]</ref> which he did for free.<ref>[[Misc Idea Guy chats#Chat with Kiwi Farms member 1]]</ref> Chris later said it's the drawing that took him the most effort.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 6#Drawing that took the most effort]]</ref>
File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|Chris coped during the Idea Guys' reign by mentally retreating to [[CWCville]] and talking to his [[imaginary friends]] there.
File:Aether in the goddess ring.jpg|Chris believes he undid the Idea Guys' corruptions. However, he continues to maintain many beliefs they had brainwashed into him.
File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|A map Joshua Wise made.
File:Johnson wiles-min.jpg|Joshua Wise's [[OC]] Johnson Wiles, in [[TSSSF]] form.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Bundychu]]
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Cryzel]]
*[[Cryzel Torture]]
*[[Dimensional Merge]]
*[[IdeaGuy Corruptions]], a [[TSSSF]] pack featuring lore influenced by the Idea Guys.
*[[Kun T'Nyuget]]
*[[Idea Guy Q&A]]
*[[Misc Idea Guy chats‎]]
*[[Red Forest]]
*[[Sonichu 13]]
*[[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]]
*[[The Bad Beginning]]
*[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]
*[[The group]]
*[[Teen Troon Squad]], who leaked several videos from the Idea Guys saga.

==References==
<references/>

{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Chris's customers]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Girls And Boys

2024-08-06T19:01:12Z

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[[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|thumb|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charmless_Man "And when you put it all together, there's the model of a charmless man!"]]]

"'''Girls And Boys'''" is the fifth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Girls and Boys|Girls and Boys]]" by [[Wikipedia:Blur (band)|Blur]].

Chris seems to have chosen this song as a Tomgirl "ballad", but not only is the song too upbeat to be a ballad, he also apparently not noticed that it also endorses [[Homos|homosexuality, bisexuality and pansexuality]].

== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Girls And Boys
| ytid = gOOHD7KIFM0
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Truck Driver]]
| next = [[Rebel Girl]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
[[CWCville|Street's like a jungle]] 
So call the [[Jerkops|police]] 
Following the herd 
Down to Greece 
On holiday - 
[[Sarah Hammer|Love in the 90's]] 
Is paranoid 
On sunny beaches 
Take your chances looking for

[[BlueSpike|Girls who are boys]] 
That like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they girls 
Who do girls like they boys 
Always should you be someone you really love

[[Monthly tugboat|Avoiding all work]] 
Because there's none available 
Like battery thinkers 
Count your thoughts on 1-2-3-4-5 fingers 
[[Recycling|Nothing is wasted]] 
Only reproduced 
Y'get nasty blisters 
''Du bist sehr schön'' [''pronounces it wrong''] 
But we haven't been introduced

Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be be someone you really love

Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be someone you really love

[''long pause'']

[''mumbles and stumbles'']
Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be someone you really love

Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be someone you really love

Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be someone you really love

Girls who are boys 
Who like boys to be girls 
Who do boys like they're girls 
Who do girls like they're boys 
Always should be someone you really love

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:Music]]

MAGfest

2024-03-17T07:05:27Z

TopHatGuy: rm extra space

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[File:CWC Magfest @Twin Perfect.jpeg|thumb|The legend arrives.]]
'''MAGfest''' (Music And Gaming Festival) is a [[video game]] and [[music]] convention held annually in National Harbor, Maryland, just outside of Washington, D.C. Chris attended in 2018.

==2011==
Chris wanted to go during [[2011]], thinking he would hook up with a [[boyfriend-free girl]] while there. However, he [[Chris and money|failed to budget and could not afford a room]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 29]]</ref> When he informed his parents of the dilemma, and his potential solution of sleeping in his [[Son-Chu|car]], they forbade him from going, citing cold weather and the high crime rate. Notably, [[Barb|his mother]] threatened suicide to manipulate him into feeling guilty enough to cancel.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

==2018==
[[File:CWC MAGfest panel details.png|thumb|200px|Schedule for the CWC panel. Yes, really.<ref>https://guidebook.com/guide/101720/event/17430304/</ref>]]

Chris' interest in going during [[2018]] was apparently piqued in [[December 2017]] when the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] informed him that there would be a CWC-themed panel.<ref>[[December 2017 tweets#MAGfest]]</ref> On arrival, Chris was met by a small group of fans who ended up cheering him on, as well as recording a selection of his trademark antics.

{{clear}}

{{collapsible
|Several people sought him out for photos.
|<gallery perrow="5">

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File:CWC Magfest rabbitcrime.jpg ‎
File:CWC Magfest SpinalPalm.jpg ‎
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File:CWC Magfest @succubus sheep.jpg
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File:CWC Magfest PrincessMareep.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @lilithinvirgo.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest BlightPrime.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @FloatsyBoatsy.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @AShadowLink.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @KawlunDram.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @daneuto.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Sighting @hwinslow3.jpeg
File:CWC MAGfest @ratikal.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @Amarureshima.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @ChumsKnifeblade.jpeg
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File:CWC Magfest @angsplosion.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest @Leic1s.jpeg

</gallery>}}

A video was posted of Chris posing with CWC fan Spinalpalm (although shot from another phone).

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "I texted Chrischan to come meet up and.." @Spinalpalm
| ytid = 1R0pOcKHWII
| stardate = 6 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://twitter.com/PartyPrat/status/949816964930834432 @PartyPrat]
| subject = }}

[[File:Spinalpalm Response.png|thumb|Spinalpalm's Response]]

'''Transcript'''

Spinalpalm: (Inaudible)

Chris: Christine Chandler, right here at MAGfest with Spinalpalm!

Spinalpalm: Yeah!

(Group gathered around smartphone playing the footage proceed to laugh at Chris)

Chris: ''Dances around spouting nonsense''

Group: '''More laughter'''

Another video, of Chris commenting at a panel:
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = We spotted @CWCSonichu looking gorgeous and dropping some art knowledge at #Magfest2018

| video = {{#ev:youtube|ywygyBBfe_M}}
| stardate = 6 [[January 2018]]
| maker = Gienao
| subject = }}

{{quoteboxgreen|We spotted @CWCSonichu looking gorgeous and dropping some art knowledge at #Magfest2018}}

===''The Christory of Sonichu'' panel===
[[File:CWC MAGfest panel-min.png|thumb|200px|Photo of the panel<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-6#post-2928143</ref>.]]

The panel was "packed." Note that they are discussing [[ShecameforCWC]].<ref>https://twitter.com/angsplosion/status/949890989656825856</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CWC MAGfest panel audience1.jpg
File:CWC MAGfest panel audience2.jpg
File:CWC MAGfest panel audience3.jpg
</gallery></center>

[[File:Chris and Adam Stackhouse, MAGfest 2018.png|Chris with Adam Stackhouse.|thumb|left|200px]]

Afterwards, Chris was invited up to speak at the Sonichu panel to a standing ovation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-6#post-2928202</ref> He also made up with [[Adam Stackhouse]], who was in the audience.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-6#post-2928232</ref>

[[File:Chris's photo of MAGfest Sonichu panel.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's photo.]]
Chris showed appreciation for his fans on social media after the event. On Facebook, he posted:

{{quotebox|I Love Every One Of You All (including all of those who could not make it, But were there in thought and spirit. The MAGFest Panel Of January 7, 2018, 1:30 AM: The Christory Of Sonichu.

This felt more awesome than a simple Birthday Party, and it was not even my Birthday yet (not until February 24).}}

[[File:HirtesMagfestMessage.png|[[Michael J. Hirtes]] is upset about Chris having fun at MAGfest.|thumb|200px]]
On Twitter, he said, in response to a Tao of Maud message (Let your hopes rather than your hurts shape your future):
[[File:Attending our own panel-min.jpg|thumb|Commemorated on a [[TSSSF]] card]]
{{quotebox|So true! Especially when that Hope and Love comes truly from a Lot Of Kind People. I Love All of my People, Family and Friends! Thank You All for appreciating me. 🤘😊❤️}}
{{clear}}
He posted a panoramic video of the crowd.

{{Infobox/video
| name =
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CEqt1bl6vtA}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Cherokean Chant]]
| next = [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests]]
}}

Fans provided brief video clips of Chris in the audience:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Not kidding when I said PACKED @CWCSonichu panel (Christine cameo!)

| video = {{#ev:youtube|osjw2MpCjMo}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = Gienao
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = this is surreal, they're literally playing CWC videos... In front of CWC.

| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-_0NknTV9c}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = Gienao
| subject = }}

And a clip of the crowd applauding Chris:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Adulation
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hV2OfeXwCWQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = Condor Joe
| subject = }}

A more complete version of the panel was uploaded soon after.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan Magfest 2018 Panel Part 1

| video = {{#ev:youtube|eZfrdymQrF4}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.pscp.tv/KIDZBOPYAOI/1MYxNjVvlDbxw @KIDZBOPYAOI]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan Magfest 2018 Panel Part 2

| video = {{#ev:youtube|6_PsgGg3VGc}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.pscp.tv/KIDZBOPYAOI/1MYxNjVvlDbxw @KIDZBOPYAOI]
| subject =At 17:00 Chris takes offence to ''[[Asperchu]]'' being called "award-winning", saying "that thing was so offensive." Adam Stackhouse appears at around the 49:10 mark. }}

[[Emily]], who was in attendance, gave her field report:

{{quoteboxgreen|I came here to find out if Chris got his dick sucked or nah (story shortly).

So the panel was created to definitely be a huge mockery of Chris. Chris wasn't invited as far as I'm aware of, and only decided to come because he got wind of it. It was more or less of a surprise to the people running the panel when they found out he was there. They definitely glossed over a lot of their slides and made it seem more positive. They stopped shortly before the end of the slideshow to have Chris talk.

A lot of the shit they said was wrong, even simple stuff like "he [[Wendy's|got fired from]] [[Burger King]]." Apparently their biggest source wasn't even the [[CWCki|CWCkipedia]], but random videos of other people talking about him or interviews, which is just lazy but pretty funny.

Story time. So after Chris spoke and was heading back to his seat in the back, he was highfiving people. This one girl got a highfive and a hug from him and basically just shrieked with happiness. She shook her hand at her friend yelling about how Chris touched her hand and wouldn't let anything touch that hand. And kept going on and on about how Chris touched her and was overjoyed by it to the point that I actually thought this girl was going to go find him to suck his dick. She wasn't even a fat or unattractive girl either so idk.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-12#post-2929717</ref>}}

This moment was captured in the "Adulation" video above.

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] also provided a report:

{{quoteboxgreen| Heh, so, what everyone seems to be wondering: does Chris smell? No. At least, there isn't like some miasma cloud hanging around him. I was pretty close to him, but I obviously didn't stick my nose in his shirt or anything. So if he's got a smell, you definitely won't notice anything just casually hanging around him, and even if you really are determined to get a whiff, it's probably not that strong. (It helps that it's the winter, and so he's not hustling around in the heat.)

No perfume or [[axe]] this time either.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-18#post-2933241</ref>}}

===The Aftermath===
After the panel, a pack of [[fans]] asked for more pictures and a few snagged video clips.

{{collapsible
|Aftermath photoshoot
|<gallery perrow="5">

File:CWC at MAGfest with Christory of Sonichu panel creator @Silkydhrino.jpg|With the panel creator.
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @MowtenDoo.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @gravitypriest.jpg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @braverbeast & @alexapdos.jpg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @PeachSaliva.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @AngriestPat @WoolieWoolz.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @EliArt.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @NeoHazard.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath Scrub Chan.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @LeonHartJackal 1.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @LeonHartJackal 2.jpeg
File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @chadxenu.jpeg|"Btw contrary to assertions on Kiwi Farms, I found CWC to actually smell surprisingly pleasant"
</gallery>}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I AM STILL IN ABSOLUTE AWE THANK YOU @CWCSonichu
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lWTkO7H4xmg}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/949930543776452608 @jab50yen]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan telling me to stay awesome
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2kVb1Smuv4E}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kVb1Smuv4E Screamingjoe]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = MAGFEST 2018 MUSIC VIDEO ft. CHRIS CHAN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pmwT5TxjCTU}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmwT5TxjCTU Carm Fox]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan hugs gay cosplayer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rJ6Xt0Qf658}}
| stardate = 7 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ6Xt0Qf658 NICKname]
| subject = }}

On Twitter, Chris followed and tweeted to some of them<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>.

{{quote|Anybody ever want to know how strong SpinalPalm is, he can bear hug and Lift me up high without a sweat; more than 212 pounds. @Spinalpalm is a really strong dude. Awesome! 😊|Chris}}

{{quote|And afterwards, I drank a Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink from the Merchandise booths, signed the empty can with her sharpie marker, and gave her the can. Thank you for your Love and Awesomeness, @PeachSaliva ! ❤️|Chris gives a fan an autographed souvenir.}}

==2019==

Despite the success of his 2018 visit, Chris skipped the 2019 con (3-6 [[January 2019]]), in part due to the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[Twitter|January_2019_social_media_posts#On_not_going_to_MAGFest]] post</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization#Conventions|Conventions]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

Twin Falling Towers

2024-02-27T04:35:14Z

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{{Manipulation}}
{{Honest}}

[[File:911.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC did WTC!]]

'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 1 [[November 2009]]. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten [[Clyde Cash]] by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and [[Jack Thaddeus]] in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises.

Years later, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by [[trolls]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Most non-rant videos, like [[cakefarts]].

The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!"|The Man in the Pickle Suit answering a fan asking which videos were scripted.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}

Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – [[Chris and remorse|Chris uploaded]] [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|an apology video]] for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.

==Video==
This video was put in the [[Random-access humor|Comedy]] category. Good job, Chris.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Twin Falling Towers
| ytid = EYNiulvdH0o
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|"Comedy"]]}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[I AM STRONG]]
| next = [[It will never end]]
}}

{{quote|Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:PROOFHEISATERRORIST!.jpg|thumb|200px|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#11 July, 19:43 – 12 July, 08:05| He's as wild as a serial raper!]]]]

[''Close-up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor; we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']

Well now, Mr. Clyde...your same and rutches--your fame and [[4-cent garbage|four-chunn]] shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!

[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."''] Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff! [''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad.''] You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down, Mr. Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!

{{Clear}}

==Liquid Chris responds==
[[Liquid Chris|Our Hero]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers, before writing another comment as a threat to Chris.

{{Quoteboxbrown|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.

Please Die,

CWC|YouTube comment from Liquid Chris}}

{{Quoteboxbrown|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.

CWC|Liquid Chris, on how [[Ian]] further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}

No Marines have ever been spotted waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]].

==See also==
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
*[[Operation BARBarossa]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Random-access humor]]

{{References}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I AM STRONG]]|nextlink=[[It will never end|It Will Never End]]|}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-11-01]]

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2024-02-22T13:26:55Z

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''20 February''' - Chris uploads '''[[Livestream Highlights#Part 3|Chris Chan Highlight Stream 3]]'''.
*'''17 February''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]]'''.
*'''15 February''' - Chris uploads '''[[Livestream Highlights#Part 2|Chris Chan Highlight Stream 2]]'''.
*'''13 February''' - Chris uploads '''[[CWC Art Contest]] Part 1'''.
*'''11 February''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]'''.
*'''9 February''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]'''.
*'''4 February''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]'''.
*'''3 February'''
**Chris '''[[February 2024 social media posts#Mass blocking of MLP G5 VAs|blocks]]''' multiple voice actors for [[MLP G5]] out of protest for the ending of [[G4]].
**Chris '''[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt|requests]]''' that [[Geno Samuel]] refrain from selling a WANT WOMAN! shirt.
*'''1 February''' - Chris '''[[February 2024 social media posts#Family Guy|complains]]''' about Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''8 February 2024''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension|Genderbent Dimension]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 January 2024''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|Possession Roleplay]] from [[January 2020]]
*'''13 January 2024''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#Blood Pressure Spikes|Blood Pressure Spikes]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''10 December 2023''' - [[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Opuscon's fanfic|Opuscon's fanfic]] from [[November 2020]]
*'''8 December 2023''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Empty Dimension Lore|Empty Dimension Lore]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''7 December 2023''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs|Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''17 November 2023''' - [[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis|Numerology Analysis]] from [[April 2021]]

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BILLY MAYS

2024-02-05T00:34:41Z

TopHatGuy: fix death month

{{Troll|Did you seriously think that Billy Mays trolled a [[virgin with rage]] in his spare time?}}

 
{{quote|[[Metal Gear|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.]]|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}}
{{quote|Billy Mays is the new mayor of [[CWCville]]!|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Billy Mays
| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
| name = William Darrell Mays

|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 20
|month = 7
|year = 1958
|deathday = 28
|deathmonth = 6
|deathyear = 2009

| gender = Male
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| occupation = {{TrollOccupation}} Pitchman Mayor of [[CWCville]]
| saga = {{saga|clyde|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}
}}

'''[[Wikipedia:Billy Mays|William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr.]]''' (20 July [[Pre-1980#1950s|1958]] – 28 [[June 2009]]) was an American television personality and direct-response television marketer, best known for his mannerisms in advertisements and his catchphrase "Hi, Billy Mays here with [X]" (X being the product being advertised, most famously OxiClean).

In March 2009, a troll assumed the persona of Mays and appeared in several IRC chats, and also frequented [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] and the PVCC troll forum, although he would disappear following the passing of his namesake in 2009. He would appear as a character in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
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==The Miscreants==
[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]
BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].

BILLY subsequently made a cameo at [[IRC (21 January 2009)|the end of the January 21 log]], but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation. Nonetheless, his surprise appearance and bit of semi-topical [[Random-access humor]] still amused Clyde for whatever reason.

==Mayoralty==
Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network|PSN account]] back. Chris complied with these demands, along with [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|taking other, more severe actions]].

His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.

==Death==
[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg|thumb|200px|BILLY's message from beyond.]]

On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion. In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities.

In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in [[CWCville]] was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's [[Chris and his Ego|popularity]].

Many years later, Chris would later criticize BILLY MAYS's stint as mayor, claiming that "in the few short Months he was mayor of Cwcville; he was a major do-nothing and had nothing in his brain about politics."<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Long Twitter thread]]</ref>

==In ''Sonichu''==

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], BILLY MAYS fails to free [[Ivy]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P92.jpg]]</ref> when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.

In Chris's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "[[Chris and English|non-cannon]]" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.

==See also==

*[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._Billy_Mays|Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays]] - Chris discusses his involvement with BILLY's death with Guru Larry.
{{CWCipedia|chris=billy_mays}}

{{References}}
{{Mayors of CWCville}}
{{People}}
{{ClydeCashSaga}}
{{JulieSaga}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

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[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

Gender dysphoria

2023-12-18T18:38:41Z

TopHatGuy: /* Tomgirl Saga */ fix date

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{{HealthDisclosure}}
'''Gender dysphoria''', also known as '''gender identity disorder''', is a psychological disorder in which a person identifies as another gender and experiences distress from the discordance between gender identity and actual anatomy. Chris was diagnosed with the condition in 2016.<ref group = "note"; name=psychologist>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional whose "practice includes the treatment and counseling of persons with gender identity issues" vouch for the person's gender identity on [https://web.archive.org/web/20161223001047/https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/webdoc/pdf/dl17.pdf this form]. Also mentioned by Chris in [[:File:SchuComic12-1P69.jpg|a ''Sonichu'' #12 page]]</ref>
==Chris & Dysphoria==
Through the years one thing strikingly evident about Chris is the complete and total lack of understanding he has for his own body. Though he believed that he was strong, handsome, charismatic and on the TRUE and STRAIGHT path, those beliefs have habitually found themselves to be quite the opposite, and nothing shows this principal more true than his '''prior belief''' that he is the absolute peak of the male form. Aside from moments when he would show some sort of discomfort or unfamiliarity, Chris tried his absolute hardest to convince everyone around him (as well as himself) that men are physically superior. That being said, it is easy to believe that Chris doesn't exhibit gender dysphoria at a glance, however his surface level bigotry has historically been hypocritical and shouldn't be taken at face value.

==Early Signs==
Although Chris did not officially admit to be a transgender person until 2015, there have been many events prior to even the Tomgirl Saga that foreshadowed this inevitable path. Chris' imagining of his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] and the creation of his imaginary [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] by the same name may have been some of the first signs of his gender dysphoria. While his daughter has not been personified in any medium Chris has released, she shares his middle and last names, and his sister in the comics bore a striking resemblance to Chris himself at the time of drawing despite only being gender-swapped. In 2008, Chris posted to the Sonichu Girls webforum an introduction to any females that would be on the site. Within the introduction, Chris mentions the distaste of witnessing his own [[Duck]], stating:

{{quotebox|Also, I feel discomfort when shopping for underwear for myself; they do not need models pictured on the package. It grosses me out to see that thing. It's bad enough that I sometimes see my own when I look down (of which I don't feel as much discomfort), but the very sight of others is like kryptonite to me; it makes me feel like throwing up even when the image randomly pops up in my head.<ref name=[[SonichuGirls]]>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref>}}

Earlier in the same introduction post to the webforum, Chris discussed his feminine side and ponders if he was supposed to be female.

{{quotebox|Aside from the understood fact, I feel that I am truly in touch with my feminine side, to the point where I am capable of learning from that to better understand how to treat women in a caring, nurturing, positive way; I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman. Sometimes I wonder between my caring attitude and the lack of a Sweetheart if I was born the wrong gender; I would wonder what life would have been like if I had actually been born a girl. But afterwards, I'd realize that I should still appreciate being born a boy to gentleman; God gave me the package, and I signed for it.<ref name=[[SonichuGirls]]>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref>}}

In 2009 Chris wondered what his life would be like if he was born a woman again within [[Mailbag 27]], stating:

{{quotebox|Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref>}}

==Pre Tomgirl Saga==
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|Chris getting in touch with his feminine side]]

Chris was known to experiment with cross dressing many times before officially declaring himself a lesbian tomgirl and crossdressing regularly. In 2008, the identity of [[Blanca Weiss]] asked Chris to take photos of himself wearing his mother's undergarments, to which he happily obliged. Later in 2009, Chris confided in [[Ivy]] that he enjoyed wearing women's underwear. In September of that same year during a call with [[Kacey]], he told her that he planned on buying a sports bra to prevent the excessive bouncing of his breasts while jogging. Chris purchased some bras, and immediately loved wearing them, claiming that he enjoyed the feeling of donning them and felt confident. This is an effect of Chris' well known aversion to seeing bare male breasts, including his own. Chris would continue to wear these sports bras from this point onwards, and would eventually move on to wearing everyday bras typically used by most women.

In 2010, Chris would experiment wearing these bras in more open and public places. Chris would be spotted and photographed 18 June 2010 at Fridays After Five flaunting a sports bra with "WANT WOMAN!" written in permanent marker on the front face of the bra.

In 2011, Chris started to get in touch with his more "feminine side." Chris would admit to being more comfortable using the opposite gender's assigned restrooms in public places. Shortly after that same year on 26 March, Chris sent an email to [[Jackie]] revealing that he had begun fully crossdressing at the start of the month. Then four days later on 30 March, Chris would change the quote on his PSN to read "I am Tomgirl" marking the beginning of the Tomgirl Saga.

==Tomgirl Saga==
[[File:TG23.jpg|thumb|left|350px|What Chris thinks sexy looks like]]
Sometime before 28 April 2011, Chris took several photos of himself dressed in women's clothing, posing in what he believes to be seductive positions. [[Surfshack Tito]] leaked these images on that day. Later that year on 16 August, Chris recorded a makeup tutorial video and posted it to YouTube titled [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]. Chris created a new fantasy band in the same vain as [[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]] aptly named [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] to show his support for tomboys and tomgirls everywhere and the first and only album that was created was leaked on 12 November 2011. Despite still claiming to be a heterosexual male, Chris began to use women's restrooms more frequently, and confided in Jackie that he fantasized about "fit[ting] in at a lesbian bar<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>" before the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were taken on 26 April 2011.

Chris' parents were very unsupportive of Chris' new lifestyle. [[Bob]] called Chris a "fag" and [[Barbara]] made many negative remarks to try to persuade Chris from continuing being a tomgirl<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Re:_Coming_out_to_my_parents]]</ref>. On 15 May 2011, [[Barbara]] would forcefully cut Chris' hair. In his shock, he called her a bitch. He revealed this to Jackie on 17 May, stating in an email:

{{quotebox|Last Sunday, My mother comes upstairs and yells at me about how She Thinks I'm turning queer from being Tomgirly and Feminine, AND she fears that I would kill her. Hand to God, I would never kill Anyone, including my own mother and father. Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer; murder is Morally Wrong; I care about my mother and father Very Much. And even worse, she threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage. She also took my keys. And shortly later, she tells me to come downstairs, so I go; she tells me to sit down, and she does the worse thing that broke the last straw on my camel's back, she Cuts my Long Hair Short and Butchered. After seeing the butchered hair in the mirror, I was soo in shock, I wield the double-edge sword I have been holding in for weeks since a much earlier fit of emotional rage of hers. I called her a Bitch. With her as a bitch, that makes me a son of a bitch, and it hurts me deep too. My hair is soo bad, I have to wear my PaRappa wool hat to cover the whole mess when I go out; I can not be seen in public with this short-hair mess.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>}}

Also in May, Chris would be yelled at by a man when he was caught using a women's restroom, and Chris would be asked my a male customer of [[Sheetz]] in June if Chris was gay, to which Chris took much offense. When [[Bob]] would pass away later in autumn of that year, he reportedly told Chris that he accepted Chris and loved him for who he is, revealed publicly on page 68 of [[Sonichu 12]].

On 16 December 2013, Chris would send an e-mail correspondence with a troll pretending to be his old classmate [[Rebeckah Bentley]] further reinforcing his late onset gender dysphoria, stating:

{{quotebox|I have a personal hatred for 99% of the worldwide population of my own gender. I often even find myself disgusted at my own penis, as well as thinking, "I wish I was born female, with the possibility of being a lesbian", or something like that. I find the males most ugly, offensive, horrendous, crazy, creepy and all that shit.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref>}}

While not fully admitting to being transgender at the time, Chris would send another e-mail to [[Rebeckah Bentley]] on 23 December, where he stated that if a person were to consider him a "tranny," then one may do so.

{{quotebox|I have no personal offense or beef against Lesbians, Bisexuals or Transgenders. If you consider cross-dressing a tranny act, then I guess you may count me as one there. Seriously, if I could do it more often, I would; my mother hates seeing me in a skirt a LOT, and I have a LOT of stress and emotional devastation as it is. But after consideration, with the gender-change operations, I would never want to date or anything like that with any of those trannys. Anna McLerran, my friend; she is a lesbian.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref>}}

Chris' gender dysphoria would become even more evident as the years progressed. Chris would have a vision in July 2014 while meditating about being a lesbian in a former life<ref>[[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda]]</ref>. On 14 August 2014, Chris posted to Facebook revealing that he is a "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser," however he would later clarify that he is actually a lesbian in a male body. Chris would contemplate sexual reassignment surgery, also known as gender affirming surgery, around this time in order to transform himself into a "birth-able" female. However, Chris has not to this day had any type of procedure done to drastically alter his body. It was revealed in September of that year that he often would force his penis to be tucked using a makeshift harness.<ref>[[Un-clit]]</ref>
A fan would reach out to Chris during this time, and ask about his preferred gender and pronouns, and Chris would mention that he is indifferent. In addition, Chris would begin attending the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] around this time as well.

