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<p>Votan: /* thanks */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>I think this makes more sense to be a new Saga rather than be a separate thing from the sagas. Know what? Fuck it, I'm doing it.<br /> <br /> -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 21:35, 18 July 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> If only the CWCKI WOULDN'T FUCK UP EVERYTIME I TRY TO EDIT THE GOOD PAGES!!! <br /> <br /> -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:50, 18 July 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == thanks ==<br /> <br /> I've been thinking there are an inordinate amount of videos related to money recently, thanks for making this page [[User:Votan|Votan]] ([[User talk:Votan|talk]]) 20:45, 20 July 2016 (UTC)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Announcement_04/16/2016&diff=198486 2016-06-14T02:45:47Z

<p>Votan: for what purpose?</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Chrisautismmeme.jpg|thumb|&quot;Autism is definitely that thing that makes... the brain shut off.&quot; -Christine]]<br /> '''Announcement 04/16/2016''' is a video [[Chris]] streamed on April 16, 2016 in which he &quot;launches&quot; Sonichu Entertainment of America, a business scheme he concocted where he would &quot;appoint&quot; someone to help him make [[Sonichu]] merchandise, chiefly [[amiibo]]. Although this will not amount to anything whatsoever, Chris attempting to legitimise his hocking of poorly disguised [[Nintendo]] products online as a business is a step towards rousing the ire of the companies whose intellectual property he is blatantly plagiarising. One hopes this goes unnoticed.<br /> <br /> The video starts out ostensibly explaining the project, with Chris giving inconsistent numbers for how many employees he wants (which continues throughout the video), and very unsubtly implying he only wants female applicants. The reason for this latter point becomes obvious before long, as with the inevitability of the sun rising at dawn Chris begins to mention [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|slumber parties]] for his employees, and the &quot;possibility&quot; of a romantic relationship with Chris. He goes on to try to talk up the position by promising to impart his &quot;master[ful]&quot; craftsmanship skills in making ugly crap out of Crayola. <br /> <br /> This brief topical detour is amended quickly, and Chris describes the next position; a &quot;romantic co-ordinator&quot; whose job it will be to essentially manage his (as yet non-existent) dating life, including keeping him informed about &quot;lesbian sexual positions&quot;. Chris attempts to qualify this blatant solicitation by claiming his (as yet unmentioned) &quot;associate&quot; wrote it, presumably the same one involved in [[Nerdy Q&amp;A]]. The associate remains anonymous, but given their nebulous characteristics, such as their fixation on finding lesbian sexual partners for Chris at all costs, their identity is simply impossible to determine. Chris goes on to opine that his romantic co-ordinator should be able to act as a bodyguard at public events using &quot;female-oriented&quot; martial arts, with the pretense of his employees being either sex completely dead at this point. He tells interested parties to submit their credentials for review, then orders the masses to make a meme about the effects of autism.<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> {{Quotebox|Submit resumes and uploaded video responses to anightinchristine@gmail.com.<br /> <br /> This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Announcement 04/16/2016<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|HvlxLfyGOws}}<br /> | stardate = 16 [[April 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Please, Donate‎‎]]<br /> | next = [[Donation Request]]<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Chandler. Reporting live once again, I have an important announcement today. [''breathes in''] Due to the recent growth in sales, I'm- ah- I'm no longer able to fully sustain fulfilling Sonichu orders on my own. But I am still very dedicated on fulfilling everybody that's gotten in so far. As I've yet to fulfill. And as for, uh, books. Um, yeah. I've just been having difficulty gettin' them in, so be patient, be- I will have the books come out, the book orders fulfilled very soon, I promise. Anyway so, yeah. With the recent additions to my workload I figured I have been spreading myself too thin, and the stresses of life - it really does bother me. It gives me GREAT pleasure to announce the launch of [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]]! [[Chris and the industry|A pre-IPO global entertainment and media company]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is excited to launch a brand new store on [[Zazzle]], selling fun for the whole family! Sonichu products like t-shirts, hats, and mugs and many other fine products. Look out for many fun and exciting products in the future too. And given the [[Chris and English|expension]], I will be hiring a team of talented profes- professionals to make this vision a reality! While I still swerve- still serve as the sole owner, creator, and creative director of the Sonichu world and characters, this will allow me to focus on my transition- my female lesbian soul into an all-natural female woman, which is already added an... incher- inch to my bust size in just two weeks. Thinking of what- and among other details I'd really b- like to- this will also allow me to focus more on the drawing and w- and writing of [[Sonichu (comic)|my book pages]].<br /> <br /> Think you have what it takes? It's no easy task to s- step away from making Sonichu kit--merch--and the, uh figures, and medallions, personally. No easy task for me to do that. The only way I can do this is for trusted employees who are, like me, and who I personally would identify with to take this on, this important next step. The ideal person- woman- pref- women or man. The ideal person for the job should, well, remind me of myself. She sh- he or she should, at minimum, love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu, have experience working with [[Chris and art|arts and crafts]], [[Honor roll|beyond eighth grade leading le- reading level]], or higher, and a lot of employees who, could be like me, mmm, but not necessarily in totality, heh. Definitely women ag- amongst [''inaudible'']. I am an equal opportunity type employer, or I would be anyw- I am I am. And also be supportive of, uh, the LGBT VHS lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, virgin, hermaphrodite, snowFLAKE community. I just learned a few new terms from readin' this. And since I am truly woman at heart, Sonichu of America should be recognized as and [https://www.sba.gov/contracting/government-contracting-programs/8a-business-development-program 8-A, woman owned, small business].<br /> <br /> Let's talk about benefits! Emplo- hired employees will receive twenty five percent profit on all sales, exclusive access to, me, Christine Weston Chandler, and uh, and, talks with, uh, collaboration and, uh, on how to make the figures among which, and so forth. Access to private company promotions at gaming conventions, conferences, and enkloyee- employee slumber parties. S- to be determined among which. And should things work out between us and we have shared interests and passions, opportunities for romantic encounters with Christine Weston Chandler, but only if we built it from the ground up. Now let's talk more about the open position. Hedgehog- [''inaudible''] hedgehog fans. You will learn from the master herself, Christine Chandler, myself. Learn the secret art of the figure assembly from multiple figures among which. Give birth to some of my favorite creations, as well as work to produce other merchandise that I choose to create a prototype for- here on. Animators, video production assistance. You will be needed to work other than creative- d-direction of- and vision of- famous creator, myself, Christine Chandler. You will be tasked with producing an anime cartoon or CGI TV show starring Sonichu, which I personally would have total creative control over- would personally voice as myself and Sonichu therein. <br /> <br /> Romantic coordinator- in charge of making sure I find a [[sweetheart]]. You will navigate the topsy-turvy world of modern dating. This position is very important, as I am quite a busy businesswoman, who... well I do ten- I do like to socialize, but it's not like I don't make time to, it's just, I have, I'm busy, and the [[autism]] kills my brain speed, mm. [''humming''] Ah, you would also be responsible for developing a course, or trying to help me compete in the lesbian dating marketplace. Including but not ah- limited to, lesbian attraction, dating education, [''pauses''] and lesbian sexual positions [''inaudible'']. My associate wrote this for me. I mean she's doing- she's done a fabulous job, she's a great writer. And also, by gosh, preferably fit, in shape, female badasses, [[Wikipedia:La Femme Nikita|la femme nikitas]]. As puppet, figure, often maligned- mal ig- mul ig nayed- huh. Mah lign- yeah, ma-lied. By some of- internet's most vicious trolls, you shall be escorting me around various public events, inf- information on which self defense training, you know, are requested. Mm, karate, cuck-fu, vaj-won-do, rape aggression defense, and other female-oriented martial arts, et cetera. [''fumbles the papers''] Ehh, last page, I promise, uh.<br /> <br /> If you are ready to make history and join this great opportunity, make a YouTube video, or summit- submit your résumé to anightinchristine@gmail.com, which that will be below this video, after it's fully uploaded, that email address. Sonichu and I have had many adventures over the last SIXteen years, and many ups and downs, with distresses and difficulties in life. But, together! Together, let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again! [''smiles''] And that's the big announcement! Thank you very much. [''picks up iPhone'']<br /> <br /> And also I'll leave y'all with one final, bit of, uh, thought that I came up with. Hmm, in regards to autism, pretty much, and how I feel about it. I have found recently- I have found further that autism is definitely that thing that makes [''pauses''] the brain shut off. Hmm, I've mentioned that before, but. Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, &quot;Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [''puts down iPhone, picks up PS4 controller''] Y'all have a good, safe day. Thank you.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWCville Business News<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|3ff5qjA60aQ}}<br /> | maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]<br /> | stardate = 17 [[April 2016]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Happy_Birthday,_Jonathan&diff=198422 2016-06-11T22:00:48Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Happy Birthday, Jonathan''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. In the video, Chris congratulates Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish. After that, Chris ends the video with a second &quot;Happy birthday!&quot;<br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Happy Birthday, Jonathan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|v=GiXim4WvpsY}}<br /> | stardate =11 [[June 2016]]<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*]]<br /> | next = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]<br /> }}<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Hello Jonathon, this is Christine Chandler, wishing you a happy birthday! Well, at least I hope I haven't missed your birthday, if I did, happy bit late birthday. Hope you had good day, or hope your having a good day! I don't know, umm.. [''Starts singing unintelligible noises''] doo doo doo, ah here ya go a happy singa song! I don't know I just [''Starts wiggling his tongue, making a booloo sound.''] Today! Weee! Have fun! Happy birthday!!</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Happy_Birthday,_Jonathan&diff=198420 2016-06-11T21:46:29Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Happy Birthday, Jonathan''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. In the video, Chris congratulates Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish. After that, Chris ends the video with a second &quot;Happy birthday!&quot;<br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Happy Birthday, Jonathan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|v=GiXim4WvpsY}}<br /> | stardate =11 [[June 2016]]<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Happy cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Hello Jonathon, this is Christine Chandler, wishing you a happy birthday! Well, at least I hope I haven't missed your birthday, if I did, happy bit late birthday. Hope you had good day, or hope your having a good day! I don't know, umm.. [''Starts singing unintelligible noises''] doo doo doo, ah here ya go a happy singa song! I don't know I just [''Starts wiggling his tongue, making a booloo sound.''] Today! Weee! Have fun! Happy birthday!!</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Responds_to_a_bully_named_Johan&diff=198314 2016-06-04T18:30:40Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.<br /> It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]]. <br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|JCUm1UfumJY}}<br /> | stardate =28 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Green top and blue skirt<br /> | previous = [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...]]<br /> | next = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> <br /> {{Quotebox|SHAREfactory™<br /> https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-u...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the [[Internet]] and my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[fanbase]], this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... [[Lego|the minifigures]].<br /> <br /> So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a [[Homos|lesbian]] couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... [''unintelligible''] was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunately throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were mis-communications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta [''unintelligible''] second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I [''unintelligible''] quite... the acrobat.<br /> <br /> But she- that made me feel delighted.