Man in the Pickle Suit

2012-07-14T17:24:57Z

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{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}
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| '''Real name'''
| Harold (?)
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br>[[Chris and race|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
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| '''Occupation(s)'''
Internet troll
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[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]

The '''Man in the Pickle Suit''' (a.k.a. the '''Black Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) is the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>

Chris claims that the MitPS name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>

== Origin ==
[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as [[Blanca]] to troll CWC in early August [[2008]], a fake [[MySpace]] page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}

== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ==
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.

==The Pickle Men today==
[[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|Shit just got real.]]

In [[October 2009]], the MIPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (or so he claims.) To date, the MIPS has yet to comment on this.

==Selected videos==
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
Image:Sherrifpick.JPG|The Man in the Pickle Suit made his way into law enforcement
</gallery></center>

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The MPS's] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]

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