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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_Fan_Promo&diff=137307Sonichu Fan Promo2011-03-15T05:34:21Z<p>VanKrause: /* Third video */ I reuploaded part 3. Get on finding the first 2 parts already!</p>
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{{quote|[[Niggos|No Darkies, Jerkop!]]|[[Sonichu]] as Chris can only ever dream of}}<br />
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The '''Sonichu Fan Promos''' are a series of three short fan-made 3D animations about [[Sonichu]], made by timmys1984 (frequently [[CWC-isms|mislabelled]] as "timmy1984"). The videos were published on 11, 12 and 14 [[October 2008]].<br />
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They are notable as one of the few [[True and Loyal fanbase|fan]] works [[Chris]] has praised, though as he explains in the [[Videobooks]]:<br />
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{{quote|In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words.|Chris, [[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]]}}<br />
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In an earlier IRC chat,{{cite}} Chris's primary complaint was Sonichu's use of "No [[Darkies]], [[Jerkop]]!" which he argued is something Sonichu would not say.<br />
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The ''[[Sonichu 9]]'' cover, which was published long before the pages started to appear, proudly advertised that it features "...corrected version of timmys1984's 'Sonichu Fan Promos', presented on [[YouTube]]". It took Chris over a year to actually advance the plot far enough to reference to these promos. As expected, what eventually resulted [[Fail|sucked]].<br />
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These videos are no longer available, making Chris's drawn adaptations the only evidence that they existed at all.<br />
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==First video==<br />
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[[Image:I9pg72.JPG|thumb|right|Issue 9 Page 72.]]<br />
[''Camera zooms in on a robed figure. The figure slowly turns to face the camera, revealing himself to be Sonichu'']<br />
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[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Cuse-ye-ha-me-'''HAAAA''']]!!<br />
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[''On the final syllable, Sonichu casts off the robe, leaps into the air, and is supercharged with lightning from the sky. Once completed, he lands in a kneeling position and grins at the camera.'']<br />
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No [[Niggos|darkies]], [[Jerkop]]!<br />
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[''Dashes off-camera. Fades to black, the words "[[Sonichu.net]]" appear in the center of the screen.'']<br />
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On 27 [[October 2009]], Chris finally got around to "correcting" the excellent and well-made fan promos by converting them into concentrated [[fail]]. Aside from the change from fluid CG animation to horribly drawn, barely sequential art, Chris replaced all of Sonichu's lines from the first fan Promo. The omission of "no darkies, jerkop!" was expected, as Chris had expressed displeasure with the line earlier. The removal of the curse-ye-ha-me-ha was not actively anticipated, but not really that much of a surprise either, considering Chris's borderline terrifying possessiveness regarding everything he "creates". Chris also adds a few lame lines about Sonichu saving Rosechu, largely just to shoehorn his other ripoff into the story of the comic.<br />
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[[Image:I9pg78.JPG|thumb|right|Issue 9 Page 78]]<br />
[''The video begins with Sonichu racing down a dark city street, his body crackling with electricity. The camera overtakes him, and focuses on a giant robot, that stomps into the main road from a sidestreet. The sinister machine speaks mechanically.'']<br />
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[''The robot then launches two missiles. The camera centers once again on Sonichu, who bravely rushes onward towards his massive mechanical opponent.'']<br />
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Almost a full month went by before Chris finally posted his version of the second promo on 15 [[November 2009]]. Compared to his earlier effort, this issue changed much less from the original video, making it more of a complete ripoff then an actual adaptation. Sonichu's mechanical foe was turned into one of Chris's [[Transformers|Decepticon]] knockoffs, and the robot apparently shot a bunch of bullets instead of the two missiles. Chris also changed "pedofork" to "bag of bolts".<br />
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{{quote| Help me Sonichu! Help!|The [[Rosechu]] that sadly, never was}}<br />
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Note that there are actually two versions of this video; the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmN8XzZskGA original version] is identical to this one, except that Sonichu's tail is missing. This was quickly corrected the same day to prevent an epic [[heart level]] shatter.<br />
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[[Image:I9pg79.JPG|thumb|right|Issue 9 Page 79]]<br />
[''Sonichu reaches the villainous automaton from the prior video, and quickly races up his steel body, stopping on its shoulders.'']<br />
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Sonichu: Oh! So you wanna play [[Kick the Autistic]], eh?<br />
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[''Sonichu focuses his incredible electrical powers into his hands, giving him the strength he needs to rip the machine's head out of its socket.'']<br />
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[''Satisfied with a job well done, Sonichu leaps skyward. The robot remains standing for a moment, before a massive explosion erupts from it's damaged neck. Defeated, the robot's headless body crashes to the ground. Its head lands nearby a moment later.'']<br />
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[''The camera zooms in on Sonichu's face, which is now filled with concern, bordering on panic. He glances desperately back and forth, trying to determine where the sound came from. The screen fades to black for the final time. The words "Sonichu.Net" appear once again, only this time a note appears underneath the familiar address, saying "NOT [[Jimmy Hill|Sonichu.110mb.com]]" A second note in the bottom right warns us further with "do NOT go here".'']<br />
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Aside from the obvious drop in quality, the actions Sonichu takes in this comic are largely unchanged from the ones he made in the video. Chris changes the line "kick the autistic" to "kick the quick", possibly his way of indicating that Sonichu is not [[autistic]]. "That one's for you, Seth McFarland!" is changed to Sonichu wondering if Seth McFarlane really did use Chris's joke in the beginning of the ''Family Guy'' episode "Road to Germany". Instead of Sonichu being helpless and confused after hearing Rosechu at the end, he somehow magically knows exactly where she is and runs off after her, reinforcing his status as a Mary Sue.<br />
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[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion]]<br />
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them "medals."<br />
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The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fucking Model Magic.]]<br />
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[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form]]<br />
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 Feb 2004, Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain]]<br />
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Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the Medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the Medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref><br />
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{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some Crayola Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my Mall). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]]. }}<br />
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Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl]] video (20 December 2004) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br />
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In a [[Mumble 6|Mumble chat]] on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him. In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning[sic] Autistic]] individual that he is".<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[Cwcville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br />
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[[File:Soniccomicmedallion.png|thumb|Chris can't come up with any original ideas.]] One recent theory as to the origin of the medallion idea comes from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic series (Issue #70) in which a character is depicted wearing a yellow Sonic medallion. This theory is supported by the fact the issue came out in February 1999, one year before Chris claims the Sonichu medallion was created.<br />
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Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a Wilson wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br />
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[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his god-damn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation]]<br />
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]]]<br />
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Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[''Sonichu'' comics|Sonichu comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br />
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As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br />
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In several videos, Chris says that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br />
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Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them.<br />
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{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail, [[Autism papers]]<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br />
It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in 2004. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br />
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===Mark 1 (and decoy)===<br />
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Spoiler: he even wears it during his sex fantasies]]<br />
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion]]<br />
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[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br />
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By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the 2005 Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br />
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No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. 4chan and ED are filled with high-functioning autistics who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks," without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br />
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In [[August 2008]] an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, Anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He further denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br />
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Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October 2008 when the team of trolls posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and its fate is unclear.<br />
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A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to YouTube. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at Miskatonic University. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br />
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===Mark 2===<br />
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br />
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After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br />
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Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in his mother's underwear at the request of trolls posing as Blanca. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br />
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On 3 March 2009 [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his rectum. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that his father would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.<br />
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===Mark 3===<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br />
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''the Blair Witch Project,'' but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br />
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Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 March 2009 incident and his 1 July 2009 videos. During this period he argued that his high school ring may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br />
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In photos released 17 April 2009 of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br />
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Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br />
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br />
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The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br />
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CWC enthusiasts can look forward to Chris voluntarily surrendering the medallion to thieves and/or willingly shoving it up his rectum in the near future.<br />
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==The Rosechu medallion==<br />
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br />
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. <br />
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The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br />
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In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br />
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==The Black Sonichu medallion==<br />
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br />
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris appears to use the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side. The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a video aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br />
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The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become Reldnahc Ha-Taque.<br />
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Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br />
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==The Jiggliami medallion==<br />
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br />
