January 2015

2015-01-15T12:00:59Z

Tulkas: /* Events of January 2015 */

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'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].

==Events of January 2015==
* 1 January: An article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well -nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''. In the same post, Chris writes "I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation '''yet'''), and confesses that hates being born with "the Damn Male Parts".
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''.
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like 'she' and 'her'.]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is his assertion that no one should be [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from]] [[GameStop|a]] [[The GAMe PLACe|place]] [[Target|of]] [[McDonald's|business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong".
* 12 January: It is discovered that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|actually owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games]].
* 13 January: Chris posts a long tirade on Facebook as to why he owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games, [[List of Chris's lies|claiming]] they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].

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