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2016

2016-06-02T09:50:05Z

Trueselfbiggie: I tried to make things more readable, like a list, not sure if it helped any. Organization is what's missing here.

[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]
'''2016''' the eighth year of organized trolling.
It is a year that brought us the following things:

- Chris narrowly avoids jail time and is sentenced to probation due to the actions that he took on [[26 December 2014|GameStop incident]].

- Chris attempted to organize what he called a "lesbian party" but was utterly unsuccessful thanks to that dang dirty Jeff O.

- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his [[hair|hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.]]

- Fought with, then eventually made up with...and than fought with again, Jeff O. on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.

- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.

- Chris began and quickly ended his Game-stop embargo because it accomplished nothing.

- Chris ascended to a new tier of e-begging as he tries to convince people to buy him a PS4 for his birthday. Chris then purchased a PS4 himself and pretended he received it from a fan.

- Barb was sued for thousands of dollars in outstanding credit card debt.

In April Chris's Probation ends. Launches the Sonichu Entertainment of America and Chris starts to literally beg for money.

In May Chris continues to beg for money. He buys a new sweetheart named Naru. Naru is A Japanese love pillow. Chris tries to sell Sonichu and still have creative control to Sega.

[[File:CWC34.png|thumb|left|Chris in February]]

== Sources ==
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{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Sonee & Rosey

2016-02-07T07:55:53Z

Trueselfbiggie: /* Appeerance */

[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''Sonee''' and a '''Rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]], he's [[SonichuBabies|done that shit already]].]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Roseys''' (sometimes '''Rosees'''<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>) are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors generally correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a [[rainbow]] and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

==Appeerance==

Technically, baby versions of the two main characters [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a [[Pikachu]] and [[Raichu]], not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's generally understood that the "[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]" does not provide Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_84 Issue 10 Page 84] Sandy is born nude.</ref> but [[Chris and Writing|of course]] there are contradictions.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue 3 Page 9] Magi-chan is born with a vest.</ref> Whatever the case, they seemingly automatically gain clothing upon evolution... but ''again'' there are contradictions. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_7 Issue 3 Page 7] Angelica is born (and [[pedofork|raised]]) nude, but [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] has to give her shoes and a scrunchie at evolution.</ref> No member of [[Chaotic Combo]] (or [[Silvana]]), corresponds to the "Original Sonee and Rosey," but rather to the chromatic range of the [[rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" wear dresses.

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Trolls|readers]] reacted with disgust when first confronted with these tiny, ugly creatures, and they are generally considered to be among the most aggravating characters; their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most ''Sonichu'' dialogue is at least in something that resembles [[Chris and English|English]]) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. Chris basically tried too hard to make them cute, and the result is deeply unappealing.

The appearance of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in "[[A Sonichu Day]]" is especially revolting, as Chris not only writes their typical awful dialogue but even reads it aloud with an attempt at a cute voice. Their appearance in "[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]", where he uses them to represent younger versions of himself and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], is also horrific when you realize just how contrived and passive-aggressive it all is.

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==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He is known to have a lot of [[semen|spunk]] and speed. This cute [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] packs a lot of action.|Sonee ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card<ref>[[:File:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg]]</ref>}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on. Like most other [[Pokémon]], they can only speak gibberish.

==Rosey==
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of a '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. Her [[Pickle|cuteness]] always gets the [[Pedofork|awe of her enemies]]. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots; that is, it would if they had panties, and the fact that they don't only makes it even worse. It is implied that Roseys are born without any clothing, and shoes and skirts are purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt. The birth of [[Sandy]] appears to confirm this, <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_84 Issue 10 Page 84]</ref> but as always there are problems with consistency throughout the franchise.

==Biologee==

A cursory examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] implies that Rosechus have a gestation period of around three months. This amount of time would, for an intelligent mammal like a Sonichu, be woefully inadequate, even for monotremes, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys always appear [[retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked]]. However, [[Pokémon]] eggs hatch quite quickly, but this is simply an in-game mechanic for the sake of playability.

