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User:USAJAP1

2010-12-11T21:34:23Z

USAJAP1: Replaced content with "fuck this bullshit i'm gone"

fuck this bullshit

i'm gone

User talk:Llort

2010-06-16T21:18:50Z

USAJAP1: /* Good game. */

==Contact me on AIM==
See my user page. It's nothing bad, just need to talk to you about something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:33, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Good game.==

Those edits on the Watch and Win Sweepstakes transcript are just incredibly funny. I salute you, fine sir. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 18:28, 11 November 2009 (CET)
:* I honestly have no idea how it took me almost two months to notice this message on my own talk page, but thank you, USAJAP1, for these kind words! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
::* welcome lol --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:18, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==Pull quotes==

Just curious, are you going with something amusing or trying to match what Chris is saying from the still that YouTube has for the video? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:19, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

:*Usually, I'm trying to pull the quote that made me laugh the hardest. If nothing was particularly funny, I'll just try to go with whatever short quote seems to sum up the whole (often depressing) gist of the video. But I don't have a totally set system. I guess the only rule that I really try to stick with is to never pick a quote that will run for more than one line of text beneath the video, since that just looks ugly. But I've even broken that rule a couple of times! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:18, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
:*Since a lot of videos' article titles aren't particularly descriptive - especially the many Captain's Log pages - I figure it may be a good idea to include these pull quotes as a really fast, effective way of reminding veteran viewers (or informing new viewers) of what these videos are about (or just eliciting a cheap laugh). Summaries serve this same purpose, but they're not nearly so efficient about it, and they don't benefit from using Chris's own words. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:26, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==Ban==
I am sorry to do this to you, especially since you're one of the better contributors, but I said I would and you saw the warning on the [[Questions for Chris]] page. '''DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING WITH CHRIS'''. Yes, it's likely that's the answer but that's not necessarily the case. People assume Chris uses "Captain's Log, Stardate" because they think he's a Star Trek fan when in reality he's never even watched Star Trek and it's more likely he heard this on Family Guy and liked it. Point is, '''unless you have direct confirmation from Chris, DO NOT POST AN ANSWER''' (this goes for everyone). Yes, it's likely this is the answer but we should not be assuming the answer.

As you do contribute regularly and I know you meant well, I've only banned you for two hours effective 00:01 UTC (~8 p.m. EST). This is nothing personal, just ensuring high quality standards for CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:14, 9 July 2009 (CEST)

:Editor, researcher, example for others: I serve CWCki in many capacities! (Haha.)
:For realsies, though, I understand your move. I cast myself as the "World's Greatest Detective" half because I was really proud of having tracked down that mystery line's apparent origin, but half because I figured that - even though I wasn't doing anything wrong (in my opinion) by adding that information to the page - <s>Gotham</s> CWCki was free to hunt me for it, because I could take it. I was willing to be temporarily banned to post some info that was unverified, because I knew in my little black heart that it was nevertheless right.
:Between Chris's obsession with all things Adult Swim and the fact that the Space Ghost episode I take him to be quoting was released on DVD just a little over a year before he drew that comic, I honestly find it impossible to imagine that he got the line from anywhere else. Sure, he could've gotten it directly from that ancient Outer Limits episode, but he doesn't seem to care for sci-fi, and the timing would make much less sense. And sure, he could've gotten it from a friend quoting the episode without having watched it himself, but A) Chris has no friends, and B) that would still be a case of Chris getting the line from the episode, albeit one step removed.
:I understand that we want everything on CWCki to be encyclopedic, but IMHO it's nice to have just a little leeway. That gives us a chance to have super-awesome articles like [[Excel-Saga]]. I mean, we know that Chris used to watch that show, but - as far as I know - no one's gone out and asked him time after time: "So, did you steal this line from Excel-Saga?" to verify every one of the unbelievable "coincidences" between that show and his comics. I feel like my addition to [[Questions for Chris]] was in that same vein. Him just "happening" to make up a long line of gibberish that is almost exactly this other long line of gibberish backwards is unthinkable. Maybe it's just that we're holding that one page to a higher standard than every other page?
:Anyway, I think I might like to create a sub-page for myself to hold my hypothesis on the mystery line. I seriously put a lot of work into it. And that way, people could word search the phrase and at least be pointed in what seems to me to be the right direction. (But I'd add a little disclaimer.) I'm just saying this now in case you don't want me to do that because it might look like I was undermining your authority, which isn't my intention. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:58, 9 July 2009 (CEST)
::*The thing is though, with the question pages, assuming answers leads to different outcomes. For instance, let's consider [[Sonichu 8]] where Bubbles has a little get together with Blake to celebrate his birthday. The scene is a total ripoff of the final scene from "Sixteen Candles" where Molly Ringwald is asked what she wished for whens he blew out the candles and she looks up at her crush and says "It already came true." Now there's two possibilities - either Chris is familiar with the original (Chris has a penchant for romantic comedies, hence why he has a warped view of women and how dating works), the other is that he saw that Family Guy episode where this scene is one of those "manatee gags" (as in Peter says "Remember the time when...?"). The first has an implication that Chris is a dude who watches too many romantic comedies; the other is that Chris is spoon fed pop culture by Family Guy. Assuming one or another has implications in what is thought about Chris. Likewise, since you mention Excel Saga, I believe it's been mentioned that there's a possibility that things like [[Sonichu Balls]] aren't a result of Chris watching Dragon Ball Z but rather Chris watching Excel Saga's parody of DBZ. In other words, Chris rips off the ripoff.
:::Yes, Chris probably got it from that Space Ghost episode (though I don't believe we have any record of Chris being a Space Ghost fan). Yet it's possible he heard this elsewhere though - Chris never ceases to amaze. While it's not as bad as assuming that Chris would tell tobacco farmers to screw themselves "In da eargh," it's a misleading assumption that can hamper getting a real answer which could show some insight into Chris's creative process.
:::The main reason why the Questions page has a higher standard is so it can serve as a primary source and temporary place for information about Chris to come in until it can be incorporated formally into other articles. Too many people write stuff in the article that they ''think'' Chris would say which is not the same thing as getting a direct response.
:::It was a good answer, I'll say that, but it's not an answer with a direct citation to Chris. By all means post it on a sub page, just not on the Questions page.
:::I'll ask the field agent who is in touch with Chris to ask him about where he got the reference. I hope they'll be able to lead into it naturally, and I hope Chris even remembers what the hell that was about, but Chris seems to take a while before he suspects stuff. If we're lucky, by tonight we can clear this mystery once and for all with a definitive answer from Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 9 July 2009 (CEST)

::::I think what all of your counter-examples have taught me is that - when in doubt - we should assume until further notice that Chris is just stealing all of his material from Family Guy. (Haha.)
::::I'm excited by the prospect of soon learning with certainty what the origin of the mystery line is, so I'll hold off on creating a sub-page for a while in case the field agent succeeds! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 16:57, 9 July 2009 (CEST)
::::::*Since some time is passed, I think no one would get mad to me that this was asked of Chris and he said he "just thought of it." So yeah, Chris probably lied. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 18 August 2009 (CEST)
::::::*Thanks for the update. As proposed so long ago, [[User:Llort/ANOZ_AELC_AMULP_OERC_IKABMOL_AH_AH!|here's my sub-page]]. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:44, 19 August 2009 (CEST)

{{Welcome|Llort}}--[[User:Megaman|''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 08:28, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

*Heh, I know you're a regular around here, but I've been trying to manually welcome all users, new or old, so that they can have easy access to the links to the priority listing and the community portal. Please don't take offense, but we don't have a bot to do this. If the welcome message really displeases you feel free to remove it. --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 00:10, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

== Oversized template ==

I already made one: [[Template:Oversized]] --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 16:22, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Well, I'll be damned. Good work. I'm concerned, though, that the text reflects such a retentionist mindset. It's not always the case that all information should be kept and merely moved to different articles. Sometimes, some information just needs to be shitcanned. The template's text should reflect that. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 17:04, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

==Video titles==

Dude, it's alright to call videos what Chris originally called them without the Eurofag dating. I mean, if Chris calls it "Chris Chan Update September 28, 2008" then it's alright to say that and not have the page be "Chris Chan Update 28 September 2008" or whatever, it's mostly for linking purposes and within articles to use Eurofag dating. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:34, 5 November 2009 (CET)

I was actually going to ask about that, but I ended up just plowing ahead anyway. Chris alters how he lists the date so much from one video to the next that I figured a standard would be very helpful. Currently, Eurofag is CWCki standard, and despite being an Americunt, I'm used to that by now. The system I've adopted still suits me if you don't have a problem with it. There's always time for future tweaking, I suppose. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:39, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== The list you requested ==

I didn't want to fill up your talk page, so I put it [[User:Llort/Video Names List|here]] The ones with question marks I'm not totally sure of. Since I use a modified datestamp for the videos in the torrent, I don't keep the original one as part of the filename. At some point, I think he stopped leaving the datestamp at the end of the "CWC Update"s, but I'm not exactly sure when. Also, I've omitted the ones that I know came from Vivitheg, since they had different names. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:26, 7 November 2009 (CET)

