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Talk:Rocky Shoemaker

2010-06-04T20:15:59Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Faggotry */

== RAEP ==

Does anyone have that chatlog where Chris came in IRC as a "troll", dropping not-so-subtle hints about his desire to "force himself upon his authority figures" AKA Rocky. [[User:Virusys|Virusys]] 05:02, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

well, that was easy. FRONT PAGE LOLOLOLOLOL
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/IRC_(23_July_2009)
[[user:larrykoopa13|larrykoopa13]] 8:48, 4 October 2009 (CST)

This woman is a mystery to me. I wonder why Chris listens to her up to some point and not to the rest of the world and why she supports him at all. Is she in any way attractive to him? A target for his Love/Fuck Quest? Are there any other sources where Chris mentions Rocky? --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:31, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*It's the same reason Chris listens to anyone on some points but not others - Chris listens to what he wants to hear and blocks out anything unpleasant (read: the truth). She supports him because that's her job - a counselor usually doesn't tell their client "You're a sick piece of shit" no matter how true it is, and even if they think it, they don't word it that way. I think she's middle aged or waaaaaaaaaaay past Chris's age range of acceptable women. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:56, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:So was MLW and he still drew porn of her. Perhaps his desire to "force himself" upon authority figures removes all of his sexual conditions, e.g. for age and appearance, which makes all those "Chris wants to screw his mom" projections all the more horrifyingly possible. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:29, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:: NOOOO! The mental images! Anyway, I'd expect a halfway decent counsellor to at least discuss, if not confront him with, behaviour that isn't acceptable. That's what I would do at least. If my client would come to me smelling like something died, I would let him know and expect him to do something about it if he wanted to visit regularly. (true story btw) Since you know what happens when white knights try to diplomatically talk some sense into him, would that mean that Rocky never tried anything of the sort? Running interference with trolling plots doesn't seem nearly as important or obvious as telling him to shower regularly. Or do I get the wrong idea about what kind of counsellor Rocky is? If you want I can add a piece to the article discussing this. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 09:58, 9 October 2009 (CEST)

== Quitting the internet ==

Perhaps we should add a section about Rocky's determination to make Chris quit the internet forever. His [[C-Ya Later]] video definitely seems like Chris is being influenced into saying that he is quitting the internet, and it's likely that Rocky told Chris to delete the videos wherein Chris begs the Wallflower to come back to him and his disapproval of abstinence. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*That is one big assumption that would influence people's perspective of Rocky. That's too big of an assumption to make. Furthermore, there's a lot of other factors. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*Rocky is the prime suspect. I suspect his orders were "DO NOT MENTION TROLLS IN ANY VIDEOS"--F ABSTINENCE made mention of Mao and so Rocky had him delete it. But I think Wallflower told Chris to delete all videos where he mentioned her--Chris, being a lazy fuck, only deleted the video where he put her penname in the title and not the ones where he used her actual name.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*No, I'm telling you guys are wrong. Trust me on this one. You're giving too much credit to Rocky when there's a lot of forces involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's new CWCipedia quote (URGENT) ==

{{quote|Surprises always come up at one time or another, so expect the unexpected.
With that, I give little regards to the people who have proven themselves to be nothin' but a bunch of immature pranksters. Your mockery webpages/sites/ads/words/images all may as well evaporate back to nothing, because I'm Not Giving Them Attention At All.
'''I am finding peace off of the internet.'''}}

That's it. Rocky definitely has something to do with this, and whatever it's doing, it's making Chris slowly disappear from the internet.

I direct you all to [[User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles#Sonichu 11 plan|this]]. Effective immediately, this plan should go on, especially because Alec made this image:

[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|center]]

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:07, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:It appears the plan is definitely underway. Excellent. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:14, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Please point out the signs, I only made up that plan after Alec put that up. Also, Chris isn't slowly disappearing, he's the same idiot he's always been and I know that that idiot will rage if we just push him a little more. His pretend-fight with Clyde in that one video is a fairly accurate example of how his rage works--he starts by acting like it's not having any effect, then becomes gradually annoyed as the insults escalate, until finally one pushes him over the edge and he starts churning out rage videos. Bonus points if we get him to make a video--Rocky may be monitoring his channel and if he makes a video directed at us she'll probably see it and discover that Chris disobeyed her order. Thus, we've sent our message to her--fuck off our manchild.
::*True... when he discovered the ED page, he lasted almost a year from [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|this video]] to [[CWC's Second Message|this one]], where he released his bottled up tard rage and coined pedofork. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:41, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::*You guys give Rocky too much credit. Seriously, to the best of my knowledge, she has nothing to do with this or if she does she has little part. Believe it or not, Chris is capable of learning and he's like the retarded mouse who eventually learns that it's not a bad idea to touch the shocked cheese. However, he'll forget and touch the cheese again.
:::All in good time, gentlemen, all in good time things will play out.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Still though, we don't want to lose our favourite manchild. We will want to get him back proper ASAP. Thats why we have the new ads and thats why we are debating tactics to get him to return. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:32, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:::: I was going to call Chris tomorrow. I tried today but couldn't get through, I'll give it another crack tho and see if I can make it work. I'm about to go to bed, but I'll check this thread before I call him tomorrow; do we want me to mention the possibility that the webmaster might have to turn over the site to Alec because it's not making any money? If so, leave a few notes about what you want me to say and I'll mention them. If not, lemme know too and I won't mention it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]
:::: Updating a dead topic. I suggest waiting until a few days before the end of the month. At that point, Sysop will send Chris an email telling him that due to his inactivity, the other claimant to the Sonichu Copyright will gain partial control of the site if he fails to upload a set number of pages before the month is over. Said other claimant will also be able to allow in whoever he or she wants. He'll probably miss the email and lose some control over the website. Giving Alec an account would be brilliant, of course.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:29, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

