https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=TugboatChrisCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-05-30T05:56:08ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars%27_Ship_has_Sunk.MOV&diff=116109Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV2010-09-26T22:53:25Z<p>TugboatChris: </p>
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<div>[[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|left|What the video is about]]<br />
[[File:ChrisAging.jpg|thumb|Chris <s>in 20 years</s> today]]<br />
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'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]. He then proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|Titanic]] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. It is also notable that Chris says "the consequences will never be the same", ala the father of Jessi Slaughter. It has been speculated that Chris saw the infamous video and decided that the quote would be a powerful threat.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C3mv4UjTblU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]<br />
[[File:Creepy_boat.jpg|thumb|Chris WILL sink your boat!]]<br />
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Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! <br />
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[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']<br />
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[''High pitched voice''] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"<br />
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[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']<br />
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It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].<br />
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[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"''] <br />
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[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Jackie]]<br />
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy<br />
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