:* Stupendous work. You are truly a man among manchildren. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 23:42, 7 November 2009 (CET)

== <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Succession|succession]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki> ==

...and this is why people should keep the template parameters backward-compatible. =) Anyway, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]] has been fix'd; hopefully this sets a clear enough example. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:20, 11 November 2009 (CET)

:* Yup - that example is clear enough for even me to understand! Thanks for da update, wwwwolf. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 00:37, 12 November 2009 (CET)

== Jack Thaddeus Call ==

Out of curiosity, why did you replace the em dashes (—) on the phone call with ugly and entirely incorrect double-hyphens (--)? That isn't the correct grammatical symbol. In fact, the double-hyphen isn't even a real grammatical symbol. It's really something people made when they didn't bother to look up to alt+0151 gives an em dash/were to lazy to actually do it. Unless I'm really missing something here, those should really be reverted.... Perhaps your font doesn't support the dash...? But... it's a Unicode character.... I don't know... but, regardless... I really think it should be reverted to the —. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:49, 7 December 2009 (CET)

:I have a hatred of em dashes that I can't quite explain. Good ol' Wikipedia mentions that ''The Elements of Typographic Style'' "argues that the length and visual magnitude of an em dash 'belongs to the padded and corseted aesthetic of Victorian typography'", and that's essentially the opinion that I hold. (That said, I'm not arguing that the suggestions made by ''The Elements'' are in any way binding.)
:I'm not sure why you consider double hyphens to be "entirely incorrect". I would certainly agree that they stand out in an arresting fashion; but at the same time, I would argue that that's a virtue considering that - when used in a transcript - their purpose is precisely to catch the reader's attention and make them think "ah - this is a definite (yet unintentional) interruption in speech!"
:To me, at least, the fact that a double hyphen ''does'' appear so "ugly" much better conveys the feel of speech being broken off than does an em dash, which to me can't help but convey some sort of unbroken fluidity by its very appearance. Champthom recommended to me recently that I write up a style guide for transcripts here on CWCki, since I've edited so many of them in my time here. I suppose that this item in such a guide would make for a point of contention! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 06:44, 7 December 2009 (CET)

::Ugh. I don't truly feel that ''any'' grammatical character should be hideous. That isn't to say that I don't think the "interjection marker" (as I'll call it, be it "-- " or "—") should avoid being eye-catching, but eye-catching does not equate to hideous. I, quite personally, think that "-- " looks novice and... just plain ugly. I find "—" to also stand out in text, due to its length, but without the ugliness. Additionally, dashes are neither written like as "-- " in hand-writing, nor in published works of literature (at least as far as I've seen). However, the point remains, I suppose, that you've been appointed as the stylism master. If you so choose that we use your way over mine, then I guess that I must comply. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 06:57, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks for sorting the Fanmail Reading thing==

I meant say something to the degree of "Llort will sort this out since that's his sort of thing" but I accidentally that sentenced.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:06, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:*Haha. You know me too well. (And it was my pleasure. :3) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 00:37, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT Jerkop business. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:58, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

PS3

2010-05-28T13:34:51Z

USAJAP1: /* Hacking */

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

Chris's [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' (purchased 17 March [[2006]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>) is his "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

[[Chris]], being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number is higher, at a little over a third of Chris's [[Monthly tugboat|annual income]].

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much, and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

As of the end of 2009 and the beginning of 2010, Chris's PSN purchases are growing: in several months during this time frame, Chris spent more than $200 each month on the PSN.

As of February 2010, Chris has currently spent: '''$3405.22'''

=== Trophies ===

According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 26 May 2010, Chris has 1010 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

The games where he has over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
|''God of War III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the God of War Collection.
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have got 100% in Gunstar Heroes, but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''inFamous''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Heavy Rain''
| 43
| 65%
| Chris's trophies for this game are largely the ones achieved through rote button-pressing, not the ones that require actual exploration or puzzle-solving skill.
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there's a bunch of them that he hasn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he has touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over ''a couple of hours''. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'')

=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account has been hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], and later used it as a wedge to control and torment Chris. Later, in the summer of 2009, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 February 2010, thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain <s>nigger</s> Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical stress.

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It remains to be seen if doing so will void any long-term warranty the PS3 might have had or impede his quest to gather more trophies and download stuff from the PlayStation Network.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

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CWCFlyingElephants

2010-05-19T14:34:26Z

USAJAP1: /* Censored Version */

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
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| name = CWCFlyingElephants Audio
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ooT5gK3Cjqk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Power]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

Claw of Fail

2010-05-13T18:05:10Z

USAJAP1:

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{{quote|SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY WRATH!|Chris, threatening [[Vivian Gee]]}}

The '''Claw of Fail''' is a dramatic hand gesture used by Chris when he wants to emphasize whatever stupid point he's trying to make at the moment. Chris will hold his hand out, palm upturned, with his fingers outstretched and curled upwards, in the manner of a cartoonish villain.

Much in the way that Chris [[parody|steals]] jokes, ideas, and phrases he uses in everyday speech from movies, [[anime]], video games, and [[Ghostbusters|cartoons]], he also copies body language and hand gestures. Although normal humans may reference movies and such when it is funny, appropriate or ironic, Chris relies on these to teach him new words, phrases and ideas. In short, Chris is like a feral child, raised by television, who copies the mannerisms of his adoptive parent. When Chris stopped talking as a small child, his parents put him in front of the television for two-thirds of the day, which is about how much TV he watches now. Remember, whenever Chris is playing [[Little Big Planet|video games]], [[Sonichu|drawing comics]], or watching TV, he often has a TV running in the background, muted and with closed captioning on.

The Claw of Fail is associated with, but not exclusive to, [[Chris and anger|tard rage]].

Christian has also shown TV pitchman [[Billy Mays]] clutching a miniature dogwood tree in a similar fashion, possibly as a showing of dominance.

== Use in Recent Months ==
In recent months, Chris has taken to using the Claw of Fail as a symbol of power or dominance over his enemies as seen in [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|his rap video]]. This is perhaps a sign of Chris' slow turn to the dark side as he indulges in the art of what he hates the most, trolling. Given the recent blackmail videos and the theft of Kacey, we can only assume it's a matter of time before Chris becomes a full blown supervillan and wears the [[Medallions of Fail|black sonichu medallion]] on a more regular basis.

It is also likely that the use of the claw is directly proportional to the size of Chris' current ego, evident in the fact that as of October, Chris' ego has inflated beyond human proportions blocking out the sun and causing it to snow in [[CWCville]] as seen in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrxb_8dWa5Y this] video.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:Claw.jpg|Notice how the threatening gesture is immediately negated by the [[Sonichu Medallion]], the room full of toys, and the fact that it's being performed by what appears to be a blob that has sprouted limbs and a human head.
Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|[[Billy Mays]] shown plucking a still-living tree from the earth.
Image:Clawofdoom whatchrisbelieves.jpg|This is what Chris thinks he will look like after a few more weeks of playing [[Brutal Legend]].
Image:Claw of fail.jpg|She is mine now!
Image:Claw of fail 2.jpg|You cannot ignore my [[power]]!
Image:Claw of fail 3.jpg|Seems like Chris is devoloping a new tic to go with [[sigh]]s and [[Speech Impediment|hmm]].
Image:Claw of fail attack.jpg|[[Duck|Duck]], it's coming right at us!
Image:Claw of fail 4.jpg|Moar claw
Image:Rageclaw.jpg|Has this gesture gotten less threatening with overuse?
Image:SchuComic9P38.jpg|Double claws for the [[Homos]].
Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg|An early claw cameo, note the evil character doing it.
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{{Mannerisms}}

[[Category:Mannerisms]]

List of Sonichu characters

2010-02-21T10:16:15Z

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The following is a '''list of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' characters''', in order of [[fail|appearance]].

==[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]==

=== Sonichu ===
{{main|Sonichu (character)}}

Chris-chan's "original" character. Sonichu is a Sonic re-color who is an unholy fusion of Sonic and Pikachu. He is the main protagonist in the comics. That is, until Chris takes the spotlight. His only purpose in recent episodes is to make sleazy sex references and bang Rosechu.

=== Chris-chan/Chris-chan Sonichu ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan Sonichu}}

Chris-chan's alternate self and Mary Sue. In the comic, Chris is portrayed as much more slender than his corpulent IRL counterpart (except in earlier episodes). His medallion allows him to don a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursuit]] when he shouts the phrase ''Electric Hedgehog Power!''

=== Perfect Chaos Monster ===
[[Image: Perfect_chaos.jpg|thumb|140px|left|Perfect Chaos as seen in Sonic X]]
[[Image: SchuComicPage6.jpg|thumb|140px|right|Perfect Chaos as seen in Sonichu #0]]

Perfect Chaos, or [[CWC-isms|"Perfect Chaos Monster"]] as Chris calls him, is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the [[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sonic]] game [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]. Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes '''Perfect Chaos''', a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of [[Station Square]]. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the positive energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.

This battle was adapted by Chris to provide the background for the origin of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of his [[Sonichu (comic)|new comic book series]].