It was not until 2015 when Chris would change his mind regarding his indifference of pronouns, and would begin to call himself a "Lesbian TransWoman" marking the beginning of his transition from tomgirl to a transgender woman.<ref>[[Facebook#Contact and Basic Info]]</ref>

==Post Tomgirl Saga==

==More Extreme Examples of Dysphoria==

==Psychological symptoms==
According to DSM-5, the symptoms for gender dysphoria are:

*A strong desire to be of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A strong desire to be treated as a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A significant incongruence between one's experienced or expressed gender and one's sexual characteristics
*A strong desire for the sexual characteristics of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*A strong desire to be rid of one's sexual characteristics due to incongruence with one's experienced or expressed gender
*A strong conviction that one has the typical reactions and feelings of a gender other than one's assigned gender
*Associated with clinically significant distress or impairment

==See also==
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Transgender]]
*[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Notes}}

{{Health}}
[[Category:Gender dysphoria]]

Praetor

2023-12-04T02:59:18Z

TopHatGuy: /* Minor Members */ ce

{{Unreliable|type=cred|The members are all infamous attention seekers, and merely got in touch with Chris with the sole intent of piggybacking off his notoriety on the internet.|The members will occasionally say edgy and disgusting things purely for shock value.<ref>[[:File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?|Caden Peck<ref>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}
{{quote| And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>}}
[[File:PraetorLogo.jpg|400px|thumb|Praetor's logo]]
{{Infobox Person
|image = Cadenimagehighquality.png
|title = Caden Peck
|name = Caden Michael Peck
|gender = Male
|day = 27
|month = 9
|year = 2002
|aliases = Praetor tinyhorse01
|race = White
|nationality = [[American]]
|occupation = Owner of Praetor LLC Owner of [[OfficialCWCmart]] Owner of Essential Estate LLC Illegal Drug Manufactoring
|saga = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Praetor LLC''' (sometimes referred to as "'''The Praetors'''") is a group of edgy Gen-Z businesspeople led by '''Caden Michael Peck''' (born 27 September [[2002]]), also known as '''tinyhorse01''', a 21-year old man who owns multiple LLCs and was recently charged with three felonies for illegally producing psilocybin mushrooms.

They first came into contact with Chris to produce and sell ''Sonichu'' and CWC themed products on their [[Etsy]] store [[OfficialCWCmart]], with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In mid-December 2020, Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. Praetor has since expanded to other, more bizarre, products, some produced by the group, and others by Chris. Chris's income split for products made by him is unknown. As of [[2023]], they have had more than 3000 sales and have made hundreds of thousands of dollars out of OfficialCWCmart.

During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris continued communicating with them, mailing them art from jail, which they added to [[OfficialCWCmart]]. Caden began coming up with plans to help Chris, including various attempts to kick [[Barb]] out of [[14 Branchland Court]], including a $150,000 planned fundraiser to do so.

Upon Chris's being released from jail, they have become even more involved, as seen in the highly edited new videos which all promote [[OfficialCWCmart]]. In [[November 2023]], evidence hinting at Chris living at a house which Caden bought - or at the very least using that house as a studio - emerged on [[Kiwi Farms]].

==Minor Members==
[[File:Praetor_Instagram_tags_copy-min.png|350px|thumb|From left to right, Annie Ikenberry, most likely Cabell, Caden Peck, and Chris. Not pictured is Owen Sundstrom, the only other known member of Praetor at the time.]]
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref name=naughtdms>[[Naught DMs#Praetor]]</ref>}}

While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there have been numerous other people involved in the group, possibly more. Since Chris's arrest in 2021, it is unknown if any of the members besides Caden are still involved with the Praetor brand, though the only one confirmed to not be a part of the brand is Owen Sundstrom, who claimed he was kicked out after trying to stop Chris from being exploited.

Recently, there has been theorization that [[Flutter]] is a member of Praetor, however this has not been confirmed.

===Annibelle Ikenberry===
'''Annibelle "Annie" Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In [[Taser Discussion]], Caden implies that her OnlyFans was one of Praetor's business ventures, and that she had created it to make money for Praetor. According to Chris, she is "psychically able". In a 17 [[February 2021]] discussion with the [[Watchmen]], Chris confessed that he had considered her for a possible relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>

===Owen Sundstrom===
'''Owen Scott Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is a co-founder of Praetor. He was present at the [[Goochland Library Sermon]], where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant. According to Chris, Owen is "like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs". Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's [[The Place chats - Lore Mashup|dream about a golden disc]].<ref name=naughtdms></ref>

In [[June 2021]], a Christorian left a comment on Owen's [[Instagram]], writing<ref name=oweninsta>[[:File:OwenInsta.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Can’t believe such a pretty face could be such a scummy person. Trying to convince an autistic man to tease himself while simultaneously making thousands of dollars by using said autistic man’s internet notoriety}}

Owen responded to this:

{{quoteboxred|🤣 awe u think I’m pretty? Also that wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,, however I do regret starting preator,, I was the wizard, not the business man}}

===Cabell===
'''Cabell''' is described by Chris in the [[Naught DMs]] as "psychically inclined, but she's the artist." Unlike the other members of Praetor, virtually nothing is known about her. When the [[Incest Call]] leaked, there was speculation that Cabell was a nickname for [[Bella]]; however, Chris's mention of Cabell in the DMs predates his earliest interaction with Bella. Cabell is most likely the blonde woman featured in the [[Instagram]] photo of Praetor and Chris at a Chinese restaurant. Initially, Praetor mistagged the blonde woman, linking an unrelated account to her.

Given that Chris has referred to Cabell as the artist, it can be assumed that she creates the medallions, as Chris has mentioned that the artist of the group was the one who created them.

===Isabella Loretta Janke===
{{main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}

'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', a troll most infamous for her horrid actions and [[Incest Call|revealing Chris's incestuous affair with his mother]], had relations with Praetor. They commissioned her to animate [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation of Chris and the Sonichu characters, which Chris uploaded to his YouTube channel. Despite her minimal role in the group, Chris has repeatedly referred to her as a member of Praetor, possibly alluding to more interactions between Bella and Praetor that have not been leaked.

===Golden Church of Sonichu members===
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}

Messages from the [[Discord]] server [[Golden Church of Sonichu]] show that the members were working with Praetor. One member was supposedly making a video game, another was working on CGI for Praetor's [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|Chris Chan movie]], and another was making Chris Chan themed clothes. These members presumably stopped their interactions with Chris once he got arrested.

==Before Chris==
Caden, Annie and Owen all went to the same school, {{w|Goochland High School}}. [[Larry Vaughn]] claims that Praetor was "the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the [[Teen Troon Squad]] before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine"<ref name=larryvaughn>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Info Dump]]</ref>. [[Larry Vaughn]] referred to Owen Sundstrom as a "co-founder" of Praetor<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-15#post-8333293</ref>, which was confirmed in an Instagram messages by Owen, where he states that he regrets "starting preator"<ref name=oweninsta></ref>.

Caden claims that Praetor has been around since [[2017]], working with "creative types".<ref name =q&a>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Praetor_Arrives,_Chris_Writes_his_Sermon,_More_Bible Discussion|Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>. If this is true, Caden would have been 14 or 15 years old at the time of Praetor's creation. Caden also claims that they worked with Kevin Baugh, founder of the {{w|Republic of Molossia}} ([[Molvanîa|no relation]]), and wrote a dissertation for him in order to officiate Molossia as a sovereign nation.<ref name=q&a></ref>

Praetor used to have a dedicated website, but was taken down by Caden due to the domain costs. He decided that instead of waiting to have "eccentric people" find him, he would personally reach out to them himself.<ref name=q&a></ref> [[Naught]] once claimed that Praetor went after other lolcows before Chris, including Tommy Tooter, whom they tried to make products for.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/</ref>

==The Beginning==
===Meeting Chris===
[[File:OGGoldenMedallion.jpg|200px|thumb|The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris]]
[[File:Praetor3.jpg|250px|thumb|Chris in a meeting with Caden]]
{{quote|I've always known about Christine. She always struck me as unique in the sense that she is probably one of the most famous people ever who has profited the least from her fame.
When I heard that she had tried to launch a store before, but been overwhelmed, I knew that there was a chance at profit. I run almost everything I do privately, so I reached out to Christine myself.|Caden<ref name=q&a></ref>}}

On 21 [[September 2020]], a "trio of fans" came to Chris's door with a golden [[Medallion|Sonichu medallion,]] crafted by "the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it". The "tall boys" had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell Sonichu medallions.<ref name=placeassociates>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)|The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)]]</ref> Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.

{{quote|They have their business based in Goochland.

And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.|Chris<ref name=placeassociates></ref>}}

===Introduced to the Watchmen===

On 22 [[September 2020]], Chris made a post on [[The Place]] [[Discord]] server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some "new associates".<ref name=placeassociates></ref> He mentions that they were going to talk about "the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while." After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.

On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the [[Watchmen]] again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC<ref>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Patreon_Troubles,_Chris's_Online_Social_Life,_%22The_Boys,%22_Praetor_LLC_Revealed|Patreon Troubles, Chris's Online Social Life, The Boys, Praetor LLC Revealed]]</ref>. On 3 October, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a "lore bible".<ref>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Lore_Bible_Discussion|Lore Bible Discussion]]</ref>. On the 15th, Praetor's [[Discord]] account, run by Caden Peck, joined the [[The Place]] Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.<ref name =q&a></ref>

{{collapsible|Chat Excerpts|{{quoteboxnavy|We'll initially be only selling Medallions. These act as a trial run, testing market interest. Along the way, we will add more products. These will include but not be limited to comics, cards, and possibly amino figurines.}}
{{quoteboxnavy|It costs about 3 dollars per medallion. We sell them for 25 apiece, as to match our competitors. Etsy brand imposters are selling Medallions for 25-30. To uproot them, we must match or go below their prices.

If business is good, we'll increase sales by discounting them, selling them for 15-20}}
{{quoteboxnavy|In order to emulate Sonichu's original medallion, they are stamped in a mold we made and baked. Then, painted. We mail them from our own company pocket for a while, as it is cheaper then registration with a mailing company. When we get big enough, we can afford to register and get discounted shipping services}}
{{quoteboxnavy|We've not shipped any yet, so we only have estimates. It won't be more then a few dollars.
The medallions are not large not heavy.}}
{{quoteboxnavy|We signed a confidentiality agreement with Sonichu, as we are a company. If Sonichu gives her consent, I can disclose profit splits and profit estimates.}}
{{quoteboxnavy| We've worked with creative types for about 3 years now. You may recognize a few of my more eccentric clients!
Have any of you ever heard of Molossia?}}

After being asked if they sold merch for Molossia:

{{quoteboxnavy|We don't only do merch. We helped him find someone to write a dissertation on the micronation's sovereignty.

He's using that to try and officiate his territory as a nation.

More power to him, I suppose.

What do y'all do? I'm excited to be working with this team.}}
{{quoteboxnavy|I used to have a website, but due to domain costs I took it down. When it comes to clients, I find that it's easier to find eccentric people then to have them find you. If you're interested in partnership or a meeting, I've been transitioning us to social media. We have a new twitter and an Instagram.
Our email is llcpraetor@gmail.com.}}
{{quoteboxnavy|@praetor_llc and the Twitter is @praetor
With social media, I can find my own clientele. Considering that I'm here, seems like things are working out!}}

On another brand named 'Praetor LLC':

{{quoteboxnavy|Oh no, we know about Praetor LLC. They're actually not trademarked, we've talked to them. Their site is a homedone project. The only internationally trademarked Praetor brand is Praetor Technologies.}}
}}

===Introduced to the Public===

On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give [[Goochland Library Sermon|a sermon at Goochland library]], where he spewed his [[Dimensional Merge]] delusions. This spiel was done in front of a large screen displaying the Praetor logo. When it was eventually released on YouTube, it started with a loud dramatic opening, commissioned from an unknown source. They also added sarcastic captions, mocking Chris. The Praetor members took photos with Chris after the sermon.

<center><gallery>
File:Tinyhorse02.png|With Caden.
File:Praetor4.jpg|With Owen.
File:Praetor5.jpg|Arguably one of the most iconic images of Chris out there, appearing on news articles and on his Wikitubia page</gallery></center>

On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant. One of these images included the members' Instagram handles, making it very easy for them to get doxxed.

<center><gallery>
File:PraetorLLC.jpg|
File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|With [[Instagram]] handles
</gallery></center>

On 13 [[November 2020]], Chris uploaded [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation that Praetor had commissioned from [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. After this, Bella began regularly chatting with Chris, [[Incest Call|eventually becoming rather infamous for unrelated reasons]].

===Starting the Etsy shop===

[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor somehow manages to make the medallion look ''worse'']]
[[File:RedRobe.jpg|300px|thumb|Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robe, sold an year after the server died out]]

In December, Praetor created an Etsy shop for Chris, [[OfficialCWCmart]], where they sell Sonichu medallions and other merchandise. The medallions sold by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look.

{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}

On 7 [[December 2020]], Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. A month later, they had made $5,900 worth of sales on their medallion product,<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#The Watchmen Think Chris Should Get All of Praetor's Sales Money]]</ref> though information such as their operating costs is unknown, as is how much profit the group members had after expenses. In mid-January 2021, Chris confirmed having received nearly $400 in small cash amounts for his share.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor]]</ref>.

Many people have criticized Praetor for this income split, most notably the [[Watchmen]], however this is only a split for one of their products, one not made by Chris, and it is unknown what the split is for other products. However, when an [[Instagram]] user accused Owen Sundstrom of exploiting Chris for money, he responded, seemingly implying that Praetor was indeed exploiting Chris.

{{quote|That wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,,|Owen<ref name=oweninsta></ref>}}

====Golden Church of Sonichu====
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}
Praetor also created a [[Discord]] server, [[Golden Church of Sonichu]], which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Caden often posted in there too, giving insight into Praetor's bizarre plans.

{{quote|-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.

-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.

-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.

-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.

-Test footage for [REDACTED] has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.|Caden<ref>[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]</ref>}}

Upon hacking into [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]'s account, [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|a short clip]] showing the behind-the-scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do, while he's supposedly standing next to [[Rosechu]], who would be added in post as a CGI character.

==Taser Controversy==
{{see also|Taser}}
[[File:PraetorSignedTaser.png|300px|thumb|The Taser]]
[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|250px|The image featured in the instagram post]]
[[File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg|thumb|250px|A message left for a customer who bought a taser]]

On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)</ref>}}

Praetor later claimed this was for promotion of sales of autographed tasers.

===Conflict with the Watchmen===
{{see also|Taser Discussion}}
{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}
In [[February 2021]], Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref name=thinking>[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser‎]]</ref>

The Watchmen confronted Caden about this, saying that it was dangerous for Praetor to be allowing Chris to use it and that Chris could hurt himself. In response, Caden insisted that Chris would be safe and that the group would act with safety in mind, that he would not permanently possess one of their tasers, and that the version Chris would use is a lower-powered one than the items Praetor would be selling.<ref name=thinking></ref> Eventually, both parties began insulting each other on Discord. They eventually agreed to have [[Taser Discussion|a call]] about the issue, in which the Watchmen berate Caden about the issue.

Near the end of the call, [[Watchmen]] member [[Val]] jokingly asked if Praetor could get Chris to tase himself on video, to which Chris responded saying that he'd be willing too. Everyone is shocked by this, and Caden attempts to dissuade Chris from tazing himself.

After this call, the [[Watchmen]] gained an intense hatred and rivarly for Praetor and especially Caden, seeing him as on the same level as [[Joshua Wise]] or [[Jacob Sockness]]. [[Watchmen]] member [[Naught]] then released that portion of the audio clip, but twisted the context to make it seem like Praetor wanted Chris to tase himself. This rumor was perpetuated by other Watchmen members, and eventually reached [[GiBi]], who made a video claiming it was fact.

===Larry Vaughn===
{{see also|Larry Vaughn}}

Naught then doxxed Caden on the forum, which led to [[Larry Vaughn]] making multiple posts sharing his experiences with Praetor. While many were skeptical of Vaughn's claims, due to him arguably being an unreliable narrator, his [[Larry Vaughn DMs|DMs with Chris]] reveal that he did in fact have a phone call with Caden, meaning his post is most likely true<ref>[[Larry Vaughn DMs#Coded Message for Twitter Users]]</ref>.

{{collapsible|Larry Vaughn's Posts|
{{quote|Still hard to believe that [Caden Peck] legit thought that I was the representative of a group of rich folks that would buy shitty medallions so we could roleplay with Chris in a private Discord server.|Larry Vaughn<ref name=larryvaughn></ref>}}

{{quote|So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine "was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks." I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.

[...]

-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0

-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want

-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me

-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris

-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)|Larry Vaughn<ref name=larryvaughn></ref>}}

{{quote|To be honest Praetor just wants to further enable Chris at this point because doing so makes them money. Like they thought that I put mushrooms in the wine to poison Chris, they thought that they could get money from me, and they also thought that I was like 30 people.|Larry Vaughn<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Praetor]]</ref>}}
}}

===Resold===

In [[2022]], Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on their Etsy shop, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme" for buyers. Etsy quickly removed this listing. Eventually, Praetor created a listing titled 'The Secret Listing', a listing that had no information on what it was. It was later revealed through [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|emails]] that The Secret Listing was a taser, with the fact hidden in order to bypass Etsy guidelines.

One of the people who bought the taser would mail it to the channel SuperMega, where they would unbox it on video<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW5OaHIfMdY&ab_channel=SuperMega</ref>.

==Jail Saga==
{{see also|Praetor Jail Art|OfficialCWCmart#Jail Saga Items}}
[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor's message to a customer who bought a piece of jail art]]

Caden had plans to assemble a posse to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]] at [[Everfree Northwest]]<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref>, and to buy Chris a PC so he could do more streams<ref>[[The_Knights_of_CWC_chats_(July_2021)#The_"Older_Lady_Friend"_Call_(Second_Layer_commentary)|Older Lady Friend Call]]</ref>, however both of these plans were cut short by Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] after he [[Affair With Mother|fucked his mother]]. After Chris got kicked out of his house for this, he contacted Caden to try and get his assistance in finding a hotel, though it is unknown how Caden responded to this<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref>.

===Continued Business===
{{quote|Caden (Praetor) is genuinely one who is able to speak on my behalf when appropriate, and is in friendship and business association with I in mutual agreements|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022]]</ref>}}
Praetor continued to talk to Chris. At one point, Chris mentioned that Caden was working on publishing the "Goddess Log", his jail diary<ref>[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]</ref>.

In [[May 2022]], Praetor began selling [[Praetor Jail Art|art that Chris made in jail]], making their contact with Chris much more obvious. They also added [[Jail Medallion Promotions|audio clips]] of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy. Aside from these, the products sold on [[OfficialCWCmart]] became increasingly strange, including arrowheads, cult robes, and signed g-fuel.

In [[June 2022]], Chris started mentioning Caden in his letters, expressing his desire to have [[Helena Fiorenza]] collaborate with him<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]</ref>, though Caden did not respond when Helena attempted to do so<ref name=july21>[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]</ref>.

===Getting Barb out of 14BC===

In [[July 2022]], Chris began writing in letters about his newfound hatred of [[Barb]]. He told Caden to check if Barb was still at [[14 Branchland Court]], which he did. Caden told Chris that she was still there and refused to leave, after which Chris instructed Caden to call the police on her.

{{quote|By Caden’s confirmation, Barbara was still at the Sonichu Temple; Redneck and Stubborn. So, giving him the list of her charable crimes, including pet negigance/mistreatment, suicide threats, emotional manipulation and abuse upon I, and ADA’s law of using someone else’s SSI, I have instructed Caden alone, to call the police on her.|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>.}}

The two decided on starting a $150,000 fundraiser to pay off Chris's mortgages and debts, and to put Barb in an Elderly Care Home, with the help of [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] and [[Helena]]<ref name=july21></ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)]]</ref>.

{{quote|Caden is working on persuading [Barb] and presenting her with the Truths of the Legality. [...] I have just sent a letter to Caden with all the specifics, and the one public letter and drawing on the matter, in organizing an online fundraiser to raise $150,000 to pay off the mortgage and debts, and some left to pay for her to start off in an Elderly Care Home|Chris<ref name=july21></ref>}}

After Kenneth critized Caden for this, Chris fired back angrily.

{{quote| And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>}}

This fundraiser predictably failed, and ended with Kengle, Helena and [[Eels]] cutting ties with Chris<ref>[[Excommunication letter]]</ref>.

===Interview===
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}
In [[March 2023]], Praetor had [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with a [[Kiwi Farms]] user. In this interview, they claim that Chris calls them twice about the Etsy store. They also claim that the store has earned Chris a lot of money, despite him still being in jail.

{{quote|Chris calls twice a week to deal with the store, as no listings are made with out his express oversight. As for the cease and desists, we'd just advise that folk stay out of any trouble. Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated.|Praetor}}

They claim that the reason Chris hasn't sent any letters or had any visitors is because [[David Heilberg]], Chris's lawyer, advised them to not let any "ill-meaning folk" near Chris.

{{quote|Both the lack of recent letters and having no visitors is intentional, as Heilberg advised us to close any way for ill-meaning folk to get close.|Praetor}}

They offer more insider knowledge on Chris, such as the fact that he has grown a beard in prison, and that he has plans to return, with strange aspirations as well. None of these claims have been confirmed true, so it's ideal to take them with a grain of salt, however, Chris did [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|in fact return]], as foretold by Praetor.

==Post-jail involvement==
{{see also|OfficialCWCmart#Post-Jail Saga Items}}
[[File:Coveredsonchu.png|250px|thumb|What appears to be [[Son-Chu]], covered up so trolls wouldn't spot it, spotted on a Google Maps view of Caden's house]]
After plenty of sightings online and [[Post-jail sightings|offline]], Chris finally made his grand return in [[October 2023]]. Along with Chris's return, [[OfficialCWCmart]] returned as well, stocked with a plethora of new items. This included new [[Medallions|Sonichu medallions]], with brand new pictures of Chris in front of a green screen, new promotions of [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]], and [[2021 Lost Commissions|dozens upon dozens of lost commissions]] that Chris drew for the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser in [[2021]]

Chris's new videos from this point forward were incredibly high quality (for Chris's standards), making it very likely that Praetor is behind these videos, as they have previous experience with high-quality editing and Chris uses the same green screen which is used in the Etsy store. Chris also consistently promotes [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description of these videos.

===Big Island House===

In [[June 2023]], a property in [[Big Island]] was transferred to Caden Peck, along with an LLC he registered called "Essential Estate LLC", for $235,000. In [[November 2023]], [[Kiwi Farms]] users managed to find evidence hinting at Chris living at the property, or at the very least using it as a studio. Firstly, Chris's [[November 2023 social media posts|P.O Box]] is only 22 minutes from the house, and Chris has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|previously sighted in Big Island]]. In an October 2023 Google Streetview, a car covered by a sheet can be seen outside the house, with a tire suspiciously similar to Chris's car. Lastly, in Chris's recent streams, we have occasionally gotten glimpses of his house, with one of the doors appearing in the streams perfectly matching up with a listing for the property.

Caden does not actually live with Chris, as he has another residence in Maryville, Missouri. This is shown when, a month after buying the Big Island house, four felonies were filed against Caden by Maryville authorities for allegedly illegally manufacturing and delivering psilocybin mushrooms, for which he received 5 years probation and 19 days in jail.<ref>https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268&inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket</ref><ref>https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268-01&inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket</ref><ref>https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/REDACTED%20PC%20STATEMENT%20PECK.PDF?courtCode=04&di=921031</ref> Further indication that Caden does not live in Big Island is in the [[October 2023]] livestream [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]], in which Chris turns off the stream in order to respond to a phone call from Caden.

==See also==
*[[OfficialCWCmart]]
*[[Praetor Jail Art]]
*[[Goochland Library Sermon]]
*[[Taser]]
*[[Taser Discussion]]
*[[2021 Lost Commissions]]
*[[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
*[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA]]
*[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]
*[[March 2023 Praetor Interview]]

==External links==
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram (deleted)]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart Praetor's Etsy]

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''25 October'''
**'''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 4]]''' is uploaded.
**Chris records '''[[Stay Lively Tuned]]'''.
*'''24 October'''
**[[October 2023 social media posts#Minecraft server|'''Chris writes on Twitter''']] looking for people to help him in building a hub on his [[Minecraft]] server.
**Chris is [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(October)|'''spotted at a Walmart in Lynchburg''']].
**'''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 3]]''' is uploaded.
*'''23 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2]]''' is uploaded .
*'''21 October''' - Chris views and comments '''[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30|during a livestream]]''' on Geno Samuel's YouTube channel.
*'''18 October'''
**Chris begins '''[[October 2023 social media posts|posting avidly on Twitter]]'''. He continues to rage about MLPG5, talks about Elon Musk's changes to Twitter, and comments on the current Israel situation.
**Chris uploads '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1]]'''
*'''17 October'''
**'''[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
**Chris subscribes to [[Twitter]] Blue.
*'''16 October'''
**'''[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
** [[Praetor]]'s Etsy store [[OfficialCWCmart]] has become active again, uploading various art commissions from 2021 along with '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Post_Jail_Medallions|new photos of Chris]]'''.
**Chris's Twitter account makes a post '''[[October 2023 social media posts#Second Coming|referencing the "second coming"]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''19 October''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor|Cash from Praetor]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 September''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Depression Over Reality|Depression Over Reality]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''8 September''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue|Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''4 September''' - [[The Place chats (May 2021)#Chris and Relationships|Chris and Relationships]] from [[May 2021]]
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
*'''6 August''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play|Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play]] from [[August 2020]].


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Liquid Chris

2023-10-25T08:14:30Z

TopHatGuy: /* Epilogue */

{{Troll}}
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Liquid Chris
| name = Christopher Morton Duckworth Jon Duckworth
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|aliases = CChanSonichuCWC Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother, musical body double)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Dr. Christopher Morton Duckworth'''; born July 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler, and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth'''. Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
On 21 [[June 2009]], Liquid would create his youtube channel 'CChanSonichuCWC', under the premise that he was the real [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Solid Chris did not notice his channel at first, until 21 [[July 2009]]. Liquid would upload [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Now_Selling_the_OFFICIAL_and_ORIGINAL_SONICHU_Merchandise_of_CWC,_NO_FAKERIES_OR_IMPOSTORY|a video]] where he talked about him selling offical [[Sonichu]] merch at Otakun, an anime and video game convention.

This video caught the attention of [[Jack Thaddeus]], who sent the video to his daughter Samantha, stating 'This man was at otakon, He made some MAD CASH! He made an opening confession and all. Tell me what you think?'. In reality, this was [[Solid Chris]] pretending to be Sam in an attempt to get his [[PSN]] accounts back from Jack. Upon seeing the video, Solid would [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#YouTube_comments_from_Ian|rage in the comments]] and make a [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#Video|response video]] to Liquid, offically starting the saga.