<br /> <br /> So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive... it was very rude.<br /> <br /> [''Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke'']<br /> <br /> Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... charmed I'm sure... charmed.<br /> <br /> [''More dog grunts''] yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee [''gorilla noises''] it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh [''grunts'']<br /> <br /> Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.<br /> <br /> Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like [[Wikipedia:Ratchet &amp; Clank|Captain Copernicus Quark]] or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [''Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping''] woop woop woop woop woop woop! <br /> <br /> Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?<br /> <br /> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.<br /> <br /> Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.<br /> <br /> Oh, what? (''pauses to pose minifig'') you mean [[Cakefarts|that time I sat bare-ass on a cake]]?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?<br /> <br /> err? That threw me off I was not expecting that [''masculine mumbling'']<br /> <br /> Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my [[medallion]] and [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoved up my behind]]. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.<br /> <br /> ''(Filthy male impersonation)''<br /> <br /> and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious [[Megan|M.E.G.]] and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:<br /> <br /> What? ''(inane sounds)''<br /> <br /> And on just a note, we are talking gibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like<br /> <br /> Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins<br /> <br /> And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter<br /> <br /> Yeah, well, you know what? ''(complete vocal diarrhea)''<br /> <br /> *[[sigh]]* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this<br /> <br /> ''*sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*''<br /> <br /> ''(coughs and clears his throat)'' So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though this challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.<br /> <br /> Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna ''(something)'' you. ''(language of a subhuman male)''<br /> <br /> And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about [''unintelligible''] dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.<br /> <br /> This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male ''(blubbery sex noises)''<br /> <br /> And, guess what? ''(confused ogre noise)'' aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.<br /> <br /> Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!<br /> <br /> And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!<br /> <br /> So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.<br /> <br /> So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, [unintelligible] anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.<br /> <br /> So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. ''(cartoon noises)''<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_vs_Johan_vote_link&diff=198313 2016-06-04T18:29:17Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>== Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC vs Johan vote link<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|TEBno0ZN4Tk}}<br /> | stardate = 31 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Sex|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Blue Tank Top<br /> | previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]] <br /> | next = [[IMG 3207]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> Hello everyone, Christian Chandler coming to you live again from home. <br /> <br /> Once again-and right now it's time to... Do the thing. <br /> <br /> [[Johan]] has uploaded his video and mines up as well. <br /> <br /> The link to the voting page is right underneath here. Likes and dislikes under each video will not be tallied.<br /> <br /> And the voting tally will go up to about a week or so. It will be determined when the page is taken down. <br /> <br /> So... Votes only, one or another. You wanna risk giving my lesbian friends the STD he has? Or is it better off being me.<br /> <br /> I feel like it's better being me because I'm honest at the very least and I'm direct.<br /> <br /> But anyway, he's the bully. He bullied me in the chatroom. He was very rude indeed. <br /> <br /> So vote now.<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> ==Results==<br /> http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607/r</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Totem&diff=198312 2016-06-04T18:23:26Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg|thumb|200px|right|<br /> <br /> Ṗ͌ͤͯr̹̝͉͂͆a̬̔̅͗̇͢i̠̣͎͎͚̊͆̊s̜̞̺̅ͩͧ̉e̤̥̳̫͚̤ͯ̔͛͌ͧ̃ ̸͓̺̻ͅG̤̭̲̳̀̓͛͋o͎̻ͯ̀̉̒ͫd͚͆ ̮͎̦̝̼̱̍̎S̝̋ͬ̌ͥo̧͉͇̬̰n̝͇̳͈̗͔̣͞ĩ̔͌̆̌͗c̨̗̱̹̹̟ȟ̡͎̮̜̏̌u̼͋̆͊͛̚̚͘!̠͛̂ ̛̙̗͕͔̍̑ͅPͮ͊͒̀́r͚̼̖̀͛ͭ̓͆͗̉͠a̼͉̖̬ͯ̂̆͠i͖͍̦̩̥͗̓ͯs͉̱̰ͫ̈̓̍ͣe̦͎̯ͪͨͣ͛͌̓̀͘ͅ ̸̭̺ͮL̵͔͉o̫̯͈̘ͫr͍̞̱̮̲d̠͔̬͔̈ͧͨ͑̓ͬ́ ͈̼̩͙̇C̴̲̭͓͎͌̎ḫ̈́͟ͅṛ͐ͭ̋ì̙̤̝̥̳s̶̮̲̭̎-̧̈́̌̑C̦̺̥̝̜̆̿̌h͈͐̇̿a̓̅n̼̆!̠̭̙͛ͣ͋ͬ͒̅͞]]<br /> The Sonic Totem is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. There is currently no explanation as to why it exists, or how.<br /> <br /> Historically, the word totem derives from the Algonquian (most likely Ojibwe) word odoodem [oˈtuːtɛm], &quot;his kinship group&quot;. For the indigenous people of North America The carvings symbolize or commemorate cultural beliefs that recount familiar legends, clan lineages, or notable events. The totems may also serve as functional architectural features, welcome signs for village visitors, mortuary vessels for the remains of deceased ancestors. Given the complexity and symbolic meanings of totem carvings, their placement and importance lies in the observer's knowledge and connection to the meanings of the figures. Most traditional totems are made from western red cedar. Unbeknownst to Chris, legends (deriving mostly from the Kwakwaka'wakw peoples of British Columbia) speak of totems that can become possessed by dark entities. It is unknown if this totem shares those qualities.<br /> <br /> The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos, making its most major appearance [[IMG 3207]], (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby.) <br /> <br /> The first time the totem was spotted was, <br /> <br /> After the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] many assumed the Totem had been destroyed but, unfortunately 900°C temperatures don't seem to be enough to even damage this relic and it seemed to had survived the flames completely unscathed. <br /> <br /> <br /> It should be assumed that Chris believes that this masterwork is an amazing creation due to his [[ego]], as because of that he has put it on full display in the previously mentioned video. Though, strangely, unlike anything before that Chris has done that he is proud of, he has never acknowledged the totem at all in previous media.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Totem2.JPG|thumb|200px|left|<br /> <br /> The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Please Excuse this for now mods while I work on making the article legitimate. <br /> <br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> <br /> <br /> * http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it<br /> <br /> * http://geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Responds_to_a_bully_named_Johan&diff=198111 2016-06-01T05:42:35Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcription}}<br /> '''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.<br /> It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]]. <br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|CBS17BueShQ}}<br /> | stardate =28 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Green top and blue skirt<br /> | previous = [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...]]<br /> | next = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> <br /> {{Quotebox|SHAREfactory™<br /> https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-u...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.<br /> <br /> So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.<br /> <br /> But she- that made me feel delighted.<br /> <br /> So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.<br /> <br /> (Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)<br /> <br /> Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.<br /> <br /> (More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)<br /> <br /> Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.<br /> <br /> Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop! <br /> <br /> Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?<br /> <br /> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.<br /> <br /> Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.<br /> <br /> Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?<br /> <br /> err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)<br /> <br /> Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.<br /> <br /> (Filthy male impersonation)<br /> <br /> and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:<br /> <br /> What? (inane sounds)<br /> <br /> And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like<br /> <br /> Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins<br /> <br /> And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter<br /> <br /> Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)<br /> <br /> *sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this<br /> <br /> *sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*<br /> <br /> (coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.<br /> <br /> Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)<br /> <br /> And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.<br /> <br /> This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)<br /> <br /> And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.<br /> <br /> Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!<br /> <br /> And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!<br /> <br /> So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.<br /> <br /> So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.<br /> <br /> So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)<br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&diff=198110 2016-06-01T05:39:47Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcription}}<br /> '''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]], which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a &quot;[[Lies|good workout]]&quot; and that his [[duck]] is 7 inches long. When Chris tries more advanced positions he either predictably fails or does not realise they are nearly physically impossible with a partner who is not a blow up doll such as when he awkwardly helicopters the poor plastic lady on his crotch while humping. It is also revealed Chris seems to treat sex the same way he plays with his other toys, with him making silly sounds, humming childish tunes and immitating voices while pumping away. To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls [[Obese|stomach]]. The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video and led to Chris creating a poll to see who was better.<br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = IMG 3207<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}<br /> | stardate =31 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Sex|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Bra and Tights<br /> | previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Transcript== <br /> Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?<br /> <br /> [''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay! <br /> <br /> Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.<br /> <br /> I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']<br /> <br /> [''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']<br /> <br /> [''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... Umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I never used it.<br /> <br /> [''hesitantly pulls doll towards himself''] alright, so we have so.. it's like... two things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] you can put it up your, put it up your behind, <br /> <br /> now, ya'll would be; your center of gravity would be a lot better than this ones [''takes vibrator out and places doll on its back, sticking vibrator into the frontside''] <br /> <br /> and if you're doing this thing [''begins making out with doll, barely pulling vibrator in and out''] [inaudible~where?] [Inaudible~you'll play some more?] <br /> <br /> [''takes vibrator out and looks at it before glancing up at camera''] and then of course I'll let the vibrator do it bzzzzzzz [''continues to make buzzing sound and sticks vibrator back into dolls front side, making a shaking motion?''] <br /> <br /> I mean, it's pretty straight forward, so... [''puts vibrator back into drawer''] That's where I move on from that... part<br /> <br /> Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll''] <br /> <br /> [''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']<br /> <br /> <br /> (PLEASE FINISH!)<br /> <br /> == Trivia == <br /> * The Chandler Family still have their Christmas trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.<br /> * The Album behind Chris is A Bobbie Gentry single featuring Glenn Campbell. <br /> * All hail the Sonic Totem.<br /> * CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30. <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&diff=198046 2016-05-31T21:42:42Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]], which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a &quot;[[Lies|good workout]]&quot; and that his [[duck]] is 7 inches long. To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls [[Obese|stomach]]. The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who supposedly made his own video.<br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = IMG 3207<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}<br /> | stardate =31 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Sex|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Bra and Tights<br /> | previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> [[File:CHRISNO.JPG]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Little_Professer&diff=197967 2016-05-30T22:23:10Z

