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Tour of Chris's House II

2013-12-13T05:13:09Z

Torako: /* Transcript */

In this video, leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] on 11 December [[2013]], [[Chris]] provides a '''second tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on, showing how it has deteriorated even further since [[Tour of Chris's House|the first house tour video]] in [[March 2009]].

==Video==
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| name = Tour of Chris's House II
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WIGTdQhhxCA}}
| stardate = 11 December [[2013]]
| subject = [[14 Branchland Court]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]
| next = Current
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=== Transcript ===
[''Sounds of clutter can be heard as Chris steps over a pile of trash.''] Mmph... Mmph. What you just seen was the living room, pretty much where my mom and I are in, ([[Stress sigh|''Sighs'']]) then what's been... what's blocked off the other side of the... actually that... actually that was the family room in it's entirety, both halves. But, the other half, the second half was blocked.

And then the bathroom down here and [''Struggles over the garbage blocking the passage''], pretty much the, that's pretty much the utility room, laundry, and back door, which that too is blocked. So freakin' cluttered in here, in this house. [''Grunts repeatedly'']

[[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my father, had to have narrow passageways, but they were not this narrow. Anyway uh, steps going to up the front door right there, and then more steps going up... ([[Chris and health|''Pants heavily'']]) Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the Resident Evil refrigerator right there. I use the term Resident Evil because in Japan, Resident Evil video game is called Biohazard. And the one I cleaned recently.

That's as much of the living room as you can see above... To, above this lot, which essentially consists of two couches, hardly been used. [''Sighs'']

Bu- way through this narrow hallway, upstairs bathroom with bathtub and shower, pretty much [[April 16 Fetish Vids|hasn't changed]] since the (Unintelligible) since the trolls first saw it. [''Sighs'']

And this is [[Chris's Room|my room]], obviously. Lot more cleaner than it is now, lot more clearer than the rest of the house, actually right now. Couch under that pile. Um, I'll make the bed shortly after. Anyway that's pretty much the inside of the house.

I guess I better show... I guess I better show you the outside as well. [''Bends down to pick up what appears to be a plastic lighter.''] (Unintelligible) [''Sighs as he knocks something else to the floor.'']

D'oh. [''Sighs again''] Droppin' everything. It's so crowded in here! [''Sighs''] Hoarding mom and dad and... everything... [''Sighs''] Cluttered, freaking cluttered.

[''Chris descends the stairs and opens the front door.'']

Hey [[Chandler cats|Scamper]]! Yep, and we just exit the front of the house to the front yard. And there's accessible portion of the day lily garden.

That's essentially the front of the house. Yeah, that's... Yeah, I think the front yard is more cluttered than the back yard. Eh, there's garden shed. Pretty much not used n-nowadays.

My father liked to spend time in there. Yeah, trees cluttering up par-... cluttering up the gardens. And, driveway... more dead than the garden patch. There goes...

And, you saw the pen in the back yard earlier. Mmkay, so that's pretty much, that's the- well, actually there's one room I missed. One room I missed.

[''Chris re-enters the house and descends the stairs, approaching a wall of clutter. He places the camera in a small hole in the wall, revealing an entire room behind it.'']

And behind this... door frame is... music room. Cluttered in there too. So yeah, I'm not too proud of the state of the house. Okay? So that's pretty much everything right now.

==See also==
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==References==
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Talk:PS3

2011-04-27T20:53:11Z

Torako: /* PSN down */

== Every single purchase/download (as of feb 23 2010 ==

http://www.mediafire.com/?jym1gjw3gnf

YOU WILL KILL YOURSELVES TRYING TO ANALYZE THIS [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:32, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* oh man. I am gonna have to steel myself a bit before I tackle that shit. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 13:06, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Aaaand I think I got it all. Now I will be depressed for the rest of the day. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 15:43, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

==To do==
*Chris's fanboy faggotry with PS3 (ultimate life upgrade, etc.)
*Make available a log of his PSN purchases.
*Make reference to credit card theft.

Is there a way to look up Playstation Network stats (e.g. trophies) while not on the PSN? [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 01:50, 17 July 2009 (CEST)
: The folks at /_cwc/ hinted that [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu nowadays we can]. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:30, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

* Chain these links together for his entire DLC purchases.
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f5736ffdd
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2
http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/m26fb6764

http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/f61a9b739 (his ALT usa account when he was hacked the second time)

uh yeah. this is pretty much the only thing that matters. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:56, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

