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Talk:Michael Snyder

2026-01-16T01:44:10Z

UmJammer Lammy:

Hah, you faggots got there before me on the last name. I love how Chris keeps giving out moar and more information about his private life. ^^ [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 07:15, 18 March 2009 (CET)

i kind of have a problem with this "In Chris's anger, Chris ends up calling him a Jew as if it's an insult" line. i keep listening to the audio and i believe his last word was "You" (IOU or JOU, depending on the phonetic alphabet youre using) as opposed to the "dʒ" you need to pronounce the word "jew". or is it just me. what do you think? [[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 08:15, 12 April 2010

HAHAHAHA! DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK [[Chris_and_English#Spoken_language|COCKS]]. That, or I need to clean my ears.[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 08:52, 12 April 2010

Can someone better than me with wikis make that image smaller? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:13, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Done. Glad I was able to help. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Cheers mate. Three points! -Ronichu
:::My pleasure, Ronichu. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
==== Number Disconnected? ====

I called Michael from Australia this evening to congratulate him on standing up against Chris and to let him know I would shop at his shop were I able to; I doublechecked the number Chris gave ((434) 984-1040) on his website, so it's definitely the right number... but it seems the number was disconnected, probably today. Did anons get hold of it and spam it with JULAAAAAAAAAY? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Try this number Ron, I got it straight from the GAMe PLACe's website: (540) 948-4263. Maybe you should mention to Mike that Chris put the audio up online when you call him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

JEW [[User:Jc808|Jc808]] 16:33, 15 November 2011 (PST)

== A saga is brewing ==

Let us keep watching to see what happens. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:33, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Same here, I'm spamming his email to see what his reaction is. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 09:32 PM CST, 13 June 2010
*Don't spam Mike. That won't give him a good opinion of us.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
**Sorry, forgot to say I was spamming '''Chris' ''' mailbox. Sorry, there. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy and the Minor Mistake of Derp]] 19:05, 16 June 2010 (CST)
*** Oh Hi, everybody! i think i'm a gonna call chris on his cell. Is the cell on his [[Chris's resume|resumé]] still the one he uses? --[[User:Tommy Wiseau|Tommy Wiseau]] 23:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Yes, that is his cell phone number. Proof? [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 23:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==To be blunt==
I really don't like this article. We have one section of decent length and then two which are both (almost) completely oversized quotes. I say get rid of the quotes and replace them with some actual substance. Also, the pictures aren't really relevant to the sections they are in. I think the "niggers jews bad news" thing should be in "antisemitism" and the other pictures either need their own section or should be removed. We don't need to archive fucking everything. We just need the important bits. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:25, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

==Out of respect?==
So Snyder's facebook is listed, and it has a picture of him, is the picture not posted on cwcki out of respect for Snyder or has no one got around to it?
[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:10, 18 January 2011 (PST)
:To be blunt, I don't even know why Eamoo put the facebook link there. It's for the same reason why we don't talk about his personal life in the article: The only thing that matters is how he pertains to Chris. Just like pretty much everyone else, he has a fake picture because it would be purposeless to put the picture up for us and could potentially be damaging for them. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:33, 18 January 2011 (PST)

==History repeating itself==

He still hold a grudge against him even 3 years after, read his last post on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia, i have just joined the Cwcki recently and yet i witnessed one of usual CWC bullshit. I need a drink now

The quote

I do have intel from my own experiences and past research which hopefully can be helpful. I'd recommend starting at the Game & Hobby Place in Charlottesville, across from the Omni hotel. I have been banned from there in April, 2008 by the cold-hearted Michael Snyder. My family and I know that in a great way, that Place IS a central or focal point of the Trolls' plottings and/or such.

PLUS, it AND the other three associated hobby stores on their same website are ALL owned by a convicted-in-Illinois sex offender, Robert Lightfire. The Place is located across the street from a Public School; morally and legally, the Place should NOT be located there at all. Yet Mr. Lightburn is listed as an Offender in Illinois; he isn't listed in VA. He lives in Madison. I am positive, aside from him being married, Mr. Snyder has his own equatable criminal scandal.

The following quote was Posted by Chris Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:57 pm on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia Forum

[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]]

*Not only that but in the most recent PC Assassins call, Bob seems to think that The Game Place is a hub for all of the trolls led by Megan to make Chris' life shit. Gotta love them conspiracy theories [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 16:28, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==The Michael Snyder images==

Sorry, but I'm just a bit skeptical of the authenticity of these images. How do we know these are actually of Michael Snyder and where did they come from, exactly? These pictures just showed up out of nowhere so we have absolutely no evidence that these are the real thing.

[[User:Dlanor A Knox|Dlanor A Knox]] 16:47, 4 November 2011 (PDT)
: How do we even know that that's The Game Place or even in Charlottesville? It's a shitty picture taken by a shitty camera. This doesn't really tell us anything. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 16:51, 4 November 2011 (PDT)
*Shit's been up for a while and the mods ain't done dick about 'em. They're probably legit and are potentially part of something big that's gonna happen. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 00:18, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Take a close look at the Metadata for the photos. Compare to [[:File:Burgerking.jpg|this]]. Seriously, you people have so little faith in us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:24, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*It's taken with the Nintendo 3DS. That would be something Chris would take a picture with. [[User:TommyAwesome|TommyAwesome]] 09:56, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
: So did Chris just put these up on this page without saying anything about them or what? Did he put them up somewhere else, and somebody here found them? --[[User:MrMash|MrMash]] 08:09, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* That's definitely the parking lot of the PLACe. You can see Jefferson Elementary in the background. Don't believe me? Check Google Maps. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 03:09, 7 December 2011 (PST)

[[28_October_2011]] --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 08:17, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Son? ==

Does Michael have a son?
There is someone online that uses the name 'klightburn' on redit. He has mentioned CWC more then once and says that chris went to the GAMe PLACe. He refereed to the place as "My Fathers Store" moreover, he said "I was Chris's tard wrangler for a day". does anyone know who this kid is or if we have his story in the wiki?
this search should bring up what im talking about
https://www.google.com/search?q=%2Bklightburn+%2Bchristian+weston&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=91H&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnso&filter=0&biw=1440&bih=778
* ok so it is apparent that Michael has a daughter (klightburn may be this person) and it would be interesting to get her story. Chris did "take pictures" of her so there was at least some interaction there.
*Looking over some of klightburn's other comments on the site indicates that she is female, so it's probably her. She may have some interesting things to talk about, so anyone interested in contacting her should probably do so. Also, put signatures on your damn posts. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 11:32, 19 January 2012 (PST)
**sorry i keep forgetting to do that [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:05, 19 January 2012 (PST)
*I would contact her if i could get some dox. I am actually planning on contacting Snyder because im putting together a documentary, i may be able to get access to her through him. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:05, 19 January 2012 (PST)
**You can contact her directly through Reddit if you have an account there. Just sign in, select her user page, and click on "send message". --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:36, 19 January 2012 (PST)

Robin Lightburn is the pedofork who owned the PLACe.

K says "well my story wasn't that funny but I was talking to my dad who just sold the GAMe PLACe to his manager Mike Snyder. He mentioned that Christian had ran Mike over in the parking lot and apparently so did his mom! I worked there in 2008 and christian was banned from the store because he had been given so many chances to stop harassing others and generally causing drama among other gamers. One girl Megan felt so uncomfortable around him she pretended to date another gamer named Chris so that Christian would leave her alone."

and "Hey I know this guy! He use to Gm Pokemon games in my dads store. Seriously he is a terrible person. There is nothing wrong with being autistic but as he says he is " a high functioning autistic" and since he knows this he uses it to manipulate people. He got kicked out of the local college for holding a sign that said " looking for a boyfriendless girl no darkies need apply." He also threatened the headmaster . Ive watched him hit on girls way too young for him. This is all recorded in his comic about a character named sonichu. Sonichu worst enemy? PVCC headmaster."

Could be worth following. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 13:22, 19 January 2012 (PST)
*Actually his name is Robert, not Robin. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 13:24, 19 January 2012 (PST)

==Did some restructuring==
I tried to consolidate the information into coherent paragraphs, for the sake of readability. I also added stuff from the past couple years that had been neglected. I was especially interested in making sure that this page and the Game PLACe page are not identical--I tried to keep the focus on Mike himself and Chris's perceptions of him as a person. I tried to minimize issues regarding his theory of the PLACe as a troll HQ, and the legal issues surrounding his trial, which should be dealt with on that page. I don't think I did anything radical; for the most part it was moving things around and creating structured paragraphs. -asperhes, 1/25/15

== Sockness ==

Why's the Sockness section necessary? It's just him being a ween and Chris didn't respond to it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:13, 9 August 2023 (EDT)

:Yeah I agree, it's no more important than any ween attempt, other than the fact that it was done by a christorical figure. [[User:Cereally|Cereally]] ([[User talk:Cereally|talk]]) 23:13, 9 August 2023 (EDT)

== TheRcholic ==

Since we have quotes from Snyder's supposed YouTube channel TheRcholic, there should probably be some more description about it. I'm also not 100% sure this is the real Snyder. There's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA a YouTube video] where he's interviewed, although this video is weird in that the interviewer literally describes himself as a troll and TheRcholic is fine talking to him. The other thing people cite for legitimacy is [[6 June 2010]] but there's a discrepancy there in that TheRcholic and Chris give different dates. TheRcholic also posted a lot of weenish comments. Mary and Megan were also hassled by Chris but didn't stoop to that level. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:08, 10 March 2025 (EDT)
:Also does anyone object to removing the top quote from TheRcholic? Maybe replace with something Chris said. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:02, 12 March 2025 (EDT)

It has been recently put into question whether TheRCholic was actually Michael or a troll posing as him, yet at [[Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], we have an apparent confirmation made at the time (2010) by Mimms that RCholic was indeed Michael; not only that, an account with the same username was registered here and also made comments over there that, in my opinion, don't seem to come from a troll/impersonator (for example, one comment in which he mentions having clinical depression, why would a random troll post something like that?. As for the unprofessional/weening tone of some of RCholic's comments, could you really blame him for wanting to get back at Chris for constantly pestering him and his business? Obviously, Mimms has long moved on from anything Chris-related so we shouldn't contact him, but, to me at least, the evidence seems to point out that RCholic was indeed Michael Snyder's account. What should we do? [[User:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]] ([[User talk:UmJammer Lammy|talk]]) 20:54, 14 January 2026 (EST).
:I did some poking around and I found some interesting information: https://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/members/thercholic.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 21:41, 14 January 2026 (EST)
::I think it is more likely than not that TheRCholic is indeed Michael Snyder. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 21:42, 14 January 2026 (EST)
::Where's it confirmed that Mimms said Rcholic is Snyder? As for the rest, I'm not 100% sure. Trolls have gone to extreme lengths in impersonating others before. Might be best to go back to the previous way the page was written: "TheRcholic was a now-deleted YouTube account which was supposedly used by Michael Snyder", etc. Avoids committing too hard in either direction. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:14, 15 January 2026 (EST)
:::Would be strange for someone to fake an account that is active in an RC forum for 2 years long after the events. Also the caller in the video sounds exactly like Michael Snyder. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 08:51, 15 January 2026 (EST)
::: It's on the talk page section "Mimms' Input". To quote directly: ''Mimms can confirm that I, TheRcholic, and Mike are the same person, and so far the local authorities have been unresponsive to my requests. Seems they don't care, but if I were female, or kill myself(since I am being treated for severe clinical depression) then they react''. It was added by an account also named TheRcholic, which, again, judging by the tone of their comments, seems to legit be Michael. [[User:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]] ([[User talk:UmJammer Lammy|talk]]) 20:44, 15 January 2026 (EST)

Talk:Michael Snyder

2026-01-15T01:54:00Z

UmJammer Lammy:

Michael Snyder

2025-12-20T00:30:36Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|It is not confirmed whether or not Michael Snyder is Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Michael Snyder
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg
| size = 250px
| name = Michael John Snyder

| gender = [[MALE]]
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
|}}

'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; "Snyder" is an alternative spelling of the German surname "Schneider", which often belongs to Ashkenazi Jews but is not specifically a Jewish-German surname, and can just connote German descent. Whether he is actually Jewish is not known; a YouTube comment from an account posing as him claims that he is not. However, there is no way for a layperson to confirm.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.

__TOC__

==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a [[Chris and race#Black people|black]] kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk."<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder as an antisemitic caricature with spider-like attributes.]]
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store."<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,"
[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
{{main|28 October 2011}}

{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.

That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]</ref>}}

On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
{{-}}

==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and, due to Chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

==TheRcholic==
'''TheRcholic''' is a now-deleted YouTube account which trolls used to pose as Michael Snyder, in order to instigate further drama between him and Chris by commenting on some of the latter's videos. The account name references remote-controlled toys (or, more accurately, an addict to said toys), which the PLACe also sold.

On [[6 June 2010]], TheRcholic posted a YouTube comment claiming to have had an encounter with Chris "right now", and the comment was apparently followed by a video Chris uploaded giving details on the encounter. However, Chris and TheRcholic give different dates for when the encounter occurred, with Chris saying it took place days beforehand. TheRcholic's comment was also not properly archived, so timestamps cannot be compared.

In August 2010, a self-identified Chris troll apparently called The GAMe PLACe to interview Michael, who said that he was working on posting a YouTube comment as TheRcholic.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA</ref> Notably, the apparent call occurred at Michael's place of work, and involved Michael using company time to gossip about Chris with one of his trolls. Michael also seemingly taunts Chris by "inviting" him to a ''Pokémon'' tournament that, allegedly, was to take place at the store on August 22, and implies that the reason for Chris making the Greene County Conspiracy video was mere emotional blackmail to be allowed back in The GAMe PLACe. Given the high level of unprofessional behavior by "Michael", it is nigh certain that this was an impersonator on the phone. The account had been deleted by 2014.

Several of TheRcholic's comments were archived by the Wayback Machine<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> and some copied by hand. Of those, many consist of [[ween]]ing-type messages which insult or mock Chris or his parents and encourage others to harass Chris, again showing highly unprofessional behavior.

On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.
I am happy to take you on.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because Black and Nigger almost got him seriously hurt. He uses the word like a curse word.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.
Mike}}

In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to blame also'

{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}

After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:

{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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Pmurt

2025-12-19T15:27:56Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|[[COVID-19|No, I don't take responsibility at all.]]|Donald Trump, 2020}}

{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

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|data2 = Pmurt [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|A Mean One]] [[March 2017 Facebook Posts|Number 45]] [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45|Darn Ol' Tramp]] [[:File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Drumpf]] Drumpftastic [[November 2024 social media posts#Sentinel Fucked Up Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]
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|data8 = [[Barack Obama]] (2017) [[Joe Biden]] (2025)
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'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States '''{{w|Donald Trump}}''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref name="diff">[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show ''{{w|The Apprentice}}'', Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]] in 2016 but lost in 2020 to [[Joe Biden]] amidst the [[Covid19|Covid-19]] pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President [[Kamala Harris]] instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College. Much like Chris, Trump has his fair share of [[A-Logs]], [[White-Knights]], [[Enablers]] and [[Carpetbaggers]].

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple [[death threats]] against him and Vice President-elect {{w|Mike Pence}}, which is actually [[Chris and the law|against the law]].

Since encountering the [[Idea Guys]], however, Chris has largely lost interest in politics in favor of engaging in his [[messiah complex]], and as such, has mostly forgotten about Trump. He never addressed his impeachment, which seems odd considering that it was the closest he came to being removed from office early. Nonetheless, Chris slowly became more interested in the 2020 election in the final weeks before election day, particularly after Trump contracted [[COVID-19]]. After a drawn-out election in 2020 due to complications with counting a substantial increase in mail votes compared to previous years, Trump lost his re-election bid and was succeeded by [[Joe Biden]] as President. Chris completely lost interest in the former President by early 2021, though he still holds Trump in very low regards as suggested by [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]] from [[2022]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Prideful Interview With God", dated_06/19/2022]]</ref><ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022]]</ref>

After Trump won the presidency again in 2024, Chris's reaction was to refer to Trump as "[[November_2024_social_media_posts#Sentinel_Fucked_Up_Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]" on Twitter, a surprisingly more mature take than the tantrums and death threats from 2016 (as is likely he now realizes doing the latter again could throw him in federal prison).

==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]

This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random-access humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believes are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
[[File:CWCiki IntroductionPMURT.jpg|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's election in 2016.]]
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants, AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref name="misc">[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump, as they generally do with most right-wing politicians due to their left-wing biases. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Ironically enough, despite Trump's anti-LGBT policies<ref>[https://www.hrc.org/news/the-list-of-trumps-unprecedented-steps-for-the-lgbtq-community The Real List of Trump's "Unprecedented Steps" for the LGBTQ Community]</ref> and the potential policies that he claimed that he would consider implementing (but never did), Chris was hardly affected by any of them due to being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) and too old to experience some of the issues facing younger gay and trans Americans. One of the only areas where Chris would have been negatively affected was with the restriction of a few response options on the Census, although there's no evidence suggesting that he actually took part in it.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref name="Feb">[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness for [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===
[[File:No Drump flag.png|thumb|A Trump flag that Chris [[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip|vandalized before signing]] in 2020.]]
*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref name="reg">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref name="debate">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref name="just">[[2009-2016 tweets#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref name="misc"/>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[JERKS|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref name="Feb"/> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive [[MALE]] Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref name="just"/>

*He is "[[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref name="misc"/>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While Trump is legally considered a rapist in regard to his unwanted sexual harassment of E. Jean Carroll, Chris shockingly got off scot-free for his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous affair]] after spending over a year in jail, and is not considered a sex offender.

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref name="reg"/>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref name="debate"/>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref name="misc"/>

===On issues relevant to Chris===
[[File:Pence.png|thumb]]
====LGBTQ====

Chris was especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ community.<ref name="reg"/>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian [sic] Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref name="h8">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they could implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the law|at least not from being transgender]]). Throughout their entire first term, Trump and Pence did not criminalize the LGBT community nor they legalized widespread discrimination of them. Sure, large segments of the Republican Party are anti-LGBT, but they generally know that doing such a stunt would be political suicide. LGBT rights were admittedly a thorny issue going into the 2016 election, likely due to same-sex marriage only having been legalized throughout the country via a Supreme Court ruling the previous year; however, the president cannot unilaterally override a Supreme Court decision, and even the more conservative justices appointed by Trump during his term are highly unlikely to strike down the earlier ruling, as the court historically has refrained from making decisions which deprive large groups of individuals of their rights, due to such decisions (relating to African-Americans and slavery) in the early-mid 19th century being seen as a major cause of the American Civil War.

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues, at least prior to being first elected president. Chris is aware of this but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref name="just"/> In any case, the only major anti-LGBT policy Trump implemented during his first term was barring transgender people from serving in the military (which was reversed almost immediately after he left office), so LGBT people did not simply poof out nor were imprisoned or executed the moment Trump was inaugurated as Chris assumed. His second term was a different story, as on his inauguration day he signed an executive order specifying that the federal government would no longer recognize transgender individuals and that biological sex is fixed at conception and cannot be altered by any means. Whether or not this will stand up to any legal challenges remains uncertain given that a Supreme Court ruling near the end of Trump's first term extended the provisions of the Civil Rights Act to LGBT individuals, but so long as the Virginia state government continues to recognize transgender individuals it should have relatively little affect on Chris's day-to-day life.

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti-LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref name="just"/> His criticism of Pence, however, was a little more understandable, since he has indeed promoted anti-LGBT policies and is firmly against same-sex marriage, like many other Republicans. In fact, the aforementioned military transgender ban was his idea. For Trump's second term, Pence was replaced by {{w|J.D. Vance}} as Vice President. Chris has not publicly expressed any opinion about him.

====[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]====

Trump was critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims could have been to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris was dimly cognizant of this and feared that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away. Throughout Trump's term, Congress did not propose or pass any legislation on the matter, as such, Chris continues to receive his tugboat without any problems.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref name="hang">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]].

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref name="just"/>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry".<ref name=notablereacts>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Notable reacts]]</ref>

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref name=notablereacts></ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of ''The Simpsons'']] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref name="reg"/> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161214114138/https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same-sex partner, use birth control, are single mothers, are transgender, or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on December 19, 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election since Clinton won the popular vote. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref name="diff"/> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

'''Timeline'''

On November 9, 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers the next day, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Despite Chris' repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die, they made it unscathed through their four-year terms.

Given that Chris's address is public knowledge, the possibility of the Secret Service visiting and interrogating him for his threats and then either agents or Barb forcing him to not divulge anything should not be ruled out and could be the reason why he eventually stopped making threats.

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|left|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post.<ref name=assassin>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref name=assassin></ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [https://archive.is/er3oP article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref name=assassin></ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris tweets the Infowars article.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1]]</ref>

*4:23 am - Chris tweets that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.<ref name=wish>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.2]]</ref>

*6:53 pm - Chris again tweets to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.3]]</ref>

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris posts a picture to Facebook depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed.<ref name=hanging>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref> The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref name=hanging></ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in a 22-tweet long rant, makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.<ref name="just"/>

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using LEGO:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act}}, Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris tweets the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump]]</ref>

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris tweets his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again]]</ref>

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[January 2017 tweets|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref name="hang"/>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (an LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref name="h8"/>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref name=assassin></ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref name=wish></ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref name="feel">[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref name="feel"/> and that Clinton would not, since "[[Bob Chandler|Men die earlier than women]]".<ref name="h8"/> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref name="just"/>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref name="hang"/>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref name="just"/> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref name="just"/>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said and done. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref name="hang"/>.

==2024 election==
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{{quote|Why did y'all vote for him? Other than just in spite of me, when I was promoting Kamala...|Chris, 14 [[March 2025]]<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCki_Banner_Trump2024Win.png|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's re-election in 2024.]]
When Trump was reelected president on November 5, 2024, defeating Chris's preferred candidate, [[Kamala Harris]], Chris reacted in a surprisingly more relaxed, although still disappointed, way, without resorting to temper tantrums and death threats as he did in 2016. This might stem from Chris now being aware that threatening the President-elect could result in him being arrested by federal law enforcement, charged and convicted of a federal crime, and sent to a federal prison, where no [[Autism disorder deferred disposition]] would get him out nor dismiss his charges.

'''6 November'''
*8:53 am - In a [[Bluesky]] post, Chris expressed his disappointment in the results of the election, stating:

{{quotebox|I feel VEERRRY Disappointed in most of America now, and especially in that number of [[JERKS|Men]] and their self-inflated [[Chris and his ego|egos]] and [[11042009 51 50|testosterone]].}}

'''7 November'''
*10:47 am - In another BlueSky post, Chris is shocked when Caitlyn Jenner, a noted [[transgender]] celebrity, endorsed Pmurt in the election. He posts an accompanying screenshot showing that he blocked her on Twitter, [[List of Chris's lies|despite claiming to use exclusively BlueSky only the day before]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Drawn for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser.
File:FightingTheBeast.jpg|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime fighting Pmurt and Elon.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==

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==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death threats]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/ The White House]

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Michael Snyder

2025-12-19T15:07:39Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|It is not confirmed whether or not Michael Snyder is Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Michael Snyder
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg
| size = 250px
| name = Michael John Snyder

| gender = [[MALE]]
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
|}}

'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; "Snyder" is an alternative spelling of the German surname "Schneider". Whether he is actually Jewish is not known; a YouTube comment supposedly from him claims that he is not, but this could well have been a fake account.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a [[Chris and race#Black people|black]] kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk."<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like attributes.]]
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store."<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,"
[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
{{main|28 October 2011}}

{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.

That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]</ref>}}

On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
{{-}}

==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and, due to Chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

==TheRcholic==
'''TheRcholic''' was a now-deleted YouTube account which was supposedly used by Michael Snyder to comment on some of Chris's videos. The account name references remote-controlled toys (or, more accurately, an addict to said toys), which the PLACe also sold.

It is not fully clear if the account was indeed owned by Michael, or if it was the work of trolls posing as him - it was most likely the latter. On [[6 June 2010]], TheRcholic posted a YouTube comment claiming to have had an encounter with Chris "right now", and the comment was apparently followed by a video Chris uploaded giving details on the encounter. However, Chris and TheRcholic give different dates for when the encounter occurred, with Chris saying it took place days beforehand. TheRcholic's comment was also not properly archived, so timestamps cannot be compared. In August 2010, a self-identified Chris troll apparently called The GAMe PLACe to interview Michael, who said that he was working on posting a YouTube comment as TheRcholic.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA</ref> Notably, the apparent call occurred at Michael's place of work, and involved Michael using company time to gossip about Chris with one of his trolls. Michael also seemingly taunts Chris by "inviting" him to a ''Pokémon'' tournament that took place at the store on August 22, and implies that the reason for Chris making the Greene County Conspiracy video was mere emotional blackmail to be allowed back in The GAMe PLACe. If the call was legitimate, it shows a level of unprofessional behavior by Michael. It was more likely an impersonator. The account had been deleted by 2014.

Several of TheRcholic's comments were archived by the Wayback Machine<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> and some copied by hand. Of those, many consist of [[ween]]ing-type messages which insult or mock Chris or his parents and encourage others to harass Chris, again showing highly unprofessional behavior.

On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.
I am happy to take you on.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because Black and Nigger almost got him seriously hurt. He uses the word like a curse word.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.
Mike}}

In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to blame also'

{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}

After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:

{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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Michael Snyder

2025-12-19T15:04:49Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|It is not confirmed whether or not Michael Snyder is Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Michael Snyder
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg
| size = 250px
| name = Michael John Snyder

| gender = [[MALE]]
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
|}}

'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; "Snyder" is an alternative spelling of the German surname "Schneider". Whether he is actually Jewish is not known; a YouTube comment supposedly from him claims that he is not, but this could well have been a fake account.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a [[Chris and race#Black people|black]] kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk."<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like attributes.]]
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store."<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,"
[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
{{main|28 October 2011}}

{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.

That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]</ref>}}

On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
{{-}}

==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and, due to Chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

==TheRcholic==
'''TheRcholic''' was a now-deleted YouTube account which was supposedly used by Michael Snyder to comment on some of Chris's videos. The account name references remote-controlled toys (or, more accurately, an addict to said toys), which the PLACe also sold.

It is not fully clear if the account was indeed owned by Michael, or if it was the work of trolls posing as him - it was most likely the latter. On [[6 June 2010]], TheRcholic posted a YouTube comment claiming to have had an encounter with Chris "right now", and the comment was apparently followed by a video Chris uploaded giving details on the encounter. However, Chris and TheRcholic give different dates for when the encounter occurred, with Chris saying it took place days beforehand. TheRcholic's comment was also not properly archived, so timestamps cannot be compared. In August 2010, a self-identified Chris troll apparently called The GAMe PLACe to interview Michael, who said that he was working on posting a YouTube comment as TheRcholic.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA</ref> Notably, the apparent call occurred at Michael's place of work, and involved Michael using company time to gossip about Chris with one of his trolls. Michael also seemingly taunts Chris by "inviting" him to a ''Pokémon'' tournament that took place at the store on August 22, implying that the reason for Chris making the Greene County Conspiracy video was mere emotional blackmail to be allowed back in the PLACe. If the call was legitimate, it shows a level of unprofessional behavior by Michael. It was more likely an impersonator. The account had been deleted by 2014.

Several of TheRcholic's comments were archived by the Wayback Machine<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> and some copied by hand. Of those, many consist of [[ween]]ing-type messages which insult or mock Chris or his parents and encourage others to harass Chris, again showing highly unprofessional behavior.

On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.
I am happy to take you on.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because Black and Nigger almost got him seriously hurt. He uses the word like a curse word.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.
Mike}}

In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to blame also'

{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}

After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:

{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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Michael Snyder

2025-12-19T14:58:15Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|It is not confirmed whether or not Michael Snyder is Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Michael Snyder
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg
| size = 250px
| name = Michael John Snyder

| gender = [[MALE]]
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
|}}

'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; "Snyder" is an alternative spelling of the German surname "Schneider". Whether he is actually Jewish is not known; a YouTube comment supposedly from him claims that he is not, but this could well have been a fake account.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a [[Chris and race#Black people|black]] kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk."<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like attributes.]]
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store."<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,"
[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
{{main|28 October 2011}}

{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.

That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]</ref>}}

On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
{{-}}

==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

==TheRcholic==
'''TheRcholic''' was a now-deleted YouTube account which was supposedly used by Michael Snyder to comment on some of Chris's videos. The account name references remote-controlled toys (or, more accurately, an addict to said toys), which the PLACe also sold.

It is not fully clear if the account was indeed owned by Michael, or if it was the work of trolls posing as him - it was most likely the latter. On [[6 June 2010]], TheRcholic posted a YouTube comment claiming to have had an encounter with Chris "right now", and the comment was apparently followed by a video Chris uploaded giving details on the encounter. However, Chris and TheRcholic give different dates for when the encounter occurred, with Chris saying it took place days beforehand. TheRcholic's comment was also not properly archived, so timestamps cannot be compared. In August 2010, a self-identified Chris troll apparently called The GAMe PLACe to interview Michael, who said that he was working on posting a YouTube comment as TheRcholic.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA</ref> Notably, the apparent call occurred at Michael's place of work, and involved Michael using company time to gossip about Chris with one of his trolls. Michael also seemingly taunts Chris by "inviting" him to a ''Pokémon'' tournament that took place at the store on August 22. If the call was legitimate, it shows a level of unprofessional behavior by Michael. It was more likely an impersonator.

Several of TheRcholic's comments were archived by the Wayback Machine<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y</ref> and some copied by hand. Of those, many consist of [[ween]]ing-type messages which insult or mock Chris or his parents and encourage others to harass Chris, again showing highly unprofessional behavior.

On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.
I am happy to take you on.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.
Mike}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because Black and Nigger almost got him seriously hurt. He uses the word like a curse word.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.
Mike}}

In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to blame also'

{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}

After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:

{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. 
Signed, 
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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The Wallflower

2025-07-23T04:33:37Z

UmJammer Lammy:

:''For the CWCipedia page, see [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)]].''
{{Protip|Even though it is an open secret, direct references to the Wallflower's identity will be edited out on the CWCki in most instances. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]].}}

{{quote|Okay, now I'm getting pissed off. First off, stop sending this, I don't want to be reminded of it, second, I told you I'm not your friend anymore, and thirdly, I have a boyfriend now, so back off and leave me alone.|The Wallflower ending her friendship with Chris.<ref name="Wallflower3"/>}}

{{quote|No. You know Chris has said her name in at least one video, I think, we just don't mention it as she asked nicely and frankly, having to put up being hit on by Chris is enough punishment.|Champthom in response to an observer asking about The Wallflower's real name.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread = 49854|post = 47383}}</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = The Wallflower
|name = [''redacted'']
|image = Aliteralallflower.jpg|imagesize=250px
|aliases = Damien Antaria Damien Megan Schroeder's heiress The Wallflower Wallflower
|gender = {{gender|gender = female}}
|race = White
|nationality = American
|occupation = Fanfic Author
|saga = {{saga|cwcipedia|cn}}, {{saga|tito|cn}}
}}

"'''The Wallflower'''" is the codename of a [[gal pal|female friend]] that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] met some time around mid-to-late [[January 2010]]. Often infamously described as "[[Megan Schroeder]]'s heiress", the Wallflower was one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-[[high school]] years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity. However, similar to her predecessor, The Wallflower only saw her relationship with Chris as them being "[[Friend zone|just friends]]". Also like with her predecessor, this wouldn't stop Chris from making frequent advances on The Wallflower or continually declaring her as his "girlfriend".

After Chris had inadvertently revealed the Wallflower's pen name in one of his [[Little Big Planet]] levels, trolls on the [[/cwc/]] imageboard were able to dox her, which led to them leaking portions of her personal life and tons of her rather unique fanfiction, and her getting harassed by said trolls. Eventually, one of the trolls, [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], sent a link to the newly created CWCki page to The Wallflower,<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> which put a significant damper on her relationship with Chris, believing that Chris was the one who set up the page himself, and with Chris only exacerbating the problem.

Nevertheless, [[Chris and introspection|in typical Chris fashion]], he has taken it upon himself to blame those goddamn trolls for the destruction of this friendship, making several [[Chris and anger|rage-filled]] videos and posts where he rants about them while also not considering that maybe ''he'' was part of the problem.

==Aliases==

During her interactions with Chris, The Wallflower went under the pen name "'''Damien Antaria'''", her primary online persona which she used when writing and publishing her fanfictions online. Chris had similarly referred to her as this both in the [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article]] dedicated to her that he had written (but only after he wiped the entire thing), as well as in several e-mails.

When talking about her publicly, Chris had attempted to keep the Wallflower's identity secret, only vaguely referring to her as his "girlfriend". We all know how this wound up later...

===Wallflower Codename===

{{Misinfo|The Wallflower policy wasn't set up solely out of "respect" for the Wallflower or because she inherently "deserves it". It was created first and foremost as a personal agreement between her and CWCki admins. Additionally, the policy is primarily enforced solely on the CWCki and its Discord server; it has no obligation to tell other parties how to handle her dox.|includegossip = yes}}

{{Quote|Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever.|Clyde Cash announcing the Wallflower policy.<ref name = old>[[Talk:The Wallflower#Ye olde shit]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever.|Cogsdev herself, the creator of the Wallflower policy, clarifying the policy.<ref name = old/>}}

Under normal circumstances, the CWCki wouldn't be held accountable for the sharing of the personal information of those who get involved with Chris. This is considering the site is all about an autistic weirdo who overshares constantly and has many aspects of his personal life on full display. The site also already has the information of [[Virginia Sanford|those who]] [[Megan Schroeder|inadvertently wound]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|up in]] [[Michael Snyder|the crosshairs]] [[Adam Stackhouse|of Chris's life]], many of whom wouldn't even begin to fathom how infamous Chris would become in later years. Removing the information of such major players, regardless of how much they "deserved" to get doxed, also risks putting significant holes in the narrative if their role with him was crucial to understanding him. For the Wallflower, on the other hand, a very special set of conditions was in place that allowed her censorship.

Originally, before [[Champthom]] deleted the original page, this article focused more on the Wallflower than Chris and intruded into parts of her life that had nothing to do with Chris. Feeling that she was in danger as a result of a troll sending her a link to the page, the Wallflower prompted the former CWCki owner, [[Cogsdev]], on 11 March 2010, to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. [[Clyde Cash]] announced this on the page's talk page on the same day.<ref name = old/> It was determined that omitting the Wallflower's identity (which wasn't made public until Chris carelessly revealed her pen name and trolls actively searched for it); in addition to details surrounding her personal life not related to Chris; wouldn't majorly affect the perception of Chris's story, and the CWCki's administrators agreed to this request, considering the Wallflower a relatively minor player in Chris's story who had stumbled upon him by happenstance and had no prior knowledge of him.

The Wallflower policy was then implemented on the CWCki. This involved censoring the Wallflower's real name where it is most prevalent or wherever Chris stated that he was in a relationship with her, as well as discluding information about her that isn't public or otherwise related to Chris. Otherwise, information about the Wallflower that was dropped by Chris, which included her first name Heather, as well as images of her, were allowed to be showcased in passing, but wouldn't be linked to this page. The Wallflower's pen name, "Damien Antaria", was also permitted to be used on the CWCki. The codename "The Wallflower" originated from the fact that Chris had once referred to her as a "wallflower" due to her apparent hesitancy in a relationship with him in [[Mailbag 46]], where he referred to their friendship as them being "two hip wallflowers".<ref>[[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers]]</ref>

The Wallflower policy later served as inspiration for its inbred<ref group = note>Pun intended.</ref> (and eventually [[User:Anaxis/The Case Against the Suitress Policy|mercy killed]]) sibling, the Suitress policy, which took more extreme steps in censoring the gal-pal [[Fiona Cooper]], following drama surrounding her getting doxed by [[Naught]] following her being framed by [[Bella]].<ref group = note>Think of what most people think the Wallflower policy is and you basically have the Suitress policy.</ref> Unlike the Wallflower, Fiona was an active member of the CWCsphere, knew a great deal about Chris, actively sought out Chris, didn't ask for censorship, and actively went against all attempts at it when she did an AMA on a Reddit throwaway. Also, like the Wallflower policy, the Suitress policy threatened to ban users who used Fiona's real identity on pages. Because of the issues this caused, both policies were lessened so that using either of their identities would only result in the edits being reverted, but otherwise, no bans would ensue.

==Prologue==
{{quote|I have read some of your work, and I am enjoying your writing style; you have a great imagination and you are very creative. I may have missed it during our last talk, but how did you think of <CENSORED> for a pen name?|Chris admiring the Wallflower's writings.}}

Based on an email Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], he met The Wallflower on 22 [[January 2010]] at a "Young Adult Social Group,"<ref group = note>On 27 January 2010, Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January|wrote to Vivian]] that he was "attending [his] first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where [he] also met and hit it off well with a nice and pretty 23-year old woman." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 27 January 2010 fell on a Wednesday, and the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> to which she went at the advice of her mother.<ref name="Wallflower3">[[Wallflower E-mails 3]]</ref> On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.<ref name="Wallflower1">[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> Chris, taking note of The Wallflower being a "talented author" [[Sonichu (comic)|to the likes of him]], started to form a bond with her.

However, in an email from 28 January 2010, not even a week after they met, The Wallfower [[Wallflower E-mails|wrote to Chris]] that she didn't feel ready for a relationship yet. <ref group = note>[http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 28 January 2010 fell on a Thursday; the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> As will be shown later, Chris was not deterred by that statement and still thought that he had a serious shot at becoming The Wallflower's boyfriend. The first public signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late [[January 2010]]. In [[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers|Mailbag #46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

==The "relationship"==
{{quote|By the way, just to be honest, and I like mentioned to you on that Friday, I'm not totally ready to be in a relationship yet. Definitely friends. I'm not the romantic type. I devote my time with work and stories.|The Wallflower to Chris.<ref name = Wallflower1/>}}

{{quote|It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth.|Chris [[Jackie Chat 1|explains the deepness]] of his relationship with The Wallflower}}

[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|Chris and The Wallflower on a double date with Sonichu and Rosechu in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.]]

{{See also|Wallflower E-mails|Wallflower E-mails 2}}

In the 14 [[February 2010]] edition of the CWC Blog, Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing.<ref>[[CWC Blog#February 2010]]</ref> I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in Mailbag 56 challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "she does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<ref>[[Mailbag 56#On appreciating tone (also the end)]]</ref>

The relationship was, at best, "just friends." Chris himself has confirmed this in one of his posts on the Sonichu Forum and again in a private chat with [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 1]]</ref>

In a series of e-mails to Vivian, it was revealed that Chris had been seeing The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]]</ref> He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], he unabashedly [[Chris and reality|refers to her as his]] "[[Boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend]]," despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

A series of [[Wallflower E-mails|e-mails]] revealed by Surfshack Tito reveals that Chris's attachment to The Wallflower had been a one-sided relationship to Chris as The Wallflower, indeed, had no intention of being with Chris and was shocked and appalled at the fact that Chris even ''thought'' that she was his sweetheart.

==The "break-up"==
{{quote|You son of a bitch! Leave me and Tito alone! I don't want you to ever to call my cell or house phone again! I want you out of my fucking life and leave me the hell alone! Or I'm going to have to unfortunately drag my parents into this, and you don't want that.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU AGAIN, EVER! AND TAKE MY EMAIL OFF YOUR GODDAMN WEBSITE!!!|The Wallflower.<ref name = WallflowerEmail3/>}}

{{quote|Got-Dang Asexual Woman!|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] page on The Wallflower a month later.}}

{{see also|Wallflower E-mails 3}}

[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]

When Chris released a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that had The Wallflower's pen name in the description, trolls used this as a means to find out her real identity; one of them decided to link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls|a message to the trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME," which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], in which he acted out a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]] that ended with Chris slitting an invisible Clyde Cash's throat. Going by that, it's likely that Chris initially blamed the loss of The Wallflower on his old nemesis.

However, on 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and shifted the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.

In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], leaked four days later, Chris was mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with The Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]," as Wallflower had recently begun to back up his claims.

The [[Wallflower E-mails 3|third set of e-mails to The Wallflower]] finally confirms what had happened. As seen, The Wallflower was outright shocked at the vastness of information on her page within the [[CWCki]], assumed that Chris had set the page up himself, and ended their friendship. Chris, however, kept trying to salvage their relationship long after it became obvious that he didn't have a chance, angering her even more. She also asserted her hatred of Chris by first saying that Tito was indeed her boyfriend before giving up and just telling him that she was asexual.

==Chris's Reaction to Anonmization==

Chris is convinced that the anonymization of the Wallflower took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010 (roughly around the time the edits were made), when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|14 March 2010 Captain's Log update]] on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

The e-mails from The Wallflower seem to paint a fuller picture to this. It appears that when The Wallflower discovered her page on the CWCki, she got pissed at Chris and demanded that he remove that information. However, he did it through his [[YouTube]] videos. Annoyed, she went to the CWCki herself.

Chris, in the meantime, continued to drop her first name and pen name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which had it in the title.

Chris later also uploaded [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a list of his former gal-pals and sweethearts]] on the CWCipedia which included her full name. Chris goes on to blame the existence of her [[Facebook]] page for the leak of her identity and the end of their budding relationship.

Continuing with this theme, 19 [[April 2010]] would see Chris adding an ''[[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|entire article]]'' about her to the CWCipedia. In addition to the usual fits of megalomania and delirium, the page sported a copy-pasted version of this page. Conspicuously absent, however, was this very section.

To this day, he believes the entire debacle was the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover. [[Calling Out|Recently]], though, Chris has seen fit to ''partially'' [[Chris and remorse|accept blame]] for what happened.

