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List of places that have banned Chris

2025-04-18T12:44:13Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Protip|Don't be a [[weening|ween]] and harass any of the places Chris has been to in the hopes of getting him banned. Yes, sadly, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Bann has happened again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical and not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Stores and businesses==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got aggressive with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it was revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He then violated that ban when he committed the [[26 December 2014]] pepper spray incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up on the [[Therapeutic Docket]] alternative sentencing program after the mall staff caught him.<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref> This act of leniency by the court failed to deter Chris from going to the mall.

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] [[Manajerks|manager]] of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, on 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off, and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One," according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this during the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. According to [[Kim Wilson]], Chris had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#McDonalds Ban]]</ref> - he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#More on McDonalds Ban]]</ref> since it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

An employee confronted Chris about it, and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref>

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of his local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some secondhand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a [[trolls|troll]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462 (archive: https://archive.ph/df0l4)</ref>

It is known, however, that Chris is apparently banned from the majority of GameStop locations in his area, likely due to the aforementioned incident. This resulted in him once driving two hours away from Ruckersville in order to find a location he was able to visit.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Welfare Check on Barbara]]</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 29 December 2014, when he was released from jail on bail following the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy masterminded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th ''[sic]'', 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he reaffirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. The ban came as a result of Chris arguing with the manager over whether [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]; apparently, this was either due to another argument with a game judge or Chris trying to put Sonichu on the store's sign.

Two years later, on [[January 2020]], the store's Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop unban him so he could learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
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Chris was coerced by the [[Idea Guys]] to get a membership at this place and was there for a month or two before getting the boot. Chris got complaints from other patrons due to being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, and the constant phone calls from [[weens]] regarding Chris's patronage didn't help matters.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===
On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being canceled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.


==Institutions==
===Cub Scouting===
Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His comments suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here during Chris's time as a student, and a third incident occurred almost a decade after his graduation.

The first was on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on his having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because the topic of [[homos|homosexuality]] had come up in class, and he had shouted something homophobic and possibly [[Chris and race|racist]]. It is also unclear whether Chris was merely kicked out of class for the day or whether he was dropped from the course altogether. In any event, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident was in October [[2003]] when the Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident led to her suspending Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes before returning (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from the PVCC campus after his attempt to deliver an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the [[Chris and English|ramblings of an insane individual]] whom she wanted to keep far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that sometime between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Not long after, Chris had asked [[Rocky Shoemaker]] to distribute copies of a letter that not only called her advice ineffective, but also accused God himself of playing [[Kick the Autistic]], which further strained the relationship between him and his fellow congregants.

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service and had to be told to remove it due to its being wildly inappropriate.

Although Chris has not been permanently banned from Wesley Memorial (so far as we know), he ceased his involvement with the church at some point in the late 2010s as his [[Chris and religion|religious views]] had diverged too greatly from mainstream Christianity.

==Events==
===TooManyGames===
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

As far as we know, he was not banned from future conventions, but he never made another attempt to attend.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]

Chris expressed interest in attending this [[My Little Pony]] convention, which was to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2020.<ref>[[Children of Kefentse#Possible MLP Cons]]</ref> However, the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic and was finally held for the first time in May 2022, at which point Chris was in jail.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris wanted to attend this Seattle MLP convention, making plans in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]] to go, but was banned following the initial [[Incest Call]] fallout.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

===[[Animate! Raleigh]]===
According to Redditor DeadStargazer, a friend claimed to have witnessed Chris being escorted out of this Raleigh, North Carolina convention by staff along with [[Flutter]] on Day 2,<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/chris_chan_kicked_out_of_animate_raleigh/ ([https://archive.fo/bWEz2 archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/comment/kgn0c0r/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/WDBeL archive])</ref> likely after a [[Weening|snitch]] informed convention staff about Chris' status as a [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]]. Chris nevertheless coped with the ban by claiming he had a "nice weekend."<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Nice weekend]]</ref>

===[[BABSCon]]===
[[File:BABSCon Framed Chris Emails.jpeg|thumb|100px|Truly a work of modern art.]]
On 8 [[March 2024]], BABSCon staff replied to Chris informing him of his status as a "persona non grata" and banned him from attending the [[2024]] event, as well as all future BABSCons. Chris argued back in an email response, but failed to persuade staff.<ref>[[BABSCon E-mails]]</ref> Chris then tweeted, stating "#BABSCon is not worth a grain of salt."<ref>[[March 2024 social media posts#BABSCon]]</ref>

The email exchange was framed and passed around during the Mare Gallery party.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had temporarily banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, which was two weeks per YouTube's policy at the time.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170130213259/https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802032?hl=en</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is that technically, you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account. Since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side of his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===
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Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expired.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily edited version of the posting, although still possibly violating several of eBay's terms again.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks had passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case with eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name eventually came around on [[June 2019]], when Chris was finally banned after numerous customer complaints about his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about sex acts with an NSFW image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featured Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and for making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from the literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

Chris's account was later taken down again, possibly due to the incest leaks.

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers' orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
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In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling."

Yet again, Doopie informed him that she wasn't going to be his friend and blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear," then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it is inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships. A swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and told her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Wattpad===
Wattpad is a website for publishing stories. In [[December 2020]], one of the website's members, [[Opuscon789]], who had posted a fanfiction titled ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]'', blocked Chris from viewing his account over Chris's reaction to the story. Chris then evaded the block by creating another account in order to continue reading ''SNT Vs Sonichu'', despite hating the story.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Discussing Opuscon789 and ProjectSNT]]</ref>

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was suspended on 2 [[August 2021]] following the [[Incest Call]] leak.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Patreon Banned Chris]]</ref>

===Tapas===
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines," either due to the incest allegations or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame, which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>[[:File:SonicWorldDiscordBanned.png]]</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Naught]] to join the [[Official CWCki Server]], which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server, [[cwc frens]], was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

===The Knights of CWC===
A [[Discord]] server of members from the [[Watchmen]] group, [[The Knights of CWC]] was created in [[June 2021]]. On 1 [[August 2021]], following Chris's arrest for [[incest]], admin [[The WCT]] kicked Chris out of the server.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (August 2021)#Watching Chris's Arrest]]</ref>

==Family homes==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he was banned from his own fucking house.

Following the revelation that Chris had been having [[Affair with Mother|a sexual relationship with his mother]], Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an [[Emergency Protective Order]] against Chris, banning him from his house (which is owned by his mother) until 5 August. He was eventually arrested in Richmond on 1 August. In [[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]], Chris mentioned that he is legally prohibited from living in the same house as his mother.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's home===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] in Richmond; however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Jail facilities==
===Rec room===
Chris liked to practice shooting hoops in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> However, in a letter dated 30 November, Chris wrote that the room had since become restricted to him.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> This may or may not have been caused by Chris [[Central_Virginia_Regional_Jail#Behavioral_issues|threatening suicide]] in an attempt to gain phone and internet privileges which backfired with additional restrictions. Either way, he did not specify whether this was a punishment.

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
<references />

{{Lists}}
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Lists]]

March 2025

2024-12-01T19:41:03Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

'''March''' will be the third month of [[2025]].

==Notable events==
*'''17 March''' - The 25th anniversary of the creation of [[Sonichu]].
*'''27 March''' - The second anniversary of Chris's release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].

==Activity==

===Chats===
None yet.

===Posts===
None yet.

===Sightings===
None yet.

===Videos===
None yet.

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

1990s

2024-11-03T19:42:30Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: /* Events of 1992 */

[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[niggo]].]]
{{Quote|Raise with Tender Loving Care, let your child make friends, and Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.|Chris gives advice on how to raise an [[autistic]] child, unaware that it was exactly this obsession with "MAINSTREAM" that caused his arrested development in the 1990s.<ref>[[Mailbag 12]]</ref>}}

The '''1990s''' was where [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] spent an abundance of his childhood. It notably saw the beginning of his obsession with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]], which would eventually lead to the abomination we know as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris was aged between 7 and 17.

==1990==
'''1990''' saw Chris graduate from [[Greene County Primary School]]. It was also the year in which Chris also met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|thumb|Chris's stamp album, '''1992'''.]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]

===Events of 1990===
* 1990 - [[Bob Chandler]] DJs the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* July - Christopher Morton Ducksworth, later known as [[Liquid Chris]], is born
* August/September - Chris enters 3rd grade at Greene County Primary School.
* 4 September - Bob's 63rd birthday.
* 1 October - Barb's 49th birthday.

==1991==
'''1991''' would be the start of a troublesome year for Christopher. He began fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] and had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". It is not clear if Chris completed the entire school year at Nathanael Greene or if he was withdrawn earlier.

This year also saw [[Gal_pal#Tiffany_Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]] ending her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 17 January to 28 February - {{w|Operation Desert Storm}} takes place, with [[Matthew Devoria]] fighting on the frontlines.
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - The first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* June/July - Christopher is first introduced to Sonic the Hedgehog.<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters 4th grade at Nathanael Greene. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homo|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* 4 September - Bob's 64th birthday.
* 1 October - Barb's 50th birthday.
* 1991/1992 - Chris is supposedly abused by the teachers and principal at Nathanael Greene.<ref name=November07>Based upon statements made by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 1991/1992 - Bob takes the "abusive" faculty to court but fails.<ref name=November07/>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was homeschooled by his father. Despite the presumable stress of the situation Chris was in, this year would see him have a magical encounter that'd lead him to [[Christopher's name change|changing his first name]].

===Events of 1992===
* 1992 or 1993 - [[Flutter]] is born.
* Sometime in 1992 - Bob receives the last of two triple bypass operations.
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Ivy O'Neil]] is born
* 7 May - The 27th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified.
* 1 July - Chris begins his [[:File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg|stamp collection]].
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade at home.
* 4 September - Bob's 65th birthday.
* 1 October - Barb's 51st birthday.
* December - An encounter with [[Leonard Bearstein|The Bear]] inspires Christopher to start calling himself Christian.
* December 9 - [[Joshua Conner Moon]], later known by his username 'Null', is born

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris moved to Richmond and started attending [[Providence Middle School]]. He grew more and more obsessed with ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', even entering a [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|certain Sonic contest]].
[[File:1993family.png|thumb|Chris and parents pictured in the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'', '''1993'''.]]
===Events of 1993===
* 1993 - Chris's [[Son-Chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 5 February - [[Stephen Boyd]] is born.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* September - Chris and Bob move to Richmond, where Chris begins attending Providence, entering the sixth grade.<ref name=November07/><ref name=bear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]].</ref>
* 4 September - Bob turns 66.
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* Autumn - Chris meets [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
* 1 October - Barb turns 52.
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''{{w|Sonic CD}}''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris attends the grand opening of Service Merchandise Co. in Midlothian, VA. He gets Spider-Man's autograph and meets Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves|An article]] in the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' discusses Chris, his name change and the Sonic contest.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091113231947/http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google Partial article archive with publication date intact], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris legally changed his name. He also won the Sonic contest, bringing in over $1,000 worth of [[Sega]] games and consoles.

===Events of 1994===
* early 1994 - Chris's name is legally changed from Christopher to Christian.
* 1 February - [[Helena Fiorenza]] is born
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref name=DVD_Date>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals. They are represented by James B. Dick.
* 9 May - The record of the case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is received by the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 27 May - [[DoopieDoOver]] is born.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-07-19-17-doopie-commission.32399/post-2438411</ref>
* 28 June - The Virginia Court of Appeals writes a written decision that dismisses the case of of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board.
* 9 July - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] sends [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] a [[:File:ColePostcardA.jpg|postcard]] from San Francisco about his band.
* 16 July - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] performs at Troubadour with special guest Brian Vouglas.
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.
* 22 August - [[Joshua Wise]], ringleader of the [[Idea Guys]], is born.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-65 Joshua's thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref>
* 4 September - Bob turns 67.
* 1 October - Barb turns 53.

==1995==
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of {{w|List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix}} in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* 26 April - Tedrall, a friend of Cole's, posts on a listserv inquiring about Jack Dale Smithey, as Cole still believes that he, rather than his true and honest biological father Ran Coleman Yeatts, is his biological father.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref name=CWCNote2>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 10 June - [[Bryanfrogboy]] is born.
* 16 July - [[JenkinsJinkies]] is born.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* 7 August - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 4 September - Bob turns 68.
* 1 October - Barb turns 54.
* 25 December - Chris receives a 'Two-Faced Sports Fan' remote caddy, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord, and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]

'''1996''' was a rather [[stress]]ful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much; this year, he began attending [[Manchester High School]], where he apparently spent the happiest years of his life.

===Events of 1996===
* 7 February - The [[Bob Chandler#Career|Western Electric Company]] becomes defunct.
* 23 February - Barb and Bob arrive in Chris's special ed class for a birthday celebration.
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Spyrius Robo-Guardian Lego set.
* 27 February - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'' are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref name=CWCNote2/> Chris attends her retirement party.
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence on honor roll.<ref name=November07/>
* June/July - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref name=CWCNote2/>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at Manchester High School.<ref name=November07/>
* 4 September - Bob turns 69.
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 1 October - Barb turns 55.
* 12 October - [[BlueSpike]] is born.
* 2 November - Barb is given a ticket for "Curse and Abuse".
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

==1997==
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]

In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* 1997 - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 1997 - Cole Smithey begins reviewing films.
* Winter/spring - Chris has an altercation with a [[niggo|black]] boy on the school bus and breaks his glasses. He is demoted to the [[Manchester High School#The Bus|short bus]].
* 28 January - Barb is given a ticket for going 40 mph in a 25 mph zone.
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - The first episode of the ''Pokémon'' [[anime]] is broadcast in Japan; Pikachu becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in [[Sonichu Powerpoint|his PowerPoint.]]</ref>
* 26 July - An mini-article is published in the Richmond Times Dispatch about how Bob corrected various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.
* 5 August - Another Richmond Times-Dispatch article discusses Bob's correcting various news outlets about Old Ironsides and when the ship had last sailed under its own power.
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Bob's 70th birthday.
* 17 September - The death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.
* 10 November - Barb is given a ticket for having an expired license plate.
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, {{w|''Wave Race 64''}}, {{w|''Mischief Makers''}} and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a {{w|Yoshi}} plushie.

==1998==
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]

In '''1998''', Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, inspiring him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. Nevertheless, this year wasn't too unhappy for him; ''Pokémon'' debuted in America this year, eventually giving him another massive obsession that'd sow the seeds further for [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].

===Events of 1998===
* 1998 or 1999 - Chris unlocks the parental lock on his television and finds a porno movie. His raging hormones result in him discovering masturbation for the very first time.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>
* 1 January - Chris gives Cole a Lego sculpture of a rock band as a New Year's present.
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]] according to his [[CWC's Diary|Diary]]. Note, however, that he was already wearing glasses during the [[Manchester High School#The Bus|bus]] incident which he claims happened in 1997.
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 14 May - Chris writes the [[Song of Christian]].
* 15 May - Chris records himself reading [[Song of Christian]] and explaining it line by line for his English class.<ref name=DVD_Date/>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref name=DVD_Date/>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 4 September - Bob turns 71.
* 8 September - The ''Pokémon'' [[anime]] makes its American debut through syndication. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 8 September - Chris's chemistry class participates in a bingo game where students have to learn about each other in order to win.
* 17 September - Chris creates a map in his U.S. Government class about America's role in the Korean War.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.
* 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 57.
* 13 October - Chris draws a diagram of Dealey Plaza and the Kennedy assassination for his U.S. Government class.
* 15 October - Chris takes notes about the Women's Movement for his U.S. Government class. Also, Chris takes more notes about JFK's assassination.
* 19 October - Chris creates a map concerning America's role in the War in Southeast Asia.
* 29 October - Chris completes a worksheet about how to be safe within the home, and takes notes on the subject.
* 10 November - Chris completes an assignment for Spanish class about jobs.
* 17 November - Barbara is pulled over and given a ticket for disregarding a red light.
* 22 November - Chris completes a Review Sheet about Reagan and the Evil Empire. He receives a perfect score.
* 27 November - The Japanese release of Sega's final console, the Dreamcast.
* December - The Pokémon [[Card Games|TCG]] is first introduced in North America.
* 4 December - Chris writes his rough draft of his Canterbury Tales essay.
* 7 December - Chris writes about his bedroom in Spanish and draws a picture of it. The depiction of his room is littered with video games.
* 10 December - Chris writes a final draft for his Canterbury Tales essay. He receives a 69, or a D+.
* 11 December - Chris writes the FCAs for his Canterbury Tales essay.
* 21 December - Chris completes a questionnaire concerning where he is on the political spectrum for his U.S. Government class. Chris concludes that he is a liberal.

==1999==
{{Main|1999}}
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in 1999.]]

'''1999''' saw the ''Pokémon'' franchise breaking big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]].

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Sweetheart

2024-10-22T22:51:18Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"? '''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]

A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.

==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.

Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Chris spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Two's company snapshots|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [Chris's age then] Years Old (though not conclusive, as Barb was 79 years old back then)
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Chris established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==
[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that a special someone is waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebut the idea. (However, an argument could be made that [[Jacob Sockness]] qualifies.)

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a 42 year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and lived with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] up until age 39 (when authorities separated them due to him committing [[incest]] with her). Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. Even when this habit [[Financhu Crisis|sank the Chandler finances into an all-time low]], he refused to take responsibility; he instead [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. While stay-at-home husbands/dads are no rarity these days, they are not without responsibilities. He didn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd have dumped this responsibility on his elderly mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has no idea how to behave around women.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that bother women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. Chris has many childish mannerisms and social hindrances that are repugnant to women (and men alike); in the infamous [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]], these things are in abundance. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream "manchild", and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His [[transgender]] identity hasn't helped either - he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which doesn't even make him seem heterosexual anymore (sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's ''Failosophy'']], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the [[Homos|gay guy]], provided he wasn't joking).

'''3) Chris is not trustworthy.''' Chris is known to [[List of Chris's lies|lie a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can grievously damage a woman's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On his date with [[Catherine]], he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with [[Megan]] shortly before he ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, after specifically being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "[[Cousin Al]]" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point.

'''4) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started [[Transgender|dressing in feminine attire]], Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. When first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]] and [[Hair|nearly bald]]. If Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was comparatively rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.

'''5) Chris has poor hygiene.''' Chris takes little to no care of his personal hygiene. Chris has been described as having a putrid smell by people who met him in person, such as [[Emily]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and other field agents. For a while, Chris used [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower, as implied in an [[:File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Axe.jpg|ad]] for one of his Sonichu comics, seemingly oblivious to the fact that people can still detect his stench through all that deodorant. He also admits to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|literally shitting his pants]] on multiple occasions, most recently in 2021 (as far as we know). While his hygiene did [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|seemingly improve during his stay in jail]], it's unclear if it lasted, as he has since been described as smelling foul by [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|at least one witness, though another witness in the same vicinity has stated the contrary.]]

'''6) Chris has no manners.''' Chris has difficulties understanding social norms and manners. This is a common trait among autistic folks, though this doesn't mean they are incapable of learning. Most learn early on in their childhood, either through special education, therapy, or their own parents, resources that clearly were never available to Chris. He has a habit of burping and farting in his [[Cakefarts|videos]] as well as in [[Anytime Fitness|public]]. The latter got him banned from a gym after they received numerous complaints from other patrons about Chris' constant flatulence (in addition to the constant harassment from [[weens]]). Chris's table manners are also severely lacking; from [[Christopher_Paul_Whitney_reveal|chewing food]] with his mouth wide open to [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Isabella's_Italian_Trattoria_Restaurant|eating spaghetti]] 'like a toddler' while creepily hand-feeding Flutter cake with families around. Chris also has no sense of personal boundaries, and has inappropriately [[Megan emails, 2005-2006|touched]] and [[TooManyGames|kissed]] people even when they explicitly tell him several times not to do so. He tends to make inappropriate remarks without an understanding for time or place, such as doing his [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy|racist]] Apu impression at an Indian restaurant. His other attempts at [[Random-access humor|humor]] are [[Namgge|cringey]] at best and [[Punchy Sonichu|downright offensive]] at worst. He has no problem in addressing a [[DoopieDoOver|stranger]] he only interacted with in a professional setting with nicknames normally reserved for sexual partners. Additionally, Chris often tries to drag people [[My Little Pony voice actresses|he barely knows]] into his drama in a vain attempt to turn them into a personal army against his perceived enemies. Even after it's made abundantly clear, Chris fails to realize that these strangers have better things to do in their life than be a part of some [[slow in the minds|mentally challenged]] manchild's petty grudges and childish zealotry. Not only do these attempts fail, but also antagonize said people. It is the very reason why even more [[My Little Pony|progressive]] and [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|tolerant]] communities eventually lose their patience with Chris. This point in particular is what caused even genuine [[Megan Schroeder|friends]] to throw in the towel on Chris, simply because of how insufferable he is.

'''7) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.

'''8) Chris has problems with authority.''' Despite the cliché that "all girls love [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|bad boys]]", a sensible woman is going to be put off by someone who is in constant trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. Consider that Chris has on [[26 December 2014|two]] separate [[28 October 2011|occasions]] come very close to being sent to jail for several months; this is on top of his other lesser [[List of places that have banned Chris|brushes with authority figures]]. And it's not even as though Chris's attitude stems from him [[Episode 17#Epilogue|fighting for an important cause]] - Chris is willing to risk imprisonment for something as petty as [[Sonic Boom Protests|the color of an animated character's arms]]. Even if Chris does find his elusive sweetheart, few will be able to put up with the constant stream of bans, fines, and jail time brought about by Chris's [[Chris and anger|poor self-control]].

'''9) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be [[Chris and writing|proficient]] [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and art|several]] [[Chris and music|of the arts]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares ''[[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]]'', and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the aforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[2014 house fire|burned to the ground]], the result of him choosing to brew coffee in his bathroom with an extension cable propped over the door. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical and stubborn]] [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He is completely inept when it comes to [[Chris and money|managing money]], meaning any relationship with him will be a [[Financhu Crisis|financial nightmare]]. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?

'''10) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the Internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''[[Honest Content|himself]]'', there are literally [[Affair with Mother|volumes]] [[Death threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween emailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarrassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.

'''11) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a children's book to try to get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role of the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] listing [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead, he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could see past these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, and the few "friends" he had were either paid off by his parents or were trolls from the very beginning, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend?

'''12) Chris is economically undesirable.''' Putting aside all the above-listed flaws, what a potential sweetheart really wants from a man is a responsible adult who has something going for him. For starters, Chris only managed to get an [[CADD|Associate]], which became obsolete without him ever putting it to use, choosing to live off his meager [[tugboat]] instead. Chris's only selling point is his art, but even that leaves a lot to be desired. To begin with, his artistic skills are still on the level of an elementary schooler, despite drawing art for most of his life so far. His works, rather than having original ideas, are mostly self-inserts and blatant rip-offs of existing IPs. Additionally, while the content of his drawings are popular with [[trolls]] and [[weens]], the vast majority of people would consider them either [[Sonichu's News Dash|oblique]] or outright [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]]. If a woman were to see any of Chris' works, she would run for the hills; [[Megan]] and the [[Gal-Pals]] already had. Had Chris actually utilized his full artistic potential, put the effort into his art, and invented original works, he could've made for a fine freelance artist and even scored among a Sweetheart. Instead, Chris has chosen to waste away the rest of his life, lost in his [[Dimensional Merge|delusions]].

Throughout human history, women are psychologically inclined to mate with men who have the most resources, both material and financial ones. Nowadays, as women can go study, work and make money on their own, they are no longer reliant on men as providers. Nonetheless, the archaic pattern remains and even in modern day society, women will go for men on the same, even higher level of their education and income, such as Doctors, Surgeons, Lawyers, Engineers, IT, or any mid to high level employee. They'll be in no rush to settle down with a greasy, middle-aged shut-in who lives off [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], much less have children with him.

Ultimately, Chris' social and financial status will inevitably keep him from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

== Present situation ==

[[File:NaiveChrisHedgehog.gif|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris's break-ups are like.]]

In July 2015,<ref>[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=188584&oldid=188265 Revision] as of 26 July 2015.</ref> the CWCki originally concluded that no person - male, female or [[Tomgirl Saga|other]] - would likely find him attractive, but there was still a small window of opportunity for Chris to improve his chances of enticing a sweetheart, with a major lifestyle overhaul and some serious self-betterment.

Unfortunately, that window of opportunity has closed: in addition to all the reasons listed above, Chris has given up on reality with the [[Dimensional Merge]]. What little remained of his chances of attracting a sweetheart disappeared in 2018, when Chris ended his [[Love Quest]] by marrying some of his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary OCs]], and then [[Love_Quest#Idea Guys influences|declined]] an offer of a date with a female fan cosplaying as him because of his imaginary marriage.

Even ''more'' unfortunately, that window of opportunity had not closed as we once thought it did. in late [[July 2021]], the [[incest call]] was leaked, and the grim truth of Chris's love-life came to the surface. Called "the [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]] of the internet" by some, it turned out that Chris had been in a sexual relationship with his mother since at least June of that year. This event adds one last reason for why the chances of Chris getting a sweetheart enormously low: nobody wants to date a literal motherfucker. While there's now [[Flutter|another potential contender for this role]], it seems less and less likely that she will actually take up the mantle.

