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CWC - Hand Drawn Original

2015-03-09T00:12:43Z

Twolts:

On 4 [[August 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC - Hand Drawn Original'''" in another attempt to prove that he is the TRUE and HONEST CWC and not the fake, this time by showing the trolls how he draws [[Sonichu]]. Interestingly, in the video's description, Ian says that he wanted to upload the video to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid's]] account, but that he decided otherwise.

One would think that the only reason he did this is to show to [[Kacey]] that she is dating the "impostor," as only IBA alone can draw Sonichu correctly. It also seems that Chris is so deluded that he believes Kacey fell in love with the world of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] (which he claims to be his own), and not CChanSonichuCWC's personality. In Chris's mind, this may mean that she should love him instead, so he may be seeking to add another chapter to his [[Love Quest]].

This video also gives us a rare glimpse into Chris's drawing techniques. He holds his pen in a bizarre fashion, where he sticks his [[duck|bent]] index finger out. His drawing surface of choice isn't even the most basic of smooth surfaces, but a [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], a sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] that includes a tracing reflector and as seen in the link presented, was marketed to young '''beginning''' artists, not delusional manchildren. In a revelation that surprises absolutely no one with even remotely functional eyes, he doesn't waste time in sketching and thinking out the composition prior to drawing anything. (The hasty release of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] shows that he does some sketches, but he just redraws them in ink; he's clearly not one of the people who believes pencils show where ink should go.) Chris appears to enjoy coloring more than getting the character's shape and details right. Apparently, filling paper with flat shades is so ''tough'' and ''takes such an awfully long time'' that there's just no ''time'' to draw details...

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hand Drawn Original
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnqnUBQ9r24}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff#Video|Exposing Jeff]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#Watch|The Touch]]
}}
{{quote|I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. Originally mine. I'm the guy.}}

=== Transcript ===

Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of [[Chris and English|hand]] [[Bob Chandler|artery]].

Anyway the first portion is live so let me just... see if we can... get that... set up here....

Huh, well, will you look at that. Anyway, see my hand, see my hand, okay. So let's just see how we draw Sonichu here. As we have been doing the whole time, ever since 2000.

[''mumbles while putting hair between Sonichu's mouthpiece''] First we just do this an' that....

[''draws ears''] Ear there...

[''lowers pen down''] So as I just draw these things there, [''draws an oval''] give him a masculine chest. Aah, I messed up on that one, oh, well, [[Chris and art#Drawing techniques|I'll work with it.]]

[''draws Sonichu's right hand''] A lil' thumbs-up there...

[''draws Sonichu's left hand''] Put up that there, the old [[CChanSonichuCWC|brown stripes]]. [''begins to draw the tail''] And get that there, the old tail...

[''draws the legs and his left shoe''] Put those shoes on.

[''draws his right shoe''] Give him a little, "lift-up-the-foot" look there.

Put a little C-In-A-Circle and my John Hancock. And.. Let's just give him a little drop shadow underneath.

[''drops pen''] Now we break out the, uhh, markers. Mmmm, color in the old mouth with the [[Chris and race|flesh color]].<ref>Crayola's current "peach" color was first released as "flesh", but was changed to its current name in 1962 to reflect racial sensitivity. Clearly Chris has not heard this news.</ref> [''Drops the marker and shows a Crayola Super Washable Markers bag''] Crayola rocks! [''[[sigh]]''] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Color his arms...]] And [[Obesity|his belly]]... Belly and chest. Whatever you wanna go. Whichever you wanna call it. Yeah. It's sticking out, I'll put that back later.

Okay, uh, regular yellow, oh I forgot the eyebrows. There you go, look at that. Makes him look smart, he's slick, slick character, yes.

Uh, just hurry up to the coloring. Oh, I didn't close the hand. There you go. I could've done a little better on this, but I'm pressed for time. But it basically, definitively looks like, uhh... Yeah. It's my, it's my style, my hand drawing, it's uncopyable.

Mmm... Give him his little red cheeks. Lime green soulful eyes. Good shade of brown in the old stripes and the edge of the bottom portion of the tail. His shoes there. Battery blue, favorite shade, Sonichu sneakers [inaudible singing].

And we will, huh, accentuate the blackness on the tips of his ears, his nose and, uhh, where that's gray? Ah, here it is. Make his so—make his sneaker soles... shades of gray. Oh, and while I make this up and about, lemme, huh, make a switcheroo around here. Actually, now let's do a one more thing... [''begins to write next to Sonichu''] Art and care for [''in a high pitch''] [[Kacey]]! And now for the old switcheroo let's, uhh, close this up here. [''Closes the sketchpad'']

And put in the hand drawn pages of...—look. Number Zero! Just lemme rehandle this a bit. The old history of the hand drawn. Print these out, you get blank edges. Unedited as it really was before I scanned them and type the text into them. Oh that's a good page, very good page. Uhh, yeah, this is kinda like the introduction of ''[[Excel-Saga]]'' back in Episode Two.. of ''Excel-Saga''. So, anyway... [''begins to poorly sing the opening theme of'' Excel-Saga]. Mmmm, [''looking at Sonichu and Rosechu kiss from issue 0''] Kissy, kissy! Yum! You know you can pause at any time, I'm just going a little quickly because I don't want to kill over 10 minutes with this. [''IBA then takes away the book''] Anyway, done there. [''loww contrast footage, like in his [[For Kacey from CWC|previous video]]''] Oops! There goes the creation, there ''goes'' the creation. Oh, well.