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It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br />
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Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads "Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler."<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.<br />
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==The [[Asperchu]] Medallion (a.k.a. The Medallion of Win?)==<br />
[[Image:Asperchumedal.jpg|200px|thumb|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]] <br />
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In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion is confirmed to be one of Asperchu. Apparently, it was crafted by Alec Benson Leary and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall.<br />
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Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br />
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==Gone forever?==<br />
Chris was believe to have abandoned his medallions in [[2010]], but then was seen wearing one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All is right with the world again.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br />
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[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion]]<br />
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them "medals."<br />
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The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fucking Model Magic.]]<br />
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==Origins and purpose==<br />
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[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form]]<br />
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 Feb 2004, Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain]]<br />
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Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the Medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the Medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref><br />
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{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some Crayola Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my Mall). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[Sonichu Ball|S-Chu Ball]]. }}<br />
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Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl]] video (20 December 2004) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br />
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In a [[Mumble 6|Mumble chat]] on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him. In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning[sic] Autistic]] individual that he is".<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[Cwcville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br />
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[[File:Soniccomicmedallion.png|thumb|Chris can't come up with any original ideas.]] One recent theory as to the origin of the medallion idea comes from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic series (Issue #70) in which a character is depicted wearing a yellow Sonic medallion. This theory is supported by the fact the issue came out in February 1999, one year before Chris claims the Sonichu medallion was created.<br />
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Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a Wilson wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br />
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==The Sonichu medallion==<br />
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[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his god-damn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation]]<br />
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]]]<br />
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Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[''Sonichu'' comics|Sonichu comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br />
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As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br />
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In several videos, Chris says that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br />
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Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them.<br />
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===Prototype===<br />
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail, [[Autism papers]]<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|150px|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br />
It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in 2004. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br />
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Chris wore this medallion as late as May 2004, when he brought it with him to the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br />
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===Mark 1 (and decoy)===<br />
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Spoiler: he even wears it during his sex fantasies]]<br />
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion]]<br />
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[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br />
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By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the 2005 Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br />
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No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. 4chan and ED are filled with high-functioning autistics who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks," without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br />
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In [[August 2008]] an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, Anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He further denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br />
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Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October 2008 when the team of trolls posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and its fate is unclear.<br />
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A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to YouTube. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at Miskatonic University. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br />
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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br />
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After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br />
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Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in his mother's underwear at the request of trolls posing as Blanca. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br />
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On 3 March 2009 [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his rectum. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that his father would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.<br />
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===Mark 3===<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br />
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''the Blair Witch Project,'' but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br />
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Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 March 2009 incident and his 1 July 2009 videos. During this period he argued that his high school ring may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br />
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In photos released 17 April 2009 of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br />
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Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br />
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br />
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The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br />
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CWC enthusiasts can look forward to Chris voluntarily surrendering the medallion to thieves and/or willingly shoving it up his rectum in the near future.<br />
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==The Rosechu medallion==<br />
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br />
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. It currently resides with the founder of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br />
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The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br />
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In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br />
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==The Black Sonichu medallion==<br />
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br />
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris appears to use the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side. The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a video aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br />
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The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become Reldnahc Ha-Taque.<br />
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Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br />
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==The Jiggliami medallion==<br />
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. <br />
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It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br />
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Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads "Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler."<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.<br />
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==The [[Asperchu]] Medallion (a.k.a. The Medallion of Win?)==<br />
[[Image:Asperchumedal.jpg|200px|thumb|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]] <br />
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In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion is confirmed to be one of Asperchu. Apparently, it was crafted by Alec Benson Leary and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall.<br />
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Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br />
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==Gone forever?==<br />
Chris was believe to have abandoned his medallions in [[2010]], but then was seen wearing one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All is right with the world again.<br />
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*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br />
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{{quote|Blanca is real. I talked to her. Yeah, she called me. So, uh, as for the person who, uh, as for the jerk who, uh, posed with the ay... KawaiiKitsune name? If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|13 September 2008]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Rest assured she [Blanca] is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|09 October 2008]]}}<br />
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'''Blanca Weiss''' ( a.k.a. '''KawaiiKitsune123''') was the identity assumed by [[trolls]] who posed as [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] in order to get one thing: the [[Medallion of Fail]]. <br />
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The group pulling the strings was a trio of [[YouTube]] trolls. Two of them, going by the handles RickyRicardo123 and Nurse Icky-chan, talked to Chris via IM and telephone respectively. The third, Ickeriss69, received the package containing the medallions (as well as the enclosed [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|love letter]]) and uploaded the videos of the Sonichu medallion being destroyed.<br />
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| name = Autistic<br />
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| Stardate = 20 October 2008<br />
| Maker = [[Blanca]]<br />
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Some argue that aside from the medallion destruction, the team behind the "real" Blanca (as opposed to [[Lordsillynipples]], who impersonated her after the original group had created the identity) did nothing except keep Chris to themselves, telling Chris to not make videos, stopping him from releasing content, etc. <br />
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Despite many people telling him Blanca is not real, and even after the medallion was destroyed on film, ''Chris still continued to believe Blanca was real.'' He later stated in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]] that the people responsible for destroying the medallion simply lived near Blanca and intercepted the mail.<br />
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Since the destruction of the medallions, the three trolls have largely faded into obscurity.<br />
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The name Blanca Weiss is just a feminine version of the [[Spanish]] for white (''blanca'') and the German word for white (''weiss''); Blanca Weiss is literally just white female, Chris's personal preference in sweethearts.<br />
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The trio were good friends with several members of the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC), a now-defunct trolling group known for trolling various individuals & groups on youtube. Some photos (read: [[nudes]]) were shown to the FCTC, who later posted the images onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after posting the group's watermark onto them. <br />
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{{quote|there was internal bullshit with the Chris-Chan thing (Ricky, Blanca, and myself were pissed about the watermarks and the fact everything was released before the troll was done yet).|Ickeriss69}}<br />
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==Chris gets a clue==<br />
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In [[April 2010]], Chris published a page on the [[CWCipedia]] with a list of many of the women he has known in his life. Blanca is conspicuously absent from the list, but he mentions her briefly in the entry on [[Sarah Jackson]]. Of all the sweethearts he's met online, Blanca is apparently the only one that Chris has been able to successfully identify as a troll.<br />
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==The many faces of Blanca==<br />
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Image:BlancaFake01.jpg|The "original" Blanca, which Chris would base his depiction of Blanca in the comic.<br />
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg|Another known image of "Blanca."<br />
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg|"Totally me. TOTALLY."<br />
Image:Blanca1258.jpg|"Actually, she does look more like I do."<br />