==References==
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==See also==
* [[List of Love Quest candidates]]
* [[Boyfriend-free girl]]
* [[Gal pal]]
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]
* [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Noviophobia]]
* [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

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{{Love quest}}
{{CWC-isms}}

2024

2024-06-03T20:15:49Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:cwc-jan2024.jpeg|thumb|Chris in January 2024 sporting a new version of [[The Classic]].]]
'''2024''' is the seventeenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. This will be Chris's first full year not spent in [[jail]] since [[2020]], assuming he keeps his nose clean.

2024 will also mark the U.S. presidential election, with [[Pmurt]] attempting to retake the presidency from [[Joe Biden]]. Chris is eligible to vote, because his [[incest]] case was dropped without any charges.

==January==
{{main|January 2024}}
{{stub}}
Chris attended his first post-jail convention, [[Animate! Raleigh]], and, unsurprisingly, was kicked out. Chris would also be interviewed by [[Keffals]].

==February==
{{main|February 2024}}
{{stub}}
[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png||thumb|left|Chris in February 2024.|350px]]
This month consisted of Chris releasing a streams and videos under the influence of [[Praetor]] and getting spotted at [[Liberty University]]. Chris spent his 42nd birthday playing [[Pokémon GO]].<ref>[[Sightings_(2024)#Liberty_University]]</ref>

==March==
{{main|March 2024}}
{{stub}}
[[File:Praetor_Sonichu_Amiibo_5.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2024.|350px]]
This month consisted of Chris releasing a streams and videos under the influence of [[Praetor]] and [[BABSCon#2024|getting banned from BABScon]]. Chris would also be interviewed by [[TheGamerFromMars]].<ref>[[Sightings_(2024)#River_Ridge_Mall_(March,_second_sighting)]]</ref>

==April==
{{main|April 2024}}
{{stub}}
[[File:Cwc-apr2024.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris in April 2024.|350px]]
Chris's [[April 2024 social media posts|internet activity slowed down a considerable amount]] compared to previous months since his [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|online return]]. Chris also did not stream this month, which he had done at least once per month the previous six months. Chris would make his first video at [[14 Branchland Court]] since [[July 2021]] to promote the fake rocks on his [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==May==
{{main|May 2024}}
{{stub}}
[[File:Cwc-may2024.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2024.|350px]]
Chris flew on an airplane for the first time in [[Cole_Smithey#California_(1980-96)|35 years]] as he was spotted at a Dallas Airport terminal. Chris's online activity this month consisted of [[AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan#AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan_-_Suvwl'_van_bom|a single video]] and complaining about being photographed in public despite his continued [[Honor roll|refusal to dress normally]]. CCTV cameras were installed at [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#House|Chris's house]] to discourage [[weens]] from visiting.
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

CWC Art Contest

2024-02-18T18:51:45Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

The '''CWC Art Contest''' is an apparent series of YouTube videos in which Chris reviews fanart he had requested on Twitter.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Contest]]</ref>

==Part 1==
[[File:CWC ART CONEST Round 1 - gmail screenshot (censored).png|thumb|200px|A censored example of an email message Chris revealed.]]
'''CWC ART [[Chris_and_english|CONEST]] Round 1''' involved Chris screen-recording his [[Google|gmail]] screen while opening fanart pictures. Chris [[Dox|carelessly revealed]] email messages - which includes information such as names and email addresses - while looking through the pictures.

The video was taken down a few days after uploading "due to a privacy claim by a third party". The original video remains accessible via GhostArchive<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/Ebo88iPwRtM</ref> and catbox.moe.<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/i49nx0.mp4</ref>
{{clear}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC ART CONEST Round 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|69EU-R4-6S8}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2024]]
| subject = | style =
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 2]]
}}
===Description===
{{quotebox|<nowiki>#CartoonNetwork #Nickelodeon #DiscoveryFamily</nowiki> 
The review of some of the submissions so far; I thank all of you for your submissions so far, and I look forward to the others that follow.

Submissions can be sent to: cwcartcontest@gmail.com, and the deadline is February 24, 2024, 6:00 PM EST.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Special Callout to ALL Good, Soulful, and Compassionate Artists and Writers*

I am personally hosting a contest looking for the best to help out.

All Inquiries are to be sent to cwcartcontest@gmail.com.

And we have [[TooManyGames#Kissing_fans|Strict Boundaries]].

You will be immediately disqualified if you submit anything NSFW, sex-heavy, filled with gore and blood, curse words or swearing, satanic, demonic or devilish promotion or icons, and if it contains a lack of heart, care or soul. Trolling, Bullying and Deceptive ones will also be disqualified.

All submissions are inclusive to Art and Written/Typed Stories and Fan-Fictions. Submissions may be up to TV-14 in content rating, but the final products will be around TV-Y7 or TV-PG.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Rule of Thumb: If it can’t air on #CartoonNetwork, #Nickelodeon or even #DiscoveryFamily, it will not do.

Of course, [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|plagiarism]] or using artificial intelligence in submissions will not be allowed.

I will personally be screening your art portfolios online when applicable for consistency in content, including on DeviantArt, Twitter, Instagram, etcetera.

And this goes out to Everyone in the #SonicTheHedgehog, #Pokemon, #MyLittlePony (Generation Four and Prior), #Transformers, #MachineRobo/#GoBots, #HyperdimensionNeptunia, and even #Marvel, #DC, #Disney and other mainline fandoms. Furries, Spiritual-Heavy, and LGBTQIA+ are also invited and encouraged.

Submissions will be due by February 24, 2024.

Those selected will get a Sonichu Medallion and a set of the new printed books autographed for free. Submissions we like may be posted with consent from the artist and author.

Thank you all for your consideration. I look forward to seeing your works, personally.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
===Raw captions===
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody Jesus CH team Western

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going to be beginning the looking at

some looking the Arts we have so far for

our lovely little art contest which a

reminder of uh those that uh we do

select we'll receive Medan and some and

some of the autograph

books but right now we're uh taking a

look at what we have received so far and

uh we're picking some to go into what we

will be calling the semifinals all right

and then of course we'll do another

another one where uh then they go into

the finals later on another video we're

taking a look at this one first and

foremost I like the art style of this

one but obviously uh the when we talk

when we go into further

details about later on for should should

this one make it to the finals but I do

like the art style this one has very

very nice okay now the lovely lady here

has presented quite the lovely art style

within her lovely furry correction and I

do appreciate the furries and the Furry

communities and everybody else as I've

mentioned before but still this is a

really nice art style I like the shading

and the rendering it's not bad I like

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from this particular artist uh little

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fat

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this one is for the AI F and

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this one this is very nice yeah her fur

does not turn from Blue to White when

reflected the sunlight by appreciate the

shading that was put into this piece

this uh that's a good theme going even

though um okay bubbles does surf but she

moreover likes to swim in the in the

oceans and she's a she can swim really

really fast okay yes I definitely see it

okay this High marks andron I can

tell and very lovely colors and

vibrant why do I look so

old that's okay this is still very good

I like this semi okay the art style is

good on this one and

just okay yeah just why

why why did you put a Sonu that's

dressed up like me in

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think that's asper

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shoes this is cute this is cute I like

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submarine yellow submarine yellow

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{{References}}

Template:Quote of the now

2023-09-10T23:36:20Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{quote|Hi, Helena and Pickchu. Sorry for not responding , but I have been [[Chris and fashion|keeping a low profile]] as possible. Anyways, I am not mad at either of you at all. And my online return is coming. And I allow you to share this as I known you are likely to do, I also enclose the following photo. Thank Cr1TiKaL for the really Divinely inspired GFuel. Be safe and well, you and everyone, with Blessings.

⚡💙⚡|A [[Helena DMs#Keeping a Low Profile|DM]] [[Chris]] sent to [[Helena Fiorenza]] on 3 [[September 2023]]}}
<noinclude>

{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}</noinclude>

September 2023

2023-09-05T20:00:52Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: pipe fix

{{Ongoing}}
'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2023]].
==Notable events==
[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Chris in September.]]
*'''1 September''' - Chris is spotted online on the [[XBox]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/167id3t/chris_just_signed_back_into_hexbox_for_the_first/ ([https://archive.ph/J5a4Y archive])</ref>
*'''3 September''' - [[Helena Fiorenza]] leaks a DM from Chris in which he stated that he will come back to the internet.<ref>[[Helena DMs#Keeping a Low Profile]]</ref>
*'''4 September''' - Chris' [[car]] is sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court]]</ref> Later that day, Chris was sighted at a [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Food Lion|Food Lion]].
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
*'''29 September''' - [[Netflix]] discontinues its DVD-by-mail service.
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

August 2023

2023-09-01T19:36:33Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:4August2023 CWC.png|thumb|200px|Chris in August.]]
'''August''' is the eighth month of '''[[2023]]'''. It brought the infamous end to the [[Jail Saga|Jail Saga]], with Chris' return to the Internet for the first time in 2 years, being sighted on gaming services he used to use prior to the arrest, and with his charges being dismissed on the 25th.
==Notable events==
*'''1 August''' - The two-year anniversary of [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]] following the [[Affair with Mother|incest fallout]].
*'''4 August''' - [[Twitter]] user 'TheOtakuKing' [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|spots Chris]] at [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] and has a conversation with him.
*'''8 August''' - Chris's review scheduled for this date results in "Resolved Order Pending".<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''9 August''' - The judge overseeing Chris's incest case enters for dismissal of the charge.<ref>[[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail]]</ref>
*'''11 August''' - Chris was spotted online on his Pokemon Go account 'ChrisChanSchu82'
*'''12 August''' - The personal description in his PSN account changed from "I am Christine. <3" to "I'm Christ Chan Prime"
*'''16 August''' - Chris starts liking numerous different tweets on Twitter, including ones about [[My Little Pony]], GFuel, and his return to Twitter, marking his first activity on social media in over two years.<ref name=tweets>[[Twitter#Post-jail activity]]</ref>
*'''17 August''' - On Twitter, Chris likes four more tweets with one of them being a comic about [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|''My Little Pony'' characters looking at each other's asses]].<ref name=tweets></ref>
*'''18 August''' - On Twitter Chris likes more tweets.<ref name=tweets></ref>
*'''19 August''' - Chris's activity on Twitter skyrockets as he likes seventeen tweets in one day. Most of them are tweets about a romance book series called "The Jane Austen Series", along with a person's response to a meme about [[Love Quest|missing out on "teen love"]].<ref name=tweets></ref>
*'''20 August''' - Otaku King, the person behind the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|August Walmart Sighting]], releases a video describing the conversation he had with Chris, along with his desire to mentor him.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Second_Video]]</ref>
*'''23 August''' - Chris makes his first post-jail social media posts on [[DeviantART]] as he dumps previously unseen artwork - including [[Jail art]], colorized ''[[Sonichu 15]]'' pages, and art drawn since his release from jail.<ref>[[DeviantART#NightStarRosechu2891]]</ref> Chris also notably uploads a recent photo of a poster he drew for the [[Idea Guys]] from May 2019. It was last spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]] on May 3, 2023.<ref>[[Idea Guys#Gallery]]</ref><ref>[[:File:CWC IdeaGuysPosterAugust2023.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[14 Branchland Court#May 2023]]</ref>
*'''24 August''' - Chris is spotted buying food at a Walmart in Lynchburg, VA.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (August) Part II]]</ref>
*'''25 August''' - Chris's incest case file is updated to state the charge is "Dismissed".<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''29 August''' - [[Anaxis]] ends [[The Lainchu Manifesto]], after spending 4 months writing it.
*'''31 August''' - Chris is observed having played a demo version of ''Street fighter 6'' (a [[PS5]] game) heavily implying at some point after being released from jail he bought a PS5.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu PSN 31Aug2023.png]]</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/166kxy2/looks_like_hes_on_ps5/</ref> He has also acquired ''MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies'' and ''Hyperdimension Neptunia PP'' for the Vita and ''Dreams'' for the PS4, earning his first trophy in nearly five years.<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu ([https://archive.ph/RAXqF archive])</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2023-09-01T19:16:28Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''31 August''' -
** After a short period of inactivity, Chris '''[[Twitter#Post-jail activity|continues to like tweets on Twitter]]'''.
** Chris is spotted '''[[:File:Sonichu PSN 31Aug2023.png|playing the demo for Street Fighter 6]]''', suggesting that he may bought a [[PS5|Playstation 5]].
** Chris earns his first trophy on a Sony console in nearly five years while playing Dreams (PS4).
* '''29 August''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Aftermath (August 2021 - August 2023)|Part 10]]''', the final part, of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted.
* '''26 August''' - On Twitter, Chris '''[[Twitter#Post-jail activity|likes more tweets]]'''. Notably one of [[Snorlax]] being called a Redditor and another of [[Pmurt|Pmurt's]] mugshot, ironically captioned "I hope he's trialed as an adult".
*'''25 August''' - Chris's '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|incest case file has been updated to state the charge is "Dismissed"]]'''.
*'''24 August''' - Chris is spotted buying food '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (August) Part II|at a Walmart in Lynchburg, VA]]'''.
*'''23 August''' -
** On DeviantART, Chris notably [[DeviantART#Post-jail|uploaded]] a '''[[:File:CWC IdeaGuysPosterAugust2023.jpg|recent photo]]''' of a [[:File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|poster]] that was '''[[:File:14BC2 May2023 (1).jpg|last spotted]]''' at '''[[14 Branchland Court]]''' in '''[[May 2023]]'''.
** '''[[DeviantART#Post-jail|Chris makes his first post-jail social media posts on DeviantART]]''' as he dumps previously unseen artwork - including [[Jail art]], colorized ''[[Sonichu 15]]'' pages, and art drawn since his release from jail - onto a previously undiscovered five year old account named "NightStarRosechu2891".
*'''20 August''' - Otaku King, the person behind the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(August)|August Walmart Sighting]], releases a '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Second_Video|video]]''' describing the conversation he had with Chris, along with his desire to mentor him.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
*'''6 August''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play|Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play]] from [[August 2020]].
*'''4 August''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure|Hundred Dollar Rainbow Dash Figure]] from [[October 2020]].


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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

July 2023

2023-08-03T20:30:31Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:CWC_sighting_20Jul2023_2.jpg|thumb|Chris on 20 July]]

'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2023]], and the third month in which Chris had been [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[arrest]] in [[August 2021]].

==Notable events==
*'''July 1''' - Old footage from [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] is leaked on [[Reddit]].<ref>[[Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet#July_2023_Leaks]]</ref>
*'''July 3''' - Chris is sighted shopping at [[Walmart]] in Chesterfield County. What's notable in this sighting is that Chris's hair was dyed again, this time a darker blue.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (Hancock Village St) - July 2023]]
</ref>
*'''July 20''' - Chris is sighted at Dragon Fire Games, a tabletop gaming store in Lynchburg, VA.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Dragon_Fire_Games]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

2023

2023-08-03T20:17:45Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: added July

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|500px|Chris in March 2023]]
'''2023''' is the sixteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris opened the year in jail but was released in late March. His current whereabouts are unknown, but he may be living in the [[Richmond]] area.

==January==
{{main|January 2023}}
Chris's [[Affair With Mother|case]] faced a review on 27 January. Notes on his case suggested a move to Gateway Homes sheltered housing was being considered.

==February==
{{main|February 2023}}
Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|41 years old]], his second birthday in a row spent [[Jail Saga|in custody]].

==March==
{{main|March 2023}}
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was out of custody, though the reason is unclear - VineLink reported initially that he was "bonded out"<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> which was later changed to "released by court order".<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>
==April==
{{main|April 2023}}
In early April, the Greene County Circuit Court issued a Release Order regarding Chris's [[incest]] case. Chris's [[debt]] hearing later in the month resulted in dismissal for No Funds.

==May==
[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|Chris in May 2023]]
{{main|May 2023}}
From 1-3 May, Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, a suburb of [[Richmond]], Battlegrounds (a card game shop), and Chesterfield Towne Center, a mall in nearby Midlothian and Richmond. Towards the end of the month, he was spotted at Earthbond Trading Company and Modern Table Top Gaming, with a Reddit user at the former describing Chris as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|reeking of 'pure shit']].

==June==
[[File:CWC-Premium_Outlets_sighting-June_2023.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in June 2023]]
{{main|June 2023}}
Chris's only public sighting this month was at a Ben and Jerry's in Williamsburg Premium Outlets with two women; and only after Chris complimented on a Reddit user's dog.

==July==
[[File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in July 2023]]
{{main|July 2023}}
Another fairly quiet month as Chris was spotted at Wal-mart looking at [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sonic-branded]] G-Fuel drinks as well as Dragon Fire Games located over 100 miles west of Chesterfield County, the furthest Chris has reportedly traveled since his release.

==August==
{{main|August 2023}}
Chris's review is scheduled for August 2023, following his deferred disposition one year prior.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png]]</ref>

== References ==
<references/>

{{timeline}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

2023

2023-07-02T14:38:03Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|500px|Chris in March 2023]]
'''2023''' is the sixteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris opened the year in jail but was released in late March. His current whereabouts are unknown, but he may be living in the [[Richmond]] area.

==January==
{{main|January 2023}}
Chris's [[Affair With Mother|case]] faced a review on 27 January. Notes on his case suggested a move to Gateway Homes sheltered housing was being considered.

==February==
{{main|February 2023}}
Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|41 years old]], his second birthday in a row spent [[Jail Saga|in custody]].

==March==
{{main|March 2023}}
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was out of custody, though the reason is unclear - VineLink reported initially that he was "bonded out"<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> which was later changed to "released by court order".<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>
==April==
{{main|April 2023}}
In early April, the Greene County Circuit Court issued a Release Order regarding Chris's [[incest]] case. Chris's [[debt]] hearing later in the month resulted in dismissal for No Funds.

==May==
[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|Chris in May 2023]]
{{main|May 2023}}
From 1-3 May, Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, a suburb of [[Richmond]], Battlegrounds (a card game shop), and Chesterfield Towne Center, a mall in nearby Midlothian and Richmond. Towards the end of the month, he was spotted at Earthbond Trading Company and Modern Table Top Gaming, with a Reddit user at the former describing Chris as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|reeking of 'pure shit']].

==June==
[[File:CWC-Premium_Outlets_sighting-June_2023.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in June 2023]]
{{main|June 2023}}
Chris's only public sighting this month was at a Ben and Jerry's in Williamsburg Premium Outlets with two women; and only after Chris complimented on a Reddit user's dog.


==August==
{{main|August 2023}}
Chris's review is scheduled for August 2023, following his deferred disposition one year prior.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png]]</ref>

== References ==
<references/>

{{timeline}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-02T18:28:18Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{incomplete|This article is currently mainly a copy paste from the [[Mal-Wart#Midlothian_location|"Midlothian location" section]] of the [[Mal-Wart]] article, and needs to be revised and expanded.}}
{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|left|Chris's (hopefully) final mugshot]]
[[FIle:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|right|200px|On the run.]]
[[File:Dalek.png|thumb|left|''"[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAY! JULAAAAAAAY!]]"'']]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|right|As foreseen, a keen [[Ween]] by the name of Peen seen looking for Christine]]
On the 27th of [[March 2023|March, 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from custody]] with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"'', thus beginning '''The Chase''' for CWC.
==Spotted==
On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA, a suburb west of Richmond located in Chesterfield County, where he also attended high school over 25 years prior.

On the same day, a Reddit user posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris' [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown colour, and he also appears much thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has his [[medallion]] back.

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Vidy6sycfaxa1.png|Shot of Chris shopping.
Image:FvFCphEWcAAJEj3.jpg|Shot of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
Image:FvFCphEWYAEG-kL.jpg|Shot of Chris in the Entertainment section.
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout. Curiously, the [[Sonichu]] [[medallion]] Chris is wearing in the photo has a bigger nose and slightly different eye shape, possibly a new mark five medallion.
</gallery></center>

Alternative_Roof1940 uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
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| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| subject =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a switch [[Chris and money|(yes......again)]]. The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}
==Fan art==
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artists depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
</gallery></center>
{{TheChaseSaga}}

==Footnotes==

Jail Saga

2021-09-16T22:58:41Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Honest}}
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]

{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDCXfibEdbQ Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]</ref>}}

Following [[July 2021|July]] allegations and eventual confirmation that Chris had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the police, and authorities conducted a welfare check, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by both Ethan Ralph and an anonymous onlooker. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys, and stamping his feet.

==Background==

{{Incomplete}}

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=“removed”>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] told him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night and that he would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

==Arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].

Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. He got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/ 8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House]</ref> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.

===Transcript===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
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| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weekend plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Connor Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up...save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to...come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''':...Chris Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : It's stressful, but...I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct)...it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that...(indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct)...options there...

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)...like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': That felt good!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, it's on the verge (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns and says something indistinct to the police officers, then sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in a background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an...arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that...(camera turns to show Ralph's face)...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct)...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude...(indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': We just got the f...

''[Video ends]''

}}

==Jail==
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On arrest, Chris was briefly held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail ([https://www.cvrj.org/ website]), which serves several counties including Greene County.<ref>[https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case Suspect arrested and charged with incest]</ref><ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Greene County Sheriff's Office press release]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison (the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female), but after uproar from his new exposure, it was decided he would be tried as a male adult instead. It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of boomers.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson segment]</ref>

It remains to be known how he is currently coping in jail.

==Legal proceedings==
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
=== First court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name="initial_trial"/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name="initial_trial">[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Greene County Record] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing there was danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and Chris himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name="initial_trial"/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either does not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expects to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Second court appearance ===
{{Dated}}
Chris's next court appearance was to began at 10AM on 16 [[September 2021]]<ref name="initial_trial"/>, but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]].

Currently, it is scheduled for sometime in [[November 2021]].

==See also==
*[[Incest]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

==References==

Jail Saga

2021-09-16T15:05:44Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Honest}}
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]

{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDCXfibEdbQ Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]</ref>}}

Following [[July 2021|July]] allegations and eventual confirmation that Chris had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the police, and authorities conducted a welfare check, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by both Ethan Ralph and an anonymous onlooker. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys, and stamping his feet.

==Background==

{{Incomplete}}

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] told him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night and that he would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

==Arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].

Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. He got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/ 8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House]</ref> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.

===Transcript===

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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weekend plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Connor Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up...save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to...come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''':...Chris Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : It's stressful, but...I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct)...it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that...(indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct)...options there...

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)...like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': That felt good!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, it's on the verge (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns and says something indistinct to the police officers, then sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in a background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an...arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that...(camera turns to show Ralph's face)...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct)...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude...(indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': We just got the f...

''[Video ends]''

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On arrest, Chris was briefly held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail ([https://www.cvrj.org/ website]), which serves several counties including Greene County.<ref>[https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case Suspect arrested and charged with incest]</ref><ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Greene County Sheriff's Office press release]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison (the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female), but after uproar from his new exposure, it was decided he would be tried as a male adult instead. It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of boomers.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson segment]</ref>

It remains to be known how he is currently coping in jail.

==Legal proceedings==
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
=== First court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name="initial_trial"/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name="initial_trial">[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Greene County Record] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing there was danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and Chris himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name="initial_trial"/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either does not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expects to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Second court appearance ===
Chris's next court appearance was to began at 10AM on 16 [[September 2021]]<ref name="initial_trial"/>, but got continued before the hearing was even set to commence. The reason why this happened is unknown.

=== Third court appearance ===
{{Ongoing}}
To be announced

==See also==
*[[Incest]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

==References==

May 2021

2021-04-06T14:18:26Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: Created page with "May will be the fifth month of 2021. ==Highlights== * 19 May - Barb is set to appear in court for her third debt hearing. {{timeline}}"

May will be the fifth month of [[2021]].

==Highlights==
* 19 May - [[Barb]] is set to appear in court for her third [[debt]] hearing.

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Live Drawing Streams

2020-06-13T00:20:44Z

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'''Live Drawing Streams''' are videos of Chris drawing new pages of Sonichu. All videos contain a description reading:

{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

==05082017==

Chris spends 39 minutes drawing line work for one page of [[Sonichu 11]], the first new page created 561 days after he quit working on the comic in 2015. And in a move rivaling that of the [[Brutal Legend]] video, Chris's voice is not heard throughout the live stream, though the Playroom theme continues to drone on. Clearly it was [[Chris and work|too much of a hassle]] to do a simple mic check before starting the stream, showing that [[Chris and cinematography|old habits die hard]] when it comes to Chris.

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==05142017==

Chris spends 1 hour and 38 minutes drawing, still with the mic off - even though he is seen talking during the livestream. He reveals that he is re-using his technique of including photos of himself for comic panels, which he had done in [[Sonichu 6]]. He requests donations of $10 each through Paypal.me or a pledge on [[Patreon]].

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==05152017==

Chris remembers to use the mic this time. He films himself using Photoshop on a laptop for an hour and a half, putting together a collage of photos of himself and his parents mixed with drawings of the Sonichu klan.

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==06072017==

Chris spends an hour and 44 minutes drawing and coloring a page for [[Sonichu 13]], a crossover story between Sonichu and characters from YouTube channel Planet Dolan.

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Live from home, and...I just heard that [[Planet Dolan]]'s doing a drawing competition. So, with what I started as just a cover, I'm gonna do as an entry for the contest--I see it as a [something]-ful opportunity. So without further ado, let's get y'all down to [[Chris and art|my drawing level]].

[Chris aims the camera at the desk. The camera begins wobbling.]

I'm going to put this on my other...

[Chris push a button on a remote, chortles, and adjusts the camera.]

(mumbling) Yeah, make sure... Mm... Uhn... Don't, nowait-- I mean it's down there, not up here.

Anyway, so, in the meantime, I'm puttin' this on my PC so we can enjoy...the music...that I like to listen to.

