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December 2012

2012-12-28T11:44:25Z

Untunedguitar45:

'''December [[2012]]''' is the final month of [[Chris]]'s least active year since his discovery. It was also Chris's second [[Christmas|C-Mas]] without [[Bob|his father]]. If Chris makes it past this month without making a return to [[YouTube]], then 2012 will have the distinction of being the first year since trolling began that Chris hasn't uploaded a single [[List of videos|video]].

==Events==
*20 December - Chris posts a RapidShare link of the soundtrack from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon, which [[Bob Chandler|his father]] both hosted and performed in. It has since vanished into internet ether.
*25 December - To the surprise of no one, Santa Claus once again fails to [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|deliver a sweetheart]] to Chris on [[Christmas]].

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-14T01:35:50Z

Untunedguitar45:

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.

{{Timeline}}

Voicemail greeting

2011-12-08T02:13:56Z

Untunedguitar45: /* Examples of Chris's Voicemail Message */

The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

== Examples of Chris's Voicemail Message ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]

=== 1 March 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===19 April 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== 20 June 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== 2 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

=== 6 December 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again, otherwise leave a message at the beep. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Voicemail greeting

2011-12-08T02:13:06Z

Untunedguitar45: /* 6 December 2011 */

The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

== Examples of Chris's Voicemail Message ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]

=== 1 March 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===19 April 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== 20 June 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== 2 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

=== 6 December 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again, otherwise leave a message at the beep. Have a good day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

November 2011

2011-11-22T23:08:14Z

Untunedguitar45:

'''November 2011''' will see more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident.

==Events==
*1 November: Michael Snyder files a civil suit against both Chris and Barb 4 days after the GAMe PLACe incident.
*4 November: Chris releases photographs of [[Michael Snyder]] from his latest visit to [[the GAMe PLACe]].
*7 November - Chris goes to court to answer charges of trespass, misdemeanor assault and failure to stop at the scene of an accident. None of the charges are dropped.
*12 November - The [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|debut album]] of [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Chris's latest fictional band, is leaked.
*22 November - Two prank calls of the incident preceded by Chris's arrest were leaked.

{{Timeline}}