* stats: total $2485.89 (dlc only not including hardware/software/game discs/umds...etc...chris's list of games for that info...so...)
634 total things (2 being tax from troll purchases when hacked first time post-julie)
1 29.99
1 24.99
4 19.99
1 17.99
6 14.99
2 12.99
2 11.99
33 9.99 (1 troll purchase made here)
1 8.99
7 7.99
4 6.99
14 6.25
79 5.99 (1 troll purchase made here)
1 5.50
42 5.49
40 4.99
20 3.99
1 3.49
60 2.99
6 2.49
203 1.99
1 1.49
81 .99
1 .66 (troll tax)
19 .49
1 .42 (troll tax)
3 .15

yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:21, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

== I've got to say something ==

...he does have a ton of 100%s here, which does make me sorta little bit hexbox-green with envy. Though most of them seem to be from games with only a few trophies (closer to the 200-gamerscore arcade games in XBL). ''And'' a few of these look like pretty simple games. But still, surprisingly many, considering the fact that just a few months ago there were ''three'' games in the list with 100%.

Sincerely, just a random guy in the last stages of of grinding his way to 1200 G in ''Mass Effect'', --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:07, 2 December 2009 (CET)
:I wouldn't feel too bad about it. Considering his..."performance" in the various Youtube videos of him playing Soul Calibur or Little Big Planet, I sincerely doubt he actually platinum'ed anything himself. More likely, he just downloaded a save file from GameFAQs (or wherever). -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 23:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Friend Limit MAXIMUM!==
Chris' friend limit is at the max on his PSN account. Does he have another one so he can still stay in contact with his 'fans'? Also, how do I get his LPB levels HOW DID I GET HERE OH GOD I AM NO GOOD WITH COMPUTER
*The only way I know is to go on LittleBigPlanet and search Sonichu and you're guaranteed to find his levels. And don't forget to do your signature, btw. It's one of those buttons in the middle of the set right on top of this box. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:10, 3 January 2010 (CET)

== I've gotta be honest ==
I was expecting a NOGAEMS joke somewhere in the article. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 20:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*If there's no direct link to Chris, expect it wouldn't be there. It's a way to keep the blubber away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:23, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== Does Chris have a fat or slim PS3? ==
I'm sure he had a fat one but knowing Chris, he probably bought the slim too. If he does indeed use the fat one, was he not affected by the PSN clock death thing that happened recently? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*it probably was affected but it didn't matter as the problem is fixed. he bought it when it first came out so he has a fat one. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's game of the month==

This section is to inform people about the game Chris is currently playing the most for the month, for example a the last two seem to have been spent playing Heavy Rain and God Of War III, well this month Chris has revealed to the world that he's got his hands on the aclaimed sandbox game Infamous.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 18:52, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*That makes too much sense--he's probably playing it right now, pretending that it's actually the Sonichu game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:29, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah or he's pretending the gang members are his trolls and the leaders of them are, Blue Spike, Liquid Chris, and Clyde Cash respectevly.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 23:26, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
***Ah fuck. I liked Infamous! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:31, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
**** I do to, but I'm stuck on the level where you're supposed to protect Trish's bus.

Some of us have him friended on the PSN, right? Would it be possible for us to keep track of Chris's total time spent using the PS3 each month? Also, I can't see the individual trophies on his PSN profile--I assume that's just the site fucking up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:41, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* What I do is compare trophies.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 00:14, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
** Also I have sent him a friend request a fews months back, he hasn't responded.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 00:15, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trophies and achievements ==

I was wondering: Since Chris seems to be such a trophy junkie, is he aware of the fact that the idea of trophies is heavily inspired by the "hexbox 360's" achievements? Has he ever mentioned anything about it? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 15:55, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

==PlayStation Plus==
Do we know if Chris has subscribed to the new $50 service yet?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 03:13, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

==PS3 Destruction Video==
Chris mentioned that the PS3 still went into standby mode after he pounded and run over the console. Is it possible that Chris's problem was something other than a network issue? It sounds like the PS3 might have YLODed. --[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]] 18:45, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

== Actual effects of reformatting ==

I don't have a PS3, so I'm kind of asking someone more knowledgeable to ramble about this in the article: How much did the reformatting actually affect Chris? I thought the worst that happened to him was that he lost his savegames and LBP/MN stuff he hadn't uploaded yet, and he could just re-download the purchases and the mod content he had uploaded to the servers. Another thing: What about the older HDs? Would he have had a chance to recover some of his stuff from there, or does the data-transfer process wipe the old stuff? (I don't see why it ''should'' do a crazy thing like that, but hey, consoles are weird sometimes.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:55, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:Yes, purchased content could easily be redownloaded and anything he uploaded to the network would still be there. To my knowledge, upgrading the hard drive does not require you to wipe the old one, but I've never done it so I don't know for sure. If his older data was still on the HDs, it sure isn't now. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:33, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

== Yes he has a new one ==
Fuck me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:03, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, like nobody saw that coming. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:39, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
:Do you know what he's doing with the rest of the $9001? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 12:48, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

== lolWUT ==
The current revision of the article as I speak has this oddity:

<blockquote>"It was revealed through a series of e-mails that Chris had destroyed his beloved Life Upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a troll reward. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea more, not even realizing that he had destroyed an item that could have netted him a lot more than the prize he sought."
</blockquote>

The PS3 and games cost Chris somewhere in the vicinity of $3500, a fact that is mentioned in a lot of places on this site. $3500 is just a little over half of the troll prize ($9001). Resale value for games is never a matter of making profit, it's about breaking even. You're not going to see $3500 again, especially not with a used PS3 and Chris's relatively small stack of used games. It's a miracle to make back your investment.