Anyway, hmmm.... Anyway, I would like to shout out to Kacey, I care about you very much, your feelings mean a lot to me. You mean a lot—[''camera cuts to a well lit room with Ian's horrible features in front of it''] I'm sorry, Kacey, but I'm afraid that, uhh, [''removes his glasses''] I tried to ease you into the subject, but, unfortunately, I could not do that. I just had to give it to you straight, as my friend ma—made me realize when I talked to her, earlier tonight, in addition to you. I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. [''picks up a scrapbook from behind him''] Originally mine. I'm the guy. March 17th, 2000, in front of Miss Naelie Chalifoux's classroom at Manchester High. [''opens the book and pulls out his recently drawn art''] Freshly drawn. You saw it from [puts down the drawing, then shows his [[Amnyfest Ring]]] my own hand. [''puts down the book again''] Daa—I'm, I'm the artist.

But anyway, as to further elaborate, the impostor's real name is Jeff. I know this because—[''cut'']—I learned his name was Jeff from a D-a-n-t-o-p-u-l-t-i-s@yahoo.com [''cut''] and also if you take a good look, and also if you take a good look, also if you ever see him in person, look at his ident—look at his ID you know that it's fake. Ask him to hand it to you personally; it's fake. I can hand you mine, anytime. It's real, as well as my—as well as my diplomas and my degrees; they're right here, in my room, right here. [''makes some hand gestures''] In these four walls, that have—that Sonichu, and Rosechu and the world of CWCville have evolved from. I'm sorry, Kacey, I didn't mean—if I hurt you—if I hurt you, I'm sorry. But I had—I ha—I wanted to make sure you knew the truth. You had to know. You have been dating and having relations with [creepy stare] the impostor. His name is Jeff. I'm sorry. But I care about you. I do. Just like you have been talking to me for the past two nights. Regato—[''cut'']

But, yeah, I recommend that you confront Geoffrey. [''sigh''] I'll leave it up to you, [[Kacey]]. Be safe. Stay strong. Take your time. I care about you. As I cared about all my other gal pals in my life. From [[Megan Schroeder]], to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], Miranda, Sarah, [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], even all the ones I met on the internet: my Australian [[gal pal]] Sarah Cassandra Mackenzie/[[PandaHalo]], died in that bushfire, and [[Sarah Jackson]], died in the automobile accident, and Ivy only recently. I had to go listen to my father's meathead theories. I leave it up to you. I care.
==Notes==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]|nextlink=[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-04]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-04]]

CWC - Hand Drawn Original

2015-03-09T00:12:09Z

Twolts:

On 4 [[August 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC - Hand Drawn Original'''" in another attempt to prove that he is the TRUE and HONEST CWC and not the fake, this time by showing the trolls how he draws [[Sonichu]]. Interestingly, in the video's description, Ian says that he wanted to upload the video to [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid's]] account, but that he decided otherwise.

One would think that the only reason he did this is to show to [[Kacey]] that she is dating the "impostor," as only IBA alone can draw Sonichu correctly. It also seems that Chris is so deluded that he believes Kacey fell in love with the world of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] (which he claims to be his own), and not CChanSonichuCWC's personality. In Chris's mind, this may mean that she should love him instead, so he may be seeking to add another chapter to his [[Love Quest]].

This video also gives us a rare glimpse into Chris's drawing techniques. He holds his pen in a bizarre fashion, where he sticks his [[duck|bent]] index finger out. His drawing surface of choice isn't even the most basic of smooth surfaces, but a [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], a sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] that includes a tracing reflector and as seen in the link presented, was marketed to young '''beginning''' artists, not delusional manchildren. In a revelation that surprises absolutely no one with even remotely functional eyes, he doesn't waste time in sketching and thinking out the composition prior to drawing anything. (The hasty release of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] shows that he does some sketches, but he just redraws them in ink; he's clearly not one of the people who believes pencils show where ink should go.) Chris appears to enjoy coloring more than getting the character's shape and details right. Apparently, filling paper with flat shades is so ''tough'' and ''takes such an awfully long time'' that there's just no ''time'' to draw details...

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hand Drawn Original
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnqnUBQ9r24}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff#Video|Exposing Jeff]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#Watch|The Touch]]
}}
{{quote|I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. Originally mine. I'm the guy.}}

=== Transcript ===

Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of [[Chris and English|hand]] [[Bob Chandler|artery]].

Anyway the first portion is live so let me just... see if we can... get that... set up here....

Huh, well, will you look at that. Anyway, see my hand, see my hand, okay. So let's just see how we draw Sonichu here. As we have been doing the whole time, ever since 2000.

[''mumbles while putting hair between Sonichu's mouthpiece''] First we just do this an' that....

[''draws ears''] Ear there...

[''lowers pen down''] So as I just draw these things there, [''draws an oval''] give him a masculine chest. Aah, I messed up on that one, oh, well, [[Chris and art#Drawing techniques|I'll work with it.]]