Sonees and Roseys seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the [[Chaotic Combo]] could only say their own names (which is supposed to be [[Things Chris has ripped off|how Pokémon communicate]]). Also, the "original" Sonee and Rosey can only say "Goo-Goo," suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu children are capable of speaking in complete (albeit mangled) sentences: Sandy was able to talk right after she was born. This rather gigantic discrepancy in intelligence has been addressed in [[Mailbag 23]] in which Chris states that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic Combo didn't have English-speaking guardians, which is a [[lie|flagrant contradiction]] as [[Bubbles]] started speaking English while trying to rescue her "mother" and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] knew English as a Sonichu without apparently being taught it. Even if these things weren't patently made up, they don't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. To further confound the situation, [[Magi-Chan]] informs the readers via the customary textwall that Wild had to teach Sandy English ''after'' she demonstrated fluency with the language, implying that she didn't know it beforehand.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 Issue 10 Page 86]</ref> Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage type scenario. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the ''Sonic'' games known as Chao. The ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' designs and a teddy-bear creature from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' called "Puchuu" may also have substantial influence on the design of Sonees and Roseys. Despite having no opposable thumbs, the mutant baby Pokémon are somehow able to perform tasks that require them with their stubby arms, such as baking cookies and playing [[PSP]]s.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poké-type. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a single week<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86]</ref> while [[Punchy]] evolved to his full form in a single day, even though he had his tail traumatically amputated. This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve into their adult forms (so far only [[Sonichu 11|Christine]] has achieved it]]. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because [[Wild Sonichu|her father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cerah, Christine and Robbie are left with [[Heather Iglesias|the nanny]] while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of [[Christian Weston Chandler|a deranged tyrant]]. Yet another theory is that Sonees and Roseys evolve more rapidly under stressful situations (see [[Bubbles]] and [[Punchy]]), thereby suggesting [[Wild]]'s attention is a [[Pedofork|lot less wholesome than the comic would lead you to believe]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg|[[Pedofork|Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...]]
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|[[Pedofork|The card pretty much speaks for itself.]]
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare|This image will haunt your soul]].
Image:Bizarro Chris Sonichu's Offspring.jpg|Bizarro Chris.
File:Sonee&RoseeA.jpg|Sonee and Rosey [[Amiibo]].
File:Sonee&RoseeB.jpg|Rear view. For sale on [[Etsy]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|''Sonichu'' #3 Episode 10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[SonichuBabies]], a [[parody|riff]] on the Muppet Babies featuring, in lieu of diminutive Jim Henson characters, these little imps.
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"

== Reefeereencees ==
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{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]

05142010

2016-02-04T02:35:08Z

Trueselfbiggie:

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing the [[Wikipedia:Murder of Yeardley Love|murder of college lacrosse player Yeardley Love]]. Love attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows of or [[Chris and death|pretends to care]] about her.

In the past, Chris has stated that he's willfully ignorant of current events (in one of his [[IRC (22 December 2008)|IRC fan chats]], he explained that he hates "bad news") and hearing him discuss something of national interest is a rarity. After this, he goes on to blame the [[trolls]] and [[autism]] for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his ever-expanding rolls of stomach [[obesity|fat]] and his man tits.

Also of note in this video is the shocking realization that "women will not fall into [his] lap"-- an event which he has counted on happening for years. Confirmation that Chris is getting [[Rocky Shoemaker|outside help]]? We may never know.

Another lacrosse player, named George Wesley Huguely V, was arrested and is currently serving a 23 year sentence for 2nd degree murder.

==Video==

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| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tF-KsP5PT18}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greene County Conspiracy]]
| next = [[Some Favored Comedians]]
}}

{{quote|I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a loca- local... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UVA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|banged her head against the wall]], and totally ruined her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure it got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I h- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that, if they haven't done so already, that the lacrosse team for UV- for UVA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say as it was. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- he should get [[Chris and the Law|like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that.]] He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... [[Monthly tugboat|debt to society]] for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, slip my mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] another- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, not- not just- uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crowded- in a crowded event or section, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his Ego|get much attention]]... I- I just wa- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do [[Chris Loses It|body language]] fair enough, but it's like... can't get a word out... of my throat. Even, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[List of Chris's lies|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... [[Chris and rape|intention]]- uh, anything [[Chris and anger|negative]] of [[Death threats|that sort]]. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shy]] from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my—I just need help from my fr- from my [[Megan Schroeder|''real'' friends]], [[Clyde Cash|real people]]... 'Cause I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... [[Blanca Weiss|Definitely]] [[PandaHalo|be]] [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of]] [[Vanessa Hudgens|a]] [[Sydney Kirsch|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me paranoid
... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the peace sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

==References==
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2010-05-15]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010| 2010-05-15]]

Message for John Kyle

2016-02-03T07:55:29Z

Trueselfbiggie: /* Video */

'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding.<ref name="JohnKyleVid">[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

We learn that the rest of the Weston family hate Chris and [[Barb]], that they were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message for John Kyle
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fgILuA0LAjU}}
| stardate = [[June 2013|June]] 22, [[2013]]
| subject = [[Cole Smithey]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 ]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, John Kyle. This is Christian Weston Chandler, Joseph Cole Smithey's half-brother. We share the same mother, [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]]. I understand that, uh, you have performed recently at his wedding a few months ago. I have just learned this.

Yeah, so he finally got married. [[Love Quest|Whoop-de-doo for him]]. Oh, and thank him for the invitation that we never [[Speech impediment|recei'ed]]. We would have RSVP'd sooner and actually ''come'' to the wedding had he actually invited me and our mother.

Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.

Never responds! He should love his mother! She misses him!

Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|treated like a piece of dirt]]. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.

So at least have the common decency to res- to reply to us, brother! It's been, like, what? Over a decade since the last... the final ever family reunion in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]]? Everybody hates us there now since [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] died!

