https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Turnabout 2026-04-10T02:21:14Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Thriller&diff=151930 2011-11-14T02:25:42Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Lyrics */ Added line breaks</p> <hr /> <div>'''Thriller''' is the 14th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]] by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].<br /> <br /> One of Michael Jackson's most famous songs and an iconic track in pop music history, ''Thriller'' makes reference to the themes of classic 1950's horror cinema, and has absolutely nothing to do with cross-dressing. Why Chris included it on an album of [[Tomgirl]]-themed songs is anyone's guess.<br /> <br /> == Audio ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = &quot;Thriller&quot;<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Zh3jPsggKAY}}<br /> | stardate = [[November 2011]]<br /> | subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br /> | style = <br /> | saga = <br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[CWCALICIOUS]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> === Lyrics ===<br /> [sung over Michael Jackson's &quot;Thriller&quot;]<br /> <br /> <br /> Its close to midnight-night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Something evils lurkin in the dark.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Under-der moon light, you see a sights thats almost stops your heart.<br /> <br /> You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it&lt;br&gt;<br /> (anticipating start of line)y-y-you start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,&lt;br&gt;<br /> You're paralyzed!<br /> <br /> Cause this is thriller! Thriller night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> No ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Th-the thriller! Thriller night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (speeds ahead of Mike Jackson)<br /> You're fightin-fightin for your life inside a killer thriller tonight!<br /> <br /> You hear the door-sloor slam&lt;br&gt;<br /> And realize there’s nowhere left to run.&lt;br&gt;<br /> You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun.&lt;br&gt;<br /> You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination girl!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> But all, all the while, you hear the creature creeping up behind.&lt;br&gt;<br /> You’re out of time!<br /> <br /> Cause this is thriller, thriller night,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Thriller, Thriller night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> C-creatures calling, dead start to walk in their masquerade.(Struggles to pronounce this word)&lt;br&gt;<br /> There's no escapin’ the jaws of the alien dis time … they’re open wide!&lt;br&gt;<br /> This is the end of your life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ‘Bout to get-shit you, [mumbling] on every side.&lt;br&gt;<br /> They will possess you, unless you change that number on your dial.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Now this the time, for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, all through the night, I’ll save you from the terror on the screen.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I’ll make you see.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> That this is thriller, thriller night&lt;br&gt;<br /> Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Thriller! Thriller night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller chiller shriller here tonight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Cause this is thriller, thriller night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Girl I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Thriller! Thriler night!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Jackie, let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Gonna feel you tonight!<br /> <br /> (Vincent Price begins his monologue, Chris misses the start)<br /> …ness has crossed the land&lt;br&gt;<br /> The midnight hour is close at hand&lt;br&gt;<br /> Creatures crawl in search of blooood&lt;br&gt;<br /> To terrorize ya’lls neighborhood!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I’m feelyoutonight …&lt;br&gt;<br /> (Incoherant mumbling, thankfully drowned out by Vincent Price. Sounds like he’s quietly repeating the lines.)<br /> <br /> I’m gonna feel you tonight! Oh baby!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Im gonna feel tonight! Oh Jackie Baby!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Thriller night baby! Ooooohh&lt;br&gt;<br /> Baby, Jackie, baby. Ooh I’m gonna feel you tonight!<br /> <br /> Foul stench in the air, the funk of forty-thousand years,&lt;br&gt;<br /> And grizzly ghouls from every tomb,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Are closing in to seal to your doom.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver.&lt;br&gt;<br /> For no mere mortal can resist;&lt;br&gt;<br /> The evil of the ThriLLAR!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (Ending laugh cuts off after almost a second)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Man_I_Feel_Like_a_Woman&diff=151928 2011-11-14T02:22:14Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Lyrics */ Added line breaks</p> <hr /> <div>'''Man I Feel Like a Woman''' is the first track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Man! I Feel Like a Woman!|Man! I Feel Like a Woman!]] by [[Wikipedia:Shania Twain|Shania Twain]].<br /> &lt;!-- Add summary of what Chris's lyrics are about, couple of sentences max --&gt;<br /> <br /> == Audio ==<br /> &lt;!-- YouTube video goes here --&gt;<br /> <br /> === Lyrics ===<br /> [sung over Shiana Twain's &quot;Man, I Feel Like a Woman&quot;]<br /> <br /> Let's go girls!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Come on.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm going out tonight&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm feelin' alright&lt;br&gt;<br /> Gonna let it all hang out&lt;br&gt;<br /> Wanna make some noise&lt;br&gt;<br /> Really raise my voice&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yeah, I wanna scream and shout&lt;br&gt;<br /> No inhibitions&lt;br&gt;<br /> Make no conditions&lt;br&gt;<br /> Gah a little outta line&lt;br&gt;<br /> I ain't gonna act policically correct,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I only wanna have a good time&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> The best thing about bein' a woman,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Forget I'm a lady!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (leaves out Man) shirt, short skirts,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in-in style&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Feel the attraction!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be as free, yeah, yeah yeah I feel,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> The girls need a break&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tonight we're gonna take&lt;br&gt;<br /> The chance to get out on the town&lt;br&gt;<br /> We don't need romance&lt;br&gt;<br /> We only wanna dance&lt;br&gt;<br /> We're gonna let our hair hang down&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> The best thing about being a woman&lt;br&gt;<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun and,&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Forget I'm a lady!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tank shirts, short skirts&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it sty-in style&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction&lt;br&gt;<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, feel the way-ay I feel&lt;br&gt;<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh yeah, the best thing about being a woman&lt;br&gt;<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun! Fun!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Forget I'm a lady!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tank shirts, short skirts&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Feel the attraction!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, feel the way I feel&lt;br&gt;<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!&lt;br&gt;<br /> OH! Oh Oh! OH! Uh huh yeah!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I get totally crazy&lt;br&gt;<br /> Can you feel it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Come, come, come on Jackie!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh! Oh!! OH!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> I feel like a woman!<br /> <br /> [[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Man_I_Feel_Like_a_Woman&diff=151927 2011-11-14T02:19:13Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Lyrics */ More accurate transcription, some spelling</p> <hr /> <div>'''Man I Feel Like a Woman''' is the first track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Man! I Feel Like a Woman!|Man! I Feel Like a Woman!]] by [[Wikipedia:Shania Twain|Shania Twain]].<br /> &lt;!-- Add summary of what Chris's lyrics are about, couple of sentences max --&gt;<br /> <br /> == Audio ==<br /> &lt;!-- YouTube video goes here --&gt;<br /> <br /> === Lyrics ===<br /> [sung over Shiana Twain's &quot;Man, I Feel Like a Woman&quot;]<br /> <br /> Let's go girls!<br /> Come on.<br /> I'm going out tonight<br /> I'm feelin' alright<br /> Gonna let it all hang out<br /> Wanna make some noise<br /> Really raise my voice<br /> Yeah, I wanna scream and shout<br /> No inhibitions<br /> Make no conditions<br /> Gah a little outta line<br /> I ain't gonna act policically correct,<br /> I only wanna have a good time<br /> <br /> <br /> The best thing about bein' a woman,<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!<br /> Forget I'm a lady!<br /> (leaves out Man) shirt, short skirts,<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in-in style<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action!<br /> Feel the attraction!<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare,<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be as free, yeah, yeah yeah I feel,<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!<br /> <br /> <br /> The girls need a break<br /> Tonight we're gonna take<br /> The chance to get out on the town<br /> We don't need romance<br /> We only wanna dance<br /> We're gonna let our hair hang down<br /> <br /> The best thing about being a woman<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun and,<br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!<br /> Forget I'm a lady!<br /> Tank shirts, short skirts<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it sty-in style<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, feel the way-ay I feel<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!<br /> <br /> Oh yeah, the best thing about being a woman<br /> Is the prerogative to have a little fun! Fun!<br /> <br /> Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy!<br /> Forget I'm a lady!<br /> Tank shirts, short skirts<br /> Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style<br /> Oh, oh, oh, get in the action!<br /> Feel the attraction!<br /> Color my hair, do what I dare<br /> Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, feel the way I feel<br /> Man! I feel like a woman!<br /> OH! Oh Oh! OH! Uh huh yeah!<br /> I get totally crazy<br /> Can you feel it?<br /> Come, come, come on Jackie!<br /> Oh! Oh!! OH!!<br /> <br /> I feel like a woman!<br /> <br /> [[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Thriller&diff=151926 2011-11-14T02:06:24Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Lyrics */ More accurate transcription (for comical effect), some spelling</p> <hr /> <div>'''Thriller''' is the 14th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]] by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].<br /> <br /> One of Michael Jackson's most famous songs and an iconic track in pop music history, ''Thriller'' makes reference to the themes of classic 1950's horror cinema, and has absolutely nothing to do with cross-dressing. Why Chris included it on an album of [[Tomgirl]]-themed songs is anyone's guess.<br /> <br /> == Audio ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = &quot;Thriller&quot;<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Zh3jPsggKAY}}<br /> | stardate = [[November 2011]]<br /> | subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br /> | style = <br /> | saga = <br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[CWCALICIOUS]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> === Lyrics ===<br /> [sung over Michael Jackson's &quot;Thriller&quot;]<br /> <br /> <br /> Its close to midnight-night!<br /> Something evils lurkin in the dark.<br /> Under-der moon light, you see a sights thats almost stops your heart.<br /> <br /> You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it<br /> (anticipating start of line)y-y-you start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,<br /> You're paralyzed!<br /> <br /> Cause this is thriller! Thriller night!<br /> No ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike.<br /> Th-the thriller! Thriller night!<br /> (speeds ahead of Mike Jackson)<br /> You're fightin-fightin for your life inside a killer thriller tonight!<br /> <br /> You hear the door-sloor slam<br /> And realize there’s nowhere left to run.<br /> You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun.<br /> You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination girl!<br /> <br /> But all, all the while, you hear the creature creeping up behind.<br /> You’re out of time!<br /> <br /> Cause this is thriller, thriller night,<br /> Ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl,<br /> Thriller, Thriller night!<br /> Your fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!<br /> <br /> C-creatures calling, dead start to walk in their masquerade.(Struggles to pronounce this word)<br /> There's no escapin’ the jaws of the alien dis time … they’re open wide!<br /> This is the end of your life.<br /> <br /> ‘Bout to get-shit you, [mumbling] on every side.<br /> They will possess you, unless you change that number on your dial.<br /> Now this the time, for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah!<br /> Oh, all through the night, I’ll save you from the terror on the screen.<br /> I’ll make you see.<br /> <br /> That this is thriller, thriller night<br /> Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br /> Thriller! Thriller night!<br /> Let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller chiller shriller here tonight!<br /> Cause this is thriller, thriller night!<br /> Girl I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br /> Thriller! Thriler night!<br /> Jackie, let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!<br /> <br /> Gonna feel you tonight!<br /> <br /> (Vincent Price begins his monologue, Chris misses the start)<br /> … Ness has crossed the land<br /> The midnight hour is close at hand<br /> Creatures crawl in search of blooood<br /> To terrorize ya’lls neighborhood!<br /> I’m feelyoutonight …<br /> (Incoherant mumbling, thankfully drowned out by Vincent Price. Sounds like he’s quietly repeating the lines.)<br /> <br /> I’m gonna feel you tonight! Oh baby!<br /> Im gonna feel tonight! Oh Jackie Baby!<br /> Thriller night baby! Ooooohh<br /> Baby, Jackie, baby. Ooh I’m gonna feel you tonight!<br /> <br /> Foul stench in the air, the funk of forty-thousand years,<br /> And grizzly ghouls from every tomb,<br /> Are closing in to seal to your doom.<br /> <br /> And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver.<br /> For no mere mortal can resist;<br /> The evil of the ThriLLAR!<br /> (Ending laugh cuts off after almost a second)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_10&diff=142043 2011-07-22T14:56:02Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>4 [[September 2009]]<br /> <br /> *[[Chris]] mowed the back yard today. His mom mowed the front yard.<br /> *Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood.<br /> *Chris &quot;forgot&quot; to buy [[Bob]] a birthday present. [[Vivian Gee]] didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket. <br /> *Chris still hates Vivian for making the [[Audiobooks]] and making a mockery and slander out of him. Kacey likes the Audiobooks.<br /> *Chris didn't read Vivian's book &quot;and he did not care to&quot;; he gave it to his pastor who told Chris it's a mockery of him.<br /> *Chris bought some [[sports bra]]s, he likes them and now wears them all the time.<br /> *Chris was confused by bra sizes, so he had to ask a girl to measure him.<br /> *Chris now understands how women feel because he has to wear a bra too.<br /> *Chris talks about chromosomes, and implies that [[Tomgirl_Pictures|he's part-woman]] or something stupid.<br /> *Chris shaved his belly before taking the [[Sports bra#Gallery|sports bra photos]].<br /> *Chris shares with us the exact moment he realized he was a [[Tomgirl|transvestite]].<br /> *Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old.<br /> *Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy.<br /> *Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job; in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was [[God]] showing him the future.<br /> *Chris would like to get married before he turns 30.<br /> *Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's &quot;letting it grow&quot;. He also just bought a bunch of video games.<br /> *Chris doesn't want to sell any of his [[video games]], he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy.<br /> *Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself.<br /> *Kacey calls Chris a hoarder. Chris has never heard of that word. <br /> *Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats.<br /> *If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him.<br /> *Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said &quot;NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey-CWC Call 10 Part 1<br /> | audio = {{#ev:youtube|dXNy43C7bAs}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 September 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga<br /> | previous = [[Kacey Call 9]]<br /> | next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hello.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey, Chris, it’s Kacey.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hey, Kace, how are you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I’m good, how about you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' 'Kay [''Short Pause''] Yeah, shoot I had a topic on my head but I can’t remember it right now so how was-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Just give yourself a few minutes and think about it. My day was good, you know, just school and everything. I got to do a dissection today, so it was fun.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' A dissection, what you had biology?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, I’m taking anatomy and physiology. I mean, um, yeah, I'm ''majoring'' in biology. [giggles]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah that’s right, um, um, um, nurse thing <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' so it’s only natural, yeah. Okay, so I mowed the backyard today, while my mom mowed the front yaaard&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s good. Um, was it really hot out there, because I know it was hot where I am.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was warm out here, but fortunately we had a bunch of trees.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Did you ever think that maybe you should have done both yards then and let your mom rest?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Aah, I’m sorry, what? I did not understand the question&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should have done both of the yards, you know instead of your mom being out there in the heat&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;''[Long pause]''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, she wa-, she wanted to do it. She was the first one out to start mowing the lawn.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, so she had to push you to do it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh no, she didn't push me to do it but, ah, it’s like, you know, I asked her if she would like my help and she said- she said, 'yeah' so I, uh-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, well, that’s kind of you to offer&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' We have a ride-on mower and a push mower. She used the ride-on, I used the push.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I had went under the- I even pushed the mover ''underneath''- underneath the dripping branches of some of our trees.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Some of our trees- some of our trees are- some of our trees have overhanging branches&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You ever think of trimming those branches off then?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;''[Long pause]''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hm.&lt;/font&gt; [''pause'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You know, so they don’t fall and mess things up&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, we have, uh, uh, we have- we have- we have actually trimmed some of the branches before ''[pause]'' Uh, but they <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' 'kay&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' grow back, you know.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you know plants tend to grow, um, so did you do anything else today?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, after I- after I finished up the yard I took a shower, and I went and got a smoothie with my- I went with my ''[sound of phone ringing in the background]'' Uh, my phone's, my home phone's ringing, le-le-let nobody answer it, ha uh. It’s distracting me though, anyway, yeah. My family, if I need to go out with them to get something to eat so I have to drive me by Sheetz. I got a fruit smoothie while I sent my mom and dad over at Coaches while they had, while they shared a pair of hotdogs and fries over at our- over at our Coaches Grill. They had a hot dog and fries; I had a smoothie.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well that sounds like fun. It was just a normal family outing, huh?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, and then afterwards- and then after we got back I checked my e-mail and, ah, it went through all, it went through all that, yeah, and then I walked around the neighborhood. I did a little walking and a little jogging, I got five minutes of jogging in out of the walking, yeah, we had mostly, we have a whole bunch of inclines so it is mostly up and down, in our ''[long stutter]'' in my neighborhood here&lt;/font&gt; ''[long pause]'' <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt; and I went around prac- [''long stutter''] my whole subdivision area.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean I’ve just checked my e-mail too, and, um, Kim said it was your dad's birthday today, so did you guys do anything else besides getting the smoothie?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah my mom- yeah I was going to get my father- I remembered it was my father's birthday yesterday, and a couple of days before that as well, but unfortunately when I was running, I mean I had the money in my bank and, uh, I spaced out and I forgot to buy my father a present, but you know it’s all good. My father doesn’t usually, like he doesn’t usually care a lot much, so I can just, 'cause it is as simple as, you know, go up to Walgreen's and get a bag of Maple Nut Goodies for him, he likes those Maple Nut Goodies.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, ok, well, um, did he get any other presents?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah after we got back home from lunch apparently there was a box on our front porch from a, uhh, Cherry Grove Tree company, uhh, it was like a little birthday box and then it was-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] I heard of them they do online orders&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m sorry what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I've heard of them they do online orders, you know like-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Edible Arrangements and 1-800-Flowers. So what, what, uh, did he get?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah there was a little teddy bear, small bag <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Awwww <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' of cookies, a couple of pieces of fancy chocolate and some hard- and some spheres [pronounced ''spears'' by Chris] of hard candy&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh, so who was nice enough to send that to him? That sounds amazing!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah, but says like get this. On the- on the message note it says it was from, 'Vivian and friends.' The only Vivian I know is Vivian Gee, who was that witch-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh my gosh that was so nice of her!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, but- yeah, but-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] So I mean-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[long pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, you see, it, you know, even though that's-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You did it right? [''talking over Chris''] Did your dad like it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah he- yeah he liked it. He mostly shared it with my mom&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s so awesome though. Oh, that’s so nice&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I was talking to Kim about that as well, and, you know- you know it ''is'' a nice gesture but-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you should totally be happy to have friends like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] I mean you should thank her, I mean look at that, I mean ''she'' got your dad a present when you didn’t even. I mean that’s just amazing of her.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[''long pause'']<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah well I mean I was- I was thinking about- I was planning on making a video thanking her for that, but still you know I don’t- still it doesn’t win me over, you know- it does not turn my feelings around with her on that note, you know I still- I still-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I don’t see why you are trying to make this a bad thing, I mean she did a vary big gesture of good will, I mean it was- it was towards your ''dad'' of all things, I mean that’s huge. But, I mean, what did she do that is making you so mad?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Come on, if you look on her youtube account, vivi-the-gee, which is for my- which is ahh- oh shi- I have subscribed to that, and I blocked her from my youtube, mmm, oh maybe I did but&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' She must have said something really bad. What was it&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uhh, but anyway she made these- she made- behind my back she make these audiobook parodies of my comic pages and that I should- and she did not have my permission on that. She was Clyde- She is- she was Clyde Cash's cousin and [[Clyde Cash]] was a major troll in my life- was really&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well maybe you should make a video concerning that, I mean you know-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m talk- may I finish, anyway <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' anyway she- anyway aside from that- in addition to all of that she just made a whole bunch of mockery out of me. She just mocked me a whole bunch. And slandered- and slandered along with the trolls. I mean, she was no better than the rest of 'em&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How did she mock you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Sh-sh-she. You watch any of her audiobooks and you'll find- and you'll let her- audiobooks and you'll find- or it- yeah, you watch any of her videos and you'll find out. But anyway, als- Oh shoot, I lost my train of thought.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, it just seemed like that she just gave your comics a voice. I mean, I thought they were pretty good. It's just the comics in audio form. I mean, she didn't change any of your text or anything. Lots of books have audiobooks.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, anyway, I remember what I was talking about. She also wrote this book that she sent me a copy of. I did not read it, and I do not care to. I loaned it to my pastoral counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker]], she read some of it, and it was just mostly mockery again- mostly mockery against me and my characte- and my Sonichu characters and all- and all- and my real life [unintelligible] and all that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Did it- did it actually have your name in it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''pause''] I wouldn't know. I have not read it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then how do you know?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' It's- she based it- she&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe it's a wonderful book.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No! It's not that- no, it's not that great a book. She just basically copied-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You didn't know though if you didn't read it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' She copied my life though. She called it The Girl- I think she titled it, &quot;The Girl Who Fought the World,&quot; something like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't even sound like you. You're not a girl, are you?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, but-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I think you should read it. Give it a chance.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' But, it's like you know, she portrayed the girl being me, or me being a girl.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I think maybe you're trying to read into it too much. I think you should just read the book.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I might, after I get it back.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Most definitely. I want to read it. That sounds exciting. But, um,&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' why didn't you want to read it, if it's from your friend?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' She was never a friend, she was a troll, a- and worst off, she was a cousin of a bigger troll.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe you ''should'' [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_September_4th,_2009|make a video about that]]. You know, like really let your anger and rage out.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah-yeah, I will think about that, and I will do that later. I mean-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] I mean, if you've never addressed her like that you should.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, anyway, hmm, anyway a- if I may, I'd like to change the subject. [''pause''] Okay. Um. Yeah, but anyway, I, uh- I went- I went out and did my shopping Wednesday, and, uh, I found accessory sports-bras for ten dollars at Wal-Mart.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''pause''] Oh! Yeah! Kim sent me the pics. Ah, how are you likin' 'em?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, they feel really comfortable.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''amused''] That's good!&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' They feel really good. [''pause''] Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know- I mean-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] Are you using them for jogging like you said?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I went- I went out and, ya know, I told you, I went- I exercised and I worked, you know, in- while wearing the sports-bra. But yeah, but, I definitely feel the difference because [machine noise]-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What colors do you have?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What colors do you have?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, okay, hang on, let me- let me get back to that. Anyway, during the whole time, my man boobs did not bounce. Like, you know, before the bra its like, you know, they would bounce and I would feel it, but, it's like you know, they don't bounce- they don't bounce as much, and it's hardly noticeable. Anyway, I thought I- anyway, you were asking me about my size just now?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, no, no, what ''colors'' do you have?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, I'm gonna get some more, but, yeah, in the three-pack there was one grey, one white, and one denim blue. Er, sky blue, really. More appropriate, yeah.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Wh-why are you getting more? You- you don't, uh- you need more?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, I don't- I don't want to end up wearing the same one every day, you know? I mean-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You're going to wear them every day, not just for exercise?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah- I'm gon- I'm gonna exercise every day.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, but- so you're going to wear the all the time though?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm thinkin' about that, yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it just- they just- they just feel- feel really good, and it's like, you know, I'm like turned-on to the sports bra. [''stammering'']-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] I know, just, you know, normally they're just for sports&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] But, I mean, I guess you wouldn't have to worry about getting a real bra, you know, all of the frilly, lacy stuff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. If- I do play on starting a regimen of exercises daily. You know, goin' out [unintelligible] walking, jogging, and I-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Just remember you've got to get your heart-rate up, or else it's for nothing. You've got to get that cardio in.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''annoyed''] Yeah, I'm going to.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Good. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, anyway- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That'll make me very proud.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Okay. Anyway. Anyway, let me go ahead and get this off my mind for a bit. When I went, uh, shopping for a bra, I mean, I was told- like- [unintelligible] I think [''stammers''] it was either you or Kim, one of ya'll - uh, I think it was you though - um, were telling me about like, you know, small, medium, large, extra-large, double-extra-large, triple-extra-large, those sizes, but during those- instead of those letter sizes it was like number sizes. So I had- I had to ask the-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Oh, so they went by bust size?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, so I had to ask the, uh, nearby lady to- to measure my bust size. I turned out I was a forty-three.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, a forty-three! <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] I bet she was really shocked that you were like, &quot;hey, please measure me!&quot; Ha ha.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I was a little bit- I was a little bit embarrassed at first, but, you know, I can- I felt like, you know, I emotionally prepared myself for it. I mean, I emotionally prepared myself to go shopping for sports bras, so, you know, it definitely is like, you know, it- it pretty much falls in a si- suit [quoi?]. It made it easier for me to-<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey-CWC Call 10 Part 2<br /> | audio = {{#ev:youtube|SK8q4_fJJx4}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 September 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga<br /> | previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]<br /> | next = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -accept it, so I could measure my bust- so I could ask to get- get my bust size measured. Anyway, so anyway, I got a set of three forty-twos.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. I mean, as long as they fit.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. They fit great. [''pause''] They feel awesome.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That's good, that's good. As long as you're happy. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' yeah, you know what- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] So anything else on your mind?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, if I was- I was just about to let ya'll know about another thought. Like, you know, aba- from- in addition to that, but, yeah, um, you know, it's like, you know, you know, I can see how- how you women feel, like, you know, when your- when your breasts start coming out, and then, it's like, you need the support of a bra to keep them in- to keep them in check and so they don't bounce about. Like, now I understand that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''mystified''] What? Um. I guess. I mean- I mean, I don't really have a problem with my structure. I mean, they're- they're- they pretty much can hold themselves up on their own. I mean, I just wear it for other obvious reasons.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' What, you mean like for looks?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, yeah, that, and it's, um, socially acceptable, and, uh, you know, you know, if you get cold you wanna make sure that you have a bra so that your nipples aren't sticking out. Come on. [''giggles'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' He HA HA! Yes. I have heard about that. Mnm, but anyway- anyway, with support and a woman, 'cause like, you know, I relate to- I can relate to women in that sense. It's like, now I understand ''that''.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yep, show of your feminine side, right? [''giggles'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, you know, you, yeah, you should know as well as I do, like, you know, in the chromosomes &lt;/font&gt;[pronounces as chromozones] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;there's an X and a Y in every dude, and yet there are two X's in every woman.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh, yes! Yes! That is how genetics work.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, so there- so there you go. If it- if it was like, you know, everybody was total- every guy was totally a guy, they'd be like two Y's. And it don't- they don't-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Um, I don't think genetics quite works like that, but, um-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Yeah, I don- yeah they don't work that way. That's what I was just sayin'.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean. Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm, but yeah. But, yeah, yeah, I still feel [[straight]], and it's like, you know. Yeah, you know, when I took the pictures that you just received from Kim, you know, I sent them to Kim first. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh huh <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, before- before I went and took those pictures, I wanted to think about it further, it's like, you know, so, yeah, I shaved my- I shaved the hair on my belly. Yeah, I got hair on me, so yeah, I kept the chest hair and whatnot. Uh, we can talk more 'bout that another- another phone call, or after I finish up my thought here.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Your what?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, uh- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, your thought. Okay, okay, got it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Anyway, yeah, anyway, after I shaved off the belly hair then just I took- I just spent a whole minute just lookin' at myself without my shirt on, and it with- with my bra- with my bra on. J-just lookin' at myself in the mirror for one minute, studying myself. It was like, you know, I mean, you know, at first I didn't know what to think, that's, like you know- that's why I sit in the mirror and look- took a good long- took a good one- took a good long look, there. And then I went to feed my cats and check the mail in the my mailbox, and that was about fifteen minutes later, and then that thought came back-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Wait. Did you- did you go outside in your sports bra?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, I put- no, I put my shirt back on.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, okay.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, I put my shirt back on before I went outside. An-&lt;/font&gt; [STATIC] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;af- I had- the thou- the image from what I saw in the mirror came back to me, and I thought- and then I was like, 'yeah, I look pretty good, and I- and I can accept this, I can get used to this,&quot; and then I- and then I just felt confident, or, when I- when I sit in front of the camera and took the pictures that I later sent to Kim.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well think about how confident you're going to be ''too'' when you exercise and ''work'' those things off, so that you don't even ''need'' a sports bra. I mean, you know, ''that's'' going to be awesome!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's true. But, then again, you know, I had- I've had these manboobs since I was eight years-old, about.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, uh, th-that's not really how the way our bodies work. I mean, if you lose weight, you're gonna lose it there too.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, we'll- we'll see what happens after I get [''stammers''] after I-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Chris, who's going to be in the medical profession? C'mon.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' You are. [''chuckles'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean, I guess, you know, maybe if you were a little chubby back then it would be possible, but, I mean, c'mon. [''giggles'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''chuckles''] Okay, you are going to the medical confess- medical profession. I almost said confession [''laughs'']- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''laughs'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it yeah, you're learning-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Freudian slip, there.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -yeah, you're learning lots of that, it's like, you know, you can currently- you're learning as you go, but yet, you don't know- uh, but it's like, you know as much as you do and I appreciate that. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No prob. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' And, uh, yeah, I mean, you know, you still got a lot to learn, but I'm- you still got a lot to learn, but yeah, you know a lot for- you know a lot right now. So, yeah, who's going to the medical profession? You are.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes. I've been studying this since I, you know, since I knew I wanted to be in the medical profession.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. By the way how- by the way when was that? How old were you when you first decided?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ten.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Wow. So you started like, uh, some time during middle or high school? [''yammers on'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Uh, when I was ten I was in elementary school.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Elementary. [''short pause''] Yeah. Okay, yes, I'm- okay, I get a little confused, 'cause, you see, I was, uh- oh yeah, uh, [''calculating to himself''] then I was in Providence Middle, about uhhhhh- Yeah, I turned thirteen when I was Providence- in Providence Middle, so I guess, yeah, at ten, you would- one would be likely in elementary school still yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yep&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I just had t-to sort that out in my head just now. Okay, so, really, you took classes without- y-you learned some things while you were in elementary school?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, I just always wanted to be it, and, uh, I've always loved books, so, you know, I'd read on my own. It wasn't necessarily, you know, in the school curriculum.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, that's good. Very good. I commend you for it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Thank you. Um, what did ''you'' want to be when you were little?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ah, yeah, shoot, I never knew what I wanted to be when I- to be when I grew up. I mean the closest thing that I would have ever thought I would have wanted to be when I grew up, was a '''cowboy'''.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' A cowboy?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' It was like only for a short- it was like only for a short while during that phase. And, yet, other- other than that every time I was asked, 'where do you see yourself five years from now,' I never have an answer; '''I always draw a blank.'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Hmm, that's not good, you should get some goals, I mean, even if you, uh, don't exactly meet them, as long as you have those goals.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's only like, you know, it's like, you know, for a while I could answer my- I could answer that question. 'Oh, yeah, I'm married and I have a daughter named [[Crystal]].'&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, I don't think most guys would think that's something to be proud of, I mean, yeah, family's important and all, but don't you want to make something of yourself? You need to have goals.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, you know, currently I-I am starting to, uh, make some goals, and setting those up for myself. I-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Where did you get the name, uh, Crystal anyway? I mean, it sounds like, you know, like, that champagne that rappers drink, you know, like, like the stripper.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, okay. I had- I had first heard the name Crystal for being my daughter in my early teens, or, even as young as ten years-old. Where I was like- I was- I was- I-I think, yeah, this is my first dream I'm talking about here - my first of many - where I'm leaving the office and I had my daughter there with me. And-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Right, you've told me this.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm talk- I'm talking-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But I just asked where, uh, where you, uh, where you got the name from. I don't need to hear the dream again.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, but this is it. In the dream, I called her Crystal. I knew her name was Crystal. That is the first time right there, that dream, in the office, that was going on there. I was like, 'oh my God, I have to save my daughter ''Crystal''.'&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Did you ever think that maybe that was just a dream?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I thought it was a lot more than that. It was like, you know, you're- I thought it was like a God- like God telling me what my future was- what my future was going to be, that I would have a daughter named Crystal.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, okay, so when do you think you're going to get married, you know, so you can start this family? Like, when do you- when do you want to get married by?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' How would I want to get married by?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, when do you want to get married by? Like, you know, like age thirty? Age forty?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I would like to get married before I turn thirty.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well, you've got some work to do!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yes I do. And to think I- and I have been working, like, you know, I realized, 'oh, I should- I should be going out dating. I should be dating women.' I realized that-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well I mean, it's not even that-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' on my twenty-first birthday.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You're-you're gonna have to go get jobs. You're gonna have to, you know, um, get a group of frie- I mean, you're just gonna have to create a whole life really quickly. I mean, a girl's not just going to look at you and go, &quot;oh, look, you live with your parents.&quot; You gonna need a steady job and a place.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, at least I'm working on the job front. I'm filling out applications-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, I know-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -online.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' if you want to go by thirty, you only have three years, and that stuff takes time. I mean, do you have any savings to do this with?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I have a savings account, yes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But i- are there savings ''in'' that account?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Yes. There are a few dollars in there.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' A few ''dollars''? Like, I'm-I'm talking like- like '''thousands''' of dollars. [''chuckles''] Or, do you literally mean like, 'a few dollars.' [''snickers'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, so it's like, I add into it every month. I mean, I originally had it started at two-hundred, and then, in '''past''' impulses- past impulses, I've improved on my impulses-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] So you don't have any savings-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I have-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' -is what you're saying?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -I currently have ten dollars, and I'm let- I'm- and I'm lettin' that grow. It's like, you know, if it's- if it's not above- if it's not two-hundred and above they charge you four dollars for having a savings account there- four dollars a month. Like, I've got a little bit- I-I've got as much a I can, out of the [[monthly tugboat]], that I can maybe grow it back up, but then- now that I've learned that I can make as most as nine-hundred and eighty dollars, in a month-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -without it- without it affecting my social, then it's like, you know, I'm gonna take what I earned- what I've earned- what I earned from my job, and put it directly into my savings account and save it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, well then you can impulse buy then.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. That is the case. [''pause''] And I'm accept- and I accept that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''pause''] Well, I mean, have you bought anything recently from like, um, the [[Playstation 3]] store, or any video games?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Not on impulse; it was planned out of my budget. So I still have- I still have like fifty- I still have like fifty dollars in my bank- in my main bank account.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well how long did you have these things planned?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I had it planned for a few weeks.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh [Chris struggles to interrupt] well, that's almost like impulse.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''massive stress sigh''] Anyway, firstly there was [[Guitar Hero]] 5, I only had to pay forty-eight something out of that after- I had put the five dollars down cash, and then I- then I traded in a few more games. And then I had to go and get a new printer-copier-scanner for sixty-nine dollars. And then I- and then I wanted to catch up on my Playstation Network account, so, I bought [unsure, possibly a video game]. And then, yeah, upon, uh, the recent necessities- upon the realizing that, I also spent ten dollars on necess- [STATIC]-<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Part 3==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey-CWC Call 10 Part 3<br /> | audio = {{#ev:youtube|rR-BqAp4pX8}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 September 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga<br /> | previous = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]<br /> | next = [[Kacey Call 11]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -sports bras.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that's, I mean, look how much you spend on video games. I mean, that- that's a lot in, like, a day or two, that really is, especially, uh, like, if you had bills, you couldn't do that. I mean, how could you have spent that much, even if it was planned, and yet you didn't even get your dad a birthday present?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''frustrated''] I forgot about the birthday present. I can get him the- I can get him the Maple Nut- Maple Nut Goodies, and I will.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, that's a lot to spend on video games-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] But- but yeah- but- but- but yeah I'm tryin' to- but- but yeah, I'm trying to do not so much impulse buying and I'm trying to ''save''.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I guess you're going to have to work better on that, 'cause you just spent a ton on video games at once.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] I've- I- I thought we- I thought we've discussed before that all that money on the video games did not happen all at once.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, no, no, I'm talking about what you just told me. That's still a lot to drop on video games at once.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] And plus, I only- and plus, at that rate- yeah, [''calculates video game costs to himself'']-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] I mean, I wish I could do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' And then, I only did fif- and then I only did fifty for the Playstation Network. '''And''' I paid fif- and I paid- and I paid seventy dollars for the new printer-scanner-copier that I ''needed'', so I could print the com- so I could print my comics to send out one copy to the copyright office, and then three more amongst- between- from be- for between Marvel, Dark Horse, and Archie.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I know. that's- that's still a lot of money just to drop though, like, I mean, I ''wish'' I could drop that on stuff I wanted, or even needed.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Yeah well during th-during the longer time I did not really have any goal oriented plans. But now-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Well if you want to get married at 30 you better start getting those plans.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean fortunately with the recent events and talking to you and Kim I am starting to put my plans together.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you know 3 years goes by pretty quickly so good luck.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Yeah, thank you. [''sighs'']&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean have you ever thought of selling your videogames for money like the ones you don't play anymore?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I thought about that and I did not wish to do that.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Why not? I mean if you don't use them.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'd like to h- be able to hold onto them for my daughter to enjoy. Or even my- even my son. My children.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But by the time you have children there'll be better videogames out. I mean stuff improves all the time. But I mean they'll be able to get ROMs of anything.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' They'll be- they'll be able to get ROMs. [pause]&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah ROMs are wonderful I mean it keeps the clutter away 'cause they're all in a nice little y'know megabytes and all that stuff and y'know you can just join GameFly or something like that.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''sighs'']&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [pause] I mean think about just how much room you would save. I mean it would besides maybe your kids won't like videogames. Maybe they'll be more into sports.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well at least for me to enjoy then. I mea- I have- I am a nostalgic type person and I often get nostalgia. And sometimes I don-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Well so do I but even I know that I have to keep up the times. I mean what of your old games have you played recently? Like of the oldest of the old.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Which ones have I played recently?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well I've played a few levels of Knuckles Chaotix on my 32x.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' And that's it?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I also p- I also played the egg stopping game on my NES with my PowerPad. But then I- then I put the PowerPad away. Back to where it was.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean why don't you just sell the ones you don't play?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah well that's a lot for me to sort through.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you gotta do it eventually. I mean if not you're going to be a hoarder or something.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' A what?&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' A hoarder? Somebody who&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I've never heard of that.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' It- it's some- it's a packrat. It's somebody who has a psychological problem where they can't give up their stuff and they fill their house with junk. I mean it's somebody who hoards things.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' As if I- as if I have an [unintelligible] establish with that lifestyle because my mother and my father are packrats. I think we've established that in previous conversations.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Um. I don't think you've really talked to me about that. But um this whole- maybe you should set an example for them.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Alright well let me just refresh- let me just refresh you. Yeah well you see my mom and dad bring home stuff. A massive amount though including- like we have these two couches in my room that my mom says she's gonna take out the old couches and replace- take out a couple of the old couches [cough] replace them with a new one. But she never did- the two couches are just sitting one on top of the other at the edge of our living room and also the couch in the kitchen which she says she- she said she was gonna put together but she never did. We also got like a couple of pieces of furniture I don't even remember what they are downstairs. Where it's like you can't even get into the music slash computer room downstairs. Anyway we have a computer upstairs in the kitchen up here by the way, at least we get that. And also between shelves, filing cabinets, whatever.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well um. Why don't you do it for her? I mean your parents are old maybe they need the help. Why don't you take out the old furniture and put the new ones in? I bet you could do it I mean you helped out with all that brush in your yard so obviously you're strong.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yes but it's like y'know if I, and I mean I would love to do it for them-&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well just do it&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -But it's like. They have- they have to- I've been waiting for them to make the plans and I do not know where to put everything.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You don't have to make any plans. Just take the old couches out, arrange for a pickup or arrange for Goodwill to come get them. The end. It's so simple.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' It's not as simple as you think plus I have a whole bunch of other clutter.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Just give it away. I mean if they haven't used it - if nobody has used it in a year you don't need it. Just get rid of it you can live without it. You should totally do it for them.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' And then my family s- then my mom would yell at me and definitely would probably throw me out of the house.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No I think they would be happy that you did something. Maybe you should talk to them then. Be like &quot;Hey, I wanna clean up the house. I'm gonna get rid of stuff.&quot;&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I have talked to them. And they- and they- I have talked to them and they said &quot;NO NO NO. NO NO NO. YOU DON'T DO THAT YOU DON'T DO THAT WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE.&quot;&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well that's a pretty bad position to be in because that's unhealthy for you to live in. That's extremely unhealthy.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah tell me about it. [sigh, followed by pause] Whoo I got a bit of a headache right now.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah I can understand the feeling. So um- but yeah y'know that rage out maybe you should maybe right now you should go make that video. Cause y'know you can put all that anger that you just showed me into it. I mean all that frustration just go and get that video done. It'll make you feel a lot better. I'm pretty sure of it.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' So why don't I let you go and I expect the video to be up soon. I'll be excited to see it.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Okay.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome. Okay well then I'll call you tomorrow.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Alright you take care, stay safe.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [laughs] Okay thanks. Bye.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Bye bye.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt; [Call ends] <br /> <br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?49thdxgd6gfbnv0 mp3 of phonecall]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 9]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 11]]}}<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=138790 2011-04-30T05:32:25Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Disturbing revelation */</p> <hr /> <div>In case anyone's wondering, the images are called &quot;TG#&quot; because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA <br /> :The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : [[:File:TG3.jpg|&quot;...when the government fears the people, there is liberty&quot;]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> I also love the claims that he is &quot;straight&quot;. Yeah, Chris is as &quot;straight&quot; as a circle &gt;_&gt; [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Circle? Try &quot;ampersand.&quot; --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)<br /> <br /> <br /> *This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Disturbing revelation ==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?<br /> [http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]<br /> Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> : Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Info? ==<br /> <br /> Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term &quot;TomGirl&quot; and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a &quot;TomGirl&quot;) I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..<br /> TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> ::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be &quot;TomGirl&quot;ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=138789 2011-04-30T05:30:30Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Disturbing revelation */</p> <hr /> <div>In case anyone's wondering, the images are called &quot;TG#&quot; because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA <br /> :The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : [[:File:TG3.jpg|&quot;...when the government fears the people, there is liberty&quot;]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> I also love the claims that he is &quot;straight&quot;. Yeah, Chris is as &quot;straight&quot; as a circle &gt;_&gt; [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Circle? Try &quot;ampersand.&quot; --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)<br /> <br /> <br /> *This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Disturbing revelation ==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?<br /> [http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]<br /> Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> == Info? ==<br /> <br /> Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term &quot;TomGirl&quot; and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a &quot;TomGirl&quot;) I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..<br /> TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> ::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be &quot;TomGirl&quot;ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=138788 2011-04-30T05:30:07Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Disturbing revelation */</p> <hr /> <div>In case anyone's wondering, the images are called &quot;TG#&quot; because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA <br /> :The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : [[:File:TG3.jpg|&quot;...when the government fears the people, there is liberty&quot;]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> I also love the claims that he is &quot;straight&quot;. Yeah, Chris is as &quot;straight&quot; as a circle &gt;_&gt; [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> : Circle? Try &quot;ampersand.&quot; --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)<br /> <br /> <br /> *This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Disturbing revelation ==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?<br /> [http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]<br /> Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> ** Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] anywhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing event in town, and is Chris taking part or something? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:30, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Info? ==<br /> <br /> Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term &quot;TomGirl&quot; and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a &quot;TomGirl&quot;) I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..<br /> TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> * Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> ::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be &quot;TomGirl&quot;ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Turnabout&diff=136864 2011-03-05T20:58:04Z