The story begins with a male [[Pikachu]] who wanders to Station Square to witness Super Sonic battling Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". Whether this is the same Sonic/Chaos battle depicted in "Sonic Adventure" is unknown, although Chaos destroyed the city in the game, so a rematch in the same city seems dubious.

During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an [[Rainbow|unexplained phenomenon]] which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his new-found powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory. Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild.

Later, Sonichu meets Sonic in a [[Sonichu 1|chance encounter]], and the two piece together what happened. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of Sonichu.

=== Sonic the Hedgehog ===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}

Sega mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in ''Sonichu #0'' as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existence.

=== Rosechu ===
{{main|Rosechu}}

[[Sonichu]]'s worthless, 1-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her. Rosechu almost never walks or runs in public, she is always carried around by Sonichu. She also is ridiculously horny. [[Women's rights|This is Chris's idea of how women behave]], likely adapted from TV comedies or anime.

===Kel===
{{main|Kel}}

Female Pokémon trainer who owned the Raichu which transformed into Rosechu. Continued to take care of Rosechu until Sonichu took over as her new pimp. She was never heard from again, though it came to light that by some strange and nonsensical twist of fate, she fell madly in love with [[Naitsirhc]].

===David the Dragonite===

A [[Wikipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] Kel also owned. The considerate Pokémon trainer offered his [[Duck|sexual services]] to [[Rosechu]] when the latter was [[Masturbating and squirtin'|in heat]], noting that he's "[[Honest|loyal]]". Rosechu refused, stating that David is "[[Niggo|just too big]]" even for her loose, gaping [[China]], and suggesting Kel [[Patti-Chan|have sex with him herself]]. Kel enigmatically answers that "she can't say she didn't try". Did they or didn't they? History will [[Chris and writing#Kudzu plot|never know]].

Strangely enough, David may have been [[retcon|retconned]] into "Daisy the Dragonite", as indicated by a listing of [[Kel]]'s Pokemon on [[CWCipedia]]. David, who appeared in [[Issue 0]] (Episodes 2 and 3), is not mentioned on the list, though Daisy is and is the only Dragonite on the list. It would not be out of the question to think that Chris simply forgot about David's importance to the canon and retconned him into a girl, especially probable due to the fact that both names begin with the same letter and Chris couldn't really name a girl "Davidina", plus the fact that he has created [[simonla|gender-benders]] before. This would indicate that Kel, in fact, offered [[Rosechu]] "Daisy" for a [[lesbian]] relationship, which in turn calls into question the sexuality of Rosechu, Kel, and the Dragonite, and makes several aspects of the comic a great deal more confusing.

===Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc===
{{main|Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc}}

Originally known as Naitsirhc Giovanni, he was an orphan adopted by the Pokémon villain [[Giovanni]], and raised as a member of Team Rocket. When [[Chris]] fell into the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], his [[Medallion]] also entered the darkness, awakening a dormant evil within Naitsirhc, and transforming him into an [[gay|evil]] version of Chris. Renaming himself Reldnach Notsew Naitsirhc, the new anti-Chris dedicated himself to world conquest, and the destruction of his "[[gay|straight]]" twin. Like Chris, Reldnahc has his own Sonichu Medallion, patterned after [[Black Sonichu]], which he uses to transform into his fursona of Reldnahc Ha-Taque Sonichu.

===Black Sonichu===
{{main|Black Sonichu}}

Also known as "Blachu" and "Blake", Black Sonichu was cloned from samples of Sonichu's [[semen|DNA]], which Naitsirhc obtained in [[fapcup|battle]]. Mutated slightly from an accidental cherry cola contamination in the laboratory, the clone grew to have insidious black and red fur, in stark contrast to Sonichu's heroic urine-and-feces color scheme. Initially, Black Sonichu started out as a lackey for Giovanni, and then later Reldnahc, before finally becoming a watered-down good guy with an attitude when he fell in love with [[Bubbles]]. Black Sonichu was last seen recuperating from his traumatic rape at the hands of a [[Silvana Rosechu|trannie]]

===The Chaotic Combo===
{{main|Chaotic Combo}}

Five other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon spawned as eggs from the [[Rainbow]] that created Sonichu. Scattered throughout the region, they would eventually discover each other in common battle against Black Sonichu. The group is composed of:
*[[Wild Sonichu]]: Green recolor. Prays that God might pity him enough to grant him free sex.
*[[Punchy Sonichu]]: Red recolor. Knuckles the Echidna minus personality plus weird racist-looking eyes.
*[[Bubbles|Bubbles Rosechu]]: Blue recolor. Airhead slut.
*[[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]: White recolor. Fatass slut. Gave up dieting for Lent.
*[[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]: Purple recolor. Sort of a furry Dr. Manhattan with a vest. [[Wes_Iseli|Not a magician.]]

===Flame the Sunbird===
{{main|Flame the Sunbird}}

Shameless ripoff of Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie who seems to be in dire need of pants. Flame is the guardian of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], and joined Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo in rescuing it from Black Sonichu. He would later be seen attending the Chaotic Combo's birthday party at the mall. It is emphasized that he is not a Pokemon, yet he readily uses Pokemon attacks, such as Drill Peck.

===Sarah Hammer===
{{main|Sarah Hammer}}

Chris's childhood friend, whom he later selected to bear his children before he discovered she was involved with another man. Chris nonetheless depicted her as the reincarnation of the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] in his comics, and bestowed upon her the power to become a super-powered furfag just like himself. As Saramah Rosechu, Sarah joined Chris-Chan Sonichu and Wes-Li Sonichu in a prophesied battled against [[Count Graduon]]. Failing to actually defeat the villain, the trio sort of split up, leaving Chris to deal with him alone.

===Wes Iseli===
{{main|Wes Iseli}}

Sarah's boyfriend, whom Chris jealously demonized in his comics by casting him as the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], a band of power hungry Native Americans who were enemies with the Cherokee. When Chris fulfilled the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] by becoming [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Wes was visited by the spirit of the Wasabi leader, who granted him the power to become [[Wes-Li Sonichu]]. At first, Wes used his powers to attack Chris, until Sarah dumped his ass and convinced both of them to join her in defeating [[Count Graduon]]. Wes would later appear as a directionless villain, attacking Sarah Hammer's wedding in [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]], and attending [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walsh's]] villain conclave in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]].

===Mary Lee Walsh===
{{main|Mary Lee Walsh}}

Arch-nemesis to Christian (and by extension, Sonichu), Walsh is based on the real life dean of Piedmont Virginia Community College, against whom Chris has nursed a grudge for years. In the comics, Walsh is portrayed as tyrannical witch, waging a bitter and ruthless war against love itself. For some reason, she considers cock-blocking Chris to be of vital importance to her goals, even though Chris does a pretty good job of that himself.

===Jerkops===
{{main|Jerkops}}
Villainous foot-soldiers of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the Jerkops are based upon various police officers and security guards Chris has encountered during his [[Love Quest]].

===Zapdos===
''See [[Pokémon]]

Pokémon used by [[Naitsirhc]] to capture Rosechu and battle Sonichu in CWCville Mall. Although Sonichu was victorious, Naitsirhc obtained a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], which he would use for his own [[gay|evil]] purposes.

===Metonic===
{{main|Metonic}}

Evolved form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Appears only in Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029.

===Vamprosa===
{{main|Vamprosa}}

Evolved form of [[Rosechu]]. Appears only in Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029.

===Barbara Chandler===
{{main|Barbara Chandler}}

Chris's mother, and Sonichu's grandmother. Or something. The two rescued Barbara from [[Naitsirhc]] in one of the Classic Sonichu strips reprinted in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]

===Jerkhief===
{{main|Jerkhief}}

Leader of the [[Jerkops]]. The Jerkhief is a massive [[African American]] man in a brown police uniform. Known for his beloved catchphrases "My wooden badge was delicious!" and "MAH SOUL HURTS!"

==[[Sonichu 1|Sonichu #1]]==

===Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik===
{{main|Doctor Robotnik}}

Arch-nemesis to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Enlisted to aid [[Giovanni]] in capturing Sonichu.

===Team Rocket===
Team Rocket is the villainous organization that captures [[Pokémon]] (from the series of the same name). But somehow the company has either fallen on hard times because of the global recession or made a fucking stupid business decision as they set up a new headquarters in [[CWCville]].

Team Rocket is run by [[Giovanni]] and his retarded homosexual son, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].

They are also responsible for the creation of [[Blake]].

===Giovanni===
{{main|Giovanni}}

Leader of Team Rocket. Determined to capture Sonichu at any cost, Giovanni teamed up with Doctor Robotnik to devise the perfect trap for Sonichu. Their plot was foiled, however, thanks to the timely intervention of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

=== Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist ===
[[Image:Bill.jpg|right|thumb|His face <s>is</s> was a mystery.]]
[[File:Bill1.png|left|thumb| Dr. Bill Schwartz the Scientist]]
One of the more popular characters in Sonichu lore, Bill the Scientist was a genetics researcher for [[Team Rocket]] during the organization's brief alliance with [[Robotnik|Ivo Robotnik]]. It was Bill's duty to prepare [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu's]] DNA for the cloning machine, but he inadvertently spilled cherry cola into the sample, mutating the chromosomes of [[Blake|the clone]] until it took on a black color.

