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Brushfire Video

2015-01-24T04:14:51Z

UndeadSpergatory:

The '''Brushfire Video''' (officially '''Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 6 [[November 2014]]. The video was posted during a string of rants on [[Facebook]] that Chris made while observing a man on a bulldozer trying to put out a very small [[Pandahalo|brushfire]] accidentally occurring near his house.

Note that the long title of the video accidentally reveals the address of his [[Rental House]].

This video notably shows an actual conversation between Chris and Barb in the rental house, the likes of which had not been seen since [[You're Always Pretty]].

The video is shot in better quality than his [[Chris and cinematography|usual standards]], apparently made using the YouTube Capture app on [[iDea Book Case|his iPhone]], but that's not saying much as the video quality continually changes, and is quite possibly one of the shakiest videos he has made this side of [[Sonichu's Edge]].

Chris thought that his [[Trolls|det]][[A-Logging|rac]][[Ween|tors]] wouldn't find the video by putting it in "Unlisted" mode on YouTube. This backfired spectacularly.

===Summary===
This video mostly consists of footage of the brushfire, shot through a window, with dramatic [[music]] added to effect, while Chris talks loudly to his mom and makes a stupid impression of the guy on the bulldozer every now and then. Note that Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|is not one to talk]] regarding fires. The crunching and plinking sounds implies that the video was shot rather nonchalantly during lunch.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mf6gEYRHxA8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2014]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Hypocrisy]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Not Visible
| previous = [[To Mr. Smith]]
| next = [[26 December 2014]]
}}

==Transcript==
[''The first minute and 17 seconds of the video are silent with some old orchestral music playing in the background. 9 seconds in, there is a jump cut to a new shot of the window that zooms in. At the 1:17 mark, [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] presumably asks him to mind his own beeswax.'']

Well, it IS my business, I'm livin' right... next door to dis here. [''Plenty of crunching and rustling sounds can be heard in the background. After some more silence, Barb asks him a question but cannot be easily heard at all.'']

Yeah, and I'm recording it on my iPod! Video! [''Chris clears his throat.''] Yeah, you see what he's--you see, he moved his...shovel mech, and he's... lookin' like he's trying to, he's either stokin' it, or he's trying to put it out! [''Barb talks again inaudibly.''] Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, [[Speech impediment|nanowats]], that's what's looks like he is doing right now!

[''More silence, then two grunts from Chris and plenty of rattling, followed by some more silence. Then, Barb talks again.'']

You looked from downstairs or outside? [''Barb inaudibly replies.''] Yeah! [''Some keys jingle in the background.''] Hey, [[Snoopy]]. [''More silence.''] This can go on YouTube. [''Barb likely asks him what he'll call the video.''] "Shoveling Male Idiot Tries to Put Out Fire"..."Surrounding a Forest"..."and"..."Neighborhood"! [''More silence.''] An' there's a lake nearby, y'know what? He could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My momma tried callin' 911 but guess what! The [[Jerkops|darn idiots]] won't listen! They think, "He's not [[Chris and the Law|breaking any laws]]!" Consarnit! They don't have a lick a' [[Chris and Reality|common sense]]!
Oh, LOOK at this now! He drivin' away from the damn fire...oh, wait, he turnin' around! [''Chris' phone starts ringing. The ringtone is "Street Life", a [[Homos|disco song]] by Randy Crawford. Chris cuts the video and starts again after the call.''] Oh, now what? I'm in a--

[''Jump cut to a new shot of the window. Cue some more silence, with some new somber-type piano music in the background and either [[Clover]] or Snoopy howling. Bulldozer stops trying and rolls up the hill. Chris uses his [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] voice again.''] Yep, I'm driving away! I stoked the fire, and now I'm driving away! I'm [[Chris and Hypocrisy|an idiot]] or somethin', look at me! I'm driving away from the fire after I darn stoked it! And the wind it heavy over hear, I can feel it! And now I just turn myself around. And now I'm gonna sit here and watch the damn fire some more! [''Normal voice''] Somebody please call 911 and tell 'em to get over here!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Mr. Smith]]|nextlink=[[GameStop Assault]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

ChrisAfterChristmas2004

2014-12-21T04:21:03Z

UndeadSpergatory:

'''ChrisAfterChristmas2004''' is a video leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. The video itself is actually the end minute of a 13-minute video Chris filmed on [[Christmas]] in 2004. In this video, Chris talked about the events of the day and his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]].

