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Jessica Quinn

2025-10-17T20:55:22Z

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{{quote|She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]!|Chris lamenting what could have been.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn's missing out]]</ref>}}

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|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = JessicaQuinn.jpg
|imagesize = 250px
|name= Jessica Quinn
|aliases = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]] [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]] [[Lovely Weather]] [[Diamond Melody]] Arfoire<ref name=ideaguy>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> The Quinnish Troll
|gender = Female
|nationality = American
|race = White
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'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]], turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's [[sweetheart]] from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]] after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 [[October 2017]], after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup. Afterwards, she tried to get back on his good side, in an apparent attempt to troll him again, but was thwarted by the [[Idea Guys]], who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

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==Identity==
Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that "Quinn" is not her real surname and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838 Quinn's Facebook], [http://archive.is/C954a Archive.is link of the same ]</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias – a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

On 18 October 2017, he posted an image to Twitter thanking everyone who donated to his [[Patreon]], with a special mention to Jessica, striking out her last name:

{{quotebox|An Honorable Mention to Miss Jessica <s>Quinn</s> for her continued support that helped me push out more pages in a week than before.}}

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*In mid-2018, the troll behind the Jessica Quinn persona gave up on Chris, sending him a link to the Instagram account of a woman from Boston, Massachusetts, whom he stated was the real identity of the woman whose photos were used on the Quinn account, and an apology for trolling him. The woman is an OnlyFans feeder creator, gorJESS.

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she posted and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</s> dead link</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[self-inflicted taint wound]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

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==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref>

Although Chris's enthusiasm for his newfound relationship started high, the following day, based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, this had evaporated. Reading their messages reveals that Jessica seemed to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy might have already been a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named [[Diamond Melody]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

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Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
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===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D]</s> Dead link</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appeared to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook,<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref> he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn; after their second breakup, Chris made a [[Jessica Quinn#She's missing out|bizarre series of posts]] on [[Facebook]] that revealed the extent to which he was influenced by this fetish.

Quinn encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter. She was also allegedly "turned on" by pictures of [[Layla]] being fed.

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Quinn facebook likes.png|A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.
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==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, but not before briefly looking at the camera to make sure it was recording properly before he shed his crocodile tears. Chris uploaded the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quote|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video was used once more for the same purpose during their second breakup. Chris later uploaded an image of himself genuinely crying, which can be seen below the video.

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Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

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Chris crying over Quinn.jpg|Chris's new profile image.
Jesscanttrustanyone.png|Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.
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Quinn mad.jpg‎|Quinn is mad.
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===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}

[[File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|200px|thumb|Chris rages at Kim.]]

Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

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File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
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===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px|The first post by the fake account.]]
The next day, on 6 October, a ween made fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged,<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref> shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile in order to issue a response.

She then removed most of the content from it, possibly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack". Her status was changed to "single", however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg|150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===
[[File:Icecream1.jpg|thumb|200px|Diabetes in a cup.]]
The next day, Chris visited an ice cream joint in town, posting incrementally ridiculous pictures of the food, his own stomach, and panels of ''Sonichu'' while whining that Quinn was missing out on all he had. Interestingly, Chris points out that Quinn was "turned on" by his drawings of an obese Rosechu. Also notable is the fact that the [[unicorn cosplay]] was donned once again by Chris on his day out, likely in a bid to relive good memories of [[BronyCon|days past]].

The first post was of a photo showing a cup of ice cream, topped with gummies, strawberries, cream, and chocolate sprinkles.
{{quotebox|Tell you what, She's Missing Out!!! We could have Shared This!!!}}

He described his meal as:
{{quotebox|Good!!! Like a Fruity Top with Chocolate Sandwiched between Strawberry Tart, Kiwi flavored, And Birthday Cake on the Bottom!!!}}

Chris then posted two bizarre panels of his comic, showing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] feeding [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who ballooned to a size rivaling that of [[Barb]]. This post is notable for being the first direct confirmation of Quinn's feeder fetish.

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File:Fatrosechu1.jpg|The first image of Rosechu posted.
File:Fatrosechu2.jpg|The second image.
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[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|275px|left|Chris's belly used to be all Quinn's.]]
{{quotebox|And NOW! I am Having All This To MYSELF! She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]! For her thing, like Kip enjoys for herself in Her Awesome and Fun Stories! "Breakfast With Sister" and "No Lunch Break"! Really Good and Funny!!! We Shared That, Jessie and I!!!!}}

Another shot of ''Sonichu'' was posted, this time of [[Layla]] being fed by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. The panels shown originate from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and Quinn was allegedly aroused by it. If this is true, it would mean that on top of having a feeder fetish, she is also a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]].

{{quotebox|She was Turned On with This from "Sonichu #9!!! I Like this Couple-Sharing Idea!!!!!}}

[[File:Icecream2.jpg|thumb|150px|Brain freeze, ft. [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

Chris then decided to broadcast his enormous girth to the world, commenting:
{{quotebox|THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!}}

The final photo of the series was one of Chris himself with his palm on his forehead, captioned:
{{quotebox|This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!}}

All posts, except for the last, were accompanied with "feeling discorded". Chris removed all the feeder posts from his Facebook timeline a while later.<ref>[[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out]]</ref>

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<center>{{collapsible
|Screenshots of Chris's posts
|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Sonichu feeder1.png|Rosechu gets fat.
File:Sonichu feeder2.png|Layla is fed.
File:Chris shows off his stomach.png|It could have ''all'' been hers.
</gallery>}}</center>

He then took to Twitter:

{{quotebox|Waiting for my [[Chris and socialization#In real life|FRIENDS]] to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref>
}}

===Not quite over her===

On 12 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter and Facebook:

{{quotebox|*sigh*

I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}

It was initially unclear who he missed, seeing as how he was still stalking Doopie and had recently tried contacting [[Megan]].

A day later he clarified who he meant, by posting:

{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple!}}

{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}

{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

Later, he said,

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @[[pewdiepie]]. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

On 15 October:

{{quotebox|I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads!}}

On 16 October:

{{quotebox|Realized Something! If She was a Troll, then Everything we had talked and shared about Would Have Been “Leaked” By now! HA! ❤️😊}}

{{quotebox|Dunk That into [[Pickle]] Brine and Eat It!}}

A ween questioned how he would know about any leaks:

{{quoteboxred|what if we leaked it without informing you. you have no leads.}}

Chris retorted:

{{quotebox|I would have found something on Kiwi.

Guess What! I haven’t! Ha!}}

Unfortunately, this means Chris has learned nothing, not realizing an online girlfriend is a troll, blaming other people for his misfortunes, and thinking that fictional characters actually exist in another dimension.

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=== Moving on ===

On 18 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter, proving he may be getting over their breakup:

{{quotebox|she ditched me from Facebook; haven’t seen her account reactivated in over a week. I’m slowly moving on.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/920863139662565376</ref>}}

A day later, he posted:

{{quotebox|On a final note: Someone who isn't prepared for my trolls might not be right for me, and it's for the best she left if it wasn't right for her. And I do not need a significant other to define myself. I am fully capable of being happy with and for myself.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Moving_on_from_Quinn</ref>}}

However, this may be a case of Chris simply saying what he thinks everyone wants him to say, but time will tell if he goes back to focusing on his [[Love Quest]].

==Brief return==
On 8 November 2017, Quinn's original Facebook account was reactivated, and she commented on Chris's [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] post.

{{quoteboxgreen|...what?}}

A screenshot of a conversation between Chris and Quinn was uncovered.

{{quotebox|''cutoff'' letting me know it is you, with a fresh selfie with a piece of paper with today's date written on it sent via Text, Not Facebook Messenger. And you and I MUST meet up in person ASAP.

And, I will not reupdate my Relationship Status on Facebook Before we have met in person. I'll consider reupdating it only after.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Wow... ok. Christine, I'm just reaching out in friendship. I agreed with what you said a little while ago and you're right: I don't think I can handle the drama and trolls that follow you. I'm proud however that
you've realized you can find happiness within yourself though.}}

{{quotebox|Well I thought you want to try again after relationship, but it's cool just friends all right. I'm glad you're feeling better.}}

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Neptunia-quinn.png|Quinn's Facebook comment.
File:Chris and Quinn convo, post-breakup.png|The conversation.
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===Versus the Idea Guys===
[[File:Arfoire Zero.png|thumb|200px|Chris believed this to be Quinn.]]
In December 2017, the ''status quo'' briefly returned to Quinn being a regular commentator on Facebook updates.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref> However, around that time, Chris discussed the situation with Quinn to the first [[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Idea Guy]] (Joshua Wise) – who at the time was in the midst of tightening his grip around Chris – wanting to verify whether Quinn was in fact a troll or not. To that end, Chris sent Wise lewds of Quinn, as well as a nude of [[Jackie]], to analyze, and he confirmed that they were trolls, with Quinn being a villain named [[Arfoire]] from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]].<ref name=ideaguy></ref>

{{quote|Chris thinks I have Sailor Mercury’s special computer to analyze pics he sends (he sent me lewds of Jessica to analyze too).}}
{{quote|she has a nice ass.|Idea Guy}}

Chris gave Wise his Facebook login credentials and permitted him to talk to Quinn in his place, so he didn't have to. Wise, as Chris, flirted with Quinn, made Chris sound fatter, and Quinn sent more lewds in response, possibly hoping for another shot at trolling Chris.

{{quote|Chris thinks Quinn is trying to hurt him again. I dunno...the moment I told Quinn I put on a few extra pounds, I asked her to show me what it would look like if she sat on my face. She took off her pants and took a pic of her ass.|Idea Guy}}

As a result of the Idea Guys' influence, Chris was more terse when replying to Quinn on public Facebook updates.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts]]</ref> Quinn reacted with making wisecracks about him.<ref>[[February 2018 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Ultimately, Quinn was unable to get back on good terms with Chris and subsequently deactivated her account once again.

===Another attempted return===
On 18 May 2018, Quinn again tried to add Chris back on Facebook. However, as he was especially wary of trolls at the time, Chris refused it, on the basis that she is a troll, and told her to add [[Michael Hirtes|Mitch Fox]] instead.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191101064223/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997610934272016384</ref>

===Throwing in the towel===
At some point between 18 May 2018 and 11 July 2018, Quinn gave up on trying to troll Chris. [[The Captain]] reported:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/page-29</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|They did eventually "out herself" by linking Chris to the name of the person they were stealing their photos from.

I'm not sure who was behind Jessica Quinn, but we do have the entirely of the chat he had with her (including fat fetish photos and some lewds of "Quinn" herself).

The last couple of messages they sent to Chris was along the lines of "Sorry, here's the real girl in Massachusetts" along with a link to the Instagram. }}

In [[November 2020]], Chris referred to Jessica as a "freaking fat-fetish troll" on Twitter and stated she was his last [[sweetheart]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1332829251637301249?s=20</ref>

==Lukas's cover-up attempt==
In January 2019, after being doxed on Kiwi Farms for being a member of the [[Teen Troon Squad]], Lukas tried to use Jessica Quinn and Arfoire as cover, claiming in a /cow/ post:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190101095809/https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html archived 8chan thread.All images are not working]</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the [[Dimensional Merge|merge]] thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one

<center><gallery>
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg ‎
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg ‎
</gallery></center>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn would have appeared in the [[Sonichu comics]].
File:Jessica12-9.jpg|Jessica in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
File:JessicaQuinnFacebookFatAssHarleyAvatar.jpg|Most recent Facebook Avatar. The disastrous effects of soy sauce and prune abuse.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>
{{QuinnSaga}}
{{Love quest}}
{{People}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

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Keffals

2025-10-17T20:34:10Z

VoDKa:

{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{quote|People are in fact so obsessed with [Chris], that before I could even upload this video, I was given my own entry on the Sonichu wiki which I have printed off and hung on my wall to show off like a trophy.|Keffals in her preface to her interview with Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA80W7qVcSM</ref> Note that she incorrectly calls the [[CWCki]] the "''Sonichu'' wiki".}}
{{Infobox Person
| title = Keffals
| name = Clara Sorrenti
| image = Keffals.jpg
| aliases = Keffals 
Lucas Roberts 
koofal
| day = 25
| month = 3
| year = 1994
| birthsrc = <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffals</ref>
| gender = [[Transgender|Transwoman]]
| nation = Canadian
| occupation = Twitch streamer Political activist Communist
| knownfor = {{•}} Indirectly causing the CWCki to go down after a series of DDoS attacks on Kiwi Farms. 
{{•}} Being in several interviews with Chris.
| saga = '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Clara Sorrenti''', better known by her online alias '''Keffals''' (which came from a former gamertag), is a [[hermaphrodite|male-to-female]] [[transgender]] [[Twitch]] streamer, political activist, and member of the Communist Party of Canada. She became known for feuding with [[Kiwi Farms]], a site built from [[CWCki Forums|a previous iteration]] that solely focused on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], before she later had the bright idea of [[Carpetbaggers|getting involved with Christory herself]].

The earliest known date of Chris being aware of Keffals is 17 [[October 2023]], when Chris joined Keffals' [[Catboy Ranch]] Discord server.<ref>[[:File:Discord - Chris profile - Catboy Ranch.png]]</ref>

==Background==
Keffals and Chris have several things in common. Like Chris, Keffals became fascinated with [[Chris and video games|video games]] at a young age. They both have a successful history of [[Financhu_Crisis|e-begging]] in lieu of finding real [[Chris and work|work]]. Chris and Keffals are both [[transgender]], although Keffals has put considerably more work into transitioning and maintaining her appearance, including getting a gender reassignment surgery. Most importantly, like Chris, Keffals' shenanigans became fare for mockery and derision from communities like Kiwi Farms. It is possible, though unlikely, that their shared trauma inspired sympathy for Chris, [[Affair with Mother|despite what he's done]]. It is more probable that Keffals is yet another grifter using Chris for profit and clout.

Keffals professes to be a communist, and ran two unsuccessful campaigns to join Canada's government as a representative of their parliament. Chris, with his [[Monthly tugboat|decades of gaming the system]], exists as perhaps the single greatest argument against government redistribution of wealth. Keffals has also given herself [[Chris and his ego|an unwarranted level of self-importance comparable to Chris]] on multiple occasions; one example relevant to Christory was her bragging about getting an entry on [[CWCki|this wiki]] (a site that formerly had the motto of "where no shit is too minor", which it lived up to and still does), as if this was some kind of accomplishment comparable to getting a trophy.

==Kiwi Farms Feud and CWCki Collateral Damage==
Keffals initially did not involve herself in Christory directly, but her feud with Kiwi Farms caused collateral damage. In [[2022]], Kiwi Farms doxed Keffals, to which she retaliated by attempting to have Kiwi Farms shut down. In [[August 2022]], a wave of Denial of Service attacks began against Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting, which caused the [[CWCki]] – which also used 1776 Hosting – to go offline alongside Kiwi Farms. The CWCki was offline from 22 August to 22 October 2022, returning to the net when [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] moved the CWCki to a new host, Sollutium cloud services.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20221024190127/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:RecentChanges?hidebots=1&limit=500&days=90&enhanced=1&urlversion=2 Archived snapshot]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref> Kiwi Farms managed to get by in an offline capacity and privately until later regaining a public online presence. The two parties remain opposed to one another to this day, but their feud no longer affects the fate of the CWCki.

Chris expressed his opinions of the feud in the eighth volume of the Goddess Logs, siding with Keffals.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

==Interview==
{{main|Keffals videos}}
Early in 2024, Chris sought an interview with Keffals, which she granted, thus directly placing herself into the tapestry of Christory. On 14 [[January 2024]], Chris [[January 2024 social media posts#Keffals collab|tweeted an announcement]] that he would be appearing on a stream with Keffals on 16 January. After concerns about harassment were raised by Keffals' viewers, she made the decision to instead record an offline interview which would be released on YouTube at a later date. The interview was uploaded on 16 January. Keffals later removed the interview from public view in [[March 2024]] for unknown reasons, but denizens of the internet mirrored the video.

=="Christory tax"==
On 17 January 2024, after an edited version of the interview was uploaded, Keffals added a new Patreon tier titled "Christory tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a ''hundred thousand dollars'', claiming that it would remain [[Lost Media]] otherwise.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240118025756/https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Whether she was serious about it, or if any Christorian will be rich and [[Weening|foolishly dedicated enough to pay up]], remains to be seen, but as of right now, no one has shown initiative to pay for it up-front or attempt to crowdfund for it.

==See Also==
*[[Catboy Ranch]]

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Keffals|Keffals' Wikipedia page]]
*[https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-john-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/ Keffals' Kiwi Farms thread]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnrNOjSyvuw Keffals documentary by Lanza]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{RevelationsSaga}}

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[[Category:People from Canada]]
[[Category:People from Ontario]]

Null

2025-10-17T20:33:07Z

VoDKa: /* Reconnected */ repeat

{{Honest}}
{{incomplete|housing ideas [[:File:KF chat - 25Apr2018 - Null Chris company.png]]| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM}}

{{quote|I personally contacted Greene County Sheriff Steven S. Smith who refused to do anything, saying that it's Chris's choice to shit on the floor. I contacted the FBI, first through the IC3.gov contact form, then I took the report and put it in the hands of an FBI agent who met me in person [REDACTED], just to try and shake that tree further.|Null, on attempting to report the [[Idea Guys]] to law enforcement.<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = Null2021.png
| aliases = Null KiwiMac<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
|day = 9
|month = 12
|year = 1992
| gender = [[MALE]]
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)'' Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|list|cn}}, {{saga|everfree|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''"Null"''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). Though he took over ownership of the CWCki Forums, which monitored and documented Chris's shenanigans, over time he shifted focus away from Chris and rebranded the site to "lolcows" in general. From there, he occasionally contacted Chris when it was determined that Chris needed help, like after the [[2014 house fire]] or in the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.

During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Legit Emails]]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris's behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref name="currenttrolls">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Decline of Trolling]]</ref> Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2020]].

Null's activities with Chris sometimes had a conflict of interest with his own role as owner of the Kiwi Farms gossip forum. In one example, Null advised Chris to be interviewed by ''[[The Create Unknown]]'',<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref> then created a forum thread on it.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Create Unknown Interview]]</ref> In another, Null used his contact with Chris to engage in [[carpetbagging]] by asking to use his likeness in the [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]s.

Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris. He helped manage Chris to fundraise a trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] and stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he had some ideas, although nothing set in stone, to try to get Chris into housing with Null managing Chris's finances.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Vision with Trying to Help Chris]]</ref>

In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had [[Chris and money#Theft|taken money]] from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation and realizing the futility of his efforts, Null cut ties with Chris, while Chris felt betrayed that Null had leaked their conversation. Chris now sees Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be Jesus reincarnated.

==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris's [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Dead Cow]]</ref> As of 2022, his ill-advised antagonism of certain cows (such as non-binary video game developer Near/Byuu and transgender Twitch streamer [[Keffals]]) and mismanagement of the site has lead to frequent downtime and deplatforming; this has left Kiwi Farms as a less reliable resource for Chris information and discussion.

===1776 Hosting===
In 2018, Null launched a hosting service that hosted his Kiwi Farms forum. From 2018-2022, [[Marvin]], the [[CWCki]]'s owner, had the CWCki on 1776's service. As the result of a wave of DDoS attacks against Kiwi Farms in late summer 2022 which rendered 1776 Hosting unresponsive, Marvin opted to migrate the CWCki to another host in October 2022.

==Early Involvement==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
After the 2014 house fire, Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on CWCki Forums that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook,<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> although later retracted the post. He then made a follow-up post thanking everyone involved with the care package.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#BIG BOX of stuff]]</ref>

===CWCki Forums Private Board===
{{main|CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board}}
In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the trolling disturbed him and he didn't think there was any more comedy to get from Chris<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>

===Cville Pride Ween===
{{main|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Countering Cville Ween}}

On 19 [[September 2015]], Chris attended [[Cville Pride]], a pride event in Charlottesville. A [[ween]] used Null's e-mail to send a message to the convention staff, where they pretended to be a concerned parent of a girl who went to the pride parade, only to be touched inappropriately by Chris. Null, upon finding a worried response from Cville Pride, posted the e-mail on [[Kiwi Farms]] and messaged the staff to clarify that this was a fabricated story.

==The Guard Dogs==
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings, by setting up a custom e-mail address - christine@cwcville.us - for Chris to use.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Email and Blog Plans]]</ref> The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Stan Smith]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Beliefs]]</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute".

Null attempted to screen [[weens]] from contacting Chris, shown in his thread [[OPERATION: Kingsnake]], where he monitored an email account he'd created for Chris and publicly doxed anyone who tried to troll him.

Null also tried threatening potential orbiters such as [[Jack Z]]:

{{quote|if you fuck with my tard, there are no rules. i have no idea what you're doing but if you're going to a con there will be pictures of you and they will be on [[Kiwi Farms|this site]]. i will make sure your grandchildren, god forbid you have them, know you as 'that fucking faggot loser grandpa who fucked with a mentally ill tranny for fun at a male pony convention'. your feats will be etched into a particularly well illuminated corner of this website until the day i fucking die|Null<ref>[[:File:NullsThreatToJackZ.png]]</ref>:}}

==Disillusionment with Chris==

Despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from the unpleasant reality that the Guard Dogs brought up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris, also abandoning his screening of e-mails directed at Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Sad About Chris's Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Not Dealing with Sockness]]</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic>[[November 2019 social media posts#Bashing Null]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Sockness's war role-play]]</ref>}}

==Reconnected==
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again.

During his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed by Sonichu]], Chris would [[Null DMs#Chris wants to role-play|send a series of messages]] to Null, spouting bizarre lore about [[Jacob Sockness]]. Null responded by first complimenting Chris on the joy he's brought to many people and said that he was open to help him if he needed something. But continued on to say that he refused to role-play or talk with him about things that aren't real. Chris responded somewhat angrily, saying that he really was possessed by [[Sonichu]] and continued rambling about more lore until Null finally told him he wasn't interested on giving more attention to [[Jacob Sockness]].

Null joined [[The Place]] Discord server where he sometimes chatted with Chris or spoke with server members about him.

In [[September 2020]], Null tried to assist Chris with catching up on unfulfilled customer orders (which Chris took advantage of in a talk with a customer, telling the customer to talk to Null about a delay in shipping instead).<ref>[[Justin DMs]]</ref> In [[November 2020]], Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Coin Run Compensation]]</ref> Chris agreed to this.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he had a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] after his mother passes away.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Housing Plan]]</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Wanting Null to Kill Someone]]</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Everfree Northwest Announcement]]</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

==Null cuts ties==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|Null, after finding out Chris had [[Affair with Mother|sex with his own mother]], and a day before blocking him}}

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by [[Emergency Protective Order]], a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on Telegram.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

===Aftermath===
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him by leaking info that he had taken money from his mother and mentioned that he had done so because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had taken had gone towards a room at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]]. Chris was not legally charged for taking the money.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
File:JailArt15.jpg|A jail artwork from [[June 2022]] in which Chris blames Null for betrayal.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], referred to by some as OnionNull.
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)]]
*[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{SecondExile}}
{{GuardDogSaga}}
{{EverfreeSaga}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{BusinessList}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Carpetbaggers]]
[[Category:Chris's customers]]
[[Category:Guard Dogs]]
[[Category:Millennial Generation]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Jail Saga

2025-10-17T20:29:01Z

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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an [[Emergency Protective Order]] on Chris the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]] in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

From 2 [[August 2021]] until his release on 27 [[March 2023]], Chris had been an inmate at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] (save for a brief stint at [[Western State Hospital]]) while awaiting legal proceedings for the charge of incest. The Greene County Sheriff's office had claimed pending charges yet to be identified were also being considered<ref name="press release"/> but no further charges have emerged as of [[March 2023]]. Chris was arraigned on 5 [[August 2021]] and was being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]], [[February 2022]], and [[July 2022]] resulted in continuances.

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in [[August 2021]] and continued through [[February 2022]]. On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In [[July 2022]], the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was elevated to the circuit court, where it was sent to a Grand Jury for a potential felony charge.

In [[August 2022]], the Grand Jury hearing was postponed with a continuance. A motion by [[David Heilberg|Chris's lawyer]] for an [[Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]] was filed, to be considered by the court. Shortly after, Chris's case was sealed, though bits of information still emerged. By 11 August, the case file was updated to note that "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" were added and that a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]].

In [[January 2023]], another review was scheduled to take place on 27 January; this resulted in a continuance to 14 [[February 2023]] (Valentine's Day), which was later rescheduled to 13 February. This resulted in a continuance to 7 [[March 2023]], which subsequently resulted in another continuance.

On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was reported by VineLink as either bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> or released by court order<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> from custody. On 3 [[April 2023]], the Greene County Circuit Court followed up with a Release Order.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> Chris thus spent a year and seven months behind bars.

In [[August 2023]], Chris's incest charge was dismissed as a result of [[David Heilberg]] having filed for an autism disorder deferred disposition a year prior.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|200px|{{w|To Althea, from Prison|"''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.''"}}]]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px|thumb|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

At about 9:30 PM EST on 27 July 2021,<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, EllDudeRocks and [[Fiona]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an [[Emergency Protective Order]], forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref>

As a result of the protection order issued against Chris, he was temporarily homeless. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30 July, Chris commented that [[Everfree Northwest]] had revoked him from attending its convention.<ref name=knightsfinal>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref> Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on 30 July,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris Chan, causing an [[Orbiter Wave]].

That same day, Chris made an ominous post to the Discord server [[The Knights of CWC]]:<ref name=knightsfinal></ref>

{{quote|Also, gonna go radio silent for a while. Know that I am well-guided, safe and well, and I have y’all to thank in part for that as well.}}

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref><ref>[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the [[Emergency Protective Order]]. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris's embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and cancelled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{main|Incest Arrest}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|"{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|Ladies and gentlemen}},[[Incest Arrest|we got him."]]]]
On the 1st of [[August 2021]], Chris would get arrested outside of his motel, livestreamed by [[Ethan Ralph]] and his crew, who had been trying to find him for hours. Chris was shockingly calm during the arrest, possibly due to [[The WCT]] [[WCT_DMs#Discussing_the_incest_fallout|telling him not to resist an arrest]] just yesterday

In the middle of the arrest, he starts shouting non-sensical statements about the [[Dimensional Merge]], stating that it was happening right now, in a clear attempt of [[Chris and coping|coping]] with the situation he's in. After handcuffing him, the officers put Chris in their cop car, driving away to jail.

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you'd just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, WCAV CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://archive.ph/j13Ug CBS], [https://archive.ph/hiChL Facebook]</ref> and houses both male and female inmates.<ref>https://archive.ph/MIJli</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably shorthand for the full crime code which is defined as "With own or step child or grandchild, father, mother, etc. (incest)"<ref>http://www.vcsc.virginia.gov/VCCs/2019/2019VCCintro.pdf</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was rumored by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://archive.ph/L0IT1</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://preservetube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he remained at the mixed-gender Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://archive.ph/W2xvg After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://archive.ph/UzhCF Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told the news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary, including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by court-appointed Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or the community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded that he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home," claiming "I won't feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://archive.ph/Jca5Q
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot after transferring from Henrico County jail to CVRA]]

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case September '21 Continuance]]</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>https://twitter.com/terrybeigie/status/1438504504396161029 (archive: https://archive.ph/THcDL)</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]</ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://archive.ph/nbDUI</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 [[February 2022]], the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref>

Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)]]</ref>]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#EMS Claim]]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]([https://archive.ph/SWHBS archive])</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring the day before, while at [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun></ref>

Notably, in [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]).

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===
Chris's fourth court hearing was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]] as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It is worth noting that the courthouse provided this information freely, without requiring any further questions about the inquiry.

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As a result of the hearing, Chris's case was transferred from the J&DR court to the Circuit Court. It was sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if the state currently has enough evidence to charge with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for a potential felony incest charge.

Fans such as [[Kiwi Farms]] users and [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] called the court clerk, who informed them of the grand jury move. It was confirmed by court records.

{{quote|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.|Kenneth<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736</ref>}}

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=== Deferred disposition and sealing of case ===
{{main|Autism disorder deferred disposition}}
On 5 [[August 2022]], [[David Heilberg]] filed a motion for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> The grand jury hearing, which was scheduled to occur on 8 August, was instead continued. A motion hearing was scheduled to take place on 9 August.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png]]</ref> A caller had asked the court about Chris's records, to which they revealed them being <abbr title="Some of Chris's records will be required to be concealed from the public, but will still be available to select higher-ups for specific purposes.">sealed</abbr> due to overwhelming public interest in the case. David Heilberg had also confirmed this in a response to an email, explaining that the case was sealed so that potential jurors in Greene County would not be unduly prejudiced in the event of Chris's case going to trial:<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler

Mr. Brown:

The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever.

Dave

David L. Heilberg, PLC 
Attorney at Law}}

"Depasquale" refers to the 1978 [[wikipedia:United States Supreme Court|Supreme Court]] case ''Gannett Company, Inc. v. DePasquale'', which held that prohibiting the public from attending pre-trial proceedings in criminal cases is a legitimate method to minimize prejudicial publicity.<ref>https://www.oyez.org/cases/1978/77-1301</ref>

An autism deferred disposition refers to a Virginia law passed in 2020, which could result in a deference of further court proceedings with the defendant placed on probation terms set by the court, and could also result in the charge being dismissed, if the defendent completes certain criteria set by a judge before a review of their case.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/19.2-303.6/</ref>

{{collapsible|Text of the Autism Deferred Disposition|
§ 19.2-303.6. Deferred disposition in a criminal case; persons with autism or intellectual disabilities.

A. In any criminal case, except a violation of § 18.2-31, an act of violence as defined in § 19.2-297.1, or any crime for which a deferred disposition is provided for by statute, upon a plea of guilty, or after a plea of not guilty, and the facts found by the court would justify a finding of guilt, the court may, if the defendant has been diagnosed by a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist with (i) an autism spectrum disorder as defined in the most recent edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association or (ii) an intellectual disability as defined in § 37.2-100 and the court finds by clear and convincing evidence that the criminal conduct was caused by or had a direct and substantial relationship to the person's disorder or disability, without entering a judgment of guilt and with the consent of the accused, after giving due consideration to the position of the attorney for the Commonwealth and the views of the victim, defer further proceedings and place the accused on probation subject to terms and conditions set by the court. Upon violation of a term or condition, the court may enter an adjudication of guilt; or upon fulfillment of the terms and conditions, the court may discharge the person and dismiss the proceedings against him without an adjudication of guilt. This section shall not limit the authority of any juvenile and domestic relations court granted to it in Title 16.1.

B. Deferred disposition shall be available to the defendant even though he has previously been convicted of a criminal offense, been adjudicated delinquent as a juvenile, or had proceedings deferred and dismissed under this section or under any other provision of law, unless, after having considered the position of the attorney for the Commonwealth, the views of the victims, and any evidence offered by the defendant, the court finds that deferred disposition is inconsistent with the interests of justice.}}

===Case reviews===
Chris's case was set for review by the court on both 7 [[March 2023]] and 8 [[August 2023]].<ref name=17janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png]]</ref>

Originally, during [[August 2022]], only a single review was scheduled for 8 [[August 2023]].<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png]]</ref> However, in January 2023, another review was scheduled for 27 January.<ref name=17janfile></ref> At that review, the case was continued to 14 February 2023<ref name=27janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png]]</ref>, but was later moved a day early to 13 February on 8 February<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png]]</ref>. That review was then continued to 7 March. The 7 March review was also continued.

===Additional letters===

On 30 [[January 2023]], two further letters appeared in Chris's court record: one by Allyson K. Tysinger, Senior Assistant Attorney General at Office of the Attorney General, who specializes in mental health law,<ref>[https://www.linkedin.com/in/allyson-tysinger-949a844/ LinkedIn]</ref> and another by Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in Chesterfield County.<ref>[https://gatewayhomes.org/ Gateway Homes]</ref> This would seem to make it very likely that the wheels are in motion for Chris to be released into a group home situation.

===Praetor interview===
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}

According to a [[March 2023]] interview with [[Praetor]], Chris was still in contact with the group, apparently still received the [[monthly tugboat]], did not receive visitors in jail, and grew a beard while in custody due to shaving restrictions.

===Bonded out or Released by court order===
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|200px|Chris's fourth and (hopefully) final mugshot.]]
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was reported by VineLink as out of custody. A new mugshot was taken by jail staff and provided to VineLink. The reason for Chris being out of custody was unclear, at first, VineLink reported that he was "bonded out". Nearly four hours later, the record was changed from "Bonded out" to "Released by court order".

<center><gallery>
File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png |VineLink record showing Chris as out of custody.
File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png|VineLink record updated.
</gallery></center>

===Dismissal===
On 9 [[August 2023]], Chris's incest charge was dismissed as a result of David Heilberg having filed for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] a year prior.

==Charge==
Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (inaccurately written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. On 5 [[August 2022]], Chris's defense filed for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]], a program allowing for probation-like conditions with the potential for the charge being dropped. The incest charge was ultimately dismissed in [[August 2023]].

==Court proceedings (J&DR Court)==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Date
! Time
! Result
! Type
! Continuance
|-
|08/04/2021
|09:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|APPOINT ATTORNEY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|08/05/2021
|11:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|BOND
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|09/16/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|11/18/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|02/03/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|06/09/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|07/28/2022
|10:00 AM
|FINAL
|STATUS HEARING
|
|}

The court record notes, "Case is certified to the grand jury - See Circuit Court case information."

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene J&DR Court - Incest - (Chris, JA004949-02-00) - 26 January 2023.png
</gallery></center>

==Court proceedings (Circuit Court)==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. Chris was also evaluated by "ILPPP", the [[University of Virginia]]'s Institute of Law, Psychiatry and Public Policy.

===Case Details===

Case Number: CR22000141-00

Filed: 07/29/2022

Commenced by: Indictment

Locality: COMMONWEALTH OF VA

Defendant: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE

Sex: Male

Race: White

DOB: 02/24/****

Address: RUCKERSVILLE, VA 22968

Charge: INCEST W/ OWN CHILD

Code Section: 18.2-366

Charge Type: Felony

Class: 5

Offense Date: 07/01/2021

Arrest Date: 08/01/2021

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Date
! Time
! Type
! Result
|-
|08/08/2022
|09:30 AM
|GRAND JURY
|NO INDICTMENT PRESENTED CONTINUED
|-
|08/09/2022
|1:30 PM
|MOTION - OTHER PRE-TRIAL
|CONTINUED
|-
|01/27/2023
|3:00 PM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|02/13/2023
|9:30 AM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|03/07/2023
|9:30 AM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|08/08/2023
|9:00 AM
|REVIEW
|DISMISSED
|}

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png|11 August 2022, a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png|17 [[January 2023]], updated to note a review has been scheduled for 27 January 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png|The January review is continued to 14 [[February 2023]].
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png|The February review is rescheduled to 13 February 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png|The review is continued to 7 March 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 7 March 2023.png|The 7 March 2023 review is continued.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png|The 8 August 2023 review results in "Resolved Order Pending".
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|The "resolved order pending" status is updated to "dismissed".
</gallery></center>

===Pleadings/Orders Detail===
Note that the dates of 7/29 aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't added to the system until July 29.

Court staff have censored information three times on their website appearing under the Remarks section; the information has been archived below.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Filed
! Type
! Party
! Judge
! Book
! Page
! Remarks
|-
|07/29/2022
|Warrants
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Complaint
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
| CHECKLIST FOR BAIL
|-
|07/29/2022
|Commitment Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
|FINANCIAL STATEMENT
|-
|07/29/2022
|Request
|
|
|
|
|FOR APPT OF A LAWYER
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Motion
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
|
|
|
|
|FROM ILPPP
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR TREATMENT OF INCOMPETE
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|TO CLOSE HEARING
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
|
|
|
|
|FROM [[Western State Hospital|WESTERN STATE HOSPITA]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Notice
|
|
|
|
|DISPOSITION NOTICE
|-
|08/05/2022
|Motion
|DEF
|
|
|
|FOR [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|AUTISM DISORDER DEFERR]]
|-
|08/08/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|08/10/2022
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/08/2022
|Waive Right To Indictment
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/23/2022
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|09/01/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DBHDS
|-
|11/22/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DBHDS
|-
|12/05/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DBHDS
|-
|12/13/2022
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|01/05/2023
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM ALLYSON K. TYSINGER
|-
|01/27/2023
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DBHDS
|-
|01/27/2023
|Other
|
|
|
|
|GATEWAY HOMES INFORMATION
|-
|01/27/2023
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|02/01/2023
|Order
|
|
|
|
|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY-AMEN
|-
|02/03/2023
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|02/13/2023
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|FROM DAVID HEILBERG
|-
|02/21/2023
|Order
|
|DMB
|
|
|
|-
|03/07/2023
|Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|03/27/2023
|Transportation Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|03/27/2023
|Letter
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|03/27/2023
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|
|-
|04/03/2023
|Other
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|04/03/2023
|Release Order
|
|
|
|
|
|-
|08/08/2023
|Exhibits
|DEF
|
|
|
|#1
|-
|08/09/2023
|Order
|
|CVW
|
|
|FOR DISMISSAL
|-
|09/12/2023
|Dc40 - List Of Allowances
|
|
|
|
|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|09/12/2023
|Dc40(A) - Waiver Of Fee Cap
|
|
|
|
|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|09/12/2023
|Voucher Attachment(S)
|
|
|
|
|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|04/30/2024
|Other
|
|
|
|
|AUTHORIZATION TO RETURN IT
|}

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury, Pleadings/Orders detail page
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, the Pleadings/Orders detail page, which previously included information under Remarks, is censored by court staff
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 (2) - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order"
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 September 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 September 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing some updates noted on the case file, including that a letter was lodged from The Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services (DBHDS).
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|30 January 2023, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing updates between 11 [[November 2022]] and 27 [[January 2023]].
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 1 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|1 February 2023, Pleadings/Orders detail page, updated to note, "FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY-AMEN."
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|8 February 2023. Court staff again censored the Pleadings/Orders detail page.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 February 2023. Noted that an order was given on 3 February by the judge.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 18 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders-min.png|18 February 2023, noting a letter from Heilberg.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 February 2023, with an order from Judge Barredo.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|17 March 2023. The court staff again censored the Remarks section.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|27 March 2023, with a transportation order filed reflecting Chris being bonded out or released from jail.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 31 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|31 March 2023, letter and order filed on the 27th.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|3 April 2023, noting a release order.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2023, showing Exhibits entered by the defense.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|25 August 2023, with the judge ordering for dismissal.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 Sept 2023.png|13 September 2023, with miscellaneous notes added for the 12th.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 14June2024.png|14 June 2024. A note had been added for April 2024.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==Fan Art==

<center><gallery>
File:-Category-Sonichu-.png
File:CWCPrisonTattoos.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Jail Saga

2025-10-17T20:28:38Z

VoDKa:

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an [[Emergency Protective Order]] on Chris the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]] in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

From 2 [[August 2021]] until his release on 27 [[March 2023]], Chris had been an inmate at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] (save for a brief stint at [[Western State Hospital]]) while awaiting legal proceedings for the charge of incest. The Greene County Sheriff's office had claimed pending charges yet to be identified were also being considered<ref name="press release"/> but no further charges have emerged as of [[March 2023]]. Chris was arraigned on 5 [[August 2021]] and was being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]], [[February 2022]], and [[July 2022]] resulted in continuances.

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in [[August 2021]] and continued through [[February 2022]]. On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In [[July 2022]], the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was elevated to the circuit court, where it was sent to a Grand Jury for a potential felony charge.

In [[August 2022]], the Grand Jury hearing was postponed with a continuance. A motion by [[David Heilberg|Chris's lawyer]] for an [[Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]] was filed, to be considered by the court. Shortly after, Chris's case was sealed, though bits of information still emerged. By 11 August, the case file was updated to note that "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" were added and that a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]].

In [[January 2023]], another review was scheduled to take place on 27 January; this resulted in a continuance to 14 [[February 2023]] (Valentine's Day), which was later rescheduled to 13 February. This resulted in a continuance to 7 [[March 2023]], which subsequently resulted in another continuance.

On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was reported by VineLink as either bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> or released by court order<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> from custody. On 3 [[April 2023]], the Greene County Circuit Court followed up with a Release Order.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> Chris thus spent a year and seven months behind bars.

In [[August 2023]], Chris's incest charge was dismissed as a result of [[David Heilberg]] having filed for an autism disorder deferred disposition a year prior.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|200px|{{w|To Althea, from Prison|"''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.''"}}]]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px|thumb|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

At about 9:30 PM EST on 27 July 2021,<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, EllDudeRocks and [[Fiona]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an [[Emergency Protective Order]], forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref>

As a result of the protection order issued against Chris, he was temporarily homeless. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30 July, Chris commented that [[Everfree Northwest]] had revoked him from attending its convention.<ref name=knightsfinal>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref> Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on 30 July,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris Chan, causing an [[Orbiter Wave]].

That same day, Chris made an ominous post to the Discord server [[The Knights of CWC]]:<ref name=knightsfinal></ref>

{{quote|Also, gonna go radio silent for a while. Know that I am well-guided, safe and well, and I have y’all to thank in part for that as well.}}

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref><ref>[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the [[Emergency Protective Order]]. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris's embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and cancelled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{main|Incest Arrest}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|"{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|Ladies and gentlemen}},[[Incest Arrest|we got him."]]]]
On the 1st of [[August 2021]], Chris would get arrested outside of his motel, livestreamed by [[Ethan Ralph]] and his crew, who had been trying to find him for hours. Chris was shockingly calm during the arrest, possibly due to [[The WCT]] [[WCT_DMs#Discussing_the_incest_fallout|telling him not to resist an arrest]] just yesterday

In the middle of the arrest, he starts shouting non-sensical statements about the [[Dimensional Merge]], stating that it was happening right now, in a clear attempt of [[Chris and coping|coping]] with the situation he's in. After handcuffing him, the officers put Chris in their cop car, driving away to jail.

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you'd just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, WCAV CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://archive.ph/j13Ug CBS], [https://archive.ph/hiChL Facebook]</ref> and houses both male and female inmates.<ref>https://archive.ph/MIJli</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably shorthand for the full crime code which is defined as "With own or step child or grandchild, father, mother, etc. (incest)"<ref>http://www.vcsc.virginia.gov/VCCs/2019/2019VCCintro.pdf</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was rumored by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://archive.ph/L0IT1</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://preservetube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he remained at the mixed-gender Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://archive.ph/W2xvg After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://archive.ph/UzhCF Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told the news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary, including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by court-appointed Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or the community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded that he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home," claiming "I won't feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://archive.ph/Jca5Q
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot after transferring from Henrico County jail to CVRA]]

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case September '21 Continuance]]</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>https://twitter.com/terrybeigie/status/1438504504396161029 (archive: https://archive.ph/THcDL)</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]</ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://archive.ph/nbDUI</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 [[February 2022]], the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref>

Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)]]</ref>]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#EMS Claim]]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]([https://archive.ph/SWHBS archive])</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring the day before, while at [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun></ref>

Notably, in [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]).

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===
Chris's fourth court hearing was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]] as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It is worth noting that the courthouse provided this information freely, without requiring any further questions about the inquiry.

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As a result of the hearing, Chris's case was transferred from the J&DR court to the Circuit Court. It was sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if the state currently has enough evidence to charge with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for a potential felony incest charge.

Fans such as [[Kiwi Farms]] users and [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] called the court clerk, who informed them of the grand jury move. It was confirmed by court records.

{{quote|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.|Kenneth<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736</ref>}}

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=== Deferred disposition and sealing of case ===
{{main|Autism disorder deferred disposition}}
On 5 [[August 2022]], [[David Heilberg]] filed a motion for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> The grand jury hearing, which was scheduled to occur on 8 August, was instead continued. A motion hearing was scheduled to take place on 9 August.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png]]</ref> A caller had asked the court about Chris's records, to which they revealed them being <abbr title="Some of Chris's records will be required to be concealed from the public, but will still be available to select higher-ups for specific purposes.">sealed</abbr> due to overwhelming public interest in the case. David Heilberg had also confirmed this in a response to an email, explaining that the case was sealed so that potential jurors in Greene County would not be unduly prejudiced in the event of Chris's case going to trial:<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler

Mr. Brown:

The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever.

Dave

David L. Heilberg, PLC 
Attorney at Law}}

"Depasquale" refers to the 1978 [[wikipedia:United States Supreme Court|Supreme Court]] case ''Gannett Company, Inc. v. DePasquale'', which held that prohibiting the public from attending pre-trial proceedings in criminal cases is a legitimate method to minimize prejudicial publicity.<ref>https://www.oyez.org/cases/1978/77-1301</ref>

An autism deferred disposition refers to a Virginia law passed in 2020, which could result in a deference of further court proceedings with the defendant placed on probation terms set by the court, and could also result in the charge being dismissed, if the defendent completes certain criteria set by a judge before a review of their case.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/19.2-303.6/</ref>

{{collapsible|Text of the Autism Deferred Disposition|
§ 19.2-303.6. Deferred disposition in a criminal case; persons with autism or intellectual disabilities.

A. In any criminal case, except a violation of § 18.2-31, an act of violence as defined in § 19.2-297.1, or any crime for which a deferred disposition is provided for by statute, upon a plea of guilty, or after a plea of not guilty, and the facts found by the court would justify a finding of guilt, the court may, if the defendant has been diagnosed by a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist with (i) an autism spectrum disorder as defined in the most recent edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association or (ii) an intellectual disability as defined in § 37.2-100 and the court finds by clear and convincing evidence that the criminal conduct was caused by or had a direct and substantial relationship to the person's disorder or disability, without entering a judgment of guilt and with the consent of the accused, after giving due consideration to the position of the attorney for the Commonwealth and the views of the victim, defer further proceedings and place the accused on probation subject to terms and conditions set by the court. Upon violation of a term or condition, the court may enter an adjudication of guilt; or upon fulfillment of the terms and conditions, the court may discharge the person and dismiss the proceedings against him without an adjudication of guilt. This section shall not limit the authority of any juvenile and domestic relations court granted to it in Title 16.1.

B. Deferred disposition shall be available to the defendant even though he has previously been convicted of a criminal offense, been adjudicated delinquent as a juvenile, or had proceedings deferred and dismissed under this section or under any other provision of law, unless, after having considered the position of the attorney for the Commonwealth, the views of the victims, and any evidence offered by the defendant, the court finds that deferred disposition is inconsistent with the interests of justice.}}

===Case reviews===
Chris's case was set for review by the court on both 7 [[March 2023]] and 8 [[August 2023]].<ref name=17janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png]]</ref>

Originally, during [[August 2022]], only a single review was scheduled for 8 [[August 2023]].<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png]]</ref> However, in January 2023, another review was scheduled for 27 January.<ref name=17janfile></ref> At that review, the case was continued to 14 February 2023<ref name=27janfile>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png]]</ref>, but was later moved a day early to 13 February on 8 February<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png]]</ref>. That review was then continued to 7 March. The 7 March review was also continued.

===Additional letters===

On 30 [[January 2023]], two further letters appeared in Chris's court record: one by Allyson K. Tysinger, Senior Assistant Attorney General at Office of the Attorney General, who specializes in mental health law,<ref>[https://www.linkedin.com/in/allyson-tysinger-949a844/ LinkedIn]</ref> and another by Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in Chesterfield County.<ref>[https://gatewayhomes.org/ Gateway Homes]</ref> This would seem to make it very likely that the wheels are in motion for Chris to be released into a group home situation.

===Praetor interview===
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}

According to a [[March 2023]] interview with [[Praetor]], Chris was still in contact with the group, apparently still received the [[monthly tugboat]], did not receive visitors in jail, and grew a beard while in custody due to shaving restrictions.

===Bonded out or Released by court order===
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|200px|Chris's fourth and (hopefully) final mugshot.]]
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was reported by VineLink as out of custody. A new mugshot was taken by jail staff and provided to VineLink. The reason for Chris being out of custody was unclear, at first, VineLink reported that he was "bonded out". Nearly four hours later, the record was changed from "Bonded out" to "Released by court order".

<center><gallery>
File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png |VineLink record showing Chris as out of custody.
File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png|VineLink record updated.
</gallery></center>

===Dismissal===
On 9 [[August 2023]], Chris's incest charge was dismissed as a result of David Heilberg having filed for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] a year prior.

==Charge==
Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (inaccurately written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. On 5 [[August 2022]], Chris's defense filed for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]], a program allowing for probation-like conditions with the potential for the charge being dropped. The incest charge was ultimately dismissed in [[August 2023]].

==Court proceedings (J&DR Court)==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Date
! Time
! Result
! Type
! Continuance
|-
|08/04/2021
|09:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|APPOINT ATTORNEY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|08/05/2021
|11:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|BOND
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|09/16/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|11/18/2021
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|02/03/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|06/09/2022
|10:00 AM
|CONTINUED
|PRELIMINARY
|BY AGREEMENT
|-
|07/28/2022
|10:00 AM
|FINAL
|STATUS HEARING
|
|}

The court record notes, "Case is certified to the grand jury - See Circuit Court case information."

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene J&DR Court - Incest - (Chris, JA004949-02-00) - 26 January 2023.png
</gallery></center>

==Court proceedings (Circuit Court)==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. Chris was also evaluated by "ILPPP", the [[University of Virginia]]'s Institute of Law, Psychiatry and Public Policy.

===Case Details===

Case Number: CR22000141-00

Filed: 07/29/2022

Commenced by: Indictment

Locality: COMMONWEALTH OF VA

Defendant: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE

Sex: Male

Race: White

DOB: 02/24/****

Address: RUCKERSVILLE, VA 22968

Charge: INCEST W/ OWN CHILD

Code Section: 18.2-366

Charge Type: Felony

Class: 5

Offense Date: 07/01/2021

Arrest Date: 08/01/2021

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Date
! Time
! Type
! Result
|-
|08/08/2022
|09:30 AM
|GRAND JURY
|NO INDICTMENT PRESENTED CONTINUED
|-
|08/09/2022
|1:30 PM
|MOTION - OTHER PRE-TRIAL
|CONTINUED
|-
|01/27/2023
|3:00 PM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|02/13/2023
|9:30 AM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|03/07/2023
|9:30 AM
|REVIEW
|CONTINUED
|-
|08/08/2023
|9:00 AM
|REVIEW
|DISMISSED
|}

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png|11 August 2022, a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png|17 [[January 2023]], updated to note a review has been scheduled for 27 January 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 January 2023.png|The January review is continued to 14 [[February 2023]].
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png|The February review is rescheduled to 13 February 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png|The review is continued to 7 March 2023.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 7 March 2023.png|The 7 March 2023 review is continued.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png|The 8 August 2023 review results in "Resolved Order Pending".
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|The "resolved order pending" status is updated to "dismissed".
</gallery></center>

===Pleadings/Orders Detail===
Note that the dates of 7/29 aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't added to the system until July 29.