Even on eBay, you're only going to profit if you have the latest and greatest console during the first month of the launch and said console can't easily be found in stores. Even that has it's limits though usually only a couple hundred more than retail. The only way you can truly profit in the above-$5000 range is if you sell your whole game library (which obviously needs to be massive) or if you have a rarity like an RDI Halcyon prototype or a NeoGeo AES with a sizable stack of games.

I read the email, and nothing was mentioned about another reward for the intact PS3, much less a $9K< reward so what kind of acidcrack was the revision writer on suggesting you could get bookoo (buukuu? beaucoup?) money for Chris's PS3? [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:18, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

: $3500 is a little over a ''third'' of $9001 last time I checked. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 02:27, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm fairly certain that the intention was to get him to destroy his PS3 since he's a greedy sumbitch. - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 15:23, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

:: Captainhowdy? Try Captainobvious, or maybe even NoShitSherlock.¬_¬ Some editor said that Chris could have made more money with an intact PS3, which is bullshit. If it was just a false statement to troll Chris further, what good did it do? He doesn't read the CWCki religiously, he'll never know! I'm just bitching about stupid shit, I'd remove it myself but you never know what needs to stay and what needs to go article-wise when it comes to this place. We all know the intent of the trolls, I'm just pointing out a blatant research failure one of them made. [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:29, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
::: The reason that shit was put in is because there was a troll reward for $9001 dollars that Chris was trying to cash in on. Just like it says in the article. It has nothing to do with selling anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:39, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:::: Goddamn, dude, NO SHIT. Do you see the last line in the quoted section? WTF is it there for? IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE TROLL! THAT'S WHY I WENT ON A TANGENT! I would delete it, but you never know article standards here, if that terrible "ghettogangsta nigga" style coffee-place siting article can't be deleted, who knows about this? Shit man, read the quoted section above, see if you can clarify it. Because both of you have done jack shit in that area so far. If I can't get a reason as to why it's there by tomorrow, I'm going to quit fucking around and delete it myself. Shit. [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:45, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
::::: Herp derp, im not a troll derp. I read what you wrote and it's a valid point. The sensible thing to do would be to edit it out and say why in the summary, not rant on the talk page and make someone else fix it. Make it so. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:47, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
::::: Also, as for the "both of you have done jack shit in that area so far", this is my second account. If you're looking for my contributions, look at [[Special:Contributions/Thelieisacake|this shit.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:50, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::: My bad, I get what you're saying. I was just unsure of what we can and can't edit (Clyde threw down the hammer when it came to that dude wanting to edit that terribly-written coffee place article). I'mma deleting it now. Sorry I flew off the handle, it was slow-in-the-mind of me. We can delete this whole thread if you want. EDIT: I like what you did. Good job. Y'know it's too bad Clyde doesn't really have $9001, he could give it to Cogs so CWCki would have a server that doesn't crash more than a narcoleptic.[[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 15:54, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::::Don't worry about it, shit happens. If Clyde were to flip shit for no reason, he wouldn't be a mod for long. As long as you can justify your edits, they will stay. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:58, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::::It astonishes me how many people don't understand the value of the Coffee Place article or its submitter. It's a fine piece of fieldwork from one of our best trolls. And it should be extremely obvious from even a cursory reading why. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 16:36, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
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::::::::I can't see Chris. CAN YOU? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:40, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::Also, again, Jenkins hasn't done shit. Now let's stop bickering about Jenkins before we get NOT A FORUM slapped at the top. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:44, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:I would like to point out that 1) I was the guy who wrote that part, 2) I probably misread that part of the e-mail when I did read it and 3) was bitching about something that didn't look right ''really'' necessary? Seriously, man, ''it's an error''. I'll go correct it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:56, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
::1) Cool story, bro. 2) Nice, bro. 3) "Should we really point out the errors in our articles?" Well yeah. He didn't do it the way we normally do, but that doesn't make his point invalid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:11, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
:How about next time you see an error, you correct it instead of bitching about it on a talk page --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 10:04, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== Date bought ==