[Music starts.]

This is music from uh, Ashleigh Ball's new album, Love is Gold. It is very good, seven tracks. My favorite song of it is Shining Colors but all her songs are catchy. So with her music being included, uh, I give credit to her regardless... Uh, this video will not be monetized.

But anyway, um... So with that, what I'm going to do is... I'm making three section, as in what I had in my idea for...amongst the story arcs of my Sonichu / Planet Dolan [[Sonichu 12-9#Production notes|crossover special]]. It'd just be kinda like a preview, like a trailer kinda thing. So, it'd be like... One story arc section there [points at top panel], then another one here [points at middle panel], and then a third one there [points at bottom panel]. And this one-page trailer, "trailer" using quotes, will be my entry into the--into this competition. So without further ado, here's a live art drawing stream.

[2:03]

all right takes me what I think you let's put the top section to two halves to make for the first section of which let's do this sont you and roast you meet Dolan a newbie so let's get sawed you start over here [Music] that's a angling his nice how where he's looking gonna be looking at plant doll at danger dolan right in front of him red cheek their one-year other ear suit [Music] so it's when they're going to shake hands instead of fist bump because the fist bump happened on the coverage so control science shoes right arm in hand and I got is one thing I do when I take it off hand gestures or similar it's like I played out in my mind at least through my hand figure it out for myself see how it looks so okay this is my right hand when it's the gesture so let's see ideally Dolan would have his right hand out like that I think yeah I'd say thumb goes over his fingers go over so yeah thumb over fingers under right all right so let's cut Sonichu's thumb right there and his fingers downward like so leave the flat last one blank so it can make room for Dolan's fingers right up there don't thump right there and we'll draw the fourth finger on subtities pinky and so we'll just extend that arm out come back to Dolan a little bit first I'm going to finish drawing Sasha over here so we're going to get his in his chest and start on his left arm hello scamper I'm busy mice can't buy cats camper just entered I'll give him some petting later all right so Sasha yes then it's in that up gonna finish that skin that skin belly cause brown stripes plus the spikes on its back here's his tail [Music] hmm gonna play like down stand legs let's say like that the suck my shoe I say part of the shoe it's better to me tree or so okay we got Hachi almost done and uh hmm just some simple like that so he's guys left hand down like shaking Dolan's hand with his right with the reference of Dalton over here hmm we'll draw a circle for the head hmm can you even the drawn one eye and then the other [Music] okay so we're going to draw a stick eyebrows it must smile the darn old duck hat [Music] we have put Dolan's arm down as well just cuz he has three fingers let's deal with that give you four fingers I mean resume reason why they gave Mickey Mouse and all the others three fingers was because it was less expensive to draw that compared to torn that fourth finger Garn this so I'm going to get miss foot there and foot there we go nice there's Sonichu and Dolan let's give them a gentle general hey nice to meet you and say hi guys how you doing say hey are you doing okay come he's here stop it [Music] and all in nice to meet you [Music] yeah all right so that going on and then well I guess I won't be able to get roast you and goobie in the picture in the drawing now it's so small yeah but look I get Don say likewise how's it going like mice how's it going [Music] well all right so we got that speech balloon going on hmm where I got a background to definitely show because know we love details hmm but then again the backgrounds on the plant going videos or so minuscule like that so I'm gonna say for the mama we'll just do a simple city background they're standing nearby where the city is on one side of the road the traffic could be going we don't know what plan but doens planet looks like or all the little cows we're gonna add the street lines because it's divided you want cars going one way in the other and we gotta say the outside is like a park they're hanging out there meeting at park across the street from somewhere in the city so we'll get dropped few small buildings across we're outside walk make sure that sidewalks visible some nice room it's barely visible there but anyway so I guess I walk there and make sure the same draw window another window there's a simple door door knobs on the wrong side but who cares I mean nobody knows what these places are right now it's just so alright so this one's a lot this one to be a wine store we're going to put door over here just then this bottom part make it look like make it more obvious that it is a door everything will be coated later and behind the buildings we can add a little bit of roof top there and there's more buildings and we're just few skyscrapers looming over so that's basically simple now let's see for next panel for this two-part preview [Music] can I sell its side that simple idea we're just going to draw their faces I'm just going to zoom in on their faces so we start with his head are still looking each other like that facing each other and so mm-hmm sweet I mean where's my spiel of all up I hope that goes through your low to short wait that's a simple fits hmm actually Paul you did great job on this album and someone let's my gosh a little bit about that hey wait I'm so sorry took his hand back and I'm gonna say his arms his arms still down so there's that Bailey top part with his back spike it's a phone up and then circle for Dolan's head mm-hmm it's just his arms down so this other one because they're just talking and nice thick eyebrows so yeah what one was I personally called ahead me Christine Chandler over in the quick build dimension yeah so I call it ahead I set up this little meet greet and tour of flat Dolan well I'll go ahead and color go ahead Mike and I packed that piece of the hat alright so let's see sine she says [Music] I've been looking for I've have been looking forward to this tour since since Christine since Miss Christine I know how to differentiate that from me and his daughter is bisexual daughter anyway I have been looking for I've I want to try to save room for on the letters [Music] actually you know what nice and some more nice I've been looking forward to this tour my kids and Christine there you go our fans of yours [Music] this tour hmm my family and Christine özil family [Music] or faint our fans of yours [Music] all right so we just melt down off and then let's say simply put four darling we'll say awesome well we got a lot on plate doing let's start with the animation building alright so [Music] you've a lot on plant Dolan let's check out the animation department check out the nomination hmm let's check out the shelf at the building where the show is made where the shows are made hmm let's check out the studio there it is studio Oh something like make sure why don't you hey they have tons in them let's check out the studio so make that speech balloon and trying to separate that promise I choose balloon at the city background my window window not go bill see as much of the doors I can see more of the door of the building with the wide window right visit door knob I'm going to add a window step building and they're good and skyscrapers all right so that's one story arc because we're taking it we're all here except for wildin Simona because they stayed behind in quick fill because they promised to take sandy and subpoena to Busch Gardens a told Santi and his family died and I believe Sarah Sarah rose who she comments to what she says to wild and his family she says hey when their fathers as fast as not as fast as ours are and you got to spit and you got the foot speed that we did it's nearly the same as his you don't need a ball coaster ride you go on your own but obviously wild similar don't run as fast as our main sign chain nose - all right so part two this one idea I had so I'm going to try I'm going to try this in three I'm going to put this into three panels it's more tall than wide it's we're going to do there alright so another idea had so we got hell bent and Blake so the first blanks kind of mmm young essays neutral about it's up he's nutri about the trip so he's not angry yet so and drop Blake with us his eyes so yeah I mean comparing how they would be taught in like their so he's gonna be you know he's looking up yeah it's kind of neutral so it's good make his eyebrows kind of just making horizontal right he's drawing his head of course his head is black so we'll obviously color in the red later alright so what do I want to do with his arm since this is hell-bent coming along he just had hey he just said hey and I how's it going just say oh okay just here on the tour with just on tour with my family and friends and help and just look at the pic and art picking argument son side comment my father always like to pick an argument with me now and then I never was really fond of that it just would piss me off when he tried to pick an argument so let's see and I'm just here hanging on I guess some we can have him with his arms crossed so hmm say so I'm gonna put his hand going over there crossing arms difficult to draw so yeah it's kind of works cool that's good on crossing and it's so his legs bottom strike by mmm this little bit of a little tail good so he'll pack his head will be up here I'm a good goat I mean I look for everybody and plant darling on Twitter and also googled their characters to get their drawing references I know how to draw them yeah so a little easier you know education never knows where cheering cuz we're meeting nollie Shima but doopy ladybot and Ramona are there too hmm mommy well Seema yeah she's the party cast we did not like the male voice after in that last animated video if you can't get Shima but the actual Seema backup for a female voice actor with a kind of a similar deep tone voice what I'm saying anyway richer inform anyway that's for me that I'm personally cheering for hapc do P and ladybot that's me Dukey and ladybot but their words I'd see them all together anyway but - it's about to help it hmm start with join the bottom of his head have a flat shape and as a goatee he has kind of an elf ear just along with devil horns well why not have them both so so here is one horn here's the other so we're just going to write so here's his mouth right there hmm he's not angry yet because he's about to pick the fight with Blake here so leave his eyes kind of top flat and his eyebrows horizontal right so just going on from the eyes and then his hairstyle is purple hair and in the Google result in the Google image I got and I think also on his Twitter the hair his hair is purple don't ask me I thought his head was I thought here was black and hellbent if your hair is actually black that was just the image that just the one image or two then I apologize but in this sample comic we're giving you purple hair anyway so drawn to Nick there's a the colors of his the collars of his jacket hmm let's see what else ain't in here collar of his shirt underneath his jacket didn't miss me buckles hmm I think there's three by guy's hand covered up anyway on this so let's see who all right let's say he has his right in his right arm and hand despite we'll give him a lit cigarette helps us a few puffs of smoke coming from it and I'll gotta say he's pointing this left hand directing to Blake [Music] because he's got a few things say few things to make just four complaints about towards the side to Brandon some of the problems we've had really that's part of his belt mmm say legs there you go all right so giving this thumb this index finger and then the other two on this hand and not long enough there we go all right so it helped us mean the filmmaker so let's see [Music] yes oh yeah he said well I've heard you've got copyright troubles and your books in your creators realm dimension [Music] copyright problems in Christine's real dimension [Music] real life dimension [Music] hmm giving this speech balloon and then like counters he says well we've got all that sorted up it's a silent agreement [Music] all that I can write small but sometimes the long but when you got a word in with a longer words it's just not enough room [Music] and I don't have enough word no ferment me mmm I think I'll skip the typing when I submit this I'll know I want to give this thing full effort but I mean still just not fit words and difficulty proposed speech of speech balloons alright so in a later part stop my knocking help and drags Blake down into his hellhole which literally is hell that's let's say right now there's still above ground [Music] let's give them a Cygnus give them a city background - for now so building and camera angles and put right doorknob the window there Ausmus skyscrapers scraper lines alright that's panel one beginning of that argument [Music] and I forgot one thing I don't have room for he's got a little bit more hair coming down the side of his head over here shoot no I can't think I everything you've once got try anyway all right so all right so right now we're going to zoom in on their heads like we did up there mm mm aw hell pants head and maybe night so I'll give his little little bit ear there here's this goatee make his mouth bigger cuz he's really when yours is frown you really wants to start trouble now [Music] he's really close to his shoulder out that's when we're getting that there all right now we can get back his hair that we forgot to draw there [Music] and then we'll draw a close-up of like just [Music] [Music] okay now like is starting to get his frown on normally he doesn't like to start and I'd like to start an argument or pick white especially since he's been reformed by bubbles but at this point he's like he'll defend his family and friends and creator of course that's me and everything about the water quick bill so he slashed his shoulder for - all right so we got he'll been saying I really Bizet's me all the orders making comment combination of a hedgehog and a mouse [Music] the [Music] and Yuri [Music] you date a combination you taint a combo of it dogs and mice [Music] young two exclamation marks for that trollish piece of hate and now it likes defense his quip is like [Music] I don't like to take arguments [Music] but that's my family you're talking about [Music] that's my family you're hating at [Music] hey net 12 give three exclamation marks blood boiling blood boarding and just you gotta rotate this love and like love like you know give each other they hate I so much was between but a combination the flames and electricity between the halves of them and there's Lehman a thorough the moment [Music] really really angered bring such movies I do [Music] toss some lightning bolts because they're coming I was red cheek now [Music] he's really really angry [Music] in a fist raised [Music] yeah here goes out but this my rage [Music] it'll need fire in his eyes cuz he's got the flames of hell behind him who Shh [Music] we'll turn the flame the hell behind him in on my went as soon as I get his heron whatever else I can fit into this panel done here's the foreground characters come first you want to make sure you can put your background behind everybody [Music] [Music] there's this first [Music] I'll take it loosen up buckle their swimming sure that's there [Music] you gonna knuckle there that's for sure nice isn't it I'm and I hope I didn't just accidentally press the wrong button from that from knocking my controller down we're still on their wrists on there you ever saw on the air alright I've got to music so mmm kind of a mash of opposing as you got it hiding behind am [Music] then here comes the flames behind hell-bent for and that's me of that story our tremor and then I did take a brief moment to cool down if I may [Applause] [Music] [Music] I never want to think I will I mean I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do for the third story our trailer on yeah yeah I wanted to do like kind of a verbal debate between magic Chan and Nitz iam magic ten Silvana stays behind by magic chant he teleports everybody from quick Virginia to plant Dolan jokingly actually located on the other side of the United States that's the joke the actual headquarters being over there so I think for oh yeah and just goes toast just watching them debate he's not putting input at all as they're talking all right so let's just I went to draw close-up of magic Chan and that time copy and paste what I have you pasted this stuff like it'll work [Music] as you see with the idea being since nityam is the Lord of the Dead and magic chant is psychic they would be able to have kind of a meaningful discussion about life death and maybe museums goals as or the dead still up for debate what NIT cm would say because that's commenting on how magic an appropriately responds yes so those right arm cause he's in a meditate seat same position [Music] now his hand on one leg [Music] and on the other leg hmm still trying to still point down from and pathetically raising my anger [Music] eight minutes oh shoot yes the lake is crossing his legs of course those let's past Vince's suck and we need to give them this tail [Music] and then withdraw Mitsy I'm over here placing match in hmm it's gone I've got kind of an oddly shaped head from the image I found especially with this hairstyle to go with it so we'll start there's ice and his bushy eyebrows his nose down there and I guess its tongue would be gray that's my guess I don't I can't say off top of my memory because it comes to top 10 videos when I do paper I do watch the aunt wants the animations and whatnot I miss a detail sometimes honey I should like clip miss pay attention to the details some pay attention to the script it's somewhat important right so drawers hairdos guys put down hmm and see give him his neck I'd give him a bit more hair behind him from the collar of his armor gel coat whatever is that shoulder pad on both sides ah Joon too close no I will just his arm to his side for the moment there so withdraw his other arm the guy give him is unrequited unnecessary pectoral images and he needs his ears [Music] right so like I remember what not I remember oh and those toast just speculating [Music] hi son waiter both way up in the sky net they're both high up in the sky so we so when I get to the back when I could draw a few clouds all right sorry way speculate saw being dead is awesome and he agrees with him to a point but then I mean like I remember when my magic chance points because he made a good point I just came member I said there ah [Music] I think I'm starting to get a memory considering you are Lord of the Dead do you can see yourself lord over their souls [Music] see [Music] Lord of their souls the way I see it [Music] you write you reign over the deceased bodies [Music] [Music] and you conserve those at your command [Music] all those bodies without their souls [Music] [Music] [Music] and I'm just going to speculate on what how knits ium would reply to a question like that get their side of the page here let's see I think I imagined he would respond [Music] well you see well I do command the dead bodies [Music] [Music] hmm and those bodies are without their souls [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm then he thinks for a moment hmm now their souls I'm all of the dead bodies but their souls are up long have long left those bodies when I come to claim those bodies [Music] Peter reincarnated up in heaven our Hale I'm just going to the dead bodies hmm [Music] all right so he's thinking all this and his name his mind while he's processing this questioning of him being totally Lord of the Dead all right so we put a little space for his moot group room for thought his thinking [Music] and a hint in initially and response' you prove Rebecca you prove of great points [Music] you prove a great point as the souls and spirits are still alive [Music] and we'll just leave at that and I'm going to draw cloud there mmm the clout there and now we can do background because we just give them one portion because here this is one portion of their debate show discussion now we can now I'm just going to come back to the ps4 and put for a moment I just want to make sure we're still on the air we'll color this in we're still on the air oops all right let me get my markers and we'll color everybody in I like to color the characters in first and foremost and I like to try using going through these in the same color where it is respectively throughout until when I have exhausted the need for that one color so we're starting with the flesh tone put-down starting on the first sides your drawing here and Saatchi and Dolan has no flesh on eyes no push tone on him so we'll move on then it's turn down to the next size shoe and like yes he has at that color on his mouth area and his arms as well so we'll take care of all that hmm we'll take this small bits and get to him over here and of course my dad chin [Music] all right pick another color we'll go with the basic yellow but because it's a minor detail all detail but one that should not be missed regardless magic Chan's eyes are yellow so we go ahead take care of that and then we'll talk Oh in sideshow in this panel [Music] and by the way in case you and just to put into a kind of a perspective this is essentially a normal thought process of a go through as I drawn right each actual page in my book so if you ever wonder for yourselves how long it takes for me to draw and color a page you can start the timer when I started drawing this page and up to when I made the last hand contact point in the bottom there say that's the time and then to separate you can mark the time when I pulled out my markers and I started the coloring process you combine those two times that would be a nest a rough estimate how long it takes me to color to draw right and color a full page in my books I say we're going to do green for the eyes I know it's a tedious it's kind of a it's a long process considering but when you consider all the details throughout and the folk and the final product being finished event soon enough it's worth it love colors did it the day yeah we got the red so we're going to hmm coloring going to give help in his reddish glow Oh his eyes are yellow too I see this is a thing this is an earth thing but I got a do character I'm doing a new character and I'm not familiar not have it drawn that character as often as often as my main characters it's a whole new thing for me to add to my get used to list that's one I do want to work around and get used to anyhow say wait to continue coloring room help at his reddish glow [Music] kamesh tongue [Music] we'll get to the roof of the colors of the roof of their mouth later by bringing that one darker shade of red like using for that particular in Santa one miss a piggy tail so that's his bottom stripe and that's the end of his mince and it was tail and then I realize I should draw on his tail going upward now well in aspect you could say his tail is going straight out [Music] it's like an open interpretation right there anyway mmm oh but also I try so when coloring or drawing with my pen well moreover on the coloring aspect I tried to go from left to right as I am right-handed oh so I don't accidentally get the ink on my hand [Music] take notes my nerdlings cuz these are valuable assets of knowledge that you can take I can you can attribute for yourself in your own drawing skills that you learn throughout your lifetime not taking a lot of our classes throughout my lifetime and that's written regardless of my final abilities being considerably childlike it's still a skill that I own especially with the markers and whatnot and you couple that with the autism and attention to details yada-yada-yada attention deficit disorder it kind of bounces out really [Music] but again that's their own interpretation to make as you will versus what I have in my noggin for my own perception [Music] don't have to color in there Mouse here cuz is there he's just showing your teeth [Music] Oh just scowling that stares to where the day right there scowling [Music] not the a it's a word of the day if you don't know that word then they go it's your word of the day scowling let me lead at the bottom of his eyes on color because their foot there and flamed with the orange colored because he's that angry [Music] we'll get that little bit and so thinking about then I take the darker shade of red and I take the orange oh I missed a spot yeah pay attention to the script it's somewhat important you never got to come and magic chance tongue - this is why you pay attention to the script if you don't want to miss a detail hi Mike oh right mouth coloring so dark a sheet of red on inside of mouth and now the orange for to accentuate the flames the bang of upset and anger and Blake's eyes there yeah yeah when it comes to selecting the color I go with the colors of the first thing I'm going to color in and then I just relate that now on so that step I'm going to go with my very charged blue and get that out of the way because I like doing the make sure I got all the brighter colors either way before I do anything the black or brown is if I code if I did the reverse I could accidentally get brown on the lighter color I don't think we have any this shade of blue on match and so we're good to go or do the brown next for the stripes on this soon is back his tail right there this one right here does anybody else need the brown go south needs brown but it's a lighter shade because he's not burnt to a crisp that's so I am complete I say plaque for the very last color throughout regardless because that's the darkest color of all you don't want to get that anywhere on any of your other marker colors so with that we'll go with a dark shade of blue as that it's not only a color of certain portion a Magi-Chan but also Dolan's hat [Music] hey does anybody see my hat I can't go out anywhere without my hat then I just look like Zahra gamba put our beard if you shave this year but we both look alike could you be able to tell us apart yeah he's washed down oh yeah there you go free imitation of Dolan free vocal imitation at Dolan [Music] mmm anybody else checking hell-bent as well let miss spot there mmm I guess I got everybody with the shade of blue all right so ever got next I say black the last hmm I'd say we go with the boil purple he also kind of has the yo reddish color there um let's see I think that was either I think that was this shade or I can't forget which one I use it's probably this one or yeah that does not look like the wine it's kind of more like the shade of purple hmm I'm just going to sneak that in and see how it looks it see it looks sing huh I guess I remember correctly that is the shade that is the correct color for hellbent shirt because when did I draw this I do this on the 30th which was a week in the day ago drew and colored that same day yeah we want to just go ahead and color and tell bents shirt guys his colors black ah off its it later because black supersedes all other colors as it being the darkest and you put black over any color why does it changed - it just all goes directly to black do not pass go do not collect $200 three cents or but the donuts alright so now doing the world purple this is the color we're using for help it's hair as that was the original shipment was yes is the darkest shade of purple I have so propo or black this close and again if it is black guy if this here your hair is black help it I sincerely apologize you can collect me later [Music] I just felt that office I felt like I needed to fix that then the side side way view panel now if I actually had this head Malone horizontally I had done this without having to rotate the page that's neither here nor there right now because it's already done [Music] also the situation as to why we have these pre-drawn four lines to make the rectangle of this particular piece of paper is actually a neutral well upgrade will recently to be reminiscent of mmm DPR of pixels 1325 by 2050 that is the rector is the usage for that of when I upload the pages to my publishers website that is the page size for those book those comic book pages and so since we got the purple ending on magic Chan we're going to swap to the lavender and finish coloring magic Chan over here so anyway with these all free with the lines pre-drawn all round and foot and foot a copy in that sense [Music] versus if I use the whole sheet of paper when scanning the page into the computer it would cut off from the edges anyway so it's just easier to have the lines they are already then it's more accurate to the page and verses the original size I have let's actually this one on the back this originally was about that's how you see it's wider almost as tall and as you can see in books 0 through 10 and up to the new up to episode 23 Simon shoe and banana funcle' in book eleven after that's published yeah the previous the past pages will been like originally widescreen but then smushed horizontally so from here on so from 23 on outs to since we got that page size page dimensions set then they don't end up looking so horizontally smushed that's the idea [Music] and I'm going to go ahead coloring ghost toast with the lightest shade of brown I have which is this coffee it comes out looking like coffee so I call my coffee my coffee brown go there you go toasty bud all right finishing hell-bent jackets need some new gray mm his cuffs are gray and we dunk we can't see his belt buckle so it's not a karma thing hmm I like using the pen for shading for coloring in the pupils of the eyes versus using a marker to color that in as in it reflects more emotionally out of from the eyes using the pen in that sense and it's seen its ium has lots of gray on him even to use a darker even to use darker shade teens up using both my shades of gray so we'll go ahead and color him in now he's going with the lighter shade they go respectively his head is all this light shade but surely is inside of his mouth is a darker shade put my shade on where to go on his battle suit whatever he wants to call it on his ears are this light grey too [Music] my color around his bushy eyebrows in the edge of his head shape oops we'll finish coloring mitzi on with the kind of forest green but will gain the darker gray areas first now there's a mouth now go ahead get your other shoulder and then the rest of his [Music] [Music] okay that's all the gray now to get in his green highlights to finish calling Kim in all together [Music] alright then just giving out our look over will finish calling the characters now with the block we cut we got all the other color aspects in so now we're ready to use the black when we go in the ears nose Dolan's hat rim and his thing that's going to get that give me layered on my and yes help add to this and his eyebrows and his jacket and belt [Music] [Music] you won't be able to see his puffs of smoke from here on out but if you're watching this video before actually seeing this image is drawing after it skinned out and his shirt-collar then you have definitely appreciate the fact that those puffs of smoke were there and that's what happens when you color over pen ink with black marker that's at your own risk one minor detail but one thing we can do to accentuate that that is a cigarette we can emphasize the ash Hado spot of light grade take care of that [Music] super tips available from Crayola [Music] they'll be a while before I get those scented markers super tip markers back or nurse said those bring back the super spring right the scented super tips Crayola because those were good especially in the shade and actually match with what I was using previously versus but you repackaged more recently oh I missed a spot with a blush color a sorbet I'm busy right now baby I give you some petting culling later not right now it's definitely still too early to feed you I feed you I fed you less a couple hours ago all right so I'll calm down I'll give you some more love later cuz I'm busy right now ring definitely tied to stick sex uh a steady hand as possible and skill to get in all these little tiny stage [Music] the concentration helps to don't make this a cat video sorbet you stay off my desk side boy shit boy shitty boy forever ever ever let my family are talking about [Music] thank you [Music] and after we get all these blacks colored in we'll color in the background parts because like I said it's important to having all your characters colored first cuz you know how to do them and you gotta stretch your mind a little bit to remember what you have going on in the background so you know what to color them when you get to that point anyway that's part of my process and there's another one there's another spot a nest yeah well yeah help put up on this just might be true it's that little thing yeah Blake's on to you are ya up black but the shades of black if not darker [Music] and that's why the salad arm shades of grey' versus react because gray is brighter than black you can add more you can AB I make sure it's a black can you have before it just looks like smoke with sunshine Bart gleaming through it from a fire somewhere and even then it could still look great also [Music] [Music] ah Sam has no black required so we just color in the black on magic chin find a once-over on the page and then yeah that's all the characters now we can color in the background telling the background let's start by calling in the windows of the clip more close buildings but this shade of blue because it's daytime if it was nighttime I'd be painting them yellow cause the lights will be on on the inside of the building [Music] men is this building over here your dish we know hmm I'm gonna leave the background of this panel blank because it's been in between the normal back information know what we have without any emotion going on and then followed by heated with emotion we'll just for a moment for a while with the doors we'll get them all these dandelion colored doorknobs where we can find the doorknobs and they will all be red wood this is a reddish round we have here and this is what the scented markers this one is a Cynthia shade is cinnamon scented so that's their term for this reddish brown cinnamon it's all about in the color wheel and all them very ingredients you see when you select your shade you want in any artistic program hmm and then what else do you wanna do now I have the laser lemon I like using this because I like using this sometimes force and the brightest shade of sand because after this shade gets scanned in it becomes a sand look so we're going to use this for the color of sidewalk here [Music] you know this is Partizan walk you know we're behind like and hell-bent and give that a laser lemon to and for the program for the fact that becomes sand like at once at one point so what so many years ago I wear pants on I love Kurtz aren't you with leis and lemon well obviously that did not work out so well like that so that's one went with one shade up to better to a little berry yellow and so we're going to leave the median line white and just paint the room and just cleared the road the darker gray ya realize my mistake nice end of standing over on the first part so I gotta make it all consistent and I don't want to say for the sake of the background with all the varying buildings therein make them all darker gray because I supposed to be daytime so for the buildings in the background who use the lighter gray and after that I'll decide one want to paint the buildings in the foreground because when you're talking about all the varying buildings in the farther background I slept up to your interpretation just like the people you don't know exactly who or what they each are aside from being men women or however address to identify you mostly go neutral with that just like it go with the buildings behind you I'll make the mark on neutral as well as they more or less look similar to the distant few points [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] and one thing that I ended up do end up doing sometimes when I'm drawing and coming for a while I get in the mental zone and I just zoned out for a little bit it's good that's just one thing while right along for when you're drawing or coloring that specific part you know what you're doing you're going with the flow it's good it's very good good for you if you're at that time that perspective you're blocking out all other things outside of you when you're in that mindset you're in the zone I'm going to go ahead and color in the grass here to dull in science you're standing on I'm going to take the lightest shade of green I have and colored that in because once again it's daytime [Music] now for the buildings up front here hmm design decisions decisions what color do I want to make these particular buildings that are in the middle ground between the four and the farthest background so many decisions but in this one I think I'm going to go with the dark shade of red to make the ones on the left and the right brick light and here we'll do it up a little bit I'm going to make the middle building kind of gray and the roof from the roofs of these buildings will make them recover the darker gray [Music] during this one building - it totally up to you your city your building unless it's a specific building that you're going further into developing like a museum then just leave it as whatever you like just make it look differing or whatever so good [Music] I'm gonna go ahead and color in these rooftops [Music] it definitely differentiates the foreground buildings versus the tall skyscrapers behind them all how they work are in the middle building we're gonna help and there are detail we looked I go back and fits this one and just for hell that will cover both those buildings the light shade of gray [Applause] [Music] [Music] little bit behind yell bass book [Music] alright done all that done now we start on this complex background behind help ends in flake mixture of fire and lightning what we're going to do is start with the brightest color which that would be the yellow for all the lightning bolts we're just going to fill those in the ones are emanating from Blake's cheeks as well as these obvious ones right here [Music] yeah I think I'll do good mmm let's see make it look like menacing Thunder to thunderstorm coming about so yes we'll make the remainder of the background a midnight blue so being careful is to go around the outline with these new lightning bolts thunderstorms are coming lake is really really angry [Music] I'm sure they'll come up much more cleared at least after scan the difference between the black and the midnight blue I could see it right off that's directly an aspect of autism that apparently autistic people can see the colors more brightly more vividly than the neurotypical person could but again that's wasn't the video information was in the video I saw recently I will not come I will not confirm or deny it I don't know all the details that's an aspect that needs to that could be experimented list between an average a number of set number of people with autism and a set number of neurotypical people [Music] maybe I can be something the Mythbusters could get on the new generation of Mythbusters [Music] hee hee [Music] okay that takes care of Blake's half now with hell-bent because we're talking about fire in the background we'll go with the bowl shape the two shades of orange I have hmm yeah and plus the bright shade of red so we'll go ahead use the red for the bottom because that's where the flames are started and that's darkest and that's source the flames and we'll go up to the darker range floor up to a certain point going up the flames and concern since it's since red blends well with orange because orange is a mixture of yellow and red that's okay to mix with the red since Red's darker but you definitely don't want to mix it with yellow and that would just make her neck bunch of yellow orange more darker you don't want to do that especially if you want reference difference between lightning and fire yes I think I'm going to leave it there and then we'll go with our brightest orange and filling the remainder of this background this one smells like orange oranges all right we're almost done with this piece all we have left is to color the sky behind magic Chan and knit Siong so we'll take the brightest shade of blue I have here between where it goes start being more blue and where it becomes blue green or turquoise sky blue [Music] it's kind of a straightforward process from here it's sunk because to avoid the clouds that remain white it's one cup it's one singular color and it is good [Music] you can lose yourself while your don't buy your coloring in the bulk color of a background and once again being in the zone there it is good [Music] in [Music] [Music] I'm done with this one piece you doopy doopy doopy doopy tada and then since this is a not official comic page but more like a trailer and it is a piece I put my name on it no idea baby and I did it and there you go and this right here is what I will be submitting to plant darling for the little contest and I'll just go back to the PlayStation make sure we're still on here all right good and I believe that would be that will do it for now so thank you everyone for watching this live stream and I look forward to five dull in reviewing this for dares for their submission everyone else have a great safe night day whatever it is time zone