Court staff have censored information three times on their website appearing under the Remarks section; the information has been archived below.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Filed
! Type
! Party
! Judge
! Book
! Page
! Remarks
|-
|07/29/2022
|Warrants
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Complaint
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
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| CHECKLIST FOR BAIL
|-
|07/29/2022
|Commitment Order
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
|
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|
|FINANCIAL STATEMENT
|-
|07/29/2022
|Request
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|FOR APPT OF A LAWYER
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
|
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Order
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Other
|
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Motion
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|
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|
|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
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|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
|
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
|
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
|
|
|
|
|FROM ILPPP
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
|
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|FOR TREATMENT OF INCOMPETE
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|TO CLOSE HEARING
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
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|
|FROM [[Western State Hospital|WESTERN STATE HOSPITA]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Letter
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|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Notice
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|DISPOSITION NOTICE
|-
|08/05/2022
|Motion
|DEF
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|FOR [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|AUTISM DISORDER DEFERR]]
|-
|08/08/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
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|CVW
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|-
|08/10/2022
|Transportation Order
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|-
|08/08/2022
|Waive Right To Indictment
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|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
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|-
|08/23/2022
|Order
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|CVW
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|-
|09/01/2022
|Letter
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|FROM DBHDS
|-
|11/22/2022
|Letter
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|FROM DBHDS
|-
|12/05/2022
|Letter
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|FROM DBHDS
|-
|12/13/2022
|Letter
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|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|01/05/2023
|Letter
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|FROM ALLYSON K. TYSINGER
|-
|01/27/2023
|Letter
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|FROM DBHDS
|-
|01/27/2023
|Other
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|GATEWAY HOMES INFORMATION
|-
|01/27/2023
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|02/01/2023
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY-AMEN
|-
|02/03/2023
|Order
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|CVW
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|-
|02/13/2023
|Letter
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|FROM DAVID HEILBERG
|-
|02/21/2023
|Order
|
|DMB
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|-
|03/07/2023
|Order
|
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|-
|03/27/2023
|Transportation Order
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|-
|03/27/2023
|Letter
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|-
|03/27/2023
|Order
|
|CVW
|
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|-
|04/03/2023
|Other
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|-
|04/03/2023
|Release Order
|
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|-
|08/08/2023
|Exhibits
|DEF
|
|
|
|#1
|-
|08/09/2023
|Order
|
|CVW
|
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|FOR DISMISSAL
|-
|09/12/2023
|Dc40 - List Of Allowances
|
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|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|09/12/2023https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736
|Dc40(A) - Waiver Of Fee Cap
|
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|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|09/12/2023
|Voucher Attachment(S)
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|ATTY_23-792156
|-
|04/30/2024
|Other
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|AUTHORIZATION TO RETURN IT
|}

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury, Pleadings/Orders detail page
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, the Pleadings/Orders detail page, which previously included information under Remarks, is censored by court staff
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 (2) - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order"
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 September 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 September 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing some updates noted on the case file, including that a letter was lodged from The Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services (DBHDS).
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|30 January 2023, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing updates between 11 [[November 2022]] and 27 [[January 2023]].
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 1 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|1 February 2023, Pleadings/Orders detail page, updated to note, "FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY-AMEN."
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|8 February 2023. Court staff again censored the Pleadings/Orders detail page.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 February 2023. Noted that an order was given on 3 February by the judge.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 18 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders-min.png|18 February 2023, noting a letter from Heilberg.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 February 2023, with an order from Judge Barredo.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|17 March 2023. The court staff again censored the Remarks section.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 27 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|27 March 2023, with a transportation order filed reflecting Chris being bonded out or released from jail.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 31 March 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|31 March 2023, letter and order filed on the 27th.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|3 April 2023, noting a release order.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2023, showing Exhibits entered by the defense.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png|25 August 2023, with the judge ordering for dismissal.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 Sept 2023.png|13 September 2023, with miscellaneous notes added for the 12th.
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 14June2024.png|14 June 2024. A note had been added for April 2024.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==Fan Art==

<center><gallery>
File:-Category-Sonichu-.png
File:CWCPrisonTattoos.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

All Star

2025-10-17T19:58:23Z

VoDKa: /* Singing All Star (Sex Tape version) */

{{Honest}}
{{TTSTwitter}}
[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|"''Well, the years start coming and they don't stop [[Semen|coming]].''"]]
"'''{{w|All Star (song)|All Star}}'''" is a [[1999]] song by {{w|Smash Mouth}}. Widely known as the opening theme of the animated film ''[[Shrek Retold|Shrek]]'', the song has since entered internet meme culture in the last decade thanks to [[Idea Guys|Millennials]] and [[Teen Troon Squad|Zoomers]]. During the "[[Cryzel Torture]]" chat of 21 [[April 2018]], [[Chris]] uploaded two covers of "All Star" to the Idea Guys via Discord. Having gained Chris' consent to use his Discord account to aid in the conflict against the Idea Guys, [[Kiwi Farms]] owner [[Null]] leaked the SFW version on 13 July.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/</ref> In the SFW version of the video, Chris sings in a similar growling voice to the one that he used to indicate he was singing under duress way back in [[It's UGH!]] (2009), albeit with more annoyance in his voice than disgust. This was done at the request of Joshua Wise, who told Chris to sing like he was [[Chris and anger|angry]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated]] to save [[Cryzel Rosechu]] from further torment.

Later that year on 18 [[November 2018]], a troll impersonating [[Magi-Chan]], presumably one of the [[Teen Troon Squad]], leaked the second, [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] rendition to Chris' [[Twitter]] – showcasing another sex tape that starts with Chris [[piss]]ing on the floor off-camera before he starts using his flaccid [[duck]] to begin [[mass debating]] while rubbing his [[Un-clit|taint]], all while [[Imaginary friends|imagining that he's fucking]] [[Polyamorous marriage|his first hasubando]]. The tweet was deleted minutes later, but the video was quickly preserved by Christorians.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/</ref> More parts of video would be leaked by Lukas Simpkins, the ringleader of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] onto [[/cow/]] on 31 [[December 2018]].<ref>Videos were originally leaked on [[/cow/]] (archive) https://web.archive.org/web/20190110073318/https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q689605 and a Teen Troon Squad member posted at https://web.archive.org/web/20190110073318/https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q689633. The original thread was taken offline in August 2019 alongside /cow/ and 8chan. The thread and /cow/ later came back online under the 8kun.top domain.</ref>

In the NSFW version, it should also be noted that Chris doesn't actually get a full erection in the full three minutes and change that he spends masturbating, likely indicating that [[Chris and health|several health factors]] are getting in the way of [[Chris and sex|getting it up]]. (It would later be learned that Chris could still get and maintain an erection [[Incest call|during a series of horrifying revelations more than three years later]].) Chris is also under clear [[Chris and stress|distress]] while filming the video, unlike his other two sex tapes, which is unsurprising considering that he was [[Chris and manipulation|coerced]] into filming this one under threat of harm to Cryzel, rather than tricked into demonstrating [[Chris and sex|his sexual prowess]] for two potential [[sweetheart]]s.

==Singing All Star (SFW version)==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris-Chan Sings All Star
| ytid = 8Jwt2_q19Iw
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Rage|[[Cryzel Torture|Performative Anger]]}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎]]
| next = [[All Star#Singing All Star (Sex Tape version)|All Star Part (Sex Tape)]]
}}

===Transcript===

{{collapsible

|Transcript|

[''Chris makes a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated grunt]] and the camera briefly gains a green tint. He begins [[Honor roll|reading the lyrics from his phone]] in a similar constipated low growl, his tone severely fluctuating, and gesticulating wildly.'']
Some-BODY once told me,

the WORLD is gonna ROLL ME!

I ain't the sharpest [''voice drops to guttural croak''] torl in the sheeeed!

She was looking [''Chris gives up on following the melody''] kinda ''dumb''

[''Mimes along with the next two lines''] With her ''finger'' and her ''thumb''

In the shape of an L, on her foreheeead!

[''Remembers the melody again''] Well... the years start comin'

And they don't [[Chris and English|starp]] comin'

Feh to the rules and they [[TooManyGames|hit the ground]] runnin'

It dudn't make sense not to live for fun

[''High growl, slurred''] Y'brain gets [[Honor roll|smart]] [''Low growl''] but yer head gets [[Slow-in-the-minds|DUMB]]

So much to do, so much to see,

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't GLOW

Hey know, you're an all star

Get your game on, go bleh

Hurr nurr, yer a ruckstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Shakes his phone''] ''And all that glitters is gooold''

Only shootin' ''STUURS'' break the ''[[14 Branchland Court|mooold?]]''

It's a col' place, and they say i'gets col'er

Yer bun'led up now until y'ge' ol'er

The me'eor men beg t'differ

Judgin' by the hole in their satellite picture

The ice ge' thay, [''gibberish as he loses his place''] w'er w'er w'er... [''small groan'']

[''Picks up the tempo''] W'er's ge'in warm so ya might as well ''swim!''

My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?

That's the way I like it, I'll never get bore'

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Begins shaking his phone''] An' all that gli'ers is ''gooold!''

Only shootin' ''staaars breeeak'' the ''mooold!''

[''Almost 20 seconds of growling, warbling and Hulk Hogan-like arm shaking'']

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get yer show on, get bleh

[''Poses with arms out and head low''] An' ''ALL'' that gli'ers is ''GOOOL'''

[''Another brief growl solo'']

Only shootin' ''staaaaaaars...''

Some''bo''dy once-- [''[[Speech Impediment|Unintelligible]]'']

[[Ohio trip|Spare some change for gas, I need to get away from]]

Self away from this ''place''

[''Growls'']

I sai', "Yup... ''WHA' CONCE'!''

I could use lotta fuel myself!

An' we could all use a little [''Leaning towards the camera''] ''chaaange!''"

[''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Rising growl]]'']

Well, the years start comin'

And they don't stop comin'

I feh to the rules an' I hit the ground ruh

Di'n' make sense not to live for fun

Yer brain gets smart but yer head gets dumb

''So much'' to do, so much t'see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

Ya never know if you don't go. [''Lurches towards the camera''] '''''GUH-OOH!'''''

Ya never knuh if ya don't [''Lurches again, but less intensely''] ''glow''

Hey now, you're an ahrl star

Get the game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a wock star

Get the show on, [[Monthly Tugboat|get pay]]

An' all that gli'ers is ''goool'!''

[''Growls'']

Only shootin' stars break the mol'?

An' ''all'' that gli'ers is gold

Only shoo'in' stars, break the frickin' ''moooold!''

[''Chris groans constipatedly one more time, picks up the camera, spins around and punches it to the ground.'']}}

==Singing All Star (Sex Tape version)==
{{Deletedvideo}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = For Shrek's Eyes Only
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|MergedDebating}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[All Star#Singing All Star (SFW version)|Singing All Star (SFW version)]]
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible

|Transcript|
[''Scene opens to an empty shot of Chris' room with Chris himself just offscreen.''] 
I'm just gonna go ahead and boot it up. 
[''Silence''] 
[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]], Magi-Chan! 
[''More silence''] 
Do that real quick, get it out of the way. 
[''A few more seconds of silence until you're greeted with the sound of Chris pissing on the floor''] 
You do me? I mean..I..You let me do you first, and then I'll let you do me okay Hubby? 
[''Pissing continues''] 
Let me get this out of my system. 
[''Pissing stops''] 
I got one more thing, [''Slap''] ow. Oh my... 
Sigh. 
[''A nude Chris then goes onscreen, stands next to a docked iPhone and then applies hand sanitizer''] 
Yes, picking' that up. 
For us Hubby. 
[''Chris wakes the phone up and All Star begins to play''] 
[''Chris sings in a angry monotone voice''] 
Some-BODY once told me the world is gonna roll me. 
[''He kneels onto the bed and the singing becomes more erratic''] 
I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeeed! 
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her [''He mimes analingus on an invisible partner''] finger and her thumb- 
and the shape of an L on her forehead. 
[[Random-access humor|MAGIBOOOOOND!]] 
[''Mumbles''] 
[''Chris then moves towards the camera and begins to rub his taint while also building a falsetto''] 
Your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb! 
So much to do so much to see- 
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? 
You never know if you don't go. 
You never stop if you don't know. 
[''For a few seconds he sounds like one of the Bee Gees and then his voice immediately drops back down''] 
Hey now! You're an allstar! 
[''He switches from taint rubbing to mass debating''] 
Get your game on go play! 
Hey now! You're a rockstar! 
Get the show on, get paid! 
And all that glitters is.. [''Sound cuts for a second''] 
[''Chris stops rapping and moves over to a body pillow''] 
-shootin' stars break the mold! 
[''Chris begins to fist the pillow as if it were a partner''] 
Cool place, and they say it gets colder. 
Bundle up now but you never get older. 
[''Mumbles''] satellite picture. 
Ice we skate [''Mumbles''] getting warm- 
so you might as well swim. [''Mumbles''] 
Yours? That's the way I like it and I never get BORED! 
[''Chris then gives the pillow doggy style''] 
Hey now! You're an allstar! Get the show on, get paid! 
HEY now! You're an allstar! Get the show on, get paid! 
And all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break- 
the MOLD! [''Chris sings to the instrumental part while still humping the pillow''] 
[''He then switches back to mass debating''] 
Rockstar, get the show on get paid! 
And all that glitters is GOOOLD! 
SHOOTIN' STARS BR- 
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME [''Mumbles''] 
Get myself away from this place. 
I said yep, what a concept! 
[''Mumbles''] All use a little chaaaange! 
[''Mumbles''] smart but your head gets dumb 
So much to do, so much to see 
...what's wrong with TAKING the backstreet?! 
Uh, no, fairy snow 
Never shine if you don't know!

Hey now, you're an all star 
Get show on, get paid 
Hey now, you're a rock star 
Get the show on, get PAID 
And all that glitters is GOOOOLLLD 
...shooting stars break the MOOOOLD 
And all [''mumbling''] is gooooold 
Only shootin' stars break the MOOOOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!! 
[''music ends and all that's left is the unholy sound of Chris fapping'']}}

==See also==
* [[Shrek Retold]]
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
* [[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
* [[Chris humps his PS3]]
* [[Sam and Ellen]]
* [[BronyCon 2019#All Star 3.0|All Star 3.0]]

==External links==
*[https://hclips.com/videos/4129501/julay-3-for-shrek-s-eyes-only/?skip=10&source= Mirror of the sex tape]
*[https://8kun.top/cow/res/687691.html 8kun thread, original files are not available]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190110073318/https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html Internet Archive mirror of the 8chan thread]
*[https://archive.ph/7NtgZ] Archive.ph mirror of the 8chan thread
==References==
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{{Music Videos}}
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[[Category:Idea Guy Saga videos| 2018-04-21]]
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Lukas, Devil and Eva

2025-10-17T19:51:42Z

VoDKa: /* Magi-Chan doxing incident */

{{Honest}}
{{Rename}}
{{Needs Updating|[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Leaking of Idea Guys Videos]]}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|After being doxed by the [[Guard Dogs]], some members of the squad attempted to shift blame onto Chris and [[Jessica Quinn]].}}
{{Transgender|FTM}}
{{Quote|No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.|[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]], during [[The Bad Beginning]].}}

{{quote|I know Lukas, Devil and Eva were trolling me as well, and that turned out good as well|Chris<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Trollish intentions, part 2]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = Lukas Simpkins
|image = Lukastts.png
|name = Lillie Celeste Simpkins
|aliases = Lukas Simpkins Lukas FFEMemberLukas ThatKidd910 
|gender = {{gender|gender=tman}}
|day = 10
|month = 9
|year = 2000
|birthsrc = <ref>[[September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga]]</ref><ref>[[:File:FastPeopleSearch - Lukas Simpkins April 2024.png]]</ref>
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|saga = {{saga|tts|cn}}
}}

The '''Teen Troon Squad''' were a group of trolls in [[Charlottesville]] who began manipulating Chris towards the end of [[2018]]. As their moniker – derived from the Teen Girl Squad from ''{{w|Homestar Runner}}'' and a deragotory term for transgender people – suggests, they are known to be transgender and [[Pedofork|about half Chris's age]]. Currently, '''Lukas Simpkins''' (legal name '''Lillie Celeste Simpkins''') is the only Squad member known by full name. Other members of the Squad include '''"Eva"'''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga</ref> and
'''"Devil"''' (also known as "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd");<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-558#post-3309948</ref> little is known of these members except that the latter helped Lukas get her foot in the door by buying Chris's illicit goods.<ref>
[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-33-14.png|'Devil' details purchasing Chris's porn, 1 May 2018]]</ref> The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchased]] 32 pages of his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic drawings]] on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]], and they were mentioned on [[Kiwi Farms]] to have smoked marijuana with Chris (in violation of his [[Therapeutic Docket]]) in [[October 2018]]. After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content and then pointed the finger at [[Idea Guys|Wise and Boyd]]; time and time again, Chris has taken their statements [[autism|at face value]].

Much like the [[Idea Guys]], the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind the scenes, and only a scanty amount of content was ever released until [[December 2018]]. Having also begun trolling Chris at the height of the Idea Guys' power and having used them as a scapegoat to evade detection, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible. Regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all [[trolls]]. They were probably responsible for introducing the [[Dimensional Merge]] into Chris's mind. In a perplexing tweet on [[C-Mas|Christmas Day]] 2018, Lukas's identity was exposed by somebody role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], prompting the other Troons to wipe their presence off the Internet completely as the [[Guard Dogs]] as well as the greater [[Kiwi Farms]] began closing in on them. Unlike Wise and Boyd, Chris remains fond of the Squad and is still bewildered that they had left him without warning. He has tried, thus far in vain, to re-establish contact as late as [[September 2019]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|Chris wishes Lukas a happy birthday, 10 September 2019]]</ref>

[[File:Lukasfacebook.png|thumb|200px|Lukas's [[Facebook]] avatar.<ref>https://archive.fo/9Xpxc</ref>]]

== Trolling ==
{{Quote|Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us [[Affair with Mother|he wanted to fuck his mom]]. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] ''Sonichu'', it was awful.|Lukas, on why you shouldn't spend hours interacting with Chris in person ([[Chris and sex#Incest|warning of us of what was to come]]).<ref>https://archive.fo/3OLtp, https://archive.fo/Ebq33</ref>}}
{{see also|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}
On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an [[eBay]] listing of [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings]] he had produced over the years, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating eBay's terms of service, Lukas expressed interest in buying the art on Twitter; apparently he had got the money by taking it from his mother's boyfriend. He wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase wound up kicking off the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|Lukas, Devil and [[Chris]] posing for a picture]]

Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 [[April 2018]] they arranged for Chris to deliver the pornography they had purchased to Lukas's house. This was the first of many visits; the Squad periodically invited Chris over without their parents' knowledge. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lukas's house]]. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a [[Twitter]] user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lukas described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that he had no personal space whatsoever.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all [[Pedofork|minors]].}}

If true, it makes no sense why Lukas would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It is instead believed that these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lukas, angrily posting a tweet revealing that he had attempted to convince him into buying alcohol for them.<ref name="a">https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref>

{{quotebox|No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-35-39.png|Lukas stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.
File:Screenshot.1545857804.png|Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 [[July 2018]] with "Devil".
Ttstext1.jpg|The original texts from Lukas regarding Chris.
Ttstext2.jpg|Note the writing style.
</gallery></center>

[[File:Upload 2018-10-26 11-15-41 (1).png|thumb|The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.]]

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lukas introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with [[Cryzel]]. Chris later angrily clarified on [[Twitter]] that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris with Teen Troon Squad
| ytid = CHO7-l6T4r4
| stardate = 26 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Teen Troon Squad|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Sylvia_is_playful|Sylvia is playful]]
| next = [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|Merry Gubmas!]]
}}

[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier Twitter leaks.]]
[[File:DecemberLeaks2018.jpg|The [[December 2018]] leaks.|thumb|right]]
[[File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|thumb|200px|Chris blames the original [[Idea Guys]] for the leaks.]]

Meanwhile, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was [[Twitter#Leaks|hacked]] several times throughout 2018 by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lukas, given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were [[Guard Dogs|taken out of power]]. The leak also included footage that Lukas himself later leaked in full onto [[/cow/]], making his involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808</ref>

The first leak, from 11 [[November 2018]], was a clip from his now infamous second rendition of [[All Star]] video in which he sings while [[mass debating]]. The tweet read: "This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers - The guy in the 'bluegras state'". This is an obvious allusion to the Idea Guys, as Boyd is said to live in the "Bluegrass" state Kentucky. The full video, however, was not released until 30 [[December 2018]].

The second leak, which occurred in [[December 2018|December]], took place over the span of two days. The first was a single tweet on 11 December 2018 at 1:27 P.M., releasing [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. It was posted with a troll-written description asking for $500, before being quickly deleted. [[Kiwi Farms]] quickly noted that based off a calendar seen in the video, it had been filmed in [[March 2018]]; when the [[Idea Guys]] were still in control.

The second half occurred on 12 December, this time in the form of a three-part tweet chain. Two of the videos in the thread had already been released: one from [[The Bad Beginning|the Bad Beginning of Chris apologizing to Gwen]], and another of [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#A_few_seconds_of_Barb_dancing|Barbara stiffly dancing for the camera]]. The only unseen video from this chain was a clip of [[Chris slaps himself|Chris slapping himself to tears]], as described by [[Idea Guys#Extortion|Null in July]]. Regardless of who actually leaked it, Chris himself believed this to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.

==Unravelling==
===Magi-Chan doxing incident===
On [[Christmas|25 December]] 2018, somebody posing as [[Magi-Chan]] logged into Chris's Twitter and posted a tweet with a link to a Pastebin doxing Lukas.<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Magi-Chan doxxing incident]]</ref> Lukas's name, home address, and a phone number were included. The author then listed some details regarding the [[Dimensional Merge]], since revoked by Chris, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing: the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like Christine".

The Pastebin is reproduced below, albeit with some redactions to Lukas's information.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

Naturally, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lukas himself, stating:

{{quoteboxgreen|I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.}}

However, to many, this read as if a third party had been involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password, significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "[[troll|gremlin]]" trying to divide him, Lukas, and [[The Captain]].<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Gremlin]]</ref> The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lukas later claimed was responsible for doxing her.<ref>[[:File:TheCaptainLukas.png|"The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed (sic) me."]]</ref>

In the last few days of 2018, Lukas responded to his dox by leaking content onto 8chan's [[/cow/]] board, hoping to appease onlooking trolls, who do not [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|look favourably on this kind of behaviour]]. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lukas stated plainly who he was, even linking to his personal Twitter account. He began by revealing [[Teen Troon Squad chats|Discord logs from Chris]] from 18 December 2018, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his [[high school ring]], followed by "Luka Sonichu", an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for her on 23 August 2018, and [[Chris lost Crystal|a video of Chris screaming at his toilet]].<ref>http://archive.is/j7oFu</ref>

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File:Screenshot-8ch.net-2018.12.29-19-21-47.png
File:LukasMedallion.jpeg|Note the red streak.
File:LeakTroonSquad2912.png
</gallery></center>

Lukas's situation continued to deteriorate rapidly. On 29 December 2018, while Lukas was busy releasing as much as she could, Chris condemned him over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lukas's actions was assigned instead to [[Arfoire]], a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] villain whom Chris also believed had been behind [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref> In a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, Lukas partially leaked the [[All Star]] masturbation tape on 30 December, in exchange for being left alone and his mother not finding out about his Internet antics.<ref>http://archive.is/7NtgZ</ref> He concluded that day with another plea for trolls to stop texting him, offering to tell 'all about [Chris's] lovely adventures and set things straight' to anybody who messages him on Twitter.<ref>http://archive.is/5M6J9</ref>

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Satisfied that the Internet now seemed to be leaving him alone, Lukas finally posted the rest of [[All Star]] as a reward on New Year's Eve 2018, gloating:

{{quoteboxgreen|since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him}}

This backfired, as an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]] chose to target him in response for the release. Realizing the newfound attention that he had [[Attraction Sign|attracted]] onto herself from All Star, Lukas frantically began backpedalling on Twitter. Once again, he attempted to blame the [[Idea Guys]] for his deeds, but few were convinced: the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have had to have been done for little to no gain made such an explanation unacceptable.

<center>
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File:Screenshot 20181231-120212 Twitter.jpg|"I only released ONE video."
File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.12.31-20-28-42.png|A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".
</gallery></center>

After this, nothing has been heard from the Teen Troon Squad; the remaining members dispersed before they could also be exposed. Their primary legacy is in implanting, or at least nurturing, the [[Dimensional Merge]] as a viable substitute in Chris's life for the [[Love Quest]] that the Idea Guys had brought to an end. Months after they broke all ties, Chris bemoaned on Lukas's birthday in [[September 2019]] that he had lost their company, and appealed for them to come back. It is, however, doubtful that they will ever return after experiencing the many side effects of trying to manipulate Chris.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC-TTS1.jpg|From left, Devil, Chris, and Lukas.
File:CWC-TTS2.jpg|Chris with Eva.
File:Luka.jpg|As [[TSSSF]] cards.
File:Devil.jpg
File:Evachu.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]]
*[[Twitter#Leaks|Twitter Leaks]]
*[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]
*[[Dimensional Merge]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

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Dimensions

2025-10-16T23:05:57Z

VoDKa: /* R-687 */

{{quote|Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon.|Chris setting the record straight<ref name=lifeiscartoon>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref>}}

Accepting the film ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'' as an [[honor roll|accurate depiction of reality]], Chris believes that established media franchises and fictional characters, including [[List of Sonichu characters|his own]], exist in parallel universes that he calls '''dimensions''' (labelled alphanumerically), '''reality cartoons''' or '''toon worlds''' that are inhabited by [[OCs]] and separated by the ''iron curtains'' that make up the [[Fourth Wall]]. Such an [[autism|unusual]] metaphysical system has been with Chris since at least [[2010]],<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref> and was roughly in its modern form even some months before the [[Idea Guys]] publicly exploded onto the scene in [[November 2017]],<ref name=lifeiscartoon></ref> but has become the agglomerate it is today largely with their and other [[enablers]]' leaven since. This article seeks to catalogue the various unusual, often [[Chris and his ego|self-aggrandizing]], alternate worlds that Chris believes to exist.

==Background==
Chris’s belief in multiple cartoon dimensions existing may have stemmed from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "Imaginationland", which involved a realm where fictional characters and imaginary creations could mingle with one another. It may also be noted that Toon World is the name of a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card, providing yet further evidence that Chris has no originality whatsoever.

Chris accepts multiverse cosmology as objective fact and uses it as a vehicle to justify his belief that cartoons are real. He was likely exposed to it for the first time in the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Road to the Multiverse".<ref>[[Kacey Call 22]]</ref> It's important to point out that the infamous [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|second call between Chris and Alec]], which took place on 28 January 2010, occurred only four months after the original air date of this episode,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_the_Multiverse</ref> meaning the idea was still fresh in Chris's mind.

In recent years, Chris has become much more vocal about his belief in multiple universes. He invoked the existence of an alternative reality when expressing his disapproval of [[Pmurt|President Pmurt]], in emails with [[DoopieDoOver]],<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle — 30 July 2017]]</ref> and in an interview with [[Count Dankula]].

Much of Chris's modern lexicon of the names of dimensions come from the Marvel Comics multiverse. This possibly comes from a discussion with a Marvel Comics writer in July of 2018, even though the writer stated that the Marvel Multiverse is a fictional construct. It's also notable to mention that Chris was so easily manipulated by the Idea Guy in part because he had invoked the multiverse theory;<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Gullibility]]</ref> which immediately garnered Chris's attention.

In reality, dimensions are not parallel universes, but rather directions you can move in within a universe. Our current reality contains three dimensions of space (length, width, height/depth) and one dimension of time, though recent studies into relativity and quantum physics may suggest the presence of extra time dimensions. Dimensions are also relative to the observer, and speaking of the "third dimension" is like looking at a water bottle and asking "which ounce is the 3rd ounce." Comic book physics ≠ real life physics.

==Main dimensions==
===C-197===

{{quote|C-197 houses not only [[Cwcville]], but also the ton of our other “fictional” individuals of the Simpsons, Captain America, Batman, Eric Cartman, Kim Possible, [[Meg Griffin]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Papa Smurf, Inuyasha, Ash Ketchum, all of the [[Pokémon]], Digimon, and so forth; [[Equestria Girls|Sunset Shimmer and the Canterlot High group]], with the Portal to [[MLP|Equestria]] there too, the [[CPU]]s, and all the many others as well. You imagine it; (unless it exists in an alternate setting, like where World War 2 never happened), It Will Be There!|Chris<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris explains the Dimensions]]</ref>}}

'''C-197''' is the primary dimension of Chris' fantasy. The name is derived from the fictional dimension of C-137 from ''Rick and Morty''.<ref>[[September_2018_social_media_posts#Chris_explains_the_Dimensions]]</ref> It includes [[CWCVille]] and all other creations Chris has produced over the years, as well as various creations by other companies and people, such as [[Transformers]], [[My Little Pony]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and all manner of Sonichu [[OCs|OC]], as well as non-Sonichu examples as well, though only conditionally. The geography of this dimension is dubious, with CWCVille itself behaving much like Springfield from The Simpsons, expanding and contracting as need arises.

====As Heaven====
Chris considers C-197 to be his version of Heaven, an afterlife populated by characters from his favorite media franchises as well as the spirits of his deceased pets and father, and possibly those of others as well.

In a [[May 2019]] tweet replying to someone whose father had passed away, Chris attempted to comfort the woman by telling her that her father's spirit was likely in C-197.

{{quotebox|I am really sorry to hear that about your father. It really is a shocker when someone passes on on-the-spot like that. Apparently, in cases like that, destiny and fate needed him and had plans that are out of reach or negotiation at the moment. But, rest assured, your father’s soul is serving a good and greater purpose where he is right now (likely in C-197 helping out there through his self-counterpart’s body).<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>}}

Fortunately for the bereaved, Chris's account was private at the time.

====C-139====
[[File:ACCityFolkSonichuRosechu.jpg|thumb|150px|right|''Animal Crossing'' representations of Chris and his creations.]]
According to Chris's "Animal Crossing Antics" [[TSSSF]] card, any and all realms featured in the video game ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' exist in a sub-dimension of C-197, designated "C-139".<ref>[[:File:AnimalCrossingAntics.jpg]]</ref> Taking this into account, this would therefore include the villages of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|pre-infamy]] [[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]] [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|videos of yore]].

====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisNewArt4.jpg|[[Commodore]] phone, only released in C-197.
File:ChrisNewArt5.jpg|[[TSSSF]] card.
</gallery></center>

===1218===

1218 is the dimension we reside in, consisting of [[reality]].

Chris asked Marvel comics writer Seanan McGuire which dimension number represents the Earth that we are currently occupying. Seanan responded with the Marvel Universe canonical answer "Earth-1218",<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Earth_1218]]</ref> while Chris interpreted the answer to mean she was speaking about the literal Earth. Chris then began using 1218 to refer to reality's dimension.

According to Chris, 1218 was inhabited by fantastical denizens alongside humans and animals but was divided into other universes by the wizard [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]] during the reign of [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] [[Honor roll|in the 14th century]].<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Money stuff]]</ref> This is Chris's way of explaining why mythical creatures do not coexist with us today.

Chris believes that 1218 and its Earth is temporary and slated to end soon, presumably within his [[Chris and health|lifetime]]. With the Merge allegedly currently in progress, Chris believes that, though he is only a normal human with no supernatural powers or abilities, some powers from his C-197 counterpart have seeped into his 1218 body.

===1C-211987===
{{main|Dimensional Merge}}
A mash-up of the other two dimension names, this would be the combined dimension of the "fictional world" C-197 and our reality, which Chris believes will occur with the dimension merge.

==Miscellaneous dimensions==
Chris believes in several alternate dimensions, flimsy stand-ins to cope with inconsistencies or to dismiss any conflicts with his safe space fantasy dimension of C-197.

===1C-4896312===
A universe where genderbent versions of the familiar characters exist, including Lady Màgíc Sonichu, Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu. Chris's counterpart, the female-to-male transgender Christian Chan and Sonicha are have been noted to have successfully time-travelled to prevent the [[COVID-19]] pandemic there and completed the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Genderbent dimension]]</ref><ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Sonicha sonichu the 1st and rossen rosechu the 1st by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6ofe5-414w-2x.jpg]]</ref>

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File:Jailart8-28-1.jpg|Lady Màgíc, [[Magi-Chan]]'s alt
File:Sonicha sonichu the 1st and rossen rosechu the 1st by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6ofe5-414w-2x.jpg|Sonicha and Rossen, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s alts
</gallery></center>

===38961H ===
Contains a Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"The Council of Chris Chans ", dated 08/29/2022]]</ref>

===R-687===
'''R-687''' represents the universe based on the fanfiction ''Sonichu Vs SNT'', written by opuscon987 (known on Kiwi Farms as somethingrandom987). This is brought up on 9 October 2019 after Chris declares his disapproval of the series and his attempts to distance anything SNT related from his universe.<ref>https://archive.ph/UKVKN</ref> It's described as a home for a "[[Wikipedia:The Batman Who Laughs|Batman who laughs]] at everything from the Joker" and a "one, great massive Mess."

===S-642===
'''S-642''' is the universe where the fighting game ''Skullgirls'' takes place. It was first mentioned in the TSSSF card "Plotted Device", where a robot of the same name was created to house the soul of Magi-Chan of the dimension.<ref>[[:File:MoreOCs6.jpg]]</ref>

===X686===
'''X686''' is the home dimension of [[Kiwi Farms]] user Cedric_Eff's OCs. Known residents are Daedalus the Degu, Derek, the dimension's counterpart of Magi-Chan, and Kepler, a shape-shifting counterpart of [[Blake]].<ref>[[:File:DaedalusCard.jpeg]]</ref>

===C-911===
'''C-911''' is a dimension with another doppelganger of [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1192854458365075458</ref>.

===Lego Dimension===
As the name suggests, the '''Lego Dimension''' is the home of the [[Lego]] versions of Chris and other OCs. [[PlayStation 4#PS4 games Chris owns|Having played]] the [[Sonichu Amiibo|toys-to-life]] video game ''Lego Dimensions'', which sees a plethora of licensed franchises interacting, Chris' reason for declaring the existence of this universe is clear.

In [[June 2018]], during the [[Count Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], Chris expressed his desire to visit the "Lego Dimensions". In the midst of his TSSSF card-producing spree, Chris produced two cards for the Lego Dimension [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]].

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===ZX-49===
'''ZX-49''', also known as "The Macbook Pro Dimension" is the home-dimension of all of the OC's created by [[AquaDiamond8]]. [[Kyle|Kylechu]] is from this dimension.<ref name=kyletsssf>[[:File:Kylechu sonichu.jpg]]</ref>

Chris also noted that the dimension has "fallen" and that Kylechu is one of its survivors.<ref name=kyletsssf></ref>

===CS-89===
[[File:D and d dimension cs 89 blake sonidemaru by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6ofkm-414w-2x.jpg|thumb|Blake Sonidemaru of the Universe CS-89]]
Home dimensions of ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''. Used by Chris as part of his rationalization on his tantrum over [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesigns of his OCs.

===CZ-69===
The home dimension of cartoons such as Teen Titans Go, Pony Life, and other similarly-styled cartoons<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1215832720108064770</ref>.

===H-684===
The home dimension of Isty and Topher, a counterpart of [[Cera Rosechu]] and [[Robbie Sonichu]] respectively.

===1214===
The only major difference between this dimension (1218) and 1214 is that pop singer {{w|Michael Jackson}} lived a few years beyond [[2009]] and put out two final albums, singing about old age and the feeling of veering on death and not wanting to be old while feeling young. He still ultimately died of an overdose. "[[Ride or Die]]" is one of the 1214 Jackson's songs. The Chris from Dimension 1214 has, for a time in mid-2020, [[Spirit possession|possessed]] 1218 Chris's body, so that Chris wouldn't have to pretend to be [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 8]]</ref>

===C-194===
'''C-194''' is the sister dimension to 1214. The Chris who was travelling between these two dimensions <s>was slain during</s> escaped from the war between Neo Milwaukee and Cwcville, after C-194's Chris conducted the Soda Rain Holocaust. This all happened in the alpha timeline, though, not our one, which is the omega timeline.<ref>[[August_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_says_Ben_is_wrong_and_reprimands_Sockness|Twitter thread mentioning C-194 and its events]]</ref>

===F-789 and 5769===
'''F-789''' and '''5769''' are sibling dimensions that have since merged in the aftermath of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic there. 5769 was populated by people born on the opposite side of 1218's Earth, hence Chris and his family of that dimension are [[China|Chinese]]. F-789 was presumably where the OCs made in 5769 resided. When the COVID-19 pandemic devastated 5769, The Magi-Chan of F-789 managed to use his magic to bring 5769's Chris into F-789. There, that Chris would go on to prevent the pandemic from happening, restore 5769's population, and merged the two dimensions. Chris, role-playing as Sonichu, would consider this story as a reason for coming up with the convoluted plan to end the pandemic in the real world.<ref>[[Other_chats_leaked_by_Naught_(undated)#Chinese_Chandlers_dream]]</ref>

===N-641===
'''N-641''' is a "nightmare" counterpart of C-197 where Chris (as Sonichu) claimed opuscon987 sent him along with [[ProjectSNT]] by force. The dimension is also notable for airing ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]''.

===Sonic.exe Dimension===
'''Sonic.exe''' is a popular creepypasta which featured a hellish pocket dimension inhabited by a eldritch/demonic version of Sonic. Although logically it would have made ideal trolling fuel since 2011 (the year Sonic.exe was written), Chris isn't known to have mentioned it until [[November 2020]].

On 4 November, Chris (while role-playing that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu) fantasized that Sonic.exe attacked his dimension and that Chris-in-Sonichu's-body was rescued by [[Magi-Chan]] and was seeking refuge in California with [[The WCT]] and [[Naught]]. Chris, believing his fantasy, sent DMs to both The WCT and Naught to tell them of it.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]]</ref>

Later that month, Chris replied to a tweet on a Sonic.exe animation, commenting he had watched it and found it both haunting and inspiring.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Sonic animation]]</ref> Chris again mentioned the eldritch [[OC]] from Sonic.exe in January 2021 as part of his extended fantasy over [[spirit possession]].<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement]]</ref> The idea of such a dimension terrifies Chris and he apparently spent some time using his goddess powers stopping entities from invading the multiverse as stated in [[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022]].

===Empty Dimensions===
An "empty dimension" is a concept by [[Kyle]], who theorized in a 2 [[December 2020]] chat about how such a dimension would work.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789]]</ref> Chris was intrigued by this, and suggested Kyle watch the animated movie ''Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths'' to flesh out the concept further. In a 14 December posting in [[The Place]], Chris brainstormed about empty dimensions further, complimenting Kyle for his thoughts.<ref name=empty>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Empty Dimension Lore]]</ref>

===Shattered Glass Dimension===
[[File:Jailart8-29-3.jpg|thumb|[[Praetor_Jail_Art#"Jesus_Christ_Chan_Sonichu_Prime_Vs._Shattered_Glass_Christ_Chan_Sonichu",_dated_08/29/2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu]]]]
Named after a [[Transformers]] franchise featuring evil Autobots and heroic Decepticons,<ref>https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Shattered_Glass_(franchise)</ref> it predictably houses evil counterparts of protagonists and possibly heroic antagonists as well as an evil counterpart of Chris, who is still male and is permanently stuck in his Sonichu form. Their invasion of [https://darkwingduck.fandom.com/wiki/St._Canard| St. Canard] and Florida was the subject of several [[Praetor Jail Art|jail arts]]. On a [[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream|22 December livestream]] Chris claimed that his counterpart in the Shattered Glass Universe was the one who committed incest with Barb.

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Beneath the Bridge

2025-10-16T19:36:19Z

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{{quote|another trip down memory lane, with dives into hell and back|Chris<ref name=placebridge>[[The Place chats - Beneath the Bridge]]</ref>}}

[[File:Beneath the Bridge ep1 title card.jpg|thumb|Title card for episode 1 of the series.]]

'''Beneath the Bridge''' is a YouTube series featuring coverage of Chris co-created by Twitter users cw_true/smokelydokely (Smoky Chris) and NoChanceHigh1 (KevinT/ThatSperg)<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=6b2jQR-3LxY</ref>. It is posted on the YouTube channel @SomeChannellllllll.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/@SomeChannellllllll</ref> The series had a stated goal of "examining a crucial element behind Chris Chan: the trolls. Entitled "Beneath the Bridge," this series will examine the trolls who have interacted with Chris prior to his introduction to the Internet up to the present day. It will not focus solely on Chris Chan's life." It ran from February 2019 until being abandoned in December of the same year, around the same time the creators' Twitter accounts were banned.<ref>https://twitter.com/smokelydokely</ref> It is unknown why the series was abandoned.

The videos are a in-depth look at some of the people and trolls that have influenced Chris's life, starting with [[Sarah Hammer]] and ending with [[Jimmy Hill]]. Some more prevalent people such as [[Megan Schroeder]] have multiple parts devoted to them.

On 5 [[November 2020]], Chris chatted in [[The Place]] about his experience watching the series, noting in particular that he had been cringing and crying during its coverage of [[Megan Schroeder]].<ref name=placebridge></ref>

==Creators & Background==
On 30 [[November 2019]], YouTube user Some Channel (Originally SmokyChris or SmokyChrisAndTheSperg) posted ''Chris Chan: Beneath the Bridge: Introduction Trailer''.<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=DuIgTT5IooM</ref> It was said to be written and edited by Twitter users cw_true and i_lasag, with cw_true narrating the video. Beginning with the second official episode, cw_true, known to go by "SmokyCheeseChuck"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190404084443/https://twitter.com/cw_true</ref> and "Smoky Chris", had started linking the Twitter account smokelydokely as the main Twitter account in the description of ''Beneath the Bridge'' episodes.<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=6b2jQR-3LxY</ref> Additionally, he was now credited as the co-creator, along with Twitter user NoChanceHigh1, who himself was initially credited as as KevinT,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200924002647/twitter.com/NoChanceHigh1</ref> later going by "ThatSperg" or "TheSperg".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpGP-ylqtHE</ref> The creators also had a Discord server, which is now deleted.<ref>https://discord.com/invite/9KfYR9v</ref>

The art for the show was created by Twitter user IiiNoodleman.<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aXDnI4pZDXM</ref>

The series was abandoned for unknown reasons on the 12th episode, after covering Jimmy Hill. <ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aXDnI4pZDXM</ref>
It is suspected that the [[Watchmen]] were involved in the abandonment of the series, as Smoky Chris and ThatSperg were confirmed to have ties and contact with [[Naught]] and [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]].<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>
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CWCki:The Wallflower

2025-02-28T17:55:19Z

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:''This article explains the rationale of The Wallflower policy. For information about the actual gal pal, see [[The Wallflower]].''
In [[March 2010]], [[Chris]] announced he had a lady friend, a "wallflower" at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as "[[The Wallflower]]." In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the [[CWCki]] page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.

The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to ''completely'' protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris's life.

As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as "to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower". That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris's demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).

Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to her article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will '''''NOT''''' be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with "The Wallflower", with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfills their obligation to the Wallflower.

With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.

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User:VoDKa

2024-07-03T14:32:29Z

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Sightings (2024)

2024-03-04T20:57:27Z

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{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
This page contains sightings of Chris which took place in [[2024]].

==Ultimate Comics (North Carolina)==
On 4 January, Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed at Ultimate Comics in [[wikipedia:Cary, North Carolina|Cary, North Carolina]] by [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user RandyMagnum68, who claimed that the pair were picking up tickets for [[Animate! Raleigh]], a convention in [[wikipedia:Raleigh, North Carolina|Raleigh NC]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18yqgb5/chris_chan_sighting_in_cary_nc_with_young_girl/</ref> The following day, they were seen together at the event.

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==Animate! Raleigh==
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==Raleigh Convention Center==
On 6 January, Chris and Flutter were spotted outside of the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention, purportedly being denied entry. An image was provided by r/ChrisChanSonichu user DeadStargazer, who stated that security was awaiting Chris and Flutter's arrival. The user says no incident prompted this removal, simply that Chris was reported to the convention ops on 5 January.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/chris_chan_kicked_out_of_animate_raleigh/</ref>
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==Gas station==
On 13 January, Reddit user u/lynnwood_davis allegedly spotted Chris at a gas station, presumably [[Sheetz]], in Henrico County.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/196hbd8/chris_came_into_my_job_yesterday/ ([https://archive.fo/nmSqb archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I was finishing an order around 3:45pm when I noticed someone ordering had on really ugly green leggings and a jean skirt. I smiled to myself and thought "that lady looks like Chris Chan, got the ugly leggings+skirt combo on too", just for me to look at her face and realize it IS Chris Chan, with her fading blue hair and she/her pin on. I couldn't take a picture because she DEFINITELY noticed how much I was staring and I couldn't stop smiling. I texted my buddy on the register and apparently she ended up going through his line. he told me later that day that when he realized she was in his line, his eyes bugged out of his head and she awkwardly just said "doot doot doo..." under her breath. he confirmed his suspicions when she took out her Sonichu wallet. she awkwardly shuffled around the coffee area waiting for her order and mumbled anxiously looking for napkins, and left soon after.}}

This sighting, due to the lack of photos and credibility, has been disputed for a long time; however, since it's located near the airport Chris picked up Flutter from a month earlier and Flutter was nowhere to be seen, it's safe to say that's when she left the scene once again, as confirmed by later sightings and overall activity of Chris.

==Target==
On 23 January, Chris was spotted at [[Target]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/DatabaseSuccessful99 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/19er88t/christinachandler_at_target// ([https://archive.ph/D0Fl3 archive])</ref>

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Chris was separately spotted and recorded the same day by @andrewtsquid on TikTok.<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@lolcow.docs/video/7333269261877546270</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewtsquid/video/7333255461040377134</ref>

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==Walmart==
On 21 [[February 2024]], Chris was spotted at [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/Unhappy-Rub-6371 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1awq6vd/sorry_chris_chan_lynchburg_walmart_on_wards_road/ ([https://archive.ph/b6xA1 archive])</ref>

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==Liberty University==
On 24 [[February 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:Liberty University|Liberty University]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by @munchaboy24 on [[Twitter]]<ref>https://x.com/munchaboy24/status/1761490091661513085?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/eCJko archive])</ref>

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Chris was spotted again the same day by @AryehSYE on Twitter.<ref>https://x.com/AryehSYE/status/1761560858964943327?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/bALw8 archive])</ref>

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==River Ridge Mall (March)==
On 3 [[March 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:River Ridge Mall|River Ridge Mall]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/white_crayon69 on [[Reddit]]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1b5skl7/chris_chan_spotted_at_the_river_ridge_mall_332024/ ([https://archive.ph/IjlfF archive])</ref>

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Chris and money

2023-12-07T01:29:06Z

VoDKa: /* Post-Jail */

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[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]
{{quote|I'd call a tow truck, but now I have less than $20 between the bank accounts and PayPal.|Chris, after his car broke down on the way home from BronyCon.<ref>[[Waiting for the tow truck]]</ref>}}

{{quote|He's [[Mathematics|not good at math]] when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others<ref>[[:File:Piss_and_burn_fb.PNG]]</ref> to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Autism|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
:''Further reading: [[Chris and work]]''
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[tugboat]]" that he received from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After Bob's death, Chris was given a survivor's benefit – increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month or $14,400 per year.<ref>https://archive.md/DLyOa</ref>

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card debt.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> The rest of the tugboat generally went towards [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[McDonald's|junk food]], or [[sex toys|other frivolous purchases]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) was (and is) nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for electronic entertainment, pornography, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref> at the end of one month he had fewer than $3 left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red. How much he got to keep later on isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and His Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]] and weekly lottery tickets.<ref name=J12>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he doesn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age – not in Chris's case, apparently.

In September [[2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By", making it clear that the family income had dipped since Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to stop buying games, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''.<ref>[[Chris's spending on iPhone games]]</ref>

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about his and his mother's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and negligence.

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, you would think most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris. Unfortunately, many more still purchase from Chris on a daily basis.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale (at exorbitant prices), Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions in the last 4.5 years,<ref>https://archive.md/zibG2</ref> a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st-party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a painfully awkward situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station:<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Short on Cash]]</ref>

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
Bob encouraged his son to remain unemployed, since he believed that Chris would earn more money from his monthly tugboat than he would have from getting a job. However, this assumption was and is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Get-Tar Region|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[Autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
{{main|List of Chris's financial enablers}}

===Chris's beliefs===
[[File:Chris's economic theories.jpeg|thumb|right]]
Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. While Chris mocked [[Lars]]’s habit of buying and collecting [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|model boats and addons for them]] after learning about it from [[Jackie]], he failed to realise that Lars’s supposed habit was directly parodying his obsessive purchasing and hoarding of video games and DLC, even for games that he didn’t own. His mother has served as a bad influence regarding Chris’s beliefs in material goods, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn their house into a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]].

