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<div>''For the short piece of fiction written by Chris titled "Bionic the Hedgehog," see [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]].''<br />
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{{quote|Fuck bionic! It's ironic!|[[Wikipedia:Nelly|Nelly]]}}<br />
{{quote|Bionic the Hedgehog is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother. He is a professional [[Wikipedia:Basketball|basketball]] star and hand with tools in mechanics. He can score over 100 baskets in a single B-Ball game.|[[:Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg|Bionic the Hedgehog Animal Crossing card]]}}<br />
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|Astci3 conquered! Remarkable! Now he just needs to conquer cross-eyedness and his colors flowing outside of the lines!]]<br />
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'''Bionic the Hedgehog''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1986|13 November 1986]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>) was [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] first recolor, predating even [[Sonichu (character)|Chris's crowning achievement]]. Brother of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Bionic loves to play basketball.<br />
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==History==<br />
[[Image:EarlyBionic.jpg|thumb|left|An early image of Bionic, c. [[1996]]]]<br />
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Chris claims to have created Bionic way back on 13 November [[1996]], when he was standing in the middle of the hallway of his [[high school]] next to the basketball courts, staring into the void like [[Slow-in-the-minds|a retard]]. He claims that he was daydreaming about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] character [[Wikipedia:Mighty the Armadillo|Mighty the Armadillo]].<ref>[[:Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|DVD, note 4]]</ref><br />
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Standing there motionless, daydreaming about Mighty, Chris was — you guessed it — hit in the face with a basketball. This, in Chris's words, "opened the lockers to his mind," and lead to the creation of the recolor we know and tolerate today as the completely original character of Bionic the Hedgehog.<br />
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[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|Bionic's backstory]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/bionic1.htm Bionic the Hedgehog. By: Christian W. Chandler]</ref> tells us that he was [[Sonic]]'s brother, and that when they were young, Bionic fell through a portal into a [[Chris and reality|world]] filled with basketball players. Sonic, for his part, forgot all about his dimwitted sibling, and went on to be a real star. Cut to years later, when Bionic showed up to save his brother, and then go on to have other [[Chris and writing#Plot construction and tension|exciting adventures.]] It's interesting to note that, unlike all of Chris's other characters, Bionic was created within the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|SatAM]]/[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comic series)|Archie Comic]] universe and not the video game universe. How and why is Bionic here in the ''Sonichu''-verse? Nobody knows... or cares, for that matter.<br />
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Like most of the other characters in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Bionic is a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], he brags to his father about how his [[Megagi|skunk girlfriend]] blew him on the second date, and that on the third they were gonna go for some hot Hedgehog yiffing. Yet another airing of Chris's insane belief that the [[third date]] is the gateway to all the [[china]] you can handle.<br />
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Despite his name, Bionic is not a cyborg. According to Chris, Bionic rhymes with Sonic and the "B" is for "basketball".<ref>[[Mailbag 6#Bionic's name|Mailbag 6]]</ref> He made it clear that "Bionic is not a robot" during the [[Asperchu]] saga when Alec's version of Bionic was depicted as an actual cyborg, styled after [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]].<br />
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Bionic used to look rather different from Sonic the Hedgehog, with smaller head-spines and much larger back-spines, and a tail. This different (but no less stupid) profile shape is likely not so much an act of originality as much as a simple inability to properly copy Sonic's design. Chris being Chris, Bionic currently looks like the palette-swapped Sonic the Hedgehog he always was at heart.<br />
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Bionic made a reappearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], describing [[Wikipedia:Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|getting into a fight at a basketball court]] with several comical attempts at "street" slang.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|Genesis of Bionic<br />
Image:Page85.jpg|Is Bionic really....[[Wikipedia:Will Smith|?]]<br />
Image:Page85withthefreshprince.jpg|That's better!<br />
Image:288-YuBionic.jpg<br />
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|''[[ModNation Racers]]'' character<br />
Image:BionicIRL.png| Bionic IRL<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>Unisoulhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:BionicIRL.png&diff=127900File:BionicIRL.png2010-12-02T08:23:25Z<p>Unisoul: Bionic about to score the winning basket at CWCville stadium</p>
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<div>Bionic about to score the winning basket at CWCville stadium</div>Unisoul