==Fan videos==
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| subject =
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2020

2020-05-20T00:02:17Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: oops

'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==
* '''2 September''' - Chris's next [[debt]] hearing.
* '''4-6 September''' - Seaquestria Fest takes place; Chris is preemptively banned.

{{timeline}}

September 2020

2020-05-20T00:01:57Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==
* '''2 September''' - Chris' next [[debt]] hearing.
* '''4-6 September''' - Seaquestria Fest takes place; Chris is preemptively banned.

{{timeline}}

May 2020

2020-05-19T23:57:42Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]]. The month began with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] possessing Chris's body, and the coronavirus pandemic causing worldwide shutdowns (at least in [[1218|this dimension]]).

==Highlights==
*'''2 May''' - "Sonichu" pre-orders a bracelet charm merch from an artist on Twitter.
*'''10 May''' - "Sonichu" wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day on Twitter.
*'''15 May''' - Chris streams [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]].
* '''19 May''' - Chris's 20 May [[debt]] hearing gets continued early due to [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|COVID-19]] precautions; set for 2 September.

==Videos==
*[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]

==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

May 2020

2020-04-07T01:44:26Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==
* '''20 May''' - Chris's next [[Debt]] hearing. The ongoing [[wikipedia:2019–20 coronavirus pandemic|COVID-19 pandemic]] could force another continuance.
* '''29-31 May''' - Seaquestria Fest takes place; Chris is preemptively banned.

==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

August 2019 social media posts

2019-08-06T21:18:31Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2019]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.
==Sonichu Pages==

==On the road again==
1 August
{{quotebox|Hey, @BronyCon! I am On My Way!
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:ChrisHeadsOut.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris Arrives==
1 August
{{quotebox|[[File:ChrisArrives.PNG|200px]]
}}
==Chris settles in==
2 August
{{quotebox|Good Morning, Baltimore! Day One of @BronyCon was really good and awesome. I arrived about 10:00 am, and no sooner than on the way to Badge Pickup do I get approached with very kind fans. I attended a bunch of really good panels and got myself set up in my hotel room.

[[File:ChrisHotelRoom.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{quotebox|I’m also crossing paths with my past met friends and even helping one of them adjust better to this being their very first convention outing, period. Not to mention the favorite YT Celebrities I managed to meet and share a kind smile and delightful moment with.
}}
{{quotebox|Very honorable mentions go out to the Patreon Party for Creber and Gryphon: awesome job being better organized and getting us together. And the panels of motivating energy, including “YouSuck, But That’s Okay.”
}}
{{quotebox|Taking me a moment to wake up, but sleep was a Breezie. I’ll be having a continental breakfast in a few minutes and driving back up to BC.

Lots Of Love! Be Safe, Everyone.
⚡️💙⚡️
}}
{{quotebox|Ooh! Also, getting a print and an autograph from each of those favorite guests as well is awesome. One of which, I ended up picking out a print that was not a popular choice. So, I felt humbled being able to pick outsuch a lovely rarity out from their book. 😊
}}
==Two Meta Types==
2 August
{{quotebox|Two Meta-Types together. 😊

[[File:TwoMetaTypes.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris at the BronyCon Gala==
3 August
{{quotebox|Had another lovely and awesome day at BronyCon. The Grand Galloping Gala’s Show was really cool and fun. The guy who was Discord sang really well, and Rainbow Dash ala Sonic-Style was Epic. #GottaDashFast!

[[File:BronyConGalaGroup.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris TF2 Reunion==
3 August
{{quotebox|Another really good day; the TF2 Panel was Really Good. Not saying anything, but love was in good ships there. I also got to meet @mouthnoize; totally awesome. I feel content. 😊

[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|200px]]
}}
==Chris Parties with Night Star==
3 August
{{quotebox|@ChuuChuuRocket, Nightstar’s Jammie’ with #CreberBrown!

[[File:NightStarParty1.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty2.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty3.jpg]][[File:NightStarParty4.jpg]]
}}

==Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns==
5 August ([http://archive.fo/iJd34 archive])

{{quotebox|Oh-Kay. The Following I will only say and type One Time, so Listen Up, Everyone!

I had a rough outing today. And on the way home, after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.

Also, while Hardly Any Noticable Damage has occurred, I hit the bumper of a parked truck in a parking lot while I was thinking about the next stop in our set of errands.

I promised my mother Pizza, so rather than risk my life with the van, I go onto my Papa John’s app and order a pizza. Guess what happens? 20 minutes later, NO Delivery, and the Tracker confirmed that the Order Was Cancelled. And we had the cash to pay for it. So I try a second...

...time. Five minutes later, CANCELLED. Then on the third time, I used my Debit Card and put a note on there that it really Was ME personally making the order. And I gave them my new phone number that time. They called me, and the manager of the local Papa John’s where the...

...order was placed, he informed me that there was NO WAY that they were going to come to this 14 Address to Deliver Ever Again. HAngry, I felt like I needed to sort this out in person and face to face on the matter of principle. I start to head out, and what happens next?

Albermarle County [[Police]] Car Drives In, this was in response to the MINOR Damage Hit. There was NO Visible Damage At All on the other vehicle, and yet THIS Happens. Making for a Whipped Cream and Cherry Topper to this Set of Torture I have had to Endure. I told the guy what...

...happened, and my mother, being more calm than I was able to be at the time, we sorted it out, gave him our insurance info, and he went on his way. But, I VENTED LOUD AND PROUD! And after the Damn [[Chris and the law|Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings]] I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle...

...County Police, I [[Honor Roll|Kicked His Car]] five times. I have always wanted to [[Chris and anger|do damage Back at them]] for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good. But I digress.

After the cop left, I made my way to Papa John’s and told him about my day and being hangry. He showed me something revolutionary. PAGE AFTER PAGE of Calls and Orders from people pretending to be my old phone number, and my home address. And ALL OF THEM, Voided.

I Risked My Life in the Van at this point going out now. BUT, Do You All Know What This Means? This 14 Address Has Been Food-Black-Listed. Because Of You Bored Pranking Trolls And Haters. I can only Imagine and Theorize how far this goes. I’ll even bet, that No Matter...

...From Who or Where I order From, even if I PAID, Personally and In Full... No Food Will Be Delivered Here Ever Again. Even in times when I Don’t Have an Available Vehicle At All, or even able to use @Uber, which By The Way, THEY SUCK; Their App SUCKS! It does not work for me.

You Haters MAY Laugh At Yourselves Now, but you all will be laughing out the other side of your face when Fate, Destiny and Karma smacks you Hard and Rough. Even Possible, I’ll have a tangible lightning bolt in my hand, and we’ll see if you survive being Paralyzed or worse.

But, again, I Digress. Despite what has happened, I actually feel like things are coming full circle, I feel successful, I feel like I was well heard and listened to. Oh, BONUS: People Saw Sylvana Rosechu and [[Cryzel Rosechu]], fully [[Chris and reality|visible and tangible]], By My Side Today.

And the fact that we’ll Never Ever receive any Prank Order Pizzas here Again. Yep, I Feel Successful.

As for you Prankster and Hating Lot, I Hope you feel proud of yourselves. I could be Without A Vehicle, and NO Food Will Be Delivered Here, Thanks To You Lot. You Cruel, Dirty Scum.

*Deep Breaths, Calm Mind and Meditate.*

That is all I will say. I feel like I got out a lot of stress today. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

I forgot to mention: I got the Pizza that my card Paid In Full for, and I got back home safe with the van. I’ll be contacting the local auto as early as tomorrow.}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2019

2019-04-17T22:49:02Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}

'''April''' is the fourth month of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
* 2 April - Chris is sued for debt ''for the fourth time'', this time by Portfolio Recovery Associates, LLC.
* 3 April - Chris enlists the help of someone to read a poem in [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|a bizarre video]] that looks like it was made by someone about to perform a mass shooting.
* 4 April - Chris tweets a link to a [[Kickstarter]] for a [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet|documentary]] made about him, which purportedly would feature appearances from individuals like [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. It is met with very hostile reception on [[Kiwi Farms]].
* 4 April - Barely two days after being sued for debt, Chris shows off his collection of numerous [[Pokémon|Poké Ball Plus]]es, which [[Chris and money|generally retail for $50]]. Chris tries justifying his purchase by saying he bought some pre-owned ones and a fan gave him money – even though his Patreon donators report not receiving their comics from him for months.
* 6 April - The ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet'''s Kickstarter is abruptly cancelled; the project, however, is not.
* 12 April - The CWCki's Captcha Service comes back.
* 15 April - [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] steps down and retires from his position as President of [[Nintendo]] of America, to spend more time playing ''[[Animal Crossing]]: New Leaf'' on his 3DS, as well as developing ''[[Kick the Autistic]]''. Chris is photographed shopping at [[Target]] and he later tweets how the Notre Dame fire was [[Chris and reality|caused by a Pokémon]].
* 19 April - The 10th anniversary of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|COMEBACK!]]''.

==Videos==
*[[April 2019 videos]]

==Photos==
<center><gallery>
File:FullTeamOnBelt1.jpg|Chris with his Poké Ball Pluses.
File:FullTeamOnBelt2.jpg|Your tax dollars at work.
File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|At [[Target]].
File:Chris at Ruckersville sign, April 2019.jpg|Selfie at a [[Ruckersville]] sign.
</gallery></center>

{{Timeline}}

All Star

2019-03-08T04:50:55Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Honest}}
[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|"''Well, the years start coming and they don't stop [[Semen|coming]].''"]]
"'''[[Wikipedia:All Star (song)|All Star]]'''" is a [[1999]] song by [[wikipedia:Smash Mouth|Smash Mouth]]. Widely known as the opening theme of the animated film ''[[Shrek Retold|Shrek]]'', the song has since entered internet meme culture in the last decade thanks to [[Idea Guys|Millennials]]. During the "[[Cryzel Torture]]" chat of 21 [[April 2018]], [[Chris]] uploaded two covers of "All Star" to the [[Idea Guys]] via Discord.

Having gained Chris' consent to use his Discord account to aid in the conflict against the Idea Guys, [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null leaked the SFW version on 13 July.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/</ref> Later that year on 18 [[November 2018]], a troll impersonating [[Magi-Chan]] leaked the second, [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] rendition with Chris [[mass debating]] to Chris' [[Twitter]]. The tweet was deleted minutes later, but the video was quickly preserved by Christorians.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/</ref> More parts of video would be leaked by the [[Teen Troon Squad]] onto [[/cow/]] on 31 [[December 2018]]<ref>Videos were leaked at https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#689605 and a Teen Troon Squad member posted at https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#689633</ref>.

Notably, Chris sings in the same growling voice that he used to indicate he was singing under duress way back in [[It's UGH!]] (2009).

==Singing All Star Part 1==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris chan sings All Star
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C5j5PSKRSp4}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
| next = [[All Star#Singing All Star Part 2|All Star Part 2]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris makes a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated grunt]] and the camera briefly gains a green tint. He begins [[Honor roll|reading the lyrics from his phone]] in a similar constipated low growl, with heavy tone variation, and gesticulating wildly.'']
Some-BODY once told me,

the WORLD is gonna ROLL ME!

I ain't the sharpest [''voice drops to croaking voice''] torl in the sheeeed!

She was looking [''Chris gives up on following the melody''] kinda ''dumb''

[''Mimes along with the next two lines''] With her ''finger'' and her ''thumb''

In the shape of an L, on her foreheeead!

[''Remembers the melody again''] Well... the years start comin'

And they don't [[Chris and English|starp]] comin'

Feh to the rules and they [[TooManyGames|hit the ground]] runnin'

It dudn't make sense not to live for fun

[''High growl, slurred''] Y'brain gets [[Honor roll|smart]] [''Low growl''] but yer head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see,

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't GLOW

Hey know, you're an all star

Get your game on, go bleh

Hurr nurr, yer a ruckstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Shakes his phone''] ''And all that glitters is gooold''

Only shootin' ''STUURS'' break the ''[[14 Branchland Court|mooold?]]''

It's a col' place, and they say i'gets col'er

Yer bun'led up now until y'ge' ol'er

The me'eor men beg t'differ

Judgin' by the hole in their satellite picture

The ice ge' thay, [''gibberish as he loses his place''] w'er w'er w'er... [''small groan'']

[''Picks up the tempo''] W'er's ge'in warm so ya might as well ''swim!''

My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?

That's the way I like it, I'll never get bore'

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Begins continuously shaking phone''] An' all that gli'ers is ''gooold!''

Only shootin' ''staaars breeeak'' the ''mooold!''

[''Almost 20 seconds of growling, warbling and Hulk Hogan-like arm shaking'']

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get yer show on, get bleh

[''Poses with arms out and head low''] An' ''ALL'' that gli'ers is ''GOOOL'''

[''Another brief growl solo'']

Only shootin' ''staaaaaaars...''

Some''bo''dy once-- [''[[Speech Impediment|Unintelligible]]'']

[[Ohio trip|Spare some change for gas, I need to get away from]]

Self away from this ''place''

[''Growls'']

I sai', "Yup... ''WHA' CONCE'!''

I could use lotta fuel myself!

An' we could all use a little [''Leaning towards the camera''] ''chaaange!''"

[''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Growl rising in pitch]]'']

Well, the years start comin'

And they don't stop comin'

I feh to the rules an' I hit the ground ruh

Di'n' make sense not to live for fun

Yer brain gets smart but yer head gets dumb

''So much'' to do, so much t'see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

Ya never know if you don't go. [''Lurches towards the camera''] '''''GUH-OOH!'''''

Ya never knuh if ya don't [''Lurches again, but less intensely''] ''glow''

Hey now, you're an ahrl star

Get the game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a wock star

Get the show on, [[Monthly Tugboat|get pay]]

An' all that gli'ers is ''goool'!''

[''Growls'']

Only shootin' stars break the mol'?

An' ''all'' that gli'ers is gold

Only shoo'in' stars, break the frickin' ''moooold!''

[''Chris makes an extended constipated grunt, picks up the camera, spins around and punches it to the ground.'']

==Singing All Star Part 2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = For Shrek's Eyes Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LZMB6TaxGZU}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[All Star#Singing All Star Part 1|All Star Part 1]]
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]
}}

The uncensored version can be found [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c2f79f5aa825 here], if you really need to see it.

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers
- The guy in the "bluegras state"

You lose farms!}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
[''Chris is kneeling on his bed in the nude, pounding on his bent duck while writhing in discomfort. The shitty camera quality and blue pillow somewhat obscure his bits, but it's otherwise completely obvious what he's doing.'']

--your head gets dumb 
So much to do, so much to see 
...what's wrong with TAKING the backstreet?! 
Uh, no, fairy snow 
Never shine if you don't know!

Hey now, you're an all star 
Get show on, get paid 
Hey now, you're a rock star 
Get the show on, get PAID 
And all that glitters is GOOOOLLLD 
...shooting stars break the MOOOOLD 
And all [''mumbling''] is gooooold 
Only shootin' stars break the MOOOOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!! 
[''music ends and all that's left is the unholy sound of Chris fapping'']

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]|nextlink=[[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]}}

==See also==
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris humps his PS3]]
* [[Sam and Ellen]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

2019

2019-01-25T21:44:57Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:1544732723661.jpg|thumb|500px|Coming in 2019?]]
[[File:Cwc brony babe.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2019]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''2019''' is the eleventh year of organized [[troll]]ing.

It will bring the [[Sonic]] movie and the continuation of the [[Financhu Crisis]], with Chris's unpaid debts cases involving Second Round Sub and Midland Funding having wrapped up, owing $2,463.63 and $2,777.90 respectively. His [[Chris and the law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case resumed, currently continued (yet again) until [[February 2019|26 February 2019]], after a ridiculous '''thirteen''' continuances in [[2018]].

{{timeline}}

February 2019

2019-01-25T02:47:07Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''February''' is the second month of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
*24 February - Chris [[birthday|turns 37]].
*26 February - Chris's 15th hearing for his [[Chris and the Law#2018|Trespass After Forbidden]] case takes place.
==Videos==
*[[February 2019 videos]]

{{timeline}}

February 2019

2019-01-25T02:46:30Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''February''' is the second month of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
*24 February - Chris [[birthday|turns 37]].
*26 February - Chris's fifteenth hearing for his [[Chris and the Law#2018|Trespass After Forbidden]] case.
==Videos==
*[[February 2019 videos]]

{{timeline}}

January 2019

2019-01-25T02:41:44Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:Cwc brony babe.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2019]]

{{ongoing}}
{{Needs Updating}}

'''January''' is the beginning of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
* 1 January - Chris pushes back the [[Dimensional Merge]] to an indeterminate date in the future due to issues with bureaucracy.
* 16 January - [[Financhu Crisis]] - Chris has a hearing with Second Round Sub.
* 21 January - Chris creates a long speech, first on [[Twitter]] and then eventually in [[A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies|video form]], about how a war between fictional heroes and villains is impeding the [[Dimensional Merge]], and that [[trolls]] need to accept it is happening.
* 22 January - Chris's [[Chris and the law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case resumes. It gets continued until 26 February. He also melts down on [[Twitter]] after being blocked by a user, and makes a [[January 2019 videos#AHH!|video where he screams into the camera]], which people proceed to make memes out of.
* 23 January - Chris continues melting down on Twitter, and tells people to "[[Chris and anger|Do Not Ever PUSH ME into that PTSD Moment of Epic Insanity]]".
* 24 January - Chris "apologizes" on Twitter for melting down, and then in the same exact sentence demands he is unblocked by those who have blocked him. Chris also blames the meltdown partly on stuff related to the Dimensional Merge.
* 25 January - The 10th anniversary of the [[CWCki]]'s founding.

==Videos==
*[[January 2019 videos]]

{{timeline}}

January 2019 social media posts

2019-01-11T23:58:39Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Needs Updating}}
{{Ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[January 2019]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

==Good New Year==
Jan 1
{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The [[Dimension Merge]] of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed. Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured Arfoire in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because I Know Better, and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way. I still remain the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice. And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.
Dismiss.
⚡️💙⚡️ }}

==Tweets==
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Simply Happy to Help when I was able to. ⚡️💙⚡️😊

Check it out! I donated to 'Appendix payment' - http://gf.me/u/psimph via @gofundme

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https://www.gofundme.com/appendix-payment … ok gang, this one is a doozy. If you’ve meet Princess Deadpool then you know how great he his and the joy he brings to people. He was the hero we needed, now he needs us!

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...electric, Goddess, and what other SuperPowers I have inside me to begin getting shit done in the name of good, against the villains, haters and the worst of bad Bullies. But, I shall always remain kind and lovable that I have proved myself to be for everyone.
Thank you.
⚡️💙⚡️

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Point is, I’ve taken a LOT of mental and emotional, and some physical, Abuse in my lifetime; I’ve re-routed that energy into positive things most of the time. Yet, apparently, it all still lingers in the back of my mind, set to trigger and really awaken my fullest psychic,...

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Yet, even when I feel tired and paunchy (drunk-like without taking any alcohol or shit), I end up randomly spouting, “I’m gonna kick your ass” to nobody, and I hardly ever actually instilled violence before, but I still can punch and kick hard.

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And the few times I ended up retaliating (DO NOT BRING UP the Frigging Pepper Spray Incident!), I was pushed beyond even my meds’ ability to totally cool me off. But I still feel the upset and anger soon enough, I let it pass, and I take deep breaths to regain myself.

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But, even I have my limits. I have had Tons of emotional grounding, self-control and calming techniques, not to mention my anxiety meds (tried going without them for One Month; I felt on the verge of a [[Chris and health|heart attack]] a few times!). *sigh*

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One more thing for now: I do not mean to bitch, [[Chris and English|wine]] or complain a lot. I am literally like Stonewall Jackson or Rock of Gibraltar when it comes to coping with, overlooking and ignoring the hatred and shit I end up getting, even from a friend who turned sour by witch-possession.

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Get excited [[JERKS|bois]]. Interview with [[Chris and his ego|the one, the only,]] CHRIS CHAN!!! Coming this month. https://m.youtube.com/feed/account

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I forgot to mention, Even Two 5mg Melatonin Pills, one taken Hours apart from the other, was not strong enough to knock me into sleep last night! I was WIRED and HYPED from the Psychic Fluctuations. Well, this is one thing I Knew I was signing up for when I did.