<p>Turnabout: Blanked the page</p> <hr /> <div></div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2009&diff=135183 2011-02-26T22:15:35Z

<p>Turnabout: added Father Call</p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]] opened the month of '''November 2009''' with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> ==Events of November 2009==<br /> [[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|On '''3 November 2009''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]]<br /> [[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]]<br /> [[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]]<br /> [[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''November 20''' Chris called this &quot;retarded&quot;, and on '''November 26th''' he claimed it was &quot;constructive criticism&quot;.]]<br /> [[Image:Gay&amp;PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]]<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he flexes like a [[Autism|retard]]. And he got a haircut.<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]].<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoilers: He will [[fail]].)<br /> * 2 November - Chris uploads a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|lame apology for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before.<br /> * 2 November - Chris uploads some [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]].<br /> * 3 November - Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey‎|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler‎|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LBP]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her.<br /> * 4 November - [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]] has a long discussion with Chris over the phone about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law.<br /> * 5 November - Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.<br /> * 5 November - In a new [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.<br /> * 6 November - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]].<br /> * 8 November - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris.<br /> * 10 November - Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|phone]], announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.<br /> * 10 November - Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.<br /> * 10 November - [[Father Call|Audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s Dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]<br /> * 11 November - In the moments before their wedding [[Bryan Bash]] leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring [[Kacey and Liquid Call|both Kacey and Liquid]].<br /> * 11 November - Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version.<br /> * 12 November - Chris uploads a [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|video]] in which he shows the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls.<br /> * 14 November - Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages.<br /> * 14 November - [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]].<br /> * 14 November - Beginning his promised &quot;daily updates&quot;, Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]].<br /> * 15 November - Chris manages to continue to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]].<br /> * 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of &quot;OW! MY AXELS!&quot;<br /> * 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates.<br /> * 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene].<br /> * 19 November - Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu.<br /> * 19 November - Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]].<br /> * 20 November - In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]].<br /> * 20 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline.<br /> * 20 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_81 page 81].<br /> * 21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page.<br /> * 21 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_82 page 82].<br /> * 22 November - A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously.<br /> * 22 November - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded.<br /> * 23 November - Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to &quot;business people&quot;.<br /> * 23 November - Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.<br /> * 23 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.<br /> * 24 November - Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]].<br /> * 24 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]].<br /> * 25 November - Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]].<br /> * 25 November - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.<br /> * 25 November - Chris adds [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9.<br /> * 26 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_90 pages].<br /> * 26 November - Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days.<br /> * 27 November - Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]].<br /> * 27 November - Chris uploads yet another [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_91 page].<br /> * 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]].<br /> * 29 November - Chris uploads an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]].<br /> * 29 November - Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]], and read from the bible. <br /> * 30 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page.<br /> <br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Father_Call&diff=135180 2011-02-26T22:12:05Z