Image:SchuComic8P69.jpg|Blanca, depicted with her fan character [[Jiggliami]] as they discuss how Chris is stuck in the [[Time Void]], is based off this Aryan version of Blanca. <br />
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Image:CWCletter.jpg|Letter enclosed with the Medallions, with Chris believing that Blanca was his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart<br />
Image:BWDA01-001.jpg|Blanca signs up for [[DeviantArt]]<br />
Image:BWSkype01-001.jpg|...and Skype<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[CWC Fighter]]<br />
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*[http://kawaiikitsune123.deviantart.com/ Blanca's DeviantArt account]<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
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Find out exactly how Chris makes the medallions. I believe in a Mumble chat he explained how he uses Elmer's Glue to coat it, and uses regular paint to brighten the colors, but finding what exactly he uses would be great as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:27, 26 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== "Top to bottom: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly." ==<br />
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Uh, what? --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 01:03, 14 November 2009 (CET)<br />
:I'm guessing it's because center is a HEX BAWX controller, which Chris hates, hence "bad". [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 01:43, 14 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::Also it's bright pink. I mean for fuck's sake why? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 15:56, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Where are they now? ==<br />
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incase anyone was wondering --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:25, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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{{quote|BTW, did you destroy ALL Chris-Chan's medallions? If so, I'd gladly buy one from you.|[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]}} <br />
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{{quote|No, they aren't all destroyed. As of now, Fake Sonichu is going to GV from ED, destroyed sonichu is going to a Gentlemen that requested it, the letter and jiggiami or what ever are going to a fine Gentlemen from CWCki, Rosechu is being saved for the return of Blanca, and Blake shall remain mine until I return to Germany to tear it apart and leave the pieces in Nuremberg|Ickeriss69}}<br />
*Could you please add all this info to the article? It's interesting --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 23:38, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:*idk its not really all that relevant at this point. I just cuntpasted Ickeriss's convo with Ed here so you guys would have a rough idea as to the fate of the medallions of fail. I'm the individual recieving the Jiggliami medallion and Blanca letter btw. I'll post pics when these two troll relics arrive. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:25, 3 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:: *I'd like to add that I got the jiggliami medallion and Chris's letter to Blanca in the mail today. Here's the pics as proof --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
::Return of Blanca? I thought Rosechu was going to Nurse Icky-chan. Really, she should go to the guy pretending to be Chrissy's gay lover at the moment.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:33, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:::Ickeriss was indeed referring to Icky-chan when he mentioned the "return of Blanca", her being the "female" component of Blanca & all. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:47, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
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* Thoughts going through Chris's head: "Gee, I can't believe I'm sending a package to Blanca's Grandmother and Aunt. Now to put 'Testicules' as the sender. This is ''not at all'' unusual." Or was that part of the Cunning Pickle-Trick Plan, too? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 00:15, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:*No, I think that was the pic sent to Anon after he requested the medallion, not from Chris himself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:55, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
::*ja, that is indeed the case. Though from what I recall, I had first approached Ickeriss regarding a semi-unrelated matter and the subject of the medallions just happened to come up and, well, here we are now. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 08:52, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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<s>Wait, it says in the article that Alec made the Asperchu medallion, but the pic states that Chris made it, anybody know which it is? </s>[[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 22:17, 5 March 2010 (UTC) <br />
*DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!! The picture in question, is a picture of the back of the Jiggliami medallion. My bad [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 22:21, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I have it and will re-upload it to a sock account soon. It got flagged and taken down because Ickypoo is a [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ickeriss69 gigantic faggot] who ironically, is pretty similar to Chris. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 01:22, 13 October 2010 (PDT)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:IckyIckyIcky&diff=115428User:IckyIckyIcky2010-09-24T06:52:04Z<p>VanKrause: lol</p>
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[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion]]<br />
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he wears a hand-made '''Sonichu medallion''' on his neck. In public. The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|Ernie shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[electric hedgehog]] characters. He also calls them "medals". (even though they're made from [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|Crayola Fucking model magic!!!]]<br />
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[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form]]<br />
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 Feb 2004, Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain]]<br />
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Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the Medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the Medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref><br />
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{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some Crayola Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my Mall). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish[sic] individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE[sic] MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie[sic]-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an S-Chu Ball. }}<br />
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[[Image:Aragorn.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Throughout the ages, many have been tempted by the allure of the Medallion, with its power of giving its possessor delusions of grandeur, being Internet famous, and [[fail]] art skills, not to mention [[Anchuent Prophecy|the power]] to turn the user [[Wes-Li Sonichu|into]] [[Saramah Rosechu|a]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]]]]<br />
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Despite being allegedly created in March 2000, the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his 22nd birthday, on 24 [[February 2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl]] video (20 December 2004) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br />
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In a [[Mumble 6|Mumble chat]] on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is...because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him. In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning[sic] Autistic]] individual that he is".<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[Cwcville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br />
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[[File:Soniccomicmedallion.png|thumb|Chris can't come up with any original ideas.]] One recent theory as to the origin of the medallion idea comes from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic series (Issue #70) in which a character is depicted wearing a Sonic medallion. This theory is supported by the fact the issue came out in February 1999, one year before Chris claims the Sonichu medallion was created.<br />
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Each medallion is constructed from Crayola Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a Wilson wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links unbearable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied Shrinky-Dink charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br />
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==The Sonichu Medallion==<br />
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[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his god damn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation]]<br />
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before Blanca, it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]]]<br />
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Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his electric hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br />
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As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br />
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In several videos, Chris says that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing homosexuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br />
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Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them.<br />
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===Prototype===<br />
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail, [[Autism papers]]<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|150px|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br />
It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in 2004. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br />
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Chris wore this medallion as late as May 2004, when he brought it with him to the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br />
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===Mark 1 (and decoy)===<br />
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Spoiler: he even wears it during his sex fantasies]]<br />
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion]]<br />
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[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br />
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By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the 2005 Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br />
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No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. 4chan and ED are filled with high-functioning autistics who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks," without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br />
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In [[August 2008]] an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, Anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He further denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br />
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Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October 2008 when the team of trolls posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and its fate is unclear.<br />
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A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to YouTube. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at Miskatonic University. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br />
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===Mark 2===<br />
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br />
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After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br />
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Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in his mother's underwear at the request of trolls posing as Blanca. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br />
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On 3 March 2009 [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his rectum. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that his father would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.<br />
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===Mark 3===<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br />
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''the Blair Witch Project,'' but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br />
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Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 March 2009 incident and his 1 July 2009 videos. During this period he argued that his high school ring may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br />
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In photos released 17 April 2009 of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br />
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Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br />
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br />
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The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br />
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CWC enthusiasts can look forward to Chris voluntarily surrendering the medallion to thieves and/or willingly shoving it up his rectum in the near future.<br />
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==The Rosechu Medallion==<br />
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br />
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. It currently resides with the founder of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br />
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The medallion was first known to the internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br />
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In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br />
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==The Black Sonichu Medallion==<br />
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br />
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris appears to use the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side. The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a video aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br />