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So, yeah: I won’t be at MAGFest this time around. I Will be at [[BronyCon]], Definitely; I shall [[Chris and money|save up]] for that. I May go to [[TooManyGames]] again, but that’s To Be Determined.
⚡️💙⚡️
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...levitating all over the place. All of You Haters can Never Know or Empathize with What, or How, I have been going through all of this for Months Now!

Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!

But, I digress.

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...be able to touch. Even [[Chris and reality|my superpowers]] are still fluctuating right now; I was unable to fall asleep until 4:30 am last night after a fluctuation where my head was Seriously Working and Energy was flowing out of my hands. Things in this bedroom may as well have been...

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...All Over The Place! I Did Meet God/Emanuel and the other deities; personally and offline. I Knew, within my share of knowledge at the times, What I Have Been Talking About. It is Not My Fault there is more Deity-Level Red Tape, which no earthly Bureaucrat can ever...

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For those who keep on asking, I am not going to MAGFest this time around. I’ve not heard of any Sonichu-Related Panel to show up to. AND, despite the delay in the Dimension Merge (only saying this once)...

MY Superpowers Have Been Working Hard throughout my body,...

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The message at the end of the video is very true. Please, be kind to each other.
⚡️💙⚡️

[MLP Comic Dub] The Final Countdown (New Years Comedy) https://youtu.be/q28E6yVlNVY via @YouTube

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Oh, My Gosh! 😢 The poor children and people there.

Baby found alive after 35 hours in subzero conditions following Russia blast

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Ah. Another Day, Another bit of Whey.
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@CWCSonichu
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I remember you telling me it was a good challenge for you to draw the Akan-like dragon in that piece. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,

Feather Shine

@cOWOkie_pone
my best drawings of 2018 :'3

<nowiki>#</nowiki>drawing

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

January 2019

2019-01-05T00:44:19Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''January''' is the beginning of [[2019]].

==Highlights==
*1 January - Chris pushes back the [[Dimensional Merge]] to an indeterminate date in the future due to issues with bureaucracy.
*16 January - [[Financhu Crisis]] - Chris has a hearing with Second Round Sub.
*22 January - Chris's [[Chris and the law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case continues.

==Videos==
*[[January 2019 videos]]

{{timeline}}

2019

2019-01-05T00:22:54Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:1544732723661.jpg|thumb|500px|Coming in 2019?]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''2019''' is the eleventh year of organized [[troll]]ing.

It will bring the [[Sonic]] movie and the continuation of the [[Financhu Crisis]], with Chris's unpaid debts case involving Second Round Sub continued for 16 January 2019. His [[Chris and the law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case will also continue on 22 January 2019 after a ridiculous '''thirteen''' continuances in [[2018]].

{{timeline}}

December 2018

2018-12-21T00:45:04Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''December''' is the twelfth and final month of [[2018]].

==Highlights==
*5 December - Chris uploads [[December 2018 videos|three videos]], one criticising his mother and two reaching out to FunkO's cereal.
*11 December - The current Chris troll leaks another [[Idea Guy]] video: the [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. Chris has another [[Therapeutic Docket]] appointment.
*13 December - Chris Buys a [[Treadmill|Treadmill]] from Goodwill for $10.
*17 December - Chris rants on Twitter about the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie, one of the reasons being the [[blue arms]], and says that he ([[Chris and reality|and the "real" Sonic the Hedgehog]]) are not amused.
*19 December - Chris is ordered to pay $2,777,90 to Midland Funding for [[Financhu Crisis|unpaid debts]] plus $55 in court costs, making this Chris's only court hearing this year that didn't end in a continuance.
* 25 December - [[Christmas|C-Mas]].
* 31 December - Chris's projected end of the Dimensional Merge.

==Videos==
*[[Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?]]
*[[December 2018 videos#Address to FunkO's Cereal|Address to FunkO's Cereal]]
*[[December 2018 videos#Supportive message for Gracie|Supportive message for Gracie]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]
*[[December 2018 videos#Barb confirms She isn't Dead|Barb confirms She isn't Dead]]
*[[December 2018 videos#Sylvia|Sylvia]]
*[[December 2018 videos#On mah Treadmill, dawgs!|On mah Treadmill, dawgs!]]
*[[December 2018 videos#2018-12-19 Sylvia is playful as ever for her first Holiday Season! 😸|2018-12-19 Sylvia is playful as ever for her first Holiday Season! 😸]]
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2018-09-25T23:33:36Z

TrollDuaneMcallen: whoops

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*25 September - Another continuance is issued for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, resuming on 9 October.
*24 September - It is [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-24-chris-gets-sued-for-debt-again.48132/ discovered] that a debt collection agency is suing Chris for unpaid debt, set for 14 November.
*18 September - Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-18-advice-on-coping-with-anxiety.47866/unread gives advice to deal with anxiety] by detaching himself from [[reality]].
*15 September - Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-15-cwc-funko-pops.47754/unread unveils his custom-made Funko Pops of himself].
*12 September - Chris [[September 2018 social media posts#Dynamics between Chris and Barb|goes off on a tangent about the family dynamic between himself and Barb]].
*11 September - Once again, another continuance is granted for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, set to resume 25 September.

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Template:Da update

2018-09-25T23:31:45Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
*25 September - Another continuance is issued for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, resuming on 6 October.
*24 September - It is [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-24-chris-gets-sued-for-debt-again.48132/ discovered] that a debt collection agency is suing Chris for unpaid debt, set for 14 November.
*18 September - Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-18-advice-on-coping-with-anxiety.47866/unread gives advice to deal with anxiety] by detaching himself from [[reality]].
*15 September - Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-15-cwc-funko-pops.47754/unread unveils his custom-made Funko Pops of himself].
*12 September - Chris [[September 2018 social media posts#Dynamics between Chris and Barb|goes off on a tangent about the family dynamic between himself and Barb]].
*11 September - Once again, another continuance is granted for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, set to resume 25 September.

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Template:Da update

2018-09-11T20:31:18Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

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*11 September - Once again, another continuance is granted for Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] case, set to resume 25 September.
*30 August - Chris unveils [[Psychlight]], another sister dimension counterpart who is a DC superhero.
*29 August - Chris uploads [[Mother needs a car payment‎‎]], his third begging video in a row to feature Barb.
*28 August - Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] hearing resumes, ending with a continuance for 11 September.
*20 August - Barb advertises for autographed posters in [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
*18 August - [[Ear Worm|Chris records himself making funny noises]] and uploads it on Twitter.
*15 August - Chris films himself [[Feeling overworked *sigh*|screaming out of stress]] in Twitter.

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September 2018

2018-09-11T20:24:07Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2018]].

==Highlights==
*[[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] - Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] hearing resumes, ending with a continuance for 25 September.
*25 September - Chris's court case resumes.

==Photos==
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==Videos==
*none
==Drawings==
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</gallery></center>

{{timeline}}

September 2018

2018-09-11T20:14:56Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2018]].

==Highlights==
*[[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] - Chris's [[Chris_and_the_law#2018|Trespass after Forbidden]] hearing resumes, ending with a continuance for 25 September.
*25 September - Chris's Trespass after Forbidden charge court case resumes.

==Photos==
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==Videos==
*none
==Drawings==
<center><gallery>
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{{timeline}}

Bob Chandler

2018-06-21T21:45:07Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{infobox
| title = Bob Chandler
| image = [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1920s|4 September 1927]]
|label4 = Date of Death
|data4 = [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] (aged {{Age|1927|9|4|2011|9|6}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White Half-Sonichu<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guy|Idea Guy#Gallery of leaked content]] and mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|label8 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data8 = Protestant
|label9 = Spouse
|data9 = Patricia Faye Harley (1956-1980) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston]] (1980-2011)
|label10 = Children
|data10 = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|label11 = Grandchildren
|data11 = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|label12 = Father
|data12 =Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906-1977)
|label13 = Mother
|data13 = Jean Holloman (1906-1945)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = Auburn University (engineering)
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Military communications Engineer Inventor
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'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]–6 September [[2011]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]];<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> his nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, no pun intended.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This was due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's idiotic behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's pathetic life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb he at least made the effort.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

Bob died of complications from heart failure on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref>

==Biography==
Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and was, according to his freshman Auburn University yearbook, raised in [[Wikipedia:Sylacauga, Alabama|Sylacauga, Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref> He was the first child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM</ref>-27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6</ref>), an Insurance Agent from Alabama who was allegedly half Cherokee, and Jean Holloman (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M</ref>-10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8</ref>), a Housewife from Texas.<ref>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: [[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]])</ref> Bob mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> His Cherokee heritage was disputed by a distant relative.<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref>

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> It is not clear how this collection fared in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], but it was apparently not a total loss, as Chris offered to sell some of the albums to [[Catherine]]'s cousin Al in late 2014.

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School in Bob's hometown of Sylacauga, Alabama (which can be seen on Classmates.com) lists a "Bobby Chandler" as a member of the freshman class and as a member of the school's glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in the spring of 1945 before matriculating at Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama as an Aeronautical Engineering major during the fall of this year.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob was drafted out of College as a special draftee who apparently had knowledge that the Army desired (Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14]) in 1946 after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. He was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal due to the dates of his service and his service number was 44107856 [http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%20desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538,4652469,8564216,1000879,987835,4549799,991002,8565331,5188385,8565346]. When he got out in 1948 he studied Pre-Engineering for two years at Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama. He then returned to Auburn University where he studied Electrical Engineering and graduated in 1952 (page 269 of the 1952 yearbook) [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college (Jacksonville) after leaving the military. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn a type of engineering degree, although it's never specified (mechanical, electrical etc.).<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was a member of Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] as an engineer for 40 years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. He eventually went to work for General Electric in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon",<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983 without the influence of the American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

When exactly Bob did retire is not known. During the 1980s the standard age of retirement for men in America was 65, with many choosing to retire even sooner.<ref>[https://www.nia.nih.gov/health/publication/growing-older-america-health-and-retirement-study/chapter-2-work-and-retirement Growing Older in America: The Health and Retirement Study]</ref> Bob was born in 1927, meaning that he was most likely retired by the late 80s or early 90s. The ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article about Chris's name change clearly says that Bob was retired at the time the article was publised (29 December [[1993]]).<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic", although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down ]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Politically, Bob was identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/> With that being said, in the time leading to the [[wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election of 2009]], Bob had misgivings about [[wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnell]], the Republican candidate and eventual winner of the election. Bob and Chris considered the option of writing in Snoopy rather than voting for any of the candidates listed on the ballot.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]].

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit" /><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>, and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but he thought (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and only can associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of Bob's stamp collection to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]]. True to form, he priced Bob's valuable pieces at decent prices, generally for $5 per set, but tried to sell his personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref> It was later revealed in Bob's [[Bob's Letters to Chris|written letters]] to Chris that he wanted Chris to learn about and treasure the heirlooms he left him, a request that fell on deaf ears.

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. The antagonism to which Chris refers is likelier to be Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris would still run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to be the origin of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that (not to mention what accomplishments he was referring to), or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.<ref name="Prank"><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

He seemed never to get past the notion that Chris could and had achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiralling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence or others for granted.

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref>. He often visits Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

==Later life and poor health==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical push cart.]]

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[http://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@hcm/documents/downloadable/ucm_300315.pdf American Heart Association PDF "What Is Heart Failure?"]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naive|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well." Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an e-mail to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September, 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12-19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011".<ref name="BobObit" />

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.
{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}
Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case) Chris's actions are motivated purely out of selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise".<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref> He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, its amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris.

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville|all things considered]]). Trying ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris.

However, we also have Bob to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backwards]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He was also supposedly an [[Cole|abusive stepfather]]; he certainly managed to alienate his other children enough that his daughter didn't attend his funeral, or keep in touch while he was alive. Much like his son, little of what he said or believed had any connection to [[reality]], and he helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He never made any serious effort to improve his son for the better, even when he caught him [[Bob walks in|masturbating]] in the kitchen.

Ultimately, few remember Bob as a positive influence on Chris, though people look at him more favorably than Barbara.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu 12''}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later "told me he accepts and love [sic] me for who I am" shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]]. ]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

===As a toy===

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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
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===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Image:Thehell.jpg|
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
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==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=80567090 Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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[[Category:Dead]]

Bob's Letters to Chris

2018-06-21T21:35:06Z

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[[File:CLog 09042017 - Mister C.00001.png|thumb|200px|Bob's vision for the ''Sonichu'' comic.]]

Throughout the latter years of his life, [[Bob]] understood the importance of leaving a positive lasting impression on his son. In an effort to both bond with Chris, encourage him, and share stories of his past, Bob had left several letters to Chris, in hopes of reaching through to him. Chris revealed the contents of these letters during a [[CLog 09042017 - Mister C|live Captain's Log]] in [[September 2017]].

In the longer, more personal letter, Bob puts an absurd amount of focus on his material possessions, collections, and achievements, only mentioning Chris in relation to him inheriting his material possessions. The other letter details Bob's ideal direction as to what [[Sonichu]] should be like. In the video in which Chris read it, Chris mockingly scoffed at his father's suggestion, looking visibly embarrassed.

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==Letters==

===Open Letter - December 26th, 1987===

Bob wrote this five years after Chris's birth, with high hopes for his son. Needless to say, these hopes were not fulfilled.

Most notable is his imploring of Chris to fully understand and not waste the value of heirlooms such as his "[[Stamps|very good stamp collection]]". In 2017, during the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris shamelessly auctioned off parts of the collection on [[eBay]], spending the profits made on [[toy]]s.

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To Christopher Weston Chandler, from your Daddy. Started December 26th, 1987.

The reason for this open letter to you which will grow as time goes on, is that I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you. Particularly to share my things, my dreams, and my thoughts with you at a time in the future when you will be able to understand, remember to use my things and carry on my dreams if you want to. Hopefully you will grow much older together. I will probably be rambling until I drive you to distraction, but just bear with me, because I will get to the point sooner or later. I hope I have been able to provide for you and your mother until you at least get to college, and for your mother, until she joins me at the great sing-a-long in the sky, or wherever. Anyway, I expect you to take care of her, love her, and never disappoint her for as long as she lives. I also expect you to never disappoint me, because I will always be with you to help you when the going gets tough, and you need me. Since everything always seems to happen for the best for me, and when I needed it, I have always felt like my mother was my guardian angel. You look exactly like my mother and I.

I didn't plan my life. I just took it as it came along. I seem to have had no control over it. It always came along with what was right for me. Look at me eight years ago in [[Pre-1980#1979|1979]]. When I was really down and out, no friendship from [[Alan]] and [[Carol]], and ready to cash in my chips with heart problems that I didn't even know about. Your mother, [[Barbara|Barbara Ann]], helped me through the rough spots and together we had you. Now, I really had something to live for. No better things or events could have happened to me. We have come a long way in the last eight years. Together, we have built a whole new life with an exciting set of dreams. I also expect you to never disappoint yourself. If you think you are ??? at something you are trying to do, just stand back, and if it is meant to be, an answer or break will appear. Just remember, there are many sides to a mountain and many ways to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept is as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having it on the backburner simmering for a while is not bad. It will pop up again, and the way to attain it will be there. Everything in its time. Your mother and I have done our best for you, and in return we expect at least that from you, for yourself, and your children.

I will be talking about a lot of things in no particular order. I won't always spell words right, or have the best sentence structure, but then, I am an electrical engineer, not an English major. As a matter of fact, English was my worst subject. I am going to try to write this just as if I'm talking to you face-to-face, any time you care to read this. All of the physical objects and things I have, we'll talk about. Your mother, Barbara, or your Aunt Harriet will keep for you until you are ready for them. If you don't think you will ever need some of them, or don't want some of them, don't waste them. Try to do something with them that you and your mother think I would do. Recycle them back into the world, for the world to use. After all, remember we are only the custodians for a while, and what is one man's junk is another man's treasure. Okay, so here I go. Enough of the preamble. If you are still with me, turn the page.

Well, Christopher, one of my actions that I regret most when I was a young man, sometimes in the late 1940s, I think, I was entrusted with my grandfather's straight razor by means of his last will and testament, and I carelessly misused it and broke it by trying to use it as a screwdriver. I found out later that my grandfather Holloman had specifically wanted me to have it, because it had been very personal to him, and he wanted me to have something of his that had been very personal to him. Something that he had used every day. Well, I still have that broken razor of his, and I still carry the burden of carelessly, with no concern, breaking it. I knew that I would never use it to shave with, but it was my one personal bond with him, and I still feel like I betrayed his trust by carelessly and thoughtlessly misusing it and breaking it. Maybe that razor did have a purpose greater than anything my grandfather and I ever dreamed of, for it is because of my careless ??? of my grandfather's razor that I am writing this open letter to you. I hope that you will not carelessly misuse, waste or destroy the value of the many things I have collected for you. Do not be in such a hurry to use, play, or work with these things. First, learn all about them, how to use them and enjoy them, their value, and how you can [[Chris and money|thoughtlessly waste]] their value, then enjoy them as I have. For example, my very good stamp collection, or all the recorded popular music on cassette tape, VCR tapes and records. The oil paintings, United Nations art graphics, first of the issue covers, first LIFE covers, the complete set of the very valuable wrong first day issues of the United Nations covers. The musical movies I have collected for you on VCR tapes. My books on popular music, movies, entertainers, musical theater. [[Lars|Ship models]], my [[Tour of Chris's House|day lilies]], gazebo, and [[dreams]].

As a boy, my greatest dream was to have inherited things from my mother, father, grandparents, etc. But alas, they were poor, and we were poor, and the things that we and they had didn't stay around long. I am a collector of things, even more than your mother. And as a boy, I always wished I had a stamp collection, or coin collection, or book collection, in a large old house from my grandparents. Well, I did end up with a few things which you will get from me. I have the Chandler family Bible from grandfather and grandmother Chandler, the graveyard plots from my grandfather Chandler and mother are buried, in [[Wikipedia:Sylacauga, Alabama|Sylacauga, Alabama]]. A few books from my stepgrandmother, Holloman, and a few of my mother's sister's books. My father's picture album as a boy. My mother's picture album as a girl. My picture album as a boy. A box of assorted pictures. A box of my mother's things, when she was a young girl, including a teddy bear she cut the hair off, thinking it would grow back. My baby clothes. All of my books, stamp collection, records, tapes, paintings, scout badges, trumpet, grandfather clock, my dreams for you, your mother, and other personal things. The things that are left from my parent's lives together and apart, except for the memories which I will try to write down in a separate document called "My Memoirs".

My father had a second married life, much as I did, and just as you have half-brothers and half-sisters, I have a large number of half-brothers and sisters in which in Salem, North Carolina, where my father is buried. I have another notebook full, called "This Is My Working Life", which you might find interesting as to how I spent the forty two years of the working part of my life from high school graduation in 1945 to my retirement in [[1987]]. I have the first and only Scout handbook that belonged to my mother's half-brother, Dr. John James Holloman Jr.. This book started me on the road to becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster. More about this in my memoirs. You will get this book as well as all of my Scout books, Scout badges, and my dreams for you as a Boy Scout.
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===Sonichu Letter - August 18th, 2008===

Three years before Bob's death, he wrote another, much shorter letter to Chris, in which he detailed how he hopes Chris and Sonichu could gain international fame as mascots for the mental illness of [[autism]].

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August 18th, 2008

Dear Christian,

At this time in life, you and [[Sonichu]] need a quest and purpose in life. Let Sonichu become a champion for autistic persons everywhere, and continually defeat the perils of autism. Sonichu could become the spokesperson for [[autistic]] persons, with an ongoing fight for them in chapter after chapter, or good deeds on the [[internet]]. He could become the spokesperson from now on. You and Sonichu could become famous worldwide.
}}

==Analysis==

A lot can be gleaned about Bob's character from these open letters. We see what he claims to be the origin of his collecting hobby. An upbringing in poverty, combined with worries that other objects may have personal value to people, serves as the basis for acquiring sets of [[stamps]], records, and the like.

It's also worth noting that Chris is not Bob's only child. He seems to place more emphasis on Chris carrying on his name (and whatever collections he amassed) simply because Chris is the child he had with Barbara. Chris, being the child he had with the woman he loved the most, was enough to make him the favorite (Barbara's other child, [[Cole Smithey]], was not treated well by Bob, to say the least). Unfortunately, over later years, Bob would end up seeing Chris as a disappointment.

In the final letter we can see how Bob's disappointment with Chris was rationalized. His desire for Chris to combat autism implies that it's what he blames most for Chris's character and behavior (despite ample evidence that his and his wife's incompetent parenting may have done more damage). To Bob, Chris could have been "normal" if it weren't for his mental condition. But at the time of writing the letter, when Chris had become famous on the internet, he wanted Chris to fight autism in his comic as a way for his son to possibly "get better". Bob likely spent the rest of his days blaming autism for the problems he and Barb gave his son.
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

14 Branchland Court

2018-06-08T02:53:17Z

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{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL
|[[December 2016 Facebook posts|Chris]], on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].
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[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]] — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-storey house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done since [[1986]],<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding. As a result of its dated look, in addition to the decaying gardens and overgrown yard, it has done a number on local property values.{{cite}}

As of [[March 2009]], all space not used for walking or sleeping appeared to be packed full of junk. However, in earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday [2002], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy. In his [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]], Chris also keeps referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has grown fuller and fuller in the past decade. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage. Its former living room is unusable, with junk filling the entire space and reaching within two feet of the ceiling. Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and fear that [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's video tours]] may elicit the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to simple maintenance, like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. [[Barb]] apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a computer, but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 January 2014, Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[Rental House|rental house]] which they predictably completely trashed.

On December 6, 2014, Chris had announced on Facebook that 14 Branchland Court had been renovated and that he and his mother would be moving back in. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on [[26 December 2014]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in January 2015.

==History==
Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved him to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - it is mentioned in sources pre-2000, such as [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]'s postcard to Barbara in 1994. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

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===First floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]
In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as "the [[music]] room", which is primarily the domain of [[Barbara Chandler]], who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late [[Bob Chandler]], who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, they have yet to be filmed.

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===Second floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed. The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Work Room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where [[Bob]] would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess- the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==Destruction of the Chandler Household==

[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

On 10 January 2014, a [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|fire broke out]] at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] was partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Return of the Chandler Household==
[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some are hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' doesn't seem hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it doesn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he might not get to enjoy his renovated house for long.

After Chris' second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]
In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding is slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris.

One of the bathrooms apparently has a clogged shower drain,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain</ref> possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. HIs solution was to pour Liquid Plumber into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.

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File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|The carpet
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Other changes:

*The [[kitchen]], formerly inaccessible, can be used for cooking. Chris also decided to use it as a sperm storage unit.

*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.

*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is Chris's toy-filled [[Work Room]].

{{clear}}

==Mortgage==
There is a large mortgage on the property, which is a significant factor in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. As of 31 August 2016, the amount owed is '''$115,000''', according to Chris<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref>.

Research by Christorians indicated the following:

*There is a '''second mortgage''' on the property, for more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref>
*There was a Deed of Trust filed in April 2009 for $130,000.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref>
*The company that issued the mortgage was originally [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank], and then SunTrust initiated a mortgage transfer to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. Monthly payments are around $800.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref>
*It's estimated that they have a 30-year mortgage with a 5% interest rate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Prior to 2016, Chris mentioned a mortgage twice.
*In February 2009, he stated in [[Mumble 4]] that "they do not have a mortgage on it."
*In [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|a post from August 2014]], he said, "I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Monthly Tugboat|monthly]]."

==Foreclosure==
On May 8th 2018, Chris announced that the home could be Foreclosed upon if they failed to make 2 mortgage payments the next day.[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/WE_NEED_MONEY_FOR_MORTGAGE_NOW,_PLEASE#Please.2C_HELP_US.21_FORECLOSURE_RISK_HIGH.21]]

==Neighbors==
The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud - likely imagined - with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. The neighbors allegedly retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

==Mail==
{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}

If you would like to send a letter to Christian, or perhaps mail his mother some of the many [[nudes|NOODZ]] he has posted on the Internets in recent times, you can contact him at:

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''
:''[[United States of America]]''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;
*It will be intercepted by Chris, who apparently takes his mother's mail on a regular basis.
*Barb will receive it and dismiss it as old news. Reports show that she has read some of the letters, seen everything in them before, and ignored them accordingly.

==Visiting==
[[File:House-fail-bursting-at-the-seams.jpg|thumb|The possible current state of 14 Branchland Court.]]

When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Possibly Chris didn't realize this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous Youtuber Pewdiepie aka [[Wikipedia:PewDiePie|Felix Kjellberg]] at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.

==Gallery==
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums.

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Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
File:14BCApril2015E.jpg
File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.
File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.
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==Video==
A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.

==References==
<references />
{{Places}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

September 2017 tweets

2017-09-22T05:28:53Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{ongoing}}
{{see also|September 2017 Facebook posts|September 2017 Patreon posts}}
This page archives Chris's tweets from [[September 2017]].