<p>Votan: Created page with &quot;consider stopping ~~~~&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>consider stopping [[User:Votan|Votan]] ([[User talk:Votan|talk]]) 22:22, 30 May 2016 (UTC)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_music&diff=197966 2016-05-30T22:18:17Z

<p>Votan: Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|This is obviously what music is all about.]]<br /> [[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris]]'s taste in '''music''' is eclectic, confusing, and awe-inspiring. His favorite acts range from generic 2000s teen pop, to '70s hard rock. Pretty much everything Chris says he's a fan of comes from ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', ''[[Rock Band]]'', [[Borb|his parents]]' record collection, or stuff he's heard from [[television]] and film--and even then, Chris can't remember [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], or even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs.<br /> <br /> ==Musical tastes==<br /> [[File:LeeclipsenueNegative.jpg|thumb|right|Chris is into noise music now?]]<br /> [[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|Holy fucking shit.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has often remarked that he likes &quot;All popular music.&quot; While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise a deep cut on a successful album. Additionally, in a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, Chris left his radio on for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music, and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat, as he did not take into concern if anyone in the chat had sensory issues or did not like the music that was on the radio at the time.<br /> <br /> Chris's favorite radio station is [[Wikipedia:WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ]] from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as &quot;today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on 95.1, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in contest.<br /> <br /> The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music. In his date with [[Emily]], he claims to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br /> <br /> If his Rhapsody account (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|rhythm games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> <br /> Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced [[Wikipedia:Billy Joel|Billy Joel]]'s upbeat 1985 track &quot;[[Wikipedia:You're Only Human (Second Wind)|You're Only Human (Second Wind)]]&quot;, a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with no utterly elaboration at all, that he had &quot;a lot to live for&quot; and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br /> <br /> Chris has also expressed a fondness for [[Wikipedia:Insane Clown Posse|Insane Clown Posse]], releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a [[Wikipedia:Juggalo|Juggalo]]. Since fans of ICP are usually [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] dumbasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris, as he is both [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], and out of shape.<br /> <br /> On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure [[wikipedia:Harsh noise|harsh noise]] act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds--quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Given his [[26 December 2014|more]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|recent]] [[28 October 2011|activities]], one could assume that Chris has taken to a rebellious lifestyle that includes subjecting himself to a hugely divisive form of music that most people would consider [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|audio torture]]. However, the far more likely explanation is that Chris was contacted by the artist, who wanted to &lt;s&gt;piggyback off Chris's online infamy&lt;/s&gt; give Chris a chance to shine during this low point in his life. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of &quot;[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a [[wikipedia:Theremin|theramin]] [sic]&quot;, and stating that he could &quot;sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music&quot;. Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br /> <br /> The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|&quot;I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br /> she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br /> as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br /> [[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br /> And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br /> who did really wrong her in her life.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> Dan states in the booklet that;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|&quot;The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br /> This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[art]].&quot;}}<br /> <br /> Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br /> <br /> ==YouTube background music==<br /> Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]] in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored &quot;[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]&quot; by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad &quot;[[Wikipedia:Can't Fight This Feeling|Can't Fight This Feeling]]&quot;. The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's &quot;[[Wikipedia:Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You]]&quot; as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background.<br /> <br /> In [[I Love You, Catherine|more]] [[To Mr. Smith|recent]] [[Brushfire Video|videos]], Chris has taken to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background, stuff you'd likely hear on [[wikipedia:Sirius XM|Sirius XM]]'s [[wikipedia:Spa (Sirius XM)|Spa]] channel. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br /> <br /> ==Singing==<br /> {{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls#Introduction|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|&quot;''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br /> &lt;br&gt;You know you had to learn,<br /> &lt;br&gt;The execution of your mind,<br /> &lt;br&gt;You really had to turn''&quot;]]<br /> <br /> It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br /> <br /> Despite claiming to have a &quot;deep bass voice&quot;, Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually &quot;sing&quot; so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing &quot;[[Sonichu Zip]]&quot;, a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', &quot;Sonic Drive&quot;. The fast tempo and lyrics of &quot;Sonic Drive&quot; result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. He barely manages to carry a tune on [[I Got A Fish]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a [[wikipedia:Tenor#Tenor_buffo_or_Spieltenor|spieltenor]] (used for comical roles) pushing towards [[wikipedia:countertenor|countertenor]], a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br /> <br /> Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work and he thinks he is a genius it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br /> <br /> ===A capella===<br /> A musical technique which entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a capella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a mid-30 year-old man (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting &quot;dun dun dun.&quot; Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's &quot;Goodbye Horses&quot; while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget &quot;Lovin' You&quot;, where he attempts to do a capella, but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune.<br /> <br /> Despite his frequent use of a capella, Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the &quot;music&quot; in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a capella'' by most.<br /> <br /> ===Rap===<br /> With the popularity of artists like [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]], [[wikipedia:Macklemore|Macklemore]] and [[Wikipedia:Jedi Mind Tricks|Jedi Mind Tricks]], plus the odd continued existence of [[Wikipedia:Nerdcore|nerdcore]], white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. Some of these individuals demonstrate impressive talent in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br /> <br /> Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br /> <br /> Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't&lt;br&gt;So give me the PSP,&lt;br&gt;Unwrap the wrapper&lt;br&gt;So I can give one to her,&lt;br&gt;And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br /> <br /> This, however, was nothing compared to a later foray into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of a breakbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You just a dang dummy!&lt;br&gt;And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!&lt;br&gt;You wanna come fight me?&lt;br&gt;Come fight me in person&lt;br&gt;Come out from behind the camera, you fool!|Chris, &quot;rapping&quot;}}<br /> <br /> In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project [[Wikipedia:Dark Lotus|Dark Lotus]]. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br /> <br /> Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br /> <br /> ==Instruments==<br /> [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br /> [[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br /> <br /> Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|&quot;creations&quot;]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by &quot;playing&quot; someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br /> <br /> As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's &quot;More Than A Feeling&quot; on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br /> <br /> It is also telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog, but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Chris is actually tone-deaf, instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. This may be a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music.<br /> <br /> ==Recording tech==<br /> Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV, and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera. The implications are staggering:<br /> <br /> * There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance, because the acoustics of the room distort the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a distorted fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art.<br /> * The original lyrics are still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this, and got a cover of &quot;Never Gonna Give You Up&quot; from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version/cover.<br /> * When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding?<br /> <br /> Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins.<br /> <br /> Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Gitar of Fail]]<br /> *''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br /> *[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within &quot;index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html&quot; were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> [[Category:Music]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:CWC_Responds_to_a_bully_named_Johan&diff=197901 2016-05-30T14:10:17Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> == Damn, that was quick ==<br /> Good job on releasing this article so quickly. +1.<br /> *edit* The transcript needs serious work though, lol.<br /> <br /> <br /> Friendly reminder to sign your comments with four tildes [[User:Votan|Votan]] ([[User talk:Votan|talk]]) 14:10, 30 May 2016 (UTC)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Responds_to_a_bully_named_Johan&diff=197900 2016-05-30T14:01:07Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcription}}<br /> '''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.<br /> It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]]. <br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|CBS17BueShQ}}<br /> | stardate =28 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Green top and blue skirt<br /> | previous = [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> <br /> {{Quotebox|SHAREfactory™<br /> https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-u...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.<br /> <br /> So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.<br /> <br /> But she- that made me feel delighted.<br /> <br /> So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.<br /> <br /> (Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)<br /> <br /> Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.<br /> <br /> (More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)<br /> <br /> Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.<br /> <br /> Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop! <br /> <br /> Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?<br /> <br /> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.<br /> <br /> Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.<br /> <br /> Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?<br /> <br /> err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)<br /> <br /> Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.<br /> <br /> (Filthy male impersonation)<br /> <br /> and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:<br /> <br /> What? (inane sounds)<br /> <br /> And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like<br /> <br /> Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins<br /> <br /> And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter<br /> <br /> Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)<br /> <br /> *sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this<br /> <br /> *sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*<br /> <br /> (coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.<br /> <br /> Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)<br /> <br /> And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.<br /> <br /> This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)<br /> <br /> And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.<br /> <br /> Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!<br /> <br /> And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!<br /> <br /> So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.<br /> <br /> So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.<br /> <br /> So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=UNCHARTED_-_There,_I_made_it_out_alive...&diff=197899 2016-05-30T14:00:33Z