On 16 [[May 2019]], Chris tweeted a screenshot of an NBC story about how "Ex-EPA chief Scott Pruitt spent nearly $124,000 on 'excessive airfare'." Chris then showed off his complex views on the U.S. economy by saying... {{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Here’s a Think Piece: firstly, if people didn’t overspend so much, then there would be more money to give to charities around the world. And then that brought to mind that if things had not gone up in price (I Know About Inflation and that More Money has been officially printed and distributed over the decades), there would be more to freely give to those unfortunate. “Why, Back in the day, we used to pay a Nickel for a Hershey Bar. A Nickle [sic]! Now, it’s a dollar, dollar-fiddy; we could be using that $1.45 to feed the hungry everywhere. But, Everyone got greedy for the green and don’t appreciate it as much. A Nickel.” Yep, Grandpa, people have done goofed with inflation and crap. 😔}}<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris has complex economic views]]</ref>

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court caught fire. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of saving when things like this happen. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull; throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''.<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away,<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref> although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[Destruction Of Chris's House|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts.<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref>

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for Legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars". However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]]. It should be noted that a state-provided attorney would have been free and yielded the same result (pleading guilty), for the case was so cut-and-dry that even a lawyer of Bell's caliber had no chance of winning it.

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>

Although [[Null_DMs#Chris_takes_money_from_Barb|in a Kiwi Farms post]], in the wake of the bombshell that [[Affair with Mother|Chris had been in a sexual relationship with Barb]], [[Null]] revealed that Chris nonchalantly stated in their final conversation with each other that ''he'' had control of her bank account by then (which allowed him to swipe $750). That said, it's unknown whether or not Barb actually used to exploit his finances before the roles eventually switched at some point (not to mention, if so, ''when'').

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016-17, trying to [[Chris and manipulation|scam people]] into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Debt==
{{main|Debt}}

==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as {{w|return fraud}}. In 2010, Chris described buying video games from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging them for a higher amount of store credit at another store.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment'', and not a form of gambling in reality. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following:<ref name=J12/>

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

Cash4Life and Mega Millions currently costs $2 per play (as of 29 March 2021),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061252/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/megamillions Mega Millions] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061444/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/cash4life Win For Life] descriptions on the official site of Virginia Lottery, accessed 29 March 2021.</ref> meaning that if Chris stopped playing the lottery, he would save around $416 per year.

===Craigslist===
[[File:Chris chan bmw.jpg|thumb|right|The Craigslist ad.]]
{{main|Craigslist}}
In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year-old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW z3 for sale. The 1999 BMW z3 is currently listed on the Roanoke Craigslist for $10,000 OBO. Kelley Blue Book estimates the car with 70,000 miles and in a fair condition is worth $4,318. Chris describes the car as "Mint condition Z3 model. Like a go-cart with rocket power. Seriously fun to drive 5 speed and pure joy with the top down. Color is jet black."

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, [[GameStop]] and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys so that he can afford new ones.

===eBay===
{{main|eBay}}
Chris has long used eBay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of '''$3,000'''. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

In June 2019, Chris’s account [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris's_eBay|was restricted]], and all of the active listings were removed. Two reasons for the restriction against Chris are possible: either his seller approval rating was abysmal (84.7% on 21 June 2019),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190621113537/https://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=pristinechristine1982&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true&rt=nc Wayback Machine’s snapshot] of pristinechristine1982’s eBay feedback, archived and accessed 21 June 2019.</ref> or that his PayPal account was in the red.

===CWCville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
{{main|Kickstarter}}
On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 to build the CWCville shopping mall out of LEGO. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised $150 from 27 backers, causing the campaign to fail and Chris never seeing the money.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

Social Blade estimates that as of 12 December 2019, Chris could earn between $245 and $3,900 per year,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191212192942/https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/cwcvilleguardian Social Blade]</ref> but there are many factors, such as Content ID claims, that make it very difficult to estimate the true value of any YouTube channel.

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://archive.md/e0D8M</ref><ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://archive.md/2ksJJ]]</ref>

===Paypal.me===
Announced on 11 [[May 2017]].

{{quotebox|Cwcville Shopping I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, with more than eleven comic books worth of content under my helm. Please donate to help me quell my financial problems that quell my creativity. Ruckersville, VA}}

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]
One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

=== Theft ===
[[File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png|thumb|Null posts a screenshot of Chris's bank notifying him he has $1.03 left in his account.]]
On 30 [[July 2021]], after Chris was served an Emergency Protective Order temporarily forbidding him from his home, he stole $750 from Barb's bank account. Some of this money was spent immediately - Chris' bank account was 200 dollars in debt. Much of what remained was spent on lodging in a Regency Inn in Richmond, and the leftover money was swiftly spent on what can be assumed to be assorted frivolities and food. ''Two days'' after this money was withdrawn, [[Null]] - who at that point could still view the emails from Chris's bank - posted an image of a low balance notice from Chris's Bank of America account on the [[Kiwi Farms]], confirming that Chris had $1.03 remaining in his account.

In a letter he relayed to Null a couple of months later, he claims to have sent his $150 Patreon payout back to Barb, as compensation for stealing the money.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

This is predictably a [[lie]] since not only did Chris's Patreon get shut down very quickly after the leaks were made but even if it wasn't Chris would be forced to wait until the next Monday due to their pay-out waiting period of 1-3 business days (something that Chris himself acknowledges in the same letter).

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]

{{quote| What the? What the fuck is a C-quarter? What the fuck is a W-quarter? [[Chris and writing|Nobody explained any of this to me!]]|Brendaniel upon discovering CWCville's weird currency <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqdrsvDobY&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h&index=36</ref>}}

In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of {{w|community service}} to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' {{w|North Korea}}.

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class likely is wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea.}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
[[File:Kiwi Farms silver coin photo.jpg|thumb|200px|In 2021, Chris was placed ''on'' money, in the form of a non-legal tender commemorative silver coin minted for the [[Kiwi Farms]], and featuring Chris's likeness for a 2021 merch run. These coins received additional attention following Chris's [[Affair with Mother|legal troubles]] that same year.]]
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of {{w|24 (TV Series)|''24''}}. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

==Post-Jail==
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris would be released from jail by "[[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|court order]]". In the months that followed, he would be [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|spotted]] numerous times in [[Mal-Wart|Wal-mart]] and various other stores purchasing frivolous items. Money obviously had to come from somewhere if he was able to purchase junk food, crystals, a [[Nintendo|Nintendo Switch]], and even another car.

There was speculation as to how Chris had the money to begin with.
*The group home Chris resided at may have given him an allowance for necessities.
*If the tugboat was suspended, Chris may have reactivated it upon release, albeit with some help on account of his laziness.
*If the tugboat was not suspended, it may have accumulated during Chris's stay in jail, which could explain how he could afford expensive purchases such as gaming consoles and a car.

Either way, it seems Chris has not changed and continues his poor money management as he did before the arrest. It will only be a matter of time before he spends all his money and will resort to begging again.

==Conclusion==
Given Chris's longtime, carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. A past conversation with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household,<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref> and his plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] would have [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|never worked to begin with]].

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[COVID-19]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Lego]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

== References ==
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[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]
{{quote|I'd call a tow truck, but now I have less than $20 between the bank accounts and PayPal.|Chris, after his car broke down on the way home from BronyCon.<ref>[[Waiting for the tow truck]]</ref>}}

{{quote|He's [[Mathematics|not good at math]] when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others<ref>[[:File:Piss_and_burn_fb.PNG]]</ref> to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Autism|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
:''Further reading: [[Chris and work]]''
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[tugboat]]" that he received from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After Bob's death, Chris was given a survivor's benefit – increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month or $14,400 per year.<ref>https://archive.md/DLyOa</ref>

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card debt.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> The rest of the tugboat generally went towards [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[McDonald's|junk food]], or [[sex toys|other frivolous purchases]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) was (and is) nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for electronic entertainment, pornography, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref> at the end of one month he had fewer than $3 left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red. How much he got to keep later on isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and His Ego|completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]] and weekly lottery tickets.<ref name=J12>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he doesn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age – not in Chris's case, apparently.

In September [[2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By", making it clear that the family income had dipped since Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to stop buying games, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''.<ref>[[Chris's spending on iPhone games]]</ref>

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about his and his mother's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and negligence.

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, you would think most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris. Unfortunately, many more still purchase from Chris on a daily basis.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale (at exorbitant prices), Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions in the last 4.5 years,<ref>https://archive.md/zibG2</ref> a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st-party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a painfully awkward situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station:<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Short on Cash]]</ref>

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
Bob encouraged his son to remain unemployed, since he believed that Chris would earn more money from his monthly tugboat than he would have from getting a job. However, this assumption was and is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Get-Tar Region|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[Autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
{{main|List of Chris's financial enablers}}

===Chris's beliefs===
[[File:Chris's economic theories.jpeg|thumb|right]]
Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. While Chris mocked [[Lars]]’s habit of buying and collecting [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|model boats and addons for them]] after learning about it from [[Jackie]], he failed to realise that Lars’s supposed habit was directly parodying his obsessive purchasing and hoarding of video games and DLC, even for games that he didn’t own. His mother has served as a bad influence regarding Chris’s beliefs in material goods, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn their house into a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire hazard]].

On 16 [[May 2019]], Chris tweeted a screenshot of an NBC story about how "Ex-EPA chief Scott Pruitt spent nearly $124,000 on 'excessive airfare'." Chris then showed off his complex views on the U.S. economy by saying... {{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Here’s a Think Piece: firstly, if people didn’t overspend so much, then there would be more money to give to charities around the world. And then that brought to mind that if things had not gone up in price (I Know About Inflation and that More Money has been officially printed and distributed over the decades), there would be more to freely give to those unfortunate. “Why, Back in the day, we used to pay a Nickel for a Hershey Bar. A Nickle [sic]! Now, it’s a dollar, dollar-fiddy; we could be using that $1.45 to feed the hungry everywhere. But, Everyone got greedy for the green and don’t appreciate it as much. A Nickel.” Yep, Grandpa, people have done goofed with inflation and crap. 😔}}<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris has complex economic views]]</ref>

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court caught fire. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of saving when things like this happen. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull; throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''.<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away,<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref> although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[Destruction Of Chris's House|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts.<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref>

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for Legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars". However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]]. It should be noted that a state-provided attorney would have been free and yielded the same result (pleading guilty), for the case was so cut-and-dry that even a lawyer of Bell's caliber had no chance of winning it.

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>

Although [[Null_DMs#Chris_takes_money_from_Barb|in a Kiwi Farms post]], in the wake of the bombshell that [[Affair with Mother|Chris had been in a sexual relationship with Barb]], [[Null]] revealed that Chris nonchalantly stated in their final conversation with each other that ''he'' had control of her bank account by then (which allowed him to swipe $750). That said, it's unknown whether or not Barb actually used to exploit his finances before the roles eventually switched at some point (not to mention, if so, ''when'').

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016-17, trying to [[Chris and manipulation|scam people]] into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Debt==
{{main|Debt}}

==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as {{w|return fraud}}. In 2010, Chris described buying video games from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging them for a higher amount of store credit at another store.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment'', and not a form of gambling in reality. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following:<ref name=J12/>

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

Cash4Life and Mega Millions currently costs $2 per play (as of 29 March 2021),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061252/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/megamillions Mega Millions] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061444/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/cash4life Win For Life] descriptions on the official site of Virginia Lottery, accessed 29 March 2021.</ref> meaning that if Chris stopped playing the lottery, he would save around $416 per year.

===Craigslist===
[[File:Chris chan bmw.jpg|thumb|right|The Craigslist ad.]]
{{main|Craigslist}}
In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year-old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW z3 for sale. The 1999 BMW z3 is currently listed on the Roanoke Craigslist for $10,000 OBO. Kelley Blue Book estimates the car with 70,000 miles and in a fair condition is worth $4,318. Chris describes the car as "Mint condition Z3 model. Like a go-cart with rocket power. Seriously fun to drive 5 speed and pure joy with the top down. Color is jet black."

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, [[GameStop]] and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys so that he can afford new ones.

===eBay===
{{main|eBay}}
Chris has long used eBay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of '''$3,000'''. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

In June 2019, Chris’s account [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris's_eBay|was restricted]], and all of the active listings were removed. Two reasons for the restriction against Chris are possible: either his seller approval rating was abysmal (84.7% on 21 June 2019),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190621113537/https://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=pristinechristine1982&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true&rt=nc Wayback Machine’s snapshot] of pristinechristine1982’s eBay feedback, archived and accessed 21 June 2019.</ref> or that his PayPal account was in the red.

===CWCville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
{{main|Kickstarter}}
On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 to build the CWCville shopping mall out of LEGO. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised $150 from 27 backers, causing the campaign to fail and Chris never seeing the money.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

Social Blade estimates that as of 12 December 2019, Chris could earn between $245 and $3,900 per year,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191212192942/https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/cwcvilleguardian Social Blade]</ref> but there are many factors, such as Content ID claims, that make it very difficult to estimate the true value of any YouTube channel.

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://archive.md/e0D8M</ref><ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://archive.md/2ksJJ]]</ref>

===Paypal.me===
Announced on 11 [[May 2017]].

{{quotebox|Cwcville Shopping I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, with more than eleven comic books worth of content under my helm. Please donate to help me quell my financial problems that quell my creativity. Ruckersville, VA}}

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]
One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

=== Theft ===
[[File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png|thumb|Null posts a screenshot of Chris's bank notifying him he has $1.03 left in his account.]]
On 30 [[July 2021]], after Chris was served an Emergency Protective Order temporarily forbidding him from his home, he stole $750 from Barb's bank account. Some of this money was spent immediately - Chris' bank account was 200 dollars in debt. Much of what remained was spent on lodging in a Regency Inn in Richmond, and the leftover money was swiftly spent on what can be assumed to be assorted frivolities and food. ''Two days'' after this money was withdrawn, [[Null]] - who at that point could still view the emails from Chris's bank - posted an image of a low balance notice from Chris's Bank of America account on the [[Kiwi Farms]], confirming that Chris had $1.03 remaining in his account.

In a letter he relayed to Null a couple of months later, he claims to have sent his $150 Patreon payout back to Barb, as compensation for stealing the money.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

This is predictably a [[lie]] since not only did Chris's Patreon get shut down very quickly after the leaks were made but even if it wasn't Chris would be forced to wait until the next Monday due to their pay-out waiting period of 1-3 business days (something that Chris himself acknowledges in the same letter).

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]

{{quote| What the? What the fuck is a C-quarter? What the fuck is a W-quarter? [[Chris and writing|Nobody explained any of this to me!]]|Brendaniel upon discovering CWCville's weird currency <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqdrsvDobY&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h&index=36</ref>}}

In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of {{w|community service}} to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' {{w|North Korea}}.

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class likely is wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea.}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
[[File:Kiwi Farms silver coin photo.jpg|thumb|200px|In 2021, Chris was placed ''on'' money, in the form of a non-legal tender commemorative silver coin minted for the [[Kiwi Farms]], and featuring Chris's likeness for a 2021 merch run. These coins received additional attention following Chris's [[Affair with Mother|legal troubles]] that same year.]]
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of {{w|24 (TV Series)|''24''}}. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

==Post-Jail==
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris would be released from jail by "[[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|court order]]". In the months that followed, he would be [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|spotted]] numerous times in [[Mal-Wart|Wal-mart]] and various other stores purchasing frivolous items. Money obviously had to come from somewhere if he was able to purchase junk food, crystals, a [[Nintendo|Nintendo Switch]], and even another car.

There has been speculation as to how Chris has the money to begin with.
*The group home Chris is currently residing at may have given him an allowance for necessities.
*If the tugboat was suspended, Chris may have reactivated it upon release, albeit with some help on account of his laziness.
*If the tugboat was not suspended, it may have accumulated during Chris's stay in jail, which could explain how he could afford expensive purchases such as gaming consoles and a car.

Either way, it seems Chris has not changed and continues his poor money management as he did before the arrest. It will only be a matter of time before he spends all his money and will resort to begging again.

==Conclusion==
Given Chris's longtime, carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. A past conversation with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household,<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref> and his plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] would have [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|never worked to begin with]].

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[COVID-19]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Lego]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

== References ==
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== Standards for inclusion ==
This is to continue the discussion that had begun on the [[Talk:Main Page#Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers?|main page]]. As a way to separate tetrad members from trolls worthy of an article, I would propose the following metric in evaluating trolls: '''that Chris has actively produced content relating to them''', such as incorporating them into the ''Sonichu'' comic. Conversations on social networks are not enough. Truly influential trolls, such as [[the Miscreants]], Chris's various sweethearts through the years or more recently the [[Idea Guys]] or [[Sockness]], have inspired Chris to go to great lengths and produce substantial content. Common enablers like [[Sarah and Steve]] may get some occasional short dialogue on Discord or Twitter, but nothing like the old IRC logs or Mumble chats. Articles on those who are not significant enough by this standard to warrant their own article should probably be folded into brief mentions in their appropriate category. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)
: It is something worth looking into, although there is a small risk that if we overlook an enabler who started small then suddenly become big a few months or years later, then we might have trouble tracing back their footsteps. The internet can forget as much as to never forget, but at the same time, we are dealing with more and more people going into great lengths to leave their mark in the Sonichu lore. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:45, 12 February 2020 (UTC)
: We could Move the existing pages for enablers who don't make the cut into the CWCki namespace. That would also allow for keeping track without needing to write formally for the general CWCki audience. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:05, 12 February 2020 (UTC)
: Should we still move the articles to the CWCki:Enablers page or just leave the preservation to the article history? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:58, 14 February 2020 (UTC)
:: It is possibly better to leave them as article history. A simple search can find past references to an enabler from the Farms, but some enablers may well regard a CWCki article as some mark of honour or fame ensuring them a place in Christory. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 21:16, 14 February 2020 (UTC)
::Makes sense. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:32, 15 February 2020 (UTC)
== Fan videos ==
I propose deletion of all fan videos sections as they add nothing of value to the wiki. - [[User:Klop|Klop|polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:21, 14 June 2020 (UTC)

:Not sure about removing all fan video sections - maybe if they're high quality enough and had effort put into them, they can stay, like some of the videos on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Agreed with your call on removing the reversal videos, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:14, 15 June 2020 (UTC)

:: I have to agree with Hurtful Truth Level, particularly since there are some pretty good fan videos like those VHS parodies by Mycalfelps. I wish they could finish reuploading them and also the "Greene County Conspiracy" trailer. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:18, 15 June 2020 (UTC)

::: Yeah, I deleted all the reverse videos. Everything else has been left untouched - [[User:Klop|Klop|polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:20, 15 June 2020 (UTC)

==Chris and ==
I have proposed some changes to the Chris and articles, since they are major, more discussion is required. [[CWCki:Improvement|Here are the changes]]. You can discuss on the CWCki Discord too. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 15:42, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
:Chris and cosplaying could also just be renamed to Cosplaying, since it's not a significant aspect of Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:16, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
::I agree - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 02:05, 4 July 2020 (UTC)

== Jerkops can now register new accounts ==

I asked Canine to set it up so that anyone in the Jerkops (moderator) user group can register new accounts. This should make it so we won't need to resort to fully opening registration and letting the spambots in. There should be a Create Account link in Special Pages that Jerkops can access - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:CreateAccount.

Anyone wanting an account can PM a Jerkop on Kiwi Farms or Discord. They'd only need to provide an email address and user name. There's an option to automatically generate a password for them.

I could make a post about this in the Updating the CWCki thread on Kiwi Farms. Any jerkop who's open to being contacted about this, post your KF user name here and I'll tag you in the post. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:49, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

Kolp1607 on the farms [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:57, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

== The future of "corner icons" ==

Within the last few days, we have seen more "corner icons" being added to a number of articles, such as [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu (character)]], in addition to existing ones at [[Chris and anger]] and [[Jacob Sockness]]. I wish to gather opinions on the future of this feature, because I am not seeing any purpose of such icons on this wiki, other than being random pictures in contravention on our policy of [[CWCki:CWCki is#CWCki is not Encyclopedia Dramatica|not copying]] Encyclopaedia Dramatica. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)

:I think it’s getting way out of hand. I think very few article should have one. It just ruins the aesthetic if we just have one everywhere.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)

:: In my opinion, I would prefer phasing them out completely: it just distracts the reader from the main content. I am sure that there are plenty of reasonable alternatives to corner icons, such as expanding said articles or adding more inline images. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:23, 5 August 2020 (UTC)

::: I agree, none of them add anything and distract users from the actual article. Complete removal is the best option. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:34, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

==Gatekeepers==

There is a group of individuals who keep malicious individuals away from Chris. They enable his fantasies to keep him intrested but don't harm him in any other way. Should this be a new category to classify people or be a subsection in the enablers article. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:13, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

:Just put them in the Enablers article. The main quality of an enabler is that they enable Chris’ bad habits, it doesn’t matter if it’s for good or bad intentions. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:26, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

::Did it, though as time passes we may need a full article for them. Also now that they have publically revealed themselves, should we call this the "Gatekeeping saga". They've been guiding Chris since atleast October 2019. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 01:15, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

:::Are you proposing that they would be a new member of the Unholy Tetrad? (By which point they’d be the “Unholy Quintet”) [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:35, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

::No, they very clearly come under Enablers as you pointed out. I'm proposing we call this time period the Gatekeeping saga since they have an incredibly deep root in Chris's life. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 05:40, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

:Is it saga material? Usually sagas are for describing major happenings revolving around Chris. Gatekeeper stuff so far seems to be more about releasing material about the Sockness and Dimensional Merge sagas. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:56, 12 August 2020 (UTC)

==New Template: To Do==

Taking a page from [https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor| The Cutting Room Floor], I think we should have a template that list things that should be added onto articles, that should work better than just having incomplete templates on several pages without an explanation. Does this sound like a good idea? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

:It sounds like a useful idea. I suppose if a user has any suggestions but are too lazy to do the work themselves, they could always give some brief pointers on what could be done, so someone else can chip in later. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 21:21, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

== "xth year of organised trolling" ==

Little Owl mentioned on [[Talk:2021]] that use of the phrase "x year of organised trolling" is kind of outdated now, especially since we tend to discourage people from getting involved with Chris directly. Should articles about years still say "organised trolling", or should they just say "x year since Chris' discovery"? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 09:07, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
: I would say "x years since the discovery of Chris and the Sonichu franchise", because Sonichu is a very important part of the CWCiverse. Without the cringe-fest that is Sonichu, Chris would be just another fan of Pokémon and Sonic. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:32, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
:Agree on "discovery", I feel that while trolls and Sonichu are key aspects of the lore, for brevity's sake just "Chris's discovery" is sufficient. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:17, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
::I feel that there should be a point where organized trolling stopped. 2010 or 2011 fit that pretty well. I think that every article from 2007 to 2010/2011 should keep the "x year of organized trolling," but the years after that can be changed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 01:43, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
::I just updated all the articles from 2011 to 2021 to say "''x'' years since Chris's discovery" rather than "''x''th year of organized trolling."[[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 20:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

== Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? ==

Should we edit the [[:Template:Infobox/video]] to insert a message pointing out that most videos were the result of troll manipulation? Something along the lines of:

{{quoteboxwhite|'''[[Manipulation]] Disclosure:''' The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.}}

[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:14, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

:Adding it to *all* videos seems like overdoing it. I'm pretty sure most people who spend an hour on the CWCki without any context at all will realize that half of Chris's life has been fabricated by trolls. Since videos Chris makes of his own volition seem to be the outliers, maybe an infobox disclaimer for videos Chris wasn't manipulated into making would be more helpful. With that being said, contextual textboxes should only be included if they're necessary, and I don't think any are warranted for this sort of thing.

:[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:01, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

::Which videos are of his own volition can be hard to determine, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:08, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

:::For that reason alone, adding in an infobox for videos possibly-maybe-not-manipulated-out-of-Chris-by-trolls would be an addition which could be untrue for certain videos. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:22, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

:Kind of late, but I like the idea. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:15, 11 October 2021 (UTC)

:Noticed that in the [[List of videos]], it shows that there were relatively few videos prior to Chris beginning interactions with trolls in late 2007. So maybe a way to address the concern of applying to all videos would be to make a second video template for the videos prior to troll influences. So the pre-trolls [[FUTURE MESSAGE]] could have a new template (which resembles the current one), and the trolls-era [[Twin Falling Towers]] could use the original video template but modified with the manipulation disclosure. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:33, 12 March 2022 (UTC)

== Contingency ==

So as you may know Kiwifarms may be in some hot water. If they go the way of 8Chan in August 2019 what's the plan to keep the Cwcki from going down forever, because IIRC this is hosted by a service set up by Null that would go down if KF is deplatoformed. The KF drama is affecting the Cwcki right now in fact, I've been getting intermittent time out errors as of late. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 03:44, 29 June 2021 (UTC)
:Wait a minute, what's going on with Kiwi Farms? I don't really pay attention to it, but I'm gonna assume that this has something to do with Null saying that he would shut down the site if Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act wasn't renewed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 17:59, 30 June 2021 (UTC)
::It's under a DDOS attack. Marvin/[[User:Canine]] would be the one to ask about contingencies, he's the owner. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:16, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

== Doxxing ==

In the light of the Suitress policy, I've been thinking about how this site treats people's personal info in general. While people like [[Bella]] and [[Sean Walker]] definitely deserve to be exposed for who they really are, and people like [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] have been doxxed by Chris himself beyond the point of no return, I can't think of any reason to display the real names of people like [[Copitz]] and [[Doopie]], especially in light of Chris becoming a sex criminal.

Doopie never wanted to get involved with Chris, while [[Copitz]]'s worst crime was just hanging out with a known internet celebrity years ago. Now that Chris's crimes are revealed to the mainstream, this kind of thing can have a real impact on people's lives. I propose we systematically remove this kind of blanket doxxing from articles unless there's a clear reason for it. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 15:51, 21 October 2021 (UTC)

:I think we should hammer out what a clear reason would be. I don't think it should be based on whether people deserve it, that can get messy. Maybe go by how much of the person's name Chris used. Like he's used first and last names referring to Michael and Megan. Whereas with Doopie and Copitz, he's used first names. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:30, 21 October 2021 (UTC)

::I like this idea, and I also think we should consider these things in this era where more and more people are being aware of Chris. We should also consider the events that surrounded their dox. In the case of Suitress, Chris only used her first name on one occasion, and that was in the one where he promised not to rage at Everfree. Every other instance he used the pseudonym she created. He had never used her full name. People only learned of her full name by Bella leaking it everywhere, and even then it's more or less forgotten, and other websites are making efforts to wipe it as well. Therefore, I think it's much easier to handle her being anonymous on the site. More involved people like Megan, Adam Stackhouse, Michael Snyder, and others can't get this treatment since they've all been established since the beginning, and because they keep getting namedropped. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:40, 21 October 2021 (UTC)

:Regarding pages like Doopie with an infobox, maybe under Name it could just have the person's name up to how much of it Chris used. So for Doopie the Name could read "Danielle" and use [[Doopie E-mails]] as a reference. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:47, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

How should other identifying info, like birthdates, be handled? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:39, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

:As I said, unless the birthdays are somehow crucial to understanding Christory, it isn't necessary. I wouldn't say it's the worst offense, though. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 14:01, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

::At the moment, I think birthdays for relatives and people closely related to Chris are fair game. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 14:27, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

Well, this is certainly a subject I have opinions on. First of all, very little if anything that's been done on this site I think really constitutes "doxing" to any high degree. At worst it's repeating real names that have been exposed ''elsewhere'', I don't think anyone's been doxed first here, at least anytime in recent memory. But if anything rises to the occasion of a more severe "doxing", it's the birthdays. Birthday, location, and name, now we're getting to the territory of "doxing". Just listing names, not so much.

To me, anyone and everyone who willfully interacts with Chris and particularly who gets involved with any sort of elaborate troll/countertroll operations is fair game to be documented. This includes the "Suitress", random weens that show up at the house, random people who fucked with Chris on Twitter, people who make stupid videos about Chris on YouTube, every member of the Watchmen, Knights, and any similar group, and so on, not to exclude contributors to this Wiki (or to the Kiwi Farms) and particularly not to exclude their friends. Their is a blindingly obviously double standard at play here particularly in the hands of [[User:HurtfulTruthLevel]], something which I've documented extensively (and not without a bit of pushback) [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-american-hedgehog-socked-on-cwcki-involved-with-watchmen-knights-of-cwc-and-others.100474/|elsewhere].

Most egregious is the consistent targeting of Meghan Ringo, for reasons that I don't quite understand. I'm not her friend or guardian and if there is solid reason to target her I'm totally on board, and I'm not saying that she shouldn't be doxed/documented, because she should (more than meeting the criteria I laid out above), just that it is, again, blindingly obvious that she was at some point deemed fair game while there is pushback on documenting Anaxis, for instance, or now Kyle, or even someone like Sean. To believe that there is the remotest amount of objectivity here strains all credulity if you are aware that these are people with whom HTL (who was, for those keeping score at home, against the doxing of Wise and Boyd, of all people) and others here have mixed socially.

I don't really understand the aversion to doxing people here, these are people who wilfully interacted with Chris, i.e. were cruisin' for a bruisin' to begin with. People's identities being "relevant to Chris" is a criteria worth considering, after all, it's not the weenipedia. Whether Chris used their name and what name he used seems like so much autistic nitpicking. Picking and chosing who gets their name shared is inconsistent and open to some egregious abuses. To my mind if people are notable enough to be included they are notable enough to be named. (I won't get into the Suitress and Wallflower situations other than to say I don't agree, but the principle that these two got in more or less over their heads and deserve a pass is one that's grounded in basic decency, I think. Same with Doopie. I can't fathom why Coptiz's name was redacted, though, other than personal connections yet again.)

But more realistically, there are a few different categories: (a) the core ''dramatis personae'', already doxed to high heaven, this would include Chandler family members; Meghan Schroeder, etc. (b) important Internet personalities like Meghan K. Ringo, the rest of the Watchmen, etc.; (c) major players in major scandals like Sean Walker, Isabella Loretta Janke, Devon John Infinito, Wise and Boyd, etc.; (d) public figures like (also) Devon John Infinito, Ethan Oliver Ralph, etc.; (e) random weens from the Internet who get doxed as sport like Rosa Ray Ramsey; (f) weens who take it to the next level like Ellen Underwod Willis or Dylon James Winfield. There might be one or more categories that could be added and I'm only focusing on recent history here but I feel like the gradations here are pretty objective and less liable to being abused, fewer double standards of which there are many at present.

A concrete policy is needed not only to produce better and more consistent quality content but to not just plain exude a scandalous lack of objectivity and distinct odor of backroom dealings.

Just how I feel about it. [[User:SpookyBones|SpookyBones]] ([[User talk:SpookyBones|talk]]) 15:17, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

P.S. There is only one "x" in "doxing". [[User:SpookyBones|SpookyBones]] ([[User talk:SpookyBones|talk]]) 15:18, 24 October 2021 (UTC)

== Potential New Direction for the Wiki. "Life Advice", "Parental Guides", "How to be Normie and Not Chris", "Psychoanalysis Theories by Accredited Psychiatrists, Psychotherapists, and Therapists" ==

Now with Chris in prison and his life ruined forever permanently confirmed, this wiki will definitely be going through a dry spell aside from minor updates.
(i.e. predictably, more letters, Chris getting abused in the shower room, being released as a homeless person at age 50, shock surprising us once again by attempting to molest a child only to get beat up by said child, than, shock surprising us again by trying to molest a horse, then getting clopped in the nads by said horse, and then dying, but not before defecating on his own face before he dies. His final words being "MMMMM! I love the taste of my own POOP!") ...So, to keep users active, I propose a plethora of new things. One of them being the creation of articles designed to keep people from falling into the same irrecoverable pit that Chris did. Chris was not the first to do most of the embarrassing things he did. There have been other lolcows on the net, and they all fall into similar pits if not as hard as Chris. Take David Gonterman for instance, or Robert Pelloni from Bob's Game infamy, ChaseTheHedgehog or YandereDEV or A-log. They all share similarities and a dash of the highly potent flaws that Chris possessed. Then you have to take into account that there are like 10000 or more people out there like them who are undiscovered. I am of theory that our society is dysfuctional, and made so because of a lack of care by wealthy individuals and policymakers and businessemn. And that if things aren't improved, there are going to be less and less prodigies, inventors, leaders, and cool people, and more and more lolcows and general losers like Chris.

Take for instance, this. A sign of the times:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/minority-report/202007/why-millennials-love-anime-and-hentai-pornography

https://www.bustle.com/articles/99659-millennials-are-masturbating-to-my-little-pony-porn-says-new-survey-and-rainbow-dash-is-the

Now I've been inspired by this ED article, which is my favorite:

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life

It contains so much useful info that a lot of people these days don't regard. They live their lives wrong, and then what happens? They get weirdo internet fetishes and become basement dwellers. They also get desperate and either become like that doll collector from Paranoia Agent or they hook up with volatile partners and suffer with it indefinitely or divorce. The children suffer the most, because they are confused and there is no light for them and they lack skills to become competent adults because Corps see all human beings as cattle to be milked for money, and money doesn't really have real value anyway outside perception when you think about it.

I think this wiki should rocket itself forward and become a learning tool. I worry so much about today's parents. I see them letting their kids use the internet and talk with fandoms that will lead to getting fetishes and becoming weird. I see Parent letting their kids eat McDonalds because they financially struggle, and the kids get fat, and then they get stupid because they are fat. Kids are also unable to go out side and exercise. They lack discipline and they need to know martial arts and yoga stances much like kids in Asian countries do and make a routine out of it every morning. Kids need to become worldly, and learn about all cultures and countries and people and ingrain good disciplines and clean their houses and manage their finances.

I think all parents need to know about Chris Chan, and have thoughts of him in the back of their head so that they avoid everything that Bob and Barb did whenever doing a parental decision so that their kid is happy and successful and moral and just plain good.

This wiki needs to recruit actual psychiatrists, therapists, and psychoanalysts, and other mental socio scientists to analyze our findings and create road maps to life fulfillment. --[[User:TippyToesTommyTalarico|TippyToesTommyTalarico]] 21:22, 21 October 2021
: That sounds like an interesting idea, but it goes far beyond the scope of this website. If you still wanted to do something like that here, you could make a [[Template:Essay|personal user essay]] and open it up for other people to edit, but I don't think it would warrant actual article space. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 01:22, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

== Conflicts of interest ==

Editors who have documented connections to the topics of articles should not be permitted to directly edit those articles. For more detail, see my comments on [[Talk:The Journey to the Merge#Deceptive attribution]]. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 00:34, 27 October 2021 (UTC)

== Barbara station ==

Just a quick heads up that there is now a train station called [[Barbara]]… {{w|Barbara (Paris Métro)|in Paris}}. I know it is named after a French singer, but I could not avoid noticing the name. Sorry for being busy: some people do have real lives. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:03, 18 January 2022 (UTC)

== Icons modernisation ==

I am putting out a request for someone to do a full review and refresh of the icons for the new {{tl|Saga}} template. This is because a number of them (such as that for Childhood and the CWCipedia) are provisional. My proposed specifications are as follows:
* The icons should use the PNG file format.
* The icons should have a transparent background.
* The icons should be 32×32 pixels.
* The icons for meta sagas should have a circular frame, to distinguish them from standard saga icons.
* The icons should have a file name format of {{Code|Saga icon [Saga Name].png}}.
I decided to suggest increasing the icon size from 20×20 pixels to 32×32 pixels, because the latter was the default size for Windows icons, until the XP era ([https://www.howtogeek.com/733912/a-visual-history-of-windows-icons-from-windows-1-to-11/ source]). Changing to 32×32 pixels will also allow more detail, while not affecting the ''retro'' factor.

Any questions, please reply below. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:47, 22 May 2022 (UTC)
:I have informed one submitter (via Discord) that 24x24 may be permissible as long as the other criteria is met. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:33, 19 February 2023 (EST)

== Non-YouTube videos ==

I'd like to add some videos to the CWCki, however, the content would make it difficult to host it on YouTube. (etc. NSFW content) Some videos on the CWCki are already on the Internet Archive, but I believed Marvin talked about possibly using PeerTube in the KF CWCki thread. Where should I upload these videos? --[[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 21:31, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
:Due to the uncertainty with the Kiwi Farms (Zayo just threw them out), I would recommend to consider establishing our very own PeerTube instance. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:51, 24 October 2022 (EDT)

== Endangered/extinct? links/websites ==

I've been working on replacing/finding archives for dead links in articles for the past few days. I think we should have a discussion of websites that are often used as references and can be considered as endangered. These websites should have a high priority in obtaining archives to prevent content from being lost. I'll start with a couple examples, feel free to add others and contribute to the discussion.

CWCipedia: / http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Is this something staff plan to fix in the future, or should we replace those links with archives from archive.org /etc?

Chris's Facebook page: / https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian I've been getting a "This content isn't available right now" message when trying to view posts. Not sure if anyone else is able to view the page or if the account has been deleted, privated, or something else.

Kiwi Farms/CWCki Forums / https://kiwifarms.net/: Site is currently down right now after being pulled by ISPs, but is expected to come back up soon.
[[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 18:14, 26 October 2022 (EDT)

:Marvin mentioned a server for CWCipedia stuff, he might be working on it still.

:Regarding Kiwi Farms, how should we approach archiving? Wayback removed its archive of KF. There's still Archive.today. Maybe we could take screenshots of specific posts and upload to CWCki. We could also evaluate which KF references are necessary - I believe a chunk of those links are things like screenshots of Chris's tweets which we could replace with the CWCki's social media pages. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:33, 27 October 2022 (EDT)

::I believe archive.today would be the best option to archive links from Kiwi Farms when the site comes back up. There are some pages that still use the cwckiforums.com domain as a reference such as [[July 2013 Facebook Posts]]; those should be replaced with the kiwifarms.net urls + archives when Kiwi Farms comes back up (unless the CWCki Forums link already has already been archived, then we should just replace the non-archived link). Other pages that use cwckiforums.com urls as a reference can be found [[Special:LinkSearch|here]]

::I agree that Kiwi Farms links that are just screenshots of Chris's Tweets could be replaced with the CWCki's social media pages. Screenshots should be used for posts that are relevant to the CWCki, such as LegendaryChristorian's posts to KF.

::https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/ / https://archive.ph/aVoza

::https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/ archive: https://archive.ph/UCPRI [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 10:53, 27 October 2022 (EDT)

::: Kiwi Farms is now back up on TOR, but not yet for the clearnet, which is expected to be up for tomorrow. Now is a good time to gather screenshots and hopefully archives. [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 13:24, 30 October 2022 (EDT)

:::: Kiwi Farms is now back up on the clearnet! [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 21:08, 31 October 2022 (EDT)

== Pages for Kiwi Farms posts ==

Continuing off the above topic, maybe we should have CWCki pages for archiving notable CWC-related posts from Kiwi Farms members for use as CWCki references, in a similar way as the social media pages archiving Chris's Facebook and Twitter and the Discord pages archiving his chats. For example, make [[Kiwi Farms posts (LegendaryChristorian)]], [[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)]], etc. This would also help with keeping track of chronological order of posts. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:48, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

: We could do that, but there are other pages such as [[CWCki Forums]] and [[GameFAQs]] that include Chris's posts without needing a separate page, probably because there aren't as many GameFAQs posts from Chris as there are tweets from Chris.

:Maybe we could create/revise a heading within the [[Kiwi Farms]] page that archives important posts from Kiwi Farms in addition to LegendaryChristorian. We could also include a sentence in the lead section that list notable individuals that have made posts on Kiwi Farms; ex. "In addition to Chris and Null, other Christorical figures that have made posts to Kiwi Farms include [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Man In The Pickle Suit]], [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]], etc".[[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 11:42, 5 November 2022 (EDT)

::I'm not sure how large the page would become if posts from several people are archived onto it. If it gets too big later and necessitates a split it would require rewriting references that point to [[Kiwi Farms]] page to any split-off pages. So I think it would be better to split the posts by user at the start. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:29, 6 November 2022 (EDT)

::: I guess it would depend on how many posts would be included on the page. LegendaryChristorian only has two. Null has many, but I'm not sure how to discern which posts would need to be archived for users other than Chris. I do see your point though and it probably is better to create new pages, especially for those that could have long pages. [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 08:35, 6 November 2022 (EST)

:My thought is the post archiving would be for use as in-article citations. Like, the Null article has a quote from Null and it's cited with a KF / Archive.today link. Instead the citation could point to [[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Sad about Chris's roleplaying]] which has the text from Null's post along with the KF / Archive link. I think this would give another option for archiving in addition to Archive.today. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:53, 6 November 2022 (EST)

::I created a page for [[Kiwi Farms posts (LegendaryChristorian)]]. If there's any feedback that could improve the article let me know. [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 12:19, 6 November 2022 (EST)

== Generation IX Pokémon ==

Hey CWCki editors, {{w|Pokémon Scarlet and Violet}} just came out on 18 November 2022, and that will bring up the total number of Pokémon to about 1,008. This means that the Pokémon numbers for Chris's own Pokémon will clash with the new actual Pokémon. I recommend keeping and eye out for Pokémon with specific numbers such as #979 (Rosechu) and #982 (Sonichu), and update to reflect reality accordingly. For the latter, it is speculated to be Dudunsparce, but Bulbapedia has not confirmed it. Take care for the holidays and 2023. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:56, 18 December 2022 (EST)

==Template for resized high quality photos==
Thinking about slapping together a template for use in files, to note when high quality photos are resized down significantly from original source, since the CWCki can't host high-quality images due to file size limits. Thinking of adapting something like [[:Template:Needs Updating]] for this, and using a site like Imgur to host the original photos then putting the URLs into the template. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:14, 19 April 2023 (EDT)

== Solution needed for archival of content currently hosted only at Kiwi Farms ==

There are several files which are too large to upload to CWCki that are used as references in some articles. For example, Discord chatlog files / large screenshots of Discord chats were posted on Kiwi Farms and linked here. Recently, Kiwi Farms has been deplatformed off the clearnet, though is currently still up on TOR. However this means that all such references which linked to "Kiwifarms.net" are broken and cannot easily be used as references. So ideally we should archive the chatlogs / screenshots elsewhere. Any ideas? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:09, 15 June 2023 (EDT)
:https://img.nanaimg.net/ is run by the same webhost as new.onaforums.net who follow a lolcow, and got kicked off most file / image hosting sites. they take down nothing unless cp. <3 [[User:VoDKa|VoDKa]] ([[User talk:VoDKa|talk]])
::Is there some sort of redirect issue at that website? Seemed to redirect to an entry there instead of the main page. Does that website accept things like html files? I was thinking maybe Imgur could work for hosting images like large Discord screenshots. Or maybe the images could be split into chunks for uploading directly to CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:47, 24 June 2023 (EDT)
:::apologies. didn't see this until now. no kind of redirect issue, if you go to the site directly then it directs you to a freakout of the aformentioned lolcow. it should be fixed now. https://nanaimg.net/img/b6b61cbb89dd88aab35b658cc09bad3d.jpeg here's a raw link to an image, as you can see, works fine. they accept gifs and images, but not videos. imgur is fine, but they've been getting pretty anal about removing anti-trans, 18+ and controversial stuff lately. [[User:VoDKa|VoDKa]] ([[User talk:VoDKa|talk]])

OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2023-06-24T11:39:02Z

VoDKa: update

[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell '''artwork that he has created during his jail stay and mailed to them'''. The art is drawn with black and blue ballpoint pens, black being used for the outlines and blue to illuminate select details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The earliest pictures are undated but appear to have been drawn and sent out prior to Chris's transfer to [[Western State Hospital]] in [[February 2022]]. Following Chris's return to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] in [[May 2022]], he continued to draw art for public consumption, with [[June 2022|June]] and [[August 2022|August]] being especially productive months. He continued to send out jail art even after his case was sealed in August 2022, indicating that he was not completely cut off from the outside world, although many of his later drawings did not surface on the internet until months after the dates on which they were drawn. As of [[June 2023]], no jail art dated later than 26 [[November 2022]] has emerged.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on Etsy are represented in maroon.

=="Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald", undated==

<center>[[File:JailArt1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}

[[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

=="The Universe's Core", undated==

<center>[[File:JailArt2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

=="Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.", undated==

<center>[[File:JailArt3.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

=="Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls", undated==

<center>[[File:JailArt4.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

=="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming", undated==

<center>[[File:JailArt5.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

=="You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It", dated 05/06/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt6.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

=="Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away", dated 05/06/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

=="Wild and Punchy in Flight", dated 05/06/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt8.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

[[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}

=="Flashzap", dated 11/24/2021==

<center>[[File:JailArt9.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"

==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt10.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}
Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"
==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

<center>[[File:JailArt11.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}
Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.
==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

<center>[[File:JailArt12.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

<center>[[File:JailArt13.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}
In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

=="Val Sonichu's Coffee Break", dated 06/19/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt14.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}
[[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.

=="An Atlantic Dip" , dated 06/24/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}
Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."

=="Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}

=="An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021", dated 06/05/2022==
{{main|An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021}}

=="Prideful Interview With God", dated 06/19/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}
Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."

=="Sun of Righteousness", dated 06/29/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}
The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"

=="A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu" , dated 06/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop, undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

=="Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

=="Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu", dated 06/29/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

=="COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022==

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COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

'''COME_ADORE'''
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

=="The Ethereal Rosechu", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}

=="As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest", dated 08/22/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}

=="Is This A GameStop Ad?", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}

=="Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald", dated 08/23/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}

=="Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}

=="Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}

=="Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}

=="Calming a Wave in Texas", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}

=="The Fall of Not Babylon", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}

=="A Coffee Jelly Break", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}

=="With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}

=="Punchy and Speedy", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}

==READ DESCRIPTION: "A Free Gift for Gibi", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a free gift for YouTuber [[Gibi]], as requested by Chris Chan. In appreciation for the videos he makes about Chris, Chris stated that this is to be mailed out to Gibi. We are not aware of a valid address, and have no way to contact Gibi. So, this piece is priced with the intention that no one else buys it.

If Gibi sees this and would like the piece, we ask that he send us a message on this page or our email at llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com. We would love to get this over to you!

Here is a short description provided by Christine:

"This one is just a free gift you can mail to GiBi with my compliments where I drew him with Nendo's hairstyle and balls chin and wanting to get some ramen."}}

=="Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}

=="A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem", dated 08/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}

=="Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic [[Dreams]] over the years in my sleep, [[Chris and reality|as well as ALL around me while I am awake]]. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that [[Messiah complex|I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes]]? [[Meditation|Meditate]] on that!"}}

=="Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}

=="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."}}

=="Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}

=="Ultimate Miracle", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."}}

=="The Council of Chris Chans ", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Council of Chris Chans: A lovely discussion between three of the Chris(t) Chans out of the council of Chris Chans with their partner/friend with them over warm tea. Featuring Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu of timeline 4D in the center, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Sonicha Sonichu of Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe on the left, and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu from the Central Universe of Timeline 38961H on the right.}}

=="Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu: A portray of my literal first encounter with my Shattered Glass Universe self-counterpart. Laying it down for you ALL: That Christ Chan is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth of that alt universe. In one summary, S.G. Christ Chan Sonichu makes our Universe's Antichrist look like a Mormon in comparison. Aside from that, his human form is permanently disabled, so he's stuck in his Sonichu form. And I have Energy Bended him from being able to bend energy or minds, disabled his ability to manifest portals, and disabled his God Form personally. He and his group are ones we Never Want in our Universe, Period. As if S.G. Optimus Prime and Negaduck were not bad enough from there.}}

=="Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple", dated 08/30/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}

=="Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?", dated 08/30/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}

=="Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu", dated 08/31/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}

=="Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog", dated 08/31/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}

=="The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool", dated 09/13/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool: "Ah, the fall of an Evil "Legend" as Kiwi fell hard by the powers of Good and Light power. I, Sonichu, Rosey, Magi-Chan and Cryzel took a teleport down to Florida to pay last respects to the Left Behind Haters and Fakers who were also doxxed. Divine Retribution on them all. The Graffiti on the sign had already been spray painted on long before our visit, it says "SO LONG A$H LOSER$."}}

=="When Bubbles and Blake First Met", dated 09/15/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

When Bubbles and Blake First Met: "Clear and simple the two literally bumped into each other without a proper introduction on 06142004 at the Cwcville Mall. Blake was seriously awed by her Aura and both inner and outer beauty. Bubbles was buying craft tools for her seashell crafts, as well as some more of her favorite teas."}}

=="My C-197 Self-Counterpart's Past Self and I", dated 09/19/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

My C-197 Self Counterpart's Past Self and I: "After being flung from October 2006 to October 2022, AND from C-197 Earth half to 1218 Earth half, Christian and I talk of the events and updates. This bit of dialogue speaks for itself."}}

=="Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache", dated 10/20/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache: "On 12222004, Naitsirhc saw an attempt to collect a fresh sample of Sonichu Prime's fur while he was talking to Chris, Allison and Rosey at Cwcville Mall's food court. Naitsirhc had a small pair of scissors to trim the hairs from his tail, but he did not anticipate being paralyzed by Sonichu's static. Naitsirhc was in disguise with a black jacket, black wig, moustache, and glasses. In the moment seeing him on the ground, and just desserts for Naitsirhc, Sonichu placed the moustache on his eyebrows, he put on the wig, she put on the glasses, and they posed for a silly instant print polaroid photo. Naitsirhc was teleported back to his hotel room by Magi-Chan and given a Full Heal to clear the paralysis."}}

=="A Sole Swap", dated 11/05/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

A Sole Swap: "During their stay in Cwcville at Tails' workshop in Cwcville in the early 2000s, and after hearing of the heavy duty properties of the Shoes (and Socks) of Sonichus and Rosechus (it is featured in the PokēDex entries) Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonichu Prime swapped shoes for a day. The shoes of Sonichus and Rosechus are seriously fireproof, will not burn when on hot lava or magma. There's also a company who recycles the discarded, lost, or old footwear of the species for the BEST Heavy Duty Footwear and Running Shoes (Cruelty Free): Zapp Shoes, inc. "Run with a Spark. If it's not a running shoe, it's not Zapp."}}

=="Alpha Omega", dated 11/12/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

Alpha Omega: "Simply put, it's me and a bunch about my life/lives on an RCA video disc from the 1980s. If you wanted to watch this, you'd have to fork over an amount of money or go back in time for a working RCA selectavision video disc player. This was the vinyl record predecessor of the DVD."}}

=="Welcome to the Akashic Records", dated 11/12/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

Welcome to the Akashic Records: "Essentially, I'm taking another visit to the infinite library of the Akashic Records for the new information to download into my Brain from there next."}}

=="Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.

Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared): "Exactly what it looks like: I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. Pinkie Pie frequents the Akashic Records. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."}}

=="Soup Store Double Feature", dated 11/13/2022==

<center>[[File:JailArt11-13-22SoupStorePart1.jpg|200px]]</center> 
<center>[[File:JailArt11-13-22SoupStorePart2.jpg|200px]]</center> 
{{quoteboxmaroon|These drawings were done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. They are sold as a pair, and act as a comic strip. Christine has been really into the "Soup Store" bit lately. Descriptions for each half are provided via letter.

Picture One, top drawing -

I'm At Soup: "I like some good memes, they're fun. But I like the Soup Store Meme among them. Has anyone wondered what types of clothes are sold at the Soup Store? Well, Rosey Rosechu Prime knows, and she'll find them. They also sell Dish Towels, Bowls, Pots, Tea Pots, and even some Teas. Can you argue with us on that? Nope. Also, an Easter Egg: Andy Warhol's favorite soup Campbell's Mock Turtle Soup. Seriously, Campbell's should bring back Mock Turtle Soup, because it sounds and feels yummy. "

Picture One, bottom drawing -

I Found the Clothes at the Soup Store: "I told you she'd find them, they were in the back of the Soup Store. The store flyer did not lie."}}
"Soup Store" is an [[anime]] meme from 2015: [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-at-soup-soup-store KYM]

=="The Schulz Collection: Simple Wisdom for All Ages in the Rainbow", dated 11/26/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of [[Peanuts]] cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special [[Christmas]] illustrations.

These have been mailed in from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

Simple Wisdom for All Ages in the Rainbow: "[[Sonichu Prime]], [[Rosey Rosechu Prime]], and I share insights from developing with Experience and Spirituality with the Peanuts gang arranged from pink to white with Snoopy as Joe Cool nearby. This Insight Applies to EVERYONE Young, Teen, Adult and Old regardless."}}

=="The Schulz Collection: Christ Chan & Schulz", dated 11/26/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special Christmas illustrations.

These have been mailed in from Central Virginia Regional Jail, where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

Simple Wisdom for All Ages in the Rainbow: "Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, and I share insights from developing with Experience and Spirituality with the Peanuts gang arranged from pink to white with Snoopy as Joe Cool nearby. This Insight Applies to EVERYONE Young, Teen, Adult and Old regardless."}}

=="The Schulz Collection: Kick it to the Moon!", dated 11/26/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special Christmas illustrations.

These have been mailed in from Central Virginia Regional Jail, where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

Kick it to the Moon!: "A regular Sonichu held the football and Charlie Brown Kicks it; Lucy (the Blockhead) complains by the Kite Eating Tree."}}

=="The Schulz Collection: The Day Liquid Chris Sonichu Wished for Psychic Powers", dated 11/26/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special Christmas illustrations.

These have been mailed in from Central Virginia Regional Jail, where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

The Day Liquid Chris Sonichu Wished for Psychic Powers: "On September 12, 2005, after Giovanni "promoted" Liquid Chris from spy to Field Agent on 08052005, and ordered Liquid to remain in Sonichu form while at the base and on more missions. His training regimen had started; he only could get so far as a pure rock type (followed by the self injection of Type-adding Dark and Electric), and he REALLY wanted to outwit the psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus. On 09122005, on a free run away from the base, Liquidchu found a Chaos (S-Chu) Crystal Ball and wished for Psychic Powers and Abilities "better able than Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime himself. " He got his wish, but it back-fired, as he flew upside-down and backwards for a moment, dropped the Chaos Crystal Ball (Wild Sonichu picked it up and gave it to Cwcville's psychic squadron), flew backwards back to base landing with a crash on his butt by the front door. Naitsirhc and Blake greeted him, Liquidchu entered the room while pompously talking, suddenly levitated, flipped upside down, and he was standing on the ceiling as he talked on with lack of visual observation of his surroundings (his eyes were closed). As he walked back to his room, a couple of Grunts and GiBi the Scientist (No relationship to self-counterpart YouTuber GiBi) we're walking by and one grunt called him Woodstock."}}

=="The Schulz Collection: I'd Worhol It", dated 11/26/2022==

<center>[[File:SchulzCollection5.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special Christmas illustrations.

These have been mailed in from Central Virginia Regional Jail, where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

I'd Worhol It: "Note: Sonichu and Rosechu shoes and socks are Heavy Duty and Fireproof, literally. Sometimes a regular Sonichu or Rosechu may lose or just go without their (natural) shoes and socks by choice. Zapp Shoes collected the shoes and socks and refurbished, restored, or modded them to be sold as Heavy Duty, Really long lasting shoes, boots, or socks. Collected cruelty free, and buying old shoes from others who collect them, Trainers of Sonichus/Rosechus who may wish to sell, or from independent Sonichus/Rosechus. They founded their first store/factory in Florida in 2005. Anyway, the various shoes and socks bring a recreation from a Peanuts special referencing Andy Worhol, with a male regular Rosechu nearby looking for a pair to replace a pair he recently has lost."}}

==Reviews==
Some buyers made comments about the received drawings, in particular that the drawings were on the [[Jail Art (reverse side)|reverse side of Chris's CVRJ paperwork]]. One noted the strong smell of hospital cleaner.

On 24 October 2022, Reddit user verbeeg commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|Own one that seems to have been made during their medical hold. The paper has an overwhelming smell of hospital cleaner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itm9ic1/</ref>}}

He later elaborated:

{{quoteboxgreen|Looks like ball point pen on 8"x11" computer paper. Back of it has information from the holding facility. Loc: Medical CVRJ, dated 8/29. Cannot tell if this is jail info on the outgoing mail or Chris just drew on the other side of official paperwork.

Edit: Took it out of the frame and looked it over a bit more. Definitely a "bill" for something at the medical facility, not stating exactly what. Has, what I assume is, a worker's name on it that isn't Chris so I'm not going to doxx that poor soul and take a picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itni89i</ref>}}

Reddit user TRAYVON replied to the comment chain:

{{quoteboxred|Glad I saw this comment. I didn't think to check the back of mine so I took it out of the frame. It's just like you described yours being, from the medical wing with Chris' name & the names of some workers. It also has his jail bank account number & how much money is in it. He had the paper for a couple of days before using it for drawing<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itoj8wr/</ref>}}

On 4 April 2023, verbeeg posted an image of his aforementioned received letter, with the name of the CVRJ worker censored. He wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh, hi.

[''posts an Imgur link of [[:File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg]]'']

You can kind of see the ink on the opposite side and can compare to the drawing sold on etsy (title is written on here). Main note I posted before is this page stank like hospital disinfectant. It was overwhelming and I had to open all the windows in my house. Between that and the weird randomness of the paperwork it is hard to believe that Praetor drew it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12aoqaa/comment/jewjlny</ref>}}

{{References}}
{{articleofthenow}}
{{PraetorSaga}}
{{JailLetter}}

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2023-06-22T15:23:13Z

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Sonic the Hedgehog (film)

2023-06-21T16:37:15Z

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''For the character which the movie is based on, see [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].''

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote| If these Movie People REALLY want to sell me and EVERYONE, In General: Get Sonic’s Shoes and Arm Colour Right, Get Mike Pollock to play Robotnik, and HONOR the Past Source Materials in the Story of this “Movie”.|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1074510066286497793</ref>}}

[[File:Sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-design-2019.jpg|300px|thumb|right|[[Sonic Boom Protests|The horror returns.]]]]
[[File:NewMovieSonic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Much better!]]
'''''Sonic the Hedgehog''''' is the name of the live-action movie adaptation of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' video game series, originally set to be released on 8 [[November 2019]] before being delayed to 14 [[February 2020]]. The film is notorious for the backlash to Sonic's character design, and unlike [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] unsuccessful [[Sonic Boom Protests|''Sonic Boom'' Protests]], Sega actually complied with fan demand to change Sonic's design after the initial design was collectively mocked by the internet for being unintentionally creepy.

==Previews==

Leaks for the then-upcoming movie revealed several drastic changes from the source material. Responding to news on the film in [[June 2018]], Chris used his [[Chris and reality#Sister dimensions|psychic powers]] to confer with Sonic to learn that Sonic disliked the movie, also alluding to his undying hatred of seeing Sonic with blue arms, [[26 December 2014|something that put him in hot water back in 2014]].

{{quotebox|Even Sonic, himself, states that this movie does no good justice for him at all. It’s the “Sonic Boom” video game all over again, but in Movie Form, and no blue arms. My two cents, I would Protest to make the movie BETTER and have the people take a Lot more time on it. ⚡️⚡️<ref name="Jim">[[June 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

Sonic did not inform Chris that the movie designers had given him blue arms. When Chris found out from a March 2019 leak, he was displeased, showing that his 2014 viewpoint was anything but changed:

{{quotebox|I agree; and I had already stated the need for improvement/change: SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4400343</ref>}}

[[File:JimCarreyasEggmanleak.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Robotnik's head is not friggin' haired! Change it back [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|now NOW NOW!]]]]

Chris's animosity with the movie's character designs even extended to Jim Carrey's casting as [[Doctor Robotnik]].

{{quotebox|BOO!!! Carrey does not have the chops to get Eggman’s Voice as Awesome as it has been with Mike. Let Mike Voice Eggman in this movie!<ref name=Jim></ref>}}

When the design of Robotnik was revealed, Chris raged:

{{quotebox|Simply put: NO, @SonicMovie, NO! NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO... HELL F***ING "N", "O".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1029#post-4640551</ref>}}

The first trailer was released on 30 April 2019. Days later, Chris attempted to reach out to the movie's staff via Twitter (not realizing they cannot see his tweets as his account was in protected mode at the time):

{{quotebox|@SonicMovie, Listen to this dude on WatchMojo; he agrees with me and everyone else about this movie. Delay it a few months and Redo the whole thing.<ref name="may-posts">[[May 2019 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC opinion on Sonic movie redesign.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris's opinion of the Sonic redesign.]]

Chris was not alone in his displeasure with Sonic’s design, as the trailer received widespread backlash for his creepy design. Jeff Fowler, the film's director, claimed they would redesign him again before its release.

{{quoteboxred|Thank you for the support. And the criticism. The message is loud and clear... you aren't happy with the design & you want changes. It's going to happen. Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be... #sonicmovie #gottafixfast 🔧✌️ }}

A relieved Chris (attempted to) thank him:

{{quotebox|Thank You for listening. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<ref name="may-posts"/>}}

[[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|Chris wore this to the movies alone on Valentine's Day.]]

It's worth mentioning the first trailer prominently uses the song "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]" by Coolio, though this is most likely a coincidence. As a side note, the main trailer for ''Pokémon Detective Pikachu'' uses the song "[[CWC Holding Out for a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]]" by Bonnie Tyler, also probably coincidental.

In January 2020, Chris responded to a leak of Sonic's redesign:

{{Quotebox|I am Grooving on this Speedy Track of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|@SonicMovie]]. ⚡️ZapMeUp!⚡️}}

Chris rated the redesign it 9 out of 10 – possibly docking a point for the inclusion of blue arms.

==Release==

General criticism of movies based on video game franchises are not uncommon, with very few exceptions such as ''[[Pokémon]]: Detective Pikachu''.<ref>[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu Rotten Tomatoes] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190505061721/https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu archived version])</ref> According to the BBC in 2001, the genre has a poor record at the box office,<ref>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1735662.stm</ref> and [[wikipedia:Uwe Boll|Uwe Boll]]’s attempts only worsened the notoriety of the genre. Quite simply put, many movies based on video game franchises do not perform well because it lacks the interactivity and non-linearity that makes video game franchises like Sonic successful.<ref>[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideoGameMoviesSuck TV Tropes - Video Game Movies Suck]</ref>

Nonetheless, ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' managed to overperform its opening weekend projections, was met with a moderately positive reception from critics and received praise from fans of the video games, and though it was hampered by [[COVID-19]] leading to shutdowns of movie theater chains worldwide, it managed to be a hit and become the third highest-grossing film of 2020 <ref>[https://www.the-numbers.com/market/2020/top-grossing-movies Annual Movie Chart - 2020]</ref> (in no small part due to blockbusters being unable to play in a large capacity with a public concerned about contracting the virus). A sequel, which featured a more video-game-accurate design for Doctor Robotnik (seen at the very end of the first film), Tails, and Knuckles was released on 8 [[April 2022]]. Chris ultimately had [[Affair With Mother|other plans]] though...

Chris liked the movie, writing on Twitter...
{{quotebox|The Movie is Really Good; Much better than one would perceive it. The character development, story and other details are worth the watch and enjoyment. You all #GottaGoFast to see the Sonic Movie This Weekend!. Only two flaws: they kept the “Child in the bag” not-joke (cringe for less than a minute), and they left out the “9 Million Steps” line. Other than that, Simply Delightful and Awesome.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

==Fan Videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer But Gangsta's Paradise Is Replaced With Trollsta's Paradise
| ytid = fgUbaxJ7-QY
| stardate = 30 [[April 2019]]
| maker = I'm Problematic Very Problematic
| subject =
| type =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Movie (2019) Trailer [High Quality Full HD]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8CnpZ2K3jbg}}
| stardate = 11 [[May 2019]]
| maker = VvvvvaVvvvvvr
| subject =
| type = Trailer [[parody]]
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu The Hedgemon (2019) - Sonic trailer, but it was made using MS Paint and Sony Vegas.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XIwxHbQfXtI}}
| stardate = 20 [[September 2019]]
| maker = Artisan A.I.
| subject =
| type = Trailer [[parody]]; uses [[Wikipedia:Vegas Pro|Sony Vegas]]
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Movie: Uh, Meow?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|A9L5J93Lt_M}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2019]]
| maker =Otis Le PoOtis
| subject =
| type = Uh, meow?
}}

== References ==
[[File:Sonichumovieposter.png|thumb|Coming never to a theater near you.]]
<references/>

Vanessa Hudgens

2023-05-25T16:48:13Z

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{{Troll|She and [[Lori Lopez]] were played by [[Joshua Martinez]].}}

{{Quote|I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an [[Honest Content|honest]], very close [[gal pal|Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.|[[Chris]], delusional and [[naïve]] as ever<ref>[[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan talk]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Vanessa Hudgens
| image = [[Image:Vanessathumb.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Vanessa Hudgens
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = 14 December 1988 (age {{age|1988|14|12}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White, [[Punchy|Asian]]
|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = Actress Singer
}}

'''Vanessa Hudgens''' is an American actress and singer best known for her work in ''[[Wikipedia:High School Musical|High School Musical]]'' and for taking [[nudes|nude]] pictures of herself. She was incredibly popular among both 9-year-old girls and autistic manchildren prior to her popularity completely fizzling out due to the scandal over leaked nudes.

[[Joshua Martinez]] used her identity to troll Chris in [[April 2009|April]] and [[May 2009]]. Chris, being the [[Chris and his Ego|humble]] guy that he is, found it absolutely reasonable that a highly attractive and popular movie star was sexually interested in a [[Obesity|fat]] manchild like him.

Since "Vanessa" told Chris she had written her own [[Wikipedia]] biography, Chris felt that he had a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|righteous claim]] to do so as well. On 5 [[June 2009]], after failing at his attempt to write his own [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia biography]], Chris tried to get a section on his supposed relationship with Vanessa Hudgens added to her Wikipedia page. Using the now-banned username of Sonichusays[[Barack Obama|yeswecan]], Chris stated that "Vanessa and I are very close friends, and we have been working together much as of late. I think that this should be mentioned in the article."<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Vanessa_Hudgens&diff=prev&oldid=294482098 Vanessa Hudgens Talk Page Edit]</ref> His request was ignored.

The Vanessa saga showcases Chris as his most naïve, with much real-life trolling by Joshua. As [[Ivy]] put it:<ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Even after all the tears, Chris began letting slip about his planned meetings with Vanessa around town. They decided to meetup at long last. Josh got Chris to go to the [[Wikipedia:James Madison University|JMU]] campus with a sign and every time Chris would think he saw her, she would disappear. Chris stressed how didn't want to use that [[sign]] so he decided on wearing a hat, too. I thought Vanessa and I could be friends but josh had other intentions. He wanted to exploit Chris for money and would do this by going through Vanessa.
Josh claimed to have very strong ties to the FBI and threatened to hack into Chris’ [[ps3]]. Josh wanted to monitor Chris 24/7 as punishment for not meeting up with Vanessa not giving her the "presents” she had requested.
[...]
At TGI Fridays, Josh got Chris to pay for his meals. He kept telling Chris that they would go meet Vanessa. Every time Vanessa failed to show and Josh would enjoy the meal on Chris' dime, obviously.
Once, the proposed meeting place was at JMU. Chris went there with a sign looking for Vanessa, but only found campus police. While there, Chris donned a hat and tried to keep a low profile.}}

In [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] (12 [[August 2009]]), he admitted that he had finally realized that he had not really been talking to Vanessa Hudgens. He added that "Vanessa" had always used Joshua's screenname when talking to him.

On 20 [[July 2013]], Chris wrote a review on his Facebook page about a movie Hudgens starred in, ''Spring Breakers''.
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==The beginnings==
Chris got in contact with his old friend [[Joshua Martinez]] from [[James Madison University]] to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] for smearing him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in order to get a part in a movie and make connections with celebrities. After a single email, Josh began to imitate Vanessa very poorly with disquieting success.

===Email to Joshua===
On 5 April 2009, Chris emailed Joshua to apologize for his reprehensible behavior in unnecessary detail , for the sole purpose of [[Chris and remorse|obtaining personal benefit]].

{{quotebox|Firstly, Joshua, I wish to come clean. *[[stress sigh|sigh]]* The day I was kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church|that church]], my [[Bob Chandler|father]] accused you for putting up the nudie woman pics on my [[facebook]] (I personally did not want to take the blame for that, especially since I was amidst trollings back then as well, and I was trying to clean up my online image), so I went with it and let my father think what he thought. I had fretted that you may have been wrongfully kicked out of your church, and I am soo sorry about that. And in my early days of protest against the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage I was also trying to get rid of then and now for about two years, I wanted the trolls to leave me alone, and I sold you out, Joshua; I posted a one-paragraph description about you and how famous you were, being in the movies, knowing the famous celebreties and all on that page. While the original paragraph is currently removed from the page, they still mock me with this, and I quote, ''An old classmate of Chris did some epic trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school (Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together), recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became extremely jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Note that Chris only values Joshua's friendship because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him he might end up laid. Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will fuck with him. The chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of Vanessa Hudgens. CLICK HERE for Chris-chan unwittingly fapping to Joshua.'' I am even more sorry about that, because I sold you out like that. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would deeply appreciate it. I was runnin' and hidin' from you because of A) the guilt I felt from those past actions, B) I felt afraid of what you might to do me in response to that, and C) My father advised me against talking to you, due to the past accusation. I will confess the church fiasco to him tonight. And if you still want to put me in that movie, I will discuss the details of a meeting between you, me and Vanessa over the phone later. The trolls are watching my e-mails, so I am unable to divulge any specific details, as the trolls can and will find me there and haunt me; they are truly devious and malicous; they would even probably find a way around any security measures. Peace, and TTYL,Christian.}}

After this email, Joshua would begin to imitate Vanessa Hudgens over a series of conversations, using his own screen name for all except one.

[[File:ChriswVanessa.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVED.]]

==Vanessa AIM Chats==
These chats were procured by [[CWCki]]pedian [[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]], as Josh had no problem in handing over chatlogs to whoever asked.

===Chat 1===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 1}}

On 6 April 2009, Vanessa Hudgens borrows Joshua's AIM to talk with Chris. In this chat, Chris tried to get Vanessa to give him a part in a movie. Toward that end, she talks him into doing [[A CWC Audition]]. In this chat, Chris talks about [[God and Jesus]] telling him that [[Ivy]] is his true [[sweetheart]], and appears to believe that the priority in having a sweetheart is to fix his [[biological clock]], which has since [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|broken]].

===Chat 2===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 2}}

Took place on 14 April 2009. Vanessa wastes little time in trying to seduce Chris. Chris remains faithful to Ivy for a few minutes before delving into disgusting cyber-[[hanky-panky]], showcasing some disturbing sexual habits, including playing the female role, barking like a dog and [[Family Guy|shouting "SHAZAM!" during intercourse]].

===Chat 3===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 3}}

Took place on 16 April 2009. Chris essentially denies that the previous chat ever happened and manages to resist Vanessa's ham-handed attempts at seducing him. He claims not to remember who [[Blanca]] was, and admits that he would take a dildo up his ass for his [[Ivy|true love]].

===Chat 4===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 4}}

Took place on 19 April 2009. Chris continues to retcon reality and establish that he loves Vanessa only as a [[gal-pal]]. He spends the rest of the chat trying to arrange a meeting with her.

===Chat 5===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 5}}

Took place on 20 April 2009. Chris and Vanessa continue to arrange their meeting, with Vanessa offering her ideas of what Chris should wear. Her intention seems to be to make him look like a moron.

===Chat 6===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 6}}

Took place on 21 April 2009. Chris talks about his past [[Chris and the Law|indiscretions]], discusses Ivy's influence on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', and describes his martial prowess.

===Chat 7===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 7}}

Took place on 22 April 2009. Chris and Vanessa talk more about what he would do for Ivy. Their discussion mostly centers around the things he would shove up his rectum for her.

===Chat 8===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 8}}

Took place on 27 April 2009. Chris actually believes that Vanessa came to meet him and talks about having to evade [[Snorlax]] to come and see her. He briefly talks about getting [[Clyde Cash]] locked up.

===Chat 9===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 9}}

Took place on 30 April 2009. Joshua finally gets around to creating a separate screen name for Vanessa. Chris accepts that he might fuck two [[homos|gay guys]] with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible [[autism|failure]] of facial and body recognition.

==The end==
Eventually, [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] found out that Josh had used the Vanessa persona to con Chris into buying an overpriced [[PSP]] from him. Bob and Barb went to the [[Jerkops|police]] with the intent of capturing Josh. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker]] intervened and asked the police to investigate the trolls. Because of this, Ivy broke her ties with Chris. Additionally, Bob and Barb also found out that Chris had been stealing money from Barb. Because of this, Bob decided to take matters into his own hands and sue Josh in a small claims court. What happened afterwards is not known, however, it is clear that once Josh was found out, he went quiet, and has not interacted with Chris since.<ref name="Ivy" />

==See also==
* [[Lori Lopez]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* {{w|Vanessa Hudgens|Wikipedia article on Vanessa Hudgens}}
{{VanessaSaga}}
{{Love quest}}

{{succession|label=Vanessa Saga|prevlink=N/A|nextlink=[[Vanessa AIM Chat 1]]|}}

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[[Category: Vanessa Saga]]

Chris and work

2023-05-25T16:46:37Z

VoDKa: /* External Factors */ he's out

{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]

Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>

==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==

===External Factors===

Several external factors may account for Chris's inability to find employment. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Also, Chris being a forty year old male with a criminal record, who also spent time in jail for (alleged) incest with his own mother, has probably dwindled his chances of employment (like he would ever look for a job in the first place). If he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess, thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went). Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore, or begged for donations online. This is not a substantial income, and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims it's for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.

====Criminal Record====

Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has Chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law|"run-ins"]] with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.

====Parental Influence====

Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====

While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some [[List of places that have banned Chris|bad experiences]] with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.

Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].

====Financial Enablers====
{{Main|Enablers}}
In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account. This first became an issue in early 2014, when their [[14 Branchland Court|current home]] caught on fire and his family had to move into a [[Rental House|rental home]] temporarily while it was being rennovated. In response to this, followers of Chris began to send him monetary donations as well as care packages. This quickly became something Chris dependend on, and began regularly begging for donations for years to come, making this form of enabling commonplace. He would often beg for money to support his family, and then conveniently have new toys visible in his room. However, this stream of income never ceased.

===Internal factors===

====Autism====

Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

====Lack of Marketable Skills====
As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.

====General Laziness====
Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking "frequent breaks" and not taking care of his uniform<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4]]</ref>.

When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had "inspiration", arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.

Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.

==Past Stance on Employment==

In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired.

The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.

==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==

===Wendy's===
{{Main|Wendy's}}

The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that "serves the customers with kind, understanding help", accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.

===Cutco Cutlery===
{{Main|Cutco}}

The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss "left at summer's end". Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a "Natural Salesperson". After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.

===Other Employers===

Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.

==Current Stance on Employment==

{{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris [[Chris and reality|claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension]]}}

Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself have completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it.

===Job as a Goddess===
Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"]]</ref><ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272</ref> As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.

=== Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===
Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

==Chores==
{{Dated}}
{{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the "heavy burdens" in his life}}

Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris, during his time on 14 Branchland Ct, was also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.

===Chris loves chores===
[[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|"That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!"]]
[[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]

Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the "hard work" he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the "chores" he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the "hot, hot sun" to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.

Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to "get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk".<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]</ref> He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!<ref>[[A Sonichu Day]]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work.

Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a "house husband", doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in</ref>

===Chris hates chores===
[[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]

Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a "hefty chore" wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a "pack rat", even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he "doesn't know what to do" with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.

Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his "[[tugboat]]" for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being "[[Honest Content|honest]]", but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will "be sure to pay the remaining differences next month"!

{{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}

In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Chris and stress]]
*[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

==References==
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2023-05-25T16:45:22Z

VoDKa: he's out of prison

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User talk:Hurtful Truth Level

2023-05-25T16:33:45Z

VoDKa: /* any help? */ new section

==Editing your Video Request page==

Do you have trouble editing the video request page you created? I tried to include two additions from Chris's uploads, "Machine Romans" and "Singing 'All of the Lights'", but when I save, the page refreshes to an empty website. I don't seem to have this issue with any other page. Is just me or you as well?--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:56, 8 August 2016 (UTC)

Yeah. I can't edit it, either. It's happened with several other pages, too. I asked Marvin about it once, and he said it's a 500 error, something to do with a conflict between the version of Mediawiki used here and the captcha.

If it happens to you again, you can hit backspace and copy the text from the editing window to your computer, so you don't lose your edits.

Should we ask Marvin to fix it, or create a new Video Request page for August? The original page might get crowded after awhile. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 9 August 2016 (UTC)

*Yeah, I'm thinking a month by month basis would be the best option. Chris isn't likely to stop these requests since it's free money—there may be over a hundred of these videos by this time next year.

**If there's no indication that the problem will resolve itself, I strongly recommend just copying everything over into a new page.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 03:15, 9 August 2016 (UTC)

*The only problem with copying to a new page is that some articles link to the original - http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Paid_Video_Requests - it should be easy to fix the links, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:13, 9 August 2016 (UTC)

*Marvin fixed the 500 error. I've added the two newest videos. I think we should see how many videos Chris makes in August. If it's more than what he did in July, we could easily split the August stuff into another page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:22, 9 August 2016 (UTC)

== Chris and Religion ==

Your subsection on Chris's concept of God was informative but I think somewhat inaccurately conjecturable. It's obvious Chris's statement is an effect of his self-identity issue. But rather than his [[I am STRAIGHT|twisted world view]] that women are "so kind and sweet.. and caring", and that men are "rude, crude, and inconsiderate... causing wars and such", I think this is more a result of Chris's [[ego]].

Going off from the traditional assertions of the CWCki,
Chris is so egocentric, he views God as a cosmic gumball machine (Whose's ultimate nature is make him happy). He believes God has a special interest in his life and should only attend to his needs and wants alone. '''God revolves around Chris.'''

From this, I think it's more reasonable to assume that Chris's [[autism|inference]] here is a result of a need to alter his conception of God in order to better fit his narrative of "what God is". God is an instrument of Chris's will. Chris became Christine, therefore GodJesus became GoddessEmanuelle.

Since you were the first to analyze Chris's statement, I wanted your input before possibly overhauling your comment.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 04:07, 20 August 2016 (UTC)

Good ideas. It's alright with me if you want to edit the article. I think you're right that he wanted to mold God into his own image because of his ego, but it seems to me that his gender issues plays a role as well. There's a theory that he became transgender because of his binary thought pattern of hating men and praising women. Chris wanting God to be in solidarity with him could be a result of both his ego and views on gender. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:49, 20 August 2016 (UTC)

== Are you experiencing the same bug? ==

Hey Hurtful. I really appreciate how you helped me in the past. If you wouldn't mind, I was hoping I could explain a new predicament I have and if you could inform me whether you are experiencing the same bug:

I recently added a new icon to the Subject Matters: [[Template:(Handouts)|Handouts]]. I had a little difficulty modifying the size of the image, but I eventually got that resolved. At first, I had the template link this new icon to the page you created, [[Paid Video Requests]], but then I realized [[Chris and money]] would be more fitting; so I changed it.

When I'm logged in, there are no issues.

But when I'm logged out, the icon image reverts to a larger size and it links back to [[Paid Video Requests]]. Since this happens when I'm logged off, I'm worried this might be what everyone else is experiencing. Could you verify this for me?

On a curious note, I noticed that two of the pages you recently edited [[Donations Requested, Please]] and [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]] (which include the new icon), do not have this issue when I'm logged out.

I know this might seem a little confusing or trivial, but I'd really appreciate your input.

Thanks again for all your help!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:51, 15 October 2016 (UTC)

*It looks fine to me, whether I'm logged in or not - the size is right and it links to Chris and Money. Have you tried using a different browser to view the template? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:33, 16 October 2016 (UTC)

*For whatever reason, it seems to have resolved itself. Sorry for the bother!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 16:54, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

*No problem. Good to see it's working well. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:59, 17 October 2016 (UTC)

==Reply re. Timeline month lists==

Hi, I remembered how to find out who posts anonymously. I've left a reply to your comment on my own User Discussion page; let me know what you think. In the meantime, as a courtesy, I will revert my edits so that your separate lists of videos and Facebook comments appear at the top of each page. However, I want to also include all that stuff within the timeline as well, day by day, in a traditional "Events" format. Maybe other people will chime in on this issue. I hope this is a satisfactory compromise for now. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

*My mistake - I always forget to sign my name on discussion posts. No need to revert changes. I think you've made a good point about your method.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

== Chris and oration ==

Here's what I have so far for my oration article:

'''Chris and Oration'''

Whenever Chris wants to make a point regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through orating his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.

===Chris as a public speaker===

To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow.

*He can’t communicate properly

*He refuses to make a change in himself

*He lacks respect for opinions that differ from him

What makes Chris hated by many is that he will make spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments towards the people he talking about.

===Common Traits of Chris’ Speeches===

*Hate Speech

One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] [[Pmurt|feels]] are his enemies.

*Rhetorics

Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider to view the world through

*Bias and One-Sided Arguments

Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong about something, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs.

===Political Videos===

Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his views onto other people.

===Other Examples===

*Autism Tutorial

===In the comics===

At some point in the comics, many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris’ orating skills.

For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8]], Sonichu gives a speech about how [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is not only triggering Chris by giving Rosechu a [[pickle]], but how doing so somehow drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud.

===See Also===

*[[Chris and politics]]
*[[Chris and English|Speaking Problems]]
*[[Speech Impediment]]

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{Chris and}}

----

I would really like to hear your opinion on it so far, and if you think there's anything I might need to improve upon.

*I like it. Looks good so far. Maybe add a summary of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]? His "NOW, NOW, NOW!" demand is one of the funniest things he's said. I'll try to think of more examples.

* I personally think that what this wiki might need is some fact checkers, especially for new articles like mine. Are you any good at fact checking, because I'm not exactly sure if everything in my article is correct or validated, here's the link to the article ---> (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_oration)

*I'll take a look. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:00, 28 July 2017 (UTC)

==Chris and gender==

I've added more onto the Chris and gender page since I've felt that needed serious improvement, but it was orphaned for a while. I was adding pictures onto the article and adding two new sections about Chris' stance on Non-binary genders, and how his views on gender affect what happens in the comics. I also feel like the article itself should revolve more about how Chris views gender as a whole more than how sexist he is since that has been discussed in great depth in two of the Chris and... articles, Women's Rights (Chris and sexism) and Jerks (Chris and misandry). [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] 2:47, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

*Nice work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:21, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

*Thank you, but don't you kind of think that the page should have a complete make-over? To me, the page as it is is still riddled with flaws, even with the stuff I added to it. The page itself seems to focus more on how sexist Chris is, as well as the tomgirl saga, both of which already have their own articles, and go into a lot more detail into both, rather than how he views gender as a whole, sort of the same way the "Chris and race" was formatted, showing Chris' opinion on both males and females as well as going into detail on other topics such as stereotypes, Genderqueer, and Androgyny. Generally speaking, about 40% of the articles on this wiki could just as easily become Chris and... articles themselves.

** For example, the Alchohol article might as well have been called "Chris and alcohol"
** The Tobacky article might as well have been called "Chris and smoking"
** The Christmas article might as well have been called "Chris and Christmas"
** The Wikipedia article might as well have been called "Chris and Wikipedia"

And you pretty much get the point from this point forward, however, whenever people attempt to make new Chris and, articles, many of the attempts seem to be complete failures. For example, the user page, "Chris and depression", didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it was highly speculative on a condition that Chris might not even have at all, and the user page "Chris and reliability" also didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it could all just as easily be explained better in other articles like "Chris and hypocrisy" and "Chris and negotiation".

In my opinion, a Chris and... article should mainly revolve around broad topics such as:

**Major Aspects of his life (e.g. "Chris and death", "Chris and religion", etc.)
**His Personality/Psyche (e.g. "Chris and anger", "Chris and stress", etc.)
**His opinions on society (e.g. "Chris and politics", "Chris and race", etc.)
**His means of communication (e.g. "Chris and writing", "Chris and negotiation")
**His knowledge of the industry and business, which is especially relevant given the Financhu Crisis (e.g. "Chris and business", "Chris and copyright", etc.)
**His skills (e.g. "Chris and art", "Chris and music", etc.)

I'd recommend writing about a broad topic when it comes to Chris and... articles since Chris and... articles need to be of decent length, and writing these articles around a broad topic will guarantee the article is of decent length. They should also go into more detail on the basics of who Chris is. I feel like the Chris and... articles should be made as a means of introducing people who are new to the Chris-Chan bubble to what makes Chris, Chris.

Finally, despite my new Chris and... articles ("Chris and oration" and "Chris and journalism") being approved by a few Cwcki users who've looked at them, since they both seem to be important topics that haven't been discussed a whole lot about on this wiki yet, such as Chris' poorly made speeches or how people got to learn about Chris' life, they still haven't gained any approval from admins, which worries me a bit.

Therefore, I kind of feel like the Chris and gender article needs to improved.

*My opinion is that gender-related subjects are more relevant to understanding Chris than race, so there's going to be more about that in articles. Feel free to shuffle things around if you see there's too much duplicate commentary, but, on the Gender page, there should probably still be at least a summary of stuff like his views on women's rights, misandry, etc, while linking to the main articles. About your "Chris and" articles... don't worry about the admins. The only active one is Canine, and he's said he doesn't really moderate the wiki (he said this when people asked him whether Chris and politics would be a good article, and he deferred to the wiki editors to decide that). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:00, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

== Deletion ==

Two questions:

Question one: Do you think [[Chris and nostalgia]] is fixable? It's quite short. Not quite as bad as [[Chris and zealotry]].

Question two: Can I please get you to delete some stuff that's been sitting around for way too long?

#[[Inventions]] - tagged since 2013, almost no inbound links
#[[Heathchan]] - empty
#[[29 December 2014]] - empty
#[[Skurvypete]] - empty, blanked by creator
#[[Omar Woodley]] - no relevance to the wiki
#[[Court sightings]] - redundant to [[26 December 2014]]
#[[Holliday Greetings to Karen Riley]] - empty
#[[Chris Compared to other infamous Internet people]] - personal essay with no wiki relevance
#[[Pink sapphires rolex replica figurine]] - empty
#[[Key Pieces Of Baby Pink Bandage Dress]] - empty

[[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] ([[User talk:Apostrophe|talk]]) 03:59, 17 November 2017 (UTC)

*[[Minor CWC-isms]] should also be deleted, since the merge tag has been added since 2009, and overall, it's more efficient to make an index of all of the CWC-isms. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)

I think Nostalgia has some potential. Maybe it could be written like [[Chris and brand loyalty]], with sections for things he's really nostalgic about (high school, Megan, BronyCon, etc).

And sure, I'll start on the deletion list.

Has all the content from Minor CWC-isms been moved over? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:38, 17 November 2017 (UTC)

*Yes, everything has been moved, it's just that most of the content has been commented because I didn't finish making all of the entries yet. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)

*Could you delete the [[Gaybian]] page? That never needed to be an article in the first place. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19 November 2017 (UTC)

::I think a redirect would work better, since there are a lot of pages that link to Gaybian. I'll transfer the content to Homos. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)

::Merged in [[Gaybian]]. Does it look okay where it is? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

::Sorry for the late reply. To me, the gaybian page, doesn't really need an entire section in any article either, it's probably better as a brief mention, or an entry in the CWC-isms page. Speaking of the Homos page, I don't really think "Homos" really classifies as a CWC-ism, as it's already a modern slang word for homosexual people. I'm mentioning this, because when I was cleaning out the CWC-ism navigation template, I've noticed that a few of the items weren't actual CWC-isms, like "Heart Level", since Chris never called anything his "Heart Level", it's just a colloquialism trolls throw around to refer to Chris' "shattered" heart. If anything, "shattered heart" seems like the real CWC-ism. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 24 November 2017

::Could you delete the Al-Qaedas redirect page?

== Patreon ==

Do you think we should add a Patreon tracker, or, like, a list of how much people are pledging to him at the beginning of each month (when they get charged) to the Patreon page? -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 18:15, 19 November 2017 (UTC)

*The stats are on [https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu Graphtreon]. We could link to that. Manually updating a list on the CWCki might work, but would need someone entering in the number every month. Some tried with the Patreon entry in [[Chris and money#Fan Funding]] but it ended up out of date. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)

**I'll totally update it per month, I love having shit to do on a monthly basis. I'll see if I can get all the numbers from the first of each month since he started his Patreon and make a graph on the page, too. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 01:13, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

:Nice work on the Patreon list. Interesting to see his total profit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

==About Marvin==

I am a little out of the loop, but who is Marvin? I know he kind of owns the site, but what is his user name? Since you are the most knowledgeable user in this site, can you tell me? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 0:53, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

*Marvin is one of Chris's trolls. He played the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] during the Emily date. He's also been involved behind-the-scenes with trolling Chris. And yeah, he owns the CWCki - his username here is [[User:Canine|Canine]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:49, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

==An Important Question==

Who is in control of the icons? The cwcki needs icons for Jessica Quinn and additional shirts. Who can I talk to? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 22:34, 15 December 2017 (UTC)
*I think that someone just needs to make them. For example, the Financhu Crisis didn't have an icon until I made one. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:26, 15 December 2017 (UTC)

== Good work! ==

Good work on putting up the [[MAGfest]] article so quickly! (And also thank you for just generally all your work on the site.) --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:07, 7 January 2018 (UTC)

*Thank you. I was just the first to start the MAGfest page - it had other contributors, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:09, 8 January 2018 (UTC)

==Idea Guy's Identity==

Now that we know who is the Idea Guy, we should update Da Update. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:52, 22 January 2018 (UTC)

==Vandalizer present==

Goes by the name of desudesudesu. It would be nice if he was banned. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:33, 27 January 2018 (UTC)
:: If you are here please ban Bobchanman, he has been wreaking havoc for hours. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:37, 9 March 2018 (UTC)

*Yeah, he's banned. He was Ironpervhunter's alt, btw. I'll check up here a bit more in case he tries again. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:58, 9 March 2018 (UTC)

==On Da Update and other concerns==

What constitute as worthy news for Da Update? Can it be from minor updates on Chris from Kiwi Farms? Also [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:Sonichu_the_Animated_Series this message] worries me as I am the creator of the current Sonichu TAS page. Will this page be deleted and will I get banned for this? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:23, 7 March 2018 (UTC)

I would personally relax about this. Champ's been retired for a long time and his deletion of the original TAS page came out of the blue (IIRC, no one was expecting it, not even the current admins of the website). Also, I actually do support the new TAS page as I have believed that the deletion of the original page left a gaping whole in the wiki. My message was made just to make sure people know about what happened.

tl;dr: Relax.

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:57, 7 March 2018 (UTC)

*Minor updates are fine for Da Update. Nah, you won't get banned for making the Sonichu TAS page. I don't intend to delete it. Champthom could, but like Windows OS said, he's retired. The page was originally deleted because years ago, articles about fan works were cluttering the wiki, even though Chris himself hadn't reacted to them. TAS seems to be popular though, so I think we can make an exception for it, much like the Documentary had a page long before Chris talked about it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:34, 8 March 2018 (UTC)

==Issues with the Picture of the Now==
I tried to resize the Picture of the Now to 200px, however [[Template:Picture_of_the_now|this happened]]. How do I fix this? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:46, 4 April 2018 (UTC)

*That's weird. Same thing happened with the Cherokee Clan page. I resized it to 150 instead and that seemed to work. Maybe some issue with the cache or something. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:10, 4 April 2018 (UTC)

== Burnout Paradise Twitch Stream ==

Has anyone archived the Burnout Paradise twitch stream? [[User:Makuchi|Makuchi]] ([[User talk:Makuchi|talk]]) 20:19, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

:I don't believe so, no. Best we have are highlights.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:19, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

::Well that sucks. Another piece of Christory now gone. [[User:Makuchi|Makuchi]] ([[User talk:Makuchi|talk]]) 00:30, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

== Chris has a boyfriend ==
Someone in talks with Chris posted a [https://media.8ch.net/file_store/4239312ed2e37937579c2f4dcd0912e6c82194ec4ab0476e37fc433749d3ca0f.jpg screencapped convo on /cow/ regarding the blowjob thing]. Apparently one of his two sweethearts is in fact a man and Chris has given him oral sex before. I have no idea where to put this. [[User:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|DirtyCrappedMiniskirt]] ([[User talk:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|talk]]) 22:49, 26 April 2018 (UTC)

*There's a page for the new sweethearts - [[Unknown 2018 sweethearts]] - though I see someone has already added the info from that link. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:13, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

==More Idea Guys==
Since Null revealed three more Idea Guys, one of them is Stephen Boyd, I say we should add them now. However, should we rework the Idea Guy article to fit them? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 17:04, 13 July 2018 (UTC)

*My only advice is to be careful with phrasing. The media, as an example, uses words like "alleged" when discussing cases which haven't resolved in court for liability reasons. And in Null's post, he noted that it's unclear whether that person is one of the Idea Guys or not. You should ask [[User:Canine|Canine]] for his opinion, since he owns the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:16, 14 July 2018 (UTC)

== Which reversed videos to remove from the site ==

So, around yesterday, I got a bit of negative attention over the reversed videos that I was posting on the fan videos sections of various wikis, namely the ones on [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention]], [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please]], and [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW]]. Which of the other reversed video can I remove from this site (since I did remove some at some point in time)? [[User:Makuchi]] 18:18, 22 July 2018 (UTC)

*Fan videos ought to contribute something new to the CWCki. Usually they spoof Chris, draw parallels, or reflect his viewer's perception. Here is a [[DoopieDoOver#Fan Video|prime example]] of such a fan video. Simply reversing Chris's videos isn't entertaining or necessary. The creator doesn't provide any commentary on what Chris is doing, so it's entirely redundant. I would recommend removing every reversed video. The only exceptions I would make is when they provide a [[TooManyGames#Fan Videos|timeline]] or when [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Chris is speaking backwards.]] Anything short of this ought to be removed immediately.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 22:09, 23 July 2018 (UTC)

**I did try removing some of the videos months ago but several users here liked it or thought that they were notable enough that they undid the removals. I'll probably do this on a case-by-case basis. If it has less than 250 views then I'll have it removed, unless it's notable enough (i.e. the [[Magical Man Potion]] reversed video). [[User:Makuchi]] 23:16, 23 July 2018 (UTC)

== Q&A category ==

Do we have a category for Q&A articles that don't directly involve Chris? Uncategorised articles include [[Doopie Q&A]] and [[Idea Guy Q&A]].
--[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 16:37, 25 July 2018 (UTC)

*I don't believe so. Those were named after [[Ivy Q&A]], and the categories for that are for the saga itself and [[:Category:Historical Documents]]. Feel free to make a new category if you'd like. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:18, 25 July 2018 (UTC)

==Twitter blocks==

Thanks for doing the pretty formatting! it is looking really nice! --[[User:DPS2004|DPS2004]] ([[User talk:DPS2004|talk]]) 20:09, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

== Heya ==

I left a message for you on CWCki Club, hope you can read it. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:47, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

== Feedback: skip captcha for legitimate users ==

Hi there, on a serious note, the reCaptcha service is becoming annoying for legitimate contributors who have to use a VPN for one reason or another, like me.

I thought it would not hurt to ask if there can be a usergroup for skipping the captcha, or that the Autoconfirmed users group can be reconfigured to skip the captcha (the syntax being <code><nowiki>$wgGroupPermissions['autoconfirmed']['skipcaptcha'] = true;</nowiki></code>), and only contain users who have made 10 edits and have been registered for 7 days (the syntax being <code><nowiki>$wgAutoConfirmAge = 604800;</nowiki></code> and <code><nowiki>$wgAutoConfirmCount = 10;</nowiki></code>). Sorry for sounding technical, because I also run a MediaWiki-powered site.

Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:40, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

: Try asking [[User:Canine|Canine]]. He's the owner and admin of the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:11, 18 April 2019 (UTC)

== Recovering lost audio recordings ==

Hey, I figure you'd be able to help since you've been involved much longer than I have; do you know anyone who would have copies of the [[Chris Sex Logs]]? I've only been able to find one clip available online, with the all the other uploads being broken. Thanks! [[User:Thnxbb|Thnxbb]] ([[User talk:Thnxbb|talk]]) 07:07, 19 April 2019 (UTC)

:I'm not sure, I'll ask a couple people. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 20 April 2019 (UTC)

== Case screenshot names ==

Hello,

It’s me with another suggestion: I think we could rename all the court record images to follow a standard naming format, something like "2011 Game Place Case (Barbara, GC11008911-00).png" or "2014 Pepper Spray Case (GC14017724-00).png", and then categorise them all under “Court records” to make it easy for all of us to figure out the source for all the debts. I’ve already started generating the screenshots using the Firefox developer tools, 800 pixels wide with no sidebar, although I preferred to keep the header for sake of authenticity and authority.

Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:15, 7 May 2019 (UTC)

:Good idea. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:37, 8 May 2019 (UTC)
::Sorry if this is a bit long, but here is the suggested file names for the cases I have been able to locate. Unfortunately, there are a few that I cannot locate about four (?) others in the court records, [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/finding-some-old-court-records.2062/ as explained] in the CWCki Club thread:

::* 2011 Game Place Case (Barbara, CR12000095-01).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Barbara, CR12000095-02).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Barbara, GC11008911-00).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Barbara, GT11008910-00).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Chris, CR12000096-01).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Chris, GC11008942-00).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Chris, GC11008943-00).png
::* 2011 Game Place Case (Chris, GT11008941-00).png
::* 2014 Pepper Spray Case (GC14017724-00).png
::* 2016 Debt Case (GV16000107-00).png
::* 2016 Debt Case (GV16000416-00).png
::* 2016 Dog Case (GC16003018-00).png
::* 2016 Dog Case (GC16003019-00).png
::* 2017 Debt Case (GV17004097-00).png
::* 2018 Debt Case (GV18000392-00).png
::* 2018 Debt Case (GV18000451-00).png
::* 2018 Mall Trespass Case (Part 1, GC18004278-00).png
::* 2018 Mall Trespass Case (Part 2, GC18003632-00).png
::* 2019 Debt Case (GV19000149-00).png
::* 2019 Debt Case (GV19000217-00).png

::Again, sorry for the hurry, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 14:54, 8 May 2019 (UTC)

::I think it'd be good to specify the creditors/who is being sued for the debt cases (i.e., 2016 Debt Case (Barbara vs Discover Bank, GV16000107-00). As for the missing files, I guess they were purged from the records after a time. The [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011#Screenshots screenshots] show they were originally filed under Charlottesville's Civil court.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:19, 9 May 2019 (UTC)
Hello, I agree in adding the creditor to the file name to make better sense of who is the creditor, bearing in mind that I do not wish for the file name to be too long. In any case, I created [[User:Little Owl/Sandbox|a sandbox]] to refine the new file naming scheme. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 15:56, 9 May 2019 (UTC)
: I think I got the file name format in place (see my sandbox): any thoughts? I also note that some files can be merged, such as [[:File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png]] and [[:File:20170824 Mariner verdict.png]]: this is because no information is deleted as the case progresses. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 22:20, 15 May 2019 (UTC)

::Looks good. Only suggestions I have are that Barb's debt case is Capital One Bank, and case#GC18003632-00 could be named "2018 Mall Trespass Case (Therapeutic Docket record)" or something. Agree about merging files. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:25, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

== Move request ==

Can you kindly rename [[:File:SchuComicJargon.jpg|this file]] to “File:Sonichu - Jargon Page.jpg” without leaving a redirect?

Uploaded in March 2011, this is the closest to the original size, and I will be using it to replace duplicates, such as [[:File:E1p1.jpg|this file]].

I think we are going to need to develop a file name and category structure for the Sonichu pages, given that some stories were “reprinted”.

Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:26, 24 May 2019 (UTC)

== Better scans of Issues 12-9 and 16 ==

Do you think you could re-scan issues 12-9 and 16 for posterity's sake? I'm sorry but the scans cut off at the edges and at the center margins. One way you might be able to get better scans is to take an X-ACTO and cut carefully through the jacket by the inside margin to get the individual and then scan them from there; this way you lay the pages flat against the scanner and get a higher quality scan. Thanks for scanning in the first play by the way. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 01:33, 18 June 2019 (UTC)

:Oh, I wasn't the one who scanned them - my friend did. I don't think he'd go for splitting the books apart since he's a collector. He used a portable scanner to get the pages, not sure if he has a flatbed scanner. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:15, 19 June 2019 (UTC)

== Is everything all right? ==

I noticed that since yesterday, you have reversed ''a lot'' of your own edits to the CWCki, marking all your self-reversals as minor. Is everything all right? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:21, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
::It was a technical mishap that was accidental. Hurtful said that in the Main Page discussion. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 20:23, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
::Yeah, turned out to have been from an app I tried a while back and forgot about. Accidentally opened it the other day while I had the Recent Changes tab open and it hit all the Rollback buttons there simultaneously. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:24, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
== Sorry ==
I am really sorry for using British spelling, I thought american english was just dropping all the vowels and saying yee-haw. In another note, for my Chris and biology article, I would like to refer to a textbook from the Virginia education board. I have no idea how burger school system worls and would like to know about when they start teaching biology and what they teach in it. Thanks a ton! - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood [[User:Klop]]]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 16:29, 31 May 2020 (UTC)

::No worries. Wish I could help on the Biology stuff. I think it differs depending on school districts, but it can be a high school class taken as an elective. Dunno if that's what Chris's school had. But Chris didn't learn anything from school anyway, he just slept through it and pulls his beliefs out of his ass, like the Recycling thing. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:51, 1 June 2020 (UTC)
:: Nah its fine, I was having doubts on wether to make the article or not as it will only serve as a place for correcting Chris and won't add anything new about him. But it will be a fun to go through all the nonsense he has said. (Atleast, its fun for me). So should I go ahead with it or not? - [[User:Klop|Your friendly neighbourhood Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:15, 1 June 2020 (UTC)

::That's a good point. Personally I think we might have too many Chris And articles and that those should be kept to subjects most relevant to understanding Chris. Otherwise we end up with articles like Politics which are an odd fit when Chris isn't into politics, he just hated one political figure. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:15, 2 June 2020 (UTC)

==Calendar==
I worked out how the calendar works, its [[User:Klop/sandbox2|here]]. I'm not sure how to make it into an article, so I need some help. Any ideas? - [[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 04:15, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

:Nice. Looks finished to me. Maybe just add the Sonichu template and file it under the Plot Devices section. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:51, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

==Seasonal intro banner==
Can I add another seasonal intro banner? this one about the tianmen square massacre on june 24. It will have Punchy say something like "Absolutely nothing happend in Tianmen Square this date in 1989. This is my creators wiki and nothing less". - [[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:43, 24 July 2020 (UTC)

:Sounds funny, sure. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:06, 24 July 2020 (UTC)

== The Miscreants ==

I saw that you turned the page to The Miscreants into a redirect for to [[Trolls]]. I feel like it's a worthwhile article to have, or at least as a subsection to the Trolls article, because it covers a very specific set of people from Christory. Would it be possible to reinstate it in some capacity? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 21:17, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

:Fair point. I'll add a condensed version to the Trolls article. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:55, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

::I think that it would work as a subsection of the "Classic Era Trolls" bit. Not all trolls from that era associated with them, but the ones that were are among Chris's most infamous tormentors.

::Looking at an [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Trolls&oldid=76481 old version of Trolls template], it seems they're basically the same as the Classic Era Trolls. At one point the sweetheart people like Blanca and Julie were [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Trolls&oldid=13752 on the list too] until they got moved to their own template. So maybe a way to do this would be to summarize The Miscreants as a description for the Classic Era Trolls heading. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

== Deleting A Page ==

Hey, there's a template [[Template White Tomgirl with Heart Design|here]] that doesn't fit the mold of the others and is redundant overall. Can you delete it? You seem to be on here a lot, so I figured that I'd ask. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 07:33, 29 September 2020 (UTC)

:Deleted it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:38, 29 September 2020 (UTC)

== [[Sonic World]] Discord ==

Turns out that someone tried to harass the admin of the Sonic World DX Discord into banning Chris, via their private Instagram account. How should we cover this? --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:12, 20 December 2020 (UTC)

*Admin's reason for banning sounds valid. Even if the ween got the admin's attention first, it's not much different than someone getting reported and an admin looking into the matter. Unless the PMs show admin being on the fence about banning, it's probably not relevant to mention. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:51, 20 December 2020 (UTC)

== DYK help. ==

Hello there. I attempted to adjust the DYK template, but in the process it seems like I've just messed up the formatting, and it won't refresh to show anything other than a very specific group. Since you last seemed to fix the problem, I was wondering if you could help with the one that I unwittingly created, and possibly help me understand what I did wrong with adjusting things. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:04, 10 August 2021 (UTC)
:I can't tell what the issue is. The formatting seems fine, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:32, 10 August 2021 (UTC)
::The issue on my end is that the facts don't seem to change when you refresh the page, nor does it show all of groups of facts when I tried looking around - it only shows a specific range of options, while outright skipping the entire first selection. Basically, the entire template seems "off" and I can't determine what's wrong with it. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 20:48, 10 August 2021 (UTC)

== Would you be able to fix this error? ==

This page looks different when you are logged out versus when you are logged in: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Ongoing_events --Actualautist 17:21, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
:: Also, why is my signature... --Actualautist 17:23, 11 August 2021 (UTC)

:Sorry, I can't do anything about it, don't have access to the software. It's been an issue for years that the templates and categories have sync issues. Also you can put the signature by pressing ~ four times. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:19, 11 August 2021 (UTC)

== Kyle suicide baiting & other Watchmen stuff ==

I am not sure of the proper Wiki etiquette but I left some comments on the relevant talk page. With all due respect though given your closeness to these folks though you might not be the best person to make the decisions on what negative material stays and what is redacted although some of your concerns are legitimate in my mind. It's a serious accusation and the ''more'' serious accusation that I left off we have no evidence for but for the fact that he was into this suicide stuff it's coming from his own mouth in his CWC-related Discord. [[User:SpookyBones|SpookyBones]] ([[User talk:SpookyBones|talk]]) 18:26, 23 October 2021 (UTC)

== Re:Da Update ==

Do we really need three entries for what is essentially one thing (Kengle summarising the newest Chris letter)? Why is the date when he received the letter, for example, relevant? ―[[User:KUG.SIG17|KUG.SIG17]] ([[User talk:KUG.SIG17|talk]]) 15:04, 30 May 2022 (UTC)

:Good point, thanks. Reduced it to one entry. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:56, 30 May 2022 (UTC)

== This page i made good? ==

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Thegibuspryo/CWCVille_Rebellion [[User:Thegibuspryo|Thegibuspryo]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspryo|talk]]) 16:14, 21 January 2023 (EST)

:Looks like a good start. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:05, 22 January 2023 (EST)

== Birthday banner ==

I wonder if this year's birthday banner should be a bit more poignant, considering the sad state of Chris's life now (no-one but imaginary friends, and a very few stronghold supporters)? If so, what could be changed? --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 13:50, 17 February 2023 (EST)

:You mean [[:File:Birthday Boy.png]]? Personally I think it's still fitting. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:56, 17 February 2023 (EST)
::I posted a prototype of what I was thinking at the #cwcki channel of the official Discord server. A scene from ''Stark Raving Dad'' of the Simpsons influenced the idea. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:54, 18 February 2023 (EST)

== Template:TV ==

There are a lot of articles that could be added, just look at Category:Television shows and Category:Video Games. I don't feel like putting in the labour of adding them all in though. [[User:Mangolover887|Mangolover887]] ([[User talk:Mangolover887|talk]]) 08:18, 9 April 2023 (EDT)

== any help? ==

considering chris will be returning to the internet some day soon, is there anything that we can prepare in the beforehand? i've started archiving kf links while it's on onion, but i was wondering if there's anything that's been overdue for a while that i can do <3 -- [[User:VoDKa|VoDKa]] ([[User talk:VoDKa|talk]]) 12:33, 25 May 2023 (EDT)

Fabricated BDSM texts

2023-05-25T16:28:22Z

VoDKa: while kf down, might be worth doing some archives like this? can only do ones for ones previously archived while kf is down <3

Shortly after the leak of the [[Incest Call]], [[Bella]], for unknown reasons, '''fabricated texts'''<ref group = "note">The fabrication was determined by a [[Kiwi Farms]] poster to be partially based on an edit [[Bella chats#Typing Speed|of an unrelated chat about typing speed]]</ref> which depicted Chris allegedly discussing practicing BDSM with his [[mother]].

On 31 [[July 2021]], she uploaded a screenshot of the texts into the [[Regarding Chris]] group chat, a chat created by [[Watchmen]] members to question Bella over her involvement with the Incest Call. Bella claimed that "this is the shit i woke up to the morning after the call." Watchmen leader [[The WCT]] reacted with shock at the screenshot, exclaiming, "WHAT THE FUCK [...] BELLA. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS". Bella goaded WCT to release the screenshot but to leave her name out of it.<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> WCT did so, posting the image to [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>{{Cite farms|title= Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court|thread=96559|post=9586650|user=Psychic Espeon / [[The WCT]]}}</ref>

As some posters reacted with skepticism at the image, WCT told Bella that "they want to know if you're credible. people think its fake." Bella then framed [[the Suitress]], saying, "oh how do i proove [...] [the Suitress] has it too". WCT said he would have to name people, and Bella goaded him to name the Suitress.<ref name=bdsm></ref> He complied, claiming on Kiwi Farms in response to a post insisting he give his source that the Suitress had sent him the screenshot; he also decided to post a video featuring her,<ref>[https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC A Kiwi Farms post from The WCT]</ref> effectively turning attention onto her and revealing her face, linking her likeness to her name which was previously mentioned in the second [[incest call]] leak.

A poster requested that WCT's source explain a discrepancy in the screenshot, and WCT encouraged Bella to "Join the Farms for a bit, don't say you're the "Bella." But just state how you got the screenshot and such."<ref name=bdsm></ref>

The screenshot was later deemed fake by observers.{{refn|group="note"|Determined by observers with image analysis<ref>{{cite farms|thread=96787|post=9676103}} [https://archive.ph/LmoLg Archived link]</ref>}}

==Transcript of fabricated texts==

The fabricated messages for Chris will be represented in white.

{{quoteboxwhite|Good morning, I slept in after a wonderful night of romping and rolling with Barb again}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Last night we tried somthing different and true, a fantasy held by Barb for quite sometime}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I had her neighing like a horse sone would say...}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I am very pleasured and honored to be sharing these new experiences with her at her old age}}

{{quoteboxwhite|All of us, including Magi-Chan and Cryzel, were jittering in suspence}}

{{quoteboxwhite|We looked up some interesting play to try on a site called XVideos and Heavy R}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Initially she was reluctant to try any of this and I I admittedly a bit frightened as well but I preservered after the first round of penetration}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I used some old Swing Rope we had attached to the kitchen oven from a while back and began to tie up her feet}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Admittedly, I am not very skilled In BDSM or tying and Barb was got a help whatsoever}}

{{quoteboxwhite|But we managed to figure it out by doing our own thing}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I tied her up nice a tight by dividing the rope in three parts, one around the ankles, one around the wrists and one around her neck}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I wasn't so sure if she enjoyed it at first but her vagina was nice and tight when I initiated the penetration}}

==Gallery==

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== References ==
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==Notes==
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{{WatchmenSaga}}

Sonic World

2023-05-08T13:35:48Z

VoDKa:

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Scary Barbara and Cirrusfire Rant]]}}
{{SonichuPossession}}

{{quote|Why do the handful of people in this dimension have to be so freaking ungrateful and selfish, including you?|Chris to the person he appropriated a Sonichu mod from.}}

[[File:Sonic World Sonichu mod.jpg|thumb|200px|The Sonichu mod Chris uses, also briefly his [[Twitter]] avatar.]]

'''Sonic World''' is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan game which can be modded with characters. In October 2020, [[Chris]] joined [[Sonic World DX Lounge]], its [[Discord]] group, and requested ''[[Sonichu]]''-themed mods. He also recorded lines for Sonichu, [[Chris Chan Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Rosechu]]. Chris also requested a mod be made of [[ProjectSNT]] due to his continuing obsession over her.<ref>[[Sonic World DX Lounge#Wanting a ProjectSNT Mod]]</ref>

In December 2020, Chris noticed a fanmade mod of Sonichu and requested to get in contact with the modder, in order to add his own voice clips and details to the Sonichu character mod. Without acquiring permission, Chris appropriated the Sonichu mod, replaced the creator's voice clips with his own, replaced the bio, and re-posted the mod under his account to GameBanana. Chris reposting mods without permission got his submissions to GameBanana flagged and his account kicked from the Sonic World DX Discord group.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Following a confrontation over Discord DMs with the mod creator, Chris was banned from the Discord group.

==GameBanana mods==
{{quote|A LOT of gaming Mods are just simple texture changes; you should know that better than anyone. Your demaning commentary is just hateful, and I simply do not like you flagging our content. [[Messiah complex|You will be judged.]]

Sonichu Prime, Dimension C-197|Chris's message to various users.<ref>https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/posts/1760824</ref>}}

[[File:GameBanana Screenshot.png|200px|right]]

On 26 November 2020, Chris joined the GameBanana modding community as ''CWCSonichu'', and started uploading mods to the website.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Profile: CWCSonichu] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215063610/https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Archived])</ref> Chris’s submissions shortly ran into trouble with the community, mostly for [[Chris and copyright|not crediting]] the original author,<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags: Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062508/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref><ref name="cirrusfire">[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Comment in Sonichu Mod (personally updated)] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115452/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Archived])</ref> or spamming.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062515/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Archived])</ref><ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Flags : Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062912/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Archived])</ref> As of 28 December 2020:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062706/https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/sublog/1760824 Sublog: CWCSonichu]</ref>

* Three mods were taken down for having more than four flags, and were later deleted by Chris with the reason given as: “Chris Chan Sonichu, herself, commanded it so for now”.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/6281 Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201228014326/https://gamebanana.com/textures/6281 Archived])</ref>
* Two were deleted by him, with the reason given as: “Have my reasons”.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215064554/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Archived])</ref>
* One mod was deleted, after a complaint by the original artist.

===Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod===
[[File:Kale-CWC-min.png|thumb|The recolored Kale-as-CWC mod.]]
[[File:Kale-CWC-Super-min.png|thumb|Super Saiyan form.]]

Chris made this mod, recoloring a model of Kale from [[Dragon Ball]], which was flagged for being spam. He wrote an angry description on it.<ref>https://archive.vn/6EKWH</ref>

{{quotebox|**BEFORE you go off typing in the comments section, know that A. I am fully aware of the Mods I've been uploading being essentially texture changes, but they all do have different and new voice clips that you all are missing out on by not being able to download the Mods for yourselves. B. I know the pictures are bad, I do not know what button to press on this laptop to screen cap better. If I did, I certainly would have done so already. And C. I know you damned bunch of Hater and bad [[Trolls]] are here on the hunt of just about anything that is Chris Chan or Sonichu related, well this is not your place to hate on what we have on here. AND a lot of Mods for just about any game are retextures and revoices, but you do not see anyone that is not a hater or bad complaining. I do not. There is no difference between Skin and Texture, because it's essentially basing off of an existing character base from the original game. Therefore, all of you [[Julay]]-effing-lovers can shut the hell up.

With that said, this is a retextured Mod of a DBZ fighter to represent Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu in her Human form; you get her in two variants: her present attire, and her classic shirt. They both respectively have different sets of voice clips. New ones that are memeable on the Classic variant. And the Modern one has three Bonus voice clips within its folder. And they each are wearing the signature [[Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]], even though it doesn't show so easy in the above photographs.

Download today, Do Not Complain, Comment nor Flag this Mod, and enjoy. Okay? I, Sonichu Prime, have just had it about up to beyond seven feet with this dimension and you poisonous lot. And I know you all are just laughing it up for the freaking LULZ reading this, but mark my words: you all will be judged and sentenced by Chris Chan, herself, and the other deities as well.

And one more thing, I genuinely am not on this website for any freaking points; I am only using this platform for sharing these add-ons with you all. Good day.}}

Chris’s diatribe did not prevent the mod from being taken down for improper crediting and using the wrong category on 17 December 2020.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115924/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref>

=== Sonichu Mod (personally updated) ===

On the same day, it emerged that ''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'', one of Chris’s mods that was also [[Honor roll|featured]] on GameBanana, was stolen from a modder called CirrusFire, who created the model with Sack Tree back in 2017:<ref name="cirrusfire"/><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8DLxKEXpyY Sonic World: Sonichu RELEASE 8] on YouTube, 31 December 2017</ref>

{{quoteboxred|'''Cirrusfire''': Would have been nice you would have gotten permission to repost this mod with a slightly altered voice mod, I put a lot of effort into the model and animations way back when.. If anything you could have just posted a "Original Official voice Mod pack" to put in the mod I already made.}}

{{quoteboxorange|'''Blur of Blue''': huh... so he never got permission AND is posting lazy recolors of this!? I'm kinda not surprised though...}}

On 21 December 2020, the mod was removed:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201221094423/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391 Sonichu Mod (personally updated)]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|'''YellowJello''': The original creator of this model has requested that we take down this page because sufficient permission was not given to release the mod.}}

== Twitter response ==
On 20 December, Chris took to Twitter to, in his own words, "[set] a record straight" and address the situation. What resulted was Chris denying that he stole mods by claiming that he gave credit to the original creators (forgetting that he still [[Recycling|recycled]] the mods without their permission beforehand) and spending most of the tweets nitpicking other mods and invoking his belief that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu as an excuse for his actions.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"]]</ref>

{{quote|I am still learning and figuring this out; cut me some slack, please, I was born a Pichu in the wild, had to grow up quick and hard in early 2003, and worked very hard and tough with Rosey and the others defending Cwcville, helping out the rest of the Earth, checked out other dimensions and timelines and so on in missions, and presently still talking with you all from within Chris Chan’s body after eight and a half-plus months since the body-swap, last March.}}

==Confronting Cirrusfire over DMs==
On 26 December 2020, Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, confronted Cirrusfire over [[Discord]] DMs. The DMs were later leaked by Deez, the admin of the Sonic World Discord group, who [[ban]]ned Chris over the confrontation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ (Archive https://archive.fo/T5ueo)</ref>

Chris's messages are in yellow; Cirrusfire's in green.

{{quoteboxyellow|Cirrus, I wish to talk with you. The Sonichu Mod was forced into trash from Gamebanana.}}

''[Chris sends a cap of the GameBanana deletion]''

{{quoteboxyellow|Look, for one thing, I gave you credit in the notes of the Mod. Second, I am Sonichu Prime; the one-and-only individual that mod was inspired and made from. Third, Christine is the main owner of our IP and all that.

I get it, I should have talked with you sooner about this, but I had thought things were cool, since this was a non-profit bit of data that was personally updated and made authentic, and as the individual who made the thing, I had thought you would be [[Chris and his Ego|humbled and honored]] to have been made famous by our action of sharing your contribution to the communities. But for whatever reasoning that we can resolve to restore this, I am willing to listen. But, dude, in this misconduct after the fact of my own generosity to make the mod better, 1 personally feel rejected, and it really hurts.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Just because you have me credit in the notes doesn't mean you can republish my work. Secondly yes it's your character that I mainly made for a comic dub that was long since cancelled 2 years ago, and it's why I did my own voice acting.. it's authentic to my own project, I have you permission to make your own voice mod which is fine and dandy and you can release the voice mod separate and for those that wish to use it can download it, also. I'm not famous, if I was cool but it'd be on my own accord, and not for a sonichu mod.. but once again having your own voice mod is chill, but when I made it originally it took hours to animate and work on, models, textures. I put all that time and effort in.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|''[cutoff]'' Mod, and uploaded them separately from the Mod, people would still need the Mod to put with the files. If it were you, and you did not know where to download the Mod to go with these voice and bio files, it would be just about garbage to you. So, yeah, the mod would have to be there with the voice and bio files. I'll let you ponder and stew over that. [[Messiah complex|What you did will be judged upon you by Chris, herself]]; what you did was most ungrateful and selfish. (edited)

And to add, no [[money]] was being made at all from this. Sonic World is a free to play game, and so are all of the Mods. A Mod should only be reported if the person is actually making any money off of the Mod itself. And a retexture is a retexture; it should not be a freaking matter, because the thing is Free. Why do the handful of people in this [[dimension]] have to be so freaking ungrateful and selfish, including you?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|It's my project, my model, you don't get to justify texturing, also it's a rule in the sonic world discord server so maybe you should "ponder and stew" for being ungrateful and selfish for not just being satisfied for a mod that was meant for everyone to enjoy- also so people would 'know' you could easily drop my mod link with your voice and bio mod, BAM that's literally okay. And it's not ungrateful or selfish. I didn't have to release the mod at all, a lot of people don't release their mods for this exact reason, people like you will take and repost and others will instantly think you did everything when all you did was change voice files and a bio}}

==Demo Audio Track==
This video, and the lines in it were shared via Google Drive by Chris to the Sonic World DX Discord group.

It contains lines for Rosechu, Sonichu and Magi-Chan.

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| name = Myrec_20-11-17_at_18 15 11
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| Stardate = 17 [[November 2020]]
| Featuring =
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| previous = [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]
| next = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
'''Chris''': Hey Sonic World players! This is Sonichu coming to you live from Christine's body. From Mama Chris-Chan's body, I mean- if y'all have been-keep payin' attention on her Twitter and recently on our YouTube! Yeah, you would definitely gotten the message that [[Spirit possession|we had swapped bodies]] like ''months'' ago, SEVEN MONTHS! Anyway, so for the demo samples for... our voicing on the... project of our c-characters for our mods in Sonic World. And by the way I wanna add that for the special abilities if you se-s'apparently Mar-ma- honestly Mario can have his word-wording of his special abilities changed like what RB does. [''short sigh''] Ah. I mean it says ''Sonic Wind'' it should be like something like ''Thundershock'' or ''Thunderboat'' and instead of ''Whirlwind'' it would be- i-it should b-be something like ''Discharge''. And if possible lightning bolts give us some lightning bolts instead of... wind imagery t'for our output. Izzay-yeah I no doubt it would be much or too much I mean at least cha- at least change the names of our specials in the list. In our list. [[Chris and english|Et-that's just hear near or hear]] Alright so anyway, you're hear me, this is Sonichu, I'll give you a few my-give you a few of my catchphrases:

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': Zap it to the extreme!

[''clicking noise, likely Chris's jewelry'']

'''Sonichu''': I do it for my friends, I do it for my mama.

[''the clinking noise stays interspersed between lines for the rest of the video'']

'''Sonichu''': Ipledgemyloyalty to Chris-Chan.

[''silence, save for static and the clinking'']

'''Sonichu''': If only Rosey was here!

'''Sonichu''': ''in an unidentifiable accent with a lisp'' Ey, ruth! 'Ello!

'''Sonichu''': Aaaag!

'''Sonichu''': Ow-sty scrap!

'''Sonichu''': A-he-awesome!

'''Sonichu''': We're really zappin' it up together!

'''Sonichu''': Eh. I coulda done better.

'''Chris''': Eh-way that's just a few examples, I could think further or do better on- af- on, you know having a full list of what each voice clip does my me- me- I can only gather so much from looking at the .ogg files. Personally I'm not able to make such files but at the very least when I do record these samples I do record them to this audio file app and y'all can convert them. Anyway so here's a few sample- examples for... Rosey.

[''Chris is thinking'']

'''Rosechu''': I'll do my best!

'''Rosechu''': Let's go!

'''Rosechu''': I do it for my family and my loved ones.

'''Rosechu''': Take that!

'''Rosechu''': I'll kick your ass!

'''Rosechu''': Waddaya think you're doin'?

'''Rosechu''': Noooooooo!

'''Rosechu''': Yay!

'''Rosechu''': Aah!

'''Rosechu''': Gre-hay, good job, player!

'''Rosechu''': Let's do this again sometime.

'''Rosechu''': E rank? What are you, kidding me?

'''Chris''': Alright, so now with that- with that done, here's uh- here's samples for Magi-Chan Sonichu:

'''Magi-Chan:''' My wisdom knows no bounds.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I have seen the future.

'''Magi-Chan:''' We must callect the rings!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Telekinesis levitate.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I got all the psychic powers.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I see danger up ahead.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Our path is clear.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Be aware of the glitch!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Uuuaaaagh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Aghgh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' This's no good.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Oh hey, this is really... satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' That was a good run. Thank you for playing me. Or rather, thank you for playing ''with'' me.

'''Chris:''' Yes, we should definitely have a good rewrite on the final versions of the voice samples before we actually record them.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Mh. E rank. We can do better than that. I foresee you trying.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Don't give up.

'''Chris:''' Ann o'course- uhh, you know, just direct from the original voicebox- just, you know, good ol' Chris-Chan, AKA Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu... Just devol(?) voice, I mean, you got me talkin' here- I'm talkin' here. Heh. But yeah, the upgrades definitely beat Mama. And the update, instead of saying- uh, Sonichu callin' me father, he calls me Mama. Or mother, whichever- 'cause y'know, I ''did'' [[Transgender|change genders]]. Anyway...

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Alright, let's go!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Time to zap it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Krakow!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' I ain' missin' out on this!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Take that!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Zappin' it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' WOOHOO!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Yay!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Ay, good job on this run.

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Eh. We coulda done better.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well, that's pretty much it for now- fur- that's pretty much... '''demonstration'''- this aud- audition tape- if you will. So, yeah, if you want the most authentic voice clips for the Sonichu Characters, we're more happy to- we're more than happy to oblige, personally. So, yeah. Thank you!

}}

==Other soundbites==

===Sonichu===
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| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|sonichu-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Stardate = 27 [[November 2020]]
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': Krakow!

'''Sonichu''': Take that!

'''Sonichu''': Uh! Static scrap!

'''Sonichu''': Time to zap it up! [''exhale'']

'''Sonichu''': Zap to the extreme!

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': [''chews something''] Doin' it for Mama Chris-chan, and everyone.

'''Sonichu''': Here we go!

'''Sonichu''': Waow!

'''Sonichu''': That breeze feels nice!

'''Sonichu''': Zappin' it up!

'''Sonichu''': Krakow! [''less emphatically'']

'''Sonichu''': Ugh!

'''Sonichu''': Hmm!

'''Sonichu''': Wow!

'''Sonichu''': Ooh! Feel the breeze!

'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Hwah!

'''Sonichu''': Woo~!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Sonichu''': We did it, Mama!

'''Sonichu''': Welp! We tried!

'''Sonichu''': Ugh! I coulda done better!

'''Sonichu''': A ''[[Honor roll|D]]''? Darn glitch.

'''Sonichu''': Woly crap! Player? We could've done better.

'''Sonichu''': Sweet!

'''Sonichu''': And that's for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!
}}

===Magi-Chan===
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| name = Magi-Chan voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|magi-chan-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Stardate = 9 [[December 2020]]
| Featuring =
| Saga =
| previous =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|

'''Magi-Chan''': Your mind is [[4-cent_garbage|moot]]!

'''Magi-Chan''': No words.

'''Magi-Chan''': Only thought.

'''Magi-Chan''': Take this.

'''Magi-Chan''': I shall return.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ferry well, player my friend? Lead the way.

'''Magi-Chan''': My abilities are hardly insurpassable.

'''Magi-Chan''': I foresee many battles ahead.

'''Magi-Chan''': Track lightly and swift! Don't fall through the ground.

'''Magi-Chan''': You player are neither a hater or good. You are... ''neutral''.

'''Magi-Chan''': Indeed.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ah! As I have foreseen.

'''Magi-Chan''': Chris-Chan blesses you.

'''Magi-Chan''': This, I like.

'''Magi-Chan''': No!

'''Magi-Chan''': Ascend!

'''Magi-Chan''': Rise.

'''Magi-Chan''': Levitate!

'''Magi-Chan''': [''apets?'']

'''Magi-Chan''': Hear me.

'''Magi-Chan''': Focus!

'''Magi-Chan''': Inner strength.

'''Magi-Chan''': Keep calm.

'''Magi-Chan''': Good job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Fair job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Well enough.

'''Magi-Chan''': You should ponder about this, player.

'''Magi-Chan''': ''pound pound'' Your wisdom and skills, need much improvement, my friend.

'''Magi-Chan''': I need not speak; I foresaw this vittory.}}

===Chris Chan Sonichu===
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| name = Chris Chan Sonichu voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|chris-chan-sonichu-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Stardate = 9 [[December 2020]]
| Featuring =
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Kuh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': My brain and my mouth. May not sync at times, but that was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Classic)===

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| name = Human Chris Chan (Classic) voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|human-cwc-classic-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Stardate = 14 [[December 2020]]
| Featuring =
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| previous =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''possibly cut-off''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': THUNDERRRRR!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''growling''] [[Muscle bra|WANT WOMAN]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Shut up, [[BlueSpike|Julie BlueSpike]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': AAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's rock this [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent garbage]] down!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't trust them haters over there, sing along!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's go out and ZAP TO THE ETSTREME!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Are there any [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free women]] out there? If not, that's cool.

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': In the name of love and [[Honest Content|honesty]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': On the news today, a [[Kiwi Farms|LOLcow]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Bathing is better than [[Axe|Ats Body Spray]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Ow!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woo-yeah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Rock on!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Pickle]] barrel!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Revive Zordon|Ree-vive Zordon!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog powerrrrrrrrr!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Well, they put my name in a hat, and... I just won!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Obesity|Don't call me fat! My body is slender, thank you!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], singin' along, gonna rock you with joy!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's arms are ''not'' blue!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Song of Christian|'''AN "F" IN ENGLISH?! ERRRGG!''']]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': {{w|Another One Bites the Dust|Another bunch of haters bite the dust! An anudder one gone and anudder one gone, anudder one gone!}}
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Modern)===

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Human Chris Chan (Modern) voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|human-cwc-modern-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Stardate = 14 [[December 2020]]
| Featuring =
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Commodore 64: The pro computer with pro power!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': '''LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY [[JenkinsJinkies|JENKINS]]!'''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Here's how we do it with Byzantine [[A New, Fun Trick!|r-r-r-r-results!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Guh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': My brain and my mouth, may not sync at times, but ''that'' was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

==References==
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[[Category:Video Games]]

Jail Letter - 21 July 2022

2023-05-08T13:21:31Z

VoDKa:

On 21 July 2022, Chris had sent a '''sixth letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. As per usual, Eels initially did not disclose the contents of the letter, and made a summary of the letter, instead.

According to the summary, Chris had lied about Barb being moved out of 14 Branchland Court, and has been there the whole time, though he has been trying to get her into a nursing home. The summary also mentions Chris trying to start a fundraiser with [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] and other enablers, and discusses plans to have Helena and [[Caden Peck]] of [[Praetor]] to meet up.

The full letter was released on 6 [[August 2022]].

__NOTOC__
==Eel's Posts==

{{quoteboxred|so i currently have a summary typed up however due to time zone differences I'll need to wait till tommorrow. Need to get @HelenaGFiorenza approval and I'll share the letter recieved was VERY brief but has one or two juicey details}}

==Chris's Letter==

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{{quotebox|***DO NOT UPLOAD THIS LETTER TO THE ONLINE PUBLIC, PLEASE.***

Hey, Helena and <CENSORED> 072120222

As you both are aware, the Legal prerequisite for my return Home to [[14 Branchland Court|the Sonichu Temple]] is the relocation of [[Barbara]]. But Barb is being a Majorly Stubborn Individual in relocating her self. [[Caden]] is working on persuading her and presenting her with the Truths of the Legality.

On that, I know one (shallow, because she has been shallow) way to sway her is with Money, AND I have literally told ALL of everyone to donate their tithes and offerings to her and the Sonichu Temple, Especially Money. Well, now it means more than ever to do this to get my Body and us back Home to the Sonichu Temple. So, I have just sent a letter to Caden with all the specifics, and the one public letter and drawing on the matter, in organizing an online fundraiser to raise $150,000 to pay off the mortgage and debts, and some left to pay for her to start off in an Elderly Care Home. Also, I am including [[Englehardt]][sic] on this campaign, for I have written in the public letter that they are to follow the link to the fundraiser page as shared directly by Helena (you), Englehardt, and Caden.

With that, I urge you to be in contact with them both in this crucial project, please. Thank you. ''Be Safe and Well. Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu''}}

==Eel's Summary==

{{quoteboxred|A very short letter from chris Chan, addressed to Helena and me. Was told not to share it online, but depending on how things go on the 28th, I might be able to share some of the contents of the previously unreleased letters, but no promises.

-some of Chris' claims from the previous letter are now sus. He claimed everything was going so swimmingly in his last letter, but some of the decisions reached regarding Barb now seem like lies and bullshit.

-Chris lied about, barb being "someplace else" hed made it sound like she was already in a home or with uncle tom/aunt harriet, assuming this letter is more current than the last one and chris didn't just explain it badly, she's still at the sonichu temple

-Sounds like there is a low 6 digit figure (ALTHOUGH this might be mortgage AND some other fees) owed on the sonichu temple, Chris previously made it sound like it was close to tang paid off. While I suppose its possible a big chunk of debt was paid off, I suspect Chris may not have been being "honest and true" in previous correspondence.

-Chris is attempting to put Barb in a nursing home.

-Chris has begun begin again-..so much for 'don't send me anymore money", refers to money as "tithes' now

-Chris is trying to organize a fundraiser..-for himself, wants the last few white knights and enablers he's got left to organize him (101 maybe Bono will help him, or we can get unicef involved) kengle elaborates more on this in his recent letter i believe.

-Chris' once again attempts to put Helena and Caden in contact with one another (Helena informs me she attempted to make contact with Caden but attempts failed. Caden if you are reading this please contact me and or Helena on While I can't promise anything and don't want to publicly agree/disagree to anything, private messaging via Wtter is likely the best way to reach either of us. Idk what or why Chris wants us to meet, maybe he's told you something he hasn't told us?)}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Manchester High School

2023-05-06T16:10:05Z

VoDKa: /* Reunion plans */ archive shows the full list that chris typed out and the fact no one fucking rsvp'd lol

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent 4 years of Chris's life.]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many [[Chris and socialization|friends]] over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. [[Chris and nostalgia|I had the good life]].|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, [[Abusive babysitter|crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom]]<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian]], [[Virginia]], is a high school that [[Chris]] attended from [[1990s#1996|1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High school|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life,<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> He would like nothing more than to use a time machine to return to these halcyon days.

==Known accomplishments==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]
[[Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|thumb|Tungsten. That is all.]]

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], [[Chris and coping|"Coping Skills"]], and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the [[Manchester High leaks]], he received a D+ in English in his junior year, having not turned in several major assignments and getting failing grades on most of the ones he did turn in. Chris proudly claims he was mainstreamed through high school, but the special education classes imply that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but not much more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

;10th grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;11th grade
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English 1999 Grade Report|English Class - 78%]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting Interview|Parenting Interview]] (grade 50/50)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Describing Development|Describing Development worksheet]] (grade 10/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting|Parenting worksheets]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Empathy Belly essay|Empathy Belly essay]] (grade 30/30)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendment Timeline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Strategic Defense Initiative essay|Strategic Defense Initiative essay]] (grade 10/10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Election worksheet|Election worksheet]] (grade 18/18)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|Canterbury Tales essay]] (grade 69%)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|Japan War essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Best President Essay|Best President essay]] (grade 43/50 + 10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Student Life Essay|Student Life essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#S.O.L. Test|Standards of Learning essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#13 Lucky Writing Tips|13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Adjectives worksheet|Spanish adjectives worksheet]] (grade 20/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las Profesiones worksheet|Spanish "Las Profesiones" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las profesiones y nacionalidad|Spanish "Las profesiones y nacionalidad" worksheet]] (grade 30/32)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock resume]] (grade 83.1/100)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock job interview]] (grade 33.1/40)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Getting Acquainted|Chemistry "Getting Acquainted" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Safety in the Kitchen worksheet|"Safety in the Kitchen" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety outline|"Kitchen Safety" outline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet|"Kitchen Safety" true/false worksheet]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. During his senior year, he had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school had alternating "odd" and "even" days; on odd days he ate alone). He seemed to have had a strong dislike toward pupils he saw as immature boys,<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> which might be related to Chris having been constantly picked on. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]]
* [[Gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]
* [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Quarles]], happy and giggly
* [[Joseph Herring]], fellow water boy for the basketball team (graduated 1998)
* Brian, [[JERKS|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his "friends" outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated. He couldn't go to pep rallies because they were "too loud".

Years later, Chris found out that none of his gal-pals actually liked him that much and hung around with him mostly out of pity, much to his devastation. In the Facebook post where he revealed this, he also made the bizarre claim that he hadn't really been bullied much because he'd never been beaten up or stuffed into a locker, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the vast majority of school bullying consists of emotional, not physical abuse.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==
[[File:TheLancers.jpg|thumb|100px|The logo of the team Chris uploaded on [[Facebook]] on 9 [[August 2013]].]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and his Ego|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball]] team during his freshman year, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory, so much so that he continues to obsess about it... ''over a decade after graduating''.

A few references were slipped into the comic. Manchester High was featured heavily in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] back in time to [[1990s#1996|1996]], when Chris was a fourteen-year old waterboy. Based on his actions in the comic, his "manager" job consisted of leaning against a wall. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleader outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

On 9 [[August 2013]], as Chris continued to fantasize about his high school years, Chris uploaded the logo of the team on [[Facebook]]. In November he revealed his "fantastical" [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego high school]], which was festooned with a number of Lancers stickers. It featured a basketball court, gymnasium, showers, and locker room.

<center><gallery>
File:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|Chris the towel boy.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|The ModNation version.
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|Manchester High basketball player.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|And of course a cheerleader.
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|And, uh, a [[Transformers|Transformer]] Lancer.
File:Lego Lancers.jpg|The Lancers go Lego.
</gallery></center>

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==The Bus==
[[File:Short busses.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's photo. "These busses are full of nutty '[[slow-in-the-minds]]'."]]
[[File:Lego school bus.jpg|thumb|In fantasyland, Chris rides the long bus.]]

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. He would be scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]]. The school switched him to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus.

In Chris's version of events, he and a [[Niggo|black boy]] were "in constant competition" to be first off the bus; one day, the other boy punched Chris in order to beat him out the door. At this point, Chris's recollections are inconsistent – in one version, he did not fight back, did not bleed, and his glasses were broken;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/> in another, Chris punched back and ended up a nosebleed;<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in yet another, his glasses were unbroken.<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref>

Chris's parents then met with school administration, who placed Chris on the Special Ed bus while the other boy "got off scott-free".

Given Chris's propensity for framing himself as the victim and his unrealistic assessment (a high school freshman isn't going to care about a race to get off the school bus first, especially against a mentally slow student, and if he had, and assaulted Chris for it, the school would have thrown the book at him), it's likely the events unfolded a different way. Chris, in his autistic zeal to be first off the bus, might have simply bumped into the other student, slipped, and fell.

{{-}}

==The Senior Prom==
Unknowingly foreshadowing future events, Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. His [[gal pal]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. Prior to the handing out of the diplomas was an award ceremony recognizing gifted students. Chris became jealous and upset that he was not given an award for his art class assignments. Chris was so upset about this that, many years later, he fantasised about going back in time and slipping in an award for himself.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref> When the diploma ceremony rolled around and it was his turn to receive it, a despondent Chris took his diploma, slapped away the hand of the presenter when he offered a handshake,<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain]]</ref> then ran off to cry. The Star pin has since been lost.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref>

In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara Chandler|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:Chris accepting diploma at MHS graduation.jpg|thumb|Chris accepts his MHS diploma on stage. This photo must have been taken immediately before he ran off to cry.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

More recently, however, he has rewritten the story to incorporate his nostalgia for lost friendships:<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]. See also [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]] and [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris is losing friends]].</ref>

{{quotebox|Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

{{-}}

==Yearbooks==
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|Chris's yearbook photo.]]

The yearbook bore the title ''MASALA'', a Hindi term for a "mixture".<ref>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] at 1:49</ref> Chris bought two yearbooks, apparently because he gave order forms to both [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to fill out. Nobody signed his yearbook because they weren't delivered until after graduation.<ref>[[Rental_House_Tour]]</ref> Chris enjoyed looking at (and [[mass debating]] to?) the image of his old gal-pals and included many yearbook images on the 2007 DVD.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref> In 2009, he threw his yearbook around the room in a demonstration of strength.<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde]]</ref> In 2010, Chris showed the yearbooks during his abortive attempt to scare up a class reunion.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref> The yearbooks survived the 2014 [[fire]] with smoke and water damage. Post-fire in 2014, [[Catherine]] and Al saw the yearbooks at 14 BC.

==Lingering attachments==
{{quote|I left my [[heart level|heart]] back at Manchester High in Midlothian.|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}

Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autism|autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, in whom Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga. His graduation ceremony is perhaps one of his most painful memories, and it's particularly fitting that Chris transforms the experience into a villain in his own comic book, all things considered.

In 2013, inspired in large part by ''[[My Little Pony]]: [[Equestria Girls]]'' (his second favorite movie of all time), Chris made a Lego model of his school, complete with labelled mini-figures of his old gal pals, because Chris being Chris, he obviously doesn't realize how creepy making effigies of his former lovers is. In October, he showcased his creation in a [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|YouTube video]], a few days after [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|discovering]] that his high school gal pals, being brave and compassionate souls, only tolerated him and allowed him near them out of pity. Not that Chris appreciates such charity.

When his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]] on 10 January 2014, the Lego high school partially melted, and was photographed and salvaged by Chris the very next day. One of his first orders of business after moving into his [[Rental House|temporary home]] was to rebuild the school, which he accomplished by March, rededicating it to MHS. He continued to expand it into the summer, and used his high school yearbook to make Lego figurines of the entire staff.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Reunion.jpg|thumb|Chris's flier for the failed 15 annual reunion.]]

Chris's intense yearning to return to high school manifested itself in a protracted focus on attending his reunion. He imagined his reunion almost exclusively within the context of reconnecting with his old gal-pals, specifically [[Tiffany Gowen]], who he planned on asking to dance. In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris noted that he didn't know exactly when this would take place, but he made no effort to find out until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him by then. He decided to be proactive and took several clumsy steps to bring the reunion to fruition. He planned to call the principal and demand action. He made a post on [https://web.archive.org/web/20180614142516/http://www.classmates.com/reunions/Manchester-High-School/Class-of-2000/281228 Classmates.com] announcing the event. He personally typed up a list of his classmates' names, and on 27 [[August 2010]], uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], a desperate plea for help in organizing it. Then he left it up to his father to field the incoming calls. Nothing came of this apart from [[weening]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]], [[Jackie E-mails 10]], and [[Jackie E-mails 21]].</ref> In November there may have been a class reunion,{{cite}} but either way, Chris did not attend.

Three years later, still missing his old circle of gal-pals, he tried again, this time for a fifteenth annual reunion, even though it would be ''two years'' in the future. In August 2013, he contacted and friended everyone in the Class of 2000 he could track down. He sent gifts to some of them and started to refer to his class as "My Family." "I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for," he emphasized.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Reunion update]]</ref> With the assistance of smarter people than himself, he produced a flier, and used his personal Facebook page to provide updates. Simultaneously he engrossed himself in the parallel fantasy of constructing his Lego Manchester High School. However, a combination of general apathy, troll shenanigans, and his Facebook friends' exposure to the bizarre and assholish sides of Chris thwarted his efforts. The roof caved in on 30 October, when he learned that his so-called friends had been nothing more than "hired help." He sank into depression and stopped caring about the reunion. The following summer he grumbled, "F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining [[Chris_and_socialization|socializing]] and making reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

2015 came and went, no reunion is known to have been held, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it. With his ideal fantasy of high school shattered into pieces, it is likely Chris has completely given up on this universe of being happy and well liked in High School and has shifted his attention to a different [[Dimensional_Merge|universe]] where he is all powerful and worshipped as a goddess. In any case, it's fairly likely that Manchester High has long since banned him from setting foot on it as it happened with PVCC.

Ironically enough, Chris would end up returning to Midlothian many years later - he was sighted at the local Wal-Mart by weens, a few months after his release from jail. Circumstantial evidence points to him possibly living at Gateway Homes, a residential care setting for mentally-ill adults, which is in the area.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

== References ==
<references />

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20160923053214/https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/mchs/home School Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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2023-05-06T16:08:20Z

VoDKa: /* Yearbooks */ catherine and al were long gone by 2017

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent 4 years of Chris's life.]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many [[Chris and socialization|friends]] over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. [[Chris and nostalgia|I had the good life]].|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, [[Abusive babysitter|crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom]]<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian]], [[Virginia]], is a high school that [[Chris]] attended from [[1990s#1996|1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High school|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life,<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> He would like nothing more than to use a time machine to return to these halcyon days.

==Known accomplishments==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]
[[Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|thumb|Tungsten. That is all.]]

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], [[Chris and coping|"Coping Skills"]], and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the [[Manchester High leaks]], he received a D+ in English in his junior year, having not turned in several major assignments and getting failing grades on most of the ones he did turn in. Chris proudly claims he was mainstreamed through high school, but the special education classes imply that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but not much more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

;10th grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;11th grade
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English 1999 Grade Report|English Class - 78%]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting Interview|Parenting Interview]] (grade 50/50)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Describing Development|Describing Development worksheet]] (grade 10/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting|Parenting worksheets]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Empathy Belly essay|Empathy Belly essay]] (grade 30/30)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendment Timeline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Strategic Defense Initiative essay|Strategic Defense Initiative essay]] (grade 10/10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Election worksheet|Election worksheet]] (grade 18/18)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|Canterbury Tales essay]] (grade 69%)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|Japan War essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Best President Essay|Best President essay]] (grade 43/50 + 10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Student Life Essay|Student Life essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#S.O.L. Test|Standards of Learning essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#13 Lucky Writing Tips|13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Adjectives worksheet|Spanish adjectives worksheet]] (grade 20/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las Profesiones worksheet|Spanish "Las Profesiones" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las profesiones y nacionalidad|Spanish "Las profesiones y nacionalidad" worksheet]] (grade 30/32)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock resume]] (grade 83.1/100)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock job interview]] (grade 33.1/40)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Getting Acquainted|Chemistry "Getting Acquainted" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Safety in the Kitchen worksheet|"Safety in the Kitchen" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety outline|"Kitchen Safety" outline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet|"Kitchen Safety" true/false worksheet]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. During his senior year, he had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school had alternating "odd" and "even" days; on odd days he ate alone). He seemed to have had a strong dislike toward pupils he saw as immature boys,<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> which might be related to Chris having been constantly picked on. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]]
* [[Gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]
* [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Quarles]], happy and giggly
* [[Joseph Herring]], fellow water boy for the basketball team (graduated 1998)
* Brian, [[JERKS|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his "friends" outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated. He couldn't go to pep rallies because they were "too loud".

Years later, Chris found out that none of his gal-pals actually liked him that much and hung around with him mostly out of pity, much to his devastation. In the Facebook post where he revealed this, he also made the bizarre claim that he hadn't really been bullied much because he'd never been beaten up or stuffed into a locker, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the vast majority of school bullying consists of emotional, not physical abuse.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==
[[File:TheLancers.jpg|thumb|100px|The logo of the team Chris uploaded on [[Facebook]] on 9 [[August 2013]].]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and his Ego|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball]] team during his freshman year, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory, so much so that he continues to obsess about it... ''over a decade after graduating''.

A few references were slipped into the comic. Manchester High was featured heavily in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] back in time to [[1990s#1996|1996]], when Chris was a fourteen-year old waterboy. Based on his actions in the comic, his "manager" job consisted of leaning against a wall. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleader outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

On 9 [[August 2013]], as Chris continued to fantasize about his high school years, Chris uploaded the logo of the team on [[Facebook]]. In November he revealed his "fantastical" [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego high school]], which was festooned with a number of Lancers stickers. It featured a basketball court, gymnasium, showers, and locker room.

<center><gallery>
File:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|Chris the towel boy.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|The ModNation version.
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|Manchester High basketball player.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|And of course a cheerleader.
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|And, uh, a [[Transformers|Transformer]] Lancer.
File:Lego Lancers.jpg|The Lancers go Lego.
</gallery></center>

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==The Bus==
[[File:Short busses.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's photo. "These busses are full of nutty '[[slow-in-the-minds]]'."]]
[[File:Lego school bus.jpg|thumb|In fantasyland, Chris rides the long bus.]]

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. He would be scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]]. The school switched him to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus.

In Chris's version of events, he and a [[Niggo|black boy]] were "in constant competition" to be first off the bus; one day, the other boy punched Chris in order to beat him out the door. At this point, Chris's recollections are inconsistent – in one version, he did not fight back, did not bleed, and his glasses were broken;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/> in another, Chris punched back and ended up a nosebleed;<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in yet another, his glasses were unbroken.<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref>

Chris's parents then met with school administration, who placed Chris on the Special Ed bus while the other boy "got off scott-free".

Given Chris's propensity for framing himself as the victim and his unrealistic assessment (a high school freshman isn't going to care about a race to get off the school bus first, especially against a mentally slow student, and if he had, and assaulted Chris for it, the school would have thrown the book at him), it's likely the events unfolded a different way. Chris, in his autistic zeal to be first off the bus, might have simply bumped into the other student, slipped, and fell.

{{-}}

==The Senior Prom==
Unknowingly foreshadowing future events, Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. His [[gal pal]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. Prior to the handing out of the diplomas was an award ceremony recognizing gifted students. Chris became jealous and upset that he was not given an award for his art class assignments. Chris was so upset about this that, many years later, he fantasised about going back in time and slipping in an award for himself.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref> When the diploma ceremony rolled around and it was his turn to receive it, a despondent Chris took his diploma, slapped away the hand of the presenter when he offered a handshake,<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain]]</ref> then ran off to cry. The Star pin has since been lost.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref>

In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara Chandler|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:Chris accepting diploma at MHS graduation.jpg|thumb|Chris accepts his MHS diploma on stage. This photo must have been taken immediately before he ran off to cry.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

More recently, however, he has rewritten the story to incorporate his nostalgia for lost friendships:<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]. See also [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]] and [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris is losing friends]].</ref>

{{quotebox|Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

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==Yearbooks==
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|Chris's yearbook photo.]]

