{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}
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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Magi-Chan Sonichu
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| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe)
No later than 2 February 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[:File:279-MagiCard.jpg|card of Magi-Chan]] on 2 February 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Magi-Chan was not created at any earlier date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'7''
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Mewtwo
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Psychic
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Moon Stone)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
|}

'''Magi-Chan''' (also known as Derek) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'', and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson in color.

Magi-Chan <s>is</s> [[Sonichu 10|was]] probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional [[Homos|homosexual]] undertones. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and implies that he is uninterested in romance due to having "too much gray matter" when Sonichu obnoxiously boasts about fucking his girlfriend that night. Even when Magi-Chan does express interest in a woman, it's a woman with a [[Pickle|penis]] - [[Silvana Rosechu]].

Although he is clearly omnipotent and omniscient, he refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit plot points and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.

However, Magi-Chan later came in handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality - Chris's blood. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[CWCville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of [[homos]].

His design is a combination of three characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

==Major comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves after extreme meditation training.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over to the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that major cranial damage threatens to kill him.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.

[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with one ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in the [[Time Void|time void]] and Magi-Chan explains that he will return eventually, instead of actually trying to [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|help him]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Magi-Chan, along with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]], celebrates their 19th birthdays on 2 February 2008.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate.]]

Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] via his psychic link and orders her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Magi-Chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender."

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from Episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina by randomly pulling Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. The newly freed Chris tasks him with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]'s attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling the child point blank that it was Evan who killed her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Outside of the comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such, he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and will inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
Image:Magichanisintense.jpg‎|[[Audiobooks|Look at Magi-Chan. Seriously, just look at him.]]
File:Lego Magi-Chan.jpg|[[LEGO]] Magi-Chan.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Magi-Chan [[medallion]]. Buy one on [[eBay]] today!
File:MagiAmiiboA.jpg|Magi-chan [[Amiibo]], for sale on [[Etsy]].
</gallery>
</center>
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