<p>Turnabout: Set exact date for call (Chris mentions in his Nov 5th video that this had taken place the night before)</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Matthew_Devoria.jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Matthew Devoria.]]<br /> <br /> On the fourth of [[November 2009|November, 2009]], [[Chris|Solid Chris]] spent a little over two hours on the phone one night with '''Matthew Devoria''' (born [[1957]]), father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]]. Matthew is a retired [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine]] who served in the [[Wikipedia:Gulf War|Gulf War]].<br /> <br /> Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the father of a heartsweet by boasting of his now legendary [[honest content|honesty]], before going on to [[lie]] his ass off about any topic you care to mention.<br /> <br /> Their conversation is illuminating. This is probably the most blunt assessment of himself and his place in the world that Chris has ever directly received: Matthew berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and death|lack of empathy]], inability to grow up, [[chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], rotund figure, and general failure at life. It is unlikely that Chris will take any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart, as he retorts by saying that he leads a [[lie|hard life]], which includes such laborious tasks as doing [[:Image:Gibson.jpg|menial chores]], mowing the lawn, which he uses a [[CWC Fighter|riding lawn mower]] to do, and [[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] [[Mass debating|regularly]], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and [[Homo|shoving vegetables down his throat]].<br /> <br /> After being confronted with the truth that he uses the [[trolls]] and his [[autism]] as a crutch, [[stress]] overcame him and Chris became increasingly more [[chris and anger|upset]]. In general, Chris's attitude and immaturity greatly offended Kacey and her father, causing her to rethink her decision and go back to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid]].<br /> <br /> Chris recorded his [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5 November video]] as a follow-up to this conversation, hoping to repair his relationship with Kacey. He then had another [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone conversation with Kacey]], which ended equally poorly.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ===Matthew makes the scene===<br /> [[Image:Md.PNG|thumb|Chris's drawing of Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hey Chris, it's Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hi Kacey, how are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, I'm cool, um, I'm over at my parents' house cause, um, they wanted to call 'cause they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, all right. Actually, I'm uploading a [[11042009 51 50|video]] now, I did 51 reps with, uh, fifty-pound weights...not really weights, but...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; You did 51 reps or 51 times? 'Cause reps are different.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, lifted them up, 51 times, lifted them up with each arm. 51 times each arm, so 102.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Well, was it hard?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it was hard, but it was a show of strength anyway.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, that's funny, 'cause I have to lift, like... 100 or more pounds for my job but, um, let me go ahead and get my dad, because he wants to talk to you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, okay, what's his name? ...Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, it's Matthew.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Matthew? Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right well just give me a minute.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> [''Pause'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, Chris. This is ''Matthew'', Kacey's father.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, s- good evening, sir, how are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm good, thank you. How are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm doing good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Good, good... So, uh... So, I've got a couple of questions for you... Well, more than a couple.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's fine, that's fine, I'm happy to oblige with an an- with an [[honest content|honest]] answer.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well uh, first and foremost, let's see... You got a job, son?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Not currently, but [[Chris's resume|I am working towards getting a job]]. I have been filling out applications left and right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really, really, what kind of places? What kind of skills you got?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, w- yeah, I'm looking a- I'm applying for, like, uh- retail stores and such, I've got an application for a new CVS in [[Ruckersville]], and uh, one over at [[Wal-Mart]], and had one over at [[Target]]... I have worked before, I've worked at [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a few months... First off, I worked off as a sales representative for [[Cutco]] cutlery.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, that's minimum wage stuff... Did you go to college or something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|I went to college]] and, uh, got a degree and a certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Graphic and Design]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you're working at...''Target''... I mean, I know the economy's bad, but I mean...surely, you've gotta, you know, use that somehow, right? ...How old are you again?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm 27...sir.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're almost ''thirty'' and you're working at, uh...''Target''. You wanna work at Target, I should say.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm...yeah, well, not really sure what kind of jobs my, uh...degree and certificate would get me, but I mean, like, you know... but I mean, if I- if I did know, then I'd certainly strike up on the job...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You got a degree not knowing what kind of jobs you could get...in that field, and you've had it for how long? When did you graduate?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I graduated in 2006.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; 2006, so you've had it for three years and you have done nothing with it... Hm, you haven't had any jobs between then?<br /> <br /> ===Pokémon volunteer and Chris's home===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I had- I did- I have done volunteer work... Uh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That doesn't pay, though. Although, what kind? Humor me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What kind of volunteer work? Humor me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right, yeah, well, I have the- I helped the children over at the [[The GAMe PLACe|Citizens' Gym League]] for the [[Pokémon]] Trading [[Card games|Card Game]] league a few years back...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''Pokémon''? Wait, wait, that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, teach them how to play, build decks from what scraps they had, make sure they kept in order, don't get too crazy...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And...how long ago was this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, what was that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; How long ago was this? I mean, wasn't that ''Pokémon'' thing, wasn't that back in [[1990s|the 90s]] when that was really popular? Because I think my youngest daughter used to like that, but you know, that was years ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That was the late 90s.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; LATE 90s.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And- um- that's still going strong. Maybe I-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; If you say so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...And I have been doing that from 1998 'till about 2008. So about ten years I've been doing that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. You've been playing a children's card game for ten years.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Yeah, but also, like, as you know, like, a form of babysitting.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Babysitting... but doesn't babysitting usually, you know, pay? And, I mean, that doesn't sound like you're volunteering. When I think volunteering work, I think like, you know, Red Cross, that kind of thing. You know, actually going out and really helping people, planting trees, that kind of stuff.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I have- I have been- I have helped people out. You know, I, uh, helped, like, the parents mind...knowing their children were in a safe environment and I helped ensure children were playing and were within the safe environment and that nothing was to go wrong and, uh, and I was respected as an authoritative figure in that sense.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And...but...are you still doing this? I mean, or what are you doing right now? If you stopped, why aren't you doing this anymore?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ummm...yeah, I was kinda like, uh, you know, uh, not so good at showing up, so it was like my choice on ending that, you know. But yeah, it was kind of a sad day for me, you know, to have to put that behind me, but, you know, we gotta move on. But anyway, aside from that, I...I've been searching and, uh, doing yardwork for my family and other sorts of...heavy lifting.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, right... Well, anyways, I'm done talking about, uh, ''Pok-e-man'' now. I got a couple more. So, uh, what kind of place you got, you got a place of your own? Where you living at?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... I'm currently living in a [[14 Branchland Court|two-story house]] with my [[mother]] and my [[father]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Living with your parents, age 30. Got it. [''Chris tries to interrupt''] ''Almost'' 30, excuse me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, uh, I hope that, uh, doesn't strike you in a bad thing, but it's like, uh, I just did not feel comfortable leaving the safety of my home with the, uh, for a while.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And, uh, why is that exactly?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; 'Cause I could not really, I just did not feel, you know, like I was ready for a place of my own just yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You gotta leave somehow, you've gotta leave at some point. I think most of my kids will, you know, move out 18, 20... I'm okay if they hang out while they're in college, but after that they gotta start looking for a place of their own, you know?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...yeah. But, you know, to each their own individual growth rates.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, but, but uh, I just gotta ask, though... I mean, you're really serious about Kacey, are you not?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, yes, I am serious about Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay so...uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And with her help, I feel like I could get a good start on being able to, uh, you know, shortly, in the near future, move out of my- of the house.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...With her help?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...And get a place of my own...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You need her help to support both of you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''floundering''] It's more like, you know...um... Some details I'm not understand... I talk to my parents sometimes about that, but it's like, uh, you know...uh...I...it's like a...whole bunch of details...you know...yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; EXPLAIN, PLEASE. I don't know what these details are.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway, I'm still, like, uh, I would need external influence, somebody outside the house to help me feel more comfortable in moving out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You could, you know, people are always looking for roommates, just go to any college board.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...but still, I mean, that's not...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's not really an excuse.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's not something I would feel comfortable with, since, uh, I haven't been to college for a few years, you know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, really, if you can't support my daughter, my daughter needs a man, a MAN to support her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am a man, sir.<br /> <br /> ===Financial Situation and Crystal the 'Tard-baby===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; How serious are you about my daughter?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; How serious are you about my daughter? Really. If you aren't even willing to support yourself. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am willing, I am able to support myself as well. I'm able to support myself. And I will be able to support your daughter as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, then why aren't you? Where's the money gonna come from?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I do have, I do have a [[Monthly tugboat|monthly income]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I get, yeah, I get it from the government. My family is a little bit in with the government.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why do you get welfare? Might I ask? Or whatever you call it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can call it, like, you know, a stepping-stone in the right direction of me moving out and all that, but seriously, though, I am very strong-willed, and I feel that I could, I would be able to take care of Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're avoiding my question. Why are you on, I think it's actually called Social Security. Why do you get it? I mean, I'm a pretty strong Republican, we don't really like that whole welfare thing. We work, and if we can't work, we go join the military. That's what I did.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I understand that. You see, I'm [[Autism|high-functionally autistic]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Are you now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I was diagnosed with that at a young age, and I was, I still have [''brief disconnection''] just a few years ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, ah...isn't that [[autism]] thing, it's like a, you're not, like, ''retarded'', are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, I'm sorry, not really, what?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm just saying, you know, that's a genetic thing, right? I don't want any, if you're really going to get with my daughter, I don't want 'tard-babies.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, autism is not genetic.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, I think I read somewhere that it was, actually. I'm pretty sure I did.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no, it's a myth. That's a myth.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; A myth. A myth.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Autism is not genetic. You're not gonna have, there would be no retarded grandchildren on your part. I can guar... I can promise you that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; If you say so. If you really say so. I'm looking this stuff up right now. My Kacey, she's in medicine, she knows this stuff, she's an expert.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but, like, you know, it might be also...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Actually, hold on, she's right over here. Hey, Kacey, what do you know about autism? Is that genetic?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it's definitely genetic. It usually runs in the mother's line but it can be in the father's as well. But it's usually the mother's. And twins have a much higher chance.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''In a relatively quiet sigh''] Great.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anything else, Dad?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah...no, I think that's good, yeah, you go... What were you doing again?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; I need to go finish washing the dishes. I'll be right back, Dad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I think there's some cake down there, too. Go help yourself or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, sweet! Thanks, Dad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyways, where was I? Let's see... If you really want a kid with my Kacey, I think you'd probably be best if you adopted or something. That's a good thing, you know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, yeah, in my case, I would not, I do not, I would not care to adopt. You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be [[Crystal]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; A dream...as in, you were asleep and you saw something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Plus, in the dream, I had, like, an office job.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; An office job. Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's still pretty close.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but even so...you said this all came to you in a dream...dreams, they don't pay the bills. It's just a dream. That's all just from your head. I had a dream once where, you know, I was flying. You don't see me doing that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Yeah, okay, but I mean, it's like in, yeah. Flying, yeah, you're definitely not going to be able to fly on your own. Sure. But it's like, you know, when you see a dream that's actually reasonable, that you can actually picture yourself doing in the future while you're awake. You know? It's like a career thing. You know, it's like, yeah, you definitely, it's like, you know, when your child, there's a chance you could become a cowboy if you dreamed of being a cowboy. But, you know, that may not be, that may seem kind of far-fetched, if you're living in a place that's not near or in Texas, but if you're like, if you dreamed you want, if you want, if you dreamed you wanted to be, to become a teacher, that's more likely, that's more likely possible. You can get the degree and become a teacher.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So? If you want to go do it, be a teacher, go to work in an office, GO WORK IN AN OFFICE! Go apply to an office. Don't dream about it, dreams do nothing for you, they don't pay the bills.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I am taking, I have been, I have been working on that, and I have been taking action on looking for good jobs. Definitely looking in office jobs.<br /> <br /> ===Prophetic dreams and Bob Chandler===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You think you have some kind of powers of prophecy? That doesn't seem very, I don't know, to me it doesn't seem very Godly, you know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, ah, ah, ah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I'm a prophet. I'm not saying that. But, you know, it's definitely something that, you know, it's definitely something that I feel that God has promised to me and [[Chris and religion|I believe in God]], I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] every Sunday, and like, like in...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That sounds like being a prophet to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you do, yeah, there are prophets that are mentioned in the Bible. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, but.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm not, I am not, I, but, I am not saying that I am a prophet. Not saying that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Son, I go to church every Sunday too, and I've never had any kind of dreams of anything telling me that something is going to happen. God doesn't do that. God doesn't tell you things like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you never know, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, it'll just, it depends on the people, you know? You never know it, but you know, you might actually have gotten a message in a dream that may have actually [''brief interruption''] but you might, you might not have caught on as quickly, or...and I do not mean to insult you, but, ah, yeah, right now, conflicted by, you know, retrospect, you might actually realize that could have been a message from God.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Naaaah... if you think you see the future, that sounds like you're trying to be a prophet. That doesn't really sound religious, that just sounds like some [[Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|mumbo-jumbo]] to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm not saying that it is the definite future, but that it is a POSSIBLE future. And I am looking-and I am looking to make that happen.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, MAKE it happen.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am going to.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do it. And if it's not a message from god, you should go out, you should do it. Why don't you go- don't wait for it, it sounds like you're just sitting around waiting for it. When did you have this dream, exactly?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I pretty much, I pretty much had it when I was between seven and nine years old-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Seven-wh-TWENTY YEARS AGO? Excuse me? And nothing has happened between then and now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''[floundering]'' I was definitely, like, in my [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school years]]...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you hold onto this dream...I mean, you're almost thirty, you're, you know...time is gonna start working against you, you know? I mean, life is short.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, it is.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you're living with your parents. I mean, what do you do all day, exactly?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I get creative by uh, I like to [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|draw and color]]. And uh, sometimes I like to create with my hands, you know, I [[Medallions of Fail|sculpt]]. And, uh even as far as, you know, just tinkering with, anything I like tinkering with. I even have-I am even [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|technologically smart]]. I even took a [[computer]] upgrading class where I put together a computer, a personal computer, from scratch.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So...why aren't you working building computers or something? It sounds like something you could do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''ignoring this fairly good point''] Hm, yeah, it is. Hm. Well I pretty much did get started on the techno-savvy, I would say, from my father. He's a retired technical engineer, he worked for GE for a number of years, he also, uh, was in the, well he was stationed over in Korea in the Signal Corps. He-he designed the controls for the plastic auto machines for his other achievements. So without him we would not have the plastic for, at the very least, your soda bottles.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's all fine and good, I mean, your father...but I'm not talking about your father, I'm talking about you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm just pointing it out as hinting at my technological influence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But...you haven't done anything, unlike your father. That's what I'm getting here. I mean, that's not good, son. When I was 27 I already had a wife and kids, I was working 40 hours a week.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm...umm...yes, well, my father didn't marry-my father did not marry the first time till he was 30 himself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah but you know, he probably also had a job and was living on his own, and he was also in the military, like me. So I don't really care about what your father did, because that's what he did, that's not what you did.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I understand-I understand th-I understand what you're talk-I understand...talking about...and, you know, and your point.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, I make a, I am trying to make a valid point myself. I feel like that, you know, we both are definitely understanding each other.<br /> ===Kacey's boobs and Internet fame===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really? I must say, I'm not really impressed, but, uh, let's move on. Let's talk a little bit about what you think about my lovely daughter. What was the first thing you liked or noticed about Kacey?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I noticed her beautiful face.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Her beautiful face.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. And her blue-green eyes are like a pair of swimming pools that I would just like to swim around and bathe myself in.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''[laughs]'' So the first thing you noticed was her appearance.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Interrupting''] But also I definitely like to take note over time, over talking to her, one day that she was very smart and very fun to hang around with, and she definitely knows what she's talking about. If anything [''laughs''] she could be a little bit sm-[[Ego|she could be smarter than me on some things]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But still, the first thing that, uh, you noticed, was her appearance. So, were you looking for like a trophy wife or something? It's kind of funny...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''stuttering''] The first thing I noticed about her in person, when we talked first, you know, between phone calls and e-mails, after kind of an indirect meeting there, but anyway. I actually learned first that she was smart and very delightful to talk to. And then after a while, she and I met in person, and then I got to appreciate her face. And the-the smart, charming wit behind it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This doesn't really add up to what Kacey told me, you know. The impressions I got from what she said about your first little...&quot;encounter,&quot; we'll call it...she said she was a little bit...uncomfortable around you, you know? And apparently [[Kacey Phone Call|when you first talked to her, you actually were pretending to be somebody else]], actually. You know, [[Liquid Chris|that other Chris]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well he was, that was another thing. Yeah. All right, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; She didn't like that much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My friend Kim, she helped me, uh, get into that Chris's e-mail account. Before I ever learned about Kacey-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, that Chris was her boyfriend at the time, you know? I mean, I've actually talked to that guy and met him in person, he's actually a pretty nice kid.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but if you watch his [[YouTube]] videos he does get a little crazy. But anyway for the past few months now...he was, you know, he was pretending to be me, and a few months ago, he pretends, or I'm assuming he pretends, that he gets kidnapped and tied up, and sent to the desert. And then Kacey tells me that cops ''[incomprehensible]'' in the desert, but I'm going off track here-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would he pretend to be you? Someone like you, guy who lives with his parents.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Okay, first off, I'm Internet famous for being the original creator of the, uh...it's like a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and Pikachu [''Kacey's Dad groans''], so I was the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. And I created him on March 17, [[2000]], and I drew the [[comic]] books...I originally started that back in 2000, and I've drawn a few books and I'm still doing some drawing, I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished. But-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Has been trying to interrupt for the last 30 seconds''] Okay, so...you know, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about? I barely know what Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon is other than it's kids' stuff. So basically what I'm getting here is you took two kids' things and put them together, you know, two [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] kids' things...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But it's making up a whole new character, and my father has the knowledge with the [[copyrights]] and whatnot, and he verifies for me that I have been in the clear the whole time, from the beginning, to uh, to continue on with Sonichu being m-Sonichu and Rosechu being my original creation. And I create the original stories and everything, and the books, and I've done the [[CWCipedia]], which was originally on the CWC Sonichu site speaking of which, CWC is my name, Christian Weston Chandler. Anyway, I've been going on with that since 2000, uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Which means you were 18 when you made this. You were what, a senior in high school? You were playing with kids' stuff? And that's what you've been doing for...what, you know, since then? You're 27 years old? You're playing with kids' stuff? I mean, like, little kids' stuff. I mean, like, ten-year-olds.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, it may sound like that, but in a sense, it was definitely a fad that I was, uh, enjoying, and, uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But fads, they come and go.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; -until when I had to like, uh, which was just a year and a half ago, I had to let that go, and I let that go a year and a half ago. But anyway, getting back to, uh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You said it was popular, still. But you're not making any money off it. You're just doing this while you sit around in your parents' house for no real reason, because like I said, you're not making any money off this, and you still wanna be a boyfriend.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but, it is a thing I’m doing to make money off of, I could be, it is a thing that I am working on starting to make money off of, I am in talks with the com- comic book company, as well as Nintendo of America, about, uh, you know, about possibly, about the likelihood of me being able to, uh, of, uh, us getting together... making money off of this, cuz, obviously, since 2000 it became more and more popular on the, uh, Internet, and I became Internet famous and, uh, along with a bunch of the fans like that, I was, ah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don’t you... don’t you need permission from both [[SEGA]], and [[Nintendo]]? I mean, is that, Sonic is from Sega, right? I mean, I know a little bit about what my daughter was… my little daughter used to talk about... I kinda know what a Sega is, I think.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, yeah, I have talked to Sega as well, but anyway, getting back to, anyway, getting back to, if I may finish... yeah. Anyway, yeah, I got Internet famous, I got the fans, and then I got the naysayers which were the Internet bullies and trolls... and, uh... and uh, that Chris, and uh, Chris over there, was uh, he was one of them, and uh before, and this is, uh before I met Kacey he uh, he started pretending to be me, on the, in YouTube videos. And, uh... <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This... okay, I’m sorry, this is just getting completely ridiculous, all this Internet, I mean you just, all this Internet stuff, I don’t, I don’t know much about computers, but I mean, that’s just... this sounds like just a whole waste of time, that I don’t care about, because it doesn’t pay the bills, and it DOES NOT help support Ka- my Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I- I- I understand that.<br /> <br /> ===Twin Falling Towers and getting fired===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, I was in the MILITARY. I was DOING something. I fought in Desert STORM. I fought against Saddam HUSSEIN. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... okay... you fought in Desert Storm, you fought against Saddam... that’s all good, that’s very good. That’s honorable. That is honorable.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But... and then what- and then YOU, you made this... Son-ni-chu thing. I mean... it’s like... ah, this is, something’s, something’s not right here, you know? But, but, but since you did bring up Youtube, I got, I got kind of an interesting little thing... that I noticed, in one of your recent videos, heh. I mean, I don’t know what exactly you were thinking, with this, um... you know, you did [[Twin Falling Towers|that video with the, ah... 9/11]]. I can’t say I really enjoyed that too much. I mean... that kinda hits... that kinda hits close to home to me, you know, I mean...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I, yeah, I realize, I realize that now, and I have received the complaints so, yeah that’s why I have... I put that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt;You’re lucky I don’t... you’re lucky I don’t have a Youtube, son. I mean, my... I mean, that hits close to home to me. My MOTHER, Kacey’s grandmother... y’know, she DIED on 9/11. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, um... I’m sorry to hear that. Yeah, and I, uh, I mean, it’s like, I did not mean to hit that, hit that fragile emotion, ah, it was originally, ah, a thing, against a longer, worser- worser Internet [[troll]], who goes by the name of [[Clyde Cash]], whose alias is Gregg Mays, and...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You made a video...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that’s just a whole nother story, right there. Anyway, I had...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You made a video, basically, just trying to, trying to mess with some... GUY... on the Internet... that makes fun of one of the greatest American tragedies of our lifetime- no, THE Amer- greatest American tragedy of our lifetime.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mm... yes, but, yeah but this guy, uh, he’s done a lot, he’s done a lot of things against me, yeah, on the Internet, trying to... you know... y-yeah, trying to destroy my good name with, uh, a whole bunch of twisted tru- told a whole bunch of twisted truths and phrases, and, words, and, I- that I have said, he just twist them around to- in evil ways and just, like some, and just, try- he’s one of those that just- and trying to slander my good name... And, uh, worse off, and worse off, and worse off, and worse off...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, let me ask you... let me ask you something. Where were you, on 9/11? I mean, they say everybody remembers where they were on 9/11 when they heard that those towers were going down, when a plane had hit those towers, and THOUSANDS of people DIED.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... I do remember where I was on, uh, 9/11, yeah, I was a, I had just, uh, I was just, uh, let go, from uh, my job at, uh, Wendy’s, it was uh, for, there was some differences between me and my employer, you know, I... [''trails off with a faint groan''] Yeah, but anyway, <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Would you like to know where Kacey was? Would you like to know where Kacey was?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well, okay, well, if I may finish, if I may finish, yeah, I was-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. No, I’m sorry. No, no, Kacey was AT Ground Zero. She was giving BLOOD, and plasma, volunteering, and where were you again?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Pause''] Hm. Yeah, I was out shopping with my mom that day. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Uh-huh. Really. That’s...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...That’s wonderful. Wait a minute, you said Wendy’s before. That... are you changing stories on me? H-have you been, like, changing stories on me through this entire call?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;No, no I'm not changing-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Are you just making shit up now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I am not changing stories, this is the same story, I had just gotten fired from the Wendy's and I was feeling down, and I, I was feeling down...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You'd been FIRED from Wendy's.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I was, yeah, let go. I was let go from Wendy's, and I was sad, I was sad about that, you know, they gave me...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; WHY?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, emotional differences.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Emotional differences. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, my, my, my employer, my...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's...this is absolutely nothing, that just sounds like a bunch of bullsheeit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Also sounds a little GAY. [''Chris stammers, splutters, and sighs in the background''] I mean, what, did the fry cook break up with you or something? I mean, come on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''short sigh''] No! It was nothing, it was nothing like that! It was a misunderstanding, something...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why do you sigh so much? That's just irritating.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a spike on his shoulder against me. And, and, and, and then, and then that was why he, and then that was why he eventually fired me...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''has been trying to interrupt Chris's stammering for a while''] WHAT KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''long pause''] Like I, like I did, like I did some things that he thought were bad but were, that he thought were bad but were actually good. And then he let, and then he, and then he let me, and then he let me go based on that. Anyway, yeah, I, anyway, this was a couple of days before 9/11 and I was still feeling down from being let go, and then, on 9/11 I was out shopping with my mother that day.<br /> <br /> ===Maturity, and [[chores]]===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Good god, I mean, you sound like you're just, you sound like you're just some simpering little...your voice is all wavery...good lord. You want to date...YOU? You want to date my daughter? You're not even giving me an ounce of respect now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh come, oh come, oh come on, I grew up a lot, I grew up a lot since then! [''rapidly loses coherence''] I've grown, I've grown up a lot, in sounds, in sounds, duetothegirl, and, sounds strite, sound, in sound mind.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Goddamn. This just sounds like a bunch of fucking whining. You're not even, you don't even sound like half the man that other Chris sounds like at this point. You don't sound like you've grown up. You play fucking Pokeymon all the time!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chris's dander is up.''] I am, I am, I am a grown-up ''sir''! I have moved, I have moved on from Pokémon years ago! I am a grown-up! I have moved on from the childish things.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, you didn't move from...you went from Pokémon to Sonichu. What the fuck? This is still just kid shit. You don't have a job. You're still living with your parents. Almost 30 years old. This is ridiculous. You want to date my daughter. You realize that she's LEAGUES above you right now. She's out of your reach.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Getting a word in edgewise after many stammers''] I have, I have, I have suffered through my own, through my own trials and tribulations that would be war-like. I have suffered through a whole bunch of...enduring physical pains as well. You just could not, you just could not imagine...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughing''] Physical pain! [''more laughter''] God, this is...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have, I have worked myself to the bone a lot!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is ridiculous.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I have, I have felt heartaches, and I have felt like...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't know what physical pain feels like...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have felt like I couldn't move on. But then, but then I still move on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...until you have taken a bullet in the fucking chest. I'm lucky to be alive. My comrade, one of my good buddies, he wasn't so lucky. He died right next to me. I carried him back...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''humbled''] Yeah, well, well, yeah, that is, that was, that was very heroic and I commend you for that good sir.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sure. Yeah. I'm sure. You don't need to commend me. Now you're just kissing ass.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No! I am not just, I am not kissing ass!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Well then. Alright. So really, okay...I have one more question, what do you have to offer my daughter, really? After I've heard all this, what exactly do you have to offer a future med student? She had a good fiancé, and now you think you can take her?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes I could, because I could offer, I can, I can offer her...a whole bunch of support that, that, that, that Chris could not offer. Like I am, I am, I am [[Honest Content|HONEST]]...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really? He's going to be published! He has a job lined up!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Like, I am honest, I am loyal, I am STRONG...good natured...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but this guy spoke several languages, he had connections in the comic-book industry, this guy could get a job right out of college, and you're mooching off the government, off of ''MY'' tax money! And you want to date my daughter. These two had so much in common, Kacey and Chris. She loved everything about him. And you? You just sit around, play with toys, and what, video games? Is that what you buy with your welfare money? Like Pokeyman shit?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Pokéwalker of Fail|I have not played with Pokémon for years]], sir!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so what do you play with?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmph.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You denied Pokeyman, but you didn't deny video games.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some Gui-, I have played some Guitar Hero.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Guitar Hero]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What the hell is that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play gitar.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You have to stand up to play ''guitar''! Oh, wow! That's...why don't you...that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real guitar? I think the real Chris could play a real guitar.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''indignant''] I work, I work hard for my father in his, in his gar-, in his gar-, in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pulled weeds? My grandma pulled weeds! My grandma had arthritis and she pulled weeds every day!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''short sigh''] Well, I'm sorry to hear that your grandma had ar-, had arthritis. But I, but I, I am, I am very strong sir. And I tell you, it was very hard and torturing work to pull, to pull, to, I was working under the hot hot sun, it was, those were very hot days!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you still look like a, I dunno, you look pretty fat to me. I mean, my Kacey, Kacey exercises. And she lost weight, she looks, you know, she looks wonderful. And you? I mean, do you even know...what is the hot sun? I've been in the Middle East. You don't know hot until you've been out in the fuckin' shit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, yes, okay, yes, I will agree with you that I cannot, I cannot understand heat, truly understand heat, until I'm truly in the middle of a desert. But still, it was, those were very hot days. And I pulled those weeds. And I even, I even, I even placed lumber around the edges of that garden, and I hammered labels of those flowers, and my, that my, that my father hand-wrote accurately, and figured, and, pat out the, and he showed me where to place them, I even helped him a little bit with placing them. And I placed, I hammered those labels hard into those pieces of lumber.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's, that just sounds like basic chores. Lumber, pulling weeds, on a good day I had to do 200 push-ups. And I saw [[30 Push-Ups|those push-ups you did]], whatever you call them. Push-ups? That's not push-ups. That was, I dunno, you looked like you were flopping around like a.... fish. Actually kinda looked like you were humping the floor or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unfazed''] I even mowed the lawn!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mowed the lawn! [''laughs''] Wow.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, and again, those were very hot days, too. And sometimes the lawnmower would quit on me! And I'd have to practically kick-start it, with my foot, I had to kick it to start it up again!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, I see seven-year-olds who mow lawns all day for a summer job. All day. All summer. They do it just, they handle it just fine, why can't you? Oh, yeah, and they get paid for it, might I add.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Getting very angry at this point'']Yeah, well, I was not, well, I was not paid for mowing the lawn. And also, you know what? Another heavy-duty burden I had to take care of, and that I wasn't paid for? When [[Patti Chandler|my dog]] died, a few years ago, she was a sweet dog, I moved, I lifted and carried her doghouse to the site where we buried her. Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs in disbelief'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It was very heavy! I carried that thing.<br /> <br /> ===Death and fake Internet women===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''about to break down laughing''] You're talking to me about how your dog died, you're talking about someone who has lost friends and family in national tragedies. My mother, I had...I had to deal with the loss of my mother, not to old age, but to...fucking...a plane by fucking...piloted by terrorists. My gran-, my mother was killed by terrorists.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Yeah, my...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And your...but, but your heavy burden is your dog died. I'm sorry, but boo, really, I've had dogs die, it sucks, but that's nothing... that's nothing...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'know, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, I was very sad when she died. It was not a matter of age, it was pretty much, yeah, she was very sickly, there was nothing we could do, so I, I signed that form to give them permission to put her to sleep. I let her, I let her go, that was an emotional burden on me. And I have, I have been, my aunt Corrina died just a few months, just a few months, just last January, because of, because of heart cancer.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs in disbelief''] Are you, are you...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It was very, it was very saddening, I was very...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, are you messing with me? Are you trying to compare the loss of my mother, the loss of someone who took care of me for years, to a dog? Are you calling my mother a dog?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not calling your mother a dog.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''[[stress sigh]] of his own''] I had to dig my mother out of the rubble of the Twin Towers. I mean, and you had to lift a doghouse.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I'll tell you, that doghouse was heavier than any tombstone. And that doghouse pretty much was the tombstone!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sounds like you're fucking with me now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not! I am being very HONEST with you sir! I'm telling you the honest truth from my, from my sound mind and my sound heart.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm starting to, I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole honesty thing you keep talking about. How do you think, how do you think Kacey would feel if I told her about this? What do you think, how do you think she would feel about you comparing this whole lifting a 30-, 50-pound doghouse to maybe a 100-, 200-pound tombstone? That doghouse was probably, what, made of wood? This is solid rock!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, it was, it was, no, I mean, yeah, this is, it was wood ''and'' plastic, that thing had to weigh over a hundred pounds!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Plastic's pretty light, you know. I'm sorry, this is, this isn't even close to the same.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And that's just, that's just that...you know, if you had told this to Kacey, she would probably be, she would be so angry. You're just totally grasping at [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straws]] at this point.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''mutters under his breath''] Yeah, well, also I've been to a whole bunch of this, also, to go off talk, off-topic a bit, or going back to an old topic, that I have been DECEIVED BY THE TROLLS! A bunch of them pretending to be women who I thought were honest over the Internet when I was talking to them for the first time for a while!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; WHO GIVES A SHIT about the Internet?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And some, and some of them, and some of them were actually, and some of them were actually two honest women...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; BE A MAN...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And those [[PandaHalo|two]] [[Ivy|women]] died! I was very, I was very heartbroken by that! And yet I was even more heartbroken when I found out that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, I...I may not admit, okay, well, yes...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Wait, wait, didn't you say, fake women? Did you say that these women were fake? So wait, these women were probably fake...fake women died?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''in a state of great consternation''] I didn't, I didn't...no! I'm talking about, no, two of them, a coup-, a few of them were real women.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And how many of these women have you gone through?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have not been able to go to them. But one, there was this [[Julie|one time]] where I actually thought it was a woman, and I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead. I drove a whole, I drove a whole, almost 20, I drove from five in the morning to 12 o'clock, to about, just after about, after midnight. To find out that the destination was a bad one, and that was, that was an imposterous troll.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you went to go to...Ohio, for a fake woman, but my Kacey just told me that you won't go and visit her, a real woman?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, I, I, I...[''angry, incoherent stammering'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am looking at Kacey right ''now''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But you're in...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You wouldn't even go to D.C., that's like two hours away. And you've met her before, for God's sake?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I mean, I was more naïve, I was more naïve back then, but I am very less naïve now. I have been very less naïve for about, for about a year now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not convinced.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''He's snapping.''] OH COME ON. YOU SHOULD BE CONVINCED!<br /> <br /> ===The maggot manchild and shit starts to hit the fan===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughing with frustration''] &quot;Oh come on&quot;? You know who, you know who you're talking to, son? What the fuck is this? Now you're just talking back to me like a little kid. Don't yell at me, you maggot! Piece of shit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, yeah, you, you're obviously talking to me like, as if I was a child. And I am not a child.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because you are a child, you're acting like a child.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not a child, I am a MAN. I am a STRONG MAN. I have been through a whole bunch of emotional and physical traumas in my life!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You haven't proven a thing to me, you've shown me nothing that could even possibly suggest that you are a man.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, sometimes my memory fails me!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're just sitting around in your parents' house, crying about your little dog, playing video games, whining about women on the Internet. Some lazy little maggot...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Full-blown tard rage erupts''] I AM NOT, I AM NOT LAZY!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're living with your parents and you don't have a job, how is that not lazy?!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, maybe I, maybe I don't have a job, but I do work around the house! I lift a whole bunch of...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Chores! I do those every day, and I'm retired!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They're not just chores! They're not just chores.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes-they-are! EVERYONE works around the house.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Maybe everyone works around the house, but they don't, they differ from burden to burden to... [''stress sigh''] ...heavy weights! I mean...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've seen, you know, I was looking around that YouTube, I saw [[Tour of Chris's House|a video of your house]]. It's a FUCKING MESS! You call that working around the house? Are you trying to be, and you're trying to be some kind of house-husband or something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, most of that mess belongs to my mother and I can't really, I can't really organize it without her being able to help me, without her being able to point out where to put everything!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, it's your mom's fault. That's real mature.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; She's a, well, okay, yeah, I admit, she's a bit of a pack rat. And since she retired from secretarial work, she's been more lazy, I'll admit that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But your room is a mess, too. What do you have to say about that? I mean, this is nothing. At this rate...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''On the edge of tears''] It may be nothing, it may be, it may be nothing...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're a pack rat too.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not a, I am not that bad of a pack rat. I mean, I even brought, I even brought a bunch, I even brought practically all that stuff into the house. And I had to bring in a couch and I had to bring in the hutch, among other pieces of furniture, among the smaller pieces of stuff, smaller bunches of junk that my mom got! That's a lot, that's a lot of heavy lifting. And it was very hard.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who doesn't have to push furniture? All this stuff you're talking about, these heavy burdens sound like stuff everybody has to do at least at some point. This is nothing, this is just regular, everyday housework. This isn't real work. This is chores.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I...oh! And you don't think...!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is kids' stuff.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, and you don't think carrying your soldier friend on your back was a heavy burden? That was a heavy burden?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What...what the fu...are you mocking me?!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not mocking you!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is this...are you comparing...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm just, I'm just pointing out, I'm just pointing out that what you did was a heavy burden under...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know even know what to say to this!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I mean, that is, yeah, that is a heavy burden because you were fighting to save, you were fighting to save your friend's life...<br /> <br /> ===Kacey returns===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Kacey, c'mon, come over here. You gotta listen to this guy. This is great.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, what's up, daddy?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What is...I mean...this guy is just fucking with me...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Daddy, you sound mad, what's wrong?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This guy's just fucking with me, he's not even, he's not even respecting me at all. He's a disrespectful...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; What, he's disrespecting you? What is he doing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know, he's just talking about all this faggot kiddie shit. How he has to move chairs and do, oh no, housework! And he's comparing that to when your grandma died.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; He's WHAT?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I mean, he's talking about all these &quot;heavy burdens&quot; he's had to face, you know, saying it's a heavy burden, kind of like...of course, you remember when we lost grandma...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh my God, I know, I had to volunteer just to get my mind off it...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This guy has nothing to offer you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''He's still combative.''] I have a lot to offer her!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have plenty to offer her!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Like what?!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't yell at my father like that! You need to respect him, he's a retired Marine!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sigh''] I do respect your father, Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, you need to be nice to him! What are you going to do if he doesn't like you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''another sigh''] I mean, I want, I was being nice to him, but then he started to insult me, he was talking down to me like as if I was a child, when I'm an adult.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I already don't like...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Chris! He's way older than you! He's your elder! To him, you are a child! I'm a child to him!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well, I guess in compar-, I guess in comparison, yeah, that is true. But I just don't like being talked, I just feel, I just basically, just turns me off when I'm talked down to and such. I mean, I have to put up with my father talking down to me and such, and he starts more arguments than there are flies in the garbage dump!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, but my father doesn't get angry easily.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can't act like a child like that! He is your elder! You're trying to ask him PERMISSION.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; What are you doing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well...yeah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Apologize!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... [''heavy sigh''] Yeah. [''more sighing''] I apologize, Matthew. I apologize for talking back to you. I just got, I got, I got carried away. Especially from feeling like I was being talked down to. Mm...I mean, surely, yeah, you can understand that, I'm sure your father talked down to you, you, even when you were about my age. And I do not mean to insult you or your father, I just felt like it was a fair compar-, I just felt like it was a good comparison there, but anyway. I apologize for yelling at you, and raising my voice.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't even know how you think you can call me by my name right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't believe a goddamn word you just said. I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry, actually.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well...believe it or not, it is the whole, honest truth, that I have been telling you this whole time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Honest. [''snort''] If that's the truth, I'm afraid to say you're pretty fucked. You're just using people from the Internet as scapegoats for your problems. And you were lying when you first met Kacey. That's what I've gotten about this. You...are not good enough for my daughter. Chris, on the other hand, has my blessing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''massive stress sigh'']<br /> ===Literature and health===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And if the Internet is such a problem for you, I mean, just get rid of it. What do you have to do? Just call up whoever it is, AOL, whatever it is you use, just call 'em and say &quot;I don't want the Internet anymore.&quot; That's all you have to do. You don't need it for anything. Go to a library!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I have a bunch...yeah, well, I have a bunch of ties on the Internet and for your information I do go to libraries. I read a lot of books.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really? What was the last book you read?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; {{anchor|Mockingbird}}The last book I read... was ''[[Wikipedia:To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's high-school shit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You call this high-school, I call it adult, I call it...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Kacey read that in high school, Kacey read that as a freshman in high school.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I call it adult drama.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; An adult drama.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. It was very dramatic, and I felt for the characters in that, in that story, just like I feel for every character, all the characters in the stor-, in the stories that I have read, throughout my whole life.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what exactly did you learn from this book?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''long pause''] I... have... learned... that I have to be able to cope and be patient with, with a, with everybody who makes, a whole lot of people that may appear to be impatient or that could be hard to put up with. Like George had to put up with Lenny throughout the story. I mean, I'd say that's...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's ''[[Wikipedia:Of Mice and Men|Of Mice and Men]]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting my stories mixed up. Yeah. Yeah. ''To Kill a Mockingbird''. Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeeeaaaaah... did you even read this book?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes I did! The dramatic story, the story about that girl who was living with her family throughout the Depression and there was that guy in the store who was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk. That was like, that was definitely a story of, like, definitely, you know, be kind to your neighbor and they'll, and they'll, and they'll be kind to you. That's still another kind of, another, it's another story where you have to learn to be patient...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That doesn't sound like the American classic that I know. I'm sorry. This is... just sounds like a bunch of horseshit. Do you remember the court scene?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, the what?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; The court scene in the book? That was pretty big, it was a pretty major part of the book. Do you even remember who [[Wikipedia:Atticus Finch|Atticus Finch]] was? That was probably the pivotal moment of the book.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Atticus... hm... Atticus... hm, I do believe that was the lawyer in that story.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yesss... man, you call yourself smart? You aren't smart enough for Kacey. When did you read this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I... I've read it, about a month ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; A month ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Rage button pushed''] Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Wooooowww! [''laughs''] What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, I don't even know what the hell...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I eat and drink healthy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you look like that. You don't even know what I just said, do you? You completely missed that I was, that little analogy back there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no, I...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Kacey says you eat [[McDonald's]]. You say you eat healthy, but you eat at McDonald's?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have a, I have salads over at McDonald's. And I drink the lemonade over there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That lemonade is full of sugar. You know, [[Liquid|Chris]] is, Chris is fit, I've seen that man, he has rock-hard abs. That guy makes a Marine proud. And he can cook, he doesn't go to McDonald's because he doesn't need to.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I can cook too! And sometimes I do cook!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, he and Kacey like to go running together. Why don't you go running with Kacey, rather than sitting around eating fast food all day?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do go out, I do go out for jogs, sir. I do go out jogging. And if Kacey was here I would be happy to go jogging with her. Or even running, I'd be happy to do that as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You think you could do five miles like Kacey and Chris do? Five miles?<br /> <br /> [[Image:208x228 Advice-CWC-I-JOG-FIVE-MILES-A-DAY.jpg|thumb|Yep!]]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a brisk jog.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I could do five miles with Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Someone who looks like you can run five miles? I'm sorry, that's bullshit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're...[''angry sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You look like you couldn't even do five seconds running. In fact, I was watching, I was watching those push-ups, you got winded after... that was thirty seconds of push-ups and you were sweating like a pig.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''indignant''] Well, wouldn't you sweat?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't...with that much...? Fuck, that's nothing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; WARRIORS, WARRIORS...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm a Marine. Not after... a few push-ups like that? That's nothing. Okay, but... how much and how often do you jog? I sweat maybe... maybe after, I don't know, ten miles on a hot day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have been jogging for about fifteen minutes on a daily basis.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fifteen minutes. So you go...you go, what, a quarter of a mile and you call it quits? That's pussy shit. And that's just jogging. Kacey could run, Kacey runs for at least an hour.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, that's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Five miles is like a two-hour jog, you know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I have a, I have a whole bunch of potential, I can run five miles with Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I would love to see that. I mean, why don't you? You can't... you say you could. You're just saying you have potential. That doesn't sell me. You can't sell me with &quot;potential.&quot; Why don't you run five miles, and maybe, maybe I'll think otherwise.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It would be hard to video, to video-record five mile running. But I can run five miles, with Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I can! And I will the first chance I get!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But why with Kacey, though, why can't you just do it on your own? You have a camera, don't you? It wouldn't be so hard to just hold a camera and run, would it? That's easily, easily do-able.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why don't you just figure out how to do that? You said you're good with computers. I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]] is.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You barely know what a Windows is?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't...[''sputters'']... don't patronize me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that. I could figure out how to hold a camera and fuckin' run for five miles. That's...how could you not figure out how to do that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, think about this, do you think the batteries would be able to last five miles?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Running? Shit. You're running, you're not jogging, it's not gonna take two hours.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, still, yeah, well... yeah, well, I can't...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Besides, think of it as a time limit of some sort, you know? You gotta run fast enough so you can get all of it in before the batteries run out. That would take like... half an hour at most. Batteries last that long.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, so a half hour running? I'll be happy to do a half hour of running with my digital camera.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Fine. Show me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, I will.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Until then, until then, you are not good enough for Kacey. You are just a maggot.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well. You may call me a maggot, but I'm a pretty dang strong one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm gonna go talk to Kacey, I gotta tell her, you do not deserve Kacey. Kacey lifts more than you, how does that feel? The strong man outdone by a woman.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well I may not feel pleasant, if that was the case, then I could not say I did not try.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But I...<br /> ===Liquid Chris and minimum wage jobs===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; While you're at it, you don't, you don't try, if you had tried you would have gotten out of your house, you would have gotten a job, you would have... you would be like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''long pause''] Yeah, well, I am much stronger and I am much better than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yes I am!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But why don't you have, you don't have a job! You're not stronger than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]], you're not smarter than Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am stronger and I am smarter than Chris!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not living on your own. How can you even say that? And he's younger than you!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I say that because it's true.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You do not think so...you may not think so...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I was so happy, when Kacey said she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris|Chris]]. But then, I don't know, he vanished or something, I don't know what happened...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that would be the point where he made his video on [[YouTube]] where he pretended he was being kidnapped and then that's where he hid away for a number of, for a few months.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, and that devastated her. You don't know how much she missed him.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do, I do, because she has shared that with me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, I would much rather believe him...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; She has shared that with me and I have comforted the her. I have emotionally supported her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think she... she wasn't nearly that, I don't think she was nearly as happy as when the police finally called her about that. I think you're just trying to get, I think you're just trying to get my little Kacey for a booty call.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Believe me sir, it would not just be for a booty call, it would be for a strong relationship with all the loyalty and trust and honesty that a woman can ever want. [''shifts to a momentous tone, half under his breath''] EVER.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt; '''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But you can't even move out. She needs a man, a man who can support himself and keep a job. You got fired from [[Wendy's]], most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's. What are you gonna do, what are you gonna do if she gets pregnant and she can't work?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What kind of job?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store. At the least. If not better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That makes minimum wage at best. That's not a real job. You know how much minimum wage is?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; At the current rate, it's about $8 an hour.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's not good enough! Get a good job! You can't live off that! Especially after taxes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I can get a good job, and I will.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; If you want to do lifting, you go work in a warehouse or something. And last I checked, minimum wage was $7.25.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''takes a contemptuous tone''] Huh! You must have checked, no offense, but you must have checked like five years ago. [''In fact, [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. minimum wages|Matt is correct]].'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And how would you know? You don't have a job!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because it was over five years ago, I was working for that minimum wage, and that was $7.50.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That wasn't minimum wage.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes it was. And that was back at Wa-Wendy's!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know you can get paid more at jobs than minimum wage? I just looked it up right now, it says $7.25.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Maybe that's average minimum wage.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't lie to me. Look...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not lying to you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Kacey, come on, Kacey, come over here, listen to this horseshit, ''listen to this horseshit''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; What's wrong now, Daddy?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What's this he's talking about... minimum wage is $7.25, right?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. It went up in July, I remember because it was around my birthday.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This guy's lying again. Why is it...I'm looking right here on this webpage, that's exactly what it says.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it happened on July 24, that was like...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why does this guy keep lying to me? How do I know that anything he says is true?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I stand corrected! I stand corrected. On current minimum wage.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't argue with me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> ===Respect and listening skills===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is he being disrespectful again, Daddy?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; He's always been... he's been disrespectful this whole time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh''] I have not been lying!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; When Kacey says it, when Kacey says it you believe it now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; I just don't understand.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't understand either.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I can't say I'm in full understanding either. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; That doesn't even make sense. Like, I shouldn't have to pick up the other line and have to hear this. I mean, what are you doing, are you trying to sabotage this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. Just, throughout, throughout this whole conversation I have been telling the [[True and honest|honest truth]], from memory. As far as I know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, but this doesn't make sense. Like, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] charmed my dad within five minutes. Why are you still fighting with him? Why are you lying to my father?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have not been lying to your father. I have been telling him the truth throughout my best and honest knowledge. From my heart and from my head.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; What are you wanting me to think, that you're dumb or something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I...wh...no. [''pause''] I, I...[''drowned out by Kacey'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, then what's going on?! Why does my dad look so upset? I haven't seem him this upset in a long time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I can't read, I cannot read his mind, so...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, no, no-one expects you to, but you could be respectful to him.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, um, I mean, yeah, I was doing my best to be respectful. But then...and then he started, he started...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; My Dad is not going to lie to me, and obviously whenever I get on the phone you're calm and everything, so is something going on when I'm not on the phone? Like are you being two-faced?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation. I swear, hand to [[God]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; You shouldn't do that, we don't swear to God, and my dad wouldn't lie to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; One-faced side of bullshit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, he's been contradicting me, and talking to me in a negative way...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, you guys, I'm going to go. Talk nice.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have been, I have been, I was talking nice. And then he started contradicting me with those words, like, yeah, and, uh, hm, and put, and putting me down, like even call, even call, even calling me a pussy, or, among other things. And then that, and then that just...grinded my gears.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, Kacey is gone. She's not listening right now. She didn't hear anything you just said.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> '''Portal Turret:''' Target lost.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Stop [[sigh]]ing so much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I'm speechless at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Didn't you just hear, she... hear her say she was getting off?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh...hear her say she was getting off?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you pay attention to anything? Ever? To the words that I am saying?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, I'm, I do pay attention. But I, I did not hear &quot;I'm getting off.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is... this, do you even listen to her at all? How can you be a good boyfriend? You don't listen to anything.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, I do, I do listen! And I, and ob-, obviously, she must have said it in a quiet tone, because I did not hear it. [''Actually, Chris was talking over her at the time, but never mind.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But this is... she was pretty upset. She wasn't that quiet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; W... well, I'm sorry she's upset.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And now, what I'm saying right now, is that before you can say you are better than Chris, you need to get a job, you need to move out from your parents, you need to be independent. You need to show me that you're a man. And you... you also have to have the ability to not lie to me. I'm getting all tongue-tied, because...just...you don't know how frustrating this is. I mean, I haven't done that in years.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you are lucky her mother isn't here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I pro-, and I send... I promise you. I have not been lying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; How is this, how is this frustrating to you? You sound like you just have the easiest life in the world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because, because, because, because you're, because you're frustrated, and your frustration is reflecting onto me and it's making me feel frustrated. It's making me feel frustrated.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's pathetic life and diseased ticker===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You sit around...what are you going to do after this? You're gonna go home, you're gonna go play [[video games]] again or something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nobody can get you to do anything. Play your [[Pokemon|Pokeymans]], watch [[TV]]. Sleep. Eat [[McDonald's]]. That's, that's your life.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That is not my life.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Isn't it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's a lot, it's a lot more than that. I do a lot more than...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah, I forgot, you do chores, too.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; See, this, you know, this is why I was talking to Kacey about...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You talk and you get angry at people on the Internet who you've never seen before.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, see, right now you're just...you're just saying some, saying some of the things that sit aside from the good for me, honest, from, aside from the good things, yeah, everything I've said, I have been, I have been very honest about, and you're just taking the bad pieces that can, you're just taking some of that honesty and you're just reflecting it onto me and, you're just making it sound bad. Like it's a bad thing. And that makes me feel bad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; It IS a bad thing. What good qualities do you have that aren't LIES? You started this whole relationship on a lie. My daughter doesn't deserve that. And now you're blaming me for all this that's going on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna, could you just, look, okay, well, you did not let me say that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You just met me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, okay, well, I'm talking to you over the phone, that is [''dissolves into gibberish momentarily'']...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't...it just sounds like you don't want to admit any of your faults. You just...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am, I am happy to admit my faults.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Okay, well, for one, sometimes, I don't think things through and I make, end up in the decision I thought was good at first may end up being the bad decision. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; O... kay?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But yeah, I have been improving on that and thinking things through fully. Making sure that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Everyone does that, everyone, you know, makes a mistake every now and then. Okay?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let's start with something easy. Let's tell me...tell me...how about you admit that you're, well, okay, I'll just say it. [[Obesity|FAT]]. And lazy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; {{anchor|Buddha belly}}Okay, well, I admit I do have a Buddha belly, but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Doesn't show at all. How often do you watch TV? And you said you jog for fifteen minutes. That's... that's not gonna burn calories.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I'm working up to thirty minutes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Thirty minutes. And compared to...how does this compare to how much TV you watch?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; For your information, I watch only about four hours of television.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hours of television.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; In a day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; A day. That... I don't think that's true. That just doesn't sound, you kinda paused right there? You sound like you actually had to think about it for a second. I don't think that's true.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, when I had to count it up, I did have to think about it. But yes, it is true, I watch four hours of television in a day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hours, that's still quite a bit, hasn't Kacey told you anything about how important it is to take care of yourself?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, we have, we have talked about that. And I have listened to her about that, and I have been taking the appropriate steps and abiding with her words in mind and heeding her advice as such.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really...because she's still pretty worried about you, she says. She think something's gonna happen to you, you know. She thinks it's not looking good. And didn't she, she told me you were on [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, I know about that stuff. That's something people my age take. I don't take it myself, but I know people who do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, for your information, my doctor got me off, took me off [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] a couple of months ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I still don't think you...you still don't sound like you're terribly healthy. Okay, watching TV aside, and you play video games, how long do you do that a day, huh? I mean, with how much you sit around, your metabolism must not be so hot.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How long... do I sit around? I would not say that I sit around that much. I would say...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And play... okay, how much do you play video games?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; About two hours in a day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Two hours a day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so that's at least six hours you spend sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your room. That's a quarter of a day. In six hours you could have worked a part-time job.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I, but, the time I do not spend in front of the television is the time I spend exercising. That's about half of the day.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You do not spend half of a day exercising. If you spent half a day exercising, you would have at least lost that little [[Wikipedia:Budai|Buddha belly]] and those man-tits of yours.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, now I'm feeling insulted with those, with what you just said there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you just told me fifteen minutes, so you're lying again.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, maybe, yeah, well, fifteen minutes jogging, upon the pacing of the spacing of the jogging.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so you don't even run fifteen minutes altogether, at one time?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's fifteen, they're, fifteen minutes, they're fifteen-minute intervals, like I do fifteen minutes in one hour, then the next hour I do another fifteen minutes of jogging.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But that doesn't help you at all. All that...that means there's 45 minutes of you doing nothing every hour. By then your heart rate has gone down, the exercise is gonna do nothing for you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My heart rate has been, has been good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I can guarantee that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you even know what you're talking about?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I do, I am talking...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you even know how to check your heart rate?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes I do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, how?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I put my fingers on my pulse, count the number of beats through ten seconds, and then I multiply by six. That's, that's...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Where do you check for your pulse?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Put two fingers on my wrist or on my neck. Or put it on my chest where my heart is.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so what's a good heart rate for you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; About seventy-two beats per minute.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Seventy-two beats per minute.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; To about a hundred beats per minute.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-huh. So what's your heart rate right now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright... [''long silence''] Alright, let me find that...yeah. It's approximately, it is approximately eighty-four right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eighty-four from just sitting around?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I've been listening. Chris, that's a serious medical condition. What are you talking about? Normally your heart doesn't beat that fast unless you've done exercise.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's like [[Wikipedia:arrhythmia|arrhythmia]] or [[Wikipedia:tachycardia|tachycardia]]. What are you doing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, right, you know, well, I did get a little bit of [[stress]] from some of the conversation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Stress doesn't do that. That's like a serious medical condition. And I heard you talk to my dad, you don't listen to anything I say when I worry about you. You still go to [[McDonald's]], and I told you those salads aren't healthy. I bet you haven't even lost one pound. Don't you care that I think you're gonna die? [''Chris stammers briefly in response''] That you're probably going to lose motion in your body if you don't exercise enough? This is important to me!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. It is.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; What're you going to do? You're gonna die before you're thirty.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''pause''] Hm. [''pause, then sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmph.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; If anything, that means you have way too much caffeine in your system. If you have something that high. That's either, you can get that from smoking, from too much fat, from too much caffeine...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Her voice breaks, on the verge of crying.''] It's like you don't even care! Dad was right, you are being disrespectful!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Attempting to sound empathetic''] Kacey, I do care. [''sigh''] Even though, even though it may not, even though it may shot 'n I've shot, I do care. Believe me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Because it's that hard for you to stop going to McDonald's. But you've still been going. Right?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have been going less.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's not like I didn't... less is not none! Fast food is bad! Period at the end!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''On the defensive''] Yeah, but that was like once a week! Once in a week!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Once a week is bad! Don't eat any! None!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, I won't go there anymore. I won't go [[McDonald's]] anymore.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Or any fast food!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright. I will not go to any fast food, I...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Whatever. It's not like you haven't lied to me before. You're just probably lying to me now. Dad, I can't deal with this anymore...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'M NOT LYING TO YOU! I promise you! I promise you! I promise you, Kacey. I promise you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; She's gone again.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''stress sigh'']<br /> ===Chris blows it, but he's an American!===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; She was pretty, ah...let's say you just blew it, man. She was, she was crying right there. You just fuckin' blew it. Big-time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''deep sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I just heard the door slam. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes and calls Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmph. Well...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What do you have to say for yourself? [''Long silence ensues'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, all I can say is...that's your opinion, and you have every right to your own opinion.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's not my opinion. It just happened. What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about facts.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, you're talking about, yes you are talking about facts, but you have expressed a whole bunch of your own opinions about what you've heard from me the whole conversation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And that's all you have to say about the fact that you just upset my daughter? What are you...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's my response, that's my response about you, but as for Kacey, you know, I just feel, I just feel very sad for her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't care what you have to say about me. This is about, you should care about Kacey, not me! You have to do something big.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I care about Kacey. I really, truly do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. But if you want my opinion right now, I think you should stay away from my daughter. Unless you really, REALLY turn around your life. You're not even close to Chris right now. You have to do something big to get her back. You have to get a job, at the very least. Lose, I dunno, 50 pounds. Move out. Then I might consider you, MAYBE.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you have to keep your promises, because she says you never do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do keep my promises.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I think she should be with [[Liquid Chris|her real fiancé]] right now. [''Long silence''] I mean, he treats her like a princess. You treat her like... a set of tits and ass.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I treat her like a princess as well. I treat her, more importantly... as a friend... a true friend, a good friend...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That doesn't sound like it at all.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't know. I mean...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do know. Because she talks to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well... points of view.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I can't even stand your voice. So whiny, all this sighing, it's like a baby. You'll never be as good as Chris at this rate.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am a lot better than Chris. Belieeeeeeeeve me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not even a functioning human. You're leeching off my government.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have a functioning image...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I met Chris in real life, he's an upstanding young man. How are you better than this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I... am an [[United_States_of_America|American]]! I am proud to be an American and [[I_AM_STRONG|I am STRONG]]. I am an individual...<br /> <br /> [''Portal'' can again be heard faintly in the background]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't tell, don't tell me you're an American.<br /> <br /> [''Portal'' can again be heard]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can't tell me you're patriotic...if you were patriotic you wouldn't even have thought about making that video, [[Twin Falling Towers|that 9/11 video]]. I still can't believe why you made that. It doesn't matter. You don't... do that! You're not acting like a patriot, you're acting more like a terrorist.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I'm sorry I gave off that impression. At least I, at least I was man enough to admit I was wrong and I am, I did my best to undo the mistake by deleting my video, and making the apology.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, Chris and Kacey are Americans too. And &quot;sorry&quot; doesn't undo the fact that you made that video.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's love and memory===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It may not, but at least I admitted I was wrong. And it takes a man to admit when he is wrong.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you still made it. You... you're not a man. Stop trying to call yourself a man. I mean, it takes a real man to change, and you haven't.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do change my habits. I have been changing my habits. And I have been better from the habits I have changed.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a lie. You haven't done shit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I...I have done a lot more than you can, than you are thinking right now. Or that you could ever think at this moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You said you stopped at a McDonald's, and you didn't... that's such a simple little thing, and you still lied about it. You can't stop eating fast food. What makes you think you can turn around and get a job and stop leeching off the government? And stop lying to Kacey?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''pauses''] Because... I am me, I have faith in me, and I am strong within myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I bet you don't even love Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do love Kacey!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I bet if Kacey left you right now, right this very moment, you would...you'd probably cry, for maybe just a couple seconds, then you'd go out and find another girl on the Internet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[The Wallflower|No!]]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Wouldn't you? And even if you do love Kacey, you don't love Kacey nearly as much as Chris loves Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do love Kacey, truly and deeply. And I care about her, about that much, probably more.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And so does Chris, and he can prove it, so why don't you? You can't even stop eating McDonald's for her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''pauses''] I can so prove it, and I will.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; God. You know, he knows her favorite color, and her favorite flower. I'm sure you don't.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Her favorite color is &quot;tarquoise&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Turquoise? That's... that's wrong.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's a blue-green shade. ''[Chris is correct here, at least. On his [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 creepy date] with Kacey, she said her favorite color was [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|teal]].]''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, favorite flower.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sigh''] I cannot say that I, I cannot say that I remember her favorite flower at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aha. Really.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It could have been maybe because she did not mention her favorite flower yet. But she did tell me her favorite color. It was a shade, it was a blue-green shade. So turquoise is ''close''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Can you remember anything? Okay, I bet you don't even remember some of the stuff I just said today. You probably don't even remember who in my family dies in 9/11, do you? I just said that, what, half an hour ago?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You, you said that your daughter, that your daughter was giving blood in New York, right by the 9/11 site.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, but who DIED, who of my family died in 9/11?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The grandma.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; My grandma?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Her grandmother.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who is?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You did not mention her name.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; No... [''exasperated sigh''] ... no, okay, her grandmother, who is...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Your mother.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; How long did that just take you? Good boy! God, this is just like talking to a preschooler.<br /> <br /> ===Matthew crosses the line and Chris's reaction time===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, talking to a what?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; A preschooler. God. This is... man. You can't have Kacey, with this kind of, this is just ridiculous. I can't believe I'm talking to someone who's so... [[naïve]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''angry intake of breath''] You just crossed a line. You just crossed a line. By saying the word &quot;naïve.&quot; That is like the worst insult to me...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What line?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; A line. You crossed the line. You've just... you just really ticked me off right there when you said that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What're you gonna do about it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nothing at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;Nothing at the moment&quot;?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because I can't really do anything, I'm not right there in front of you, now, am I? I'm talking to you over the phone. The only thing I could do right now is let you know that you just crossed a line. By saying that word.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Are you... wait, wait, wait a minute, are you trying to threaten me? You trying to threaten an ex-Marine?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so what are you saying? I could whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to. Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well. I would be able to defend myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you would hit Kacey?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I would not hit Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you ever defended yourself?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have defended myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''exhales in disbelief''] I'm sure that was something to see. Have you... I mean, I'm sure, I can see what would just happen. She'd probably try to throw a punch and you'd just bounce her off with your Buddha belly. Or so you call it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I would either step to one side or block it with an arm!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] That little limp-wristed twig of yours? You're pretty big, but you've got some pretty scrawny arms. And you're a pretty big target, she'd be...pretty hard to miss you. I've seen her punches.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think you'd be able to react fast enough.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, you have not seen how I can, how fast I can react.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can't even react fast enough to what I'm saying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because I'd like to spellcheck, and make sure I'm not making any mistakes. Make sure that my mind and my mouth are in sync.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Making... mistakes...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My mouth does not go faster than my mind.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What are you even...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's another, that is another one of my flaws, I am willing to admit. Sometimes my mouth goes faster than my brain.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I bet that's not the only thing that goes faster than your brain. Are you trying to say you're some kind of computer or something? But this is, you're getting completely off the point. So tell me why, exactly, you aren't [[naïve]]? Why is this crossing the line so much?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because it's insulting my intelligence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What line did I cross exactly?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I do not appreciate that. You made me feel... [[anger]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because you haven't proven your intelligence to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though most of the time I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay... Here's how intelligent you really are, and that's because being naïve has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Look it up in the dictionary.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have looked it up in the dictionary. It has nothing to do with intelli... what are you talking about? What dictionary are you looking in?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Webster's.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Webster's. You know, I'm sure, if you think naïve has to do with... I'm sure your &quot;[[autism]]&quot; is just some sort of blanket term for &quot;retarded&quot; for you. Isn't it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll admit I have had some slow-minded moments. But I am certainly not ''totally'' retarded.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. I'm looking at my dictionary, you know what &quot;naïve&quot; means? It means &quot;inexperienced.&quot; Not &quot;unintelligent.&quot; I shouldn't be calling you naïve, I should just be calling you a dumbass. But you are naïve as well.<br /> <br /> ===Experience and respect===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have had twenty-seven years of experience.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; With what? Eating [[McDonald's]] and watching [[TV]]? Son, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is younger than you, and he has had far more experiences than you have. And I've had fifty-two years of experience.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school... prinstapull... and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; The hell are you talking about?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And have, I was pretty much in that situation there in, back in the fourth grade. They were scared of, scared of...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; What did you do, some kind of temper tantrum?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, they were scared of me. They did not understand autism.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what, you just had some kind of retard panic attack and they didn't know what to do?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I, it was not a retard, no. It was not! They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution! But that was not...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because you NEED HELP. That's probably where you belong! And you call the other, you call Chris crazy... this is ridiculous.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do not belong in a mental... if I had gone to a mental institution, I would not have graduated high school or gotten my certificate and degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. I've moved up from what you would consider a retarded state of mind.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know retards with college degrees. They probably felt sorry for you. They probably just kinda let you through, that's probably what happened.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''angry stress sigh, or perhaps spluttering with rage'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know schools do that. And those other, I call them retards, but really, they're pretty good people. They actually did something with their degrees, believe it or not. People with Down's syndrome have done more than you. And that degree has done nothing for you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It has done a lot, it has done a lot for me. It's given me the whole bunch of computer experience and potential that I have. And I will get an office job, and I will move out of this house, and I will run five miles!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; But you haven't done any of that. If you're gonna say it, then do it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I would not be saying it if I was not going to do it. That is a promise.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You better do it before Kacey runs back to a real man.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay then.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because I'm thinking that's going to happen pretty soon here. 27 years and you haven't changed.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, she did, she and I did not meet twenty-seven years ago, she and I met a few months ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you... and you haven't, she wasn't alive twenty-seven years ago. That doesn't even make any sense.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, what you said there a moment ago equally did not make much sense either. That was like you were implying, like as if she actually knew me my whole twenty-seven years.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is insulting to my intelligence, talking to you. You've shown me nothing but disrespect.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have, I have...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sure you show Kacey hardly any more respect than you show me. I've been trying to open your eyes here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have shown you respect from the lot, for a while during the conversation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; This is the kind of respect you show me, I would hate to see the kind of respect you show Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I show Kacey a lot of respect.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You probably don't even respect her as a person...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I do res...I do respect her as a person!<br /> <br /> ===Chris is creepy and bad at dating===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, her sister said you kept trying to touch her when you met her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because I was nervous at the time!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You were NERVOUS? What the hell kind of response is that? You're nervous, so you try to touch, so you try to touch a girl? What the hell? That's...that's...that's just sick! That's my daughter, you're trying to touch a girl, you're trying to touch my daughter because you're nervous? Most people try to avoid touching people when they're nervous. Gah, I can't believe I just heard that, I should come and kick your ass right now!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I only touched her shoulder! I thought it was a friend gesture!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Her shoulder? You know, that didn't...I heard otherwise, I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I'm sorry too.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did you try to kiss her?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bullshit. She told her sister about what you did. I know. Are you telling me that Kacey lied?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not saying that. I am not saying that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You trying to tell me that...I heard you did all kinds of other weird shit. You tried to sniff her or something?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; She was sharing her perfumes with me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; She wanted my, she wanted my opinion on which perfume smelled better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; She gave it to you, she said she gave it to you in the bottle first. You could have just opened the bottle and sniffed, you didn't have to sniff ''her'' to do it. That's a little creepy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, she wanted the perfume, she wanted me to give an honest opinion about... on her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You did it in front of her and her friend. Have you ever done this before? Is this something you do when you meet girls?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, could you, could you, ah, repeat that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you...have you ever done this before, to another girl?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mm...yeah, well, we've been talking about the sniffing thing. I just want to make sure I understand what we're talking about here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes...anything, any of this creepy....shit. This touching, this kissing, that I've been told you try to do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well...first off I can definitely, honestly say that I have not kissed a girl yet...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; TRIED.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Emily#Kiss_fail|Or even tried to]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''Really''? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Truly.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I don't believe, I don't believe a word of that. How many dates have you even been on?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; In my lifetime? [[Hambeast|Only one]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Only one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And this was a few months ago. Before I met Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Before you met Kacey.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And how did that turn out? How did she act towards you? What did she think of you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It turned out that girl just wasn't all that into me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, Kacey met you around August, that was a couple of months ago. So how far along was this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That one date was back in, was last June.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And now why exactly do you think she wasn't interested in you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know. I am not a mind-reader.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you can't think of a single reason why she might not have been interested in you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I can honestly say that I cannot.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can't think of... I can think of a couple reasons right off the bat, why a girl would not have been into you. I don't even need to think about it. I mean... I mean, you can't even take them on a real date.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I took her on a real date. I took her to [[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]], and I paid for her, for what she ate and what she drank there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You paid for her. And how much was that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That was about $10.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; $10.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's... $10 for dinner. Are you sure you just didn't go to McDonald's again?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''indignant''] No, this was APPLEBEE'S. And Kim was there, she could the same, she could tell you the same thing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So where would you take Kacey? She's a pretty high-class girl. I'm sure you probably didn't even tip.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, I did not understand the second half of that sentence, after you said &quot;Kacey is a high-class girl.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I said you probably didn't even tip. So where exactly are you going to take Kacey?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I did tip.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You even know how much you're supposed to tip.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; About 15% or 20%.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So how much did you tip, then, if you paid $10?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I tipped a buck fifty.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's still pretty cheap. You know, Kacey probably wouldn't like that if you tipped her that much. You know she's a waitress, right? Tips are pretty important to waitresses.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep, I understand that, tips are important. But still, 15% of $10 is a dollar fifty.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's true. Okay, so how much would you tip if you paid, say, $80 for dinner? Which is very possible, if you go to the kind of places Kacey likes to go.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm... let's see... that would be about $12.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you would pay just $12, you wouldn't go up to, like, you wouldn't even just toss them a twenty or something? Can you even do math?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I cannot say that my family is of the high-class, hoity-toity, rich type, type of people. We are on average income.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You could at least... they're not rich either. They still left a twenty.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well... good for them.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not even on an income. Income would be, like, you actually have a job. Man, Chris treats her so much better than you, shows her so much more respect.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I give you respect throughout the beginning of the conversation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You've given me nothing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And then, and then, I started to feel insulted, from being, from being talked down about, about the things I've talked about. And that she told you, like about the McDonald's and the video games and that sort of thing, when I am so much better than that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I have not seen any of this, because it probably doesn't exist.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It does exist.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, telling the truth isn't, it's not made of Pokeymans and all that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It is not.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And how are you better than all this? You're doing exactly, you're doing just that, talking about stupid fucking Pokeymans and shit. That's all I'm really getting about you. You do nothing but exactly what you've said.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well, what can you...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You need to be better. Not say you could be better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; At least I am HONEST when I say I could be better. At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs in disbelief''] You're not. You're not being honest.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I have been honest. Otherwise I would have said that I was an astronaut, but that would be lying. And I have not been lying this conversation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Would have been a pretty bad lie, too.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know, but that's just an example off the top of my head at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't even have the eyes to be an astronaut, I mean, c'mon. You don't have the weight. You especially don't have the weight.<br /> <br /> ===Endgame===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Long silence''] Well... I'll just say that this has been a most experiencing conversation, and I wish you a pleasant evening. Take care, Mr. Devoria, and stay safe. And please give my most fondest regards to Kacey as well. I love her and I care about her very much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Don't you hang up on me. When did I say that this conversation was over?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well. You could say the insult, I'm getting tired of insults, I feel like I need to go, I feel like I need to go take a shower, and get ready to sleep. We are in the same time zone, it's ten after two right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Actually, you know, that's fine, you can go whine and weasel your way out of this. You don't even deserve my daughter. What are you gonna do after this, what are you going to do tomorrow? Are you going to get up, sleep, you're going to get up and play video games again. That's... that's...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I am not, I will not be that way, I am going to get up and I'm going to be finding a job in the office. And I am going to be jogging for fifteen to thirty minutes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't believe...you know what Kacey's gonna do? She's gonna go to school, and she's gonna call Chris back. That's what she's gonna do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Snide and superior''] Well, that's what you think she's gonna do. You do not control her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you know why she's gonna do that? It's because she, because he's the one she wants. You know that song that she made for Chris? She made it for him. Not you. [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|You know that song, that &quot;Whole New World,&quot; from that Disney movie]]? She made that for him.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, she told me she made that for me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, no she didn't.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yes she did!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I think I know my daughter a little better than you do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I'll have to check with her on that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; He even sang it for her! I mean, what really made you think it was for you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because she told me so herself!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; She told ME that she made it for him. Unless you're saying she's lying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm not, I am not saying she's lying, because...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I saw that video. You didn't even know the lyrics to that song. You had to look it up. I could see the paper in your hand. And you had to sing over the words, you didn't even get the karaoke version or something. How could you possibly have known the lyrics?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have watched the [[Wikipedia:Aladdin (film)|''Aladdin'']] movie a whole number of times. I would say greater than ten times. In my lifetime. At this point.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you know how I know that was made for him, and not you? Because that song was their song. They know it by HEART. And that has always been their song.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know they were going to sing it to each other at their wedding?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''More silence''] I see.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, this, this is really...this has really been enlightening. Learning about just how unworthy a person can be for my daughter. How much of a...I have to congratulate you, though, because you totally did a great job at getting Kacey and Chris back together.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Bursting in''] Seriously, Chris, how could you?! You've been so insulting to my father, and everything...Chris would never have done this! Maybe I did make a wrong decision! I don't think I can do this.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Heavy sigh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Maybe I was thinking of him all along, maybe I just displaced things. Just, I can't believe you would do this. I was crying, and all you did was argue with my father. You didn't even care enough to check on me, or see if you could talk to me, Chris would never have done that. Chris would have demanded to talk to me right away and he would have calmed me down. I mean, obviously you misunderstood me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I guess...maybe I did.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know what? I don't want you. I don't want this, I don't need this right now. I have so much going on with finals and everything, and this is the way you're going to act? Yeah. My father's right. You're going to have to do something HUGE. You can't even work on the comic you promised me, you made me a stupid ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' thing. Where the Hell's the comic, Chris? You know what? You probably still won't make it. So you know what? I can't do this. You need to totally reform your life. I mean, Chris would have come by. He would have driven the two hours just to comfort me once he heard I was crying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, if I knew where you were I would have driven two hours as well. But I did not know...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know you won't! You always want me to come to you. It's stupid.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean... yeah, I would have asked, I mean, I did ask you for your address, but then... and I did ask you for your phone number.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I told you that you can't get it until you get my parents to trust you because you know they're overprotective! And you think this is the way you do it?! I bet you're not even gonna finish the comic! You can't even finish it tonight. Or anything. You can't do anything.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I can so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, obviously you're not motivated enough. Because you haven't done anything like that. You've promised me a song a long time ago, never got it. Chris has written me, like, three songs. You promised me tons of things, you never keep your promises. You just sit around playing video games, you made a stupid ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' thing for me. Come on. All I wanted was the damn comic, all I wanted was you just to pay attention. You don't even pick up the phone anymore because of the trolls, because of the [[stress|STRESS]]. I can't do this. I want a real man.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Silence again''] You can't even say anything. Dad, I think you're totally right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Don't tell him where we live, I don't want my name and number, I don't want him to know my name and number.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; See?! Look what you've done, Chris. Look what you've done!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's not like you're gonna do anything to make up for it. So you know what? I don't even care. Dad, you can do whatever, that's all he can say, I'm done.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know, I don't think I want to get in trouble...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; He's not, Chris, screw this.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't want to get in trouble for beating the shit out of this faggot anyway.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm gonna go, this is too much for me. You can finish this off, Dad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Silence reigns''] I would like to say...good evening.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Matthew:'''&lt;/font&gt; So...what are you gonna do now?<br /> <br /> [''Tape runs out'']<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=Kacey Phone Calls|prevlink=[[Kacey Phone Call]]|nextlink=[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Y1N7JXQ3 mp3 of phonecall]<br /> *Listen to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKLGsJC6R0 the call on YouTube]<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2009&diff=135177 2011-02-26T21:56:30Z

