Man in the Pickle Suit

2017-11-28T15:22:51Z

Vb7200: Added to Emily

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{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}

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| title = Pickle Man
| image = [[Image:Realpickle1.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Harold?
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White<br>[[Niggo|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = [[Troll]]
}}

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The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (a.k.a. the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) is the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>

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== Origin ==
{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}

[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as [[Blanca]] to troll CWC in early August [[2008]], using a fake [[MySpace]] page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a [[pickle]] costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

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== The [[Michael Snyder|Jew]] in the Pickle Suit ==
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst [[Emily]] and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.

==Today==

In [[October 2009]], the MiPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1cVdNCXTUB4}}
| stardate = 23 [[April 2010]]
| maker = I Am The Internet Pickle Man
| subject =
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In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]]. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous [[Night Star]] sockpuppet of her [[NightStar2891_leaked_DMs| supposed private conversations]] with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that [[Chris and socialization|Chris was talking to himself all along]]. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.

==Selected videos==

* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|Shit just got real.
File:Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching.
File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|Response to the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].
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==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The MPS's] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]

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