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2010-03-10T08:24:31Z

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* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on [[Twitter]]. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level to go along with it. This leads to the discovery of the identity of the [[Heather Dalley|lady friend]] via her credited screen name.
* 04 March - [[Evan]] releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 03 March - [[Evan]] releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his [[Sonichu 10|murder]].
* 02 March - Chris posts [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|new]] videos. Neither of them mention his [[Bob Chandler|father]].
* 01 March - In his [[Twitter|Twittered]] [[Captain's Log]], Chris informs us that [[Bob Chandler]] is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure.
* 26 February - A [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_9|ninth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked, and Jack Thaddeus' adverts return to the Cwcipedia.
* 25 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_78 pages 78 to 98 of Sonichu 10], killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] and Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao in his bloodiest comic yet.
* 24 February - Chris releases a new video, [[Magical Man Potion]], which features a very special guest star. Later, Chris releases [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|another video]] with his secret mystery guest.
* 24 February - Chris transforms from a 27 year old virgin, into a 28 year old one.
* 23 February - Chris launches Christian Love Day with an [[Christian Love Day (video)|opening video]].

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List of Love Quest candidates

2010-03-10T06:12:50Z

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List of Love Quest candidates

2010-03-10T06:12:35Z

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List of Love Quest candidates

2010-03-10T06:11:52Z

Torpedophile: /* Unnamed Sweetheart */

[[Chris]], in spite of being [[autistic]], lazy, and [[fat]] has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and [[HONEST]] '''[[sweetheart]].'''

==How Does Chris Get So Many Women?==
For the most part, Chris is desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]", thus when a girl throws herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he is, Chris is ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.

==The Women in Chris's Life==

===[[Lori Lopez]]===
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through [[MySpace]] via [[Joshua Martinez]] in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.

===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

===[[PandaHalo]]===
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

===[[Julie]]===
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recording them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]].

===[[Ivy]]===
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.

===[[Kacey]]===
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be <i>his</i> girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.

==Fictional Sweethearts==

===[[Chloe]]===
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again

==Sweethearts of Dubious Origins==
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

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2010-03-10T06:08:49Z

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{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''---- [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s Web of Life ----'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[David Alan Chandler]] |
[[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] |
[[Savannah Chandler]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] |
[[Heather Dalley]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Wes Iseli]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Blanca]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Julie]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Clyde Cash]]

'''Other:'''
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Michael Snyder|Michael]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] |
[[Bruce Johnson|Principal Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]] |
[[Kellie Andes]]

|}

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Heather

2010-03-10T06:06:59Z

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Heather

2010-03-10T06:05:38Z

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[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
'''Heather Dalley''' (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. She is currently known to live in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

She goes by Antaria Wilson, Antaria Pendragon and Damian Antaria, which was the name Chris used to credit her as the co-creator of a LittleBigPlanet level.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Dalley, Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
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Heather

2010-03-10T06:05:27Z

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Heather

2010-03-10T06:04:16Z

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2010-03-10T05:58:36Z

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{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''---- [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s Web of Life ----'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[David Alan Chandler]] |
[[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] |
[[Savannah Chandler]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] |
[[Heather]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Wes Iseli]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Blanca]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Julie]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Clyde Cash]]

'''Other:'''
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Michael Snyder|Michael]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] |
[[Bruce Johnson|Principal Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]] |
[[Kellie Andes]]

|}

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Template:People

2010-03-10T05:57:59Z

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{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''---- [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s Web of Life ----'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[David Alan Chandler]] |
[[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] |
[[Savannah Chandler]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] |
[[Heather]]
'''Enemies:'''
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Wes Iseli]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Blanca]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Julie]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Clyde Cash]]

'''Other:'''
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Michael Snyder|Michael]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] |
[[Bruce Johnson|Principal Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]] |
[[Kellie Andes]]

|}

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Heather

2010-03-10T05:57:14Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
'''Heather''' (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. She is currently known to live in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:55:53Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
'''Heather''' (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:55:44Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
'Heather' (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:55:35Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
''Heather'' (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:51:41Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antaria.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
Heather (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:51:24Z

Torpedophile:

[[Image:Antariah.jpg|thumb|Recent photo of Heather]]
Heather (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

List of Love Quest candidates

2010-03-10T05:49:25Z

Torpedophile: /* Unnamed Sweetheart */

[[Chris]], in spite of being [[autistic]], lazy, and [[fat]] has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and [[HONEST]] '''[[sweetheart]].'''

==How Does Chris Get So Many Women?==
For the most part, Chris is desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]", thus when a girl throws herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he is, Chris is ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life.

==The Women in Chris's Life==

===[[Lori Lopez]]===
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through [[MySpace]] via [[Joshua Martinez]] in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.

===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

===[[PandaHalo]]===
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

===[[Julie]]===
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recording them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]].

===[[Ivy]]===
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.

===[[Kacey]]===
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be <i>his</i> girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.

==Fictional Sweethearts==

===[[Chloe]]===
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again

==Sweethearts of Dubious Origins==
===Unnamed Sweetheart===
In February 2010, Chris started boasting about that he got another sweetheart. Such boasts come in the form of him just saying that she exists, without actually saying anything about her, and refuses to say anything else about her. While there is a possibility that she does exist, and Chris has learned not to say who the sweetheart is, so that when she inevitably turns out to be a troll he won't look like such an idiot (but not smart enough to realise that all sweethearts he meets online are blatant trolls), it's far more likely that Chris is just really really bad at lying.

In March 2010, the previously unnamed Sweetheart was accidentally doxxed by her screenname in a Little Pig Blanket level created by the couple. Many lulz were uncovered as well as her identity as 'Heather'

{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Heather

2010-03-10T05:47:24Z

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Heather (aka Antaria Wilson) is Chris' latest sweetheart as of March 2009. It is currently known that she lives in Charlottesville and is /fucking ugly/ as sin. I mean god damn. Look at that faaaaaaaaaaace.

It is also known that she enjoys writing slash fiction about everything from Star Trek to Arthurian Legend, and has an enormous boner for the Ghosthunters.

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Heather}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
{{Stub}}

Heather

2010-03-10T05:45:27Z

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Heather

2010-03-10T05:45:00Z

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Heather

2010-03-10T05:44:22Z

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