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2010-09-14T01:49:02Z

Toxy: Created page with "Worth noting that the suffix -ko is used in Japanese females names, which Chris most definetly picked up from some anime? I don't know about PS3-mi, though. It's also possible he..."

Worth noting that the suffix -ko is used in Japanese females names, which Chris most definetly picked up from some anime? I don't know about PS3-mi, though. It's also possible he just happened to notice a lot of names ended with -ko or -mi and thus named his console anthromorphisms as such. (yeah, yeah, I'm a weeaboo) [[User:Toxy|Toxy]] 18:49, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T15:31:45Z

Toxy: /* Transcript */

On 10 [[August 2010]], Alec Benson Leary, posing as Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
'''Bob:''' Hello? 
'''Matthew:''' Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes? 
'''Matthew:''' Hello? 
'''Bob:''' Who is this? 
'''Matthew:''' Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message? 
'''Bob:''' Y-yes, what-what's your problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the GAMe PLACe. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you- 
'''Bob:''' The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh... 
'''Matthew:''' The GAMe PLACe. 
'''Bob:''' This place down town? By the Omni? 
'''Matthew:''' Correct. Correct. 
'''Bob:''' Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem? 
'''Matthew:''' Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge- 
'''Bob:''' I didn't know he had been to your store [[6 June 2010|early in June.]] I knew he- 
'''Matthew:''' Oh, you were unaware of- 
'''Bob:''' He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was 
'''Bob''' [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own 
'''Barb:''' [In the background]: And his mother. 
'''Bob:''' And his mother. And everybody else. I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this. 
'''Matthew:''' Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter 
'''Bob:''' Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible] 
'''Matthew''' [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store- 
'''Bob:''' [[Chris and the law|Well that's not illegal!]] 
'''Matthew:''' Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking [[Pedofork|pictures of her son]]. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the [[Jerkops|police]] because your son was trespassing 
'''Bob:''' Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and [[Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the [[Niggos|people]] he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot. 
'''Barb''' [In the background]: Megan lied. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed 
'''Bob''' [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should- 
'''Matthew:''' Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of. 
'''Bob:''' Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his [[Money|checking account]], got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account, trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, OK? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two [[Lucas|more]] [[Mimms|names]], but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. 
'''Matthew:''' I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing 
'''Bob:''' They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are [[Twin_Falling_Towers|terrorizing]] Christian! Ok? 
'''Matthew:''' This really has nothing to do with the GAMe PLACe, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' It has something to do with the GAMe PLACe because that's the pla- Well you're from the GAMe PLACe, right? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, the GAMe PLACe didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this. 
'''Bob:''' Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named [[Manajerk|Mike]]. 
'''Matthew:''' Well, we don't control all of our customers. 
'''Bob:''' Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|corrupting]] the whole neighborhood! 
'''Matthew:''' I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible] 
'''Bob:''' No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his [[Rocky|counselor]]. 
'''Bob:''' Well- Do you work for the store? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes I do sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question? 
'''Matthew:''' I just said that I do, sir. 
'''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? 
'''Matthew:''' W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir. 
'''Bob:''' Do you work for the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I just answered that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' No you didn't. Do you work for the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row. 
'''Bob:''' Ok, what is your position at the GAMe PLACe? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor. 
'''Bob:''' You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager? 
'''Matthew:''' Yes. 
'''Bob:''' Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it? 
'''Matthew:''' Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed and he's gonna [[Diary#July_2005|get arrested]] 
'''Bob:''' Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. 
'''Matthew:''' Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. 
'''Bob:''' You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone. 
'''Matthew:''' What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening? 
'''Bob:''' Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. 
'''Matthew:''' Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite. 
'''Bob:''' Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. 
'''Barb:''' Get his name. 
'''Matthew:''' I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. 
'''Bob:''' How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing. 
'''Bob:''' Well... Just wait a minute now. 
'''Matthew:''' He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead. 
'''Bob:''' 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
'''Matthew:''' I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um- 
'''Bob:''' Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E? 
[Pause] 
'''Matthew:''' Sir... 
'''Bob:''' Sir! How do you spell your last name? 
'''Matthew:''' I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no- 
'''Bob:''' You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it? 
'''Matthew:''' You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name- 
'''Bob:''' Just spell your name and I won't yell at you! 
'''Barb:''' You were not yelling! [Inaudible] 
'''Matthew:''' That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. 
'''Barb:''' He's not yelling at you! 
'''Matthew:''' I'm just trying to talk- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! 
'''Matthew:''' He has been yel- 
'''Barb:''' Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you? 
'''Matthew:''' [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm- 
'''Barb:''' You have not! What is your first name? 
'''Bob:''' Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. 
'''Barb:''' Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. OK, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "like that again" and "GAMe PLACe" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know wha- if you work at the GAMe PLACe or not. I can't see you, I'm not down there. And yo- 
[Cuts off abruptly] 