[''[[stress sigh]]'']

Anyway, uh, if you know his address, John, please refer to me- relay it to me and you may share this video with Cole as well next time you talk to him. Thank you and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|}}

== John Kyle's Response ==
On August 28, 2015, John Kyle responded to a comment on YouTube asking if he had ever seen the video. When pressed for details, he responded with a full story of his introduction to the video - and, by proxy, the world of Christian Weston Chandler as a whole - on September 2.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg17OB_qIDE&lc=z130xzqgaujkulvvd23gdbij1ryqgp1at04 Comments] on "Message for John Kyle" uploaded by [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]. (retrieved on October 3 2015) [http://i.imgur.com/2vRXvLo.png (Screencap)]</ref> His identity can be verified by the account from which he posted the comments, which has been active since 2009 and links to his website and performances.

John Kyle's response sheds a few details on the life of Cole Smithey, such as the revelation that he has never mentioned his [[autistic]] Internet superstar half-brother - not even to his family-in-law.

{{quote|Yes, I'm the legendary John Kyle to whom Chris sent this video message. I didn't know about it until a year ago when [[Weening|someone]] sent me a link to this video, with the strange message: "Welcome to the World of Chris-Chan." I said to myself, "What the fuck does that mean?" I clicked on the link and watched, completely bewildered. "Who is this [[Tomgirl|very odd person]] addressing me?" As I watched the video I couldn't help being both amused and sad, because [[Slow-in-the-minds|something was obviously wrong]] with this guy. As it dawned on me exactly who he was, how sick he is, and what was going on here, I became disgusted at this equally-as-sick [[Trolls|community]] that gets off on goading and bullying him. We're all going to [[Chris and death|die]] someday, maybe soon. You've got better things do do with the time you've been given than playing around in this sad cesspool. I hope. As for Cole, he's a [[JERKS|great guy]]. He's my brother in law, and he's never mentioned Chris to me. I think he's doing his best to distance himself from this. You all should too. Go do awesome things, help people, create something cool. Find out what you really love and DO IT. For me, it's music.|John Kyle}}

Needless to say, John does not seem to have carried Chris's message on to Cole as requested.

==References==

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[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]

Autism Tutorial Part 1

2016-01-11T08:55:28Z

Trueselfbiggie: /* Video */

'''Autism Tutorial Part 1''' is the first in a series of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels Chris uploaded on 13 February 2011. Chris once again reads off of [[Wikipedia]]'s [[autism]] article, this time adding his own two cents. Of note, Chris seems to be aware of the accepted cause of autism, and semi-correctly blames his [[Bob Chandler|father]] for it.

==Video==

<Center> {{#ev:youtube|e6P3AbgUG0Q}}</Center>

===Transcript===

Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], alias [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]. And I am [[autistic]] – high-functionally autistic. In this animation, with [[Wikipedia]] facts and book diagrams and in my own words and opinions, we will look into autism: What it is, possible causes, and treatments and cures. And how we autistics SHOOOULD be treated and respected [''voice deepens with gravelly rage''] ''in real life social situations.''
''[Subtitles: "An Autism Tutorial" A [[LittleBiGPlanet]] animation by , and Starring, and Voicing, as himself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]" "of Ruckersville, VA. U.S.A.. PSN: Sonichu. Creation and Production Started on [[January 2011|January 21 2011]]. Facts on Autism provided by Wikipedia's Autism page at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism Diagrahm of brain and other facts comes from the hard-cover book" "Autism", by Peggy J. Parks, published in 2009.]''

First, autism: What is it? In a nutshell, it is a [[Chris|malfunctioning]] in the neural development that impairs [[Honest Content|social interactions]], [[Speech Impediment|communications]], and [[Sonichu|restrictive]] or [[CWC-isms|repetitive behaviors]]. In the brain, autism affects many parts. Autism especially affects the connection between the amygdala, the social and [[anger|emotional]] behavioral gland, and the cerebral cortex and maybe cerebellum, the [[reality|logic]] and [[love quest|goal-making]] parts.
''[Subtitles: Other facts and stories of other people with Autism can be researched from this and other books at your local Library, Educational Videos and online directly at www.autism.org, or through search engines.]''

The connectors between the matter is called the corpus callosum, which I believe is the most effective. In my theory, a cure may be found in repairing this major component of the brain. The facts also state that autism occurs pre-birth, sadly in mutated genetics within the chromosomes, which can happen when the pregnant mother [[Tobacky|smokes]], [[McDonald's|binges]], takes drugs or certain meds, and other non- or real environmental factors, such as car exhaust. ''Ladies, get off the [[Tobacky|drugs]] NOW.''