The yearbook bore the title ''MASALA'', a Hindi term for a "mixture".<ref>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] at 1:49</ref> Chris bought two yearbooks, apparently because he gave order forms to both [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to fill out. Nobody signed his yearbook because they weren't delivered until after graduation.<ref>[[Rental_House_Tour]]</ref> Chris enjoyed looking at (and [[mass debating]] to?) the image of his old gal-pals and included many yearbook images on the 2007 DVD.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref> In 2009, he threw his yearbook around the room in a demonstration of strength.<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde]]</ref> In 2010, Chris showed the yearbooks during his abortive attempt to scare up a class reunion.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref> The yearbooks survived the 2014 [[fire]] with smoke and water damage. Post-fire in 2014, [[Catherine]] and Al saw the yearbooks at 14 BC.

==Lingering attachments==
{{quote|I left my [[heart level|heart]] back at Manchester High in Midlothian.|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}

Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autism|autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, in whom Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga. His graduation ceremony is perhaps one of his most painful memories, and it's particularly fitting that Chris transforms the experience into a villain in his own comic book, all things considered.

In 2013, inspired in large part by ''[[My Little Pony]]: [[Equestria Girls]]'' (his second favorite movie of all time), Chris made a Lego model of his school, complete with labelled mini-figures of his old gal pals, because Chris being Chris, he obviously doesn't realize how creepy making effigies of his former lovers is. In October, he showcased his creation in a [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|YouTube video]], a few days after [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|discovering]] that his high school gal pals, being brave and compassionate souls, only tolerated him and allowed him near them out of pity. Not that Chris appreciates such charity.

When his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]] on 10 January 2014, the Lego high school partially melted, and was photographed and salvaged by Chris the very next day. One of his first orders of business after moving into his [[Rental House|temporary home]] was to rebuild the school, which he accomplished by March, rededicating it to MHS. He continued to expand it into the summer, and used his high school yearbook to make Lego figurines of the entire staff.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Reunion.jpg|thumb|Chris's flier for the failed 15 annual reunion.]]

Chris's intense yearning to return to high school manifested itself in a protracted focus on attending his reunion. He imagined his reunion almost exclusively within the context of reconnecting with his old gal-pals, specifically [[Tiffany Gowen]], who he planned on asking to dance. In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris noted that he didn't know exactly when this would take place, but he made no effort to find out until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him by then. He decided to be proactive and took several clumsy steps to bring the reunion to fruition. He planned to call the principal and demand action. He made a post on [http://www.classmates.com/reunions/Manchester-High-School/Class-of-2000/281228 Classmates.com] announcing the event. He personally typed up a list of his classmates' names, and on 27 [[August 2010]], uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], a desperate plea for help in organizing it. Then he left it up to his father to field the incoming calls. Nothing came of this apart from [[weening]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]], [[Jackie E-mails 10]], and [[Jackie E-mails 21]].</ref> In November there may have been a class reunion,{{cite}} but either way, Chris did not attend.

Three years later, still missing his old circle of gal-pals, he tried again, this time for a fifteenth annual reunion, even though it would be ''two years'' in the future. In August 2013, he contacted and friended everyone in the Class of 2000 he could track down. He sent gifts to some of them and started to refer to his class as "My Family." "I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for," he emphasized.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Reunion update]]</ref> With the assistance of smarter people than himself, he produced a flier, and used his personal Facebook page to provide updates. Simultaneously he engrossed himself in the parallel fantasy of constructing his Lego Manchester High School. However, a combination of general apathy, troll shenanigans, and his Facebook friends' exposure to the bizarre and assholish sides of Chris thwarted his efforts. The roof caved in on 30 October, when he learned that his so-called friends had been nothing more than "hired help." He sank into depression and stopped caring about the reunion. The following summer he grumbled, "F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining [[Chris_and_socialization|socializing]] and making reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

2015 came and went, no reunion is known to have been held, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it. With his ideal fantasy of high school shattered into pieces, it is likely Chris has completely given up on this universe of being happy and well liked in High School and has shifted his attention to a different [[Dimensional_Merge|universe]] where he is all powerful and worshipped as a goddess. In any case, it's fairly likely that Manchester High has long since banned him from setting foot on it as it happened with PVCC.

Ironically enough, Chris would end up returning to Midlothian many years later - he was sighted at the local Wal-Mart by weens, a few months after his release from jail. Circumstantial evidence points to him possibly living at Gateway Homes, a residential care setting for mentally-ill adults, which is in the area.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

== References ==
<references />

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20160923053214/https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/mchs/home School Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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April 2023

2023-05-01T14:37:08Z

VoDKa: pinch punch first of the month

[[File:Thunderchu.jpg|thumb|{{w|Thundercat (musician)|Thundercat}} dressed as Chris-Chan at {{w|Coachella 2023}}.]]

'''April''' is the fourth month of [[2023]]. Chris was released from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] at the end of [[March 2023|March]]; His location at this time is unknown, but it might be a group home.

==Notable events==
*'''3 April''' - The Greene County Circuit Court issues a Release Order.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref>
* '''7-9 April''' - Chris unfortunately misses out on yet another [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in San Francisco,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230422181818/https://10times.com/babscon</ref> which he was unable to attend [[April 2022|last year]].
* '''21 April''' - While performing with the Gorillaz at Coachella 2023, people notice that musician Thundercat (pictured to the right) was wearing a [[The Classic|blue/red-striped shirt]] as well as a [[Sonichu medallion|Super Sonic medallion]].
* '''26 April''' - A hearing scheduled for Midland Funding's garnishment case against Chris ending up being dismissed.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2023 Midland Funding, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-02).png]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

August 2021

2023-04-22T18:14:01Z

VoDKa: archiving a link, web archive holds onto original url

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot in August 2021]]

'''August''' was the eighth month of [[2021]], and the final month in which Chris was readily available to the public. It marked the third time in [[Christory|history]] that Chris was in serious legal trouble, this time for admitting to [[Affair with Mother|engaging in incest with Barb]].

The month began with Chris being [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested in a motel parking lot and jailed without bond]], and being suspended from [[Patreon]]. For obvious reasons, Chris was radio silent for the remainder of the month, with all new information limited to court appearances and the occasional leaking of old videos.

==Highlights==
* '''1 August'''
** Chris's Bank of America account is spent down to $1.03.<ref>[[:File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png]]</ref>
** With his final hours of freedom, Chris messages [[The WCT]] to inform him of Chris's good night of sleep, and that the neighbors were taking care of the pets.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>
** Police [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest Chris at his temporary residence]] at the Regency Inn Richmond on suspicion of incest. [[Post-Merge Era#Ethan Ralph|Ethan Ralph]] and his crew stream his arrest live on the internet while Chris asserts full confidence in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening.
* '''2 August'''
** Chris is charged with incest and is transferred from Henrico County Jail to Central Virginia Regional Jail: police warned that Chris may face additional charges from the allegations.
** [[Patreon]] suspends Chris in response to the incest allegations.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Patreon Banned Chris]]</ref>
** Twitter user jab50yen describes how he and Linda [[TooManyGames#jab50yen's post-incest confession|de-escalated]] Chris’s mental breakdown at the [[TooManyGames]] convention in 2018, confirming that Chris did not [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soil himself]] during the incident.
* '''3 August''' - The license plates for Chris's car, the [[Son-Chu]], [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|are stolen]] by an anon on /b/; there were allegations that the person who stole the plates tried to frame someone else for the theft.<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860223907/ [https://archive.is/7NxSl archive]</ref> The [[Kiwi Farms]] also report a rise in Chris-related listings on [[eBay]], with sellers seeking to make a profit off the allegations.
* '''4 August''' - A Greene County judge appoints Charlottesville attorney [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris.
* '''5 August'''
** Chris makes his [[Jail Saga#First court appearance|first appearance in Greene County court]]. He interrupts his attorney and the judge multiple times by stomping his feet and demanding to be allowed to retrieve [[List of toys|his personal possessions]] from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Chris is denied bond until his next court date, then scheduled for September 16th, 2021.<ref name="initial_trial">[https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>
** [[CopperCab]] uploads the second half of his interview with Chris from 2017, noting that he had always intended to upload the second part, but wasn't sure why it hadn't been done when the interview was still new.
* '''7 August''' - Chris writes an entry in his jail diary (his "Goddess Log", although it is not known if he was calling it that at this point) justifying his "cleansing" of Barbara and claiming that she would have died in this month if he had not.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>
* '''7 August''' - Chris's case is briefly featured on Fox News,<ref>[[Chris in the media#Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight]]</ref> exposing him to millions of boomers.
* '''13–15 August''' - [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA (which Chris planned on attending, but was ultimately banned from)<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree revoked]]</ref> took place without him.
* '''15 August''' - [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]], recorded in [[February 2021]], is leaked. In it, Chris, while possessed by Sonichu, pretending to kiss an imaginary [[Rosechu]] in a public library's conference room.
* '''16 August''' - Chris's [[YouTube]] account, CwcvilleGuardian, is hacked into. An old shitpost of [[Anthony LoGatto]] saying "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULLLAAAAAY!]]" is uploaded to the channel.
* '''20 August''' - Chris sends a letter from jail to an unknown party.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 August 2021]]</ref>
* '''29 August''' - A Kiwi Farms user alleges Barb's return to 14 Branchland Court.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> This was later confirmed conclusively by the next month.<ref>[[Fan_visits#e1ectricthunder|Barb Visit]]</ref>

==References==
<references/>
{{timeline}}

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2023-04-22T18:11:49Z

VoDKa: archiving links. web archive links hold onto the original url so no need to provide a seperate archive link.

<center>[[File:OrgasmingOnion.jpg|250px]]</center> 
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Kenneth will often claim that he's finished with a given project, but will return to it at a later period.}}
{{Protip|Kenneth habitually deletes his projects, posts, accounts, and websites, and starts over from scratch. Be sure any links directed towards such projects are archived when posting them on the CWCki.}}

{{quote|Is [Chris] genuinely delusional? The only one who could answer that for sure is CWC herself.|Kenneth being delusional, February 2022<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220827033718/https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/just-a-simple-question.2158//</ref>}}

{{quote|What I am doing is pure business.|Kenneth on his plans for his expansion of the Sonichu canon.<ref name = expansionplans></ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| image = KengleStream.JPG
| size = 220px
|Name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
|aliases = Sailfish Kengle Ken Englehardt<ref group=note>"Englehardt" is a common mispelling of Kenneth's last name, which Chris uses to refer to him in letters.</ref> OnionNull OnionfarmsMedia Saturnella Thundersteam<ref group = note>The name of Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account before being changed to his full name</ref> LostMutantClone
|day = 2
|month = 3
|year = 1960
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|religion = [[Wikipedia:Ahmadi|Ahmadi]]
|education = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting) Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|knownfor = {{•}} Being a long-time follower of Chris since the Second Exile {{•}} Hosting the Kiwi Farms splinter site Onion Farms {{•}} Being the primary recipient of Chris's letters from jail {{•}} Being the head of The Sonichu Project, an attempt to recreate Sonichu from the ground-up
|occupation = Owner of Onion Farms Bookkeeper Accountant Amateur artist
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|sonicboom|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt''' (born 2 March 1960) also known by his online alias as "'''Sailfish'''", and affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' or '''OnionNull''', <ref group = note>Named in reference to [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], the proprietor of the Kiwi Farms</ref> is the current owner of the Onion Farms; a splinter forum based on the [[Kiwi Farms]], the Onionpedia; a Wordpress based splinter wiki based on this one, and the founder and head of the Sonichu Project. Despite the onion naming themes of Kenneth's websites they do not actually require Tor browser to access.

As an autistic,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220608073553/http://www.planetautism.com/AuSpin/kenneth1.htm</ref> overweight, inept, and elderly part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kenneth naturally felt as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, they have become friends for quite some time. Chris, however, was peeved by Kenneth's consistent replies.

Kenneth is sometimes noted for the dubious honor of being the second person in Chris's life to encapsulate all four groups in the [[Unholy Tetrad]], the first of whom being [[Jacob Sockness]]. Kenneth was once one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the [[Template:SecondExile|Second Exile]] and the [[Sonic Boom]] saga. He then acted as a financial enabler of Chris, and then an A-log and ween during Chris's stay in [[jail]].

Kenneth is also notable for being a genuine fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run. Kenneth created a bizarre series of artwork that is based off of the series called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'', which he created a website for. Kenneth also discussed plans to expand upon the Sonichu canon, turning it into a legitimate franchise with short stories and novels, and creating a fan website for them.

Unlike most other white knights at the time, Kenneth actually called Chris out when he was in the wrong, suggesting him to release his anger towards Sonic Boom on something less destructive than vandalizing merchandise, though Kenneth hosted a number of Facebook groups that allowed Chris to release his anger towards the game. He has been an occasional source of financial support for Chris. He bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

Kenneth has later gained notoriety for posting many of Chris's letters from jail on his own Onion Farms website, often without Chris's permission, seemingly as a means to promote the website and other related projects.

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== Early Interactions with Chris ==
Prior to the creation of the Onion Farms, Kenneth was a frequent, though minor, orbiter of Chris's. Kenneth's intentions towards Chris seemed entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth frequently praised Chris when he felt there was justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Despite this, Kenneth was rarely acknowledged by Chris.

Occasionally, he has posted on Chris's Facebook statuses. There was some debate on whether Kenneth could be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth was often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he was actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth hosted or moderated two Facebook groups dedicated to Chris's hatred towards Sonic Boom, [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.{{cite}}

Kenneth has hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

[[File:ChrisTest.png|thumb|Chris questioning Kenneth's loyalty]]

Kenneth was responding to Chris so frequently that Chris decided to create a test on Twitter on 25 May 2018, seeing if he would reply to his message. Predictably, Kenneth did reply to the message, to which Chris showed annoyance.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Testing Kengle]]</ref>


==Financial Support Towards Chris==

Kenneth bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kenneth also sent a message to [[Jessica Quinn]] on February 2016 to suggest to Chris to mutally exchange $10 giftcards.<ref>[[:File:Kenneth Gift Cards comment February 2016 Facebook.png]]</ref>

On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kenneth asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kenneth agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kenneth said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kenneth outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kenneth that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kenneth, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.

Not too long after, Kenneth replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxonion|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==Sonichu Fandom==

[[File:KennethAutograph.jpg|thumb|An autograph Kenneth received from Chris for his Sonichen art]]

Kenneth is well-known for being one of the few genuine fans of Chris's ''Sonichu'' franchise. He has taken such fascination in the series, that Kenneth had attempted to create several fansites for the comics. As of late, Kenneth has plans of developing a genuine "fanbase" for the comics, with plans to create a new canon from the ground-up without Chris's involvement, and to create a brand new website for the rebooted continuity.

=== Sonichen and Rosechen ===
{{quote|On a misfit planet, it takes a square peg in a round hole to fit in|The slogan of the Sonichen art}}

Kenneth has infamously created artwork dedicated to his own creations, '''Sonichen and Rosechen'''. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website, though the website has been dead since 2018.

It is not known what Chris thought of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself, Chris initially viewed the series hostilly, but now takes a more neutral stance. Kenneth attempted to suggest to Chris of him taking over the canon of Sonichu while he was incarcerated. Kenneth had the idea to expand upon the canon of the series, which would have included novels and short stories, as well as implementing some of his own Sonichen characters into the lore. However, Chris disagreed with doing such a crossover.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022]]</ref><ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-letter-january-21-2022-to-kengle-rejects-merger-of-sonichu-rosechu-with-sonichen-rosechen-has-an-intense-meltdown.2136/ Chris Chan Letter January 21, 2022 to Kengle - Rejects Merger of Sonichu & Rosechu With Sonichen & Rosechen: Has an Intense Meltdown] ([https://archive.ph/3o779 archive])</ref>

Kenneth has written the following FAQ post on his Sonichen website on an unspecified date, but presumed to be no later than 2014:<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=378631}}</ref>

{{quoteboxonion|'''What inspired Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Like many people I came across the well known Sonichu comic series by Christian Weston Chandler. The idea of drawing a webcomic inspired me on developing my art skills.

'''Did Christian Weston Chandler collaborate with you in developing Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. I have always been the sole creator of Sonichen and Rosechen.

'''Is there any official connection between Sonichu and Rosechu & Sonichen and Rosechen?''' No. Sonichen and Rosechen is completely independent.

'''Is Christian Weston Chandler aware of Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Yes, he has been aware of it for a long time. However, exactly how long is not known.

'''What was the historical relationship between Christian Weston Chandler (Sonchu and Rosechu's Creator) and Kenneth Engelhardt (Sonichen and Rosechen's Creator) in a brief paragraph?''' Shortly after Christian placed a follow button on his Facebook page, Kenneth along with many other people began following Christian's public posts. There was a period of initial hostility during late 2013 when a Facebook block was in place from September till the end of the year. However, connections were not entirely cut, there were a couple of scattered communications during this time. At the beginning of 2014, there was a reconciliation via a third party with the block coming to an end. After the tragic fire at Christian's house in 2014, there was a care package consisting of several board games, sardines, trail mix, and white tube socks that was mailed out with Christian publicly thanking Kenneth on his timeline. Relations between the two parties improved significantly after a series of private communications between Christian and Kenneth during the summer of 2014. After a very brief Facebook connection in July, the two parties reconnected officially on Facebook on October 14, 2014.

'''How does Christian feel about Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Initially hostile to Sonichen and Rosechen, this perception has eased up. While there has never been an official statement by Christian concerning Sonichen and Rosechen, the best guess is that his position is sort of a guarded neutral stance.

'''Is Sonichen and Rosechen connected with Sonichu.com or kiwifarms.net?''' No. It is not affiliated in any capacity with the cwckipedia and never has been.

'''What position is taken by the Cwckiforum in regards to Sonichen and Rosechen?''' Based on various threads posted in the forums by the administrators/moderators, the present official stance is hostility and there is a ban on both the author as well as the web-comic.

'''What is your position on the Cwckiforums/Sonichu.com?''' Their mission statement is as follows: "CWCki is a wiki dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler. Its mission is to serve as the ultimate repository of information about Chris, both to aid trolls in trolling him and to inform the Internet at large of Chris's singular grotesqueness" I don't agree with their purpose. The philosophy behind this website is just plain wrong.

'''Are Cwcki-forumers/chaners allowed to follow or friend you?''' Yes. An official stance by the forums doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of individual forumers, Membership on the forums is not necessarily a bar to following or friending me. For the most part, I don't see significant differences on my friends list between forumers and non-forumers.}}

=== The Sonichu Project ===
[[File:KEESonichen.jpg|thumb|A drawing of a possible CWC replacement Kenneth made for the Sonichu Project.]]

In [[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022]], Kenneth mentioned plans to collaborate with [[Helena Fiorenza]] to help Chris build a ''Sonichu'' base, claiming that he planned to treat this as a business.<ref name = expansionplans>{{Cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2591|post=36556}}</ref> Kenneth later elaborated that this Sonichu base was meant to be an endevor to expand upon the Sonichu universe, though he also mentions potential public image issues that he would face.<ref>{{cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2591|post=36580}}</ref>

Chris stated in another letter that he wanted to start a $150,000 fundraiser with Kenneth and Helena to move Barb out of 14BLC, to which neither Kenneth or Helena had agreed to participate.<ref>{{Cite twitter|writer=OnionfarmsMedia|post=1552332332392226817}} - ([https://archive.ph/wip/VZRbu archive])</ref> Kenneth had announced in a tweet later on that Chris's case was being sent to a grand jury to consider a felony incest charge.<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736 [https://archive.ph/p11Jt archive]</ref> Following [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)|another letter]] where Chris states that he believes Barb should be dead by now, Kenneth states that he, Helena and Eels and the Egg-man have all agreed to continue on with the planned "Sonichu Base", but without Chris's involvement. Kenneth had written the following in an Onion Farms post, where he explains further plans to develop onto the base, clarifying that he intends to develop a fanbase for the comics:<ref>{{Cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2152}} - ([https://archive.ph/wip/ladfL archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxonion|The Sonichu rebirth (makeover project) will go ahead. Eels and Helena are on board with this as well as another individual. We are all in agreement about Chris Chan. He is gone, out the door.}}

To which [[Naught]] follows this with:

{{quoteboxnavy|Lol, but cwcs involvement was the only thing that distinguished your remake of sonichu from every other failfags attempt at the very same thing.}}

Kenneth then replies with:

{{quoteboxonion|We are in the process of building a community.}}

Following from a letter Chris had sent to Kenneth, where he discusses his frustrations of not being able to return home, Kenneth yet again claimed that he would cut all ties with Chris.<ref>(https://web.archive.org/web/20220803055921/https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1554708158165270528)</ref> Prior to this, Kenneth had stated that "unless Chris accepts responsibility" for his affair with Barb, Kenneth would not provide for Chris any longer.

{{quoteboxonion|CWC because of your disgraceful behavior (shady fundraiser, wishing Barbara to croak on her deathbed. raping your mother, trying to set up a perverse cult appointing yourself as Jesus Christ), you are an unclean spirit. I cast you out.}}

[[File:HandOverSonichu.png|thumb|left|150px|"I'm not asking you Christine. Hand over Sonichu, NOW! "]]
On 7 August 2022, Kenneth had written to Chris an [[excommunication letter]], where he states that in a concensus between him, Helena, and Eels and the Eggman, Chris will not represent the Sonichu Project, and that he will be "cast out". Kenneth, having promised to disclude Chris from the project entirely, also intends to replace him with a new character. At the moment, this new character is undecided, though Kenneth had shown ideas of replacing Chris with a knight character.

On 20 August 2022, Kenneth had announced that he would use the website, KennethErwinEngelhardt.net, as a "laboratory" for developing the comic.<ref>[http://sonichu.us/showthread.php?tid=20&pid=59#pid59 KennethErwinEngelhardt.net] ([https://archive.is/PfWtL archive])</ref>

=== Chris's Thoughts ===

{{quote|VERY IMPORTANT: this is Not a Reboot of absolutely any form, shape, or matter|Chris being firm about his requirements for the Sonichu Project.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 2 August 2022]]</ref>}}

{{quote|We have to stand together and kindly but firmly let Chris know that we run the Sonichu project not him.|Kenneth on his plans for the Sonichu Project<ref name=nothim></ref>}}

Chris had expressed his thoughts on Kenneth's Sonichu Project in a set of three [[Jail Letter - 2 August 2022|2 August 2022 Jail Letters]], which Chris had sent through a letter packet, each being a general letter, a direct letter to Kenneth, and a direct letter to Helena respectively.

In the general letter, Chris gives ideas on how he can contribute to the project, stating that he has plans to finish everything from [[Sonichu #14]] onwards. He also gives a number of requirements for this Sonichu Project, such as the content having to be "TV-Y7" and the Sonichus and Rosechus being of a specific height. He also clearly states in the letter that he does not wish the project to be treated as a reboot, though this requirment was not entirely considered, due to Kengle claiming that Chris will not be representing the project.<ref name=nothim>https://web.archive.org/web/20220811021038/https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1557548097651228673)</ref> Kenneth however stated in a post on the Sonichu Project website that participants can also stay true to the initial canon that Chris has set out in his comics if they wished.<ref>[http://sonichu.us/showthread.php?tid=21 Canon and Non-Canon] ([https://archive.ph/wip/hyhz7 archive])</ref>

=== Copyright ===

During the creation of the Sonichu Project, Kenneth had also expressed concerns about infringing copyright laws for attempting to gain ownership of Sonichu over Chris.

==Feud with the Kiwi Farms==

Kenneth created an account on the Kiwi Farms on 16 May 2015 under the name '''Thundersteam'''.

Kenneth was temporarily banned from the Kiwi Farms because he seemed not to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kenneth has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started '''kiwifarms.xyz''', a blog in which he wrote angry posts about [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and other topics in an attempt to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. This attempt evidently failed.

Kenneth habitually emailed Null under 10 different addresses and buying merchandise from Kiwi Farms just so that he can contact Null.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Null|thread=1869|post=10403519}}</ref> Null was annoyed by this, and threatened to call authorities on him if he didn't stop. This progressed to the point where he was get banned from the website a second time.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10455751}}</ref>

==Ownership of Onion Farms==

Kenneth created the website '''Onion Farms''' in its current incarnation in 2019 as a splinter site of the lolcow forum [[Kiwi Farms]], claiming it to be an alternative. The website's namesake comes from how the site was intended for covering "layers of drama and gossip". The website was also created as a gossip site for lolcows, though Kenneth planned for the site to focus on international lolcows. Additionally, Kenneth had the idea of providing more attention on people he deemed as "celebrities" to be potential subjects, with celebrities having less than 200,000 followers being deemed "lesser lolcows". <ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220610084612/https://www.lolcow.org/threads/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt-kengle-sailfish-onionnull-godzilla-the-big-onion.5/ lolcow.org thread on Kenneth]</ref>

On the forum, Chris has a discussion board of his own, much like on the Kiwi Farms. Most of the threads found on this board were created for the letters that Kenneth received from Chris. The rest of the board primarily consists of threads centered around orbiters of Chris and updates regarding Kenneth's interactions with Chris. Kenneth created a thread about Chris on 4 September 2020.<ref>{{Cite onion|thread=1239}}</ref>

===Controversies surrounding the Onion Farms===

[[Naught]], previously a frequent poster on the Onion Farms, was promoted as an administrator on the website. Naught had claimed that this was due to the creation of the [[Watchmen]] article. Kenneth received complaints by orbiters for this decision due to Naught's controversial online activities.

[[File:OnionLoliconBoard.png|thumb|200px|left|A screencap of the lolicon board before getting deleted]]
A discussion board dedicated to lolicon and shotacon was created on the website.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10450419}}</ref> Kenneth posted several times on this board, even creating four threads regarding the legality of lolicon, which led to allegations being made that Kenneth is a pedophile. Kenneth then deleted the subforum and created a thread apologizing for its creation.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ive-deleted-the-lolicon-forum-and-public-apology.1930/ I've deleted the lolicon forum and Public Apology] ([https://archive.ph/wip/0EuiA archive])</ref>

=== Jail Letters ===

Kenneth claims that he became aware of Chris's arrest after watching [[Ethan Ralph]]'s livestream of the arrest.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6IRgBxyM Skip to the 11:06 timestamp]</ref> He used his Onion Farms website as a host for posting a good number of the known letters that Chris sent from Jail. Kenneth initiated communication with Chris via a letter sometime before [[October 2021]], as he was curious as to how Chris was doing in jail.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christine-weston-chandler-has-mailed-me-surprise-package.1795/ Christine Weston Chandler Has Mailed Me - Surprise Package] ([https://archive.ph/wip/OdDIO archive])</ref> Chris first contacted Kenneth via letter on [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October 2021]], in which he declared that he is Jesus of Nazareth, like he has with [[Null]]. Since then, Kenneth has been communicating with Chris via letter. However, Kenneth also confirmed in a livestream that he had never given Chris his phone number.

Chris appeared to see Kenneth as trustworthy to host letters and calls involving him while he is in Jail. He directed the financial enabler Zombo to Kenneth's website in order to provide [[Chris_and_money#Begging|monetary donations]] to him.

Chris told Kenneth not to share letters on many occasions that he gave to him online, or to only share portions of letters he's received. Kenneth has obliged these requests; For a letter detailing [[Barb|Barb's]] car accident, Kenneth only posted the envelope and a portion of the letter on the Onion Farms. However, several people were able to decipher chunks of the letter through image manipulation, as much of the writing on the back of the page that Kenneth shared had bled through. Noticing this, Kenneth went through several measures to hide portions of the letters he was forbidden to share, including whiting out the blank spaces of the scans he took of the pages.

After Chris was transferred from Central Virginia Regional Jail to [[Western State Hospital]], Kenneth claimed his relationship with Chris was finished, seemingly on the unfounded assumption that Chris was being permanently committed. He also uploaded in full the letters which he had previously withheld from the internet.

{{quote|Please post this on kiwifarms. I am not holding back or being unfair. We've have gotten some pretty amazing content from what CWC chooses to share. But she calls the shots and there are people who write her telling what has been posted on Onionfarms.|Kenneth prompting people lurking on his site to tell people on Kiwi Farms about content from Chris he farmed.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/message-to-kiwifarms.2369/#post-34673 Message to Kiwifarms] ([https://archive.ph/wip/uN5Pb archive])</ref>}}

After Chris was transferred back to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Kenneth resumed his correspondence with Chris.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/#post-34422 An Onion Farms post where Kenneth admits to initiating the 11 May 2022 Letter] ([https://archive.ph/wip/ddVDh archive])</ref> As before, he continued to keep letters or portions of letters confidential at Chris's request. In some cases, Kenneth has refused to upload a letter from Chris but has instead provided a summary of its contents.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]</ref>

On 30 May 2022, Kenneth made a thread on Onion Farms in which he told people to post on the Kiwi Farms. In the post, he talks about people that have been telling Chris via letter about the letters he has been posting on Onion Farms, and how people were able to read them despite his efforts to redact information. [[Null]] responded to this with "It took 9 years, but Kengle finally has a way to use Chris to get attention that nobody can interfere with. Congrats, big boy."<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=102598|post=12032938}}</ref>

Kenneth had stated in a 26 July 2022 Onion Farms post that he, along with several other people, has been trying to help Chris through with his current legal matters.<ref>{{Cite onion|writer=Sailfish|thread=2621}}</ref> When Chris wrote in a [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|29 July 2022]] letter that Barb was "zombie-like", even before starting his affair with her, Kenneth had also sent a scan of the letter to the Virginia Department of Aging and Rehabilitive Services.

===Livestreams===
{{Main|Onion Farms Livestreams}}

Kenneth proposed the idea of making livestreams on the Onion Farms in lieu of [[Null|Null's]] ''Mad at the Internet'' livestreams.

Kenneth then three interviews with a YouTuber who read several of the letters that Chris sent Kenneth, where they discussed how communications between him and Chris typically went.

==Gallery==

===Sonichen and Rosechen===

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===Art made by Kenneth===
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File:Twinkle Boo-Boo.jpg|Twinkle Boo Boo
File:Kengle'sInnerDemon.jpg|Inner Demon
</gallery>
</center>

==External Links==
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kenneth's ''Onion Farms'' website.] ([https://archive.ph/wip/CwWB6 archive])
* <s>[http://sonichu.us/ The Sonichu Project Website]</s> Domain Expired ([https://archive.ph/wip/KavDO archive])
* [https://twitter.com/kengel_online Kenneth's Twitter]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/members/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt.6454/ Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account] (banned)
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)

==See Also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The basis of Kenneth's Onion Farms forum
*[[Null]]
*[[Onion Farms Livestreams]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

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{{SecondExile}}
{{SonicBoomSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
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[[Category:Autistic]]

Twitter Q&A

2023-04-22T18:01:56Z

VoDKa: archiving link

[[File:TwitterQ&Aquestions.jpg|thumb|right|300px]]
On 25 [[February 2019]], Chris responded to a tweet containing 36 questions.

{{quotebox|I got this from a fellow Brony. My brain is taking a holiday after a rough night last night, so I’m gonna just do this thing.
⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-25-q-a-tweets.53786 [https://archive.ph/Whkxf archive]/</ref>}}

==Background==
The Q&A follows a rule that for every likes he get in that tweet, he will answer one question. As Chris got hundreds of like from the post, he answered all 36 of them. While most questions involves facts most orbiters will know, the Q&A did reveal a few new information. These include the confirmation of the death of [[Chandler cats|Desi, Skittles, and Kitty]], the new gender preference of [[Reginald Chandler]], and the fact that he still believes in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening in the future.

==Q&A==
{{quoteboxgreen|Nickname?}}{{quotebox|From the current name of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and the [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU, Blue Heart]], of the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]].

-Chris Chan, and Chris, are acceptable to me; as long as y’all remember the [[Tomgirl Saga|correct pronouns]] with me.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Age?}}{{quotebox|-Just turned [[Chris's birthday#2019, 37th birthday|37 yesterday]].}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Height?}}{{quotebox| -Human height: 5’11”
-[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] height: 3’5”, plus 7” long ears.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Sexuality?}}{{quotebox| -Female, and [[Bisexual]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Sound?}}{{quotebox|-[[Guitar Hero|Good Guitar Notes]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Smell?}}{{quotebox| -Mint and Apples}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Any Siblings?}}{{quotebox|Half-Brothers -[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]] -[[Minor Family Members#David Alan Chandler|Dr. David Alan Chandler]] Half-Sister -[[Minor Family Members#Carol Chandler|Carol Suzanne Chandler]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you [[Alcohol|drink]]?}}{{quotebox|-Not often, but consider myself on the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Social Drinker level]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Crush?}}{{quotebox|[[Polyamorous marriage|Loving my partners]]: -[[Cryzel Rosechu]] -[[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan Sonichu]] -[[Silvana|Sylvana Rosechu]] -[[Mewtwo]] (the cloned one)}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Any Phobias?}}{{quotebox|-[[Megan Schroeder|Fear of being Not Liked or Rejected and Pushed-Away (Verbally or Physically) by those I like]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Cats or Dogs?}}{{quotebox| Three dogs -[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] -[[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] -[[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ([[Patti-Chan|Reincarnated Anthromorphic Dog OC]]) [[Chandler Cats|Many cats outside]] [[Chandler Cats|Inside cats]] -[[Lucy]] -[[Sylvia]] Reincarnated Anthromorphic Cat OCs -[[Kitty]] -[[Scamper]] -[[Pollo]] -[[Sorbet]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Any Scars?}}{{quotebox|-Yes; [[Un-clit|physical]], [[Saga|emotional, and mental]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Books you would Recommend?}}{{quotebox|-[[R.L. Stine|Any Goosebumps or Fear Street Book from R.L. Stein]]. -“My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness” by Kibi Nagata -[[Sonichu (comic)|My “Sonichu” Book Series]].}}

{{quoteboxgreen|TV Shows you would Recommend?}}{{quotebox|-Fraiser -[[Seinfeld]] -[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] -(Sat AM) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] -(Original) Teen Titans -[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]] -Golden Girls -Keeping Up With Appearances -Are You Being Served -Classic Paddington Bear -Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Senpai}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Piercings/Tattos?}}{{quotebox|-My ears each have three [[Un-clit|piercings]] -No tattoos}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Which Concerts Have You Been To?}}{{quotebox| -Classical Music Concerts -Sally Rose Concert -[[Fridays After Five]] Concerts}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What would you name your kids?}}{{quotebox| -Future Daughter: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] -Future Intersex Child: [[Chris and Spanish#Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|If you could instantly learn any language, what would it be?}}{{quotebox|I have [[Honor roll|plenty]] of [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]], so for an insta-learn, I’d want to say all of the languages, but the top choice: [[Anime|Japanese]].}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Moon or Stars?}}{{quotebox|Why not both?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Song Right Now?}}{{quotebox|-All-Time Favourite: [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom by Pastiche from “Sonic CD”]] -Present Favourite: Twist of Fate by @olivianj}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Best Friend(s)?}}{{quotebox|-Magi-Chan Sonichu -Cryzel Rosechu -Sylvana Rosechu -Mewtwo (the cloned one) -My mother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Sport?}}{{quotebox|-Tennis -Swimming -[[Sonichu's Edge|Running]] -[[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|Basketball]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What do you like about yourself?}}{{quotebox|-Physically: [[Heterochromia|My Eyes]] -Characteristically: My [[Autism|self-awareness]] and [[Reality Cartoon|mental lucidity]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What do you dislike about yourself}}{{quotebox|-Physically: [[Duck|this born penis]] -Characteristically: [[Random-access humor|Random Quotations and Ramblings from my brain when I am tired or exhausted]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Someone you miss?}}{{quotebox|A number of specific individuals who I shall not mistakenly dox on here}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Places you’d like to visit?}}{{quotebox|-[[Anne Boleyn|England]] -[[Sailor Moon|Japan]] -Canada -maybe Germany, Scotland and Ireland}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What was one of the best parties you’ve been to?}}{{quotebox|-“[[MAGfest#The Christory of Sonichu panel|The Christory of Sonichu]]” Panel At @MAGFest 2018 😊}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you want kids?}}{{quotebox|[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Yes]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Hobbies?}}{{quotebox|-[[Medallions|Arts and Crafts]] -[[Chris and art|Drawing]] -[[Chris and writing|Writing]] -[[Sonichu (comic)|Creating]] -[[Lego]] Construction/Building -[[Video games|Video Games]] -[[Sonichu Amiibo|some Figure Collecting]] -[[Pokémon|Pokemon]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG gameplay and collecting -and more}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Subject?}}{{quotebox|[[Mathematics]], Art, and [[CADD|Computers]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Least Favourite Subject?}}{{quotebox|Geography}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Favourite Flower?}}{{quotebox|Lilies or Daisies}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What are you currently looking forward to?}}{{quotebox|[[Dimensional Merge|Getting myself, Fullestly, to Cwcville in Dimension C-197, or our combined Dimensions of 1C211987]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Dream Vacation?}}{{quotebox|[[My Little Pony|Ponyville In Equestria]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Where do you see yourself five and ten years from now?}}{{quotebox|In our fully merged/combined Dimensions, helping all of my peoples, loves, family, allies, friends, in Cwcville, Comma and anywhere else I can be of good help, and with my daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler Rosechu.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Why did you join [[Twitter]]?}}{{quotebox|To branch out socially; something else to put some of my thoughts, art and media on to share. [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|Certainly NOT to be Hated and Harassed upon by the Internet Bugbear Bullies]]. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Miscellaneous Q&As]]

April 2023

2023-04-22T17:58:49Z

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{{ongoing}}
'''April''' is the fourth month of [[2023]]. Chris was released from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] at the end of [[March 2023|March]]; His location at this time is unknown, but it might be a group home.

==Notable events==
*'''3 April''' - The Greene County Circuit Court issues a Release Order.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref>
* '''7-9 April''' - Chris unfortunately misses out on yet another [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in San Francisco,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230422181818/https://10times.com/babscon</ref> which he was unable to attend [[April 2022|last year]].
* '''26 April''' - A hearing is scheduled for Midland Funding's garnishment case against Chris.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2023 Midland Funding, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-02).png]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Sonichu's Edge

2023-04-15T14:55:34Z

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[[File:Mirror's Edge.jpg|thumb|left|The truth about the video title.]]
[[File:ParkayTwentyFifteen.jpg|thumb|Chris wishes he were eating this instead.]]
[[File:Sonichu's Edge.png|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

"'''Sonichu's Edge'''" (officially "'''Sonichu's Edge.MP4'''") is a video uploaded on 3 [[December 2009]], in which [[Chris]] goes "[[Father Call|jogging]]". The title is a not-too-subtle [[parody]] of the 3D platformer ''[[Wikipedia:Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]''.

Based on the accompanying [[3 December 2009|Captain's Log]], he made this to show that he is "pumped up for [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pushing Sonichu out]] into merchandise." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point that jogging is a slow, easy run. Chris inserts many obvious jump cuts (at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00, 3:22 and 3:42) where he's run out of breath and needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]].

Chris calls his running "[[Wikipedia:Parkay|parkay]]", confusing the acrobatic sport [[Wikipedia:Parkour|parkour]] with a brand of squeezable margarine, as well as "light jogging" with "parkour" in general.

One can only imagine what the citizens of [[Charlottesville]] must have thought as a fat, sweaty [[slow-in-the-mind]] went puffing by at a little-over-walking pace with a camera dangling from his obese neck.

An e-mail in [[Mailbag 16#Parkay analysis|Mailbag 16]] pointed out that Chris ran about 579 yards (529 meters), or about a third of a mile, in 3 and a half minutes, at a very stilted jogging pace of 2.8 m/s (6 mph / 10 km/h), nowhere near the 5 miles (8 km) or 30 minutes he claimed it would be in his call with Kacey's Father. Chris seems unable to estimate measurements of length and time.

Chris later [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris lies about how much he can run|declined to record another running video]], blaming the battery in his camera.

==Video==
{{Protip|Do not watch this video if you are prone to motion sickness. We mean it.}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu's Edge
| ytid = aRMfEeIl6c4
| stardate = 3 [[December 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[3 December 2009]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings]]
}}
{{quote|There may be one or two pauses where I have to catch my breath. Of course that's what you expect, even from the [[Sonic|best runner]].}}

=== Transcript ===
[''brandishes [[Amnyfest Ring]]''] Hello there, [[fans]]! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown [[mall]], where for the [[Sonichu]] franchise and city of [[CWCville]], and everything like that, I'm gonna do [[Chris and English|a parkay]] from this point [''camera spins around to show some sidewalks''] all the way down to the gara--parking garage [''camera spins back to Chris''] where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held. And for this viewing, the camera will be hung around my neck right about here. [''gestures to the [[Sonichu medallion]]''] To get--see what I see from that point of view. And, also, uh, there may be one or two pauses where I have to catch my--my breath. [[Obesity|Of course that's what you expect]], [[Chris and reality|even from the best runner]].

[''Jump cut. Camera is now apparently hanging around Chris's neck. Chris's hand comes into frame for a second for him to flash the Amnyfest Ring.'']

Alright, here we go!

'''0:42-1:20''' Chris begins running, relatively slowly. His path seems to be pretty erratic. Breathing can be faintly heard.

'''1:21-1:30''' Chris enters a populated area. Though the jerky camera makes it difficult to see, several people seem to stop and stare at him. At 1:28, Chris's heavy breathing becomes audible.

'''1:31-1:44''' First jump cut. For those keeping score, Chris stops to rest after forty-eight seconds of jogging. He continues through the shopping center, his hands occasionally coming into frame.

'''1:45-1:46''' Chris goes in between some trees.

'''1:47-1:58''' Chris's breathing starts becoming heavy again.

'''1:59-2:15''' Second jump cut. Chris runs past a [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|happy couple]], and then runs down some stairs.

'''2:16-2:25''' Chris passes by a large [[Christmas]] tree. Around 2:20, his movement begins to slow down considerably.

'''2:26-2:33''' Third jump cut.

'''2:34-2:41''' Relaxing [[guitar]] music fades in and out as Chris passes a group of buskers playing "[[wikipedia:House of the Rising Sun|House of the Rising Sun]]".

'''2:42-2:54''' Chris continues onwards.

'''2:55-3:00''' Chris runs past a small bus.

'''3:01-3:16''' Fourth jump cut. Chris runs through some decorative trees.

'''3:17-3:21''' Chris rounds a corner, and approaches an open door.

'''3:22-3:32''' Fifth jump cut. Chris is now inside a building. He trudges up some stairs, clearly walking.

'''3:33-3:42''' Chris passes someone going in the opposite direction. He continues upwards.

'''3:43-3:50''' Sixth jump cut. Chris apparently reaches the 4th floor and exits a door into the blinding sunlight.

'''3:51-4:10''' Chris is now on the top level of a parking structure. He runs across the parking area. Around 4:05 his breathing becomes very heavy. At 4:10, he reaches his destination. The camera shows the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Mall Ting Pavilion] concert venue on the ground, far below.

See? Amphitheater. [''Camera spins around back to Chris, who flashes the peace sign''] Thank you for your [[trolling|continued support]]!

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu's Edge
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eGKCSS-QUkE}}
| stardate = 4 December 2009
| maker = IBAClydeCash
| subject = Sonichu's Edge
| type = (VG) Parody
| info = Replaces Faith with [[Chris]].
}}

==Trivia==
* Right next to Chris's destination is the Freedom of Speech Wall, upon which he would scribble ramblings about the [[Dimensional Merge]] a decade later.

==See also==
*[[3 December 2009]]

==External links==
*[http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=104235379233340359048.000479de54a1731a2b512 Chris's Route as detailed by Google Maps]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo The trailer for what Chris is failing to imitate]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[3 December 2009]]|nextlink=[[Holiday Greetings]]|}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, December 2009| 2009-12-03]]
[[Category:CWCipedia Saga videos| 2009-12-03]]

OkCupid

2023-04-15T14:33:57Z

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'''OkCupid''', one of the more popular [[dating]] websites, matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as [[Match.com]], OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for [[Chris and money|free]], only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other [[dating profiles|dating websites]] before, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] joined this one with high hopes, and has renewed his profile many times, despite never successfully attracting anybody through it.

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==CWCSONICHU profile==
[[File:OkCupidProfile.jpg|thumb|Screencap of the profile.]]

Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late [[February 2009]]. He gave up on it quickly, and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of [[True and Honest]] [[China|love]]. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual [[sex]]".

While mildly entertaining, this profile didn't last long; after a short time it was hacked by [[troll]]s. Fortunately, Chris would make more profiles in the future.

{{collapsible|Profile text|I am [[Autistic]], Fun, and [[Plagiarism|Creative]].

'''My Self-Summary'''

I'm [[naive|young at heart]]. I'm currently writing a [[comic]] book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit [[Autism|shy]], but I would enjoy the company of [[Boyfriend-free girl|a beautiful girl]] who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from [[Manchester High School|high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at [[PVCC]]. A lot of [[JERKS|men]] make false promises to their girlfriends, but [[List of Chris's lies|I am totally different.]] When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise [[Monthly tugboat|care]], [[Women's rights|respect]], [[Chris and death|empathy]], and [[Chris and anger|love]]. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] (both in the state of [[Virginia]]) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol|alcholoic]], [[Racism|white]] and [[Boyfriend-free girl|does not already have a Boyfriend]].

'''My Details'''

Looking for: [[gal pal|New friends]], Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, [[PandaHalo|Long-distance penpals]], [[Hanky panky|Casual sex]]}}

OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, and race, all of which Chris left blank.

==ChrisCSonichu profile==
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, recycled from his adventures as [[The Hook Cafe|direct2sex]].]]

Chris's return to OkCupid started on 4 [[April 2009]] under the name "ChrisCSonichu". This was a much more involved affair than his earlier profile, as Chris updated this profile frequently. These updates slowly changed the page from a badly written but largely benign profile into a violently insane, sex-obsessed manifesto about how awesome Chris is, and how hot girls should be having sex with him. This slow evolution from stupid and relatively innocent to stupid, filthy and deranged can be found in virtually every chronological thing Chris has ever made or done, but is perhaps most evident in his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]].

In the subsections below, editor's notes and translations are marked in Italics.

===First version===
The earliest saved version we have of Chris's page is relatively harmless. Chris makes an ass of himself in two languages, and refers to himself as a creative genius, but on the whole there's nothing too outlandish. Unfortunately, this simple, placid version of the profile was the calm before the storm.
{{-}}
{{collapsible|Profile text of the first version|
'''My Self-Summary'''

I'm [[Pedofork|young at heart]]. I have a [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book series]]. I would [[Sex|enjoy the company]] of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from [[high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmong Virginia Community College]] with a Degree and a Certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is [[honest]] and will love me for me; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[Niggos|black]] and single.

'''Now in [[Spanish]]'''

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaÃ±a de una mujer bonita quiÃ©n la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

'''What I’m doing with my life'''

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on [[PlayStation 3|my projects]] and helping my family.

'''I’m really good at'''

[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Chris and art|crafting]], [[The MovingFoward videos|making well-thought decisions]], [[51 50|heavy lifting]] and other things.

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

I would have to give it to [[The Creepy Stare|my face]], especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often.

'''My favorite books, movies, music, and food'''

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein]]; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of [[Chris and music|music]] (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, [[McDonald's|Grilled Chicken]].

'''The six things I could never do without'''

-(After I've found the one) My [[Sweetheart|Girlfriend/Sweetheart]].
 -My [[video games|Video Games]] ([[PlayStation 3|PS3]], [[PSP]], [[Nintendo|DS and Wii]], and all of my older consoles).
 -My [[Chris and his Ego|creative genius]].
 -My good [[Chris and health|health]].
 (Not sure about the final two)

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

How and where to socialize better.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

At home playing my "[[Sonichu]]'s Adventures" on [[LittleBiGPlanet]], or [[Guitar Hero]] or the current video game I'm playing.

'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit'''

-

'''Now in [[Spanish]]'''

Yo soy [[Autism|autÃstico altamente funcionales]], y estoy un [[Virgin with rage|virgen]] esperando por mi novia bonita.

''English translation: I am an Autistic functioning at a high level, and I am a virgin searching for my pretty girlfriend.''

'''You should message me if'''
You're A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" and F) (the old expression) Boyfriend-Free.
}}

===Second version===

Over the course of several edits, Chris's profile eventually a distinct second form. All references to childish things, such as [[LittleBigPlanet]] and [[Sonichu]] had been removed, and replaced with things Chris thought of as "manly" like [[Guitar Hero]]. The sheer importance that women meet him "[[Rape|in person]]" became more and more emphasized with every edit, as well as constant references to how much he needs sex as soon as humanly possible. The legendary [[Third Date]] is completely foregone in favor of Chris getting precious [[China]] on his very first encounter with a woman, and requirements were added demanding that in-person contact must be had no later than two days after the first online contact. Despite his attempts to avoid embarrassing himself with his profile, Chris still misspelled the name of his alma mater, referring to it as "Piedmong Valley Community College".

{{collapsible|Profile text of the second version|
'''My Self-Summary'''

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is [[honest]] and will love me for me, and [[sex]] is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

'''Now in Spanish'''

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaÃ±a de una mujer bonita quiÃ©n la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

'''What I’m doing with my life'''

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I also work on my [[Sonichu (comic)|art projects]], get some [[Guitar Hero|exercise]] in; all that good stuff.

'''I’m really good at'''

[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], crafting, [[Stardate,_August_27,_2010|making well-thought decisions]], [[Father Call|heavy lifting]], holding a [[mumble|conversation]], showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

I would have to give it to my [[The Creepy Stare|face]], especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and [[Speech impediment|easy to converse with]].

'''My favorite books, movies, music, and food'''

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, [[McDonalds|Grilled Chicken]].

'''The six things I could never do without'''

*(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]].
*Sex
*My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and [[List of Chris's games|all of my older consoles]]).
*Sex
*My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]].
*[[Random Access Humor|Sex LOL]]
*My good health.
*My [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

How and where to socialize better.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

At home playing [[Guitar Hero]] or working on my current project.

I am Very Interested in livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights; I am open for suggestions. ;)

'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit'''

I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am Compassionate And Passionate.

'''You should message me if'''

You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME. As Well As If You are A) 21-28 years old, B) not [[Niggo|black]] ([[Chris and race|no personal offense]]), C) NOT a [[Tobacky|Smoker]], D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA and H) You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc. And if you are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date.
}}

===Third version===

[[File:Dat-thinning.jpeg|thumb|Evidence of Chris' marked decline in health.]]

The only interim change between the first and final versions of this page is Chris's most private thing, where he briefly stated in English that he was an autistic virgin.