==Aftermath==
It seems that, years since the events of that March morning, Chris has yet to forget her as, [[Calling Out|returning to the Internet]], he [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|calls out Tito]] and demands that he apologize to her for breaking them up, still referring to her as his "girlfriend." However, a few days later, Chris made [[Correction of EX relationship status|a retraction video]], apparently clarifying that they were indeed just friends. The description of the video seems to suggest that she found out about the video and demanded he correct it.

Interestingly, though he hasn't forgotten about her, he hasn't "forgiven her" for it.

In September 2012, Chris texted her, in the hopes of getting back in touch with her, though it is unknown if she responded or if she had long changed her number by then.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#Texting]]</ref> This remains the last known communication between the two, and Chris has most likely forgotten about her in the intervening years, while she did her best to wipe out her Internet presence (including giving up her fanfiction writing hobby) to avoid being further pestered by him or by weens.

==See also==
*[[Fiona Cooper]] - Another gal-pal who temporarily received a similar treatment
*[[Wallflower E-mails 1|Wallflower E-mails I]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails II]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 3|Wallflower E-mails III]]

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Kamala Harris

2025-04-25T18:37:50Z

UmJammer Lammy: This isn't snark, it's gloating. Unless an admin says otherwise, I'm leaving out the "naive" link.

{{quote|We are not going [[Pmurt|back]]!|Harris's unofficial 2024 campaign slogan.}}

{{quote|I have read the [[Wikipedia]] article on her Political Platforms, and I agree with a lot of what she stands for.|Chris, [[August 2024]]<ref name=augustsupport>[[August 2024 social media posts#Support for Kamala Harris]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Kamala Devi Harris
|label2 = Also known as
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|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 20 October 1964 (age {{Age|1964|10|20}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = Vice-President, [[United States]] (2021-25)
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'''Kamala Harris''' served as the 49th vice president of the [[United States of America|United States]], part of president [[Joe Biden]]'s administration. Following Biden's decision to suspend his [[2024]] presidential campaign, he endorsed Harris, passing the torch and giving her the momentum to become the Democratic nominee. Harris subsequently ran against [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] for the presidency.

Unlike [[2020]], when Harris was part of the Biden-Harris ticket, Chris has expressed a greater support for her candidacy, creating multiple campaign signs for her. However, despite this critical political endorsement (or possibly because of it), the Harris-Walz campaign was defeated by Trump-Vance.

==Elections==
[[File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign2.jpeg|left|thumb|200px|Chris's art supporting Harris]]
===2020===
For the [[2020]] election, Harris ran a campaign for the presidency, but dropped out and endorsed Biden. Biden later returned the favor by selecting Harris as his candidate for vice president, with the Biden-Harris ticket being solidified at the Democratic National Convention.

Chris acknowledged the duo in [[October 2020]], hoping they would defeat then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]</ref> However, he ultimately voted for fictional character Lisa Simpson for reasons tied to the [[Dimensional Merge]], a topic that had captivated his interest over politics, despite his vocal opposition to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence. Biden and Harris would go on to win Virginia regardless of Chris's write-in vote, along with the election as a whole.

===2024===
In the [[2024]] election, Harris ran for the presidency starting in July, opposing Trump, as Biden had dropped out mid-run and endorsed her instead. Following this event, Chris seemed to take more interest in Harris. In [[August 2024]], Chris stated that he planned to vote for Harris that November, and he did a [[tarot]] reading on her.<ref name=augustsupport></ref>

The following month, he posted photos of a hand-drawn sign supporting Harris's run for president, displayed at the [[yard]] of his former residence [[14 Branchland Court]],<ref>[[September 2024 social media posts##KamalaHarris4President2024]]</ref> and he also recorded a livestream reacting to a debate between Harris and Trump.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024]]</ref> Chris watched an interview of Harris and Oprah Winfrey which took place on 20 September, and tweeted in agreement with Harris's pro-abortion access stance.<ref>[[October 2024 social media posts#Shall vote for Harris]]</ref> On 2 November, Chris shared more yard artwork in support of Harris and said he would be voting for her that Tuesday, on the official Election Day.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref> Two days later, he implied that his yard art had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:X - 2 November 2024 Kamala Harris sign1.jpeg|More [[yard]] signs by Chris.
File:X - 2 November 2024 Kamala Harris sign2.jpeg
File:X - 2 November 2024 Kamala Harris sign3.jpeg
File:X - 2 November 2024 Kamala Harris sign4.jpeg
File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|From [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]].
File:X - "I hope they are right again Kamala4President @KamalaHarris" repost.jpeg|Image Chris retweeted comparing Harris to [[Lisa Simpson]].<ref>https://x.com/kelmendibleona/status/1853703904862605581</ref>
</gallery></center>
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Kamala Harris

2025-04-19T20:32:26Z

UmJammer Lammy: Linking to "naive" reads like inappropiate gloating over her election loss.

Barbara Chandler

2025-04-02T01:19:35Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Unreliable|type=cred|Barb has a long history of [[LoveYouLongTime_E-mails,_2011-2012#Borb_vs_MAGfest|manipulating]] people.|She might also have dementia or some other cognitive disability. Alternatively, she may be faking dementia symptoms on camera.}}
{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Scary Barbara and Cirrusfire Rant]]|[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]|[[An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021]]|[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]|[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]|[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]}}
{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Barb has not been confirmed to have dementia.|includegossip = yes}}

{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend [[Love Quest|finding yourself]] a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris feigns giving advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13#Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She [[Death threats|threatens to kill me]] in her episode of emotional rage.|Chris, on Barbara's reaction to his early [[transgender]] identity.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]].</ref>}}

{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris [[Chris and escapism#Roleplaying|roleplaying]] as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his [[Chris and sex#Incest|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I told Barbara about <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mia Hamm]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.|Chris, implying some blame on Barbara for the [[Affair with Mother]].<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|name = Barbara Chandler
|image = Barb2025-closeup.jpg
|birthname = Barbara Ann Weston
|aliases = Barb Bobcat [[Obesity|Snorlax]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Sugar Darling]] Barbie Barbie Chan<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Decent flashlight]]</ref> lady friend<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]</ref> Merlin<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|year = 1941
|month = 10
|day = 1
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|gender = {{gender|gender = female}}
|religion = Presbyterian
|spouse = Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr. (1961–1963, divorce) Walter Jerome Harmon Jr. (1968-1980, divorce) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = [[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]] [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|father = Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896–1955)
|mother = Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1968)
|occupation = Magician's assistant (1967-1976) Substitute English teacher (Early 1960s) Office worker (retired)
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|highschool|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Barbara 'Barb' Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> (''née'' '''Weston''', formerly '''Yeatts''' and '''Smithey'''; born 1 {{w|1941#October|October 1941}}<ref name=Harvey155>https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and the mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.

Though Bob has remained relatively popular with [[trolls]] and Christorians alike, the same cannot be said for Barbara, who has been consistently disliked by nearly everyone but Chris and her late husband – with many members of her own family distancing themselves from her at least since at least the funeral of one of [[Aunt Corrina|Chris's aunts]]. Whereas Bob eventually recognized his shortcomings as a parent to Chris and attempted to correct them late into his life, Barbara has consistently been one of the biggest enablers of Chris's bad behavior since he was a child, on top of emotionally manipulating, threatening, and on occasion physically abusing him (elements which Chris would turn around and use on her later in her life). Barbara has been instrumental in turning Chris into the spoiled manchild that he is, and like Bob before her, has encouraged him not to seek a serious career path in favor of [[Monthly tugboat|getting welfare off of his condition]], in spite of the fact that he could get a minimum-wage job and still qualify for welfare.

It has long been suspected that she has some form of narcissistic personality disorder, which goes hand-in-hand with what we know about her neglectful to abusive relationship with Chris, along with his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who received a much worse treatment from her. Her hoarding habits also indirectly lead to the [[2014 house fire]], as sparks from a coffee maker that had no business being plugged into an extension cord in the bathroom burned the paper, plastic, and wood in the room before engulfing the house, and much of the [[Financhu Crisis]] is subsequently on her.

For much of the Classic Era of Christory, Barbara was extremely obese and napped a lot (earning her the nickname "{{w|Snorlax}}," after the fat, sleepy [[Pokémon]] of the same name), but she has since shed a ton of weight in her twilight years. This sharp loss of weight, loss of hair color, and knowledge of her son's status as a living internet meme all factored into her role in appearing in multiple begging videos.

On 27 [[June 2021]], Chris began [[Affair with Mother|an incestuous relationship with Barbara]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> claiming to have sex every three nights.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Every three nights]]</ref> A month later, on 27 [[July 2021]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> Chris decided to brag about the identity of his sexual partner [[Incest Call|in a call over the Signal app]] and [[Incest Texts|in text messages]] the following day. The material was leaked to the general public at approximately past midnight on 30 July; later that morning, a [[welfare check]] was conducted at [[14 Branchland Court]], and as a result, Chris was [[ban]]ned from the house and from contact with Barbara for a week, and Barbara was sent to the hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=nullsummary>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref> On 1 August, Chris was [[Incest Arrest|arrested at a motel in Richmond]] and charged with incest.<ref>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref>

Barbara returned to her residence at some point in [[August 2021]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref><ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> In an [[October 2021]] letter to a fan, Chris mentioned that he had received a letter from Barbara during his stay in jail.<ref name=25letter>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]]</ref>

In [[November 2021]], Barbara failed to yield the right-of-way while driving<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> and was injured in a car crash from which she suffered two broken ribs and a concussion and her van was wrecked,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Confirming Car Crash]]</ref> and she was helped to recover from it by extended family members.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

Barbara and Chris no longer live together, with Barbara continuing to reside in [[Ruckersville]] and Chris moving to [[Big Island]], VA.

==Spelling of name==
Barbara's high school yearbook and both her marriage licenses spell her full maiden name as ''Barbara '''Ann''' Weston'', as do other sources like Harvey Powers's genealogical website<ref name=Harvey155/> (her divorce decree omits the middle name entirely). Chris, however, usually (though not consistently) spells her name as ''Barbara '''Anne''' Weston Chandler'' with an e. This may be because he believes she is named after [[Anne Boleyn]].

==Early life==
{{Quote|Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending, and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.|Chris describes his mother's childhood<ref name=jailletter11may>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Barb1960.jpg|thumb|left|Barbara's senior photo from high school. While she looks pretty here, she would not age well.]]

Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896–1955), a lifelong [[RandomSong1|farmer]] and carpenter and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1968), a housewife and later a shoe company worker in Lynchburg.<ref>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-C958-RFTD?i=1&cc=2377565&personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AQVRC-X438</ref> They married in February 1927, when Carrie was 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was 30]]. They lied about their ages in their marriage certificate.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html</ref><ref>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-CSZT-H9QK-J?cc=1726957</ref> Joe died in 1955, after falling from a horse-drawn wagon.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180425032751/http://www.harveypowers.com:80/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref> For whatever reason, Barb believes that she is descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], but this is impossible given that Elizabeth I, Boleyn's only daughter, died without an heir. She also thinks that a more recent ancestor named [[Daniel Weston]] boarded the ''Mayflower'', but no such person exists.

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|Barb, emboldened by her hoard, evolved into a Snorlax over time.]]

Barb grew up in a low-income farming household in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]], a rural area in the far south of the state. An early memory from when she was two years old was seeing her father covered in silver paint, having fallen off the roof of their house while painting it and nearly killed himself.<ref name=jailletter11may></ref> She graduated from {{w|Randolph-Henry High School}} in {{w|Charlotte Court House, Virginia}} in 1960. Due to family poverty, she was obliged to sew her own clothing.<ref name=younger>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> While at Randolph-Henry, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the [[Women's rights|Future Homemakers of America]], a reporter of the Randolph-Henry safety bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook, ''The Log'', and a member of the [[Spanish]] Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat.

Barb had two boyfriends in high school, one of whom was [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]], who would later marry her younger sister Harriet. According to a [[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 29 January 2012, Barbara lost her virginity during her high school years. Why Chris knows this is anyone's guess, although it's possible that he learned the basic principles of [[Honest Content]] from Mommy Dearest. In a jail letter from 10 May 2022, however, Chris denies that Barbara ever had sex with her high school boyfriends, although he claims that her sisters accused her of doing so.<ref name=jailletter11may></ref>

According to a [[Incest Texts|leaked message]] to [[Bella]], Barbara has had sex with eight different men over the course of her life (not including Chris). Chris claims she told him that she has never [[mass debating|masturbated]].

Shortly after graduating from high school in 1960, Barb left Red Oak and, "...decided to set off on her own... [[Love Quest|in search for romance and her future]]." Apparently, she left in order to go to college, breaking off her relationship with Tom, who was one year her junior. After Barb moved away, "her siblings, cousins, and others in Redoak" began to spread rumors about her and call her a slut in her absence. Around this time her mother also disowned her.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> As it turned out, her relationship with her family would never get much better. Barb's relationship with Harriet and Tom is especially strained. Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived Corrina.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb majored in "accounting and numbers."<ref name=younger></ref> Where Barb attended college is unknown, but it may have been {{w|Wake Forest College}}, where her future first husband, Ran Coleman Yeatts, was studying at the time. Wherever it was, she probably dropped out in 1961, when he graduated and married her. Her divorce report with Jerry and marriage certificate to Bob both say that she had not completed any years of college education.

==Cole and his various fathers==
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|left|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

From approximately 1961 through 1980, Barbara lived in [[Richmond]]. At one point, she aspired to be an English teacher and occasionally filled in for other teachers as a substitute.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Chris_answers_a_bunch_of_questions,_is_still_a_virgin]]</ref><ref>[[Rental_House_Tour#Barb's_family_heritage]]</ref> Ultimately, however, she ended up working in a series of secretarial roles, including at {{w|Reynolds Metals Company International Headquarters|Reynolds Metals Company}}.<ref>[[Miyamoto_emails#A_Word_from_Snorlax]]</ref>

Over the course of Barb's adult life prior to meeting Bob, she had relationships with five men, three of whom are known by name.<ref name=jailletter11may>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is.

Based on his experiences with various stepfathers, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] thinks that Barbara has a "...proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] tries to use [[Chris and English|big]] words to impress people – a family trait, perhaps.

===Ran Coleman Yeatts===
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|right|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr., from the 1961 Wake Forest College yearbook.]]
[[Image:Barb1961WeddingPortrait.png|thumb|left|Barbara in her wedding dress at age 19, June 1961]]

Records found by Cole in Richmond show that Barb married one '''Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts''', a personnel analyst for DPT, on June 17, 1961. Yeatts was born on 27 December 1939 in {{w|Pittsylvania County, Virginia}} but grew up in {{w|South Hill, Virginia|South Hill}}, a town about 35 miles east of Red Oak which also happens to be the hometown of Barb's mother Carrie and her moonshiner dad. Yeatts graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}} from South Hill in 1957 and later that year he was enrolled at {{w|Wake Forest College}} in {{w|Winston-Salem, North Carolina}} (now Wake Forest University).<ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28659?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=94&r=0&xywh=2347%2C1534%2C681%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28685?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=77&r=0&xywh=1396%2C1140%2C926%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28686?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=81&r=0&xywh=460%2C1252%2C1363%2C609</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28677?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=64&r=0&xywh=2241%2C1842%2C1441%2C875</ref> An {{w|Alpha Sigma Phi}} brother, he graduated from Wake Forest with a BA degree in human resources management in spring 1961, a few months before he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref> Coincidentally, Bob Chandler was also living in Winston-Salem around the same time, where he was married to Patricia Faye Harley and working as an engineer.

According to their marriage certificate, Ran, a technician for The Virginia State Highway Department, was living in Richmond at the time of the marriage, while Barb, a secretary for Glidden Company of Richmond, was still living in Red Oak. Although however, two newspaper articles from April and June 1961 stated that Barb was already living in Richmond. They were married at a Baptist church in {{w|Wylliesburg, Virginia}} near Red Oak (which the divorce documents misspell as "Sylliesburg").

A divorce was granted to Barb on 15 May 1963, at which point she was pregnant with Cole and living in Richmond. The decree states that Ran deserted her on 28 April 1962, although the final digit in "1962" appears to have been altered from a "3". The divorce license lists zero children. Cole was born two months later, on 24 July 1963.

To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him during his childhood and be introduced as a "friend of the family".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />

Yeatts later remarried and died aged 67 on 6 June 2007. His obituary in the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' makes no mention of Cole or Barb, although it indicates that Ran had a grandson also named Cole.<ref>[https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/timesdispatch/name/ran-yeatts-obituary?id=5417433 Ran Yeatts Obituary]</ref>

Per the [[Cole Smithey E-mails]], it appears that Barb's nickname for Ran was '''"Ramblin' Randy"''', although there is a slim chance that nickname refers to another ex-lover of Barb's whom we know nothing about.

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File:BarbYeattsEngagementNewspaper.png|April 1961 - Charlotte Gazette newspaper about Barb and Ran's engagement announcement.
File:June1961MarriageArticleOfWestonYeatts.png|June 1961 - Richmond Times Dispatch newspaper about Barb and Ran's marriage announcement.
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce
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===Jack Smithey===
Barb insists that Cole's father is '''Jack Dale Smithey,''' to whom she claims she was once married. However, Cole was unable to find a marriage license for the couple or any photographs from their alleged wedding.<ref name="coleemail2" /> Indeed, Christorians have been frustrated in their efforts to locate any such evidence; their ability and persistence in documenting everything Chris-adjacent rivals that of any private detective. In 1995, Cole's friend, syndicated cartoonist {{w|Ted Rall}}, made an Internet post questioning the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the year Cole was born) and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in {{w|Sarasota, Florida}}.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

Although there is no hard evidence that Barb was ever married to Jack, newspaper articles from the 1960s indicate that she used the surname Smithey up until she married Jerry Harmon in 1968. According to Barbara (as quoted by Chris), she and Jack had a "fancy" wedding which was attended by her sisters and mother. Chris told Cole that Barbara considers Jack "a total drunk and loser".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In [[July 2021]], (in the middle of his incestuous affair with her), Chris asked Barbara about her relationship with Jack.

{{quote|Short story of it is that Jack and Barbie went out, sexed up, knocked her up.

Then he hit the road; was not in it to be a daddy. The life on the open road called out to him more.|Chris on Jack}}

Chris also mentioned that no photos of Jack were kept at home, though they did have photos of Jerry.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Barbara's ex]]</ref>

Jack died in 2010 at the age of 81 in Winston-Salem.

===Jerry Harmon===
[[Image:JerryHarmonandBarb.PNG|thumb|Jerry Harmon performing magic tricks with Barb assisting him, December 1968.]]
[[Image:Jerry_Harmon_WRVA_Bio.JPG|thumb|Jerry's employee bio in a booklet published by radio station WRVA, 1950.]]

'''Walter Jerome "Jerry" Harmon, Jr.''' was Barbara's second (or third) ex-husband and the alleged sinister stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Jerry was born on July 1st, 1931 in {{w|Springfield, Massachusetts}} but grew up in {{w|Millboro, Virginia}} and later Richmond. Jerry's father died when he was 18 months old.<ref name="HarmonVDAdamo">https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/va-supreme-court-records-vol195/14/</ref> Much like Bob, Jerry had a technical background; he had graduated from {{w|Capitol Technology University}} (then Capital Radio Engineering Institute) in {{w|Laurel, Maryland}} and worked as a {{w|Broadcast_engineering|broadcast engineer}} at local radio station WRVA around 1950.<ref>https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/WRVA-25th-II.pdf WRVA 25th Anniversary booklet, W. Jerome "Jerry" Harmon bio top center of page 8.</ref> In April 1951, Jerry fathered a child out of wedlock with Nancy Louise Janetos. The mother offered the child up for adoption until she and Jerry married in September of 1951. The couple eventually regained custody of their baby in 1953 following a legal case ''Harmon v. D'Adamo''<ref name="HarmonVDAdamo" /> that was taken all the way to the Virginia Supreme Court. At some point, Jerry ended up in the military, which Cole has written about in two articles. According to Cole, Jerry was a combat medic during the Korean War before switching his role to train his soldiers in specialized combat techniques, such as decapitation using piano wire (with watermelons standing in for actual heads during this training). He was also a captain in the Civil Air Patrol and would pilot planes during and after the Korean War. One time, he was injured after crash-landing his plane during a fighter pilot mission in Korea.

According to the adoption court case records, Jerry wished to further study medicine at {{w|University of Richmond}}, though it is unclear if this ever happened. Somewhat ironically, while married to Barb, Jerry served in different roles with the Richmond [[Chris and mental healthcare|Mental Health]] Association,<ref>https://www.newspapers.com/image/829546397/?terms=%22Jerry%20Harmon%22%20&match=1 Richmond Times-Dispatch 28 Jan 1973</ref> where he was known for building a model of the human nervous system, which he brought to speaking engagements.

Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> That being said, there is a divorce record which claims that Jerry and Barbara married on 18 June 1968 in Washington D.C. and divorced on 7 January 1980 after one year of living apart, three weeks before Bob had divorced his first wife Patricia. In a Facebook comment from 2020, Cole claims that Jerry adopted him in 1966.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref><ref name="colesmithey">https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html</ref>

{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}
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{{quote|He might not have been the best dad, but Jerry was a humanitarian, as evidenced by his actions.|Cole being more charitable towards Jerry.<ref name="colesmithey" />}}
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[[Image:JerryBarb&Cole.jpg|thumb|Jerry Harmon with Barbara and young Cole in late 1960s/early 1970s]]
In both his article "[[Saturday Night Special]]" and "[[Operation Snowball|Operation Snowball: My First Career in Show Business]]," Cole would further elaborate on his first stepfather in his early life and later life (look above). According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician for decades since he was 20, was a dedicated {{w|Freemasonry|freemason}} and was an active member of the Invisible Lodge. Jerry lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond during the early 1970s. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, forcing Barb to retrieve and fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted off the floor and the apartment's steel door and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head. Cole would later remove the first article from his blog.

Cole describes how Jerry, Barb, and himself took part in an annual traveling magic show which performed at mental hospitals and veteran hospitals in Virginia every [[Christmas]] season from 1967 to 1976. The trio performed under the name of "King Karnak, Barbie, and Cole". Each show would end with Jerry chopping off Barb's head with a guillotine. During this time and later of his life, Jerry worked as a radio announcer for WEZS radio station. Cole claimed that the former Virginia Governor {{w|Mills Godwin}} would pilot them around in a Cessna Twin-Engine plane to their magic show and Jerry would sometimes pilot the plane.

Cole would further elaborate more about Jerry. He was an ambulance driver for the Richmond volunteer rescue squad; he also taught [[Jerkop|police recruits]] Standard First Aid before he began working for the mental health agency headquartered at Monument Avenue. Cole even said that Jerry cared about mental health movements so much that the whole purpose for the magic show performance at local hospitals were to provide entertainment for the patients, war veteran patients and mentally ill patients. Aside from this, Jerry was also the owner of his own company Karnak Enterprises, which specializes in production work, special effects and entertainment.<ref name="colesmithey" /><ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref><ref name=sjf>http://sjf.stparchive.com/Archive/SJF/SJF01221981P08.php</ref> Interestingly, Jerry married a woman named Rose LaNora Lotts in 1981, whom he first met when she was employed as an assistant for his "King Karnak" act, suggesting that she replaced Barb in more ways than one.<ref name=sjf></ref>

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File:JerryAndBarbDivorce.png|1980 1 7 - Barb and Jerry's divorce record
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==Life with Bob==
{{quote|He is only interested in making things look like he did 'em, it was his idea and I really didn't have anything to do with it. Even when I help him. I get no credit for anything. He never gives me credit to my face. Or if he's talking to anybody else. Just like he tells you sometimes, “Well I don't get no help from your mother.”|Barb ranting about her husband to Chris<ref>[[Kacey Call 15]]</ref>}}

[[File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|thumb|Nearly happy looking Borb in 2000]]
[[File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|thumb|1980 6 7 - Borb's marriage license]]

[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Barbara met at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader)<ref>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> one night in 1979. Barbara was there with friends and [[Bob]] was singing.<ref name=annivspecial>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, vividly recalled them being a pair of drunken dumbasses.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They married in 1980.<ref name=annivspecial></ref> Chris claims that, "Barbara, In her own words, Married him because 'He owned a house'."<ref name=jailletter11may></ref> Later that year Bob was transferred from Richmond to [[Charlottesville]]. They settled in the outlying suburb of [[Ruckersville]].

Barbara worked for several years as a finance secretary for numerous companies and businesses, included Virginia Power (VEPCO, today called [[Wikipedia:Dominion Energy|Dominion Energy]]) and First North American National Bank (partnered with {{w|Circuit City}}.)<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Date_with_Emily#Eating_spaghetti_and_conversing_(0:36:49%E2%80%930:44:46):~:text=Bob%3A%20And%20uh%2C%20she%20worked%20for%2C%20um%2CCircuit%20City%20for%20a%20while%20before%20she%20retired.</ref>
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In September [[1993]], Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County near Richmond so that Chris would be able to attend middle school at a mainstream school.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them and remained in Ruckersville. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job until retirement and that she still visited Bob and Chris every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

With both Barbara and Bob retired, they spent their twilight years from 2000 onward living in their Ruckersville home with Chris. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the [[14_Branchland_Court|family home]] and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house. According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They began sleeping in different rooms sometime around the mid-2000s "because they're not as close as they should, used to or can be".<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> It can be presumed that as they got older, they grew more distant, but never to the point of wanting a divorce.

Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Relations with Chris==

[[File:Barbara1993cropped.png|thumb|Barb c. 1993.]]
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|Age was not kind to Barb.]]

===Abuse and manipulation===
{{quote|And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, "you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on." I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit.|An example of Barb's manipulation.<ref name=magfest>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>}}

Barb has had a long history of abusing and/or [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] her children. For example, she has often used threats of suicide to guilt Chris into obeying her whims. When Bob and Chris once tried to discuss cleaning the hoard with Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb's Hoarding]]</ref>
She also threatened suicide to her family during the [[Ivy]] Saga, supposedly as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/>

In an episode from 2011, when Chris failed to book himself a hotel room for [[MAGfest]], due to being broke, and planned to sleep in his car,<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 29]]</ref> Barb prevented him from going by pointing out the, "...crime risk and chilly temperatures," threatening to lock him out of their house, claiming that she would pack up and leave, and later told him she wanted to die. After Chris folded and went to his room to cry about it, she gave him a "half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online to make up for not allowing [him] to go."<ref name=magfest></ref> Later that year, after Chris became a [[tomgirl]], Barb tried to stop him from wearing dresses and make-up by telling him she feared he would kill her. She then ordered him to sit down, and she cut his hair.<ref name="jackie26"></ref>

In addition, Barb has used the specter of old age for her own gain, by manipulating Chris into thinking she will have a heart attack. This tactic has been used so often that Chris will panic and call 911 if Barb does not answer the phone when he calls her to check up on her when he is out of the house.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Welfare Check on Barbara]]</ref> When Barb and Chris were both arrested for [[assault and battery]], Chris was extremely worried about her health, saying in an email:

{{quotebox|My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother

Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her.}}

[[Marvin]] summed up Chris's relationship with Barb:

{{quoteboxgreen|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

''...''

I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.

They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.<ref name=qualified>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Barb and Chris]]</ref>}}

After Bob died, Barb's abuse of Chris escalated. According to Marvin, she treated him as a hand servant and forced him to be on-call at all times. Around [[2013]], she forced Chris to move out of his bedroom, specifically so she could bark orders at him more efficiently, by throwing a tantrum and wrecking his possessions.

{{quoteboxgreen|a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to [[sheetz]] and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.<ref name=qualified/>}}

===Financial exploitation===
{{quote|she is also being Very Annoying. “Christine, Let’s put this random good item on eBay. I REALLY Need the Money for not only my bill payments, but also, we need more food here. I am greedy too.”

“OH! You sold something of Yours? I Want $50 From That”, she is constantly pestering and bugging me. Nowadays, Nearly every time she comes downstairs to talk or chill, my Impulsive, Subconscious feeling of her presence is Cringe and “Oh, No! She’s gonna Bug Me Again of the Da** Finances Again!”|Chris<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

===Pampering===
{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his {{w|Oedipus complex}}.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes, dear.|Chris, addressing Barb<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>}}

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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz.
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|The second page.
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|[[Affair with Mother|Horrifyingly qualifies as foreshadowing.]]]]

According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the manifestation of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref>

[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment. A less subtle case of foreshadowing.]]

While both of Chris's parents are largely responsible for his current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom|senior prom]].

This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned permanently, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused is not that he is an absent-minded, slothful buffoon, but that he is a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>

However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she did not raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.

===Chris and the Internet===
As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, Barbara has some concerns over Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she is probably not too far from the truth. She also felt Chris could be vulnerable to entrapment, as she tried to discourage Chris from meeting with [[Blanca]] because she thought it was possible Blanca would have ended up being part of a sting operation that could have resulted in Chris's arrest.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref> As it turned out, Blanca was not real and was only a persona cooked up by Internet [[trolls]] seeking to humiliate Chris. She tried to screen another suspicious troll by interrogating [[Ivy]] for about half an hour, but ultimately let her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> Barbara even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''was not'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years.

===Intimate behavior===
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

From [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[Autism Tutorial Part 2]], Chris advised the parents of autistic children to "give them hugs..., even if they don't want to" and mentioned that Barb never stopped hugging him as a child, even when he didn't want to and then "eventually felt the love". Some children with ASD struggle with physical closeness regardless of the context. This experience may have decreased Chris's sense of personal space & boundaries, thinking that it's normal to hug, kiss, and touch females without their consent, even after they have explicitly told him not to.

{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|One result of Barb's parenting choices, as explained by Chris in August 2016.]]}}

To cap off their relationship, Chris revealed in private conversations with multiple people that Barb has spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref>

From [[Arthur Spatchcock]], on Chris sharing a bed with his mother:

{{quoteboxred|Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home [[DStecks|until he got that grand]] he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190423212237/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-11-e-begging-intensifies.19356/page-5</ref>}}

In August 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] observed Chris and Barb in public during a court hearing:<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.}}

{{quote|I am not a "Bates". OMG.|Chris, in denial<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>}}

[[File:Home.png|thumb|right|{{w|Apocalypse Now|"The horror. The horror."}}]]

Barb's habit of cuddling with Chris had been going on since Bob was alive, and he knew of it, but, due to Barb's manipulation, he was not able to stop her.<ref>http://archive.is/zwWV9</ref> In [[August 2016]], Chris [[Honest content|admitted]] to having [[Chris and sex#Dreams of sex with Barb|incestuous fantasies about Barb]], prompting further analysis of their uncomfortably intimate relationship. Chris sometimes refers to her as [[Darling|"dear" or "darling"]], as he usually does for [[DoopieDoOver|would-be sweethearts]]. In his [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|April 2018 Twitch stream]], when Chris got his mother to reluctantly say "[[Random-access humor|turn me loose, you silly goose]]" after hugging him, he commented that she "used to do that more [[Chris and English|flirtingly]]".

In [[June 2021]], not long before his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous relationship]] with his mom allegedly began, Chris, [[Honest Content|completely unprompted]], claimed in a [[Facebook]] post that he and Barb had never slept in the same bed:<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#CPU stuff and Barb]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Also, during the time my mom and I slept in my bedroom, we slept in Separate Furniture; she slept on the couch, and I slept in the bed. She and I Never ever had slept in the same bed together during those short months between ‘11 and ‘12.

Never in the same bed. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

Throughout 2021, Chris was feeling several instances of sexual frustration, hitting on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|women]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[Fiona|interest]]. It has gotten to the point where Chris would release all of this sexual tension on Barbara in mid-June, where he would continuously have sexual intercourse with her every three days. The context in which this has all happened is hazy at best, as information on the affair primarily came from the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]] where he describes incestuous acts, and a few leaked chats Chris had with people. Throughout his affair with Barbara, Chris would hint at having such an affair online, calling Barbara a "sweetheart over 50". Sometime after the call and texts were leaked, several concerned observers would contact authorities about the affair, leading to his separation from Barbara, and later, his arrest.

===Post-incest===
{{dated}}
{{quote|the Legal prerequisite for my return Home to the [[Sonichu Temple]] is the relocation of Barbara. But Barb is being a Majorly Stubborn Individual in relocating her self.|A selfish Chris wishing for the removal of Barbara from her own home.<ref name=jul21letter>[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She married [[Bob|Robert]] for the fact he Had the House to Live in. [[Meditate]] on that. Also, Barb is literally a Zombie-Like Living Body with little remaining of Barbara (her Soul) within her anymore; that living body is Running on Fumes at this point.|Chris doubling down.<ref name=jul29letter>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>}}

[[File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|thumb|200px|A drawing by Chris featuring himself with his mother, drawn in [[June 2022]] and depicting [[June 2021]].<ref name=honestportrait>[[Jail Art (reverse side)#An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021]]</ref>]]
During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris developed resentment towards Barbara. This appears to come from two factors:

*Chris thinking Barbara should have been "interrogated" for her side of the [[Affair with Mother]].

*Barbara declining to leave [[14 Branchland Court]] (Barbara's house in which he had lived), which Chris believed threw a wrench into his plan to return there.

Much of Chris's resentment appears to follow from his stint at [[Western State Hospital]], suggesting that therapists there had discussed his mother with him.

A major change that came from the summer 2021 incest is that Barbara and Chris no longer live together as of late [[July 2021]]. On the 30th, Chris was served an [[Emergency Protective Order]] [[ban]]ning him from 14 Branchland Court.<ref name=nullsummary></ref> After his nearly two-year stay in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on a charge of incest, Chris went to live at [[Gateway Homes]] for a brief time, then [[Caden Peck]] financed a home in [[Big Island, VA]] in which Chris currently lives.

Chris has been observed returning to 14 Branchland Court. On 4 [[September 2023]], a [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user photographed his [[Son-chu|car]] in the driveway.<ref>[[Fan visits#nemo1316]]</ref> On 7 [[November 2023]], another r/ChrisChanSonichu user claimed to have seen both Barbara and Chris at the house. The user alleged that Chris mentioned having taken Barbara shopping and that he was taking some belongings to his house.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court]]</ref> In [[April 2024]], ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' creator GamerFromMars claimed that Chris had told him that he visits Barbara about once a month.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Interview comments]]</ref>

[[File:X - Kamala Harris 2024 sign1.jpeg|thumb|150px|Barbara seen at center window]]
Chris has also occasionally alluded to returning to the house on social media. On 22 [[April 2024]], he uploaded [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]], which shows him gathering gravel in the driveway. In [[September 2024]], he posted photos of his custom-drawn [[yard]] sign supporting [[Kamala Harris]]'s run for the presidency; in one photo, Barbara can be glimpsed in the window. In [[November 2024]], Chris informed fans that his PO Box had been closed in error, and that they could send mail to 14 Branchland Court instead. Chris noted that either the mail would be forwarded to him, or he would personally retrieve it.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Lynchburg P.O. box closed]]</ref>

On 24 [[February 2025]], Barbara remarked about [[Chris's birthday]] to a fan who had stopped to view 14 Branchland Court. According to the fan, Barbara stepped out to ask why he was there, requested not to be filmed, then asked him when his birthday was before commenting, “I have a son, It’s his birthday today”. The fan snapped two photos of her approaching him.<ref name=feb2025photok>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Barb]]</ref><ref name=feb2025photor>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1iydxgo/clarifying_myself/ ([https://archive.fo/Nl2hd archive])</ref>

==Pets==
{{quote|They both need some serious training, and my mom recently met, and flirted with, a verified "Smith" who is a pro dog trainer. He offered to train the beagles for a discount from his original rate.|Chris in [[2012]]<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Dogs]]</ref>}}
As of [[March 2024]], Barbara's pets are the beagle [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] and some of the [[Chandler Cats]]. Barbara has a history of neglect towards the pets.

Clover, as well as her deceased brother Snoopy, were acquired as puppies by Barbara and Chris. It had been Barbara's idea to get a beagle for a pet, and Chris eventually agreed to it.<ref>[[May 2012 Facebook posts#These poor fucking dogs]]</ref> Snoopy was officially Barbara's, while Clover was ostensibly Chris's. However, Chris has criticized Barbara's decisions on the dogs, an implication she was in control.<ref name=barbblame>[[Anaxis DMs#Introduction/Bismuth Messages]]</ref>

Despite being a hoarder, Barbara neglected to clear sufficient space for the dogs. At one point, Snoopy fell off a "mountain of clothes" as a puppy, leaving his leg permanently damaged.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref> Both dogs were usually kept inside the house, to the point they became obese and relieve themselves on newspapers. Chris has commented it would be ideal if the dogs could use [[Patti]]'s old pen in the side [[yard]] instead.<ref name=barbblame></ref>

In regards to the cats, [[Scamper]] was killed as a result of the [[2014 house fire]], of which Barbara's hoarding was a major factor. Barbara also accidentally locked [[Sorbet]] inside a room overnight, and Chris found him early morning when feeding the other cats.<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sorbet lost, then found]]</ref>

==Quirks==
===Meals===
The night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville in [[2000]], Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forgo cooking for her family and did not make a meal for Chris for at least eleven years afterwards. Chris mentioned in [[2011]] that she was still upset over it:<ref name=jackie24>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref>

{{quote|The spaghetti topic is soo yesterdecade, but apparently she remembers it as well as having a very close relative pass away. Obviously I can empathize with that; I still have my chip on the shoulder from [[Michael Snyder]] banning me from the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game & Hobby Place]]|Chris in a 2011 email<ref name=jackie24></ref>}}

Barb may have resumed making meals at some point. In a [[September 2019]] chat, Chris said he was concerned over his hypertension and "told Barbara to kill the spicy foods for a while."<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref>

In a [[May 2016]] begging video, Chris claimed to need money for food, and gave as an example bananas, which he said Barb liked to eat.<ref>[[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]</ref>

In the mid-2010s, Barb's doctor advised that she drink meal replacement shakes.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Dynamics between Chris and Barb]]</ref> In [[Minor Update, Handouts!]], a set of begging videos from [[May 2017]], Chris asked his audience for money, claiming it was needed to pay for more of Barb's meal shakes, and admitted he had [[neglect]]ed to buy enough for the month. Barb also made an appearance in which she mentioned consuming the meal shakes. Barb again mentioned the meal shakes during a livestream in [[April 2018]], saying that she liked them and referred to them as "chocolate milkshakes."<ref>[[CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys]]</ref>

In the [[August 2018]] video [[Shoe Colouring]], Barb mentioned that she did some cooking for her dinner and lunch, which consisted of chicken, fish, and half a can of yams.

==Health problems==
===Weight===
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

Like Chris, Barbara was [[obesity|obese]] at the time of his discovery by the internet. As late as the 1990s, Barbara was reasonably slim, but she, along with Chris, ballooned out as the 2000s rolled along, to the point of resembling English serial killer {{w|Rose West}}. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[Chris and stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

However, according to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went‎]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref>

This has continued into her old age. When she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass; probably due to her sedentary lifestyle. In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail, and appeared much more passive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be, as she did not present as very responsive. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.

In 2018, Chris decided to cash in on the Snorlax joke, claiming that his mother found it funny. He listed a plush Snorlax for sale on [[eBay]], at $200.

{{quote|Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.}}

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==="Holey buttocks"===
In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks". It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it hardly sounds pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the [[Financhu_Crisis|low finances]] and shit!!!". The consensus was that the so-called "holey buttocks" were, in fact, lesions. It is now believed that Barb has (or had) a colony of parasitic mites, rather than flies, that have burrowed into her prodigious posterior. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive by parasites other than Chris, her child whines about having to take care of her.

===Dental===
In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], supposedly to pay [[List of toys|dental fees]], as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth that needed treatment. In July 2016, Barb herself begged for money.<ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref> Chris and Barb restarted begging for [[Lego|dental]] money in early 2018.

===Hearing loss===
During Chris's 2014 court hearing for [[pepper spray]]ing a [[GameStop]] employee, [[Marvin]] was in attendance and observed Chris imply that Barb had hearing loss.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref>

{{quote|After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris.|Marvin}}

On 20 September 2021, Reddit user e1ectricthunder visited [[14 Branchland Court]] and had a brief conversation with Barb, during which Barb had difficulty understanding what was being said.<ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref>

===Aging===
{{quote|They treat, they treat you very badly in there. She, she would, she, she, she would never want me to put her into a home, and I would not do that.|Chris, August 2014<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

[[File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|thumb|200px|Barb, aged 76, tissue in hand, comforting Chris after [[Jessica Quinn]] broke up with him.]]

In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out", even though the latter two are not Barb's progeny.

On 13 July 2016, Barb unexpectedly starred in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|one of Chris's e-begging videos]]. In the minute-long video, she speaks slowly and almost inaudibly, hardly moving or blinking for the entirety of the video. While some have voiced concerns that this may be an early sign of dementia, it is just as likely that Barb, being a manipulative narcissist, was putting on an act for money. She has since re-appeared in numerous other e-begging videos from Chris, including multiple in [[August 2018]]; her appearance is frail and quite frazzled, and her sentences are often punctuated with tons of "ums" and "uhs", along with extended pauses.

[[File:Barbovertime.gif|left]]
[[File:Our signatures00001.png |thumb|right|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]].]]
In August 2016, [[Anna McLerran]] posted a photo on Facebook of herself and Barb together.<ref>[[:File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.]]</ref> In it, Barb appears to have aged significantly since her last appearance in the "Donations Further Requested, Please" video.

In November 2016, Barb escaped injury when she slipped and fell.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb slips and falls]]</ref>

Chris was increasingly tasked with helping Barb around the house in her elderly age. He stated in April 2017 that he was taking caregiving classes.<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]</ref>
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===Other===
In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with {{w|colitis}}, a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201009073942/https://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied the rumor.<ref name="9 October 2009"/>

On 23 August 2013, Chris claimed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was, or what kind of treatment Barb received.