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw Youtube Video]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Mitch Sonichu

2010-08-11T22:33:41Z

Toxy:

{{quote|Flyin' high and lookin' fine!|[[Angelica|Trisha Rosechu]], on Mitch Sonichu's new look.}}

[[Image:MitchSonichuSmall.png|thumb|"I'd hit that!"]]

'''Mitch Sonichu''' (formerly '''[[Fan:Asperchu#Asperchu|Asperchu]]''') is a yellow [[Sonichu]] with brown highlights present on the ends of his ears and the base of his tail. He also has a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|soul patch]] and wears a [[Bob Chandler|lumberjack-style]] flannel shirt, bluejeans and sneakers. He is supposedly smarter, more confident and better-looking than his previous self.

He is the result of [[Ultra Sonichu]] granting Asperchu and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|Chaotic Combo]] an ''[[Homos|EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER]]'', as well as being freed from both [[Asperger syndrome|his terrible malady]] and his neglectful creator, [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]].

Mitch Sonichu is interesting in that he is a prime example of Chris not accepting what he sees as "parodies" of his own work, as well as being the result of him actively attempting to change another artist's continuity in the same way he fears other artists are capable of changing his.

==Creation==

Mitch Sonichu was created by Chris as part of a series of attempted alterations to ''Asperchu'', after it began to involve Sonichu and the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Since it began to involve his own original characters, along with the fact that he saw it as a slanderous parody, Chris felt that he should thus be able to "correct" its contents to suit his own vision.

As such, during ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', Chris had Asperchu, as well as the Apserchu-universe Chaotic Combo and Sonichu, made into new characters, so that they would not be [[Chris and hypocrisy|infringing on his intellectual property]]. At the forefront was Mitch Sonichu, the character who Chris decided Asperchu apparently "really" wanted to be, because [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|cartoon characters have real feelings too]].

After making these modifications, Chris [[Cwc blog#January_19_2009|stated in a blog post]] that, whilst he has no association to Alec or his comic, he would "forgive" Alec for his wrongdoings if he introduced his changes into the ''Asperchu'' comic. Alec declined and continued with his comic unaltered, although he would introduce a character based on Mitch Sonichu.

==In ''Sonichu''==

Mitch Sonichu starts as Asperchu, whom Ultra Sonichu encounters after he enters the Asperchu universe, along with the Chaotic Combo. Asperchu and his companions are terribly neglected by their malevolent creator, and have been cursed with Asperger syndrome. They plead Ultra Sonichu to help them be freed from their torment.

Ultra Sonichu, being the hero, cures them all of their affliction (after they have [[Chris and his ego|asked Chris to be forgiven]]). As they all marvel at their new and improved selves, Asperchu catches the eye of everyone: looking better than ever, he rebrands himself "Mitch Sonichu".

After this, Mitch, like most characters that Chris introduces according to events that occur around him, becomes a background character and proceeds to do very little.

==[[Fan: Asperchu#Mitch_Chu|Mitch Chu]]==

[[Image:Mitch.jpg|thumb|Razzle Dazzle... to the EXTREME.]]

{{quote|Hey bitches! Razzle Dazzle!|Mitch Chu, making his ''fabulous'' debut.}}

Mitch Chu is a character who appeared in ''Asperchu 1'', as Alec's response to the alterations Chris sought to impose. He is, unlike Mitch Sonichu, a completely separate character from Asperchu, and it is implied that he was at one point [[Chris and Sex|raped]] by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] as a young [[Sonee]]. Due to the complicated nature of each character's origins building on the other, Sonichu, Asperchu, and Mitch are frequently confused for one another by Ian (though this is also poking fun at his difficulty in identifying people).

As a not-so-subtle response to the quite camp nature of Mitch Sonichu's ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'', Mitch Chu is rather obviously gay and seems to hold steady employ as a stylist. Nonetheless, Mitch readily joins heroes Sonichu and [[Simonchu]] in their battle against Ian Brandon Anderson, until his tragic death at the hands of [[Bionic]].