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. The saga started as just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously, and Duckworth simply went along with it once noticed by the man himself. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper, never ''Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic'')
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumors
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

==Epilogue==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|250px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

After Solid Chris [[The MovingFoward videos|destroyed his PS3]] in an attempt to get a $9000 bounty, [[Surfshack Tito]] would mistakenly give the money to Liquid, under the belief that he was Solid.

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

===Farewell to Trolling===

After ending his saga, Liquid wrote a long farewell to trolling, before leaving the 'inner circle' <ref>[[User:Bystander/Liquid's letter]] Note that [[Clyde Cash]] himself edited the page</ref>. Some people think that details such as Liquid trolling Solid for the recognition of [[Wikipedia:Hayden Panettiere|Hayden Panettiere]] and being a conservative are ironic, but former trolls have confirmed that these are both unironic<ref> https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-734</ref>.

{{quote|He originally did it to impress Hayden Panettiere. He was contacted by someone from PVCC (might've been champ, I forgot who). He was a conservative. The rest of the stuff is all legit.
|Former PVCC member 'Hollywood Hulk Hogan'}}

{{collapsible|Farewell to Trolling|It was March of 2009 that I discovered Chris-Chan thanks to an anonymous source. Slowly, at first, and then knowing in horror the full extent; it was like watching an accident happen in slow motion and then all of a sudden the car explodes and the passengers’ burned carcasses are ejected onto a bridge, causing havoc and crashes and ultimately wrecking the bridge. That’s what Chris-Chan was like to my life.

But I still worked diligently and carried on with life as normal, as much as I possibly could, with the disturbing knowledge creeping silently in the back of my mind.

On June 21, 2009, I realized that I had a problem. I had some irrational crush on Hayden Panettiere. It was summer, I was stuck at home, there’d be no hope of going to L.A. and getting some fairy-tale like treatment and ending up together with her and living happily ever after. So I thought. What could I do to express my anguish at possibly never coming in contact with her or gaining her attention? I had to gain her attention. Do something… strange, and epic. Something that would dispel my boredom. I thought of the Chris-Chan impersonation I’d been doing off-and-online Left 4 Dead on Xbox live.

So I went into my guest room and typed up a script containing most of my favorite Chris-Chan lines. It wasn’t that great of a script, and it was a dumb idea. It was also one in the morning, which meant that if I talked louder than usual, my dad’d wake up with supersonic hearing and bust my ass and make me go to sleep. I obtained an awkward-looking brown and tan polo. I turned on the camera and I just let it all out.

About a week later, I saw that the creator of Sonichu: The Animated Series commented on the impression I’d posted. Though, in my mind, it was still more about Hayden Panettiere than getting recognized for a good impersonation. Still, I was quite surprised, to say the least. I quickly responded in kind and then put up another video, this time addressing him. He was impressed and asked me to start voicing Chris-Chan for the Animated Series.

I was honored and flattered that his crew didn’t reject my attempt at being funny. I made friends with the lot of them and then joined their production team, Stretch Douche. We talked quite a bit on Skype. It was the first time in a while I’d really felt involved with an internet community, so I kept it going.

Soon enough, one of the editors of the CWCki, Champthom, contacted me on my Youtube account. He asked if I’d make a specialized video talking about my Sonichu merchandise, since someone had told Chris that someone else was selling them at Otakon. Already knee-deep in the CWC stuff, I couldn’t refuse the offer.

Then, on July 22, Chris-Chan posted a video. Rage that he hadn’t shown since the days of Clyde Cash and Jimmy Hill. And it was all directed… at me. I woke up that morning, signed on Skype, and Spazkid instantly told me all about what happened. I went to check the video and I was stunned. Stunned would be an understatement. I’d realized that Hayden Panettiere was no longer relevant. I’d gotten Chris to respond to me. To me. A random Youtube user. It wasn’t ‘til later that I’d learn the Field Agents were more involved.

I’d applied to PVCC about a month earlier with the nickname “KneelToGeneralZod.” It got lost in the void and I never received a reply. Another Youtuber who described himself as “Bryan Bash” contacted me and offered to get me right into the PVCC. Already I felt like I’d accomplished enough, that this was as good as it was going to get and perhaps I should stop making videos for lord knows what could happen if everyone suddenly stopped playing along.

I went on the PVCC for the first time to find out how big of a deal it was; this was a much larger, active community than I’d ever expected. People who I’d never heard before were hailing my actions as heroic, and blessed them for producing a bounty of beautiful tard-rage. I made my first post, and people knew I was there.

It wasn’t long before I made another video. This time, I doubled down on CWC’s jealousy and showed off the “merch” I’d taken a couple hours to gather together beforehand. It was a hit. Obviously, “the man in the brown striped shirt” was getting to him.

Things were quiet. I enjoyed the Animated Series episodes remade with my own voice with ferocity. Then, I got an invitation from Yoko to join the Mumble chats. I’d heard only vaguely about Mumble, the things I did know were that Chris actually used the program to talk with Clyde Cash, and that it was a sister version of Skype. I followed Yoko’s instructions and fell through the rabbit hole.

It took me a second to realize who I was surrounded by. The only familiar faces were Yoko and Champthom. Everyone else was an enigma, until—near the bottom of the screen, NO, it couldn’t have been. Clyde Cash? The legend himself? I simply remember thinking that if this was indeed Clyde, then everyone else here was important. What had I stumbled upon? What had I gotten myself into? I don’t know any of these guys. I’m just some kid who did a Chris-Chan impersonation. And, yet, here I was in the central of the ‘inner circle,’ the ‘dedicated trolls.’

I couldn’t help but feel humbled. They accepted me as one of their own. I was in shock to meet, never mind befriend some extremely important people that I’d only just read about and admired. Clyde, Bluespike, Ivy, Emily, canine, and many others. Each with their own saga or contribution. This can’t be happening, I thought. But it did. And the story unfolded right before my very eyes. I collaborated with Clyde to make a fake Mumble chat. I tricked some hipsters who wanted to make money off of Chris-Chan. I got my own ED page with nothing but praise, eventually being featured on the front page for an entire day. Keep in mind, this ‘inner circle’ was with me the entire way. I can’t thank them enough.

Now, however, it’s time for me to make my long-overdue au revoir. People don’t know where I’ve been for the last two or three weeks. I haven’t talked to my best friend in three weeks. I’ve tried everything I could to manage my life and not look like a basement dweller. But it’s not who I am. The real me is an ambitious, overly-driven young man studying and working to become an M.D., eventually a surgeon. But I can’t have these dual lives and expect to have time for it all. I have to pick one, and I think it’s pretty clear which road I’m taking.

School for me starts soon. I’ve got time before then to catch up on my studies, but it’s not going to be easy. It is, however, necessary. And I hate to say it but even though I want to be around to find out what goes on behind the scenes after my “saga” is over, I can’t.

It’s been fantastic, invidious, terrifying, and gut-bustingly hilarious. But I’ve got to return to normal life. It’s simply gone on too long for me. And if you think that I’m being way too self-centered here, well, I am. And I’m sorry. But it’s the only way. I feel a certain sadness by leaving you all with no prior acknowledgement. However, it IS the only way. If I can say a few things before I’m gone, I’d like to.

Admins: Please ban my account after I post this message. I can’t be tempted to distraction, and it kills me that I won’t get to say goodbye to anyone individually after this whole ordeal.

PVCC, en generale: You’ve all been awesome to me. More than I deserve. Keep on doing what you’re doing, because you’re doing it right. I hope you’ll keep the spirit of how awesome this was alive.

Mumble: I’m sorry I can’t do as many CWC impersonations for you, whether reading emails, joking around, or tricking people or Chris himself. I do apologize for that. Well, you're cool people. You're the nerdiest fucking people that I've ever met in my life and my friends would disown me if they ever knew I was associating myself with you, but you’re just great.

My ego: I’m sorry that the gigantic boost has to end. But I can only keep a fine balance between humbleness and elitism, and you know that.

Clyde: I’m sorry we never got to debate politics. You seem quite progressive to me, a stark, conservative Republican. We’d have a hell of a time discussing history and policy. And I’ll get those audiobook lines to you, soon.

Gen: Thanks for being such a good sport. Your life is horrible and cursed, and I’m glad I could make it better for at least a bit. Anyone who put me in fan art: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m keeping all of it.

It’s hard to talk about all this like tomorrow will be the same. But I’m going now. Maybe you’ll hear about me pioneering some surgical technique or medical research. Maybe you’ll read my column in the paper or hear my radio show. I don’t know what the future holds, but trolling can’t be a part of it anymore, and I’m crushed to admit that.

I didn’t think I’d make nearly as many friends and acquaintances over the summer as I have right here, and on Youtube. It’ll be hard to leave you all like this. I didn’t think I’d make any new friends at all. But you have proven me wrong. I have one final request, for all of you that are reading this or have scrolled to the bottom since it’s tl;dr: Please, if my true identity does get leaked (which it almost certainly will), I ask that you’ll do what you can to keep it under wraps.

Cover for me, if you will. Be vigilant. Believe. And thank you all so very, very much.

Sincerely, CChanSonichuCWC

PS: I JUST WON THE GAME :awesome:}}

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Solid acts as Liquid, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

Solid has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Solid ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Solid impersonated Liquid who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t=4424s Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-13.JPG]]</ref>

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|Venom "[[Jail Saga|Punished]]" Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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Liquid Chris

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{{Troll}}
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Liquid Chris
| name = Christopher Morton Duckworth Jon Duckworth
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|aliases = CChanSonichuCWC Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother, musical body double)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Dr. Christopher Morton Duckworth'''; born July 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler, and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth'''. Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
On 21 [[June 2009]], Liquid would create his youtube channel 'CChanSonichuCWC', under the premise that he was the real [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Solid Chris did not notice his channel at first, until 21 [[July 2009]]. Liquid would upload [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Now_Selling_the_OFFICIAL_and_ORIGINAL_SONICHU_Merchandise_of_CWC,_NO_FAKERIES_OR_IMPOSTORY|a video]] where he talked about him selling offical [[Sonichu]] merch at Otakun, an anime and video game convention.

This video caught the attention of [[Jack Thaddeus]], who sent the video to his daughter Samantha, stating 'This man was at otakon, He made some MAD CASH! He made an opening confession and all. Tell me what you think?'. In reality, this was [[Solid Chris]] pretending to be Sam in an attempt to get his [[PSN]] accounts back from Jack. Upon seeing the video, Solid would [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#YouTube_comments_from_Ian|rage in the comments]] and make a [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#Video|response video]] to Liquid, offically starting the saga.

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. The saga started as just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously, and Duckworth simply went along with it once noticed by the man himself. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper, never ''Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic'')
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumors
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

==Epilogue==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

After Solid Chris [[The MovingFoward videos|destroyed his PS3]] in an attempt to get a $9000 bounty, [[Surfshack Tito]] would mistakenly give the money to Liquid, under the belief that he was Solid.

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

===Farewell to Trolling===

After ending his saga, Liquid wrote a long farewell to trolling, before leaving the 'inner circle' <ref>[[User:Bystander/Liquid's letter]] Note that [[Clyde Cash]] himself edited the page</ref>. Some people think that details such as Liquid trolling Solid for the recognition of [[Wikipedia:Hayden Panettiere|Hayden Panettiere]] and being a conservative are ironic, but former trolls have confirmed that these are both unironic<ref> https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-734</ref>.

{{quote|He originally did it to impress Hayden Panettiere. He was contacted by someone from PVCC (might've been champ, I forgot who). He was a conservative. The rest of the stuff is all legit.
|Former PVCC member 'Hollywood Hulk Hogan'}}

{{collapsible|Farewell to Trolling|It was March of 2009 that I discovered Chris-Chan thanks to an anonymous source. Slowly, at first, and then knowing in horror the full extent; it was like watching an accident happen in slow motion and then all of a sudden the car explodes and the passengers’ burned carcasses are ejected onto a bridge, causing havoc and crashes and ultimately wrecking the bridge. That’s what Chris-Chan was like to my life.

But I still worked diligently and carried on with life as normal, as much as I possibly could, with the disturbing knowledge creeping silently in the back of my mind.

On June 21, 2009, I realized that I had a problem. I had some irrational crush on Hayden Panettiere. It was summer, I was stuck at home, there’d be no hope of going to L.A. and getting some fairy-tale like treatment and ending up together with her and living happily ever after. So I thought. What could I do to express my anguish at possibly never coming in contact with her or gaining her attention? I had to gain her attention. Do something… strange, and epic. Something that would dispel my boredom. I thought of the Chris-Chan impersonation I’d been doing off-and-online Left 4 Dead on Xbox live.

So I went into my guest room and typed up a script containing most of my favorite Chris-Chan lines. It wasn’t that great of a script, and it was a dumb idea. It was also one in the morning, which meant that if I talked louder than usual, my dad’d wake up with supersonic hearing and bust my ass and make me go to sleep. I obtained an awkward-looking brown and tan polo. I turned on the camera and I just let it all out.

About a week later, I saw that the creator of Sonichu: The Animated Series commented on the impression I’d posted. Though, in my mind, it was still more about Hayden Panettiere than getting recognized for a good impersonation. Still, I was quite surprised, to say the least. I quickly responded in kind and then put up another video, this time addressing him. He was impressed and asked me to start voicing Chris-Chan for the Animated Series.

I was honored and flattered that his crew didn’t reject my attempt at being funny. I made friends with the lot of them and then joined their production team, Stretch Douche. We talked quite a bit on Skype. It was the first time in a while I’d really felt involved with an internet community, so I kept it going.

Soon enough, one of the editors of the CWCki, Champthom, contacted me on my Youtube account. He asked if I’d make a specialized video talking about my Sonichu merchandise, since someone had told Chris that someone else was selling them at Otakon. Already knee-deep in the CWC stuff, I couldn’t refuse the offer.

Then, on July 22, Chris-Chan posted a video. Rage that he hadn’t shown since the days of Clyde Cash and Jimmy Hill. And it was all directed… at me. I woke up that morning, signed on Skype, and Spazkid instantly told me all about what happened. I went to check the video and I was stunned. Stunned would be an understatement. I’d realized that Hayden Panettiere was no longer relevant. I’d gotten Chris to respond to me. To me. A random Youtube user. It wasn’t ‘til later that I’d learn the Field Agents were more involved.

I’d applied to PVCC about a month earlier with the nickname “KneelToGeneralZod.” It got lost in the void and I never received a reply. Another Youtuber who described himself as “Bryan Bash” contacted me and offered to get me right into the PVCC. Already I felt like I’d accomplished enough, that this was as good as it was going to get and perhaps I should stop making videos for lord knows what could happen if everyone suddenly stopped playing along.

I went on the PVCC for the first time to find out how big of a deal it was; this was a much larger, active community than I’d ever expected. People who I’d never heard before were hailing my actions as heroic, and blessed them for producing a bounty of beautiful tard-rage. I made my first post, and people knew I was there.

It wasn’t long before I made another video. This time, I doubled down on CWC’s jealousy and showed off the “merch” I’d taken a couple hours to gather together beforehand. It was a hit. Obviously, “the man in the brown striped shirt” was getting to him.

Things were quiet. I enjoyed the Animated Series episodes remade with my own voice with ferocity. Then, I got an invitation from Yoko to join the Mumble chats. I’d heard only vaguely about Mumble, the things I did know were that Chris actually used the program to talk with Clyde Cash, and that it was a sister version of Skype. I followed Yoko’s instructions and fell through the rabbit hole.

It took me a second to realize who I was surrounded by. The only familiar faces were Yoko and Champthom. Everyone else was an enigma, until—near the bottom of the screen, NO, it couldn’t have been. Clyde Cash? The legend himself? I simply remember thinking that if this was indeed Clyde, then everyone else here was important. What had I stumbled upon? What had I gotten myself into? I don’t know any of these guys. I’m just some kid who did a Chris-Chan impersonation. And, yet, here I was in the central of the ‘inner circle,’ the ‘dedicated trolls.’

I couldn’t help but feel humbled. They accepted me as one of their own. I was in shock to meet, never mind befriend some extremely important people that I’d only just read about and admired. Clyde, Bluespike, Ivy, Emily, canine, and many others. Each with their own saga or contribution. This can’t be happening, I thought. But it did. And the story unfolded right before my very eyes. I collaborated with Clyde to make a fake Mumble chat. I tricked some hipsters who wanted to make money off of Chris-Chan. I got my own ED page with nothing but praise, eventually being featured on the front page for an entire day. Keep in mind, this ‘inner circle’ was with me the entire way. I can’t thank them enough.

Now, however, it’s time for me to make my long-overdue au revoir. People don’t know where I’ve been for the last two or three weeks. I haven’t talked to my best friend in three weeks. I’ve tried everything I could to manage my life and not look like a basement dweller. But it’s not who I am. The real me is an ambitious, overly-driven young man studying and working to become an M.D., eventually a surgeon. But I can’t have these dual lives and expect to have time for it all. I have to pick one, and I think it’s pretty clear which road I’m taking.

School for me starts soon. I’ve got time before then to catch up on my studies, but it’s not going to be easy. It is, however, necessary. And I hate to say it but even though I want to be around to find out what goes on behind the scenes after my “saga” is over, I can’t.

It’s been fantastic, invidious, terrifying, and gut-bustingly hilarious. But I’ve got to return to normal life. It’s simply gone on too long for me. And if you think that I’m being way too self-centered here, well, I am. And I’m sorry. But it’s the only way. I feel a certain sadness by leaving you all with no prior acknowledgement. However, it IS the only way. If I can say a few things before I’m gone, I’d like to.

Admins: Please ban my account after I post this message. I can’t be tempted to distraction, and it kills me that I won’t get to say goodbye to anyone individually after this whole ordeal.

PVCC, en generale: You’ve all been awesome to me. More than I deserve. Keep on doing what you’re doing, because you’re doing it right. I hope you’ll keep the spirit of how awesome this was alive.

Mumble: I’m sorry I can’t do as many CWC impersonations for you, whether reading emails, joking around, or tricking people or Chris himself. I do apologize for that. Well, you're cool people. You're the nerdiest fucking people that I've ever met in my life and my friends would disown me if they ever knew I was associating myself with you, but you’re just great.

My ego: I’m sorry that the gigantic boost has to end. But I can only keep a fine balance between humbleness and elitism, and you know that.

Clyde: I’m sorry we never got to debate politics. You seem quite progressive to me, a stark, conservative Republican. We’d have a hell of a time discussing history and policy. And I’ll get those audiobook lines to you, soon.

Gen: Thanks for being such a good sport. Your life is horrible and cursed, and I’m glad I could make it better for at least a bit. Anyone who put me in fan art: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m keeping all of it.

It’s hard to talk about all this like tomorrow will be the same. But I’m going now. Maybe you’ll hear about me pioneering some surgical technique or medical research. Maybe you’ll read my column in the paper or hear my radio show. I don’t know what the future holds, but trolling can’t be a part of it anymore, and I’m crushed to admit that.

I didn’t think I’d make nearly as many friends and acquaintances over the summer as I have right here, and on Youtube. It’ll be hard to leave you all like this. I didn’t think I’d make any new friends at all. But you have proven me wrong. I have one final request, for all of you that are reading this or have scrolled to the bottom since it’s tl;dr: Please, if my true identity does get leaked (which it almost certainly will), I ask that you’ll do what you can to keep it under wraps.

Cover for me, if you will. Be vigilant. Believe. And thank you all so very, very much.

Sincerely, CChanSonichuCWC

PS: I JUST WON THE GAME :awesome:}}

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Solid acts as Liquid, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

Solid has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Solid ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Solid impersonated Liquid who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t=4424s Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-13.JPG]]</ref>

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|Venom "[[Jail Saga|Punished]]" Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg

2023-10-25T08:09:56Z

TopHatGuy: Liquid Chris (Chris Duckworth) and Kacey (Siana Duckworth) post-Liquid Saga

== Summary ==
[[Liquid Chris]] (Chris Duckworth) and [[Kacey]] (Siana Duckworth) post-Liquid Saga

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*'''25 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 4]]''' is uploaded.
*'''24 October'''
**[[October 2023 social media posts#Minecraft server|'''Chris writes on Twitter''']] looking for people to help him in building a hub on his [[Minecraft]] server.
**Chris is [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(October)|'''spotted at a Walmart in Lynchburg''']].
**'''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 3]]''' is uploaded.
*'''23 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2]]''' is uploaded .
*'''21 October''' - Chris views and comments '''[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30|during a livestream]]''' on Geno Samuel's YouTube channel.
*'''18 October'''
**Chris begins '''[[October 2023 social media posts|posting avidly on Twitter]]'''. He continues to rage about MLPG5, talks about Elon Musk's changes to Twitter, and comments on the current Israel situation.
**Chris uploads '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1]]'''
*'''17 October'''
**'''[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
**Chris subscribes to [[Twitter]] Blue.
*'''16 October'''
**'''[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
** [[Praetor]]'s Etsy store [[OfficialCWCmart]] has become active again, uploading various art commissions from 2021 along with '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Post_Jail_Medallions|new photos of Chris]]'''.
**Chris's Twitter account makes a post '''[[October 2023 social media posts#Second Coming|referencing the "second coming"]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''19 October''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor|Cash from Praetor]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 September''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Depression Over Reality|Depression Over Reality]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''8 September''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue|Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''4 September''' - [[The Place chats (May 2021)#Chris and Relationships|Chris and Relationships]] from [[May 2021]]
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
*'''6 August''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play|Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play]] from [[August 2020]].


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2023-10-25T08:03:07Z

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*'''25 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 4]]''' is uploaded.
*'''24 October'''
**[[October 2023 social media posts#Minecraft server|'''Chris writes on Twitter''']] looking for people to help him in building a hub on his [[Minecraft]] server.
**Chris is [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(October)|'''spotted at a Walmart in Lynchburg''']].
**'''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 3]]''' is uploaded.
*'''23 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2]]''' is uploaded .
*'''21 October''' - Chris views and comments '''[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30|during a livestream]]''' on Geno Samuel's YouTube channel.
*'''18 October'''
**Chris begins '''[[October 2023 social media posts|posting avidly on Twitter]]'''. He continues to rage about MLPG5, talks about Elon Musk's changes to Twitter, and comments on the current Israel situation.
**Chris uploads '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1]]'''
*'''17 October'''
**'''[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
**Chris subscribes to [[Twitter]] Blue.
*'''16 October'''
**'''[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
** [[Praetor]]'s Etsy store [[OfficialCWCmart]] has become active again, uploading various art commissions from 2021 along with '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Post_Jail_Medallions|new photos of Chris]]'''.
**Chris's Twitter account makes a post '''[[October 2023 social media posts#Second Coming|referencing the "second coming"]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''19 October''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor|Cash from Praetor]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 September''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Depression Over Reality|Depression Over Reality]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''8 September''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue|Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''4 September''' - [[The Place chats (May 2021)#Chris and Relationships|Chris and Relationships]] from [[May 2021]]
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
*'''6 August''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play|Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play]] from [[August 2020]].


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2023-08-05T20:20:25Z

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== Summary ==
Footage of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg on 4 August 2023.

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2023-08-05T20:19:25Z

TopHatGuy: /* Walmart (August) */

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

Most of the sightings were originally posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. So far, all sightings have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public, and no sightings have thus far resulted in anyone becoming a regular contact with Chris – meaning that Chris has, for the most part, been left alone despite these public sightings receiving extensive documentation.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complemented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly-dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

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==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented, "I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?" When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered, "Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
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On 4 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing [https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744 "Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."] There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined.

[[File:Chris sighting 8Aug2023.mp4]]

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==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Template:Da update

2023-08-05T20:19:10Z

TopHatGuy: oops

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''4 August''' - Chris is sighted at a Walmart in Lynchburg, Virginia and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|is recorded]].'''
*'''1 August''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#Twilight of Christory (June 2021 - July 2021)|Part 8]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]] to [[July 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Final Reminders (June and July 2021)|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean and Aliases|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats#The WCT Continues Self-Aggrandizing|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''20 July''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Dragon Fire Games|is photographed]].'''
*'''16 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Power Shift (June 2021)|Part 7]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Invite to the Knights of CWC (Chris's Final Message to Me)|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean Returns|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris and Praetor Leave the Place|a source]] regarding The Place chats, and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats|The Knights of CWC]].

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 August''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure|Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure]] from [[October 2020]].
*'''1 August''' - [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''31 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#MKR Receives Funko Pop|MKR Receives Funko Pop]] and [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Talk with MKR|Transformers Talk with MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''30 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Funko Pop for MKR|Funko Pop for MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''23 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet|Considering Buying Meet & Greet]] from [[January 2020]].
*'''22 July''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Real Sonichu Fancomic|The Real Sonichu Fancomic]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''15 July''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE|Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]] from [[November 2020]]


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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-08-05T20:18:17Z

TopHatGuy: /* Walmart (August) */

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

Most of the sightings were originally posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. So far, all sightings have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public, and no sightings have thus far resulted in anyone becoming a regular contact with Chris – meaning that Chris has, for the most part, been left alone despite these public sightings receiving extensive documentation.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complemented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly-dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

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==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented, "I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?" When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered, "Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
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On 5 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing [https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744 "Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."] There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined.

[[File:Chris sighting 8Aug2023.mp4]]

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-08-05T20:17:57Z

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{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

Most of the sightings were originally posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. So far, all sightings have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public, and no sightings have thus far resulted in anyone becoming a regular contact with Chris – meaning that Chris has, for the most part, been left alone despite these public sightings receiving extensive documentation.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complemented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly-dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented, "I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?" When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered, "Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
{{incomplete|article=false}}
On 5 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing in Lynchburg at what appears to be a Walmart, writing [https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744 "Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."] There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined.

[[File:Chris sighting 8Aug2023.mp4]]

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Template:Da update

2023-08-05T20:08:55Z

TopHatGuy:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''5 August''' - Chris is sighted at a Walmart in Lynchburg, Virginia and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|is recorded]].'''
*'''1 August''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#Twilight of Christory (June 2021 - July 2021)|Part 8]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]] to [[July 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Final Reminders (June and July 2021)|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean and Aliases|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats#The WCT Continues Self-Aggrandizing|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''20 July''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Dragon Fire Games|is photographed]].'''
*'''16 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Power Shift (June 2021)|Part 7]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Invite to the Knights of CWC (Chris's Final Message to Me)|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean Returns|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris and Praetor Leave the Place|a source]] regarding The Place chats, and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats|The Knights of CWC]].