<p>Votan: I think I had too much fun with the transcript</p> <hr /> <div>'''UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on the 26th of May 2016. Chris finally proves that he can achieve the completion of a level in Uncharted, and feels that he ought to be properly compensated for his time and effort.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|cp21bOjUTTU}}<br /> | stardate =26 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | shirt = Blue v-neck<br /> | previous = [[Live_Game_Stream_-_Uncharted]]<br /> | next = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|Please, click the Support Button to Donate now. Thank you.<br /> <br /> ** The Donation listing on Cwcville Shopping has been forcibly deactivated.**<br /> <br /> <br /> SHAREfactory™<br /> https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-u...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [''A dartboard, a television, and a calendar are in view. It is an advert reminding the world of the Playstation's 20th anniversary. Nathan Drake, the protagonist of the Uncharted series, stands in a stone room and retrieves a pistol. Chris turns him to the left and begins the level by dropping into some shallow water. Stopping briefly to climb a low stone wall and pick up a couple of grenades and a grenade launcher, he returns to the shallow water, and the starting stone room. Chris hesitates for a moment and then jumps down into a much larger room, also plagued by shallow water. He takes cover behind an even lower stone wall and begins his first firefight. Chris fires three grenades and throws two, then takes some damage and waits for his health to regenerate. Running out from cover, he makes a mad dash for his assailant and uses a melee attack to neutralize him. Chris then runs around in circles for no discernible reason, scavenging an AK-47 from one of the dead. Taking cover on the wrong object, Chris almost dies again and tosses his last grenades at the new enemies.'']<br /> <br /> [''Very faintly''] Two grenades... here's one!<br /> <br /> [''Finally out of explosives, Chris is forced to use a conventional weapon. His aim is not superb. Almost dying a third time, another thought of his is heard, but fainter than the last.<br /> <br /> Uh oh.<br /> <br /> [''Chris reloads, misses some more shots, and then switches to his sidearm, as the AK-47 is nearly empty. An enemy tosses a grenade over Chris's cover. Moving to the left, he barely escapes the blast radius. His aim with a semi automatic is not much better, but there is less recoil. Chris exits cover and runs forward, then retreats to his previous position as more enemies appear, picking up some ammo on his way back. <br /> <br /> God damn, [''inaudible''] shotgun. [''Chris gets a headshot on one of the two shotgun bearing enemies, killing him instantly.''] Nice. [''Another headshot and the music reaches a crescendo. Chris has made it through this wave of enemies. A sigh is also audible. One would think it was Chris, not Nathan Drake, who had just gunned down ten or so people, while being shot at himself.'']<br /> <br /> [''Chris walks over guns that the enemies have dropped, being given the chance to pick them up.''] Nah, [''inaudible''].<br /> <br /> [''Chris speaks something else, but it is also impossible to make out. He runs around the room, picking up a 9mm SMG on accident.''] <br /> <br /> Oh, no I did not want that.<br /> <br /> [''The enemies defeated, Chris has only one more obstacle in the room. he sees the exit and intones:''] Alright then, how do I get out? [''Chris finds a likely solution, climbing onto some scaffolding.''] That would make sense. And [''inaudible''] [''Chris hesitates for a bit on the platform, unsure of where to go next. Finally he sees the way out. He picks up some ammo for his AK-47 and reloads. A giant coin flips up and the words UNCHARTED 4 Multiplayer appear, along with a shot of Chris.'']<br /> <br /> There, I made it out alive. Now gimmie five bucks.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Responds_to_a_bully_named_Johan&diff=197890 2016-05-30T12:54:38Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcription}}<br /> '''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.<br /> It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]]. <br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|CBS17BueShQ}}<br /> | stardate =28 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = <br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = Green top and blue skirt<br /> | previous = [[Live_Game_Stream_-_Uncharted]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.<br /> <br /> So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.<br /> <br /> But she- that made me feel delighted.<br /> <br /> So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.<br /> <br /> (Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)<br /> <br /> Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.<br /> <br /> (More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)<br /> <br /> Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.<br /> <br /> Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop! <br /> <br /> Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?<br /> <br /> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.<br /> <br /> Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.<br /> <br /> Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?<br /> <br /> err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)<br /> <br /> Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.<br /> <br /> (Filthy male impersonation)<br /> <br /> and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:<br /> <br /> What? (inane sounds)<br /> <br /> And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like<br /> <br /> Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins<br /> <br /> And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter<br /> <br /> Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)<br /> <br /> *sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this<br /> <br /> *sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*<br /> <br /> (coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.<br /> <br /> Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)<br /> <br /> And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.<br /> <br /> This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)<br /> <br /> And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.<br /> <br /> Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!<br /> <br /> And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!<br /> <br /> So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.<br /> <br /> So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.<br /> <br /> So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=197833 2016-05-26T19:06:59Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> *23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].<br /> *14 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris livestreams another [[Proposition_to_Sega|business offer]], this time for Sega's benefit.<br /> *10 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris buys an anime bodypillow.<br /> *7 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris's Etsy shop closes, only to come back up later.<br /> *29 [[April 2016|April]] - The official [[Chris_in_the_media#Sega_Acknowledges_Sonichu_Again|Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter]] once again acknowledges Sonichu in [https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416 a post] making fun of Sonic OC's.<br /> *24 [[April 2016|April]] - Chris livestreams a short, direct [[Donation Request|beg for donations]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_cosmos&diff=197815 2016-05-26T18:42:27Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>You're a hero for correcting all those dead video links. --[[User:Acrylicpaint|Acrylicpaint]] ([[User talk:Acrylicpaint|talk]]) 21:44, 2 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> :This, very much. Thank you very much. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 01:23, 17 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> ::I third that. Thanks, pal! -[[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:39, 17 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == good shit ==<br /> <br /> you're pretty [sic]k dude [[User:Votan|Votan]] ([[User talk:Votan|talk]]) 18:42, 26 May 2016 (UTC)</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_cosmos&diff=197814 2016-05-26T18:42:02Z

<p>Votan: /* good shit */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>You're a hero for correcting all those dead video links. --[[User:Acrylicpaint|Acrylicpaint]] ([[User talk:Acrylicpaint|talk]]) 21:44, 2 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> :This, very much. Thank you very much. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 01:23, 17 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> ::I third that. Thanks, pal! -[[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:39, 17 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == good shit ==<br /> <br /> you're pretty [sic]k dude</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197690 2016-05-25T10:36:26Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|As well as the world... yeah.. the world and all that.|Chris, trying to convince Sega to give a shit.}}<br /> <br /> '''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in his hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_Money|$100,000]] a year. He also sees fit to specify that he wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into. He then states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> Chris appears to be wearing his now-default outfit for such business videos, a men's pinstriped shirt with a blue vest over it.<br /> <br /> Naturally, Chris put this business offer on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't contact Sega through any known means, so they will never actually see it.<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> * A need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;<br /> * Benefits like a 401K<br /> * [[Chris and health|Health insurance]]<br /> * '''[[Chris and gender|Maternity leave]]'''<br /> * A secretary to handle administrative duties <br /> * [[Allison_Amber|An assistant to handle Chris's responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]]. This assistant must be [[Love Quest|female]]. <br /> * A cartoon to be made for multiple markets, by the studio that he believes makes My Little Pony, &quot;DHS&quot; (he [[Speech impediment|obviously means]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DHX_Media DHX Media]). Also, Chris states that an &quot;adult cartoon&quot; could be made, as well as an anime, and a traditional style cartoon.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Proposition to Sega<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|rjFwRnzySGY}}<br /> | stardate =14 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}} {{Comics|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Donation Request‎‎]]<br /> | next = [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]<br /> }}<br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [No audio] -[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br /> <br /> Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, [[Women's rights|women]] for these positions myself.<br /> <br /> Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footwear company to make the actual footwear that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> * The trash that is falling off of what appears to be a table to the right.<br /> * Chris appears to be reading his script, which alone is surprising, off of a whiteboard.<br /> * The items hanging from a wall, one of which appears to be an over-sized wrist-watch.<br /> * Chris is recording in his usual &quot;controller in hand&quot; style.<br /> * Chris looks surprisingly formal in this video.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Donations,_Please,_plus_Live_Game_Stream_tonight.&diff=197689 2016-05-25T10:35:43Z