==Donating $20==
1 September

Following [[August 2017 tweets|a tweet from 29 August]], in which Chris told Tara Strong he would donate to the Red Cross after seeing her video asking people to donate:

{{quotebox|@tarastrong Good Morning; happy to help. 😊🌸🤝
[[File:Redcrossdonation.jpg|200px]]}}

==Pony Merch==
1 September

MLP Merch:
{{quoteboxgreen|Limited stock now available for the #MLP Wave 1 All About Brushables featuring Starlight, Big Mac and more!}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I got "All About DJ Pon3", free with purchase of Equestria Girls Minis Mall six-pack at Toys R Us two months ago. I'm satisfied. 😊🌸🎵}}

==Boop==
1 September

Kelly Sheridan:
{{quoteboxgreen|

*Boop*
}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Bibidy Bobidy *Boop*. Fun! 🌸😊}}

==Gender Psych Eval==
1 September

LifeofBria:
{{quoteboxgreen|PSA: Only allowing trans women the status of "woman" if they've had SRS is classist AF.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Hear Hear! I have been reclassified as woman with a psychological evaluation, and I unto myself when I figured myself out! I Am Woman! No classist, Trolling-Stupid Bully is going to tell me otherwise, whatsoever! Thank you. 🌸🌸🌸}}

==Raise This Roof==
1 September

Chris:
{{quotebox|Awesome and Fun! MLP: Friendship is Magic - ‘Raise This Roof’ Canterlot Short Ep. 3}}

He posted a link to the episode.

==Gold Trophy==
1 September

VimHomeless:
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Hex-Box|Achievement unlocked!]] Children tracing your art on deviant art and saying they drew it!}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|[[Playstation|Gold Trophy!]] 🌸😊🌸}}

==Multi-Talent is the M-Word We're Looking for Here!==
1 September

Chris:
{{quotebox|I just Got the idea for your E.G. C.M.C. Name: The "Canterlot Multi-Talent Crusaders!" Multi-Talent is The M-Word we're looking for here! 😊🌸}}

The message was directed to [[MLP|Michelle Creber and Claire Corlett]].

==Gee Wiz!==
1 September

Saberspark:
{{quoteboxgreen|I got a drawing thing! So tell me artist friends: what drawing program do I download?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Gee wiz! I stay with pen and markers. If, on some crazy day I would Require such a digital upgrade, I'll be asking the same question then. 🌸}}

==If Anyone Asks, Art Vandalay Did It==
2 September

Jason Alexander:
{{quoteboxgreen|Listen, even if we never actually meet, I'm graced in the way our lives get to touch. Being able to entertain in this world is a blessing.🎇}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is very perceptive; I feel the same way with everyone offline and online; all people and favorite celebrities. I'm humbled and blessed. By the way, I enjoyed your performance between "Seinfeld" and "Duckman"; great job on how you emote and be direct and succinct. 🤘😊🌸}}
He then tweeted the following.
{{quotebox|By the way, I enjoyed your performance between "Seinfeld" and "Duckman"; great job on how you emote and be direct and succinct. 🤘😊🌸}}

==A Wild Chris Appears at BronyCon==
2 September

Chris replied to MLP VA Claire M. Corlett's Bronycon vlog.
{{quotebox|4:32, my eared and horned self was looking towards Claire's camera, but I was in Maddy's line. My One Second of Celeb VLog fame.}}.
He then replied to himself with
{{quotebox|Night Star challenging the CMC's minds not in the vid, but @ClaireMCorlett did like and enjoy it, anyway. 🌸😊}}

==Bronymate Retweet==
2 September

Chris retweeted [http://archive.is/l791n this post].

==Tweets to Leslie Jones==
2 September

Chris replied to [http://archive.is/ylm5l this tweet] from Leslie Jones.
{{quoteboxgreen| I will also except diamonds and weed for my birthday!! Sept 7th!! But I want one mil followers!!}}
{{quotebox|You're pretty close to that Million. 😊🌸}}
{{quotebox|Also, I enjoyed your comedy on SNL and Ghostbusters, and I've just heard about when you were cyber-bullied in a MsMojo vid; awesome counter!}}
{{quotebox|You inspired me for the more positive. Thank You for being your awesome self. 🌸🤘}}

==Chris is Still Mad About Being blocked==
2 September

{{see also|NightStar2891 tweets#See how Christine is supportive, not harassing; unblocking everyone}}

{{quotebox| Hey, #Twitter ! Check the Screen Caps for the Real Bullies who Should Have Been Blocked!}}

==Littering==
2 September

Cathy Wiseluck tweeted [http://archive.is/5Ixrx the following]
{{quoteboxgreen| Seriously People?!? And it goes on forever...Come onnn...Sigh... ;( }}
{{quotebox|Yeah. That's a lot of the worst littering. 😔}}

==A Happy Dog==
2 September

Planet Dolan contributor @nixxom posted a picture of his dog.

Chris replied:
{{quotebox|He looks really happy. You did good, Nixxiom. 🌸😊}}

==Prayers for Missing Girl==
3 September

Tara Strong retweeted a message by @MargaretDudley1
{{quoteboxred|My 16 yr old niece Brianna Kuhlmann is MISSING. Last seen Summer Creek South Ft Worth. Could be suicidal. Please RT}}

Chris replied to the above poster.
{{quotebox| Sending a prayer and positive vibes for her safe return and y'all. 🌸🌸🌸}}
@Yimmy_naTor
{{quoteboxred|WHY ARE YOU TAGGING TARA LOL DUDE STOP}}
{{quotebox|I forgot to untag.}}
@Yimmy_naTor
{{quoteboxred|Honest mistake sweetheart! Keep doing your thing! #Cwcprotectsquad}}

==EQG Minis==
3 September

{{quotebox|A lovely photo of my figure with Starlight and Vinyl. 😊

[[File:EQGminifigs.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox| Take Caution of How you Comment; the Hate gets Retweeted.}}
Chris then replied via the Night Star account
{{quoteboxgreen| Don't Cuss or make a horrible, mislabeling Fuss.}}
@UnCareBear123
{{quoteboxred| Will you consider me saying "you're not a woman" mislabeling?}}
{{quotebox| Yes, but not retweet-worthy.}}
@YourFiendMario
{{quoteboxred| Do they have ducks?}}
{{quotebox| No}}
@Valwinz
{{quoteboxred| What are this Mutant things ?}}
{{quotebox| Equestria Girls Minis figures; one a custom based on myself.}}

==Random-Access Underwear==
3 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/bill_premo/status/904386866685857792 this tweet].

{{quotebox| This is as useful as the two-person underwear.}}

==Remembering Bob==
4 September

{{quotebox|Happy Birthday, Dad. 🎂

[[File:Bobmemorial.jpg|200px]]}}

==Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT==
4 September

@KisakaToriama
{{quoteboxgreen|This weekend we raised money for Hurricane Harvey victims during stream & here's what we donated! So proud of everyone ♡ Thank you!! }}
{{quotebox|Congratulation! I've donated $20 to the Red Cross, and I just donated $20 to UMCOR at my church yesterday, for the same Harvey cause. 🤘😊💖}}
{{quotebox|Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the SLGBTQ community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.}}
@Aspergercorn
{{quoteboxred|It's LGBTQ, no S.}}
{{quotebox|The "S" is for Straight/Cisgender people, so they do not feel left out of the community.}}
@RaeIsConfused
{{quoteboxred|Adding the S literally destroys the entire meaning of LGBT...}}

==Chris is spending money on things that aren't bills==
4 September

@muttparty
{{quoteboxgreen|My grandma told me my online shop was difficult to use, so I switched to #Etsy. Buy my #comic now. }}
{{quotebox| I just purchased a copy; looking forward to reading it soon. 🌸😊}}

On 9 September, Chris added:

{{quotebox|Just got my copy and read through it; good story; I liked how they both had one thing or another to let out. Great art skills, you have. 😊🌸}}

@MichelleCreber
{{quoteboxgreen|My @Patreon patrons are about to see an exclusive draft of me & @BlackGryph0n 's Getting Stronger music vid today! (link: https://www.patreon.com/MichelleCreber) patreon.com/MichelleCreber }}
{{quotebox|Totally worth it; Awesome Music Video! 🤘🎵🎵🎵}}

==The ''Internet Dream Lounge'' Podcast==
4 September

Chris retweeted the following from @Merryweatherey
{{quoteboxgreen|Just finished recording with @CWCSonichu and @easykbeats. Will be up next week!}}

==Watching A Brony Tale==
4 September

{{quotebox|I'm watching "A Brony Tale" on Netflix, featuring @ash_leigh_ball; sweet and fun. Rarity! How to make that dress: add a tag that says it ... "20% Cooler!"}}

==On painkillers and tea==
4 September

@ArachnidMafia
{{quoteboxgreen| I love painkillers. Especially when they don't work.}}
@[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]
{{quoteboxyellow|That urks me when that happens, would you like a spot of tea with that?}}
@ArachnidMafia
{{quoteboxgreen|Fuck good idea Imma go make tea}}

Chris butted in:
{{quotebox|I take a Non-Aspirin (CVS store brand) for my pain-killer; take two, and the pain and discomfort usually fades away. For tea, I like making an Arnold Palmer. I've found the best combination is at McD: one part Lite M.M. Lemonade and three parts sweet tea. 🍋}}

@JohnTakeDrugsI:
{{quoteboxgreen|Its better with alcohol, Dont yo think.}}
{{quotebox|In the tea, it's okay. But not so much with the non-aspirin.}}

==MLP Yogurt Promo==
4 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Yogurtysburling/status/904524064731140097 this tweet] promoting the upcoming MLP movie.
{{quotebox|Awww! I'm in Virginia; there isn't one near me. That looks super yummy!}}

==Chris insists he's on HRT==
4 September

Chris replied to his earlier tweet chain with LifeOfBria.

[https://mobile.twitter.com/MariaJunice/status/903662464771948549 @MariaJunice]

{{quoteboxred|You're not a woman, you fat pig. You're not even on HRT. get a life and leave these transgenders alone.}}

{{quotebox|I am on hormone replacement therapy, almost one year now.}}

==MS Paint Critique==
4 September

@MariaJunice:
{{quoteboxred|[[File:Fanart CWCtimeline.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, this MS Paint portrayal; once again, Not accurate to me at all, and ugly.}}

==Retweeting Cathy Wiseluck==
4 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/904921902736605184 this tweet about a moose wrestling with a tire swing].
{{quotebox|I agree.}}

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/904426388169662466 this tweet]
{{quotebox|Love that philosophy. 🌸}}

A video featuring a[https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/904925032710889472 red panda playing with a ball]
{{quotebox|Kawaii! It looks like a combo of a panda bear and a raccoon.}}
{{quotebox|I'll take two red pandas. 🤣🤣🤣 }}

==Beagle Eyebrows==
4 September

[https://mobile.twitter.com/landpsychology/status/904771581041405952 @landpsychology]
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you like my eyebrows.}}
{{quotebox|My beagles have similar eyebrows. 🐶🐶💖

[[File:Beagle.jpg|200px]]}}

==9000 Followers==
4 September

@Vinyl_star1
{{quoteboxgreen|Congrats on 9,000 Followers @CWCSonichu 🎉🎉🎉}}
Chris retweeted the above and replied
{{quotebox|Thank You! Awesome!! Only one K to go before making that 10K! Yay! 🌸😊🌸🤘}}
@Yimmy_naTor
{{quoteboxred|Why are talking to yourself dude? You're reaching levels of rock bottom that aren't supposed to be possible..}}
{{quotebox|I only have Two Twitter accounts: @CWCSonichu and @NightStar2891 ; vinyl shy, here, is a separate person from me. Chillax, dude.}}

==Chris is "Dynamic"==
4 September
{{quotebox|I am dynamic and diverse! 🤘😊💖🌸🎵⚡️🌈🖍📝🎀🛍}}

==Chris Discusses Animu==
4-5 September

{{quotebox|I was asked about favorite anime in the podcast with @Merryweatherey ; I also enjoyed Steel Angel Kurumi and Shuffle. Not the fan service. 🤣}}
{{quotebox|Although the Fan Service was a bonus.}}
@KingOfTheStreets
{{quoteboxred|You can give me some fan service ;)))}}
{{quotebox|LOL!}}
{{quotebox|And now I'm recalling more anime! Nana was awesome! Trigun, Outlaw Star, Kill La Kill, Carried By the Wind-Tsukikage Ran, and Panty&Stocking}}
@Merryweatherey
{{quoteboxgreen|Have you seen any of the new anime that was released this year?}}
{{quotebox|No, but I can see what's new through Crunchyroll, Hulu or Netflix.}}
@Polarnasu
{{quoteboxred|you fucked yourself over by talking to Chris Chan, now he'll never leave you alone}}
{{quotebox|And that's a bad thing? Nah!}}
{{quoteboxred|not according to Doopie and the hundreds of other people youve creeped on and harassed}}
{{quotebox|How many? You underestimate how many haters follow me. LOL 🤣🤣🤣}}
{{quotebox|"Never leave people alone" or "Never shut the f*** up"? I like to think and talk, and I'm happy to have everyone to talk with and listen to. }}
{{quotebox|@polarnasu , kiss the Blarney Stone and lighten up. 🌸🌸🌸}}
@wappaishanimate
{{quoteboxred|that's been on the floor}}
{{quotebox|LOL! 🤣🤣🤣}}
{{quotebox|I mean, You said it, dude! 🤣🤣🤣}}

==Spoonful of Sugar==
5 September
@TyphoonSpeed
{{quoteboxgreen|Just smile, because smiling is good for you. :)}}
{{quotebox|A happy thought/memory, and a spoonful of sugar makes the medicines of life go down. 😊🌸}}

Chris tagged Michelle Creber in this tweet.

==Respect for those who served==
5 September

{{quotebox|@BlackGryph0n Hey, BG. I just noticed you were a Navy Vet; I have respect for all who serve our country. My dad did too. 🏵}}

==Free car wash==
6 September
Andrea Libman tweeted
{{quoteboxgreen|Got caught in a sudden downpour this morning. Boston lady: "I figure we shower every day. We're just missing soap!"}}
{{quotebox|Also, free car wash. 😊}}

==Chris continues to orbit an 18-year-old VA==
6 September

Claire Corlett:
{{quoteboxgreen|First day of classes... psych and words here I come!}}
{{quotebox|Ooh! Psychology! That is always an awesome subject to study; get into other's minds with better empathy. 😊🌸 Happy Luck.}}

==Leslie Jones again==
6 September

Leslie Jones:
{{quoteboxgreen|This is my last day being 49....}}
{{quotebox|Happy (Day Before Your) Birthday! I was alive to see my mom reach that; missed it by 4.42 years with my dad. I appreciate the experienced. 🌸}}

==Supporting Transgenders, Responding to Weens==
6 September

Chris linked to [https://mobile.twitter.com/LifeofBria/status/905524832560873472 this tweet].
{{quotebox|That is a very true perspective. 💖😊🌸 }}
{{quotebox|Best of luck in getting funded for your surgery. 🌸🌸🌸}}
@LifeofBria
{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks! It's going to happen soon 🙂}}
{{quotebox|I just Pre-Ordered two copies from your Etsy; your sample page moved me. I did something similar a few months ago for Pulse's anniversary.

[[File:Pulsetributething.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|This poem will also be in the back of my Sonichu #12 book. 😊🌸}}

@KingRatOpium
{{quoteboxred|lol gay.}}
{{quotebox|Yes, positively happy. I like it. 😊🌸}}

@WHEREISMYBREAKFA
{{quoteboxred|gay}}
{{quotebox|Yes, positively happy. I like it. 😊🌸}}

==New MLP dolls==
6 September

@EquestriaDaily
{{quoteboxgreen|New Post: New Equestria Girls Dolls Coming (link: http://ift.tt/2w8jV3J) ift.tt/2w8jV3J #brony #mlp #Mylittlepony}}
{{quotebox|Personally, I like the Minis better than the dolls. Less hair fuss, easier to customize, and they can stand on the stands from Shopkins.}}

==Chris attempts to mediate==
6 September

In response to @Vinyl_Star1 ranting at @Jimmy_naTor
{{quotebox|You're alright. But every person is as cool as they are to themselves; it is a deep level that is not often seen by those visibly as cool.}}
{{quotebox|And, regardless, you two share a collection hobby; no need to dispute over differences. Friendship bonds are mightier than that.}}

==#CWCProtectSquad==
6 September

@LittleAmychan
{{quoteboxgreen|I stand with @CWCSonichu
<nowiki>#</nowiki>DoNotBlockTheHeroes
<nowiki>#</nowiki>BlockTheTrolls
<nowiki>#</nowiki>CWCProtectSquad}}
{{quotebox|I like the new hashtag, CWCProtectSquad. 😊 Thank You All. 🌸🌸🌸 }}

==PPG shit==
6 September

Responding to a [https://mobile.twitter.com/EW/status/905461153966329858 tweet] from Entertainment Weekly
{{quotebox|I was just thinking "Bunny", or "Bella" en español.}}

==Hurricane Irma==
6 September

Tara Strong:
{{quoteboxgreen|So worried about my friends in #puertorico...we became family @ #puertoricocomiccon this year...sending you all prayers & love 😥💙🙏🏼}}
{{quotebox|💖🎀🙏}}

==Random Pony Stuff==
6 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/VScratch_3/status/905481253364928512 this tweet]
{{quotebox|I'll share a hug. 😊🌸}}

==New Episode 24 page==
6 September

{{quotebox|Happy Belated Anniversary, Sonichu and Rosechu.}}

He linked to the following [https://www.patreon.com/posts/14260347 Patreon post]

==Puns and Cole==
6 September

@SomervillePuns (retweeted by Cole Smithey):
{{quoteboxgreen|Me: My foot hurts.
Doctor: What's wrong with it?
Me: Umm, that's your job.}}
{{quotebox|Me: it grew another foot. 🤣🤣🤣}}

==Chris confesses to being a nerd==
6 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/cham3l3ons/status/905600151183646722 @cham313ons's twitter poll results]
{{quotebox|Got it! I'm one too, I confessed.}}

==Pic Unrelated==
6 September

Responding to [https://mobile.twitter.com/dnotive/status/905516408855031809 this tweet]
{{quotebox|Music, definitely. Fluffle Puff does not hate.}}

==Replying to ILoveKPALot==
6 September

@ILoveKPALot
{{quoteboxgreen|I've now committed to going to the art studio daily as well as doing a new life drawing class. BRB I'm dying..}}
{{quotebox|Then you are becoming more stronger. You will have enough experience from this to become used to it soon enough. I believe in you. 🌸😊🌸}}

==Shitting on Nazis==
7 September

@Saberspark
{{quoteboxgreen|Nobody shits on Nazis like old school Disney}}
{{quotebox|Spike Jones also razzed in the Fuher's face. 🎵🤣🎵}}

==Another Pokemon contest==
7 September

Chris retweeted [https://mobile.twitter.com/PokeCenterLoot/status/898193824991916033 this tweet].

==Retweeting a White Knight==
7 September

Chris retweeted this message.

@LittleAmyChan
{{quoteboxgreen|I Support @CWCSonichu
You're never alone Christine, you have all your friends and fans that love you 😊
#CWCProtectSquad

[[File:Amychanwhiteknight.jpg|200px]]}}

==#ComeOutForLGBT==
7 September

Tara Strong:
{{quoteboxgreen|We all have a part to play in creating a world where everyone, everywhere can be themselves. So #ComeOutForLGBT with me and @StonewallUK 💙🌈}}
{{quotebox|Caring people make a difference; Thank You, Tara, for continuing to care. We do this world a lot of good. 🌸😊🌸💖🌈 }}

==Hurricane Harvey relief==
7 September

{{quotebox|Click here to support Hurricane Harvey Help!! organized by Carmen Cano }}

Chris linked to Carmen Cano's [https://www.gofundme.com/helpforkei gofundme]] and then retweeted @andiemation's tweet linking to the same page.

==Someone drew Chris's OC==
7 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MLPGal/status/905872573203918849 @MLPGal's tweet]]

{{quotebox|Love it! Even in the style of Steven Universe; nice bonus. 💖🤘😊🌸}}

==Love is still Love==
7 September

{{quotebox|Love is Love, and it feels awesome; don't be blind to it. 😉💖}}

==Tweeting at ILoveKPAlot again==
7 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/905878651937415168 @ILoveKPAlot's tweet]
{{quotebox|Discord twisted you into Equestria Legends, KP. 😊}}

==Creeping on a MLP VA who literally just turned 18==
7 September

In response to Michelle Creber's [https://mobile.twitter.com/MichelleCreber/status/905980253155205121 tweet]
{{quotebox|I hear you; I feel a Lot younger than I actually am. Welcome to Adult Swim. 😊🌸}}

Creber liked his post.

==EQG Dolls==
8 September

In response to Equestria Daily's [https://mobile.twitter.com/EquestriaDaily/status/906155890683899904 tweet]
{{quotebox|I have to agree with the popular commented feeling: those Faces. What?! Too Human for my appeal of the usual. Not cool. 😣}}

==Chris confuses sleep paralysis with crashing into slumber==
8 September

@lana_rain
{{quoteboxgreen|Fucking sleep paralysis strikes again -_-}}
{{quotebox|It usually happens. Personally, makes me feel relieved that I am that closer to falling asleep. It usually takes me a while.}}

==More PPG stuff==
8 September

In response to this [https://mobile.twitter.com/Sweetcommando/status/906161915553923072 tweet] by Planet Dolan animator @Sweetcommando
{{quotebox|Reminds of Miss Bellum. }}
@Sweetcommando
{{quoteboxgreen|i DO like her hair haha. didnt realize the resemblance until i was colouring it}}
{{quotebox|Hair AND Body; colour was the difference.}}

He then made [https://mobile.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/906162880340520962 this tweet].
{{quotebox|Found this Gif; Loved "Double Rainboom"! I still want the episode in my iTunes library and MLP Playlist! }}

==Pony Wall==
9 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/gmberrow/status/906591350694535168 this tweet] from someone at Hascon.
{{quotebox|Purple is a shade of blue and a shade of red; a shade off is close enough. 😊🖍}}

==''Internet Dream Lounge'' podcast delayed==
9 September

@Merryweatherey
{{quoteboxgreen|To improve the quality of the interview with @CWCSonichu we've decided to delay it till next week. Got a question for CWC? Reply below.}}

{{quotebox|Bonus follow-up, so most kind questions are accepted. No questions about my Sweetheart or our budding relationship, please. Support is good.}}

==Hoping to be featured in MLP==
9 September

@EquestriaDaily
{{quoteboxgreen|New Post: Two OC Pony Slots In Season 8 of MLP Were Raffled Off at HASCON http://ift.tt/2vWpKWV #brony #mlp #Mylittlepony}}

{{quotebox|Wow! Hopefully Night Star will be popular enough to be featured this or season 9. Help me get there, please. I'd Voice Myself! 😉🌸}}

==Chris continues to creep on Michelle Creber==
9 September
Michelle Creber:
{{quoteboxgreen|Here it is folks!!! My THINK MUSIC VIDEO! Featuring awesome hip hop dancers, alley shots and well, swag! haha }}
{{quotebox|Love this song! Upbeat, reminds everyone to take a moment; reminds us to, well, THINK! That Is a good thought! 😊}}
=="Humble" Artist==
10 September
{{quotebox|A good afternoon to you, @AndreaLibman ; I am but a weary artist here to humbly compliment you on the fancy greeting you spoke in MLP. 😊Cute}}

==Dog Treats==
10 September
Replying to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/906938642224095232 @Merryweathery's tweet]
{{quotebox|Our dogs get Scooby Snacks. 😊}}

==Moment of silence for 9/11 victims==
11 September

{{quotebox|A moment for remembering those who left us, and those who survived and remember the effects of 9/11/01. 🇱🇷🙏💖🌸🌸🌸🌈}}

==Never Forget==
11 September

Chris posted a link to his Facebook account that didn't work.
@Merryweathery
{{quoteboxgreen|The link doent work for me christine 😅}}
{{quotebox|Were you logged into your Facebook account, or do you have one?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|i am but it says "This page isn't available" 😖}}
{{quotebox|Worked for me. Here's the screen cap. [[File:Nevarforget.jpg|200px]]}}

Chris then retweeted this [[https://mobile.twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/907232443433922560 tweet from Uri Geller]].