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 August''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure|Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure]] from [[October 2020]].
*'''1 August''' - [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''31 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#MKR Receives Funko Pop|MKR Receives Funko Pop]] and [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Talk with MKR|Transformers Talk with MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''30 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Funko Pop for MKR|Funko Pop for MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''23 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet|Considering Buying Meet & Greet]] from [[January 2020]].
*'''22 July''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Real Sonichu Fancomic|The Real Sonichu Fancomic]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''15 July''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE|Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]] from [[November 2020]]


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Template:Da update

2023-08-05T20:05:53Z

TopHatGuy: update

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''5 August''' - Chris is sighted at a Walmart in Lynchburg, Virginia and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|is recorded]].'''
*'''1 August''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#Twilight of Christory (June 2021 - July 2021)|Part 8]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]] to [[July 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Final Reminders (June and July 2021)|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean and Aliases|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats#The WCT Continues Self-Aggrandizing|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''20 July''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg and '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Dragon Fire Games|is photographed]].'''
*'''16 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Power Shift (June 2021)|Part 7]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Invite to the Knights of CWC (Chris's Final Message to Me)|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean Returns|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris and Praetor Leave the Place|a source]] regarding The Place chats, and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''8 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Days of Quiet (March 2021 - June 2021)|Part 6]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[March 2021]] to [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Questions for Chris and Barb|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris's Psychic Detective Roleplay|a source]] regarding The Place chats.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 August''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure|Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure]] from [[October 2020]].
*'''1 August''' - [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''31 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#MKR Receives Funko Pop|MKR Receives Funko Pop]] and [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Talk with MKR|Transformers Talk with MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''30 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Funko Pop for MKR|Funko Pop for MKR]] from [[January 2021]].
*'''23 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet|Considering Buying Meet & Greet]] from [[January 2020]].
*'''22 July''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Real Sonichu Fancomic|The Real Sonichu Fancomic]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''15 July''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE|Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]] from [[November 2020]]


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2023-08-05T20:04:52Z

TopHatGuy: update

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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2022-11-13 18:13:00}}</div>]] ''days since the last known communication from Chris.''
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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-08-05T20:03:17Z

TopHatGuy: wake up babe, new sighting dropped

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

Most of the sightings were originally posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. So far, all sightings have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public, and no sightings have thus far resulted in anyone becoming a regular contact with Chris – meaning that Chris has, for the most part, been left alone despite these public sightings receiving extensive documentation.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complemented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly-dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

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==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented, "I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?" When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered, "Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
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On 5 August 2023, a Twitter user in Lynchburg posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart, claiming to have "talked to him about sonic and shit."

[[File:Chris sighting 8Aug2023.mp4]]

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==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

File:Chris sighting 8Aug2023.mp4

2023-08-05T20:01:18Z

TopHatGuy: Footage of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg on 5 August 2023.

== Summary ==
Footage of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg on 5 August 2023.

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2023-07-23T04:25:19Z

TopHatGuy:

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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2022-11-13 18:13:00}}</div>]] ''days since the last known communication from Chris.''
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2023-07-23T04:25:09Z

TopHatGuy: update

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Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)

2023-05-10T00:35:40Z

TopHatGuy: fix redirect

#REDIRECT [[Imaginary family#Crystal Weston Chandler (twin)]]

Sonichu 0 HD

2023-05-10T00:32:02Z

TopHatGuy: /* Plot */ ce

{{Draft}}

{{quote| Well, that's pretty much what I expected.|''Rosechu's Story'' creator Trickie, upon discovering that Chris ripped off her comic.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-15-page-1-dates.37088/page-4#post-2826274</ref>}}

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #15
| cover = Sonichu15cover2019-min.png
| coverdate = 16 [[October 2017]]
| finishedcomic =
| pagecount = 60 (so far)
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]
| next = [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]
}}

'''''Sonichu'' #15''' is the seventeenth issue of ''Sonichu''. It is a mix of material [[Things Chris has ripped off|plagiarised]] from a fan comic titled ''[http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/ Rosechu's Story]'' and lore [[brainwashed]] into Chris by the [[Idea Guys]]. Its cover is an alternate version of the infamous "Zap to the extreme!" cover on [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], with a [[transgender]] Chris directing Sonichu, who responds, "Yes, I will!! Thank you, mother!!!"; Chris believes that his art has improved in the thirteen years between the two books.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Sonichu_0_and_15_cover_comparison</ref>

Due to Chris's [[Jail Saga|recent legal troubles]], it's pretty clear that this issue will not be completed anytime soon.

==Production notes==
''Sonichu 15'' was announced by Chris on 17 October 2017 directly after he completed [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], put on hold during the [[Idea Guys]] saga, and resumed in July 2019 until Chris lost interest and abandoned the comic again.

It was intended as a "Retelling of the Classic First Three Episodes, BUT with More Details; More Commentary and Dialogue from Sonichu and Rosechu",<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_.2315_Cover.21</ref> Days before the announcement, Chris learned of the fan comic ''Rosechu's Story''.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Chris finds out about Rosechu's Story, is confused by the title]]</ref> Reading it on [[Tumblr]], he enjoyed its story so much he decided to copy it for ''Sonichu 15'', acknowledging the source material with a hastily scribbled note on the front cover.

{{quote|Well, Christine has already indicated to me that she considers [Rosechu's Story] to be part of the chronicled history of the electric hedgehogs, and that all this stuff was in her brain somewhere, it just didn't come out until she read it in my comic. So even if I did make a fuss about it, she probably would've done this anyway and the only difference would be that I wouldn't get credit for it at all.|''Rosechu's Story'' creator Trickie.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-15.58084/post-4951373</ref>}}

[[File:Rosechu's Story front back cover.jpeg|thumb|200px|Misleading advertising. A cover Chris drew for ''Rosechu's Story'', with only the spine and fine print on the back cover crediting the actual author and illustrator.]]

In addition to ripping off ''Rosechu's Story'', Chris also decided to monetize it for himself. In June 2019, Chris downloaded ''Rosechu's Story'', drew a cover for it in his own artstyle, had it printed as a book through [[Lulu]], and placed it into a lot of Sonichu comics for sale on [[Ebay]]<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#Sonichu Graphic Novel Set From Zero To Awakening]]</ref> and also sold copies through [[Cwcvilleshopping.com]].

==Plot==
[[File:Sonichu's parents gassed to death.png|thumb|left|Sonichu mourning his parents' death, an example of the lore introduced by the [[Idea Guys]].]]

Chris's weaknesses at [[writing]] stories stands in contrast to the fan favorite ''Rosechu's Story''. Despite extensively copying its scenes, Chris still managed to water down the comic's storyline and emotional impact by ignoring scenes of character conflict, inserting walls of text, revising dialogue to his taste, and breaking up the story flow by adding pages detailing an irrelevant portion of Sonichu's day.
[[File:Sonichu 15 revision tail.png|thumb|Left, original tail. Right, Chris physically altered the page to conform with lore from the [[Idea Guys]].]]
His most noteworthy change to the plot was in deciding to depict the Raichu with a blunt tail (in the ''Pokémon'' games, this marks a Raichu as female), even though ''Rosechu's Story'''s plot depended on [[Rosechu]] having been born male, in an obvious attempt to put his foot down on the much-debated-and-ridiculed topic of Rosechu's birth gender. However, the [[Idea Guys]] subsequently [[brainwashed]] Chris into believing that he was wrong and that Rosechu was really born male,<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref> so Chris reversed his alteration in a 2019 revision.

Partway through ''Sonichu 15'', at page 33, Chris ran out of material to adapt from ''Rosechu's Story'' and begins to tell Sonichu's backstory, featuring lore the [[Idea Guys]] had brainwashed into him during one of the comic's hiatuses, one example being Sonichu's parents had been gassed to death by Team Rocket's Koffing Pokémon. Art-wise, as soon as he shifted from copying Trickie's scenes, the composition instantly reverted back to Chris's typical style of characters with minimal backgrounds surrounded by text.

==Comic pages==

<center>{{collapsible
|Pages from Sonichu 15
|<gallery mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu15cover2019-min.png | Cover (2019)
</gallery>
<gallery caption="The Genesis of Sonichu & Rosechu" mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p1.jpg | Page 1 (2019)
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p2.jpg | Page 2
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p3.jpg | Page 3
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p4.jpg | Page 4
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p5.jpg | Page 5
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p6.jpg | Page 6
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p7.jpg | Page 7
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p8.jpg | Page 8
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p9.jpg | Page 9 (2019)
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p10.png | Page 10
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p11.png | Page 11
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p12.png | Page 12
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p13.png | Page 13
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p14.png | Page 14
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p15.png | Page 15
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p16.png | Page 16
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p17.png | Page 17
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p18.jpg | Page 18
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p19.jpg | Page 19
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p20.png | Page 20
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p21.png | Page 21
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p22-min.png | Page 22
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p23-min.png | Page 23
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p24-min.png | Page 24
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p25.png | Page 25
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p26.png | Page 26
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p27.png | Page 27
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p28.png | Page 28
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p29-min.png | Page 29
File:Leaked page 2.jpg | Page 30
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p31-min.png | Page 31
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p32.jpg | Page 32
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p33-min.png | Page 33
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p34-min.png | Page 34
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p35-min.png | Page 35
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p36.jpg | Page 36
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p37-min.png | Page 37
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p38-min.png | Page 38
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p39.jpg | Page 39
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p40.jpg | Page 40
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p41.jpg | Page 41
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p42-min.png | Page 42
File:Leaked page 1.jpg | Page 43
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p44-min.png | Page 44
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p45.jpg | Page 45
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p46.jpg | Page 46
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p47-min.png | Page 47
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p48-min.png | Page 48
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p49-min.png | Page 49
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p50-min.png | Page 50
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p64-min.png | Page 64
</gallery>
<gallery caption="Original Uncolored Pages" mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p30-min.png | Page 30
File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p43-min.png | Page 43
</gallery>
<gallery caption="Original 2017 Pages" mode="nolines" perrow="10">
File:Sonichu - Issue 15, Cover.jpg | Cover (2017)
File:SchuComic15Page1 draft.png | Page 1 (2017)
File:SchuComic15Page9 draft.jpg | Page 9 (2017)
</gallery>
}}</center>

==Revisions==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|Sonichu #15 Version Comparison
|-
!Page Number
!2017 Version
!2019 Version
!Notes
|-
|Cover
|[[File:Sonichu - Issue 15, Cover.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Sonichu15cover2019-min.png|120px|center]]
|The original cover did not credit Trickie or ''Rosechu's Story''. For the 2019 revision, Chris scribbled a note in the corner reading: "Also complimenting of Trickie's book, "Rosechu's Story", with permission to quote that book for this one."
|-
|1
|[[File:SchuComic15Page1 draft.png|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p1.jpg|120px|center]]
|[[Rosechu]]'s tail as a Raichu is blunt in the 2017 original to show she is a natural female; her tail as a Pikachu is heart-shaped for the same reason. (This itself [[continuity|retconned]] [[Sonichu 0]], which depicted the Raichu with a pointed tail because Nintendo did not draw male and female Raichus differently in [[2000]].) In Chris's 2019 revision, he followed Idea Guy's canon and revised the page to depict the Pikachu/Raichu with pointed tails (by drawing the tails on a separate page, cutting them out and gluing them over the original versions).
|-
|9
|[[File:SchuComic15Page9_draft.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Sonichu15-2019draft-p9.jpg|120px|center]]
|Minor date change. The 2017 version gives 14 February 2003, as the date Rosechu and Sonichu meet; the 2019 version is revised to 7 February. Chris wrote the seven on a slip of paper and glued it over the previous date.
|}
</center>
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
|-
!Dialogue in ''Rosechu's Story''
!Revised in ''Sonichu'' 15
|-
|"Yeah, right"
|"Ch-yeah, right"
|-
|"another Pokemon like me just showing up at the door?"
|"another Pokemon for my rose just showing up at the door?"
|-
|"Woah"
|"Woahly"
|-
|"For the love of -"
|"For the love of Arceus!"
|-
|"Seriously, Kel?? You never once noticed my tail is pointed?!"
|"Seriously, Kel?? You never once noticed my tail is pointed?! Much less, my [[Pickle|wee-wee]]?"
|-
|"You sure put the little one through the wringer!"
|"You sure put the little on [sic] through the wringer! Her X-rays showed no fractured or broken bones at all."
|}
</center>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
CWC's Sonichu 15 vs Trickie's Rosechu's Story fancomic.png|Comparing art between ''Sonichu'' #15 and fan comic ''Rosechu's Story''.
CWC's Sonichu 15 vs Trickie's Rosechu's Story fancomic 2.png|An entire page is taken from ''Rosechu's Story'', down to the dialogue.
Chris pen grip 2019.jpg|Chris copying Rosechu's Story. Note the awkward pen grip + gym gloves hampering his drawing ability.
File:Trickiechu.jpg|"Trickiechu", a [[TSSSF]] card made by Chris, on the creator of ''Rosechu's Story''.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>
{{articleofthenow}}
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Chris's edits to the CWCki

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#REDIRECT [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]

Manchester High Leaks

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TopHatGuy: fix language in lede

[[File:CWCdoxFolders - 15 Jun 2014.jpg|thumb|Photo of the "obtained" folders.]]
In [[June 2014]], [[CWCki Forums]] user SkyRaider91 (also known as [[Cousin Al]]), began leaking scans of several '''documents from Chris's junior year (1998-99) of [[Manchester High School|high school]]'''.<ref>[https://archive.md/4xcbm]</ref> Many of the pages appear to be charred and/or water-damaged, likely as a result of [[2014 house fire|the January 2014 fire and subsequent events at 14 Branchland Court]]. It was revealed in [[November 2014]] that these had been obtained by trolls sifting through the trash at the burnt-out house, which, although not illegal, still lends credence to the view that [[Trolls#Today|the trolling of Chris is going too far]].

It is very apparent from these leaks that many of Chris's teachers gave him very high grades which he indisputably did not deserve. Whether they did this out of misguided pity, a fear of being seen to play [[Kick the Autistic]] or simply being incompetent themselves, giving Chris - who had perfectly adequate mental faculties for the work - undeserved extra credit would have contributed to his [[ego]] and general laziness. Even within this small core sample of his work, it's apparent that Chris frequently left out sections he didn't want to complete, wrote "essays" in a first-person subjective tone and even wrote parts of his work in [[Spanish|the wrong language]] and still got good or even ''perfect'' scores. The teachers who enabled this abysmal workmanship probably had the best intentions and/or incompetence, but even though they may have made Chris, [[Bob]], and [[Barb]] happy they certainly did Chris no favours in the long run. Thankfully, at least a few of his markers had the sense to treat his work like they'd treat anyone else's, and he has them to thank for only being able to get into the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|local community college]].

==[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Parenting]]==
===Parenting Interview===
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Presumably Chris interviewed [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and/or [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] for this assignment, and most of the answers are short and vague to the point of not making much sense; it's unclear whether Barb/Bob were giving apathetic answers, or whether Chris was just too lazy to record their full responses. Humorously, the interviewee(s) says that "the hardest part of being a parent" has been "[[Chris's_education|dealing w. public school sys]]", and that they chose to have children simply because "It's nice to have kids." They also make mention of "laughter from 4 kids and 3 situations". This idiosyncratic expression has been interpreted as referring to the social stigma that Bob and Barb endured as a result of their respective previous relationships and children. It is likely to be just an obscure, antiquated idiomatic formation not to be taken literally, referring to the various [[Christopher's name change|wacky happenings]] stemmed from raising one single [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|very special boy]].
{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
'''50''' 
'''Name''' Christian W. Chandler. 4 
'''Points''' 50
'''Due Date''' 2/19/99

<center>'''PARENTING INTERVIEW'''</center>
'''1. Why did you choose to have children?''' 
:It's nice to have kids.

'''2. How did you decide how many children to have?''' 
:Thought it would be nice to share w. someone.

'''3. Did you know the basic facts about pregnancy and childbirth before you experienced them? Where did you get these facts?''' 
:yes; from book. ''[Several people have misread Chris's cursive "book" as "boob", leading to an even more humorous reading experience.]''

'''4. Where did you get most of your information on child rearing?''' 
:learned from parents, siblings, and figured it out w/[[Cole Smithey|trial & error]].

'''5. Did anyone else play a large role in parenting your young children? (i.e. daycare, sitter, grandmother)''' 
:[[Abusive babysitter|babysitters]] and daycare, and [[Chris and television|other]] [[Vidya|methods]].

'''6. What adjustments did you have to make after your first child arrived?''' 
:laughter from 4 kids and 3 situations.

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'''7. How do you think your attitude toward parenting differs from your parent's attitudes? Why?''' 
:To mom: a combination / Dad: didn't see parents much, but stayed w. child all the time; tried to use knowlede and availability.

'''8. How do you think your children's attitude will differ from yours?''' 
:[[slow-in-the-minds|smarter than parents.]]

'''9. What has been most rewarding (greatest joy) in being a parent?''' 
:spontaneous love and affection of child.

'''10. What has been the hardest part of being a parent?''' 
:dealing w. public school sys.

'''11. What advise would you give a young couple who is thinking about starting a family?''' 
:big committment and lots of responsibility.

'''12. When do you think a couple is ready for parenthood?''' 
:each couple has to decide themselves.

'''Parent Signature''' Barbara W. Chandler 
:Robert F. Chandler Jr.
}}
}}

===Describing Development===
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A worksheet in which Chris was asked to identify one of five characteristics of development exemplified by various situations. Chris only managed to identify half of the characteristics correctly, earning him an F.
{{collapsible|Transcription (Chris's writing in ''italics'')|{{quotebox|
NAME ''Christian W. Chandler'' DATE ''2/3/99'' CLASS PERIOD ''7'' 
<big>'''STUDENT WORKBOOK''' For use with Chapter 1</big> 
Section 2 
Text Pages 24-33

[top of page marked "5" (for the number of incorrect questions) and graded "10/20" in red pen, with a circled "3" in magenta ink]

<center><big>'''DESCRIBING DEVELOPMENT'''</big></center>

'''DIRECTIONS:''' Identify the characteristic of development described in each situation. Remember that the characteristics of development are as follows: 
* Development is similar for everyone.
* Development builds on earlier learning.
* Development proceeds at an individual rate.
* The different areas of development are interrelated.
* Development is continuous throughout life.

1. Jessica is an active three-year-old who enjoys dressing herself. Lately, she has started choosing her clothes each morning. Her parents are amazed at her constart eagerness to learn new things. It seems she never stops wanting to learn. 
Characteristic of development ''development is continuous throughout life.''

<s>2.</s> Michael always had trouble in school. He did poorly on tests and was seldom able to answer when the teacher called on him. Some of the other children [[Kick_the_Autistic|teased Michael on the playground]] and called him [[Slow_in_the_minds|"dummy"]]. As a result, Michael was very shy and had little self-confidence. Since he has started wearing [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]], however, he has been doing better in school. Now Michael feels good about himself and has been able to make friends more easily. 
Characteristic of development ''development builds <s>it</s> on earlier learning.'' 
[corrected in red pen: "interrelated"]

3. Joshua and Nicole are cousins born two months apart. Although Joshua is older, Nicole began to sit and stand about the same time Joshua did. This has been slightly puzzling to Joshua's parents. They are worried about Joshua's apparently slow rate of development. 
Characteristic of development ''development proceeds at an individual rate.''

<s>4.</s> Jim is babysitting his neighbor's son Albert. To Jim, it seems as if it was only yesterday that Albert was crawling on the carpet in the living room. He remembers that Albert then learned to walk and is now running and jumping in the yard. 
Characteristic of development ''different areas of development are interrelated.'' 
[corrected in red pen: "builds"]

<s>5.</s> Ron has been watching his neighbor's daughter Cindy grow at a steady rate since he moved into the neighborhood almost two years earlier. Ron's sister Amy is the same age as Cindy. Ron has

<center>(Continued on next page)</center>

Copyright © Glencoe THE DEVELOPING CHILD Student Workbook 13

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NAME     DATE     CLASS PERIOD    

Chapter 1, Section 2 continued 
Describing Development

noticed that Amy and Cindy are able to do about the same things. This has been true throughout the two years Ron has lived next door to Cindy's family. 
Characteristic of development ''development is interrelated.'' 
[corrected in red pen: "similiar" [sic]]

<s>6.</s> Maria is helping her younger sister Joanie learn the alphabet. She seems to be catching on quickly. Yesterday, Joanie could even pick some of the letters out of written words in one of her books. Maria knows that soon Joanie will be able to point out a few simple words. Later, she will be able to read short phrases and sound out words. 
Characteristic of development ''developmentis continous throughout life.'' 
[corrected in red pen: "builds"]

7. Rachel, Martha, and Juan are all four-year-olds attending the same child care center. Martha is slightly shorter than the other two children. She is very good at playing with others. Rachel is the tallest of the three and the most coordinated. Juan is somewhere between the two girls in size and likes to play quietly by himself in the sandbox. 
Characteristic of development ''development proceeds at an individual rate.''

8. Mark is a senior at his local high school. He has just received a scholarship for his literary achievement. Right now, Mark is looking forward to spring because he plans to run track and hopes to improve his speed from last year. Recently, his Uncle Joseph offered Mark a part-time job at the grocery store he manages. Mark plans to take the job and work until he starts college in the fall. 
Characteristic of development ''development is continous throughout life.''

9. Diane and her family spent a month last summer visiting relatives in Canada. Diane spent most of the month playing with her brother Brad and cousin Timothy, both two years old. She found that both boys could run fairly well, stand on one foot, and climb stairs. By the end of the visit, Diane could see that the two children did many things alike. She thought this was surprising since Brad was born in the United States and Timothy was born in Canada, and the two had never met before. 
Characteristic of development ''development is similar for everyone.''

<s>10.</s> At playschool one day, four-year-old Terry suddenly burst into tears. He had been given a worksheet to complete, which required him to cut out a simple picture with blunt scissors, paste it to another picture, and color it. Terry knew exactly were to paste the picture, and pasting was an activity he enjoyed. He also liked coloring and had already chosen two colors he would use. But Terry could not complete his picture becase he could not make the scissors work. 
Characteristic of development ''development builds on earlier learning'' 
[corrected in red pen: "interrelated"]

'''14''' THE DEVELOPING CHILD Student Workbook Copyright © Glencoe
}}
}}

===Help This Unborn Child===
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A worksheet about behaviors which may adversely affect prenatal development. Chris wrote that several seemingly random things can cause [[Slow-in-the-minds|"slow minds"]], and completely ignored about half of the risk factors mentioned, yet for some reason he still received a grade of 14/20, a C-.

{{collapsible|Transcription (Chris's answers in italics)|{{quotebox|
'''Text pages 56-87''' 
'''Name''' ''Christian W. Chandler.''
'''Date''' ''3/25/99''

[Graded 14/20 in red pen, with a "7" at the top right]

<center><big>Chapter 3: Prenatal Development <big>Help This Unborn Child</big></big></center>

'''Directions:''' How the mother-to-be takes care of herself greatly affects prenatal development. Read each situation below. Explain which of the mother's health habits may be hazardous to the unborn baby, and why. ["why" is circled in blue pen]

1. Carolyn is excited about the birth of her first child. However, some of the changes coming up will be hard to get used to. For example, she plans to quit smoking soon after the baby is born since she thinks it might be harmful to the child. In the meantime, Carolyn and John look on the pregnancy as their "last fling" before they become parents. Every weekend they attend parties where lots of beer is served. ["Every weekend they" is underlined in red pen] 
:''smoking causes the baby to have <s>a less [illegible]</s> <s>slow mind</s> less birth weight; alcohol causes the baby to have <s>less birth wei</s> a slow mind.'' 
:[teacher wrote "FAS", "need rest", and "-1" in red pen]

2. Earlier this week, Sandra woke up with a terrible cold. Since she is preparing for maternity leave, she doesn't want to miss any days at the office. ["miss any days at the office" is underlined in red pen] Sandra decided to increase her intake of vitamins to boost her energy level. She found some nose drops in the medicine cabinet and has been taking those along with several aspirin each day. 
:''some medical drugs cause the baby to have less body weight, and have slow minds.'' 
:[teacher wrote "take needed time" in red pen]

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3. Elaine's second child is due in five months. She is busy getting ready for the new arrival. Since pregnancy has been going so well, Elaine decided not to cut down on her favorite foods – chocolate, coffee, and soft drinks. Elaine's X rays at her dental appointment last week revealed no tooth decay. She really does feel good. However, since several neighborhood children have had rubella recently, she has decided to ask her doctor for the vaccine on her next visit. 
:''chocolate, coffie, and soft drinks (caffine), cause the baby to <s>not have</s> <s>not get all the nutrients it needs.</s> be very hyperactive. 
:[teacher wrote "caffeine", "-3", and "No Xrays [or] vaccines because        " in red pen]

4. Marti has a fear of gaining too much weight while she is pregnant. A few years ago, her doctor prescribed amphetamines for a weight loss program. Marti had some of the pills left over, so she is using them to curb her appetitu, In addition, she skips breakfast and lunch and eats only a small dinner. 
:''skipping meals and only taking medication will cause the baby to not get the nutrients it needs.'' 
:[in red pen, the teacher wrote "-2" and "1/2" in the margin, and circled "taking medication", drawing an arrow to where she wrote "amphetamines cause"]
}}
}}

===Chapter 1 study guide===
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For this worksheet about child development, Chris seems to have regurgitated sentences from a textbook, which makes it a boring read. Of note is that he gave "television" as an example of a child's "enviroment" [sic], possibly shedding some light on Barb's parenting techniques.

{{collapsible|Transcription|
NAME ''Christian W. Chandler'' Date ''2/9/99'' CLASS PERIOD ''7'' 
<big>'''STUDENT WORKBOOK''' For use with Chapter 1</big> 
Text Pages 16-35

'''CHAPTER 1 STUDY GUIDE'''

'''DIRECTIONS:''' As you read the chapter, answer the following questions. Later, you can use this guide to study the chapter information.

'''Children in Your Life''' 
:1. What three things influence your relationship with young children? 
::''[[Pedofork|your interest (in children)]], knowledge of stages, and skill in applying that knowledge.''

'''Why Study Children?''' 
:2. Name three benefits of learning about children. 
::''you learn about the person you are; you learn about the child you were; and you learn about the adult you will be.''

:3. How can learning about children help you get along with them better? 
::''you will apply learning to everyday life, you learn practical techniques, and you will discover that children are fun.''

'''What Is Childhood?''' 
:4. What is one of the most important concepts that have emerged from the study of children? 
::''they have [[autism|special needs]] as they grow and learn.''

'''Childhood: Past and Present''' 
:5. How did people in Colonial days think children differed from adults? 
::''only in size, expierence, and abilities.''

:6. Give three examples of the differences between childhood in the past and childhood today. 
::''<s>children were expected to work hard at an early age,</s> <s>but</s> health and nutrition, dress, and parental love.''

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:7. Why can childhood be called a ''recent'' discovery, even though there have always been children? 
::''<s>[illegible]</s> in the past, parents had little awareness of their special needs.''

'''The Growth of Child Study''' 
:8. Where can you find information about growth and development of children? 
::''books, articles, radio and television <s>problems</s> programs on the subject of child <s>deleo</s> development.''

'''Characteristics of Development''' 
:9. Explain in your own words what the following characteristics of development mean.

::Development is similar for everyone. 
:::''children all over the world go through the same, but different, stages of development.''

::Development builds on earlier learning. 
:::''development follows an orderly sequence (step-by-step).''

::Development proceeds at an individual rate. 
:::''style and rate of growth differ from 1 child to another.''

::The different areas of development are interrelated. 
:::''all areas of development interact continually.''