<p>Turnabout: Added Nov 10th Kacey phone call</p> <hr /> <div>[[Chris]] opened the month of '''November 2009''' with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> ==Events of November 2009==<br /> [[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|On '''3 November 2009''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]]<br /> [[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]]<br /> [[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]]<br /> [[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''November 20''' Chris called this &quot;retarded&quot;, and on '''November 26th''' he claimed it was &quot;constructive criticism&quot;.]]<br /> [[Image:Gay&amp;PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]]<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he flexes like a [[Autism|retard]]. And he got a haircut.<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]].<br /> * 1 November - Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoilers: He will [[fail]].)<br /> * 2 November - Chris uploads a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|lame apology for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before.<br /> * 2 November - Chris uploads some [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]].<br /> * 3 November - Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey‎|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler‎|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LBP]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her.<br /> * 5 November - Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.<br /> * 5 November - In a new [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.<br /> * 6 November - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]].<br /> * 8 November - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris.<br /> * 10 November - Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|phone]], announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.<br /> * 10 November - Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.<br /> * 10 November - [[Father Call|Audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s Dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]<br /> * 11 November - In the moments before their wedding [[Bryan Bash]] leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring [[Kacey and Liquid Call|both Kacey and Liquid]].<br /> * 11 November - Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version.<br /> * 12 November - Chris uploads a [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|video]] in which he shows the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls.<br /> * 14 November - Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages.<br /> * 14 November - [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]].<br /> * 14 November - Beginning his promised &quot;daily updates&quot;, Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]].<br /> * 15 November - Chris manages to continue to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]].<br /> * 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of &quot;OW! MY AXELS!&quot;<br /> * 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates.<br /> * 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene].<br /> * 19 November - Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu.<br /> * 19 November - Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]].<br /> * 20 November - In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]].<br /> * 20 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline.<br /> * 20 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_81 page 81].<br /> * 21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page.<br /> * 21 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_82 page 82].<br /> * 22 November - A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously.<br /> * 22 November - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded.<br /> * 23 November - Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to &quot;business people&quot;.<br /> * 23 November - Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.<br /> * 23 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.<br /> * 24 November - Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]].<br /> * 24 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]].<br /> * 25 November - Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]].<br /> * 25 November - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.<br /> * 25 November - Chris adds [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9.<br /> * 26 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_90 pages].<br /> * 26 November - Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days.<br /> * 27 November - Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]].<br /> * 27 November - Chris uploads yet another [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_91 page].<br /> * 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]].<br /> * 29 November - Chris uploads an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]].<br /> * 29 November - Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]], and read from the bible. <br /> * 30 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page.<br /> <br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Sad&diff=135176 2011-02-26T21:53:09Z