== See also ==
* [[Asperchu]]

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Hot Wheels

2010-08-11T15:58:07Z

Toxy:

[[Hot Wheels]] are a toy car line which [[Chris]] seemed to show much interest in until his late teens.

He has made custom Hot Wheels cars, such as his [[Sonichu]] Hot Wheels car, parodied as merchandise on [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] Sonichu page. He originally had a Hot Wheels page as a sub-site to his main Sonichu site, and several fake cards he has made dealt with Hot Wheels related things.

Today, Chris's interest in Hot Wheels has declined, though he hasn't outgrown it completely, as the manchild has recreated a number of cars from the toy line in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:Sonchucar2.jpg|Chris's custom Sonichu Hot Wheels car.
Image:Modnation_1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|''[[ModNation Racers|Modnation]]'' Hot Wheels creation
Image:Modnation_JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg‎|''[[ModNation Racers|Modnation]]'' Hot Wheels creation
Image:Modnation_Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg‎|''[[ModNation Racers|Modnation]]'' Hot Wheels creation
Image:Modnation_PontiacBanshee.jpg‎|''[[ModNation Racers|Modnation]]'' Hot Wheels creation
</gallery>
</center>

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[[Category:Hobbies]]

Talk:ModNation Racers

2010-08-11T15:43:40Z

Toxy: /* Keywords for his creations */

So what information do we have so far on this shit? We know he's asking for bonus material, and we know he's posting on GameFaqs about it. Anything else?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

He put like 8-16 screencaps of his Sonichu kart and devoted an entire CWCipedia update to this. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:53, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:Before or after the Archive Cogs made, because if after, then good luck finding it now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Here: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Original_CCWC_Art - he considers this "original art". Basically he has a yellow car with his initials on him and has made a racer with a slight resemblance to him. This is from the beta, so who knows what kind of crap he's made since the game has been released. I'm going to put one screencap in the article and leave it at that. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh damn, look at how '''badly''' made the Chaotic Combo is. Buy hey, it's Chris; no matter what the tool is, he'll use it to foist his godawful shit on the world. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:36, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
== Dear God... ==

I had a feeling that Chris would get his hands on ModNation Racers. God knows what crap he'll put up on the Internet...--SpaceScreaminJohn 14:59, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== He has his Beta Track Up ==

As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.

Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I think "manbaby" is more appropriate than "manchild", given that he soils himself so much. But anyway, thanks for keeping us updated on his movements and activities. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I was watching an episode of Ghost Adventures and they were in this haunted mansion/abandoned hospital place, and there was a ghost there that they called the 'manbaby', and I kept thinking 'lolchris' [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 23:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I don't have a copy of ModNation or a PS3, so is there any way you could make a video of the new tracks and provide some commentary? That would be great! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:10, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I agree with Anaconda here. I would love to download his track for laughs of using defaulted Beta Tools, but I do not have the game. If you would upload a video of them, Jinkies, I'm sure it would contribute Greatly to the LULZ. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:13, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:::We should probably handle this like we handle the LBP levels, get some screenshots and summaries up on the page. Jenkins, you're the only one that's played them so far, would you mind adding the level names and a brief description of each to the page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

:I wouldn't call anything the manbaby did "good" or "neatly recreated", since he has never had an original thought in his tiny retarded brain. Except the attraction sign, and we all know how that turned out. That, and it probably is a piece of crap like his other stuff. I would like to see it, too. I second the video idea. --[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Who gives a shit about this bullshit except for how much money Chris is blowing on this. seriously, he spends so much money. I remember during the GoW bullshit that he spent like 20 bucks on stupid dlc. i bet he's already lost like 30 bucks trying to get those mystery mods or whatever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Pictures of his shitty creations? ==

On his profile page there are images of his shitty creations. Should they be screencapped and put in this article for future reference in case he leaves Modnation? I'm grabbing pictures of them now, but I know shit all about editing wikis and how to put them in the article neatly. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

: The reason I suggest it is that despite abandoning things like the Sonichu medallion, he still insists on putting his bullshit creations everywhere. One of his cars is even SonChu for fucks sake. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:51, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I think yes,as they will be easy to access this way and there will be no risk of losing them if he does end up leaving Modnation. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 02:40, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:Or getting banned for making the 'Be My Sweetheart' car. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:38, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::Making a collage that contains all his created characters shouldn't be that hard. I'm not doing anything right now, so I'll give it a shot. Might look like ass though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Pictures of all cars and drivers added. They're just screencaps from the website though. It would be neat if someone downloaded them all and got us some high quality pictures from their PS3 but 1.) I'm not sure how that would even work and 2.) It probably would be a giant pain in the ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