==Dox==

Wait, since when did we have Rocky's home address and why hasn't it been passed to EDF? Did I miss something?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:30, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I think someone should sort out the older information. I think one of the numbers are obsolete
*Jerry L. and Rochelle A. Shoemaker
*Job:Pastoral Counselor, at Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries at the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church
*21.04 acres at 315 Ivy Vista Drive, Charlottesville, VA 22903
*Price $1,175,000.[http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2008/02/21/REALESTATE-Sold-0708A.rtf.aspx]
*(434) 244-2898
*revrocky48@gmail.com
*revrocky@yahoo.com
''Older Info''
*Community of Faith United Methodist Church, Herndon[http://vaumc.org/NCFileRepository/Journal2008/2008Journal.pdf]
*12836 PARAPET WAY
*HERNDON, VA 20171
*703-517-2446

==Faggotry==
Some low-functioning autistic recently threatened Rocky with death unless she got Chris to create more videos, which she evidently did not respond to. As a result, /cwc/ is pissed off, PVCC is (I assume, I can't get in) pissed off, and faggotry is abounding. My question is: Is this relevant enough to put into the article, or just ignore it? (dammit, I finally forgot to sign a post)[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 20:15, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker

2010-06-04T13:29:06Z

WarOfTheBees:

Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-20T21:40:19Z

WarOfTheBees:

{{recent}}
[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does a terrible Lucille Ball impression, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. Chris seems to go out of his way to mention how much he doesn't [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]]
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==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Some Favored Comedians
| video = {{#ev:youtube|URLwUjuNJYM}}
| stardate = 20 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumours|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sleeveless shirt with Denim coat
| previous = [[05142010]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give ya'll a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[snorlax|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well so, that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, prefacing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definately like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long. [''clip of The Cleaveland Show plays'']

[''Starts at 5:00'']
I like Jerry Sienfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definately like to see this, you know, even as a video response from Jerry Himself, his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sien- I probably sound like Jerry Sienfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Sienfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued infront of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Ehyeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, Brad Garret, you know, from everybody loves Raymond, also doing the guy from till does actually he also starred in an episode of Seinfeld I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against the Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points.

[''Ends at 8:07'']

==References==
<references />

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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[05142010]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2010-05-20]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-20T21:39:19Z

WarOfTheBees: /* The Shirt */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-20T21:38:39Z

WarOfTheBees: /* The Shirt */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-20T21:36:48Z

WarOfTheBees:

{{recent}}
[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does a terrible Lucille Ball impression, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]].
{{-}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Some Favored Comedians
| video = {{#ev:youtube|URLwUjuNJYM}}
| stardate = 20 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumours|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sleeveless shirt with Denim coat
| previous = [[05142010]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give ya'll a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[snorlax|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well so, that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, prefacing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definately like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long. [''clip of The Cleaveland Show plays'']

[''Starts at 5:00'']
I like Jerry Sienfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definately like to see this, you know, even as a video response from Jerry Himself, his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sien- I probably sound like Jerry Sienfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Sienfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued infront of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Ehyeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, Brad Garret, you know, from everybody loves Raymond, also doing the guy from till does actually he also starred in an episode of Seinfeld I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against the Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points.

[''Ends at 8:07'']

==References==
<references />

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[05142010]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2010-05-20]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Magi-Chan

2010-05-19T17:59:53Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Romance with Silvana */

Seriously, just created a stub for this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:58, 22 March 2009 (CET)
==The Name==
I get it! It's a pun based off the word 'Magician'--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 00:46, 16 April 2009 (CEST)
*It took me a while to get that myself, but then again I'm a bit of an ASS PIE. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:39, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
Poor Magi-Chan. He must be so lonely and cynical because he's seen every depraved sex act in CWCville, including the Missionary Cowboy and Chris' huge, bent duck. How can this man desire romance when he's seen so much? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Or Magi-Chan is just another perverted representation of Chris's psyche; His desire to sneak, watch and punish those who perform the acts that arouse him ([[Homos]] & [[Pedofork|Pedoforks]]). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::*No way. This proves that Magi-Chan = gay is cannon. I mean... he's in charge of finding every homosexual person in CWCville, yet nobody has every been thrown in CWCville prison fior homosexual acts. He's all like, "Yup. Carry on." Dude is gaaaaaaay... --17:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Good point there. This means that Magi-Chan is running the equivalent of a pink "Schindler's List" in CWCville. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Naw dude, this is a position Magi-chan relishes. He'll watch people have gay sex, then as soon as he finishes jerking off, he busts them. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:37, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::* My take? Magi-chan just pretends to be psychic-scanning, because Chris can't tell whether or not Magi-chan is doing anything in that regard. In general, he seems to be pretty lazy and apathetic, since he barely does anything; so the psychic-scanning-for-homos is probably just an excuse for him to watch TV, take a nap or read the funnies. Just imagine the cliche of the night shift security guard, but apply it to a psychic hedgehog. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not so sure "-chan" is solely for girls. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*It's commonly used for teenage girls, little kids or animals. He is some kind of animal, so it works, though probably unintentionally.--[[user:yawn|Yawn]] 7:47, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
* Maybe the '-chan' is meant to be an 'exotic sounding' surname of some sorts, like "Jackie Chan"? -[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:36, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Let's remember that "Chan" can be a diminutive of our favorite Man-Child surname; ''Chandler''.
::* Makes sense knowing that Sonichu, Rosechu and the Chaotic Combo are all technically his 'children'. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:26, 12 January 2010 (EST)