The video is actually from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD, proving its existence of the Director's Cut version, and [[Catherine]] obtained a copy of said version. Given that she is actually a troll, we have yet to see more leaking of the Director's Cut DVD.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChrisAfterChristmas2004
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mnCUi2H87mk}}
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===
Well, that wasinstar our family [[Christmas]] of [[2004]]. I did get some nice gifts, but... it does not compare to having a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that I can [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|make into a girlfriend]]. ["[[Stress sigh|sigh]]"] So, at least from the family part, we did get to spend [[Bob Walks In|quality time]] together watching some [[Monty Python|British comedy]]... so on the family part that's... that's been good. Uh, but unfortunately I was hoping for her to come but she didn't, my fr- my, uh, lifelong friend, [[Sarah Hammer]]. ["sigh"] Y'know, if she had not been paired up with that [[jerk]] [[Wes Iseli]], [[Chris and reality|I could have her]], but seriously though, I wish she was here so I could [[Rape|talk to her]], and so she could help me in my [[Love Quest|quest]] to get a boyfriend-free, 18-22 year-old girl... 18 to 23 years on [[Chris's birthday|February 24th]], [[2005]]. Well, anyway, uh, that pretty much sums up, uh, my, uh, Christmas season for this year, so, uh, as they say in show biz: goodbye folks!

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Leaked videos]]

ChrisAfterChristmas2004

2014-12-18T09:08:40Z

UndeadSpergatory:

{{Incomplete}}

'''ChrisAfterChristmas2004''' is a video leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. The video itself is actually the end minute of a 13-minute video Chris filmed on [[Christmas]] in 2004. In this video, Chris talked about the events of the day and his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]].

The video is actually from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD, proving its existence of the Director's Cut version, and [[Catherine]] obtained a copy of said version.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChrisAfterChristmas2004
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mnCUi2H87mk}}
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = [[Love Quest]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===
Well, that [''unintelligible''] our family [[Christmas]] of [[2004]]. I did get some nice gifts, but... it does not compare to having a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that I can [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|make into a girlfriend]]. ["[[Stress sigh|sigh]]"] So, at least from the family part, we did get to spend [[Bob Walks In|quality time]] together watching some [[Monty Python|British comedy]]... so on the family part that's... that's been good. Uh, but unfortunately I was hoping for her to come but she didn't, my fr- my, uh, lifelong friend, [[Sarah Hammer]]. ["sigh"] Y'know, if she had not been paired up with that [[jerk]] [[Wes Iseli]], [[Chris and reality|I could have her]], but seriously though, I wish she was here so I could [[Rape|talk to her]], and so she could help me in my [[Love Quest|quest]] to get a boyfriend-free, 18-22 year-old girl... 18 to 22 years on [[Chris's birthday|February 24th]], [[2005]]. Well, anyway, uh, that pretty much sums up, uh, my, uh, Christmas season for this year, so, uh, as they say in show biz: goodbye folks!

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Leaked videos]]

ChrisAfterChristmas2004

2014-12-18T09:06:18Z

UndeadSpergatory: Added transcript

{{Incomplete}}

'''ChrisAfterChristmas2004''' is a video leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. The video itself is actually the end minute of a 13-minute video Chris filmed on [[Christmas]] in 2004. In this video, Chris talked about the events of the day and his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]].