Another factor lies in the [[Bob Chandler|father’s]] age upon child conception. The [[Barb|mother’s]] age is not a factor here. DUDES, HAVE YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE LIKE FORTY OR FIFTY! Anyway, the mutated chromosomes can involve deletion, duplication, and/or swapping. Scientists are still researching if- [''abrupt jump-cut'']

Common symptoms of autism include, and should be observed to notice: Little-to-no eye contact, mal-communication with [[Speech impediment|delayed babbling]], [[Claw of Fail|unusual gestures]], low responsiveness – try calling their name. At that young age, they seldom respond if they have autism – as well as [[Speech impediment|unsynched atypical vocal patterns]]. They also would have [[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|lack of intuition of other people]], [[Chris and Reality|lack of attention to social stimuli]], and little-to-no [[fangs|smiling]]. [[Things Chris has ripped off|Imagination]] and imaginative play is often blank in autistic minds, but with training they may be able to think in pictures at least, like the famous [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin Miss Temple Grandin]. By the way, boys are more affected with autism than girls. That’s just the way it is.

Compulsive behavior, or a type of A.D.D. [[Jack Thaddeus|Attention Difi-Deficit Disorder]], is also common. In worse cases, [[28 October 2011|self-destructive behavior]] such as self-cutting, hurting others, and bullying possibly, may be apparent. Fortunate for me I do not go into self-destructiveness. I do not hurt myself, and [[Death Threats|I]] [[Megan|do]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|not]] [[Ryan Cash|hurt]] [[Clyde Cash|others]]. The worst for me is essentially biting my fingernails… sometimes. Feeling restricted is also common. Staying within their [[Chris's Room|comfort zones]] with [[lie|realistic]] behavior – oh, [[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|ritualistic]] behavior, and such. And with repetition in play, we may as well be walking around in circles… [[Chris and English|for infinity time]]! And [[Chris|some]] of us actually do.

Parents and guardians should be very watchful and cautious of any autistic symptoms [''camera pans to a picture of Chris with appropriately meaningless labels''], as they can be obvious by the age of three years old. I myself spoke first at six weeks with the word “monkey”, in an attempt at saying ''“mommy”'' [''said in a very toddler-like inflection'']. My vocabulary and speech grew great until I stopped talking at one-and-a-half years old, and I did not speak again until I when was seven. The other infant symptoms followed in suit.

A controversy began when they blamed mercury in MMR vaccines. Though it was removed from all vaccines in early 2000, and yet the autism rate still grew over the decade.
''[Subtitles: The LBP 3D Layering glitch used throughout was found by Bakscratch and tools and [...] of the glitch was aided by TheAdipose, who also credits Compermc and Teebonesey.]]''

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[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

Autism Tutorial Part 2

2016-01-11T08:54:15Z

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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 2''', [[Chris]] continues his non-interactive extravaganza in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', and advocates that [[autistic]] children receive the same loving care that he did growing up. He then goes off on a tangent about the [[CWCville]] universe, before launching into a rant about the [[Trolls|dangers]] of the [[Internet]]. He ends by calling his autistic viewers to arms to abandon the internet as a social mechanism. He also mentions how trolls are crazy or were molested as children just showing how he doesn't think trolls are normal people which is also the reason why his [[JenkinsJinkies]] disguise didn't work.
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=== Transcript ===
Going back to what you could do for your autistic child, you could do a number of things, but of course, the most important thing is to [[Rocky Shoemaker|positively emotionally encourage]] them. And tra-and give them [[Chris and sex#Rape|hugs]], anyways, [[Megan Schroeder|even if they don't want it]]. They will feel the love eventually, cause I know I have, [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] never stopped hugging me.

Another thing you can do with them is floor time. You get on the floor and you play with them. You should build [[Lego]] sets. I had my own city made out of Legos. It was a very big city too. It was pretty much an early version of my city of [[CWCville]] that I housed my electric hedgehog [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in, in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] I had [[Chris and art|drawn]]. I put all the bricks and pieces in the [[Chris_and_English#Semantics|boxes under here, but they were over there]], on the other side of my [[Chris's room|room]]. One big city, ''[Subtitle: "The city of Cwcville, VA still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."]'' it was massive, it was great.

Egana-and of course there's also [[Chris and health#Mental_health|therapy, psychiatry]], and special autism places. ''[Subtitle: "Fit in within normal places and have friends who are normal to better influence the autistic person"]'' I highly encourage, ''[Subtitle: "In my opinion, with one autistic person having another autistic or mentally challenged friend."]'' mainstreaming 'em. Letting be norm-letting 'em try to fit in with the normal places, ''[Subtitle: "I feel it is Not beneficial to either, because with mental influences,"]'' like [[Inos|high]]-like [[Manchester High School|high school]] and [[Providence Middle School|middle school]]. I fit in [[Lies|perfectly]] after I, ''[Subtitle: "being able to move forward socially will be less likely."]'' I settled in. But never EVER send them to a ''[Subtitle: "Normal friends for Autistic People are Better."]'' mental institution. It's [[Nudes|just wrong]], it's a dark, evil place. ''[Subtitle: "We autistic people have been mistaken as psychopaths in the past , but that is Rarely the case. We are Not Crazy People."]'' I was almost forced into there once but my parents would not have it! [''Chris's Sackboy visibly reveals [[fangs]]'']

Anyway, on a more modern interest note, according to the, uh, [[Wikipedia]] article, the [[internet]] helps autistic individuals bypass nonverbal cues and emotional sharing they find hard to deal with. They also [[White_Knight#Chris_will_reject_your_advice|apparently point online communities and work with locally]].