If it says 2007, then he's not lying. PS3 was released in late '''06''' in America. Hell, it was even out in Yoorup by March. So only the blurb that he played Sonic in 1990 is untrue.
--[[User:AlfredNTheFettuc|AlfredNTheFettuc]] 13:19, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Time Tracker ==
Work on it, I want a detailed history of his entire play history by the time I wake up. Check his trophies page and you'll see what trophies he earned when. You'll usually see a chain within a reasonable amount of time together. This is how you determine how often vidya. It's not accurate by any means considering not all time is dedicated towards trophies and some games don't even have them...so...[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
: Does anyone know if there's some sort of an API for PSN trophy data? [http://share.blog.us.playstation.com/ideas/2010/03/17/trophy-presence-and-profile-apis/ A fan horde hath whined] and [http://www.phpclasses.org/package/5886-PHP-Retrieve-PlayStation-network-trophy-data.html someone has apparently coded something on their spare time], but no way I'm registering to some website to download some code in case it turns out to be some malfunctioning screenscraping rubbish. I know ''some'' sites use PSN gameplay data (and XBL gameplay data, too), so it's clearly not impossible. If there's ''some'' way to retrieve Chris's trophy data in some sort of a machine-parseable format, I definitely could do some analysis scripts and stuff (like I did with comics). --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 06:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
: ETA: ''"UPDATE: Since the recent layout change on the playstation site, the class has been broken. I will try and get it back up ASAP."'' Social console my ass. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 06:34, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== PSN Tracker ==
I don't know if this the right place to ask, but I managed to get Chris on my friends list a few weeks ago, and I'd like to contribute to the PSN Tracker. Is there a place I can edit it and do I need to get approval for it? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 20:03, 16 February 2011 (PST)

== PSN down ==

do you think chris might start doing interesting things again, now that the PSN is down? i suppose he can still play games offline, though... --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 06:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

* Doubtful. He's never really played any multiplayer games (except for modnation racers) so the fact that the network's down isn't going to hinder his vidya time at all... Though it will prohibit him from blowing his money on DLC --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 08:03, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

:: i thought LBP was at least sort of online, too... --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 12:39, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

:::It is, sort of. He an still play through the single-player campaign and make levels, but most of the game is unavailable until the PSN is back up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:40, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

::::i suppose my point is that maybe he'll get bored of not being able to get DLC and such. --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 13:53, 27 April 2011 (PDT)

Talk:PS3

2011-04-27T19:39:25Z

Torako: /* PSN down */

Talk:PS3

2011-04-27T13:55:36Z

Torako: /* PSN down */ new section

Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-06-05T19:10:53Z

Torako: /* I can't believe this hasn't been brought up */

== Possible Inbreds? ==

I know I'm not the first to think this, but who else believes that these little mistakes of the human imagination are imbreds? There are several hints throughout the comic implying an incestuous undertone between Sonichu and Rosechu, plus Chris being their "father" as it is really makes me wonder about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
* I wouldn't consider them calling Chris father a hint (he's not really their father, but they both see him as a father figure; still has incestuous undertones, but isn't the same thing) so much as the fact that they, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]] all originate from the same [[rainbow]]. I don't know how Chris's weird shit works, but wouldn't that make them all (or at least the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, as their eggs came from the rainbow) siblings? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)
:I am fully aware of that. Still, Chris is their creator, but to him this also counts as their "father". This being as it is alone does imply incest, but yeah there are more hints. As for the Chaotic Combo, yes, that would say they are all related. Chris obviously overlooked this when making the epilogue for Sonichu (lol it was leaked by Vivian). --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

Tangentially relevant to this discussion: I added a blurb on the fact that Chris has already paired off Cera with Blake and Bubbles' kid, and the psychological and incestuous undertones of this. If it's a bit long-winded (as I often am), I won't be offended if it gets edited a little. -- [[User:manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 7:13 14 May 2010 (CEST)

