Reginald Sneasel

2010-10-13T03:12:01Z

VeryGoodBoy:

[[Image:CWCsSneasel.jpg|thumb|Reginald Sneasel.]]
[[Image:215Sneasel.png|thumb|An actual Sneasel.]]

'''Reginald''' is a [[Pokémon|Sneasel]] who wears a headband (similar to the one worn by [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] of the [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']] series) and [[homos|cutoff jeans]]. He only barely resembles a Sneasel, as his [[Chris and art|coloring and body shape are completely off]], but at least he looks vaguely similar to what he was allegedly ripped off from (unlike [[Layla Flaaffy]], who isn't even close). He is not only an excuse for Chris to remove [[Punchy]] from being paired up with [[Angelica]], but he's also an excuse to draw himself back into the comic while stuck in the [[Time Void]]: look carefully at [[Heterochromia|the color of those eyes]]. His inclusion is highly confusing as he is introduced shortly after [[Simonla]] announces she wants to name her hypothetical son "Reginald".

== In the comic ==
Reginald is a Sneasel who makes his first [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] appearance in [[Sonichu_9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|episode 19]]. Reginald is in love with [[Layla]] and tries to steal her from [[Punchy]] with a [[fail|cunning plan]]. Unfortunately, Layla and Punchy still manage to hook up despite Reginald cutting the keyboard cord on the computer.

While Reginald is feeling sorry for himself outside, he is approached by [[Angelica]], who flirts with him. As a result, Reginald manages to summon up the courage to ask her out. To her everlasting shame, she says yes. In episode 20, he was seen in bed with Angelica, proving that even after being raised by nuns, she, like all of the other [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]], is a total slut. Unlike the other Rosechus, however, she will die for her sins. [[Chris and religion|She's Christian, after all.]]

In the first draft of Episode 19, Reginald is shown to be 28 years old. In the final version of the comic though, Chris de-ages him by ten years, thus making Reginald 18, the same age as Layla. Chris most likely made this change so Reginald wouldn't seem like such an obvious avatar for him. However, it's also likely that this was done so Chris wouldn't look like a [[pedofork]].

== As a "Mary Sue"==
While Chris is stuck in the [[Time Void]], Reginald is essentially the replacement Chris. Sad, pathetic, lonely, (but not in his late twenties) Reginald attempts to sabotage Punchy's burgeoning relationship with [[Layla]] out of jealousy. Like Chris, he fails. Unlike Chris, however, Reginald somehow manages to find a [[Angelica|boyfriend-free girl]] willing to look past the layers of self-loathing to his shallow, childish core. Of note is that Angelica finds Reginald "[[honest]]" and "sweet", and that ''she'' approached ''him''. Also note, his entire existence up to that point involved him obsessing over another girl, spreading false rumors about his desired paramour to try and dissuade his rival, and actively trying to sabotage his rival's attempts.

Angelica and Reginald's pairing is essentially how Chris would like his first relationship to start. Chris wants a girl to be attracted to his honesty and [[Attraction Sign|approach him]] so that he doesn't have to do any of the legwork on his own.

Chris also seems to have some peculiar attachment to the name "Reginald". Aside from Sneasel, it's the given name of Chris's imaginary future son, as well as that of the imaginary future son of [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Common Questions#15 January 2010|When asked about this]], Chris explains that a woman (most likely [[PandaHalo]]) suggested the name for the previously-mentioned imaginary son of Chris, which probably kicked off this obsession.

Reginald has not reappeared in any significant way in Chris's comics since Chris emerged from the [[Time Void]]. However, Sneasel's fumbling stupidity has perversely made him a favorite with trolls, and he played a key role in the FALSE and DISHONEST episodes of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].

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Hotel Ricky Ricardo

2010-10-08T13:25:24Z

VeryGoodBoy:

[[Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's impression. Those who try to check out end up like the guy by the road. ''You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave...'']]
'''Hotel Ricky Ricardo''' (also translated as '''Hotel Richy Ricardo''') is a Spanish class assignment in which [[Chris]] describes a hotel as he would run it. It was discovered in the site archives released by [[Clyde Cash]] in [[October 2009]]. The whole thing is a bizarre combination of Chris's horrible version of Spanish (requiring liberal insertions of [sic]), combined with the relatively innocent naiveté of a seemingly normal childhood, as demonstrated by choosing to inhabit his fictional hotel with children's video game characters. This sort of thing is common amongst children as old as 8, which should really tell you something about Chris's mental maturity, as he wrote this when he was "barely" 18 years old.