Listen, on extended personal experience with internet [[Attraction Sign|socializing]], I can tell you the truth of the internet. There are a lot of [[Chris|sick minded, twisted, evil,]] ''[Subtitle: "These people of the internet who make the world's societies corrupted, look for innocent people to talk ill of..."]'' [[Chris|dark, sloppy, gross, weird]] ''[Subtitle: "greatly."]'' individuals out there, and you can never tell ''[Subtitle: "and they also trick or steal personal and private information, footage and gossip, mostly solely for Laughs at [[ego|our individual]]..."]'' who they are from anybody else, cause they hide behind their [[Snorlax|mother's]] skirts of the anonymity that is also ''[Subtitle: "expenses."]'' know as the internet. ''[Subtitle: ""LULZ", they call it; "[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]"."]'' They go online talking to random people, ''[Subtitle: "They go by many sub-labels; naturally, they are Anonymous, hiding behind their "Mother's Skirts" like scared..."]'' deceiving, tricking, blackmailing! Just so they can drag our clear, ''[Subtitle: "children."]'' just so they can drag our once clean names ''[Subtitle: "They each have their own sad, disgusting origins from being molested as children to just being crazy in the head for real."]'' through the worst mud, blood and [[Navy|bodily fluids]], makes me sick. UGHH!

They are ungrateful ''[Subtitle: "These people seriously need Mental Health Treatments and Therapies of their own."]'' immature. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|They need to grow up]]. The-they-they, even ''[Subtitle: "I became tired of the enduring, emotionally damaging stress from these corrupted people."]'' range from the [[BlueSpike|young]], the teenage, [[Jack Thaddeus|even]] [[Clyde Cash|some]] [[Liquid Chris|adults]]! I swear! ''[Subtitle: "and after all that, I took down my own website personally, including the majority of videos I had on YouTube"]'' I had my own [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] for my Sonichu comics, but then they hacked in there and then, took 'em away! I grabbed it back, but after a while I got [[Stress|tired]] ''[Subtitle: "These people also use YouTube against us as well"]'' and decided, took the websites down myself. ''[Subtitle: "On Internet Safety, Keep ALL Private and Personal Information and Footage of yourself to yourself alone."]''

[[Sigh]]

And I also had my own [[Myspace]] and [[Facebook]], gone! ''[Subtitle: "If you can not consciously, morally, seriously tell a very close relative about it or share it with them."]'' They can hack your computers, your [[PS3|game consoles]], laptops, cell phones, and maybe even your iPods! ''[Subtitle: "It need to stay Offline. Period. This is a terribly Serious Matter: There is Nothing tolaugh about."]'' They just do not let up. I have been a victim of their ways [''the Sackboy visibly trembles'']. I nev, I have never socialize online again. And I screen my phone calls, I hardly ever answer my phone call anymore. And I am emotionally damaged by them. Just this, ter-pitiful. Horrifying!

Online gaming, on the other hand, is different. The other players, they just come and go while I accomplish my video game goals. No friendships are made. And information searches and shopping online is fine. It is the social websites ''[Subtitle: "Not only is Facebook a joke, it is the complete opposite of true Socializing."]'' like Facebooks and Myspace that are travesties. ''[Subtitle: "Staying behind the ******** monitor like that only makes one more Autistic-Like."]'' The only way to socialize is in real life. ''[Subtitle: "Down with Facebook!!!"]'' [Volume raises] Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and [[Women's rights|woman up]] ''[Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"]'' respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!

Socializing tips and also little more history on myself, to be revealed in the follow-into the following parts, in the remainder of this tutorial, so stay tuned. Thank you

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Autism Tutorial Part 3

2016-01-11T08:53:48Z

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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 3''', any pretense that [[Chris]]'s ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' tutorial has anything to do with informing the public about [[autism]] is abandoned, and Chris instead goes into full-on sob story mode about his struggle. First he revisits his magical [[high school]] years. He admits that he's bitter about not getting [[china]] in high school, and reiterates his desire to have had [[dating education]]. Chris then reenacts his graduation tantrum, and rambles about how much his life has sucked since then. He finishes by wishing that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] get fired because she refused to accept his insincere apology after he slandered her all over the internet, and that the Game Place burn to the ground with [[Michael Snyder]] in it. Ironically, in 2014, Chris's words would come back to haunt him, as his ''own'' house would [[Destruction_Of_Chris%27s_House|burn to the ground]], by his actions, no less.

tl;dr: Chris hasn't gotten over high school or past grudges.

==Video==

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=== Transcript ===

Back in my teenage years at [[Manchester High School]] of Midlothian, [[Virginia]], I really felt emotionally rich, because I had a [[Lies|great number of friends]], the closest and majority of were some sweet girls.