<p>Turnabout: further update</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''CWC is sad'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''11112009'''&quot;) is a video uploaded on 10 [[November 2009]] in which Solid Chris ([[Ian Brandon Anderson]]) cries over the marriage of [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]], showing an intense amount of [[stress]]. He's also understanding and calm, which is quite strange considering he had just recently drawn a comic explicitly depicting himself [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting his unarmed romantic rival]] barely days before. This is obviously an attempt at sympathy from Kacey. The effect is somewhat ruined when Ian gets her name wrong at the end, calling her &quot;Katey&quot;.<br /> <br /> It would seem Ian has done something to fix his [[PSEye]], as the reduced picture quality is more in line with the videos filmed with that camera rather than the one he started using in [[For Kacey II]], and only an occasional skip is heard in the audio. He is also wearing the same shirt that he drew himself wearing in [[Sonichu Special 4]], which was leaked on 8 November 2009. Given [[Chris and health|Solid Chris's hygiene]] and the events of the preceding several days, it's not entirely out of the question that he wore that shirt for almost a week.<br /> <br /> Note that Ian prefaces this video by saying that Kacey hung up on him before he could tell her any of this. This is in reference to a [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|phone call]] from Kacey earlier that day. Kacey concluded the call by saying in no uncertain terms that she had chosen to marry Liquid Chris, and that she wanted nothing more to do with Ian.<br /> <br /> When it first appeared, many trolls wondered whether this video might be a sign that Ian had finally been &quot;broken.&quot; As it turned out, this was not to be the case, for a contrived moment of pure luck was enough to give Ian's [[Heart level|shattered heart]] a speedy recovery, and Ian popped up on YouTube again just [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a day later]] with a copyright certificate for ''[[Sonichu]]'', showing no signs that his breakup with Kacey had any lasting effect, [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|exactly as she had predicted.]]<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 11112009<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|bdseE20rnZY}}<br /> | Stardate = 10 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] DangerStripe<br /> | previous = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]<br /> | next = [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world.}}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> [''close up on Ian's face, which reveals that his expression is grim, and he [[sigh]]s before beginning to speak'']<br /> <br /> Well, Kacey, I... just letcha know... because you hung up when I was, was trying to say it....<br /> <br /> [''a short intake of breath: he is trying not to cry'']<br /> <br /> I'm sorry for hurting you and mistreating you, but, this, is a lot, it's some...lies...mixed it with honest truth... uhh.. but, you know, it's fine....<br /> <br /> [''Ian chokes back another sob'']<br /> <br /> If you feel that [[CChanSonichuCWC|your Chris]] will make you happy, it's fine. Congratuwations on your wedding. I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world. [''sob''] I'll say... I'll say a prayer for you, for a lovely wedding and a safe honeymoon....<br /> <br /> [''Ian sniffles repeatedly, followed by several sighs, obviously on the verge of breaking down'']<br /> <br /> At least I... I care about you, Kacey. You mean...a lot to me. [''sniffle''] For more...[[China|more than just a friend]]. You have every right to be happy. <br /> <br /> [''another long pause, sniffles, sighs'']<br /> <br /> I guess I'll see you around, or hear or talk to you again or...... I guess.<br /> <br /> [''Ian sings briefly.'']<br /> <br /> &quot;It's another day...&quot;<br /> <br /> But anyway, take care of yourself. Stay safe. God bless you. You're a sweet gentle caring person, tender loving care, [[Fail|Katey]]. I love you.<br /> <br /> [''Ian looks up and away, and the video ends.'']<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]|nextlink=[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]|}}<br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-10]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga videos| 2009-11-10]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Sad&diff=135175 2011-02-26T21:49:13Z

