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Blanca Weiss

2023-06-08T13:32:48Z

Tripderham:

{{Troll|She was played by multiple people.}}

{{quote|Blanca is real. I talked to her. Yeah, she called me. So, uh, as for the person who, uh, as for the jerk who, uh, posed with the ay... KawaiiKitsune name? If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|13 September 2008]]}}

{{quote|Rest assured she [Blanca] is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|9 October 2008]]}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Blanca Weiss
| image = BWthumb.png
| title = Blanca Weiss
| aliases = KawaiiKitsune123 Ami B-Chan
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| gender = Female
| saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}
}}

'''Blanca Weiss''' (a.k.a. '''Ami B-Chan''', '''KawaiiKitsune123''') was the identity assumed by various [[trolls]] who posed as [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] in order to get one thing: the [[Sonichu medallion]].

The group pulling the strings was a trio of [[YouTube]] trolls. Two of them, going by the handles RickyRicardo123 and Nurse Icky-chan, talked to Chris via IM and telephone, respectively. The third, Ickeriss69, received a package containing the medallion (as well as an enclosed [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|love letter]]) and uploaded a video of himself cutting it up and putting it in a [[pickle]] [[Fapcup|jar]], before [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting it on fire]].

Some argue that aside from the medallion destruction, the team behind the "real" Blanca (as opposed to [[Lordsillynipples]], who impersonated her after the original group had created the identity) did nothing except keep Chris to themselves, telling Chris to not make videos, stopping him from releasing content, etc.

Despite many people telling him Blanca was not real, and even after the medallion was destroyed on film, ''Chris still continued to believe she was real''. He stated in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]] that the people responsible for destroying the medallion simply lived near Blanca and intercepted the mail.

Since the destruction of the medallions, the three trolls have largely faded into obscurity.

The name Blanca Weiss is just a feminine version of the [[Spanish]] word for white (''blanca'') and the German word for white (''Weiß''); Blanca Weiss is literally just [[Chris and race|white]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|female]], Chris's personal preference in sweethearts.

==FCTC==
The trio were good friends with several members of the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, a now-defunct trolling group known for trolling various individuals and groups on YouTube. Some [[Nudes|photos]] were shown to the FCTC, who later posted the images onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after posting the group's watermark onto them.

{{quote|there was internal bullshit with the Chris-Chan thing (Ricky, Blanca, and myself were pissed about the watermarks and the fact everything was released before the troll was done yet).|Ickeriss69}}

The group itself later fell out due to internal conflict. It was shortly revived as "Cool Troll Fighting Crew", but this group also later disbanded. As for Ickeriss69 himself, he went on to temporarily become an admin on [[/cwc/]], but after more controversy this relationship broke off as well.

He still periodically attempts to revive (or kill) CWC trolling and, to this day, still has Chris's medallions, one of which he offered to the former ED owner GirlVinyl on the site's five-year anniversary.

==Jiggliami==
{{Incomplete|[[Blanca Emails, August 2008]]}}
{{Main|Jiggliami}}
[[File:Jiggy.jpg|thumb|200px|A photograph of a drawing of Jiggliami which Blanca had sent in her original email]]
[[File:BWDA01-001.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Blanca creating the DeviantArt account]]
Chris's first interaction with Blanca would occur on 19 August 2008. Chris would receive an email from Blanca, where she shows him her OC Jiggliami, a cross between Jigglipuff and Amy Rose. Blanca would create a [[DeviantArt]] page that was partly dedicated to this character, and gave Chris a link to the profile in an e-mail.

==Chris gets a clue==
In [[April 2010]], Chris published a [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|page]] on the [[CWCipedia]] with a list of many of the women he had known in his life. Blanca was conspicuously absent from the list, but he did mention her briefly in the entry on [[Sarah Jackson]]. Of all the sweethearts he had met online, Blanca and [[Sydney Kirsch|Sydney]] were apparently the only ones that Chris had been able to successfully identify as trolls more or less on his own.

It should be noted, though, that while Chris might have figured out that Blanca was a troll, he still failed to [[Chris and reality|realize she wasn't a real person]]. In [[December 2009]] Chris uploaded a [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|"correction"]] of his ED page; in it, he wrote that he had "[D]umped [Blanca's] sorry ass after that misdeed; I had trusted her."

==Impact==
Blanca can be pointed to as the first [[troll|Trollsome]] [[Gal-Pal]]. The Persona put in place many of the memes that would serve as a template for future trolling: Coercion into leaking information, References that go over Chris's head, etc.