[''draws Sonichu's right hand''] A lil' thumbs-up there...

[''draws Sonichu's left hand''] Put up that there, the old [[CChanSonichuCWC|brown stripes]]. [''begins to draw the tail''] And get that there, the old tail...

[''draws the legs and his left shoe''] Put those shoes on.

[''draws his right shoe''] Give him a little, "lift-up-the-foot" look there.

Put a little C-In-A-Circle and my John Hancock. And.. Let's just give him a little drop shadow underneath.

[''drops pen''] Now we break out the, uhh, markers. Mmmm, color in the old mouth with the [[Chris and race|flesh color]].<ref>Crayola's current "peach" color was first released as "flesh", but was changed to its current name in 1962 to reflect racial sensitivity. Clearly Chris has not heard this news.</ref> [''Drops the marker and shows a Crayola Super Washable Markers bag''] Crayola rocks! [''[[sigh]]''] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Color his arms...]] And his [[Obesity|belly]]... Belly and chest. Whatever you wanna go. Whichever you wanna call it. Yeah. It's sticking out, I'll put that back later.

Okay, uh, regular yellow, oh I forgot the eyebrows. There you go, look at that. Makes him look smart, he's slick, slick character, yes.

Uh, just hurry up to the coloring. Oh, I didn't close the hand. There you go. I could've done a little better on this, but I'm pressed for time. But it basically, definitively looks like, uhh... Yeah. It's my, it's my style, my hand drawing, it's uncopyable.

Mmm... Give him his little red cheeks. Lime green soulful eyes. Good shade of brown in the old stripes and the edge of the bottom portion of the tail. His shoes there. Battery blue, favorite shade, Sonichu sneakers [inaudible singing].

And we will, huh, accentuate the blackness on the tips of his ears, his nose and, uhh, where that's gray? Ah, here it is. Make his so—make his sneaker soles... shades of gray. Oh, and while I make this up and about, lemme, huh, make a switcheroo around here. Actually, now let's do a one more thing... [''begins to write next to Sonichu''] Art and care for [''in a high pitch''] [[Kacey]]! And now for the old switcheroo let's, uhh, close this up here. [''Closes the sketchpad'']

And put in the hand drawn pages of...—look. Number Zero! Just lemme rehandle this a bit. The old history of the hand drawn. Print these out, you get blank edges. Unedited as it really was before I scanned them and type the text into them. Oh that's a good page, very good page. Uhh, yeah, this is kinda like the introduction of ''[[Excel-Saga]]'' back in Episode Two.. of ''Excel-Saga''. So, anyway... [''begins to poorly sing the opening theme of'' Excel-Saga]. Mmmm, [''looking at Sonichu and Rosechu kiss from issue 0''] Kissy, kissy! Yum! You know you can pause at any time, I'm just going a little quickly because I don't want to kill over 10 minutes with this. [''IBA then takes away the book''] Anyway, done there. [''loww contrast footage, like in his [[For Kacey from CWC|previous video]]''] Oops! There goes the creation, there ''goes'' the creation. Oh, well.

Anyway, hmmm.... Anyway, I would like to shout out to Kacey, I care about you very much, your feelings mean a lot to me. You mean a lot—[''camera cuts to a well lit room with Ian's horrible features in front of it''] I'm sorry, Kacey, but I'm afraid that, uhh, [''removes his glasses''] I tried to ease you into the subject, but, unfortunately, I could not do that. I just had to give it to you straight, as my friend ma—made me realize when I talked to her, earlier tonight, in addition to you. I'm sorry Kacey, but, y'know, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville... It's mine. [''picks up a scrapbook from behind him''] Originally mine. I'm the guy. March 17th, 2000, in front of Miss Naelie Chalifoux's classroom at Manchester High. [''opens the book and pulls out his recently drawn art''] Freshly drawn. You saw it from [puts down the drawing, then shows his [[Amnyfest Ring]]] my own hand. [''puts down the book again''] Daa—I'm, I'm the artist.

But anyway, as to further elaborate, the impostor's real name is Jeff. I know this because—[''cut'']—I learned his name was Jeff from a D-a-n-t-o-p-u-l-t-i-s@yahoo.com [''cut''] and also if you take a good look, and also if you take a good look, also if you ever see him in person, look at his ident—look at his ID you know that it's fake. Ask him to hand it to you personally; it's fake. I can hand you mine, anytime. It's real, as well as my—as well as my diplomas and my degrees; they're right here, in my room, right here. [''makes some hand gestures''] In these four walls, that have—that Sonichu, and Rosechu and the world of CWCville have evolved from. I'm sorry, Kacey, I didn't mean—if I hurt you—if I hurt you, I'm sorry. But I had—I ha—I wanted to make sure you knew the truth. You had to know. You have been dating and having relations with [creepy stare] the impostor. His name is Jeff. I'm sorry. But I care about you. I do. Just like you have been talking to me for the past two nights. Regato—[''cut'']

But, yeah, I recommend that you confront Geoffrey. [''sigh''] I'll leave it up to you, [[Kacey]]. Be safe. Stay strong. Take your time. I care about you. As I cared about all my other gal pals in my life. From [[Megan Schroeder]], to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], Miranda, Sarah, [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], even all the ones I met on the internet: my Australian [[gal pal]] Sarah Cassandra Mackenzie/[[PandaHalo]], died in that bushfire, and [[Sarah Jackson]], died in the automobile accident, and Ivy only recently. I had to go listen to my father's meathead theories. I leave it up to you. I care.
==Notes==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]|nextlink=[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-04]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-04]]

SingStar Challenge

2015-03-09T00:09:04Z

Twolts:

{{quote|Game on. ¡Abre la contesta!|[[Solid CWC]]}}

The '''SingStar Challenge''' was a video competition phase of the [[CWCivil War]], initiated by [[Solid Chris]].