<p>Votan: too lazy to pipe anything, sorry</p> <hr /> <div>'''Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.''' is a video Chris streamed on May 23, 2016. The video is about Chris's continuing fervor with donations, but also concerns his new body pillow, or 'waifu' and video game livestream.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|W79BLVp5p0Y}}<br /> | stardate =23 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Blue and white striped dress<br /> | previous = [[Proposition to Sega‎‎]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [''A body pillow sits propped up in a chair to Chris's left. On it's surface is emblazoned a woman depicted in an anime artstyle, complete with animal ears.''] Mmm. This is my waifu, Her name is Naru. Ch- we've been together for a few weeks now, nothing wrong with that. We're still gettin' to know each other pretty much, and it's all in my head, really. Hey, y'all can- y'all are welcome to share your waifus anytime. Anyway... [''sigh''] Second half of the month. [''removes glasses''] Gonna need some more donations around here, to help out. Get some more food around here... My momma's [''inaudible''] bannans. Quite serious about that. And we could do better- better- better on food as well. Otherwise we end up just... hmm, we're not gettin' everything we n- need nutritionally. So please - donate. Help us, once again. Thank you. And yes, later tonight I'll be playing some Uncharted and streaming gameplay. So y'all can look forward to that in a little while. Thank you. Have a good day.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197656 2016-05-20T23:41:43Z

<p>Votan: I am pretty dumb</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|As well as the world... yeah.. the world and all that.|Chris, trying to convince Sega to give a shit.}}<br /> <br /> '''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in his hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_Money|$100,000]] a year. He also sees fit to specify that he wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into. He then states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> Chris appears to be wearing his now-default outfit for such business videos, a men's pinstriped shirt with a blue vest over it.<br /> <br /> Naturally, Chris put this business offer on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't contact Sega through any known means, so they will never actually see it.<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> * A need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;<br /> * Benefits like a 401K<br /> * [[Chris and health|Health insurance]]<br /> * '''[[Chris and gender|Maternity leave]]'''<br /> * A secretary to handle administrative duties <br /> * [[Allison_Amber|An assistant to handle Chris's responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]]. This assistant must be [[Love Quest|female]]. <br /> * A cartoon to be made for multiple markets, by the studio that he believes makes My Little Pony, &quot;DHS&quot; (he [[Speech impediment|obviously means]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DHX_Media DHX Media]). Also, Chris states that an &quot;adult cartoon&quot; could be made, as well as an anime, and a traditional style cartoon.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Proposition to Sega<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|rjFwRnzySGY}}<br /> | stardate =14 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}} {{Comics|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Donation Request‎‎]]<br /> | next =<br /> }}<br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [No audio] -[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br /> <br /> Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, [[Women's rights|women]] for these positions myself.<br /> <br /> Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footwear company to make the actual footwear that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> * The trash that is falling off of what appears to be a table to the right.<br /> * Chris appears to be reading his script, which alone is surprising, off of a whiteboard.<br /> * The items hanging from a wall, one of which appears to be an over-sized wrist-watch.<br /> * Chris is recording in his usual &quot;controller in hand&quot; style.<br /> * Chris looks surprisingly formal in this video.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197629 2016-05-16T02:03:58Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|As well as the world... yeah.. the world and all that.|Chris, trying to convince Sega to give a shit.}}<br /> <br /> '''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in his hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_Money|$100,000]] a year. He also sees fit to specify that he wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into. He then states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> Naturally, Chris put this business offer on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't contact Sega through any known means, so they will never actually see it.<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> * A need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;<br /> * Benefits like a 401K<br /> * Health insurance<br /> * '''[[Chris and Reality|Maternity leave]]'''<br /> * A secretary to handle administrative duties <br /> * [[Allison_Amber|An assistant to handle Chris's responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]]. This assistant must be [[Love Quest|female]]. <br /> * A cartoon to be made for multiple markets, by the studio that he believes makes My Little Pony, &quot;DHS&quot; (he [[Speech impediment|obviously means]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DHX_Media DHX Media]). Also, Chris states that an &quot;adult cartoon&quot; could be made, as well as an anime, and a traditional style cartoon.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Proposition to Sega<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|rjFwRnzySGY}}<br /> | stardate =14 [[May 2016]]<br /> | subject = {{Video games|text}} {{Comics|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Donation Request‎‎]]<br /> | next =<br /> }}<br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [No audio] -[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br /> <br /> Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, [[Women's rights|women]] for these positions myself.<br /> <br /> Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footware company to make the actual footware that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> * The trash that is falling off of what appears to be a table to the right.<br /> * Chris appears to be reading his script, which alone is surprising, off of a whiteboard.<br /> * The items hanging from a wall, one of which appears to be an over-sized wrist-watch.<br /> * Chris is recording in his usual &quot;controller in hand&quot; style.<br /> * Chris looks surprisingly formal in this video.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=197600 2016-05-15T22:25:30Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> *14 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris livestreams another [[Proposition_to_Sega|business offer]], this time for Sega's benefit.<br /> *10 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris buys an anime bodypillow.<br /> *7 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris's Etsy shop closes, only to come back up later.<br /> *29 [[April 2016|April]] - The official [[Chris_in_the_media#Sega_Acknowledges_Sonichu_Again|Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter]] once again [https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416 acknowledges Sonichu] in a post making fun of Sonic OC's.<br /> *24 [[April 2016|April]] - Chris livestreams a short, direct [[Donation Request|beg for donations]]. <br /> *16 [[April 2016|April]] - Chris [[Announcement_04/16/2016|announces]] the formation of ''[[Sonichu Entertainment of America]]'', a new &quot;company&quot; that he hopes will help him sell merchandise and get [[china]].<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197573 2016-05-15T03:47:47Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcription}}<br /> <br /> '''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in His hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_Money|$100,000]] a year. But, out of an oddly specific request, Chris wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into, even if Sega considered it, or even noticed the request at all, as he put this application on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't (As we know of) contact Sega through any means. Chris also states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;, and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's [[Chris_and_his_Ego|responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Proposition to Sega<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|rjFwRnzySGY}}<br /> | stardate =14 [[May 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Vest with striped undershirt<br /> | previous = [[Donation Request‎‎]]<br /> | next =<br /> }}<br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> *&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris'''&lt;/font&gt; *Audio cut out* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br /> <br /> Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, women for these positions myself.<br /> <br /> Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footware company to make the actual footware that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> * - The trash that is falling off of what appears to be a table to the right.<br /> * - Chris appears to be reading his script, which alone is surprising, off of a whiteboard.<br /> * - The items hanging from a wall, one of which appears to be an over-sized wrist-watch.<br /> * - Chris is recording in his usual &quot;controller in hand&quot; style.<br /> * - Chris looks surprisingly formal in this video.</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197555 2016-05-15T01:49:38Z

<p>Votan: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in His hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_reality#In_the_Real_World|$100,000]] a year. But, out of an oddly specific request, Chris wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into, even if Sega considered it, or even noticed the request at all, as he put this application on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't (As we know of) contact Sega through any means. Chris also states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;, and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's [[Chris_and_his_Ego|responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. <br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br /> <br /> Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, women for these positions myself.<br /> <br /> Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footware company to make the actual footware that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Proposition_to_Sega&diff=197554 2016-05-15T01:33:32Z

<p>Votan: transcript. the correct name of the studio which does mlp is named DHX, but I didn't know how to clarify this in the transcript.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that &quot;if you want what he's got&quot;, you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in His hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some &quot;employee benefits&quot;, assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_reality#In_the_Real_World|$100,000]] a year. But, out of an oddly specific request, Chris wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into, even if Sega considered it, or even noticed the request at all, as he put this application on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't (As we know of) contact Sega through any means. Chris also states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br /> <br /> == Requests ==<br /> <br /> Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his &quot;hectic lifestyle&quot;, and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, and health insurance, which is debatable if he really knows what a 401K is, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be need to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's [[Chris_and_his_Ego|responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. <br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> {{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br /> <br /> Christine Weston Chandler<br /> 14 Branchland Ct.<br /> Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br /> <br /> Thank You.<br /> }}<br /> Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later. Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, women for these positions myself. Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footware company to make the actual footware that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Announcement_04/16/2016&diff=197356 2016-04-28T09:13:47Z