==The terrifying part==
No offense, but do we need this hear? It's more or less the same sort of stuff that can be said about the Sonnee and Rosey species in general and not just Sonichu's children. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:04, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*I'll move it, because I think it is more general, but it provides a good insight IMHO. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:11, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Growth ==
Someone made a comment on Sandy Rosechu's talk page about how quickly she grew, and it made me think about it a bit. How long have these children been in their infant forms? However long, Sandy was born after them and evolved before them. We can question as to whether he ever plans to age them at all. Chris says he plans on doing this comic for the rest of his life, and while that may be short considering all his health problems, he fully believes he'll be around until 100. So when does he plan to age them, if at all? And in fact, If the Sonichu comic and Chris do last for 25 more years, then will he actually evolve Sonichu into Metonic? And another point this person bought up was that Sonees evolve by having a high hapiness. So the girl whose first words she heard upon entering the world were 'Evan killed Mommy' was happy enough to evolve, but Robbie, Cerah and Christine are somehow even more miserable than that. Just saying. Should I put any of this into the article, or are Chris's future plans for them too off-topic? If it is then I could always put it into Sonichu (Comic). --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's comics, are to him like a tv show, and in some tv shows, like the simpsons, and family guy, no matter how much time passes, the characters mantain their age, even if they have birthdays, and if questioned about it, its most likely that chris will answer that "sonichu's kids are happy, but they hold an everstone so they don't evolve" or some BS like that, its likely that those kids won't evolve for a while. In short, sonees are easy to evolve, but sonichu's kids are a) refusing to evolve b) using an everstone c)too sad to evolve. And sandy, like chris, probably forgot about simonla until she was reminded the trial day. Only time will tell us what stupid way they evolve.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:13, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** He'll say either A or B if we accuse him of C. If it's A, we confirm that Robbie is a means for Chris to live an eternal childhood with Sarah and Crystal, and we flood the mailbag with letters about Chris teaching a bad lesson. If it's B, Sonichu and Rosechu are horrible parents. Win-win.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:53, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

**We'll send in a mailbag letter about that then. We'd probably have to wait a bit first though. It'd no doubt get put aside by the sysop for a mailbag full of letters telling him that he is a sick fuck because of Sonichu 10's contents. We'll wait until it gets calmer first. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== Not so bad? ==

Am i the only person without a complete and undying hatred for the Sonichu children? i actually feel sad, though Robbie's speech impedment literally gives me headaches, for them (how much hatred they receive) and find them kinda cute...please don't troll me. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:gtfo --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, you are, and yes, you will be trolled now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
: :([[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Stand by for trolling... --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I'll bravely and shamefully accept my fate. >:| [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Trolling has now commenced... are you feeling trolled yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:03, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Umm, don't know. Though i'm feeling hot, so i suppose that counts.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Facepalm.jpg --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 9:49, 3 May 2010 (EST)
::It's mostly that my hatred for everything wrong that goes in the comic (and around CWC's life) is immdeialty redirected towards Chris. everything else is just pity especially for the poor existance of these little...whatever the hell tehy are supposed to be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Please reference [http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheDogIsAshamed this trope] for advice on how to proceed.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:23, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:You are bad and you should feel bad.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:27, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
::I know and i deserve my punishment.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:48, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
They're just so WRONG. Everything about them is a testament to how monstrous a person Chris truly is. They are a disgusting mockery of everything a child should be, hideous deformed creatures attempting to masquerade as children, exposing it all as an act when they quote family guy or reveal that they've pissed on other living things for no reason.

They are abominations. An affront to man and god.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I thought the ''Eraserhead'' baby was kind of cute and very pitiable, and I still hate these characters to pieces. Well, that's not entirely true; they're actually some of my favourite characters, but only because of how fascinatingly horrific they are. Of all of Chris's characters, these are the ones that seem the most "Chris" to me. Also, I just like horror stories about monstrous births. - [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 16:55 17 May 2010

==I can't believe this hasn't been brought up==
Have you noticed how Chris has only included one male child for the Sonichus and Rosechus, this includes Sandy, but seriously it seems like either Chris is a definite pedo or he thinks male children are horrible, and yet he say he already has enough Sonichus and yet he keeps making more Rosechus, is it me or is that the other way around.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:35, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*when you put it that way, the last TRUE and HONEST sonichu ever introcued was jamsta way back in sonichu 7. over the course, he has added like 5 new rosechus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:49, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, it's hilarious that he says that he has enough Sonichus, and and yet he has like twelve Rosechus, makes you wonder if he really thinks that, or if he just wants to validate his straightness more.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*** But this proves that chris is totally not a pedofork. what makes chris a pedofork is the existance of zapina though. Although sometimes calling him a pedo may be an insult to pedobear.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:13, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
****I don't really think he's a pedo. It's more like he hates JERKS and loves innocent sweet girls, and that this logic gets applied to children as well... fuck that DOES make him sound like a pedo. What I'm trying to say is he hates males so he trys to make most of his characters female.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:36, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
**** Beat I have to say that this is Chris's blatant hypocrasy in action, he claims "To have enough Sonichus" and yet the Rosechus in the series out number the Sonichus.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
****Its not so much hypocrisy as it is him being a retard really. But yeah, he adds more Rosechus because he hates males, and that applies to his Sonichus as well. All the males serve as sues for Chris. When Chris has a male character to represent every aspect of his personality as MoarLurk theorized, then he doesn't need any more male characters and he just adds in females, because he only really likes females. He just doesn't hate the Sonichus because they are essentially him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, he hasn't. Kyle hasn't shown up in the comics, but he apparently exists. --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 14:10, 05 June 2010 (UTC)

A Sonichu Day

2010-04-30T19:57:52Z

Torako: /* Video */

"'''A Sonichu Day'''" is a video uploaded on 24 [[December 2009]] in which [[Chris]] uses [[Lego]]-block minifigures to act out a cutesy-wutesy short play involving [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|screechy-voiced brood]]. It is the first major Lego-based production Chris has released (or been goaded to release) since [[The City of Cwicville Tour!]] in the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]]. Keen observers may note that in the intervening years, despite years of improving his [[Chris and art|art skills]], Chris has completely lost his ability to make stop-motion animations.