[''Long sequence of Chris and a [[gal-pal]] looking at each other and smiling.''] 
''[Subtitle: Hey, Chris.]'' ''[Subtitle: Hi, Tiff.]'' ''[Subtitle: How are you?]'' ''[Subtitle: I'm just a little bit tired; it's been a long day for me.]'' ''[Subtitle: Well, I hope you're not too tired for Home Ed. Chris.]'' ''[Subtitle: No, I'm good. Let's go.]''

My circle of [[gal-pals]] was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for. They understood me, and [[Chris and his Ego|I understood]] [[Women's rights|them]]. [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|We appreciated each other]]. We hung out, conversed, and hung out y- between within our classes, like home-ec and, uh, [[Reality|science, and math]], and even [[Chris and English|English]], and sometimes we would help each other out. It was the best of times... pretty much. And even though [[lie|I even]] had a high school [[Gal-Pals|sweetheart]] like most would, and the quality throughout was great. And would be most appreciated by ''any'' person, autistic or not.

Sadly though, about my high school years, of which I can only complain about were two things, and I did not realize these til after I graduated. Actually, one I realized, uh, mid-graduation. But after graduation I realized that I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating throughout high school. The mandatory sexual education class is good for after [[Third date|date number three]] and so, but how do we even get to date number one? That's my question. I really would've appreciated a mandatory [[Dating education|DATING EDUCATION]] CLASS, alongside sexual education. Also, [[F Abstinance|abstinence is a JOKE]]. The virgin-breaker needs to happen BEFORE adulthood arrives, because being an adult [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] SUUUCKS. Even for us autistics and [[Slow-in-the-mind|mentally challenged]].

And the second thing about my high school years that can- can- I would complain about is my high school graduation ceremony. It was a very depressing day, it was raining, it was dark, it was dreary. Anyway, I went got- went up and got my diploma, and uh, I did not shake anybody's hand. It- I mean, there were important people there, I did not shake anybody's hand, I just grabbed my diploma, cried, then, ran off the stage, went into a back room, sat at a- sat at a table by myself for a little while. Then my best gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen|Tif]] met up with me and uh, she made me feel a little better. (voice turns wistful) Really love to, uh, see her again, at least [[rape|hang out]] or a little while.

My high school years were the best and most emotionally ''encouraging'' for me. But after graduation in 2000 and moving back to lame [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]... it was all downhill for me. My adult years ''suck''. And I'm soon to turn 29. I left my heart back at Manchester High in Midlothian.

I grad- I also graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] with a uh, degree in [[CADD|computer-aided drafting and design]], but that- and that graduation went better for me, because I did not have so many fr- I did not have many friends back there. And plus, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris and his ego|just plain hated me.]] [''voice creaks on the verge of recognizing own faults''] Obvi- And obviously I uh, talked ill about her in [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] that I [[Chris and art|drew]], portrayed her as a witch... [''voice fills with self-righteous rationalization''] She made it apparent that it was illegal to find true love in the state of [[Virginia]]! And that [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia was a state for VIRGINS]]... ([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) She still ticked me off, I mean, even after I apologized to her for portraying her the way that I did in my books, she would not accept my apology and she banned me from the grounds of Piedmont Virginia Community College! That's a- one hell of a thank you for an apology, or an apology acceptance. Obviously she did not accept my apology. I hope she gets fired, period! And I also hope that the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]] in [[Charlottesville]]... [[Chris and anger|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! [[Death threats|ALONG WITH]] [[Michael Snyder|MICHAEL SNYDER]]!

Agh, that's all my ranting for right now.

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Autism Tutorial Part 4

2016-01-11T08:53:14Z

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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 4''', [[Chris]] uses his ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' soapbox to rail at society at large for ignoring him, not letting him do whatever ''he'' wants, and shunning him for being creepy.

Chris starts off by describing [[Charlottesville]], and how it should be what he wants to replace the [[internet]]: "a social hotspring." However, Chris being Chris, he doesn't seem to understand why people avoid him in public, and blames some moral deficiency present in everyone else. Chris tries to demonstrate how [[Attraction Sign|socializing]] with him should work (SPOILER: everyone else does the work). He again demands respect, in what must be another ineffectual attempt to restore his reputation.

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''(Chris's voice is trembling with obvious [[stress]] throughout the entirety of the presentation)''

Only about ten miles south of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]], is ''[[Charlottesville]]'' Virginia, historic home town of [[wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Mr. Thomas Jefferson]], [[wikipedia:James Monroe|Mr. James Monroe]], and [[wikipedia:James Madison|Mr. James Madison]]. Lewis and Clark also started their famous expedition from this area.

The expensive [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] of downtown Charlottesville houses a number of [[The GAMe PLACe|small businesses]], as well as the show-stopping pavilion tent and the Paramount Theatre. This, as well as the Fashion Square Shopping Center, should ''both'' be social watering holes, but for me, sadly, ''they are not.''