<p>Votan: cleaned up transcript slightly</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Chrisautismmeme.jpg|thumb|&quot;Autism is definitely that thing that makes... the brain shut off.&quot; -Christine]]'''Announcement 04/16/2016''' is a video [[Chris]] streamed on April 16, 2016 in which he &quot;launches&quot; Sonichu Entertainment of America, a business scheme he concocted where he would &quot;appoint&quot; someone to help him make [[Sonichu]] merchandise, chiefly [[amiibo]]. Although this will not amount to anything whatsoever, Chris attempting to legitimise his hocking of poorly disguised [[Nintendo]] products online as a business is a step towards rousing the ire of the companies whose intellectual property he is blatantly plagiarising. One hopes this goes unnoticed.<br /> <br /> The video starts out ostensibly explaining the project, with Chris giving inconsistent numbers for how many employees he wants (which continues throughout the video), and very unsubtly implying he only wants female applicants. The reason for this latter point becomes obvious before long, as with the inevitability of the sun rising at dawn Chris begins to mention [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|slumber parties]] for his employees, and the &quot;possibility&quot; of a romantic relationship with Chris. He goes on to try to talk up the position by promising to impart his &quot;master[ful]&quot; craftsmanship skills in making ugly crap out of Crayola. <br /> <br /> This brief topical detour is amended quickly, and Chris describes the next position; a &quot;romantic co-ordinator&quot; whose job it will be to essentially manage his (as yet non-existent) dating life, including keeping him informed about &quot;lesbian sexual positions&quot;. Chris attempts to qualify this blatant solicitation by claiming his (as yet unmentioned) &quot;associate&quot; wrote it, presumably the same one involved in [[Nerdy Q&amp;A]]. The associate remains anonymous, but given their nebulous characteristics, such as their fixation on finding lesbian sexual partners for Chris at all costs, their identity is simply impossible to determine. Chris goes on to opine that his romantic co-ordinator should be able to act as a bodyguard at public events using &quot;female-oriented&quot; martial arts, with the pretense of his employees being either sex completely dead at this point. He tells interested parties to submit their credentials for review, then orders the masses to make a meme about the effects of autism.<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> {{Quotebox|Submit resumes and uploaded video responses to anightinchristine@gmail.com.<br /> <br /> This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Announcement 04/16/2016<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|HvlxLfyGOws}}<br /> | stardate = 16 [[April 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Please, Donate‎‎]]<br /> | next = [[Donation Request]]<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Chandler. Reporting live once again, I have an important announcement today. [''breathes in''] Due to the recent growth in sales, I'm- ah- I'm no longer able to fully sustain fulfilling Sonichu orders on my own. But I am still very dedicated on fulfilling everybody that's gotten in so far. As I've yet to fulfill. And as for, uh, books. Um, yeah. I've just been having difficulty gettin' them in, so be patient, be- I will have the books come out, the book orders fulfilled very soon, I promise. Anyway so, yeah. With the recent additions to my workload I figured I have been spreading myself too thin, and the stresses of life - it really does bother me. It gives me GREAT pleasure to announce the launch of [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]]! [[Chris and the industry|A pre-IPO global entertainment and media company]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is excited to launch a brand new store on [[Zazzle]], selling fun for the whole family! Sonichu products like t-shirts, hats, and mugs and many other fine products. Look out for many fun and exciting products in the future too. And given the [[Chris and English|expension]], I will be hiring a team of talented profes- professionals to make this vision a reality! While I still swerve- still serve as the sole owner, creator, and creative director of the Sonichu world and characters, this will allow me to focus on my transition- my female lesbian soul into an all-natural female woman, which is already added an... incher- inch to my bust size in just two weeks. Thinking of what- and among other details I'd really b- like to- this will also allow me to focus more on the drawing and w- and writing of [[Sonichu (comic)|my book pages]].<br /> <br /> Think you have what it takes? It's no easy task to s- step away from making Sonichu kit--merch--and the, uh figures, and medallions, personally. No easy task for me to do that. The only way I can do this is for trusted employees who are, like me, and who I personally would identify with to take this on, this important next step. The ideal person- woman- pref- women or man. The ideal person for the job should, well, remind me of myself. She sh- he or she should, at minimum, love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu, have experience working with [[Chris and art|arts and crafts]], [[Honor roll|beyond eighth grade leading le- reading level]], or higher, and a lot of employees who, could be like me, mmm, but not necessarily in totality, heh. Definitely women ag- amongst [''inaudible'']. I am an equal opportunity type employer, or I would be anyw- I am I am. And also be supportive of, uh, the LGBT VHS lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, virgin, hermaphrodite, snowFLAKE community. I just learned a few new terms from readin' this. And since I am truly woman at heart, Sonichu of America should be recognized as and [https://www.sba.gov/contracting/government-contracting-programs/8a-business-development-program 8-A, woman owned, small business].<br /> <br /> Let's talk about benefits! Emplo- hired employees will receive twenty five percent profit on all sales, exclusive access to, me, Christine Weston Chandler, and uh, and, talks with, uh, collaboration and, uh, on how to make the figures among which, and so forth. Access to private company promotions at gaming conventions, conferences, and enkloyee- employee slumber parties. S- to be determined among which. And should things work out between us and we have shared interests and passions, opportunities for romantic encounters with Christine Weston Chandler, but only if we built it from the ground up. Now let's talk more about the open position. Hedgehog- [''inaudible''] hedgehog fans. You will learn from the master herself, Christine Chandler, myself. Learn the secret art of the figure assembly from multiple figures among which. Give birth to some of my favorite creations, as well as work to produce other merchandise that I choose to create a prototype for- here on. Animators, video production assistance. You will be needed to work other than creative- d-direction of- and vision of- famous creator, myself, Christine Chandler. You will be tasked with producing an anime cartoon or CGI TV show starring Sonichu, which I personally would have total creative control over- would personally voice as myself and Sonichu therein. <br /> <br /> Romantic coordinator- in charge of making sure I find a [[sweetheart]]. You will navigate the topsy-turvy world of modern dating. This position is very important, as I am quite a busy businesswoman, who... well I do ten- I do like to socialize, but it's not like I don't make time to, it's just, I have, I'm busy, and the [[autism]] kills my brain speed, mm. [''humming''] Ah, you would also be responsible for developing a course, or trying to help me compete in the lesbian dating marketplace. Including but not ah- limited to, lesbian attraction, dating education, [''pauses''] and lesbian sexual positions [''inaudible'']. My associate wrote this for me. I mean she's doing- she's done a fabulous job, she's a great writer. And also, by gosh, preferably fit, in shape, female badasses, [[Wikipedia:La Femme Nikita|la femme nikitas]]. As puppet, figure, often maligned- mal ig- mul ig nayed- huh. Mah lign- yeah, ma-lied. By some of- internet's most vicious trolls, you shall be escorting me around various public events, inf- information on which self defense training, you know, are requested. Mm, karate, cuck-fu, vaj-won-do, rape aggression defense, and other female-oriented martial arts, et cetera. [''fumbles the papers''] Ehh, last page, I promise, uh.<br /> <br /> If you are ready to make history and join this great opportunity, make a YouTube video, or summit- submit your résumé to anightinchristine@gmail.com, which that will be below this video, after it's fully uploaded, that email address. Sonichu and I have had many adventures over the last SIXteen years, and many ups and downs, with distresses and difficulties in life. But, together! Together, let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again! [''smiles''] And that's the big announcement! Thank you very much. [''picks up iPhone'']<br /> <br /> And also I'll leave y'all with one final, bit of, uh, thought that I came up with. Hmm, in regards to autism, pretty much, and how I feel about it. I have found recently- I have found further that autism is definitely that thing that makes [''pauses''] the brain shut off. Hmm, I've mentioned that before, but. Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, &quot;Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [''puts down iPhone, picks up PS4 controller''] Y'all have a good, safe day. Thank you.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWCville Business News<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|3ff5qjA60aQ}}<br /> | maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]<br /> | stardate = 17 [[April 2016]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki&diff=197335 2016-04-27T09:30:27Z