It is also worth noting that he thinks people spend their days doing "chores", and most of the "chores" he makes reference to in this video he has likely never once done, considered doing, or seen done in his lifetime, and has probably only heard of them from his parents or the television. Chris, through not having a job, also fails to understand that the majority of the population do not spend their days doing chores. How many times a week can Sonichu mow the grass anyway?

Also of note is the fact that, if this much crime and general disarray happens in the city of [[CWCville]] in a normal day, the city has to be an absolute hellhole uninhabitable by all but the stupidest- oh wait, it's CWCville.

In this video we learn that on an average day, Sonichu gets up at 5AM for no apparent reason. Probably because Chris's [[biological clock]] is so confused that he has no idea when most functional members of society get up.

This film reveals the unremitting Hell that is Sonichu's existence. The sum total activity of an average day in his life has him battle clichés whilst surrounded by mouth-breathing spackers.

Sonichu's role as a father is particularly emphasized in this video with dialogue like "Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]].... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that....]]" Chris is clearly fantasizing about maturity and reliability, which he [[Bob|erroneously]] believes to come with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|fatherhood]]. This is similar to how little girls play "mother and daughter" with baby dolls as a way of making adulthood (and eventual parenthood) into a game, and therefore, non-threatening. Except that Chris is almost thirty, and really should be well past that by now.

One of Chris's all-time most disturbing videos. Seriously, it's almost ten minutes of a grown man playing with Lego blocks and doing exaggeratedly-childlike voices. In the parlance of our times: someone had better phone Chris Hansen.

==Video==

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| name = A Sonichu Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Se5SrnSwTpY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]]
| Shirt = [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] Yellow, Green & Red Stripe
| previous = [[20 December 2009]]
| next = [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]
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===Transcript===

Hello, [[fans]]! This here is a day in the life of Sonichu, using my Lego mini-figs, Sonichu and Rosechu obviously, among what other characters that will be made- that will be made introduced in the future- in the further of this- development of this video.

Okay so, start of the day, yeah, Sonichu's just getting up and Rosechu's in the [[Women's Rights|kitchen fixing breakfast]]. It's about, uh, 5 AM. Yeah.

[''At this point, Chris starts acting out a story with his Legos, much like a 10-year-old might. Sonichu is voiced in Chris's normal voice, and Rosechu is voiced in a gay falsetto.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Good morning, honey, how's it going?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, pretty good, honey, you know, I'm just making breakfast for the childrens and y'all. Here, just have a seat and it'll be ready in a bit.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Rosechu:''' Hm. Hm. Let me see if the children are up, uhhh. Christine, Robbie, Cera! Y'all awake?

[''Chris moves 3 single Lego blocks into frame. Two are red, presumably representing Christine and Cera. The last one is yellow, and apparently represents Robbie. He voices the children in an extremely annoying "cute" falsetto.'']

'''Christine & Cera:''' Yeah, we up, mommy. We up. Mommy. Yeah.

'''Robbie:''' Hey, daddy! How you doin'?

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, son! How're you- I'm doing good, what you up to?

'''Robbie:''' Oh, I had fun in a dweeam. We had da funny a dweeam. [''Annoying laugh''] I'm playing catch with Cera, [''Sonichu kicks Robbie in the face''] and then she said- then- I lost the ball. We went to go get the ball. And then some danger happened and I got lost. You know. But she saved me. Yaaay!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Obviously disinterested''] Okay, that's good.

'''Rosechu:''' [''Chris accidentally uses his own voice here.''] Hey, Cera.

'''Cera:''' Hey, mommy. What's a goin'?

'''Rosechu:''' I'm doing—yeah we're doing good, right? Breakfast will be ready in a bit so have a seat.

[''Chris turns the Rosechu figure to the other red piece.''] Hi, Christine.

'''Christine:''' Hi, Mommy. Hmm. I took a look in the mirror-m this morning and I was wondering, why am I so beautiful?

'''Rosechu:''' [''In an obvious display of parental favoritism''] Maybe because you're a shiny Rosey.

'''Christine:''' Oh, yeah. And that's why I'm purple instead of pink, which is your color. Cuz I'm a shiny Rosey.