== magi-chan by xent ==

should we add that to the article since magi-chan is the main character or should we add it to the fan works section of the cwcki?

If you want to read it, its at the /cxc/ board. http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html

If nobody knows who xent is, he's the guy who wrote "chris gets laid"

:* Two golden rules. First, sign your message with four "~" like this. It will stamp your name and the date you have posted the message. So we will all know that it is you, Flyingdingo0827 who posted it. Second, If Chris dint mention the fan work, it goes into the fan section. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:02, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

:*thanks for the tip Mr. Griffin, I'll keep that in mind [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Magi-Chan or Magi-chan==

Is there an official position on the capitalization of Magi's chan? [[User:Parapluie|Parapluie]] 14:42, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
*Who cares? Chris is such a damn fucking moron he probably doesn't know, himself. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:27, 21 February 2010 (EST)
* Magi-Chan's box on the Cwcipedia, and the fancy title from Sonichu 3 have it as ''M''agi-''C''han. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:26, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

== Romance with Silvana ==
According to CWCipedia, Magi-Chan and Silvana have already gotten together. It happened sometime after Sonichu 10, offscreen. You heard me. One of his major story arcs has just ended offscreen. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not sure if we should add it, yet. It still hasn't been drawn into the comic, ergo it should be of little significance to this article. And knowing how things tend to change in the Sonichu plot given the outside influence from the trolls (e.i. Asperchu, Clyde, Jack, Etc..) it may change...That, and I fucking hate the idea of the only fairly-interesting character in this god-forsaken series getting paired up with a faggot like Magi-Chan. I dunno. It just seems wrong to me.... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:12, 14 April 2010 (EST)
**I thought Magi-Chan WAS the only fairly interesting character.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:40, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
***Not really. He's a stereotypical emofag with little personality build up who takes orders from a criminally insane despotic mayor and only appears in peoples' thoughts. If Magi had any sort of intelligence what so ever he would've gotten rid of Chris years ago....That, or join PVCC or some kinda shit...And by character, I meant the Rosechu Species.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:48, 14 April 2010 (EST)
****Added a block quote at the beginning about this, just because Chris essentially says that Magi-Chan loves something with a cock.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:59, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Magi-Chan

2010-05-19T17:58:19Z

WarOfTheBees:

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describe's Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is most definitely [[gay]] (his name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) & emo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and by far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu pretty much shoves the fact that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also slightly annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

==Overview==
Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed offscreen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].

He is a combination of 4 characters: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pikachu]], [[Pokémon|Mewtwo]] and [[Homos|Tinky-Winky]].

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|right|Magi-Chan as a Sonee]]
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo / goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==
Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

==[[Sonichu 6]]==
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==
For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|right|Precise and accurate.]]
Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==
Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==
Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

==[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]==

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|right|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion.]]
Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. For much of issue 10 he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as Alzheimer's disease or cerebral palsy. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of Issue 10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a 'Dumbster' behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] Sonichu. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the comics==
Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==
*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Talk:Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour

2010-05-16T12:37:48Z

WarOfTheBees: Created page with '==Mirror, mirror== Someone's going to have to mirror this. I'd do it myself, but my computer's busted. Chris Chan is learning, though. I wonder if he'll disable embedding for …'

==Mirror, mirror==
Someone's going to have to mirror this. I'd do it myself, but my computer's busted. Chris Chan is learning, though. I wonder if he'll disable embedding for all his videos? Not that it matters.--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 12:37, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sydney Kirsch

2010-05-14T14:58:37Z

WarOfTheBees:

==Article Name?==

What do we think about the current article name? Can anyone think of a better one? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:08, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
*I say Sydney Kirsch would be an appropriate name. --[[User:Shearod]] 0:12, 13 May 2010 (CST)
*Champthom mentioned this. He noted that most troll name pages (such as Vanessa) tend to be about the troll, while the other information goes under a saga page. Sydney was far, far too short, private and fail to be a saga IMHO. Yet her personality is very unrelated to Chris and therefore shouldn't be awarded its own page (AKA Matthew Devoria). Sydney can be summed up in a few sentences. Yet, there are phone calls as well as emails, so it's not clear cut. I considered 'Sydney Trolling Effort', 'Sydney Trolling Fail' and a few others. This was the most neutral I could think of. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:01, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:: I'm sorry, but this definitely can't count as a saga. Way to short, and nothing noteworthy came out of it. At best, it's a crank call. It was a noble attempt, but it seems even Chris has gotten tired of his sweetheart search... We either need to bring liquid out of retirement or have Alec raise the stakes by taking control of sonichu. Once they best him, the depression should drive him back into his ill-fated sweetheart search --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*I completely agree and said as much. It's not a saga. It's a little more detailed than a prank call, given the leadup, but... Hmm. I'm still inclined to go with it's current name, although it still doesn't seem right to me. Beat is perfect, maybe he can provide a name. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:39, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I agree, Sydney Kirsch is fine. On a side note, Chris mentions he has access to pvcc?
*Well, it could be that or EDF, or somewhere else, but Chris didn't specify which forum he got the info from. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
*One, sign your fucking posts. Two, he has no access to PVCC. He reads EDF and checks the front page of the CWCki every now and then. That's it. Three, reverse my username.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:15, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*kruLraoM? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 07:15, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*ʞɹnןɹɐoɯ?--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 08:24, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*emanresu ym?--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sydney Kirsch makes sense. Should I add a small synopsis to [[Trolls]] for her? I figure unlike Jackie it's indesputable even for Chris that Sydney was a troll. [[User:Koba|Koba]] 11:38, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Sure, if you feel she's worthy of a brief mention. Just mention that Clyde threatened her into doing it and that Chris found her out by reading the troll forums. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:01, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Done. [[User:Koba|Koba]] 14:54, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

==Relevance?==
I know, "No shit is too minor", but this really doesn't add anything to the CWC canon. Should we make a page for every failed troll? The only thing I can see that is interesting is that it shows Chris adapting to the trolls. That probably warrants a footnote on the troll page, at best, not a whole article. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 14:58, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless

2010-04-24T00:34:41Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Receding Hairline */

I'm unfamiliar with the template and general style for describing videos, but just a heads up that I'm trying my hand at transcribing this monstrosity now since I have too much free time these days. Here goes nothing. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 05:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* I'll give it a shot too. You do the first half, I do the second half? [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 05:31, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* Sure, give me a timestamp to stop working at. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 05:39, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
** I just did 7:35 to the ending, I'll start work at 6:00-7:35 now. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 05:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* Why transcribe when you can just cut and paste from Wikipedia? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:43, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* Because MY AUTISM makes me insist on capturing all of Chris's little inaccuracies and deviations from his script. Transcript up, can somebody please put some links into his speech? There's much to work with here since Chris's life, as we all know, is pretty much a checklist for everything wrong that a person with autism can do in any given situation, social or otherwise.[[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

I have this one downloaded, just incase. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:26, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

{{Not A Forum}}

YAAAAH! I hate the fact that YouTube picks a certain spot for a video. Nothing more ''thrilling'' than clicking a link and seeing Chris in his BRA!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:31, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==New Shirt Icon==
Okay, my freak out into a "Not a Forum" template appearance notwithstanding, you think we should add in his sports bra as an icon? I mean, seriously, he's worn it in, what, two, three videos now? If the "Mount And Do Her" shirt got one, I think the bra should too. I'd make the icon, but I suck at graphics.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Definitely. I should really start working on the shirts again. But, y'know, inspiration is a big variable.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 16:45, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Done and done.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 18:11, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==The end of Chris's Monitoring?==

{{Not A Forum}}

A month ago, Chris posted the rant regarding the Cleveland show voice talent. This was the last video he left on his YouTube account on a permanent basis. This let me believe that the monitoring Chris's handlers were exerting might have expired. On the other side, the whole thing is just a huge, retarded PSA and might fit in the Censors's demands. Will we see the return of Chris wacky videos on YouTube? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:42, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's meeting their demands, he didn't talk about trolls. Still made himself look retarded.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 13:38, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Who's demands? Also, I find it very hard to believe that people who genuinely Have Chris's best interests in mind would let him cross-dress on youtube. It's times like this when I wish the mailbag was still active. Then we could just up and ask him if he's ever been to the beach or a pool or other places guys go shirtless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Name ==
We should really move this article to [[Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]] and just state the actual title in the first line of the article text. I like how we standardise article names for videos which have stupid names, seeing as how Chris doesn't bother to rename them properly himself. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:50, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Receding Hairline ==
Is it me, or is this quite possibly the most concrete proof to date that Chris is indeed balding? His forehead is gigantic in this vid --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:18, 23 April 2010 (EST)
*I think he's just got his head slightly tilted back. I'm not sure either. Also, just because it has to be said: Chris really has no fucking shame.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 00:34, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T10:35:19Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Illegal or not? */