His Twitter updates say the 2.0 version of the track is up. Is anyone going to get it and document it? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 20:20, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:I really doubt anybody on here owns this game.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, most CWCki users are over the age of seven. This is a kiddie game. In other words, it's exactly the kind of childish crap that Chris will waste his summer and life on. What a pathetic and lonely life he has. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 23:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I don't know about it being a kids' game. I played a demo of the game for the PSP, and it looks to be a decent kart-racing game, if you are interested in that. Regardless, I would like to see someone put up a video of Chris's custom-made track. --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:28, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I might get a copy if I can find it cheap used. The demo was fun enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:46, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "posted threads on both GameFAQs and Gamespot" ==

Which threads are you referring to? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:VInM-kX7oLIJ:www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/55632118+site:gamefaqs.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found one.] Deleted for Chris being Chris. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:aj6YV7WonMAJ:www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/55642892/613903000+site:gamefaqs.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=12&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found another.] Apparently Chris is unaware (once again) that he is illicitly soliciting.
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:yWiY6pfFf4YJ:www.gamespot.com/ps3/driving/modnationracers/show_msgs.php%3Ftopic_id%3Dm-1-55632118%26pid%3D960619+site:gamespot.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=15&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found on GS.] Despite their more lax policy, this thread was also DELETED.
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:5f_JKQ6WA1kJ:www.gamespot.com/ps3/driving/modnationracers/show_msgs.php%3Ftopic_id%3Dm-1-55642892%26pid%3D960619+site:gamespot.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=16&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Nothing new at all.] Yeah, I just wasted precious sleep time. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:27, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
::Screencaps made. I guess I'll upload them?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:08, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
There is no point in uploading the gamespot ones if you are going to upload the gayfags one. They both share the same forum postings or whatever. Essentially they're the same. [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 09:02, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== Hot Wheels ==

Chris was into this in high school and the very early 2000s, and IIRC had a Geocities page or part of a Geocities page dedicated to Hot Wheels. Kind of interesting that in a game where he has the possibility to make (almost) anything that he can imagine, he started making content based on a toy he liked 10-12 years ago and then forgot about. There's already a short page about it on the CWCki, which I linked to in the article. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:53, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

== Disc's Closed due to Scratches ==

Sent him an email telling him to play this and quit the tardrage, and he told me his disc's scratched, possibly from attempting to shove his bent dong in the spindle hole. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:38, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*If you've got proof of that email, that might be front-page-worthy (finally). Have you got any? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
**Here's the exact line from the email sent at 9:38 PM CST from "enginegeorge@yahoo.com":

'no i cannot play modnation racers right now because my disc is scratched'

Also, from him at 9:51 PM CST:
'MY COPY OF Modnation Racers IS NOT BROKEN, IT JUST HAS A FEW SCRATCHES AND MAYBE SOME DUST, IT JUST MEANS IT NEEDS TO BE RUN IN THE SINK FOR A FEW SECONDS. DON'T TAUNT ME CAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!'

So, even the scratch-resistant Blu Ray coating cannot stop Chris. Also, lolwut at the sink and dust part. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:51, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

*I mean something a bit more substantial, like an unedited screencap or something. There have been a lot of rumors these days and I don't want something in our articles that isn't true. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Probably not for a while- laptop's in need of repair, so I'm stuck on a Wii. I'll try to get onto a friend's laptop and post screencaps. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:18, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Would there be any way to copy the email over or send it to someone else? It would have to be someone trustworthy, of course, and someone willing to give out their email, but if it would get an unedited screenie, it may just work. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:25, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah, feel free to forward it to my "undercover newfag" account. tehpwnzorbobz@gmail.com. All that would remain would be confirming that it came from Chris and not a poser, seeing as you say it came from another account. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*I got the forward, but I'm not convinced that this is Chris at all. It has all the marks of a common troll, especially the last segment, which reads:
"If you're a fan as well, I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. it is QUITE STRESSFUL. AND ANNOYING. And Possibly Illegal."
That isn't like Chris. Sure, he thinks this stuff perhaps, but he doesn't talk like that. He doesn't say "and possibly illegal". He says it IS illegal. It isn't a post-script comment for him, etc. I could go on about how obvious it is that that isn't from Chris, but I think you get the point. That isn't Chris, and I swear my life on it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:53, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Actually, I think I'll post the whole comment here and explain why it isn't Chris. It will take up a bit of space, but it can be deleted later.
From Eniggy:If it is you, that is.