In [[November 2020]], Chris mentioned that Barbara had an appointment with a cardiologist.<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris's Body Shakes]]</ref>

==Mental problems==
Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be selfish and extremely narcissistic, on account of her baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances where the fault clearly lies with her. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112020245/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating but complex topic, too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112024302/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26"></ref>
===Hoarding===
Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also infamous to Christorians for her hoarding. During Chris's youth, she would create piles of clothes as tall as her son.<ref name=younger></ref> Chris has labeled her a "pack rat",<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the consequent state of [[14 Branchland Court|their house]], although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms completely inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.

Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[2014 house fire|10 January 2014]], when Chris accidentally started a house fire in the morning while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the firefighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.

While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage was subjected to either fire, smoke or water damage, rendering it completely useless. This was confirmed in April 2017, when Chris mentioned the laundry room contained a "mountain pile" of 20-40 bags of dirty, damaged clothing that had not been washed since the fire occurred.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>
===Memory?===
Barb has also been long speculated to suffer from a form of dementia due to later video appearances (mostly begging videos) showing her as struggling with forming sentences without a degree of prompting by Chris. Some initially speculated that Chris and Barb were taking advantage of her feeble, elderly state for the purpose of emotionally manipulating their audience into giving them more donations out of pity, as there were other videos where Barb appeared to be more cognizant and seemed to be able to handle her own finances to some degree. Some people close to Chris, such as [[The Captain]], have proclaimed her to not have dementia.

{{quote|She's fully there mentally.. She can drive, hold a conversation, etc. But yeah I can't explain that [[Creepy stare|damn stare]] lol|The Captain<ref>[[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(The_Captain)#Dementia Theory]]</ref>}}

However, this statement was made in [[2018]], and it's possible in the years following that she has developed a form of cognitive disability. In light of the [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] situation, in which Chris noted that she seemed "partially confused" on at least one of the occasions that he jumped her bones, how much of her situation was an act (presuming if any of it was) and how much is real has been called into question.

In the [[July 2021]] [[Incest Texts]], Chris claimed that Barb has memory problems (and that his incestuous acts were helping to heal her).

{{quote|She has had memory problems at time beforehand, yes, but she is being better stimulated in her mind and soul, and it Really Shows! Her mental processing speed is even going back up.|Chris}}

Barb was evaluated at a hospital after being separated from her son and was able to return to her home after he was incarcerated, though it should still be noted that the bar for being deemed qualified enough to take care of oneself is low. In [[June 2022]], a letter from Chris claimed that Barb is suffering from a "falling mentality", although it's not clear what that entails.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref>

==Legal problems==
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]] and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put on a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.

==Financial problems==
[[File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg |Barb advertising blankets for sale in summer 2018.|thumb|250px]]

Barb lives off social security ({{w|Retirement Insurance Benefits}}) and a small pension from her old job; about $14,000 a year.<ref name=charbincome>[[CWCki Forums posts (Cousin Al)#Chris and Barbara's Income]]</ref>

In 2016, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying [[debt]]s. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]], [[2016]], when sharp-eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. Since grave neglect of her debt was likely the cause of her being taken to court, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay $4,706.93.<ref>[[:File:Barb discover bank result.png]]</ref>

Five months later, Barb was sued again, this time by Capital One, for the same reason. The hearing in September resulted in a Default Judgement against Barb, meaning that she did not bother attending. She owes Capital One $15,906.99.<ref>[[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png]]</ref>

Her out-of-control debt was the catalyst for the [[Financhu Crisis]] of 2016.

From June through July of that year, Barb appeared in three videos:

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]

In the videos, she and Chris beg for donations, claiming to need money for her asthma medication and dental work (although they receive a combined amount of $2,500 per month from the government<ref name=charbincome></ref> and their costly hoards are clearly visible behind them). See the Appearances section for more appearances by Barb.

She has failed to take accountability for ruining the family's finances, trying to pin the blame on Chris,<ref>[[Patreon announcement]]</ref> even though her known debt of over $20,000 is much larger than Chris's.

She and Chris had an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars" when he passed away, but Barb decided to frivolously spend it on [[Rob Bell]] in an attempt to gain exoneration for her [[assault and battery]] charge.

In the summer of 2018, she joined forces with Chris in selling stuff on [[eBay]], including items from her hoard and her autographs, which some fans bought.

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]

In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.

In the 2015 revisions to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris wrote out Blanca's character and replaced her with his mother.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130831123750/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go to that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Barb is photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Bob and the various Chus.

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|In ''Sonichu'' #12.]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Barb is in a set of pages that is a cross between Chris writing an autobiographical account of himself coming out as a tomgirl to his parents and a tribute to his late father.

Due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful than Bob, even though she was nearly 70 at the time. She is also drawn as being freakishly tall compared to Chris and Bob, despite being shorter than both in real life, though this may just be Chris's inability to keep his characters properly proportioned at work. Barb expresses surprise at her son's announcement of being trans. Chris states that she was "hesitant for a long while", but "got used to my subtle and more changes".

This is a drastic understatement, as the real-life Barb tried to stop his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle in ways including suicide threats, guilt trips (by claiming that she was worried Chris would kill her), paying him to stop cross-dressing, and even ordering him to submit to a haircut. If her attitude towards him cooled, it was only out of resignation rather than acceptance. Evidence of this is when she became angry with him again after finding out that he had successfully changed his name in 2016.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (MasterDisaster)#Name Change Drama]]</ref>

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Barb, pictured at left, as ''Sugar Darling'', in a [[My Little Pony|MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].

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===As toys===
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File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form.
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]].
File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|Promo drawing for the Amiibo.
File:BarbaraCard.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Note that Chris calls her a "redneck tomboy" and her power is to steal a shipping partner.
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===Audio===
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming [[Chris's room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now".
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.

===Videos===
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Barbara has appeared in several videos: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.

She has most frequently appeared during the [[Financhu Crisis]].

[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|Two more]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] were released in June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]

In a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video]] released on 13 July 2016, Barbara joins her son in shamelessly e-begging. Her voice tired and hoarse, mouth agape, she stares directly into the camera like a deer caught in the headlights.

She resumed begging in a [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|video]] from April 2017, in which she wears a [[$400 gold necklace]] while asking Chris's audience to give him $1,000 in exchange for his old [[Stamps|stamp album]].

She next appeared in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in while Chris was recording.

After more uploads from Chris, Barb starred in another begging video uploaded on 24 May 2017, titled [[We Said Donations No Less than $1 00, US, Please]]. Chris removed the video the next day after people threatened to report him for elder abuse.

After the last failed attempt of getting donations, Barb and Chris engaged in yet another begging video on 16 June 2017, titled [[We need immediate funds, please]]. Ironically, she wore both the [[$400 gold necklace]] and a pearl necklace.

Almost a month had passed, without any appearances from Barb. With Chris getting decent amounts of funds from his [[Patreon]] account, there no longer seemed to be a desire to beg. On 14 July 2017, she makes a small voice-only cameo in a [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]], screaming at him for not closing the front door. She also comments in [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs]], asking Chris if he's ready to go back inside after the eclipse ends.

Barb's first appearance on video in 2018 was in [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)]]. She appeared a couple of weeks later in [[Our signatures]] to demonstrate that her signature, a key selling point in the comic sales, was real. On 9 April, Barb appeared for the seventh time during the Financhu Crisis to beg in [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]

On 16 April, a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|bizarre video of a few seconds of Barb standing in a doorway]] was posted to the [[CWCki Club]]. On the 17th, she appeared as a guest on Chris's [[Twitch]] stream.

On 8 May, Barb appeared in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Two days later, Barb appeared in [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests|paid videos giving shout-outs to school shooters Nicholas Cruz and Adam Lanza]].

She watched Chris spray-paint his shoes (and his bedroom carpet) in [[Shoe Colouring]], sitting in the same room with poor ventilation.

In the summer of 2018, she appears in multiple videos to promote her partnership with Chris's eBay business: [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.]], [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]] and [[Barbara’s Blankets]]. She then begged for her car payment money in [[Mother needs a car payment]].

[[Barb confirms she isn't dead]] was her next appearance, a rare non-begging video.

Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) got Barb to appear on camera in [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]] (12 June 2020).

Barb gave a video shout-out to [[Cole]] in the [[September 2020]] video [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]].

==Gallery==

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BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|As we were young - School yearbook section, with photo of toddler Barb.
BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool2.jpg|As we were young - Another photo of child Barb.
BarbaraLibraryClub56.jpg|1956 Library Club - Barbara standing third row, second to the left.
BarbJVBasketball.jpg|1956 Junior Varsity Basketball Team - Barbara sitting first row left.
1957BarbaraFHA.png|1957 Future Homemakers of America - Barbara sitting on grass first row very right, as seen with a red star.
BarbSafetyPatrol.jpg|1957 Randolph Henry safety bus patrol - Barbara kneeling, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraLibraryClub1957.jpg|1957 Library Club - Barbara the treasurer for Library Club.
BarbaraLibraryClub58.jpg|1958 Library Club - Barbara standing 7th to the right.
BarbaraSpanishClub1958.jpg|1958 Spanish Club - Barbara standing behind a few rows, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|1958 Cheerleaders - Barbara as a cheerleader.
BarbaraFHA1.jpg|1960 Future Homemakers of America 1 - Barbara the FHA treasurer sitting on the couch second to the left.
BarbaraFHA2.jpg|1960 Future Homemakers of America 2 - Barbara the FHA treasurer standing the first row in the middle.
BarbaraMonogramClub.jpg|1960 Monogram Club - Barbara standing first row, third to the left.
BarbaraSpanishClub.jpg|1960 Spanish Club - Barbara standing high up, as seen with a red star.
BarbaraBusPatrol.jpg|1960 Randolph Henry safety bus patrol - Barbara the reporter for RH safety bus patrol, wearing glasses standing first row left.
BarbaraSeniorDirectory.jpg|Barbara's senior year directory.
Image:Barbarafamilycensus1950.png|Barb and her family, 1950 census.
Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.
File:Babs1958.png|Barb's sophomore photo from high school.
File:Barab?.JPG|Seen in the background of a 2020 photograph; this is Barb's wedding portrait at age 19 in 1961.
File:JerryBarb%26ColeDisasterHeadquarters.jpg|King Karnak, Barbie & Cole at the backstage of "Disaster Headquarters".
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when ''[[The Simpsons]]'' went downhill.
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pal]]s, at the prom.
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].
Image:Barb 2016.JPG|During 2016.
File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.
File:Chandlers.Png|Barb and Chris. Barb is interrupting Chris during a live [[YouTube]] stream.
File:Certificate of Authenticity with Barb's signature.jpg|Barb's signature on a Certificate of Authenticity, included with [[2018 Sales Listings|the purchase of one of Cole's comics]].
Barb autograph photo listing.jpg|Barb with an autographed photo of herself.
File:Chris's 37th birthday 2.jpg|Barb during Chris's 37th birthday.
File:BarbPhoto20Aug.jpg|[[August 2019]].
File:Barb 11-19-2019.jpg|Barb in [[November 2019]].
File:Barbjune2020.jpg|Barb during [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|a livestream]] in [[June 2020]]
File:Barb-Instagram-4.jpg|"And Barbara Anne Weston Chandler [[Chris and reality|still looks good for her wise age]]. [[May 2021|#happymothersday2021]]"
File:July11BarbPhoto1.jpg|Barb in [[July 2021]], showing off her new haircut [[July_2021_social_media_posts#Barbie_Chan|done by none other than Chris]]. [[Affair with Mother|Look at the fear in her eyes.]]
Barb in June 2022 drawing.png|Drawing of Barb by Chris in [[June 2022]]
barb2023.png|Barb, age 81, in [[August 2023]]. Notice how significantly she has aged.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1618sah/myself_and_uatahsia_drove_to_virginia_and_we_had/</ref>
BarbaraChandlerSeptember2024.png|Barb, age 82, in [[September 2024]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2024_social_media_posts##KamalaHarris4President2024</ref>
File:Barbara Chandler at 14 Branchland Court 24 February 2025.jpeg|Barb, age 83, in [[February 2025]]<ref name=feb2025photok></ref>
File:WildBarb.jpeg|Barb, age 83, in [[February 2025]]<ref name=feb2025photor></ref>
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==See Also==
*[[Affair with Mother]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]

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Sarah Nicole Hammer

2025-01-31T01:29:55Z

UmJammer Lammy: /* With William Spicer */

{{quote|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]].}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer
|gender = Female
|image = 0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|size=150px
|day = 13
|month = 10
|year = 1982
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|highschool|cn}}
|race = White
|nationality = American
}}

'''Sarah Nicole Hammer''' (born 13 October [[1982]]<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 1</ref>) was the {{w|girl next door}}<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> for [[Chris]] from age two until around age ten, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he returned to [[Ruckersville]] after finishing [[Manchester High School]] and entered [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Although by [[2005]] Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend, he seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her since childhood.

As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the spotlight]], and unlike [[Megan Schroeder]], there aren't any [[Mimms|trolls]] who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics (other than the ''Life Shares'' booklet Chris gave her as a gift way back in 2003), or has any opinion on them. Needless to say, this is probably one of the best outcomes a person connected to Chris can receive.

==Sarah Hammer in real life==
===Childhood===
{{quote|She brought me a lot out of my [[autism|autistic]] social shell for the time back then.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}

[[Image:SarahHammerPortrait.jpg|thumb|right|Anything in real life, Chris ruins it by drawing it.]]

Chris continues to cherish many important memories with Sarah, such as riding swing sets, playing hide and seek, and rollerskating.

It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.

Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is sometimes alleged to be poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its "dangers". And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend.

Sarah and Chris were the same age and attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7.</ref> and would not see Sarah again until after he returned to Ruckersville on June [[2000]].<ref name="LifeShares10">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref> In [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]], made on 4 June 1998, Chris named one of the characters after Sarah, suggesting that he was still thinking about her at the time.

Chris has suggested that he did not originally view Sarah as a potential [[sweetheart]]; this decision apparently came later, most likely due to autism and a sheltered upbringing.

===Adulthood===

Chris returned to Ruckersville on 20 June 2000.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 1]]</ref> Between that year and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> How much they two had kept in touch as adults is not fully clear. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], which was completed on on 21 July 2003,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Credits|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 16</ref> Chris notes that since moving to Ruckersville he "was not able to interact with Sarah as much as he used to".<ref name="LifeShares10" /> With that being said, some contact was apparently kept between Sarah and Chris, as she did visit the Chandlers on Christmas 2003. The following Christmas Chris had hoped that Sarah will come again and had even made a present for her,<ref>[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 2]]</ref> but to his disappointment Sarah spent Christmas elsewhere on that year.<ref>[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]]</ref>

====With Wes Iseli====
By Chris's admission, he hadn't had much contact with Sarah after he moved to Richmond, although at some point he apparently concluded that they were destined to be lovers. Unfortunately for him, at a certain point Sarah started dating local magician/heart-throb [[Wes Iseli]], eventually moving in with him at some point prior to July [[2000]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]. page 12.</ref> Learning about this development was clearly traumatic for Chris. On one occasion Chris saw Sarah sitting in Wes's lap, which made Chris visibly jealous; this incident was important enough (to Chris, anyway) to document in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. A similar freak out occurred when Chris saw Megan sitting on the lap of one of her male friends around the time he was discovered by [[4chan|/v/]], and he still gets insanely jealous whenever he sees a girl sitting on the lap of any other man, likely because it reminds him of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris is scared of some fanart]]</ref>

Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].

The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.

To this day, no records exist of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.

====With William Spicer====
Eventually, Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married and has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

===Epilogue===

In a chat from 16 [[April 2009]], Chris mentioned that the last time he had seen Sarah was shortly after her wedding. He had heard little of her afterwards except for a few updates from her father and [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> On 18 [[April 2010]] Chris again stated that he had lost touch with Sarah after her marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Nicole Hammer (Spicer)]]</ref> On 14 [[March 2010]], shortly after the CWCki instituted [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower policy]], Chris wrote a blog post asking that the CWCki erase from its pages all the references to various people he cares about, Sarah among them.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> In a chat from 1 [[February 2021]], Chris described a [[daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside [[Merlin]] and guided by Chris.<ref>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>

==Sarah in the comic==
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:299-SarahHammer.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sarah Hammer / Nicole Rammer
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1982|13 October 1982]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Species'''
| Human
|-
|'''Evolves into'''
| Saramah Rosechu
|}

Christian first hints at Sarah's involvement in the Sonichu comics in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], where he alludes to three mysterious electric hedgehogs: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and Saramah Rosechu. This is the closest Chris can come to a slow-building long-term mystery, so of course he [[comeuppance|blew his wad]] right away, revealing the identities of at least two of these characters a few pages later in the [[Classic Sonichu Strips]].

===Sarah Hammer/Nicole Rammer===
[[Image:Sarah hammer reimagined.png|thumb|left|Artist's impression of Sarah Hammer and the Lightning Bracelets.]]

After Chris activated the anchuent powers foretold by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Sarah had a vision of the ancient queen of the [[Cherokian Clan]], who explained her role in the prophecy and gave her the Lightning Bracelets. Using the bracelets Sarah could transform into Saramah Rosechu, whose role in the prophecy would be to maintain the balance between Chris-Chan and Wes-Li.

When Sarah discovered these two hedgehogs, they were already locked in battle. Although at first she didn't know who Chris-Chan and Wes-Li were, Saramah quickly learned that the hedgehogs were also her old friend Christian and her recent boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]]. Forced to choose between these two men, Saramah [[Chris and his Ego|remembered who was writing the comic]], so she impaled Wes-Li against a tree and broke up with him, citing his cruelty toward Christian. Saramah actually spent more time dressing down Wes than she did battling [[Count Graduon]], the evil she and the others were prognosticated to defeat.

With Wes quickly departing, Chris and Sarah returned to their human forms and caught up on old times. Chris believed he now had an easy path to becoming Sarah's [[sweetheart]], but unfortunately for him she was already interested in another man, [[William Spicer]].

Though Sarah technically did not appear again until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']], she did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']]. The one which she appeared in was reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] and established as having taken place a few weeks before the events of Sub-Episode 7.

Later, in ''Sonichu #5'', Chris would invisibly attend Sarah's wedding to William Spicer, being on-hand for Wes-Li's attempt to kidnap her. Using his Chris-Chan Sonichu powers and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris rescued Sarah, who then rewarded him by tossing him the bouquet and wished him luck in his pursuit of [[Megan]]. In spite of this issue being based around Sarah's wedding and being intended as a sendoff to her character, she did remarkably little in this story, just [[Women's rights|filling the role of the kidnapped princess]].

Sarah was not seen in the comic for a long time afterwards, but she did appear again in [[Sonichu Special 2]], also known as the Wedding Comic. In this comic, she attends Chris's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], dressing [[Tomgirl|in drag]] and acting as the best man, since Chris doesn't actually have any friends other than her who could fill that role other than [[Sonichu|fictional characters]] or possibly [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. One can't shake the feeling that he'd probably ask Sarah to do this in a real life wedding too.

Thanks to the efforts of [[Nintendo]] lawyer [[Jay Z]] during the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Sarah later became one of many characters who had their names [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] in the story, due to being based on real life people. As such, in the [[Sonichu Videobooks]], Sarah Hammer instead became Nicole [[Dildo|Rammer]].

===Saramah Rosechu===
{{quote|Sarhamah's [sic] origin is unknown but her radiance shines brighter than the sun. When she shoots her arrows, they fly like lightning bolts. She is also known as a peaceful protector. And she is lovely, [[Angelica|angelic]], and simply irresistible.|[[:Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah Rosechu Animal Crossing card]].}}

[[Image:076-IlluminatingSarahama.jpg|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]

Most, if not all of Sarah's appearances in Chris's comics are in the form of Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], using the powers bestowed upon her by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to transform into a furry. She has no actual personality beyond asserting her deep, abiding friendship with Christian, which again suggests that he knows nothing about this person except what he likes to think she feels about him. Sarah is able to activate this form through use of the Lightning Bracelets, which act as her own equivalent to Chris's [[Sonichu Medallion]] or Wes Iseli's Fireshock Pendant.

Prior to the retcon, Saramah Rosechu was a much more sensible name for Sarah's Sonichu form, even if still slightly weird. Since the change however, new readers of the comic who are not aware of the background of the character are just left baffled by the strange notion that a woman named "Nicole" transforms into a hedgehog and is then named "Sarah" for some reason. If Chris had not left this glaring oversight out, she would have been called "Nicomar Rosechu".

Due to her lack of a large role in the comics, Saramah Rosechu doesn't have many powers compared to the other two chosen ones of the prophecy. While Chris and Wes both use weird [[Pokémon]] related attacks or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards to fight, aside from the retarded Team Blast attack ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'', Sarah is only ever seen using her bow and arrow to fight with. Both the bow and arrow are lightning bolt-shaped. They may or may not be literally made of electricity. [[Chris and art|It's hard to tell with Chris's art]].

===Queen of the Cherokian Clan===
[[Image:Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan.PNG|thumb|left|100px|The only picture of her to this date.]]

Wife of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], and the [[Cherokian Clan]]'s queen.

Little is established about the queen except that she was the object of a rivalry between her husband and his [[Wasabi Rival]]. She would be reincarnated as [[Sarah Hammer]], about whom we know little except that she was the object of a "rivalry" between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Wes Iseli]]. This is a good example of how Chris's female characters exist only to motivate his male ones and/or be fap material. The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] caused Sarah to learn of her past life and thereby gain the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]], which she was tutored in using by a vision of the Queen.

The queen hasn't shown up since that single appearance, and considering that Sarah/Saramah has been absent from the comic since getting married in ''Sonichu #5'' save for her brief cameo at Chris's wedding,<ref>[[Wedding Comic]], [[:Image:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg|p. 6]]</ref> it's highly unlikely she'll ever show up again.

Oddly enough, of the three ancestors, she is the only one who actually looks something like a Native American; although she's still blonde and blue-eyed, she's wearing a dress that could be made of deerskin, which is the stereotypical way of dressing Native ladies in works of fiction. At least Chris got that part right.

{{-}}

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|A CD for Sarah
Image:Songs Between Friends A CD for Christian + Sarah image 6.png|[[So Need a Cute Girl|Between friends?]]
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Sarah Hammer card back.
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg|"Sarhamah" Animal Crossing Card.
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah card back.
Image:303-Sarhamah.jpg|Picture of furfag Sarah.
Image:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|Lightning Bracelets ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu #2'']]
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes Iseli]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[Anchuent Prophecy]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

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Sarah Nicole Hammer

2025-01-31T01:28:44Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]].}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer
|gender = Female
|image = 0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|size=150px
|day = 13
|month = 10
|year = 1982
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|highschool|cn}}
|race = White
|nationality = American
}}

'''Sarah Nicole Hammer''' (born 13 October [[1982]]<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 1</ref>) was the {{w|girl next door}}<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> for [[Chris]] from age two until around age ten, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he returned to [[Ruckersville]] after finishing [[Manchester High School]] and entered [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Although by [[2005]] Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend, he seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her since childhood.

As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the spotlight]], and unlike [[Megan Schroeder]], there aren't any [[Mimms|trolls]] who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics (other than the ''Life Shares'' booklet Chris gave her as a gift way back in 2003), or has any opinion on them. Needless to say, this is probably one of the best outcomes a person connected to Chris can receive.

==Sarah Hammer in real life==
===Childhood===
{{quote|She brought me a lot out of my [[autism|autistic]] social shell for the time back then.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}

[[Image:SarahHammerPortrait.jpg|thumb|right|Anything in real life, Chris ruins it by drawing it.]]

Chris continues to cherish many important memories with Sarah, such as riding swing sets, playing hide and seek, and rollerskating.

It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.

Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is sometimes alleged to be poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its "dangers". And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend.

Sarah and Chris were the same age and attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7.</ref> and would not see Sarah again until after he returned to Ruckersville on June [[2000]].<ref name="LifeShares10">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref> In [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]], made on 4 June 1998, Chris named one of the characters after Sarah, suggesting that he was still thinking about her at the time.

Chris has suggested that he did not originally view Sarah as a potential [[sweetheart]]; this decision apparently came later, most likely due to autism and a sheltered upbringing.

===Adulthood===

Chris returned to Ruckersville on 20 June 2000.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 1]]</ref> Between that year and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> How much they two had kept in touch as adults is not fully clear. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], which was completed on on 21 July 2003,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Credits|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 16</ref> Chris notes that since moving to Ruckersville he "was not able to interact with Sarah as much as he used to".<ref name="LifeShares10" /> With that being said, some contact was apparently kept between Sarah and Chris, as she did visit the Chandlers on Christmas 2003. The following Christmas Chris had hoped that Sarah will come again and had even made a present for her,<ref>[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 2]]</ref> but to his disappointment Sarah spent Christmas elsewhere on that year.<ref>[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]]</ref>

====With Wes Iseli====
By Chris's admission, he hadn't had much contact with Sarah after he moved to Richmond, although at some point he apparently concluded that they were destined to be lovers. Unfortunately for him, at a certain point Sarah started dating local magician/heart-throb [[Wes Iseli]], eventually moving in with him at some point prior to July [[2000]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]. page 12.</ref> Learning about this development was clearly traumatic for Chris. On one occasion Chris saw Sarah sitting in Wes's lap, which made Chris visibly jealous; this incident was important enough (to Chris, anyway) to document in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. A similar freak out occurred when Chris saw Megan sitting on the lap of one of her male friends around the time he was discovered by [[4chan|/v/]], and he still gets insanely jealous whenever he sees a girl sitting on the lap of any other man, likely because it reminds him of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris is scared of some fanart]]</ref>

Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].

The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.

To this day, no records exist of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.

====With William Spicer====
Eventually Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

===Epilogue===

In a chat from 16 [[April 2009]], Chris mentioned that the last time he had seen Sarah was shortly after her wedding. He had heard little of her afterwards except for a few updates from her father and [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> On 18 [[April 2010]] Chris again stated that he had lost touch with Sarah after her marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Nicole Hammer (Spicer)]]</ref> On 14 [[March 2010]], shortly after the CWCki instituted [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower policy]], Chris wrote a blog post asking that the CWCki erase from its pages all the references to various people he cares about, Sarah among them.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> In a chat from 1 [[February 2021]], Chris described a [[daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside [[Merlin]] and guided by Chris.<ref>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>

==Sarah in the comic==
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:299-SarahHammer.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sarah Hammer / Nicole Rammer
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1982|13 October 1982]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Species'''
| Human
|-
|'''Evolves into'''
| Saramah Rosechu
|}

Christian first hints at Sarah's involvement in the Sonichu comics in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], where he alludes to three mysterious electric hedgehogs: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and Saramah Rosechu. This is the closest Chris can come to a slow-building long-term mystery, so of course he [[comeuppance|blew his wad]] right away, revealing the identities of at least two of these characters a few pages later in the [[Classic Sonichu Strips]].

===Sarah Hammer/Nicole Rammer===
[[Image:Sarah hammer reimagined.png|thumb|left|Artist's impression of Sarah Hammer and the Lightning Bracelets.]]

After Chris activated the anchuent powers foretold by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Sarah had a vision of the ancient queen of the [[Cherokian Clan]], who explained her role in the prophecy and gave her the Lightning Bracelets. Using the bracelets Sarah could transform into Saramah Rosechu, whose role in the prophecy would be to maintain the balance between Chris-Chan and Wes-Li.

When Sarah discovered these two hedgehogs, they were already locked in battle. Although at first she didn't know who Chris-Chan and Wes-Li were, Saramah quickly learned that the hedgehogs were also her old friend Christian and her recent boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]]. Forced to choose between these two men, Saramah [[Chris and his Ego|remembered who was writing the comic]], so she impaled Wes-Li against a tree and broke up with him, citing his cruelty toward Christian. Saramah actually spent more time dressing down Wes than she did battling [[Count Graduon]], the evil she and the others were prognosticated to defeat.

With Wes quickly departing, Chris and Sarah returned to their human forms and caught up on old times. Chris believed he now had an easy path to becoming Sarah's [[sweetheart]], but unfortunately for him she was already interested in another man, [[William Spicer]].

Though Sarah technically did not appear again until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']], she did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']]. The one which she appeared in was reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] and established as having taken place a few weeks before the events of Sub-Episode 7.

Later, in ''Sonichu #5'', Chris would invisibly attend Sarah's wedding to William Spicer, being on-hand for Wes-Li's attempt to kidnap her. Using his Chris-Chan Sonichu powers and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris rescued Sarah, who then rewarded him by tossing him the bouquet and wished him luck in his pursuit of [[Megan]]. In spite of this issue being based around Sarah's wedding and being intended as a sendoff to her character, she did remarkably little in this story, just [[Women's rights|filling the role of the kidnapped princess]].

Sarah was not seen in the comic for a long time afterwards, but she did appear again in [[Sonichu Special 2]], also known as the Wedding Comic. In this comic, she attends Chris's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], dressing [[Tomgirl|in drag]] and acting as the best man, since Chris doesn't actually have any friends other than her who could fill that role other than [[Sonichu|fictional characters]] or possibly [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. One can't shake the feeling that he'd probably ask Sarah to do this in a real life wedding too.

Thanks to the efforts of [[Nintendo]] lawyer [[Jay Z]] during the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Sarah later became one of many characters who had their names [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] in the story, due to being based on real life people. As such, in the [[Sonichu Videobooks]], Sarah Hammer instead became Nicole [[Dildo|Rammer]].

===Saramah Rosechu===
{{quote|Sarhamah's [sic] origin is unknown but her radiance shines brighter than the sun. When she shoots her arrows, they fly like lightning bolts. She is also known as a peaceful protector. And she is lovely, [[Angelica|angelic]], and simply irresistible.|[[:Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah Rosechu Animal Crossing card]].}}

[[Image:076-IlluminatingSarahama.jpg|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]

Most, if not all of Sarah's appearances in Chris's comics are in the form of Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], using the powers bestowed upon her by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to transform into a furry. She has no actual personality beyond asserting her deep, abiding friendship with Christian, which again suggests that he knows nothing about this person except what he likes to think she feels about him. Sarah is able to activate this form through use of the Lightning Bracelets, which act as her own equivalent to Chris's [[Sonichu Medallion]] or Wes Iseli's Fireshock Pendant.

Prior to the retcon, Saramah Rosechu was a much more sensible name for Sarah's Sonichu form, even if still slightly weird. Since the change however, new readers of the comic who are not aware of the background of the character are just left baffled by the strange notion that a woman named "Nicole" transforms into a hedgehog and is then named "Sarah" for some reason. If Chris had not left this glaring oversight out, she would have been called "Nicomar Rosechu".

Due to her lack of a large role in the comics, Saramah Rosechu doesn't have many powers compared to the other two chosen ones of the prophecy. While Chris and Wes both use weird [[Pokémon]] related attacks or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards to fight, aside from the retarded Team Blast attack ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'', Sarah is only ever seen using her bow and arrow to fight with. Both the bow and arrow are lightning bolt-shaped. They may or may not be literally made of electricity. [[Chris and art|It's hard to tell with Chris's art]].

===Queen of the Cherokian Clan===
[[Image:Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan.PNG|thumb|left|100px|The only picture of her to this date.]]

Wife of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], and the [[Cherokian Clan]]'s queen.

Little is established about the queen except that she was the object of a rivalry between her husband and his [[Wasabi Rival]]. She would be reincarnated as [[Sarah Hammer]], about whom we know little except that she was the object of a "rivalry" between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Wes Iseli]]. This is a good example of how Chris's female characters exist only to motivate his male ones and/or be fap material. The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] caused Sarah to learn of her past life and thereby gain the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]], which she was tutored in using by a vision of the Queen.

The queen hasn't shown up since that single appearance, and considering that Sarah/Saramah has been absent from the comic since getting married in ''Sonichu #5'' save for her brief cameo at Chris's wedding,<ref>[[Wedding Comic]], [[:Image:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg|p. 6]]</ref> it's highly unlikely she'll ever show up again.

Oddly enough, of the three ancestors, she is the only one who actually looks something like a Native American; although she's still blonde and blue-eyed, she's wearing a dress that could be made of deerskin, which is the stereotypical way of dressing Native ladies in works of fiction. At least Chris got that part right.

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==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|A CD for Sarah
Image:Songs Between Friends A CD for Christian + Sarah image 6.png|[[So Need a Cute Girl|Between friends?]]
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Sarah Hammer card back.
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg|"Sarhamah" Animal Crossing Card.
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah card back.
Image:303-Sarhamah.jpg|Picture of furfag Sarah.
Image:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|Lightning Bracelets ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu #2'']]
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes Iseli]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[Anchuent Prophecy]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

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Hanna

2025-01-31T01:26:10Z

UmJammer Lammy:

[[Image:Hanna.jpg|left|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero.]]
[[File:StarbucksCville2015.jpg|thumb|300px|The Starbucks in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], as it appeared in April 2015.]]
'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as ''Fandanna'') is an IRL [[trolls|troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she worked at the [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]] Coffee in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] during 2005 and likes [[Homos|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref group = "note">His name is [[wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]], and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by [[wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]]. But Chris will be Chris.</ref> Hanna, realising that this joke was going on for too long, eventually told him that [[Trolls|the date was a joke]] and that she wasn't interested in being with a [[Obese|fat]], [[Hair|balding]], 23-year old [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As a result, Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin with rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] (briefly) from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart". She has not been seen again, either in the comic or in real life.

Chris has last referenced her in a [[TSSSF]] card of his, addressing the failed date with her.<ref>[[:File:A successful date.jpg]]</ref>

==Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting==

{{quote|One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]].

Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC ''[sic]'', and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," [[Creepy stare|I maintained Eye-Contact]], I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of [[gal pal|Gal-Pals]], that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.|Chris, from his [[MySpace]] page<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>}}

==The Comic Explanation==
Since the comic's first issue (Issue 0) specifically states that all people in the comic are fictional and any relation to real life is coincidental, it is of course natural of Chris to go against this and completely name drop and add in a real life person. Chris details the events to the last detail- 1 year and eight months since the love quest began, and he has been recovering from a previous broken heart, currently at 20%, and eating 8 chicken nuggets. Fandanna/Hanna approaches in a shine of light, saying she had heard he was looking for a girlfriend. The two introduce themselves and she asks him to have coffee at the shop later. Chris freaks out internally, declaring his love quest over, his heart quickly making a 100% recovery. While he waits for her to arrive, Rosechu appears out of nowhere to say she had heard about the 'date', and Chris is happy all his hedgehogs are cheering him on. Then, he asks her to spread the word around CWCville (as it's a girl's duty to gossip). She first calls Bubbles, who has not been introduced and technically Rosechu should not know (until this episode became Issue 4, she did not know the Chaotic Combo- they appeared in Issue 3, and only Sonichu was seen meeting them at first). Chris and her talk, Fandanna/Hanna has an interest in playing guitar and reading Chuck Paladuck (as you know, he's the Director of Fight Club *rated R*). The talk immediately becomes about Chris as she asks him about the medallion, and he pulls out the Sonichu scrapbook. After the date, Chris gives her a "double-take flirt (whatever that is), then decides to call his entire family about meeting a girl and takes out his dating sim game to find out some dating tips. Rosechu is then seen talking to Wild (again, she should not know him when this was in Issue 2), and states if he were human, he'd fall for Fandanna/Hanna too. She stops briefly since her women powers cause her to hear gossip. Fandanna/Hanna's co-workers's ask if Chris is dreamy and if they hear wedding bells. Fandanna/Hanna explains that the date was a joke and it was the boss's idea to set her up (Since women would NEVER get the idea themselves to be mean to Chris, assuming the boss is a JERK). Rosechu is clearly holding the place of Chris's "gal-pals", as she tells Wild she will call him back and pities Chris, knowing it is the right thing to do to tell him.

Meanwhile, Chris is loitering and sitting on the floor, finding some "good" pick up lines to lay on Fandanna/Hanna ("So, do angels have names?"). Rosechu tells him what she overheard and, because she's not Sonichu or any of his male characters, Chris does not believe her and decides to go ask himself, asking Rosechu to keep his spot warm (???). He meets up with Fandanna/Hanna and point-blank asks if the date was a joke, to which she says she's sorry, but yes. Chris pleads, asking if any of their special moment meant anything, to which she responds with a simple "no". Chris's heart shatters to 15% and he belts out NOOOOOOOOOOOO! The ending is Chris sending her an email trying to get her to pity him, complimenting her and saying he has had his heart shattered and she made it all better. He believes telling her he was on the [[honor roll|Honor Roll]] will help, and she knows where to find him if she changes her mind. He then asks if she's boyfriend free, and if she smokes (smoking is a turn off for him). Whether or not he actually emailed her is unknown. Perhaps this was a plea for her if she were to come across the comic.
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==Sources==
*[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]
*[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie e-mails part 2]]
*[[CWC's Diary#March_2005|CWC's Diary]]

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Pmurt

2024-11-11T01:58:38Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|[[COVID-19|No, I don't take responsibility at all.]]|Donald Trump, 2020}}

{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

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|data2 = Pmurt [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|A Mean One]] [[March 2017 Facebook Posts|Number 45]] [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45|Darn Ol' Tramp]] Drumpf Drumpftastic [[November 2024 social media posts#Sentinel Fucked Up Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]
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|data8 = [[Barack Obama]] [[Joe Biden]]
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|data9 = [[Joe Biden]]
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'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for billionaire, 45th President of the United States, and current President-elect '''{{w|Donald Trump}}''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref name="diff">[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show ''{{w|The Apprentice}}'', Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]] in 2016 but lost in 2020 to [[Joe Biden]] amidst the [[Covid19|Covid-19]] pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President [[Kamala Harris]] instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple [[death threats]] against him and Vice President-elect {{w|Mike Pence}}, which is actually [[Chris and the law|against the law]].

Since encountering the [[Idea Guys]], however, Chris has largely lost interest in politics in favor of engaging in his [[messiah complex]], and as such, has mostly forgotten about Trump. He never addressed his impeachment, which seems odd considering that it was the closest he came to being removed from office early. Nonetheless, Chris slowly became more interested in the 2020 election in the final weeks before election day, particularly after Trump contracted [[COVID-19]]. After a drawn-out election in 2020 due to complications with counting a substantial increase in mail votes compared to previous years, Trump lost his re-election bid and was succeeded by [[Joe Biden]] as President. Chris completely lost interest in the former President by early 2021, though he still holds Trump in very low regards as suggested by recent [[Jail arts]] from [[2022]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Prideful Interview With God", dated_06/19/2022]]</ref><ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022]]</ref>

After Trump won the presidency again in 2024, Chris's reaction was to refer to Trump as "[[November_2024_social_media_posts#Sentinel_Fucked_Up_Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]" on Twitter, a surprisingly more mature take than the tantrums and death threats from 2016 (as is likely he now realizes doing the latter again could throw him in federal prison).

==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]

This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random-access humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believes are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
[[File:CWCiki IntroductionPMURT.jpg|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's election.]]
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and [[Niggos|Immigrants]], AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref name="misc">[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump, as they generally do with most right-wing politicians due to their left-wing biases. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Ironically enough, despite Trump's anti-LGBT policies<ref>[https://www.hrc.org/news/the-list-of-trumps-unprecedented-steps-for-the-lgbtq-community The Real List of Trump's "Unprecedented Steps" for the LGBTQ Community]</ref> and the potential policies that he claimed that he would consider implementing (but never did), Chris was hardly affected by any of them due to being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) and too old to experience some of the issues facing younger gay and trans Americans. One of the only areas where Chris would have been negatively affected was with the restriction of a few response options on the Census, although there's no evidence suggesting that he actually took part in it.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref name="Feb">[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness for [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===
[[File:No Drump flag.png|thumb|A Trump flag that Chris [[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip|vandalized before signing]] in 2020.]]
*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref name="reg">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref name="debate">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref name="just">[[2009-2016 tweets#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref name="misc"/>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[JERKS|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref name="Feb"/> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive [[MALE]] Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref name="just"/>

*He is "[[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref name="misc"/>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While Trump is legally considered a rapist in regard to his unwanted sexual harassment of E. Jean Carroll, Chris shockingly got off scot-free for his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous affair]] after spending over a year in jail, and is not considered a sex offender.

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref name="reg"/>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref name="debate"/>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref name="misc"/>

===On issues relevant to Chris===
[[File:Pence.png|thumb]]
====LGBTQ====

Chris was especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ community.<ref name="reg"/>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian [sic] Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref name="h8">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they could implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the law|at least not from being transgender]]). Throughout their entire term, Trump and Pence did not criminalize the LGBT community nor they legalized widespread discrimination of them. Sure, large segments of the Republican Party are anti-LGBT, but they generally know that doing such a stunt would be political suicide. LGBT rights were admittedly a thorny issue going into the 2016 election, likely due to same-sex marriage only having been legalized throughout the country via a Supreme Court ruling the previous year; however, the president cannot unilaterally override a Supreme Court decision, and even the more conservative justices appointed by Trump during his term are highly unlikely to strike down the earlier ruling, as the court historically has refrained from making decisions which deprive large groups of individuals of their rights, due to such decisions (relating to African-Americans and slavery) in the early-mid 19th century being seen as a major cause of the American Civil War.

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues, at least prior to being first elected president. Chris is aware of this but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref name="just"/> In any case, the only major anti-LGBT policy Trump implemented during his first term was barring transgender people from serving in the military (which was reversed almost immediately after he left office), so LGBT people did not simply poof out nor were imprisoned or executed the moment Trump was inaugurated as Chris assumed.

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti-LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref name="just"/> His criticism of Pence, however, was a little more understandable, since he has indeed promoted anti-LGBT policies and is firmly against same-sex marriage, like many other Republicans. In fact, the aforementioned military transgender ban was his idea. For Trump's second term, Pence was replaced by {{w|J.D. Vance}} as Vice President-elect. Chris has not publicly expressed any opinion about him.

====[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]====

Trump was critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims could have been to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris was dimly cognizant of this and feared that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away. Throughout Trump's term, Congress did not propose or pass any legislation on the matter, as such, Chris continues to receive his tugboat without any problems.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref name="hang">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]].