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I thought I heard that to. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:06 P.M., 13 April 2010. (EST)
:: Yep, you're right, good catch. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Slightly relevant to the page itself, it's interesting to me that [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|100_2151.MOV]] is still up[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxOX-r7R50] if they took this one down for Jewry. That might not be the reason they took it down. He ''did'' apparently record it without the informed consent of one of the participants.—[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Incidentally, I really don't think he understands what it means socially to use racial slurs. He might just think it's just disrespectful, like saying "fuck." Like the article implies, he watches South Park and hears Cartman call Kyle "Jew" and Kyle call Cartman "fatass" in the same context. He might not understand the difference between trying to insult someone by calling him "Jew" and calling him "fatass." —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Google Street View shows the staples store that the Game Place is attached to. We're cool. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:42, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, THe GAMe PLACe's official website lists its phone number as (540) 948-4263. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I've got a copy on my computer just in case we lose our current one.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)
:This one got taken down by Youtube, not Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Wow, YouTube is trolling Chris! This is something new! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Actually it isn't, YouTube banned one of his older accounts because of a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|certain video]], he came back under IBA Chandler and I think we all know what happened next. So yes, in a sense it's not the first time YouTube has trolled him. [[User:Kei|Kei]] 01:27, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**GAMe PLACe is a private business, not a public area. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
***Which is, of course, why they're able to uphold the ban, and why him being there could technically count as trespassing.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
***This is something which people should be really careful about. Just because a store is a privately owned enterprise doesn't mean that it's not considered a public space under the law. It's a place the public at large is invited to enter (unless of course you're Chris). Whether or not there's some expectation of privacy is a matter of common law, statute, case law, or whatever. If you don't have a statute or a ruling or something to cite, you shouldn't pontificate on what the law does or doesn't say. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Of course theres also the little matter of him droppingthe Game Place address and phone number and more or less telling/"suggesting" "his fans" to raid them on his behalf...--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 02:39, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**I think that though it IS illegal and Chris could be in serious trouble for doing this, the police won't put too much effort into stopping him unless it becomes a regular thing. There are bigger crimes than a man child wandering into a game store and asking to be allowed back in, after all. I'm sure if Michael wanted to press charges, he could, but it probably isn't worth the time and effort, especially considering that Chris left the premises without much of a fight.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 10:35, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note that==
* Chris isn't apologizing at all for his actions to mimms, he's just asking to get back because mimms is being a prick who doesn't lets chris in for no reason, when in reality mimms is just looking out for his business. Should someone contact mimms to get more info about this encounter?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't see much in the video that would suggest Mimms is in it, but I'll see if I can contact him if he might know any more about this. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 01:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::*I got a hold of Mimms over Facebook. I asked him if he knows anything more about this than what Chris recorded. I'll post whatever he knows. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:07, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think you're confusing Mimms for Michael. Mimms was a guy who went to the Game Place but he never worked there or any shit. Lucas already told his side of everything down below. Don't bother Mimms abuot this, everything's been told. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* It should also be noted that Rocky now officially has a copy of this video. I wonder how that will go over? Hmm. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 01:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*wait, how do you know that?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:34, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*/cwc/ some anon sent it to her--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:56, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**If I were rocky, I would delete every E-mail sent to me about Chris. But yeah, she probably watches his videos. It's likely she's seen this by now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:58, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**Rocky may not be the one watching his videos, she may not have been watching during the 2-3 hour interval where this video was up, and she deletes all emails she doesn't recognize.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mimms' Input==
*Just got a reply from Mimms sharing what he knows.
<blockquote>
"Not really. I mean, what else is there to know? Chris is antisemitic. He walked up to Mike while he was Fixing an RC car. The Audio is pretty much a tell all. Cops didnt make it there in time to fine him or arrest him for trespassing. I guess thats pretty much the extent of the 'unknowns'."
</blockquote>
Apparently the cops were called. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Chris was there, there's a recording of it. If there's a trespass order against Chris, the cops don't actually have to see him there. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:24, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Let's not get overzealous. We need to know three things
:1. Did Chris, beyond a shadow of a doubt, break Virgina law?
:2. Is this audio the evidence?
:3. If so, how do we get it to the cops?
:*Thank you and have a safe day, peace.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
** According to /cwc/, he was trespassing. That's $2500 or a year with Bubba. He's fucked. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 03:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Mimms should make chris pay the fine or go to jail, its win/win.
:* Mimms and Michael are different people. Also, that was me on /cwc/, I'm waiting to see if someone else will show up to invalidate me. More importantly, is Michael pursuing the case and if so how do we get this audio to him?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:28, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::*No doubt the cops told Mike what he could do, the thing is that we don't know if Mike wants to press charges or not. If he DOES then we can see about either getting this audio sent to Mike via his email or through someone like Mimms. I'd love to see Mike press charges though. Let's get Mimms to keep us updated on what happens (just in case Chris is smart enough to not mention such an event online). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::In [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y the youtube comments] someone claiming to be Mike (TheRcholic) was responding, saying that Chris was reading from a script. Maybe someone could ask Mimms or Mike for confirmation that it was him. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 09:03, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Why he did it===
Here's my question. Why, after nearly two years, is Chris just now going to the GAMe PLACe to try and get the ban removed? I'm sure this is something that's been driving him crazy for years but this came out of the blue. Do you think that he tried to get unbanned so he'd have a place to go instead of messing around the Internet for our lulz? It's either that or he really wanted some new trading cards. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 05:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe just for the ego trip. If Michael accept Chris back in, it validates Chris as a victim. He pulled the same stunt on [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] previously. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::It's been noted in some articles that it's the only place to pick up some of the things he likes. Being that it is a card/comic/hobby shop, there's probably something of value besides Eye of Judgment cards he wants to have. Also bear in mind that regardless of how sociable (or unsociable) he is, it was one of the few places he could spend at that wasn't his own room where he felt he could do what he usually does (or what he feels he has the "right" to do, regardless of how much of a moron it makes him).--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 08:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Cleveland Show Voice Rant

2010-03-23T13:11:36Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Food for thought */

Transcribing. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:32, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* Transcribed. This was my first transcription, so any pointers would help if I ballsed anything up. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:48, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, He's back... He certainly held out long, didn't he? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:39, 22 March 2010 (EST)
* Hypocrisy in action in its finest indeed.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:50, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*Wow. And to think I was just about to put up a "Chris off the internet" counter in Da Update. Somehow Chris always manages to disappoint. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 04:43, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