Chris also includes himself when listing activities for employees and clients (although he doesn't always clarify which is which) as well as some other people he knows. Amongst the other, mundane activities such as Chris playing videogames with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], or [[Rosechu|Amy Rose]] going shopping is one strangely poignant mention of Chris's [[Barbara|mother]] getting angry and yelling at his [[Robert|father]].

Of note, Chris places himself in the category of "great artists", alongside Michelangelo and DaVinci. [[Chris and art|You keep telling yourself that, Chris]].

==Original text==

:[[Ricardo]] W. Chandler.
:12/3/Y2K Español II, 7.
:Hotel Richy Ricardo Rough Draft:

===I. La Guia Michelin:===

:Richy Ricardo, pl Estación, 4692, 634 92 10,
:Telex 83392-

Com 2100, 200 hab, 15.500/21.000 pesetas ($1,550/$2,100).

===II Descripción del Hotel:===

El hotel, Richy Ricardo, es un hotel de gran confort. Tiene un restaurante y está en la Plaza Estación. El número de teléfono es 634 92 10. Tiene un ascensor, una piscina y un garaje. En las habitaciones, hay un televisor, aire acondicionado, y un sistema de los juegos de videos, Sega Dreamcast. Y con el Dreamcast hay muchos juegos de videos y acceso al internet. Puede comprar o alquilar un Jump Pack o un VMU para el Dreamcast en el recepción. Hay un teléfono a las habitaciones. En este hotel hay 200 habitaciones. Una habitación cuesta entre 15.500 y 21.000 pesetas ($1,550 y 2,100 dolares americanos). El desayuno está incluido en el precio de la habitación. Aceptan tres tarjetas de crédito: American Express, Visa y Discovery. También aceptan unos cheques de viajero.

===III En Nuestras Habitaciones Hay...:===

# En las habitaciones hay una cama matrimonial y dos camas sencillas.
# En las habitaciones hay un [[Homos|clóset grande]] y un escritorio.
# En las habitaciones hay una mesita de noche pequeña.
# En las habitaciones hay una cómoda grande y cuatro cajones.
# En las habitaciones hay dos sillas, una mesita de café, un sillón comodo y un sofá.
# En las habitaciones hay unos cuadros do los artistas buenos: DeVinci, Michalanglo y C.W. Chandler.
# En las habitaciones hay una ducha, un W.C., un lavabo y un espejo largo.
# En las habitaciones hay un televisor pesado.
# En las habitaciones hay una sistema de los juegos do videos: Sega Dreamcast con unos juegos de videos; muy moderno.
# En las habitaciones hay un estante formal.

===IV Las Actividades de nuestros Empleados y nuestros Clientes del Hotel:===

# Nuestro cliente, Sonic el Puerco Espino juege a la guitarra para las chicas bonitas cerca de la piscina.
# Nuestro cliente, Amy Rose va de compras en las tiendas de departamento cerca del hotel.
# Nuestro emplejado, Jose hace las comidas en la cocina.
# La Sra. Cox juege al juego de video, Hydro Thunder con su hijo pequeño, Christian Cox.
# El Sr. Cox juege al tenis en el parque que está lejos del hotel.
# Cada noche, Sr. [[Red Skelton]] dice muchos chistes comicos en nuestro restraunte.
# Yo hago mi website de Pokémon, El PokéSite de RWC 2!
# Knuckles sube el muro del hotel.
# Tails cria los chaoes en el jardín del Chao.
# La empleada, Tiffany lava las toallas, las ropas y las cortinas del hotel.
# La empleada, Kellie arregla los muebles en las habitaciones.
# Mi madre discute con mi padre cuándo están enojados.
# Los chaoes nadan en el lago del jardín.
# Christian Cox está enojado si no durmió bien.
# Sonic y yo jugamos al juego de video, Sonic Adventure; Sonic tiene mas puntos que mi.