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref name="just"/>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry".<ref name=notablereacts>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Notable reacts]]</ref>

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref name=notablereacts></ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of ''The Simpsons'']] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref name="reg"/> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161214114138/https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same-sex partner, use birth control, are single mothers, are transgender, or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on December 19, 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election since Clinton won the popular vote. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref name="diff"/> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

'''Timeline'''

On November 9, 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers the next day, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Despite Chris' repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die, they made it unscathed through their four-year terms.

Given that Chris's address is public knowledge, the possibility of the Secret Service visiting and interrogating him for his threats and then either agents or Barb forcing him to not divulge anything should not be ruled out and could be the reason why he eventually stopped making threats.

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|left|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post.<ref name=assassin>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref name=assassin></ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [https://archive.is/er3oP article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref name=assassin></ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris tweets the Infowars article.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1]]</ref>

*4:23 am - Chris tweets that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.<ref name=wish>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.2]]</ref>

*6:53 pm - Chris again tweets to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.3]]</ref>

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris posts a picture to Facebook depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed.<ref name=hanging>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref> The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref name=hanging></ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in a 22-tweet long rant, makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.<ref name="just"/>

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using Legos:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act}}, Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris tweets the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump]]</ref>

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris tweets his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again]]</ref>

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref name="hang"/>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (an LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref name="h8"/>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref name=assassin></ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref name=wish></ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref name="feel">[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref name="feel"/> and that Clinton would not, since "[[Bob Chandler|Men die earlier than women]]".<ref name="h8"/> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref name="just"/>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref name="hang"/>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref name="just"/> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref name="just"/>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said and done. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref name="hang"/>.

==Fan videos==

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==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death threats]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/ The White House]

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Pmurt

2024-11-11T01:57:01Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|[[COVID-19|No, I don't take responsibility at all.]]|Donald Trump, 2020}}

{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

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|label7 = Occupation
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|data8 = [[Barack Obama]] [[Joe Biden]]
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}}

'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for billionaire, 45th President of the United States, and current President-elect '''{{w|Donald Trump}}''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref name="diff">[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show ''{{w|The Apprentice}}'', Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]] in 2016 but lost in 2020 to [[Joe Biden]] amidst the [[Covid19|Covid-19]] pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President [[Kamala Harris]] instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple [[death threats]] against him and Vice President-elect {{w|Mike Pence}}, which is actually [[Chris and the law|against the law]].

Since encountering the [[Idea Guys]], however, Chris has largely lost interest in politics in favor of engaging in his [[messiah complex]], and as such, has mostly forgotten about Trump. He never addressed his impeachment, which seems odd considering that it was the closest he came to being removed from office early. Nonetheless, Chris slowly became more interested in the 2020 election in the final weeks before election day, particularly after Trump contracted [[COVID-19]]. After a drawn-out election in 2020 due to complications with counting a substantial increase in mail votes compared to previous years, Trump lost his re-election bid and was succeeded by [[Joe Biden]] as President. Chris completely lost interest in the former President by early 2021, though he still holds Trump in very low regards as suggested by recent [[Jail arts]] from [[2022]].<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Prideful Interview With God", dated_06/19/2022]]</ref><ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022]]</ref>

After Trump won the presidency again in 2024, Chris's reaction was to refer to Trump as "[[November_2024_social_media_posts#Sentinel_Fucked_Up_Prime|Sentinel Fucked Up Prime]]" on Twitter, a surprisingly more mature take than the tantrums and death threats from 2016 (as is likely he now realizes doing the latter again could throw him in federal prison).

==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]

This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random-access humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believes are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
[[File:CWCiki IntroductionPMURT.jpg|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's election.]]
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and [[Niggos|Immigrants]], AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref name="misc">[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump, as they generally do with most right-wing politicians due to their left-wing biases. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Ironically enough, despite Trump's anti-LGBT policies<ref>[https://www.hrc.org/news/the-list-of-trumps-unprecedented-steps-for-the-lgbtq-community The Real List of Trump's "Unprecedented Steps" for the LGBTQ Community]</ref> and the potential policies that he claimed that he would consider implementing (but never did), Chris was hardly affected by any of them due to being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) and too old to experience some of the issues facing younger gay and trans Americans. One of the only areas where Chris would have been negatively affected was with the restriction of a few response options on the Census, although there's no evidence suggesting that he actually took part in it.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref name="Feb">[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness for [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===
[[File:No Drump flag.png|thumb|A Trump flag that Chris [[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip|vandalized before signing]] in 2020.]]
*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref name="reg">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref name="debate">[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref name="just">[[2009-2016 tweets#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref name="misc"/>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[JERKS|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref name="Feb"/> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive [[MALE]] Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref name="just"/>

*He is "[[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref name="misc"/>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While Trump is legally considered a rapist in regard to his unwanted sexual harassment of E. Jean Carroll, Chris shockingly got off scot-free for his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous affair]] after spending over a year in jail, and is not considered a sex offender.

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref name="reg"/>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref name="debate"/>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref name="misc"/>

===On issues relevant to Chris===
[[File:Pence.png|thumb]]
====LGBTQ====

Chris was especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ community.<ref name="reg"/>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian [sic] Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref name="h8">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they could implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the law|at least not from being transgender]]). Throughout their entire term, Trump and Pence did not criminalize the LGBT community nor they legalized widespread discrimination of them. Sure, large segments of the Republican Party are anti-LGBT, but they generally know that doing such a stunt would be political suicide. LGBT rights were admittedly a thorny issue going into the 2016 election, likely due to same-sex marriage only having been legalized throughout the country via a Supreme Court ruling the previous year; however, the president cannot unilaterally override a Supreme Court decision, and even the more conservative justices appointed by Trump during his term are highly unlikely to strike down the earlier ruling, as the court historically has refrained from making decisions which deprive large groups of individuals of their rights, due to such decisions (relating to African-Americans and slavery) in the early-mid 19th century being seen as a major cause of the American Civil War.

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues, at least prior to being first elected president. Chris is aware of this but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref name="just"/> In any case, the only major anti-LGBT policy Trump implemented as president was barring transgender people from serving in the military (which was reversed almost immediately after he left office), so LGBT people did not simply poof out nor were imprisoned or executed the moment Trump was inaugurated as Chris assumed.

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti-LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref name="just"/> His criticism of Pence, however, was a little more understandable, since he has indeed promoted anti-LGBT policies and is firmly against same-sex marriage, like many other Republicans. In fact, the aforementioned military transgender ban was his idea. For Trump's second term, Pence was replaced by {{w|J.D. Vance}} as Vice President-elect. Chris has not publicly expressed any opinion about him.

====[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]====

Trump was critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims could have been to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris was dimly cognizant of this and feared that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away. Throughout Trump's term, Congress did not propose or pass any legislation on the matter, as such, Chris continues to receive his tugboat without any problems.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref name="hang">[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]].

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref name="just"/>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry".<ref name=notablereacts>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Notable reacts]]</ref>

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref name=notablereacts></ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of ''The Simpsons'']] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref name="reg"/> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161214114138/https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same-sex partner, use birth control, are single mothers, are transgender, or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on December 19, 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election since Clinton won the popular vote. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref name="diff"/> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

'''Timeline'''

On November 9, 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers the next day, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Despite Chris' repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die, they made it unscathed through their four-year terms.

Given that Chris's address is public knowledge, the possibility of the Secret Service visiting and interrogating him for his threats and then either agents or Barb forcing him to not divulge anything should not be ruled out and could be the reason why he eventually stopped making threats.

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|left|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post.<ref name=assassin>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref name=assassin></ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [https://archive.is/er3oP article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref name=assassin></ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris tweets the Infowars article.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1]]</ref>

*4:23 am - Chris tweets that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.<ref name=wish>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.2]]</ref>

*6:53 pm - Chris again tweets to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.3]]</ref>

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris posts a picture to Facebook depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed.<ref name=hanging>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref> The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref name=hanging></ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in a 22-tweet long rant, makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.<ref name="just"/>

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using Legos:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act}}, Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris tweets the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump]]</ref>

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris tweets his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.<ref>[[2009-2016 tweets#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again]]</ref>

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref name="hang"/>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (an LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref name="h8"/>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref name=assassin></ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref name=wish></ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref name="feel">[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref name="feel"/> and that Clinton would not, since "[[Bob Chandler|Men die earlier than women]]".<ref name="h8"/> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref name="just"/>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref name="hang"/>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref name="just"/> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref name="just"/>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said and done. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref name="hang"/>.

==Fan videos==

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==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death threats]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/ The White House]

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Mia Hamm

2024-09-24T00:54:36Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}
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{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. What became of her afterwards is unknown.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

{{References}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Hamm, Mia}}
[[Category:People Chris has had Sex with]]

Mia Hamm

2024-09-18T05:23:18Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort alias and moved away to avoid further contact with Chris or if she was eventually busted by [[Jerkops]] and forced out of sex work.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

{{References}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Hamm, Mia}}
[[Category:People Chris has had Sex with]]

Mia Hamm

2024-09-17T01:08:34Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort name to avoid any association with Chris or if she was eventually busted by [[Jerkops]] and forced out of sex work.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

{{References}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

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[[Category:People Chris has had Sex with]]

Mia Hamm

2024-09-17T01:07:44Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. It's not known whether Mia changed her escort name to avoid any association with Chris or if she was eventually busted by law enforcement and forced out of sex work.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

{{References}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Hamm, Mia}}
[[Category:People Chris has had Sex with]]

YouTube

2023-09-27T20:31:30Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===[https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu] ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
''Status: Deleted''

Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was Sonichu, created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's Laughs Under Lucricities, and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
''Status: Alive''

Chris created CChan6789 on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===[https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
''Status: Deleted''

Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with CChanSonichu on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
''Status: Deleted''

Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler] ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
''Status: Alive''

To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, ChristianWChandler, which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler on 18 August 2009. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
''Status: Alive''

Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created ClydeGreggCashMays on 26 October 2009 to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody even gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===[https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] ([[February 2012]] – [[July 2021]])===
''Status: Alive''

[[File:ChrisIconDoopieDoOver.jpeg|thumb|Chris's profile picture]]

While Cwcvilleguardian was initially created by Chris to post a comment on 27 February 2012, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

Chris fully returned to YouTube on 25 [[October 2015]], and uploaded videos regularly here.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], as a result of Chris's [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". It is unknown if Chris still has access to the account or if the hacker changed the password, e-mail address and phone number to lock him out of it forever.

===[https://web.archive.org/web/20230116170504/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q CwcvilleGuardian] ([[November 2014]])===
''Status: Deleted''

In late [[2014]], Chris created also named CwcvilleGuardian and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

The account was deleted at some point after [[January 2023]], the last point at which the Wayback Machine had saved a copy. The circumstances behind the deletion are unknown.

===[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw Christine Chandler] ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
''Status: Alive''

Despite being made in 2013, Christine Chandler has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made when his CwcvilleGuardian account was [[List of places that have banned Chris#YouTube|banned]] for two weeks ban in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was ''[https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCWCvilleLibrary/ TheCWCvilleLibrary]'', run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in 2005. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube (understandable, given Veoh's severe lack of popularity). It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his once-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault, and still exists as of 2022.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

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Transgender

2023-09-27T20:22:28Z

UmJammer Lammy:

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{{protip|While Chris did legally change his name and gender, the CWCki continues to refer to him only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent with [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|classical]] records.}}

{{quote|I would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than ever be a [[homo]].|Chris's written testimony in ''[[Sonichu 9]]'', 2008. As of 2023, Chris has not undergone sexual reassignment surgery even after identifying as trans.}}

{{quote|[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]|Chris in ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', 2017, borrowing a catchphrase from [[Rosechu]].}}

{{quote|[[Messiah complex|We Gods]] had eased up on the views of [[Chris and English|"Adultry"]]; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?|Chris likening the LGBT community to adulterers in [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter from jail]].}}

[[File:Chris autographed poster listing.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[2018]], two years after beginning HRT, holding a photo of himself taken a decade prior.]]

A person is '''transgender''' (or '''trans''') if their gender identity doesn't match their biological sex.<ref>https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transgender</ref> Over 1.6 million U.S. adults are openly trans,<ref>https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/04/02/percentage-us-population-transgender-statistics/</ref> and [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is perhaps the most famous trans person to live in [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. In [[2011]], when Chris was 29 years old, he began exploring male-to-female gender transitioning. Starting with cross-dressing, he would gradually try DIY methods to undergo physical transitioning, which were [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|pointless at best]] and [[Self-inflicted taint wound|dangerous at worst]]. In [[2016]], he began using legitimate means, such as seeing a professional specializing in gender issues and going on prescription hormone therapy later that year. In spite of his best efforts, however, Chris's post-transition appearance remains quite similar to his pre-transition appearance, only he grew his [[hair]] out and had some of his fat distribution rearranged through HRT. Nonetheless, [[Chris and reality|he believes]] that he [[Chris and his ego|looks like a supermodel]].

Chris's identity gradually shifted over the course of his transitioning. He began as a transvestite – a male who cross-dresses yet still identifies as a man – or as Chris called it, "'''tomgirl'''". (Outside of [[CWC-isms|Chris's lexicon]], "femboy" and "femme" are commonly used to describe this kind of sexual identity in recent years, although Chris himself would not apply after becoming transgender. Nonetheless, Chris actually has used the term "femme" on his [[Facebook]] profile.) In [[2014]], he came out as a "lesbian-identified male". By the end of that year, he began identifying as a woman, calling himself a "transwoman". In [[2015]], he started going by "Christine", making the [[name change]] official the following year,<ref name=christinenamechange>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> as well as changing the gender marker on his driver's license to female. Overall, Chris has seemed to be more at peace with himself being "out" instead of suppressing his gay/trans thoughts, if not outright happier, in spite of his depressing lot in life and poor living conditions.

Chris's transition has been the subject of intense debate; views by external commentators on social media sites range from fully accepting of Chris's gender and sexuality, to scathingly critical, arguing that Chris is 'only pretending' to be trans to get romantic attention from heterosexual women, or is 'making the transgender community look bad', which isn't surprising given that Chris has mostly been rejected by most communities that he tries to join. Unsurprisingly, there are also debates on which pronouns to use when describing Chris, including from transgender observers themselves, who view the aforementioned arguments as gatekeeping, while a number of people in the LGBT community want nothing to do with Chris and would prefer he not be lumped in with them, especially in light of [[Affair with Mother|more recent events]]. Not helping matters is that Chris has utilized homophobic and transphobic language [[Chris and hypocrisy|whenever it suits him]], even after [[SLGBTQ|identifying as LGBT]]. Chris has also attempted to use his identity as a lesbian transwoman as an argument that [[List of places that have banned Chris|the people who have banned him from public places]] are being discriminatory against him and ''all'' lesbians and transwomen, much like he has done in the past with his [[Autism]], rather than as [[Kick the Autistic|often justified retribution for his bad behavior]].

==Signs of gender dysphoria==
[[File:S11-43.jpg|thumb|Chris describes his 2014 switchover in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]]]
'''Gender dysphoria''' is a feeling of conflict between a person's assigned biological sex and the gender that person identifies as, typically brought on by aspects of one's assigned gender. The trans community generally divides dysphoria into '''physical dysphoria''' (for aspects like hormones, genitals, or body characteristics) and '''social dysphoria''' (for aspects like names, pronouns, gender roles, makeup and clothing).

Symptoms in adults last at least six months and can include a belief of experiencing feelings socially associated with the desired gender, as well as wanting to be rid of the primary sex characteristics of the birth gender, have instead the sex characteristics associated with the desired gender, and be treated socially as the desired gender.<ref>https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/gender-dysphoria/what-is-gender-dysphoria</ref>

Chris has exhibited signs of '''late-onset gender dysphoria''', a term describing those who begin to experience gender dysphoria in adulthood.<ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/conditions/gender-dysphoria</ref>

[[File:Da homos.jpg|thumb|left|Chris choosing between being transgender and being gay, in a 2009 panel from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Note his personal signature below that statement. (Ironically enough, Chris would eventually identify as [[Bisexual]], but would not undergo a gender reassignment surgery.)]]

===Early signs===
While Chris's experience is more reflective of late-onset gender dysphoria, instead of the idea that Chris was always trans but somehow kept that detail hidden from [[Trolls|prying eyes]], there have been some signs that can be interpreted as Chris having thoughts of moving away from being cisgendered. Chris's exploration of a female form of himself showed early with his desire to have a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. He also added a twin [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] (also named Crystal) to the comic who strongly resembles a gender-swapped Chris. The reason behind the name:

{{quotebox|“Crystal”: a name that sounds similar to mine, but it has a nice ring to it.<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>}}

In 2008, years before Chris began to crossdress, he made a remark that he felt some mild discomfort from looking at [[Duck|his own penis]].

{{quotebox|It's bad enough that I sometimes see my own when I look down (of which I don't feel as much discomfort), but the very sight of others is like kryptonite to me.<ref name=[[SonichuGirls]]>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref>}}

He also has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> In 2008, he posted:

{{quotebox|I feel that I am truly in touch with my feminine side, to the point where I am capable of learning from that to better understand how to treat women in a caring, nuturing, positive way; I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman. Sometimes I wonder between my caring attitude and the lack of a Sweetheart if I was born the wrong gender; I would wonder what life would have been like if I had actually been born a girl.<ref name=[[SonichuGirls]]></ref>}}

===The Butterfly Effect===
The catalyst for Chris exploring crossdressing happened around 2011. There is some dispute as to the events that unfolded. According to [[User:Champthom|Champthom]]:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures#Just_a_clarification</ref>

{{quoteboxorange|Someone said to Chris "You should get in touch with your feminine side!" and he ran wild with it.}}

However, when a fan asked [[Emily]] if she was the one to make that comment, she gave a different perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|I've jokingly told him that before back when he was a dang dirty male and he would get pissed at me for it. What really kicked off the tomgirl and eventual tranny shit was some rando who was talking to Chris and suggested being a tomgirl since being a guy was too hard for him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Tomgirl]]</ref>}}

[[Surfshack Tito]] provided a similiar explanation:

{{quoteboxred|Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.}}

Both of those accounts are consistent with Gender Dysphoria's symptoms of wanting another gender's characteristics and feeling incompatible with a birth gender's social roles. Later that year, Chris also mentioned that in public places, he felt more comfort using the opposite sex's restroom rather than one matching his gender at birth, which is a common rite of passage for transgender people (even though Chris did not identify as transgender at this time).<ref name="Bathroom">[[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]]</ref>

[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG|thumb|200px|The dildo harness Chris used for tucking.]]
Over the next several years, Chris's feelings on his sex characteristics morphed into a loathing of his penis. In 2014, he took to forcing it to stay tucked with a makeshift harness.

{{quotebox|Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!<ref>[[Un-clit]]</ref>}}

In 2016, Chris attempted a DIY gender transition using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He was particularly drawn to tracks which claimed to convert a penis to a vagina.

{{quotebox|I would feel better knowing if the ovum do get created and further produced after the testies to ovaries transformation. ''[...]'' Ugh, we may not know for as late as six months after someone else uses the frequency set, gets herself examined, and confirms it.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref>}}

Chris's dysphoria and impatience over the Subliminal Frequencies resulted in the [[self-inflicted taint wound]], an episode wherein he cut open his taint with a knife in an attempt to free his vagina.

In 2016, Chris saw a psychologist specializing in gender identity issues. The psychologist confirmed to him that he is transgender.<ref name=psychologist>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional whose "practice includes the treatment and counseling of persons with gender identity issues" vouch for the person's gender identity on [https://web.archive.org/web/20161223001047/https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/webdoc/pdf/dl17.pdf this form]. Also mentioned by Chris in [[:File:SchuComic12-1P69.jpg|a ''Sonichu'' #12 page]]</ref>

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|left|How Chris views himself after becoming a Tomgirl.]]

===Miscellaneous signs===
Gender dysphoria explains a lot of Chris's past behavior; an example being Chris's insecurity in failing to live up to cultural perceptions of masculinity. His tendency to exaggerate or overcompensate for his fragile masculinity could be caused by subconsciously knowing that his intellectual gender does not match his biological sex. The way Chris interacted during the [[Kacey calls]] is another piece of evidence; normally, guys subconsciously lower the pitch of their voices to seem attractive to women, but when Chris was trying to woo Kacey, his voice drifted higher than hers. Additionally, Chris is known for his pathological hatred of change, unless the change is beneficial or positive for him. To assume Chris "became" trans purely for the quest for [[china]] is fairly extreme, as suddenly identifying by another gender identity is generally a life-changing event for anybody, and Chris has shown that he is incapable of substantially changing himself even with the [[Kacey|promise of a relationship]] laid in front of him.

===Autism and trans identity===
There is a correlation between [[autism]] and trans identity, though the exact reason for this correlation is still up for debate. According to a Dutch study, 7.8% of trans people are on the spectrum.<ref>https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/11/the-link-between-autism-and-trans-identity/507509/</ref> There are a number of similarities between the two disorders. Autistic people have a harder time picking up on social norms, including gender norms. Therefore, autistic people tend to have "androgynous" mental qualities and interests, and those people could perceive their brain difference as simply having the brain of the opposite gender. Both autistic and trans males tend to have mostly [[gal-pal]]s, because men tend to be rowdy and more explicitly judgmental. However, they may miss the socially complex and subtle elements of female socialization, and the actual women end up treating them with kid gloves.

The androgyny of autistic people has caught the interest of brain experts. MRI studies reveal that autistic men have "mosaic minds", which aren't just androgynous, but are extremely male in some aspects and extremely female in others. The autistic brain parts responsible for general thoughts are more masculine than the average man, with less connectivity and more localization. Autistic men excel at [[heart level|systemizing]] and struggle with [[Kindness|empathizing]], an exaggeration of the male profile. However, the parts of the brain responsible for sensation, perception and motion are more feminized.<ref>https://www.spectrumnews.org/news/brains-men-autism-female-patterns/</ref> Like women, autistics have a high pain tolerance and a low pain threshold – observable in Chris. However, gender differences in the brain are only averages, and saying a man with feminine brain traits has a "female brain" is like saying a short man has a "female skeleton". Also, the gendering of autism is highly controversial, with many pointing out that the condition is a spectrum.

Kenneth Zucker, a controversial gender expert, found that gender dysphoria manifests as an obsession, and that autistic people may think they're trans if they fixate on the issue of gender.<ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5613451/</ref>

It's also possible that Chris is genuinely transgender, but his transgender signs were "scrambled" through autism. This could be why he adapted nonstandard language for so long, and why he had to "ease into" his trans identity instead of coming out outright. For example, he identified as a tomgirl for years before his transgender identity came to the forefront, and he speaks of a "female soul" more than a "female brain."

==The transition==
===Tomgirl===
[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|[[It's not that cold|"Would you fuck me,]] [[/cow/|789chan?]] [[Chris and his ego|I'd fuck me."]]]]

{{Quote|Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be [[Homos|a full-blown you-know-what]]. ''[...]'' I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.|Chris<ref name=Jackie24>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Also, here is another way to consider me, I am a Ken doll any Barbie CAN dress in her clothes, and I would feel most comfortable in them and to model them for her. Come shopping with me, sweetie.|Chris, Jackie email, May 6 2011<ref name=Jackie24></ref>}}

According to an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]] on 26 [[March 2011]], Chris started cross-dressing at the beginning of that month.<ref name="Jackie24"></ref> On 30 March 2011, Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to the [[CWC-ism]] "I am Tomgirl".

[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px|PSN quote]]

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by Surfshack Tito. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in what he believes are seductive positions. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity on 14 May, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

On 16 August 2011, Chris recorded [[Kaka Makeup Basics]], a makeup tutorial video, reinforcing his tomgirl identity.

To show his support to all tomgirls and tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], consisting of a tomgirl, [[Robee Sonichu|Robee]] (formerly Robbie, now Roberta), and tomboys [[Cera]] and [[Christine]].

Still officially a "heterosexual" and "proud to be male," some of his words and actions betrayed a deeper gender confusion. He started using women’s restrooms. He told Jackie that he fantasized about "fit[ting] in at a lesbian bar," where he believed he would have no trouble seducing a lesbian and persuading her to bone "in lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref> In December 2013 he confessed to Rebeckah, "I wish I was born female, with the possibility of being a lesbian."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref>

===Lesbian-identified male===
On 14 August [[2014]], Chris revealed via [[Facebook]] that he was a self-described "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser", posting shortly afterward to be a lesbian in a male body<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]</ref>. He also proclaimed that he is a supporter of "LBT" rights, which seems to have neatly coincided with the advent of his professed status as a transgender person. His omission of the "G" (Gay) was attacked by [[Kim Wilson|Kim]], in the face of which Chris admitted that the "G.M.s" were "fortunate" to be "on the boat", suggesting that he hadn't yet changed his views on [[Homos|gay men]].

In [[July 2014]], Chris had a vision, while meditating, about being a lesbian in a past life.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic12-1P68.jpg]]</ref> He took it as a sign affirming his gender identify. Years later, in a 2019 interview, he said:

{{quotebox|I had, exhibited but not totally realized my uh, feminine habits and traits and then it became more apparent to me that I was definitely soulfully a woman, due to the vision I had where I saw myself in a past lifetime by the tree at Woodstock and I was a woman then so yep, I'm soulfully a woman, so, so it's a good thing to go on from there and I never regretted it.<ref>[[Jackson Dalton]]</ref>}}

In September 2014, a fan inquired on his preferred gender and pronouns. Chris replied that he was very comfortable being referred to by either pronoun, adding that he would be flattered at being mistaken as a woman. He added that he did not currently have plans to change his name.<ref>[[Misc texts#Name change question]]</ref>

He began going to the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] in fall 2014.

===Lesbian transwoman===
{{quote|I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian.|Chris, January 2015<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts#Baby, Chris Was Born This Way]]</ref>}}

[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris(tine)'s new driver's license and "woman card". His signature is surprisingly neat considering the [[Chris and art|quality of his art]]. Also, the woman card probably looks great next to his [[autism]] card.]]

In Spring 2015, Chris changed his mind on his pronoun and name and referred to himself as Christine (apparently ignorant that Christian was originally a female name), a "Lesbian TransWoman", using female pronouns.<ref>[[Facebook#Contact and Basic Info]]</ref>

In May 2015, Chris turned his fursona, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], into a lesbian transwoman. He also wrote about a fantasy in which Chris-chan Sonichu impregnates himself with his own semen to produce two children.<ref name=russelandcynthia>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Meet Russel and Cynthia]]</ref>

After being rejected as a sperm donor the previous year, Chris tried his own DIY method to preserve his sperm for the possibility of gender surgery. [[Chris's Specimen Sample]] is a video of him showing off his collection of semen in Tupperware containers in his [[kitchen]] freezer, and dates on the containers indicate he was doing this for at least nine months, though this was futile as the sperm was destroyed by placing it in a home freezer.

In [[May 2016]], he successfully filed for a [[name change]] to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref name=christinenamechange></ref> Later, with the help of his gender psychologist, he also filed paperwork with the DMV for a new driver's license identifying him as female, which was granted.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

Chris was unaware that he also had the option to update his birth certificate; upon finding out, he decided not to, stating:

{{quotebox|I had no idea one can update their birth certificate too. For me though, I’d leave mine the way it is, because I am not going to deny my own history and past. I was born male, and dubbed “Christopher”, but I realized I was female the whole time and changed my name to “Christine” soon enough. And to have those on my drivers license is good enough for me.<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/1034472015942565888</ref>}}

The [[self-inflicted taint wound]], Chris's attempt to free his imaginary vagina, happened in summer 2016. In fall, Chris began taking HRT.<ref name=hormonetherapy></ref>

He attended LGBT events such as [[Cville Pride]], [[Love is Love]] and [[UVA Remembers Pulse]], and considered himself to be a member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community.

===Bisexual transwoman===
{{main|Bisexual}}

In early 2018, Chris suddenly announced that he identified as [[bisexual]] rather than lesbian - the result of [[brainwashing]] from the [[Idea Guys]] to make Chris think he was in relationships with fictional male characters.

==Interest in sexual reassignment surgery==
In the years before he formally identified as transgender, Chris had given some thought to sex reassignment surgeries. In 2007 he told [[Megan]], “if I ever stoop down to changing my path [i.e., becoming a homo], I might as well would get a gender change operation.”<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself]]</ref>

Chris's thoughts on the procedure shifted over time. In his pre- and early-transgender state, his opinion was essentially that MTF transwomen should not undertake the surgery as it would not grant them functional female reproductive organs.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> Later, as his gender identity changed, he became more open to the idea, but wanted to hold off until either [[Crystal]] was conceived or his sperm could be preserved.

{{quote|If [my child was a] Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).|Chris, mid-2014.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>}}

In other words, there were two obstacles in the way of Chris losing his duck. First, a sex change operation wouldn’t provide him with reproductive organs. Since, as a woman, he would not be able to give the birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] personally, he must first impregnate someone (he can’t adopt, because Crystal must come from "blood, tears, and semenal descent.")<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#10 November]]</ref> Second, his belief that his penis could still be useful for relationship purposes - wanting to be "open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian." In a [[May 2015]] Facebook Q&A, regarding the operation, he was equivocal, and wrote, "I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina."<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#All This and Eye-Contact Too!]] and [[May 2015 Facebook posts#The Mailbag Returns]]</ref>

During 2014, Chris stated that he was contemplating sexual reassignment surgery.

{{quote|I Hate Being Born A Male, and after I have my children, I am getting an Organ Sex Change Operation!|Chris, hoping to impregnate someone who will give him a baby boy and a baby girl.<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>}}

He tried to fulfill the prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]'s birth by using a sperm bank, however, the bank rejected him.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Need my daughter]]</ref>

It should also be noted that Chris doesn’t have a fucking clue how sex reassignment works. In [[June 2015]] he posted an advertisement on Facebook: “I deserve to be a full woman with a full functioning vagina. A- blood type, if anyone wants to put up the money and trade.”<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Let's Trade Genitalia]]</ref> As with most things he wants, Chris prefers to sit on his fat lesbian ass and wait for "a Magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Depressed on Christmas]]</ref>

In 2020, when Chris was asked about if he would be getting a sexual reassignment surgery, he answered with the following:

{{quote|Yes, and [[Chris and reality|this body is going to become fully, genuinely transformed and birth-able]].|Chris<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

Chris, presumably realizing that his [[semen]] would no longer be potent enough to conceive a child due to hormone replacement therapy that he was utilizing, now seems to think that he's got another way to make Crystal and [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]] real. It goes without saying that Male-To-Female transgender people cannot conceive children due to the way that a natural male body is structured, and even though research on the possibility of transplanting a uterus into an MTF body is being done, it would likely be way too expensive for Chris to try, [[Chris and health|presuming that he'd even be healthy enough or physically capable of bearing children]] by the time that such a medical breakthrough could be realized. How Chris plans to get the money to get a sex change or a hypothetical uterine transplantation amidst the [[Financhu Crisis]] remains unclear; it's entirely possible that Chris believes that some part of the [[Dimensional Merge]] will allow him to fully become a woman and allow him to fulfill his fantasy of becoming a parent.

Not that Chris could afford sex reassignment anyway, as it costs thousands of dollars, while Chris [[Financhu Crisis|struggles to pay his basic bills]] and [[Chris and money|spends what little he does save on frivolities]] like trips to [[BronyCon]]. It's even more impossible now that he's been incarcerated.

==List of Chris's MTF transition methods==
[[File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris's menstrual pads]]

Chris has made several attempts to transition into a true and honest woman. Unfortunately for him, he has a strong belief in junk science and miracle cures. As a result, his initial favored methods produced no benefits or were harmful to his health.

In 2016, he saw a psychologist over his gender transition.<ref name=psychologist></ref>

*[[Hair|Growing out his hair]]
*[[Chris and fashion|Changing his clothing]]
*[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Shaved eyebrows|Shaving his eyebrows]]
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#Menstrual pads|Using menstrual pads]]
*[[Un-clit|Piercing his taint and letting it get inflamed]]
*[[September_2015_Facebook_Posts#Spoiler_Alert:_It.27s_a_Fake_Vagina|Requesting his fans to fund a prosthetic vagina]]
*[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs|Wearing a vibrating bra]]
*[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Taking Oestrogel without physician approval]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]
*[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|Breast massaging]]
*[[Self-inflicted taint wound#Self-inflicted?|Cutting open his taint with a knife]]
*[[Chris and health#Hormone_treatment|Female hormone vitamins]]
*[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT|Going on actual hormone replacement therapy]]
*[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|Eating prunes and putting soy sauce on everything]]

===Voice training===
[[File:TransTimeline.png|thumb|left|350px|Chris's self-posted transition timeline from 2009 to 2019, when Chris was on feminizing hormone therapy for 3 years. Aside from having longer [[hair]] and the fat distribution shifting around the facial area due to using HRT ([[Obesity|and getting progressively fatter over the years]]), Chris's appearance is largely the same post-transition [[Chris and health#Hygiene|due to poor hygiene]] and likely misapplying the transition-related materials that had been prescribed to him.]]Chris has been making an effort to feminize his voice, but instead of pulling off a convincing femme voice like some other trans women, he talks with a Mickey Mouse falsetto. The falsetto often drops down to his old voice at some point in a given video, sometimes as soon as he introduces himself. He has also ditched his monotone speech pattern for an extreme sing-song tone, especially when he adds bits of [[random-access humor]]. In [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|Q&A NO MORE]], he continued to affect a feminine voice when he was yelling, resulting in a cartoonish witch-like scream.

Ironically, Chris's pre-transition voice was already naturally high, around the same fundamental pitch as [[Chris and reality#Psychological problems|a child]]. Instead of going even higher in pitch, he could have worked on feminizing his resonance (the "buzz" of a male voice) and inflections with daily practice, possibly with the help of a voice trainer. But alas, that takes [[Stress|effort]].

===Hormone therapy===
{{see also|Chris and health#Gender transitioning}}

At first, between 2015 through fall 2016, Chris attempted using [[Oestrogel]] as a DIY hormone therapy method. Since Oestrogel is a hormone replacement gel meant for menopausal women, and Chris's self-regimen consisted of slathering entirely too much of the medication on himself, any effects were questionable and a potential health risk.

Chris eventually went on a prescribed HRT treatment consisting of estradiol and spironolactone<ref>[[Sachumo Interview]]</ref> around the fall of 2016.<ref name=hormonetherapy>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT]]</ref> The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] explained:

{{quoteboxgreen|Basically if you say the right things to a therapist for a few months, they'll write you a recommendation for HRT and send you to an endocrinologist. Chris was referred to one at UVA. They gave him a script and made him sign away liability (the "informed consent" part).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#HRT]]</ref>}}

Chris also mentioned taking hormones to [[Idea Guy]]:

{{quoteboxred|I can say that Chris knows the fact that he shortened his lifespan taking those hormones. In fact, I wouldn’t say he’s suicidal, so much as he’s fine with the idea he could die sooner. I dunno if it counts as his view of reality, but Chris thinks he might be able to have a baby once the transition is complete (I have nothing to do with that. Chris said it’s a possibility he could get pregnant).<ref name=ig>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

Chris's health insurance, the taxpayer-funded Medicare program, covers HRT.<ref>https://transequality.org/know-your-rights/medicare</ref>

During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris still took HRT, shown by a medical receipt from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].<ref>[[Jail Art (reverse side)#Goddess At Work]]</ref>

==Reactions==
Being a rural southerner, Chris comes from a conservative region and background. His parents are conservative, and anti-LGBT sentiment is strong outside college and LGBT circles. In addition, forums documenting Chris (from [[4chan]] to [[Kiwi Farms]]) tend to be "politically incorrect" and tell things "like it is". As you'd might expect, reactions to Chris's transition are overwhelmingly negative. While the trans community was comparatively more welcoming to Chris than other groups, a number of trans activists distanced themselves from Chris following the incest incident, while others found it reprehensible but felt an obligation to respect his preferred pronouns.

===Parents===
[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|thumb|250px|A panel from [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] of an autobiographical narrative of Chris coming out as a tomgirl to his parents.]]

Chris's parents were not happy when he began crossdressing. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] "threw the damned 'fag' card" at Chris.<ref name=ComingOut>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents]]</ref> [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] made negative remarks, such as "I didn't raise a daughter",<ref name=ComingOut></ref> "do not wear eye shadow", "you look like [[Stephanie Bustcakes|a prostitute]]", "lipstick makes you look like a hooker", "you're turning into a [[homos|gay]]", "[[Un-clit|what are you piercing next?]]" and "what's next, you [[I Love You, Catherine|wearing a skirt]] and high heels?".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>

Barbara also tried to pay Chris to stop wearing panties and go back to wearing briefs – however, Chris refused.<ref>[[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers]]</ref>

During [[May 2011]], an angry Barbara chopped Chris's hair short in a failed attempt to stop his crossdressing, prompting Chris to call her a bitch:<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>

{{quotebox|My mother comes upstairs and yells at me about how She Thinks I'm turning queer from being Tomgirly and Feminine, AND she fears that I would kill her. Hand to God, I would never kill Anyone, including my own mother and father. Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer; murder is Morally Wrong; I care about my mother and father Very Much. And even worse, she threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage. She also took my keys. And shortly later, she tells me to come downstairs, so I go; she tells me to sit down, and she does the worse thing that broke the last straw on my camel's back, she Cuts my Long Hair Short and Butchered. After seeing the butchered hair in the mirror, I was soo in shock, I wield the double-edge sword I have been holding in for weeks since a much earlier fit of emotional rage of hers. I called her a Bitch. With her as a bitch, that makes me a son of a bitch, and it hurts me deep too. My hair is soo bad, I have to wear my PaRappa wool hat to cover the whole mess when I go out; I can not be seen in public with this short-hair mess. }}

Chris then remarked, "I forgave her for the butchering of my hair today, but now while I still care and love her like a child for a mother, sadly there is now a Mutual lack of deep trust between us."

Before Bob passed away in the fall of 2011, he told Chris he accepted and loved him for who he is.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic12-1P68.jpg]]</ref>

Over the next few years, Barbara remained opposed to Chris's crossdressing. Chris stated in 2014: "I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway)."<ref>According to Chris's [[OkCupid]] profile</ref> However, Barbara's resistance gradually diminished and Chris resumed openly crossdressing. When Chris legally changed his name to Christine in 2016, he did so behind Barb's back, though she later found out and was livid with him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (MasterDisaster)#Name Change Drama]]</ref>

Chris's gender identity may be the only significant thing in which he has successfully resisted the will of his parents.

===Locals===
In May 2011, Chris recounted an experience where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom and said that, though he felt embarrassed, he would continue using the women's restroom while crossdressing as "there is no goin' back for me".<ref name="Bathroom" />

In June 2011, Chris was shopping at [[Sheetz]] when a man, seeing him in his crossdressing attire, asked him if he was gay, to which an upset Chris replied, "No, I AM a Tomgirl."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref>

In a January 2019 tweet, Chris claimed his neighbor "across the street from me shouted angrily at me; blaming me for his child questioning their Gender Identity".<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088995002221559808</ref>

===Fans===
Chris' transition tends to divide many of the observers to his antics. Many who are in the LGBT community support Chris' transition, whilst those critical of him argue that the transition was just an attempt to get with women, and that his gender identity shouldn't be respected because he isn't actually transgender. There are also those who reject the concept of transgender people in its entirety, believing biological sex to be a characteristic that cannot be altered with any amount of surgery or medical treatments (a viewpoint which this wiki does not endorse or condemn), and thus treating Chris as no different to any other transgender individual in refusing to refer to them by their chosen name or pronouns. Overall, most people who follow Chris and his antics tend to refer to Chris using male pronouns and his pre-transition name, a trend extending to [[CWCki|this very wiki]].

==Effect on the Love Quest==

{{quote|And for nothing more than the experience, you may give me a try in private. Protected and no penetration required. I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!|Chris, May 2015<ref name=may2015posts>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}

{{quote|And one can view the male part like an extended clitoris, regardless of what it actually is. Put a condom on it, and rub the side against a clitoris, not only Really does good for me, but I imagine and empathize stimulating for her as well.|Chris<ref name=may2015posts></ref>}}

Chris's gender dysphoria issues influenced the scope of his [[love quest]]. As Chris is biologically male while identifying as a female, but still heterosexual, he remained attracted only to women. To resolve this, he identified as a lesbian in order to address both his gender identity and sexuality. Chris also tried to leverage his biologically male body in an attempt to appeal to women of other sexual orientations. On various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being "compatible with all women", or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. In practice, Chris actually reduced his female dating pool dramatically – straight women are the majority, and they generally are not attracted to trans women. Chris is essentially limited to lesbian and bisexual women who are open to dating trans women, and that's ignoring actual interpersonal chemistry.

All of Chris's prior problems with establishing a real romantic relationship with anyone pre-transition are still present. [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|His attempt to get to the point and solicit sex]] also fell through, [[Carlos Chantor|much like it did previously]] – mainly because [[Father Call|Chris is perceived as being undesirable as a romantic partner for a multitude of reasons]].

Ultimately, Chris would give up on trying to find a real [[boyfriend-free girl]] and would instead engage in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with several [[imaginary friend]]s after being encouraged to do so by the [[Idea Guys]], although he would later indicate dissatisfaction with not being romantically involved with real people.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Message to the faker and hater trolls]]</ref> This came to a head in [[June 2021]], when he is alleged to have begun [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts against his own mother]]. When the [[Jerkops|authorities]] [[Incest Arrest|took him away]], he was booked into Central Virginia Regional Jail under his [[Jerk|True and Honest Godbear-given gender]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oyoq0h/its_official_chris_has_been_transferred_into_his/</ref>

==Influence from the LGBT community==
[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]]]]
[[File:7Sept2015 Lizzy the Lezzy like-min.png|thumb|150px|Chris likes a Lizzy the Lezzy post promoting usage of a vibrating bra.]]