==Food for thought ==
Stolen from family guy and he missed the meaning of it,considering this video is just a rant, a poorly thought rant.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:06, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* Um, what? That's been a common phrase in the English language for forever. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 04:10, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
** Yarly? i've heard it once only, but hey, if you say so i guess you are right.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*** [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/food_for_thought Yeah, it's a commonly used idiom.] Knowing Chris though, he probably picked it up from Family Guy. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:39, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*Alright, then we can agree this rant is definetely food for thought.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:42, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

There's something quite surreal about all this. 36 hours ago, Chris made a video with a well scripted idea. It feels like someone guided him in his writings. Now, we got a pathetic rant about the Cleveland show. 
It looks like as if Chris, watching a figure of authority leaving the room, says "Let's do it one last time". I bet someone will be pissed when this video will be found. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:18, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably his precious Wallflower directing him from behind the scenes. Could Chris ever come close to touching a real China?! ...Nah, because we all know how well he lives up to his promises. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 04:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
** I kind of doubt the wallflower would want to get close to chris anymore, it was probably one of the social group he had, let's wait what info can we get about the backgrounds of this.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:24, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Wait, Chris-chan has a social group? --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 04:26, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
****The "Young Adult Social Group" he mentioned in mailbag 46, where he met the wallflower (probably).[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*****I am still puzzled (and quite annoyed) about the whole "Y.A.S.G." thing. I dug the whole thing on Google, even shovelling on Wallflower's turf and I have found bloody nothing. Nevertheless, this must be said; Chris got outside support and we don't know the source. This unknown element is a huge piece of his life missing. There's enablers out there and we don't know them. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:56, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
******What if it's just a church group for young adults? It would explain how he somehow met new people without really going out of his "comfort zone". [[User:Yossarian|Yossarian]] 11:15, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
******* His church runs a group called 'Youth on Fire', although the website is down, so I can't check what that actually entails. There's several other groups there are well, so it could well be the place he's going to meet people. Chris was more comfortable with his church anyway, and it's not inconceivable that Rocky put him onto it... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:37, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
********Is anyone in the process of creating a YASG article? I feel like writing one.--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 13:11, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== spioler alart ==
Chris realized that no one he knows outside his mom and dad give a shit about sonichu [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:14, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Nice job, Chris. ==
You made it a whole 36 hours without the internet! Congratulations, Chris, congratulations! You really do live up to your promises about .01% of the time, and this wasn't one of those. But why are you watching a show about niggos anyway?! That's not like you, Chris, not like you at all. --[[User:Miss Noel|- Noel Ari Paige]] 04:18, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* He's got to watch everything by Seth McFarlane--what if Meg becomes 18 in another show?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:40, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* People who hate blacks can watch stuff that portrays blacks. Why do you think minstrel shows were so popular? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 04:53, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T21:08:56Z

WarOfTheBees:

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*It's done, just needs some formatting and cleaning up and stuff. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I tidied up a few bits and pieces, it seems in good shape. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

He'll be back in a week. Thats how long it took last time he announced he'll leave the internet forever. In spite of him saying no-one needs the internet, he is the biggest example of someone who cannot live without it. No place, person or object will ever let Chris hang around them/it for long. I like to think of Chris and the Internet as symbiots. Chris lives on the internet because its the only place he can get away with the kind of shit he does, and the internet thrives on the lulz that people like Chris create daily. But as for our worst case scenario in that Chris breaks the fabric of reality by sticking to his promise and not going back, then I suppose we continue researching past events and get any new information we can from our field opperatives located in Ruckersville. And if he ever starts caring about his comic and decides he wants the masses to see it, he'll have to come back to us anyway since he'll never get Sonichu paper published. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this isn't a forum]]. We can however discuss the fact that we should mention the other times he's sworn that he'd leave the Internet. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Are there any other notable ones to link to besides the Youtube Finale vid? I have to think there's something I'm forgetting. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Any up for a pool? I say one week before we see some online activity. I wonder if Chris will realize he has no fans off the internet.[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I guess he'll be back... so maybe it's a nice idea to create a new article about his attempts to leave the internet? [[User:Vdevil|Vdevil]] 20:06, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Should the CWCki have a banner saying " X days with Chris off the Internet" or something like that in the main page then?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**That would be pretty funny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

:*I have a feeling Chris is gonna do something special for CWCipedia, in that case we can replace the CWCipedia Tracker with that "All Quiet on the Weston Front" template, and maybe the PS3 Tracker template. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to clarify something: the CWCipedia was hijacked because of the racial slur, yes? I'm wondering because he thinks his absence caused it, which would link well to the ego page. Also, is there some kind of rule on how many links should be used per article? I find this transcript ripe with linking potential.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 20:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==What About His Father..?==

Little (using the term very losely) jerktard. Depressed over his f***ing girlfriend leaving him? What about his father? I never had one, but God... I really think all of us here are more worried about Bob than Chris... And Bob doesn't even KNOW us. Geeze... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:38, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:That's Chris for ya. He puts his own interests above all others. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:40, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::I think if Bob was on the cusp of death, we'd have gotten a sort of "Leave my family alone" plea in attempt to gain sympathy from the trolls. Also, maybe it's his haircut, but his hairline seems to be way far back now. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:08, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Happy Sonichu Day

2010-03-18T10:38:44Z

WarOfTheBees:

I'm going to TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH so hard that she may very well be destroyed by the process.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:I hate it when Chris calls himself an artist, ruins my day, also, go Beat and transcribe dis bitch to the EXTREME!.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:18, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:Do it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. Youtube is broken on my ISP for some reason and I'm missing all the fun. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 03:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

*So the Sonichu Medallion returns. I wonder if he wasn't wearing it due to the machinations of the Young Adult Support group or whatever the hell it was called, and eventually forgot/disregarded their advice, or if he just hadn't been wearing it. Also, does it sound like Chris has a cold to anyone?