::Development is continuous throughout life. 
:::''sometimes, development is rapid, and [[Chris's education|sometimes, it is much slower]].''

'''The Importance of Play''' 
:10. Identify four ways that play benefits the development of children. 
::''physically, intellectually, emotionally, and socially.''

'''Influences on Development''' 
:11. Name two major influences on development, and give an example of each. 
::''heredity: physical characteristics; enviroment: television,''
}}

===Chapter 2 study guide===
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This worksheet seems to be more regurgitated textbook material, but Chris found subtle ways to screw it up, like using mathematical inequalities (see also: using Spanish in his [[Manchester High Leaks#English|English homework]]) and failing to cross a couple Ts. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of adoption, referring to it as "a right to raise a child who is biologically their own."
{{collapsible|Transcription|
NAME ''Christian W. Chandler.'' DATE ''2/23/99'' CLASS PERIOD ''7'' 
<big>'''STUDENT WORKBOOK''' For use with Chapter 2</big> 
Text Pages 36-57

<big>'''CHAPTER 2 STUDY GUIDE'''</big>

'''DIRECTIONS:''' As you read the chapter, answer the following questions. Later, you can use this guide to study the chapter information.

'''The Importance of Families''' 
:1. What is a family? 
::''group of 2 or more people who care about and are committed to each other.''

:2. Why do people have a need for families? 
::''they're every child's 1st connection to the world.''

'''Types of Families''' 
:3. Explain in your own words each of the following types of families.

::Nuclear 
:::''a mother, father, and x ≥ 1 child sharing the same household.''

::Extended 
:::''parents, children, and other relalives sharing <s>thesame</s> the same household.''

::Single-parent 
:::''1 parent and x ≥ 1 child sharing the same household.''

::Blended 
:::''married couple and x ≥ child from parents' previous relalionship.''

:4. Name and describe <s>three</s> 2 ways of becoming a parent other than by being a biological parent. 
::''adoption: a right to raise a child who is biologically their own.'' 
::''foster child: child w. parents who are unable to care for it.''

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'''The Family Life Cycle''' 
:5. Record a reward and a challenge that may occur in each stage of the family life cycle. 
::<table>
<tr>
<th>'''Stage'''</th>
<th>'''Reward'''</th>
<th>'''Challenge'''</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Beginning</td>
<td>''<s>couple</s> home.''</td>
<td>''<s>establishing home &</s> [[Chris and money|$$]].''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Childbearing    </td>
<td>''a baby.''</td>
<td>''noise and changes; $$.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Childrearing</td>
<td>''teaching the child what you know.''</td>
<td>''[[Autism|disorder]]; $$.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Launching</td>
<td>''child learns [[Monthly tugboat|how to support him/herself]].   ''</td>
<td>''child in process of leaving; $$.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Empty Nest</td>
<td>''renew relationship.''</td>
<td>''no child around; changes.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Retirement</td>
<td>''new/old interests.''</td>
<td>''failing health.''</td>
</tr>
</table>

'''Trends Affecting Family Systems''' 
:6. Explain how each of the following family trends affects society an a whole.

::Increased mobility 
:::''no supportive connection w. family & friends.''

::More women in the work force 
:::''less time with child, more [[Chris and stress|stress]] for both parents/need for [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|facilities]] and [[Abusive babysitter|individuals]] that provide quality child care.''

::Rising population of older citizens 
:::''encouragement of family unity.''

'''The Need for Healthy Families''' 
:7. What role does the family play in the socialization of family members? 
::''children learn about [[Chris and anger|acceptable behavior]].''

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'''How Can Families Be Strengthened?''' 
:8. Name three steps in strengthening families. 
::''knowing what to look for; id. strengths of their family; and improve areas that need strengthening.''

:9. Name three ways in which parenthood can be rewarding. 
::''members show commitment, appreciation, and effective coping skills.''

'''Making Decisions About Parenthood''' 
:10. Explain in your own words why each of the following considerations is important to the decision of whether to have children..

::Emotional maturity 
:::''<s>[illegible] grow</s> to become better able to handle situations.''

::[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Desire for parenthood]] 
:::''to be sure of their decision.''

::[[Chris and health|Health]] 
:::''health of parents could <s>effe</s> affect child, before it is born.''

::Management skills 
:::''parenting is a complex task.''

::[[Chris and money|Financial considerations]] 
:::''[[Lego|expenses for child will increase.]]''
}}

===Chapter 5 study guide===
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Chris misspelled a couple words, but other than that, this worksheet is just more boring textbook paraphrasing, this time about prenatal development.
{{collapsible|Transcription|
NAME ''Christian W. Chandler'' DATE ''3/5/99'' CLASS PERIOD ''7'' 
<big>'''STUDENT WORKBOOK''' For use with Chapter 5</big> 
Text Pages 114-153

<big>'''CHAPTER 5 STUDY GUIDE'''</big>

'''DIRECTIONS:''' As you read the chapter, answer the following questions. Later, you can use this guide to study the chapter information.

'''Prenatal Development''' 
:1. Prenatal development is 
::''development of baby during period before birth.''

'''Conception''' 
:2. Define:
::Ovum
:::''female cell or egg.''
::Uterus
:::''organ in woman's body in which a baby develops during pregnancy.''
::[[Navy|Sperm]]
:::''male cell.''
::Conception
:::''union, or joining, of 1 egg and 1 sperm, resulting in beginning of pregnancy.''
::Zygote
:::''fertilized egg.''

'''Period of the Zygote''' 
:3. The first stage in the development of a baby is the ''zygote period'' and lasts ''2'' weeks. The zygote attaches to the ''uterus'' and is the size of a ''pinhead'' at the end of two weeks.

'''Period of the Embryo''' 
:4. The second stage of the pregnancy is the ''embryo period'' and lasts from the ''3rd'' week to the ''8th'' week of pregnancy. During this time, the ''placenta'', which attaches the sacs around the embryo to the uterus, and the ''umbilical cord'', the tube that connects the placenta to the embryo, develop. The tube carries ''nourishment'' and ''oxygen'' from the mother's blood stream to the baby and takes ''waste products'' from the baby. The ''amnotic fluid'' surrounds the

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:embryo and acts as a cushion to protect it. At three weeks after conception, the ''heart'' is the largest organ, and it has already started ''beating''.

'''Period of the Fetus''' 
:5. The last stage of pregnancy is the ''fetus period'' and begins about the ''8th or 9th'' week and lasts until ''birth''. In the early part of this period, the baby has the beginnings of all ''organs'' and ''body parts''. By the fourth of fifth month of development, the kicking and moving of the baby can be felt by the mother, which is called ''quickening''. By the ''7th'' month, with a great deal of medical help, the fetus is capable of living outside the uterus. During the final month, the fetus ''gains'' weight rapidly and adds ''fat'' to help maintain body heat after birth. In the last few weeks, the fetus stores ''nutrients'' and builds ''immunity'' to disease and infection. During the ninth month of pregnancy, the fetus drops into the birth canal, which is called ''lightening'', to prepare for labor. After about ''40'' weeks of preparation, the baby is ready to be born.

'''The Genetic Package''' 
:6. What is heredity? Name there characteristics that can be hereditary. 
::''passing of natural characterics from past generations; hair texture and color, skin color, and color/shape of eyes.''

:7. Explain the relationship between chromosomes and genes. 
::''each chromosome contains thousands of genes.''

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:14. What are the five options for infertile couples? Briefly describe each. 
<table>
<tr><th>Options</th><th>Descriptions</th></tr>
<tr>
<td>''adoption''</td>
<td>''legally providing a home for 1 or more children who don't have a home.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Semen#Donation|''artificial insemination''</td>]]
<td>''injection of male's sperm into a woman's uterus, with a special needle during the woman's fertile period.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>''in vitro fertilization''</td>
<td>''a doctor removes an egg from a woman, puts it in a glass dish with a special solution, adds husband's sperm, and implants zygote back in woman's uterus.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>''ovum transfer''</td>
<td>''<s>[illegible]</s> same as in vitro fertilization, but the egg comes from an egg donor, not the mother.''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Need my daughter|''surrogate''</td>]]
<td>''when a zygote is transferred from a future mother, to substitute <s>[illegible]</s> woman, who carries the zygote until birth.''</td>
</tr>
</table>
}}

===Empathy Belly essay===
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Chris describes the experience of [[Pregnant Act|wearing an empathy belly]], complete with disturbing [[Honest Content|honest content]]:

{{quote|...while my legs were separated, it put pressure on my [[duck|private part]], which gave me a strange, weird feeling.|Chris, oversharing about how the empathy belly rubbed his penis}}

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
[graded 30/30] 
Christian W. Chandler. 
4/12/99 
Parenting, 7.

How it was like to wear the Empathy Belly:

Having a belly like a pregnant woman was really an awkward experience. While I wore the belly, I was walking like as if my legs were out of balance. Also, when I tried to get my pencil bag out of my backpack, the belly held me back by putting pressure on my left leg. Luckily my arms were long, but if they were any shorter, I would have had a real problem to reach the pencil bag. And when I laid on the floor and tried to get up, the gravity made the belly put pressure on me, and it made me fall on my right side. Finally, while I was sitting in my chair, the belly made it uncomfortable for me to cross my legs, and while my legs were separated, it put pressure on my [[Duck|private part]], which gave me a strange, weird feeling. So, it was quite an experience while I had a belly like a pregnant woman.
}}
}}

==U.S. Government==
===Amendment Timeline===
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File:US GOV 001.jpg|Timeline of US Amendments 1-17
File:US GOV 002.jpg|Timeline of US Amendments 18-23
File:US GOV 003.jpg|Timeline of US Amendments 24-27
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An illustrated timeline briefly describing the 27 amendments to the U.S. Constitution. As is [[honor roll|to be expected]], Chris used multiple differing conventions for writing out dates, and made numerous prominent factual, spelling, and grammatical errors, which are preserved in the transcription.

Notably, Chris seems to have read the antiquated language used in the older amendments [[Autism|at completely literal face value]] with no sense of interpretation, leading him to getting many facts and details wrong. For example, while most every [[United States of America#Chris on patriotism|true American patriot]] knows the [[Wikipedia:Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution|13th Amendment]] as the amendment that ended [[Niggos|slavery]], it also contains a parenthetical stating that involuntary servitude as conviction for a crime would continue to exist in the United States. Chris seems to have focused on this minor detail about crime punishment, rather than the momentous occasion of freeing the slaves, as the entire purpose of the amendment and even included an illustration implying that the 13th Amendment ''created'' slavery for criminals. While the [[Wikipedia:Twenty-third Amendment to the United States Constitution|23rd Amendment]] actually gave voting rights to citizens of Washington, D.C., Chris seems to have confused "District of Columbia" for referring to [[Wikipedia:Columbia, South Carolina|Columbia, South Carolina]], and drew a picture of the state pleased that it can now vote for president (this may have something to do with South Carolina not adopting a popular vote for president until 1868, making it by far the last state to do so, although this is probably giving Chris too much credit). In actuality, the 24th amendment abolishes poll taxes, while Chris makes it seem like it suddenly requires them. Additionally, the 26th amendment doesn't apply exclusively to men; it gives suffrage to all Americans 18 and older, regardless of sex.

His interpretation of the [[Wikipedia:Eleventh Amendment to the United States Constitution|11th Amendment]], that "People of other countries can't blame U.S. for their troubles", is [[Slow-in-the-minds|completely inexplicable]].

Chris glosses over most of the Bill of Rights amendments (including the First Amendment that allows him to behave the way he does over the Internet), claiming the whole thing simply means "innocent until proven guilty."
{{quote|Dear LADY; PAYUP!|Congress}}
{{collapsible
|Transcription|{{quotebox|1=
Christian W. Chandler 
1/10/99 
U.S. Govt., 3 
<center>27 Amendmt Timeline</center>
* (Dec 15) 1791
::(Bill of Rights) Amendments 1-10 Everyone shall have innocence 'till proven guilty 
::[Speech bubble: "Even though I have 'GUILT' on my face, I am innocent 'till proven."]
* (Feb 7) 1795
::11th amendment: People of other countries can't blame U.S. for their troubles. 
::[Horribly misshapen landmasses labeled "CANADA", "U.S.A"., "MEXICO", "EUROPE", and "[[Niggos|AFRICA]]".] 
::[Speech bubble: "HELP!"]
* (JULY 27) 1809
::12th amendment: majority of votes for president for one state = 1 vote for that president. 
::[Speech bubble: "Virginia: I'M FOR CLINTON!"] 
::CLINTON: 26 
::Bushwell: 24 
::(Virginia didn't vote for Bushwell)
* 1865 (Dec 6)
::13th amendment: Slavery shall only be used as crime punishment. 
::[Speech bubble: "TANKS TO 'unlucky' 13, I'm in here! (mumbling)."]
* 1868 (JULy 9)
::14th Amendment: Those are born in U.S. = U.S. Citizen 
::[Speech bubble: "Does that make me a U.S. citizen?."] 
::[Baby wearing a top hat reading "1998", labeled "(Baby 1998)"]
* (Feb 3) 1870
::15th amendment: No matter what race or color, they will vote. 
::[Speech bubble (oddly from a white person): "Yippie! Finally, I can vote!"]
* 1913 (Feb. 3)
::16th amendment: Congress shall collect taxes. 
::[Document with heading "Congress", reading "Dear LADY; PAYUP!"]
* (Apr. 8) 1913
::17th amendment: Senate of U.S. = 2 people from each state. 
::[Speech bubble: "Weare senates!"] 
::[Figures labeled "Bob", "MARY", and "Virginia"]
::[Note: In reality, the Senate was always two people from each state, and the 17th Amendment made them directly elected rather than appointed by State legislatures.]

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* (Jan. 16) 1919
::18th amendment: prohibition of [[Alcohol|liquor]] from U.S. 
::[Bottle label: "BE ER"]
* 1920 Aug. 18
::19th amendment: [[Women's rights|Women]] can vote. 
::[Speech bubble: "I can Vote, too!"]
* (Jan. 23) 1933
::20th amendment: Presidency & Vice Presidency terms exp. Jan. 20. 
::(LAME [[DUCK]] [duck pictogram]) 
::[Calendar: "JANUARY, 1999", "prop of Bill CLINTON"] 
::[Speech bubble: "(Clinton)-> MYDAY is almost here."]
::[Note: Clinton's second presidential term did not expire until 20 January 2001.]
* (Dec. 5) 1933
::21st amendment: Repeal of Prohibition. (Beer is allowed). 
::[Speech bubble: "Uh..., WELCOME.....DOh!"] 
::[Ship labeled [[Pokemon|"S.S. ANNE."]], carrying "BEER"]
* 1951 (Feb. 27)
::22nd. amendment: Limit of President to 2 terms. 
::[Figures labeled "1st term.", "2nd term"]
* (Mar. 29) 1961
::Columbia <s>can't</s> can vote for president. 
::[Speech bubble: "WE CAN VOTE, TOO!"]

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* (Jan. 23) 1964
::24th amendment: voters need to pay poll taxes 
::[Printer labeled "Poll taxBox", "Printout -> VOTE"]
::[Note: In reality, it was the exact opposite; the 24th Amendment ''prohibited'' federal and governments from requiring voters to pay poll taxes in order to vote.]
* 1967 Feb. 10
::25th amendment: President's powers are reduced. 
::[Figures labeled "Before", "after"]
* (July 1st) 1971
::Amendment 26: young men of 18 yars of age can vote. 
::[Speech bubble: "Hey-hey, thanksfor the cool car & the vote!"]
* 1992 (May 7)
::Amendment 27: Salary changes must be made for Congress to pay themselves. 
::[Figures labeled "(to Congress) Before", "(changes required)✓ After"]
* 1999! The END!

}}
}}

===Worksheets and Essays===
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===Women's Movement notes===
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{{quote|Never Passed!|What should have happened to Chris in an ideal education system}}
Chris's brief notes on the [[Women's rights|women's movement]] in the United States in the 1960s.
{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Christian W. Chandler 
10/15/98 
U.S. Govt., 3.

<s>Women</s> Women's Movement: 
Started from reaction to book, The Feminene Mystique, written by housewife, Betty Friedan. She wrote, "As she made the beds, shopped for groceries... she was afraid to ask, 'Is this all?'" 
Change Begins: 
1. = pay act: passed in '63. 
2. Now: National Organization for Women. 
Fought for passage of = Rights Ammendments... Never Passed!
}}}}

===Strategic Defense Initiative essay===
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The [[Wikipedia:Strategic Defense Initiative|Strategic Defense Initiative]] was a system [[Wikipedia:Ronald Reagan|Reagan]] proposed in 1983. It was never actually implemented, at least not even close to how Reagan proposed it (in terms of technology and scale), and certainly not during his presidency. Despite that, Chris vomited up this four-sentence "essay" on how the "system of zappers and mirrors in space" defended "against [[Wikipedia:Evil empire|Evil Empire]]," granted, the assignment asked for him to defend against '''the''' evil empire but he still didn't follow most of the instructions. He still got yet another perfect grade. Note that the teacher misspelled the names of several terms/people in the heading, and that the debt increase Chris gave for SDI is comically low – Reagan increased the defense budget by tens of '''billions''' of dollars, not millions.<ref>[http://www.cato.org/publications/policy-analysis/reagans-1983-defense-budget-analysis-alternative]</ref><ref>[http://martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/aug2006/starwars1.html#Cost] "$44 billion was appropriated by Congress for SDI from 1983 to 1993."</ref> All evidence seems to suggest his teacher should not have been hired.

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
'''REVIEW SHEET(X): FORD-CLINTON''' [graded "+10" in red ink]

Name ''Christian W. Chandler''      Date ''11/22/98''

<center>
<table>
<tr>
<th>'''TERMS:'''</th><th>'''TERMS:'''</th><th>'''PEOPLE:'''</th><th>'''PEOPLE:'''</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Stagflation</td>
<td>Three Mile Island</td>
<td>Ronald Reagan</td>
<td>Khomeini</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ERA</td>
<td>Panama Canal Treaty</td>
<td>Gorbachev</td>
<td>Contras</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Salt II</td>
<td>Camp David Accords</td>
<td>George Bush</td>
<td>Sandinistas</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reaganomics</td>
<td>SDI "Star Wars"</td>
<td>Oliver North</td>
<td>Rodney King</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>INF Treaty</td>
<td>Operation Desert Strom ''[sic]''</td>
<td>Clarence Thomas</td>
<td>Boris Yelstein ''[sic]''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Iran-Contra Affair</td>
<td>Aparthied ''[sic]''</td>
<td>Sadaam Hussein ''[sic]''</td>
<td>Nelson Mandella ''[sic]''</td>
</tr>
</table>
</center>

ESSAY: (10 POINTS)

Explain, IN DETAIL, ONE <s>two</s> event that occurred during Reagan's presidency that illustrates how Reagan would defend against the "Evil Empire" at all costs. You must name the country/event and describe it in as much detail as possible Conclude by stating IF and HOW the goal was achieved and the "Evil Empire" was contained.

''The Strategic Defense Initiative was a way Regan defended against "Evil Empire." This occured ''[sic]'' in the U.S., and it was a system of zappers and mirrors in space that would destroy a nuclear missile <s>if</s> before it would hit the U.S. It was achieved by adding $70-million to debt. in defense. The SDI was a way Reagan would have defended against "Evil Empire."''
}}}}

===Election worksheet===
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This worksheet deals with various aspects of elections, such as voting, political campaigns, etc. As in several other documents for non-Spanish subjects, Chris used broken Spanish for some of his answers here, although he provided English translations for most of it, and explained in the margin that he was "practicing [his] spanish". Despite the irrelevant, incorrect use of Spanish and the extremely simple answers, this worksheet again received a perfect grade.

{{quote|In a presidential election, whom do voters actually choose? What do those people do? '''public officeholders; work en la office.'''|Chris, completely oblivious that this was asking about the [[Wikipedia:Electoral College (United States)|Electoral College]]}}

{{collapsible|Transcription (Chris's writing in italics)|{{quotebox|
Name ''Christian W. Chandler'' Section      Date ''1/13/99''

<big>'''CHAPTER 10, BUILDING SOCIAL STUDIES SKILLS'''</big> [graded 18/18 in red pen] 
''in textbook'' 
Write phrases or sentences to answer these questions.

1. Who uses a ballot? For what purpose? 
:''voters; to place their choices in la election.''

[In the margin, Chris wrote "note: yo practico mi español, pero yo escribo los translations / I'm practicing my spanish, but I wrote translations.", and drew an arrow to #2.]

2. Who attends a nominating convention, and what do those people do? 
:''political parties; a deciden sus candidates y a "select" delegates/to choose its candidates and to select delegates.''

3. What is the difference between a closed primary and an open primary? 
:''<s>[illegible]</s> closed primary <s>parties</s>; only party members vote. open primary: all voters can vote.''

4. What does a campaign manager do? 
:''el <s>prep</s> coordinates y plans la campaign strategy / he coordinates and plans campaign strategy.''

5. Name and briefly describe three different positions on a campaign staff. 
:''Fund raisers: raises money to subsidize campaign.''
:''Press Secretary: maintains press contacts; disseminating campaign news.''
:''lawers y accountants: monitor legal y financial aspects of campaign.''

6. What does a political consultant do? 
:''helps a shape candidate's image; manage campaign advertising.''

7. Who uses tracting polls? For what purpose? 
:''más candidates; a find out cómo bein <s>[illegible]</s> ellos son competing for votes / to find out how well they are competing for votes.''

8. In a presidential election, whom do voters actually choose? What do those people do? 
:''public officeholders; work en la office.''

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9. What is negative campaign advertising? 
:''advertising en a political campaigned aimed at discrediting y damaging la opposing <s>candidate</s> candidate.''

10. What are two questions you should ask yourself when evaluating a political commercial? 
:''Which individual o group paid for la commercial?'' 
:''What forms of communication are used?''

11. What is propaganda? Who uses it? 
:''message to influence people's ideas, opinions, & actions.''

12. What are two different techniques of propaganda? Write a brief description of each. 
:''Glittering generalities: uses vague words or ides that don't really <s>say</s>say much.'' 
:''Card stacking: uses facts that support candidate's argument.''
}}}}

===JFK Assassination===
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Brief notes on JFK's assassination, including a diagram of the scene.
{{collapsible|Transcription (notes)|{{quotebox|
Christian W. Chandler 
10/15/98 
U.S. Govt., 3.

John F. Kennedy: assassinated: 
Nov. 22, 1963. Dallas, Texas, 12:30 pm. 
J.F.K. is shot x2 from 6th floor of Tx. school. book depository; pronounced dead at 1:00 pm (Parkland). 
Assassin: 
Lee Harvey Oswald: arrested within 2 hrs. His rifle was found at scene w. only his handprint on it. Nov. 24: Oswald was shot & killed by Jack Ruby ([[Michael Snyder|Rubinstein]]). 
Investigation: 
Led by Warren Commission & Chief Justice Earl Warren. After 10 months, the 26 volume Warren Report concluded that Oswald was only assassin. 
Theories: 
# Single bullit theory: "Magic Bullit." 1 bullet hit both J.F.K. & Gov. Connelly. (7) This supports Warren Report.
# Assassin on "Grassy Knoll:" shot J.F.K. in front. "Umbrella Man?" people posed as F.B.I. agents.
# "Number of shots?" (3?).
}}}}
{{collapsible|Transcription (drawing)|{{quotebox|
Christian W. Chandler 
10/13/98 
U.S.G Ovt.

1. Kennedy was killed while he was <s>rid</s> riding and <s>[illegible]</s> waving to crowd

[An annotated diagram of the scene, most likely copied from a textbook or the chalkboard. The only possibly interesting thing here is that Chris misspelled "Zapruder" as "zenbrader".]

Dealy Plaza 
Dallas, T.X. 
Nov. 22, 1963 
12:30 P.M.
}}}}

==[[Chris and English|English]]==
===English 1999 Grade Report===
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Chris's 1999 English grade report reveals that he received [[Honor roll|failing grades]] on all but 2 items, and a 78% for the year, showing that at least one of his markers was competent.
{{collapsible|Transcription|<pre><nowiki>
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Sun Jun 06 STUDENT GRADES REPORT PAGE: 26
================================================================================
Excelsior Software, Inc. (C) 1990

NAME: Chandler, Christian CLASS: English
I.D.: SECTION:
LEVEL: TEACHER: Mrs. Dorazio

ASSIGNMENTS
----+------------------------------------------------------------------+-------+
NO. | DESCRIPTION CATEGORY | GRADE |
----+------------------------------------------------------------------+-------+
1 | Notecards I All Grades | 50.0 |
2 | Notecards II All Grades | 50.0 |
3 | Macbeth test All Grades | 84.0 |
4 | Voc 10 S/A All Grades | 20.0 |
5 | Intro Paragraph All Grades | 0 |
6 | Sonnet Disc All Grades | X |
7 | 1st Body Paragraph All Grades | 0 |
8 | Computer lab All Grades | 25.0 |
9 | Sonnet test All Grades | 86.0 |
10 | Pride and Prejudice II All Grades | 0 |
11 | Voc 10 C/C All Grades | 30.0 |
12 | Pride and Prejudice IV All Grades | 23.0 |
13 | Voc 10B All Grades | 50.0 |
14 | Pride and Prejudice VI All Grades | 25.0 |
----+------------------------------------------------------------------+-------+

CLASS GRADE: 72.0 D+

COMMENTS: year- 78
</nowiki></pre>
}}

===Canterbury Tales Essay===
An essay on [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]] from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s [[Wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]], with two drafts, a planning/inventory sheet, and a grade sheet. The rough draft looks to be peer-reviewed, while the second draft was most likely reviewed by the teacher. The first draft of the "essay" is just the narrative of the story the essay was supposed to be about, and Chris uses extremely basic punctuation (mainly commas) incorrectly, as well as making up words. The second draft is the same thing minus the fictitious words (but plus numerous tense errors) and with an awfully written conclusion tacked onto the end. Chris earned a 69% grade from a very generous or very stupid marker.

{{quote|And that's how the fox goes overboard w. his pride, and how his crime didn't go into his favor.|Chris's eloquent conclusion in the rough draft, which his teacher didn't even notice was the conclusion}}

{{quote|Well, that's it for the essay.|Chris's revised conclusion}}

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{{collapsible|Rough draft transcription (editor's marks in bold)|
Christian W. Chandler. 
12/4/98 
English, 1

Canterbury essay. (rough draft)

The <s>Cat</s> Canterbury Tales gives us an excellent portrait of life in Mid'''dle'''-ages. <s>Back in the mid-ages, the knights, peasents, and the royalty, lived in</s> The 30 pilgrims are on a journey to the shrine of Thomas-á Becket. On the way to Canterbury; the pilgrims have a contest involving story telling. So, each story each pilgrim told, was a frame story in the story of Canterbury Tales. In the Nun's Priest's Tale [editor crossed out the underline and wrote '''"Don't underline"''' in margin], by Geoffrey Chaucer, the deadly <s>sine</s>'''sin''', Pride was committed.