The video is actually from the Director's Cut version of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD, proving its existence of the Director's Cut version, and [[Catherine]] obtained a copy of said version.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChrisAfterChristmas2004
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mnCUi2H87mk}}
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = [[Love Quest]]
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===
Well, that [''unintelligible''] our family [[Christmas]] of [[2004]]. I did get some nice gifts, but... it does not compare to having a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that I can [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|make into a girlfriend]]. ["[[Stress sigh|sigh]]"] So, at least from the family part, we did get to spend [[Bob Walks In|quality time]] together watching some [[Monty Python|British comedy]]... so on the family part that's... that's been good. Uh, but unfortunately I was hoping for her to come but she didn't, my fr- my, uh, lifelong friend, [[Sarah Hammer]]. ["sigh"]. Y'know, if she had not been paired up with that [[jerk]] [[Wes Iseli]], [[Chris and reality|I could have her]], but seriously though, I wish she was here so I could [[Rape|talk to her]], and so she could help me in my [[Love Quest|quest]] to get a boyfriend-free, 18-22 year-old girl... 18 to 22 years on [[Chris's birthday|February 24th]], [[2005]]. Well, anyway, uh, that pretty much sums up, uh, my, uh, Christmas season for this year, so, uh, as they say in show biz: goodbye folks!

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Leaked videos]]

October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-12-17T06:48:15Z

UndeadSpergatory:

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding [[hair]] and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threats|death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.
{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| 23 October
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.
{{quotebox| 24 October
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.

{{quotebox|25 October
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]]. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.

{{quotebox| 25 October
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===

Chris dons some purple leggings, a dress made for someone half his size and a floral headband and ruins a [[Halloween]] party at the local gay bar.

{{quotebox| 31 October
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!

[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}

William Elliot Waterman:
{{quoteboxgreen|
good halloween costume :)}}

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:
{{quoteboxred|
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most [[JERKS|Males]] in this world are [[Chris and writing|Boring]], [[Honor Roll|Dull]], [[Women's Rights|Mentally Prehisoric]], [[Chris and anger|Immature]], [[Chris and remorse|Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care]], [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|they like to bully other people]], regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

[[My Little Pony|Friendships Are Most Magical]] for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

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To Mr. Smith

2014-10-29T02:00:17Z

UndeadSpergatory:

{{Incomplete}}

'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the [[CWCki Forums]], was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one after questioning Chris's expediency. After additional complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]].

This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].

Like in the last video, Chris has chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a [[I Love Lucy|1950s sitcom]]. It's possible that this strange and out of place choice of soundtrack was added by Chris in an attempt to show sincerity and that he is genuinely [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for being a jackass to his customer, knowing that he is generally [[Autism|unable to show legitimate emotion]] in a convincing way. Despite this, given the sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of proper (or any) post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video, Chris is probably being insincere and has once again [[I'm Sorry, Dude|been forced to apologize]] for his actions in the laziest possible manner.

The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up.

==Summary==
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.

The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice.

The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = To Mr. Smith
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''Music playing in the background.'']

To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']

Well, you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket ah ice on your head because you... sent my [[Chris and money|finances]] down the drain there... like a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking ship]]. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']

[[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again'']

Me.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

To Mr. Smith

2014-10-29T00:23:53Z

UndeadSpergatory: Added more details

{{Incomplete}}

'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the [[CWCki Forums]], was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one. After further complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]].

This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].

Like in the last video, Chris has chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a [[I Love Lucy|1950s sitcom]]. It's possible that this strange and out of place choice of soundtrack was added by Chris in an attempt to show sincerity and that he is genuinely [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for being a jackass to his customer, knowing that he is generally [[Autism|unable to show legitimate emotion]] in a convincing way. Despite this, given the sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of proper (or any) post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video, Chris is probably being insincere and has probably once again [[I'm Sorry, Dude|been forced to apologize]] for his actions in the laziest possible manner.

The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up.

==Summary==
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.

The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice.

The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = To Mr. Smith
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''Music playing in the background.'']

To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']

Well, you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket ah ice on your head because you... sent my [[Chris and money|finances]] down the drain there... like a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking ship]]. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']

[[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again'']

Me.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

I Love You, Catherine

2014-10-05T05:31:35Z

UndeadSpergatory:

"I Love You, Catherine" is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.

Note that the video has [[Chris and cinematography|the usual]] murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in "[[Hello, my sweety baby]]".

==Summary==
...

{{Infobox/video
| name = I Love You, Catherine
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
}}

===Transcript===
''["[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]" playing in background]''

--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... [[stress sigh|*stress sigh*]]... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back.

Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would [[rape|take advantage]] of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously.

Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.]