Chris followed a Facebook account named Lizzy the Lezzy. In September 2015, he liked a post linking to a clickbait article about a vibrating bra with the claim it could increase breast size in a week.<ref>[[:File:7Sept2015 Lizzy the Lezzy like-min.png]]</ref> A few months later, Chris made his own vibrating bra contraption.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs]]</ref>

He also followed LGBT News. In May 2017, he commented on a post from them which linked to a theoretical article about a possible surgery for trans-women to become pregnant.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>

{{quote|Ah-Ha! I Knew it! I can eventually be a mother! :)}}

Chris also followed outspoken members of the trans community on Twitter and sometimes agrees with their statements.

One such example is when LifeofBria claimed that trans women have periods:

{{quoteboxgreen|Nobody teaches trans girls about our periods. We just get these weird times where we're moody and crampy and sad and we don't know why and just chalk it up to another reason we're not good enough in life. So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods.}}

Chris answered:

{{quote|Yes we do. Even the possible hot flashes are no fun either. I’m feeling some of my period today. At least they pass and we can feel better when they do. 😊<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>}}

==Deadname==
{{quote|I'm neutral about people calling me "Chris" or "Christine" but I would like if you Good People would respect my chosen name.|Chris's paradoxical thoughts on the matter.<ref name=deadname></ref>}}

{{quote|<nowiki>***Christine***</nowiki> you FUCKING INTERNET DOUCHEWHORE!|Chris<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter]]</ref>}}

During his transition, Chris has occasionally become annoyed at people for referring to him as Chris instead of Christine, despite the fact that [[wikipedia:Chris|Chris]] (as a short form name) is unisex.<ref name=deadname>[[May 2018 social media posts#Mad at Facebook friends]]</ref><ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Short on Cash]]</ref> He doesn't have an issue with "Chris Chan", seeing that "Chris Chan Sonichu" is his [[Twitter]] name.

==Pronouns==
Chris tends to use the preferred pronouns of other transgender people, such as the MTF violet4151<ref>[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To]]</ref> and [[Miss Cherry]], and the FTM Lukas of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and [[Nowacking]].

The sole exception occurred under troll manipulation, in which he flip-flopped between referring to the troll transwoman character [[Jeff Ouzuo]] with female and male pronouns.

==Terminology==
While exploring his gender identity, he navigated a linguistic minefield of ''transgender'', ''transsexual'', ''transvestite'', ''intersex'', ''bisexual'', ''hermaphrodite'', and his own ''tomgirl'', leading to some confusion as he adapted and experimented. On his [[OKCupid]] profile, when asked, "Would you date a transgender person," he replied, "Yes, as long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy)."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref> He told [[Jackie]] that the fact that he loved wearing women’s clothing did not make him a “transvestite.”<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He told gal-pal [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah Bentley]] that the [[unclit]] made him “bisexual” when he meant intersex; he promptly flipped his shit when Rebeckah asked if he wanted to fuck dudes now.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Introducing the un-clit]]</ref> Chris also used the term ''tranny'' to describe himself prior to actually committing to being transgender, which is a can of worms due to its association as a derogatory term against trans people.

On 14 [[August 2014]], he came out publicly, although as what exactly wasn’t certain, given his garbled and inconsistent vocabulary. The initial announcement was that he was "a Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser." Apparently unbeknownst to Chris, intersex is a chromosomal condition causing ambiguous genitalia and can present in many forms, none of which appear to be true of Chris. Then he said he was a "Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny." Two weeks later he was telling [[Catherine]] that he was a "Lesbian tomgirl transgender male" but also "[[Three-Quarter Woman|three-quarters woman]]." By September he seemed to have settled on "Lesbian Transgender (a Female, Lesbian Soul trapped in a male body)."<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]], [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Flirt the skirt!]], [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Understanding the whole tomgirl thing]], and [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Alright, Alright, NOW It's OK to Be Gay]]</ref> In [[April 2015]], apparently no longer a "man," he changed his Facebook pronoun to "she" and his name to "Christine".<ref>[[April 2015 Facebook posts#A new pronoun]]</ref> This month also saw the beginning of a flurry of Facebook "likes" for all sorts of progressive transgender issues, such as restroom choice and gay marriage. Whatever he was, he was certainly proud of it, and wasted no time trying to persuade his new L(G)BT personal army to wage war against local manajerks.

==In the comic==
[[File:SchuComic1193.jpg|200px|thumb|ELECTRIC SEX CHANGE POWER! PEW!]]

Before exploring transgenderism, Chris used the intersex character [[Silvana]] to symbolize the evil trolls. The evil [[Count Graduon]] told her, “I am going to grant you with the power to transform like a Ditto. My price is that you will have to relinquish your ability to give birth, and you will be upgraded to have both parts. So with the biological upgrade complete, your years of training can begin.”<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook#Episode 18]]</ref> She proceeded to seduce and horrify the tranquil community.

In [[Sonichu 11]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan]] learns of his future self's identity and reflects on it, reasoning that he is not fond of partaking in "brutish things" following his meaningless destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building and subsequent murdering of several inhabitants, his battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in which he permanently paralyzes her with lighting-based weaponry, and his then-retconned execution of the [[Asperpedia Four]]. Chris then magically starts transforming into a voluptuous woman, a sequence inspired by artist Miss Mako and her collection of genderbending videos. To him, transitioning is a technique that simply requires an epiphany and [[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]] powers to immediately turn into a full-fledged woman.

Chris drew his avatar - [[Chris Chan Sonichu]]/[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]] - with the traits he's always desired since becoming a tomgirl, such as eyelashes, bigger breasts and wider hips, revealing very much of what kind of results Chris wishes to get from his transition. Chris Chan Sonichu and Comic Chris are become canonically transgender - becoming a D-cup female with “a uterus and ovaries,” who became pregnant with twins via self-insemination with a turkey baster containing his own semen.<ref name=russelandcynthia>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Meet Russel and Cynthia]]</ref> Miscellaneous design changes for the transgender Chris Chan Sonichu include the trademark female Pikachu tail; and the color of his shoes change from black and white to turquoise and lime green.

[[Robbie Sonichu]] has a storyline in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] about his gender transition which closely mirrors Chris's own, from identifying as male, to tomgirl, to lesbian transwoman.

''Sonichu'' #12 features a short autobiographical narrative of Chris's gender transition at the conclusion of Episode 26.

{{Wise|[[Rosechu]] is a MTF transwoman.<ref name=ig></ref> Chris was initially shocked over thinking he was wrong about Rosechu and was hesitant to make the change<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref> but later accepted it in full and physically altered [[Sonichu 15]]'s pages to reflect Rosechu's trans identity.}}

==The Sonichu bodyswap==
{{SonichuPossession}}
{{quote|And, yes, in more recent days, Chris had felt need to attest her own identity by using mascara on my face. Not my cup of tea, to put it lightly.|"Sonichu" expresses disapproval over Chris putting mascara on him.<ref name=splitpersonality>[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement]]</ref>}}

[[File:January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris puts mascara on Sonichu.]]

As a spin-off of his [[Dimensional Merge]] [[coping]] mechanism, Chris has claimed that he has [[Spirit possession|swapped bodies]] with [[imaginary friend]] [[Sonichu]], allowing Chris's spirit to manage affairs in dimension [[C-197]]. This has resulted in psychological conflict between Chris's escapism and his gender dysphoria issues, as the imaginary friend Sonichu identifies as a male while Chris identifies as a female. In a tweet from 18 January 2021, "Sonichu"-in-Chris's-body complained about Chris-in-Sonichu's-body putting mascara on.<ref name=splitpersonality></ref>

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==Transition Timeline Gallery==
{{see also|Tomgirl Pictures}}

<center><gallery>
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring proto-Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, wearing earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:Oj57ACG.jpg|With double-decker eyebrows.
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|Holding his box of menstrual pads.
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 2.jpeg
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Chris with a mullet in March 2013.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|Chris the "Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender" in 2014.
File:Chris may 2015.jpg|Chris in May 2015
File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Photo from February 2019
</gallery></center>

== Fan art ==
<center><gallery>
File:Tomboygirl.jpg|thumb|Chris's dream.
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg|[[It's not that cold|GOODBYE HORSES.]]
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png|Fan art that was actually made canon years later.
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
File:ChrisBill.jpg|There are probably more, but here are the major ones.
File:Frickinlove1.jpg|Tomgirl Chris and SammyClassicSonicFan: the one true pairing.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Hair]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

==References==
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Chris and anger

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{{Quote|I'm not a man who likes to keep rage constantly in my [[heart level|heart]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], [[List of Chris's lies|lying through his]] [[fangs|teeth]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]</ref>}}

To call Chris an angry person would be an understatement. Chris has '''anger''' management issues that usually surface when he is under [[stress]]. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "'''tard rage'''", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly [[100_2278|superhuman strength]] a normally mild-tempered [[slow-in-the-mind]] displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "superhuman" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".

==Causes of Chris's anger==
[[Image:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|[[12_January_2010#Part_2|A typical fit of tard rage.]]]]

Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]], whom he was frequently left under the care of while [[Barbara Chandler|Borb]] would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him alone up in a [[Chris's room|room full of toys]] when he was a year old. Ironically, Chris did the same to himself up until the date of his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] at almost age 40.

Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could have been his late father, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely have been afraid to retaliate to the things Bob did that annoyed him, such as very rarely washing his hands, making Chris remove videos from "the damn Internet", and occasionally [[Bob Walks In|cutting down Chris's access to the web]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].

Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that up until 30 years of age, Chris was a [[virgin]]. Being a virgin seemed to make Chris feel like he was entitled to be allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only [[Mass debating|mass debated]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he may have had large amounts of [[semen|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just needed to [[Recycling|get out]]. Sexual frustration can make even the best of us a bit cranky, though never to this extreme. After supposedly losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]], Chris did not hesitate in ending his 2-year hiatus from [[Twitter]] just to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]].

Furthermore, Chris is [[autistic]] and therefore lacks an understanding of the social restraints of anger. When he gets angry, he sees no reason why he shouldn't go positively ''nuts''. This and the amount of bottled-up stress that autism produces have shown that autistic ''children'' can be very short-tempered. Chris, however, is not an autistic child – he is an autistic ''adult'', and while most other autistics learn how to cope with stress in ways other than tantrums by the time they're in their 30s, Chris hasn't. Somewhat ironically, Chris's autism seems to cause him a large amount of anger, since the rest of the world will not acknowledge the "brilliance" of ''Sonichu'' – which is apparently directly brought about by Chris's autism.

But the one thing that causes Chris's anger, more than anything, is the lack of control he has over everything. His own [[ego]] refuses to allow Chris to think of anything but himself, and when things spiral out of control, he gets frustrated. When [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob demanded that Chris take down the videos of their house]], Chris could only flail and tell him that he didn't know what to do, only to tell his "fans" to take it down for him. When [[Liquid Chris|someone pretends to be him]] and be more popular than him, he rages because he feels that it's his popularity, not the faker's. When people [[Asperchu|poke fun at him]] or [[Mailbag 39|constantly question one's gender]], he goes into a hissy fit.

Chris's anger issues date back to before even the formal beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. In [[2000]], he was prescribed the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paxil]] to help manage his frustration and anger, and he continued to take the drug for several years. Whatever effect his medication had, it clearly wasn't enough.

==Examples of Chris's anger==
[[File:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|Now with the Blachu Medallion.]]

The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered confusing, to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage, he began to shout "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]" at several [[jerkops]] who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Walmart]]. In general, Chris expresses anger like an Internet tough guy would do, [[A Message to the Trolls|taking out his anger on a video camera]] knowing that it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat up representations of people he disliked in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared of expressing his anger in real life, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.

{{quote|"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|PVCC]] for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}

A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|strangle him]] someday, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the fictional death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes. His cameras would also benefit from some relief as he often punches them to dramatically end his more rage-infused videos.

On several occasions, Chris has also shouted and screamed in videos, and concluded his argument with some sort of a heinous threat — and promptly followed this up with his trademark conclusion of saying "peace" and showing the peace sign, or with "Have a nice day," or something similar. Chris is apparently completely oblivious to how jarring it is to go from yelling [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE|"get everything off the internet ''now'', '''''now, NOW, NOWNOWNOWNOOOOOW!!!!'''''"]] to "Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else" immediately afterward.

{{quote|I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the [[law|police]]. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Chris will strangle that Clyde Cash]].}}

Occasionally when enraged, his tendency to type important words in ALL CAPS becomes more prominent. Compare these two e-mails from the [[Miyamoto Saga]] — the first sounds fairly calm, though he does let loose one all-caps phrase. The second sounds angrier and possibly a bit desperate.

{{quote|Also, Please inform [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]], but I have just awoken Inspired [[Sonichu]]-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for [[Sonichu's Adventure]], the Prequel Comic for the possible ''[[Pokémon]] Lightning'' Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters).|Chris explaining shit nobody cares about.}}

{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in [[Nintendo]] Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. [[Chris and English|SURLY]] you can spot back about just under $800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as the reason why Miyamoto should fork over $700.}}

Other examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll and Chris beat it like a spoiled 3-year-old who smashes a plate of broccoli because he didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value; he was merely only able to tear off the clown's hat. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proved to us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box, but is unable to go through light press wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equal his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video. A rare example where Chris's anger manifested into physical violence against others would be the infamous [[26_December_2014|blarms incident]] where he maced a GameStop employee during his [[Blarms|war on Sonic's new arm color.]]

{{quote|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!|Most of the monologue in the Chris Loses It video.}}

Another example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people even on the telephone. When Chris mistakenly believed that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] had hacked his website, he left an [[Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message|angry voicemail]]. In the [[Father Call]], Chris quickly became rude to [[Kacey]]'s father, Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his [[health]] and his attitude. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and was completely oblivious over the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got his [[Barbera Chandler|mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his [[speech impediment|stammering]] and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.

Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|adoring fans]], another factor that causes Chris some notable grief was discovered to be the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:

{{quote|IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] article on Asperger's syndrome.}}

It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to believe that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his Ego|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person]].

==Decline of the tard raging==
In recent years, Chris's behavior has generally started to get much less aggressive. Possible reasons for this include medication, effects of therapy, becoming more relaxed in his older age, or an increasing (but not perfect) resistance to trolls and [[weens]] brought on by years of wear.

Some of Chris's medication is credited for anxiety relief by him, including Paxil/Paroxetine, an unspecified blood-pressure prescription, and Valium.<ref name=meds>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref> He attended therapy after the [[pepper spray]] incident and apparently learned new methods of coping. An example of this can be seen in the revised [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which includes a text that appears to be inspired by a therapy session.

For examples of trolling which didn't elicit rage, Chris did not go into a fit when the [[Jeff/Francine]] troll tried to "steal" his identity, making videos on it but refraining from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|screaming like he did during the Liquid Saga]]. [[Michael Hirtes]]'s attempts to troll him were almost always met by Chris simply blocking his multiple accounts, until Chris gave up and just "[disabled notifications] with this kid, and let him go on". Similarly, in response to [[PewDiePie]]'s video dedicated entirely to Chris, instead of complaining about him making that video, which is completely devoted to criticizing him, Chris instead simply requested for him to direct message him.

On the other hand, examples of when Chris recently raged include threatening [[Lulu]]'s executives with violence, [[Pmurt]]'s presidency, [[August 2017 tweets|becoming angry at weens when they hassled Nowacking about him]], [[HarassCWCdirectly|getting angry about weens harassing Doopie to get into her pants]], [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|having a meltdown when he thought trolls ruined his relationship with Jessica Quinn]], and [[Twitter_blocks_from_TF2_Analysis_crew|raging]] at weens who got him [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|blocked]] by several people in the My Little Pony fandom which he follows. This shows that some things still trigger Chris more than others.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = My Bad Side
| ytid = SyYGgtN7s9M
| Stardate = 18 January 2012
| Maker = GhostofBillRiley
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Ultimate Chris Chan Rage Compilation (1998-2021)
| ytid = Kh9G-orVDYM
| Stardate = 28 October 2021
| Maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg
| Subject = Rage
| Video Type = Compilation
| Other Info =
}}

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Virgin with rage]]
*[[Death threats]]
*[[:Category:Videos with RAGE|Videos with Rage]]

{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

Chris and anger

2023-06-24T04:38:04Z

UmJammer Lammy:

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{{Quote|I'm not a man who likes to keep rage constantly in my [[heart level|heart]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], [[List of Chris's lies|lying through his]] [[fangs|teeth]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]</ref>}}

To call Chris an angry person would be an understatement. Chris has '''anger''' management issues that usually surface when he is under [[stress]]. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "'''tard rage'''", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly [[100_2278|superhuman strength]] a normally mild-tempered [[slow-in-the-mind]] displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "superhuman" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".

==Causes of Chris's anger==
[[Image:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|[[12_January_2010#Part_2|A typical fit of tard rage.]]]]

Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]], whom he was frequently left under the care of while [[Barbara Chandler|Borb]] would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him alone up in a [[Chris's room|room full of toys]] when he was a year old. Ironically, Chris did the same to himself up until the date of his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] at almosr age 40.

Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could have been his late father, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely have been afraid to retaliate to the things Bob did that annoyed him, such as very rarely washing his hands, making Chris remove videos from "the damn Internet", and occasionally [[Bob Walks In|cutting down Chris's access to the web]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].

Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that up until 30 years of age, Chris was a [[virgin]]. Being a virgin seemed to make Chris feel like he was entitled to be allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only [[Mass debating|mass debated]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he may have had large amounts of [[semen|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just needed to [[Recycling|get out]]. Sexual frustration can make even the best of us a bit cranky, though never to this extreme. After supposedly losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]], Chris did not hesitate in ending his 2-year hiatus from [[Twitter]] just to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]].

Furthermore, Chris is [[autistic]] and therefore lacks an understanding of the social restraints of anger. When he gets angry, he sees no reason why he shouldn't go positively ''nuts''. This and the amount of bottled-up stress that autism produces have shown that autistic ''children'' can be very short-tempered. Chris, however, is not an autistic child – he is an autistic ''adult'', and while most other autistics learn how to cope with stress in ways other than tantrums by the time they're in their 30s, Chris hasn't. Somewhat ironically, Chris's autism seems to cause him a large amount of anger, since the rest of the world will not acknowledge the "brilliance" of ''Sonichu'' – which is apparently directly brought about by Chris's autism.

But the one thing that causes Chris's anger, more than anything, is the lack of control he has over everything. His own [[ego]] refuses to allow Chris to think of anything but himself, and when things spiral out of control, he gets frustrated. When [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob demanded that Chris take down the videos of their house]], Chris could only flail and tell him that he didn't know what to do, only to tell his "fans" to take it down for him. When [[Liquid Chris|someone pretends to be him]] and be more popular than him, he rages because he feels that it's his popularity, not the faker's. When people [[Asperchu|poke fun at him]] or [[Mailbag 39|constantly question one's gender]], he goes into a hissy fit.

Chris's anger issues date back to before even the formal beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. In [[2000]], he was prescribed the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paxil]] to help manage his frustration and anger, and he continued to take the drug for several years. Whatever effect his medication had, it clearly wasn't enough.

==Examples of Chris's anger==
[[File:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|Now with the Blachu Medallion.]]

The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered confusing, to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage, he began to shout "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]" at several [[jerkops]] who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Walmart]]. In general, Chris expresses anger like an Internet tough guy would do, [[A Message to the Trolls|taking out his anger on a video camera]] knowing that it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat up representations of people he disliked in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared of expressing his anger in real life, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.

{{quote|"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|PVCC]] for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}

A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|strangle him]] someday, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the fictional death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes. His cameras would also benefit from some relief as he often punches them to dramatically end his more rage-infused videos.

On several occasions, Chris has also shouted and screamed in videos, and concluded his argument with some sort of a heinous threat — and promptly followed this up with his trademark conclusion of saying "peace" and showing the peace sign, or with "Have a nice day," or something similar. Chris is apparently completely oblivious to how jarring it is to go from yelling [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE|"get everything off the internet ''now'', '''''now, NOW, NOWNOWNOWNOOOOOW!!!!'''''"]] to "Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else" immediately afterward.

{{quote|I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the [[law|police]]. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Chris will strangle that Clyde Cash]].}}

Occasionally when enraged, his tendency to type important words in ALL CAPS becomes more prominent. Compare these two e-mails from the [[Miyamoto Saga]] — the first sounds fairly calm, though he does let loose one all-caps phrase. The second sounds angrier and possibly a bit desperate.

{{quote|Also, Please inform [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]], but I have just awoken Inspired [[Sonichu]]-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for [[Sonichu's Adventure]], the Prequel Comic for the possible ''[[Pokémon]] Lightning'' Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters).|Chris explaining shit nobody cares about.}}

{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in [[Nintendo]] Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. [[Chris and English|SURLY]] you can spot back about just under $800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as the reason why Miyamoto should fork over $700.}}

Other examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll and Chris beat it like a spoiled 3-year-old who smashes a plate of broccoli because he didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value; he was merely only able to tear off the clown's hat. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proved to us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box, but is unable to go through light press wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equal his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video. A rare example where Chris's anger manifested into physical violence against others would be the infamous [[26_December_2014|blarms incident]] where he maced a GameStop employee during his [[Blarms|war on Sonic's new arm color.]]

{{quote|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!|Most of the monologue in the Chris Loses It video.}}

Another example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people even on the telephone. When Chris mistakenly believed that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] had hacked his website, he left an [[Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message|angry voicemail]]. In the [[Father Call]], Chris quickly became rude to [[Kacey]]'s father, Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his [[health]] and his attitude. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and was completely oblivious over the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got his [[Barbera Chandler|mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his [[speech impediment|stammering]] and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.

Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|adoring fans]], another factor that causes Chris some notable grief was discovered to be the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:

{{quote|IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] article on Asperger's syndrome.}}

It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to believe that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his Ego|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person]].

==Decline of the tard raging==
In recent years, Chris's behavior has generally started to get much less aggressive. Possible reasons for this include medication, effects of therapy, becoming more relaxed in his older age, or an increasing (but not perfect) resistance to trolls and [[weens]] brought on by years of wear.

Some of Chris's medication is credited for anxiety relief by him, including Paxil/Paroxetine, an unspecified blood-pressure prescription, and Valium.<ref name=meds>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref> He attended therapy after the [[pepper spray]] incident and apparently learned new methods of coping. An example of this can be seen in the revised [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which includes a text that appears to be inspired by a therapy session.

For examples of trolling which didn't elicit rage, Chris did not go into a fit when the [[Jeff/Francine]] troll tried to "steal" his identity, making videos on it but refraining from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|screaming like he did during the Liquid Saga]]. [[Michael Hirtes]]'s attempts to troll him were almost always met by Chris simply blocking his multiple accounts, until Chris gave up and just "[disabled notifications] with this kid, and let him go on". Similarly, in response to [[PewDiePie]]'s video dedicated entirely to Chris, instead of complaining about him making that video, which is completely devoted to criticizing him, Chris instead simply requested for him to direct message him.

On the other hand, examples of when Chris recently raged include threatening [[Lulu]]'s executives with violence, [[Pmurt]]'s presidency, [[August 2017 tweets|becoming angry at weens when they hassled Nowacking about him]], [[HarassCWCdirectly|getting angry about weens harassing Doopie to get into her pants]], [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|having a meltdown when he thought trolls ruined his relationship with Jessica Quinn]], and [[Twitter_blocks_from_TF2_Analysis_crew|raging]] at weens who got him [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|blocked]] by several people in the My Little Pony fandom which he follows. This shows that some things still trigger Chris more than others.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = My Bad Side
| ytid = SyYGgtN7s9M
| Stardate = 18 January 2012
| Maker = GhostofBillRiley
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Ultimate Chris Chan Rage Compilation (1998-2021)
| ytid = Kh9G-orVDYM
| Stardate = 28 October 2021
| Maker = Shkrugg McSchlugg
| Subject = Rage
| Video Type = Compilation
| Other Info =
}}

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Virgin with rage]]
*[[Death threats]]
*[[:Category:Videos with RAGE|Videos with Rage]]

{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)

2022-12-08T23:50:07Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}

[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of the dragon's lair.|thumb|center|1000px]]
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE|YOUNG LADY]].|thumb|200px]]

'''[[Chris]]'s room''' is where he has spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he keeps all his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others (provided the place he's going to [[List of places that have banned Chris|hasn't banned him]]), he's usually doing something in his room.

==Old room==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].]]

Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room was actually the ''cleanest'' room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.

Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter was scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he drove away all on his own.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at children — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which perform predictably [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[Barb|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the [[autism|autistic]].
* The stench, not visible on video or photograph, can still be inferred from the many accounts of [[11042009 51 50|sweat]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|feces]], and [[SpaghettiRoutine|rotten food]] left around. Let's put it this way: he once told [[Ivy]] that one [[Giant Penis Comic|Glade air freshener]] ''wasn't enough.''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>
* Finally, Chris retreated to his room whenever he felt the slightest bit of [[stress]], refused to discard his detritus, and saw it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for 2-3 hours a day<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.

In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].

Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]], and the [[Magical Man]], as seen in [[Magical Man Potion]]. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].

After the blazing fires of [[10 January 2014]] and the brief residence-taking of the Rental House, Chris and [[Barb]] moved back into 14 Branchland Court in [[2015]]. He moved into another room and left the old one to be used for storage.

===Images===
These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

The [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 [[April 2011]], seemed to indicate that the Wall of Originals was either removed or gone.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near the north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] is here. It was previously believed that this covered a window, but the new [[Tomgirl Pictures]] have shown that this is not the case.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of vidya. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix'' mat is hanging. Take note of the ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
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===Post-fire===
[[File:Boxes1.jpg|thumb|Chris's old room, pictured in 2016|250px]]

As of 2016, the room is used for storage.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning]]</ref> He also mentioned the room in a Facebook post from [[December 2016]], in which he described Sorbet getting stuck in his "old bedroom" for the better part of the night.
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==New room==
[[File:IMG 3207 hd720.mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, pictured in his new bedroom circa 2016.]]

Footage of the new room, after the post-fire house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.

In his room, Chris has a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it.

As if this wasn't enough fail, he also keeps a drawing of his [[Polyamorous marriage|wife and husband]] taped to the ceiling.

The [[Sonic Totem]] was stationed in this room until he sold it. In a move reminiscent of the Christmas tree that was abandoned in the [[Kitchen]] pre-fire, Chris kept a tree in his room months after Christmas, as shown in [[IMG 3207]], until [[Idea Guy]] tricked him into destroying it on camera in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]. In [[Tour of Chris's House III]], we can see his new room is already cluttered with clothes and junk--and yet, it's still the least-hoarded area in the house. Some of what "decorated" the original room for over a decade (posters, drawings, plush toys, figures, electronic devices, etc.) was lost or put elsewhere in the house. The rest was scattered onto tables in his "work room."

The Idea Guys directed Chris to record himself pissing and shitting on a towel on the floor in this room<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-13-hasbro-mlp-g4-must-continue-no-mlp-g5.46554/post-3660270</ref> - one leaked example is in the [[All Star]] video. Chris [[Shoe Colouring|spray-painted his shoes]] in this room, staining the carpet in the process.

It is unknown whether the room has been altered following Chris's arrest or if it has been left untouched.

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File:CWC Discord1.jpg|''Ladies...''
File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|200px|left|Note the box of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|feminine hygiene pads]].
File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg|His [[mother]] posing on his bed.
File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|Chris with his spouses, pictured in 2018.
File:Sylvia with Chris in bed 8 Nov 2018.jpeg|Chris getting some pussy.
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===Images===
In August 2020, additional pictures emerged of Chris's current room. Surprising no one, it's still cluttered with his various accumulated junk and toys.
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==Work room==
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, begging for money in the same room he keeps his thousands of dollars worth of toys that he could sell.]]

Chris currently keeps most of his vast collection of toys in this room. It is presumably the once-inaccessible living room seen in the [[Tour of Chris's House|house tour]].

He mentioned it by name in [[IMG 3207]], where he said that he was in his bedroom, which is separate from his "work room." By "work," he meant making products such as Amiibos and drawings for his [[Etsy]] shop. About a week after calling it the work room, Chris was banned from selling on Etsy for failing to fulfill orders.

Ironically, this is the room where he recorded himself begging for money the most during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. While begging, he kept his toys in full view behind him, demonstrating that he has no sense of self-awareness.

Most of his videos from 2015 onward were recorded in this room.

[[File:Chris's flatscreen TV 2017.png|thumb|left|Chris's TV. Note the photo of [[Bob]] in the center. And, yes, Chris kept this TV even while he begged for food money.]]

He also has a large flatscreen TV, with his Nintendo, Sony, Sega and [[HEXBox]] consoles hooked up to it. His PSN shows that he keeps both the PS3 and PS4 connected<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu</ref>, and [[Arthur Spatchcock]] has confirmed that he keeps the PS4 running constantly,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-8#post-1534000</ref> and that not even being late on his electric bills was enough to get him to reduce his electric consumption.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-26-chris-angrily-tweets-at-cole-smithey-to-help-barb.21918/page-7#post-1554457</ref> Chris has also been observed keeping his Wii U console powered on constantly without the benefit of the power-saving Standby Mode feature.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-158#post-2253357</ref>

In January of 2016, Chris revealed in [[Announcement and update 1/12/2016]] that he had acquired a new addition to the [[Relics of Fail]]. He bought a schooldesk from Goodwill for $30. Chris might have bought the desk as a fond reminder of his days at [[Manchester High]], when he was free of adult responsibilities. Depressingly, he has filmed many videos of himself sitting at the desk and bashing action figures into each other like a child.

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File:Update 1 17 2016 (720p).mp400001.png|Making custom Amiibos for [[Etsy]] in January 2016. Later in the year, he was barred from selling due to failing to send orders.
File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|Chris, age 34, playing with his toys.
File:Happy Birthday, McKenna.mp400001.png|In the room, facing the TV.
File:$50 for a video holiday greeting!.mp400001.png|The other side of the room.
File:Living room August 2018.jpg|The room in August 2018, packed with toys.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|Stained carpet, in July 2019, shared from [[Pokemon Go]] with the comment, "Party Time."
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==See also==
* [[14 Branchland Court]]
* [[Megan Shrine]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]

==References==
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[[Category:Chris's house]]

Christian Love Day

2022-12-08T23:43:59Z

UmJammer Lammy:

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]
'''Christian Love Day''', or the 24th of February, is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris, also being his [[birthday]]. It was first mentioned in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. On the same day, it made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which it is celebrated for [[Magi-Chan]] using a vaccine based on Chris's blood to eradicate [[homos]]exuality.

==Significance==

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920, and the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine began in 2022, coinciding with Chris turning 40.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his "[[Navy|blood]]" to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from "[[Homosexuality|damnation]]". [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

==The Declaration==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. [[Chris and art|Note the buttocks Chris drew on his crotch.]]]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

==In the comic==
As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world, officially eradicating all homosexuality in a massive genocide. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]", all homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

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Christian Love Day

2022-12-08T23:43:34Z

UmJammer Lammy:

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]
'''Christian Love Day''', or the 24th of February, is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris, also being his [[birthday]]. It was first mentioned in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. On the same day, it made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which it is celebrated for [[Magi-Chan]] using a vaccine based on Chris's blood to eradicate [[homos]]exuality.

==Significance==

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920, and the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine began in 2022, coinciding with Chris turnmg 40.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his "[[Navy|blood]]" to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from "[[Homosexuality|damnation]]". [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

==The Declaration==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. [[Chris and art|Note the buttocks Chris drew on his crotch.]]]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

==In the comic==
As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world, officially eradicating all homosexuality in a massive genocide. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]", all homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

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Michael Snyder

2022-11-22T04:05:46Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Michael Snyder.
Snyder has had no known contact with Chris for nearly a decade. He definitely doesn't want to talk about an autistic motherfucker with a stranger on the internet.}}

{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder!... '''JEW!'''|Chris, in [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]].}}

{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}

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| name = Michael John Snyder
| aliases = Mike
| gender = Male
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| race = White
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011) Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}
|}}

'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, "Snyder" is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname "Snijder", the German surname "Schneider", or the Slavic surname "Šnajdr" (all of which translate to "tailor" in their respective languages).<ref>[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]</ref>.

Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard",<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]]",<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew",<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean",<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch",<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref>

In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].

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==At the GAMe PLACe==
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[Ban|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}

Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.

The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point". Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk".<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref>

Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.

==Years of hatred==
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]

Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident", Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.

On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store".<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore".<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.

Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.

Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER," seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" [or "Sneijder"] descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing "Shnaider" (Шнайдер) or "Sznajder", it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.

[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:

{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}

On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a few beers and drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>

Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>

==Shit gets real==
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's impression of the Jew-Spider]]
{{main|28 October 2011}}
On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys", newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.

The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref>

In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.
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==The hatred continues==
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]

Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael.

As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref>

Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:

{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}

Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the Law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.

By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.

As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|"Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car" is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]</ref>

Mike also had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he created to provide details of the 4 June 2010 incident and to reply directly to Chris on his [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video. The account was later left dormant and was eventually closed by Mike.

{{-}}
===A new adversary?===
[[File:AlogSockness.jpg|thumb|[[Jacob Sockness]] deciding to [[A-Log]] against Snyder over an incident that happened so long ago, even Chris has begun to forget about it.]]
In September 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]], Chris's latest orbiter and a malicious enabler of his beliefs in the [[Dimensional Merge]], was seen attempting to incite Snyder via the guestbook for an obituary site which listed Snyder's deceased father. Sockness also attempted to harass Snyder upon rumours circulating that a new Game PLACe had opened in the suburbs of Washington, D.C.

Ultimately, it seems that Chris may have completely dismissed this facet of Sockness's idiocy, as Chris has yet to comment on the rumors of his former haunt receiving new premises.

==See also==
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]

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Medallions

2022-11-22T03:34:19Z

UmJammer Lammy:

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

The '''Medallions''' (also called "'''Medals'''" by [[Chris]]) were a result of Chris's infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public, it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]].<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref> Although Chris's habit of wearing the medallion at fluctuated over the years, he still wears the medallion in public. He does not plan ever to retire it, despite its degrading condition.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6015357 Chris rebuffs suggestion to replace medallion, 15 February 2020]</ref>

Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and previously produced them in larger numbers for purchase through [[eBay]]. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]], and the quality varies from medallion to medallion.

In 2016, Chris made [[Christine Doll|a custom doll figure of himself]], based on a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the medallion concept. More recently, Chris has often been seen wearing the medallion alongside his [[unicorn cosplay]] and [[Z-Ring]], most notably in a photo of him at [[Cville Pride]] published in the local newspaper ''Daily Progress'' in September 2017.

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==Origins and purpose==

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion.

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some {{w|Crayola}} Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].|Chris, on the [[CWCipedia]]<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>
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[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with {{w|Shrinky Dinks}} hanging from its chain.]]
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]



Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]" video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20090719045627/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris wrote on his [[MySpace]] profile in [[2008]] that he considers the medallion a signifier which makes him "Very Easy to find in public"<ref name="myspace">"I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion." [[MySpace#July 2008]]</ref>, suggesting that he may use the medallion as a kind of mobile [[attraction sign]]: a conversation piece to invite potential [[sweetheart]]s to ask about Sonichu, giving Chris an excuse to launch into a tirade about [[Chris and his ego|his famous creation which has made him]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|beloved across the world]].

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from {{w|Crayola}} Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a {{w|Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson}} wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he most likely has {{w|sensory defensiveness}}, which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied {{w|Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink}} charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The Medallions==
===Sonichu Medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|left|Yes, he even wore it to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation...]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|Before [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has frequently worn for most of his adult life, aside from a good chunk of the time between [[2010]] and [[2017]] where he wore it more sparingly. Chris has worn this pretty consistently since then, usually alongside a necklace adorned with [[magic stones]] befitting of [[Chris and religion|his pseudo-religious beliefs]].

This medallion, of course, depicts Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

As Chris explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], his medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that, in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, it requires him to wear the medallion during its filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associate's degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's [[Creepy stare|supposed reaction]] to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain, it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures, they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unknown.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s former owner/webmaster, Girlvinyl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her", Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] explaining that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. During this same exchange, he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case, he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his {{w|rectum}}. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''{{w|The Blair Witch Project}}'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.

The medallion was shattered when Chris accidentally dropped it on the floor at [[The End Games]] in April 2017.

====Mark 4 and beyond====
[[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|150px|The filthy medallion in February 2020.]]
The latest medallion, with numerous modifications made to it over the years (see Modified Medallion section below), has become increasingly discolored from late-2019 onward.

Chris inadvertently revealed the reason in a [[Discord]] comment:

{{quote|Celestial Key, Chrysoberyl, Medallion, and Lemurian Seed go into the shower and bed with me as well And combined with my Larimar Stone, I've personally met and made allies with the Goddess of Lemuria.|Chris on his collection of [[magic stones]].}}

As Crayola Model Magic is porous when hardened, while Chris showers with it on, the medallion absorbs grime such as soap scum and skin cells. The surface of the Mark 4 medallion has also become increasingly uneven and discolored over time due to frequent contact with hot water.

The medallion was last seen during Chris' arrest on 1 August 2021, and is unknown if Chris got to keep it in jail or if jail authorities confiscated and/or disposed of it.

 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|For when he's too angry to just show his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and hung it up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until its destruction during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of January 2014,<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref> covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].
{{clear}}

===Snoop Dogg Medallion===
[[File:SnoopMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fan had asked Chris to create a Snoop Dogg medallion for him in 2016, which the fan took photos of and then later shared on reddit on 3 June 2022.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/v421a2/in_2016_i_commissioned_a_snoop_dogg_medallion/]</ref> A certificate of authenticity shows that this was the 272th out of 300 medallions that Chris had been commissioned to make for customers between 2014 and 2016.

===NightVee Medallion===
[[File:NightVeeMedallion 2019.png|thumb|150px|MKR's photo of the medallion from approximately January 2019.]]

Sometime in 2018/2019, [[MKRNightVee]] created a medallion of her OC, [[NightVee]]. In The Sons of the Miscreants Discord server, she uploaded a photo of it and claimed that Chris had requested her to create the medallion.<ref>[[The Sons of the Miscreants chats#NightVee Medallion]]</ref>

However, three years later, MKRNightVee would make a different claim. On 9 February 2022, a CWCki editor got in contact with her. In a set of DMs between the editor and MKR,<ref>[[:File:MedallionDM1.jpg]]</ref> MKR discussed the medallion, showing a cropped version of the same photo from years before and claiming that she "made to give it to Chris" and that she intended to give the medallion to Chris on his next birthday, commenting "but now this can never happen sadly."

The editor also obtained her permission for another CWCki editor, [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]], to upload a photo of the NightVee medallion.

The February 2022 DM on the medallion is quoted below:

[[File:NightVeeMedallion.jpg|150px]]

'''MKRNightVee:''' Nightvee medallion, I made to give it to Chris, I intended to give this with all the original art in a package for his next birthday

'''MKRNightVee:''' But now this can never happen sadly.

'''[redacted]:''' Can i screenshot this conservation?

'''[redacted]:''' No worries , i gonna names the names

'''MKRNightVee:''' Yes

===Modified Medallion===
[[File:MAGfest stuff2.jpg|thumb|200px|Modified to include elements from Sonichite and ''Neptunia''.]]

Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include [[Sonichite]], by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling [[Pokémon]]'s Mega Stone power-up item.

In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at [[MAGfest]].<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref> Share Crystals are an integral part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'s lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made "Share your shares" a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>

===Magic stones===
{{see also|Magic stones}}
[[File:LovecraftMedallion.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation]]
[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his [[magic stones]] along with the medallion.]]
[[File:24 03 20 Back of medallion.jpg|thumb|left|Magic stone on the back of the medallion]]
[[LoveYouLongTime]] noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Neck Pain From Rocks]]</ref>.
[[File:September28TwitterMedallion2.jpg|thumb|Damaged medallion in 2020]]
{{quote|Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the [[Creepy stare|1000 yard stare]] and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.|LoveYouLongTime}}

Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.

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===Shrek Medallion===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|200px|Front and back views of the medallion.]]
In [[Chris in the media#Angry Video Game Nerd|an episode of YouTube series Angry Video Game Nerd]], a character is seen wearing a Shrek medallion.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJAKd4hg_m0 At the 12 minute mark</ref> The medallion has Chris's signature (as Magi-Chan Sonichu), from when he had been [[role-play]]ing as [[Magi-Chan]].
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=== Golden Medallions ===

[[Praetor]] has sold golden medallions on their Etsy profile. After a customer purchased one, and got a certificate of authenticity, they could then get access to a server created by them, the "Golden Church of Sonichu"

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami

===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2 (under duress)
*Sonichu v.3 (by accident)

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

==Hiatus and the return==
[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Old habits die hard.]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it.

Even while Chris had given up wearing the medallion, it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014 Facebook post]].</ref>

In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later. Interestingly, Chris seems to now exclusively wear the medallion in public, despite no longer wearing it in his videos. This trend lends credence to Chris's previous statement that he wears the medallion so that [[Boyfriend-free girl|friends and well-wishers]] can identify him in public<ref name="myspace"/>.

To promote his $12,000 eBay auction for [[The Classic]] in [[April 2017]], Chris donned the medallion on video once more in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. He wore it to events that year, such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] and [[BronyCon]].

<center><gallery>
File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].
File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!
File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.
File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|In 2017.
File:Our signatures00001.png|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]] and the latter the medallion.
</gallery></center>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]
[[File:Medallion making framework.jpg|thumb|200px|Medallion blueprint]]
===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[eBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his eBay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions. Chris likely used a stencil to shape pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] into the medallion, as evidenced by the scuff marks on the "blueprints". Aside from use as a stencil, it has no other purposes [[CADD|without labels or measurements]].