[editor wrote '''"Say something about Chanticlers dream?"''' in margin and an arrow pointing to this paragraph] In this <s>tale</s> tale/fable, the rooster, Chanticleer expresses too much pride, and it got him into trouble. One day, Chanticleer was sitting on a fencepost, when in the bushes nearby, a sneaky, sly fox was hiding there. The fox came out and told Chanticleer how his father, supposedly, crowed magnificently, the way he had his chest out, head back, '''eyes closed''' then he crowed his great crow. Then, Chanticleer's pride rose; so he <s>[illegible]</s> put his chest out, head back, '''and closed his eyes''' and just before he crowed, the fox pounced, and clasped his jaws on the poor, prideful rooster. And that's how Chanticleer's pride got him into trouble.

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Also in this tale, the fox also expresses too much pride. As the fox carries <s>the</s> Chanticleer in his mouth, Chanticleer flatters the fox by telling him how clever the fox was in capturing Chanticleer. He also mentioned that flattering the chicken and capturing him off guard was "pure genius." When the fox opens his mouth to reply, proudfully, the chicken jumps out and runs away from him, '''up the tree''' <s>and back to the farm.</s> And that's how the fox goes overboard w. his pride, and how his crime didn't go into his favor. 
'''Need a conclusion.'''
}}
{{collapsible|Second draft transcription|
Christian W. Chandler. 
12/10/98 
English, 1

Canterbury essay

[Chris drew a star in the margin to the left of each line. The editor crossed out the entire row of stars on the first page.]

The Canterbury Tales [editor underlined the title for Chris] gives us an excellent portrait of life in the Middle ages. [editor circled the "a" in "ages", presumably because it should have been capitalized] The 30 pilgrims are on a journey to the shrine of Thomas-á-Bechet. On the way to Canterbury, the pilgrims have a contest involving story telling. So, each story that each pilgrim told, [editor wrote "T" above "told", presumably for tense] was a frame story in the story of Canterbury Tales. In The "Nun's Priest's Tale<s>,</s>" by Geoffry Chaucer, the deadly sin<s>,</s> Pride<s>,</s> was committed

In this tale/fable, the rooster, Chanticleer, has a dream in which told was [editor circled "which told was" and wrote "?" above it] going to happen later in the tale. In his dream, Chanticleer...

→

----

[editor wrote "one side only" at top of this page; evidently this essay was supposed to be single-sided]

was attacked by a beast with a "blend of yellow and red." The beast tried to seize him, in his mouth with a "small smout." [editor wrote "sp" above "smout"] Then his wife, Pertelote, woke him up as he was "groaning and lurching," in the [[Chris and reality|"real world."]] But, Pertelote proclaimed that he was a coward<s>,</s> because he was afraid of his dream.

Now, later in the tale, Chanticleer, and the fox, expresses too much pride, and it got both of them into trouble. One day, Chanticleer was sitting on a fence post, then comes the fox. The fox caught Chanticleer by telling him ...

----

about how his father, probably, crowed [editor wrote "Rv" (?) in the margin, possibly meaning "revise"] magnificently, the way he had his chest out, head back, and eyes closed, then he would give a great, magnificent crow. So, Chanticleer [editor wrote "Rv" (?) in the margin, possibly meaning "revise"] expressed too much pride by doing all that, but, just before he crowed, the fox snatched him in his jaws, and ran with the rooster in his mouth. Then, as the fox carries the rooster into the forest, the rooster tells the fox about how clever he was in capturing Chanticleer, and that the fox should shout out how sly and sneaky he was. So, the fox now expressed his pride by...

----

opening his mouth to shout it out, but as he did, the rooster jump out and ran up a tree. And that's [editor circled "t's" and wrote "No contractions" in the margin] how pride got Chanticleer and the fox into trouble.

Now, <s>to conclude this essay,</s> [editor circled "to conclude this essay" and struck it out] Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned <s>that</s> from the mistakes they have made.    <s>Well, that's it for the essay.</s> [editor struck out this last sentence, as well as circling the "t's" in "that's"]
}}
{{collapsible|Planning sheet transcription|
Christian W. Chandler 
12/11/98 
English, 1

<center>Canterbury Essay/Nun's Priest's Tale.</center>

F.C.A.'s:
# 4 Paragraphs.
# Strong topic and Clincher sentences for Middle Paragraphs.
# No fragments/No run-ons
# Minimum of 2 examples/incidents in each <s>p</s> Middle Paragraph.
}}
{{collapsible|Grade sheet transcription|
ENGLISH 11 
DORAZIO

<center>''THE CANTERBURY TALES''</center>

<center>
<table>
<tr>
<td>FORMAT</td>
<td><s>10</s> <s>8</s> '''(6)''' 4 2 0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>CLARITY OF EXPRESSION   </td>
<td><s>10</s> <s>8</s> <s>6</s> <s>4</s> '''(2)''' 0</td>
</tr>
</table>
<table>
<tr>
<td>Four paragraphs</td>
<td>'''(20)''' 15 10 5 0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Complete sentences   </td>
<td><s>20</s> <s>15</s> '''(10)''' 5 0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Examples/incidents</td>
<td><s>20</s> '''(15)''' 10 5 0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Topic sentences</td>
<td><s>10</s> '''(8)''' 6 4 2</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Clincher sentences</td>
<td><s>10</s> '''(8)''' 6 4 2</td>
</tr>
</table>

Total '''69'''/100
</center>
}}

===Japan War Essay===
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A wandering, factually inaccurate essay purported to be about Japan and the United States in World War II, which Chris sagaciously describes as "a very tragic event with [[Megatron pistol|guns]], [[Naïve|insults]], and... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|yuck]]!". Most of the content is directly cited from other works, several of which are actually about World War ''I''. What little content Chris came up with himself is highly subjective, informally and terribly written (the final draft begins with "this essay is about") and frequently racist. The thesis, if it can so be called, is extremely vague. There is an outline and two drafts of the essay. What mark he received for it can only be guessed at.

Of note is that despite this essay being for his English class, and being corrected on it in the rough draft, Chris wrote parts of the headings in Spanish, including writing his name as [[Spanish|Ricardo]], on the final draft.

{{quote|So, the war was started only because the privacy of US was invaded... So, the US and Japan really wanted to [[Chris and sex|get it on]].|Christian Weston Chandler, top scholar of WWII history}}

{{quote|At near the end of the war, "President Woodrow Wilson tried to get Japan to withdraw from Shandong"... Even the President of the US wanted to put an end to this nasty war.|Chris, not realizing that the sentence that he [[Plagiarism|quoted]] begins with "At the end of World War I..."}}

{{quote|But the real "barbarians," were the Japanese people themselves. The US thought the same way...|[[United_States_of_America#Chris_on_patriotism|Chris]]}}

{{quote|"Very confusing + unclear."|Chris's English teacher, providing an apt summary of this essay as well as [[Chris and writing|Chris's writing in general]]}}

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
<s>Christian W.</s> 
Christian W. Chandler 
4/23/99 
English, 1

intro. paragraph: appetizer. introduce topic and give background info. (thesis).

1st body: veggie.

2nd body: potatoes/rice/pasta.

3rd body: meat.

restate thesis: dessert.

Thesis: Now well see how the Japanese people were involved, how the past affected it, and how <s>the</s> <s>it</s> World War II <s>was</s> really started.

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<center>Japan, 1912-1949 

Christian W. Chandler : 
<s>4/5/</s> 
5/4/99

English, 1</center>

On my honer, I, Christian Weston Chandler, pledge
that this paper reflects my own thoughts.
Any sources used to support my ideas
have been properly documented.

'''Very confusing + unclear.'''

----

Christian W. Chandler 
5/4/99 
English, 1 

Japan, 1912-1949.

This essay is about the second World
War, where the US went against Germany
and Japan. The war was a very tragic
event with guns, insults, and... yuck! Now
we will see how Japan was involved, how
the past before it affected it, and how the war
was started.

Like all fights, the war did not start big, but,
<s>"Just a litt</s> [Chris almost forgot to skip a line, but corrected himself]
"Just a little skirmish between Japanese troops
on night maneuvers and Chinese troops guarding
the Marco Polo bridge." (Going to war with Japan, P.3). So the war was started only
because of privacy invasion for U.S. But, even
before that "skirmish," "The Japanese and Americans
had been glowering at each other like boxers from... →

----

P.2 
...opposite corners of a 5,000-mile ring, waiting
for their bout to begin." (War Against Japan,
P.7). So, US and Japan really wanted to
get it on.

During the wait for the start of the war,
the Japanese were, "Cloistered on their remote islands,
with little contact beyond the sea, they deemed
themselves as a superior race and the rest of the
world as barbarians." (War Against Japan, P.8).
<s>But [illegible]</s> But the real "barbarians," were the
Japanese themselves. The US thought the same
way, and, "When Japan marched into Manchuria in
1931, the US denounce the action and said they
would never recognize Japan's conquest." (Going to war with Japan, P.4). Right then, the
US wanted to prove themselves more superior. →

----

P.3. 
As the war went on, both sides saw
that it was unwinnable. "Wartime in Japan was
viewed as sinister."<s>,and fanatical soldiers [illegible]</s> (Forum).
At near the end of the war, "President Woodrow
Wilson tried to get Japan to withdraw from Shandong."
(Going to War with Japan,<s>)</s> P.4). Even the President
of US tried to put <s>and</s> an end to the nasty
war.

<s>So</s>And so, after the war finally ended,
US and Japan came into peace, and <s>some</s>most people from both sides were happy. Now we saw how the war started, and how much Japan was involved.

----

Ricardo W. Chandler. 
5/5/99 
Inglés, 1

<s>Trabajas</s> "Cited."
Moody, Jr., Sidney C., War Against Japan. 
→ Novato, CA. Peridio Press. © 1994.

Utley, Jonathan G., Going to War with Japan. 
→ Knoxville. University of Tennesee Press. © 1985.

"Tojo Hideki." World War II Commemoration. 
→ [http://web.archive.org/web/20081031224316/http://www.grolier.com/wwii/wwii_tojo.html http://WWW.grolies.com/wwii/wwii_tojo.html]

"At 50 years end: The Legacy of War in <s>J</s> Germany 
→ and Japan." Forum. 
→ [http://web.archive.org/web/20000519221203/http://www.smn.co.jp/forum/0068f01e.html http://www.smn.co.jp/forum/0068f01e.html].

'''Incorrect format'''

-----

<s>Ricardo</s> <s>(Christian) W.</s> Chandler. 
5/5/99 
Ingles, 1.

Japan, <s>1912-1949</s>: P.1.

''This essay is about'' [teacher circled this and wrote "weak" in margin] the second World War, where the USA
went against Germany and Japan. The war was a very tragic
event with guns, insults, and...''yuck!'' [teacher wrote a "no" sign over this and wrote "no slang" in margin] Now, ''we'' [teacher circled this and wrote "3rd person" in margin] will see how
Japan was involved, how the past before it affected it, and how the war was started.

Like all fights, the war did not start big, but<s>,</s> "Just
a little skirmish between Japanese troops on night maneuvers
and Chinese troops guarding the Marco Polo Bridge." (''<s>Going to War with Japan'', P.</s>3). [Teacher struck through this and wrote "Author" above it] So, the war was started only because the privacy of US was invaded. But, even before
that "skirmish," "The Japanese and Americans had ''deem'' [teacher circled this word]
glowering at each other like boxers from opposite corners of
a 5,000-mile ring, waiting for their bout to begin." (''<s>War Against Japan,'' P</s>.7). [teacher wrote "Author" above this as well] So, the US and Japan really wanted to
get it on.

During the wait for the start of the war, the Japanese
were, "Cloistered on their remote islands, with little
contact beyond the sea, they deemed themselves as a superior
race and the rest of the world as barbarians." (''War Against Japan,'' P.8). [teacher wrote "Author" above this as well] But the real "barbarians," were the Japanese people themselves. The US thought the same way, and<s>,</s> "When
Japan marched into Manchuria in 1931, the US denounced the actions, and said they would never recognize Japan's
conquest." (<s>''Going to war with Japan,'' P</s>.4). [teacher wrote "Author" above this as well] Then, the US wanted to prove themselves more superior.

----

<s>P.2.</s>

As the war went on, both sides saw that it was
unwinnable. "Wartime in Japan was viewed as sinister."
(Forum). At near the end of the war, "President Woodrow Wilson tried to get Japan to withdraw from Shandong."
(<s>''Going to War with Japan,'' P.4</s>). Even the President of the
US wanted to put an end to this nasty war.

[teacher wrote "Restate Thesis" in margin] And so, after the war finally ended, the US and Japan
agreed to peace, and most people from both sides were happy.
Now, we saw how the war was started, how the past before it
affected it, and how much Japan was involved.
}}
}}

===Best President Essay===
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A typically brief essay for Social Studies class in which Chris explains why John F. Kennedy was the best modern president. Both a rough draft and a final draft are included. While the teacher corrected the final draft, all the notations on the rough draft are in Chris's handwriting. Both drafts are typed. The marking can only be described as generous; Chris constantly changes tense incorrectly, all the paragraphs are terse and uninformative, and Chris even manages to misquote the famous line from Kennedy's inaugural address. Chris received a final grade of 43/50, plus an additional ten points because it was typed. Note that the English teacher who gave him this mark made multiple false corrections, crossed out the same mistake the second time it appeared but not the first time, and did not know how to spell "integrity", and yet he still got hired as a teacher.

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
<center>'''TYPE THREE WRITING''' 

'''"WHO WAS OUR BEST PRESIDENT?"''' </center>

Name: Christian Weston Chandler.

Subject Area: Social Studies

Subject Area Teacher: Lockhart

English Teacher: Dorazio

English Period: 1st

----
Christian W. Chandler.

3/25/99

U.S. Govt., 3.

FCA's:

1. Three qualities identified with support. (30 points)

2. Subject/verb agreement. (10 points)

3. Spelling. (10 points)

"Who was our best President" essay:

The best President from Franklin Roosevelt to Bill Clinton ''is'', [teacher circled this and the word "had" in next two paragraphs and wrote "const. tense" in margin, the tense is actually correct in this case] John F. Kennedy. Kennedy is the best because he gave the role of Presidency new heights. Three good qualities of Kennedy are that he ''had'' [teacher crossed this out and wrote "possessed"] moral integrity, leadership, and intellect.

Kennedy had ''integrity'' [teacher circled this and wrote "sp." Chris's spelling is not incorrect] when he was President. For one thing, he was honest about his qualities for president. He was a democrat, 42-years old when he ran, he was a congressman and a senator, had a wealthy, catholic family, and he was a hero in World War II. Even though those were his drawbacks, he used them as an advantage in his television debut. [teacher wrote "weak support" in margin]

Kennedy had leadership when he was a President. His leadership was expressed when he did two things: when he gave his famous speech, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you could do for your country." And when he ended the Cuban Missile Strike by putting the country under "quarantine."

''And'' [teacher crossed this out] Kennedy had intellect when he was a President. It was obvious; to put $9 billion towards space programs, he probably would have known a possible way to put a man on the moon before he put the money towards it.[teacher wrote, "another example????"]

''To sum it up'' [teacher crossed this out], John F. Kennedy was the best President; he had moral integrity, leadership, and intellect. Compared to the other Presidents from Franklin Roosevelt to Bill Clinton, they could not have said a better speech, or put the money to a better use.

[teacher wrote "43/50 +10 typed"]

----
Christian W. Chandler

3/24/99

U.S. Govt., 3.

[At the top of the page, Chris wrote: "F.C.A.'s → 3 qualities I.D. w. support. (30) subject/verb agreement (10) spelling. (10)]

"Who was our best President?" essay (RD): [Rough Draft]

The best President from Franklin Roosevelt to Bill Clinton is, John F. Kennedy. Kennedy is the best, [Chris crossed out this comma] because he gave the role of Presidency new heights. ''3'' [Chris crossed this out and wrote, "three"] good qualities of Kennedy are that he was honest, a great leader, and pretty smart. [Chris crossed out "was" and replaced these words with "had moral integrety, leadership, and intellect."]

Kennedy was an ''honest''[Here he drew lines to the above handwritten phrase. The paper is cluttered with many other lines meant to incorporate the new phrasing throughout the essay.] president. For one thing, he was honest about his qualities for president. He was a democrat, 42-years old when he ran, he was a congressman and a senator, had a wealthy, catholic family, and a hero in World War II. Even though those were his drawbacks, he used them as an advantage in his television debut.

Kennedy was a great leader. His leadership was expressed when he did two things: when he gave his famous speech, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you could do for your country." And when he ended the Cuban Missile Strike by putting the country under "quarantine."

And Kennedy was a very smart man. It was obvious; to put money towards space programs, he probably would have known a possible way to put a man on the moon before he put the money towards it. [Here Chris wrote, "$9,000,000,000.00"]

To sum it up, John F. Kennedy was the best President; he was honest, a good leader, and pretty smart. Compared to the other Presidents from Franklin Roosevelt to Bill Clintion, they could not have said a better speech, or put the money to a better use.
}}
}}

===Warm Fuzzies===
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A page in which Chris's classmates wrote positive things about him, presumably as a teacher-mandated attempt to bring each other "Warm Fuzzies" and promote acceptance among the class. Most of his classmates clearly stuck by the adage "If you don't have anything nice to say, give a light, generic compliment instead." The things they wrote suggest that Chris's [[random-access humor]] was in abundant use by this stage.

<center>{{quotebox|
<big>"Warm Fuzzies" for</big> 
Christian W. Chandler.

I Like [[Chris and fashion|your clothes]] 
Is a very funny and nice person 
O.K 
funny 
you are a nice person 
Nice watch 
Your a very funny guy 
You're a good friend 
You tell great jokes. 
You tell fun Jokes
}}
</center>

===Student Life Essay===
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A planning sheet and rough draft of an essay about how high school students' jobs affect their school performance (not a problem for Chris, of course). Chris inexplicably drew a star at the beginning of each line. An editor (transcribed below '''in bold'''; hopefully a peer, but unfortunately probably the teacher) has made numerous false corrections of things that were not incorrect, as well as making grievous spelling and grammar errors in their written comments.

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Intro.: ["Intro." is circled in red pen] 
Work vs. Students' life . 
1st body.: health, sick, tired injuries, death. ["1st body" is circled in red pen] 
2nd body.: social life, family, friends, time, money. 
3rd body.: education, school-related, make-up work, tired, grades. 
Conclusion. Reccomendations. ["Conclusion" is circled in red pen] 
reasons: personal, $, why?, satisfaction [an arrow is drawn from "reasons" and pointing to "1st body" in red pen]

----

Christian W. Chandler 
2/11/99 
English, 1

Work vs. Student Life: (w. 1st body): (rd)

<s>Some High School students have jobs. And some students don't. But, between school and work, I beleive [sic] that during school years, we can waive work, and Save the problem, physically and grade-wise.</s>

'''Health concerns may be a risk to those students who are working.'''

<s>The</s> High School students <s>that</s>'''who''' have jobs, '''may''' could get sick, tired or injured, and could affect their school grades. According to the Man H. S. student work survey, 42% of working students, sometimes oversleep for school. 29% of w-students' grades dropped. 25% students get sick more often. 17%-36% students have a large-moderate amt. of [[stress]]]. 34% students...

----
Christian W. Chandler 
2/12/99 
English, 1

cont... (rd)

...have people at work who stress them out, and 37% say that it comes from co-workers. And 41% students sleep during class. <s>Therefore, all that supports my theory.</s> '''These are all factors of how working will effect a students health.'''

To conclude this essay, I would reccomend that for those students who are interested in a job, to maybe only work on weekends, and wait till the summer to work on weekdays. In fact, according to the survey, if working students had a choice, to quit work or school, 73% said, work is out, school is in. To save on physical and grade-wise problems, we can waive work during the school year.
}}
}}

===S.O.L. Test===
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Chris suggests in this [[Wikipedia:Standards of Learning|Standards of Learning]] (SOL) essay that his high school's [[Minor_CWC-isms|"seinor"]] class should fund the construction of an indoor swimming pool in the gym as their class gift, exhibiting that [[Chris and money|he has no notion of how much that would cost]]. He alludes to gym teachers having ''"wet-wild" times with the students'' in the prospective pool; it's unclear whether this is an attempt at [[Random-access humor|innuendo]] or that Chris genuinely didn't realize how it sounded.
{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Christian W. Chandler 
3/10/99 
S. O. L. Test, 2

S.O.L. Test:

Every year, the Seinor/Graduating class presents a gift for the school. The money for their gift is taken out of the Seinor fund. Usually, each gift is great for the future students, and the school. My idea for a class gift, would be to have an indoor swimming pool built in the gym area.

With the addittion of the swimming pool, it could do great things for the studnets, and the school, and P.E. classes. Since the students have to wait until next summer to cool off, and exercise in a pool, they could keep those legs and arms "seaworthy" with the pool in the gym. It would also be a great option for P.E. classes, besides basketball, jogging, and weight-lifting, the (PE) teachers could [[Pedofork|have a "wet-wild" time with the students]]. And the school would have a swim-team, and compete with other "pool-filled" schools.

An indoor pool would be a great benefit for the students, school, and P.E. teachers/classes. That is why I think an indoor-swimming pool would be a great graduation gift for the school.
}}
}}

===13 Lucky Writing Tips===
{{main|13 Lucky Writing Tips}}

This document is perhaps the single most baffling example of Chris's writing currently on record, which is [[Chris and English|no mean feat]]. The 13 Lucky Writing Tips are a list of notes Chris took which were most likely suggestions and recommendations (duly ignored) from a textbook that were read off by a teacher.

Directly contradicting the very first item on the list, Chris switches from English to [[Spanish]] '''mid-sentence''' about a third of the way through the list.

==[[Spanish]]==
===Adjectives worksheet===
[[File:Tengo que ir rápido.jpg|thumb]]
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This work is dated 8/2/99, most likely referring to 8 February [[1999]] using the [[Wikipedia:Date format by country|Spanish date format]]. Chris used pop culture figures ([[Pokémon]], [[Sonic]], [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls'']]) to illustrate vocabulary words. Chris's class seems to have watched Spanish dubs of ''The Powerpuff Girls'' in class<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>, so for once he had an excuse for shoving fictional characters into his schoolwork. His Pokémon are revealing: he describes Christian the Charmeleon as ''muy delgado'' ("[[Obesity|very thin]]"), [[Spanish#Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]] the Raichu as ''muy divertido'' ("[[Random access humor|very funny]]"), and [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] the Beedrill as ''muy feo'' ("very ugly").

This appears to be Chris's earliest reference to Pokemon. It had been introduced in North America four months earlier.

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
'''Nombre:''' Ricardo W. Chandler 
'''Fecha:''' 8/2/99

[graded 20/20 in green pen]

<table>
<tr>
<th>'''Palabra (adjetivo)'''</th>
<th>'''Dibujo (en color)'''</th>
<th>'''Oracion completa'''</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>'''grande'''</td>
<td></td>
<td>'''El elefante es muy grande.'''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>rápido</td>
<td></td>
<td>Sonic el puerco erizino es muy rápido.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>gordo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Mario es muy gordo.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>especial</td>
<td></td>
<td>Sra. Boyle es muy especial.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>delgado</td>
<td></td>
<td>Christian el Charmeleon es muy delgado.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>guapo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Sonic el Wartortle es guapo.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>divertido</td>
<td></td>
<td>Ricacdo el Raichu es muy divertido.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>serio</td>
<td></td>
<td>Flyer el Pidgeot es muy serio en las batallas.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>feo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Cole el Beedrill es muy feo.</td>
</tr>
----
<tr>
<td>malo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Rattrap el Ratticate es muy malo.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>inteligente</td>
<td></td>
<td>Rocky el Golem es inteligente.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>pelirrojo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Blossom es pelirroja.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>bajo</td>
<td></td>
<td>Buttercup es baja.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>sempático</td>
<td></td>
<td>Bubbles es muy sempática.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>añtipatico</td>
<td></td>
<td>Dexter es muy antipatico.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>alto</td>
<td></td>
<td>Dee Dee es muy alta.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>aburrido</td>
<td></td>
<td>Mo-Jo<s>-</s>Jo-Jo es muy aburrìdo.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>bueno</td>
<td></td>
<td>Bomberman es muy bueno.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fuerte</td>
<td></td>
<td>Knuckles el enchidna es muy fuerte.</td>
</tr>
</table>
}}}}

{{clear}}

===''Las Profesiones'' worksheet===
<center><gallery>
File:Spanish Worksheet 001.jpg
File:Spanish Worksheet 002.jpg
</gallery></center>
This ungraded worksheet deals with labeling various people with job titles, and then stating whether they are ''bueno o malo'' ("good or bad" – at their work, presumably). Chris refers to Ricardo as a ''bombero'' ("[[Brushfire Video|firefighter]]"), and to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] as an ''ingeniero técnico'' ("technical engineer"). Demonstrating his mastery of Spanish, Chris described every single person on the worksheet as ''bueno'', and wrote ''de'' ("of"[masc.]) instead of ''es'' ("is") for a few rows, resulting in nonsensical phrases like ''April de reportera de TV bueno.'' ("April of good TV reporter.").
{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Ricardo W. Chandler.

'''<big>Las Profesiones</big>'''
<table>
<tr>
<th>Dibujo</th>
<th>Formas Diferentes </th>
<th>Nombre en una oración completa </th>
<th>Bueno o Malo ? (oración completa) </th>
<th>Notes</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>medico medica medicos medicas </td>
<td>Pablo es medico </td>
<td>Palo es medico bueno. </td>
<td>Doctor</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>profesor profesora profesores profesoras </td>
<td>Claudia es profesora </td>
<td>Claudia es profesora buena </td>
<td>Teacher</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>bombero bombero bomberos bomberos </td>
<td>Ricardo es bombero. </td>
<td>Ricardo es bombero bueno. </td>
<td>Fire Fighter </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>abogado abogada abogaos abogadas </td>
<td>Maro es abogado. </td>
<td>Mario es abogado bueno. </td>
<td>Lawer</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>secretario secretaria secretarios secretarias </td>
<td>Lisa es secretaria. </td>
<td>Lisa es secretaria bueno. </td>
<td>Secretary</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>fontanero fontanera fontaneros fontaneras </td>
<td>Mario es fontanero. </td>
<td>Mario es fontanero bueno. </td>
<td>Plumber</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td><s>Engineer</s> ingeniero ingeniera ingenieros ingenieras </td>
<td>Robert F. Chandler Jr. es ingeniero, técnico. <s>bueno</s> </td>
<td>Robert F. Chandler Jr. es ingeniero <s>tech</s> técnico bueno. </td>
<td>Engineer</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>enfermero enfermera enfermeros enfermeras </td>
<td>Leverne es enfermera. </td>
<td>Leverne es enfermera bueno. </td>
<td>Nurse</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>arquitecto arquitecta arquitectos arquitectas </td>
<td>Joe es arquitecto. </td>
<td>Joe es arquitecto bueno. </td>
<td>Architect</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>dentista dentista dentistas dentistas </td>
<td>Dr. Webb es dentista. </td>
<td>Dr. Webb es dentista bueno. </td>
<td>Dentist</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>camereo camerea camereos camereas </td>
<td>Jose es camereo. </td>
<td>Jose es camereo bueno. </td>
<td>Waiter</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>reportero reportera reporteros reporteras </td>
<td>April de reportera de TV. </td>
<td>April de reportera de TV bueno. </td>
<td>Reporter</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>cajero cajera cajeros cajeras </td>
<td>Sara de cajera. </td>
<td>Sara de cajera bueno. </td>
<td>Cashier</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<td>presidente presidente presidentes presidentes </td>
<td>Clinton es presidente. </td>
<td>Clinton es presidente bueno. </td>
<td>President</td>
</tr>
</table>
}}}}

===''En mi cuarto'' worksheet===
<center><gallery>
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Ricardo W. Chandler

7/12/98

Español, '''4'''

En mi cuarto, <s>yo llavo</s>hay una mochilla [''sic''], una cama, unos videos, <s>una video</s>, unos pósters, un televisón [''sic''], <s>un juego de</s>, unos juegos de videos, un pasador, unos estántes, unos libros, ∧y unos almohadas.