==Blanca Destroys The Medallion==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Autistic
| ytid = k3Jr2ZktVfI
| Stardate = 20 October 2008
| Maker = <s>Ickeriss69</s> Blanca
| Subject = {{Other|Medallion}}
| Video Type = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| Other Info = The first Sonichu medallion is destroyed on camera.
}}

==The many faces of Blanca==
<center><gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg|The "original" Blanca, which Chris would base his depiction of Blanca in the comic.
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg|Another known image of "Blanca".
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg|"Totally me. TOTALLY."
Image:Blanca1258.jpg|"Actually, she does look more like I do."
Image:SchuComic8P69.jpg|Blanca, depicted with her fan character [[Jiggliami]] as they discuss how Chris is stuck in the [[Time Void]], is based off this Aryan version of Blanca.
</gallery></center>

==Related images==
<center><gallery>
File:Blanca letter-drawing.jpg|Letter/drawing of [[Jiggliami]] enclosed with the Medallions, with Chris believing that Blanca was his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.
Image:CWCletter.jpg|The letter.
Image:BWSkype01-001.jpg|...and Skype.
Image:BWSkype01-002.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[CWC Fighter]], which is named after [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|a series]] with a [[Wikipedia:Blanka|different Blanca]].
*[[Jiggliami]]
*[[Julie]] - A successor of Blanca
*[[PandaHalo]] - Another successor of Blanca
*[[Sarah Jackson]] - A sweetheart who competed with Blanca over Chris

==External links==
*[http://kawaiikitsune123.deviantart.com/ Blanca's DeviantArt account]

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Man in the Pickle Suit

2023-06-07T00:33:16Z

Tripderham: Fixed type (led, not lead; past tense)

{{Split Off}}
{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
|title = Pickle Man
|image = Realpickle1.png
|imagesize = 250px
|name = Marvin Howard Winslow
|aliases = The Man in the Pickle Suit hwinslow3 [[user:Canine|Canine]] Harold<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
|gender = Male
|[[Chris and race|race]] = White [[Niggo|Black]] [[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
|occupation = [[Troll]] Current owner of the [[CWCki]]
|saga = {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|catherine|cn}}, {{saga|ideaguy|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}
}}

The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (now referred to as '''Marvin''' and sometimes referred to as the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) was a common scapegoat of [[Chris]]'s whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned. In [[2009]], the role of the Man in the Pickle Suit was adopted by Marvin, who is often referred to as the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit'''.

The character was first created on 11 [[September 2008]] by a troll posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20080925054140/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Web Archive - Chris Chan's Encyclopedia Dramatica]</ref> Using a fake [[MySpace]] page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This led to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once.

Even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>

==Origin==
[[File:Picklemanorigins.png|left|250px|thumb|The original [[MySpace]] page.<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref>]]{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
Midway through [[August 2008]], a troll on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by the name of [[Lordsillynipples]] created a profile posing [[Blanca]] under the name "kawaiikitsune123".<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref> The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. On [[9/11|11 September 2008]], the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.

==Jew in the Pickle Suit==
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit''', also known as '''Marvin'''. Although Marvin has long-since stopped operating under the Man in the Pickle Suit name, he is still active on [[Kiwi Farms]], and is the current owner of the [[CWCki]]. He played a significant role in dismantling both Chris' [[Night Star]] persona in 2017 and the [[Idea Guys]] in 2018.

On 15 [[March 2009]], Marvin accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]]. Four days later, he rescued [[Emily]] from [[Emily#Chris.27s_first_date|a horrific first date with Chris IRL]]. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, Marvin emerged from the shadows dressed in a pickle suit, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.

In [[October 2009]], the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1cVdNCXTUB4}}
| stardate = 23 [[April 2010]]
| maker = I Am The Internet Pickle Man
| subject =
| type =
}}
===Transcript===

It's been a long time, Chris...

[''Marvin raises a fist, clenches it. He then slowly turns around and approaches the camera'']

I'll cut right to the chase. I'll tell you why I'm here. You see, I've had enough. Everyone has had enough. No more.. of you.. and your "dates".. and your "e-mails" No more "sweetheart searches".. No more nothing. I'm here to put a stop to it. You see... [''pause''] Your virginity is my business. And mine to control. Not yours. Allow me to... clue you in on the plan I've had for a while now. You see.. I went out at night into the streets of Virginia. There, I found every prostitute and hooker I could find.. and do you know what I did? I found each and every one of them, and I told them..

[''Marvin moves off-screen, the sound of paper being picked up can be heard'']

[[Secret Weapon|I have your mugshot.]] [''Marvin reveals a picture of Chris wearing a [[Butt garments|butt garment]]''] If you see this man... [''pause''] ...give him nothing. He deserves nothing. You see, I spread these out. They know you before they even approach. So you see, Chris... I have all the cards. And you're just going to have to play with whatever hand '''I''' deal to you.

==Selected videos==

* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Pickleman web.jpg|The Abduction of Emily.
Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.
FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Read This One.jpg|Anti-Pickle Man warning image included by Chris in an email.
TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching.
Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|Response to the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].
My Mum's a Courgette.png|Woman in the Pickle Suit
</gallery></center>

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]
*[http://https://twitter.com/hwinslow3 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Twitter]]

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