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The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become Reldnahc Ha-Taque.<br />
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Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October 2008.<br />
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==The Jiggliami Medallion==<br />
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7]] and [[Sonichu 8|8]]. It is currently locked away in a Government warehouse somewhere in California.<br />
It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br />
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Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads "Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler."<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.<br />
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==The [[Asperchu]] Medallion (A.K.A. The Medallion of Win?)==<br />
[[Image:Asperchumedal.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]] <br />
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In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion is confirmed to be one of Asperchu. Apparently, it was crafted by Alec Benson Leary and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall.<br />
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==Gone forever?==<br />
As can be seen in his recent videos in [[2010]], Chris is no longer wearing his medallions. The last time the medallion was seen was when he said he was leaving the internet for the second time. Also gone are the clown shirts. Disposing of these elements may be Christian attempting to be perceived as a normal person. The medallion made a return on September 6th, as Chris is seen wearing it once again in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All is right with the world again.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], which Chris claims as the source of his power after losing his medallions. Still resides with Chris for the time being.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion]]<br />
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he wears a hand-made '''Sonichu medallion''' on his neck. In public. The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|Ernie shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[electric hedgehog]] characters. He also calls them "medals". (even though they're made from [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|Crayola Fucking model magic!!!]]<br />
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==Origins and purpose==<br />
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[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form]]<br />
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 Feb 2004, Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain]]<br />
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Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the Medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the Medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref><br />
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{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some Crayola Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my Mall). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish[sic] individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE[sic] MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie[sic]-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an S-Chu Ball. }}<br />
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[[Image:Aragorn.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Throughout the ages, many have been tempted by the allure of the Medallion, with its power of giving its possessor delusions of grandeur, being Internet famous, and [[fail]] art skills, not to mention [[Anchuent Prophecy|the power]] to turn the user [[Wes-Li Sonichu|into]] [[Saramah Rosechu|a]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]]]]<br />
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Despite being allegedly created in March 2000, the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his 22nd birthday, on 24 [[February 2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl]] video (20 December 2004) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br />
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In a [[Mumble 6|Mumble chat]] on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is...because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him. In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning[sic] Autistic]] individual that he is".<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[Cwcville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br />
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[[File:Soniccomicmedallion.png|thumb|Chris can't come up with any original ideas.]] One recent theory as to the origin of the medallion idea comes from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic series (Issue #70) in which a character is depicted wearing a Sonic medallion. This theory is supported by the fact the issue came out in February 1999, one year before Chris claims the Sonichu medallion was created.<br />
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Each medallion is constructed from Crayola Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a Wilson wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links unbearable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied Shrinky-Dink charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br />
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==The Sonichu Medallion==<br />
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[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his god damn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation]]<br />
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before Blanca, it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]]]<br />
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Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his electric hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br />
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As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br />
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In several videos, Chris says that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing homosexuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br />
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Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them.<br />
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===Prototype===<br />
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail, [[Autism papers]]<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|150px|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br />
It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in 2004. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br />
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Chris wore this medallion as late as May 2004, when he brought it with him to the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br />
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===Mark 1 (and decoy)===<br />
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Spoiler: he even wears it during his sex fantasies]]<br />
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion]]<br />
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[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br />
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br />
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By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the 2005 Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br />
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No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. 4chan and ED are filled with high-functioning autistics who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks," without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br />
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In [[August 2008]] an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, Anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He further denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br />
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Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October 2008 when the team of trolls posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and its fate is unclear.<br />
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A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to YouTube. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at Miskatonic University. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br />
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===Mark 2===<br />
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br />
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After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br />
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Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in his mother's underwear at the request of trolls posing as Blanca. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br />
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On 3 March 2009 [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his rectum. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that his father would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.<br />
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===Mark 3===<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br />
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''the Blair Witch Project,'' but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br />
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Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 March 2009 incident and his 1 July 2009 videos. During this period he argued that his high school ring may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br />
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In photos released 17 April 2009 of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br />
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Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br />
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br />
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The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br />
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==The Rosechu Medallion==<br />
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br />
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. It currently resides with the founder of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br />
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The medallion was first known to the internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br />
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In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br />
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==The Black Sonichu Medallion==<br />
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br />
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br />
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Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris appears to use the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side. The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a video aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br />
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The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become Reldnahc Ha-Taque.<br />
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Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October 2008.<br />
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==The Jiggliami Medallion==<br />
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7]] and [[Sonichu 8|8]]. It is currently locked away in a Government warehouse somewhere in California.<br />
It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br />
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Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads "Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler."<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.<br />
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.<br />
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==The [[Asperchu]] Medallion (A.K.A. The Medallion of Win?)==<br />
[[Image:Asperchumedal.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]] <br />
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In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion is confirmed to be one of Asperchu. Apparently, it was crafted by Alec Benson Leary and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall.<br />
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==Gone forever?==<br />
As can be seen in his recent videos in [[2010]], Chris is no longer wearing his medallions. The last time the medallion was seen was when he said he was leaving the internet for the second time. Also gone are the clown shirts. Disposing of these elements may be Christian attempting to be perceived as a normal person. The medallion made a return on September 6th, as Chris is seen wearing it once again in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All is right with the world again.<br />
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*[[Amnyfest Ring]], which Chris claims as the source of his power after losing his medallions. Still resides with Chris for the time being.<br />
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text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout Second life and is the scourge of many a furnigger.|}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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[[Image:ksproductions.png|120px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Former owner/admin of Legi0n. /cwc/] can currently be found on [http://789chan.org/cwc 789chan].<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.lostsignalnetwork.net/789 789chan irc]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://wiki.legi0n.info Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=112957User:VanKrause2010-09-10T08:31:06Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout Second life and is the scourge of many a furnigger.|}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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[[Image:schwartzpic.jpg|120px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Former owner/admin of Legi0n. [[/cwc/]] can currently be found on [http://789chan.org/cwc 789chan].<br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.lostsignalnetwork.net/789 789chan irc]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://wiki.legi0n.info Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=106610User:VanKrause2010-07-27T09:12:45Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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text=This user went above and beyond being banned and had their dick ripped out by [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], who thinks he has banhammer powers. SPOILER ALERT: Pfargtl9000 is just a faggot who thinks CWCki is his personal army.<br />
<noinclude>[[Category: Awards]]</noinclude>}}<br />
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<center>{{#ev:youtube|B-RlwcuMWHE}}</center><br />