==Introduction==
[[Image:SingStar_Competition.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid|Who]] will prevail?]]

Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle [[IBAChandler]]) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as [[Liquid Chris]] (posting as [[CChanSonichuCWC]]) trumped each video in kind. This included playing ''[[CWC_More_Than_A_Feeling#Response|More Than a Feeling]]'' on a real [[guitar]], shaming Solid's [[CWC More Than A Feeling|''Guitar Hero'' rendition]].

Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.<ref name="KatieBayEmails3">[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

==SingStar Challenge Announcement==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = SingStar Challenge Announcement
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M9MF5XKiDvw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt}} The Classic
| previous = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom]]
}}
</center>
 
{{collapsible|Transcript|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment.

(''picks up camera'')

And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room layout.

(''pans around his overstuffed-with-junk room'')

No karaoke equipment whatsoever.

(''camera returns to Solid in frame'')

(''[[sigh]]'') And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [''sigh''] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [''holds up ''Sonic CD'' cover'']

(''jump cut'')

And with that I will be showing you my li'l lay out

(''camera once again turns to [[Chris's room|Solid's crap-laden room]]'')

my speakers over there,

(''camera moves to show some [[Lego]] bricks'')

my camera will sit here

(''camera moves back to Solid'')

the only thing that I ask anotherly—anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera]

(''jump-cut to Solid setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame'')

(''jump-cut to Solid once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless'')

Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My [[PSP]] is mine, attached to my speakers.

(''Solid once again sets down the camera'')

You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian.

(''jump cut'')

Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again.

(''jump cut to Solid throwing his [[glasses]]'')

And so with that

(''footage of the infamous [[That_Goatee_WILL_Grow_Back|shave]] is inserted'')

[starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [''removes square medallion, holds it up to the camera to read: '''The Good Life''''') [''starts to shave goatee dry''] [''after eleven seconds the head comes off the razor, Solid reattaches it and continues shaving, then sets razor down'']

(''jump cut'')

[''one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Solid reattaches again and continues to shave until [[Hair|goatee]] is mostly gone'']

(''jump cut'')

(''jump cut'')

—rst thing, no imported music. Which means no [[Anime|Japanese]], no [[Spanish]], no [[Wikipedia:German language|German]], no [[Chris and race|odd country]] language. Only [[English]]. Shame, would loved to play "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Star]]" or "Flame Sniper"<ref>[http://sailormusic.net/lyrics/Flame_Sniper.html]</ref> [''makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow'']

(''jump cut'')

And also, once a song has been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules.

(''jump cut'')

[''Solid is once again holding the razor''] Game on. ¡Abre la contesta! [''Spanish for "Let the contest begin!", except that "contesta" is not a Spanish word; "¡Abre el concurso!" would be correct.'']
}}
 
{{collapsible|Rules between [[Solid Chris|The Original, Patriotic C.W.C.]] and [[Liquid Chris|the Brown-Striped Impostor C.W.C.]]|

-One Song At A Time from our individual Playlists. 
-Sing Without Printed Lyrics or Karaoke Equipment.. 
-Original MP3s must be played in background at appropriate audible volume.. 
-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or [[Guitar Hero]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Revolution|Rock Revolution]], etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO. .
-No Requests will be made from one Singer to the other BEFORE [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|the 5th Song]]. After the Brown One sings [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Song 4]], he may choose the Encore Track for me to sing, then I will choose his Encore Track for him to sing.. 
-Deadline for Each Player: 24 Hours from one Singer's Uploading of their Singing Video (After [[August 2009|August 5, 2009]] at Noon EST). If I upload on 12:30 PM Monday the 3rd, the deadline for the Brown One will be 12:30 PM Tuesday the 4th, and vice-versa. . 
-Use of any MP3 Players Fully Encouraged for playing the Tracks. . 
-NO IMPORTED TRACKS (No Japanese, [[Spanish]], German, etc Tracks).. 
-ENGLISH TRACKS ONLY.. 
-NO Christian Weston Chandler Tracks, such as "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]", "[[Yellow Is A Mellow Color]]", etc. . 
-Once a Song, of that Title from That Artist has been sung, it Can Not be sung again by Either Player for the remainder of the Competition. My First Track is "Sonic Boom" from Pastiche; it is forbidden for it to be sung again by either Me or the Brown One for the remainder of the competition.. 
-NO Visual/Audio Video Edits for ALL SONG VIDEOS. No Dubbing Pre-recorded Audio over Video; ONLY Smooth Video One-Take Recordings Count (multiple takes towards final video are acceptable).. 