==And now for something completely different==
11 September

@LittleAmyChan
{{quoteboxgreen| wanted to draw Sakura in dvas plug suit and i through maybe she stole rosechus phone and Rosie is mad hehe @CWCSonichu ignore the mistakes
[[File:AmychanFanart2.jpg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|Very cool and cute. 😊}}

==Headless Libman==
11 September

Andrea Libman
{{quoteboxgreen|My headshot on @RottenTomatoes has no head! (link: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/andrea_libman)}}
{{quotebox|Oh, dear. Have you complained to them about it?}}

==Stupid trolls==
11 September

Chris retweeted a post from Steve Marmel saying, "Tomorrow, On 9/12, I will only be retweeting women on twitter. I hope you join me and help #AmplifyWomen"

{{quotebox|I'll help in that.
}}

A troll edited the retweet and posted it to Kiwi Farms. @MissLadyLikely tweeted it to Chris:

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu I'm confused... this popped up on my Twitter feed, sweetie. That's cool though, gay is OK! 🌈

[[File:TrolleditI'llhelp.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|That's not right; I did not retweet That. Stupid Trolls; they made this photoshopped copy of the #AmplifyWomen retweet I made.}}

==Amplify Women==
11 September

{{quotebox|I will be retweeting women tomorrow on 9/12, in honor of #AmplifyWomen, with respect to @HillaryClinton 's new book too.}}

==Ignore all Google results==
12 September

Continued from [[September 2017 tweets#And now for something completely different|this]]:

@CrackySmiles
{{quoteboxred|Ignore all Google results}}

@LittleAmychan
{{quoteboxgreen|What do you mean?}}

{{quotebox|He was referring to the past when I used to say that often, as a number of results from Googling my name led to a page against me.}}

==Jessie is Real==
12 September

{{quotebox|To all who still ask: Jessie is a real and genuine person, and she and I have plans in the making. Please respect her and I. #DoNotHarass 🌸
[[File:Jessrealtweet.jpg|200px]]}}

==More ILoveKPAlot==
12 September

In response to this [[https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/907385765310734337 tweet from @ILoveKPAlot]]
{{quotebox|Just heard a bit of the video in the description; you got trolled too? I hear you more than loud and clear, KP. You are a cool person. 😊🌸🌸🌸}}
{{quotebox|Also, to quote a certain @KSheridanVoice , when I told her a bit of my troll problems, she replied "You made it (You're Successful)." 🌸🌸😊}}

==#AmplifyWomen==
Chris retweeted the following tweets

[https://mobile.twitter.com/AndreaLibman/status/907586520038629376 Andrea Libman]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/MelissaJoanHart/status/907646806921707520 Melissa Joan Hart]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/VScratch_3/status/907646424053174273 @VScratch_3]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/907631449720815616 Tara Strong]
Chris replied to Tara Strong's tweet
{{quotebox|Awesome! Loved the "Ponies Got The Beat"! 😊}}
[https://mobile.twitter.com/KSheridanVoice/status/907335537903595520 Kelly Sheridan]
He then linked to a tweet from [https://mobile.twitter.com/ash_leigh_ball/status/906623706348232704 Ashleigh Ball] and commented:
{{quotebox|Great photo of one of our awesome women. }}

He then resumed retweeting
[https://mobile.twitter.com/OfficialJLD/status/907079075067338753 Julia Louis-Dreyfus]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/MissLadyLikely/status/907478089336344576 A white knight]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/Vinyl_star1/status/902943923768664064 @Viynl_star1]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/babysoutonbail/status/907110147025199104 a tweet congratulating Miss Texas]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/LittleAmychan/status/907247812013785088 a @LittleAmyChan tweet from the previous day]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/MichelleCreber/status/906624869080748032 Michelle Creber]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/907106683515633664 Claire M Corlett]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/muttparty/status/906009269287264257 @muttparty]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/MLPGal/status/902572698156449792 @MLPGal]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/907452170546454529 Cathy Weseluck]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/RebeccaShoichet/status/907499722180456451 Rebecca Shoichet]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/907051010195107840 Leslie Jones]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/MissMakoDap/status/901184715150905344 @MissMakoDap]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/Veronica/status/906694736966062080 Veronica Belmont]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/796394920051441664 Hillary Clinton]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/VimHomeless/status/907429815875227648 @VimHomeless]
[https://mobile.twitter.com/Ladybot3/status/904095745879433216 @Ladybot3]

==Protect Trans Kids==
12 September

@JaneLeeves
{{quoteboxgreen|#ProtectTransKids. I am on your side. WE are on your side.}}
{{quotebox|Awesome. Thank you for your support for the younger trans. Also, fan of yours; you did great in "Frasier". 🌸🌸🌸}}

==My Pet Monster==
In response to this tweet from [https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/907653167764037632 Tara Strong]
{{quotebox|I Remember this show, and the chained-up toy. Fun! 😊}}

==MLP Live==
12 September

In response to this [https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/907711248824860672 tweet from Tara Strong]
{{quotebox|That was fun! 😊🌸🌸🌸}}

==Chris Pulls a Ted Cruz==
12 September

In response to a chain of [https://mobile.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907716366182076416 tweets] accusing him of liking NSFW art on Twitter when he is supposed to be in a relationship.

{{quotebox|Stop stretching}}

==Yet More Creeping On Creber==
12 September
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MichelleCreber/status/907790964915290112 Michelle Creber]
{{quotebox|I'd say, among which, a birthday present from someone on Twitter?}}
==A retweet==
13 September
Chris retweeted [https://mobile.twitter.com/Eclair_Pearl/status/907657665127497728 this tweet from @EclairPearl]
==MLP Movie Headcanon==
13 September
In response to a MLP Movie theory put forward by @ILoveKPAlot
{{quotebox|Not bad, but their eye colours are different, so it seems unlikely.}}
He then replied to an earlier tweet in the chain
{{quotebox|New counter Plot Twist Theory: Tempest Shadow is Twilight's future Daughter.}}
==Say Thank You==
13 September
@KisakaToriama
{{quoteboxgreen|My coworker brought me coffee this morning...!! 😭 I'm so blessed}}
{{quotebox|Sounds like you remembered to thank her. 😉}}
==Still more creeping on barely legal MLP VAs==
13 September
{{quotebox|I've known Michelle as the Singer, and Maddy as the illustrator, and I just learned Claire does video and cooking. They could live together. }}
Michelle Creber, Claire M Corlett, and Maddy Peters (@muttparty)
==Son-Chu in the shop?==
13 September
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/908026438678392832 @ILoveKPAlot]
{{quotebox|Me too right now.}}
==Creeping on Claire M Corlett==
13 September
In response to what is presumably [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/908052608031506432 this tweet by Claire M Corlett]
{{quotebox|You can wear it any day of the week, but Monday, and be all "Yay! It's Not Monday!"}}
==Wonderful Day==
14 September
{{quotebox|I hope you're all having a wonderful day today! ♥}}
==Chris thinks trolls are envious of him==
14 September
{{quotebox|The hateful trolls are just jealous that SONICHU and my life has entertained more people than they could ever entertain in their lives.}}
@Romanian_Snow
{{quoteboxred|I don't think you entertain people in the way you think you do.}}
{{quotebox|Does that matter?}}
{{quoteboxred|Well, I don't know, does it? I'm not trying to get at you, I'm saying there is a difference between people laughing at you and people laughing with you}}
{{quotebox|As long as people are laughing I'm happy.}}
@WillIsMaster
{{quoteboxred|Then why are the trolls an issue if they're laughing at you?}}

==Sonichu Merch Status: Workin' On It==
14 September
In reply to the previous tweet
@ray2op
{{quoteboxgreen|where can i buy sonichu merch?}}
{{quotebox|Coming soon!

T-Shirts, posters, and more!}}
==Emotional Scars==
15 September
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/katyperry/status/908786039703134209 Katy Perry]
{{quotebox|That is super true. And the more emotional scars you have, that's heavier learning within each one.}}

==Yet more creeping on 18 year old MLP VAs==
15 September
Claire M Corlett
{{quoteboxgreen|Why are you eating a sugary popsicle at 9:45am!?}}
{{quotebox|Why not? A little sugar to Wake you up when you feel like dozing off again. Day schedule. 😊🌸}}

==Random Access Grandad: San Andreas==
15 September
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/wappaishanimate/status/908848221056888832 this tweet by @Wappaishanimate]
{{quotebox|Grand Dad! Flintstones! Ohhhh! Grand Dad! WTF? LOL!}}
{{quoteboxpurple|WHAT}}
@Wappaishanimate
{{quoteboxgreen|have you not been enlightened to the legend of grand dad? Or perhaps you are unaware of the odyssey reveal}}
{{quotebox|I am very aware of 7 Grand Dad, as I was educated about it by @BehindTheMeme on his YouTube channel. I also can cite Biggie's order.}}
{{quotebox|"I'll have 2 # 9s, a # 9 large, a # 6 with extra dip, a # 7, two # 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." Funny memes. 😊👍🌸}}

==Creeping on yet another young MLP VA==
15 September
In response to @Muttparty's [https://mobile.twitter.com/muttparty/status/908103275446185985 tweet]
{{quotebox|Are you selling your stickers online?}}

==Chris thinks he has a photographic memory==
15 September
{{quotebox|I have an Eidetic Memory; there are a number of things I can cite start to end too. It's neat. 😊🌸}}

He linked to a clip from the Big Bang Theory.

==Chris was a mistake==
16 September

In response to a tweet chain asking about the most tragic anime someone had watched.
{{quotebox|Graveyard of the Fireflies}}

==Adult Animation==
16 September
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CLXcool/status/908807454053605376 @CLxcool]
{{quotebox|I have enjoyed three of those shows. I never got into Maxx.}}

==The pony movie==
16 September

In response to a tweet announcing that seats for the 2017 pony movie can now be reserved

{{quotebox|Nothing for me here in Virginia yet.}}

==Chris wears cosplay in public==
16 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/SoDamnTrue/status/909054472223170560 a tweet by @SoDamnTrue]

{{quotebox|A short-sleeves jacket with removable sleeves. Vinyl Scratch had the right outfit in Equestria Girls.}}

==Pinkariffic==
16 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/AndreaLibman/status/909092919700795392 Andrea Libman]
{{quotebox|As pinkeriffic as it gets, with the other rainbow colours, at #CVillePride!}}

=="Kawaii"==
16 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Uglypugslug/status/909150960924200961 @Uglypugslug]
{{quotebox|So kawaii! 😊🌸🌸🌸}}

==Chris compliments a better artist==
16 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ScGooby/status/909235186205736960 @ScGooby]
{{quotebox|Awesome job. 😊🌸}}

==VAs on a plane==
16 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/909207933497491457 Cathy Weseluck]
{{quotebox|My father liked planes too; he put together a bunch of models in his lifetime. He also taught me the hobby construction, and collecting. 😊}}

==Chris attempts to negotiate with Planet Dolan==
16 September

Chris responded to a tweet chain by @ScGooby beginning [https://mobile.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/909251168563548160 here]
{{quotebox|Well, I'm helping y'all on Patreon, Gooby, and my offer for the Sonichu/PD crossover book remains on the table. Hell, even in the Tooniverse, shall we call it neutrally, Sonichu and the gang (minus Wild Sonichu and his family), have already visited Planet Dolan, and enjoyed hanging out with them. Blake sure caused a fistful of hell in Hellbent's underground hell. Good times. Just saying.

==Pony shit==
17 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/TaoOfMaud/status/909372113655668736 @TaoOfMaud]
{{quotebox|That sounds good.}}

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Sia/status/908657772539076609 @Sia]
{{quotebox|I have been enjoying the song a lot; it is a sweet and awesome track. Thank you, Sia.}}

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/909266413696688128 Cathy Weseluck]
{{quotebox|I love this track too; I have been enjoying it from my phone. 😊🌈🌸}}

{{quotebox|Awesome song, and Awesome video! Mild Spoilers.}}
Chris then linked to a video showing a musical number from the MLP movie.

=="Ultimate Participation Trophy"==
17 September
{{quotebox|Check out who's on page three of "The Daily Progress" today! Ultimate Participation Trophy! 😊🌸🌸🌸🌈 #CVillePride2017 }}

==In which Chris forgets that we already knew he could use Photoshop==
18 September
{{quotebox|First item right now: Here is the FULL Night Star Image I had created for my alt-Twitter account.
[[File:NightStarTwitterBanner.jpg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|You can tell it's mine, because of my favorite E.U.P. in the background: Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, and Derpy/Muffins, just being there. I made the Night Star image with other images in combinations; Photoshop. Y'all would not have thought I was that smart to make it Pro.}}

==VA Prayer==
18 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/909613190975074304 Cathy Weseluck]
{{quotebox|I like sharing a prayer and blessings with people too. 🙏🌎🌍🌏🌸❤️😊}}

==Chris manages to spot a ween==
18 September

{{quotebox|Not Fooling Me or Anyone! 🤣🤣🤣
[[File:ChrisSpotsAWeen.jpg|200px]]}}

==Toy Stores==
19 September

In response to a tweet from Equestria Daily about [https://mobile.twitter.com/EquestriaDaily/status/910136813611831296 Toys R Us going bankrupt]
{{quotebox|What?! No Way! The world NEEDS the Toy Stores!}}

==Kiwi Farms joke==
19 September

{{quotebox|Not all Trolls are bad.}}
{{quotebox|Kiwi is Tasty!}}

Chris's linked Facebook account also posted the messages, but Chris later deleted those from there while keeping them up on Twitter.

==Just block him already Claire!==
19 September

In response to two tweets from [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/909946899154661376 Claire] M Corlett.

{{quotebox|My gosh, Miss Corlett, you have quite the creative outlet. Do keep up your passions, and enjoy your self and your life. 😊🌸}}

In response to another [[https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/910261823831601152 tweet] from the same source.

{{quotebox|I think what would be awesome to see, is any characters and icons you have created in your lifetime. More fun and happy times for you.}}

==Shouldn't have humored him at Bronycon Cathy==
20 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/910341291568803840 Cathy Weseluck].
{{quotebox|Me too. I'm still praying for it to be shown at a favorite theater of mine in Charlottesville, but I need confirmation! Ugh.}}

In response to another [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/910515433173684225 tweet].
{{quotebox|That island reminds me of the malechite from a certain Prequel graphic novel. 😉🌸}}

==Chris continues creeping on Michelle Creber==
20 September

In response to a tweet by [https://mobile.twitter.com/MichelleCreber/status/910561919701983232 Michelle Creber]

{{quotebox|You are the tallest! Awesome.}}

==Chris is still stalking Doopie==
20 September

Chris tweeted two screenshots of [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Psychic_Links.22| this facebook post]] to @LazyCastPodcast, a podcast that Doopie and her boyfriend are known to contribute to.

==She's still 18, Chris==
21 September

In response to a tweet from [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/910926687402987521 Claire M Corlett] asking if she should get a Patreon.
{{quotebox|Following in your CMC friends' footsteps? That is a Big step for you. Definitely consider what you can offer everyone for their pledges. 🍀}}
{{quotebox|I can tell your family has already been a big help for you; keep them very close in your loop.}}

Corelett later made a separate [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/910943892823871488 tweet].
{{quotebox|Awesome!}}

==Shouldn't have encouraged him Kelly==
21 September

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/KSheridanVoice/status/910895580011827200 Kelly Sheridan].
{{quotebox|Someone was very punful and jolly yesterday. 😊}}

==Chris is fat and stupid==
21 September

{{quotebox|Want to naturally grow larger breasts? I eat 12 Prunes a day, and I put soy sauce on Non-Sweets; [[Chris and reality|this Really Works]] for me!

[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|200px]]
}}
Kengle:
{{quoteboxyellow|And if you are sprinkling that "reduced sodium" soy sauce on everything that is non-sweet, you're defeating its purpose.}}

{{quotebox|By the way, there was no salt on these chips/fries. No purpose defeated. And can you imagine the taste of soy sauce on a cupcake? 😣}}

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[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Beel|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' has been [[Chris]]'s other means of communication, aside from [[MySpace]], on his [[Love Quest]]. It is currently his primary interface with the outside world.

Chris probably established his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Since then, it has become a multipurpose communication tool. It is his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]], but he has also left occasional open notes for trolls; talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]], [[Kim]], and [[William]]; and whored his [[EBay]] merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Chris's first Facebook account profile==
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his [[MySpace]] account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of [[Facebook messages|messages]] and [[Facebook statuses|statuses]] associated with this account.

===Basic Information===
[[File:Facebook profile pic.jpeg|left]]
{{-}}
Networks - [[Charlottesville]], VA

Sex - Male

Birthday - February 24, 1982

Hometown - [[Ruckersville]], VA

Relationship Status - Single

Interested in - Women

Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play

Political Views - Moderate

[[Chris and religion|Religious Views]] - Christian

===Personal Information===
====Activities====
I enjoy drawing, listening to [[music]], playing [[video games]] and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]], http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.

I go to the [[Game Place|Comic Game & Hobby Place]], next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.

And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]

====Favorite Quotations====
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.

I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the [[ego|Lucky Woman]] who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.

<3 :)

====About Me====
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[PVCC]] with two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding [[tobacky|smokers]] and [[alcohol|drunks]]). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

===Contact Information===
'''Email:'''

itsamecwc@aol.com

katiebaybug@gmail.com

'''AIM:''' CWCSonichu

'''Website:'''

[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|http://www.sonichu.net]]

[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com]]

[[MySpace|http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc]]

===Education and Work===
'''Colleges:'''

[[PVCC|Piedmont Virginia Community College]] '06

[[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)]]

[[University of Virginia|University of Virgina]]

[[Sweetheart Search]]

'''High School:'''

[[Manchester High School]] '00

===Groups===
Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, [[I Love Lucy]]...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial

==Chris's current Facebook account profile==
Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of 2015) is pared down compared to the original.

===Details About Christian===

I am an all-around, [[Death threats|good natured]], high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, [[Chris and art|artist]], gamer and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)

===Other Names===

Other: Christine Weston Chandler

Nickname: [[Spanish|Ricardo]]

Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler

===Relationship===

Single

===Contact and Basic Info===
Birthday: February 24, 1982

Gender: Male

Interested In: Women

Languages: English · Spanish

Religious Views: Baptized Methodist

[Apparently in April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."]

Political Views: [[Death_threats#Donald_Trump|Moderate]]

On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She."

On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."

===Life Events===
1982 - Born on February 24, [[1982]]

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File:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg
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1996 - Started School at [[Manchester High School]]

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File:Manchester 2000.jpg
</gallery>

2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School

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File:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg
</gallery>

2000 - Started School at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

[On 3 September 2013, Chris added:]

I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor had a beef against Autistic People. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early [[Sweetheart Search]] days. [[Chris and reality|She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal]] in the state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]], or at least [[Charlottesville]], VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my [[CADD]] Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.

2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College

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File:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg
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2014 - [[Catherine|In a Relationship]]

Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], the Manchester High Sports Page, "[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris Hits Up a Gay Bar...Seriously|Events at Impulse Gay Social Club]]," and "Children's [[Autism]] Hope Project."

==Photos Commented on by Chris==
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
{{gallery
|Photos commented on by Chris
|<gallery perrow="5">

Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris.jpeg|Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris2.jpeg|Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris3.jpeg|Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris4.jpeg|Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris5.jpeg|Chris likes LEGOs.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris6.jpeg|Chris likes sandwiches.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris7.jpeg|Aww.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris8.jpeg|Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris9.jpeg|Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

</gallery>}}

==Facebook Shares and Likes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Share
! Link
! Date
|-
|Crackle
|https://www.facebook.com/crackle
|24 July 2013
|-
|Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?
|http://bit.ly/futuregear
|24 July 2013
|-
|LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot
|http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16
|5 August 2013
|-
|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]
|http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC
|7 August 2013
|-
|Mother-Son Couple Arrested For Incest Attempt to Change How We Look at Romance
|http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d
|10 August 2016
|-
|}

==YouTube related==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Video
! Date
|-
|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|12 March 2013
|-
|PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6)
|Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013
|13 March 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian?
|Siri The Comedian?
|23 May 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|4 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|13 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|13 June 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|2 July 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|3 July 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD)
|7 July 2013
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler shared a link.
|Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)
|22 July 2013
|-
|My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.
|MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing
|7 August 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|7 August 2013
|-
|}

==Toro's Friend Network==
[[File:Facebookpic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Date
|-
|Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.
|4 June 2013
|-
|Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.
|7 June 2013
|-
|Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!
|11 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!
|12 June 2013
|-
|Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|}

==#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Date
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG
|11 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M
|12 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX
|13 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6
|14 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK
|15 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB
|16 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9
|30 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln
|2 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD
|3 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ
|3 July 2013
|-
|}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''

==The End?==
On 2 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website [[Chris and the Internet|as per]] [[Wikipedia|usual]]. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail.

Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online.

==Gallery==
{{gallery
|Gallery of interesting Facebook-related material
|<gallery perrow="5">

Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
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File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
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File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
File:Facebook2.jpg|...and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|
File:LadyManajerk.PNG|
File:KTLi61d.png|
File:MegagiHatesYou.jpg|
File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]

==References==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album] (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my [[User_talk:Pyromcr|talk page]] if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
{{Facebook}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Facebook]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

September 2016 Facebook posts

2016-11-11T07:04:25Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during September 2016. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. Kenneth Englehardt and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1142751332486011&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Trump is crazy in the head]==
{{quotebox|6 September at 3:13 am
Here is Trump for who he really is. Crazy in the head like G1 Galvatron, post-movie.
[[File:Donald trump the transformer.jpg|thumb]]
}}

{{quotebox|6 September at 3:21 am
Brawn says to Trump, "Get away from me, you stupid lug nut." Trump say, "Brawn, it's me! Donald Trump." Brawn replies, "I know who you are. That's why I'm voting for Hillary."
}}
He linked to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_lJcMGWPks

{{quotebox|6 September at 3:42 am
Go ahead, viral this photo, and Meme It Up!

<nowiki>#VotesforHillary

#DumpTrump</nowiki>

[[File:Cwc meme trump.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
I think both candidates are horrible. They practically ARE cartoon characters running for the White House. 😢 🇺🇸}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 6 September at 7:25 am
Hillary is still the better choice; she is Pro LGBTQ and Pro Immigration too. Plus, this country is Long overdue for a Woman's touch.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Out of curiosity Christine, when you bring up Hillary being Pro Immigration - what does that mean to you? What's your opinion or views on issues regarding out immigration policies in this country.

I'm just curious and was wondering if you'd weigh in on it.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 7 September at 5:16 pm
In regard to Trump wanting to hire the Mexicans to build a wall to keep those same people out of the US. That pissed me off hearing that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
Did you make this, Christine? The order the text is meant to be read in is a lot like the dialogue in Sonichu.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 7 September at 5:17 pm
Left to right, top to bottom, plus the text is over the respective character saying them.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1144104739017337 Reminder of creative prime]==
Chris had seen his own post [[September 2015 Facebook Posts#The Amiibo Hit Etsy|from a year ago]], due to Facebook's On This Day Memory feature.
{{quotebox|7 September at 5:14 pm
Just a nice reminder from Facebook in my history when I was in a creative prime, before More Shocks happened that shut my creative feelings down. Ugh! Among which, Damn Internet Trolls and Bullies.}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn, September 7 at 3:18pm
You just need to ease yourself back into it. Focus on doing it for yourself first and foremost. Outside factors shouldn't be keeping you away from the things you like to do! 👍}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman, September 8 at 3:31am
You're just going to let Shocks make you stop being creative?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn, September 9 at 12:58pm
It's pretty common for people with depression to lose interest in doing things that once made them happy. It's really not that unusual. You just need to take everything in baby steps.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1146212192139925 Hitler and the Autobots]==
{{quotebox|Chris, 10 September at 12:19 am
I have recently looked up what the Autobahn was: the highways and highway laws in Germany. I liked the pun between "Autobahn" and "Autobot". With this education, the joke is valid, says the soldier to Hitler: "Mein Fuher, Heil. (Spits into Hitler's face) There is und Autobot on the Autobahn. What do you think about that?"

And then, I remember the G1 episode with Octane and Trypticon in the Russian(?) country. I wondered if any Decepticons had a deal with Hitler, how would that played out? Too bad he died in 1945; that might have been an interesting scenario.}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Ah... call me crazy, but I think the death of a genocidal maniac bent on world domination was sorta worth missing out on a transformers joke. Just saying.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman
Autobahn sounds like what admins do when trolls just wanna have some fun.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1153080358119775 58 Genders]==

{{quotebox|17 September at 4:44 pm
I really did not know how many genders there are, but I am not and do not judge. Have a good day.

<nowiki>At #CVillePride2016</nowiki>}}
He linked to this: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/02/heres-a-list-of-58-gender-options-for-facebook-users/

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1153100871451057&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Vinyl and I at Cville Pride 2016]==
{{quotebox|17 September at 5:25 pm
Vinyl and I are enjoying the music at #CVillePride2016.

[[File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|250px]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1153282864766191 Transformers is baffling]==
{{quotebox|17 September at 11:56 pm
I have a question. Is Transformers, Generation 1, more Japanese or American? The original toys were Takara in Japan, but America made the tv show from the toys. Also, in a lot of cases, the Japanese versions of a lot of the figures had More features, such as some of the new Titan Masters deluxe figures include a Headmaster's vehicle, and some of the faces on the small figures differ from some of the American versions. It gets baffling.}}

Shortly afterwards, he edited it to include this:

{{quotebox| And another example: look at Hardhead. In Japan, the face is accurate to the TV show, and includes the vehicle for the headmaster.

Hardhead in America
<nowiki>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25092&mode=retail</nowiki>

Hardhead in Japan
<nowiki>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=TAK12323&mode=retail</nowiki>}}

Comment:
{{quotebox|Chris, 18 September at 12:25 am
I feel like #Hasbro is being cheap, or gypping us, compared to #Takara.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1154067654687712 Another memory]==
Chris had seen [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Return of the TrollBusters|his own post]] from 2014, due to Facebook's On This Day Memory feature.
{{quotebox|18 September at 8:56 pm
Still relevant after two years; just a reminder...}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1154841451276999 Another new cat]==
{{quotebox|19 September at 6:16 pm
Hey, everyone. This is our new adopted pet, Sorbet. One out of a litter of four (two went elsewhere); we've been feeding the family of cats for a few months now. Sorbet's sister is more white than orange, but seeing that kitten first, I called her Orange Cream, then I saw this one and "Orange Sorbet" came to mind.

A few weeks ago, I noticed something wrong with Sorbet's left rear paw, but I was unable to pick him up to see it better until last Tuesday. Half of the paw was missing; looked to be cut off; I have no idea or inkling how. Anyhow, I ran him to the SPCA in CVille, but wouldn't help us since we live in Green County. So they directed me to the G.C. animal shelter; they were not a vet, but they directed me to an inexpensive vet with no overhead, Dr. Hagen. He and his staff has been able to successfully close the wound, and it is healing very well. I have been keeping him inside in my bedroom, with Lucy to keep him company.