En mi cuarto <s>yo</s> no <s>llavo</s>hay una alfombra, unos discos, un estéreo, un radio despertádor, unas plantas, una cámara, unas cintas, un máquina de escribir, una silla, y una grabadora.
}}}}

Chris describes the contents of [[Chris's room|his room]], circa 1998. His list is, mercifully, not exhaustive.

===''Las profesiones y nacionalidad''===
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</gallery></center>
[[File:Spanish homework - Lego motorcycle police drawing.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and art|Hm, yeah... Looks about right.]]]]
A worksheet which required pictures of six different professions and six different flags, with one profession and flag combination per page, and sentences describing each page (e.g. ''El es un médico cubano'', or "He is a Cuban doctor"). Chris opted to hand-draw each page with Crayola Magic Markers, using [[Lego]] minifigures and/or Lego catalog photos as models. Note that the [[United States of America|United States]] flag (complete with 25 pentagrams and 15 stripes) is depicted waving in the breeze, while the flags of all other nations are shown flat.
{{collapsible|Transcription|
''10/13/98 (due date)'' 
Nombre: ''Ricardo W. Chandler'' 
Clase: ''4'' 
Fecha ''10/11/98''

<big>'''Las profesiones y nacionalidad'''</big>

# Draw, cut from a magazine, or computer generate, six pictures of different professions. ''(color)''
# Pictures musts be in color.
# Each picture must be mounted (glued or taped) on a separate 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of white paper. (NO NOTEBOOK PAPER!!)
# At the bottom of each sheet draw a picture of a flag (at least 3 x 5) from a different country. Each sheet must have a different flag. A total of six countries must be represented.
# On a SEPARATE sheet of paper you will write a sentence describing the person's profession and nationality.
:EJEMPLO: ''El es un médico cubano.'' 
:::''Ella es una abogada ínglesa.''

You will be graded on the following:

<table>
<tr>
<td>6 pictures of professions attached to an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of white paper.</td>
<td><s>8</s> 9 pts.</td>
<td>9</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Pictures in color.</td>
<td>2 pts.</td>
<td>2</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>One flag attached to each profession.</td>
<td><s>8</s> 9 pts.</td>
<td>9</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Sentences describing person's profession and nationality.</td>
<td>12 pts.</td>
<td>10</td>
</tr>
</table>

'''TOTAL:''' 30/<s>30</s>/32 
'''GRADE:''' A 
[Teacher wrote "Great pictures" and "''¡Muy creativo!''".]

----

# ''El es un policia Estadounidense.'' [Teacher deducted half a point for missing the ´ mark in ''policía''.]
# ''El es un combatiente Japonés.''
# ''El es un cartero Chino.''
# ''El es un mecánico Españolo.'' [Teacher deducted half a point for the "o" in ''Españolo'', then changed it to a full point. Note that Chris depicted the Mexican flag, not the Spanish flag, but the teacher apparently didn't notice and/or care.]
# ''El es un bombero Canadiense.''
# ''El es un Constricción trabajadora Italiano.'' [Teacher deducted half a point for the "a" in ''trabajadora''.]
}}

==Chemistry==
===Mock Job Interview===
<center><gallery>
File:Pretend Job interview Chem Class 001.jpg
File:Pretend Job Interview Chem Class 002.jpg
File:Pretend Job Interview Chem Class 003.jpg
File:Pretend Job Interview Chem Class 004.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Getting Acquainted===
<center><gallery>
File:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg
</gallery></center>
A bingo-like "icebreaker" activity in which the students of the class were supposed to get to know each other by exchanging personal trivia. Chris refused to talk to any [[JERKS|male students]], and left the grid incomplete (including the square he was supposed to fill in himself).

Transcription (classmates' answers in '''bold'''):
<blockquote style="background-color:#f0f0f0">
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|DATE ||''9/8/98'' || CHAPTER ||
|-
|NAME ||''Christian Chandler'' || PERIOD || ''2''
|}

<center>GETTING ACQUAINTED</center>

Have one person from this class sign and complete each of the boxes. Try to remember interesting facts about each of your classmates. See how many different signatures you can collect. Don't waste time.

<center>
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
|-
|Has an unusual pet. What is it?|| Is taking a music class. '''Heidi''' What period? '''3+7'''||Lives in my neighborhood. What neighborhood?||Has flown in an airplane. '''Sarah''' Where to? '''Florida'''||Moved to this area recently. How long ago?
|-
|Has traveled out of the US. '''Dana''' Where to? '''Korea'''||Has two or more sisters. '''Maranda''' Their names? '''Mandy Megan'''||Dislikes a food I like. What food?||Has a sibling in college. What college?||Is wearing something yellow. What?
|-
|Is older than me. '''Heidi''' How old? '''18'''||Was born outside Virginia. Where?||Me !! Favorite color?||Drove a car to school today. What make?||Is taller than me. How tall?
|-
|Will play a varsity sport. What sport?||Has ridden on a train. '''Kellie''' Where to? '''Florida'''||Attended first grade outside Chesterfield. Where?||Is younger than me. '''Natasha''' How old? '''17 yr.'''||Is in another class with me. What class?
|-
|Has seen "Men in Black". How many times?||Has two or more brothers. Their names?||Has four or more pets. How many?||Likes a food I dislike. What food?||Has a toothbrush the same color as mine. What color?
|}
</center>

Have you completed the box in the center of the grid? When you have completed five boxes in a row (diagonally, horizontally or vertically) show the results to me for my approval and further instructions.
</blockquote>

==Safety Worksheets==
===Safety in the Kitchen worksheet===
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File:CWC Safety Worksheet 001.jpg
File:CWC Safety Worksheet 002.jpg
</gallery></center>
A dull worksheet designed to educate children about kitchen safety. This worksheet evidently had little effect on Chris, since he went on to [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slip on cat shit in the kitchen]] and then [[2014 house fire|cause his house to burst into flames]] because of a kitchen-related accident.
{{collapsible|Transcription (Chris's writing in ''italics'')|{{quotebox|
Name ''Christian W. Chandler.'' Date ''10/29/98'' Class Hour     

'''RETEACHING''' 
Section 7.2 
Safety in the Kitchen

<center>'''<big>Safety First</big>'''</center>

The purpose of this activity is to review safety guidelines for working in the kitchen.

'''Directions:''' How well do you know the safety rules that you should follow in the kitchen? Show what you know by answering each question.

'''General Safety''' 
1. What should you do after you open a cabinet door or drawer? Why? 
:''close them ; you could get hurt if you bump into it if it's open.''

2. Where should heavy pots and pans be stored? Why? 
:''low shelves ; you can reach them safely.''

3. What might happen if you wear dangling jewelry or sleeves when working in the kitchen? 
:''they could catch fire or get tangled in appliances.''

'''Preventing Falls''' 
4. What is the safe way to reach something on a high shelf? 
:''use firm step stool.''

5. What should you do if you spill something on the floor of the kitchen? Why? 
:''clean up; to prevent falls.''

'''Sharp Objects''' 
6. Where should knives be stored? 
:''in <s>÷</s> drawer ÷ or rack.''

7. Why shouldn't you soak knives in the sink? 
:''you could cut yourself.''

8. If there is broken glass on the floor, how should you clean it up? 
:''w. wet paper towel .''

<center>(Continued on next page)</center>

'''FOOD FOR TODAY RETEACHING ACTIVITIES Copyright © Glencoe''' 
'''43'''

----

Name     Date     Class Hour    

<center>Section 7.2 Reteaching (continued)</center>

'''Electrical Safety''' 
9. What is an important rule to remember about electricity and water? 
:''combined = serious shock.''

10. What could happen if you plug too many appliances into one outlet? 
:''it could start a fire.''

11. What is the correct way to unplug an appliance? 
:''grasp ^cord at electrical outlet.''

'''Hazardous Chemicals''' 
12. Why is it unsafe to mix two cleaning products together? 
:''could give off poisonous fumes.''

13. What should you do before buying any household chemical? Why? 
:''read label <s>caf</s> carefully; to be sure of [?] to follow directions.''

14. Where should household chemicals be stored? 
:''away from food, where children can't reach them, and away from heat source.''

'''Range and Microwave Safety''' 
15. What is the safe way to take a hot pan out of the oven? 
:''using potholders or oven mitts.''

16. What is the safe way to uncover a hot pan on the range? 
:''lift far edge corner first.''

17. What should you do if a fire starts inside the microwave oven? 
:''turn off microwave, and keep door closed 'til fire goes out.''

<center>If you need help, see pages 188-194 in your textbook.</center>

'''44''' 
'''FOOD FOR TODAY RETEACHING ACTIVITIES Copyright © Glencoe'''
}}
}}

===Kitchen Safety outline===
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File:CWC Safety Worksheet 003.jpg
File:CWC Safety Worksheet 004.jpg
</gallery></center>
An outline on kitchen safety. As with the worksheet, Chris failed to absorb most of the guidelines here, unless [[2009-2016 tweets#29_June_2013|"putting bandages on our Mom's holey buttocks"]] counts as "[guarding] against pests/bugs".
{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
Christian W. Chandler 
10/29/98 
Food 4 Fit., 7

Safety:

I. A. Hold knife by handle cut away from finders; use cutting board. 
:B. Wash knives seperately. 
:C. Insert beaters or blades before plugging in 
:D. Beware of sharp edges on can lids. 
:E. Clean up glass w. wet paper towel.

II. Prevent Burns: 
:A. Use wooden spoons to stir. 
:B. Use potholders for both stove & microwave. 
:C. Turn pan handles to center. 
:D. Lift far side of pot's lid; so steam escapes away from you. 
:E. Don't put fry pans on table - drape extension cords. 
:F. Run cold water on any burning skin

III. Prevent Fires: 
:A. Keep all flammable materials away from burners. 
:B. Don't wear loose garments; big steeves. 
:C. Keep stove top and oven free of grease; clean hood. 
:D. Smother grease fire; turn off heat, then cover. 
:E. Turn off gas stove... if you smell gas.

IV. Prevent Shocks: 
:A. 1 appliance in 1 outlet at a time; unplug when not in use. 
:B. No fray cords/broken.

→

----

:C. Keep electrical appliances away from water or wet hands. 
:D. Don't stick metal utensils in a toaster.

V. Prevent Falls: 
:A. Clean Up spills. 
:B. Remove anything you might trip over; toys; shoes, etc... 
:C. Use a step stool... not a chair or box. 
:D. Non-slip rugs.

VI. Prevent Spread of Bacteria and Germs. 
:A. Sanitize surfaces; soap<s>,</s> and bleach (use). 
:B. Wash hands. 
:C. Keep hair up. 
:D. don't use stirring spoon to taste. 
:E. sneeze/cough.... rewash hands. 
:F. wash fruits, vegetables, can tops. 
:G. <s>guad a</s> guard against pests/bugs. 
:H. Store foods properly.. shelf life. 
:I. Fats/Protein (meat, fish, milk, eggs, poultry, mago), bacteria grows fast, wash any surface they have been on <s>bf</s> before re-using.

VII. Prevent food poisoning: 
:A. Avoid danger zone, 60°-125°F, when bacteria grows fast.

→
}}
}}

===Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet===
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File:CWC Safety Worksheet 005.jpg
</gallery></center>
A true/false worksheet on kitchen safety. Chris's answers have been corrected and each has been marked with either a checkmark or a smiley, with no apparent pattern.

{{collapsible|Transcription|{{quotebox|
''Christian W. Chandler''

<center>Kitchen Safety</center>

True or False

 ''f''  ✓  1. Grease and oils are non-flammable liquids. ["non-flammable" is circled] 
 ''f''  ✓  2. It takes approximately one hour for grease to burst ''15-20 min.'' into flames. 
 ''t''  ✓  3. Tie long hair back while preparing food. 
 ''f''  ✓  4. It is okay to wear long, loose sleeves while cooking. 
''<s>t</s> f'' ☺ 5. The quickest way to put out a glease fire is with water. 
 ''f''  ✓  6. Turn burners on to "high" to allow the frying pan to reach the maximum heat quicker. 
''<s>f</s> t'' ☺  7. If you have a choice, cook on back burners. 
 ''t''  ✓  8. Never move a pan that is on fire. 
 ''t''  ✓  9. If a pan fire occurs, cover quickly with a cookie sheet then turn off the burner. 
''<s>f</s> t'' ☺ 10. If a fire occurs in an oven, shut the door and turn off the heating source. 
 ''t''  ✓ 11. Metal may cause arcing and fires in the microwave. 
''<s>f</s> t'' ☺ 12. Sugars and jellies can reach scalding temperatures in the microwave. 
''<s>t</s> f'' ☺ 13. One-half of fire deaths are caused by kitchen fires. 
 ''f''  ✓ 14. If your clothes catch on fire, run to the nearest water supply. 
 ''t''  ✓ 15. Hairspray is a flammable liquid. ["flammable" is circled] 
 ''f''  ☺ 16. Baking soda is a combustible powder. ["combustible" is circled] 
 ''t''  ☺ 17. Flour is a combustible powder. ["combustible" is circled] 
 ''t''  ✓ 18. Smoke alarms should be checked frequently ''monthly'' to see if they are in working condition. 
 ''f''  ✓ 19. Run hot water on burns.
}}
}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Education}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:High School Saga]]

Yu-Gi-Oh!

2023-02-01T03:25:00Z

TopHatGuy: /* In Sonichu */

[[File:Chris-Chan's Yu-Gi-Oh Card.jpg|thumb|A TRUE and HONEST CWC-themed Monster Card.]]
[[Image:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|right|"I am STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls! ...and here's a drawing of me dressed as Dark Magician Girl :3"]]

'''''Yu-Gi-Oh!''''' is a Japanese manga about a boy named Yugi who, after solving an ancient artifact called the Millennium Puzzle, inherits a spirit named Yami in his body, and goes around playing a trading card game called Duel Monsters. The manga has spun off into an entire multimedia franchise, including several anime series co-produced by NAS and Studio Gallop, and an actual version of the TCG featured in the stories (produced by Konami, who sponsored the anime), which emphasize trusting in "the heart of the cards" as a key skill.

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is a fan of the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' TCG, and has incorporated the use of its "spell cards" into ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Much like his custom [[Pokémon]] cards, Chris has created dozens of homemade Yu-Gi-Oh! cards about himself and his characters.

Though his interest in the franchise has subsided in recent years, ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' will always be noteworthy in the story of Chris's life due to him meeting [[Megan Schroeder]] during a TCG match at [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[2005]].

==In ''Sonichu''==
Chris employs ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' references early on in the ''Sonichu'' series, usually when portraying himself himself battling [[Wes Iseli]]. His ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' influence peaks in [[Episode 12]], where Chris uses his deck of cards to prevent Wes from ruining the wedding of [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] and [[William Spicer]]. Spicer himself is depicted as [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061104040054/yugioh/images/7/78/Jack'sKnightEEN-EN-R.jpg Jack's Knight], one of the characters in the cards, either because Chris couldn't draw him or didn't know what he looked like.

A side plot in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] involves Chris beaming about his new friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]], who probably sparked his unusual fixation on the game. Though the ability to turn trading cards into real effects seemed to be effective at taking down Chris's foes, he evidently lost interest in the franchise not long after, and [[Metal Sonichu|the cards vanished from that point onward without explanation]].

Chris has also drawn himself as [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090709225705/yugioh/images/8/8c/DarkMagicianGirlDPYG-EN-SR-1E.jpg Dark Magician Girl], a female ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character complete with hairy legs and Sonichu medallion. Whether this is an example of [[random-access humor]] or an allusion to Chris's [[Trans|eventual gender issues]] remains unknown.

==Custom ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Cards==
Chris created many custom ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards from August to September 2004, and a single one in May 2006. Some of his custom cards have effects relying on monsters being [[JERKS|male]] or [[Sweetheart|female]], such as "[[Virgin with rage|Virgin With Rage]]", "A Jerk" and "[[Attraction Sign|Girlfriend Attraction]]". This comes despite gender having no effect in official cards, rarely even being specified.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Monsters
|-
! Card
! Name
! Level
! Code
! Description
! Attack
! Defence
! Date
|-
| [[File:189-YuSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]
| 4
|
| [Beast]
A speedy [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]. He transformed from a Pikachu after exposure to the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 1600
| 1400
|
|-
| [[File:253-YuBchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-009
| [Beast]
Blachu was cloned from Sonichu's DNA with a dose of Cherry Cola.
| 1600
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:211-YuMetonic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]
| 6
| CWC-005
| [Beast/Warrior]
His armor adds [[Obesity|weight]], so he can't perform a spin dash. His spikes are diamond-sharp.
| 2300
| 2500
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Rosechu]]
| 4
| CWC-004
| [Beast/Effect]
If Sonichu is face-up on your side of the field, increase attack of Sonichu and Rosechu by 500 points.
| 1500
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:218-YuUltSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Ultra Sonichu]]
| 10
| CWC-006
| [Beast/Effect]
Ultra Sonichu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 life points when [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. Then you can Special Summon this card from your hand or your deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|150px]]
| [[Angelica]] Rosechu
| 3
| CWC-016
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Prevent all effects of any of your opponent's spell cards to any of your face-up monsters.
| 1400
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble Rosechu]]
| 3
| CWC-015
| [Aqua]
She was raised by a mother [[Pokémon|Swampert]] who taught her how to create tidal waves.
| 1200
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:126-YuCChan.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]
| 5
| CWC-019
| [Beast]
His origin is unknown, but quandry [''[[Chris and English#Spelling|sic]]''] is brought up over the Sonichu-head mark on his chest.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:280-YuMagi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu
| 4
| CWC-018
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Each time your opponent activates a spell card, you may draw a card.
| 1400
| 1300
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|150px]]
| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-017
| [Beast-Warrior]
He was raised in a dojo in Japan, where he lost his tail in a tough battle.
| 2000
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]
| 7
| CWC-021
| [Fairy/Effect]
For each Light monster in the graveyard, increase Sarhamah's attack by 300 points.
| 2700
| 2500
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]
| 5
| CWC-013
| [Beast]
Vamprosa's bite can suck the life out of her enemies. Her cape enables her to fly.
| 2000
| 1800
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wes-Li]] Sonichu
| 5
| CWC-020
| [Fiend/Effect]
If [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is face-up on the field, increase Chris-chan Sonichu's attack by 500 points.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:260-YuWild.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wild Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-014
| [Beast]
With his sharp razor leaf, speed and ninja skills, and he can he can escape into the wild.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin With Rage]]
| 2
| CWC-024
| [Warrior/Effect]
For each [[JERKS|male monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's attack by 500 points. For each [[Sweetheart|female monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's defense by 500 points.
| 500
| 500
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:140-AJerk.jpg|150px]]
| A [[Jerk]]
| 4
| CWC-38
| [Fiend/Effect]
If your opponent attacks with a female monster, she can only attack this jerk.
| 2000
| 1500
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:152-YuCrystal.jpg|150px]]
| [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal The Female Twin]]
| 3
| CWC-37
| [Warrior]
Beautiful and strong with courage and confidence. She will help her male counterpart, Christian Weston Chandler.
| 1300
| 1800
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:142-QuizGirlfriend.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend?]]
| 3
| CWC-28
| [Fiend]
Could she be the love of my life? Probably not...; I'm sure she is already paired up with some jerk.
| 1000
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]]
| 4
| CWC-29
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Flip. Special summon 1 DARK monster from your hand onto your side of the field.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:141-JerksLoiteringLot.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerk]]'s Loitering Lot
| 4
| CWC-39
| [Fiend/Effect]
Each time you or your opponent normal, set or Special Summons a male monster on the field, place a counter on this card (max 3). You can remove all 3 counters from this card to destroy 1 male monster on the field.
| 0
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:223-SonichuZord2.jpg|150px]]
| [[Power Rangers|Sonichu Zord]]
| 8
| CWC-25
| [Machine]
Created by [[Dr. Eggman]] for [[Giovanni]]'s Rocket Rangers, it serves to stomp the [[Chaotic Combo]].
| 3500
| 3000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[File:288-YuBionic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| 4
| CWC-46
| [Beast]
Bionic is the world's greatest basketball player, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother.
| 1800
| 1300
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:285-YuFlame.jpg|150px]]
| [[Flame the Sunbird]]
| 4
| CWC-48
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Flip. Return a monster to your side of the field to your hand in order to draw 1 card from your deck.
| 2000
| 1500
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerkop]]
| 3
| CWC-44
| [Fiend]
This "copper" fiend wants to shatter the virgin's heart by destroying his tools for attracting a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free woman]], just like how [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]] did.
| 800
| 1000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:222-YuMSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[List of Sonichu characters#Metal Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]]
| 8
| CWC-45
| [Machine]
This robot's sole purpose is to become stronger and faster to destroy [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].
| 2500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:255-YuSilvBchu.jpg|150px]]
| Silver [[Blachu]]
| 10
| CWC-49
| [Beast/Effect]
Silver Blachu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 Life Points when [[Black Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. You can then special summon this card from your hand or deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Spells
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg|150px]]
| Girlfriend Attraction
|
| Special Summon 1 female monster from your hand or deck onto your side of the field.
| August 8, 2004
|-
| [[Image:212-MetonicsSword.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]'s Sword
| CWC-008
| Only [[Metonic]] can be equiped with this card. The monster equiped with this card increases its attack by 1000 points.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Apology]] Letter
| CWC-011
| If your opponent has less life than you, he/she may draw 2 cards.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|150px]]
| City of [[CWCville]]
| CWC-022
| Increase the attack of all monsters on the field with Sonichu, or Rosechu, in their names by 500 points.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin with rage|Lonesome Self]]
| CWC-012
| If you only have one monster on your side of the field, you can Special Summon 1 monster from your hand.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|150px]]
| [[S-Chu Ball]]
| CWC-023
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. As long as the card is face-up on the field, the select monster remains in defense position. When the selected monster is destroyed, this card is also destroyed
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend]]'s Gift
| CWC-33
| If your opponent has more Lifepoints, or monster on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster from either player's graveyard. Special summon that monster onto your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|150px]]
| Hooked on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]
| CWC-34
| This card is used to Ritual Summon any monster with Sonichu or Rosechu in its name. You must also offer monsters from the field or your hand whose total level stars equal the level stars of the ritual monster you are attempting to Ritual Summon.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:213-MetalBoots.jpg|150px]]
| Metal Boots
| CWC-27
| The monster equiped with this card increases its defense by 500 points. The monster remains in defense position, and it can't shift into attack position.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:247-VamprosasCape.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]'s Cape
| CWC-26
| Only Vamprosa can be equipped with this card. The monster equipped with this card increases its defense by 1000 points.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|150px]]
| [[Fangs|Wisdom Teeth]]
|CWC-31
| Increase your Life Points by 500 points for each Spell Card in your Graveyard and on your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|150px]]
| Plan for [[Attraction Location|Attraction]]
| CWC-40
| Pick up (not draw) cards from the top of your deck until a female monster is picked up. Special Summon that card onto your side of the field. Shuffle all other picked up cards back into your deck.
| August 20, 2004
|-
| [[File:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|150px]]
| Fireshock Pendant
| CWC-42
| Increase the monster's attack by 500 points. And when this monster attacks during the damage step, decrease the attack of the monster you are attacking by 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|150px]]
| Lightning Bracelets
| CWC-43
| This card can only be equipped to [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]. Increase the equipped monster's attack and defense by 700 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px]]
| [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]]
| CWC-41
| Increase the equipped monster's attack by 500 points. If the monster has [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in its name, increase its attack by another 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:109-CWCSpellsCard.jpg|150px]]
| "C.W.C" Spells Quick Spells!
| CWC-51
| Discard 1 Spell Card from your hand. Add 2 Spell Cards from your Deck to your hand, shuffle your Deck afterwards.
When activating this card, announce that you will "Activate your QuickSpells with your C.W.C. Spells!"
| May 21, 2006
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Traps
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]
|
| Choose one of your opponent's [[JERKS|male monsters]] and destroy it. If you select a set monster, flip it over. If it is a female, she is not destroyed.
| August 9, 2004
|-
| [[Image:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|150px]]
| [[The Creepy Stare|CWC's Evil Glare]]
| CWC-007
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. Decrease that monster's attack and defense by 700 points. When the selected monster is destroyed or removed from the field, this card is also destroyed.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|150px]]
| Shattered Heart
| CWC-010
| You can activate this card when your opponent attacks with one of this/her monsters. Take control of that monster, and attack another of his/her monsters, or Life Points, then the controlled monster is destroyed.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:127-LevelBattle.jpg|150px]]
| Level Battle
| CWC-32
| You can activate this trap when your opponent attacks with his or her monster against one of your monsters. Compare each monster's number of level stars. The lower level monster is destroyed. If both stars are equal, neither monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg|150px]]
| Light [[Knife]]
| CWC-30
| Select 1 DARK monster on the field. That monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:155-MindSwap.jpg|150px]]
| Mind Swap
| CWC-36
| Select one of your opponent's monsters, then he/she selects one of your monsters. Until the end of the turn this card was activated, each selected monster is controlled by the respected player.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:149-RandomTrick.jpg|150px]]
| [[Random-access humor|Random Trick]]
| CWC-35
| Roll a die.
*If you roll a 1 or 2, reduce opponent's attack to 0.
*If you roll a 3 or 4, switch the position of one of your monsters.
*If you roll a 5 or 6, destroy one of your opponent's monsters.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:375-ChaosEmeralds.jpg|150px]]
| 7 Chaos Emeralds
| CWC-50
| If you have [[Sonichu]] or [[Black Sonichu]] on your side of the field or in your hand, you may remove Sonichu from play to Special Summon Ultra Sonichu from your hand or deck onto your side of the field, or remove Black Sonichu from play to Special Summon Silver Blachu from the hand or your deck onto your side of the field. When this card is destroyed, [[Ultra Sonichu]] and/or Silver Blachu are destroyed and removed from play.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:148-TrapOfFear.jpg|150px]]
| Trap of Fear
| CWC-46
| You can activate this card during your opponent's Standby Phase. Your opponent mush skip to his/her End Phase for the turn this card is activated.
| September 5, 2004
|}

==Let's Play==
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] challenged Chris to a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! over the PS4. Spatchcock wanted to introduce Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-16#post-1317924</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref> The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

Chris did not comment during the video, because he was "not in the mood", even though his mic was on and his TV audible in the background. Spatchcock tried to converse with him, but Chris ignored him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-17#post-1318077</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Yugichris
| ytid = Buh5pXTEZf0
| stardate = 12 [[March 2016]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Women's Day]]
| next = [[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary]]
}}

Spatchcock was not impressed with Chris's game strategy.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-18#post-1319296</ref>

{{quotebox|Chris was using a pre-built deck by the looks of it; it uses some weird ass summoning system where you can pretty much just keep summoning and fusing monsters over and over. Chris was doing it just to do it. No strategy, no planning, just randomly doing shit because the game prompted him to do so. Out of the found rounds we played I trounced him the first two easily...I had to dial back and let him win once I heard the stress sighing. The third round was pretty much given to him but the fourth round he actually seemed to finally have it down on how to use his cards.