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Failure to comply by ANY of these Rules at ANY time during the competition shall be Disqualified, and the Last Player Sung shall be Named the Winner Forever.. 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>All Scores shall be tallied from accuracy of Lyric-Matching and praise from the watching audience, Officially by Judges that myself, and the Impostor will select THREE Close People, NO MORE THAN THREE FOR EACH OF US, on [[YouTube]].. 

My List of Judges will be Noted by their YouTube Handle on [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|My First Song]] for the Competition; I ask the man in brown to list his Judges' Handles on his First Video.. 

The DEADLINE for His First Video and Judge Selection will be Wednesday, August 5 at 12:00 NOON, EST.. 

Game On!}}

==Rounds==
{| class="wikitable"
! Round
! IBAChandler's song
! CChanSonichuCWC's song
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Round 1]]'''
| "Sonic Boom" by Pastiche (closing version; from ''Sonic CD'')
| "[[Wikipedia:You're Pitiful|You're Pitiful]]" by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 2|Round 2]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]" by [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]]
| "[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]" by [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 3|Round 3]]'''
| "Autumn Goodbye" by [[Britney Spears]]
| "[[Wikipedia:Heaven (Bryan Adams song)|Heaven]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bryan Adams|Bryan Adams]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Round 4]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:The Touch (Stan Bush song)|The Touch]]" by [[Wikipedia:Stan Bush|Stan Bush]]
| "[[Wikipedia:It's All in Your Head|Think Twice]]" by [[Wikipedia:Eve 6|EVƎ 6]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Round 5]]'''
| "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay (Opponent's request)
| "Lift Up Your Eyes" by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] (Opponent's request)
|}

==Awaiting the Judges' Ruling...==

After round five finished, Solid began a campaign against Liquid on various fronts, mainly through video:

*A "direct" confrontation between Solid and Liquid:
**[[Exposing Jeff]], where by his "detective work" he finds that CChanSonichuCWC's true name is "Jeff": this name is a callback to a previous trolling affair.
**[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], a video that shows the rage held by Solid over the accomplishments of his rival. He tries to demotivate Liquid by using his girlfriend, [[Kacey]], as a deterrent.
**[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], where he threatens legal persecution and gives some anecdotes about his life, mainly [[Christopher's name change|his name change]] and again mentions Kacey.
**[[LOOK at the truth!]], where he tries a comparison between him and Liquid, acknowledging and reaffirming his failures. This is also a video that shows a side of Solid few people have the fortune of not seeing: his manboobs.
*Trying to steal [[Kacey]] from Liquid, by the pretense of her being in love to the "Real Deal" Chris and not the impostor. This resulted in the following videos:
**[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]], where Solid shows the viewers the process behind a [[Sonichu]] drawing. This insight reveals that Solid is incapable of holding a pen correctly and that the materials used are Crayola markers.
**[[For Kacey from CWC]], Solid tried to impersonate Liquid and invite Kacey to his home for visit.
**A [[Kacey_Phone_Call|telephone interchange between Solid and Kacey]], where Solid describes in graphic detail the sexual activities that he wants to do to her.

Liquid was not happy with these events and began his crusade for vindication:
*[[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|A telephone conversation]] between him and Solid, where he tries to convince Solid to drop his charade and accept that Liquid is, in fact, the TRUE and HONEST CWC. Solid loses it again, threatening Liquid with the police and involving [[Bob]] in his debacle.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fO5vF61Es Come CLEAN!] Liquid strikes again, exposing Solid's faults and weaknesses.

==Judges==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|colspan="2"|'''Name and [[YouTube]] handle'''
| '''CWC'''
| '''IBA'''
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by CChanSonichuCWC<ref>[[SingStar Challenge Round 1]]</ref>
| [[Kacey Devoria]]
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| SpazKid ([https://www.youtube.com/user/spazkidin3d spazkid])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| Seth
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by IBAChandler<ref name="KatieBayEmails3"/>
| [[Katie Bay]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/katiebaybug katiebaybug])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| [[Kim Wilson]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum ScarletSanctum])
|
|align="center" |✘
|-
| Unknown [[JERKS|dude]] judge
|
|align="center" |✘
|}

==A Winner: There Can Only Be One==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7Yf2s3oiPOA}}
| Stardate = 11 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate August 11th, 2009.

Hello my loyal [[fanbase]], I would like to address the impostor, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge contest between because your judges have not followed my rules—followed not—followed not—not followed any rules or uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and giving me scores, therefore because you don't have any scores you're out of the running and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. Now, I dun care if you're stealing my original works, and comic pages and arts, and uploading them to a dimpy little website where no one will see them, bec—while the true comics are about to be published by [[Wikipedia:Dark Horse Comics|Dark Horse Comics]]. Yes, you heard it right, Dark Horse is wary fent—they are working fenderlessly, furiously, to create and draw and write the first [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Episode 0 comic]] within accordance from [[Sega]] and [[Nintendo]]. Now they are also working with a certain [[Hex Box|Microsoft]] as well. My current on the project is they may hire me as production manager. So, you know, keep my fingers crossed. And another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site is cwcstore.blogspot.com and it's your one stop shop for anything [[Sonichu]]-, [[Rosechu]]- or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. And on another note there uh uh gonna start selling [[Lego]] sets of CWCville along with uh, guides to the city. So, uh, be looking forward to that one, true believers! The uh, [[The Sonichu Chronicles|'''Sonichu Crystal Chronicles'']] games has come along pretty well. It's going to a, uh, [[Wikipedia:Role-playing video game|RPG-style game]], a role-playing game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, uh, it is currently being produced in tandem with Microsoft for the-mm, [[Hex Box|X-box 360]]. Look forward to the official revealing of it in the uh Da-Dallas Game Developers Conference. Ehm, anyways, uh, anyway, yeh, that's about it for now. Still making lots of money, rol—rolling in the—rolling in the dough, ya know and uh, WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS? Peace.