===eBay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
<center><gallery>
File:Medallions 1.JPG
File:Medallions 2.JPG
File:Medallions 3.JPG
File:Medallions 4.JPG
</gallery></center>

===eBay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

===Etsy Questions and Answers===
A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:

{{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.

1 Of me

1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)

1 Of Robee

and

1 of Robee's girlfriend

itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.

its not Mimi is it?}}

{{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}

{{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}

{{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}
[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his eBay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Incident===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified or in good faith.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366 (archive: https://archive.ph/HIxFU)</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784 (archive: https://archive.ph/TuxRT)</ref><ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Mr. Smith)#My Experience]]</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047 (archive: https://archive.ph/6jc4z)</ref>

In [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, who stated that it would take two weeks to ship. After two weeks passed, Mr. Smith, believing that the two-week period meant the medallion would be created and shipped during that time, contacted Chris, who stated he didn't make the medallion yet and lacked the money to ship it. This resulted in Mr. Smith filing a claim against him on 18 September, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point, Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!}}

To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset. At this point, the credibility of Smith's complaints became less important.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

[[Chris and negotiation|Can't we just forgive and forget?]] Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested to be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face"; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. In the end, he got the following loot for free:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris did not come out of this fiasco looking as good as he [[Chris and his ego|probably thought he did]].

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
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File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med85.png|Number 85.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.
File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.
File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.
File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191021233916/https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]</ref>, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Spazkid]].
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.
File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.
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A few purchasers included videos:

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&feature=youtu.be

===Outsourcing production===
Around [[October 2017]], Chris said that he wanted to have people produce medallions for his Sonichu merchandise business.<ref>[[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE]]</ref> In [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]], he demonstrated how to create a medallion.
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|The awful third party Praetor Medallion]]

Chris's goal of working as little as possible in medallion production was achieved in [[December 2020]]. Chris revealed that he had successfully outsourced the creation of the Sonichu medallions to a group of [[enablers]] known as [[Praetor]]. Chris also stated that some of the profits would go directly to him, although the exact amount is unknown. Despite ostensibly being made by people who are not autistic (or at least not as retarded as Chris), these particular medallions somehow managed to look even worse than Chris's handiwork made with far less effort (even by Chris's standards).<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref> Regardless of shitty quality, the medallions sold out quickly- over 150 units were sold and dozens of glowing reviews were garnered.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

On 13 March 2021, Chris announced on [[Twitter]] that he would be selling "limited run" Golden Sonichu Medallions in collaboration with Praetor on their [[Etsy]] page.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion]]</ref> There were three medallions in production and were listed at $60 usd each. Those who purchased the medallions also had the ability to access Chris's private [[discord]] server and presumably talk to Chris himself. According to one buyer of a gold medallion, their messages were ignored and they never got into the server- but subpar customer service isn't too surprising all things considered.

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power
*[[Christine Doll]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{BusinessList}}

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ShecameforCWC.JPG

2022-11-19T03:00:33Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]!|[[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Second Message|second message]]}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|"Your sister has cum for me."]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is a [[Rule 34]] picture that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity".<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> It portrays Chris using his hand to stimulate a naked [[Megan Schroeder]]'s vagina to the point of orgasm, indicated by [[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirt lines]] while he gives a thumbs-up. Arguably the most scandalous of all of [[Chris and art|Chris's artistic canon]], this single image managed to invoke much drama. It was the straw that permanently destroyed the already dying friendship between Chris and Megan, and the consequences of uploading it online have continued to face him for years afterwards. In fact, it's entirely conceivable that the targeted effort to troll Chris may have simply faded away had he ''not'' edited the page repeatedly and uploaded this image to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Doing so demonstrated how easy it was to [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] Chris, and as such, put blood in the water for [[trolls]] for years to come.

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister Crystal, which was not helped by the initial caption that Chris provided. In order to defend his fictional sister's honor, Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in the [[Madman Rising]] video, shouting that it was Megan, defeating the purpose of censoring her eyes to hide her identity. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation with his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend, with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship (no matter how much he tried, anyway).

Megan was understandably disturbed when she figured out the truth behind the image, which she figured out on her own. As it stands, she had made it perfectly clear to Chris that she had no romantic feelings for him and that she wanted to remain "just friends"; in the aftermath, she was so disgusted that she severed ties from Chris. Since the release of the picture, Chris has flip-flopped from taking responsibility for making the image to blaming the trolls and even blaming Megan herself, or some combination of these things.

Over 13 years later, history would repeat itself [[Honest Content|when Chris revealed to a few people in private]] [[Affair with Mother|that he started fingering]] [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] (among other depraved acts) after he was pressed for details about the mysterious identity of an actual [[boyfriend-free girl]] that he met in real life.

==Background==
When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of images depicting his female characters (mostly [[Rosechu]]) with [[Pickle|penises]] on the site, along with general [[Homos|gay porn]] of his characters and himself. Chris then decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes as a means of "replacing negativity with positivity". He thought that uploading pictures of his fictional characters fucking and a drawing of himself fingering his not-girlfriend would counteract the perceived homosexuality prevalent on the ED page.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref>

He also ignorantly believed that spamming large edits on the page (what he referred to as an "information overload") would overwhelm the trolls and scare them into deleting it. On 11 November [[2007]], along with [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#11 November|adding large walls of text detailing his own personal life]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. Some of these pictures were duplicated on the page to further the "overload" plot. These were pornographic drawings of several romantic pairings from the comics, made for this exact purpose. The sole exception, of course, was with ShecameforCWC.JPG, which depicted real people. Chris wrote a relationship between himself and Megan in the comics as wish-fulfillment, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning. This is made even more likely when Chris admitted to Megan sometime after she discovered the picture that he probably would have sexually advanced on her had he not done the drawing.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref> This supposed need to suppress his sexual advantages ironically hinted at [[Chris and sex#Incest|what was to come]] more than a decade later. All of the images that Chris posted were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most appalling, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

Ironically, these behaviors, compounded with Chris's apparent obliviousness as to why this picture hurt his friend, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|among]] [[The GAMe PLACe|other]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|things]], only showcased his child-like view of the world, and just how easy he was to manipulate. Thus, it isn't hard to see why he became such an easy target to trolls in the following years to come – since it only took some perverted "fan" art to upset Chris, others got to thinking about what else could be done to push his buttons.

==Analysis==
[[File:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomical analysis]]

This image is held in such regard for being a shining example of Chris's art style. The drawing showcases many major problems with Chris's artistic abilities:

*Chris clearly attempted to foreshorten Megan in this image, given how he draws her legs significantly longer and her head smaller than the rest of her body, but the lack of depth perception and proportion makes her look as flat as the paper she was drawn on.
*He also shows a complete [[Biology|unfamiliarity with human anatomy]]. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper. Many other glaring anatomical flaws in this picture deserve analyses of their own:
**The vagina is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that. There is also the fact that Chris didn't draw her a crotch, and instead placed her vagina directly on her perineum.
**The vagina in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of the Ages" effect shown in the picture. He also made the vaginal fluid blue, likely to shade it in. This not only further shows his ignorance, but it also shows his inability to stay consistent with his artstyle, as he did not attempt to shade in anything else in the picture.
**Megan's body lacks any curves whatsoever. As a result of this, Megan looks significantly younger.
**Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares. Due to the perspective of Chris's forearm, his forearm is either very floppy and bent backwards towards Megan, or Chris's hand is actually nowhere near his partner's parts.
**Both of Megan's arms also appear to each have six fingers, two of which are haphazardly redrawn to look like nipples. As a result of this, Megan's right arm now looks like it's in a permanent [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from [[Star Trek]].
**Chris's right forearm is also horribly elongated in comparison to his left - If this version of Chris were to be viewed from the front, his right arm would probably drag along the ground. His left thumb is also unrealistically large compared to the rest of his hand.
**As a result of Chris' haphazard attempt to turn her fingers to nipples, Megan's nipples appear unnaturally pointy. Not to mention how they seem to point directly towards her face, and how her areolae are placed higher up on her breasts than they should.
**Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]], in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a fetish for German soldiers). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
**Chris's head is deformed and oval-shaped, and his eyes appear to be set very far up his skull, being where most people's hairlines or eyebrows should be. This can be ascertained with the fact that Chris appears to have drawn himself hastily - Even in some of Chris's earlier artworks, he depicted himself with something resembling an actual jawline, but not here.
*The way Chris drew Megan's hands is a prime example of how Chris habitually does all of his drawings in one fell swoop without any planning or revisions. Megan's nipples looks at first to be extra fingers, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hands and decided to turn them into nipples. Chris also appeared to tacked on her thumbs directly afterwards.
*Chris pays close attention to the parts that interest him, namely genitalia and breasts, yet had to squeeze in a tiny head, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face." He also shows clear attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Note the retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal. He's also wearing his [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] medallion while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#My first time|Chris Sex Logs]]</ref>
*There is the fact that the girl in the drawing is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she (and millions of others) can see it.

==Drama==
[[File:MeganBrotherTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Megan reminisces about learning of the picture and explains Chris's mysterious caption.]]
===With ED===

When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here was long disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character Crystal (given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other). "Your sister" suggests that the message is addressed to Megan's brother [[John Schroeder]], but why Chris would want to incorporate Megan's brother into his sexual fantasies is anyone's guess. Megan would one day shed light on this by explaining that Chris's caption was, indeed, directed at her brother, because he believed at the time that John was the mastermind behind the trolling campaign on ED.

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when Megan discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself, [[List of Chris's lies|but not before first attempting to lie to her about how it was a picture of Crystal]].) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page, which naturally was an unsuccessful effort.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal, to at least protect his own honor by indicating that he was not into [[Chris and sex#Incest|committing incest]] ([[Affair with Mother|at least not yet]]), even if, in the process, he was demonstrably perfectly okay with drawing pornography of a friend who did not reciprocate any romantic feelings that he had. Over the next few days, he made a number of other [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page with a series of images and captions]], in an attempt to further barter with the trolls, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
[[File:MeganGoodEnding.jpeg|thumb|Chris providing Megan with a real gift.]]
By 12 March 2008, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point, he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and [[ego|narcissism]] in action. He shows little [[remorse]] for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the ED bullies. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appeared to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincided with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

It is debatable how dramatic was the effect of ShecameforCWC on Chris's relationship with Megan. While it is beyond dispute that Megan severed all contact with Chris due to said image, it might be that she was already trying to avoid his presence prior to discovering he had drawn cartoon porn of her.

[[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]'s account of Chris's time at the [[The GAMe PLACe]] indicates that Megan was avoiding Chris before finding out about ShecameforCWC. According to Mimms "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after the drawings of her got leaked''' [emphasis added]."<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post]]</ref> It's not exactly clear if by "leaked" Mimms refers to the drawing being uploaded online, the drawing being found by Megan or something else. Regardless, in the rest of their discussion of Megan Mimms and Lucas make no mentions of ShecameforCWC and seem to exclusively attribute Megan's withdrawal from Chris to his unwanted romantic advances.<ref>[[The GAMe PLACe#Chris and Megan]]</ref>

==Epilogue==
[[File:CWC MAGfest panel audience2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|ShecameforCWC being discussed at the CWC panel at [[MAGfest]].]]
[[File:Christine Weston Chandler’s Lot Of 32 Porn Drawings 07.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The envelope.]]
[[File:Christine Weston Chandler’s Lot Of 32 Porn Drawings 01.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The pieces of ShecameforCWC.]]
[[File:BarbCameForCWC.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Affair with Mother|Different strokes for different folks.]]]]
{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

Chris's [[remorse]] turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself was said to be ripped up and stored in the [[Crumple-Lope]].<ref>[[Mumble 3|Mumble Chat 3]]</ref> Chris's [[Scrapbook of Fail|scrapbook]] with the Crumple-Lope inside surprisingly survived the [[2014 house fire]].

Years later, the consequences of drawing ShecameforCWC are still being felt by Chris. In an e-mail sent to someone around October 2013 by a former high school [[gal-pal]] of Chris's, she revealed that she was so sickened and disgusted by the imagery (in particular, Chris's "thumbs up" gesture) that she had no desire to ever speak to Chris again, and noted that she was not the only one of Chris's former high school classmates who felt that way.<ref>[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

On 4 November 2013, Chris put out a statement saying he regretted drawing ShecameforCWC.jpg, stating that he destroyed the original drawing and "do[es] not possess any image files of the thing". He also stated he forgave Megan, Snyder and Walsh.<ref>[[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing|November 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

Prompted by reading a fancomic about him, in which a scene is devoted to Megan's reaction to ShecameforCWC, Chris commented:

{{quote| How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref>}}

Due to the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris offered ShecameforCWC and other porn artwork for sale for $1,000 in April 2018 on [[eBay]], where the set quickly sold the next day to the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Chris just chopped the drawing up into little squares it could easily be reassembled from, rather than truly destroying it. This, combined with Chris wanting to make money off of it, casts yet more doubt over Chris feeling any sort of remorse from drawing it.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.

==Sources==
<references />

{{MeganSaga}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Rule 34]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]
[[Category:ED Saga]]
[[Category:Art]]

Adult Swim

2022-11-19T00:49:12Z

UmJammer Lammy:

[[File:Robot_chicken_sonic.jpg|thumb|Chris probably mourned his childhood hero on this ''Robot Chicken'' skit.]]

'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on the American television channel {{w|Cartoon Network}}, catering primarily to adults age 18-34. Due to [[Chris]]'s [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random-access humor]]. The name of the block doubles as a [[CWC-ism]], meaning pornographic.

He has also downloaded [[Monthly tugboat|$120 worth]] of episodes from various Adult Swim series since fall [[2009]], through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]].

Owing to his love of Adult Swim, in [[2009]] Chris was discovered on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]]. He discussed things ranging from ''{{w|Robot Chicken}}'' to his custom [[My Little Pony|ponies]], but later on, the account was hacked by the dang, dirty [[trolls]].

Given that ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' aired on Cartoon Network in the daytime, it is very likely that Chris stopped watching Cartoon Network for Adult Swim and if he had to fulfill his ''Family Guy'' obsession, then just used Hulu Plus instead. However, he shared a video of ''The Amazing World of Gumball''--and called out trolls at the same time, natch--on [[Facebook]] in [[January 2015]], meaning that he most likely still watched the network despite their airing of the blue-armed bandit.

==Harvey Birdman commercial==
{{Main|Harvey Birdman Commercial}}

Chris has always been a fan of ''{{w|Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law}}'', so in [[2005]], he entered a contest in which the participant had to to make a commercial for the first DVD release of the show. Of course, he felt the need to shoehorn in off-topic references about his [[stress|life issues]], similar to his [[Autism Tutorial|his later videos]].

==Moral Orel==
[[File:Moral Orel prince albert.JPG|thumb|right|[[Un-clit|Foreshadowing]].]]

Of interesting note is the show ''{{w|Moral Orel}}'', which is a claymation series mainly focused at deconstructing [[Chris and religion|fundamentalism]], and the merging of church and state, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of.

Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". It is likely that all of the jokes and truths go right over his head, even obvious ones such as when Orel
said "I guess lots of things get misinterpreted and lost in translation" while scratching his head with a Bible. The subtlety and sarcasm is lost on the [[autistic]] mind. He probably didn't like the pilot episode which hinted at a [[homosexual]] relationship between two characters.

==King of the Hill==
Chris has imitated the protagonist of the show, Hank Hill, on three occasions,<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]</ref> suggesting he has watched the show. Whether Chris actually understands the sarcasm behind the show, much like ''Moral Orel'', has yet to be seen, albeit more likely that he takes it at face value.

==Other shows==
*''[[Harvey Birdman commercial|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]
*''[[Tom-tom|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]
*''[[Futurama]]
*''[[Family Guy]]
*''[[Adult Swim posts#Chris complains about Robot Chicken (February 2005)|Robot Chicken]]
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]
*''[[Mailbag 44#Business proposal|12 oz. Mouse]]''
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''
*''[[Cakefarts|Crayon Shin-Chan]]''
*''[[Officer Keino|Home Movies]]''
*''[[CWCville Mayoral Office|Tom Goes to the Mayor]]'' (this is where he stole the idea of having a mayor's office inside [[CWCville Shopping Center|a shopping mall]])
*''[[Random-access humor#Random_Ramblings|The Brak Show]]'' (Posted three lines from an episode in his "[[Random-access humor#Random_ramblings|random ramblings]]")
*''[[Ruckersville, VA|Squidbillies]]'' (this is most likely where he got the name "[[Operation BARBarossa|Fine 'Ol Solution]]")
*''[[Sonichu 3|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]'' (Not only is one of Zorak's chants [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Sonichu 3|3]]'', an ad for the CD ''Space Ghost's Surf & Turf'' appears on the [[KCWC broadcast]])
*''Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!'' (unconfirmed, but very likely, as it is made by the same people who did ''Tom Goes to the Mayor'' and is full of random-access humor)
*Assorted [[anime]] (such as the aforementioned ''Crayon Shin-Chan'')

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and television]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Television shows]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

MySpace

2022-11-19T00:47:06Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Honest}}

[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, MySpace.jpg|thumb|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]

'''MySpace''' is a social networking website founded in [[2003]], known for its dominance on the Internet in the 2000s, and its declining zombie-like state ever since the 2010s. [[Chris]] created an account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early [[2004]]. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11|NEVER FORGET]]). Some additional information is available, thanks to early research and hacks.

Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on '''17 October 2005'''. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, and - for Chris - relatively inoffensive.

The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on '''4 July 2008'''. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by [[Megan Schroeder]], and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.

The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on '''4 September 2008'''. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite [[gal-pal]]," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the growing awareness of [[trolls]] to his existence.

Because we have '''four''' versions of his [[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Chris stopped using the site in late 2009, as MySpace began to gradually wane in favor of [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], although he seemingly logged in a final time around 2015 and changed the account's display name to "[[Adult Swim|Brock Samson]]". In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them ''completely'' blank.<ref>[https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete]</ref>. Six equally long-abandoned accounts remain in his "connections" list.

==Chris, 17 October 2005==
===Basic Information===
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File:CWC22c.jpg
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"Zap to the Extreme!"

Male

26 years old

[[Ruckersville]], Virginia

United States

Last Login: 10/17/2005

===Chris's Interests===
'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO|legos]], and [[Chris_and_sex#Dreams_of_sex_with_Barb|I love my parents]]. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!

'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.

'''Movies:''' I like a lot of different movies, but my all time favorite is Mary Poppins.

'''[[Television]]:''' [[Family Guy]], old cartoons, old-time TV shows like I Love Lucy

'''Books:''' I used to read a lot of [[R.L. Stine]]'s Goosebumps and Fear Street books.

'''Heroes:''' My [[Barb|mom]], because she's so caring and such a great role model. Also, this little guy here: [image, presumably [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]]

'''Groups:''' Cities Of The Dead

===Chris's Details===
'''Status:''' Single

'''Here for:''' Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

'''Orientation:''' [[homos|Straight]]

'''Hometown:''' [[Richmond]], VA

'''Body type:''' 5' 10" / Average

'''Ethnicity:''' White / Caucasian

'''Zodiac Sign:''' Pisces

'''Smoke / Drink:''' No / No

'''Children:''' Someday

'''Education:''' In college

'''Occupation:''' Student/Cartoonist

===Chris's Schools===
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

Charlottesville, Virginia

Graduated: N/A

2001 to Present

===Chris's Blurbs===
'''About Me:''' I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from [[high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

===Chris's Friends Comments===
LiNnAy

Aug 26 2005 2:34 AM

Hey! Hows it goin? Nice stuff on here... havn't seen u around in awhile, hope everythings goin ok

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Mara

Aug 25 2005 11:08 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! Does your [[Commodore 64]] still work? My brother and I loved ours but it finally gave out some time while we were in high school. I think the neighbor's son broke it, but he never confessed! Hmm...

==Chris Chan, 4 July 2008==
===Basic Information===
"Serious, Honest Relationship with a Woman is desperately required for me."

[By 4 September 2008 this had been changed to: "If you think I'm handsome, and you see me in [[Charlottesville]], VA, please let me know at that moment."]

Male

26 years old

[[Ruckersville|RUCKERSVILLE]], Virginia, United States

Last Login: 7/4/2008

Mood: blank

[4 September 2008: "Mood: calm"]

===Chris Chan's Interests===
====General====
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my website]] at http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS.

I would feel a lot better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I really need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

[Image] My two favorite Ponies; Waterfire and Star Catcher. :)

[By 4 September 2008, he had deleted all images of ponies and indicated that most of his time nowadays was taken up playing [[Guitar Hero]].]

====[[Music]]====
All types of music, as long as it has a good tune. :) But I Really Like [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)! My favorite song from "Air Britney" would be E-Mail My Heart. And, in comparison to my 3-year old situation; wishing, hoping and praying that a Boyfriend-Free Girl would Personally Approach My Heart. I have my own set of songs that I sing too. So, [[ego|I, Christian Chandler, am Number 2]] on my Top Favorite Singers List. 8-) I also like: Backstreet Boys, Puffy AmiYumi, Excel Girls, The Steel Angels, N*Sync, C&C Music Factory, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, M2M, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christopher Cross, Vanessa Carlton, Monica, Mariah Carry, And Others.

Here's one of the songs I sang, [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]

[link]

Please allow a few minutes for the song to load.

Download for free by going to my Sonichu Site, and right-clicking the link among the news links on the front page.

*Lyrics + Title copyrighted by Christian W. Chandler, August 20, 2003.

The music came from Sama de Amigo, Sega Dreamcast.

[By September he had deleted the link to this song.]

====Movies====
Favorite Movie, [[Mary Poppins]].

====[[Television]]====
Sonic the Hedgehog, [[Sailor Moon]], My Little Pony, [[Excel Saga]], Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, [[Red Skelton]], Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, [[Family Guy]], American Dad, [[I Love Lucy]], All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.

My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.

====[[Chris and Writing#Chris's reading habits|Books]]====
I used to read [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stien]]'s "Goosebumps," and "Fear Street." I sometimes still do.

====Heroes====
Sonic the Hedgehog, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. Check out my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]] at [address].

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments.

But [[Barb|my mother]] is a real hero, because she cares for me a lot. And she is a great role model.

====Groups====
Nickelodeon and Nicktoons fans, ~Mary Poppins~, Official Single & Looking Group, My-Nintendo, pokemon Master, pokemon rules, Yugioh-King of Games, Yugioh Group

===Chris Chan's Details===
Status: Single

Here for: Serious Relationships

Orientation: [[homos|Straight]]

Hometown: [[Ruckersville]], Virginia

Body type: 5' 10" / [[Chris and health|Average]]

[[race|Ethnicity]]: White / Caucasian

[[Religion]]: Christian - other

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

[[tobacky|Smoke]] / [[Alcohol|Drink]]: No / No

[[Crystal|Children]]: Someday

Education: College graduate

Occupation: [[PVCC]] Graduate

[[tugboat|Income]]: Less than $30,000

===Chris Chan's Schools===
'''[[University of Virginia|University Of Virginia]]-Main Campus''' 2007 to Present

Charlottesville, VA

Graduated: N/A

Degree: None

Major: Waiting to be FOUND by a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], who is willing to grow into a Sweeheart.

Clubs: The Sonichu Club, The Lonely Male [[virgin with rage|Virgin]].

[Chris accidentally posted the above school twice. By September 2008 he had deleted this self-pitying entry.]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' 2000 to 2006

Charlottesville,Virginia

Graduated: 2006

Student status: Alumni

Degree: Bachelor's Degree

Major: [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] (CADD)

Clubs: none

'''[[high school|Manchester High]]''' 1997 to 2000

[[Richmond|Midlothian]],Virginia

Graduated: 2000

Student status: Alumni

Degree: High School Diploma

===Chris Chan's Companies===
[Chris deleted this entire section by September 2008.]

[[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]]

Charlottesville, VA US

'''Volunteer Player/Pokemon Event Host.'''

[[List of places that have banned Chris|On Temporary Hiatus]]

[[Chris and art|Artsy]] [[Video games|Gamer]]

Ruckersville, VA US

'''Game Player (Sometimes Online With DS, PSP or PS3)'''

[[14 Branchland Court|Mi Casa]]

Current

===Chris Chan's Blurbs===
[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "'''Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous LULZ; take that, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''".]
====About Me:====
'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.*'''

'''Heeeerrrreeee's...'''

Christian

Weston

Chandler

PLEASE NOTE, IF you, the single woman, are Honestly, Seriously Interested in starting a [[Sweetheart]] Relationship with me, ..Look Me Up In Person..; I do not feel comfortable with starting a relationship over-the-internet, period. As long as you live in or within 25 miles of Ruckersville, VA, that is the distance I feel most comfortable traveling to meet up with you.

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees May, 2006. '''I am shy''', but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

I would also like to mention '''The Sonichu Group''' is open for suggestions and comments. Thank You.

I would also like to take this moment to mention The DVD of my life: '''[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :)]]''' You may learn more about it in my About The Author Section on my '''Sonichu Site'''.

Not to brag, but I took two seperate ''[sic]'' HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). '''Learning to Know is Past Cool!'''

'''I [[So Need A Cute Girl|SO Need a Cute Girl]] to make into a [[Sweetheart]]-Soulmate from the ground-up''', because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.

And '''I HAVE A DREAM'''... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal]]*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

[The three short paragraphs above had been deleted by September 2008.]

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.
When getting my attention, please approach me and say Hi. '''Do NOT flirt from a distance'''; I will not be able to notice a long-distance flirt due to a thing called "Tunnel-Vision" (and High-Functional [[Autism]]). [Note: Chris set these last four words in a very small font size. By September he had deleted these last two sentences altogether.]

A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am NOT among those [[JERKS]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love to my Sweetheart. I Feel that Girls/Women deserve the best of our world, and I would do my best to give what I can of it to my Sweetheart/Soulmate.

I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

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These are my attemtps so far for custom [[My Little Pony|ponies]]. They both are the same, but they were each made differently. The one on the left was made first, sculpted from Crayola Model Magic, then I glued some of my own [[hair]] for its mane and tail. Then after learning some newer tricks from CustomPony.com, I did a better job with the newer [[Cherokian Clan|Cheroki-Chan]] (shown on the right). For rooting new hair in the mane, and pushing the trimmed roots inward, I highly reccomend getting a rehairing/rerooting tool, like the custom one sold by plat_drgn on eBay (I got one, and I was very satisfied). As for Paint, I reccomend acrylic paint (over enamle) which you can get at your local [[Wal-Mart]], as well as small-tipped brushes.

Also, check out my new group designed for the people who make their own '''Custom Ponies''' and those who like to look at them.

And on that note, I would like to give props to [[Adult Swim]]'s Seth Green for his Custom Ponies of different emotional colors; good job.

[Embedded Adult Swim video]

[By September 2008, all this pony nonsense had been deleted, probably because he associated it with Megan too closely.]

I can be reached through the Playstation Network through the Playstation 3 game system. My PSN ID is ..Sonichu..; I am open for friend requests over the PSN, as well as possible live chat with Playstation Eye, or headset.

[In September he added: "**Also, I play [[Guitar Hero]], if you get lucky in an online search in GHIII, GHAerosmith, or upcoming GHWT, you may be challenged my well-self-taught Guitar Skills.**

"My stats are linked to my profile on [address].

"(I am More often reachable through the Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable)"]

Also, if you have a '''Nintendo DS''', and the right game, I'm Wi-Fi capable. Here's my info for: '''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
'''

You have to regester my Friend Code for this game in order for you to come visit [[CWCville|Cwcville]], Virginia.

Name: Chris

Town: Cwcville

Friend Code: 0558-9666-5003

I've punched in a few already, but I'm open for more (female) players. Also, if anyone read the "Crossing Guardian" in [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] Volume 179 (May, 2004 issue), I was responsible for the "Cwcville" documentary that took up majority of that page. 8)

[Chris then provided contact information for playing Mario Kart, Tetris, Star Fox Command, and Mario VS. Donkey Kong with him.]

Please Message me if you have added me to your Friends List. Thank You.

[Image]

This is just [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and me.

===Favorite Gal-Pals :)===
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend. He actually used this image.]]
* Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate

* [[Megan Schroeder]] - <nowiki>**</nowiki>No MySpace Profile**

* [[Anna McLerran]]

* Linnea

<nowiki>*</nowiki>My future Sweetheart/Soulmate's Profile will occupy the "Pending" Spot.

[By September 2008, Megan was gone. The four gal-pals were now "Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate," "Anna McLerran," "Linnea," and "open space."]

===Comments===
The following are the non-spam comments which have been archived. Much of this was the result of Chris hitting on local women. When browsing through this list, it's instructive to know that Chris was discovered by [[4chan]] and SomethingAwful around 26-31 October 2007. The trolls swoop in quickly.

LiNnAy

Jul 1 2005 2:21 PM

hey christian! I just wanted to say hi! How are you ? Thanks for the cool soda thing it was neat!

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Ella Jade

Jul 2 2005 8:50 PM

Christian,
Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for the add! I hope that you have a good rest of the night:)

<nowiki>*Ella*</nowiki>

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LiNnAy

Jul 13 2005 8:05 PM

hey! Whats goin on?? I just wanted to say hi, and thank you again for the nice birthday present! See you around..
Linnea

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JaMee

Jul 30 2005 8:55 PM

Hey hows it going?

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Samantha

Aug 3 2005 8:27 PM

Thanks for the add!! Looking forward to chatting sometime :)

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Jeremy

Aug 26 2005 10:59 AM

what's up dude?? how's is going?

ay....macarena!!!!

jeremy

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Escaping Ellsworth

Aug 31 2005 7:26 PM

hey hey!! What's up dude?! I read your profile and I just wanted you to know that Sonic is probably one of my favorite video games series ever. You seem like a cool guy. Listen to the music and let me know what you think. Later!!

Thompson
Escaping Ellsworth

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[[MySpace messages|Lindsay Kaye]]

Sep 4 2005 8:27 PM

[[Get-Tar Region|Good Luck on Tuesday]] Christian! I hope all goes well! Just keep in mind Good always conquers over evil! ;)

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Rachel{Rayray Princess!}

Jan 2 2006 7:28 PM

ty 4 the add

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Danielle

Feb 14 2006 2:58 PM

Happy Valentines Day!

Love,

-Danielle.

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Sonic2 the Hedgehog

Feb 19 2006 6:50 PM

i wasent making fun of u. shadow is darth vader. sonic is obi juan. tails is luke. amy is the princess. knuckles is that black guy with the purple lightsaver. and if ur sonichu was there that would be awesome!

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JesseBackwards

Feb 24 2006 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Have fun be safe and most of all eat alot of cake!

-Jessebackwards

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Luis Zena

Aug 20 2006 10:47 PM

Thanks for the add now lets duel!

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Charismatic ™

Aug 23 2006 11:04 AM

Hey there! I haven't seen you in a while. I hope all is well with you. I must apologize, I don't think I know any boyfriend-free, 18-24-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white girls around the Cville area. If I find any, I will send them your way!! :-)

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GorillazAddict

Oct 4 2006 6:25 PM

Do you have a link to "Yellow Is A Mellow Color?" I like the song!

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Leah

Nov 9 2006 1:14 PM

i'm a kid at heart as well!... is that you singing on your site??!

new music and website coming soon! appreciate the support...

smiles,leah

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MARTHA

Nov 27 2006 6:12 PM

thanks for the add !! have a nice day:)

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soup or salad? i eat children

Jul 21 2007 7:48 PM

If jesus was a serial killer you would be first

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[[Anna|Helena Hell-Anna]]

Jul 22 2007 7:18 PM

I voted for your [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|video]]! Good luck!

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Raymunk

Oct 30 2007 11:23 AM

Hey chris how are you?

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[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa]]

Oct 31 2007 10:17 PM

Hi Chris! What's up? Are you still believing?! Cause I am! One day, you will get a girl like I got Sunny! You just gotta believe!

So I hear some jerks cheated you out of a contest? What's up with that, man : (?

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Parappa

Nov 1 2007 5:05 PM

So what's your favorite boyfriend free actor?

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(ﾟДﾟ)INTERNET SUPERSTAR

Nov 1 2007 7:42 PM

O DANG CHRIS I MYSELF ALSO WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE WIMMINZ!!

UR JUST LIKE ME BUT W/O TOURRETESS!!!

yah...someday me and you will get a sweetheart of our own...

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Shelbumblebee

Jan 9 2008 7:11 PM

Hi Chris!
How are you doing? :)

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Brett

Jan 10 2008 2:07 PM

CHRIS CHAN! Thanks for the ADD!

Comment Back.

Zap to the extreme!

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En Taro Adun, Tassadar!

Feb 25 2008 12:46 PM

Y halo thar

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vanessa

Feb 26 2008 3:46 PM

Why you so Lonely ?? Its ok you can tell me

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Psychoplasm

May 22 2008 4:53 PM

Thanks for the add, Chris.

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jessi

Aug 10 2008 3:15 PM

hey chris, thanks for the add! i wish you the best of luck on your search for love! :D

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Candystriped

Aug 11 2008 10:15 AM

Thanks for the add Chris!

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Kino.

Aug 12 2008 8:05 AM

Good luck in your quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend Chris!

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deathrape3000

Aug 13 2008 10:50 PM

I am certain you will find your sweetheart someday, Chris-Chan ^.^

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Anna

Aug 14 2008 12:33 AM

Hi um... thank you so much for adding me!
I'd be really happy if you messaged me... I'd like to chat!

Bye bye =^_^=

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courtney coffin

Aug 15 2008 11:27 PM

thanks for the add. maybe i'll see you around in cville sometime

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$$$HANNAH DOGG***

Aug 17 2008 3:12 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Shock!

Aug 21 2008 9:45 PM

In defense to you and a tribute to your demolishing [[ED]]!!!

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Candystriped

Aug 28 2008 10:13 PM

Hiya Chris, just saying hi. Nice work on the new issue of Sonichu!

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Shock!

Aug 29 2008 2:16 AM

so Chris, do you allow friends and fans of the comic contribute ideas. I like your comic, and have some ideas of my own.

Hollar! I'm sure you would like these.

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Kyonko Fanclub~

Aug 30 2008 1:43 AM

ur my hero chirs chan

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Нико loves Magill ΩBoss CopΩ ON PROBATION BITCHES

Aug 30 2008 7:16 AM

It's an honour to be your buddeh, mon petit. <3

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Coyote

Aug 31 2008 1:07 AM

Nevermind, guess I found it after all ^_^

And I made your ponysona, hes an Earth pony, Hope you like him xD

==Who I'd like to meet==
[This section went through several iterations, not surprising since Chris has never been satisfied with his list of sweetheart requirements for the entirety of his [[Love Quest]]. Here are four variants, ordered chronologically.]

===October 2005===
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

===October 2007===
“Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman I would like (remember, I AM Flexable on most characteristics, and these ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS. But ONLY if it is Bold, then that is required).

'''-18-24-Years Old'''

'''-Boyfriend-Free'''

'''-White'''

'''-Within 20 Miles of Zip Code 22968'''

'''-Under 230 Pounds'''

'''-Smoke-Free'''

-Non-Alcoholic ("Socially Drinks" is also Acceptable)

-Caring

-Pretty

-Cute

-Default Language = English

-(Hopefully) a Virgin

([[hanky-panky|Fooly Cooly]] knowledge optional (I'm not talking about the Anime))

-Under or equal to 5' 10"

-Open-Minded

-Young at Heart

-Employment Optional

-Graduated from at least High School (College Attendant is Cool)

-Fun-Lovin'

-Sweet

-Charming

And that about covers that. Please also check the "I Wouldn't Feel Comfortable Around" Blog as well for the SOLID Turn-Offs.”

===July 2008===
In a Nutshell...

I have been searching for a Girl with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, '''18-25-years old, BOYFRIEND-FREE''' lives in, or around, the '''[[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]]''' (both in the state of Virginia) areas, '''smoke-free, non-alcholoic and white''', whom I can make into a Sweetheart/Soulmate from the ground-up, '''for the past enduringly greater than FOUR-LONG-YEARS'''

<nowiki>**</nowiki>You do not have to meet ALL the listed Characteristics; they ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS, and '''I am Flexable'''.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>And Please be sure to check my blog, '''"I wouldn't feel comfortable around..."''' for the qualities that would '''Turn Me Off'''.**

I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my '''Sonichu [[Medallion]]'''.

I will treat you to a soda and a pleasant conversation. That is, if you will allow me the pleasure.

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

Not all the twists and turns of my Autistic worked in my favor, but I don't let it get me down. I will keep on waitin' hopin' and prayin' till I find my Sweetheart.

===September 2008===
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

==Blog posts==
===The [[Hanna]] story<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20081218220336/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan]]</ref>===
The exact date of this post is unknown, but it was sometime between 30 March and 2 April 2005.

{{quotebox|
One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu [[Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.

Earlier this week, a [[Hanna|girl]], who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.}}

===Lousy, Stupid, Jerkops!<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1]</ref>===
{{quotebox|21 July 2005
'''Current mood: rejected'''

To those who are reading this, today, I was at the new [[Target]] store, across from Forest Lakes, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT! I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had one thing to say to them. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. As I struggled, they handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humilated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my family. But now I'll have to go to court in the future. So now, I feel very miseable, sad, lonely and rejected.

One more thing... OUCH!”}}

===I wouldn't feel comfortable around...===
{{quotebox|5 September 2006
'''Current mood: thoughtful'''

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who '''live out of state''' (Virginia) and those who '''show-off in front of an EyeToy...''' I'm sorry, but if we could not '''personally''' meet within 20 miles of [[14 Branchland Court|22968]], it's a big no-go.

It has come to my [[Naïve|attentive]] mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would not feel comfortable around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around...

-'''SMOKERS'''
 -'''REAL DRUNK [[alcohol|ALCOHOLICS]]''' (Gone to [[The Simpsons|"Moe's"]] often?)
 -Current/Previous [[Barbara Chandler|Mothers]] (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
 -Real [[:File:Myspace.jpg|Ugly]] Women.
 -Currently Over [[Obesity|230 pounds]].
 -The low-functionally [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-handicapped]].
 -The seriously [[Duck|physically-deformed]].
 -[[Autism|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...
:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but that's beside the point]].
-[[Niggos|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].
 -[[Jerkop|Police-Women]].

I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}

===I like the [[niggos|African Americans]] as equals.===
The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.

{{quotebox|'''Current mood: calm'''

I do not feel black people as "intolerable"; on the contrary I've had a few black friends growing up ([[Gal pal|mostly female]]). I like black people as equals among the worldwide population. I, myself, am part [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]], so I am likely to have a black ancestor among the tribe (it is uncertain in mine, and my [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s (as he is the Cherokee parent of mine) knowledge, but I accept the theory). In short, [[Chris and race|I have no problems with black people]].

As for the worldwide [[JERKS|MALE]] (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.999999999999996% of the fully Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males.

It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are [[Chris and his Ego|arrogant]], [[Chris and remorse|ignorant of others' feelings and emotions]], [[Chris and anger|rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them]], [[Virgin with rage|testosterone driven]], [[26 December 2014|more for danger than Peace]]. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers.

I have grown up with MOSTLY Close Female Friends, so I understand the negatives, and I, as one of the few accepted among the women, reference one, [[Anna McLerran]], who currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, she and I, we were very close, [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|she accepted me]], she feels comfortable around me, she is confident with me, she shares her emotions openly with me, and above all else, she emotionally supports me and loves me as a friend. Check among the females in the [[Manchester High School]] (Chesterfield County, Virginia) Class of 2000 roster; most of them remember me as an honest, good-hearted person.

But in my current search for my Sweetheart, my [[Chris and religion|God-and-Lord-Commanded]] Dream calls for a pure, pretty [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], and she did ''[sic]'' appear unto me black. So to keep within the Godly rules of my dream, and I've been raised [[Women's rights|old-fashioned]] by [[Bob|my father]], my Sweetheart has to be white.

So, I reiterate, I am not prejudiced, I am only acting on the word of God my Lord, and I would feel terrible if I acted against that word.}}

==The Sonichu Group==
On 21 September 2006, Chris founded a MySpace group, "'''The Sonichu Group'''." He announced its opening on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] with great fanfare, saying "ALL Sonichu Fans are Welcome to Join for FREE." He added, "Members of the Local Sonichu Fan Club of [[Charlottesville]], Virginia are encouraged to join and post any suggestions for the group or CWC's Sonichu Site and whatever else, in this new MySpace Group."

The group homepage stated that "'''Sonichu Rocks!'''" Chris wrote, "This is IT, the Group dedicated to my electric-hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. You may post any and all nice comments about him, and empower his popularity." He issued the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" a day after its inauguration. He linked to his comics, and also took the opportunity to plug his dumb [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]]. As with all of his other internet sites, he used the group to rage at [[Adam Stackhouse]] in August 2007.

Chris also opened a forum, starting with a "Suggestions" topic. As one might expect, the forum was moribund until suddenly it wasn't. By September 2008, familiar names like [[Blanca|kawaiikitsune]], [[PandaHalo]], and [[Julie]] could be found among its members. The actual forum discussions appear to be lost, and Chris shortly moved on to other venues for hustling his hedgehogs.

==Chandler's List==

On 19 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as [[JERKS]] (males), [[tobacky|smokers]], [[alcohol|drunks]], "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are [[MySpace messages|correspondences with young ladies on MySpace]] who lived near Chris in [[2005]]. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.