I can't stop loving you~

Deep within my heart~

[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|I don't know all the lyrics]]~

So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~

and the depths of my soul~

[dramatic pause]

I love you.

==External links==
...

I Love You, Catherine

2014-10-05T05:28:56Z

UndeadSpergatory:

"I Love You, Catherine" is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.

Note that the video has [[Chris and cinematography|the usual]] murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in "[[Hello, my sweety baby]]".

==Summary==
...

{{Infobox/video
| name = I Love You, Catherine
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
}}

===Transcript===
''["[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]" playing in background]''

--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... [[*stress sigh*|Stress sigh]]... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back.

Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would [[take advantage|rape]] of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously.

Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.]

I can't stop loving you~

Deep within my heart~

[[I don't know all the lyrics|SingStar Challenge Round 5]]~

So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~

and the depths of my soul~

[dramatic pause]

I love you.

==External links==
...

August 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-08-25T04:03:42Z

UndeadSpergatory:

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[August 2014]].

==Fan items lost in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]==

{{quotebox|2 August 2014

I just received a cute little plush [[Sonichu]] from a fan. It triggered the memory of the fire (it is not the sender's fault). Why? Because three fan presents were hanging on a wall in the [[Chris's room|bedroom upstairs]].

A bigger plush Sonichu with short arms and legs, big head, average body. A Sonichu face oil painting on fabric. And the [[Medallions#Asperchu Medallion|Asperchu Medal]] in its small box.

To the up to three people who made those items, I am terribly sorry, but they were all lost in the fire. And I miss those three items now more than ever. I don't know who y'all are, but y'all know who you are.

Also, please help my family and I get through this month, and hopefully fix my [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]'s teeth, by buying my time to draw commissions for you, or better, buy my featured framed pieces (three more are going to be added next week).}}

==Need more [[Chris and money|money]]==

{{quotebox|3 August 2014

Please help us here. I am serious about it, plus my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I have bills to pay, and we need the money for real. Now, I even do not have money to ship my more recent orders. I did raise over two Gs last month, but that money was spent on bills, the printer ink cartridges, shipping all of the orders from the past month, some [[Lego]], and food for my family. So, don't give me doubt about my honesty.

My mother seriously has cavities in her teeth, and I sincerely want to help pay for her required dental work. And we have bills to pay that the [[Monthly tugboat|usual income]] just can not cover.}}

To which Spirit Plumber replied:

{{quoteboxred|Maybe budget a bit better next time, skip on the Legos, for example. I don't have any more work for you at this time.}}

and [[Kim Wilson]] replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh, Christian Weston Chandler, you know your ebay says are finite, right? Market's tight for Sonichu related merchandise.}}

==Chris explaining [[Chris and money|where the money goes]]==
{{quotebox|5 August 2014

Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling [[lego]] custom minifigures of my main [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that [[Megan Schroeder]] conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for the shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.}}

==Hmmph!==
{{quotebox|5 August 2014

Back off, you darn bullies; my family and I seriously need the money. I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Tugboat|monthly]], you dumbasses! Hmmpf!

[[File:CWC_Facebook_MLP_Image_8-5-2014.jpg|220px]]}}

==Vicious Vibes==
{{quotebox|5 August 2014

With the recent bullying I am receiving yesterday and today, it is the comic book forced ending and early retirement all over again.

All of these most vicious vibes, I am feeling less inspired to even consider going back to the comic books and all of that.

Why do you all have to bully people so [[Chris and English|viciously and needless]]. To the Left with ALL OF YOU.}}

To which Jennifer Wilson replied:
{{quoteboxred|But who is bullying you?}}

==tl;dr==
{{quotebox|7 August 2014

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**

I am long devastated and exhausted of all of the hate I have been receiving from the people who are not only labeled "Bad", "[[Trolls]]" and "Bullies", but absolutely none of you all know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains!

All of you impulsively choose those you consider to be weak, stupid (even misusing the word, [[Homos|gay]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|to define something or someone as STUPID)]], or even somewhat remotely better than yourselves just so you can downsize their self confidence and ego, when you have absolutely no self confidence or ego in yourselves.