And to my, my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventual, a light a magical lighthouse is randomly shone is a healing, guiding light upon previously shattered heart and tortured soul, and mending them back into good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a [[Sailor Moon|sailor soldier]] who had just vanquished a heart snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed you're shining, lustrous hair, you're shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes and personality—strong and caring, like a true buttercup bloom. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months and my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry pink than I ever had before and everything was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. For you I would travel even a thousand miles just to be with ya. Fortunately you lives only about two hours away from my house and uh, I meet you when we dates. This feeling that was, and still is, so pure and true, it's as if I was born to love you. When you smiles I feel like I'm walking on sunshine and I give my replying smile and gaze into your eyes. And your hair is the softest and most warm tingling. Cloud nine? I feel like I'm on ten! Kacey, my love, will you marry me? [''Holds up a Rosechu medallion and [[Creepy stare|creepily stares]] around the room''] Peace.}}

==Aftermath==
Even to [[slow-in-the-minds]], it was clear that several rules contradicted themselves immediately, such as not being allowed [[Wikipedia:karaoke|karaoke]] equipment but being allowed to play the song itself in the background. Happily, Solid couldn't have chosen a worse medium for a duel, as [[Chris and music|Solid is so tone deaf]] he doesn't even realize that he is tone deaf. In his mind, his singing voice had "a [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]] or [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]] [[Chris_and_reality|flavor]],"<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction]]</ref> making him a sure-fire winner.

After losing the contest, Solid uploaded [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], where he pulled a massive [[retcon]] out of his ass and said the contest was just for fun.

This [[saga]] marked a new take on [[Jimmy Hill|previous attempts]] to make Solid believe that someone else was taking all the fame and glory of his [[Sonichu]] creation. By confronting a doppelgänger who was successful in everything he tried to be, Solid began to show a violent side of his psyche. While fruitlessly trying to prove that he was the [[TRUE and HONEST]] person, his actions produced a surge of content unparalleled to anything produced in [[2009]], even to the point of jump-starting the production of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009]]|nextlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|}}

{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-31]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-31]]

SingStar Challenge

2015-03-09T00:08:27Z

Twolts:

{{quote|Game on. ¡Abre la contesta!|[[Solid CWC]]}}

The '''SingStar Challenge''' was a video competition phase of the [[CWCivil War]], initiated by [[Solid Chris]].

==Introduction==
[[Image:SingStar_Competition.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid|Who]] will prevail?]]

Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle [[IBAChandler]]) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as [[Liquid Chris]] (posting as [[CChanSonichuCWC]]) trumped each video in kind. This included playing ''[[CWC_More_Than_A_Feeling#Response|More Than a Feeling]]'' on a real [[guitar]], shaming Solid's [[CWC More Than A Feeling|''Guitar Hero'' rendition]].

Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.<ref name="KatieBayEmails3">[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

==SingStar Challenge Announcement==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = SingStar Challenge Announcement
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M9MF5XKiDvw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt}} The Classic
| previous = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom]]
}}
</center>
 
{{collapsible|Transcript|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment.

(''picks up camera'')

And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room layout.

(''pans around his overstuffed-with-junk room'')

No karaoke equipment whatsoever.

(''camera returns to Solid in frame'')

(''[[sigh]]'') And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [''sigh''] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [''holds up ''Sonic CD'' cover'']

(''jump cut'')

And with that I will be showing you my li'l lay out

(''camera once again turns to [[Chris's room|Solid's crap-laden room]]'')

my speakers over there,

(''camera moves to show some [[Lego]] bricks'')

my camera will sit here

(''camera moves back to Solid'')

the only thing that I ask anotherly—anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera]

(''jump-cut to Solid setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame'')

(''jump-cut to Solid once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless'')

Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My [[PSP]] is mine, attached to my speakers.

(''Solid once again sets down the camera'')

You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian.

(''jump cut'')

Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again.

(''jump cut to Solid throwing his [[glasses]]'')

And so with that

(''footage of the infamous [[That_Goatee_WILL_Grow_Back|shave]] is inserted'')

[starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [''removes square medallion, holds it up to the camera to read: '''The Good Life''''') [''starts to shave goatee dry''] [''after eleven seconds the head comes off the razor, Solid reattaches it and continues shaving, then sets razor down'']

(''jump cut'')

[''one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Solid reattaches again and continues to shave until [[Hair|goatee]] is mostly gone'']

(''jump cut'')

(''jump cut'')

—rst thing, no imported music. Which means no [[Anime|Japanese]], no [[Spanish]], no [[Wikipedia:German language|German]], no [[Chris and race|odd country]] language. Only [[English]]. Shame, would loved to play "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Star]]" or "Flame Sniper"<ref>[http://sailormusic.net/lyrics/Flame_Sniper.html]</ref> [''makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow'']

(''jump cut'')

And also, once a song has been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules.