<p>Turnabout: update (new phone call uploaded)</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''CWC is sad'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''11112009'''&quot;) is a video uploaded on 10 [[November 2009]] in which Solid Chris ([[Ian Brandon Anderson]]) cries over the marriage of [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]], showing an intense amount of [[stress]]. He's also understanding and calm, which is quite strange considering he had just recently drawn a comic explicitly depicting himself [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting his unarmed romantic rival]] barely days before. This is obviously an attempt at sympathy from Kacey. The effect is somewhat ruined when Ian gets her name wrong at the end, calling her &quot;Katey&quot;.<br /> <br /> It would seem Ian has done something to fix his [[PSEye]], as the reduced picture quality is more in line with the videos filmed with that camera rather than the one he started using in [[For Kacey II]], and only an occasional skip is heard in the audio. He is also wearing the same shirt that he drew himself wearing in [[Sonichu Special 4]], which was leaked on 8 November 2009. Given [[Chris and health|Solid Chris's hygiene]] and the events of the preceding several days, it's not entirely out of the question that he wore that shirt for almost a week.<br /> <br /> Note that Ian prefaces this video by saying that Kacey hung up on him before he could tell her any of this. This is in reference to a [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey|phone call]] from Kacey earlier that day. Kacey concluded the call by saying in no uncertain terms that she had chosen to marry Liquid Chris, and that she wanted nothing more to do with Ian.<br /> <br /> When it first appeared, many trolls wondered whether this video might be a sign that Ian had finally been &quot;broken.&quot; As it turned out, this was not to be the case, for a contrived moment of pure luck was enough to give Ian's [[Heart level|shattered heart]] a speedy recovery, and Ian popped up on YouTube again just [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a day later]] with a copyright certificate for ''[[Sonichu]]'', showing no signs that his breakup with Kacey had any lasting effect.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 11112009<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|bdseE20rnZY}}<br /> | Stardate = 10 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] DangerStripe<br /> | previous = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]<br /> | next = [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world.}}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> [''close up on Ian's face, which reveals that his expression is grim, and he [[sigh]]s before beginning to speak'']<br /> <br /> Well, Kacey, I... just letcha know... because you hung up when I was, was trying to say it....<br /> <br /> [''a short intake of breath: he is trying not to cry'']<br /> <br /> I'm sorry for hurting you and mistreating you, but, this, is a lot, it's some...lies...mixed it with honest truth... uhh.. but, you know, it's fine....<br /> <br /> [''Ian chokes back another sob'']<br /> <br /> If you feel that [[CChanSonichuCWC|your Chris]] will make you happy, it's fine. Congratuwations on your wedding. I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world. [''sob''] I'll say... I'll say a prayer for you, for a lovely wedding and a safe honeymoon....<br /> <br /> [''Ian sniffles repeatedly, followed by several sighs, obviously on the verge of breaking down'']<br /> <br /> At least I... I care about you, Kacey. You mean...a lot to me. [''sniffle''] For more...[[China|more than just a friend]]. You have every right to be happy. <br /> <br /> [''another long pause, sniffles, sighs'']<br /> <br /> I guess I'll see you around, or hear or talk to you again or...... I guess.<br /> <br /> [''Ian sings briefly.'']<br /> <br /> &quot;It's another day...&quot;<br /> <br /> But anyway, take care of yourself. Stay safe. God bless you. You're a sweet gentle caring person, tender loving care, [[Fail|Katey]]. I love you.<br /> <br /> [''Ian looks up and away, and the video ends.'']<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]|nextlink=[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]|}}<br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-10]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga videos| 2009-11-10]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tiffany_Gowen&diff=124675 2010-11-12T16:12:35Z

<p>Turnabout: Undo revision 124673 by Turnabout (talk)</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|Unlike Chris, Tiffany has only one face so you know she's honest.]]<br /> <br /> '''Tiffany Nicole Gowen''' is a &quot;[[Peanuts|Peppermint Patty]]-type&quot; [[gal pal]] of [[Chris]]'s from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. Not A lesbian. Facebook confirms she is in a relationship with a real man! Chris described their relation as &quot;close, yet separate&quot; like Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty.&lt;ref name=&quot;dvd5&quot;&gt;[[:File:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Seinor Prom==<br /> Chris's greatest memory of her, which he will never forget,&lt;ref name=&quot;dvd5&quot;/&gt; concerns their [[senior prom]] where Tiffany was dared to play [[America]]'s second favorite game - [[Kick the Autistic|dance the autistic]]: <br /> <br /> {{quote|But that night, my trusted &quot;Peppermint Patty&quot;-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our [[Manchester High School#Reunion_plans|Reunion]].|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:415-CWCWeekP9 crop 2.jpg|Gazing at Chris during lunch break, Tiffany sees only a child in need.<br /> File:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|Tiffany (far right) with other gal-pals on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]].<br /> File:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany consoles [[Barbara]] during [[seinor prom]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Graduation==<br /> Tiffany was the only student to console Chris when he cried and ran away during graduation.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Gowen, Tiffany}}<br /> [[Category:Gal pals]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tiffany_Gowen&diff=124673 2010-11-12T16:12:02Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Senior Prom */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|Unlike Chris, Tiffany has only one face so you know she's honest.]]<br /> <br /> '''Tiffany Nicole Gowen''' is a &quot;[[Peanuts|Peppermint Patty]]-type&quot; [[gal pal]] of [[Chris]]'s from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. Not A lesbian. Facebook confirms she is in a relationship with a real man! Chris described their relation as &quot;close, yet separate&quot; like Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty.&lt;ref name=&quot;dvd5&quot;&gt;[[:File:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Senior Prom==<br /> Chris's greatest memory of her, which he will never forget,&lt;ref name=&quot;dvd5&quot;/&gt; concerns their [[senior prom]] where Tiffany was dared to play [[America]]'s second favorite game - [[Kick the Autistic|dance the autistic]]: <br /> <br /> {{quote|But that night, my trusted &quot;Peppermint Patty&quot;-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our [[Manchester High School#Reunion_plans|Reunion]].|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:415-CWCWeekP9 crop 2.jpg|Gazing at Chris during lunch break, Tiffany sees only a child in need.<br /> File:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|Tiffany (far right) with other gal-pals on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]].<br /> File:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany consoles [[Barbara]] during [[seinor prom]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Graduation==<br /> Tiffany was the only student to console Chris when he cried and ran away during graduation.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Gowen, Tiffany}}<br /> [[Category:Gal pals]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School&diff=124140 2010-11-09T03:47:28Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Court Records */</p> <hr /> <div>This article seems to be written assuming that the &quot;principal's lap&quot; incident and the &quot;faculty abuse&quot; incident happened at roughly the same time, or even that one led to the other. Do we know this to be true, or is it an assumption? --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 07:56, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Occurs to me that I'd always thought they were part of the same incident, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence to support that. Anybody know for sure one way or the other? If not, I'll split the two into their own sections. Also, thanks to whoever edited the &quot;out of control&quot; bit, that was from the old version of the page, good catch there... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :* At a guess, you would have thought that his escape from lap caused panic, which lead to the 'abuse' incident, when Chris flipped out. It's anyones guess what happened though. I'm thinking Chris probably had those 'stranger danger' lessons at that age, and probably men and laps did come into it somewhere, which set off alarm bells. We know how literally Chris takes things, and it wouldn't be a massive leap to imagine he did honestly believe the head was trying to molest him.<br /> <br /> I can also see the head put Chris on his lap in a desperate attempt to calm him down or something. It's unlikely that happened, as it does leave him open to accusations like that, but you never know. The staff restraint incident probably prevented something like the sign attack video, or the Vivian death threats from happening IRL as well. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:27, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Timeline shit: 1.) Chris would have been 9 or 10 in the 4th grade, so this happened in the early 90s, not 80s, and 2.) The Columbine shooting occured in 1999, and 15 years before that would be 1984. *SIGH*. Fixed. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:41, 23 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> I remember a letter writer in one Mailbag who claimed he'd gotten ahold of the court records and according to them Chris put a kid in the hospital by nearly biting off his nose. The records supposedly also state he frequently threw screaming fits in class and one such incident was what wound up getting recorded. Is there any sauce/confirmation on any of this or was it just made up? Chris seemed surprised by the nose-biting thing and denied it, but he IS a liar... --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 07:17, 2 August 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Mailbag 24. There's no sauce provided and I have no idea how to check, but I'll look around and see if I find anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Court Records==<br /> What are the odds that we could get our hands on a court statement of what actually happened? Bob took this thing to the courts, so there's going to be records somewhere, but I have really no idea how the American courts work, or if those records are made public. I found the [http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/combined/greene/home.html contact information] for the clerk at the Greene General Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court (I can only assume this is the court where the whole thing went down). There's no e-mail, and I'm not going to call Virgina from Canada for such a silly reason, but I'm tempted to send a letter, bluntly asking if I can see the records. Do any Americunts versed in juvenile law know if I'm setting my hopes too high? --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:57, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> *You probably are. I highly doubt they'd release those records to people like us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:22, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> :*I'm going to try anyway. I'm going to send them a letter and see what happens. I mean, at worst, they say no, and at best, we have a beautiful, clear, and potentially hilarious view into the origins of Chris. Mind you, the letter will be going quite far in both directions, so it'll take a while before I get a response. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:35, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> ::*I just got a letter back from the Greene County Court Clerk, and I'm afraid the news is disappointing. This is what is written, dated Nov 1, 2010: &quot;All records are held for 10 yrs. 1999 and back have been expunged. If it possibly was a felony, you would need to chk Circurt Ct PO Box 386 Stan. Va. 22973 [sic]&quot; Since there probably weren't any felony charges related to the case, then I'm afraid that the only way we'll ever know what really happened that day will be if we ever get our hands on the Autism Papers. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 19:47, 8 November 2010 (PST)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Book10Replacement&diff=122801 2010-10-31T02:28:51Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris shows off the &quot;[[Chris and censorship|corrected]]&quot; version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], something he claimed to have started on months prior.<br /> <br /> These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris' standards. None of them are colored and the majority of the action is textwalling. The dialog is appallingly dull even by ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' standards. One wonders why he bothered.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Book10Replacement<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|E15yCuxm_Fs}}<br /> | stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Comics|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]<br /> | next = [[DrainedCreativity]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which... replace... the ones that were gory... and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Sean:''' In our defense... we have a rock...&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Judge:''' I think we've heard enough...jury?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Jury:''' We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Judge:''' I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an [[Wikipedia:Amish|Amish]] community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> (Next page)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Narrator:''' Meanwhile, in the D.C. Maximum Security Prison...&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''[[Slaweel Yram]]:''' Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on [[CWCville|that city]] once again! I am Slaweel!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.'']&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Slaweel:''' Dang it!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Guard:''' Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Slaweel:''' Shut up!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Guard:''' Anyway, you have a new cellmate.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s woman love slave.'']&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Slaweel:''' So, what did they get you for, lady?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page'']&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Kathleen:''' Hm, well, [''?''], Slaweel. Anyway after the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent_Garbage]] building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some [[Tobacky|marijuana]]... a lot of it! The [[police]] caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Slaweel:''' Did you smuggle any MJ in?! &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Kathleen:''' No, they frisked me and got all I had from my breasts and up my asshole. [?] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Slaweel:''' Oh. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Narrator:''' One month later, in the Amish community... &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Chris makes clopping noises.''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: [[Mao]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] are dressed in Amish clothing''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' Good day, neighbor Mao! &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Mao:''' Good day, neighbor Alec! &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' How are you today? &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Mao:''' I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' Yes it is. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face. This joke is almost certainly &quot;borrowed&quot; from [[The Simpsons]] episodes &quot;[[Wikipedia:Cape Feare|Cape Feare]].&quot;''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Mao:''' Yes. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Mao:''' I agree. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' I am looking forward merrily to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Mao:''' Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''[[Evan Christopher George]]:''' Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Alec:''' Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Evan:''' He has gone to the store for vittles. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: Mao is in the general store.''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> [''Next page: Same as the ending of the original [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]].''] &lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''Chris:''' And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number ten. Thank you very much and have a good day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WelcometoBollywood]]|nextlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW&diff=122499 2010-10-30T00:04:50Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>'''EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW''' is a video in which [[Chris]] informs his former classmates that he wishes to organize a [[Manchester High School]] reunion very soon, seemingly unaware both that his organizational skills lack the capacity to plan a good prom and that a reunion for his year already has been planned.<br /> <br /> After his plea, Chris goes on to claim that divine retribution is coming for the [[trolls]], tells a hilarious joke about his visibly growing girth and gives advice on how to avoid being trolled. The best part is where he urges the viewers to keep their private information off the internet only ''moments'' after giving out his [[Christian Weston Chandler|real name]], [[14 Branchland Court|full street address]] and [[Prank calls|phone number]] ''yet again''. Chris also claims to be a &quot;Trollbuster&quot;, part of a mysterious and unknown group [[Chris and his Ego|working worldwide to stop trolling and cyberbullying]].<br /> <br /> The video came after almost three months of radio silence from Chris, but, aside from a [[hair]]line that has receded considerably and a new [[Chris and fashion|wardrobe]], it is obvious that nothing about him has changed. <br /> <br /> ==Tags==<br /> {{quotebox|surfing school [[education]] [[internet]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|safety]] [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|exclusive]] [[A CWC Audition|leak]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|leaked]] reunion class [[2000]] [[bug|y2k]]}}<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|eo_EBLySXyc}}<br /> | stardate = 27 August 2010<br /> | subject = <br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = <br /> | shirt = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[June062010.MOV]]<br /> | next = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''The video opens with Chris holding a digitally edited picture of the rear of his [[ModNation Racers]] School Bus shakily in front of the camera for approximately nine seconds. The bus has &quot;[[Chris and his Ego|CWC]]&quot; splashed across the top, with a license plate &quot;[[USA]]&quot; in red, white and blue. When he finally speaks, he is holding up a Manchester High Yearbook much as he once held [[It's UGH!|Optimus Prime]]. His tone is wistful and nostalgic.''<br /> <br /> Hello. I am well known on the [[Internet]], sadly. I am Christian Weston Chandler of... Ruckersville, Virginia. I was a Manchester High School student, graduated class of 2000. [''brief pause, [[Pedo-glasses|dramatic glasses removal]]''] Aaand, I am looking into having the reunion... or putting it together. Because I have not heard from anyone about it... not even from the principal of Manchester High. Of which... so in that- so with that I-... I am looking to- I am looking out... I am looking out to everyone, to... all, to my class- to my 2000 class mates... we know who you are and I know who you are, got your names-<br /> <br /> [''Chris slaps the cover with his hand. His tone becomes particularly wistful at this point.'']<br /> [[Image:Names.PNG|thumb|A CWC classmate's nightmare.]]<br /> -got your names in the year book, in the... senior year book. In my class. I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the [[senior prom]], where at the end of that slideshow... it said &quot;See you in ten years [[speech impediment|flguh]] the reunion&quot;. [''Chris's face becomes somber.''] The reunion hasn't happened yet. [''Chris displays a partially complete [[Claw of Fail]], imploringly gesturing at the camera much as he did towards [[The Wallflower]]. His face is pained.''] And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... [''Chris pauses.''] ... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom. So this reunion has to happen and I'm going to start it by... reaching out t- reaching out to my classmates. Espe- and also, it would be helpful if I can also... get in contact with those who put together the senior prom... back in 2000.<br /> <br /> So with that I urge- I urge, uh... you- all you indivuals... the people who put together prom, AND my classmates, to contact me, Christian Weston Chandler... at [[14 Branchland Court]], Ruckersville Virginia, 22968, snail mail, or by telephone... at 434-990-0198. [''pause''] Again, that's 434-990-0198. [''pause''] [[Trolls|False identities]] will be... discarded... so be sure yer... leave a message, describe- telling us your naaame, where you are right now and your contact information. Basically your phone number. I will not accept e-mail... contact. Which- Because of... because of the [[trolls]] of which brings up my next- my other topic which I would like to address as well.<br /> <br /> Cyber-bullying and trolling. It's all not cool, cuz you're just basically.. [[Surfshack Tito|mocking]] and... [[4-cent garbage|terrorizing]]... innocent people. It's not good. Not cool. Not cool. [''pause''] You don't want to... you don't want to be a bully, like those who picked on you... in any school, weather it- regardless of it was pre, kindergarten, high, middle, [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary]], high... whatever. We've all had our bullies in real life... don't be a bully yourself.<br /> <br /> [''Chris holds up a hand drawn picture of a green-haired [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Devil Troll]] standing on in front of an unknown [[Dreams#The watery maze dream|blue stripe]], which is possibly a correction redrawing the red slash at an angle as it is typically rendered. The Devil Troll proudly displays a massive erection, with a red &quot;forbidden&quot; symbol ([[Chris and Art|mostly]]) transposed over the top. The words &quot;Cyber-bullying and trolling are not cool!&quot; are displayed below. Even given the extremely low resolution of Chris's video, it is immediately obvious Chris mistakenly colored outside the lines in this picture.'']<br /> <br /> [[Image:1984.jpg|thumb|Chris urges you to spy on your close friends, neighbors, workmates- anyone.]]<br /> I urge you.. to NOT cyberbully or troll... [[Alec|anyone]]. [''pause''] And also, if you suspect anybody... any close friends, any neighbours, anyone inside your working facilities even, even at such companies like uh- [[Chris and English|Sonic Entertainment of America]], or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo of America]]... there may be a troll, trolling somebody like me... within the office. I urge you to do the checks, and report them, [[Wendy's|fire]] their arses. [''Chris glances down at the sheet of paper, then back up''] With your help we can put a [[Muscle bra|BUST]] [''Chris makes a 'masturbation' movement with his fist'']... on trolling and cyber-bullying.<br /> <br /> [''Chris puts the paper down out of view. His attitude becomes sullen, forlorn.'']<br /> [[Image:Smite Them.jpg|thumb|Chris calls forth the wrath of God.]]<br /> It's not good. T'... leave it the way it is. We need to take these criminals down. [''Chris taps on his yearbook with his knuckles''] For what they are doing... ['Chris performs [[The Creepy Stare]]'] [[Chris and religion|God... will smite them.]] He knows it- he knows you're [[mass debating|doing it]] you damn trolls. And I know. I'm laughing at you right now. Oh hey! Here's a fun little [[Random access humor|joke]]. So-So I walk into a [[Coffee Place|Burger King]]... and I says to the employee- to long haired female employee with the pink shirt... &quot;Am I fat?&quot; ... &quot;No.&quot; [''Chris brushes his imaginary long [[hair]] in an extremely effeminate gesture''] ... &quot;[[obesity|Chris is fat]].&quot;<br /> <br /> [''Chris extends a full blown [[Claw of Fail]] directly at the camera, cackling demonically.'']<br /> <br /> Not cool. [''Pause. Chris points at the camera''] You WILL be found in person. And I will give you a [[death threats|piece of my mind]]. Not [[pocket knife|phys- not physical violence]]. [''pause''] You trolls are going down. [''Chris points down''] And with the help of all good- with all the good people who agree with me... that trolling is not cool and would never dare to troll anybody, or bully anybody in real life, I urge you to report any suspicious people to your local police department. [[Chris and the Law|Or Crimestoppers]]. Also some tips- [[Chris and hypocrisy|keep all your information... your personal information off of the Internet]].<br /> <br /> You do not want anybody to be laughing behind your back of [[Recycling|something]]... that shou- should be remain private. And [[nudes|naked photos]] is no good either, definitely not, so keep all private information to yourselves.<br /> <br /> Also, don't trust too many people on the Internet unless you actually know that person... in real life... [''pause''] and you trust that person, then I can say that it's okay to trust that person over the Internet. [''Chris's tone becomes malevolent.''] But be wary of most everybody else.<br /> <br /> [''Chris makes a small punching movement nearly out of view of the camera.'']<br /> <br /> We're the Troll- we're the [[Ghostbusters|Trollbusters]]. And together, we will work WORLDWIDE [''Chris makes a much more emphatic punch in clear view''] to put a stop to bullying and cyber-bullying. [''pause; Chris holds a 'thumbs up' gesture for some time''] Yeah.<br /> <br /> [''Chris picks up the yearbook again.''] Class 2000 reunion. It has to happen and I need the help of my classmates. And the people who put together prom. [''Chris's face is pleading''] Call me. Snail mail me. Get in contact with me.<br /> <br /> [''Another, brief, thumbs up gesture'']<br /> <br /> Have a good day. Be safe.<br /> <br /> [''Chris turns off the camera.'']<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[100 2178|The Greene County Conspiracy]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[6 June 2010]]|nextlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Clydec/500Internal&diff=122178 2010-10-27T21:15:14Z