{{Krapplefag}}<br />
{{MedalOfMerit}}<br />
{{PVCC}}<br />
{{IRCReg}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{EDUser}}<br />
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titlecolor=#000000|<br />
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text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout Second life and is the scourge of many a furnigger.|}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
<br />
[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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[[Image:schwartzpic.jpg|120px|center]]<br />
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[[Image:ksproductions.png|120px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://wiki.legi0n.info Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=106607User:VanKrause2010-07-27T09:05:52Z<p>VanKrause: /* 50px Links */</p>
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<center>{{#ev:youtube|AyT4LQo8ovY}}</center><br />
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{{MedalOfMerit}}<br />
{{PVCC}}<br />
{{IRCReg}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
<br />
[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
<br />
<br />
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|width="500" class="MainPageBG"|<br />
<div style="padding: .4em .9em .9em"><br />
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[[Image:schwartzpic.jpg|120px|center]]<br />
<br />
[[Image:ksproductions.png|120px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
<br />
== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://wiki.legi0n.info Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=106606User:VanKrause2010-07-27T09:04:17Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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text=This user went above and beyond being banned and had their dick ripped out by [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], who thinks he has banhammer powers. SPOILER ALERT: Pfargtl9000 is just a faggot who thinks CWCki is his personal army.<br />
<noinclude>[[Category: Awards]]</noinclude>}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
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Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
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Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)&diff=104050Talk:Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)2010-07-12T19:20:38Z<p>VanKrause: /* Hosting */ new section</p>
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<div>== To Do ==<br />
*Notable Posts<br />
*History of site<br />
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==Typical threads==<br />
I'd do a "typical threads" here like we do for [[Krapple]] and [[EDF]] but since PVCCers tend to be overwhelmingly not retarded, they're not really as funny as the other two sites' typical threads. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 30 November 2009 (CET)<br />
* No seriously, we have General Discussion. I'll dig up some Georgeson-shit and put it in a list. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:16, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Registration approval?==<br />
I've registered at the PVCC several days ago. No confirmation mail whatsoever. I entered the correct mail address, and I checked my spam mailbox as well. Nothing. I tried to contact the board administrator. No response.<br />
Could anyone lend me a hand here, please? -Doctor Nuriel<br />
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*Yeah, me too. Meh, CWCki's fun to hang at anyway. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 07:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I tried registering twice to no avail. I thought it was my computer. - Soviet Waffles<br />
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*Read the top part of the page. Not everyone gets in. I'm sure that 99% of whatever is posted on PVCC winds up here anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If it pertains to Chris, it ends up here. Most PVCC members are also active on CWCki anyway. Also, the account needs to be approved before you get anything back. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:39, 28 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* On cogs's user page, she says that account activation has been disabled. No one gets in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:44, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* Wish I knew that before I tried registering. I've mostly been an observer, but I'm planning on getting into the trolling scene when my life isn't quite so hectic. Oh well. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 22:03, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Mecha==<br />
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You all know what I mean. If we're profiling PVCC, does he get a mention? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:32, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* Looking through the page's history, I saw a section on a Mecha Soni-Chu appear, get renamed to Mr. Sonic, and then disappear for "not [being] notable enough". Not being one of the few and proud members of the PVCC, I have no clue what you're talking about, though. Being new to the world of Chris sucks. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:15, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Hosting ==<br />
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{{quote|moved to a new hosting service that, needless to say, has proven way more reliable than 110mb.|Dreamhost is much more relia- '''INTERNAL SERVER ERROR'''}}<br />
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lol --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:20, 12 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:/cow/&diff=103818Talk:/cow/2010-07-11T18:08:28Z<p>VanKrause: /* Tainted soil. */</p>
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<div>==so okay==<br />
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This thing hasn't really been updated in while, so I switched some shit around. Keep in mind I'm was working from memory (posts are all gone), so details may be missing or inaccurate. Feel free to revert or whatever.--[[User:Jet|Jet]] 03:15, 25 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Krapple guy suggested that there be a new article and frankly, I agree with him. Ideally let's keep namefaggotry out of this, as Krapple is now an established part of the CWC troll scene (consider the fact that the first reference to [[Ivy]] was on Krapple, and Ivy's first appearance was on Krapple as well, not to mention Clyde frequents the place). Really though, let's not make this a giant plug like the old article was about.<br />
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IMHO, this should strictly stick to what the site is about, and notable stuff that has happened on the board (read: first mention of Ivy, leaks, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:29, 9 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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: Should CEO & the *chan /cwc/ is hosted on have a slight mention as well? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:42, 9 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
:* Don't push it, nigger. ^^ But I agree this needs an article, it shouldn't really have been deleted in the first place. /cwc/ has delivered OC, and they are great when 110 is down. Also, krapple si a pretty cool guy. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:27, 9 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Goatee pic==<br />
Anyone know/can get a pic of Chris with his goatee? The "Let's get Chris to grow a beard" was a huge Krapple thing for a while so showing a pic so we can be like "OH SHI---------" would be good. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 November 2009 (CET)<br />
* Would the video in which Chris shaves his goatee work? --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]] 00:33, 26 November 2009 (CET)--[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]<br />
:*No, just a pic dude. We already have a link to a video but a pic so people don't have to watch the entire video would be good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Date ==<br />
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Are we sure that it was opened on the 28th? It may just be my time zone (some websites compensate for them, I'm not sure if this is one of them), but the first new topic is dated for the 27th. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 17:55, 28 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I made that edit so I could be wrong. By all means fix it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 28 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Deleted Forever? ==<br />
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[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/README This is all that's left of /cwc/] What happened? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:21, 2 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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Dear god... DEAR GOD, heres to hoping that this is a trick to fool the spammer into leaving.--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 07:23, 2 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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Any word if /cwc/ will come back? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:15, 4 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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All I know is that some 'furnigger' as he was referred to spammed the board repeatedly with furry porn. They traced his IP to Briton but beyond that no idea what is going on. [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 03:37, 5 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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: ''furnigger'' is a term coined by former Patriotic Nigra N3X15 as an alternative to the commonly used ''furfag''. All that aside, it has been assumed based on the evidence that the faggot who was spamming /cwc/ was a reject from [http://www.ta-host.com/macrosonic this forum] whose personal army request for a raid on said forum on KKK's /i/ was shot down. So he got butthurt and decided to spam /cwc/. I can't confirm or deny this at the moment but its the most plausible theory thus far based on the evidence.<br />
:As far as why Krapple was "deleted", I haven't the slightest clue. I assume its not perminant though since the other sub-sites are still up. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 04:47, 5 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Apparently this here http://legi0n.krapplekomputerkompany.com/l/ is the new /cwc/. Go out and spam to the extreme. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 04:50, 5 November 2009 (CET)<br />
** Apparently its not there anymore. [[User:4plus2|4plus2]] 13:00, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*i'm not really sure what's going on with krapplekomputerkompany, but if you want to find out i guess you should go find krappleguy in his irc channel --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:33, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Anyone have any news on anything? The entire boards have been taken down. If they are gone is there anywhere that non-pvcc people can go to discuss chris? [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 08:55, 8 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::*Update: As far as I can til at this point, Krapple & the original /cwc/ board by extension, are both gone. However, /cwc/ lives (sort of). A new board has been made on KKK's sister site, Legi0n. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc] I appologize for any inconveniances and I'll let everyone know if/when I'm able to get in contact with CEO regarding this matter. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Renaming==<br />
I think for technical reasons, this really has to be renamed to something like "Krapple." Not to deride them or anything, only that it seems when I try to like to the article as it is, it will go to the subpage "cwc" of whatever page is being linked. Like if I link to this on the [[Sonichu]] page, it'll go to the page [[Sonichu/cwc]]. We can keep it as it is, except remember we have to pipe it to "Krapple" but that's kinda silly. So any thoughts, maybe for a better name to rename it to? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:02, 30 November 2009 (CET)<br />
:Krapple Komputer Kompany? Legi0n? Chris-chan (Imageboard)? idk something like that maybe. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:48, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Why link to legion deleted? ==<br />
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And references? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Protection. Chris has passed over the site before, but we don't want him going back any time soon. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Stupid, because even if Chris finds it it's too many words for him to read. Someone, revert it back. Seriously, people fucking nagging people in IRC or on here to "Where is /cwc/ now?" outweighs the remote chance that Chris is gonna find shit out. He already allegedly reads EDF, he's already discovered this place, Chris believes what he wants to believe. He still insists Ivy and Panda are real, even though CWCki more or less subtly hints at them being trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Tainted soil. ==<br />
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Nobody should touch this place, seriously. We are '''highly''' notorious there since Edthehedgehog and his vandalized user page, and now we are prone to floods of inexperienced trolls who think Patti's corpse, tranny hookers, and JUUUUUUUUUUUULAY are still funny. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html Even I should be highly concerned as I stirred some RAGE.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I've been the focus of the Chris-esque RAGE of the /cwc/ anonfags. Stay as far away from these mouthbreathers as possible. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 20:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
{{quote|I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur.|MaxTehManyula}}<br />
::Protip: Channers hate furfags, Max. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 18:08, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== What happened? ==<br />