<p>Votan: you missed a T, my dude</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|right|200px]]<br /> <br /> So you want to edit the wiki on the [[Internet]]'s [[White knights|most beloved]] and [[A-Logging|most hated]] [[autistic]] manchild? This isn't your average crappy [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article that you're getting yourself into. So here's a CWC (pronounced: 'quick') guide to the CWCki:<br /> <br /> ==When it comes to dates, be a Europian=<br /> &lt;b&gt;This: dd Month Year<br /> <br /> Example: today is {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}.<br /> <br /> &lt;i&gt;Not this: Month dd, year<br /> <br /> Example: today is {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;<br /> <br /> Likewise, avoid numerical dating ('''{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''' or '''{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}''') because that confuses the hell out of people depending if you're a Europian or American.<br /> <br /> While Americanized spellings are the standard, it's still a good idea to use Europian dating to avoid confusion.<br /> <br /> Furthermore, it's easier to link to.<br /> <br /> For instance, if you went with Europian dating, to link to a month, all it would be is:<br /> <br /> '''&lt;nowiki&gt;dd [[Month Year]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;'''<br /> <br /> whereas an American dating would be:<br /> <br /> '''&lt;nowiki&gt; Month dd [[Month Year|Year]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;'''<br /> <br /> ==When it comes to spelling, be an American==<br /> Chris is American, and so a majority of trolls. As a result, Americanized English is the standard for the CWCki. So no unnecessary vowels (unnecessary &quot;U&quot;s, &quot;O&quot;s, etc.), it's a &quot;truck&quot; and not a &quot;lorry,&quot; it's an &quot;elevator&quot; and not a &quot;lift,&quot; you get the idea.<br /> <br /> However, on a similar note, please be considerate of our Europian brethren. Some Europians are not totally familiar with American TV shows, food chains, and other stuff Chris frequently references, so it is helpful to add a mild explanatory note for these (such as comparing Chris's beloved [[Golden Corral]] to Red Hot World Buffet &amp; Bar). For instance, if a game title has a different title in Europe, by all means mention this (such as how ''[[Animal Crossing]]: City Folk'' was known as ''Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City'' in Europe).<br /> <br /> ==The possessive form of Chris is &quot;Chris's&quot;==<br /> Your [[English]] teacher was wrong. When it comes to proper nouns, you are supposed to append apostrophes even if the name ends in &quot;s&quot; (the exception is formal archaic names like [[GodJesus]], but then it'd be &quot;the parables of Jesus&quot;).<br /> <br /> Page 1 of Strunk &amp; White's ''[[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]]'' states this, and this is the standard [http://www.economist.com/research/styleGuide/index.cfm?page=841359 The Economist] uses. People who argue otherwise are [[slow-in-the-minds]].<br /> <br /> ==Sign your comments==<br /> If you're making a comment on the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]] or on a talk page, '''please sign your comments'''. It's four tildes in a row (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;), and can be automatically added by pressing the signature button (the ninth button shown whenever one edits a page). That way, we know who said what and don't have to go through the talk page history in order to find the original date and time of the post.<br /> <br /> ==Stay nameless==<br /> '''DON'T ADD YOURSELF.'''<br /> <br /> The general guideline for trolls having their own articles are trolls who have interacted directly with Chris and have been referred to by Chris in some explicit way (such as [[Clyde Cash]]).<br /> <br /> There are a few exceptions but for the most part, unless we've heard of you via Chris, you don't warrant your own article. Besides, no one probably gives a shit about your shitty troll persona or your shitty attempts at [[prank call]]ing his house.<br /> <br /> You are however free to do with your User Page on CWCki as you wish, within reason. (For example, don't add a zillion pics not related to Chris to it, or use it as a text dump for your [[Mass debating|YouPorn]] passwords.)<br /> <br /> ==A note on notability==<br /> Related to namefaggotry is notability.<br /> <br /> While not as strict as [[Wikipedia:Notability in Wikipedia|Wikipedia]], CWCki still maintains a guideline of notability: '''If Chris has responded to someone or something, it warrants a mention on CWCki.'''<br /> <br /> In other words, a random guy who makes a video response to Chris doesn't warrant their own article. Otherwise, we'd have a wiki full of guys in their basements trying to be funny by bringing up Chris and his [[recycling]].<br /> <br /> To clarify, by the first part, someone or something that has caused a response from Chris warrants mention on CWCki. For instance, [[Evan]] warrants his own article because of the infamous [[masturbating and squirtin']] e-mail as well as [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Clyde Cash]] warrants his own article as Chris has made several videos threatening Clyde's life.<br /> <br /> The major exception to this rule is any mainstream media references to Chris. No, not some random blogger or some guy on YouTube or Facebook, but actual TV, radio stations, or high-profile blogs (ex. Fark, The Atlantic, etc.). These references should be incorporated into the [[Chris in the media]] article, or the Chris-related media they cite.<br /> <br /> And of course, anything Chris does or says is notable and deserves mention on the CWCki. This does not mean everything Chris mentions gets an article--it should just be mentioned ''somewhere,'' preferably in existing articles. There are of course exceptions that are dealt with on a case by case basis.<br /> <br /> ==Brevity is wit==<br /> Don't ramble on unnecessarily. '''Learn to edit yourself'''. Read what you've written. Is everything in it entirely necessary? Can it be reworded to better effect? Think about what you yourself might read. Would you really be interested in reading a 10,000-page treatise on the psychology of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel movements]]? If not, then why should anybody else? And if so, then [[WTFIWWY Segment|what the hell is wrong with you?]]<br /> <br /> This especially goes for summaries. Remember what they are--''summaries''. They shouldn't be longer than the transcription/article being commented upon. Keep psychological mumbo-jumbo to a minimum, or preferably, to yourself. <br /> <br /> ===Suppress your own urges===<br /> This goes for people who have [[religious]] or [[political]] views, different [[sex]]ual fetishes, and/or are fans of [[anime]], [[video games]], and/or [[comics]]. Chris might own your video game or watch your anime or mention something about which you hold a very strong opinion. He may even mention it quite frequently. This doesn't mean it warrants a [[CWCki]] page, and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to reference it every third article or write about how Chris's understanding or interpretation of Contemporary Post-Trotskyist Feminine Theory is incorrect.<br /> <br /> ==Double check=<br /> Before adding an article, check to see if it hasn't been added already. CWCki is not [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]] or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], so everything might not be redirected. You may have to search a bit but it helps if you look for articles before duplicating them. Same applies to images.<br /> <br /> If you think a redirect would be appropriate for a particular search phrase, go ahead and add it: search the term you want to redirect, click on the red link between &quot;Create the page &quot;[insert title here]&quot; on this wiki!&quot;, type in &lt;nowiki&gt;# REDIRECT [[target page]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;, and hit &quot;save&quot;. The page will redirect with the same information; you will have to click &quot;Save&quot; again and perform a CAPTCHA mini-game in order to it to fully appear. Yes, it's ''beyond'' annoying, but it helps ward off spambots. Keep in mind that the phrase should be a fairly generic and common term, and relevant to the particular target.<br /> <br /> ==Privacy==<br /> Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashedly uncensored (albeit far less than ED, mind you), it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their &quot;covers&quot; not be &quot;blown&quot; so be considerate. Information about anyone Chris mentioned (be it a random [[Manajerk]] or a [[Jerkop]]) should be kept private too sometimes. Otherwise, we'd have [[weens]] e-mailing them &quot;JUUUULLLAAYYY!!!!!&quot; or other unfunny bullshit.<br /> <br /> ==IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT ==<br /> Some people come here straight from reading the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Chris and decide they want their hand in editing. Unfortunately, the ED article on Chris-chan is frequently out of date, or it misses out on very recent developments. <br /> <br /> If you're going to be editing CWCki, have a gander at Chris's [[Facebook]] pages or [[Kiwi Farms]], or hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]. They're hot sources of all the goings on with Chris, and they keep up to date with all the most recent happenings. Just don't be a fag or else you'll be banned.<br /> <br /> Likewise, spend some time reading, watching and listening to everything Chris-related, including the chat logs, sex audio, all of his videos, [[Mumble]] chats, etc. Yes, it requires an unhealthy amount of time, and having a strong stomach to some of Chris's more grosser aspects, but you'll get deeper into the rabbit hole and want to see how far it goes. These things are generally not on the ED page and you'll miss out on a lot of details on Chris (for instance, [[Reginald Chandler]] or how Chris drinks his own [[semen]].) But if you want to take an easier shortcut, perhaps begin with sachmo's [[documentary]] about Chris, which does a generally good job at summarizing most of Chris's life.<br /> <br /> ==Dive right in==<br /> Even though you should lurk moar, don't be afraid to edit the CWCki. ''Anyone'' can and should edit the CWCki. You do not need to &quot;prove yourself&quot; to get a CWCki account and you will not be banned if you make an honest mistake.<br /> <br /> If you're posting complaints about the CWCki on PVCC, [[cwc]] or Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. If you see something wrong with the CWCki, feel free to make your opinion heard or take matters into your own hands. After all, if you want something done right, do it yourself.<br /> <br /> ==Get involved==<br /> CWCki is (mostly) democratic. While not perfectly democratic as say, Wikipedia, users do have influence in policy. While editing articles or contributing to the CWCki in other ways should be #1, it's also good to get involved in the workings of the CWCki. Be sure to regularly check the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]], especially the [[CWCki:Policy|Policy]] and [[CWCki:News]] pages.<br /> <br /> Being involved in the CWCki inner workings means that you get a say in how the CWCki is run and provide valuable feedback to the CWCki staff to better improve the CWCki user experience. So please, get involved, it's '''your''' CWCki.<br /> <br /> ==Try to aim for NPOV==<br /> No, this does not mean you cannot say anything bad about Chris. Aim for ''criticism'', not outright bashing of Chris. Likewise, when dealing with other trolling sites, users, etc., try to present them in neutral terms.<br /> <br /> So go ahead, criticize Chris, but don't try too hard. If Chris lies, it's fine to say he's a liar. But by implying that by lying he's &quot;scum of the Earth,&quot; &quot;a worthless piece of shit,&quot; etc. then you're [[A-Logging|just trying really too hard]].<br /> <br /> [[CWCki:NOTED|We're not Encyclopedia Dramatica]], we're here to document Chris and mocking is mostly indirect.<br /> <br /> ===Don't be an A-Log===<br /> A-Logs feel that Chris is a despicable human being with no redeeming qualities and want to inflict harm upon him. Chris doesn't inspire greatness, but he's not the spawn of Satan who's worse than Hitler. Don't be an A-Log, and don't purposely try to find things wrong with Chris. <br /> <br /> ==Updating [[Template:Da update|Da update]]==<br /> [[Da update]] is perhaps what most people come to CWCki for, to see what is new with Chris. But what constitutes an update?<br /> <br /> Chris releasing a new video? Hell yeah!<br /> <br /> Leaked stuff with Chris in it? Definitely.<br /> <br /> Something you heard off some guy in IRC? ...no, not really.<br /> <br /> Something you heard off of ED? ''Fuck'' no.<br /> <br /> In order for something to be considered update worthy, '''it has to be a publicly available media involving Chris.''' While there are many reliable sources who can provide information on Chris, it still does not hold up to encyclopedic standards, which CWCki strives to adhere to. While it is okay to incorporate such information into articles ''as'' alleged information, it is not an update to say that Chris has ''allegedly'' done something.<br /> <br /> ==Cite only publicly available media==<br /> On a similar note, '''only publicly available forms of media are acceptable forms of citable material on CWCki.''' This means that PVCC posts, private audio files, etc. are not acceptable to cite in articles, even if the authenticity is without question. <br /> <br /> The goal of this is to promote transparency and to allow the trolling community at large to easily verify if the citation is true or not.<br /> <br /> ==Resize your images==<br /> Please try and resize your images so they're under 150 kb before you upload them. Seriously, it only takes, like, a minute in MS Paint to resize them. If you're not sure how, here's a [[Help:Resizing images|handy guide]] on how to resize images. Failing that, we have [[User:Fuckingstupid|resident]] [[User:Whoreos n' Milf|experts]] to answer any further questions, or to help you with resizing things.<br /> <br /> If it's a huge animated GIF, then it better actually be amusing, or else it will be taken down and no one will cry rivers asking for it back.<br /> <br /> ==DO IT, BRO/ What goes on CWCki should stay on CWCki==<br /> If you see something wrong or a mistake on CWCki, '''fix it.''' Don't start a thread on Kiwi Farms about how you saw something wrong on the CWCki and say how you can't believe it's wrong. Fix it. Don't complain about a video link being dead, find a working link and add it to the article. If you're not sure how to fix it, then make a comment in the article's talk page addressing your concern about the article and add templates. Likewise, don't make a thread about how you'd like to see CWCki address a topic. Make that article. If it sucks, it'll get deleted. If not, others will have a chance to build it up. If you dislike the quality of the CWCki, don't bitch about it on the Kiwi Farms, get involved and edit articles to make them higher quality.<br /> <br /> Likewise, discussions pertaining CWCki should be on CWCki. If you have a beef with someone, don't bitch about them on the forums. Keep it on CWCki and things can be resolved. Likewise, if you want to collaborate with others to work on an article, you're more than welcome to go to other forums to do this but by all means mention this on the CWCki itself.<br /> <br /> ==Learn how to pipe==<br /> Read [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]] as a guide to linking to other articles on the site.<br /> <br /> ==Conclusion==<br /> Follow these simple rules, and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time! So welcome to the CWCki, your one stop for everything Chris.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[CWCki:CWCki is|What CWCki is and is not]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWCki policy]]</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Votan&diff=197334 2016-04-27T08:53:35Z