<p>Turnabout: /* If we do take this */</p> <hr /> <div>This is where you discuss the 500 internal server error. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:44, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> :My stress tests have all returned with the expected result, or with a diff parser timeout (which is probably not something to worry about since 30 seconds is pretty generous and any diffs that can't complete in that time are nearly always vandalism). No 500 errors experienced. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:34, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==If we do take this==<br /> $180 a year. HEY CWCKI PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD CHIP IN IF YOU LIKE THIS NEW HOSTING. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:24, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> That's not bad at all [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 19:38, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> *My bad, it turns out the cwcki is really popular when people are awake. $300 a year plz. MONEY PLZ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Hey, the search bar worked without seizing up. Good job, new host! [[User:Shinji|Shinji]] 20:18, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> *MONEY PLZ -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:19, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> *Fuck that and give us the 500 server error. You chinese all you care about is lucky money. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 07:19, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> ** Could you say a few words about what the money is buying? I'd like to know where my donation would go. [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:15, 27 October 2010 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School&diff=121101 2010-10-21T22:35:08Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Court Records */</p> <hr /> <div>This article seems to be written assuming that the &quot;principal's lap&quot; incident and the &quot;faculty abuse&quot; incident happened at roughly the same time, or even that one led to the other. Do we know this to be true, or is it an assumption? --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 07:56, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Occurs to me that I'd always thought they were part of the same incident, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence to support that. Anybody know for sure one way or the other? If not, I'll split the two into their own sections. Also, thanks to whoever edited the &quot;out of control&quot; bit, that was from the old version of the page, good catch there... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :* At a guess, you would have thought that his escape from lap caused panic, which lead to the 'abuse' incident, when Chris flipped out. It's anyones guess what happened though. I'm thinking Chris probably had those 'stranger danger' lessons at that age, and probably men and laps did come into it somewhere, which set off alarm bells. We know how literally Chris takes things, and it wouldn't be a massive leap to imagine he did honestly believe the head was trying to molest him.<br /> <br /> I can also see the head put Chris on his lap in a desperate attempt to calm him down or something. It's unlikely that happened, as it does leave him open to accusations like that, but you never know. The staff restraint incident probably prevented something like the sign attack video, or the Vivian death threats from happening IRL as well. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:27, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Timeline shit: 1.) Chris would have been 9 or 10 in the 4th grade, so this happened in the early 90s, not 80s, and 2.) The Columbine shooting occured in 1999, and 15 years before that would be 1984. *SIGH*. Fixed. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:41, 23 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> I remember a letter writer in one Mailbag who claimed he'd gotten ahold of the court records and according to them Chris put a kid in the hospital by nearly biting off his nose. The records supposedly also state he frequently threw screaming fits in class and one such incident was what wound up getting recorded. Is there any sauce/confirmation on any of this or was it just made up? Chris seemed surprised by the nose-biting thing and denied it, but he IS a liar... --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 07:17, 2 August 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Mailbag 24. There's no sauce provided and I have no idea how to check, but I'll look around and see if I find anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Court Records==<br /> What are the odds that we could get our hands on a court statement of what actually happened? Bob took this thing to the courts, so there's going to be records somewhere, but I have really no idea how the American courts work, or if those records are made public. I found the [http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/combined/greene/home.html contact information] for the clerk at the Greene General Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court (I can only assume this is the court where the whole thing went down). There's no e-mail, and I'm not going to call Virgina from Canada for such a silly reason, but I'm tempted to send a letter, bluntly asking if I can see the records. Do any Americunts versed in juvenile law know if I'm setting my hopes too high? --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:57, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> *You probably are. I highly doubt they'd release those records to people like us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:22, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> :*I'm going to try anyway. I'm going to send them a letter and see what happens. I mean, at worst, they say no, and at best, we have a beautiful, clear, and potentially hilarious view into the origins of Chris. Mind you, the letter will be going quite far in both directions, so it'll take a while before I get a response. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:35, 21 October 2010 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Hooker_incident&diff=121100 2010-10-21T22:28:41Z

<p>Turnabout: /* 911 call? */</p> <hr /> <div>==To do==<br /> Take some of the stuff from the [[Clyde Cash]] page and add it to here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:26, 30 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> There used to be audio of Clyde's conversation. Anyone have that? [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 23:59, 14 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa This] is it, according to the link at the bottom of [[Emily]]. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:20, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Need to get the date - I'll ask [[Bryan Bash]]. This definitely wasn't immediately after the date, IIRC or maybe it was. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:12, 21 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == 911 call? ==<br /> <br /> If Bob really called 911 or the police when the prostitute showed up, there should be a recorded 911 call available for a public record request. I'm not sure how to go about this, though. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 13:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I'm not sure how those calls get released, but [http://www.gcva.us/dpts/shrfx/E911Center.htm here's] the contact info for the Greene County E911 centre. Or maybe it's [http://www.greenecountysheriffva.com/ecc.php here]. One of those links is probably out-of-date, or maybe I'm just confused. In any case, there's no email address, and I don't want to make a long distance call. Is there anyone close to VA that wants to give this a try? Worst-case scenario: they say no. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:28, 21 October 2010 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Hooker_incident&diff=121098 2010-10-21T22:20:14Z

<p>Turnabout: /* To do */</p> <hr /> <div>==To do==<br /> Take some of the stuff from the [[Clyde Cash]] page and add it to here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:26, 30 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> There used to be audio of Clyde's conversation. Anyone have that? [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 23:59, 14 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa This] is it, according to the link at the bottom of [[Emily]]. --[[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 15:20, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Need to get the date - I'll ask [[Bryan Bash]]. This definitely wasn't immediately after the date, IIRC or maybe it was. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:12, 21 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == 911 call? ==<br /> <br /> If Bob really called 911 or the police when the prostitute showed up, there should be a recorded 911 call available for a public record request. I'm not sure how to go about this, though. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 13:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Hooker_incident&diff=121094 2010-10-21T22:15:10Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>The '''Hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of hookers to [[house|14 Branchland Court]] in [[2009#March|March of 2009]] so [[Chris]] would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> After Chris's failed date with [[Emily]] gets ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris comes home only to find that a mysterious benefactor has provided him with a group of &quot;escorts&quot; to help him with his whole &quot;Virgin with Rage&quot; problem.<br /> <br /> ==Result==<br /> Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[police]]. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.<br /> <br /> ==Aftermath==<br /> <br /> Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, hello?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;[''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Hello?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#213D30&quot;&gt;'''Brian Bash:''' Is your refrigerator running?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' Back off!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#213D30&quot;&gt;'''Brian Bash:''' Uoahh!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#7D26CD&quot;&gt;'''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#213D30&quot;&gt;'''Brian Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poké Flute, quick!&lt;/font&gt; ''(Note: the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]])<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Clyde:''' Okay! [inarticulate yell]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School&diff=121093 2010-10-21T21:57:52Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>This article seems to be written assuming that the &quot;principal's lap&quot; incident and the &quot;faculty abuse&quot; incident happened at roughly the same time, or even that one led to the other. Do we know this to be true, or is it an assumption? --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 07:56, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Occurs to me that I'd always thought they were part of the same incident, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence to support that. Anybody know for sure one way or the other? If not, I'll split the two into their own sections. Also, thanks to whoever edited the &quot;out of control&quot; bit, that was from the old version of the page, good catch there... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :* At a guess, you would have thought that his escape from lap caused panic, which lead to the 'abuse' incident, when Chris flipped out. It's anyones guess what happened though. I'm thinking Chris probably had those 'stranger danger' lessons at that age, and probably men and laps did come into it somewhere, which set off alarm bells. We know how literally Chris takes things, and it wouldn't be a massive leap to imagine he did honestly believe the head was trying to molest him.<br /> <br /> I can also see the head put Chris on his lap in a desperate attempt to calm him down or something. It's unlikely that happened, as it does leave him open to accusations like that, but you never know. The staff restraint incident probably prevented something like the sign attack video, or the Vivian death threats from happening IRL as well. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:27, 23 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Timeline shit: 1.) Chris would have been 9 or 10 in the 4th grade, so this happened in the early 90s, not 80s, and 2.) The Columbine shooting occured in 1999, and 15 years before that would be 1984. *SIGH*. Fixed. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:41, 23 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> I remember a letter writer in one Mailbag who claimed he'd gotten ahold of the court records and according to them Chris put a kid in the hospital by nearly biting off his nose. The records supposedly also state he frequently threw screaming fits in class and one such incident was what wound up getting recorded. Is there any sauce/confirmation on any of this or was it just made up? Chris seemed surprised by the nose-biting thing and denied it, but he IS a liar... --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 07:17, 2 August 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Mailbag 24. There's no sauce provided and I have no idea how to check, but I'll look around and see if I find anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Court Records==<br /> What are the odds that we could get our hands on a court statement of what actually happened? Bob took this thing to the courts, so there's going to be records somewhere, but I have really no idea how the American courts work, or if those records are made public. I found the [http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/combined/greene/home.html contact information] for the clerk at the Greene General Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court (I can only assume this is the court where the whole thing went down). There's no e-mail, and I'm not going to call Virgina from Canada for such a silly reason, but I'm tempted to send a letter, bluntly asking if I can see the records. Do any Americunts versed in juvenile law know if I'm setting my hopes too high? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 14:57, 21 October 2010 (PDT)</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School&diff=121092 2010-10-21T21:20:40Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]<br /> <br /> '''Nathanael Greene Elementary School''' is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Stanardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192-acre (78-ha) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as &quot;Nathan'''i'''el Greene,&quot; so he obviously learned a lot there!<br /> <br /> [[Bob]] pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by the principal and members of the staff. <br /> <br /> {{quote|...they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for [[homos]], since [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay.&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.<br /> <br /> Based on &quot;physical abuse from 5 faculty members&quot;, Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Why Chris left==<br /> {{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D., 5 November 2004&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism papers]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The [[autism papers]] confirm that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to avoid the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, a clear picture of what actually took place has never come together. In his accounts of and references to the incident, Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted the school staff to &quot;abuse&quot; him) and tends to spin the story in a way that favors him.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's side of the story==<br /> Though Chris does briefly complain about getting an &quot;F&quot; in the fourth grade during the &quot;[[Song of Christian]]&quot;, he doesn't mention anything else about his time at Nathanael Greene in that video, and while the [[Story of My Current Days]] alludes to his &quot;torturing past with the jerks of the Greene County School System,&quot; it doesn't go into any detail. His earliest detailed account of the incident that led him to leave the school appears in his first major YouTube address to the world, from 7 [[November 2007]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early 1990s) [inhales sharply] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not. Hands down. But, anyway, we eventually moved to Chesterfield County for a nice, better school system.|Chris, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]}}<br /> <br /> He recounted a similar, but shorter version of the story in his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|Wikipedia profile]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after physical abuse from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.|Chris, on Wikipedia, 01 May 2009.}}<br /> <br /> In the [[Father Call]], from [[November 2009]], Chris brought up the incident more or less out of nowhere, seemingly as a bid for sympathy.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school ... prinstapull ... and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber? ... They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution!|Chris, [[Father Call]]}}<br /> <br /> One of the [[Common Questions]] Chris answered in the Mailbag in November 2009 asked him to list the 10 worst things that had happened in his life. The elementary-school incident came in at number 10.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade.|It was worse than The Autism, but not as bad as leaving high school.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's other side of the story==<br /> In early 2009, Chris began to reveal another facet to his story, claiming that the principal was a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. He alluded to this element of the story in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|Captain's Log video]] from 21 January 2009, where he hinted that he had uncovered &quot;repressed memories.&quot; Chris later went into a bit more detail in [[Mumble 3]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]].}}<br /> <br /> In an IRC chat from around the same time, Chris had more to say about Principal Johnson, as well as his father's campaign against the school board that later ensued.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Back in my Green County Days, The Principle of the Nathanel Greene Elemetary School, Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates, but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.|Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.}}<br /> [[File:Asperchu Principal Parody.JPG|thumb|left|After he told Alec in that phone call, it was parodied in [[Asperchu]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris recounted another version of the story in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], when Alec claimed that homosexuals had never done him any harm.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.|Chris, setting himself up for another parody.}}<br /> <br /> When Alec pressed him to explain what those &quot;offensive things&quot; were, Chris couldn't recall any details. Bear in mind that Chris considers anything offensive if it's something he doesn't want to hear, so Bruce was probably just telling Chris to study harder or behave better or something.<br /> <br /> Given the fragmented nature of Chris's accounts, it's not clear whether he believes that the principal's-lap incident and the pinned-down-and-taped incident were directly connected. Certainly it's easy to imagine how they might be linked together: Chris goes to see the principal, he feels threatened, he becomes agitated, then more staff members have to be called in to deal with the problem. Another possibility is that he threw a hissy fit over [[Song of Christian|getting an F on an assignment]] and the situation got out of hand. However, a more complete and reliable version of the story (or stories) has yet to be discovered.<br /> <br /> Chris' beliefs that he was molested and that there was a conspiracy to have him institutionalized is most likely inspired by Bob, who has delusions of things like [[Homos|homosexuals]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and [[Michael Snyder]] [[Matthew Noble call|all being in collusion to get Chris kicked out of the]] [[GAMe PLACe]]. Bob's attribution of that incident to an imaginary cabal instead of Chris' behavior also shows a similar pattern of accountability on behalf of the Chandlers.<br /> <br /> ==Missing details==<br /> Obviously, there are several oddities and inconsistencies in Chris's stories.<br /> <br /> *Chris has never clearly explained what triggered these incidents. According to all of his accounts, the school faculty simply assaulted him without provocation, or for lustful or sadistic reasons.<br /> *Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded entirely by people who didn't understand his condition.<br /> *As a rule, elementary school principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior. It's quite likely, however, that Johnson was just trying to comfort Chris, and forgot the rule. After all, even if he was [[pedofork|into little boys]], why would he want to molest ''Chris''?<br /> *On top of that, the odds that an openly gay man would be employed as an educator in the conservative South in the early 1990s are slim to none.<br /> <br /> Furthermore, this assumes that Chris's claims of abuse by his principal aren't entirely fabricated to begin with. For starters, his line about &quot;repressed memories&quot; is awfully fishy, and the revelation becomes even more suspect in light of its timing.<br /> <br /> Chris first mentioned his recollection of the incident in a video recorded right after his [[IRC (20 January 2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]], where [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] accused him of being a closeted homosexual and mocked his irrationally aggressive homophobia. It's quite possible that Chris invented the story about being abused as an excuse to defend his homophobia and a means of further proving his straightness — since he was abused by a gay man, goes Chris's unique version of logic, that means he can't be one himself, and likewise that incident of abuse justifies his irrational hatred of gay people in general.<br /> <br /> As for the more thoroughly-documented incident where Chris supposedly had to be subdued, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was difficult for the school's staff to control, and the district sought evidence to prove that Chris needed to be moved out of mainstream schools. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child with mental disabilities needs.<br /> <br /> ==The &quot;institution&quot;==<br /> A critical gap in the story concerns exactly where Chris would have gone if he had been removed from the mainstream school system, as the Nathanael Greene staff proposed. As mentioned above, the psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|psychiatric survey]] in [[2004]] described it as a &quot;special school,&quot; but Chris generally refers to it using harsher terms like &quot;institution&quot; or &quot;mental institution,&quot; as in the [[Father_Call#Experience_and_respect|Father Call]] and his [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville|e-mails with Jackie]], presumably because his parents have referred to it in such a manner.<br /> <br /> One clue appears in the [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_Lies_About_The_Game_Place|Jackie communications]], where Chris calls it &quot;that Winchester Mental Institution.&quot; Winchester is a small city in the Shenandoah Valley area of northwestern Virginia, and it's home to the [http://www.grafton.org Grafton School], a well-established school and group home that specializes in, among other things, the education and treatment of young people with autism. Some observers speculate that this may be where Chris would have been sent had his parents not insisted on mainstreaming him.<br /> <br /> The reasons why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a &quot;normal&quot; or &quot;mainstream&quot; educational environment aren't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents whose children have special needs:<br /> <br /> * They may have felt that Chris's need for &quot;special care&quot; would reflect poorly on them as parents.<br /> * They may have assumed that Chris would be stigmatized by being put in a special school.<br /> * They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school.<br /> * They may have feared that a greater financial burden would be imposed upon them if Chris was moved to a special school.<br /> * They may have assumed that Chris's problem &quot;wasn't a big deal,&quot; while educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation.<br /> * They, by Chris's own admission, thought that the school was going to lock Chris up in a padded cell for the rest of his life with no chances to make friends ever.<br /> <br /> ==The aftermath==<br /> After pulling Chris out of Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was eventually dropped in 1994. In 1992, Chris's family moved him away to the Richmond suburbs in order to keep him in mainstream classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.<br /> <br /> In subsequent years, Chris has taken the notion (which supposedly originates with his father) of an autism-hating homosexual conspiracy to drive him from the school system and inflated it into something even more unlikely. In a [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] he imagines that they are also responsible for forcing him to move away from his high-school friends in Richmond and getting him kicked out of [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> <br /> The decision to mainstream Chris at all costs is perhaps the most significant turning point in his development. Had he received an education more effectively tailored to his needs and learned more about his condition beyond how to use it as an excuse, he might have become a substantially more well-adjusted adult. Unfortunately, we will never know.<br /> <br /> To this day, all of the residents of 14 Branchland Court consider it the wisest decision they have ever made.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Bruce Johnson]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Places]]<br /> [[Category:Education]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=121091 2010-10-21T20:36:33Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Origins */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br /> <br /> '''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]<br /> <br /> ==Origins==<br /> <br /> Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br /> <br /> But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br /> <br /> ===The enablers===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son:&lt;br /&gt;but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}<br /> Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as &quot;high functioning&quot; as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live far more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.<br /> <br /> For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on &quot;buy-in.&quot; Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br /> <br /> ===Monthly tugboat===<br /> <br /> {{Main|Chris and money}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br /> <br /> Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|&quot;monthly tugboat&quot;]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system due to the fact that he is simply unwilling to work on anything except drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|his shitty comic]], [[Video games|playing video games]], and [[Love Quest|trying to find a girlfriend.]]<br /> <br /> Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.<br /> <br /> ===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br /> <br /> [[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br /> [[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (forum)|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br /> [[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br /> <br /> A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br /> <br /> Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br /> <br /> :&quot;Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas.&quot;<br /> <br /> Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br /> <br /> On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br /> <br /> ==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br /> <br /> It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br /> <br /> A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br /> <br /> 1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br /> <br /> 2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br /> <br /> 3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|&quot;special&quot;]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br /> <br /> 4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br /> <br /> 5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br /> <br /> 6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br /> <br /> 7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br /> <br /> 8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br /> <br /> 9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see, these criteria describe Chris's ego, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both.<br /> <br /> ==Manifestations==<br /> <br /> Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br /> <br /> ===Unwarranted self-importance===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br /> :''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''<br /> <br /> {{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br /> <br /> As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. &quot;Of course,&quot; you say, &quot;he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]].&quot;<br /> <br /> But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br /> <br /> *I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br /> *I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. <br /> *I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&amp;#61;No Respect...10&amp;#61;Respect).<br /> <br /> Please reply via E-Mail.<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br /> <br /> It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.&lt;ref&gt;Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br /> <br /> The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention--good or bad--that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br /> <br /> He also describes himself as &quot;managing the varsity team&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br /> <br /> ===Persecution complex===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he &quot;takes responsibility for&quot; are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br /> <br /> And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote &quot;Dean of Student Services,&quot; Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, &quot;You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE.&quot; MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br /> <br /> It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br /> <br /> After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br /> <br /> ===Naïveté===<br /> <br /> Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the [[Wikipedia:Sith|Sith]]: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br /> <br /> Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br /> <br /> His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all.<br /> <br /> In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to &quot;learn&quot; to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br /> <br /> ===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br /> <br /> [[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br /> Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br /> <br /> And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br /> <br /> But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br /> <br /> {{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br /> <br /> Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br /> <br /> {{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br /> <br /> All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br /> <br /> Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''confirmation bias''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm_Sorry,_Dude|may not get laid]].<br /> <br /> This is most obvious when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a [[Parody#Hypocrisy|parody]], but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is &quot;parody of a parody&quot;. As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br /> <br /> ===Materialism===<br /> <br /> {{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br /> <br /> It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself, hoarding it, and by some twisted form of reality make him think that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when in reality any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with not working but getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass anyway, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money and believes everything he can buy he is entitled to. This stems from childhood when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to to talk by giving him toys if he could read them out loud. Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br /> <br /> Compulsive hoarding combined with compulsive shopping mixed with autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to Crystal in the future. He also seems to &quot;collect&quot; things. This may be why Pokémon is so appealing to him. He has the compulsion to buy everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br /> <br /> ===Tender misanthropy===<br /> <br /> A &quot;tender misanthrope&quot; is, by definition, &quot;someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people&quot;. In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br /> <br /> Another part of the definition states that &quot;a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making&quot;. The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that &quot;cures&quot; homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br /> <br /> ===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br /> <br /> {{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br /> <br /> ==War against the ego==<br /> <br /> One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular [[white knight]]s, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br /> <br /> When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word &quot;counselor,&quot; she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br /> <br /> ==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=121090 2010-10-21T20:35:46Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Origins */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br /> <br /> '''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]<br /> <br /> ==Origins==<br /> <br /> Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]] making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br /> <br /> But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br /> <br /> ===The enablers===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son:&lt;br /&gt;but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}<br /> Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as &quot;high functioning&quot; as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live far more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.<br /> <br /> For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on &quot;buy-in.&quot; Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br /> <br /> ===Monthly tugboat===<br /> <br /> {{Main|Chris and money}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br /> <br /> Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|&quot;monthly tugboat&quot;]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system due to the fact that he is simply unwilling to work on anything except drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|his shitty comic]], [[Video games|playing video games]], and [[Love Quest|trying to find a girlfriend.]]<br /> <br /> Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.<br /> <br /> ===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br /> <br /> [[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br /> [[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (forum)|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br /> [[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br /> <br /> A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br /> <br /> Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br /> <br /> :&quot;Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas.&quot;<br /> <br /> Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br /> <br /> On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br /> <br /> ==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br /> <br /> It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br /> <br /> A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br /> <br /> 1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br /> <br /> 2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br /> <br /> 3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|&quot;special&quot;]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br /> <br /> 4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br /> <br /> 5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br /> <br /> 6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br /> <br /> 7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br /> <br /> 8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br /> <br /> 9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see, these criteria describe Chris's ego, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both.<br /> <br /> ==Manifestations==<br /> <br /> Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br /> <br /> ===Unwarranted self-importance===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br /> :''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''<br /> <br /> {{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br /> <br /> As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. &quot;Of course,&quot; you say, &quot;he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]].&quot;<br /> <br /> But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br /> <br /> *I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br /> *I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. <br /> *I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&amp;#61;No Respect...10&amp;#61;Respect).<br /> <br /> Please reply via E-Mail.<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br /> <br /> It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.&lt;ref&gt;Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br /> <br /> The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention--good or bad--that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br /> <br /> He also describes himself as &quot;managing the varsity team&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br /> <br /> ===Persecution complex===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he &quot;takes responsibility for&quot; are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br /> <br /> And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote &quot;Dean of Student Services,&quot; Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, &quot;You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE.&quot; MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br /> <br /> It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br /> <br /> After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br /> <br /> ===Naïveté===<br /> <br /> Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the [[Wikipedia:Sith|Sith]]: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br /> <br /> Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br /> <br /> His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all.<br /> <br /> In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to &quot;learn&quot; to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br /> <br /> ===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br /> <br /> [[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br /> Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br /> <br /> And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br /> <br /> But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br /> <br /> {{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br /> <br /> Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br /> <br /> {{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br /> <br /> All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br /> <br /> Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''confirmation bias''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm_Sorry,_Dude|may not get laid]].<br /> <br /> This is most obvious when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a [[Parody#Hypocrisy|parody]], but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is &quot;parody of a parody&quot;. As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br /> <br /> ===Materialism===<br /> <br /> {{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br /> <br /> It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself, hoarding it, and by some twisted form of reality make him think that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when in reality any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with not working but getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass anyway, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money and believes everything he can buy he is entitled to. This stems from childhood when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to to talk by giving him toys if he could read them out loud. Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br /> <br /> Compulsive hoarding combined with compulsive shopping mixed with autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to Crystal in the future. He also seems to &quot;collect&quot; things. This may be why Pokémon is so appealing to him. He has the compulsion to buy everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br /> <br /> ===Tender misanthropy===<br /> <br /> A &quot;tender misanthrope&quot; is, by definition, &quot;someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people&quot;. In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br /> <br /> Another part of the definition states that &quot;a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making&quot;. The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that &quot;cures&quot; homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br /> <br /> ===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br /> <br /> {{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br /> <br /> ==War against the ego==<br /> <br /> One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular [[white knight]]s, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br /> <br /> When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word &quot;counselor,&quot; she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br /> <br /> ==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart_from_the_Ground-Up&diff=121085 2010-10-21T19:45:16Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''' is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a [[sweetheart]] and he has to teach her how to be his &quot;sweetheart&quot;. He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes. <br /> <br /> Although he intends this phrase to mean that he wants a [[gal pal]] who will eventually become a sweetheart,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in&lt;/ref&gt; to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory, and then, Pygmalion-like, begin a romantic relationship with them. This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.<br /> <br /> It's also worth noting that he did say he was searching for a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up in several of his [[attraction sign]]s. Considering the entire point of said signs is to find a girlfriend, not a regular gal-pal, his usage here conflicts with his given definition of the term. However, it is unlikely that he intends the phrase to have multiple meanings, but rather that he's simply too retarded to understand that a complete stranger can't be a great friend at the same time.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Friend zone]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: CWC-isms]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_money&diff=120907 2010-10-20T18:32:26Z