Has anyone else here not been able to acess the site? Any time I click on a link to /cwc/, any link, it says it couldn't display the webpage. This has happened to me on two seperate computers. Is anyone else having the same problem? Has something happened to the site recently? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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according to some dude on the IRC Channel the place got DDOSED by a love shy. Not sue how accurate that is--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:04, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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By a what now? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:A Love Shy is basically a pathetic sexist loser who can't get [[China|any]]. [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php Here's their forum.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::So its a forum full of Chris-Chans then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::: Yeah. We insulted them in an epic thread I suggested a raid which some people were gearing up to do then poof forums gone--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:24, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Makes sense. Any chance of a restoration in sight? I had been meaning to check out the cxc board and check for updates. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:58, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::I don't know --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:20, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Have any of them claimed responsibility? This seems unexpected from a group who have apparently only made one strike against their [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Love_Shy&action=history ED page]. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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IT WASN'T THEM. It was some skiddie faggot who was pissed at an admin.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] [[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 18:41, 4 June 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=103696User:VanKrause2010-07-10T20:44:45Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
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Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
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Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=103695User:VanKrause2010-07-10T20:42:20Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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<center>I will be throwing together a [[User:VanKrause/Blacklist|list]] of cancer (IE user who are furries, roleplayers, otherkin, etc.) that are found on CWCki. If you happen to stumble upon any such users, please query me in IRC or leave me a message with the user's name and crimes against humanity and they will be added to the list. kthx</center><br />
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{{quote|Hey, I won't have a problem dropping dox and pics and caps all over nthe place if you want to play dumb. I'll gladly make you look dumb, so you don't have to do it for yourself anymore. I know it's your full time job.|Brittany "Internet <strike>Hate</strike> Eat Machine" Holechko, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko pot] [http://pastebin.com/f7316e03f calling] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c3/Ihmmsntrolled.png the kettle] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d4/94chan_post_an_hero.png black] [http://lulz-enterprises.789chan.org/ihm.mp3 much?]}}<br /><br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=103694User:VanKrause2010-07-10T20:35:32Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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{{quote|Hey, I won't have a problem dropping dox and pics and caps all over the place if you want to play dumb. I'll gladly make you look dumb, so you don't have to do it for yourself anymore. I know it's your full time job.|Brittany "Internet <strike>Hate</strike> Eat Machine" Holechko, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko pot] [http://pastebin.com/f7316e03f calling] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c3/Ihmmsntrolled.png the kettle] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d4/94chan_post_an_hero.png black] [http://lulz-enterprises.789chan.org/ihm.mp3 much?]}}<br /><br />
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{{Krapplefag}}<br />
{{MedalOfMerit}}<br />
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text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout Second life and is the scourge of many a furnigger.|}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103693User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-10T20:31:22Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */</p>
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<div>==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::<s>Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time.</s> O SHI- [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see no reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Actually, from what I've been seeing, Pfargtl's been pretty justified in as far as you go. You've been vandalizing, ban-evading, and harassing. Pfargtl did start overreacting a bit, but honestly, I don't think I can recall a situation where Cogs didn't get more pissed off than she really needed to. See the sonichu twitter incident for evidence of that one, especially since it was Champ that took the high-ground and removed a pretty damn embarrassing template from two people who just goofed off for a few minutes a day, and had promised to stop as soon as they were told it was a bad idea. But I'm getting off topic. While Pfargtl did cause a bit of drama in his responses to you, the faggotry was yours, the original problem was yours, and you're blatantly being a faggot right now, by repeatedly evading your ban. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 23:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::Correction, I'm not evading any bans as I am not someone else's sockpuppet. I don't recall being banned from here and if I was, it would be for an absurd reason (lel free speech). I gave Pfaggotl an ultimatum to settle this outside the cwcki and he just bitched some more instead. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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As long as totally unrelated parties are jumping on the banwagon, I just want to quickly point out that Van Krause isn't banned, Pf has taken it upon himself to spam the template everywhere. (You spelled wield wrong, btw, VK) As an observer, I reccommend you GET ON IR- er, skype to avoid further bullshit. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:45, 10 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I already hang out on #sonichu. I'm Krapple_Guy. ;D --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I was only placing the template on IBAgeneva's sockpuppets; also, I refuse to go on Skype. I'm pretty much revealing too much personal info about me if I use Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:50, 10 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::You know, you could either<br />
:::*a. Remove personal info from your skype account, or<br />
:::*b. make an alt account to talk with me & the others on<br />
:::If you actually believe that you are required to put irl information on skype, then you sir are an idiot. Now then, get skype so we can settle your little dramallama'ing once and for all. Can't say that the ED page we're writing about your atm is really gonna help the situation but we're willing to cease writing it if you get on skype and settle all this like a man. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:31, 10 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: I think that's wise, if they are starting a page on you then that would give them way more than you want. Maybe that's what they wanted? Who knows. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 00:57, 10 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&diff=103402CWCki:Community Portal2010-07-09T21:23:14Z<p>VanKrause: /* IBA fucking geneva */</p>
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== Since I've been gone ==<br />
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Long time, no see==<br />
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==<br />
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==<br />
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?<br />
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Ok... ==<br />
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;<br />
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?<br />
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.<br />
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Over there, internal server errors do not exist.<br />
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==<br />
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Contact Info ==<br />
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST<br />
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==I MAD==<br />
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? <br />
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.<br />
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==<br />
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.<br />
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. <br />
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. <br />
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. <br />
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==<br />
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. <br />
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.<br />
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.<br />
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.<br />
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.<br />
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-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]<br />
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Attention all jerkops ==<br />
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.<br />
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.<br />
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== changes i'd like to see ==<br />
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== MIA Asperpedian ==<br />
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==<br />
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==<br />
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== IBA fucking geneva ==<br />
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Account list:<br />
*IBAgeneva (banned)<br />
*JerryMathers (banned)<br />
*Goyslayer (banned)<br />
*Juanbrujo (banned)<br />
*Pfaggot (banned)<br />
*Herpdederp (banned)<br />
*Derpaherp (banned)<br />
*Greatjollynegro (banned)<br />
*Uhuru (banned)<br />
*Meenween (banned)<br />
*Mrjoo (banned)<br />
*Lawltiger (banned)<br />
*Pewbmonster (banned)<br />
*Niggomalema (banned)<br />
*Mrpillow (banned)<br />
*Farklesparkle (banned)<br />
*Jammastercoon (banned)<br />
*Travislikesbeer (banned)<br />
*CountCockula (banned)<br />
*Lightsideblue (banned)<br />
*BEEEEES (banned)<br />
*Rapeanator (banned)<br />
*Loldongs (banned)<br />
*Thoumad (banned)<br />
*Spocker (banned)<br />
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it <small>Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...</small> -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, '''you never had that power.''' Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ''ass''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as "niggers" and "furfags". So, [[wikipedia:BioShock|would you kindly]] fuck off? <sub>(message not directed towards Edward)</sub> [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]] the sonicfag furrfag and [[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]] the pokemon fetishist furfag.<br />
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{{quote|Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day.|[[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]]}}<br />
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Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yes, I fucking already read that before you put it up in HUEG XBOX quotes. Thing is, I don't give two shits about what he is, unlike you. And one last thing; I'm not going into Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Pfargtl9000's thing is that he loves to bitch and moan to the mods. He was continually trying to start drama on the cwcki because the idea of any form of fursecution makes his ass pucker. He also loves to raeg on this wiki through the use of rainbowtext and setting up his permaban template on the pages of new members that he perceives to be sock accounts with no proof whatsoever. It's rather funny that I'm able to get the cwcki staff to intimidate new users. --[[User:Dramallama|Dramallama]] 20:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What do furries, or any of this, have to do with Christian Chandler? Im not even sure what we are trying to accomplish now...[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Absolutly nothihg. Pfargtl9000 is just causing a lot of drama because he's a faggot. I told him me & the guys from /cwc/ would be willing to settle things with him outside of cwcki (skype), but he refuses to listen and wants to use cwcki as his shield/personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:It's accomplishing nothing; this is an open-and-shut case of vandalism and flame wars. We all know Cogs' policy; she doesn't care what you do as long as you don't bring faggotry to her site. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: Agreed. Again, I told Pfargtl9000 that we'd be willing to settle all this via skype (and outside of cwcki), but he refuses. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Game Place page vandalism ==<br />
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWC Sighting ==<br />
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I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.<br />
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I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.<br />
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At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::: The rock throwing seems to be an improvised paper-heart-on-a-string. Still not working though. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 20:32, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&diff=103400CWCki:Community Portal2010-07-09T21:21:08Z<p>VanKrause: /* IBA fucking geneva */</p>
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== Since I've been gone ==<br />
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Long time, no see==<br />
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==<br />
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==<br />
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?<br />
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Ok... ==<br />
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;<br />
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?<br />
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.<br />
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Over there, internal server errors do not exist.<br />
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==<br />
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Contact Info ==<br />
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST<br />
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==I MAD==<br />
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? <br />
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.<br />
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==<br />
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.<br />
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. <br />
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. <br />
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. <br />