Bill is currently believed to be getting high somewhere with the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]], [[Metal Sonichu]], [[Silvana]] and [[Yawning Squirtle]]. Chris disputes this unorthodox fan theory in [[Twitter]], saying Bill is still in employ of Giovanni, and will be returning in comic. He then contradicts this when he appears later in [[Sonichu 11]], stating that Bill stopped working for Giovanny to save lives, and that he hats these bad days.

However, since this branch of the story was never publicly released (but merely leaked by [[Evan|Evan George]]), Bill's canonical fate remains unknown, and it is still entirely possible that he is laid back on the moon sippin' sizzurp with Yawning Squirtle. Only time will tell.

=== Metal Sonichu ===
The [[Sonichu]] rip-off of Metal Sonic. Funnily enough the only character that is a rip-off even according to Chris. Sadly though, he blames Robotnik for it. After being defeated by Sonic and Sonichu in [[Sonichu 1]] he crashes into the fucking [[moon]], however, he survives this attack, as evident by his hand rising out of one of the craters resulting in a cliffhanger. His current whereabouts are unknown, but [[Count Graduon]] is also on the moon now, so it is possible they are an alliance. The fans have speculated that Chris probably just forgot about the piece of shit and he will never be heard of again, but [[Mailbag]] and [[Twitter]] updates hint that in [[Sonichu 11|Issue 11]], Graduon will return from the moon, possessing Metal Sonichu — and by saying that Chris totally ruined this <del>awesome</del> completely predictable plot twist. Damn you, Twitter!

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===Amy Rose===
{{main|Amy Rose}}

[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s love interest. Met [[Rosechu]] one day in [[CWCville Mall]], and the two discussed their uncanny resemblance, and their respective vapid love lives.

===Hanna===
{{main|Hanna}}

Woman who [[trolled]] Chris IRL by pretending to respond favorably to his [[Attraction Sign]]. Chris, epic lulzcow that he is, not only fell for the ruse, not only shouted "NOOOOOOOO!" in a public place when he discovered the truth, not only e-mailed her to ask her out again sometime, but also documented the entire sorry affair in his own comics.

==[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]==
===Keeper of the Destiny Cave===

An old fart who had hung around by an old cave for centuries, waiting for Chris to come along and use his [[Medallion]] to transform into his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursona]]. After revealing the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to Chris and Sonichu, the Cave Keeper was never seen again. He's probably having a toke or two with [[Yawning Squirtle]], if he's smart.

*[[Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan|Ancient Leader of the Cherokian Clan]]
*[[Wasabi Rival]]
*[[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]]

===Golem===

Weapon used by Count Graduon after escaping from the Destiny Cave and joining forces with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Upon learning that the Golem had attacked [[CWCville]], [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]],[[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] teamed up to destroy it. Stolen from Sonic Adventure 2.

===Count Graduon===
{{main|Count Graduon}}

The Evil released when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was fulfilled. Graduon is a centuries-old evil wizard who was trapped inside a magic wand by the [[Cherokian Clan]]. In the 21st Century, he has forged an alliance with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has secretly manipulated [[Silvana Rosechu]] to become his trannie rape weapon against the [[fail|heroic]] Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

==[[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]==

=== Sonee & Rosey ===
{{main|Sonee & Rosey}} 

The (irritating) baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and their [[Chaotic Combo|recolors]]. They made their debut appearance on the first page of [[Sonichu_3|Sonichu #3]].

 

===Venusaur===
''See [[Pokémon]]''

A female Venusaur in the jungle discovered [[Wild Sonichu]]'s egg and adopted him. As Wild inexplicably has retractable tentacles in his arms, the Venusaur trained him in using them to grasp objects.
 

===Scyther===
''See [[Pokémon]]''

For no obvious reason, a male Scyther assumed the role of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s father. Whether this is because it was screwing his Venusaur mother, or felt some obligation to help her raise Wild is unclear. The Scyther trained Wild in using his "Razor Leaf" attacks to cut down trees and such.

In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], Wild would tell Sonichu and Rosechu of the last time he saw his adoptive father. According to Wild, his father was the leader of the "cut-sharp" clan of "Scyther and Scizor". At some point, the "Charmeleon Cult" burned down the dojo in the jungle that served as their headquarters. Wild joined his father on a mission to take [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|revenge]], but the Scyther was intercepted and captured by poachers instead. Wild cried like a bitch while the poachers loaded his dad in their van, then finally attempted to use his super powers to free him. The Scyther told him to stop, however, since he knew Wild was too much of a [[fail|failure]] to cut through the steel frame of the van. Wild's last memory of his father was of "the passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes".

Ever since that fateful day, Wild has sworn to take revenge on the poachers, a complex scheme which apparently involves moving to [[CWCville]], hanging out at Spring Break parties, and attending Dating Education classes. As for his father, by now the poachers have probably stuck him in a jar with a scorpion and forced them to fight to the death.

Note: Although the correct pronunciation of "Scyther" is "sigh-ther", this is routinely ignored in the [[Audiobooks]].
 

===Swampert===
''See [[Pokémon]]''

A female Swampert adopted [[Bubbles Rosechu]] upon discovering her egg on the beach. Unlike Wild's parents, the Swampert doesn't seem to have taught Bubbles much of anything, and the pair spent her childhood splashing in the water like idiots. This idyllic existence was brought to and end when a Wailord dropped a giant boulder on the Swampert for no apparent reason. Unable to rescue her mother in her immature Rosey body, Bubbles evolved into her Rosechu form, and somehow used an ice beam to save the Swampert from drowning.

While Bubbles continues to live on the beach, the Swampert has not been seen since her first appearance. This would suggest that at some point, the Wailord returned to finish the job.
 

=== Boulder-Dropping Whale ===
[[Image:Boulder_Whale.jpg|160px|thumb|The Boulder Dropping Whale's lone appearance in the comic.]]

As the name suggests, Boulder-Dropping Whale is a creature resembling a whale, who literally dropped a boulder. This signature attack was used against the Swampert who raised [[Bubbles Rosechu]], and would have drowned the Swampert if not for Bubbles' timely intervention. Although never named in the comic, the whale's anonymity and murderous hatred for Sonichu characters has earned him a cult following among [[trolls|fans]], who have dubbed him "Boulder-Dropping Whale", or "BDW" for short.

Originally identified as a common whale in the [[Audiobooks]], Chris stated in a blog in January 2010 that it is a Wailord, a [[Pokémon]] that closely resembles a whale. This makes sense, as Chris always uses Pokémon when drawing background fauna in his comics (probably because he didn't pay attention during any of his biology classes in high school), such as the underwater scene in [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] which featured only Pokémon sea creatures, and no naturally occurring wildlife. Further, BDW's trademark attack appears to resemble "Rock Tomb", an attack available to many Pokémon in the video games, including Wailord. Nevertheless, the name "Boulder-Dropping Whale" has stuck, and no matter what his species, he remains a [[troll|fan]] favorite.

On 12 [[January 2010]], Chris [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|posted in his blog]] that Boulder-Dropping Whale was in fact a Wailord, that he had been captured, and was currently being forced to fight the senseless battles of some random Pokémon trainer. The [[Trolls|fans]] have disregarded this statement, standing firm in their belief that Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon with his [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]] '''Bill''', '''Metal Sonichu''', and '''[[Yawning Squirtle]]''', getting high as fuck.

=== Nuns ===
[[Image:Schununs.jpg|thumb|"The Lord has sent us an egg, sister. Tonight, we'll have omelets"]]
The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. Like [[Angelica]] they reinforce religious upbringing by using the words ''bless'' and ''Lord'' frequently.

In addition to raising Angelica and teaching her how to fly, the nuns also saved the eggshell she hatched from, as some sort of gross souvenir of the day they discovered her; Chris stated in the [[videobooks]] that "they saved the eggshell for memories," which seems to shine a light on how his family justifies hoarding so much stuff. As there only appear to be two nuns in their convent, and they seem to have no problem with adopting disgusting mutant sow-people, and they seem to encourage them to masturbate in their supposedly holy dwelling, it's possible that the nuns are actually adult fetish models, and their convent is actually the studio for some sort of kinky reality show.

 

===G.D.W. Shinabe===
Also referred to as "Nabe-San", Shinabe is one of Chris' many horrible [[Excel Saga]] references. The anime's director, Shinici Watanabe, created an alter ego of himself to use as one of the characters in the series. Naming his self-insertion "Nabeshin" (a play upon his own name), Watanabe utilized him not only as a supporting cast member, but also as a way to break the fourth wall and poke fun at the production of the anime. Nabeshin would be heavily featured again in Puni Puni Poemy a follow-up project to Excel Saga.

In Sonichu, Chris depicts Nabeshin as Shinabe (get it?), who teaches a bizarre form of martial arts and film-editing. He adopts [[Punchy Sonichu]] and trains him to become a "strike ninja" after Punchy murders his daughter Mypoe. The initials "G.D.W." stand for Great Director Watanabe, a reference to "Great Teacher Onizuka", a manga about a high school teacher, often abbreviated "GTO". The "GDW" gag was used in Puni Puni Poemy, and so Chris stole the joke and clumsily incorporated it into his rehash character's name.
 