===V El Presidente del Hotel: Ricardo W. Chandler.===

¡Hola! Me llamo Ricardo. Yo tengo 18 años. Soy alto y delgado. Tengo el pelo pardo, un ojo azul y un ojo verde. Soy honesto; a mi, me gusta decir la verdad. Soy inteligente; yo sé las matemáticas, Español, fotografía y la computadora. Soy divertido; yo juego unos juegos de videos y el juego de las tarjetas de Pokémon. Soy un artista; me gusta hacer mucho arte. Tenga un buen día.

==Translation==

===I. The Michelin Guide:===

Richy Ricardo, Station pl, 4692, 634 92 10,
Telex 83392-

Com 2100 200 rooms, 15.500/21.000 pesetas ($1,550/$2,100).

===II Hotel Description:===

This hotel, [[I Love Lucy|Richy Ricardo]], is a hotel of great comfort. It has a restaurant which is in the [[Station Square|Station Plaza]]. The telephone number is 634 92 10. It has an elevator, a pool and a [[Son-chu|garage]]. In the rooms, there is a television set, air conditioning, and a video game system, Sega Dreamcast. And for the Dreamcast there are many games and Internet access. You can buy or rent a Jump Pack or a VMU for the dreamcast at the lobby. There is a telephone in each room. In this hotel there are 200 rooms. A room costs between [[Chris and money|15.500 and 21.000 pesetas ($1,550 and 2,100 american dollars)]]. Breakfast is included with the room price. They accept three credit cards: American Express, Visa and Discovery. They also accept some traveler checks.

===III In our rooms there are...:===

# In the rooms there is a [[Fuck Quest|double sized bed]] and two single beds.
# In the rooms there is a [[Chris's Room|big closet]] and a desk.
# In the rooms there is a small nightstand.
# In the rooms there is a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|big commode]] and [it should say "with"] four drawers.
# In the rooms there are two chairs, a coffee table, a comfy loveseat and a couch.
# In the rooms there are paintings made by the best artists: DeVinci (sic), Michalanglo (sic) and [[Chris and his ego|C.W. Chandler.]]
# In the rooms there is a [[Axe|shower]], a toilet, a sink and a long [probably meant to say "large"] mirror.
# In the rooms there is a heavy[?] television set.
# In the rooms there is a video game system: Sega Dreamcast with some video games; very modern.
# In the rooms there is a formal shelf.

===IV Our employees and client's activities:===

# Our client, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic the Hedge Hog]] [sic] plays [misspelled; should've used "toca" instead] the [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] for the pretty girls near the pool.
# Our client, [[women's rights|Amy goes shopping in the department stores near the hotel.]]
# Our employee, Jose makes the foods in the kitchen.
# Mrs. [[Duck|Cox]] plays the video game, Hydro Thunder with his small son, Christian Cox.
# Mr. Cox plays [misspelled here as "juegue"] tennis in the park which is far from away from the hotel.
# Each night, Mr. [[Red Skelton]] says lots of funny jokes in our restaurant.
# I make my Pokémon website, RWC's Pokésite 2!
# Knuckles climbs the hotel's wall.
# Tails raises the Chaoes in the Chao garden [translated as Chao's garden by Chris, as if Chao was an actual person].
# The employee, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] washes the towels, clothes and the hotel's curtains.
# The employee, [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]] fixes the rooms' furniture.
# My [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] argues with my [[Bob Chandler|father]] when they are [[Chris and Anger|angry]].
# The Chaoes swim in the garden's lake.
# Christian Cox is mad if he didn't sleep well.
# Sonic and I play the video game, Sonic Adventure; [[fail|Sonic has more points than me]].

===V The President of the Hotel: Ricardo W. Chandler.===

Hello! My name is Ricardo. I am 18 years old. I am tall and [[obesity|slim]]. I have brown hair, [[heterochromia|one blue eye and one green eye]]. I am [[honest content|honest]]; I, [[Lie|like to tell the truth]]. I am smart; I know maths, Spanish, photography and the computer. I am fun; I play some video games and the Pokémon card game. [[Chris and art|I am an artist;]] I like to make a lot of art. Have a nice day.

==See also==
*[[Spanish]]
[[Category:Prose]]

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