On that, I would also like to point out that regardless of what I spend our money on, what I spend the money I get at the beginning of the month is [[:Category:Things_bought_with_taxpayer_money|none of your business]] (nosey Trolls). We have been faring okay the past few weeks, so I have not had to ask for more money for the while since I last uploaded such a request video. Anyhow, from among that and kind donations, we were able to afford the bills for Sorbet's operation and healing. So, this little kitten is able to better walk again thanks to the help of contributions from kind people like y'all. Thank you. :)

I still am taking paid video requests, and kind donations to my PayPal are still greatly appreciated towards keeping us fed and healing. All donated funds do not get used for the trivialities aside. That's the bit of [[Chris and money|allowance fun]] from within the first half of the month; I have to have a break to relieve the tension now and then, okay? Everyone does. So there.

But this second half of the month is down on us this time around, so donations and money from video requests are appreciated. You know my number to text me.

Have a good and safe day.

<center><gallery>
File:Sorbet1.jpg
File:Sorbet2.jpg
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</gallery></center>
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1157361141025030&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Poop Magic]==
{{quotebox|22 September at 5:44 pm
I'm sure they meant "Pony Magic", but darn, this is just silly-cray. LOL

[[File:Poop magic.jpg|250px]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1158606620900482 Registered to vote]==
Chris registered to vote using a Facebook app.
{{quotebox|24 September at 2:42 am
registered to vote.

<nowiki>#VoteHillary #VoteDittmar</nowiki>}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson
Christine Weston Chandler

Haha, I'm guessing the "VoteHillary" thing is ironic? Yeah, Hillary is pretty terrible.

I can't remember if you saw it, but there's that god awful "woman card" thing she was giving out. It was so sexist.

But on the other hand, Trump's not great. He's lucky he's running against Hillary. She makes him look good lol!
}}
{{quotebox|24 September at 11:41 pm
I do not like what you are saying. The Woman Card is a souvenir icon against Trump playing the "Woman Card"; I felt it was a fair move for her. I Have a Woman Card. Hillary is Not Terrible. Trump is just an immature brat who mocks everyone, and Wants the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so Trump would kick them all out. And Hillary is Pro LGBTQ; Trump hates our kind.

Therefore, I feel I must respond to your statement with a big "Booooo!" }}

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson
Oh sorry! I thought it was ironic.

I would've been more respectful otherwise.

Do you have any favorites for any other offices?}}
{{quotebox|25 September at 3:13 am
Not really; Politics are not really my cup of tea, but I generally go for the person who has shown most positive personality traits and habits. Not to mention that women are smarter. And I have heard more good of her than of him, so there.

I also will state that I hold onto my Woman Card as a symbol for not only women's rights, strengths, and so forth, but also a symbol against egotistical people who ridicule women.

Not to mention, if Matt Groening's prediction of Trump is one to go by from the "Bart to the Future" Simpson's episode, Trump would probably and like make this country's finances go broke.

Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And immature. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1159493610811783 More Cat Photos]==
{{quotebox|25 September at 2:57 am
Here are three comfy kitties, but "one of them is not like the others". Go ahead and take a guess.
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}}

A day later, Chris edited the post with the answer.

{{quotebox|26 September at 11:38 am
The answer: Sorbet and Lucy are comfy on soft fabrics; Polo is comfy on hard furniture.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1160755184018959&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Does Vinyl Scratch finally speak?]==
{{quotebox|26 September at 11:41 am
I have been looking forward to the new Equestria Girls movie for months now; waiting for its DVD/Blu-Ray release. YET! The movie is Prematurely on YouTube. I do not want to watch it on there beforehand. Just, anyone else who has seen it on there, just One Question, simple "Yes" or "No"; No Details or Spoilers, Please... Does Vinyl Scratch/DJ Finally Speak a line or so in this movie?}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxyellow|William Elliott Waterman:
They don't deserve your money for this. Go ahead and steal it on youtube to give them the message you deserve it for free.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 26 September at 5:05 pm
That is your opinion, and I disagree with you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, alright then. I think the humanoid ponies are kinda creepy looking if you ask me.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 26 September at 5:07 pm
Don't hate. Love and Kindness is more attractive and appreciated.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Gee, creepiness isn't equivalent to contempt. A lot of the places in EarthBound were great because they were so intentionally creepy. Just replace the line "the zombie stares through your soul" with "the equestria girls stare through you soul." The effect is magical, isn't it?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1161589097268901 Watching the Debate]==
{{quotebox|27 September at 11:24 am
Watching the debate on YouTube now; I ended up having to hit the hay early, as I had to get up early this morning to take Sorbet to the vet for his next bandage change. <nowiki>#VoteHillary #VoteDittmar</nowiki>}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1161685267259284 "Thoughts" on the debate]==
{{quotebox|27 September at 1:46 pm
<nowiki>**Hillary is Still the Smart and Soundest Person to be President**</nowiki>

I have watched and listened to Hillary and Trump; I still am full agreement with her.

She remained on topic with the questions and remained cool-headed. Whereas "Pmurt" was as hot-headed as ever, and he wandered off-topic. As for the topics, I feel Hillary stands better on the plan for finances, as well as taxing the more wealthy, she also has good and valid ideals for the races and cyber-security.

"Pmurt" was a one-track tape, repeating himself on pat deeds that he was "proud"(?) of. That is not good. Neither was his ideals of cutting finances from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; they have to work too, you know.

I remain at an honor and privilege to <nowiki>#VoteHillary</nowiki> in November. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1163839830377161 Make more Transformers toys]==
{{quotebox|29 September at 10:34 pm
I just had a thought: Blaster's new minicon base mode is good, then I recalled that part between Blaster and Perceptor in the original Movie. Perceptor would make a good Base Mode as well. Do you hear that #Hasbro and #Takara: Percepter, being the Microscope for one mode, and a Base Mode for another, AND as a Titan Master. Think about it.}}
He linked to this: http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25008&mode=retail

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Chris and art

2016-11-11T06:05:42Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

{{quote|She theorizes it’s because I'm a creative genius.|[[Chris]], talking about his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>}}

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion.]]
[[File:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|Something's not right with this picture...]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Ever since the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris's creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst [[troll]]s and [[ween]]s.

==Chris and the medium==
=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler.]]

Chris does not seem to consider his artistic skill in need of revision; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes. Naturally, being an artist of that caliber, Chris takes it upon himself to criticize the art that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] send to him, and is quick to point out the myriad of "flaws" in each work.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation#Part 2]]</ref>

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> He does not seem to be aware of the fact that producing the kind of high-quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor-intensive and can easily take hours, sometimes days, even with professional software programs like Photoshop. He also doesn't seem to understand, or care, that any good artist will draw a scene multiple times before they publish it, especially if there are mistakes. In pretty much any episode of ''Sonichu'', you will be sure to find at least one mistake Chris has made that he refuses to redo and simply colors over. One good example is the scene from Chris and Ivy [[Giant Penis Comic|going to a hotel for hanky-panky]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg]]</ref> If you look at the scene, you can see multiple mistakes that any artist would have seen as a reason to redo the picture. Chris started to draw his balls (via tracing), but decided he didn't like the proportions that presented, so he decided to keep the start of the trace and just add some "speed lines". If you look at the picture of Ivy you will see that Chris messed up a bit around her face but decided that instead of redoing it, he'd just color over it. He also messed up a bit on her right breast; he drew one too small and decided to make it bigger, by just adding another curved line.

At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing, easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form.

===Comic writing and structure===
{{main|Chris and writing}}

Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision; his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly. He cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and he has little regard for visual clarity. He doesn't understand how comics are supposed to work as a narrative through sequential images, and instead presents the comic more like a storyboard for a hypothetical television series.

===Choices of materials and technology===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]

Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawn style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens, and Crayola washable markers.<ref>[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]</ref> These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Far from archival quality, his art has sometimes shown [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

While Chris has claimed at various times to use [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]] to create his characters and edit his comics,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu's Conception and Creation], archived from [[CWCipedia]].</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800]]</ref><ref>[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref> he has only ever been seen using [[Wikipedia:Adobe PhotoDeluxe|Adobe PhotoDeluxe]],<ref>The Adobe PhotoDeluxe name can be seen on the taskbar of Chris's computer at 0:13 in [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]].</ref><ref>Chris offered PhotoDeluxe advice to [[The Wallflower]] in [[Wallflower E-mails 2]].</ref> with which he created his [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|slanderous head-swap]] of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s buddy Matt. This is in spite of the fact that PhotoDeluxe is intended for scanning and touching up photographs, and Photoshop (which Chris claims to own) would be better suited for the kind of general-purpose image editing and head-swapping that Chris does. In addition, PhotoDeluxe is a dinosaur of a program that hasn't been supported by Adobe since [[2002]]. Chris's claim in [[Mailbag 3]] that he uses "a past version" of Photoshop<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Art questions]]</ref> could imply that he is [[Slow-in-the-minds|confusing PhotoDeluxe for a part of the Photoshop line]], or that, if he really does use Photoshop, the revision he owns is just as woefully out-of-date as his ancient PhotoDeluxe program.

His font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font almost universally condemned for being overused, childish and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref>

He also believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Repeatedly, he has called ''[[Asperchu]]'' "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand-drawn art had "more character" (never mind that tablet art is technically hand-drawn art anyway). He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch" (i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage); Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.

===Drawing techniques===
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]

Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for you to get carpal tunnel.

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final line art in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he shrugs it off and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint and PhotoDeluxe. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.

===Visual style and anatomy===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]
{{Quote|sonichu had kind of a childish art style, which i guess was your point. [...] i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment like, ironically bad|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}

Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be seen in the gallery below.

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines, emotions. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

[[File:Greta.PNG|thumb|Ten fingers and thumbs, that's all that matters.]]

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes--colored-in outlines, without any shading, ''ever''--and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men (such as with the character [[Lovely Weather]]), with unfortunate implications in either case.

[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]

Despite boasting that his "drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.

Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context, similar to some daily newspaper comic strips. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to "save marker ink," meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)

A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris couldn't bother to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of "marker ink conservation", some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to [[mass debate]] to isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.

=== Character design ===
{{Main|Chris and writing#Characterization}}

A large portion of the ''Sonichu'' cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing, and Chris himself wears his usual [[clown shirt]]s and pants. With the sole exception of [[Megan Schroeder|Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

While the designs themselves are shitty, Chris does get color coordination. Most of the color schemes he uses for his characters look decent. Being Chris, he still fails occasionally, like, on an unrelated note, the CWCipedia color scheme. Still, it's one of his few strong points, at least compared to the rest of his art style.

===Fan (dis)service===
[[File:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Insta-boner.]]

[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment or self-interest, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.

==Animation==
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''[[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]]'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to [[jerk]] and wobble, as if they're characters from ''[[CWCFlyingElephants|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' or ''[[Adult Swim|Home Movies]]''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, because Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

== Chris and the industry ==
{{main|Chris and the industry}}
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.

==Originality==
When it comes to originality, Chris has absolutely [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.

==Plagiarism==
{{Main|Chris and copyright}}

''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan [[parody]] ''Asperchu''.

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take a video, the aforementioned Don'tGetTrolled!, and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a [[Random-access humor|YouTube Poop]], Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous song about [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the Reflecta Sketch, a long-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris fails even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.

The coveted art award at his high school [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduation]] would have lost a crap ton of prestige had it been awarded to a cheater like Chris.

===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===
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Image:Trace1.jpg
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Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
File:Rosey caesar.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Rule 34==
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow, or inhabit heavenly clouds.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.

=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===
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Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG
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</gallery>}}

==Art gallery==
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT", represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible. Note that some readers may find several of these images inadvertently terrifying.

{{collapsible
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|<gallery>
Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG|
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|This thing deserves its own page by now.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|A Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|Chris's masterpiece of originality, second only to the creation of Sonichu<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>: an ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg|Some [[Cherokian Clan|Ancient Cherokian]] [[Sex toys|anal beads]].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG|We don't know ''what'' this is, but it has the letter C, so it's obviously Chris's.
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG|[[My Little Pony|Proto-Cheroki-Chan.]]
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|A big golden turd.]]
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG|OH, GOD! What does this ''mean''?
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is [[Autism|unable to communicate it to us.]]
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG|A drawer full of what appears to be [[CWCFlyingElephants|socks]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

==Costume Design==
{{Main|Chris and cosplaying}}
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality.

== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}
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{{quote|She theorizes it’s because I'm a creative genius.|[[Chris]], talking about his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>}}

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion.]]
[[File:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|Something's not right with this picture...]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Ever since the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris's creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst [[troll]]s and [[ween]]s.

==Chris and the medium==
=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler.]]

Chris does not seem to consider his artistic skill in need of revision; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes. Naturally, being an artist of that caliber, Chris takes it upon himself to criticize the art that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] send to him, and is quick to point out the myriad of "flaws" in each work.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation#Part 2]]</ref>

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> He does not seem to be aware of the fact that producing the kind of high-quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor-intensive and can easily take hours, sometimes days, even with professional software programs like Photoshop. He also doesn't seem to understand, or care, that any good artist will draw a scene multiple times before they publish it, especially if there are mistakes. In pretty much any episode of ''Sonichu'', you will be sure to find at least one mistake Chris has made that he refuses to redo and simply colors over. One good example is the scene from Chris and Ivy [[Giant Penis Comic|going to a hotel for hanky-panky]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg]]</ref> If you look at the scene, you can see multiple mistakes that any artist would have seen as a reason to redo the picture. Chris started to draw his balls (via tracing), but decided he didn't like the proportions that presented, so he decided to keep the start of the trace and just add some "speed lines". If you look at the picture of Ivy you will see that Chris messed up a bit around her face but decided that instead of redoing it, he'd just color over it. He also messed up a bit on her right breast; he drew one too small and decided to make it bigger, by just adding another curved line.

At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing, easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form.

===Comic writing and structure===
{{main|Chris and writing}}

Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision; his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly. He cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and he has little regard for visual clarity. He doesn't understand how comics are supposed to work as a narrative through sequential images, and instead presents the comic more like a storyboard for a hypothetical television series.

===Choices of materials and technology===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]

Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawn style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens, and Crayola washable markers.<ref>[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]</ref> These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Far from archival quality, his art has sometimes shown [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

While Chris has claimed at various times to use [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]] to create his characters and edit his comics,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu's Conception and Creation], archived from [[CWCipedia]].</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800]]</ref><ref>[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref> he has only ever been seen using [[Wikipedia:Adobe PhotoDeluxe|Adobe PhotoDeluxe]],<ref>The Adobe PhotoDeluxe name can be seen on the taskbar of Chris's computer at 0:13 in [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]].</ref><ref>Chris offered PhotoDeluxe advice to [[The Wallflower]] in [[Wallflower E-mails 2]].</ref> with which he created his [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|slanderous head-swap]] of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s buddy Matt. This is in spite of the fact that PhotoDeluxe is intended for scanning and touching up photographs, and Photoshop (which Chris claims to own) would be better suited for the kind of general-purpose image editing and head-swapping that Chris does. In addition, PhotoDeluxe is a dinosaur of a program that hasn't been supported by Adobe since [[2002]]. Chris's claim in [[Mailbag 3]] that he uses "a past version" of Photoshop<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Art questions]]</ref> could imply that he is [[Slow-in-the-minds|confusing PhotoDeluxe for a part of the Photoshop line]], or that, if he really does use Photoshop, the revision he owns is just as woefully out-of-date as his ancient PhotoDeluxe program.

His font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font almost universally condemned for being overused, childish and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref>

He also believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Repeatedly, he has called ''[[Asperchu]]'' "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand-drawn art had "more character" (never mind that tablet art is technically hand-drawn art anyway). He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch" (i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage); Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.

===Drawing techniques===
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]

Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for you to get carpal tunnel.

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final line art in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he shrugs it off and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint and PhotoDeluxe. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.

===Visual style and anatomy===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]
{{Quote|sonichu had kind of a childish art style, which i guess was your point. [...] i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment like, ironically bad|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}

Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be seen in the gallery below.

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines, emotions. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

[[File:Greta.PNG|thumb|Ten fingers and thumbs, that's all that matters.]]

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes--colored-in outlines, without any shading, ''ever''--and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men (such as with the character [[Lovely Weather]]), with unfortunate implications in either case.

[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]

Despite boasting that his "drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.

Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context, similar to some daily newspaper comic strips. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to "save marker ink," meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)

A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris couldn't bother to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of "marker ink conservation", some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to [[mass debate]] to isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.

=== Character design ===
{{Main|Chris and writing#Characterization}}

A large portion of the ''Sonichu'' cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing, and Chris himself wears his usual [[clown shirt]]s and pants. With the sole exception of [[Megan Schroeder|Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

While the designs themselves are shitty, Chris does get color coordination. Most of the color schemes he uses for his characters look decent. Being Chris, he still fails occasionally, like, on an unrelated note, the CWCipedia color scheme. Still, it's one of his few strong points, at least compared to the rest of his art style.

===Fan (dis)service===
[[File:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Insta-boner.]]

[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment or self-interest, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.

==Animation==
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''[[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]]'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to [[jerk]] and wobble, as if they're characters from ''[[CWCFlyingElephants|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' or ''[[Adult Swim|Home Movies]]''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, because Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

== Chris and the industry ==
{{main|Chris and the industry}}
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.

==Originality==
When it comes to originality, Chris has absolutely [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.

==Plagiarism==
{{Main|Chris and copyright}}

''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan [[parody]] ''Asperchu''.

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take a video, the aforementioned Don'tGetTrolled!, and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a [[Random-access humor|YouTube Poop]], Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous song about [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the Reflecta Sketch, a long-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris fails even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.

The coveted art award at his high school [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduation]] would have lost a crap ton of prestige if it was award to a cheater like Chris.

===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===
<center><gallery>
Image:Trace1.jpg
Image:Trace2.jpg
Image:Trace3.jpg
Image:Trace4.jpg
Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
File:Rosey caesar.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Rule 34==
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow, or inhabit heavenly clouds.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.

=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===
{{collapsible
|Incredibly horrific, NSFW, and contains robo-clits. This is your last chance to escape with your sanity.
|<gallery>
Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 2.JPG
Image:chrischantraced3.jpg
Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 5.JPG
</gallery>}}

==Art gallery==
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT", represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible. Note that some readers may find several of these images inadvertently terrifying.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of Chris's Art
|<gallery>
Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG|
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|This thing deserves its own page by now.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|A Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|Chris's masterpiece of originality, second only to the creation of Sonichu<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>: an ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg|Some [[Cherokian Clan|Ancient Cherokian]] [[Sex toys|anal beads]].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG|We don't know ''what'' this is, but it has the letter C, so it's obviously Chris's.
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG|[[My Little Pony|Proto-Cheroki-Chan.]]
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|A big golden turd.]]
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG|OH, GOD! What does this ''mean''?
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is [[Autism|unable to communicate it to us.]]
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG|A drawer full of what appears to be [[CWCFlyingElephants|socks]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

==Costume Design==
{{Main|Chris and cosplaying}}
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{Sonichu}}

July 2016

2016-11-09T07:27:01Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|Christine's license and "woman card."]]
'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]].

==Events==
* 1 July: Chris paid his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]] which arrives at the start of each month.
*8 July: [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*9 July: [[Announcement 20160709]]: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets
*10 July: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!]]: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money
*13 July: Chris ropes Barb into performing [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]].
*20 July: Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of [[Chris and health|junk food]] [[Chris and money|with only five dollars]]. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder.
*22 July: Chris uploads [[Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]], [[For Elisabeth]], [[Singing "Yellow Submarine"]]
*24 July: Chris gets [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching worked and he's growing female genitals.
*26 July: [[Paid Video Request Reminder]]
*28 July: Chris uploads [[Machine Romans]]
*30 July: Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''.
{{Timeline}}

July 2016

2016-11-06T19:46:33Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|Christine's license and "woman card."]]
'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]].

==Events==
* 1 July: Chris paid his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]] which arrives at the start of each month.
*8 July: [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*9 July: [[Announcement 20160709]]: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets
*10 July: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!]]: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money
*13 July: Chris ropes Barb into performing [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]].
*20 July: Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of junk food [[Chris and money|with only five dollars]]. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder.
*22 July: Chris uploads [[Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]], [[For Elisabeth]], [[Singing "Yellow Submarine"]]
*24 July: Chris gets [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching worked and he's growing female genitals.
*26 July: [[Paid Video Request Reminder]]
*28 July: Chris uploads [[Machine Romans]]
*30 July: Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''.
{{Timeline}}

Unban contracts

2016-10-14T19:54:30Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.

==GameStop==
From the desk and [[Chris and anger|sound mind]] of 
Miss Christine Weston Chandler 
 
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),

Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me
from your store or facility for the following well -outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.

The past, well-outdated matter of the protest of SEGA's changing Sonic the Hedgehog's arm colour to blue from tan, and my action of discouraging purchase of anything "Sonic Boom" from Gamestop has been realized to be of most trivial reason to protest, and the ending problems certainly do not justify the past means. I, Christine Weston Chandler, hereby promise never to do anything that I have done then ever again, and I do regret having done said actions.

This very action was Two Years Ago, and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than Donald Trump, who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle-Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the LGBTQ Community. Of which, l am of two of those letters, as l am a proud "L"esbian "T"ranswoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming [[Christian Weston Chandler|immature]] rat-a** b****** , and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and [[Chris and reality|to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community]] as well. But I digress.

I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul-crushing day. All I ask is that you lift your ban against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; [[Chris and remorse|Forgive and Forget]]. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.

To allow me to resume being and shopping here at peace, is to allow yourself and ease of mind and emotions as well.

Thank You.

And I do promise with my signature and date below to never again perform anything of the past misdeed under protest, nor feelings of bad emotions from after or during a bad day.

Sincerely, 
Miss Christine Weston Chandler

__________________ _________ 
__________________ _________

<nowiki>*Signature and date of receiving this document</nowiki>

<nowiki>**Signing of this document also constitutes full legal binding of unbanning Miss Christine Weston Chandler from this store or facility, and to never call any police against her at any time hereafter.</nowiki>

==Best Buy==
From the desk and sound mind of 
Miss Christine Weston Chandler 
 
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),

Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me from your store or facility for the following well-outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.

The past, well-outdated matter of my possessing and using pepper spray against a person, who was never of employment at this Best Buy and thus dispelling and banning me from this Best Buy by sole reason of indirect news-hearing and gossiping, and no prior crimes, with such visual evidence, directly at this Best Buy, whatsoever, is no longer a valid reason whatsoever. I, Christine Weston Chandler hereby no longer possess pepper spray in any shape or form, and I promise never to use or possess it, even in self-defense of my person, and I do regret having done said actions, never at this Best Buy but at the original location whereas that has actually happened.

This very action was Two Years Ago, and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than Donald Trump, who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle-Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the LGBTQ Community. Of which, I am of two of those letters, as I am a proud "L"esbian "T"ranswoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming immature rat-a** b******, and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well. But I digress.

I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul-crushing day. All I ask is that you lift your ban against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; Forgive and Forget. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.

To allow me to resume being and shopping here at peace, is to allow yourself and ease of mind and emotions as well.

Thank You.

And I do promise with my signature and date below to never again perform anything of the past misdeed under protest, nor feelings of bad emotions from after or during a bad day.

Sincerely, 
Miss Christine Weston Chandler

__________________ _________ 
__________________ _________

<nowiki>*Signature and date of receiving this document</nowiki>

<nowiki>**Signing of this document also constitutes full legal binding of unbanning Miss Christine Weston Chandler from this store or facility, and to never call any police against her at any time hereafter.</nowiki>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Gamestop 01.jpg|Contract for GameStop
File:Gamestop 02.jpg
File:Best buy 01.jpg|Contract for Best Buy
File:Best buy 02.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[GameStop]]
*[[Best Buy]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

September 2016

2016-10-12T21:36:10Z

TrollDuaneMcallen:

[[File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|thumb|Chris, at Cville Pride, in September 2016]]

==Facebook posts from this month==
*[[September 2016 Facebook posts]]

==Youtube videos from this month==
*[[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXreRh98M4A&feature=youtu.be&t=159 HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE? [BJ on the streets]]
*[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
*[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests]]

==Highlights==
*4 September - More emails from the 2009-2012 era of Christory are [[Gal Pal E-mails|leaked]].
*6 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Trump is crazy in the head|posts]] about his political views using Transformers toys.
*8 September - Youtube user 'Lil E' uploads [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW|an interview]] with Chris.
*10 September - Chris posts [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Hitler and the Autobots|a word salad]] on Germany's Autobahn, the Transformers franchise, and his [[Honor Roll|wish that Hitler hadn't died]] in 1945.
*12 September - Chris [[Card games#Toys "Я" Us|is photographed shopping]] at Toys R Us.
*14 September - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99, from [[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|unpaid debt]], to Capital One bank.
*17 September - Chris attends Cville Pride with Vinyl, a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Vinyl and I at Cville Pride 2016|toy doll]].
*19 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|announces]] that he has a new pet cat, then begs for money.
*25 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|explains]] that he won't vote for Trump because of a [[Chris and television|satirical depiction of him from The Simpsons]] and because Trump "spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office."
*25 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#More Cat Photos|posts]] three cat photos and invites his audience to play a guessing game.
*27 September - Chris uploads a set of videos (two [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|paid requests]] and his [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt‎‎|political commentary)]], which consist of him sitting alone in his room and playing with his toys like a child. He also uses the term "we" to refer to himself and a doll he made in effigy of himself.

{{Timeline}}