This is mentioned in the fourth call but I can share it here without Chris feeling 'betrayed' but I actually bought Chris the game because I set up a wager with him. We're going to play a 2 out of 3 match; if I win Chris is supposed to draw new sonichu pages and if he wins I get him a new PS4 game. He was bragging about how he still has his old cards including Dark Magician Girl. I assume before out big match he's going to build his own deck and I can't wait to see what he comes up with. }}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg|Megan as the Dark Magician. Oddly, she seems to be dressed as Arkana's red Dark Magician from Episode 60 of the show, even though she says that she's been summoned by Yami.
Image:120-CWCSpells.jpg|[[Sonichu 5|CWC-Spells!]]
Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|Jack's Knight, some character from ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Card_games#Yu-Gi-Oh.21_TCG|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' TCG]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Yu-Gi-Oh!|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Wikipedia article]]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Yu-Gi-Oh!

2022-12-01T21:33:08Z

TopHatGuy: /* In Sonichu */ ce

[[File:Chris-Chan's Yu-Gi-Oh Card.jpg|thumb|A TRUE and HONEST CWC-themed Monster Card.]]
[[Image:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|right|"I am STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls! ...and here's a drawing of me dressed as Dark Magician Girl :3"]]

'''''Yu-Gi-Oh!''''' is a Japanese manga about a boy named Yugi who, after solving an ancient artifact called the Millennium Puzzle, inherits a spirit named Yami in his body, and goes around playing a trading card game called Duel Monsters. The manga has spun off into an entire multimedia franchise, including several anime series co-produced by NAS and Studio Gallop, and an actual version of the TCG featured in the stories (produced by Konami, who sponsored the anime), which emphasize trusting in "the heart of the cards" as a key skill.

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is a fan of the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' TCG, and has incorporated the use of its "spell cards" into ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Much like his custom [[Pokémon]] cards, Chris has created dozens of homemade Yu-Gi-Oh! cards about himself and his characters.

Though his interest in the franchise has subsided in recent years, ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' will always be noteworthy in the story of Chris's life due to him meeting [[Megan Schroeder]] during a TCG match at [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[2005]].

==In ''Sonichu''==
Chris employs ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' references early on in the ''Sonichu'' series, usually when portrating himself himself battling [[Wes Iseli]]. His ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' influence peaks in [[Episode 12]], where Chris uses his deck of cards to prevent Wes from ruining the wedding of [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] and [[William Spicer]]. Spicer himself is depicted as [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061104040054/yugioh/images/7/78/Jack'sKnightEEN-EN-R.jpg Jack's Knight], one of the characters in the cards, either because Chris couldn't draw him or didn't know what he looked like.

A side plot in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] involves Chris beaming about his new friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]], who probably sparked his unusual fixation on the game. Though the ability to turn trading cards into real effects seemed to be effective at taking down Chris's foes, he evidently lost interest in the franchise not long after, and [[Metal Sonichu|the cards vanished from that point onward without explanation]].

Chris has also drawn himself as [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090709225705/yugioh/images/8/8c/DarkMagicianGirlDPYG-EN-SR-1E.jpg Dark Magician Girl], a female ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character complete with hairy legs and Sonichu medallion. Whether this is an example of [[random-access humor]] or an allusion to Chris's [[Trans|eventual gender issues]] remains unknown.

==Custom ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Cards==
Chris created many custom ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards from August to September 2004, and a single one in May 2006. Some of his custom cards have effects relying on monsters being [[JERKS|male]] or [[Sweetheart|female]], such as "[[Virgin with rage|Virgin With Rage]]", "A Jerk" and "[[Attraction Sign|Girlfriend Attraction]]". This comes despite gender having no effect in official cards, rarely even being specified.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Monsters
|-
! Card
! Name
! Level
! Code
! Description
! Attack
! Defence
! Date
|-
| [[File:189-YuSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]
| 4
|
| [Beast]
A speedy [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]. He transformed from a Pikachu after exposure to the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 1600
| 1400
|
|-
| [[File:253-YuBchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-009
| [Beast]
Blachu was cloned from Sonichu's DNA with a dose of Cherry Cola.
| 1600
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:211-YuMetonic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]
| 6
| CWC-005
| [Beast/Warrior]
His armor adds [[Obesity|weight]], so he can't perform a spin dash. His spikes are diamond-sharp.
| 2300
| 2500
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Rosechu]]
| 4
| CWC-004
| [Beast/Effect]
If Sonichu is face-up on your side of the field, increase attack of Sonichu and Rosechu by 500 points.
| 1500
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:218-YuUltSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Ultra Sonichu]]
| 10
| CWC-006
| [Beast/Effect]
Ultra Sonichu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 life points when [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. Then you can Special Summon this card from your hand or your deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|150px]]
| [[Angelica]] Rosechu
| 3
| CWC-016
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Prevent all effects of any of your opponent's spell cards to any of your face-up monsters.
| 1400
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble Rosechu]]
| 3
| CWC-015
| [Aqua]
She was raised by a mother [[Pokémon|Swampert]] who taught her how to create tidal waves.
| 1200
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:126-YuCChan.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]
| 5
| CWC-019
| [Beast]
His origin is unknown, but quandry [''[[Chris and English#Spelling|sic]]''] is brought up over the Sonichu-head mark on his chest.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:280-YuMagi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu
| 4
| CWC-018
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Each time your opponent activates a spell card, you may draw a card.
| 1400
| 1300
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|150px]]
| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-017
| [Beast-Warrior]
He was raised in a dojo in Japan, where he lost his tail in a tough battle.
| 2000
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]
| 7
| CWC-021
| [Fairy/Effect]
For each Light monster in the graveyard, increase Sarhamah's attack by 300 points.
| 2700
| 2500
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]
| 5
| CWC-013
| [Beast]
Vamprosa's bite can suck the life out of her enemies. Her cape enables her to fly.
| 2000
| 1800
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wes-Li]] Sonichu
| 5
| CWC-020
| [Fiend/Effect]
If [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is face-up on the field, increase Chris-chan Sonichu's attack by 500 points.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:260-YuWild.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wild Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-014
| [Beast]
With his sharp razor leaf, speed and ninja skills, and he can he can escape into the wild.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin With Rage]]
| 2
| CWC-024
| [Warrior/Effect]
For each [[JERKS|male monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's attack by 500 points. For each [[Sweetheart|female monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's defense by 500 points.
| 500
| 500
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:140-AJerk.jpg|150px]]
| A [[Jerk]]
| 4
| CWC-38
| [Fiend/Effect]
If your opponent attacks with a female monster, she can only attack this jerk.
| 2000
| 1500
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:152-YuCrystal.jpg|150px]]
| [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal The Female Twin]]
| 3
| CWC-37
| [Warrior]
Beautiful and strong with courage and confidence. She will help her male counterpart, Christian Weston Chandler.
| 1300
| 1800
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:142-QuizGirlfriend.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend?]]
| 3
| CWC-28
| [Fiend]
Could she be the love of my life? Probably not...; I'm sure she is already paired up with some jerk.
| 1000
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]]
| 4
| CWC-29
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Flip. Special summon 1 DARK monster from your hand onto your side of the field.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:141-JerksLoiteringLot.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerk]]'s Loitering Lot
| 4
| CWC-39
| [Fiend/Effect]
Each time you or your opponent normal, set or Special Summons a male monster on the field, place a counter on this card (max 3). You can remove all 3 counters from this card to destroy 1 male monster on the field.
| 0
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:223-SonichuZord2.jpg|150px]]
| [[Power Rangers|Sonichu Zord]]
| 8
| CWC-25
| [Machine]
Created by [[Dr. Eggman]] for [[Giovanni]]'s Rocket Rangers, it serves to stomp the [[Chaotic Combo]].
| 3500
| 3000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[File:288-YuBionic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| 4
| CWC-46
| [Beast]
Bionic is the world's greatest basketball player, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother.
| 1800
| 1300
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:285-YuFlame.jpg|150px]]
| [[Flame the Sunbird]]
| 4
| CWC-48
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Flip. Return a monster to your side of the field to your hand in order to draw 1 card from your deck.
| 2000
| 1500
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerkop]]
| 3
| CWC-44
| [Fiend]
This "copper" fiend wants to shatter the virgin's heart by destroying his tools for attracting a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free woman]], just like how [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]] did.
| 800
| 1000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:222-YuMSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[List of Sonichu characters#Metal Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]]
| 8
| CWC-45
| [Machine]
This robot's sole purpose is to become stronger and faster to destroy [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].
| 2500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:255-YuSilvBchu.jpg|150px]]
| Silver [[Blachu]]
| 10
| CWC-49
| [Beast/Effect]
Silver Blachu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 Life Points when [[Black Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. You can then special summon this card from your hand or deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Spells
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg|150px]]
| Girlfriend Attraction
|
| Special Summon 1 female monster from your hand or deck onto your side of the field.
| August 8, 2004
|-
| [[Image:212-MetonicsSword.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]'s Sword
| CWC-008
| Only [[Metonic]] can be equiped with this card. The monster equiped with this card increases its attack by 1000 points.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Apology]] Letter
| CWC-011
| If your opponent has less life than you, he/she may draw 2 cards.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|150px]]
| City of [[CWCville]]
| CWC-022
| Increase the attack of all monsters on the field with Sonichu, or Rosechu, in their names by 500 points.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin with rage|Lonesome Self]]
| CWC-012
| If you only have one monster on your side of the field, you can Special Summon 1 monster from your hand.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|150px]]
| [[S-Chu Ball]]
| CWC-023
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. As long as the card is face-up on the field, the select monster remains in defense position. When the selected monster is destroyed, this card is also destroyed
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend]]'s Gift
| CWC-33
| If your opponent has more Lifepoints, or monster on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster from either player's graveyard. Special summon that monster onto your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|150px]]
| Hooked on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]
| CWC-34
| This card is used to Ritual Summon any monster with Sonichu or Rosechu in its name. You must also offer monsters from the field or your hand whose total level stars equal the level stars of the ritual monster you are attempting to Ritual Summon.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:213-MetalBoots.jpg|150px]]
| Metal Boots
| CWC-27
| The monster equiped with this card increases its defense by 500 points. The monster remains in defense position, and it can't shift into attack position.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:247-VamprosasCape.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]'s Cape
| CWC-26
| Only Vamprosa can be equipped with this card. The monster equipped with this card increases its defense by 1000 points.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|150px]]
| [[Fangs|Wisdom Teeth]]
|CWC-31
| Increase your Life Points by 500 points for each Spell Card in your Graveyard and on your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|150px]]
| Plan for [[Attraction Location|Attraction]]
| CWC-40
| Pick up (not draw) cards from the top of your deck until a female monster is picked up. Special Summon that card onto your side of the field. Shuffle all other picked up cards back into your deck.
| August 20, 2004
|-
| [[File:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|150px]]
| Fireshock Pendant
| CWC-42
| Increase the monster's attack by 500 points. And when this monster attacks during the damage step, decrease the attack of the monster you are attacking by 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|150px]]
| Lightning Bracelets
| CWC-43
| This card can only be equipped to [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]. Increase the equipped monster's attack and defense by 700 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px]]
| [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]]
| CWC-41
| Increase the equipped monster's attack by 500 points. If the monster has [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in its name, increase its attack by another 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:109-CWCSpellsCard.jpg|150px]]
| "C.W.C" Spells Quick Spells!
| CWC-51
| Discard 1 Spell Card from your hand. Add 2 Spell Cards from your Deck to your hand, shuffle your Deck afterwards.
When activating this card, announce that you will "Activate your QuickSpells with your C.W.C. Spells!"
| May 21, 2006
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Traps
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]
|
| Choose one of your opponent's [[JERKS|male monsters]] and destroy it. If you select a set monster, flip it over. If it is a female, she is not destroyed.
| August 9, 2004
|-
| [[Image:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|150px]]
| [[The Creepy Stare|CWC's Evil Glare]]
| CWC-007
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. Decrease that monster's attack and defense by 700 points. When the selected monster is destroyed or removed from the field, this card is also destroyed.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|150px]]
| Shattered Heart
| CWC-010
| You can activate this card when your opponent attacks with one of this/her monsters. Take control of that monster, and attack another of his/her monsters, or Life Points, then the controlled monster is destroyed.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:127-LevelBattle.jpg|150px]]
| Level Battle
| CWC-32
| You can activate this trap when your opponent attacks with his or her monster against one of your monsters. Compare each monster's number of level stars. The lower level monster is destroyed. If both stars are equal, neither monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg|150px]]
| Light [[Knife]]
| CWC-30
| Select 1 DARK monster on the field. That monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:155-MindSwap.jpg|150px]]
| Mind Swap
| CWC-36
| Select one of your opponent's monsters, then he/she selects one of your monsters. Until the end of the turn this card was activated, each selected monster is controlled by the respected player.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:149-RandomTrick.jpg|150px]]
| [[Random-access humor|Random Trick]]
| CWC-35
| Roll a die.
*If you roll a 1 or 2, reduce opponent's attack to 0.
*If you roll a 3 or 4, switch the position of one of your monsters.
*If you roll a 5 or 6, destroy one of your opponent's monsters.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:375-ChaosEmeralds.jpg|150px]]
| 7 Chaos Emeralds
| CWC-50
| If you have [[Sonichu]] or [[Black Sonichu]] on your side of the field or in your hand, you may remove Sonichu from play to Special Summon Ultra Sonichu from your hand or deck onto your side of the field, or remove Black Sonichu from play to Special Summon Silver Blachu from the hand or your deck onto your side of the field. When this card is destroyed, [[Ultra Sonichu]] and/or Silver Blachu are destroyed and removed from play.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:148-TrapOfFear.jpg|150px]]
| Trap of Fear
| CWC-46
| You can activate this card during your opponent's Standby Phase. Your opponent mush skip to his/her End Phase for the turn this card is activated.
| September 5, 2004
|}

==Let's Play==
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] challenged Chris to a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! over the PS4. Spatchcock wanted to introduce Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-16#post-1317924</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref> The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

Chris did not comment during the video, because he was "not in the mood", even though his mic was on and his TV audible in the background. Spatchcock tried to converse with him, but Chris ignored him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-17#post-1318077</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Yugichris
| ytid = Buh5pXTEZf0
| stardate = 12 [[March 2016]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Women's Day]]
| next = [[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary]]
}}

Spatchcock was not impressed with Chris's game strategy.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chrischan-interview-part-4-5-3-28-16.16934/page-18#post-1319296</ref>

{{quotebox|Chris was using a pre-built deck by the looks of it; it uses some weird ass summoning system where you can pretty much just keep summoning and fusing monsters over and over. Chris was doing it just to do it. No strategy, no planning, just randomly doing shit because the game prompted him to do so. Out of the found rounds we played I trounced him the first two easily...I had to dial back and let him win once I heard the stress sighing. The third round was pretty much given to him but the fourth round he actually seemed to finally have it down on how to use his cards.

This is mentioned in the fourth call but I can share it here without Chris feeling 'betrayed' but I actually bought Chris the game because I set up a wager with him. We're going to play a 2 out of 3 match; if I win Chris is supposed to draw new sonichu pages and if he wins I get him a new PS4 game. He was bragging about how he still has his old cards including Dark Magician Girl. I assume before out big match he's going to build his own deck and I can't wait to see what he comes up with. }}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg|Megan as the Dark Magician. Oddly, she seems to be dressed as Arkana's red Dark Magician from Episode 60 of the show, even though she says that she's been summoned by Yami.
Image:120-CWCSpells.jpg|[[Sonichu 5|CWC-Spells!]]
Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|Jack's Knight, some character from ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Card_games#Yu-Gi-Oh.21_TCG|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' TCG]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Yu-Gi-Oh!|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Wikipedia article]]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Chris's education

2022-08-07T05:48:18Z

TopHatGuy: /* James Madison University */ ce

{{Quote|I would not be [[Monthly tugboat|where I am]] without my education, and more importantly, all of the people and [[Chris_and_socialization|friends]] I used to know. They treated me well to good back then. A handful out of which turned on me.

[[Chris and nostalgia|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.]]|Chris, in [[February 2017]]<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:0045-MrWade.jpg|thumb|This man put up with Christian for an extended period of time. May God have mercy on his soul.]]

[[Chris]] has spent a great deal of his '''school years''' hopping from one school to another. This is a list of the schools that he spent time in.

==Chris's education==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Time
! Level
! Institution
|-
| [[1987]]-[[1988|88]]
| Kindergarten
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1988]]-[[1989|89]]
| First grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1989]]-[[1990|90]]
| Second grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1990]]-[[1991|91]]
| Third grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1991]]-[[1992|92]]
| Fourth grade
| [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]
|-
| [[1992]]-[[1993|93]]
| Fifth grade
| Home-Schooling
|-
| [[1993]]-[[1994|94]]
| Sixth grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1994]]-[[1995|95]]
| Seventh grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1995]]-[[1996|96]]
| Eighth grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1996]]-[[1997|97]]
| Freshman year
| [[Manchester High School]]
|-
| [[1997]]-[[1998|98]]
| Sophomore year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1998]]-[[1999|99]]
| Junior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1999]]-[[2000]]
| Senior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[2000]]-[[2001|01]]
| Freshman
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|-
| [[2001]]-[[2002|02]]
| Sophomore
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2002]]-[[2003|03]]
| Third year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2003]]-[[2004|04]]
| Fourth year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2004]]-[[2005|05]]
| Chris is suspended from PVCC at the behest of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
| None
|-
| [[2005]]-[[2005|06]]
| Final year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|}

==Greene County Primary School==
Greene County Primary School, in Stanardsville, was the school Chris attended between kindergarten and the third grade.<ref name="Early Years" />

==James Madison University==
[[Image:JamesMadisonUni.jpeg|thumb|right|JMU's Woodrow Wilson Hall, Shenandoah Valley]]

[[Wikipedia:James Madison University|James Madison University]] is a university that Chris went to for speech therapy sessions at a young age.<ref name="Early Years">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

Chris carpooled there with his friend [[Joshua Martinez]].

It's the best college ever, Chris once said.

However, a video has shown that his arch-nemesis [[Gregg Mays]] attends this college, and therefore, Chris may think differently about it today.
{{-}}

==Homeschooling==
Following conflicts with the Greene County school system, Bob withdrew Chris from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and homeschooled him for his fifth-grade year (1992-93).

Although Chris believes that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992,<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref><ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]]</ref> contemporary sources indicate that he did not move until September 1993,<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> meaning that his homeschooling would have taken place at [[14 Branchland Court]] in Ruckersville.
{{-}}

==Providence Middle School==
[[Image:Providenceschool.jpg|thumb|right|Providence Middle School, Richmond]]

Chris's middle school.<ref name="Early Years" /> Chris has described his time there as happy.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref> He is fond of [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]], one of his teachers from Providence whom he sees as one of the most influential teachers he had. Chris credits her with helping him develop [[Chris_and_socialization|social skills]] and teaching him how to cope with various problems, such as [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|bullying]].<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Mrs. Virginia Sanford]]</ref> That being said, Chris would also later on moan about verbal bullying he endured at Providence and being dragged to the school's principal office. He even described those events as being on the same level as having been abused by [[Abusive babysitter|his babysitter]].<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]</ref>

Chris's half-sister [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] attended Providence Middle School as well.
{{-}}

===Gallery===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0148-ChristianInProvidenceMiddle2.jpg|Chris, 12, from his Providence Middle School years.
Image:0149-ChristianInProvidenceMiddle.jpg|Chris, presumably age 13 (striking resemblance to Chris in [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]).
Image:ProvidencePhoto1996.jpg|Chris's school photo in 1996.
Image:0227-PizzaParty.jpg|Bob [[pedofork]]ing on Chris's class during a pizza party.
Image:0228-HeyImEating.jpg|Chris eating a ''solitary'' lunch in a corner facing the wall.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg|In the background, there is a poster that shows that the school wants parents to pay their kids five dollars for failing grades.
</gallery>
</center>

==Nathanael Greene Elementary School==
{{main|Nathanael Greene Elementary School}}

Chris was allegedly abused at this elementary school by the principal and members of the staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his [[homophobia]]. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach [[autistic]] children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system.

==Manchester High School==
{{main|Manchester High School}}

Chris attended Manchester High School from 1996 to 2000, and has [[Chris and nostalgia|very fond memories]] of his time there. He seems to consider these years to be the best of his life. Chris may be right; there are [[My big 18th party|photographs and an attached story]] documenting that on his 18th birthday, several attractive girls came to visit and spend time with him. Such a thing is nearly unthinkable today. Photographs from the period also show that he was reasonably slim compared to today. Chris claims that he was a honor roll student and did well academically in high school, yet his assignments that he turned in prove those claims dubious at best.

==Piedmont Virginia Community College==
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}

Chris's [[Honor roll|mediocre grades]] in high school meant his only option for further education was this community college. Here he began a two-year associate degree which took five years to complete, owing to his [[Love Quest]] beginning in earnest and in turn severely maligning his academic life. PVCC was also where Chris would meet one of the [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|greatest foes of his life.]]

==References==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/pvms/home Providence Middle School Website]
*[http://www.jmu.edu/ James Madison University Website]

{{Education}}
{{Places}}

[[Category: Places]]
[[Category: Education]]

Jail Saga

2022-08-07T05:46:23Z

TopHatGuy: /* Looking forward */ Three Strikes doesn't apply here, Chris's two prior felony charges got downgraded to misdemeanors

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which is on the table since his case is being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date was 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was sent to a Grand Jury.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''Girl''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a girl coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before, likely from [[Chris and anger|a violent outburst or other such altercation]] with the orderlies.<ref name=1jun></ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===

{{Misinfo|Chris was sent to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}, not a trial. At this point his sentence has not been determined.}}

Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

[[Kenneth Engelhardt]] had confirmed that Chris has been sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if someone is competent to stand trial, or if the state currently has enough evidence to charge them with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for potential felony charges.

{{quoteboxonion|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.}}

Chris's grand jury hearing is expected to occur on 8 August 2022.

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}}

=== Looking forward ===
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]]; the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life, with the possibility of [[28 October 2011|other]] [[26 December 2014|charges]] stacking on top of it, adding additional years to his sentencing. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers have suspected that Chris' lawyer attempted to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, but that Chris rejected such a deal, possibly out of the belief that he would still be saved by the Dimensional Merge, or at the very least think he'll be found not guilty [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]].

Another possibility is that Chris has taken a plea deal and that the terms of the deal include a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to be released on a suspended sentence plus time served, with the threat of prison time should he violate the conditions of his release. If Chris were released with a misdemeanor conviction, the prosecution would not be able to attach any conditions to his release because he has already served the full time for his offense.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented to sex or even made the first move (which would be consistent with [[Barbara Chandler#Intimate behavior|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice, and will most certainly need to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|vacate]] her home in the event of a conviction. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge which, in the worst case, could net him a life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age and "falling mentality".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

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==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Autism papers

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The '''autism papers''' are some of the most valued [[Relics of Fail|Holy Fails]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris]]'s psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is explained.

To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, remain locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times. As a result of Bob's death, the keys are presumably in Barbara's possession now. Either way, these autism papers can be considered lost Holy Fails, due to Chris's paranoid nature and the fact that he'd actually have to put effort into finding them, not to mention that they may have been destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire in January 2014]].

Chris was scheduled to receive a new mental health evaluation between August and November 2021, as part of his [[Jail Saga|trial]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. The results of this, or if it has taken place at all, are unknown.

==Background==
In '''November 2009''', Solid Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, [[Liquid Chris]], who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking.

A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism.

To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.

Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though:

* The survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school (at least until the suspension), went outside on a regular basis, was yet to be banned from his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]], and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was likely in better shape than he is after years of isolation and staying indoors for days on end.

* Despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]).

* To the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person – after all, the majority of people want love.

* The survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris by a psych''iatr''ist. Deeper autism evaluations are generally the job of a clinical psych''olog''ist, and they can involve multiple lengthy sessions. The psychiatric diagnostic process is much quicker than the psychological process, relying more on simple checklists than a battery of tests.

* The mental status exam was cursory – full autism evaluations are usually conducted alongside thorough IQ tests, while Chris's evaluator used the much quicker Folstein test. Most people, even those with mental illnesses, can still get a perfect Folstein score.

As trolls have learned over the years, he gets much worse with regular exposure.

==Intake Survey==
===Page 1===

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<center>'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''</center>
 Department of Psychiatric Medicine
 [[University of Virginia]] Health System

 Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210
 [[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210
 (434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743

 Patient's Name: Christian Chandler
 UVA History #: 003 79 67
 Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]
 Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]
 [[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine
 Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.

====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====

Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]], who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.

====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====

Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]]. His attempts at this ultimately led to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from "[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]]." This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend. While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship. He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately led to him being detained by [[Jerkop|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.

During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokémon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.

The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which led to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Niggos|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']

===Page 2===
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 Christian Chandler (003 79 67)
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[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated an [[Creepy_stare|"intimidating glare"]] in a pictorial fashion. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and "social skills counseling." He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.

====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====

Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Rape|sexual acting out]].

===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===

The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.

====MEDICATIONS:====

:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years.

:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.

====ALLERGIES:====

None known.

====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====

The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[My Coke Rewards|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.

====SOCIAL HISTORY:====

The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[Bob Chandler|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[Manchester High School|high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.

===Page 3===
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Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
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November 5, 2004

====FAMILY HISTORY:====

The patient's [[Bob|father]] has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.

====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====

The patient is a mildly [[Obesity|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallions#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[Computers|computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his [[business card]] containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations. As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. He did not express any delusional thought content. There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli. His impulse control appeared to be good during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.

[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random-access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”

====IMPRESSION:====
Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]]. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills. He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like. He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else. There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly [''sic'']. [[28 October 2011|He certainly has no history of physical]] [[26 December 2014|violence which would suggest any future risk]].

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Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
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====DIAGNOSIS:====
[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#DSM-IV multi-axial_system|Axis]] I: None 
Axis II: Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]] 
Axis III: None 
Axis IV: Suspension from school, social isolation 
Axis V: [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]] 

====PLAN:====
1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.

2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.

3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler

4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.

5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.

6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan. 

Jeff Raynor, M.D. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. 
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine Attending 

JR:ns T: 11/12/04 D: 11/11/04

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:PVCC Saga]]