{{Quote|I am high-functioning autistic, and I am a virgin; do not be afraid of me nor judge me. I've conquered most of my autistic traits (more of which can be learned on [[wikipedia]] or on autism.org)|Chris, before expunging it from the record entirely.}}

{{-}}

On or around June 12, Chris revisited his OKCupid entry and updated it briefly. Beyond an extra line, Chris added in a new section to the list. Prior to doing this, he had claimed he was [[Chris and Hypocrisy|leaving the internet]].

{{collapsible|Profile text of the third version|
'''My Self-Summary'''

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is [[honest]] and will love me for me, and [[sex]] is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

'''Now in Spanish'''

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaÃ±a de una mujer bonita quiÃ©n la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

I am compassionate, reliable, and honest

'''What I’m doing with my life'''

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I also work on my [[Sonichu (comic)|art projects]], get some [[Guitar Hero|exercise]] in; all that good stuff.

'''I’m really good at'''

[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], crafting, making well-thought decisions, [[Father Call|heavy lifting]], holding a [[mumble|conversation]], showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

I would have to give it to my [[The Creepy Stare|face]], especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

'''My favorite books, movies, music, and food'''

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, [[McDonalds|Grilled Chicken]].

'''The six things I could never do without'''

*(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]].
*My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and [[List of Chris's games|all of my older consoles]]).
*My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]].
*My [[Health|good health]].
*My [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.
*[[McDonalds|Food]]/[[Coca-Cola|Water]]

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

How and where to socialize better.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

At home playing [[Guitar Hero]] or working on my current project.

I am Very Interested in livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights; I am open for suggestions. ;)

'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit'''

I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am Compassionate And Passionate.

'''I'm looking for'''

*Girls who like guys
*Ages 21-28
*Near me
*Who are single
*For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

'''You should message me if'''

You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME. As Well As If You are A) 21-28 years old, B) not [[Niggo|black]] ([[Chris and race|no personal offense]]), C) NOT a [[Tobacky|Smoker]], D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA and H) You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc. And if you are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date.
}}

===Fourth version===

As of February 2013, Chris's profile had been updated once again. The final version of this profile featured new references to [[tomgirl]]ism and a considerable de-emphasis on the importance of quick sex. Particularly notable about this update was the addition of a new photo, showing Chris to have a [[Chris and health|sickly blue complexion]], thinning and receding uncut [[hair]], and worsening [[obesity]]. This apparent decline in health is hardly surprising, considering Chris' sedentary lifestyle and gratuitous consumption of [[McDonald's]].

Also of note is Chris' insistence that all potential dates "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", a mantra he has repeated on his [[Facebook]] profile and even in personal correspondence, referring people who wish to know more about him to the [[CWCki]] while simultaneously instructing them to "IGNORE ALL DEROGATORY CONTENT". Obviously, Chris had failed to realize the paradoxical effect of preemptively instructing people to ignore anything bad they may read about him, only serving to further interest in his autistic antics. Also, in this version of the profile, Chris removes all of the existing Spanish text, perhaps having realized his [[Attraction Sign|list of demands]] to which his heartsweet must conform precludes Hispanic women.

{{collapsible|Profile text of the fourth version|
'''My self-summary'''

I am an all-around, [[Toys|emotionally mature]], good natured, high-functioning [[Autism|autistic]], heterosexual [[tomgirl]] artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of freak or something. I am a good listener, and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the Original Creator of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of [[Cwcville]], VA. ([[Chris and reality|IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS]])

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. Even though, I have been feeling seriously depressed, lonely and having constant [[Stress|heartaches]].

I am looking for a woman to be my friend/Sweetheart/[[Sweetheart from the ground up|Future Wife from the ground up]]. She should be true and honest in personality, all-around, compassionate, understanding and patient.

ALL Women interested in me MUST be willing to meet in person/in real life IMMEDIATELY; I have had [[Julie|bad]] [[Ivy|online]] [[Jackie|experiences]] numerously from a lot of [[Trolls|fake people]]. Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet; I usually am Very cautious about any and all messages I receive online and I screen my phone calls. AND getting my attention must be direct with a pleasant greeting and introduction.

Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be.

'''What I'm doing with my life'''

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my [[Sonichu (comic)|projects]] and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some exercise in; all that good stuff.

'''I’m really good at'''

Drawing, writing, crafting, [[28 October 2011|making well-thought decisions]], heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

'''Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food'''

[[Goosebumps]] or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

'''The six things I could never do without'''

*(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.
*My iPhone.
*My creative genius.
*My good health.
*My glasses.
*Food/Water.

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

[[Attraction Sign|How]] and [[Fridays After Five|where]] to socialize better.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

I am Very Interested in pleasantly livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights. ;)

'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit'''

I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|Compassionate]] And Passionate.

'''I’m looking for'''

*Straight girls only
*Ages 25–30
*Near me
*Who are single
*For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

'''You should message me if'''

You can MEET ME IN PERSON Right Now; Online Communications are OUT. As Well As If You are A) 25-30 years old, B) not [[Niggos|black]] (no personal offense), C) NOT a [[Tobacky|Smoker]], D) [[Honest Content|Honest]], Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA, H) financially stable ([[Monthly tugboat|I get along fair and surviving]]), and You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc.
}}

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==LevelUpKing profile==
[[File:LevelUpKing okcupid profile screenshot 8 jul 2014.jpg|thumb|Screencap of the profile.]]
In July 2014, a [[CWCki Forums]] member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-okc-profile.4193/ (archive: https://archive.ph/rLTq9)</ref> A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|chat with an anonymous friend]] indicates that it had been set up by a [[gal pal]] by 28 June, and that Chris was so shy and incompetent that he depended on other friends to find and screen potential dates. He asked one male acquaintance to actually begin "flirty" conversations with them.

In this iteration of the profile, Chris at first comes off markedly saner than last time, having opted to substitute horrifying [[Honest Content]] with embellishments and outright lies about himself, such as claiming he enjoys recreational walking. However, despite the façade of the profile being less terrifying than in previous iterations, Chris's usual brand of aggressive insanity can be found if one scratches the surface.

For instance, in this edition of the profile he makes no mention whatsoever of neither his habit of crossdressing nor his motivation for doing it (hinting at it through his "fashion", as if that were in any way indicative). This, at first, presents a saner picture than before, but a quick foray into the horrifying "Photos" section reveals his tomgirlish ways [[Tomgirl Pictures|ad nauseam]], something for which his "heterosexual male" profile provides no explanation whatsoever. This makes him look like a complete lunatic.

The profile consists of many other embellishments and lies--Chris claiming that he is good at "anything art related", has a huge imagination, cares deeply for his family, etc. He implies he is the head of his household, claiming to be "looking after" Barb and the pets, the [[tugboat|reasoning]] for which is conspicuously absent. One thing which has carried over from previous profiles is his demand that women verify their identity to him, Chris proclaiming that an "immediate" real-life meeting with him is "Mandetory".

There are other notable omissions - partial and total - besides Chris's tomgirlism. Chris's mentions of [[Legos]] is fairly sparse considering that when he wrote the profile he was slavishly addicted to them and spending literal thousands of dollars on sets (although unbeknownst to Chris, a 32-year-old man mentioning Legos at all would be fairly damning). Chris makes no mention whatsoever of his current [[Rental House|living situation]]. As in the fourth version of his previous profile, Chris does not attempt any Spanish in this edition, although he still claims dubiously to be "okay" at it (as well as [[Chris and English|"fluent" in English]]). His [[Attraction Sign|obligatory list of things his partner must be or have]] is partially omitted; it is truncated in his main profile in this version, but it can be pieced together in all its glory by perusing the [[List of OkCupid Answers|1,333 personality questions]] he answered.

OkCupid generates a chart based on a user's answer to personality questions, in order to compare them to other users on the site. Chris was determined to be "more morally conventional", "[[Chris and religion|more spiritual]]", "[[Chris and art|more artsy]]", "more sloppy", "worse mannered", "[[Chris and sex|less sex driven]]", "[[Barbara Chandler|less independent]]", "[[Chris and remorse|less compassionate]]", "[[Love Quest|less experienced in love]]", "[[Chris and his Ego|less arrogant]]", "[[Chris and reality|less scientific]]", and "less experienced in life" than the average OkCupid user.

The profile was mostly unused by September, for [[trolls|mysterious reasons]]. By this time, however, the account had already netted him [[Catherine]], so he wasn't too concerned.
[[File:TrollsonOKCupid2014.png|thumb|Why Chris stopped using the account.]]

{{collapsible|Profile text|
'''My self-summary'''

I'm an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions. I'm [[List of Chris's lies|genuine]] about how I feel and [[Chris and hypocrisy|I stick to my beliefs]]. I care about those closest to me, especially [[Cole Smithey|my family]]. I have a [[Things Chris has ripped off|big imagination]] and love using it towards my creations. I graduated from PVCC with an associates in Computer Aided Drafting. I try to think outside the box. My sense of [[Chris and fashion|fashion]] matches my personality and how I emotionally feel. Sometimes I'm [[slow-in-the-minds|a little scatterbrained]], so please don't mind me if I jump topics. :)

My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with Lego, video games, walking, music, and shopping.

'''What I’m doing with my life'''

Taking care of my mother and pets.

'''I’m really good at'''

Anything art related. I'm also pretty good at video games.

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

[[Tomgirl Pictures|My fashion. ;)]]

'''Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food'''

Movies: tied for #1, Mary Poppins and My Little Pony - Equeatria Girls. #2: The Lego Movie. #3: Yellow Submarine. Meet Me In St. Louis, Singin' in the Rain, On the Town, and other musicals.

TV Shows: My Little Pony (all generations), Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Fraiser, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Sailor Moon and other anime.

Music: I like most types of music, including Pop, Jazz, Rock and Classic. Artists: Britney Spears, Katy Perry, the Beatles and others.

'''The six things I could never do without'''

No particular order. My iPhone, Lego collection and creations, video games, my family of mother, 2 beagles and cat, my artworks, my future sweetheart and children (still yet to be determined).

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

How I can improve my life and future.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife.

'''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|The most private thing I’m willing to admit]]'''

I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for immediate in person meeting with me.

'''I’m looking for'''

*Girls who like guys
*Ages 23–32
*Near me
*Who are [[Boyfriend-free girl|single]]
*For [[gal pal|new friends]], long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

'''You should message me if'''

YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please.

And if you are single, caring, compassionate, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY or ASAP. :)

'''My Details'''

Orientation: [[Homos|Straight]]

Ethnicity: [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]], [[Chris and race|White]]

Height: 5'10"(1.78m)

Body type: [[obesity|Average]]

Diet: [[McDonald's|Mostly anything]]

Smokes: No

Drinks: Socially

Drugs: Never

Religion: [[Chris and religion|Christianity]], and somewhat serious about it

Sign: Pisces, and it's fun to think about

Education: Ggraduated from two-year college

Job: Other

Income: [[monthly tugboat|-]]

Relationship status: Single

Relationship type: [[Vanessa Hudgens|Strictly monogamous]]

Offspring: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Doesn't have kids, but wants them]]

Pets: Has dogs and has cats

Speaks: [[Chris and English|English]] (Fluently), [[Spanish]] (Okay)
}}

===Photos===
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File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 1.jpg | A (comparatively) flattering photo showing his ponytail and smug expression.
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 2.jpg | Though his [[fashion]] choices have become Tomgirl-themed, Chris still clashes primary colours and looks like a clown.
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 3.jpg | The rapidly-balding artist in profile.
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 4.jpg | A frightening photo where Chris looks like [[Barb]] when she was obese. Featuring the newest form of the [[Attraction Sign]].
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 5.jpg | Oh dear.
File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 6.jpg | Presumably candid; Chris appears to be [[Michael Snyder|paranoid]] about something.
File:LevelUpKing okcupid personality screenshot 8 jul 2014.jpg | A graph of sorts which shows information about a user's personality.
</gallery></center>

==LevelUpQueen profile==
[[File:Chris enema.jpg|thumb|A new photo added to those above. Look at the foreground.]]
As Chris's "relationship" with [[Catherine]] came to an end, he renewed his online [[Love Quest]] in [[December 2014]] with a new profile which included changes to reflect his new gender identity. With his name changed to "LevelUpQueen" (which required a fee to OkCupid), he declared himself both a "Lesbian Transwoman" and a "man looking for women". Further muddying the waters, he claimed that he would "work best" for straight, bi, and lesbian women. He stressed he wanted an "open relationship" and was interested in a "menage a trois". He also seemed to have a more open attitude towards friendship; instead of looking for "girls who like guys", he was now looking for "everybody", and he also stated dubiously that he would be interested in meeting married women for "friendship". Other than these new features, the profile was very similar to the LevelUpKing incarnation.

{{collapsible|Profile text|
'''My Self-Summary'''

<nowiki>**Looking to be in an open relationship**</nowiki>

I'm an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions. I'm genuine about how I feel and I stick to my beliefs. I care about those closest to me, especially my family. I have a big imagination and love using it towards my creations. I graduated from PVCC with an associates in Computer Aided Drafting. I try to think outside the box. My sense of fashion matches my personality and how I emotionally feel. Sometimes I'm a little scatterbrained, so please don't mind me if I jump topics. :)

My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with Lego, video games, walking, music, and shopping.

I am also a Female, Lesbian Soul in this Male Body; a Lesbian Transwoman (Very Interested in Women) (no operation). I would work best for any woman, her being straight, Bi or Lesbian.

I am a very proud LGBTQ Rights supporter, and would be an activist if the event is local. I also like to attend local Pride Festivals and such events.

'''I’m looking for'''

Everybody
Ages 23–32
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

'''What I’m doing with my life'''

Taking care of my mother and pets.

'''I’m really good at'''

Anything art related. I'm also pretty good at video games.

'''The first things people usually notice about me'''

My fashion. ;)

'''Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food'''

Movies: tied for #1, Mary Poppins and My Little Pony - Equeatria Girls. #2: The Lego Movie. #3: Yellow Submarine. Meet Me In St. Louis, Singin' in the Rain, On the Town, and other musicals.

TV Shows: My Little Pony (all generations), Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Fraiser, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Sailor Moon and other anime.

Music: I like most types of music, including Pop, Jazz, Rock and Classic. Artists: Britney Spears, Katy Perry, the Beatles and others.

'''The six things I could never do without'''

No particular order. My iPhone, Lego collection and creations, video games, my family of mother, 2 beagles and cat, my artworks, my future sweetheart and children (still yet to be determined).

'''I spend a lot of time thinking about'''

How I can improve my life and future.

'''On a typical Friday night I am'''

At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife.

'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit'''

I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for it to be immediate in person, meeting with me.

'''You should message me if'''

YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please.
And if you are truly caring, compassionate and understanding, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY (most preferably) or ASAP.

Also, if you are a married woman, I would consider meeting for pleasant, casual conversations and whatnot.

And I would be involved in a menage a trois only consisting of two women.

'''My Details'''

Orientation: Straight

Ethnicity: Native American, White

Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78m)

Body Type: Average

Diet: Mostly anything

Smokes: No

Drinks: Socially

Drugs: Never

Religion: Christianity, and somewhat serious about it

Sign: Pisces, and it’s fun to think about

Education: Graduated from two-year college

Job: Other

Income: -

Relationship Status: Single

Relationship Type: Non-monogamous

Offspring: Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

Pets: Has dogs and has cats

Speaks: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
}}

==See also==
*[[List of OkCupid Answers]]
*[[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]
*[[Match.com]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20090811174147/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's first OkCupid profile]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20140726143539/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu Chris's second OkCupid profile]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpKing Chris's third OkCupid profile] [https://archive.is/pVsZ7 Archive]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpQueen Chris's fourth OkCupid profile]

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Commissions (2014-2015)

2023-04-15T13:53:47Z

VoDKa: /* Untitled, dated 7/6/2014 */ weird phrasing

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[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]|}}

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
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Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!! ''(Recycled in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]])''
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

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Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, Trickie asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/you-and-your-autographed-8x10s.4152/page-19#post-278570]</ref>

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
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=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
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==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
File:Commissions E 2.jpg
File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

<center><gallery>
File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg| ''(Recycled in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]])''
File:Set1pic3.jpg| ''(Recycled in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]])''
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Mia Hamm|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-63#post-966208]([https://archive.ph/VuscH archive for accessibility])</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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[[File:Commissions 12.jpg|550px]]}}

{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
</center>

==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:Commissions 13C.jpg|400px]]}}

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

=="The Fate of Liquid Chris," Dated 10/6/2015==
Since Liquid Chris's fate in ''Sonichu'' remained nebulous at best, a comic artist called [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon, and it includes commentary by [[Beel]], Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris himself.
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File:Liquids_end.png|The commision, framed.
</gallery></center>

=="Sonichu Family's Slice of Life," Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer requested the [[Sonichu]] family watching [[My Little Pony]] on TV in their living room.

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=="Bubbles Gets Roses," Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer asked for [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in red lipstick kissing [[Blake]] Sonichu, who's happy, dizzy, and lovestruck after giving her a big bouquet of flowers.

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==Untitled, dated 11/25/2015==
The recipient: "The story to this image is that I was on holiday to America because I caught wind of a special species of Pokémon that originated in Virginia and would like to meet one in person, Wild was the first to be open to talking with the foreigner. Erm... I can't quite make sense of Franziska's being there but since she's my favourite female character, I thought why not? I was interested in how Chris would draw her.
Darren (my character) is in the background, hoping to get a chance to kidnap Wild for study of the strange species but his arch nemesis, Samantha the Hedgehog (me), is there and would defeat him if he got caught.

Bonus info: I requested for Chris to have Wild eating his favourite food, turns out it's teriyaki chicken and rice. "<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/25-11-15-commission-from-chris.1813/</ref>

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==Donation listing drawings==
A generous donor posted images of her received character drawing and the filthy envelope it came in. She requested an illustration of "Rosechu waving to the viewer and looking cute."<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/september-2-2015-chris-moves-to-etsy-suggests-donating-to-book-11-and-beyond.12280/page-9#post-961846]([https://archive.ph/8i7pn archive for accessibility])</ref>

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File:DonationA.jpg
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File:DonationC.jpg
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Another donor requested a sketch of a character dressed in lolita fashion. Chris chose [[Zapina]]:

[[File:DonationE.jpg|thumb|center|200px]]

Another fan requested a drawing of a fan character who was "a big fan of Sonichu and a proud homosexual male." For absolutely no reason at all, Chris chose a Garfield theme:

[[File:DonationD.png|thumb|200px|center|"I make money off of the lasagna I eat!"]]

Yet another fan got a picture of Silvana and Magi-Chan being cute together:

[[File:DonationF.jpg|thumb|200px|center]]

Sonichu seems to be [[stress|stressed]], possibly because Chris drew this the week of his [[26 December 2014|conviction]].

[[File:DonationG.jpg|thumb|200px|center]]

Sonichu, [[Inos]], and an original character.

[[File:November2015donation.jpg|300px|center]]

==References==
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Sonic World DX Lounge

2023-04-14T20:15:43Z

VoDKa: /* Expanding on Sonichu Mods */

{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Sonic World DX Lounge''' is a [[Discord]] server for the [[Sonic World]] game. Chris was briefly a member until he was kicked for reposting game mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref>

==Chris's Introduction==
19 [[October 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey. Sonichu, here. Rosey, Cryzel and I have been sampling the gameplay from a few videos on YouTube; thinking about downloading it onto Mama's laptop. But, I noticed y'all have Mewtwo as a Mod, yet you don't have Magi-Chan Sonichu, or even me, Rosey or even Mama Chris Chan (herself) in her Sonichu form. Please, include us. Thank you.}}

==Sonichu Mod==
16 [[November 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, World Modders and Players; I've been giving [[Sonic World]] a play, and it is very good; my only gripe is the occasional glitches, but that's to be expected. Yet I would appreciate such bugs be remedied, still.

I found myself, or rather the mod of me, Sonichu, and I simply loved it. I wanna get in touch with the people who made it, as cited on their uploaded YouTube video, Cirrusfire and Sack Tree, and personally express my gratitude}}

''Chris linked to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8DLxKEXpyY&t=17s''

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, I've personally updated the Bio the file set; I share it with all of you, so you all may update as you will.}}

''Chris linked to: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uey5uVd6aaL3034rX-J1540CAT-Hcq8O/view?usp=sharing''

{{quoteboxyellow|And I offer it to Cirrusfire and Sack Tree to update their uploaded file as well. And I would like to offer my voice for the voice clips to make the mod more authentic.

Gotta Zap it Up. Check y'all later.}}

==Voice Clip==
17 [[November 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey. I'll need to figure out the full list of situations for each voice clip after counting the files in a voice folder and write up my own script in the near future.

Meanwhile, here is a demo audio track of our voices for the Sonic World Mod.}}

''Chris linked to https://drive.google.com/file/d/152ioBfbl9_-xOjeFJ-w3FcsyhyqecDx-/view?usp=drivesdk''

{{quoteboxyellow|Thanks a bunch, dudes.}}

==Wanting a ProjectSNT Mod==
17 [[November 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, side thought: is there a Mod of [[SNT]]? If there is, let me know, and someone, please, let Courtney know; she'll no doubt Retweet that all over the place. If not, I feel there should be a playable Mod of SNT for Sonic World. But, again, let Courtney know it will be a thing on that instance of needing to create it. Maybe Courtney would personally lend her voice for the SNT Mod.}}

==Added Voice to Sonichu Mod==
27 [[November 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Got my voice personally added to the Mod; still gave Cirrusfire and Sack Tree good credit. Voice files are included with the mod file on Gamebanana.}}

''Chris linked to: https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391''

==Expanding on Sonichu Mods==
12 [[December 2020]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Sonichu, here. And yes, this account that I am typing through belongs to the one and only Chris Chan, herself. Speaking of which, we've been working on expanding on the Sonichu Mods (still figuring out and learning about Fragmotion), but on a simpler method, we managed to get a prototypical Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Mod made, with fresh voice clips and dialogue direct and personal from them. This is not the final product, but we felt everyone should hear them, feel them, and so on at this time.}}

''Chris linked to: https://gamebanana.com/textures/6272''

==Gallery==
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File:SonicWorldDXDiscord.png
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{{References}}
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Discord servers]]

PaRappa the Rapper

2023-04-14T19:31:29Z

VoDKa: archiving link, however it is worth discussing if this was actually chris, there's no proof i can find

[[File:Parap.PNG|thumb|300px|There is no franchise that [[Sonichu]] will not defile.]]
[[File:Chris_facebook_pic_5-29-13.jpg|thumb|I gotta believe!]]
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|ChrisChan the Rapper]]]]
[[File:ChrisPapa.JPG|left|thumb|Chris is a big fan.]]
'''''PaRappa the Rapper''''' is a [[Video games|video game]] about a rapping dog named PaRappa ("Parapper the Rapper" or "Parappatherapingdog" according to [[Chris]]) that has appeared on almost all [[Sony]] consoles. The original version, for the first PlayStation, was one of the first popular rhythm action games, played by tapping a set of buttons in sequence along with visual cues and music. The game is also known for its distinctive art style, in which the characters appear to be made of paper.

==PaRappa and Chris==
In [[2007]], Chris entered a contest called [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], put on by Sony to promote a new PaRappa game. Chris wanted to win in order to take [[Megan Schroeder]] to Seattle and finally score with her. He failed because of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s accidental trolling and [[CWC is Angry|became very angry]].

Characters from the PaRappa games have not appeared in Chris's [[comic]] to date (although the beanie does,) but in [[2009]] Chris wore a PaRappa hat in rounds [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|2]] and [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|5]] of [[SingStar Challenge]], as well as a PaRappa shirt (saying "I gotta believe!") in the [[11042009 51 50|Over 50 Pounds]] video. The hat would appear in [[Sonichu 10]], when [[Sonichu]] himself dons it. It apparently causes the wearer to turn paper-thin upon donning it, and Sonichu says, "I gotta believe!" right before the performance of [[Revive Zordon]].

Chris's obsession with music games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' can likely be attributed to PaRappa, as he mentioned it extensively in his [[PS3 History Level]] alongside PaRappa's guitar-based spin-off ''UmJammer Lammy''.

==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/parappatherapingdog Myspace profile Chris created for Parappa.] [https://web.archive.org/web/20110520213801/http://www.myspace.com/parappatherapingdog archive]- Note that he spelled it "[[rape|raping]]" instead of "rapping".
*[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Wikipedia article]]

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Heather Iglesias

2023-04-14T09:45:40Z

VoDKa: replacing archive.sonichu link

[[Image:ComicHeather_Iglesias.jpg|thumb|200px|Heather making her much anticipated appearance and absolutely no sense.]]
[[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]]
'''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s hideous secret [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|children]]. While the busy parents are away murdering people at the behest of their creator, Heather makes sure the young [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]]s receive at least a modicum of parental upbringing. Heather gets paid from the [[Monthly tugboat|monthly checks]] the Sonichu family receives.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref>

Heather is a [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Homos|lesbian]]. In spite of her racial and sexual status, Sonichu and Rosechu have tasked her with the job of keeping the little horrors "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's by-proxy homophobia, she is explicitly instructed to conceal her sexuality from his children.

It is not disputed among [[trolls]] that Chris created Heather as a means of appearing less intolerant of homosexuals, similar to the "I'm not racist, I have black friends!" argument frequently seen on the Internet by [[Chris|racist, bigoted]] [[JERKS]]. All instances of homosexual characters prior to Heather were [[Christian Weston Chandler|insane sexual deviants]] such as [[Naitsirhc]]. How she avoided the contamination of the water by Chris in [[Sonichu 10]] is not explained, nor was she ever a victim of Chris's manipulation to turn straight and paired with a [[Kel|forgotten character]] as Naitsirhc had been — yet Chris retconned the straight-water plot anyway to make an excuse for his transition and to make Sonichu's children gay. The fact that she is also Hispanic suggests that, like many terrible white male storytellers before him, Chris has tried to heap all of the token minority representation onto one insignificant character (note how Chris made her a minority and gave her the stereotypical role as a nanny).

Chris originally despised homosexuals of either sex, but prior to creating Heather his views on lesbians completely reversed, due to exposure to them in pornography. As such, Chris could create an extremely peripheral homosexual character without much [[stress]], although of course that character's sexuality is implied to be a horrifying and shameful liability that children shouldn't even know about.

An off-screen character for years, she finally appears in Sonichu 12, tending [[Russel_and_Cynthia|Russel and Cynthia]] — Chris's neglected fictional children spawned via [[May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia|self-impregnation.]] We learn that she speaks in an unintelligible mishmash of English and Spanish, somehow failing at both languages and basically sounding like a stroke victim.

==See also==
*[[Abusive babysitter]]
*[[Homos]]

==Sources==
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{{Sonichu}}

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Autism

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[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|200px|He plays this card a lot.]]
[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]

'''Autism''' is the lens through which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] experiences the world. It is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[Chris and stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Examples of Chris's Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]], and [[Chris and reality|poor grasp on reality]] without understanding his relationship with autism. Chris was diagnosed with the disorder in his early childhood, and it became a cornerstone of his identity and influence on how he would act, alongside potentially other undiagnosed psychological or neurological disorders.

==Overview==
{{Protip|There is considerable debate on how to refer to the autism community, with some preferring diagnosis-based language (i.e. "Chris has autism"), adjectives (i.e., "Chris is autistic"), or nouns (i.e., "Chris is an autistic"). Since Chris never appeared to have a preference, the CWCki uses these terms interchangeably.}}

{{w|Autism}} is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by difficulty in communication and social interactions: issues that usually surface in childhood and carry on throughout life if not treated early on. The disorder represents a spectrum of different symptoms, behaviors, intellects, and support needs. Autism can also lead to restrictive and repetitive behaviors, intense passions known as special interests, and unusual fixations or approaches to stimulation. No two people with autism are exactly the same, and many common autism traits can even contradict each other (i.e. no eye contact vs. [[creepy stare|intense eye contact]]).

[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]

Autism is traditionally associated with either [[Slow-in-the-minds|intellectual disability]] or [[Honor roll|above-average intelligence]] (or both in the case of savants), but most autistic people carry average intelligence. The autism spectrum historically covered a number of related diagnoses, including [[Asperger's syndrome]], [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|which Chris resents]]. The DSM-5 replaced these diagnoses with a single diagnosis of ''autism spectrum disorder'', divided into three levels based on support needs.

Due to his status as an internet celebrity and lolcow, it goes without saying that Chris has a very unusual case of autism. Since he is arguably the most documented autistic person in modern history, he affects public perceptions of the disorder on the internet. That being said, it is highly likely that Chris has ''many'' other issues beyond just having autism, since Chris has demonstrated problems that can't simply be explained away by the disorder. (For instance, it shouldn't have taken him six or seven years to learn how to speak, even with severe symptoms. Meanwhile, his severe delusions that spiraled later in life demonstrate signs of a schizoaffective disorder.) Without a proper medical diagnosis, in part thanks to Chris's history of avoiding cooperation with people trying to help him understand himself on that level, autism remains the typical scapegoat to explain Chris's behavior, even if the truth may be more complicated.

Chris has built much of his identity around his high-functioning autism. His terror of being associated with severely autistic people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. The angst he has over his unsatisfactory graduation is made manifest in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] as [[Count Graduon|one of the work's key villains]].

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is completely different from that of literally every other person in the world who has autism (which, while not ''totally'' wrong, is a gross oversimplification of the disorder's spectral nature). Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong mere minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_out_of_college|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==Chris's symptoms==
{{protip|Do not use Chris to bash all autistic people, and do not complain about how he gives autism a bad name. He is one person on the autism ''spectrum''. This article mostly deals with Chris's autism.}}
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

A 2004 [[Autism papers|psychiatric evaluation]] confirms that Chris has ''autistic disorder''. Though his original childhood diagnosis papers are [[2014 house fire|presumably lost forever]], Chris was diagnosed by actual specialists, not armchair psychologists.

Nevertheless, many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with that of various other autistics. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general, these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what most autistics are like. They are well-aware that the condition is a spectrum.

Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to a certain extent in the context of intellectual learning. Others can learn social skills the old-fashioned way, usually through joining a group and coming out of their shell. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. They may also adopt the alternative approach of "Haters Gonna Hate," surrounding themselves with like-minded people and not giving a fuck about the bullies.

Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies, but also accept them at face value. Sometimes, he even wishes to force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layman might come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic, guy with a few "eccentricities" and personality flaws, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris is completely [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]] or full-blown schizophrenic. Some folks argue that Chris's autism is so mild that it's barely relevant, while others attribute his entire personality to it.

But the truth appears to be in the middle: Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of genuine autism, [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]], isolation, and other [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental impairments]].

His symptoms are listed below, coded to match [https://archive.ph/YxSOM the official DSM-5 diagnosis:]

===A: Deficits in communication and social interaction===
====1: Social-emotional reciprocity====
Chris struggles with social-emotional reciprocity, the two-way understanding required for successful social interaction.

[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Trolls manipulated Chris into [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Ohio]] to save [[Julie|a fake girlfriend]] – the only things Chris gained from the trip were these fast food receipts. Difficulties in discerning the motives and intentions of others is regularly observed among people diagnosed with autism.]]

=====Understanding others' intentions=====
Chris has difficulty gauging others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and intentions. He doesn't always understand that these might be different than his own, or how to predict these behaviors. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

Chris is extremely gullible. While autistics can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

=====Empathy and sympathy=====
Chris shows very little [[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|empathy]] and [[Chris and kindness|concern for others]]. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

When Chris does attempt empathy, it's only when he already sees himself in the person, no matter how big the stretch is. This habit shows up in Chris's justifications for his votes. He voted for [[Obama]] because he was a victim of discrimination – equating Obama's struggle with racism to his own struggle with autistic persecution. He mainly voted for [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman – which Chris has identified as since 2014. He never looked at either candidate's platforms or voted based on actual issues, just based on who he can "see" himself in.

=====Social awareness and boundaries=====
[[Image:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|right|The [[attraction sign]] in action. Struggling with social norms and approaching people is a sign of autism.]]
Chris struggles with social approach. He believed that holding up a literal [[sign]] with his requirements for an eligible sweetheart was a socially acceptable way to meet people. He would [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pace around]] public places aimlessly, and he has difficulty initiating conversations. He sometimes starts off the convo with botched attempts at pickup lines, and [[random-access humor]]. Nowadays, much of his social approach takes the form of meet-and-greet photo ops at [[conventions]], though he still screws it up.

Chris doesn't understand the concept of boundaries, whether physical or verbal. He kissed people he met seconds ago at [[TooManyGames]]. He was quite handsy with [[Megan]] and [[Emily]], and he buried his face in [[Catherine]]'s breasts. He regularly refers to his [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] by their first name, sometimes even by [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|pet names]] they don't even use. He doesn't seem to understand that different relationships call for different sets of social norms.

Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social dysfunction. Without provocation, he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]], his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], his autism itself, and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]</ref> He mostly takes interest in himself while talking, only occasionally taking interest in his conversational partner.

All of the above could be explained by Chris's lack of social awareness. One notable instance of this, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|black]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

====2: Nonverbal communication====
[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Demonstrating poor eye contact.]]
Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]" (though [[Barb]] displays a similar stare). When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. Also, notice his inconsistent eye contact in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] news interview. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural. His incompetency with emotional display extends to his [[art]] and comics as well. He has a hard time displaying emotion on his characters' faces, and has even added emoticons :) to the speech bubbles to make up for his lack of ability to communicate through his art and writing alone.

Chris also has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year-old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour. He didn't realize that [[Emily]] and [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] were the same person, even though their voices and laughs were obviously identical. Chris is inconsistent with his self-portraits and drawings of other people, relying more on color schemes and cosmetics (hair, clothing choices, etc.) than on facial features to distinguish them apart. In his attempt at a [[Barack Obama#White House gag|political cartoon]], he relies on labels and arrows to distinguish the characters instead of exaggerating their facial features like mainstream political cartoonists. He also depicts Obama in a traditional African cap he seldom wears.

[[Image:0485-CWC18th16.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has had very little social interaction since high school. This is one of the few pictures of him with his [[gal pals]], and it only shows him from behind.]]

====3: Interpersonal relationships====
Chris's social dysfunction has caused him trouble with developing and maintaining relationships – platonic or romantic. Many non-autistics have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing.

Chris's earliest friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], was more of a bully than a friend; she locked him in the crawlspace of her house. His high school [[Gal-Pals]] were "hired help": Bob and the principal arranged a deal where they were paid to hang out with Chris. He rarely hung out with them outside school hours, except on his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] and at [[prom]].

Chris has had very few friends as an adult. He loses friends regularly, manages to get [[banned]] from his favorite hangouts, and has no contact with any of his beloved high school Gal-Pals. He did have a circle of [[Pokémon League friends|adult friends who played Pokémon with him]], but he lost contact with them once he switched his focus to [[imaginary friends]].

Despite this, Chris's social life was robust in comparison with his love life. Chris is in his forties, and he hasn't had a serious romantic relationship or any consensual contact with the opposite sex (aside from a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] and [[Affair with Mother|his own mother]], though whether the latter was completely consensual remains questionable), or [[bisexual|same sex]] for that matter. His foray into [[Dating profiles|online dating]] was a failure, and every one of his [[sweethearts]] was either [[Megan|just a friend]] or a troll. He viewed his desperate search as a [[Love Quest]] – a saga that began on his 21st birthday, and only ended when he got into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his OCs.

Chris is also estranged from his family outside his parents. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] has blocked him on social media. He has little contact with his other half brother [[David Alan Chandler|David]], and knows even less of his half-sister [[Carol Chandler|Carol]].

As with many autistics, Chris does manage to have good relationships with animals, whether [[Patti|real]] or [[Sonichu (species)|fake]]. Animals are more direct and don't have as complex of social rituals as humans. Animals also serve as a "social lubricant" for people on the spectrum. Anyone who knows anything about Temple Grandin can back this up.

===B: Chris's restricted and repetitive behaviors===
To receive an autism diagnosis, the DSM-5 requires restricted and repetitive behaviors [https://archive.ph/YxSOM in at least two of the following four categories.] Chris meets all of them; examples are given below:

====1: Movements and speech====
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|Chris refers to the [[Xbox]] as the "HEXbox", showing both his [[brand loyalty]] and vocabulary of made-up words.|250px]]
Chris often exhibits echolalia, which means he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]]. He tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. He uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

Autism is also linked to [[speech impediment]]s. Chris has trouble with articulation, and often slurs words together like "[[ED|Essaikapeeia Dramakka Payzh]]" and "[[Chris|Krishnwessonchanler]]". He frequently stutters, clutters his words, and speaks in a higher-pitched register.

Chris's unusual [[mannerisms]] are another sign. He rocks back and forth (dubbed "The Autistic Shuffle"), especially when [[stress]]ed. He uses the same gestures repeatedly, such as his [[stress sigh]], [[The Claw of Fail]], and the infamous [[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]].

An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of {{w|hypotonia}}, which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly.

[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|left|250px|Chris has spent the majority of his adult life in his bedroom.]]

====2: Insistence on sameness====
One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life]], has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women]], and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old lifestyle of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self-improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie]], Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

Some autistic people follow rules so strictly that it's bordering OCD. Chris however, has the opposite problem. He lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with a very inconsistent plot, wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Autistics generally have "special interests." These interests can range from familiar subjects popular with most people, to specialised interests and areas of higher study, from elevators to astrophysics, or in Chris's case, Sonic the Hedgehog.]]

====3: Fixations and special interests====
Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, cartoons, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].

Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistics have difficulty maintaining relationships with people, they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in autistic children.

Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays and middle names that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].

Chris's fixations also manifest as [[brand loyalty]]. Chris has been loyal to Nintendo, Sega and Sony, to the exclusion of [[HEXbox|Microsoft]]. He's loyal to [[McDonald's]] and dislikes [[Burger King]]. He felt that [[Harry Potter]] was a threat to [[Pokemon]]. His brand loyalty went beyond simple preferences and extended to actual obsessions and hatreds. He'd hype up [[Axe]] and [[Walmart]] in videos. He'd blindly trust advertisements and even include ads of his own in his comics.

Chris's [[transgender]] identity is yet another fixation. According to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans folks are more likely to be autistic than the general population. The link is caused by, among other traits, autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender). Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered "girly", such as passiveness. Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex and display less regard for gender roles. Chris and many other autistics perceive their quirks as being "female in a male body" or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.

His fixation showed itself strongly when Sega changed [[Sonic]]'s arms from tan to [[Sonic Boom protests|blue]]. Chris launched a crusade that ended with him [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent GameStop employee]]; a criminal offense launched entirely by a minor change to a fictional character who happens to be Chris's icon.

====4: Sensory processing====
Autism affects how the brain interprets the senses. Chris is often either hypo- or hypersensitive to sensory stimulation. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref> Loud sounds also bother Chris. He skipped pep rallies in high school,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]</ref> and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.

Sensory dysfunction isn't limited to the five external senses – it extends to internal, "hidden senses" such as balance, body position, [[Obesity|hunger]], thirst, [[biological clock|time]], [[pickles|gag reflex]], and internal body pressure (such as when one has to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the facilities]]).

==Severity of Chris's autism==
[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris will be quick to tell you about it, though.]]

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing average or above-average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the {{w|DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR}} or the {{w|ICD-10}}. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

The newer {{w|DSM-5}} ''does'' distinguish different levels of severity based on the amount of support needed, but the new term is "Autism Spectrum Disorder [[Vidya|Level 1]]", not "High-Functioning Autism". Additionally, the autism community detests functioning labels since they oversimplify the spectrum as a one-dimensional scale. When describing whether or not someone can speak, the community prefers "verbal" and "nonverbal" instead of "high/low functioning."

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformities, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them in extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward "low-functioning" autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he lived with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soils his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write and draw, [[Speech impediment|even if]] [[Chris and art|he's not]] [[Son-Chu#Distracted driving|the best]] [[Chris and writing|at these things]]. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as Elon Musk, Temple Grandin, and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]], amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life – hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.

But what's most hypocritical of it all is that Chris himself allegedly stopped speaking at the age of one and didn't speak again until he was seven. This is a major language delay, and he would have been considered low-functioning at the time. This is especially relevant since Chris was diagnosed in the eighties, and HFA/Asperger's was only recognized in the English-speaking world in the 1990s. At the time of his diagnosis, being autistic required at least a delay in speech acquisition, if not complete muteness.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and religion|God]] put the mute button on me".<ref>[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]</ref> (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>{{w|Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism}}</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development, even a random babysitter. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with autism by doctors when he was a child as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [https://archive.is/PROpt positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is also worth noting that [[Bob]] was an engineer, and studies have found higher autism rates among children of engineers (and other technical occupations).<ref>https://archive.is/BHfBO</ref> Bob's granddaughter [[Savannah]] is also autistic.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic", although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six". However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six".) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning", but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven – that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==
Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to physically restrain him while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because "they did not understand Autism". In the [[1980s]]. When autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of "I do not know".

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is [[Chris and hypocrisy|perfectly justified]], but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]".

Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to "{{w|Missing white woman syndrome|Missing White Woman Syndrome}}", and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) [[Chris and his ego|he's a brave little boy for living with it]]. His song "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert. His tone-deafness for singing is fairly unusual for an autistic individual as well – autistic people tend to have stronger pitch perception, and they are more likely to have perfect pitch than the general population.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves]]. Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>https://archive.ph/ckSNI</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed {{w|MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth}} alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction has probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. In fact, Asperger syndrome was eliminated and replaced with "autism spectrum disorder, level 1" in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>https://archive.is/TPWcu</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

===Chris on Neurotypicality===



Chris also has little understanding of the concept of neurotypicality, the state of lacking any kind of autistic traits. Some people on the autism spectrum, especially those with [[Aspergers]], are deemed to be of above-average intelligence or possess a special talent in another field like music or art. Chris has taken that to mean that he himself must also be in that same group of autistics, where he is much smarter than the average person. This is especially prevalent during the Dimensional Merge era, where he refers to non-believers as "neurotypically hindered".

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. He had special education classes in addition to his mainstreaming - [[coping]] skills classes during both middle and high school.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem and doing nothing to help it) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to blaming it for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''". A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was "suffering" from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that "''I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos, and he would continue to make autism-related content in the future.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==
===Chris on other autistics===
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Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics," you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has once expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (ironically, many feel this way about Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can, therefore, be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

His stance on autistic people would seem to shift a little in 2011, with him further believing himself to be a spokesperson for autism. Chris had attempted to educate people about autistic people in his Little Big Planet 2 series, the [[Autism Tutorial]]. The second part of the series had Chris decreaing that all autistic people should "man and woman up, respectively" in order to socialize with other people. In the extra part of the series, Chris slapped his representation of Hans Asperger out of the belief that he "selfishly put his ill name" with association with the disorder.

Chris has also claimed that his long-time friend [[Anna McLerran]] is autistic.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021]]</ref>

===The autistic community on Chris===
For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel;" that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window into hell".]]

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

The [https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Autism Wiki] called Chris an enemy of the Autism Community until the article was removed on 4 March 2019.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== References ==
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==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Christian Chandler on the Autism Wiki]
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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' was the name [[Chris]] gave to his car. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]". Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

It is not known when Chris obtained his driver's license. In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], made near the end of Chris's senior year of [[high school]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive at this point. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.

The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>

On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>

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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.

The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.

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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at 14 Branchland Court.]]
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.

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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.
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==Handicap parking permit==
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]])<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> and Barb has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>https://archive.is/fIK3F</ref> It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.

About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.

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==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
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==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}

===Collisions and near-misses===
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref>

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==Other incidents==
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref>

==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===Barb's Aerostar===
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.

===The Mitsu===
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
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== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Manchester High School

2023-04-13T10:17:06Z

VoDKa: archiving links

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent 4 years of Chris's life.]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many [[Chris and socialization|friends]] over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, [[Abusive babysitter|crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom]]<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian]], [[Virginia]], is a high school that [[Chris]] attended from [[1990s#1996|1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High school|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life,<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> He would like nothing more than to use a time machine to return to these halcyon days.

==Known accomplishments==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]
[[Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|thumb|Tungsten. That is all.]]

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], [[Chris and coping|"Coping Skills"]], and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the [[Manchester High leaks]], he received a D+ in English in his junior year, having not turned in several major assignments and getting failing grades on most of the ones he did turn in. Chris proudly claims he was mainstreamed through high school, but the special education classes imply that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but not much more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

;10th grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;11th grade
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English 1999 Grade Report|English Class - 78%]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting Interview|Parenting Interview]] (grade 50/50)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Describing Development|Describing Development worksheet]] (grade 10/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting|Parenting worksheets]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Empathy Belly essay|Empathy Belly essay]] (grade 30/30)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendment Timeline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Strategic Defense Initiative essay|Strategic Defense Initiative essay]] (grade 10/10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Election worksheet|Election worksheet]] (grade 18/18)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|Canterbury Tales essay]] (grade 69%)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|Japan War essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Best President Essay|Best President essay]] (grade 43/50 + 10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Student Life Essay|Student Life essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#S.O.L. Test|Standards of Learning essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#13 Lucky Writing Tips|13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Adjectives worksheet|Spanish adjectives worksheet]] (grade 20/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las Profesiones worksheet|Spanish "Las Profesiones" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las profesiones y nacionalidad|Spanish "Las profesiones y nacionalidad" worksheet]] (grade 30/32)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock resume]] (grade 83.1/100)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock job interview]] (grade 33.1/40)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Getting Acquainted|Chemistry "Getting Acquainted" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Safety in the Kitchen worksheet|"Safety in the Kitchen" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety outline|"Kitchen Safety" outline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet|"Kitchen Safety" true/false worksheet]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. During his senior year, he had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school had alternating "odd" and "even" days; on odd days he ate alone). He seemed to have had a strong dislike toward pupils he saw as immature boys,<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> which might be related to Chris having been constantly picked on. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]]
* [[Gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]
* [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Quarles]], happy and giggly
* [[Joseph Herring]], fellow water boy for the basketball team (graduated 1998)
* Brian, [[JERKS|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his "friends" outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated. He couldn't go to pep rallies because they were "too loud".

Years later, Chris found out that none of his gal-pals actually liked him that much and hung around with him mostly out of pity, much to his devastation. In the Facebook post where he revealed this, he also made the bizarre claim that he hadn't really been bullied much because he'd never been beaten up or stuffed into a locker, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the vast majority of school bullying consists of emotional, not physical abuse.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==
[[File:TheLancers.jpg|thumb|100px|The logo of the team Chris uploaded on [[Facebook]] on 9 [[August 2013]].]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and his Ego|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball]] team during his freshman year, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory, so much so that he continues to obsess about it... ''over a decade after graduating''.

A few references were slipped into the comic. Manchester High was featured heavily in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] back in time to [[1990s#1996|1996]], when Chris was a fourteen-year old waterboy. Based on his actions in the comic, his "manager" job consisted of leaning against a wall. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleader outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

On 9 [[August 2013]], as Chris continued to fantasize about his high school years, Chris uploaded the logo of the team on [[Facebook]]. In November he revealed his "fantastical" [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego high school]], which was festooned with a number of Lancers stickers. It featured a basketball court, gymnasium, showers, and locker room.

<center><gallery>
File:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|Chris the towel boy.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|The ModNation version.
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|Manchester High basketball player.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|And of course a cheerleader.
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|And, uh, a [[Transformers|Transformer]] Lancer.
File:Lego Lancers.jpg|The Lancers go Lego.
</gallery></center>

{{-}}

==The Bus==
[[File:Short busses.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's photo. "These busses are full of nutty '[[slow-in-the-minds]]'."]]
[[File:Lego school bus.jpg|thumb|In fantasyland, Chris rides the long bus.]]

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. He would be scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]]. The school switched him to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus.

In Chris's version of events, he and a [[Niggo|black boy]] were "in constant competition" to be first off the bus; one day, the other boy punched Chris in order to beat him out the door. At this point, Chris's recollections are inconsistent – in one version, he did not fight back, did not bleed, and his glasses were broken;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/> in another, Chris punched back and ended up a nosebleed;<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in yet another, his glasses were unbroken.<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref>

Chris's parents then met with school administration, who placed Chris on the Special Ed bus while the other boy "got off scott-free".

Given Chris's propensity for framing himself as the victim and his unrealistic assessment (a high school freshman isn't going to care about a race to get off the school bus first, especially against a mentally slow student, and if he had, and assaulted Chris for it, the school would have thrown the book at him), it's likely the events unfolded a different way. Chris, in his autistic zeal to be first off the bus, might have simply bumped into the other student, slipped, and fell.

{{-}}

==The Senior Prom==
Unknowingly foreshadowing future events, Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. His [[gal pal]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. Prior to the handing out of the diplomas was an award ceremony recognizing gifted students. Chris became jealous and upset that he was not given an award for his art class assignments. Chris was so upset about this that, many years later, he fantasised about going back in time and slipping in an award for himself.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref> When the diploma ceremony rolled around and it was his turn to receive it, a despondent Chris took his diploma, slapped away the hand of the presenter when he offered a handshake,<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain]]</ref> then ran off to cry. The Star pin has since been lost.<ref> [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Trophies]]</ref>

In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara Chandler|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:Chris accepting diploma at MHS graduation.jpg|thumb|Chris accepts his MHS diploma on stage. This photo must have been taken immediately before he ran off to cry.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

More recently, however, he has rewritten the story to incorporate his nostalgia for lost friendships:<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]. See also [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]] and [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris is losing friends]].</ref>

{{quotebox|Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

{{-}}

==Yearbooks==
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|Chris's yearbook photo.]]

The yearbook bore the title ''MASALA'', a Hindi term for a "mixture".<ref>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] at 1:49</ref> Chris bought two yearbooks, apparently because he gave order forms to both [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to fill out. Nobody signed his yearbook because they weren't delivered until after graduation.<ref>[[Rental_House_Tour]]</ref> Chris enjoyed looking at (and [[mass debating]] to?) the image of his old gal-pals and included many yearbook images on the 2007 DVD.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref> In 2009, he threw his yearbook around the room in a demonstration of strength.<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde]]</ref> In 2010, Chris showed the yearbooks during his abortive attempt to scare up a class reunion.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref> The yearbooks survived the 2014 [[fire]] with smoke and water damage. In 2017, [[Catherine]] and Al saw the yearbooks at 14 BC.