{{quotebox|SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")}}
[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||Chris's MySpace after the hacking]]
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Name
!align="left"|Location
!align="left"|Age
!align="left"|Note
|-
| asa || Arlington, Alabama || 25 || JERK
|-
| \/\/hitney || Quinque, Virginia || 18
|-
| Howard || Charlottesville, Virginia || 31 || JERK
|-
| TheBestKeptSecretYouHad || Louisa Co., Virginia || 19 || Taken
|-
| ~*Tracy*~ || Columbus, Ohio || 25
|-
| Kristen || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22
|-
| Mac || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
|-
| Sarah || Richmond, Virginia || 20 || Taken
|-
| ...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || Taken
|-
| Kim || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24
|-
| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP || Chesapeake, Virginia || 21 || "More to Love"
|-
| _Da/\/ieL || Roswell, New Mexico || 17 || JERK
|-
| Samantha || Orange, Virginia || 19
|-
| UVA nurse (Hayley) || Raleigh, North Carolina || 22
|-
| Escaping Ellsworth || South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois || ?? || JERK Band
|-
| Shelly || McGaheysville, Virginia || 18
|-
| Heather || Burbank & New Orleans, California || 35 || Taken
|-
| *~KISS~* || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
|-
| Jessie Jo || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || Smoker
|-
| I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy || Charlottesville, Virginia || 18
|-
| Nasty G || Richboro, Pennsylvania || ?? || JERK Band
|-
| Kristie || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
|-
| (**LiNnEa** || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19 || Taken)
|-
| Ashley || Charlottesville, virginia || 19
|-
| Amanda || Orange, Virginia || 20
|-
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
|-
| ([[MySpace messages|Lindsay]] || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20)
|-
| sasa || Short Pump, Virginia || 21 || Smoker
|-
| (Jelena || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20 || No Interest)
|-
| Jade || Tampa, Florida || 17
|-
| Leah || Los Angeles, California || ??
|-
| Brooke || Crozet, Vriginia || 19 || Taken
|-
| Cate || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22 || Lesbian
|-
| (Ella || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19 || No Interest)
|-
| Randi || Charlottesville, Virginia || 17 || Mormon
|-
| Chad || Charlottesville, Virginia || 23 || JERK
|-
| Rachel || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| JaMee || Floyds Knobs, Indiana || 18 || Taken
|-
| ([[Anna McLerran|Green Day=Orgy (Anna)]] || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20 || Mormon)
|-
| Beth || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
|-
| (Timothy James || Salt Lake City, Utah || 17 || JERK)
|-
| *JUDY* aka the girlie || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || Taken
|-
| Courtney Jaye || Atlanta, Georgia || 2?
|-
| Jessica || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
|-
| Maureen || Radford, Virginia || 21
|-
| JesseBacKwards || Tri-Valley, California || ?? || JERK Band
|-
| lori || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
|-
| Aimee || Ruckersville, Virginia || 25 || Smoking Parent
|-
| (~*FreeStyle*~ || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || JERK)
|-
| Jessika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19 || No Intrest
|-
| Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) || Fort Wayne, Indiana || 21 || Taken
|-
| Mary || Barboursville, Alabama || 16
|-
| sandy || Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania || 24
|-
| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) || Crozet, Virginia || 18
|-
| Liz || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24
|-
| Wild || Spokane, Alabama || 24
|-
| ([[Britney Spears]] || Beverly Hills, California || 23 || Taken)
|-
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| Sara || Oshkosh, Wisconsin || 19
|-
| love...lost...heart (Melanie) || Ruckersville, Virginia || 19
|-
| zack || Warren, Michigan || 16 || JERK
|-
| Pimpasaurus Sex || Yavin IV, Alabama || 22 || JERK
|-
| JustJen || Palm Springs, California || 23 || Taken
|-
| veronica || Baltimore, Maryland || 19 || Smoker
|-
| Ashley of Course || Charlottesville, Virginia || 18
|-
| Jeremy || Waynerboro, Virginia || 26 || JERK
|-
| ([[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self)
|-
| adam || Albany, New York || 18 || JERK
|-
| Crystal || ???, Nevada || 18
|-
| Karen || New York, New York || 24
|-
|}

Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
 **cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
 Currently 54 Friends ''[Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]''

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Name
!align="left"|Location
!align="left"|Age
!align="left"|Note
|-
| Julia || San Diego, California || 26 || Taken
|-
| asa || Arlington, Alabama || 25 || JERK || 8
|-
| Emma Rocks! || Charlottesville, Virginia || 23 || Smoker
|-
| Howard || Charlottesville, Virginia || 31 || JERK
|-
| Meredith || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || Smoker
|-
| *New Addiction* || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| Simpleng Tao (Howie) || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || "More to Love"
|-
| ~*Tracy*~ || Columbus, Ohio || 25 || 8
|-
| Kristen || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22 || 8
|-
| *Molly || Charlottesville, Virginia || 16 || 8
|-
| katie || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| Kim || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || 8
|-
| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP || Chesapeake, Virginia || 21 || "More to Love" || 8
|-
| _Da/\/ieL || Roswell, New Mexico || 17 || JERK || 8
|-
| Escaping Ellsworth || South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois || ?? || JERK Band || 8
|-
| Heather || Burbank & New Orleans, California || 35 || Taken || 8
|-
| *~KISS~* || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || 8
|-
| Jessie Jo || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || Smoker || 8
|-
| Nasty G || Richboro, Pennsylvania || ?? || JERK Band || 8
|-
| **LiNnEa** || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19 || Taken
|-
| Ashleigh || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
|-
| Amanda || Orange, Virginia || 20 || 8
|-
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || 8
|-
| [[MySpace messages|Lindsay]] || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20 || 8
|-
| Jennifer || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24
|-
| sasa || Short Pump, Virginia || 21 || Smoker || 8
|-
| Jade || Tampa, Florida || 17 || 8
|-
| Leah || Los Angeles, California || ?? || 8
|-
| Cate || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22 || Lesbian || 8
|-
| Laura || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22
|-
| sarah p. || Charlottesville, Virginia || 22
|-
| Randi || Charlottesville, Virginia || 17 || Mormon || 8
|-
| Chad || Charlottesville, Virginia || 23 || JERK || 8
|-
| [[Anna McLerran|Green Day=Orgy (Anna)]] || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20
|-
| Maureen || Radford, Virginia || 21 || 8
|-
| JesseBacKwards || Tri-Valley, California || ?? || JERK Band || 8
|-
| lori || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || 8
|-
| Aimee || Ruckersville, Virginia || 25 || Smoking Parent || 8
|-
| Mary || Barboursville, Alabama || 16 || 8
|-
| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) || Crozet, Virginia || 18
|-
| Liz || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || 8
|-
| [[Christian Weston Chandler|SonichuCWC]] || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self
|-
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| Sara || Oshkosh, Wisconsin || 19 || 8
|-
| zack || Warren, Michigan || 16 || JERK || 8
|-
| anglhallz (Holly) || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
|-
| Pimpasaurus Sex || Yavin IV, Alabama || 22 || JERK || 8
|-
| JustJen || Palm Springs, California || 23 || Taken || 8
|-
| AMY || Houston, Texas || ?? || Taken
|-
| Ashley of Course || Charlottesville, Virginia || 18 || 8
|-
| Jeremy || Waynerboro, Virginia || 26 || JERK
|-
| adam || Albany, New York || 18 || JERK || 8
|-
| Crystal || ???, Nevada || 18 || 8
|-
| Karen || New York, New York || 24 || 8
|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:AfricanAmericansAsEqualsMySpace.jpg
Image:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg
</gallery></center>

== References ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[MySpace messages]]
*[[Dating profiles]]

==External links==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20080705130230/http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc Chris-chan's myspace of fail]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080926184058/http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103920272&Mytoken=56B47B3D-A454-45FC-87A2699B8B32C3BA39671018 The Sonichu Group homepage]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Love Quest]]

My Little Pony

2022-11-19T00:28:15Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{taxpayermoney}}

{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]

'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs first created in [[1980s|1981]] by Hasbro. It is intended for girls aged 4–8, but its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|2010s incarnation]] earned [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom|favorable acclaim]] among adults, and a cult male following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity; he picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

Chris's early fascination with the series, long before it regained popularity with its fourth generation, means that he has occasionally been referred to as 'the first Brony' by observers, though Chris didn't refer to himself as part of the fandom until [[2011]].

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

Prior to Chris's discovery by the internet, he had already made several homemade pony figures. The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.
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===''Friendship is Magic'' (2010-2019)===
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]
{{See also|Equestria Girls}}

''Friendship is Magic'' is the My Little Pony franchise's 2010s incarnation and the longest-running animated series in its history. As mentioned before, while intended for a young female audience, it wound up gaining a massive adult audience, especially among men. With that in mind, plus [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not surprising that Chris was later turned onto the show, and that he'd have even more confidence with being publicly interested in it.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series – [[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his ChristianWChandler [[YouTube]] account, which included what was then all of its episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube; note that all but one of the uploads on here have been taken down for copyright.]</ref> In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums".

[[File:Pony Love Games.png|thumb|thumb|150px|Chris gets intimate with one of his [[Vinyl Scratch|favorite characters]].]]

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves" (later officially credited as "Ditzy Doo" and then "Muffins"), a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was later discovered that Chris has not one,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much]]. Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voiced Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quoteboxred|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD, indicating he may have listened to her words at least a little.

When the ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] [sic] perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he himself has drawn [[Sonichu 8|porn of underage characters]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect", even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pulls the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro did not respond to Chris's suggestions. Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] "Derpy" to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' display and [[26 December 2014|macing a GameStop employee]].

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her colorful design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "[[Vinyl Scratch]], A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, instead of slapping on a wig and horse ears and calling it a day, Chris put at least a little effort into his costume; the result, while striking, was still far from good.

Having followed a number of prominent members of the brony analyst community on social media after [[BronyCon 2018]], Chris was [[TF2 Analysis|blocked by several of these members]] in [[January 2019]]. The causes for the mass blocking were boiled down to Chris compulsively interacting with the analysts and his [[ween]] following spamming said analysts (i.e. every comment Chris received, the analyst he initially tagged would be notified of the same post). This put Chris [[January 2019 videos#AHH!|on the warpath]] against his antagonistic followers, and drove him to seek forgiveness from the analysts, as expressed through [[:File:ChuggleDBuglApology.jpg|drawings]] and [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|tribute videos]]. With his efforts proven futile, Chris began to purge his Twitter following, initiating a brief period known as the [[Saga#Soft Exile (30 January - 25 June 2019)|Soft Exile]].

===After ''Friendship is Magic'' (2019 onwards)===
{{main|My Little Pony Protests}}

{{quote|This is an official command from your [[CPU Blue Heart]] in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension. Thank you.|Chris using his [[messiah complex]] to address Hasbro for the continuation of ''Friendship is Magic''.<ref>[[My Little Pony Protests#Video]]</ref>}}

''Friendship is Magic'' ended its nine-year run in October 2019. Chris, at 37 years of age, couldn't bear to see his favorite cartoon end, and instead wallowed in his delusions and became convinced from his [[imaginary friends]] that G4 would continue. He took to video and Twitter to try to convince Hasbro to listen to him and to cancel their plans to reboot ''My Little Pony'' into its fifth generation, or G5.

In [[2020]], much to Chris's dismay, ''Friendship is Magic'' was succeeded by a spin-off series, ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Pony Life|My Little Pony: Pony Life]]'', which reunites most of the regular cast albeit with a radically-different animation style, which Chris likens to ''[[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|Teen Titans Go!]]'' by giving it the unaffectionate nickname, "GOPony"; however, his main gripe against the show is likely the fact that the cancellation of G4 failed to meet his [[Chris and reality|unrealistic prediction]] of the show continuing to Season 14, with all the main characters evolving into overpowered Alicorns.

In [[2021]], upon news that the ''My Little Pony'' G5 reboot was proceeding, Chris snapped out of his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]], which he had kept up for over ten months, in order to personally bash the upcoming cartoon. Soon afterwards, he began protesting the new generation, albeit in a more subdued way than [[26 December 2014|before]]. By the time the reboot premiered, Chris was in jail.

==Chris and the Brony fandom==
[[File:Bronycon2019-21.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Chris attends BronyCon 2019.]]

Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of ''Friendship is Magic''. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seemed to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only a matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series that's actually – believe it or not – an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires <s>and [[Mass debating|mass debates]] to</s>.

From 2017 to 2019, Chris attended the final three years of BronyCon, a pony [[convention]] held in Baltimore, Maryland. During these events, he appeared in an immeasurable number of photographs and videos:
*[[BronyCon 2017]]
*[[BronyCon 2018]]
*[[BronyCon 2019]]

As of [[BronyCon]], his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However, by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward women at the convention. It's likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

With the conclusion of BronyCon, Chris set his sights on a new convention to fill the gap; it was his intention to attend [[BABSCon]], which is based in the San Francisco Bay Area. Despite being delayed twice to 2022 due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris did not give up. Chris made plans to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]] with the help of funding from [[Kiwi Farms]], in [[August 2021]]. After the fallout from the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] leaks on the [[July 2021|30th of July]], Chris was preemptively banned from Everfree,<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending]]</ref> and subsequently [[Jail Saga#Arrest|sent to jail]]. Everfree 2021 occurred without Chris, and no shenanigans were to be had there.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|200px|"Shaking my ass at Walmart is my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols, surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

==OCs==
{{See also|Night Star}}

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the result of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a new original character. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]]. Since 2017, Chris has created numerous ponysonas for his loved ones and allies, including [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|his mother and father]], [[Diamond Melody|his former sweetheart, Jessica]], [[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|Null]], as well as some original characters influenced by other people, including [[Kun T'Nyuget]] and [[Mad Munchkin|Gary Stu]].

==Possible cameo in cartoon==

[[Image:Ponycwc.png|thumb|Pony Chris and Borb?]]

On 7 October 2017, an episode for season 7, entitled "Once Upon a Zeppelin", was released, and many people noticed a background pony that looked similar to Chris, and two more in the background that looked similar to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]].

Ironically, the episode's story was about Twilight Sparkle learning that her parents have won a free zeppelin cruise for their family. Upon boarding, Twilight discovers the cruise to be a vacation experience where the other passengers pay to spend time with her, invading her and her family's privacy.

The pony in question, known as "Mossy Rock", is a grey unicorn, with [[pedo glasses]], a [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (similar in design to the Horizontal Horror), and a [[Hair|receding light green mane]]. Humorously, he is the only character in the audience to not smile when Twilight announces the winner.

The speculation about the pony was noticed by Chris, who commented:<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Possible cameo in MLP]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I was just made aware of this speculation from the MLP Zappelin episode. I highly doubt that Unicorn was based from myself.}}

{{quotebox|The only way to confirm or bust this is by the testimony from Tara or someone official on the MLP staff.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from that, I would rather be on there, [[Chris and reality|personally voicing my OC pony]], Night Star.}}

==Merchandise==
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Regardless of his [[Financhu Crisis|considerable debts]], Chris is not hesitant to splash out his [[monthly tugboat]] on unnecessary ''Pony'' merch. The following is a list of known ''My Little Pony'' merchandise purchased by Chris:

{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="700"
|-
!Image
!Item
!Description
!Reference
|-
|[[File:RainbowDashDoll.jpg|200px|center]]
|Rainbow Dash doll
|''See reference.''
|<ref>[[Correction of EX relationship status]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:EquestriaGirlsBluray.jpg|200px|center]]
|''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' Triple Play Blu-ray
|Chris uses the Blu-ray as a reference when explaining that his Lego MHS was partly inspired by the MLP spinoff.
|<ref>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Madman.jpg|200px|center]]
|Vinyl Scratch glasses
|As seen in the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray video]], Chris likely bought [https://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Equestria-Convertible/dp/B00IM2TW0M/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=My+Little+Pony+Equestria+Vehicle&qid=1594912020&sr=8-3 this toy set] (or similar) which came paired with the glasses.
|<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref> <ref>[[OmegaCon]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:The Clopper.PNG|100px|center]]
|Fluttershy t-shirt
|Also known as "The Clopper".
|<ref>[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men]] </ref> ''et al.''
|-
|[[File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|200px|center]]
|''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' Minis (at least 3)
|Chris created his [[Christine Doll]] using parts from Vinyl Scratch and Fluttershy "Minis". He also bought a spare Vinyl to pose the dolls together.
|<ref>[[Christine Doll]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Sonicrainboom.png|100px|center]]
|Sonic Rainboom t-shirt
|''See reference.''
|<ref>[[Jungle bells]]</ref> ''et al.''
|-
|[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|200px|center]]
|''I'm Done Adulting. Let's Be Pony'' t-shirt
|''See reference.''
|<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-10-03-14-31-36-png.141291</ref>
|-
|[[File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|100px|center]][[File:BC fb haul 1.JPG|100px|center]]
|Fluffle Puff plushy (with bag)
|Plushie of a popular fan fiction character (BronyCon 2017).
|<ref>[[BronyCon#2017]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:BronyConNowacking2.jpg|200px|center]]
|''Guardians of Harmony Fan Series'': DJ Pon-3 figurine
|Blocked by [[Nowacking]], Chris bought this for the VA as part of a failed truce (BronyCon 2018).
|<ref>[[BronyCon#Nowacking rejection]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Sylvia with Chris in bed 8 Nov 2018.jpeg|200px|center]]
|''My Little Pony'' Quilt Set
|''See references.''
|<ref>[[:File:Sylvia with Chris in bed 8 Nov 2018.jpeg]]</ref> <ref>[[:File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|
|Various ''Funko POP!'' MLP Vinyl figures
|Among which is Princess Celestia and Discord.
|<ref name=livestream>[[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1]]</ref> ''et al.''
|-
|
|Princess Luna plushy
|''See reference.''
|<ref name=livestream></ref>
|-
|[[File:Bottlecaps.jpg|200px|center]]
|''Fallout: Equestria'' Bottlecaps
|Chris bought these from an online artist because they were "[[COVID-19|affected by the convention cancellations]]".
|<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Money well spent]]</ref>
|}
</center>

==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|''Sonichu'' #12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt performed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes fast and makes a rainbow. In a bonus epilogue set in Ponyville, Night Star introduces [[DJ Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]], who perform "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]" live in concert.

Chris' passion for both his comic series and ''My Little Pony'' came together in [[2017]], when he announced work on the ''Pony''-centric comic, [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. He revealed that #12-9—formerly labeled ''Sonichu'' #13 because ''superstition''—would include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook</ref>

The comic follows Night Star as she overcomes hurdles similar to the inspiring franchise, with a dash of Chris' [[naïve]] take on [[Sex|romance]]. As per previous issues, a number of story elements were influenced by contemporary sagas, including [[Diamond Melody|Jessica Quinn]] and [[Kun T'Nyuget|the Idea Guys]]. Several members of the Mane Six and Discord appeared as cameos throughout the story. Characters from [[October 2017 Facebook posts#MLP kids party|the movie]], mostly Captain Celaeno and Tempest Shadow, even played a major role in the plot in the fourth part of the comic.

Aside from a [[Sonichu Special 7|Special]], which was used to iron out [[Ben Saint]]'s canon-defying comic, Night Star makes a brief appearance in the [[Sonichu 13|next issue of ''Sonichu'']].

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==Gallery==
===The Original Brony===
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
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===Later works===
{{See also|Night Star#Art|Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder}}
The following art is from 2017 onwards, when ''My Little Pony'' became a staple of Chris's lifestyle:

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wisp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For [[Tabitha St. Germain]]</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
File:BronyConNowacking1.jpg|<s>For [[Nowacking]]</s>
File:ReverbronyArt.jpg|Art for @reverbrony's birthday
File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|Art for Tabitha St. Germain
File:07 09 18 Happy Birthday.jpeg
File:JaiHeartPony.jpg|Art for a BronyCon friend
File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|A session with [[DRWolf]]
File:VariousBronyConArt4.jpg
File:VariousBronyConArt5.jpg|With [[Nowacking]]
File:VariousBronyConArt6.jpg|With musician Black Gryph0n
File:BronyConHaul1.jpg|Art of Nicole Oliver and Rebecca Shoichet
File:ZapNote.jpg|Zap Note (OC)
File:Gary Stu drawing.jpg|Gary Stu
File:July9Artwork.jpg|[[Null]]'s OC
File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|For the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention
File:July10PonyArtwork.jpg|
File:July13Artwork1.jpg|For a GoFundMe supporter
File:July14Art1.jpg|Another one for a GoFundMe supporter
File:July14PortalArt.jpg|Portal stuff
</gallery></center>

==See also ==
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[BABSCon]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]
*[[BronyMate]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[Christine Doll]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
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[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

List of places that have banned Chris

2022-01-19T02:05:04Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}

According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}

Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
{{main|Mal-Wart}}

Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
{{main|Get-Tar Region}}

On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
{{main|The End Games}}
Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
{{main|Anytime Fitness}}
Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===

On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
{{main|PSN blogs}}

Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
{{main|deviantART}}

Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
{{main|YouTube}}
Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
{{main|Wikipedia}}

On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}

After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}

Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
{{main|Facebook}}

On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
{{main|Lulu}}

In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
{{main|Etsy}}

Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the incest leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the incest allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.

===TooManyGames===
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Family houses==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he's been banned from his own fucking house.
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his mother, Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Jail facilities==
===Rec Room===
Chris liked to play basketball in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> However, on 30 November, Chris wrote in another letter that the room had since become restricted to him.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[Jail Saga#Second court appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Glenn Youngkin, who, being a [[Pmurt|Republican]], is highly unlikely to grant it.
* Chris will be [[List of conventions attended by Chris#Conventions that have banned Chris|banned from all conventions]] for the rest of his life, and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;
* And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so it is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated if he is convicted. YouTube has also banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.<ref>https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/</ref> However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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User talk:UmJammer Lammy

2021-12-09T04:27:39Z

UmJammer Lammy:

==Revision of My Edit==
We'll talk more on some other congruent subjects, but for now, this is solely about my edit, and the need to do it right. On November 18 2021, you undid an edit I made about Chris's attraction to cartoon characters. Your reasoning was "Removing this both for being poorly-written and because Chris isn't exceptional in this regard." So, I went back and made an in depth edit with links to other pages on the site which serve as proof, and overhauled my prose to fit what I felt was the Cwcki's neutral wiki standard POV. I removed *Channer terms like "rule 34" and explanations thereof, believing that such things were what you and 4CentUser considered as "poorly written". So, no condemnations, not even a hint of condemnation. No opinions. No silly willy channer talk. Just notations of instances of Chris expressing sexual arousal to cartoons and anime, and it was perfectly in line with the other sub headers. It went down like this: 1. Homosexuality 2. Pedophilia 3.Bestiality and than 4. Schediaphilia. And yes, I research too, the scientific term for this kind of sexual attraction, according to Urban Dictionary is "Schediaphilia" from the Greek word for "Love of Drawings". So here, I felt that my edit meets the standards. But no, because then on November 25 2021, I see my edit removed again, with your reasoning being: "Chris isn't exceptional in this regard, it just reads like you have a personal agenda against things you don't like just because Howard Stern said so." So now, I really trying hard here, to meet the standards of this CWCki. What am I doing wrong? And if Chris being attracted to cartoons is not notable, then would that mean the "Is Chris a furry?" segment is not notable or "exceptional" either? [[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] ([[User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico|talk]]) 18:49, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

==Exceptionalism==
On another note, just so that we're on the same level of understanding, what do you mean by "exceptional"? I browse Kiwi Farms a lot sometimes, and there, "exceptional" is the word filter word for "retarded". So when you say "Chris is not exceptional in that regard", do you mean he is not notable enough in that aspect? Or do you mean that this aspect does not make him stupid? [[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] ([[User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico|talk]]) 19:13, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

==Reply; Cartoon and Anime Porn 1, Relevancy to Chris==
Chris finding cartoons to be arousing is actually quite relevant. He got "married" to his own creation Magi-chan and willingly believed the many obvious falsehoods of the Idea Guys; the central core of which being that a "sexy" cute anime girl named Hyper Dimensional Neptunia was going to enter his dimension, wave a magic wand and make all his problems disappear. My thesis here is that Chris Chan created a disconnect with real life in favor of a fantasy, and just like many of his weird behaviors can be contributed to his autism mixed with his upbringing, so too, can his disconnected grasp of reality be attributed to his being sexually aroused by cartoon women. True, Chris is indeed, far from the only person who masturbated to cartoons, and he is also far from the only person who threw tantrums on the internet, and he is also far from the only person to make a recolor of Sonic The Hedgehog and think Sega would scout him, and he is far from the only person to draw himself as a furry anime hero, and he is also far from the only person to not shower and not get a job and still wonder why girls don't like him. The thing is, is like those latter things, masturbating to cartoons is an embarrassing thing and the hallmark of a loser. A lolcow. And maybe it should be that way, because otherwise, we might be normalizing a bad thing and bringing all society down with that. Or, maybe not. Maybe I'm wrong about that and hentai has its place in the world like a lot of other things like I used to think when I was back in late high school/college. But still, I'd argue that attraction to cartoons should a noted, maybe just a few sentences next time if there's a next time. [[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] ([[User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico|talk]]) 17:30, 30 November 2021 (UTC)

==Reply; Cartoon and Anime Porn 2, The World's Opinion Thereof==
I'm not saying that Chris getting aroused from pornographic/cheesecake/fetish anime and cartoon art is the worst thing he's done. It's not. What I'm saying is that it is a notable thing. Something to jot down. For instance, if we were to talk about Andrew Dobson, and we will, we would note that he drew fetish art of anime schoolgirls getting cartoonishly blown up like baloons and then cartoonishly popped. Why? Because one's sexual preferences, as I was told by my irl friends, shows a window into a person's soul. If the person is sexually interested things most normal people are sexually into, like breasts/pecs, buttocks and thighs, maybe genitalia, then there's nothing to write home about, that person is normal. But if the person say, is aroused by an illustrated pink haired girl in a sailor uniform, with a child like baby face, then that says a little more about a person, and may be indicative of something. Just like if a person like Chris is attracted to his cartoon representation of a girl wearing a sailor moon uniform, or a girl transformed into a cartoon hedgehog, it may be indicative that this person is sexually warped and with that, is packaged with a bunch of other problems. Again, you can prove me wrong, but tell me of some successful and most of all, moral decent human beings who have cartoon fetishes. Can you name any? See, there's no personal vendetta at all. No anger, just love, empathy, and the sense of doing what's right. Why would I be angry or jealous at your typical guy in his parent's basement, living off of mommy and daddy's money buying imported goods until the well runs dry? Who would want to be that? There's nothing to be envious about that. If anything, such people need society's help or society needs to mend its cracks so people don't end up like that. It is alsot not just Howard Stern that made me think differently about this subject. This common thing you see on the internet, that may be actually damaging if not viewed a certain way(that is, with a critical and educated lens i.e. litmus testing, "Haha, this is misanthropic and perverse, I can't believe fap to this, people who do have issues"). It was also Socraturtles, it was also BennetTheSage, it was a medium article, it was Steve Blum, it was Hayao freaking Miyazaki, it was Satoshi Kon, it was my irl friends, it's the world and my observations thereof. Not one different opinion made me think differently they all had a hand. Though here is a link to Mark Friggan's run down on the November 26 show of Howard Stern courtesy of Mark Friggan if you are curious. These are his words not mine: http://www.marksfriggin.com/news18/11-26.htm Just hit ctrl+f and type in "hentai" to see Stern and company's two cents on that. I don't know if this show is archived on sirius xm, but you can try. Like I said, Hayao Miyazaki, anime god, has condemned attraction to cartoons https://www.polygon.com/animation-cartoons/2020/5/25/21266704/hayao-miyazaki-anime-was-a-mistake-meme-explained Here's this quote:

"You see, whether you can draw like this or not, being able to think up this kind of design, it depends on whether or not you can say to yourself, “Oh, yeah, girls like this exist in real life.” If you don’t spend time watching real people, you can’t do this, because you’ve never seen it. Some people spend their lives interested only in themselves. Almost all Japanese animation is produced with hardly any basis taken from observing real people, you know. It’s produced by humans who can’t stand looking at other humans. And that’s why the industry is full of otaku!"--Hayao Miyazaki

So, from that quote, we correlate what Miyazaki said right there, to what I brought up about "disconnecting from reality" just like Chris Chan did, and like so many other "weebs" are doing, but not realizing. Miyazaki's quote especially relates to Chris because we can all agree that he is one of the people who are only interested in themselves, as evidenced by his heavy presence in his fictional work based on an idealized version of his real life. But Miyzaki isn't the the only anime master, to condemn masturbation to cartoons, despite the long list of previously desperate lesser anime authors who dabbled in hentai to break out. https://sotaku.com/29-famous-manga-and-anime-artists-that-have-done-ero-manga/ Enter Satoshi Kon, who you may know as the creator of such movies like Perfect Blue, Millennium Actress, Tokyo Godfathers, and Paprika. Satoshi Kon also did a tv series called "Paranoia Agent", in where a pop cartoonist claims to get attacked by a bat wielding maniac, setting forth a chain of events to drags her whole city into a wave of paranoia. I really recommend this one series to you, because not just is it superbly written with a great ongoing social commentary that breaks cultural barriers, but also because of this one c-plot involving an otaku. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy90iySXAAEBJGv?format=jpg&name=medium An obsessive doll collecting otaku who seems to have a fetish for anime girls of many different types in many different articles of fetish clothing(sailor school unforms, nurse outfits, cheerleader outfits, qi paos, bunny girls, cat girls, the works). http://explodedgoat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/PAE3_shot1.png Like all such cartoon masturbators he is a chubby schlubby nerd that can't get a date, so he resorts to hiring a prostitute. I won't spoil much but eventually, he toom disconnects from reality, and gets consumed by his hobbies and interests and nullified in a way because of that. The one positive thing though, is that his nullification did serve as a stepping stone for this super cool superhero to use as a means of getting to the bottom of the thing destroying the city. Here's an article on Satoshi Kon's two cents. https://the-artifice.com/satoshi-kon-otaku-anime/ --[[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] ([[User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico|talk]]) 13:24, 07 December 2021 (UTC)

: ''Again, you can prove me wrong, but tell me of some successful and most of all, moral decent human beings who have cartoon fetishes. Can you name any?''

Sorry, I can't read minds so I can't know if everyone who faps to cartoons is a good or bad person and frankly I don't care. This wiki also does not care if Howard Stern or Hayao Miyazaki condemn such behavior and you should just drop the subject as it goes beyond the site's scope. I'm quitting this conversation as it goes nowhere and I'm not interested in debating whether fapping to drawings is right or wrong, and if you re-add that to any article I'll remove it on sight, okay?. [[User:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]] ([[User talk:UmJammer Lammy|talk]]) 04:27, 9 December 2021 (UTC)

User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico

2021-12-01T20:49:04Z

UmJammer Lammy: /* Re */ new section

== Reply ==

Hi there. To be bluntly honest, the thing is that Chris finding cartoons arousing isn't really that relevant and you seem quite eager to add that information as if it were the worst thing Chris has ever done just because you agreed with Howard Stern's opinion that people who fap to drawings are disgusting.

Also, by "exceptional", no, I didn't mean "retarded", just that Chris is far from the only person to fap to cartoons (and no, not everyone who does that ends up as an actual sex offender/alleged rapist) and as such is irrelevant to point it out, especially when the examples you wrote in the page are from things that happened over 10 years ago (the Sailor Moon poster and the R34 Sonichu drawings) and that Chris has probably long forgotten. I think is best that you don't readd that section. Have a good day, Tommy.

UmJammer Lammy, 26 November 2021.

== Re ==

Um, no Tommy, to be honest you just read like you have a personal agenda against those who fap to cartoons, so it's not relevant at all if Chris does or used to do it, you seem to want to hammer that into the article as the most serious transgression Chris has done just because you personally dislike that. Please keep that off the page, thanks.

User talk:TippyToesTommyTalarico

2021-11-27T00:51:40Z

UmJammer Lammy: /* Reply */ new section

Chris and sex

2021-11-25T03:50:45Z

UmJammer Lammy: Undo revision 272877 by TippyToesTommyTalarico (talk) Chris isn't exceptional in this regard, it just reads like you have a personal agenda against things you don't like just because Howard Stern said so.

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[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

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==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{main|Incest}}
{{Dated}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==
Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

Questions of whether or not Chris was capable of rape have been discussed previously among observers, but the situation became much more complicated in [[2021]] following Chris's [[incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], which has not been proven to be consensual or non-consensual. In light of the information revealed through the [[incest call]] and other outlets from around the same time, it's unclear whether or not Barb agreed to have sex with her son or if he forced himself onto her, and as such, it is not clear if Chris is actually a rapist. Chris noted that Barb appeared to be "partially confused" during certain sexual encounters, which fueled longtime speculation she could have a degenerative mental disease, which would thus make her unable to consent. For what it's worth, Chris mentioned that Barb made the first move, which would be consistent with certain inappropriate behavior that she got Chris to do earlier in life (such as asking him to spoon with her).

As there is little context as to what happened during the incestuous affair, [[List of Chris's lies|as Chris is known for being an unreliable source of information]], and as Barb has not spoken about the subject, it cannot clearly be confirmed to be rape without a proper criminal investigation. Chris has also not been charged with rape despite spending months in jail, awaiting his trial. With Barb being declared mentally competent enough to live on her own in 14 Branchland Court, it is highly unlikely that rape charges will be pursued, since the legal case for a rape charge is flimsy at best without any further evidence. It can therefore be assumed that Chris's incest with his mother was a consensual matter, at least in the eyes of the law.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
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Chris and sex

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UmJammer Lammy: Removing this both for being poorly-written and because Chris isn't exceptional in this regard.

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{{HealthDisclosure}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

{{-}}

==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{main|Incest}}
{{Dated}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==
Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

In light of the information revealed through the [[Incest call]] and other outlets from around the same time, it's unclear whether or not Barb was consenting when they had sex, and as such it is not clear if Chris is actually a rapist. Chris noted that Barb appeared to be "partially confused" during certain encounters, which fueled longtime speculation she could have a degenerative mental disease, which would thus make her unable to consent. However, for what it's worth, Chris mentioned that Barb made the first move, which would be consistent with certain inappropriate behavior that she got Chris to do. As there is little context as to what happened during the incestuous affair, and Barb has not spoken about the subject, it cannot clearly be confirmed to be rape without a proper criminal investigation. Chris has also not been charged with rape.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
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{{Love quest}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

List of places that have banned Chris

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UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
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Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===

On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}

Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the [[Incest]] leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===

[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his Youtube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the [[Incest]] allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for [[Sonic World]], a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.

===TooManyGames===
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Family houses==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he's been banned from his own fucking house.
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a [[Incest|sexual relationship with his mother]], Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing [[incest]] with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Chris's letter from jail]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case#Second_court_appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Ralph Northam (Democratic) or, beginning on January 15, 2022, Glenn Youngkin (Republican);
* Chris will be [[Kick the Autistic|banned from all conventions]], and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;
* And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated if he is convicted. YouTube has also banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.<ref>https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/</ref> However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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How to Talk to Girls

2021-11-13T01:09:46Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{protip|Men are the magnets. Women are the metal.}}

[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The book's cover.]]

'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' is a 2008 children's self-help book written by Alec Greven, who at the time of print was nine years old and has created an entire series of similar books. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". The book itself is a guide on how to gain a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. It is not a good book for adults to take advice from, seeing as how each page is two or three short sentences long, and it's aimed at children around Alec's age. However, given that Chris is probably around Alec's age mentally, it seems only appropriate.

The advice given is quite simple: "The first thing you should say to a girl is hi" or "Don't act desperate, girls hate desperate boys". Despite the simplicity, Chris believes that the book will help him get a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that keeping an older girlfriend is a lot harder to do than [[Pedofork|a nine-year-old one]]. What's more, most of Alec's points are null when it comes to older women, especially ones around Chris's age who won't be swooned by a simple "hi" or "I like to draw, how 'bout you?". However, this does help to explain why Chris thinks that [[Episode_1#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|discussing one's favorite color]] is a romantic conversation.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

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==Chris's views on magnets and metal==
Despite the fact that Chris has never had a girlfriend, he still disagrees with Alec about how men are the "magnets" and women are the "metals", insisting that it could go the other way around; that is, women can attract men, while men may play a passive role in courting. While he's not necessarily incorrect, this statement shows how poor Chris's grasp on traditional gender roles in modern Western society are, even when compared to a nine-year-old boy.

==See also==
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]
*[[Dating education]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Alec Greven|Wikipedia article on Alec Greven]]
*[http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999 The book on Amazon]

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Medallions

2021-11-13T01:05:09Z

UmJammer Lammy:

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

The '''Medallions''' (also called "'''Medals'''" by [[Chris]]) were a result of Chris's infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public, it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]].<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref> Although Chris's habit of wearing the medallion at fluctuated over the years, he still wears the medallion in public. He does not plan ever to retire it, despite its degrading condition.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6015357 Chris rebuffs suggestion to replace medallion, 15 February 2020]</ref>

Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and previously produced them in larger numbers for purchase through [[eBay]]. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]], and the quality varies from medallion to medallion.

In 2016, Chris made [[Christine Doll|a custom doll figure of himself]], based on a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the medallion concept. More recently, Chris has often been seen wearing the medallion alongside his [[unicorn cosplay]] and [[Z-Ring]], most notably in a photo of him at [[Cville Pride]] published in the local newspaper ''Daily Progress'' in September 2017.

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==Origins and purpose==

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion.

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some {{w|Crayola}} Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].|Chris, on the [[CWCipedia]]<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>
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[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with {{w|Shrinky Dinks}} hanging from its chain.]]
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]



Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]" video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris wrote on his [[MySpace]] profile in [[2008]] that he considers the medallion a signifier which makes him "Very Easy to find in public"<ref name="myspace">"I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion." [[MySpace#July 2008]]</ref>, suggesting that he may use the medallion as a kind of mobile [[attraction sign]]: a conversation piece to invite potential [[sweetheart]]s to ask about Sonichu, giving Chris an excuse to launch into a tirade about [[Chris and his ego|his famous creation which has made him]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|beloved across the world]].

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from {{w|Crayola}} Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a {{w|Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson}} wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he most likely has {{w|sensory defensiveness}}, which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied {{w|Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink}} charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The Medallions==
===Sonichu Medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|left|Yes, he even wore it to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation...]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|Before [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has frequently worn for most of his adult life, aside from a good chunk the time between [[2010]] and [[2017]] where he wore it more sparingly. Chris has worn this pretty consistently since then, usually alongside a necklace adorned with [[magic stones]] befitting of [[Chris and religion|his pseudo-religious beliefs]].

This medallion, of course, depicts Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

As Chris explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], his medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that, in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, it requires him to wear the medallion during its filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associate's degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's [[Creepy stare|supposed reaction]] to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain, it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures, they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unknown.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at {{w|Miskatonic University}}. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s former owner/webmaster, Girlvinyl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her", Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] explaining that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. During this same exchange, he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case, he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his {{w|rectum}}. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''{{w|The Blair Witch Project}}'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.

The medallion was shattered when Chris accidentally dropped it on the floor at [[The End Games]] in April 2017.

====Mark 4 and beyond====
[[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|100|The filthy medallion in February 2020.]]

The latest medallion, with numerous modifications made to it over the years (see Modified Medallion section below), has become increasingly discolored from late-2019 onward.

Chris inadvertently revealed the reason in a [[Discord]] comment:

{{quote|Celestial Key, Chrysoberyl, Medallion, and Lemurian Seed go into the shower and bed with me as well And combined with my Larimar Stone, I've personally met and made allies with the Goddess of Lemuria.|Chris on his collection of [[magic stones]].}}

As Crayola Model Magic is porous when hardened, while Chris showers with it on, the medallion absorbs grime such as soap scum and skin cells. The surface of the Mark 4 medallion has also become increasingly uneven and discolored over time due to frequent contact with hot water.

The medallion was last seen during Chris' arrest on 1 August 2021, and it's unknown if Chris took it to jail.

 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
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===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
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===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and hung it up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until its destruction during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of January 2014,<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref> covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].
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===Modified Medallion===
[[File:MAGfest stuff2.jpg|thumb|200px|Modified to include elements from Sonichite and ''Neptunia''.]]

Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include [[Sonichite]], by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling [[Pokémon]]'s Mega Stone power-up item.

In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at [[MAGfest]].<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref> Share Crystals are an integral part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'s lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made "Share your shares" a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>

===Magic stones===
{{see also|Magic stones}}

[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his [[magic stones]] along with the medallion.]]
[[File:24 03 20 Back of medallion.jpg|thumb|left|Magic stone on the back of the medallion]]
[[Emily]] noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905</ref>.
[[File:September28TwitterMedallion2.jpg|thumb|Damaged medallion in 2020]]
{{quote|Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the [[Creepy stare|1000 yard stare]] and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.|Emily}}

Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.

{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami

===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2 (under duress)
*Sonichu v.3 (by accident)

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

==Hiatus and the return==
[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Old habits die hard.]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it.

Even while Chris had given up wearing the medallion, it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014 Facebook post]].</ref>

In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later. Interestingly, Chris seems to now exclusively wear the medallion in public, despite no longer wearing it in his videos. This trend lends credence to Chris's previous statement that he wears the medallion so that [[Boyfriend-free girl|friends and well-wishers]] can identify him in public<ref name="myspace"/>.

To promote his $12,000 eBay auction for [[The Classic]] in [[April 2017]], Chris donned the medallion on video once more in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. He wore it to events that year, such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] and [[BronyCon]].

<center><gallery>
File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].
File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!
File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.
File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|In 2017.
File:Our signatures00001.png|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]] and the latter the medallion.
</gallery></center>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]
[[File:Medallion making framework.jpg|thumb|200px|Medallion blueprint]]
===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[eBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his eBay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions. Chris likely used a stencil to shape pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] into the medallion, as evidenced by the scuff marks on the "blueprints". Aside from use as a stencil, it has no other purposes [[CADD|without labels or measurements]].

===eBay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
<center><gallery>
File:Medallions 1.JPG
File:Medallions 2.JPG
File:Medallions 3.JPG
File:Medallions 4.JPG
</gallery></center>

===eBay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

===Etsy Questions and Answers===
A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:

{{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.