You all are Misaiming your anger and impulsive hatred to someone who is not even remotely related to you or even remotely involved in your own lives.

All of you are NOT angry at ME; all of you are NOT angry at Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Katy Perry or any female superstar; all of you are NOT angry at Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Jay Leno or any male superstar; all of you are NOT angry at anyone else similar or different or whatever.

All of you are Truly Angry at the Misfortunes in your own individual lives; All of you are Truly Angry at the actual Local People around you who have shunned you or labeled you wrongfully, so that you'll end up throwing those same labels upon innocent people who do not deserve that kind of emotional devastation at all! And the people who wrongfully labeled you all individually have had those same labels directly, wrongfully bestowed onto them, or otherwise indirectly learned from someone else who was wrongfully labeled as well.

All of you are wrong to throw your own hatred of those around you who more appropriately deserve it, onto any other person who does not deserve it to begin with.

Wars get started, because those people and all of you Do Nor Have Any Better Ideas; all of them and you solely take the immediate impulse that falls in a second, to hurt someone else in an unrequited attack on that individual or someone else who did not deserve it to begin with.

Every Individual in this world is NOT Perfect; Every Individual in this world has some sort of Mental Defect or Physical Problem or Emotional Devastation albeit minuscule or more grand than the size of the universe. There is NO real Strong Person, because those Strong People are all Weak as well in some area.

And the [[Chris and religion|Higher Force]] above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.

If all of you bullies really want to be angry at someone, Do Not Pester and Torture the Innocent People who did not deserve it to begin with. Go take it up with the Higher Force which had tweaked that individual person or situation upon yourself in your own prayers. It may or may not listen, but at least you can speak it out of your system in private rants and shouts in your own domicile, residence or hole in the ground.

And then nobody else on this planet would have to take any unrequited abuse or feel more devastated or hurt than they each already are in their own way.

Why is someone else's life indirect to your own immediately any important enough that they need to be tortured? Let them all just Be: Let Us All Live!

<nowiki>***</nowiki>[[Stress sigh|sigh]]***}}

It's worth noting that Chris 'liked' his own status, widely considered to be a Facebook ''faux pas''.

He later responded to his own post in an appallingly nonsensical manner:
{{quotebox|
And if you want an accurate image for the neutral Higher Force, there is none better than Matt Groening's cluster I stars in Futurama that Bender converses with.}}

Then [[Kim Wilson]], potentially tiring of Chris's self deprecating postings, responded with this:

{{quoteboxred|I'm sorry Chris, but to tell the truth, the "self-hatred motivation" for bullying actually doesn't happen. It's largely a cliche from 80's and early 90's television, and it's not really real. It was manufactured to help kids who get bullied feel more smug about themselves.

While that's useful for children in middle school, it's very damaging to kids in high school, because it kills their ability to make relationships.

In fact, the people who criticize you are often very successful and happy. They have social lives, jobs and relationships. They have lots of sex with their romantic partners. LOTS OF SEX! OMG! :O It would amaze you.

A better lesson to take here is to consider what these people say. If there's too much abuse, feel free to ignore the abuse. But keep in mind that any criticism is valuable, no matter whose mouth it came out of. It helps you improve yourself.

Have a good day today!

<nowiki>:)</nowiki>}}

[[Anna McLerran]]'s white knighting:

{{quoteboxgreen|this is amazing. and so true.}}

==Reserve of money==

{{quotebox|7 August 2014

I want to make it clear now that I do now have a reserve of money, and I AM ABLE TO SHIP YOUR PURCHASES as soon as the next day for photos, and the day following completion of the commission pieces. So, please do not hesitate to make me work. I would still only ship and draw after receiving payment. Thank you, and have a good day. — <nowiki>:)</nowiki> feeling happy.}}

To which Facebook user Do No Harm responded:

{{quoteboxred|
Yay! Glad you're back in action! I have your piece framed in the living room and everyone who comes over loves it.}}

==More begging==

{{quotebox|11 August 2014

Listen everyone. I am currently today and shipping everything out, in regards to all the orders I have received on eBay up to this point.