(''jump cut'')

[''Solid is once again holding the razor''] Game on. ¡Abre la contesta! [''Spanish for "Let the contest begin!", except that "contesta" is not a Spanish word; "¡Abre el concurso!" would be correct.'']
}}
 
{{collapsible|Rules between [[Solid Chris|The Original, Patriotic C.W.C.]] and [[Liquid Chris|the Brown-Striped Impostor C.W.C.]]|

-One Song At A Time from our individual Playlists. 
-Sing Without Printed Lyrics or Karaoke Equipment.. 
-Original MP3s must be played in background at appropriate audible volume.. 
-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or [[Guitar Hero]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Revolution|Rock Revolution]], etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO. .
-No Requests will be made from one Singer to the other BEFORE [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|the 5th Song]]. After the Brown One sings [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Song 4]], he may choose the Encore Track for me to sing, then I will choose his Encore Track for him to sing.. 
-Deadline for Each Player: 24 Hours from one Singer's Uploading of their Singing Video (After [[August 2009|August 5, 2009]] at Noon EST). If I upload on 12:30 PM Monday the 3rd, the deadline for the Brown One will be 12:30 PM Tuesday the 4th, and vice-versa. . 
-Use of any MP3 Players Fully Encouraged for playing the Tracks. . 
-NO IMPORTED TRACKS (No Japanese, [[Spanish]], German, etc Tracks).. 
-ENGLISH TRACKS ONLY.. 
-NO Christian Weston Chandler Tracks, such as "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]", "[[Yellow Is A Mellow Color]]", etc. . 
-Once a Song, of that Title from That Artist has been sung, it Can Not be sung again by Either Player for the remainder of the Competition. My First Track is "Sonic Boom" from Pastiche; it is forbidden for it to be sung again by either Me or the Brown One for the remainder of the competition.. 
-NO Visual/Audio Video Edits for ALL SONG VIDEOS. No Dubbing Pre-recorded Audio over Video; ONLY Smooth Video One-Take Recordings Count (multiple takes towards final video are acceptable).. 

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Failure to comply by ANY of these Rules at ANY time during the competition shall be Disqualified, and the Last Player Sung shall be Named the Winner Forever.. 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>All Scores shall be tallied from accuracy of Lyric-Matching and praise from the watching audience, Officially by Judges that myself, and the Impostor will select THREE Close People, NO MORE THAN THREE FOR EACH OF US, on [[YouTube]].. 

My List of Judges will be Noted by their YouTube Handle on [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|My First Song]] for the Competition; I ask the man in brown to list his Judges' Handles on his First Video.. 

The DEADLINE for His First Video and Judge Selection will be Wednesday, August 5 at 12:00 NOON, EST.. 

Game On!}}

==Rounds==
{| class="wikitable"
! Round
! IBAChandler's song
! CChanSonichuCWC's song
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Round 1]]'''
| "Sonic Boom" by Pastiche (closing version; from ''Sonic CD'')
| "[[Wikipedia:You're Pitiful|You're Pitiful]]" by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 2|Round 2]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]" by [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]]
| "[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]" by [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 3|Round 3]]'''
| "Autumn Goodbye" by [[Britney Spears]]
| "[[Wikipedia:Heaven (Bryan Adams song)|Heaven]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bryan Adams|Bryan Adams]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Round 4]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:The Touch (Stan Bush song)|The Touch]]" by [[Wikipedia:Stan Bush|Stan Bush]]
| "[[Wikipedia:It's All in Your Head|Think Twice]]" by [[Wikipedia:Eve 6|EVƎ 6]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Round 5]]'''
| "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay (Opponent's request)
| "Lift Up Your Eyes" by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] (Opponent's request)
|}

==Awaiting the Judges' Ruling...==

After round five finished, Solid began a campaign against Liquid on various fronts, mainly through video:

*A "direct" confrontation between Solid and Liquid:
**[[Exposing Jeff]], where by his "detective work" he finds that CChanSonichuCWC's true name is "Jeff": this name is a callback to a previous trolling affair.
**[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], a video that shows the rage held by Solid over the accomplishments of his rival. He tries to demotivate Liquid by using his girlfriend, [[Kacey]], as a deterrent.
**[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], where he threatens legal persecution and gives some anecdotes about his life, mainly [[Christopher's name change|his name change]] and again mentions Kacey.
**[[LOOK at the truth!]], where he tries a comparison between him and Liquid, acknowledging and reaffirming his failures. This is also a video that shows a side of Solid few people have the fortune of not seeing: his manboobs.
*Trying to steal [[Kacey]] from Liquid, by the pretense of her being in love to the "Real Deal" Chris and not the impostor. This resulted in the following videos:
**[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]], where Solid shows the viewers the process behind a [[Sonichu]] drawing. This insight reveals that Solid is incapable of holding a pen correctly and that the materials used are Crayola markers.
**[[For Kacey from CWC]], Solid tried to impersonate Liquid and invite Kacey to his home for visit.
**A [[Kacey_Phone_Call|telephone interchange between Solid and Kacey]], where Solid describes in graphic detail the sexual activities that he wants to do to her.