If Christian's Sonichu article on [[CWCipedia]] is to be taken as canon, then Shinabe was murdered by an ex student seeking revenge for some reason ''during the middle of Punchy giving Chris a tour of the dojo''.

=== Mypoe ===
[[Image:Schumypoe.jpg|120px|thumb|A classic example of fanservice in Sonichu]]
Mypoe is a loose knockoff of Poemy, the star of Puni Puni Poemy, depicted as Nabeshin's adopted daughter. Chris reversed the syllables in her name, both of them (Poemy refers to herself as "Kobayashi" in the show, a reference to her voice actor, Yumiko Kobayashi. Chris blatantly rips this off with Mypoe calling herself "Byashiko"), and appears to have changed her appearance to resemble [[Excel Saga|Excel]] instead. In Sonichu, Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged [[Punchy Sonichu]] to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. During the fight, she tore Punchy's tail off his body, claiming that it was a ''weak point'', and should be removed (a concept stolen from [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]). The trauma apparently caused Punchy to evolve into his Sonichu form. In retaliation, Punchy attacks Mypoe with a Sky Uppercut, which sends her right out of the Dojo, through the roof. Unfazed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Shinabe adopts Punchy as his new star pupil.

Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the [[trolls|fans]].
 

=== Mewtwo ===
''See [[Pokémon]]''

A powerful, reclusive Pokémon genetically engineered from the DNA of the rare Mew, Mewtwo escaped from his creators and briefly plotted to conquer the world in the first Pokémon feature film. Mewtwo's dark, brooding nature and vast psychic abilities would serve as Chris's "inspiration" for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], whose egg hatched in the same cave Mewtwo lived in during the movie. As if the connection weren't blatant enough, Chris established that Mewtwo served as Magi-Chan's mentor, contacting him at birth via telepathy and teaching him to use his mental powers. Aside from his mental rapport with Mewtwo, Magi-Chan grew up completely isolated from the rest of the world. In a half-assed attempt to introduce him to civilization, Mewtwo projected memories of Jackie Chan films, other people's birthday parties, and various tourist attractions. Two weeks after Magi-Chan evolved into his Sonichu form, Mewtwo sent him out into the world, promising that they would one day meet face-to-face. As Chris has probably forgotten all about this, though, it'll probably never happen.
 

===B-Manajerk===
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Chris's re-imagining of the McDonald's manager who interfered with his [[Love Quest]] at [[Mal-Wart]]. The B-Manajerk, along with his partner, [[Merried Seinor Comic]], confront Chris after the [[Jerkhief]] tells them about him. When Chris refuses to leave, they attack him with [[Mecha-Jerkops]], and Chris is aided by [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. As Darkbind handles the other foes, Chris battles B-Manajerk, and defeats his cybernetic armor with the powers of his [[Medallion]].
 

===Merried Seinor Comic===
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Companion of [[B-Manajerk]], ''''Merried Seinor Comic'''', also known as ''''Kirby'''', is probably based on an older man who worked for the Wal-Mart which housed the McDonalds' Chris was loitering in that day. In Sonichu, he is depicted as a cyborg with mechanical arms and legs. When he and B-Manajerk attack Chris, [[Darkbind Sonichu]] arrives to help, and dismantles Merried Seinor Comic with his superior swordsmanship. Their duel appears to have been a pathetic excuse for Chris to use Monty Python gags in his comic, with Merried Seinor Comic assuming the role of the Black Knight who refuses to admit defeat after losing his limbs.
 

===W-M-Manajerk===
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The ruler of the [[Mal-Wart]] region, ''''W-M-Manajerk'''' confronts Chris shortly after [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] are defeated. Like his henchmen, W-M is a cyborg, although he appears to be a head in a jar of life-sustaining fluid, affixed to an entirely robotic body. Far stronger than the other [[Manajerks]], W-M easily overpowers Chris, until he combines his [[Medallion]] with the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to summon his "dream sibling", [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. Using their combined power, Chris and Crystal turn the tables against W-M, and send his disembodied head flying back to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who sent him to menace Chris in the first place.
 

===Darkbind Sonichu===
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Yet another Sonichu recolor, Darkbind is a rip off not only of Sonic and Pikachu, but Darkwing Duck and Link from the Legend of Zelda as well. In his first appearance, Darkbind comes to help Chris defeat the [[Manajerks]] at the [[Mal-Wart]] region, but leaves just before the [[W-M-Manajerk]] shows up to beat the shit out of Chris. Whoops.

Darkbind would later return to repel [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s invasion of [[CWCville]] in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], and finally reveal that he has been searching for the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] to re-awaken his beloved [[Zelina Rosechu]].
 

===Mecha-Jerkops===

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Mechanical [[Jerkops]] used by the [[Manajerks]] to forcibly eject Chris from the [[Mal-Wart]] Region. The only two to appear were easily defeated by [[Darkbind Sonichu]], suggesting that they're actually far less formidable than flesh and blood Jerkops.
 

==[[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]==
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]/[[Crystalina Rosechu]]
*[[Snorlax]]
*[[ScotPalazzo]]
*[[Bagget]], Jerkop Daitenzen
*[[Turdijerk]]
*Trebor Capman - Accomplice
*[[Crackder]] - portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

==[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]==
*Jack's Knight as William Spicer ([[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband)
*[[Sailor Megtune]]/[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*Harriet
*Joseph
*Julia
*Nick
*[[Jamsta Sonichu]]
*CWCville Constable
*[[CADD Chef]], aka Keneru-Meneth

==[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]==
*[[Patti Chandler]]/[[Patti-Chan]]
*[[Allison Amber]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] (in [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] ad)
*[[Zelina Rosechu]]
*[[Clawdorf]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]

==[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]==
===Mighty the Armadillo===
Mistakenly spelled "Mighty the Armordillo" by Chris, Mighty is a supporting character from the [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] video games, including "Knuckles Chaotix" and "SegaSonic The Hedgehog". Due to his relative obscurity and passing resemblance to more popular Sonic characters, Mighty may be misidentified by Sonichu readers as another one of Chris's crappy "original" characters.

When Chris travels back in time to relive the moment he "created" [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], he recalls that he would often imagine Sonic characters acting out scenes in the books he read. According to Chris, he was reading a "Fear Street" novel by R.L. Stine, imagining Mighty as one of the characters, when he was struck on the head by a basketball, and at the same moment, imagined an orange version of Sonic emerging from a locker door where Mighty was standing.
 

===Sammy===
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A "fat, stupid" version of Chris utilized for the "Family Guy Skitch" featured in Episode 15. In a typical "Family Guy" style aside, Chris recalls a fictional memory of himself in an embarrassing situation, bearing a strong resemblance to Peter Griffin. Later, this same alternate version of Chris appears to speak with the real Chris, who identifies the character as Sammy, who merely "played" Chris in his memory. Sammy is a beloved figure to trolls, as he is ironically a far more accurate caricature of Chris than the skinnier version who actually stars in the comic.
 

*Skelevision
*Ghost Buggy
*The Filmation [[Ghostbusters]]
*[[Kellie Andes]]
*[[Bender Bending Rodreiguez]]
*[[Joseph Herring]]
*[[Beavis]]
*[[Butt-head]]
===Janekops===
[[Image:Janekops.jpg|thumb|right|100px|You have the right to remain sexayyyyy]]
Female [[Jerkops]]. Chris suggested the possibility of female Jerkops in [[Sonichu #4|Sonichu #4]], by describing a "Hypno-gun" the Jerkops use to transform retarded people into new Jerkops. Presumably, then, any Janekop would be a female victim of such a weapon. Jerkops with tits would be seen standing guard at [[PVCC]] in issue #7, so these are most likely the same Janekops Chris suggested earlier.

*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Kathleen]] (Jason's Woman Slave)
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Jiggliami]]
*[[Lolisa Rosechu]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]] aka sonichufan1985 aka sonichufan1986
 

==[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]==
*[[Thurston Howell III]]
*[[Lovey Howell]]
*[[Beel]]
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] employees
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[John McCain]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Sarah Palin]]
*[[Simonla Rosechu]]
*[[Zapina Rosechu]]

===Greta Squall===

News anchor for "[[Excel Saga|FQX]] News". Covered CWCville's 2008 Spring Break celebration on location, and became so overcome with the festivities that she stripped down to a swimsuit and leaped into a pool. Horribly disfigured, her face bears several scars, each shaped like the numeral "2", and her arms are swollen to abnormal size, possibly due to localized gigantism.
 