<p>Votan: videogames</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == What are you doing here, you dumb shit? ==<br /> <br /> Excellent question, m'boy. I became intrigued by Chris many years ago, and soon surmised that he was a perfect example of everything you do not want to do while you're still bound to this mortal coil. Everything fascinated me, from the strange speech to the utterly unique way he holds a pen. I get particular enjoyment whenever Chris Capitalizes Words For No Discernible Reason. After many laughs at Chris' innumerable ineptitudes, I finally decided to help with the CWCki. Maybe I'll do some good, and give someone else some laughs. Maybe I'll disappear tomorrow and this page will be deleted in due time. only time will tell.<br /> <br /> I live for memes.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{PS2}}</div>

Votan https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Announcement_04/16/2016&diff=197233 2016-04-20T03:15:57Z

<p>Votan: probably some errors</p> <hr /> <div>'''Announcement 04/16/2016''' is a video [[Chris]] streamed on April 16, 2016 in which he launches Sonichu Entertainment of America, a new scheme where Chris would pay other people to make Sonichu crap for sale, because Chris is too lazy to make his own merchandise. Chris's [[hair]] is also seen to have finally receded to the point of no return, despite his [[Tomgirl|growing it out]] extending its lifespan by a few years; at this rate, Chris may go completely bald by his mid-30's.<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> {{Quotebox|Submit resumes and uploaded video responses to anightinchristine@gmail.com.<br /> <br /> This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Announcement 04/16/2016<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|HvlxLfyGOws}}<br /> | stardate = 16 [[April 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}} <br /> | shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br /> | previous = [[Please, Donate‎‎]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Chandler. Reporting live once again, I have an important announcement today. [''breathes in''] Due to the recent growth in sales, I'm- ah- I'm no longer able to fully sustain fulfilling Sonichu orders on my own. But I am still very dedicated on fulfilling everybody that's got ???? so far. As I've yet to fulfill. And as for, uh, books. Um, yeah. I've just been having difficulty gettin' them in, so be patient, be- I will have the books come out, the book orders fulfilled very soon, I promise. Anyway so, yeah. With the recent additions to my workload I figured I have been spreading myself too thin, and the stresses of life - it really does bother me. It gives me GREAT pleasure to announce the launch of Sonichu Entertainment of America! A pre-IPO global entertainment and media company. Sonichu Entertainment of America is excited to launch a brand new store on Zazzle, selling fun for the whole family! Sonichu products like t-shirts, hats, and mugs and many other fine products. Look out for many fun and exciting products in the future too. And given the [[Chris and English|expension]], I will be hiring a team of talented profes- professionals to make this vision a reality! While I still ????- still server as the sole owner, creator, and creative director of the Sonichu world and characters, this will allow me to focus on my transition- my female lesbian soul into an all-natural female woman, which is already added an... incher- inch to my bust size in just two weeks. Thinking of what- and among other details I'd really b- like to- this will also allow me to focus more on the drawing and w- and writing of my book pages.<br /> <br /> Think you have what it takes? It's not easy task to s- step away from making Sonichu ???? and the, uh figures, and medallions, personnally. No easy task for me to do that. The only way I can do this is for trusted employees who are, like me, and who I personally would identify with to take this on, this important next step. The ideal person- woman- pref- women or man. The ideal person for the job should, well, remind me of myself. She sh- he or she should, at minimum, love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu, have experience working with arts and crafts, beyond eigth grade leading le- reading level, or higher, and a lot of employees who, could be like me, mmm, but not necessarily in totality, heh. Definitely women ag- amongst [''inaudible'']. I am an equal opportunity type employer, or I would be anyw- I am I am. And also be supportive of, uh, the LGBT VHS lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, virgin, hermaphrodite, snowFLAKE community. I just learned a few new terms from readin' this. And since I am truly woman at heart, Sonichu of America should be recognized as and 8-A, woman owned, small business.<br /> <br /> Let's talk about benefits! Emplo- hired employees will receive twenty five percent profit on all sales, exclusive access to, me, Christine Weston Chandler, and uh, and, talks with, uh, collaboration and, uh, on how to make the figures among which, and so forth. Access to private company promotions at gaming conventions, conferences, and enkloyee- employee slumber parties. S- to be determined among which. And should things work out between us and we have shared interests and passions, opportunities for romantic encounters with Christine Weston Chandler, but only if we built it from the ground up. Now let's talk more about the open position. Hedgehog- [''inaudible''] hedgehog fans. You will learn from the master herself, Christine Chandler, myself. Learn the secret art of the figure assembly from multiple figures among which. Give birth to some of my favorite creations, as well as work to produce other merchandise that I choose to create a prototype for- here on. Animators, video productions assistance. You will be needed to other than creative- direction of- and vision of- famous creator, myself, Christine Chandler. You will be tasked with producing an anime cartoon or CGI TV show starring Sonichu, which I personally would have total creative control over- would personally voice as myself and Sonichu therein. Romantic coordinator- in charge of making sure I find a sweetheart. You will navigate the topsy-turvy world of modern dating. This position is very important, as I am quite a busy businesswoman, who- well I do ten- I do like to socialize, but it's not like I don't make time to, it's just, I have, I'm busy, and the autism kills my brain speed, mm. [''humming''] Ah, you would also be responsible for developing a course, or trying to help me compete in tje lesbian dating marketplace. Including but not ah- limited to, lesbian attraction, dating education, [''pauses''] and lesbian sexual positions [''inaudible'']. My associate wrote this for me. I mean she's doing- she's dona a fabulous job, she's a great writer. And also, by gosh, preferably fit, in shape, female badasses, la femme nikitas. As puppet, figure, often maligned- mal ig- mul ig nayed- huh. Mah lign- yeah, ma-lied. By some of- internet's most vicious trolls, you shall be escorting me around various public events, informations on which self defense training, you know, are requested. Mm, karate, cuck-fu, vaj-won-do, rape aggression defense, and other female-oriented martial arts, et cetera. [''fumbles the papers''] Ehh, last page, I promise, uh.<br /> <br /> If you are ready to make history and join this great opportunity, make a youtube video, or summit- submit your résumé to anightinchristine@gmail.com, which that will be below this video, after it's fully uploaded, that email address. Sonichu and I have had many adventures over the last SIXteen years, and many ups and downs, with distresses and difficulties in life. But, together! Together, let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again! [''smiles''] And that's the big announcement! Thank you very much. [''picks up iPhone'']<br /> <br /> And also I'll leave y'all with one final, bit of, uh, thought that I came up with. Hmm, in regards to autism, pretty much, and how I feel about it. I have found recently- I have found further that autism is definitely that thing that makes [''pauses''] the brain shut off. Hmm, I've mentioned that before, but. Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, &quot;Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [''puts down iPhone, picks up PS4 controller''] Y'all have a good, safe day. Thank you.<br /> <br /> {{Transcription}} <br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

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