[''It should be noted that the block Chris is using to represent Christine is red.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay, so anyway the family has breakfast together. [''Chris makes a horrifying "Om nom nom" esque sound, while mashing the blocks together at a table that only exists in his fevered mind.''] And the school bus arrives for the children. Yeah, so the three little kids go on the school bus. [''Chris makes a horn noise.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh! Bus is here, time to go to school!

'''Children:''' Okay, yeah. Bye-bye mommy and daddy, see y'all later, we love y'all.

'''Sonichu:''' Ahh, y'all be get- y'all be safe.

'''Narrator:''' Okay. [''Chris slides Sonichu forwards, dropping him in the process.''] So then we go to chores.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, yes, so I've got a few chores to do today.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, lay 'em on- alright, tell me about them, honey. I'll do- I'll help you with them.

'''Rosechu:''' Alright, let's see, gotta clean out the gutters, uh, windows need to be washed, uhh, vacuuming, uhh, scrub the floor in the bathroom... Hm. I'll do half the- I'll do half the list, if you do the other half.

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, what do you want me to do?

'''Rosechu:''' Umm... Yeah, uhh, how about you clean the gutters, and uh, wash the windows. Uh, you did the lawn yesterday.

'''Sonichu:''' I know, I still got some grass stains in my s-quills. Heh.

'''Rosechu:''' Yeah. Hmm. If you could do the vacuuming, that'd be great. Umm... Yeah, I-I'll wa—I'll wash some dishes, I'll scrub the bathroom floor and, uh... [''Long pause, as Chris tries to come up with more engaging conversation.''] Gert and uh, did I already mention vacuuming?

'''Sonichu:''' I think you probably already did.

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, well, anyway let's go do that later. We'll just do that.

[''Chris waves the two figures around, and recites a strange chant, possibly implying that Sonichu and Rosechu do their housework by levitating and crying out to wicked pagan gods.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, wait, all the chores are done!

'''Sonichu:''' That's good. Huh. Oh, and look at this, I got- I got just enough time before my usual run to town for the- to see if there are any dangers about. You want to [[Sex|do anything]] in particular?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh sure, how about if you and I, we play ''Dance Dance Revolution''? Or maybe we go do some Wii—that, or maybe some other Wii sport?

'''Sonichu:''' That sounds like fun.

[''Chris shouts "Beep Beep!"'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh oh! My cell phone! Yello? What's that? It's a robbery!? You need me there to help get the pri- to get the the robber outta there so you can- so these people being help captives can be safe? Alright, be right there CWCville bank. I gotta go, honey, duty calls.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, well, be safe. We love you.

'''Sonichu:''' I love you, too.

[''Chris moves both figures off camera''] Okay. Alright so, Sonichu's dashing to the rescue! [''Chris drags the Sonichu figure across the surface a few times, and provides awful [[Chris and music|a capella background music]].''] Da-da-da-da-da zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom! But on the way, uh-oh! There's-what's this!? Little gir- uh-oh, there's a little- there's a girl in trouble.

'''Girl:''' Help, help, help!

'''Sonichu:''' What's the matter, little girl?

'''Girl:''' My cat's stuck up a tree!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Apparently under the belief that an inconveniently stuck kitty is somehow more important than several human lives''] No problem, I'll get it!

[''Suddenly blessed with the power of flight, as foreshadowed by his and Rosechu's shamanistic housekeeping rituals, Sonichu rockets skyward. He shortly returns with what might be a cat.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Here you go. Here's your cat. Pretty cat.

'''Girl:''' Thank you. Pretty k-little kitty, yeah. Kitty kitty cat.

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, I gotta go. See you later. Bye now.

'''Girl:''' Bye.

[''Chris resumes his retarded "Zoom Zoom" routine, then starts making siren noises, as Sonichu reaches his destination.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh-oh.

'''Fire Chief:''' There's a fire! There's fire!

'''Sonichu:''' Fire Chief! Uh-oh... Fire Chief, what's the matter? How many people we got left in the fi—how many people are left in the fire there?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, looks like we got a few little more people left. We need to get 'em down.

'''Sonichu:''' You—yous—don't worry; I'll go get 'em.

[''With ''zoop'' noises interspersed throughout as each victim is fetched'']

'''Sonichu:''' There's a girl. There's an old—there's an old man. There's a nice lady. There's another girl. Uhh, I think that's—is that, uhh—I think that's all of them. Are there any more?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, yeah, I think you cleared 'em all out.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, cool. I'm going out-I gotta go. I got my own errands to run.

'''Narrator:''' Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom... [''sigh, followed by indistinguishable sounds''] Hang on one- one- I'm thinking. Oh, yeah.

'''Fred:''' Ahh.

'''Sonichu:''' Heh, what's the matter, Fred?

'''Fred:''' Ahh, I was deliverin' the mail. My tire went out. I can't... deliver the mail now. I don't wanna be late.