1 Of me

1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)

1 Of Robee

and

1 of Robee's girlfriend

itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.

its not Mimi is it?}}

{{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}

{{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}

{{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}
[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his eBay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref>

In [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, who stated that it would take two weeks to ship. After two weeks passed, Mr. Smith, believing that the two-week period meant the medallion would be created and shipped during that time, contacted Chris, who stated he didn't make the medallion yet and lacked the money to ship it. This resulted in Mr. Smith filing a claim against him on 18 September, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point, Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!}}

To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset. At this point, the credibility of Smith's complaints became less important.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

[[Chris and negotiation|Can't we just forgive and forget?]] Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested to be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face"; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. In the end, he got the following loot for free:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris did not come out of this fiasco looking as good as he [[Chris and his ego|probably thought he did]].

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

===Outsourcing production===
Around [[October 2017]], Chris said that he wanted to have people produce medallions for his Sonichu merchandise business.<ref>[[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE]]</ref> In [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]], he demonstrated how to create a medallion.
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|The awful third party Praetor Medallion]]

Chris's goal of working as little as possible in medallion production was achieved in [[December 2020]]. Chris revealed that he had successfully outsourced the creation of the Sonichu medallions to a group of [[enablers]] known as [[Praetor]]. Chris also stated that some of the profits would go directly to him, although the exact amount is unknown. Despite ostensibly being made by people who are not autistic (or at least not as retarded as Chris), these particular medallions somehow managed to look even worse than Chris's handiwork made with far less effort (even by Chris's standards).<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref> Regardless of shitty quality, the medallions sold out quickly- over 150 units were sold and dozens of glowing reviews were garnered.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

On 13 March 2021, Chris announced on [[Twitter]] that he would be selling "limited run" Golden Sonichu Medallions in collaboration with Praetor on his [[Etsy]] page.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion]]</ref> There were three medallions in production and were listed at $60 usd each. Those who purchased the medallions also had the ability to access Chris's private [[discord]] server and presumably talk to Chris himself. According to one buyer of a gold medallion, their messages were ignored and they never got into the server- but subpar customer service isn't too surprising all things considered.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med85.png|Number 85.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.
File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.
File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.
File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG<ref>[https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]</ref>, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Spazkid]].
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.
File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.
</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&feature=youtu.be

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power
*[[Christine Doll]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

The Wallflower

2021-11-13T00:54:18Z

UmJammer Lammy:

:''For the CWCipedia page, see [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)]].''
{{Protip|Even though it is an open secret, any reference to the Wallflower's identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]].}}

{{quote|And, who cares if you're a fucking acoustic virgin? ... Not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I.|The Wallflower, speaking for women everywhere.<ref name="Wallflower3"/>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = The Wallflower
|name = [''redacted'']
|image = Aliteralallflower.jpg|imagesize=250px
|aliases = Damien Antaria The Wallflower
|gender = Female
|saga = [[Surfshack Tito]]
}}

"'''The Wallflower'''" is the codename of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s heiress, a [[gal pal|female friend]] that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-[[high school]] years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity.

The Wallflower wanted the relationship over after a [[troll]] linked The Wallflower to the [[CWCki]]. The ending of their relationship is most likely a result of having her details leaked over the [[Internet]] and Chris exacerbating the problem. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those goddamn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].

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==The "relationship"==
{{quote|It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth.|Chris [[Jackie Chat 1|explains the deepness]] of his relationship with The Wallflower}}

[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|Chris and The Wallflower on a double date with Sonichu and Rosechu in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.]]

{{See also|Wallflower E-mails}}

Based on an email Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], he met The Wallflower on 22 [[January 2010]] at a "Young Adult Social Group",<ref>On 27 January 2010, Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January|wrote to Vivian]] that he was "attending [his] first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where [he] also met and hit it off well with a nice and pretty 23-year old woman". [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 27 January 2010 fell on a Wednesday, and the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> to which she went at the advice of her mother.<ref name="Wallflower3">[[Wallflower E-mails 3]]</ref> The Wallflower told Chris on the very same day she first met him that that she's not ready for a romantic relationship.<ref>In an email from 28 January 2010, The Wallfower [[Wallflower E-mails|wrote Chris]] that "I like mentioned to you on that Friday, I'm not totally ready to be in a relationship yet". [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 28 January 2010 fell on a Thursday; the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> As will be shown below, Chris was not deterred by that statement and still thought that he had a serious shot at becoming The Wallflower's boyfriend.

[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|The Wallflower on her [[third date]] with [[Clyde Cash]].]]

On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.<ref name="Wallflower1">[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> The first public signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late [[January 2010]]. In [[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers|Mailbag #46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers". Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 [[February 2010]] edition of the [[CWC Blog#February 2010|CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly". When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56#On appreciating tone (also the end)|Mailbag #56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend", Chris replied "she does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all".

The relationship was, at best, "just friends". Chris himself has confirmed this in [[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|one of his posts on the Sonichu Forum]] and again in a [[Jackie Chat 1|private chat]] with [[Jackie]].

In [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|a series of e-mails to Vivian]], it was revealed that Chris had been seeing The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan. He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], he unabashedly [[Chris and reality|refers to her as his]] "[[Boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend]]", despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

A series of [[Wallflower E-mails|e-mails]] revealed by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] reveals that Chris's attachment to The Wallflower had been a one-sided relationship to Chris as The Wallflower, indeed, had no intention of being with Chris and was shocked and appalled at the fact that Chris even ''thought'' that she was his sweetheart.

==The "break-up"==
{{quote|Got-Dang Asexual Woman!|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] page on The Wallflower.}}

[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]

When Chris released a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that revealed The Wallflower's identity, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls|a message to the trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], in which he acted out a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]] that ended with Chris slitting an invisible Clyde Cash's throat. Going by that, it's likely that Chris initially blamed the loss of The Wallflower on his old nemesis.

However, on 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and shifted the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.

In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], leaked four days later, Chris was mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with The Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]," as Wallflower had recently begun to back up his claims.

The [[Wallflower E-mails 3|third set of e-mails to The Wallflower]] finally confirms what had happened. As seen, The Wallflower was outright shocked at the vastness of information on her page within the [[CWCki]], assumed that Chris had set the page up himself, and ended their friendship. Chris, however, kept trying to salvage their relationship long after it became obvious that he didn't have a chance, angering her even more. She also asserted her hatred of Chris by first saying that Tito was indeed her boyfriend before giving up and just telling him that she was asexual.

==Today==
It seems that, years since the events of that March morning, Chris has yet to forget her as, [[Calling Out|returning to the Internet]], he [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|calls out Tito]] and demands that he apologize to her for breaking them up, still referring to her as his "girlfriend". However, a few days later, Chris made [[Correction of EX relationship status|a retraction video]], apparently clarifying that they were indeed just friends. The description of the video seems to suggest that she found out about the video and demanded he correct it.

Interestingly, though he hasn't forgotten about her, he hasn't "forgiven her" for it.

In September 2012, Chris [[September 2012 Facebook posts#Texting|texted]] her, in the hopes of getting back in touch with her, though it is unknown if she responded. This remains the last known communication between the two, and Chris has most likely forgotten about her in the intervening years, while she did her best to wipe out her Internet presence to avoid being pestered by him or by weens.

==Anonymity==
Originally, this article intruded into parts of The Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.

Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010 (roughly around the time the edits were made), when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|14 March 2010 Captain's Log update]] on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

The e-mails from The Wallflower seem to paint a fuller picture to this. It appears that when The Wallflower discovered her page on the CWCki, she got pissed at Chris and demanded that he remove that information. However, he did it through his [[YouTube]] videos. Annoyed, she went to the CWCki herself.

Chris, in the meantime, continued to drop her first name and pen name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which had it in the title.

Chris later also uploaded [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a list of his former gal-pals and sweethearts]] on the CWCipedia which included her full name. Chris goes on to blame the existence of her [[Facebook]] page for the leak of her identity and the end of their budding relationship.

Continuing with this theme, 19 [[April 2010]] would see Chris adding an ''[[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|entire article]]'' about her to the CWCipedia. In addition to the usual fits of megalomania and delirium, the page sported a copy-pasted version of this page. Conspicuously absent, however, was this very section.

To this day, he believes the entire debacle was the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover. [[Calling Out|Recently]], though, Chris has seen fit to ''partially'' [[Chris and remorse|accept blame]] for what happened.

==See also==
*[[Wallflower E-mails 1|Wallflower E-mails I]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails II]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 3|Wallflower E-mails III]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{DEFAULTSORT:Wallflower}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]

Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)

2021-11-13T00:49:49Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{quote|This facility is 2/5 stars.|Chris on his jail accommodations}}

Chris responds to a fan from Virginia, where he gives insight on his experience in jail, as well as how the officials there treat him.<ref>https://twitter.com/JohnRetvrned/status/1454229943450284033 [https://archive.fo/ks1ho (Archived)]</ref> Most notably, it reveals that [[Barbara]] has written to him in jail.

Rather worryingly, Chris seems to be on the verge of antagonizing the prison guards, which as some ex-convicts can attest to, is a really bad idea<ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmC1qYhsbq4&t=776s </ref>. Alongside his extremely annoying behaviour, [[Ego|entitlement issues]], [[Health|questionable hygiene]] and his growing [[messiah complex]], it's likely that if he doesn't change his attitude '''soon''', Chris will be putting himself in both physical and legal jeopardy. This is his last letter to date, causing speculation that either the jail or his lawyer have curtailed his mail privileges.

==Original Letter==

{{quoteboxred|October 21, 2021

Christine Weston Chandler

c/o Central Virginia Regional Jail

13021 James Madison Highway

Orange, Virginia 22960

Dear Goddess Blue Heart, Savior and Messiah, Christine Westion Chandler Sonichu,

I do apologize, I am unsure of your full name and title. I have been following you for quite a while on the internet, and have been watching your currently legal situation with much interest (as I work in a related field). I am sure you are being bombarded with letters, some good and some bad, but I wished to reach out to you to ask about your current situation and for some elaboration on previous statements you have made in other letters.

Firstly, I hope the jail isn't treating you too badly! How is it in there? I haven't had the fortune, or misfortune, to visit Central Virginia Regional Jail but I have been in a few other VA correctional facilities so I can imagine a little what it's like. Have you made any new friends inside?

Next, I have seen you mention several times that you are the second coming of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, which is needless to say quite an astounding thing to learn! I myself have found it a little hard to understand what you have said about the coming separation of the good hearted people and the wicked trolls who have tormented you so badly throughout your life. Could you please elaborate on that for me a bit? What will happen to me?

Finally, I wish you good luck and good health inside! I and very interested in the coming events of as you prophesied, and look forward to the destruction of the evil trolls!

Sincerely,
<CENSORED><ref group="note">The available photos of this letter have the sender's name censored.</ref>}}

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 26 OCT 2021 PM 2
| upperright = ENERGY ACTION MONTH [''stamp of a bird'']
| center = █████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████
| lower = █████████████
| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
}}{{quotebox|October 25, 2021

Dear █████████,

Thank you for the kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and [[Barbara]], is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in [[Virginia]].

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations <s>really</s> and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I've experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real [[Jerkops]], and really noisy neighbours after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I've enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I've hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

[[Messiah complex|I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ]], complete with ALL of the memories from year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the Chaotic [[Rainbow]]'s apex in [[2003]], and then be reborn on [[Chris's birthday|February 24, 1982]].

-->}}

{{quotebox|Firstly, I do not look upon the term, "[[Troll]]" as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to paTrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between The last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the [[Merge|Dimension Merge]] in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, This is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the divided Universe), which has been Completed, The Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with [[14 Branchland Court|the Sonichu Temple]], as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

<CENSORED>, thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, <CENSORED>. Be Safe and Well,

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the
Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, <s>and</s> Messiah, and God of all.}}

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{{FanChats}}

Adam Stackhouse

2021-11-13T00:44:21Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS:
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox.
 -He Had his SISTER [[Chris_and_the_law|ILLEGALLY]] in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}

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|label4 = Gender
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|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won instead, and thus harbored a grudge against him.

In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his "[[virgin with rage]]" moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.

In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.

Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]].

Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|college]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100701123021/http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657</ref> He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.<ref>http://theavadventure.com/</ref>

==The Original Version==
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==Adam's entry==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}</center>

{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}

==Chris's opinion of Adam==

{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. 
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</ref>}}

He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.

In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:

{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}

==Adam's opinion of Chris==

Adam's initial reaction to Chris was to threaten legal action against him for harassment<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA&lc=UgwnnzQGxEqx0wQRBep4AaABAg</ref>, but later relented after probably realizing it would not be worth pursuing.

{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me "no-good" and repeated shoots a picture of me...

I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]] update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together..."<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref>|}}

==Adam revisited==
[[File:Chris and Adam Stackhouse, MAGfest 2018.png|Together at peace...|thumb|200px]]

A decade after the Chop Chop Master Onion Rap contest, Adam attended [[MAGfest]] in 2018, even attending a panel dedicated to Chris-Chan. He and Chris even take a selfie with each other, and Chris's interactions with him shows that he no longer holds his animosity towards him, and the two have finally made peace with each other.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[CWC is Angry]]
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company
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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Virgin with rage

2021-10-30T00:03:04Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}

[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?!]]]]

'''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris]]'s description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress|frustration]] and, well, [[rage]].

Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, [[Honest Content|even in casual conversation]] with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of [[Un-clit|the few times he has learned from his mistakes]].

In [[April 2012]], Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as [[Mia Hamm]]. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.

== Hormonal rage ==
Chris was extremely distressed about the possibility of being destined to be a virgin forever.

{{quote|Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]].}}

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't, by giving her random and unwanted touches.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&A#Chris_and_Megan]]</ref>

In another instance, Chris attempted to kiss [[Emily]] by surprise, during an unusually generous hug, but she was able to avoid it, and left unscarred.<ref>[[Emily#Kiss_fail]]</ref>

Also, during the [[Father Call]], [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew Devoria accused him of feeling Kacey in a "touchy-feely" manner, including touching her shoulder and sniffing her. Chris mentions this was because he was "nervous" at the time and because he wanted to see which one of her perfumes was better.

Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], 10 January 2010.<ref>[[Facebook_messages#Other]]</ref>}}

==References by Chris==
*"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", a song which Chris recorded in August [[2003]], features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."
*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about ''[[Sprung]]'' from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."
*The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from [[2004]] featured Chris's poem "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."
*According to an entry in [[CWC's Diary#2004|CWC's Diary]] from September [[2004]], Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.
*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN [[South Park|BALLZ-BROKEN]] LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *[[sigh]]*"
*Likewise, his [[PSN blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."
*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."
*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."
*Chris's New Year's resolution for [[2009]], announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman." Like most people's New Year's resolutions, he failed to follow through.
*While molesting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 [[April 2009]], Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from [[May 2009]] includes multiple references to his virginity.
*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 [[July 2009]], Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the more obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 [[August 2009]], Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."
*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."
*In the [[Common Questions#15 January 2010|Common Questions]] from 15 [[January 2010]], a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"
*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex]] to [[the Wallflower]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."
*The 2009 [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|COMEBACK!]]'' album has a song on it titled "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]".

==A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

On 12 [[April 2012]], two leaked [[Facebook]] statuses depicted Chris as having finally lost his virginity. The posts contained several points highly suggesting Chris hired a prostitute:

* She compared him to the last guy she was with.
* She told him a [[Duck|blatant lie]] to make him feel good about himself.
* Perhaps the most telling of all, Chris said that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest|one night stand]].

Roughly a month later, on 1 [[May 2012|May]], Chris wrote in a [https://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/hey-trollies/283149358446217 Facebook note] that his virgin breaker could be found "somewhere on the backpage." Most assumed he was referring to Backpage.com, a website well-known for featuring sex service ads, which would end up shut down by federal law enforcement in 2018.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> This made it even more apparent that Chris resorted to paying for sex, [[Chris and hypocrisy|breaking a vow that he previously set for himself]].

In a [[July_25,_2014_Leaks#June_28-29|conversation]] that was leaked on 25 [[July 2014]], Chris confirmed what everyone already knew; he hired a prostitute to take his virginity. A few months later, a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|leaked email]] detailed his experience with her and revealed she went by the alias of Mia Hamm. Given that Chris practically had to bribe someone for his first time, all at the age of thirty, this brings a less-than-[[Giant Penis Comic|ideal]] conclusion to the virginal chapter of his [[Love Quest]] (which, despite his bragging, was never an option he considered with any level of enthusiasm).

Incidentally, both prostitution and solicitation of prostitution are illegal in Virginia.<ref>[http://prostitution.procon.org/view.background-resource.php?resourceID=767]</ref> Therefore, Chris [[Chris and the Law|has committed yet another crime]].

==Aftermath==
Despite his hopes, losing his virginity did not appear to make Chris any happier. His [[Twitter]] and Facebook updates in the weeks, months, and years since showed him sliding deeper into depression. An April 2012 post on Twitter stated, "The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. I still require my Sweetheart. :_( ...<3" In August 2013, Chris even mentioned that he was more stressed, and in [[August 2014]], the ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' [[Saga]]--which saw Chris incensed over a very small change to a video game franchise and would eventually lead to him [[26 December 2014|committing a felony]]--began.

Since the [[Idea Guys]] planted their ideas into Chris's mind, however, Chris has found a (relatively) more fulfilling way to conclude his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]]...by getting into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]]. For what it's worth, he ''seems'' to be genuinely happier than he did when pursuing real-world [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|tom-tom for his duck to pound]], so there's that.

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Jail Letter - 21 October 2021

2021-10-29T23:48:09Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{Protip|This letter was - [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|once again]] - in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}}
[[File:Loud.jpg|thumb|The Luan Loud plush, as seen in [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]].]]
[[File:LuanChan.png|200px|right|thumb|How Chris views Luan according to the letter.]]

On 21 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''', responding to another failed attempt to troll him. He was asked about the allegedly risque activities he performs to a plushie of an underaged cartoon character he owned. The original sender was pretending to be Master Shake and gave Chris an Arabic blessing, which actually was a transliteration of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]". The sender posted his letter and Chris's response to [[4-cent_garbage.com|the /co/ board on 4chan]].<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/126593825/|wayback = 20211025233750}}</ref>
==Original Letter==
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To Christine Weston Chandler:

I’m just going to be frank, I have been hearing rumors that you are in possession of a plush toy that is in the likeness of [[Wikipedia:The Loud House|Luan Loud]]. I did some searching and saw in [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|the video where you were asking for people to donate to your Everfree North West GoFundMe]] that said plush was visible in the background on your bed. In case you don’t know what I’m talking about here’s a picture of Luan.

[[File:LuanLoud.png|150px]]

I first heard these rumors after your arrest back in [[August 2021|August]], though the doll being in your possession was only part of the discourse. The other part was rumors that you did sexual things to the doll, like I remember one person saying that you cut a hole in it. I’m just writing to ask if you actually did do anything sexual to the doll. I’m not accusing you of anything I just want to dispel any rumors.

To show you my good intentions I am giving you an Arabic blessing, you can tear off that part of the letter and hang it on your cell wall. It’s a simple phrase that wishes one good luck and that all will turn out well in your hour of tribulation. Just crease it first.
Best regards, [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Shake Zula]]

PS: My real name will be on the envelope per Viriginia Corrections System rules but I request that you do not refer to me by said name, just as Shake Zula.

<big>یان براندون اندرسون</big> <ref group="note">The Persian text is an approximation of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]."</ref>}}

==Chris' Response==
{{quotebox|October 21, 2021

Hey, <CENSORED><ref group="note">The available photos of this letter have the sender's name censored. Note that Chris clearly ignored the request to be called "Shake Zula".</ref>

To Answer your question, and you may share it online if you wish, The Luan Loud plush, as well as ALL of my plushes throughout my present, immortal
life, have never ever been cut open at all, nor have any of them been violated, defaced, or abused sexually at all.

There was no discourse. The Luna (sic) Loud plush was, literally, a Gift from another one of my kind followers, because they saw a similarity in the Humor aspect between
I and her. I have my Morals, especially... being the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and God of all, including you.

Regardless, I appreciate your blessing and prayer in Arabic; I have an open mind for all religions and spiritualities, as I am multi-faceted. Thank you, kindly.

I offer you a direct Blessing in return, <CENSORED>. Visually, I draw it in my Neo Spirituality/(Updated) Christianity symbol, but its main manifestation is in the form of
a small share of my own Aura and Vibrations.

Go forth with Peace and Clarity by my Power and Glory as God.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu}}

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Netflix

2021-10-11T05:58:59Z

UmJammer Lammy:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, age 50.]]

'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watched [[Obesity|regularly]].)

As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

However, between some obvious favorites, the list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]].

==Instant streaming history==
{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Title
!Time
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]''
|01:35:29
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]''
|01:40:04
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''
|00:02:17
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]''
|00:01:01
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Office Space|Office Space]]''
|00:01:10
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]''
|00:01:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet"
|00:29:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]''
|00:43:44
|-
|11/13/09
|The [[Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot"
|00:23:14
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball"
|00:22:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000"
|00:22:36
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler"
|00:24:16
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster"
|00:22:11
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled"
|00:22:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies"
|00:21:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]''
|02:04:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]''
|01:23:41
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]]''
|00:02:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation''
|00:01:13
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Borat (film)|Borat]]''
|00:01:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond''
|00:02:44
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:06
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean (series)|Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:March of the Penguins|March of the Penguins]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]''
|00:03:05
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]''
|00:01:42
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]''
|00:03:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]''
|00:01:28
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Plane]]''
|00:01:55
|-
|11/15/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar"
|00:29:03
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home"
|00:29:19
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light"
|00:32:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever"
|01:23:05
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth"
|00:30:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments"
|00:29:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Weight Gain 4000|Weight Gain 4000]]"
|00:23:56
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Volcano (South Park)|Volcano]]"
|00:37:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]"
|00:37:38
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]"
|00:15:20
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]"
|00:23:22
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]"
|00:23:00
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]"
|00:28:23
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Mecha-Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]]"
|00:30:36
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue"
|02:29:18
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening"
|00:30:12
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:27:08
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:29:33
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]"
|00:23:11
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]"
|00:30:35
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Conjoined Fetus Lady|Conjoined Fetus Lady]]"
|00:23:01
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka|The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]"
|00:25:09
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:City on the Edge of Forever|City on the Edge of Forever]]"
|00:47:11
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Runaway Racoon”
|00:23:38
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabbit Town”
|00:23:27
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rhino Melancholy”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Dolphin Daydream”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Greedy Bears”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Fox Waltz”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Easy Albatross”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “The Mole Rat Speaks”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Human Scapegoat”
|00:23:30
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabid Wolf”
|00:23:34
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “A Beastly Feast”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Anima-City”
|00:23:34
|}

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Total Time
|-
|11/13/2009
|5:30:48
|-
|11/14/2009
|6:30:28
|-
|11/15/2009
|1:54:54
|-
|11/18/2009
|2:55:36
|-
|11/19/2009
|3:39:32
|-
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|-
|7/3/20
|4:42:49
|-
|Total
|31:39:25
|-
|Average
|4:31:21
|}

==Queues on 21 [[November 2009]]==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his [[video]]-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible [[Sex|romance]] films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that ''Fritz the Cat'', a film with an extreme amount of [[Bestiality|yiffing]], is on the list.

===Instant Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|[[Abusive babysitter|''The Babysitters'']]
|3.036
|-
|2
|[[Wikipedia:The House Bunny|''The House Bunny'']]
|3.239
|-
|3
|[[Wikipedia:This Girl's Life|''This Girl's Life'']]
|2.928
|-
|4
|[[The High School Story|''Carrie'']]
|4.0*
|-
|5
|[[Transformers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|6
|''[[Wikipedia:9½ Weeks|9½ Weeks]]''
|3.174
|-
|7
|''[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Beauty|Dangerous Beauty]]''
|3.79
|-
|8
|[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Liaisons|''Dangerous Liasons'']]
|3.753
|-
|9
|[[Monty Python|''And Now for Something Completely Different'']]
|5.0*
|-
|10
|''30-Second Bunnies Theatre'': Season 3
|3.0*
|-
|11
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]]
|2.633
|-
|12
|''[[Wikipedia:I Still Know What You Did Last Summer|''I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'']].
|3.05
|-
|13
|[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|''Story of O'']]
|2.748
|-
|14
|[[Wikipedia:En la cama|''En la cama'']]
|2.859
|-
|15
|[[Wikipedia:Battle in Heaven|''Battle in Heaven'']]
|2.222
|-
|16
|[[Wikipedia:Grande École (film)|''Grande École'']]
|2.735
|-
|17
|[[Wikipedia:Heavy Metal (film)|''Heavy Metal'']]
|5.0*
|-
|18
|[[Wikipedia:Virtual Girl|''Virtual Girl'']]
|2.231
|-
|19
|''[[Wikipedia:Species – The Awakening|Species – The Awakening]]''
|2.786
|-
|20
|[[Wikipedia:Frozen River|''Frozen River'']]
|3.395
|-
|21
|[[Wikipedia:Bushwhacked (film)|''Bushwhacked'']]
|3.39
|-
|22
|''Keeping Up Appearances''
|5.0*
|-
|23
|[[Red Skelton|''The Red Skelton Collection'']]
|5.0*
|-
|24
|[[Wikipedia:American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile|''American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'']]
|3.353
|-
|25
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]]
|2.318
|-
|26
|''Thérèse and Isabelle''
|5.0*
|-
|27
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]]
|2.604
|-
|28
|''Foreplay''
|1.778
|-
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|''Strictly Sexual'']]
|3.011
|-
|30
|''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]''
|3.863
|-
|31
|''Tender Is the Heart''
|2.206
|-
|32
|[[Wikipedia:Better Than Sex (film)|''Better Than Sex'']]
|2.999
|-
|33
|[[Wikipedia:If Lucy Fell|''If Lucy Fell'']]
|2.996
|-
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|''Nice Guys Sleep Alone'']]
|2.924
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Shut Up and Kiss Me (film)|''Shut Up and Kiss Me'']]
|2.392
|-
|36
|[[Wikipedia:Lovelife|''Lovelife'']]
|2.714
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|''Daffy Duck's Quackbusters'']]
|3.803
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie|''The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie'']]
|4.047
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:The NeverEnding Story (film)|''The NeverEnding Story'']]
|3.913
|-
|40
|[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|''Inspector Gadget'']]
|3.739
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
|3.953
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:The Inspector|''The Inspector'']]
|3.696
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|''MythBusters'']]: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|-
|44
|''MythBusters'': Collection 1
|4.21
|-
|45
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 1
|3.317
|-
|46
|[[Monty Python|''Monty Python's Flying Circus'']]
|3.901
|-
|47
|''American Swing''
|2.673
|-
|48
|''[[Wikipedia:Indie Sex|Indie Sex]]''
|3.276
|-
|49
|''[[Wikipedia:Species III|Species III]]''
|2.938
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Quarantine (film)|''Quarantine'']]
|3.048
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie|''Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie'']]
|3.103
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Animatrix|''The Animatrix'']]
|3.686
|-
|53
|[[Wikipedia:Harry Novak|''The Pigkeeper's Daughter'']]
|4.0*
|-
|54
|[[Wikipedia:Video Vixens|''Video Vixens'']]
|1.883
|-
|55
|[[Obesity|''I Want Candy'']]
|2.534
|-
|56
|''[[Wikipedia:List of National Lampoon films|National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7]]''
|1.917
|-
|57
|''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon Noir|Cartoon Noir]]''
|2.427
|-
|58
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]]
|3.667
|-
|59
|[[Wikipedia:Read or Die|''Read or Die'']]
|4.054
|-
|60
|Air TV
|3.87
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles|''Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles'']]
|3.665
|-
|62
|[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|''Dead Space: Downfall'']]
|3.277
|-
|63
|''[[South Park]]'': Season 1
|4.151
|-
|64
|''South Park'': Season 2
|3.904
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 2
|3.622
|-
|66
|''South Park'': Season 3
|4.043
|-
|67
|''Tripping the Rift'': Season 3
|3.392
|-
|68
|''South Park'': Season 4
|4.127
|-
|69
|''South Park'': Season 5
|4.2
|-
|70
|''South Park'': Season 6
|4.267
|-
|71
|''South Park'': Season 7
|4.207
|-
|72
|''South Park'': Season 8
|4.24
|-
|73
|''South Park'': Season 9
|4.154
|-
|}
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

===DVD Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''[[Sonic]] X'': Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|3.562
|-
|2
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|N/A
|-
|3
|''[[Transformers]]: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 1
|3.838
|-
|4
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|5
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|6
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|7
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 1
|3.963
|-
|8
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|9
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 1
|3.965
|-
|10
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 2
|
|-
|11
|[[Transformers|''Beast Machines'']]: Disc 1
|3.762
|-
|12
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 2
|
|-
|13
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 3
|
|-
|14
|''Beast Machines: Disc 4
|
|-
|15
|''[[Transformers]]: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1
|3.493
|-
|16
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|17
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|18
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|19
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1
|3.464
|-
|20
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|21
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3
|
|-
|22
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4
|
|-
|23
|''[[Transformers]]: Energon'': Vol. 1
|3.436
|-
|24
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 2
|
|-
|25
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 3
|
|-
|26
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 4
|
|-
|27
|''[[Transformers]]: Cybertron'': Disc 1
|3.357
|-
|28
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 2
|
|-
|29
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 3
|
|-
|30
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 4
|
|-
|31
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 5
|
|-
|32
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 6
|
|-
|33
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 7
|
|-
|34
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers: Fall of Man|''Transmorphers: Fall of Man'']]
|2.26
|-
|36
|[[The_High_School_Story|''Carrie'']]
|3.746
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Zombie Strippers|''Zombie Strippers'']]
|2.556
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:Twilight (film)|''Twilight'']]
|3.8
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:Evan Almighty|''Evan Almighty'']]
|3.488
|-
|40
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain
|2.393
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:Slayers Return|''Slayers Return'']]
|3.858
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:Love in Paris|''Another 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.351
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:The First 9½ Weeks|''The First 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.835
|-
|44
|[[Wikipedia:Angels & Demons (film)|''Angels & Demons'']]
|3.757
|-
|45
|''Angels & Demons'': Bonus Material
|2.933
|-
|46
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|''The Ring'']]
|3.552
|-
|47
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring Two|''The Ring Two'']]
|3.0
|-
|48
|[[Wikipedia:Are You Being Served? (film)|''Are You Being Served?'']]
|3.31
|-
|49
|[[Wikipedia:Species II|''Species II'']]
|2.979
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Species (film)|''Species'']]
|3.131
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Fritz the Cat (film)|''Fritz the Cat'']]
|3.012
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat|''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'']]
|2.934
|-
|53
|''Very Private Lesson'
|2.92
|-
|54
|''[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]] Surprise!''
|2.216
|-
|55
|''Kekko Kamen Returns!''
|2.339
|-
|56
|''Kekko Kamen New!''
|2.361
|-
|57
|''Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!''
|2.559
|-
|58
|[[Wikipedia:Nana (manga)|''Nana'']] Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1
|3.978
|-
|59
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|60
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|''Elfen Lied'']]: Vol. 1, Vector One
|4.17
|-
|62
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 2, Vector Two
|
|-
|63
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 3, Vector Three
|
|-
|64
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 4, Vector Four
|
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Shaun of the Dead|''Shaun of the Dead'']]
|3.959
|-
|}

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[[Category:Websites]]

My Coke Rewards

2021-10-11T05:57:19Z

UmJammer Lammy:

[[Image:rubi_110309.jpg|thumb|Chris, the closet telenovela fan. Who'd'a thunk it?]]

'''My Coke Rewards''' was a loyalty program that rewarded frequent drinkers of Coca-Cola brands with various products, operated from 20 February [[2006]] to 30 [[June 2017]]. Considering [[Chris]]'s [[Chris and health|diet and eating habits]], it's no surprise he'd be a frequent user of the website, although is unknown if he still used it by the time it shut down.

Chris had 8,000 points, enough to buy the most valuable prizes available through the program four times over.

==Chris's Coke Habits==
3 Points: Any Bottle (including water, up to 2L)

10 Points: 12 Pack of Cans (Or 12 water bottles)

20 Points: 24 Pack of Cans (Or 24 water bottles)

25 Points: 36 Pack of Cans

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Point per Soda
!Amount of Soda
!Bottles of Soda
!Cans of Soda
!Total Points
!Bonus?
|-
|3/6/07
|3
|3
|3
|0
|9
|No
|-
|3/8/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|3/10/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|3/13/07
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|3/14/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|3/15/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|3/18/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|3/24/07
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|3/26/07
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|3/27/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/1/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/3/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|4/7/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|4/8/07
|3
|6
|6
|0
|18
|No
|-
|4/10/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/12/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/14/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|4/17/07
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|4/19/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|4/21/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/22/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/25/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/28/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/29/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|5/2/07
|3
|18
|18
|0
|54
|No
|-
|5/2/07
|0
|0
|0
|0
|10
|Yes
|-
|5/3/07
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|5/5/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/7/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|5/9/07
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|5/12/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/13/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/14/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|5/16/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/17/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/21/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|5/22/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|5/23/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|5/26/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|5/27/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|5/31/07
|3
|19
|19
|0
|57
|No
|-
|6/2/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|6/5/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|6/6/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|6/7/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|6/9/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|6/10/07
|3
|18
|18
|0
|54
|No
|-
|6/12/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|6/14/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|6/17/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|6/18/07
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|6/21/07
|3
|16
|16
|0
|48
|No
|-
|6/25/07
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|7/3/07
|3
|20
|20
|0
|60
|No
|-
|7/7/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|7/9/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|7/11/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|7/14/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|7/17/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|7/17/07
|3
|0
|0
|0
|27
|Yes
|-
|7/24/07
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|7/24/07
|3
|0
|0
|0
|6
|Yes
|-
|7/28/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|7/28/07
|3
|0
|0
|0
|30
|Yes
|-
|8/4/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|8/6/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|8/7/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|8/9/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|8/11/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|8/15/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|8/18/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|8/20/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|8/20/07
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|8/24/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|8/24/07
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|8/29/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|8/29/07
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/1/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|9/8/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|9/8/07
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|9/9/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|9/12/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|9/13/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|9/13/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/18/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|9/24/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|9/24/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/25/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|9/27/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|9/27/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/30/07
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|10/9/07
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|10/9/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|10/18/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|10/19/07
|20
|2
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|10/24/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|10/25/07
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|10/29/07
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|10/29/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|11/3/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|11/3/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|11/10/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|11/10/07
|10
|3
|0
|36
|30
|No
|-
|11/18/07
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|11/18/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|11/29/07
|3
|6
|6
|0
|18
|No
|-
|11/29/07
|20
|3
|0
|72
|60
|No
|-
|12/11/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|12/11/07
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|12/11/07
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|12/17/07
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|12/17/07
|20
|2
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|1/4/08
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|1/4/08
|20
|4
|0
|96
|80
|No
|-
|1/4/08
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|1/19/08
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|1/27/08
|10
|9
|0
|108
|90
|No
|-
|1/27/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|2/16/08
|3
|3
|3
|0
|9
|No
|-
|2/16/08
|10
|7
|0
|84
|70
|No
|-
|3/1/08
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|3/1/08
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|3/1/08
|20
|2
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|3/14/08
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|3/14/08
|10
|5
|0
|60
|50
|No
|-
|3/14/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|3/20/08
|3
|9
|9
|0
|27
|No
|-
|3/20/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|4/9/08
|10
|10
|0
|120
|100
|No
|-
|4/23/08
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/26/08
|3
|10
|10
|0
|30
|No
|-
|4/27/08
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|4/27/08
|10
|7
|0
|84
|70
|No
|-
|4/27/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|5/8/08
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|5/8/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|5/8/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|5/12/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|5/12/08
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|5/21/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|5/21/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|5/30/08
|3
|6
|6
|0
|18
|No
|-
|5/30/08
|10
|5
|0
|60
|50
|No
|-
|6/10/08
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|6/12/08
|10
|3
|0
|36
|30
|No
|-
|6/25/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|6/25/08
|10
|0
|0
|0
|40
|Yes
|-
|6/25/08
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|7/1/08
|20
|2
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|7/13/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|7/15/08
|3
|3
|3
|0
|9
|No
|-
|7/24/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|8/7/08
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|8/7/08
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/4/08
|3
|4
|4
|0
|12
|No
|-
|9/4/08
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|9/13/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|9/14/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|9/20/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|10/14/08
|25
|1
|0
|36
|25
|No
|-
|10/15/08
|25
|1
|0
|36
|25
|No
|-
|10/15/08
|3
|8
|8
|0
|24
|No
|-
|10/18/08
|25
|1
|0
|36
|25
|No
|-
|10/21/08
|25
|1
|0
|36
|25
|No
|-
|10/21/08
|10
|5
|0
|60
|50
|No
|-
|10/23/08
|25
|2
|0
|72
|50
|No
|-
|10/28/08
|25
|3
|0
|108
|75
|No
|-
|11/21/08
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|11/21/08
|10
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|11/21/08
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|12/7/08
|10
|3
|0
|36
|30
|No
|-
|12/19/08
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|12/19/08
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|1/7/09
|10
|7
|0
|84
|70
|No
|-
|1/7/09
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|2/18/09
|10
|6
|0
|72
|60
|No
|-
|2/18/09
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|3/24/09
|3
|5
|5
|0
|15
|No
|-
|3/24/09
|10
|10
|0
|120
|100
|No
|-
|4/17/09
|3
|6
|6
|0
|18
|No
|-
|4/17/09
|10
|5
|0
|60
|50
|No
|-
|5/11/09
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|5/11/09
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|5/19/09
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|5/27/09
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|5/27/09
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|6/4/09
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|6/4/09
|10
|6
|0
|72
|60
|No
|-
|6/15/09
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|6/15/09
|20
|2
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|6/30/09
|3
|7
|7
|0
|21
|No
|-
|6/30/09
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|6/30/09
|10
|6
|0
|72
|60
|No
|-
|7/8/09
|3
|2
|2
|0
|6
|No
|-
|7/8/09
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|7/8/09
|10
|4
|0
|48
|40
|No
|-
|8/15/09
|20
|5
|0
|120
|100
|No
|-
|8/15/09
|3
|6
|6
|0
|18
|No
|-
|8/19/09
|10
|7
|0
|84
|70
|No
|-
|8/22/09
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|8/24/09
|10
|1
|0
|12
|10
|No
|-
|8/24/09
|3
|1
|1
|0
|3
|No
|-
|9/4/09
|10
|7
|0
|84
|70
|No
|-
|9/4/09
|20
|1
|0
|24
|20
|No
|-
|Total:
|n/a
|n/a
|905 Bottles
|3624 Cans
|5503 Points
|n/a
|}

==Chris's rewards==
In return for his prodigious consumption of caramel coloring and high fructose corn syrup, Chris has picked up a wide variety of prizes through the My Coke Rewards program. His choices include $50 in gift certificates for Simon Malls (Simon is the real estate company that owns and operates [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]), five free game and movie rentals from Blockbuster Video, and 40 free song downloads and one free album download from [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|Rhapsody.com]] (now Napster). This possibly goes some way to explaining why he downloads all his music legally, instead of treating [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] with his usual contempt.

He also acquired a "30+ Minute Downloadable Motivational Workout Music Mix," which he will never use in his life. Period.

{|class="wikitable"
!Prize
!Points
!Date
|-
|$25 SonyStyle Gift Card
|500
|4/29/07
|-
|One Game Rental at BLOCKBUSTER
|80
|5/7/07
|-
|One Game Rental at BLOCKBUSTER
|80
|6/12/07
|-
|DVD set of Rubi Novela
|345
|7/6/07
|-
|One 20 ounce Coca-Cola Product
|0
|7/6/07
|-
|One Movie Rental at BLOCKBUSTER
|45
|8/25/07
|-
|$25.00 Simon Giftaccount (SM)
|625
|8/20/07
|-
|$25.00 Simon Giftaccount (SM)
|625
|11/3/07
|-
|$5 Off Season 6 of "24" on DVD
|0
|11/3/07
|-
|One Game Rental at BLOCKBUSTER
|80
|3/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Full Album Download from Rhapsody.com
|225
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/21/08
|-
|Universal Grad Bash 2008 Battle of the Bands
|0
|5/21/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/30/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|5/31/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|6/12/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|6/25/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|6/25/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|6/25/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|7/1/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|7/15/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|7/15/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|33
|7/24/08
|-
|Single-Song Download from Rhapsody.com
|43
|8/7/08
|-
|$1 Rhapsody MP3 Store Credit
|43
|11/21/08
|-
|$1 Rhapsody MP3 Store Credit
|43
|11/21/08
|-
|$10 Rhapsody MP3 Store Credit
|440
|1/7/09
|-
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==See also==
*[[Chris and nutrition]]
*[[CWC Cola]]

==External links==
* [http://www.mycokerewards.com The official My Coke Rewards website]
* http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj
* http://www.mediafire.com/?m21jzkmmkvt

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Websites]]

List of places that have banned Chris

2021-10-11T05:49:01Z

UmJammer Lammy: /* Looking ahead */

{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}

According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}

Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
{{main|Mal-Wart}}

Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
{{main|Get-Tar Region}}

On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
{{main|The End Games}}
Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
{{main|Anytime Fitness}}
Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===

On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
{{main|PSN blogs}}

Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
{{main|deviantART}}

Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
{{main|YouTube}}
Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
{{main|Wikipedia}}

On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}

After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}

Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
{{main|Facebook}}

On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
{{main|Lulu}}

In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
{{main|Etsy}}

Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's Patreon was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the [[Incest]] leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===

[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his Youtube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the [[Incest]] allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for [[Sonic World]], a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}

Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}

Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.

===TooManyGames===
{{main|TooManyGames}}

Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

===[[Other Pony events#Seaquestria Fest|Seaquestria Fest]]===
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Family houses==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a [[Incest|sexual relationship with his mother]], Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing [[incest]] with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Chris's letter from jail]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case#Second_court_appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Ralph Northam (Democratic);
* Chris will be [[Kick the Autistic|banned from all conventions]], and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;
* And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated once he's convicted. However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

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