<p>Turnabout: /* In other works */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&lt;/ref&gt;}} <br /> <br /> It's obvious that [[Chris]] himself has no grasp on the real value of '''money''', since he actively wastes as much of his [[monthly tugboat]] as possible on luxuries like [[Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[PS3|video games]], and, more recently, [[alcohol]]. He also once, when giving out the laws of [[CWCville]], equated 10 years in prison to a $1,500 fine.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also equated 50 hours of community service to $500 (for any sexual violations).&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His [[PSN]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' PS3 game that he's ever purchased, and he also further promoted his Sony fanboyism by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost at least about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris buys his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores.<br /> <br /> ==But wait, Chris isn't employed! ==<br /> <br /> Chris's only source of income is the $809 [[monthly tugboat|&quot;tugboat&quot;]] that he receives from the U.S. federal government every month, placing his annual income at $9,708 a year. Chris's parents take $450 to pay for room and board.&lt;ref&gt;Miyamoto Saga&lt;/ref&gt; In addition, Chris and his family get [[Wikipedia:Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program|SNAP]] money every month - more commonly known as &quot;food stamps.&quot;<br /> <br /> {{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. |Chris, [[Chris_and_His_Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].}} <br /> <br /> [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] has been encouraging his son to remain unemployed, since he believes that Chris will earn more money from his monthly tugboat than from getting a job. However, this assumption is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260 - $15,100 annually. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth monthly, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, as in, for more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $4,200 Chris pulls annually from the government after paying off his parents (roughly equal to what he's spent in total so far on his PS3); it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement comes from either delusion or knowing that his son is a [[fail]]ure.<br /> <br /> A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his [[Barb|coddling]] [[Bob|parents]] are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they have managed to make sure that Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about &quot;$6 a day for small things&quot;, buying him fast food on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on [[list of Chris's video games|frivolities]] and [[sex toys|useless stuff]], as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that Bob and Barb will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that his [[target|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.<br /> <br /> Chris strongly believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless shit he is aiding the economy and paying for the tugboat of others.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34]]&lt;/ref&gt; Again, this demonstrates his idiocy since sales tax goes to the state government and these &quot;tugboats&quot; are paid with federal payroll tax. Apparently, this is too complex for Chris's autistic mind. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.<br /> <br /> Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond.<br /> <br /> ==Credit cards==<br /> As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. As of [[February 2009]], Chris had managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (at the time of [[Mumble 4]], $1,000 of that sum came from the PSN store, but his bill for PSN downloads increases by the day) and had even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his own were maxed out. According to an [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2|e-mail Chris sent to Vivian Gee]], by [[January 2010]] his debt was around $3,500 and had apparently been higher at some point in the intervening time.<br /> <br /> By then, Bob Chandler had had to step in, forcing Chris to put the brakes on his spending and pay down his debt according to a regular schedule. Chris, unaware of or uninterested in the fact that unpaid credit-card debt accrues vast amounts of interest, had historically made payments in the smallest installments possible.<br /> <br /> ==In the comic==<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]<br /> In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely, all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris IRL. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the American populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|&quot;paid&quot; in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word &quot;quarter&quot; means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves.<br /> <br /> ==In other works==<br /> Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American [[Wikipedia:Social Security (United States)|Social Security]] system if he was left in charge of it in a text called &quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]].&quot; This is where the idea of &quot;Soup Hotels&quot; came from.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. |Chris with a very bad idea [http://leoweekly.com/news/left-wayside that has come to frution in one American city...]}}<br /> <br /> Chris depicts &quot;Soup Hotels&quot; as a building ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, bed, lighting and cable TV.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20]]&lt;/ref&gt; Of course, the homeless will stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of Rosechus stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that CWCville has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things.<br /> <br /> In [[Mailbag 29]] he states that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp (which would be a redundant middleman in a state-approved brothel), pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free Sex Ed classes for [[virgin]]s. In real life, Chris tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. The prostitute hung up on him.<br /> <br /> == On TV ==<br /> In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, à-la the season premieres of [[wikipedia:24 (TV Series)|24]]. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.<br /> <br /> Chris also seems to not understand that [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|if the health department, of Greene County, sees that TV show, that he put on the damn TV, they could be evicted, and he would have to move out]].<br /> <br /> == Best Buy Mastercard ==<br /> <br /> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it was revealed by Bob himself that Chris not only has a Mastercard charge account acquired through Best Buy, but as of the second week of [[August 2010]], Chris had somehow used it to land himself in yet more debt and had been laden with fees for bouncing a card payment. Bob, in the throes of some sort of conspiracy paranoia involving the staff and patrons of [[the GAMe PLACe]], claims that it was most likely [[Michael Snyder]] who had hacked Chris's credit card and checking accounts, though why someone who's been on a manager's salary for several years would bother stealing from Chris is unknown. Also unknown is why ''any'' financial institution would give Chris a line of credit at this point.<br /> <br /> Bob continues that the resulting transactions may have ruined Chris' credit rating (though that ship has ''long'' since fucking sailed), and, in a disturbingly Chris-like fashion, seems to use this damning information to try to make Chris' latest brush with the [[Law]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> There are three possibilities as to what has actually occurred (from least to most likely):<br /> * Trolls have achieved this new pinnacle of fucking with Chris and didn't bother bragging about it on some forum or another.<br /> * Some regular criminal's credit card fraud scheme has, just by chance, hit Chris.<br /> * Chris blew whatever little credit that Best Buy had foolishly given him, mistakenly attempted to pay off the card with funds from his checking account that weren't there, and is now blaming his crippling debt on [[Trolls]], in another transparent attempt to not have to take responsibility.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Monthly tugboat]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A_Workout&diff=120781 2010-10-20T00:40:51Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>'''A Workout''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 19 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris appears to have stuffed his [[muscle bra]] again and performs [[Chris_and_health#Exercise|a workout routine]] to ''Ass 'n' Titties'' by [[Wikipedia:DJ Assault|DJ Assault]], specifically a [[YouTube]] video which includes dancing by various ''World of Warcraft'' characters.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = A Workout<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|_2PMKRwgAEw}}<br /> | stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Power|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | saga = <br /> | shirt = Unknown White T, {{Cwcbra|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> '''''0:00-0:10''' Video starts with Chris putting on Ass 'n' Titties by DJ Assault. Chris faces the camera with his stuffed [[Muscle_bra|muscle bra]] and starts [[Fail|exercising]] by punching spastically in time to the beats. ''<br /> <br /> '''''0:11-0:24''' He then begins doing jumping jacks.''<br /> <br /> '''''0:25-0:59''' Next he starts swaying his hips from side to side before doing several [[CWC_Fighter|Chun Li kicks]]. He noticeably begins to slow down here but continues adding spastic punches as well.'' <br /> <br /> '''''1:00-1:27''' He starts twisting side to side with stuffed muscle bra in full view. [[Slow_in_the_minds|Chris loses the beat]] of the track at this point.'' <br /> <br /> '''''1:28-1:54''' Next up he starts stretching his arms to the ground and back up. Though he speeds up again for a few seconds, he goes back to slow relatively quickly.'' <br /> <br /> '''''1:55-2:11''' Chris starts stretching his arms down each arm individually.'' <br /> <br /> '''''2:12-2:19''' Here he stretches out his back with his [[Obesity|fat autistic gut]] on display.'' <br /> <br /> '''''2:20-2:43''' Next he begins twisting side to side again momentarily before doing star jumps again with poor posture.'' <br /> <br /> '''''2:44-3:05''' Begins punching again, taking a brief look at his screen. Starts punching side to side.'' <br /> <br /> '''''3:06-3:23''' Chris twists side to side again, this time with his arms open and being twice as slow as the rhythm.''<br /> <br /> '''''3:24-3:29''' Punches upwards and then back forwards. Music stops. Chris faces the camera and gropes his own man tits.''<br /> <br /> Be her boobies!<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = 12 Second Power Workout With Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|EJNtY52H2Oc}}<br /> | Maker = ChristopherCooler<br /> | Stardate = 19 October 2010<br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Vitameatavegamin]]|nextlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]<br /> *[[30 Push-Ups]]<br /> *[[Power]]<br /> *[[I AM STRONG]]<br /> <br /> ==External link==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5-iZYHBEc The video in the background]<br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Videos}}<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Turnabout&diff=120760 2010-10-19T23:26:47Z

<p>Turnabout: </p> <hr /> <div>I am only a spectator, watching in awe the events that unfold around Chris. I registered so that I could correct the spelling and grammar errors that crop up now and again, and to help patch up some transcripts maybe who knows</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Turnabout&diff=120759 2010-10-19T23:26:21Z

<p>Turnabout: Created page with &quot;I am only a spectator, watching in awe the events that unfold around Chris. I registered so that I could correct that spelling and grammar errors that crop up now and again, and ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>I am only a spectator, watching in awe the events that unfold around Chris. I registered so that I could correct that spelling and grammar errors that crop up now and again, and to help patch up some transcripts maybe who knows</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=30_Push-Ups&diff=120649 2010-10-19T15:47:36Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''30 Push-Ups'''&quot; (originally &quot;'''10302009 CWC 30 Push Ups'''&quot;) is a video in which Chris [[Fail|attempts]] to do thirty push-ups. <br /> <br /> Under normal circumstances, the claim that Chris can do thirty push-ups would probably raise a few eyebrows. However, upon watching the video in question, we find that &quot;push-ups&quot; appears to be a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for raping the floor to the tune of Survivor's &quot;[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]&quot;. Throughout the video, he doesn't complete a single proper push-up. If this were the military, a personal training session, or even an elementary school gym class, Chris would be said to have done 0 push-ups, not 30. Nevertheless, he becomes visibly fatigued only part-way through the video.<br /> <br /> Not much else goes on in this video, though it should be noted that Chris's pair of [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]] makes another cameo.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC 30 Push-Ups<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|vhMfhJL7tiI}}<br /> | stardate = 30 October 2009<br /> | subject = {{Power|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BlueTShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Getting Foam Ed]]<br /> | next = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|My Half of A Whole&lt;br/&gt;New World for Kacey]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Suffering.jpg|thumb|Chris suffers through his thirtieth failed attempt at a push-up.]]<br /> <br /> '''0:05 - 0:36:''' ''Chris repeatedly does a pushup-like motion where his face is at least 18&quot; off the floor at all times and his back is arched. His pelvis touches the floor several times. At 0:13, the opening guitar riff from &quot;Eye of the Tiger&quot; becomes audible.'' <br /> <br /> '''0:37 - 0:43:''' ''Becoming exhausted after 30 seconds of a pathetic attempt at showing off his strength, Chris struggles under his own body weight, exhausted and failing spectacularly at anything approaching an actual push-up. Nonetheless, he counts off how many &quot;reps&quot; he thinks he's done.''<br /> <br /> '''0:44 - 1:02:''' ''Chris moves his hands towards his distended, swollen belly, which is possibly full of McDonald's and orange soda. He moves his upper trunk off the ground, and then raises his hips, counting these as a &quot;push-ups.&quot;''<br /> <br /> '''1:03 - 1:20:''' ''Chris groans and rests his weight on his forearms. He then repositions his hands near his bitch tits and counts the next awkward thrusting motion as &quot;24.&quot; He is no longer moving his hips off the ground, and is just raising his trunk up and down, painfully. His face appears contorted, as if in great discomfort.''<br /> <br /> '''1:21 - 1:29:''' ''His face contorted in an agonized grimace, Chris moves most of his body off the ground for the &quot;29th&quot; rep. His knees and feet are cleverly positioned out of the camera frame throughout the video, so we can't see exactly how he's fucking that up. He pauses for a second or two before doing the last rep, visibly on his knees for this one. For some reason, his back shakes alarmingly as he counts off the &quot;30th&quot; rep. Still on his knees, he turns off the video camera.''<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]<br /> *[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]<br /> *[[CWCFighter]]<br /> *[[Power]]<br /> *[[I AM STRONG]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJqmTOhyas CWC: An inspiration to everyone]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Getting Foam Ed]]|nextlink=[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]|}}<br /> {{Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Turnabout https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=30_Push-Ups&diff=120648 2010-10-19T15:47:02Z

<p>Turnabout: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;'''30 Push-Ups'''&quot; (originally &quot;'''10302009 CWC 30 Push Ups'''&quot;) is a video in which Chris [[Fail|attempts]] to do thirty push-ups. <br /> <br /> Under normal circumstances, the claim that Chris can do thirty push-ups would probably raise a few eyebrows. However, upon watching the video in question, we find that &quot;push-ups&quot; appears to be a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for raping the floor to the tune of Survivor's &quot;[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]&quot;. Throughout the video, he doesn't complete a single proper push-up. If this were the military, a personal training session, or even an elementary school gym class, Chris would be said to have done 0 push-ups, not 30. Nevertheless, he becomes visibly fatigued only part-way through the video.<br /> <br /> Not much else goes on in this video, though it should be noted that Chris's pair of [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]] makes another cameo.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC 30 Push-Ups<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|vhMfhJL7tiI}}<br /> | stardate = 30 October 2009<br /> | subject = {{Power|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BlueTShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Getting Foam Ed]]<br /> | next = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|My Half of A Whole&lt;br/&gt;New World for Kacey]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Suffering.jpg|thumb|Chris suffers through his thirtieth failed attempt at a push-up.]]<br /> <br /> '''0:05 - 0:36:''' ''Chris repeatedly does a pushup-like motion where his face is at least 18&quot; off the floor at all times and his back is arched. His pelvis touches the floor several times. At 0:13, the opening guitar riff from &quot;Eye of the Tiger&quot; begins becomes audible.'' <br /> <br /> '''0:37 - 0:43:''' ''Becoming exhausted after 30 seconds of a pathetic attempt at showing off his strength, Chris struggles under his own body weight, exhausted and failing spectacularly at anything approaching an actual push-up. Nonetheless, he counts off how many &quot;reps&quot; he thinks he's done.''<br /> <br /> '''0:44 - 1:02:''' ''Chris moves his hands towards his distended, swollen belly, which is possibly full of McDonald's and orange soda. He moves his upper trunk off the ground, and then raises his hips, counting these as a &quot;push-ups.&quot;''<br /> <br /> '''1:03 - 1:20:''' ''Chris groans and rests his weight on his forearms. He then repositions his hands near his bitch tits and counts the next awkward thrusting motion as &quot;24.&quot; He is no longer moving his hips off the ground, and is just raising his trunk up and down, painfully. His face appears contorted, as if in great discomfort.''<br /> <br /> '''1:21 - 1:29:''' ''His face contorted in an agonized grimace, Chris moves most of his body off the ground for the &quot;29th&quot; rep. His knees and feet are cleverly positioned out of the camera frame throughout the video, so we can't see exactly how he's fucking that up. He pauses for a second or two before doing the last rep, visibly on his knees for this one. For some reason, his back shakes alarmingly as he counts off the &quot;30th&quot; rep. Still on his knees, he turns off the video camera.''<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]<br /> *[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]<br /> *[[CWCFighter]]<br /> *[[Power]]<br /> *[[I AM STRONG]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJqmTOhyas CWC: An inspiration to everyone]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Getting Foam Ed]]|nextlink=[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]|}}<br /> {{Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

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