Please please please order more from me and ignore everything those darn [[trolls]] cyber bullies may or may not say about me because [[Honest Content|it's not true]]. At this point my [[Barb|mother]] and now we are more desperate and a need for money we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything. So please, let me work for you by drawing. Have a good day. — feeling overwhelmed.}}

[[Kim Wilson]]:
{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler If you're overwhelmed and you are having trouble fulfilling orders, maybe you should slow down a bit. It's not fair for your paying customers, you know?}}

==Chris comes out...kinda==

{{quotebox|14 August 2014

As a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for [[Homos|Human Equal Rights for everyone]].

[[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-1.jpg|150px]] [[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-2.jpg|220px]]}}

[[Kim Wilson]] replies with logic:

{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler That's very brave of you. Do you wear a wristband like that? Because that would definitely support your cause.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler It's also great to hear you coming out in support of gay men. Especially gay men. *applause*}}

Spirit Plumber:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Dude did someone hack your facebook?}}

Kim:

{{quoteboxred|
Sprit Plumber Why do you think that? Chris has been lesbian for awhile.}}

{{quoteboxred|(Well, I think it's a special CWC type of lesbian, but yeah, that's what he's talking about in this post.)}}

Chris responds:

{{quotebox|
No, my Facebook has not been hacked. I do not have a wristband yet, but I intend to get one later. I support the LBT fully; the G.M.s are [[Chris and his Ego|fortunate to be on this boat.]]}}

{{quotebox|
I AM a Lesbian Identified Male.}}

{{quotebox|
Feel free to look it up.}}

Kim:

{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler But, if you don't support gay men, then that's not supporting equality for everyone, right?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|
I am supporting them as well, regardless of how I feel about them. I feel it better to make it clear that I am more identifiable as a Lesbian and a Tranny. I will still support them fully in the Human Rights cause.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler That's good. But you have to be careful not to distinguish them or exclude them. Because it means you don't really believe in full equality for everyone.}}

Chris, completely missing her point, replies by citing Yahoo Answers:
{{quotebox|
Google "Lesbian Identified Man; it IS a Real Thing.

[[File:Lesbian_identified_man.jpg|200px]]
}}

More of that pesky logic stuff by Kim Wilson:
{{quoteboxred|
Christian Weston Chandler Huh, but I just googled "are lesbian identified men real" and a lot of the results said no. I'm kind of on the fence, do you have any evidence Chris?}}

Spirit Plumber rejoins the conversation:
{{quoteboxgreen|
BLT sounds like it hits the spot right now}}

==Chris addresses an issue of complete pertinence==
{{quotebox|14 August 2014
Also, aside from needing some more money, and orders to earn it...

Does anyone have an extra Ditzy Derpy Doo card to spare?

[[File:Chris's_2nd_Post_14_Aug_2014.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Flirt the skirt!==

{{quotebox|14 August 2014
I am a Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny. My mother is still [[Racist|old fashioned]] and putting me down on how other people would perceived me in a short skirt getting away discreetly in a short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women. I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt! — at Human Rights Campaign.}}

==Chris and "Barbarian and Stereotypical Males"==
Chris posted a new profile picture, showing his purple eyeliner, shaved chest, and rapidly receding hairline. The symbol for [[Homos|Equal Marriage Rights]] is in the corner.

{{quotebox|15 August 2014
[[File:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|400px]]}}

Chris commented (with no solitication):
{{quotebox|
I just sorted it out how to best nutshell the details: I hardly get along with [[Jerks|Males]] at all (not counting being civil); I get along better with [[Gal-pals|Female]] TOTALLY; I hardly identify myself with the Barbarian and Stereotypical Males at all; I identify BEST with the feminine ways, emotions, Empathy and about Everything Else; I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN [[Pickle|DICKS]] INCLUDING [[Duck|MY OWN]]; [[Honest Content|I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH]]; I am Feminine on the inside, Male on the outside; my Feminine Soul is most attracted and aroused by women and their Superior Beauty; Male Bodies are horrendous and most offensive to me, talk about going from the middle to HELL's Deep on the Beauty/Ugly thermometer. Female and Male on Female and Female equals Lesbian Identified Man!