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==<br />
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. <br />
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.<br />
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.<br />
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.<br />
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.<br />
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-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]<br />
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Attention all jerkops ==<br />
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.<br />
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.<br />
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== changes i'd like to see ==<br />
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== MIA Asperpedian ==<br />
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==<br />
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==<br />
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== IBA fucking geneva ==<br />
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Account list:<br />
*IBAgeneva (banned)<br />
*JerryMathers (banned)<br />
*Goyslayer (banned)<br />
*Juanbrujo (banned)<br />
*Pfaggot (banned)<br />
*Herpdederp (banned)<br />
*Derpaherp (banned)<br />
*Greatjollynegro (banned)<br />
*Uhuru (banned)<br />
*Meenween (banned)<br />
*Mrjoo (banned)<br />
*Lawltiger (banned)<br />
*Pewbmonster (banned)<br />
*Niggomalema (banned)<br />
*Mrpillow (banned)<br />
*Farklesparkle (banned)<br />
*Jammastercoon (banned)<br />
*Travislikesbeer (banned)<br />
*CountCockula (banned)<br />
*Lightsideblue (banned)<br />
*BEEEEES (banned)<br />
*Rapeanator (banned)<br />
*Loldongs (banned)<br />
*Thoumad (banned)<br />
*Spocker (banned)<br />
TOTAL: 25<br />
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it <small>Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...</small> -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, '''you never had that power.''' Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ''ass''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as "niggers" and "furfags". So, [[wikipedia:BioShock|would you kindly]] fuck off? <sub>(message not directed towards Edward)</sub> [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]] the sonicfag furrfag and [[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]] the pokemon fetishist furfag.<br />
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Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yes, I fucking already read that before you put it up in HUEG XBOX quotes. Thing is, I don't give two shits about what he is, unlike you. And one last thing; I'm not going into Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Pfargtl9000's thing is that he loves to bitch and moan to the mods. He was continually trying to start drama on the cwcki because the idea of any form of fursecution makes his ass pucker. He also loves to raeg on this wiki through the use of rainbowtext and setting up his permaban template on the pages of new members that he perceives to be sock accounts with no proof whatsoever. It's rather funny that I'm able to get the cwcki staff to intimidate new users. --[[User:Dramallama|Dramallama]] 20:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What do furries, or any of this, have to do with Christian Chandler? Im not even sure what we are trying to accomplish now...[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Absolutly nothihg. Pfargtl9000 is just causing a lot of drama because he's a faggot. I told him me & the guys from /cwc/ would be willing to settle things with him outside of cwcki (skype), but he refuses to listen and wants to use cwcki as his shield/personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Game Place page vandalism ==<br />
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWC Sighting ==<br />
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I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.<br />
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I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.<br />
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At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
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Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
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Hi. I also live in a redneck shithole; no <s>temples</s>, mosques, or synagogues, only churches, including one [[Anna|LDS]] church. This place is Brooksville, Florida, and it's why I'm an atheist. Religion sucks.<br />
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==Contributions==<br />
*Uploading images from the [[CWCipedia]] [[CWCipedia vandalism|vandalism]] after [[Mao]] purchased it<br />
*Being a Grammar Nazi<br />
*Defending [[User:MaxTehManyula|furries]] [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|everywhere]].<br />
*Trying to [[Talk:/cwc/#Tainted_soil.|start]] [[User_talk:Pfargtl9000#Rage_Sparker.3F_.28DISCUSSION_OVER_YOU_FUCKER.29|tons]] of [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Template:RAGE_Sparker&diff=prev&oldid=94362 drama] with people, including [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Template:TwitterRoleplayer&diff=87486&oldid=87172 Cogsdev].<br />
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I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see no reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103389User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-09T20:55:37Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */</p>
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==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Niggastolemyfamicon==<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see know reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103387User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-09T20:55:12Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */</p>
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==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
<br />
Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Niggastolemyfamicon==<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond your hatred of furries, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see know reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103374User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-09T20:39:15Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */</p>
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==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Niggastolemyfamicon==<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103373User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-09T20:38:43Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */</p>
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==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Niggastolemyfamicon==<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Re: Hey, buddy===<br />
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army.</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&diff=103369CWCki:Community Portal2010-07-09T20:29:02Z<p>VanKrause: /* IBA fucking geneva */</p>
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== Since I've been gone ==<br />
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Long time, no see==<br />
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==<br />
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==<br />
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?<br />
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Ok... ==<br />
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;<br />
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?<br />
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.<br />
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Over there, internal server errors do not exist.<br />
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==<br />
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Contact Info ==<br />
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST<br />
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==I MAD==<br />
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? <br />
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.<br />
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==<br />
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.<br />
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. <br />
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. <br />
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. <br />
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==<br />
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. <br />
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.<br />
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.<br />
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.<br />
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.<br />
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-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]<br />
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Attention all jerkops ==<br />
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.<br />
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.<br />
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== changes i'd like to see ==<br />
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== MIA Asperpedian ==<br />
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==<br />
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==<br />
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== IBA fucking geneva ==<br />
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Account list:<br />
*IBAgeneva (banned)<br />
*JerryMathers (banned)<br />
*Goyslayer (banned)<br />
*Juanbrujo (banned)<br />
*Pfaggot (banned)<br />
*Herpdederp (banned)<br />
*Derpaherp (banned)<br />
*Greatjollynegro (banned)<br />
*Uhuru (banned)<br />
*Meenween (banned)<br />
*Mrjoo (banned)<br />
*Lawltiger (banned)<br />
*Pewbmonster (banned)<br />
*Niggomalema (banned)<br />
*Mrpillow (banned)<br />
*Farklesparkle (banned)<br />
*Jammastercoon (banned)<br />
*Travislikesbeer (banned)<br />
*CountCockula (banned)<br />
*Lightsideblue (banned)<br />
*BEEEEES (banned)<br />
*Rapeanator (banned)<br />
*Loldongs (banned)<br />
*Thoumad (banned)<br />
*Spocker (banned)<br />
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it <small>Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...</small> -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, '''you never had that power.''' Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ''ass''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as "niggers" and "furfags". So, [[wikipedia:BioShock|would you kindly]] fuck off? <sub>(message not directed towards Edward)</sub> [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]] the sonicfag furrfag and [[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]] the pokemon fetishist furfag.<br />
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{{quote|Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day.|[[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]]}}<br />
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Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Game Place page vandalism ==<br />
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWC Sighting ==<br />
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I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.<br />
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I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.<br />
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At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=103359User talk:Pfargtl90002010-07-09T19:15:37Z<p>VanKrause: /* Sup, dramawhore? */ new section</p>
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==SFW template==<br />
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia vandalism archival==<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jew Template ==<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Niggastolemyfamicon==<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== you got a problem punk ==<br />
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then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCpedia ==<br />
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are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Userboxes ==<br />
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Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==<br />
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.<br />
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The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor." <br />
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Julie chat ==<br />
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Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That fucker ==<br />
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I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sup, dramawhore? ==<br />
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Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=103358User:VanKrause2010-07-09T19:11:47Z<p>VanKrause: /* 50px About */</p>
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Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
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*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
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*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
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== Since I've been gone ==<br />
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Long time, no see==<br />
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==<br />
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==<br />
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?<br />
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Ok... ==<br />
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;<br />
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?<br />
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.<br />
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==<br />
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Contact Info ==<br />
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST<br />
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? <br />
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.<br />
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==<br />
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.<br />
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. <br />
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. <br />
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. <br />
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==<br />
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. <br />
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.<br />
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.<br />
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.<br />
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.<br />
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-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]<br />
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Attention all jerkops ==<br />