*[[Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[Yawning Squirtle]] (hell yeah!)
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Seadra]]
*[[Goldeen]]
*[[Staryu]]
*[[Corsola]]
*[[Octillery]]
*[[Mantine]]
*[[Corphish]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Troll]] from the movie "Troll"?
*[[Sarah Jackson]]
*[[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] aka [[Panda Halo]]

==[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]==
*Sarah Jackaras - Comic version of [[Sarah Jackson]]
*George Phillip - Looks like Kenny from [[South Park]].
*[[Layla Flaaffy]]
*[[Ivy]]
*[[Reginald Sneasel]] - Hates darkies and shows obvious signs of jealousy just like Chris
*[[God/Jesus]]

===Florance Fisher===
[[Image:SchuFlorence.jpg|100px|thumb|]]
One of the few [[Niggos|black]] characters in Sonichu that isn't evil. She is rejected by Reginald, mirroring Chris' own refusal to date a black woman. Crudely resembles ''South Park'''s art style, and was probably traced.

*Rita Jackaras
*Barely mentioned:
**Amy Testa
**Clem Jennings
**Geraldine
**Fred Shiflet
**Emily Ryan
**Unnamed computer-lab attendant
**Clyde Raymond - Scored the lowest on the dating test. Possible stab at [[Clyde Cash]]

*Robots (Transformers rip-offs, because Chris can't ruin your childhood enough):
**[[Prower]] - Punchy's Motorcycle, recolor of Samurai Prowl from Transformers Animated
**[[Scoundrals As Vessels]] - evil PVCC Decepticon, Repaint of Swindle from Transformers Animated
**[[Son-Chu]] - Chris's gay ass car with the Sonichu vanity plate
**[[Bumble-Lumba]] - recolor of Bumblebee from Transformers Animated. also a pizza delivery car
**[[Excelina]] - recolor of R.C. from Revenge of the Fallen.
**[[Armoraxe]] - recolor of Sound Wave from Transformers Animated, Even has guitar as a weapon.

*[[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
*[[Chloe Rosechu]]

Both were created by [[PandaHalo]]. <ref>From the CWCKipedia Sonichu page, under "Sonichu's Evolution" ''"Fire Stone = Blazebob Sonichu (to be Introduced soon in Episode 20 with Chloe Rosechu; both were fabricated by late Loyal Sonichu/Rosechu Fan and True Australian Gal-Pal, PandaHalo. She died in the brushfires of Australia April, 2009; she will always have a place in my heart with her singing of "Lift Up Your Eyes" from PlanetShakers)."'' </ref>

*[[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] - The Sonichu variation of Liquid Chris.

==[[Sonichu 10| Sonichu #10]]==
[[Image:Bugsbunny.jpg|thumb|right|Bugs, enjoying what appears to be a joint.]]
===Bugs Bunny===

A beloved American cartoon icon for decades, representative of the wacky World War II propaganda cartoons and the early 20th century vaudeville theater, Bugs Bunny appeared briefly in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] to scold [[Jimmy Hill]] for his [[Parody|infringment]] upon [[Sonichu]]'s [[Chris and Copyright|copyright]]. This is a subtle reference to Mr. Hill's conviction over bootlegging Warner Bros. merchandise in Europe years earlier.

*[[Little Big Planet|Sackboy]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]

===Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez===
[[Image:geraldandlouie.JPG|right|thumb|Constables Gerald (left) and Louis, with firm friend [[Sonichu]].]]
'''Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez''' are two of [[Cwcville]]'s policemen (true blue, not [[Jerkops]]) who show up in [[Sonichu 10]] to apprehend [[Inos]]. Despite this being their first appearance, they are shown as good friends of [[Sonichu]].

Gerald is the white officer, with a strong chin resembling Quagmire of ''[[Family Guy]]''. He takes a [[Pedofork|particular interest]] in Sonichu's son [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie]].

Louis is the [[Niggos|black officer]] - Chris has confirmed that his addition was affirmative action in [[Mailbag_50#And_in_closing...|Mailbag 50]]. He greets Sonichu with a hearty "MY BRO!" and a fist-bump. Chris is clearly pulling out all the stops to achieve a diverse and nuanced cast. Sonichu in turn inquires about his wife and "[[duck|little Lou]]"; they are reportedly "just chillin'".

It is worth noting that the office of Constable is no longer used in [[Virginia]], calling into question the legitimacy of their authority.

===Others===

*[[Clyde Cash]] - a [[homo]] [[troll]] that Chris forces to kill himself.
*[[Jack Thaddeus]] - another homo troll that Chris forces to kill himself.
*[[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] - Revealed to be Silvana in disguise.
*[[Asperchu]]/Mitch Sonichu - an alternate universe variation of Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu creation. Is cured of Asperger's and transformed into Mitch Sonichu by Ultra Sonichu.
*Michael Sonichu, Bobby Sonichu, Kitty Rosechu, Trisha Rosechu, Whisp Sonichu and Swift Sonichu - the Asperchu versions of Sonichu, Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angelica Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu and Magi-Chan. Transformed and cured of their Asperger's by Ultra Sonichu.
*Metal Asperchu - A robot Asperchu created to find and collect the seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Pickles]]. Is destroyed by the pseudo Chaotic Combo.
*Alec Benson Leary - the creator of Asperchu. Is attacked off screen by the pseudo Chaotic Combo and Mitch Sonichu for "giving them Asperger's and drawing them SOOOO horribly"

==[[Sonichu Special 2]]==
[[Image:SchuComicSP2P4.jpg|thumb|right|It is said that perfect wedding days can feel like sweet blissful happy blur for everybody. Ching Chong certainly feels that way, but not in the usual sense... ''she was told about "recycling".'']]
===Ching Chong===
A small Chinese girl that Ivy tutored in [[Chris and art|art]]. Ching Chong became mentally scarred for life due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own "[[Semen|Navy]]" while innocently browsing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] website. Chris offered [[Chris and remorse|formal excuses]] to her in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log video]]. In the comic she appear as the flower girl.
===Other Characters===
*[[Keino]] - Ivy's dad
*[[Crass and Champ]] - Ivy's hermit crabs which are ring bearers

*'''Canino Houndhowl''' - receptionist for wedding, a creation of [[Megan]] that Chris ripped off
*[[Metal Gear Solid | Gecko and Mantis]], a pair of Raptor Chefs.
*'''Lilith''' - A meowth who is a bridesmaid
*'''Rachel''' - Ivy's best friend, the maid of honor
*CWCville Baptist Church Pastor
*[[My Little Pony]]
*'''[[MEOW|Spas]]''' - a feline pianist
{{clear}}

==[[Sonichu Special 4]]==
*[[CChanSonichuCWC]] - The REAL CHRIS who is falsely portrayed is a madman who kidnapped Kacey and likes to cut people
*[[Kacey]] - The Damsel in Distress
*[[Transformers|Megatron]] - used to injure a man who is already disarmed.
*Kacey's family - All are thankful to [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for shooting the unarmed Real Chris in the legs
**[[Father_Call|Matt Devoria]] - Kacey's father who looks like Guile from Street Figher 2. (Hates Ian in real life and doesn't want them to marry).
**Kacey's mother
**Kacey's brother
**Kacey's sister - Says Ian is a "hot man" and Liquid Chris is a "[[CChanSonichuCWC#Irony|geeky twerp]]"

==Sauce==
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Chris and race

2010-02-21T10:14:25Z

USAJAP1: /* African Americans */

[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.

==African Americans==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]
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Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his father]], his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word "niggo".

==Asians==
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.
Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same, and expresses dislike for the Chinese, as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]. Later, he backpedaled and says he has no problem with the Chinese while being interrogated in [[Mumble 9]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

[[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of "Ching Chong".]]
==='''Ching Chong'''===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"Navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Middle Eastern==
It is also worth noting on Chris's former (now defunct) blog he has stated that he thinks all Middle Eastern people (or anyone that is Islamic) are terrorists. When confronted about this from an Iranian troll, Chris said that he does not "think Middle Eastern people are terrorists however if they hang out with other Middle Eastern people they will then be considered terrorists," thus giving more insight to Chris's back-assward and racist reasoning caused by his autism.

==Native Americans==
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[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "Cherokeeian" heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.

==Jews==
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In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!

The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.

==Hispanics==
[[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|thumb|left|Espanolic, the Spanish Pokémon]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|the]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Spanish]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|language]], Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized sombrero, and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "Spanish Fly", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create a similar Pokémon named Ludicolo.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only three white players and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would "paint the White House black."

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|"they can even vote"]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" except the ones being black because he's "Old Fashioned".)

Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

==Minority characters in Sonichu==
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)
*[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (very black)
*[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])
*[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST policemen)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

User:USAJAP1

2010-02-18T14:15:51Z

USAJAP1: /* Near-exact replica of Chrisy's Mario Paint's rendition of "Happy Birthday to You". */

[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|I came]] from [[YouTube]]. You can visit my YT page [http://www.youtube.com/USAJAP1 here.]

I also have a [[Wikipedia:User: USAJAP1|Wikipedia account]]. I hate [[Wikipedia]] now though, so I have [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:USAJAP1 an account] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] instead.

i'm also a weeaboo

==Articles I created==
* [[Chris and English]]; [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&oldid=34771 the first version of the article], that is

==Random Shit==
===Japanese===
{{incomplete}}
If you are not a weeaboo (and thank god if you aren't), it's mandatory that you read [http://www.akenotsuki.com/kyookotoba/shiryoo/pron/ this] before you try to pronounce the names in Japanese.