No More Questions!!!}}

Do No Harm replied:
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Love the eyeshadow! You're one of the lucky few who can pull off purple thanks to your eye color(s)!}}

Spirit Plumber:
{{quoteboxgreen|
Good for you, it's 2014 and people can do what they like. Now, how's about getting some work done?}}

Jennifer Wilson:
{{quoteboxred|
lol are you talking work work, or 'plumbing' work?}}

==Ho Mo For Women==

{{quotebox|16 August 2014
Listen EVERYONE!

I asked for no further inquisitions of my own personal change of opinions and my fullest coming out as a [[Tomgirl_Saga|Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender]], Dead Set On for Women, and with respect to them as well.

This is another HUGE reason why I do not like the majority of the Male population: the lot of you are not satisfied with the Face Value Details, and you people continue to keep pushing buttons until you get a response.

I am a most caring and [[Death threats|tolerating]] person of other people's [[Chris and remorse|feelings]], regardless of your own [[Chris and english|misperceptions]] fabricated as early as 2007 of myself. My Closest Friends and Allies that I ACTUALLY Personally Know, truly better understand me and are most caring and respectful about my being a Lesbian and a Tranny.

I No Longer am going to Care so easily for the opinions of the lot of you. I used to care, and that has hurt me mentally and emotionally very harshly. But Not Anymore.

You all can just go ahead and call me Gay, [[Naive|meaning Stupid]], Dumb or [[Homos|Homo]], because I am [[CWC-isms|Ho Mo]] For Women, and None of Any of you are going to EVER change who I AM There!

Go Ahead and give out my phone number, email and all that shit, because I will never respond to any of you Haters as Hazers! My Closest Friends and Allies mean a HEART AND SOUL FULL to me than any of you STRANGERS, because I have never even been remotely familiar with any of you before 2007, and very likely I Never Will Have the Displeasure of even Making Your Acquaintance In Person Ever!

And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your [[Chris and English|shitful]] and hurtful comments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hatred for Hate's Sake]]!

So There!

[[File:16_Aug_2014_post_1.jpg|300px]]}}
The use of "Ho Mo" is mystifying, but it's very likely Chris couldn't bring himself to simply write "I am homo" and had to fragment the word.

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

You're Always Pretty

2014-08-04T02:33:40Z

UndeadSpergatory:

'''You're Always Pretty''' (leaked as '''hyigybybbhgy.flv''') is the first video [[Barbara|Chris's mother]] has ever appeared in. In the video Chris and Barb solemnly make small talk while eating junk food. Chris throws her some strangely inappropriate compliments, and it is implied that they have been fighting and not speaking to each other, although there is no clear reason as to why (though, according to Chris's [[Facebook_statuses|Facebook page]], it may be because he got caught flipping the bird to a [[Jerkop]]). It is the first of its kind, the most candid look at Chris's mother, who has not yet appeared in his [[YouTube]] videos. The video was leaked on 25 [[February 2012]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = You're Always Pretty
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aUG3rVfilH4}}
| stardate =
| subject = Food
| style =
| saga = {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Not visible
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
| next = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Barb and Chris sit at a table eating fast food. Chris has apparently just brought out his camera and set it down. For some reason, Barb is wearing Chris's old pair of [[Pedo-glasses]] with the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge. [[Wikipedia:Tears for Fears|Tears for Fears]]' "[[Wikipedia:Head over Heels (Tears for Fears song)|Head Over Heels]]" plays in the background.'']

'''Chris''': -Oh.

'''Barb''': [''Laughing like Jabba the Hutt'']

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': You got your digital camera?

'''Chris''': [[Lie|Yeah. Just a little something there, uh ... ]]

'''Barb''': Who- who're you gonna take pictures of?

'''Chris''': Uuh... Just you...

'''Barb''': Oh.

'''Chris''': 'Cause I love you.

'''Barb''': Oh, okay. [''Laughing'']

'''Chris''': Yeah... [''Pause''] Yeah... So, you having fun tonight? Aaaare we having fun right now?

'''Barb''': I'm eating.

'''Chris''': Mmm'kay. Y'know, you're very pretty. You're ''always'' pretty!

'''Barb''': Thank you... See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun! Hm?

'''Chris''': What?