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.<br />
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.<br />
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== changes i'd like to see ==<br />
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== MIA Asperpedian ==<br />
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==<br />
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==<br />
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== IBA fucking geneva ==<br />
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Account list:<br />
*IBAgeneva (banned)<br />
*JerryMathers (banned)<br />
*Goyslayer (banned)<br />
*Juanbrujo (banned)<br />
*Pfaggot (banned)<br />
*Herpdederp (banned)<br />
*Derpaherp (banned)<br />
*Greatjollynegro (banned)<br />
*Uhuru (banned)<br />
*Meenween (banned)<br />
*Mrjoo (banned)<br />
*Lawltiger (banned)<br />
*Pewbmonster (banned)<br />
*Niggomalema (banned)<br />
*Mrpillow (banned)<br />
*Farklesparkle (banned)<br />
*Jammastercoon (banned)<br />
*Travislikesbeer (banned)<br />
*CountCockula (banned)<br />
*Lightsideblue (banned)<br />
*BEEEEES (banned)<br />
*Rapeanator (banned)<br />
*Loldongs (banned)<br />
*Thoumad (banned)<br />
*Spocker (banned)<br />
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it <small>Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...</small> -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) <br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Game Place page vandalism ==<br />
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWC Sighting ==<br />
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I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.<br />
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I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.<br />
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At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=102503User:VanKrause2010-07-06T23:47:38Z<p>VanKrause: /* 50px List of furfags on CWCki */</p>
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
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Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I'm apparently [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko female Chris-chan]'s arch-enemy. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
*[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]<br />
*[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] (Furfag sympathizer, which is just as bad)<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=96693User:VanKrause2010-06-16T19:30:53Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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{{Krapplefag}}<br />
{{MedalOfMerit}}<br />
{{PVCC}}<br />
{{IRCReg}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{EDUser}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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[[Image:ksproductions.png|120px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I'm apparently [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko female Chris-chan]'s arch-enemy. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] List of furfags on CWCki ==<br />
*[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=/cow/&diff=96691/cow/2010-06-16T19:14:17Z<p>VanKrause: /* Typical /cwc/ responses */ ban message</p>
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[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away.]]<br />
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user.]]<br />
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'''/cwc/''' (aka '''Krapple''' and '''Legi0n''') is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, [[trolls]], drawfags, trolls, [[Fan: Index| fanfic writers]], trolls, irritating mods, Chris-esque mouth-breathers, trolls, elitists, and trolls. Lots and lots of trolls.<br />
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Used to be something of a back-up for the PVCC when [[110mb]] was around. The mysterious [[Bryan Bash]] occasionally posts to enlighten some the extreme [[slow-in-the-minds]].<br />
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[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.<br />
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On 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.<br />
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== Notable goings-on ==<br />
[[Image:Bubblesxsilvana.jpg|thumb|right|Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/]]<br />
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===Ivy appears===<br />
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[[Ivy]] decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and [[Fail|brilliant]] suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much [[IBA|later]]. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.<br />
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===Geneva===<br />
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A [[pedofork]], originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of [[Julie Reveals Herself|the infamous revelation]]. Instead of noting the other trolls telling [[BlueSpike]] to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to [[Parody|take credit]], complete with ironic victory speech [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9p139Z3Lc].<br />
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===[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]===<br />
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Before it was put up on the [[CWCipedia]], the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable Bryan Bash, much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some [[Autism|less than intelligent users]] would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]].<br />
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===Deletion===<br />
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{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO, summing it up.}}<br />
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===The Wallflower===<br />
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Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with [[Surfshack Tito]]'s involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her [[Homos|hobbies]] and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|more harassment]]. <br />
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==Typical discussions on /cwc/==<br />
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*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"<br />
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."<br />
*"Mods are faggots."<br />
*"Liquid is HAWT!"<br />
*"OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."<br />
*"OMG I have secret info/live in [[Ruckersville]] for real you guys"<br />
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"<br />
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"<br />
*"BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"<br />
*"The Field Agents STILL suck ass"<br />
*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"<br />
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"<br />
*"THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"<br />
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"<br />
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"<br />
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]] <br />
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY! And then we roll him into a carpet and throw him off a bridge!"<br />
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]<br />
*[http://legi0n.info/cwc/res/44436.html "DDoS 'X'"]<br />
*"DOWN WITH THE [[PVCC|ELITISTS]]!!!1"<br />
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==Typical /cwc/ responses==<br />
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*"u mad?"<br />
*"Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."<br />
*"I TROLL U"<br />
*"cool story bro"<br />
*"<b><font color="red">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</font></b>"<br />
*"Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."<br />
*"OP sucks"<br />
*"This trolling idea is bad"<br />
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==Derivative Boards==<br />
Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards. /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (so faggots have a place to post their shitty trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance).<br />
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==IRC==<br />
/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal. Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/ - the original TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard, now dead<br />
*[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/, reincarnated]<br />
**[http://legi0n.info/cxc/ /cxc/, for fanfics and copypasta]<br />
**[http://legi0n.info/kcwc/ /kcwc/, for chris tunes]<br />
**[http://legi0n.info/CWCrt/ /CWCrt/, for trolling]<br />
**[http://legi0n.info/library/ /library/, threads worth archiving]<br />
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]<br />
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[[Category:Trolling]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=85883User:VanKrause2010-04-25T12:01:55Z<p>VanKrause: /* 50px Contact */</p>
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{{PVCC}}<br />
{{IRCReg}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{EDUser}}<br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
</gallery><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
<br />
[[Image:bobthelumberjacktee.jpg|390px|center]]<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I'm apparently [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko female Chris-chan]'s arch-enemy. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*IRC: [irc://irc.helldive.org/legi0n #legi0n on Helldive]<br />
*MSN/Email: vankrause@789chan.org<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&diff=85882User talk:Pfargtl90002010-04-25T12:00:04Z<p>VanKrause: /* Again...? */</p>
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I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==<br />
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Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|<sup><font size="2">37</font></sup>]] [[User:Rubidium|<font size="4">'''Rb'''</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|<sup><font size="1">85.468</font></sup>]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==If you're making a Christian Template...==<br />
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Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis? <br />
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)<br />
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Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Again...? ==<br />
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)<br />
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)</div>VanKrausehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:VanKrause&diff=73759User:VanKrause2010-03-08T10:12:49Z<p>VanKrause: </p>
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{{quote|Hey, I won't have a problem dropping dox and pics and caps all over the place if you want to play dumb. I'll gladly make you look dumb, so you don't have to do it for yourself anymore. I know it's your full time job.|Brittany "Internet <strike>Hate</strike> Eat Machine" Holechko, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko pot] [http://pastebin.com/f7316e03f calling] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c3/Ihmmsntrolled.png the kettle] [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d4/94chan_post_an_hero.png black] [http://lulz-enterprises.789chan.org/ihm.mp3 much?]}}<br /><br />
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'''Left to right:''' ''[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Nigra in the pickle suit]]'', ''[[Count Graduon]]'', ''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]'', ''[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'', ''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chrissy]]'', ''[[Trolls|Anon]]'', and ''[[Jimmy Hill]]''.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Spike Shoops ==<br />
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Image:lolbluespike.png|My rendition of [[BlueSpike]]'s likeness. Did I take his alias to literally? You decide. Use this as you see fit.<br />
Image:bluespikeohexploitable.png|Advice Spike, Oh Exploitable.<br />
Image:advicespikemedallion.png|Advice Spike knows whats best for Chris.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Medallion GET 2.0 ==<br />
The spoils of trolling:<br />
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Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant<br />
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.<br />
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca<br />
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].<br />
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1<br />
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2<br />
Image:jiggliamimedallion.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Bob the Lumberjack tees ==<br />
Do you realize? Do you REALIZE!? That Bob the Lumberjack's likeness is now in tshirt form?<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] About ==<br />
Yeah, I'm one of the owners of Legi0n, the chan where /cwc/ can be found. I'm apparently [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko female Chris-chan]'s arch-enemy. I am also known as Krapple Guy.<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Contact ==<br />
*[http://www.myspace.com/470755763 FailSpace]<br />
*[http://www.myspace.com/krappletheguy K-S Productions]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/krappleguy Youtube]<br />
*<strike>[http://www.youtube.com/krappletheguy Youtube (temporary)]</strike><br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] Links ==<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org/cwc /cwc/]<br />
*[http://www.legi0n.789chan.org Legi0n]<br />
*[http://oppdis.com/legi0npedia Legi0npedia - The ED alternative]<br />
*<strike>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/Stretch_Douche Stretch Douche]</strike><br />
*[http://stretchdouche.com StretchDouche]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWCville Archives|CWCville Archives]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/CWC music|Music collection]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Verbose CWCisms|Verbose CWCisms]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/The Pinch|The Pinch's dox]]<br />
*[[User:Anonymous/Geneva|Geneva's dox]]<br />
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=5997#top Chrissy's PSN? wat]</s>Gone?<br />
*<s>[http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:_IJsqdL3hgYJ:themiscreants.110mb.com/+the+miscreants+clyde+cash&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a Miscreants backup (google cache)]</s>wiped<br />
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== [[Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|50px]] [[User_talk:Anonymous|Message]] ==<br />
Or contact me in irc:<br />
*irc.helldive.org #legi0n ([http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n web client])<br />
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