If it is you, why do you rip off great people such as Charles M. Schultz and call it original, and why do you abuse the taxpayer system?

If you are a troll, just tell me. I'm not affiliated with the CWCki in any way, but please, grow up. Also, please get rid of the cats that coat your house in feces, or I may tip off the PETA to your so-called "pet care."

Ian "The TRUE Christian Weston Chandler" A.

From "Chris":
I AM NOT CHRISTIAN! (Stating that he isn't something without stating what he is isn't like Chris. He needs to define himself constantly to remain what he thinks he is (See:[[Straight]])) NOR AM I A ONE OF THOSE FIEDS WHO IS CONSTANTLY ATTACKING CHRIS! (At this point I noticed that "Chris" isn't trying to act cool or use "cool" terms. He isn't trying to play the part of a kid, which will be relevant in a second.) AND CHRIS DOES NOT RIP OFF ANYONE NOR DOES HE STEAL FROM TAXPAYERS OF AMERICA! (Chris paid attention to this, but not to the cat thing? Bullshit. He tends to latch on to single ideas when presented with a lot of text, but with short emails he addresses each individual point to at least some degree, or ignores the whole thing.) QUIT TRYING TO DO THIS TO ME! I AM JUST A 15 YEAR OLD FROM VIRGINIA SHOWING CHRISTIAN WHAT A FAN I AM! (There it is. He's a kid, supposedly. Where's the imitated hip lingo? When Chris tries to be cool, it shows. He tries too hard, and not trying at all is completely unlike him. He sees himself as manly, so thinks he has to act like a child to appear to be one. By not doing this, he exposes himself as not chris.)

If you're a fan as well (Chris doesn't do that. There is no if, and at this point he would think you were a troll, so that's not even a road his black-and-white mind would explore), I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. (He would capitalise the word "stop". He's shown that that's where he starts. Also, he doesn't use the word persecute. Ever. He'd use one of his token phrases for this. That he didn't isn't damning in itself, it still solidifies previous evidence.) it is QUITE STRESSFUL. (Do I even need to say it?) AND ANNOYING(Obvious bullshit is obvious). And Possibly Illegal(previously addressed).
So there you go. This email is not Chris, and it's obvious. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 21:04, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:At the very least, it was a bit of entertainment after a long drought, and for that I suppose we should be thankful. It's better than someone who comes in and blanks the pages for an hour.
Who knows? This kid could be telling the truth and just be a misguided fan. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:26, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

*This shit isn't real. Eniggy, you are a fucktard. Get out. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 21:49, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
**Eniggy's still fresh here. Hell, at least he's trying, unlike most of us. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:06, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

== Keywords for his creations ==

Guys, I skimmed over his profile, and found that most of his creations have keywords assigned to them. Admittedly, most of them are probably ignorable, but then again, No Shit Is Too Minor.

Chris has these assigned to his avatar: ''[[Chris and his ego|admirable]], [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|friendly]], [[Chris and the industry|professional]]''

His Lego version: ''[[rape|friendly]], [[Random-access humor|fun-loving]], [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|serious]]'' - note the contradiction.

Sonichu gets: ''admirable, edgy, [[Rule 34|professional]]''

Any thoughts? Xanabit, I recall that you're stalking Chris's profile at the moment. Would you mind looking into this? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:37, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

:Yeah, I saw all of 'em. A couple have some really glaring contradictions. Punchy is Warrior, Serious, and Silly. Same with Excel. I never seen Excel Saga, so I have no idea how her character acts, but for Punchy it just illustrates how awful he is at characterization. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:11, 11 August 2010 (PDT)
:Silly is actually pretty fitting for Excel. Warrior... not so much. I have no idea why Chris would even consider Excel serious, at all. [[User:Toxy|Toxy]] 08:43, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

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2010-08-11T15:33:00Z

Toxy: Created page with "Former lurker and wiki newfag. I'll see if there's any neglected pages around here. Might also fills the rest of this page later, or never."

Former lurker and wiki newfag.
I'll see if there's any neglected pages around here.
Might also fills the rest of this page later, or never.