==Lingering attachments==
{{quote|I left my [[heart level|heart]] back at Manchester High in Midlothian.|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}

Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autism|autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, in whom Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga. His graduation ceremony is perhaps one of his most painful memories, and it's particularly fitting that Chris transforms the experience into a villain in his own comic book, all things considered.

In 2013, inspired in large part by ''[[My Little Pony]]: [[Equestria Girls]]'' (his second favorite movie of all time), Chris made a Lego model of his school, complete with labelled mini-figures of his old gal pals, because Chris being Chris, he obviously doesn't realize how creepy making effigies of his former lovers is. In October, he showcased his creation in a [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|YouTube video]], a few days after [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|discovering]] that his high school gal pals, being brave and compassionate souls, only tolerated him and allowed him near them out of pity. Not that Chris appreciates such charity.

When his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]] on 10 January 2014, the Lego high school partially melted, and was photographed and salvaged by Chris the very next day. One of his first orders of business after moving into his [[Rental House|temporary home]] was to rebuild the school, which he accomplished by March, rededicating it to MHS. He continued to expand it into the summer, and used his high school yearbook to make Lego figurines of the entire staff.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Reunion.jpg|thumb|Chris's flier for the failed 15 annual reunion.]]

Chris's intense yearning to return to high school manifested itself in a protracted focus on attending his reunion. He imagined his reunion almost exclusively within the context of reconnecting with his old gal-pals, specifically [[Tiffany Gowen]], who he planned on asking to dance. In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris noted that he didn't know exactly when this would take place, but he made no effort to find out until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him by then. He decided to be proactive and took several clumsy steps to bring the reunion to fruition. He planned to call the principal and demand action. He made a post on [http://www.classmates.com/reunions/Manchester-High-School/Class-of-2000/281228 Classmates.com] announcing the event. He personally typed up a list of his classmates' names, and on 27 [[August 2010]], uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], a desperate plea for help in organizing it. Then he left it up to his father to field the incoming calls. Nothing came of this apart from [[weening]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]], [[Jackie E-mails 10]], and [[Jackie E-mails 21]].</ref> In November there may have been a class reunion,{{cite}} but either way, Chris did not attend.

Three years later, still missing his old circle of gal-pals, he tried again, this time for a fifteenth annual reunion, even though it would be ''two years'' in the future. In August 2013, he contacted and friended everyone in the Class of 2000 he could track down. He sent gifts to some of them and started to refer to his class as "My Family." "I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for," he emphasized.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Reunion update]]</ref> With the assistance of smarter people than himself, he produced a flier, and used his personal Facebook page to provide updates. Simultaneously he engrossed himself in the parallel fantasy of constructing his Lego Manchester High School. However, a combination of general apathy, troll shenanigans, and his Facebook friends' exposure to the bizarre and assholish sides of Chris thwarted his efforts. The roof caved in on 30 October, when he learned that his so-called friends had been nothing more than "hired help." He sank into depression and stopped caring about the reunion. The following summer he grumbled, "F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining [[Chris_and_socialization|socializing]] and making reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

2015 came and went, no reunion is known to have been held, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it. With his ideal fantasy of high school shattered into pieces, it is likely Chris has completely given up on this universe of being happy and well liked in High School and has shifted his attention to a different [[Dimensional_Merge|universe]] where he is all powerful and worshipped as a goddess. In any case, it's fairly likely that Manchester High has long since banned him from setting foot on it as it happened with PVCC.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

== References ==
<references />

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20160923053214/https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/mchs/home School Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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University of Virginia

2023-04-13T10:00:09Z

VoDKa: /* UVA student on Chris */ archiving link

[[File:1024px-University of Virginia Rotunda 2006.jpg|thumb|300px]]
The '''University of Virginia''', founded by [[A Hike|Thomas Jefferson]] himself in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], has been declared a [[Wikipedia:World Heritage Site|World Heritage Site]] and is a famous example of [[Wikipedia:Neoclassical architecture|neoclassical architecture]], in addition to being consistently regarded as one of the best universities in the [[United States of America]].

Despite the University's prestige and status as one of the most respected universities in the West, this cannot save it from the unfortunate fame of being one of [[Chris]]'s prime [[attraction locations]] for his [[Love Quest]].

As early as 2005, Chris spent time in the Alderman Library and the café playing his [[Nintendo|DS]] in hopes of attracting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to be his [[sweetheart]]. According to local [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]] goon vikivil, Chris would also leave some [[business card]]s behind in the library with the address to his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] printed on them. It can be reasonably assumed that these cards might have been one of the early seeds to his later Internet infamy.

Chris was spotted by a student at UVA there on 26 October 2007. He would go on to discuss Chris on Something Awful, marking the first step in Chris's higher profile on the internet and the beginning of constant trolling.

Chris alluded to "the campus" in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] video, suggesting that he may still have been considering UVA as an attraction location at this time.

Despite the fact that Chris has never set foot on the campus for any other reason than his Love Quest, Chris has taken part in several events held at the university, even making a television appearance while participating in one of them.

==Sonichu on UVA==
In ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #5, "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]" ([[Chris and reality|read: Chris]]) did a review of the UVA Library:
{{quotebox|After hanging at Fashion Square and PVCC, Sonichu, the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]], decided to give the University of Virginia a try. He found the campus grounds serene and peaceful with its history, scenery and plenty of grass to rest on. He found himself educated within the libraries’ many books, and made like he was in Paris with the outdoor tables and chairs. And the “Corner” stores had an interesting selection of items from pencil sets to DVDs. He gave the UVA 5/5 Lightning Bolts of approval. Thank you UVA, for a very peaceful place to chill at in the city of Charlottesville.}}

==UVA student on Chris==
[[File:Alderman library lounge.png|right|thumb|Alderman Library. Imagine Chris here.]]
{{quotebox|So Sonichu returned to Alderman today. I am not sure what to make of him. He sits in his chair and draws his sonichu comics, harmless, i assme. Yet, I feel like he knows he's different. He knows that the world rushing in front of him is not his own. Surrounded by the "brightest" students in America, whatever that means, he sits in his chair and draws. 23 years old. I'm not sure he even [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduated high school]]. In front of him texts of [[Wikipedia:Plato|Plato]], [[Wikipedia:William Faulkner|Faulkner]], [[Chris and religion|God]], and [[Wikipedia:Heinrich von Kleist|Kleist]] swirl. Does he have the capacity to understand these works? Whether he can or not, I am not sure, but their is something in his eyes that realizes that there is a level of understanding and thought that he is unable to partake in. As he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book, he falls into himself- into the markers and colors on the page in front of him. (coffee idea) He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.<ref>[https://archive.ph/VAJWB LiveJournal] 13 April 2005</ref>}}

==Fake number==
On 12 [[March 2009]], Chris talked to seven girls at Alderman Library. One of them gave him a number. "But unfortunately it was a fake... but unfortunately it was a bad number" because it was out of service. Chris was emotionally prepared for that though, since he had watched [[Wikipedia:The Strike (Seinfeld)|an episode]] of ''[[Seinfeld]]'' where [[Wikipedia:Elaine Benes|Elaine]] gives fake numbers to guys and a funny situation resulted with her wanting a free sub.<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

==2017 events==
[[File:Love is love 2017 1.jpg|thumb|Top left, in the white jacket.]]
Chris attended the Love is Love event on 10 February. It consisted of people wearing shirts supplied by the UVA's LGBTQ center and gathering to sing ''Good Old Song'', UVA's school anthem.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Attending Love is Love event]]</ref>

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According to Facebook posts, he made plans to attend a date auction charity event at the campus on 9 February.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Attending a date auction]]</ref>

In June 2017, he attended the [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] event, where he was quoted by local news media.
{{quotebox|Do not hate. Hate is not so good and to be paranoid is a bust. Feel love that comes from us and try to feel love that you can offer at least from within yourselves, for yourselves.}}

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:University of Virginia|Wikipedia article]]

{{Education}}
{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Christopher's name change

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[[Image:Bearsteinofficial.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Godbear|"I am GodBear Almighty; walk before me faithfully and be blameless. Then I will make [[Anchuent Prophecy|my covenant]] between me and you and will greatly increase your numbers." Christopher fell facedown, and the Bear said to him, "As for me, this is my covenant with you: No longer will you be called Christopher; your name will be Christian, for you will be the father of [[CWCville|many <s>towns</s> nations]]."]]
::''"Christopher" redirects here. For the troll named Christopher, see [[Asperchu]].''
At age ten, Christopher Weston Chandler '''changed his name''' to [[Christian Weston Chandler]] as a result of events in December [[1992]]. His name was legally changed in late 1993 or early 1994. Given the significance Chris ascribes to his identity and his name, it's no wonder that he continues to consider this to be one of the most significant events of his life.

In 2016, Chris legally changed his name a second time to "[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]]".<ref>[[Name change#Christian to Christine]]</ref> Two years later, he would say that his full name was Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, but he did not file to add Sonichu to his name.

==Leonard Bearstein==
Chris credits his name change to "Leonard Bearstein", an animatronic bear in a musical program presented at shopping malls and other venues. The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra is still in operation to this day, running shows in North Carolina, Virginia, and elsewhere during the Christmas season. The Leonard character is designed to be fully interactive and engage in conversations with the audience via a human operator behind the scenes.<ref>[http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein's website]</ref><ref>[<s>http://www.facebook.com/pages/Leonard-Bearstein/205357189065</s> Leonard Bearstein has a Facebook FFS https://archive.vn/IuXUS the Post]</ref> During a shopping trip to [[Richmond]] in late 1992, the Chandler family encountered the Bearstein show at the Regency Square shopping mall (now [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]]). Chris was evidently fascinated by the spectacle, and due to the light turnout that day, he received considerable attention from the interactive bear. The performer operating Leonard asked Chris his name, and misheard "Christopher" as "Christian." Chris and his family seem to attribute this error to Leonard's English accent, rather than the fact that a [[speech impediment|mumbling]] kid was slurring to a man over a microphone built into a robotic bear. (While the name "Christian" was uncommon outside the UK until the late 80s, "Christopher" is a very common name on both sides of the Atlantic, and that's ignoring the fact that Bearstein could be faking his accent.) <ref name="a">[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

For reasons understood only by him, Chris adopted the new name and insisted upon being called by it.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> [[1993|On 29 December 1993]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' ran [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|a fluff piece]] on the incident. The story drew a connection between Chris's experience with the bear and his successes in finding an [[autism]]-friendly school and winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and reported the family's decision to begin the legal process to rename him. It also quoted Chris's father [[Bob]] as admitting that he had wanted to name his son "Christian" to begin with, but "was chicken".<ref name="a" /><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Christopher|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]], 52:22</ref>

Chris has [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|repeatedly]] [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts|misstated]] [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|the date of the event]] as 1989, as has Bob, who said it took place when Chris was "seven or eight years old".<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)]]</ref>

==Significance today==
[[Image:Crystal.jpg|thumb|right|Who the hell is Christopher? Now you know.]]
As even a cursory examination will reveal, Chris is fixated on his own name and events from his childhood. Thus an event which resulted in him having ''two'' names to obsess over is of supreme importance to him, even after almost twenty years. However, Chris routinely glosses over key details in the story – at times he will simply refer to "Christopher" or discuss being renamed by "a conducting Bear" as if no further context is required.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]</ref> For example, the [[trolls]]' first real insight into the event comes from this brief note in Chris's [[DVD]] slideshow:

{{quote|Before moving from Ruckersville to Richmond, in December of [[1989]], my family and I were watching the Regency Square Bear Band perform. When the Conductor asked me my name, I told him "Christopher", but apparently he was english, since he misunderstood me and called me "Christian". The name change settled in. Originally when I was born my father wanted to name me Christian, but he chickened out and named me Christopher.|Chris's note in his DVD Slideshow<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]]</ref>}}

As seen here, even at age 25 Chris saw no need to explain why he would change his name at the behest of a total stranger, ursine or otherwise.

Chris's fixation on his identity came to the fore during the [[Liquid Saga]], when he was confronted with an impostor of himself. In his struggle to affirm his uniqueness in the universe, Chris reluctantly conceded that Liquid might truly share the name "Christian Weston Chandler", but clung to the idea that he and he alone was ''born'' Christopher Weston Chandler and later ''became'' Christian Weston Chandler. (This, of course, missed the point that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was not merely taking credit for Chris's accomplishments but was claiming to ''be'' the true and honest Christian, name change and all.) This became a recurring theme in Chris's videos at the time, as he would repeatedly cite his name change as something that the impostor could not possibly claim as his own.

Since Liquid and others were constantly accusing Chris of being an impostor named "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]", Chris frequently asserted the authenticity of his name. However, the name change clouds the matter, and Chris could not even use a phrase like "my God-given name" without qualifiers:

{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[God]] and the bear has given me throughout my whole life.|Chris makes no sense, 6 [[August 2009]]<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref>}}

Along with Chris's tendency to refer to [[God and Jesus]] in the same breath (or even [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|the same word]]), this quote gave rise to the troll meme that Leonard Bearstein is an avatar of GodJesus, or perhaps GodBear.

==Christopher as a separate personality==
{{quote|We left Christopher over there with those people in Greene County.|Bob, 19 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Recent Activity.jpg|thumb|250px|"Christopher" in action]]

That Chris's preadolescence has a name unto itself seems to encourage Chris to treat "Christopher" as a former life. In his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special|KCWC dedication special]], Christian dedicated a song to Christopher and explained the distinction:

{{quote|Coming in at number five! It's a dedication to myself but also mainly to my pa-to my... to the one that was at my birth name: Christopher. Christopher Weston Chandler. Before the name change and all, he still lives in me in [[heterochromia|my one blue eye]]. And in my heart and soul. Cuz he is me, I am him.|Chris, 12 [[August 2009]]<ref>[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 4: #6 and #5]]</ref>}}

Shortly thereafter, Chris briefly tried to imply that Christian and Christopher were [[30 August 2009|split personalities]], going as far as faving [[anime]] porn videos on [[YouTube]] in the name of "Christopher".<ref>[[:File:Recent Activity.jpg]]</ref> However, he quickly abandoned the act, and later admitted that he made the whole thing up.<ref>[[Mailbag 4]]</ref> He also tried it on [[Kacey]], but she didn't bite.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref>

Despite Chris's assertion that Christopher lives on in him, it would appear Christopher's spirit haunts the grounds at [[14 Branchland Court]], judging by the account of ace field agent [[JenkinsJinkies]]:

{{squote|I went over to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, "Hello". I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too; strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. [[Troll]]." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shittin' my pants here]]. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Elementary School]] were; they did not understand me and [[Autism|my mind]]. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an [[abusive babysitter]] called "Roache" locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at [[James Madison University]]; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence. [...] I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and [[Patti]], protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave.|Jenkins reports on the Chandler household, 27 July 2010<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&highlight=#1068]</ref>}}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg|From the [[scrapbook]]
Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|From the [[DVD]]
File:The Place-1st Layer- 08Jan21 - Plushes photo.jpg|Chris's plush of Leonard
Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|Bearstein performance in the Regency Sq. Mall
Image:Godbear.jpg|A challenger appeared. Beware, Raptor Jesus!
Image:Bearsteinofficial.jpg|Another performance
Image:Leonard Bernstein.jpg|[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|No relation]]
Image:Angrybear.png|Don't mess with GodBear.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]
*[[Carlos Chantor]]
*[[Transgender|Christine Chandler]]
*[[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], another pivotal event in Chris's life involving Regency Mall

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20011203063210/http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ earliest archive of Leonard Bearstein's site]
*[https://archive.vn/VjC7y Archive of Richmond Times - Dispatch article, 29 December 1993]
*[https://www.shopregencymall.com/ Regency Square Mall site]

{{BearsteinSaga}}

[[Category:Events]]

Chris in the media

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[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>https://archive.ph/R3RqE</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>https://archive.ph/uvQ2G</ref>

==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://archive.ph/pRiFq</ref>

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===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

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Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]]:

{{quotebox|On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White MALE was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells her son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://archive.ph/b4hlr</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

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===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://web.archive.org/web/20161217205012/https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, stating [https://archive.is/mc1Hf "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
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Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

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In the behind the scenes video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
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===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

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<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode "Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed in a [[Affair with Mother|now deleted tweet]] by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210618184814/https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

==Proposed media roles==
===Smiling Friends===
In an interview with The Create Unknown podcast, Zach Hadel and Michael Cusak, showrunners of [[Adult Swim]] cartoon Smiling Friends, discussed that they had planned for Chris to be offered a voice role in an episode of the show. Chris was to voice a grease puddle in a brief one-off role in the episode "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?", however, contractual issues at the studio - which would have forced them to cast him in multiple episodes - prevented them being able to offer Chris the role.<ref>https://youtu.be/t9SS8hMOF4k?t=2065</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06R7mspyoRw</ref>

[[File:Tainted Isaac Card.jpg|thumb|150px|What would have been released had Chris not [[Affair with Mother|did it with his mother]].]]
===The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls===
On June 17th, 2021 ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' creator Edmund McMillen revealed on Twitter that the card for the character "Broken Isaac" would be illustrated by Chris. Following the [[Jail Saga|events]] of the month after, the artwork was replaced by a drawing by McMillen's daughter. <ref>https://archive.is/Vzrnq</ref><ref>https://archive.is/uVirz/</ref>

==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://archive.ph/V2uJB]</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

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The last episode of {{w|Something Awful}}'s “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then-boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured on Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post that promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the now-defunct r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, the defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supportive of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side, a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of the controversial neo-masculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' from the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:20 in the link.

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}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own style. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

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{{main|Sonic Rebuilt}}
A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

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===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge of Sonic trivia. One of the questions asked is if Sonichu is an unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

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|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
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===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Edmund McMillen===
On May 26th, 2020 game developer Edmund Mcmillen, largely known for creating Super Meat Boy and The Binding Of Isaac held a livestream regarding his upcoming card game "Tapeworm".
Within the background of the video, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.

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McMillen also follows Chris' Twitter account and has stated during a follow-up livestream that his favorite saga was the Megan Saga and the creation of the first few issues of Sonichu. He later commissioned Chris to create artwork for the Binding of Isaac: Four Souls card game, but the commission was rescinded on 1 August 2021, in light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations.<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref>

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned Alt-Right cartoonist replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of another Alt-Right cartoonist named Stonetoss with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right-hand corner.
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===Angry Video Game Nerd===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|250px|Front and back of the medallion worn by Grant.]]
On 15 [[March 2021]] the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of ''Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown'' for the Gameboy Color. In the video, Grant Duffrin from [[Shrek_Retold|3GI]] can be seen wearing a Shrek medallion similar in style to Chris' [[Sonichu Medallion]]. One shot at the 12:10 mark reveals the back of the medallion and Chris's "Magi-Chan Sonichu" [[signature]] is visible.

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|name= Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
| stardate = 15 March 2021
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
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===Cum Town===
Nick Mullen of noted podcast [[Wikipedia:Cum Town|''Cum Town'']] is a Chris-chan fan and has mentioned him several times, most notably on the 2016 episode "How Many Y'all Like Sex".<ref>[https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/ep-28-how-many-yall-like-sex SoundCloud]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= CUMTOWN - The Story of Chris Chan by Nick Mullen
| stardate = 23 May 2018
|ytid = TFumiybmVqE
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{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Got Out Of Jail - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

| stardate = 23 March 2023
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
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==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with engaging in incest with his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well-educated and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

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| name = Chris Chan on CBS 19
|date=3 [[August 2021]]
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=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson, who commented on the absurdity of Chris being sent to a female prison by the state of Virginia (the decision was later reversed, as Tucker notes). Tucker references Chris's incest charge and [[Barbara|his 79-year-old mother]]'s apparent dementia while images of a deranged-looking Chris from recent YouTube videos appear on the screen. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson refers to Chris as "Chris ''Chan''" and simply "Chan", seemingly believing that "Chan" is his legal surname. He also calls Chris a "YouTube personality".

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| name = Fox News Tucker Carlson Tonight: Chris Chan Segment (Full)
|date=6 [[August 2021]]
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==Chris Jail Escape Hoax==
Following a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] post falsely claiming Chris escaped from prison going viral on 28 August 2022, several outlets, most notable The Daily Dot<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chris-chan-jail-escape-rumors-meme/</ref> and USA Today<ref>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/09/16/fact-check-vlogger-charged-incest-still-custody-after-arrest/8037525001/</ref> would publish articles debunking the claim citing confirmations from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]], with the latter using the meme to justify the sealing of the case.

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MC Pixel Ending
|ytid = 5uOAtBkDQ_c
}}

===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point-and-click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent of that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

{{Infobox/video
|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
|ytid = Z-ltB6PeIdA
}}

===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
|ytid = zNcEIor8JWw
}}

===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspiration from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspiration from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
{{Infobox/video
|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
|ytid = J3TB6k-B6uI
}}

==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==News platforms reporting on the incest scandal==

Ever since the leaked call, Chris has caught mainstream attention once again. This time however he caught the attention of the mainstream media on a scale never seen before. To get some overview, we have put together a table of every news platform that has reported on Chris we were able to discover so far.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ news-platforms
! Name of the platform
! Link
! Country
|-
! Legit
| https://www.legit.ng/1429340-chris-chans-biography-happened-internet-personality.html || Nigeria
|-
! Summit.news
| https://summit.news/2021/08/04/trans-youtuber-chris-chan-to-be-jailed-with-female-inmates-despite-allegedly-raping-79-year-old-mother/
| Britain
|-
! Business Insider
| https://www.businessinsider.nl/chris-chan-the-online-personality-charged-with-incest-after-leaked-audio-alleged-she-raped-her-mother-was-transferred-to-a-virginia-jail/
| USA
|-
! Fox News
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw
| USA
|-
! Mako
| https://www.mako.co.il/hix-special/Article-f17202ff6e50b71027.htm
| Israel
|-
|}

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Chris in the media

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[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>https://archive.ph/R3RqE</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>https://archive.ph/uvQ2G</ref>

==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://archive.ph/pRiFq</ref>

{{clear}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]]:

{{quotebox|On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White MALE was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells her son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| ytid = qkYnMRh26Oo
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, stating [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
{{Infobox/video
|name= dodie - Monster
|ytid = BPBBZyAlu7c
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|ytid = 3dpkfUzhQJ4
}}

In the behind the scenes video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
{{-}}

===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

{{Infobox/video
|name= PopKill - Chris Chan
| stardate = 19 January 2021
|ytid = DNB6F70m9aQ
}}
<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode "Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed in a [[Affair with Mother|now deleted tweet]] by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210618184814/https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

==Proposed media roles==
===Smiling Friends===
In an interview with The Create Unknown podcast, Zach Hadel and Michael Cusak, showrunners of [[Adult Swim]] cartoon Smiling Friends, discussed that they had planned for Chris to be offered a voice role in an episode of the show. Chris was to voice a grease puddle in a brief one-off role in the episode "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?", however, contractual issues at the studio - which would have forced them to cast him in multiple episodes - prevented them being able to offer Chris the role.<ref>https://youtu.be/t9SS8hMOF4k?t=2065</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06R7mspyoRw</ref>

[[File:Tainted Isaac Card.jpg|thumb|150px|What would have been released had Chris not [[Affair with Mother|did it with his mother]].]]
===The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls===
On June 17th, 2021 ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' creator Edmund McMillen revealed on Twitter that the card for the character "Broken Isaac" would be illustrated by Chris. Following the [[Jail Saga|events]] of the month after, the artwork was replaced by a drawing by McMillen's daughter. <ref>https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1405590843252084736?lang=en</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ov0ug7/edmund_mcmillen_is_replacing_chris_chans_card/</ref>

==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false]</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

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The last episode of {{w|Something Awful}}'s “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then-boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured on Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post that promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the now-defunct r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, the defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supportive of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side, a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of the controversial neo-masculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' from the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:20 in the link.

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}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own style. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

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{{main|Sonic Rebuilt}}
A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

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===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge of Sonic trivia. One of the questions asked is if Sonichu is an unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

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===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Edmund McMillen===
On May 26th, 2020 game developer Edmund Mcmillen, largely known for creating Super Meat Boy and The Binding Of Isaac held a livestream regarding his upcoming card game "Tapeworm".
Within the background of the video, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.

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McMillen also follows Chris' Twitter account and has stated during a follow-up livestream that his favorite saga was the Megan Saga and the creation of the first few issues of Sonichu. He later commissioned Chris to create artwork for the Binding of Isaac: Four Souls card game, but the commission was rescinded on 1 August 2021, in light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations.<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref>

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned Alt-Right cartoonist replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of another Alt-Right cartoonist named Stonetoss with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right-hand corner.
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===Angry Video Game Nerd===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|250px|Front and back of the medallion worn by Grant.]]
On 15 [[March 2021]] the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of ''Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown'' for the Gameboy Color. In the video, Grant Duffrin from [[Shrek_Retold|3GI]] can be seen wearing a Shrek medallion similar in style to Chris' [[Sonichu Medallion]]. One shot at the 12:10 mark reveals the back of the medallion and Chris's "Magi-Chan Sonichu" [[signature]] is visible.

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| stardate = 15 March 2021
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===Cum Town===
Nick Mullen of noted podcast [[Wikipedia:Cum Town|''Cum Town'']] is a Chris-chan fan and has mentioned him several times, most notably on the 2016 episode "How Many Y'all Like Sex".<ref>[https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/ep-28-how-many-yall-like-sex SoundCloud]</ref>

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|name= CUMTOWN - The Story of Chris Chan by Nick Mullen
| stardate = 23 May 2018
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{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Got Out Of Jail - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

| stardate = 23 March 2023
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
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==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with engaging in incest with his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well-educated and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

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=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson, who commented on the absurdity of Chris being sent to a female prison by the state of Virginia (the decision was later reversed, as Tucker notes). Tucker references Chris's incest charge and [[Barbara|his 79-year-old mother]]'s apparent dementia while images of a deranged-looking Chris from recent YouTube videos appear on the screen. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson refers to Chris as "Chris ''Chan''" and simply "Chan", seemingly believing that "Chan" is his legal surname. He also calls Chris a "YouTube personality".

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==Chris Jail Escape Hoax==
Following a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] post falsely claiming Chris escaped from prison going viral on 28 August 2022, several outlets, most notable The Daily Dot<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chris-chan-jail-escape-rumors-meme/</ref> and USA Today<ref>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/09/16/fact-check-vlogger-charged-incest-still-custody-after-arrest/8037525001/</ref> would publish articles debunking the claim citing confirmations from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]], with the latter using the meme to justify the sealing of the case.

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point-and-click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent of that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

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|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
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===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
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|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
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===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspiration from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspiration from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
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|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
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}}

==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==News platforms reporting on the incest scandal==

Ever since the leaked call, Chris has caught mainstream attention once again. This time however he caught the attention of the mainstream media on a scale never seen before. To get some overview, we have put together a table of every news platform that has reported on Chris we were able to discover so far.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ news-platforms
! Name of the platform
! Link
! Country
|-
! Legit
| https://www.legit.ng/1429340-chris-chans-biography-happened-internet-personality.html || Nigeria
|-
! Summit.news
| https://summit.news/2021/08/04/trans-youtuber-chris-chan-to-be-jailed-with-female-inmates-despite-allegedly-raping-79-year-old-mother/
| Britain
|-
! Business Insider
| https://www.businessinsider.nl/chris-chan-the-online-personality-charged-with-incest-after-leaked-audio-alleged-she-raped-her-mother-was-transferred-to-a-virginia-jail/
| USA
|-
! Fox News
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw
| USA
|-
! Mako
| https://www.mako.co.il/hix-special/Article-f17202ff6e50b71027.htm
| Israel
|-
|}

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Chris in the media

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[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://archive.ph/pRiFq</ref>

{{clear}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]]:

{{quotebox|On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White MALE was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells her son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| ytid = qkYnMRh26Oo
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, stating [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
{{Infobox/video
|name= dodie - Monster
|ytid = BPBBZyAlu7c
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|ytid = 3dpkfUzhQJ4
}}

In the behind the scenes video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
{{-}}

===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

{{Infobox/video
|name= PopKill - Chris Chan
| stardate = 19 January 2021
|ytid = DNB6F70m9aQ
}}
<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode "Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed in a [[Affair with Mother|now deleted tweet]] by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210618184814/https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

==Proposed media roles==
===Smiling Friends===
In an interview with The Create Unknown podcast, Zach Hadel and Michael Cusak, showrunners of [[Adult Swim]] cartoon Smiling Friends, discussed that they had planned for Chris to be offered a voice role in an episode of the show. Chris was to voice a grease puddle in a brief one-off role in the episode "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?", however, contractual issues at the studio - which would have forced them to cast him in multiple episodes - prevented them being able to offer Chris the role.<ref>https://youtu.be/t9SS8hMOF4k?t=2065</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06R7mspyoRw</ref>

[[File:Tainted Isaac Card.jpg|thumb|150px|What would have been released had Chris not [[Affair with Mother|did it with his mother]].]]
===The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls===
On June 17th, 2021 ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' creator Edmund McMillen revealed on Twitter that the card for the character "Broken Isaac" would be illustrated by Chris. Following the [[Jail Saga|events]] of the month after, the artwork was replaced by a drawing by McMillen's daughter. <ref>https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1405590843252084736?lang=en</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ov0ug7/edmund_mcmillen_is_replacing_chris_chans_card/</ref>

==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false]</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|ytid = pIKTFNTBM_0
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
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The last episode of {{w|Something Awful}}'s “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then-boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured on Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post that promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the now-defunct r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, the defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supportive of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side, a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of the controversial neo-masculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' from the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:20 in the link.

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|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
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}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own style. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

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{{main|Sonic Rebuilt}}
A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

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===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge of Sonic trivia. One of the questions asked is if Sonichu is an unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

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|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
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===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Edmund McMillen===
On May 26th, 2020 game developer Edmund Mcmillen, largely known for creating Super Meat Boy and The Binding Of Isaac held a livestream regarding his upcoming card game "Tapeworm".
Within the background of the video, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.

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McMillen also follows Chris' Twitter account and has stated during a follow-up livestream that his favorite saga was the Megan Saga and the creation of the first few issues of Sonichu. He later commissioned Chris to create artwork for the Binding of Isaac: Four Souls card game, but the commission was rescinded on 1 August 2021, in light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations.<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref>

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned Alt-Right cartoonist replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of another Alt-Right cartoonist named Stonetoss with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right-hand corner.
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===Angry Video Game Nerd===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|250px|Front and back of the medallion worn by Grant.]]
On 15 [[March 2021]] the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of ''Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown'' for the Gameboy Color. In the video, Grant Duffrin from [[Shrek_Retold|3GI]] can be seen wearing a Shrek medallion similar in style to Chris' [[Sonichu Medallion]]. One shot at the 12:10 mark reveals the back of the medallion and Chris's "Magi-Chan Sonichu" [[signature]] is visible.

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| stardate = 15 March 2021
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===Cum Town===
Nick Mullen of noted podcast [[Wikipedia:Cum Town|''Cum Town'']] is a Chris-chan fan and has mentioned him several times, most notably on the 2016 episode "How Many Y'all Like Sex".<ref>[https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/ep-28-how-many-yall-like-sex SoundCloud]</ref>

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|name= CUMTOWN - The Story of Chris Chan by Nick Mullen
| stardate = 23 May 2018
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{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Got Out Of Jail - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

| stardate = 23 March 2023
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
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==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with engaging in incest with his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well-educated and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

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| name = Chris Chan on CBS 19
|date=3 [[August 2021]]
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=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson, who commented on the absurdity of Chris being sent to a female prison by the state of Virginia (the decision was later reversed, as Tucker notes). Tucker references Chris's incest charge and [[Barbara|his 79-year-old mother]]'s apparent dementia while images of a deranged-looking Chris from recent YouTube videos appear on the screen. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson refers to Chris as "Chris ''Chan''" and simply "Chan", seemingly believing that "Chan" is his legal surname. He also calls Chris a "YouTube personality".

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|date=6 [[August 2021]]
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==Chris Jail Escape Hoax==
Following a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] post falsely claiming Chris escaped from prison going viral on 28 August 2022, several outlets, most notable The Daily Dot<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chris-chan-jail-escape-rumors-meme/</ref> and USA Today<ref>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/09/16/fact-check-vlogger-charged-incest-still-custody-after-arrest/8037525001/</ref> would publish articles debunking the claim citing confirmations from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]], with the latter using the meme to justify the sealing of the case.

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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|name= MC Pixel Ending
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===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point-and-click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent of that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

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|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
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===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
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|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
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===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspiration from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspiration from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
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|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
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==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==News platforms reporting on the incest scandal==

Ever since the leaked call, Chris has caught mainstream attention once again. This time however he caught the attention of the mainstream media on a scale never seen before. To get some overview, we have put together a table of every news platform that has reported on Chris we were able to discover so far.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ news-platforms
! Name of the platform
! Link
! Country
|-
! Legit
| https://www.legit.ng/1429340-chris-chans-biography-happened-internet-personality.html || Nigeria
|-
! Summit.news
| https://summit.news/2021/08/04/trans-youtuber-chris-chan-to-be-jailed-with-female-inmates-despite-allegedly-raping-79-year-old-mother/
| Britain
|-
! Business Insider
| https://www.businessinsider.nl/chris-chan-the-online-personality-charged-with-incest-after-leaked-audio-alleged-she-raped-her-mother-was-transferred-to-a-virginia-jail/
| USA
|-
! Fox News
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw
| USA
|-
! Mako
| https://www.mako.co.il/hix-special/Article-f17202ff6e50b71027.htm
| Israel
|-
|}

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Twitter

2023-03-31T18:30:14Z

VoDKa: /* CPU_CWCSonichu (9 February 2019 - 30 July 2021) */

{{quote|31.5 Thousand Followers; now down to 25,999. All that in a number of Hours repetitively hitting “Block” down the list with my stylus|Chris, on manually blocking thousands of [[Weens|Twitter followers]] as opposed to using a bot.}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter_wiki_welcome.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]
[[File:Chris Twitter Profile Pic.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's Twitter profile pic prior to extensively roleplaying as Sonichu.]]
[[File: Feb2021CWC0.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's twitter profile picture in February 2021 after he had stopped roleplaying as Sonichu.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 280 (originally 140) characters in length. While it has its uses and has managed to last despite many criticisms, it is sometimes described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' called it a fad at one point, perhaps there is something to this claim.

However, from 2016 onward, Chris became much more active on Twitter, to the point where it [[2017 tweets|became his primary means of communicating with]] [[Trolls|the public]]. He rarely posts on his [[YouTube]] channel like he used to; he now communicates through multi-part Twitter threads and image uploads instead. Chris often fails to understand why Twitter was designed the way it is. While Twitter threads are now an official feature of the site, Chris concocted his own version of them for years prior. He acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 280 character chunks for no reason. Whenever he goes off on a long text wall broken up between dozens of tweets, he ends most of them with a "..." when he has to finish a sentence between tweets, making his tweets difficult to follow.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], most of them linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]], and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].

Chris stopped using Twitter following [[Jail Saga#Arrest|the revelations and his eventual arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], with his last tweet being on 30 [[July 2021]].

== Main accounts ==
===CWCSonichu (December 2009 - 14 June 2019)===
[[File:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|As it was, in 2010.]]

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison. Chris stopped using the site in 2013 but picked up again in June 2016 and began tweeting more and more through the rest of 2016 and into 2017, to the point where he is more active on Twitter now than ever before.

==== Subscriptions ====

Chris originally followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer followed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

With Chris's resurgence of activity, he has followed over 600 accounts, many of them belonging to [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|minor celebrities]] and [[DoopieDoOver|internet personalities]] he attempts to interact with. Some accounts he formerly followed have since blocked Chris.

====Blocks====
{{see also|List of places that have banned Chris#Social media profiles|TF2 Analysis}}

Chris has been blocked on Twitter by a number of accounts, including many he used to follow, preventing him from either tweeting at them or seeing their tweets. While some of this has come from people he follows discovering his personality flaws and history of poor online behavior, other blocks have been due to [[weens]] flocking to any account Chris shares from or responds to, spamming his convos with less than savory things and images of Chris's past.

Though Chris has been periodically blocked by various people for several years, he reached his [[Twitter_blocks_from_TF2_Analysis_crew|breaking point]] in January 2019 when he was blocked by a number of individuals in the [[My Little Pony]] fandom in short succession, prompting many days of [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|angry screeching]] and [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the trolls and the blockers themselves.

This would not be the first notable incident where Chris threw a total fit from being blocked. When [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] blocked Chris for his creepy behavior, Chris blamed the trolls and weens, not realizing that his own actions was the main catalyst in Doopie cutting any sort of ties with him. From this incident, it is clear that two years later, Chris still cannot comprehend why someone would NOT want to talk to him. Given his [[Chris_and_his_Ego|historic inability to be told "no"]], it is likely that Chris will be continuing to receive more twitter [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|blocks]] in the future.

===CPU_CWCSonichu (9 February 2019 - 30 July 2021)===
[[File:Cant see tweets 20190606 112642.jpg|thumb|right]]
On 9 [[February 2019]], Chris began his move to a new Twitter account, @CPU_CWCSonichu, in an attempt to yet again bypass his blocks. Predictably, this was blocked within a day or two by all relevant bronies. After a few days of Twitter silence, Chris posted [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]] on both his old @CWCSonichu account and his new @CPU_CWCSonichu account, soon followed with an announcement the he was indeed abandoning the old account (with roughly 25,000 followers at this time, down from a peak of 31,000 after manually banning thousands of weens and trolls) and transferring his [[Weens|Twitter fanbase]] to the new @CPU_CWCSonichu account (just over 2,000 followers as of 17 February, and growing rapidly), noting that he "will be striving to contain Less Drama and any and all Haters and Harassers shall be Blocked Out, Period".

Chris did not realize that [[Honor roll|protected Twitter accounts cannot be viewed by people who are not following him]]. He made many tweets directed at people who will never see them, meaning that he is truly talking into the void. On 5 [[June 2019]], however, Chris responded to someone pointing this out to him. Chris said he knows this, but doesn't care, and still tags people. Currently, when Chris tweets something that he wants as many people as possible to see, he will ask readers to screencap his tweets and share them. He opened Direct Messaging on the 24th and removed the protection the next day.

Chris eventually unprotected the account.

As of [[August 2021]], Chris's Twitter is currently dormant, with his last tweet being on 30 July 2021, due to his arrest for incest. Since being released, the account still has not been used.

==Alt accounts==
Since the discovery of the @NightStar2891 account, watchers have found a number of other accounts that appear to belong to Chris, such as the now-suspended @EquestriaHeart, characterized by their clearly unrealistic degree of ''Sonichu'' fandom, white knighting of Chris, and similar interests and behavior. However, it has become clear that they in fact belong to [[weens]] ''pretending'' to be Chris's sockpuppets.

A related form of weenery involves impersonating Chris. While a few accounts such as [https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu @RealCWCSonichu] make some attempt to be convincing imposters, most, such as [https://twitter.com/liquidchu420 @liquidchu420] and [https://twitter.com/cw_true @cw_true], are clearly (unfunny) jokes and not intended to fool spectators. Chris, however, believes that these imposter accounts are responsible for his bad reputation that led to other users blocking him.

===NightStar2891===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

In August 2017, during the [[Doopie]] Saga, trolls discovered that Chris was operating an alternate account (or "sockpuppet") on Twitter, with the main purpose of [[White knight|supporting his main account]] in arguments with [[Ween|weens]], posing as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST fan]] of Chris and his work. The account, [[Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet|@NightStar2891]], assumed the persona of Chris's [[My Little Pony]] fan character, "(Miss) Night Star".

Chris initially denied (on both accounts) any connection to "Night Star". However, as with his [[JenkinsJinkies]] account on [[Trollin Train]], even a [[slow-in-the-mind]] would be able to recognize Chris from the use of his [[Chris and English|distinctive writing style]], constant praise and defense of himself, location in [[Chris's homes|Virginia]], frequent assertions that he is [[Tomgirl|transgender]], following and retweeting of people he likes (such as Doopie and Tara Strong), borrowing of his original characters, and password-recovery [[emails]] matching Chris's known accounts. Of course, Chris [[Disguises|believes he is a master of disguise]] and believed he had successfully masked his identity under the secondary account.

Later in August, Chris came clean and admitted he was behind NightStar8291, though he continues to use the account occasionally, particularly to try and contact people such as Doopie, Tabitha St. Germain, and [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] who have blocked Chris's main account.

===TwiSparLicious===
{{main|TwiSparLicious}}

===MagiChan111448===
[[File:MagiChan111448 recovery email.png|thumb|The recovery email on file matches IAMMRC@aol.com, [[Bob]]'s old email<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref>, proving it to be Chris.]]

On January 2019, another Twitter sock was discovered by observers under the alias of [[Magi-Chan]], @MagiChan111448. The account was created primarily so Chris could white-knight for himself during the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga and to evade their blocks on his main Twitter account.

The account was set to protected mode, so people not following it wouldn't be able to read the tweets and reply, making it a cheap way for Chris to feel [[validation]]. Activity on the account resumed in June 2019, promoting [[Dimensional Merge]] and Chris's other beliefs. The account was unprotected in late June 2019.

Chris claims it was made for his [[imaginary friend]] and [[Polyamorous marriage|spouse]]:

{{quotebox|I personally helped make the account for him, and he stood with me and included his likes and wants for the page. He shall be personally making his tweets and commentary from there.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088975955543117824</ref>}}

The number 111448 is a reference to Magi-Chan's retconned birthdate (Nov. 14, 1948, which had been put in Chris's head by the [[Idea Guys]] the year before).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088982770595057664</ref>

===Creamarina===
{{main|Creamarina}}

==Use by other people==
{{see also|2018 Twitter account compromise}}
The [[Teen Troon Squad]] socially engineered Chris into giving them his Twitter password and used it to sign into his account to post tweets in order to troll him, such as by leaking several videos from the [[Idea Guys]] saga and posting an image of a dead animal claiming it to be one of Chris's pets.

[[The Captain]] also signed into Chris's account, with his permission, during the events of [[Waiting for the tow truck]], in order to inform followers of Chris's situation.

== Gallery ==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Chris Twitter Profile Banner.jpg|Chris's profile banner as of 2020.
File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Chris's last profile pic for his CWCSonichu account.
</gallery>
</center>

== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Older Twitter account]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]

==References==
<references/>

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{{The Internet}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Twitter|*]]

Clare Porter

2023-03-31T10:42:19Z

VoDKa: redlink, replaced with galpals

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|title = Clare Porter
|image = [[File:Avalon porter.jpg|250px]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Clare Porter
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Avalon Porter Wishing Wisp
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = Canadian
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Clare Porter''' is a fan of Chris whom he met at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. On 23 August, she signed up to the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name "ohjeeze", gave her account of meeting him, and answered several questions. She tends to refer to Chris with the pronouns "she" or "they".

==Meeting Chris==

[[File:Avalon.jpg|thumb|200px|Clare's photo, taken by Chris.]]

[[File:Wishing wisp.jpg|thumb|200px|Porter's OC]]

[[File:Night Star & Wishing Wisp.jpg|thumb|200px|Art Chris drew for her, featuring their ponysonas hugging. She made it her profile pic on Facebook.]]

{{quoteboxgreen|Ok so

Me and my group of friends were getting autographs from the talent that was there at [[bronycon]]. We were just leaving when I saw Christine.

Now I have been following cwc for years now since high school. I kinda knew what I was dealing with. It was on my bucket list to meet this person so I kinda freaked out a little when I saw them. It was unexpected for me and I had no idea they were coming.

I admit I cried a little. It was seriously something I wanted to do for a long time. And it was so weird seeing them in the flesh like that. We gave eachother a hug (they hug...really hard) and I waited for a picture while she was talking with the voice of spike.

They talked for a really long time. Sadly I couldn't hear but someone groaned and went "[[sonichu]]" and I was over the moon. I found the whole situation hilarious. Christine talked for a long time with [[Cathy]] and then I saw them. The original books. She had A LOT of bags. And inside them were the orignal copies of [[Sonichu (comic)|sonichu]]. She was showing them to the voice actress. She must have had all of them beacuse it was a huge stack.

I believe she gave her a drawing then they got a picture. but she was there for atleast like....20-25 minutes. I heard key phrases such as

"[[cwcville]]" and "Sonichu" Cathy was very nice about it.

Soon she came back. I told her how much I love her work and how much laughs its given me. Her mom called her and it was simply a "Yeah Im fine. Im busy. Love you too dear" kind of thing. I did get a picture of us together.

They then handed my friend a [[mii]] card. They gave me a signed one. We said goodbye and I thought I have seen the last of them...<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-6#post-2538330</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Ok then it was the 2nd day

I had a panel to do. My friend hosted this panel called "Coping with limitations though pony" panel for a few years now. This would be the last one due to him going blind.

I was walking to my panel when I saw Christine waiting for us. I was surprised then remembered what our panel was about. Plenty of people with disabilities went to this panel so I should have figured. We hung out a little bit before the panel started. I showed them some of the stuff I bought and they showed me the fluffle they had. Doing impressions of the character. Basically just going ppffttt over and over.

During the panel they spoke out of turn a few times but nothing awful. Like a kid calling out answers in the class room. Then we had time for people to make comments.

Nothing surprising came from Christine. She plugged her comic, talked about you guys (the [[trolls]] and bullies) and being a [[trans]] [[gaybian|lesbian]]. Also mentioned a bit about [[autism]] as well.

Then the panel ended and Christine came up to me and congratulated me on my part of the panel. She showed me some of the art they made and I asked if they were going to the sketch book swap. Christine wasn't sure I think she went that day when I wasn't there.

Then she gave me another hug and we said goodbye. She hugged me friend and tried to hug my friends friend but she told her to fuck off basically. And they did right away. Shes not a hugger.

Then the final day... }}

{{quoteboxgreen|The final day I spent a lot of one on one time with Christine.

I went to an early panel then met up with them during the LGBT panel. We chilled outside in the line (as you guys have pictured) and plenty of people came up for pictures of her.

I dont know...I feel you guys have effected her alot with the hygene thing. she was very scared of smelling. She had a lot of perfume on and went to the wash room to wipe off extra sweat. And she was sweating a lot. Like pouring down her face. It wasn't even hot. :/ May be anxiety? I couldn't tell you.

Then we were finally let into the panel. We sat together. I gave her my number and stuff because we agreed on an art trade. I really wanted a cwc original. I was hoping to get a sketch in my book but she opted to mail it instead. I could show you guys my side if your interested.

So the panel starts and it was just the panlests talking about thier experience with thier sexuality and the fandom. Christine was making comments like "Oh shes bi ok." and going "woo" when other people clapped and stuff. Then it was the audiences time to talk.

Now I would spill more dirt but being called a hambeast kinda does not make me want to spill :/ sorry but Christine at this point has shown me more respect and Im kinda here because I know people would pester me to give info anyway so Im giving a little to be left alone.

Also the panelists said no recording of any kind. So I would feel bad repeating what she said/did. Sorry I have a little bit of a heart.

Basically she said/did something during that panel that made alot of people cheer and groan at the same time. One person recognized her and we gave each other looks. They were like "oh god is that Chris chan." I smiled and said "Thats the legend yes."

The panel its self was shitty and I wanted to leave. So after Chris sat down I opted to leave.

There was this awkward part where she thought she made me leave or something? I dont know how to explain it. But I was done with this panel and wanted to go do something else.

I saw her a few more times but only by sight. Didn't speak to her in person again.

We have had a few messages but nothing big. Those are for me and me alone.}}

==Q&A==
The section archives select Q&A replies by Clare.

Some posters asked her [[Chris and hygiene|how Chris smelled]].

{{quoteboxgreen|kinda creepy how you guys asked how she smellled....I dont normally go around smelling people. But yeah she smelled....normal? There were plenty of people worse off.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-4#post-2538192</ref>

they were quite sweaty. They went to the wash room with whipes to whipe themselves. I dont know which washroom they went to but I assumed the female one.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-4#post-2538208</ref> }}

{{quoteboxred| Did Chris bring his mother with? }}

{{quoteboxgreen|Nope. She often called to check on her though. Like twice since when I did see them.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-4#post-2538212</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|What do Chris' farts sound like? I think they sound like "Plappppt", but maybe sounds like "Flarpt".}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I can sadly answer this one

In the dabbing pic we were waiting for the LGBT pony panel. In that panel...they farted. They moaned after. I had to stop myself from laughing.

and no it didn't smell. Didn't say excuse me. We just ignored it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-5#post-2538224</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|Would you smash or pass Chris?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|pass. Holy fuck would I pass.

Its kinda obvious as to why. There are too many reasons.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-5#post-2538259</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|is there anything actually interesting to reveal about chirs?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|They were very pleasant to be around. Honestly. They were a little odd yes. But since I have close family with autism its nothing Im not already used to.

I could just recall my whole experience with them if people would like to hear.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-5#post-2538277</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|Was Cathy nice to everyone, did she treat Chris like she treated everyone else?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Cathy kind of treated her like a child. Like being very friendly and supportive. And signed some of her things.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-6#post-2538388</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|Thank you for your story! Btw, did Chris show you any of the merch he bought? He seemed to have a pile of new things when he left.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|From what I know she got a few buttons, 2 plushies and a print from an artist. Oh and animal crackers from [[Mal-Wart|wallmart]]. Offered me one but I was good.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-6#post-2538390</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You guys are effecting Chris. They were stumbling over their words, very nervous they would offend me in some way, apologized a lot, explained themselves a lot and so on.

They are really different from their older videos and such. They still pushed ideas on me but different ideas. More liberal for sure. They showed me this LGBT comic they had. Something I know the old Chris would despise.

but again I kinda was expecting more stupidity and it was fine. All they really did was talk too much. I remember when they asked Cathy that question they were told to back off because Christine wanted to speak more. I think she wanted to show off her books again. Which is something she was doing a lot.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-8-23-more-bronycon-pics.33584/page-14#post-2539559</ref>}}

==External links==
*[https://archive.is/CSk8T Kiwi Farms profile]
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24219112/ Determination is Magic Coping With Limitations Through Pony]

==References==
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