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-16T00:43:09Z

WarOfTheBees:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britons_%28historical%29 Brits]" can actually be used to describe a seperate people to the Irish and the Scots. The Britons were a Celtic culture that lived (and whose descendants still live) in what is now England and Wales. They were the ones who got invaded by the Romans, and then later the Anglo-Saxons, who brought with them the beginnings of the English language. But yeah I doubt Chris knows that, more likely he is indeed using the word in the modern political sense. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 02:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Oh I should add I made an error...I said that they lived in what is now England and Wales, but, according to the article I posted, they were spread as far north as parts of what is now Scotland, I never realised they lived that far north. Just thought I should add that lol. [[User:Crayolafuckinmodelmagic|Crayolafuckinmodelmagic]] 07:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* @FourPLUStwo, yes, you're right in saying Ireland isn't, but Northern Ireland (N. Ireland in my first message) is. @Squirrelbait. Although I can't talk for them, I think that Welsh and Scots do identify with the term "Brit" - as seen in the Olympics with Team GB (Great '''Brit'''ain). Northern Ireland is a bit tricky because of The Troubles. Some want it to become part of Ireland and some want it to remain in the UK. Besides, this is a site for the manchild, not politics. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* @Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea
:::* You are, in fact, entirely right. Kilts are traditionally Scottish, so wearing one as a display of your English roots is as retarded as fucking for virginity. The main question is; Does he have a Sporran? [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Most definitely- that's the theory I presented on the "Chris and music" talk page. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Tito may only have been mentioned a few times, but hes got two entire video dedicated to him. The trolls page makes mention of Podmonkey, who Chris has never even acknowledged in a video himself, and even C.E.O. who is not directly related to Chris at all. I say that Tito has earned his place on the trolls page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 17:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

== *Censored by CWCki* ==

What's the point of censoring her name when even Chris himself says it in the video? I can very well understand removing personal info not given by Chris from her page, but this is just ridiculous. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I kind of have to agree. I mean, I know the whole deal about protecting her identity on account of her asking us to, but when Chris blatantly says her name in the video, I don't think there's really much grounds there to censor it in the transcription. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:40, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Do not change ORIGINAL the transcript. If he says it then keep it there. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 23:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Definitely do NOT change the transcript. The debate of whether her name should have a link is another issue, but there is no reason her name alone can't be in the transcript. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'd say the only time any censoring should be done is if he drops dox on The Wallflower, though anyone watching the video would get it anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 16:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* That's kind of ''exactly what he's done.'' In this case, name is dox, seeing as a detailed page on the Wallflower with her real name and history sprung up in record time after Chris made a slight mention of her, we've clearly seen that once you've got a name, getting the rest is a picnic. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:23, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I meant more along the lines of dropping dox in the style of [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], in which he gave out his full name and address (not that it wasn't already known). If he said, in a video, "Leave Wallflower's Name of 123 Any street, CWCville VA alone" or whatever, I'm all for censoring the transcript. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 00:43, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-16T00:42:16Z

WarOfTheBees:

Talk:Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-03-15T17:20:10Z

WarOfTheBees:

== To Do ==
*Notable Posts
*History of site

==Typical threads==
I'd do a "typical threads" here like we do for [[Krapple]] and [[EDF]] but since PVCCers tend to be overwhelmingly not retarded, they're not really as funny as the other two sites' typical threads. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* No seriously, we have General Discussion. I'll dig up some Georgeson-shit and put it in a list. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:16, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Registration approval?==
I've registered at the PVCC several days ago. No confirmation mail whatsoever. I entered the correct mail address, and I checked my spam mailbox as well. Nothing. I tried to contact the board administrator. No response.
Could anyone lend me a hand here, please? -Doctor Nuriel

*Yeah, me too. Meh, CWCki's fun to hang at anyway. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 07:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*I tried registering twice to no avail. I thought it was my computer. - Soviet Waffles

*Read the top part of the page. Not everyone gets in. I'm sure that 99% of whatever is posted on PVCC winds up here anyway. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-15T16:46:11Z

WarOfTheBees:

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-14T23:00:04Z

WarOfTheBees:

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris is getting desperate for china==
Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:I'll lol hard if he does that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah I would, but seeing as this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fun Fact==

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-14T22:59:44Z

WarOfTheBees:

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-03-11T17:25:10Z

WarOfTheBees: /* Graduation */

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|150px|right|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''', the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]], is the educational institution where [[Chris]] earned an Associate's in Applied Science and a CADD certificate in addition to making the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref> Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his [[love quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering its [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris in turn made her a character in his [[comic]]s and inspired the villain group the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Kicked Out of English==

When he realized that "Wednesday's Child" from English class is a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people, Chris told his ''[[JERKS|male]]'' professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This caused Chris to be ejected from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the prof's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course with a ''female'' professor.