'''Barb''': [''Chuckles'']

'''Chris''': Yeah. The shirt I picked out from Goodwill the 'udder day. Yeah. [[Chris and Music|I am free as a bird! And this bird you cannot change!]]

'''Barb''': Enjoy your food.

'''Chris''': Yes- [''turns off camera'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]|nextlink=[[Message for John Kyle]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]

Autism

2014-07-17T16:59:55Z

UndeadSpergatory:

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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]
::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''
'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.<ref>[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]</ref> In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.<ref>[[Asperger_Syndrome]]</ref> Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/| real2, Cracked.com]]}}

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed him for his failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism_papers|updated]] [[28_October_2011#Arraignment,_plea_bargain,_and_sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.

{{clear}}

==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me."<ref>[[Song_of_Christian#The_actual_poem]]</ref> Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame (other than the elderly [[Bob]] and [[Barb]]) for Chris's sudden loss of language development.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the "Childhood Disintegrative Disorder" category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

{{clear}}

==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's [[Chris and sex#Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref>.

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.

*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]".

*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref>

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.

Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009), he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.

[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics", you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on [[TV Tropes]] said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel", that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window onto hell".

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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Sweetheart

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UndeadSpergatory:

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of Potential Sweethearts]]
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"? '''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}
A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian]]'s flavor-of-the-month.
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==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after the illustrious metal and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of chaperoned dates, and a trip to a hooker. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself applied generously, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Christian's [[Gal Pal|Gal Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts by virtue of the fact that they are known to Christian and don't appear to hate him.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|REAL versus FAKE]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Christian spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Hambeast|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [insert current age] Years Old
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes, "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that there's a special someone waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White Knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to reply to this question with a resounding, ''"No!"''

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are a few basic reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a man in his thirties who plays with children's toys and video games, and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are almost completely alien concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly wasted on stupid crap he doesn't need. On top of that, he implies a lot that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home and watch after the kids (badly) while his wife goes to work]]. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] found themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust and faith in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] have led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without truly meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's_rights#In_real_life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children.]] No self-respecting woman will ever put up with that nonsense.

'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and currently has no plans to strike it out on his own, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards| debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off of his wife instead of looking for work on his own. It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage-material, as he definitely won't be able to support a family, much less himself.

'''4) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's Hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]], lives in an [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has gone on record by saying he smells like 'rotten watermelons'.

''' 5) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Though it sounds shallow to say, Chris isn't exactly what you'd call a 'looker.' Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] ''(already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]])'', Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|seriously overweight]]. And let's not get started on a certain medallion he always wore back in the day, which only made him look laughably worse. Long story short, if Chris caught up with the latest trends and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit.

'''6) Chris acts like a dork.''' Again, although it sounds shallow, the fact remains that Chris' childish mannerisms can repel women. Take a look at [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this video where he attempts to woo Ivy,]] for example. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient, outdated show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream 'manchild', and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His recent [[Tomgirl]] antics haven't helped either- he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which can cement in potential sweethearts' minds that he's possibly ''gay.'' (Sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomboy pictures was featured on MTV's Failosophy, where the ''only'' person who would date him was the gay guy.)

'''7) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A sad truth about Autism is that some sufferers are very resistant to change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it gets in the way of him getting [[China]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction.

'''8) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He hates homosexuals.]] He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be onto you if [[Noviophobia|you're a ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to be a [[Father Call|"house husband"]] and shits himself, which would put the grand total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO.''' For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook ''(to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a friend of Chris', points this out.)''

'''9) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role as the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Even if a girl was interested, Chris would likely be too afraid to talk back to her. If there was such a girl, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. He barely (if at all) has any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his stubborn personality of holding back on everything in his life (moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, ect.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

==Conclusion==
Despite [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|having said that]] girls should go after poorer, less attractive guys because "they will likely have a better personality", Chris doesn't seem to think that the same applies for the opposite gender. He still insists his sweetheart must be physically attractive and well-off enough to financially support him, not realizing that he himself leaves a lot to be desired in terms of being boyfriend material.

==References==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]
*[[Noviophobia]]
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
*[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]
*[[Gal Pal]]

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