Anywhere herein, even including the bars and events like [[Fridays After Five]], nobody will even look or say hello to me. And of course the internet reputation I have against me... sadly thanks to those gross people that have taken my information... and... ''s-s-strew it around'' in their misconceptions of weirdness, twisting everything. I've already gotten into how bad that has half-fected me and how emotionally scarred I have a been. Back to social life, the [[autism]] increases my shyness, so I ''hardly'' have even the basic instinct to just say "hello" to anyone, or even open up so easily with trust. I need other people to come up and talk to me fir- (Abrupt jump-cut)

[[File:ShecameforCWC_(200803).JPG|thumb|right|Chris being a good friend.]]
Allow me to make it perfectly clear about who I am so I am not misunderstood erroneously with the internet that's against me: My name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], high-functioning autistic [[Chris and art|artist]]. I am [[Chris and anger|kind]], [[Chris and remorse|caring]], [[Chris and death|empathetic]], [[Stress|emotional]], a [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|good friend]], a ''loyal'' friend, cautious and weary, ''trustworthy''. Mostly [[Honest Content|honest]]. I do not like to [[Lies|lie]]. [[Kacey Call 1|I would only]] [[Kacey Call 1.5|lie to protect]] [[Kacey Call 2|the other person's]] [[Kacey Call 3|feelings out of care]] [[Father Call|and respect]]. [[Chris|I]] [[Ego|AM]] [[Racism|NOT]] [[Women's Rights|A]] [[Death Threats|MONSTER]]! I am a caring, emotional, feeling, [[Tomgirl|heterosexual]] human being! And [[Chris and Hypocrisy|I should be treated equally]], and respected as SUCH!

([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) Sadly back here in real life, everyone is in their ''[[CWCville|own dang world]]''. [[Mailbag|Snobbish, snooty...]] to even give care to ''one person'' who only has [[Trolls|few friends]] within the city, uh- that is Mr. Jefferson's hometown. Not even as much acquaintances, I feel invisible in public, and it's very sad to me. (stress-sigh) At least I do have one friend who cares about me around here. Unfortunately she refuses to go beyond [[Friend Zone|just friends]], but I care about her just the same anyway, because that is the kind of guy I am.

''(The sackpeople [[The Creepy Stare|stare at each other like retards]] for the remaining few seconds of video)''

[''Subtitles:'']
[''Hey, Chris.'']
[''Hey, Mic.'']
[''I have friends to introduce you to. Follow me to El Kono.'']
[''Really?! That Is Awesome. Let's go.'']

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Autism Tutorial Part 5

2016-01-11T08:52:44Z

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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 5''', [[Chris]] uses ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' to demonstrate the method for introducing new people to [[autistic]]s, as well as to re-enact an assault on [[Clyde Cash]].

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[[Image:Cashed2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

''(The first segment of the video consists of a text-only conversation between sack-Chris and several imaginary sack-girls.)''

Mic: Nonette, this is [[Christian Chandler]], but you may call him Chris. Chris, this here is Nonette Sehen.

Sack-Chris: Hey Nonette, you are a pretty woman, and I am happy to meet you.

''(The two Sack-people touch each other, presumably symbolizing a handshake)''

Nonette: ''(clearly needs glasses)'' Well, I think you have a very good face, and I am delighted to meet you too.

''(Chris's melodic voice takes over narration for the remainder of the video)''

Now understand, ''this'' is what I'm talking about for us autistic people. We are too shy by default! But on earning our trust, or if we feel comfortable or like the other person on our indid-ividual instincts, we will open up. And to start us right, we need either: A) The other person to approach and talk to us, upon their own will, or B) have our own trusted friend or family introduce us to other people of our respective ages.

In this scenario, it was a great match for me, for A) she is a [[Boyfriend-free girl|single woman, without a boyfriend]]: B) she is pretty, and easy on my eyes. And C) this woman I could feel comfortable with, and feel a good and honest aura from her. From this a good friendship, and hopefully a [[sex|f-]] a [[china|long relationship]] will stay between us for the long time. (Voice deepens with hatred) Do not bring me down here, naysayers and [[Trolls|haters]].

''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackgirl posters.)''

Lets look at a few other scenarios of similar to opposite results. Obviously, most women: ''[Subtitle: "I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People."]'' Easy on my eyes, [[Random Access Humor|good-humored]], sweet, pretty... [[Niggo|black]], white, [[Punchy|Asian]], Christian, [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], Buddhism, I have no, c- [[Lie|I have no care about]] [[Racism|skin color]] [[Chris and religion|or religion]], whatever. I will be kind to all of them, respectful and welcoming them, to have them in my circle of friends. Lesbians, too... Just don't get on my bad side here. ''[Subtitle: "To clarify, the 'Don't get on my bad side' part refers to All Women in general'"]''

''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackboy posters.)''