How the setup works:

* Character name - ('''[[Wikipedia:Katakana|Katakana]]''' | ''[[Wikipedia:Romaji|Romaji]]'')

If you [[Wikipedia:Mojibake|see boxes, question marks or garbled text instead of Katakana symbols]], [[Wikipedia:Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets|then you might not have Japanese installed on your English computer.]]

====Names in Japanese====

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] - ('''ソニチュウ''' | ''Sonichuu'')
* [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] - ('''ローズチュウ''' | ''Rosuchuu'')
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] ('''OUR HERO''') - ('''クリストン・ウエストン・チャンドラ''' | ''Kurisuton Uesuton Chandola'')
:* Chris-chan - ('''クリス-チャン''' | ''Kurisu-chan'')
:* Chris-chan Sonichu - ('''クリス-チャン・ソニチュウ''' | ''Kurisu-chan Sonichuu'')
* [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - ('''メリ・リ・ウオルシュ''' | ''Meri Ri Uorushu'')
:* Slaweel Ryam - ('''スラアウリル・レエアム''' | ''Sulaauriru Reeamu'')
* [[Reginald Sneasel]] - ('''レジイナルッド・ニューラ''' | ''Rejiinaruddo Nyula'') (NOTE: ''Nyula'' ('''ニューラ''') is the Japanese name for Sneasel.)
* [[Layla Flaaffy]] - ('''レラ・モココ''' | ''Rera Mokoko'') (NOTE: ''Mokoko'' ('''モココ''') is the Japanese name for Flaaffy.)
* [[Count Graduon|Graduon]] (anyone who hates him can go die somewhere) - ('''ごらづおん''' | ''Goraduon'')
* [[Magi-chan]] - ('''マジ-ちゃん''' | ''Maji-chan'') (a combination of "'''マジック'''" (''Majikku''; japanese word for magic) and [[Wikipedia:Japanese honorifics#Chan|the "''chan''" ('''ちゃん''') suffix]], and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)
* [[Zapina]] (Furry [[pedofork|pedoforks]] '''ADORE''' her!) - ('''ザッピナ''' | ''Zappina'')
* [[Wes Iseli]] - ('''ウエス・イセリ''' | ''Uesu Iseri'')
:* Wes-Li Sonichu - ('''エス-リ・ソニチュウ''' | ''Uesu-Ri Sonichuu'')
:* Walter Grisby - ('''ウラルタル・グリスビイ''' | ''Urarutaru Gurisubii'')

====Species in Japanese====
* [[Jerkop]] - ('''ジャーコップ''' | ''Jakoppu'') (a combination of "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk) and "'''コップ'''" (''Koppu''; japanese word for cop) )
* [[Manajerk]] - ('''マネジャーク''' | ''Manejaku'') (a combination of "'''マネ'''" (''Mane''; japanese word for manager) and "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk), and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)

====credits====
Created with the help of these sites:
{{collapsible
|The sites
|* [http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php]
* [http://www.romaji.org/ http://www.romaji.org/]
* [http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html]
* [http://jisho.org/ http://jisho.org/]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page Bulbapedia]
* Google
* and a little bit of tinkering with the generated romaji}}

===[[Medallion of Fail|Near-exact replica]] of [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 3|Chrisy's Mario Paint's rendition of "Happy Birthday to You".]]===
<center>{{#ev:youtube|h1v9UVd1hRI}}</center>
Yes, I actually replicated this shit. On [http://www.unfungames.com/mariopaint/ Mario Paint Composer], no less.

===My shoops (so far)===
<gallery>
Image:ReginaldSneasel2.png|A picture of a [[Pokemon|Sneasel]] edited to look like [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]].
Image:RS.png|...and an updated version of the same picture.
</gallery>
===hurr===
15:24 USAJAP1 [[Chris-chan|he]] always sucked (a la [[4chan|/b/]])
15:24 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by [[User:Canine|canine]] (USAJAP1)
15:24 !!! You have been kicked from [[IRC|#sonichu]]

hurr

User:USAJAP1

2010-02-18T14:08:40Z

USAJAP1: /* Names in Japanese */

[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|I came]] from [[YouTube]]. You can visit my YT page [http://www.youtube.com/USAJAP1 here.]

I also have a [[Wikipedia:User: USAJAP1|Wikipedia account]]. I hate [[Wikipedia]] now though, so I have [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:USAJAP1 an account] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] instead.

i'm also a weeaboo

==Articles I created==
* [[Chris and English]]; [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&oldid=34771 the first version of the article], that is

==Random Shit==
===Japanese===
{{incomplete}}
If you are not a weeaboo (and thank god if you aren't), it's mandatory that you read [http://www.akenotsuki.com/kyookotoba/shiryoo/pron/ this] before you try to pronounce the names in Japanese.

How the setup works:

* Character name - ('''[[Wikipedia:Katakana|Katakana]]''' | ''[[Wikipedia:Romaji|Romaji]]'')

If you [[Wikipedia:Mojibake|see boxes, question marks or garbled text instead of Katakana symbols]], [[Wikipedia:Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets|then you might not have Japanese installed on your English computer.]]

====Names in Japanese====

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] - ('''ソニチュウ''' | ''Sonichuu'')
* [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] - ('''ローズチュウ''' | ''Rosuchuu'')
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] ('''OUR HERO''') - ('''クリストン・ウエストン・チャンドラ''' | ''Kurisuton Uesuton Chandola'')
:* Chris-chan - ('''クリス-チャン''' | ''Kurisu-chan'')
:* Chris-chan Sonichu - ('''クリス-チャン・ソニチュウ''' | ''Kurisu-chan Sonichuu'')
* [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - ('''メリ・リ・ウオルシュ''' | ''Meri Ri Uorushu'')
:* Slaweel Ryam - ('''スラアウリル・レエアム''' | ''Sulaauriru Reeamu'')
* [[Reginald Sneasel]] - ('''レジイナルッド・ニューラ''' | ''Rejiinaruddo Nyula'') (NOTE: ''Nyula'' ('''ニューラ''') is the Japanese name for Sneasel.)
* [[Layla Flaaffy]] - ('''レラ・モココ''' | ''Rera Mokoko'') (NOTE: ''Mokoko'' ('''モココ''') is the Japanese name for Flaaffy.)
* [[Count Graduon|Graduon]] (anyone who hates him can go die somewhere) - ('''ごらづおん''' | ''Goraduon'')
* [[Magi-chan]] - ('''マジ-ちゃん''' | ''Maji-chan'') (a combination of "'''マジック'''" (''Majikku''; japanese word for magic) and [[Wikipedia:Japanese honorifics#Chan|the "''chan''" ('''ちゃん''') suffix]], and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)
* [[Zapina]] (Furry [[pedofork|pedoforks]] '''ADORE''' her!) - ('''ザッピナ''' | ''Zappina'')
* [[Wes Iseli]] - ('''ウエス・イセリ''' | ''Uesu Iseri'')
:* Wes-Li Sonichu - ('''エス-リ・ソニチュウ''' | ''Uesu-Ri Sonichuu'')
:* Walter Grisby - ('''ウラルタル・グリスビイ''' | ''Urarutaru Gurisubii'')

====Species in Japanese====
* [[Jerkop]] - ('''ジャーコップ''' | ''Jakoppu'') (a combination of "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk) and "'''コップ'''" (''Koppu''; japanese word for cop) )
* [[Manajerk]] - ('''マネジャーク''' | ''Manejaku'') (a combination of "'''マネ'''" (''Mane''; japanese word for manager) and "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk), and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)

====credits====
Created with the help of these sites:
{{collapsible
|The sites
|* [http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php]
* [http://www.romaji.org/ http://www.romaji.org/]
* [http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html]
* [http://jisho.org/ http://jisho.org/]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page Bulbapedia]
* Google
* and a little bit of tinkering with the generated romaji}}

===[[Medallion of Fail|Near-exact replica]] of [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 3|Chrisy's Mario Paint's rendition of "Happy Birthday to You".]]===
<center>{{#ev:youtube|h1v9UVd1hRI}}</center>
Yes, I actually replicated this shit. On Mario Paint Composer, no less.
===My shoops (so far)===
<gallery>
Image:ReginaldSneasel2.png|A picture of a [[Pokemon|Sneasel]] edited to look like [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]].
Image:RS.png|...and an updated version of the same picture.
</gallery>
===hurr===
15:24 USAJAP1 [[Chris-chan|he]] always sucked (a la [[4chan|/b/]])
15:24 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by [[User:Canine|canine]] (USAJAP1)
15:24 !!! You have been kicked from [[IRC|#sonichu]]

hurr

User:USAJAP1

2010-02-18T14:04:09Z

USAJAP1: /* Names in Japanese */

[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|I came]] from [[YouTube]]. You can visit my YT page [http://www.youtube.com/USAJAP1 here.]

I also have a [[Wikipedia:User: USAJAP1|Wikipedia account]]. I hate [[Wikipedia]] now though, so I have [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:USAJAP1 an account] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] instead.

i'm also a weeaboo

==Articles I created==
* [[Chris and English]]; [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&oldid=34771 the first version of the article], that is

==Random Shit==
===Japanese===
{{incomplete}}
If you are not a weeaboo (and thank god if you aren't), it's mandatory that you read [http://www.akenotsuki.com/kyookotoba/shiryoo/pron/ this] before you try to pronounce the names in Japanese.