Liquid was not happy with these events and began his crusade for vindication:
*[[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|A telephone conversation]] between him and Solid, where he tries to convince Solid to drop his charade and accept that Liquid is, in fact, the TRUE and HONEST CWC. Solid loses it again, threatening Liquid with the police and involving [[Bob]] in his debacle.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fO5vF61Es Come CLEAN!] Liquid strikes again, exposing Solid's faults and weaknesses.

==Judges==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|colspan="2"|'''Name and [[YouTube]] handle'''
| '''CWC'''
| '''IBA'''
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by CChanSonichuCWC<ref>[[SingStar Challenge Round 1]]</ref>
| [[Kacey Devoria]]
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| SpazKid ([https://www.youtube.com/user/spazkidin3d spazkid])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| Seth
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by IBAChandler<ref name="KatieBayEmails3"/>
| [[Katie Bay]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/katiebaybug katiebaybug])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| [[Kim Wilson]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum ScarletSanctum])
|
|align="center" |✘
|-
| Unknown [[JERKS|dude]] judge
|
|align="center" |✘
|}

==A Winner: There Can Only Be One==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7Yf2s3oiPOA}}
| Stardate = 11 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate August 11th, 2009.

Hello my loyal [[fanbase]], I would like to address the impostor, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge contest between because your judges have not followed my rules—followed not—followed not—not followed any rules or uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and giving me scores, therefore because you don't have any scores you're out of the running and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. Now, I dun care if you're stealing my original works, and comic pages and arts, and uploading them to a dimpy little website where no one will see them, bec—while the true comics are about to be published by [[Wikipedia:Dark Horse Comics|Dark Horse Comics]]. Yes, you heard it right, Dark Horse is wary fent—they are working fenderlessly, furiously, to create and draw and write the first [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Episode 0 comic]] within accordance from [[Sega]] and [[Nintendo]]. Now they are also working with a certain [[Hex Box|Microsoft]] as well. My current on the project is they may hire me as production manager. So, you know, keep my fingers crossed. And another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site is cwcstore.blogspot.com and it's your one stop shop for anything [[Sonichu]]-, [[Rosechu]]- or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. And on another note there uh uh gonna start selling [[Lego]] sets of CWCville along with uh, guides to the city. So, uh, be looking forward to that one, true believers! The uh, [[The Sonichu Chronicles|'''Sonichu Crystal Chronicles'']] games has come along pretty well. It's going to a, uh, [[Wikipedia:Role-playing video game|RPG-style game]], a role-playing game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, uh, it is currently being produced in tandem with Microsoft for the-mm, [[Hex Box|X-box 360]]. Look forward to the official revealing of it in the uh Da-Dallas Game Developers Conference. Ehm, anyways, uh, anyway, yeh, that's about it for now. Still making lots of money, rol—rolling in the—rolling in the dough, ya know and uh, WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS? Peace.

And to my, my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventual, a light a magical lighthouse is randomly shone is a healing, guiding light upon previously shattered heart and tortured soul, and mending them back into good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a [[Sailor Moon|sailor soldier]] who had just vanquished a heart snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed you're shining, lustrous hair, you're shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes and personality—strong and caring, like a true buttercup bloom. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months and my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry pink than I ever had before and everything was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. For you I would travel even a thousand miles just to be with ya. Fortunately you lives only about two hours away from my house and uh, I meet you when we dates. This feeling that was, and still is, so pure and true, it's as if I was born to love you. When you smiles I feel like I'm walking on sunshine and I give my replying smile and gaze into your eyes. And your hair is the softest and most warm tingling. Cloud nine? I feel like I'm on ten! Kacey, my love, will you marry me? [''Holds up a Rosechu medallion and [[Creepy stare|creepily stares]] around the room''] Peace.}}

==Aftermath==
Even to [[slow-in-the-minds]], it was clear that several rules contradicted themselves immediately, such as not being allowed [[Wikipedia:karaoke|karaoke]] equipment but being allowed to play the song itself in the background. Happily, Solid couldn't have chosen a worse medium for a duel, as [[Chris and music|Solid is so tone deaf]] he doesn't even realize that he is tone deaf. In his mind, his singing voice had "a [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]] or [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]] [[Chris-and-reality|flavor]],"<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction]]</ref> making him a sure-fire winner.

After losing the contest, Solid uploaded [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], where he pulled a massive [[retcon]] out of his ass and said the contest was just for fun.

This [[saga]] marked a new take on [[Jimmy Hill|previous attempts]] to make Solid believe that someone else was taking all the fame and glory of his [[Sonichu]] creation. By confronting a doppelgänger who was successful in everything he tried to be, Solid began to show a violent side of his psyche. While fruitlessly trying to prove that he was the [[TRUE and HONEST]] person, his actions produced a surge of content unparalleled to anything produced in [[2009]], even to the point of jump-starting the production of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009]]|nextlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|}}

{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-31]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-31]]