[[JERKS|Men]], my own... ''kind'', on the other hand, I would feel most hesitant towards. Because I have had fewer male friends in my life, and I have had mostly bad experiences around them. ''Plus'', and this is very important, in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over ''men''. ''[Subtitle: "I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People."]'' And considering my life experiences and my own opinion, I totally agree with that. If the, uh, individual, however, offers a, uh, friendly gesture, and does not make me [[Chris and anger|angry]] or make me feel most uncomfortable, or ill at ease, I will be willing to give him a chance and welcome him as a friend, and nothing more. ''[Subtitle: "**PLATONICALLY Friendly**"]''

''(Cut to another wall, with 3 posters of sackpeople in [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Awesome Awesome Face] masks.)''

However, going back to the mean people of the internet... Upon meeting one of them in real life - and I will be able to recognize them sure enough, at least with basic instincts - I will not hold back my endured rage. Just ask this crying [[Clyde]]. ''(A scene of a livid Sack-Chris smacking Sack-Clyde follows before the narration continues.)''

Physically and [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally challenged]] individuals will vary more. Good results upon if they are easy to look at, if they are able to speak clearly, even ''slooowly'', that I can easily understand them. ''[Subtitle: "I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People."]'' And now, uh, the other part, the other side, whoa, back off! I'm spooked if you are [[Chris and Fashion#The "Gay Trucker" outfit|ugly]], [[Duck|seriously disfigured]], especially in the face, that you [[Chris and English|mumble more than you speak]], you're [[Speech impediment|hard to understand]] at all. It is nothing personal, and I apologize for anyone who feels at unease after hearing what I just said, but [[Chris and Hypocrisy|it's just the way I feel.]] That's all.

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Autism Tutorial Part 6

2016-01-11T08:52:12Z

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'''Autism Tutorial Part 6''' is yet another non-interactive level in [[Chris]]'s so-called [[Autism Tutorial]] series. Chris starts off by once again complaining about the dreaded [[friend zone]], and how it restricts his access to [[china]]. The whole thing then devolves into a rant that echoes an earlier sentiment that Chris wants a cure for [[autism]]. The level ends with him finally returning the dance to [[Tiffany Gowen]] he expected to give her last year, via a [[LittleBigPlanet]] cutscene.

==Video==

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[[File:TiffanyTriesToGetAway.png|thumb|Pretty much what would have happened had there been a reunion.]]

At this point, you would think I would be hap- a happier [[autistic]] person, right? Finally having the wom- the woman of my life to be here by my side, and care about each other and such for the rest of our lives? ([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) But, the truth is, for real... Mic and I, we don't hang out in person as much as we should be. Only phone conversations, and the few times we did hang out. And she does not know that many people here in [[Charlottesville]]. All things appreciated in our friendship... Mic is just ''too busy'' to help me best. (stress-sigh)
''[Subtitle: I'm sorry, Mic. You did what you could, and I always will appreciate it all. Good work, and thank you, friend.]''

Another thing about us autistic people, we do not like to be [[Chris|alone]] quote-unquote twenty-four-seven. We need the emotional support of a [[Gal-Pal|true friend]] constantly and in person. Also on another note, apparently [[Monthly Tugboat|government funding]] goes more towards physical health over [[Chris and psychology|mental health]]. The brain is a part of our body, and not just any part, the most vital part! Why do we treat the rest of our body parts, which essentially ''alone'' are brainless, better than our one actual central processing unit that is not brainless? As a part of the body, funds should be equally distributed, or equally divided, between both physical AND mental health. So that the cures for mental illnesses, including autism, can be found!

It just makes me feel sad and furious at this time. I for one [[Lies|actually appreciate]] a true and full good quality friendship. Yet in a world full of sick-minded people one can only detest, I feel so [[Stress|paranoid]] of a number of [[Trolls|people]]! And I feel uncertain of most anyone I could ever trust, an- or feel at ease around! The social [[Homos|phobias]], I can no longer tolerate. Which is why, [[Chris and His Ego|unlike the autistic people, who pitifully accept it as a forever-lasting curse, I for one seek a cure!]] On the day a resolution to re-establishing all connections in our brains, with thorough corpus callosum repair, and such, I, Christian Weston Chandler will be there among the first in line to take the [[Pixelated PS3|life-changing autism cure I have desired for soo long]]! To establish a quicker, more socially-active mind, a great sense of self-esteem, a great sense of self-reliance, a great sense of self-confidence, total independence, and freedom from the thorns of autism of any kind or sssort!

...The life... only an autistic person can ever dream of. I am Christian Weston Chandler, and this has been an autism tutorial. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

''(A text-only section follows as Sack-Chris fondles and gropes a poor defenseless Sack-[[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], who struggles in vain to free herself from Sack-Chris's clutches.)''

''[Subtitles: A little Extra for the Real Tiff, who Graduated with me from Manchester High's Class of 2000. Among all of my Gal-friends, she understood me the most. I really, truly would love a chance to hang out with her and talk and whatever. It really would mean a lot to me. If you are watching this, Tiff, I miss you a lot: Please, come and hang out with me for a while.]''

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