How the setup works:

* Character name - ('''[[Wikipedia:Katakana|Katakana]]''' | ''[[Wikipedia:Romaji|Romaji]]'')

If you [[Wikipedia:Mojibake|see boxes, question marks or garbled text instead of Katakana symbols]], [[Wikipedia:Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets|then you might not have Japanese installed on your English computer.]]

====Names in Japanese====

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] - ('''ソニチュウ''' | ''Sonichuu'')
* [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] - ('''ローズチュウ''' | ''Rosuchuu'')
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] ('''OUR HERO''') - ('''クリストン・ウエストン・チャンドラ''' | ''Kurisuton Uesuton Chandola'')
:* Chris-chan - ('''クリス-チャン''' | ''Kurisu-chan'')
:* Chris-chan Sonichu - ('''クリス-チャン・ソニチュウ''' | ''Kurisu-chan Sonichuu'')
* [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - ('''メリ・リ・ウオルシュ''' | ''Meri Ri Uorushu'')
:* Slaweel Ryam - ('''スラアウリル・レエアム''' | ''Sulaauriru Reeamu'')
* [[Reginald Sneasel]] - ('''レジイナルッド・ニューラ''' | ''Rejiinaruddo Nyula'') (NOTE: ''Nyula'' ('''ニューラ''') is the Japanese name for Sneasel.)
* [[Layla Flaaffy]] - ('''レラ・モココ''' | ''Rera Mokoko'') (NOTE: ''Mokoko'' ('''モココ''') is the Japanese name for Flaaffy.)
* [[Count Graduon|Graduon]] (anyone who hates him can go die somewhere) - ('''ごらづおん''' | ''Goraduon'')
* [[Magi-chan]] - ('''マジ-ちゃん''' | ''Maji-chan'') (a combination of "'''マジック'''" (''Majikku''; japanese word for magic) and [[Wikipedia:Japanese honorifics#Chan|the "''chan''" ('''ちゃん''') honorific]], and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)
* [[Zapina]] (Furry [[pedofork|pedoforks]] '''ADORE''' her!) - ('''ザッピナ''' | ''Zappina'')
* [[Wes Iseli]] - ('''ウエス・イセリ''' | ''Uesu Iseri'')
:* Wes-Li Sonichu - ('''エス-リ・ソニチュウ''' | ''Uesu-Ri Sonichuu'')
:* Walter Grisby - ('''ウラルタル・グリスビイ''' | ''Urarutaru Gurisubii'')

====Species in Japanese====
* [[Jerkop]] - ('''ジャーコップ''' | ''Jakoppu'') (a combination of "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk) and "'''コップ'''" (''Koppu''; japanese word for cop) )
* [[Manajerk]] - ('''マネジャーク''' | ''Manejaku'') (a combination of "'''マネ'''" (''Mane''; japanese word for manager) and "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk), and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)

====credits====
Created with the help of these sites:
{{collapsible
|The sites
|* [http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php]
* [http://www.romaji.org/ http://www.romaji.org/]
* [http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html]
* [http://jisho.org/ http://jisho.org/]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page Bulbapedia]
* Google
* and a little bit of tinkering with the generated romaji}}

===[[Medallion of Fail|Near-exact replica]] of [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 3|Chrisy's Mario Paint's rendition of "Happy Birthday to You".]]===
<center>{{#ev:youtube|h1v9UVd1hRI}}</center>
Yes, I actually replicated this shit. On Mario Paint Composer, no less.
===My shoops (so far)===
<gallery>
Image:ReginaldSneasel2.png|A picture of a [[Pokemon|Sneasel]] edited to look like [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]].
Image:RS.png|...and an updated version of the same picture.
</gallery>
===hurr===
15:24 USAJAP1 [[Chris-chan|he]] always sucked (a la [[4chan|/b/]])
15:24 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by [[User:Canine|canine]] (USAJAP1)
15:24 !!! You have been kicked from [[IRC|#sonichu]]

hurr

User:USAJAP1

2010-02-18T14:00:45Z

USAJAP1:

[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|I came]] from [[YouTube]]. You can visit my YT page [http://www.youtube.com/USAJAP1 here.]

I also have a [[Wikipedia:User: USAJAP1|Wikipedia account]]. I hate [[Wikipedia]] now though, so I have [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:USAJAP1 an account] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] instead.

i'm also a weeaboo

==Articles I created==
* [[Chris and English]]; [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&oldid=34771 the first version of the article], that is

==Random Shit==
===Japanese===
{{incomplete}}
If you are not a weeaboo (and thank god if you aren't), it's mandatory that you read [http://www.akenotsuki.com/kyookotoba/shiryoo/pron/ this] before you try to pronounce the names in Japanese.

How the setup works:

* Character name - ('''[[Wikipedia:Katakana|Katakana]]''' | ''[[Wikipedia:Romaji|Romaji]]'')

If you [[Wikipedia:Mojibake|see boxes, question marks or garbled text instead of Katakana symbols]], [[Wikipedia:Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets|then you might not have Japanese installed on your English computer.]]

====Names in Japanese====

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] - ('''ソニチュウ''' | ''Sonichuu'')
* [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] - ('''ローズチュウ''' | ''Rosuchuu'')
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] ('''OUR HERO''') - ('''クリストン・ウエストン・チャンドラ''' | ''Kurisuton Uesuton Chandola'')
:* Chris-chan - ('''クリス-チャン''' | ''Kurisu-chan'')
:* Chris-chan Sonichu - ('''クリス-チャン・ソニチュウ''' | ''Kurisu-chan Sonichuu'')
* [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - ('''メリ・リ・ウオルシュ''' | ''Meri Ri Uorushu'')
:* Slaweel Ryam - ('''スラアウリル・レエアム''' | ''Sulaauriru Reeamu'')
* [[Reginald Sneasel]] - ('''レジイナルッド・ニューラ''' | ''Rejiinaruddo Nyula'') (NOTE: ''Nyula'' ('''ニューラ''') is the Japanese name for Sneasel.)
* [[Layla Flaaffy]] - ('''レラ・モココ''' | ''Rera Mokoko'') (NOTE: ''Mokoko'' ('''モココ''') is the Japanese name for Flaaffy.)
* [[Count Graduon|Graduon]] (anyone who hates him can go die somewhere) - ('''ごらづおん''' | ''Goraduon'')
* [[Magi-chan]] - ('''マジ-ちゃん''' | ''Maji-chan'') (a combination of "'''マジック'''" (''Majikku''; japanese word for magic) and "''chan''" ('''ちゃん'''), and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)
* [[Zapina]] (Furry [[pedofork|pedoforks]] '''ADORE''' her!) - ('''ザッピナ''' | ''Zappina'')
* [[Wes Iseli]] - ('''ウエス・イセリ''' | ''Uesu Iseri'')
:* Wes-Li Sonichu - ('''エス-リ・ソニチュウ''' | ''Uesu-Ri Sonichuu'')
:* Walter Grisby - ('''ウラルタル・グリスビイ''' | ''Urarutaru Gurisubii'')

====Species in Japanese====
* [[Jerkop]] - ('''ジャーコップ''' | ''Jakoppu'') (a combination of "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk) and "'''コップ'''" (''Koppu''; japanese word for cop) )
* [[Manajerk]] - ('''マネジャーク''' | ''Manejaku'') (a combination of "'''マネ'''" (''Mane''; japanese word for manager) and "'''ジャーク'''" (''Jaku''; japanese word for jerk), and a wordplay on the original English name with the Japanese words)

====credits====
Created with the help of these sites:
{{collapsible
|The sites
|* [http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php http://kanjidict.stc.cx/hiragana.php]
* [http://www.romaji.org/ http://www.romaji.org/]
* [http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html http://www.keiichianimeforever.com/culture/japanese/nametranslator.html]
* [http://jisho.org/ http://jisho.org/]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page Bulbapedia]
* Google
* and a little bit of tinkering with the generated romaji}}

===[[Medallion of Fail|Near-exact replica]] of [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 3|Chrisy's Mario Paint's rendition of "Happy Birthday to You".]]===
<center>{{#ev:youtube|h1v9UVd1hRI}}</center>
Yes, I actually replicated this shit. On Mario Paint Composer, no less.
===My shoops (so far)===
<gallery>
Image:ReginaldSneasel2.png|A picture of a [[Pokemon|Sneasel]] edited to look like [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]].
Image:RS.png|...and an updated version of the same picture.
</gallery>
===hurr===
15:24 USAJAP1 [[Chris-chan|he]] always sucked (a la [[4chan|/b/]])
15:24 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by [[User:Canine|canine]] (USAJAP1)
15:24 !!! You have been kicked from [[IRC|#sonichu]]

hurr

Template:Video of the now

2010-01-07T11:27:28Z

USAJAP1: fuck hellsing

<center>{{#ev:youtube|rDyg8bxeyTM}}</center>
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