Other than re-enforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what made Chris start his [[love quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

According to [[Emily]], there is more to this story than Chris lets on: "He finally admitted that it was during a group session and the topic of [[homosexuality]] was brought up. ... He said something derogatory about gays or said something in an inappropriate way about them."

==Kicked Out of College==

The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of romance.

By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for 2 months without success for his [[love quest]]. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign only to have Walsh sabotage his plot again in a few weeks. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ads. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> To further enhance the fail, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So he basically didn't just fail at community college, he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After five years <strike>of hard work</strike> to get his two year degree, he graduated with an Associate in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate.

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his [[honor roll]] sash from high school underneath his gown, yet another sign that he can not move on from high school.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|You think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school.
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|No, THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==

[[Image:CWCVille_Rogues_Gallery.png|thumb|right|Mary Lee Walsh and her corrupted citizens.]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb|right|The PVCC logo]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' and [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|Piedmont Virginity College on at least one occasion]] due to numerous grievances he has with the school. Although it is known that PVCC and its dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] interfered with Chris's [[Love Quest]] and the distribution of the [[Sonichu's News Dash]] newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when [[Cogsdev]] decided to create the troll message boards, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

{{CWCipedia}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg
Image:392-Forum.jpg
</gallery>
==Sauce==
<references />

==See Also==
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category: Education]]
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Talk:Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-03-11T17:23:57Z

WarOfTheBees:

Was it the PVCC graduation that Chris spazzed out?--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 06:49, 31 March 2009 (CEST)
*No, that was definitely high school. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:49, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
Add about how Chris "reacted in the most appropriate way" or whatever the hell he said. IMHO, sounds like Chris might have physically assaulted MLW or at least come close. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:12, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
: ''I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time.''
: I interpreted this as Chris splurging on the printer and putting more of his ads everywhere on campus. If it were near-physical I'd be amazed he didn't get permabanned or worse. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:01, 16 May 2009 (CEST)

==English==

Theorectically:

'''-Chris is a dumbass all year, reads book-'''

'''CWC: O HAY I HAVE AUTIZM TOO'''

'''Prof: No, you don't. You're totally neurotypical'''

'''-Tard Rage-'''
'''-Kicked-'''

About right, or does someone have the real story? I'm curious --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:17, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

Not a big thing, but I noticed that underneath his PVCC graduation gown, he's wearing his honor roll sash from high school, so I added it.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T17:21:52Z

WarOfTheBees:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
**The young adult social group is probably some stupid church "youth" thing, or [http://www.charlottesville.org/Index.aspx?page=1871 this]. It's some community program that teaches anger management, independent living skills and workplace readiness through role play and group sessions. I've never heard of anything like this, but in my city there's a pretty good live-in facility that teaches blue and pink collar skills to wayward 16-24 year olds, but they're going after the stoner/drunk crowd instead of the developmentally disabled crowd. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 17:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Speaking of his Young Adult Social Group, I wonder if the lack of the Medallion is a result of it? It wouldn't explain the missing Ring, however, as many normal people wear class rings.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

User:WarOfTheBees

2010-03-10T11:51:00Z

WarOfTheBees: Created page with 'I typed in here to make a page. There is nothing of interest about me, I just got tired of seeing my name in red.'

I typed in here to make a page. There is nothing of interest about me, I just got tired of seeing my name in red.

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-02-25T17:14:40Z

WarOfTheBees:

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|150px|right|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''', the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]], is the educational institution where [[Chris]] earned an Associate's in Applied Science and a CADD certificate in addition to making the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref> Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his [[love quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering its [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris in turn made her a character in his [[comic]]s and inspired the villain group the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Kicked Out of English==

When he realized that "Wednesday's Child" from English class is a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people, Chris told his ''[[JERKS|male]]'' professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This caused Chris to be ejected from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the prof's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course with a ''female'' professor.

Other than re-enforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what made Chris start his [[love quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

According to [[Emily]], there is more to this story than Chris lets on: "He finally admitted that it was during a group session and the topic of [[homosexuality]] was brought up. ... He said something derogatory about gays or said something in an inappropriate way about them."

==Kicked Out of College==

The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of romance.

By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for 2 months without success for his [[love quest]]. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign only to have Walsh sabotage his plot again in a few weeks. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ads. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> To further enhance the fail, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So he basically didn't just fail at community college, he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After five years <strike>of hard work</strike> to get his two year degree, he graduated with an Associate in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate.

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his [[honor roll]] band from high school.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|You think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school.
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|No, THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==

[[Image:CWCVille_Rogues_Gallery.png|thumb|right|Mary Lee Walsh and her corrupted citizens.]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb|right|The PVCC logo]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' and [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|Piedmont Virginity College on at least one occasion]] due to numerous grievances he has with the school. Although it is known that PVCC and its dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] interfered with Chris's [[Love Quest]] and the distribution of the [[Sonichu's News Dash]] newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when [[Cogsdev]] decided to create the troll message boards, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

{{CWCipedia}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg
Image:392-Forum.jpg
</gallery>
==Sauce==
<references />

==See Also==
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category: Education]]
[[Category: Places]]