'''Sonichu:''' No problem; I got it covered. I'll deliver the mail for ya.

[''Chris makes tornado noises for a few seconds while the mail is "delivered", inspiring the question of why CWCville would need a mail carrier in the first place'']

'''Sonichu:''' There ya go. Finished your course. Sorted out everything.

'''Fred:''' Ah. Thanks, man. You're a big—thanks, man. You're a big help.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright.

'''Narrator:''' Alright....

[''More zooming noises'']

'''Narrator:''' The bank! We are now at the bank! Here's the police car—here's the police car, with the policeman.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, Constable, what's [[da update]]?

'''Constable:''' Well, da robber's in dere. ...Robber's in dere. He got everybody at—got everybody at gunpoint...Need you to go—need you go into... air duct... and, uhh... and shock the, uhh, robber... save the people.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Robber:''' Alright... we ready?

[''The robber continues to babble in Chris's native tongue,'']

'''Sonichu:''' Not so fast! [''noises of Sonichu electrocuting the robber'']

'''Robber''' Ahh! Thunderbolt! Ehhh! I'm paralyzed, I can't move! I can't even boom-boom the trigger!

'''Sonichu:''' I saved the day! Alright, ladies... and gentlemen, everybody can free.

'''Ladies... and Gentlemen:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' [''presumably to the constable''] Alright, then-

[''jump-cut to a later scene'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, so I finished saving—okay, so it's like I saved the day, so... I will scatter around town, see if there any more trouble.

[''whooshing sounds, followed by Sonichu's steam engine ringtone'']

'''Sonichu:''' Oh. Yes, Rosey? What's up?

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, listen, the school bus broke down. Would you mind run—gettin'—fetching the children and bringing them home?

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, no problem; I'll go pick 'em up.

[''zooming sounds'']

'''Child:''' Hi, Dad-addy! [''nearly incomprehensible''] Mr. Bus bwoke down. Wiyu, pwease, take us home?

'''Sonichu:''' Kids, hop on.

'''Children:''' Yee!

'''Narrator:''' [''in the form of a melodic serenade''] Gonna put the bay... Gonna carry all three. Gonna carry all three in his hands. 'Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]]... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that...]]

[''Sonichu stuffs his hands up two of the children and carries the third wedged between them.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're going home.

[''zooming sounds'']

[''Sonichu drops one of his children head-first onto the unforgiving cement'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're home.

'''Children:''' Yay!

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, you brought the children home. That's good.

'''Sonichu:''' Yeah, that's—yes... it is.

'''Narrator:''' Hmm. Mm.

'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody!

'''Unknown:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' Hey, Chris—hey, Christian. How you doin'?

'''Christian:''' Oh, I'm doing very good, Sonichu. I just came by, checkin' to see... how things are goin'.

'''Sonichu:''' Oh, things are going well; I just brought the children home from school.

'''Christian:''' [''while Chris is talking, Sonichu [[30 Push-Ups|flops around]]''] Alright, cool. Well, I got some more business to do back at the Mayor's Office, but I thought I'd just drop by and say, "Hey." Alright, see y'all later.

'''Sonichu:''' Bye-bye.

[''Notice how Chris made sure Rosechu played the role of the "good bitch", keeping her mouth shut the whole time the men were talking.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay... so... Oh, my God, it's six o'clock.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well, let's have dinner.

'''Unknown:''' Fixing dinner, fixing dinner. Eating dinner. Nim, nim, nim-nim-nim. Okay, TV time! We're watching TV. Yay! ''Sanford & Son'' is- [''completely butchers the theme song''] Mm. Oh, look! ''The Simpsons''! [''then ruins that theme also''] Oh... Oh, you know what? Final show for the evening: ''[[Family Guy]]''. [''tries to sing the theme song and intermittently realizes that he doesn't know the words''] It—it seems these days, all you see is... ... ...family guy! ... ... ...can do all the things that make us laugh and cry. He's the family guy. Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, children, you watched enough television with parental guidance and supervision per—and discretion—all that stuff. And have you finished your homework?

'''Christine:''' Yeah, we finished homework, Daddy. We finished it when we wait—when we waitin' for you to come by da school. We didn't have much, anyway.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well... time to go to bed.

'''Children:''' Okay, good night, Mommy and Daddy.

'''Sonichu:''' Good night, children. Okay, so... [''sexily''] what do you want to do now, sweetheart?

'''Rosechu:''' I don't know... How about, umm... snuggle up... in the bed?

[''kissing noises'']

'''Narrator:''' Don't worry; it's clean show, folks! Anyway, there you go. That's a d—that's a day in the life of Sonichu. So, hope you all enjoyed that. See you all later on the CWCipedia. Bye-bye now.

'''Rosechu:''' Bye-bye-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

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