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{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|[[Chris]]'s initial reaction.}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|after a change of heart.]]}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While it has had its uses, it is frequently described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' calls it a fad, perhaps there is something to this claim.

Chris apparently had no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of the time, he acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 140 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].

== History ==
Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison.

== Subscriptions ==

Chris followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

== Chris's Twitter Feed ==

=== 27 December 2009 ===

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| I, Christian Weston Chandler, DO NOT SUPPORT [[Homos|GAY]] LIFE WHATSOEVER!
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| Listen to me, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thadius]] are BOTH GOD DAMN [[Trolls|TROLLS]]! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!
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These precede the "test" the following day, and don't have the "C.C. Sonichu says:" prefix. Apparently, at the time, Chris was confused on how the Twitter feed works and [[Honor Roll|had to be told explicitly by the Management how to work this thing]].

=== 28 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: This is a test for the Twitter Feed on the [[Cwcipedia]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; [[Biological clock|fell asleep early]]; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer [[mailbag]] later today; had to shovel snow; have more [[chores]] to do; stay safe, well and straight.
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=== 29 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just replied to the set of letters in the [[Mailbag 23|23rd mailbag]]; I detest the homos and all people who continue to lable me
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any [[Mailbag|letters and discussions]] from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact
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| C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Stress sigh|*taking deep breaths*]]
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the [[Common Questions]] now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...[[Bob|Father]]'s Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I've just finished the [[Common Questions]]. To answer a Tweeted Question, Minute Maid Lemonade or [[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]].
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Chris actually spelled out "*taking deep breaths*". While people sometimes explain in text-based media what they're doing in response to comments, and describe how they're feeling, this comes across as explaining things a bit too literally. Instead of drawing attention to his anger, he draws attention to the fluid dynamics of his body.

=== 30 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Recent Cwcipedia Updates: Answered two mailbags; Started Community Link List; Adjusting schedule for [[biological clock]] fix
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am coloring in the current pair of pages; one of which along with a few future pages will have real-life me within...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: After coloring is completed, I will log in, answer more letters and a couple of other updates. Thank you for paitience.
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=== 31 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am up-to-date now on all of the mailbags; I also added a new featured video I feel teaches a most important lesson.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]]; I will answer another [[mailbag]] later this afternoon...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more [[Common Questions]] for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...pages.
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=== 2 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed my updates for the day; 2 more pages for 10th book; another mailbag and more F.A.Q.s answered...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 5 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just noticed the Cwcipedia is back up; I was in middle of drawing a 6th page; decided to take a break and check...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer two mailbags tonight; I will upload the 6 pages from today and the past weekend tomorrow around noon, EST.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on [[Jack]]'s Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.
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=== 6 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Good evening; I apologize for being late; had a trip with family and [[chores]] to do earlier...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Anyway, I have 5 more pages to be uploaded shortly; will answer another mailbag after uploading.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope [[Clyde]] and [[Jack]] get the MESSAGE of [[Chris and religion|if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.]]
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=== 7 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have another pair of pages; I will answer another mailbag; not much else at the moment; Stay Safe.
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=== 8 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have two more pages; expect a few fun moments the next few pages leading from P 38; since ad in intro box is gone...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will change the introduction icon with the absence of the quote as promised; and I will answer another [[mailbag]].StaySafe
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=== 13 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: With current log-in troubles, I do have announcements to make within the next bunch of Tweets, so Pleas Pay Attention!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that [[homos]]exuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous [[Asperpedia]] of WHY they are...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Alec]]: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in [[Asperchu|your comics]], because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that
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| C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their
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| C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your [[Wikipedia:Amtrak|Amtrak]]; Quit Messing Up My Life, or [[Death threats|I WILL come after you]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Evan George]]: I offered to make [[Simonchu]] and [[Simonla]] Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Chris_and_negotiation|The offer was reasonable]], so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating
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| C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they
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| C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be
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| C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] Possessed by the soul of [[Count Graduon]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Bill]] is still working within [[Giovanni]]'s Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Blake]]. The [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping_Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother [[Pokémon#Swampert|Swampert]] and [[Yawning Squirtle|the Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual
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| C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with [[Aspergers]], I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.
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=== 15 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will repeat once more; I have NO association with [[Alec Benson Leary]] OR his [[Asperchu]] AT ALL, and Asperchu is NOT MINE.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] is OUT OF [[Dark Mirror Hole|THE MIRROR]]. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all
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| C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old [[spanish]] expression...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] para ganar felicidad por vida.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.
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=== 18 January 2010 ===

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=== 19 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will also answer a mailbag or two after uploading; await and enjoy within this half-hour.
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=== 21 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Congratulate me, I have created my own template, the new CWC-Supported Advertisement; in this box is a current...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...event or function that I highly agree on and I feel we should support; ONLY I will have control to this ONE Ad box...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...should ANYONE other than myself change or tamper with it will see trouble from me personally. Thank you for your...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cooperation. Also, I will be answering Mailbag(s) tonight. Enjoy the new Poster-Art, and Stay Safe.
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=== 22 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am still working on another set of pages; I will have them uploaded later today; I will now answer the current mailbag.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the [[Saw|SAW]] movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that [[Gun Comic|One Time]], OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would [[Chris and hypocrisy|Never]] draw [[Sonichu 10|Blood and Gore]] within my pages.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 25 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent [[YouTube]] video; check...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 30 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just uploaded 6 new pages onto the Cwcipedia; My [[biological clock]] has been fickle lately, and that is why I've...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against [[Mao]] on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.
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=== 25 February 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Book # 10 is Completed in a Bundle Update of Pages; Also meet [[Wild Sonichu]]'s Daughter, [[Sandy]]; Thank you all who have...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: [[Alec]], [[Evan]], [[Mao]] and [[Sean]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.
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=== 02 March 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log: Stardate, March 1, 2010. [[Bob|My father]] went to the hospital last night at 3 AM with a case of congested...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Heart Failure; he will be back out in a couple of days, but I have had a loong, [[stress]]ful day. I only got 4 hours...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...of sleep; I will resume daily updates later this week; Redrawing of the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]] are in the works...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...so Alec, his crew and I can be on peaceful terms, and that we can all move on with better stories that are more...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cannon to all things Sonichu and Rosechu. I am also working on the pages for Book 11; will upload all that I will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have for Book 11 on the Sonichu 10th Anniversary date of [[March 2010|March 17, 2010]]. Currently, daily updates will mostly...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...consist of Mailbag Answerings, Bio Page Creations, Captain's Log Updates, etc. I appreciate your loyalty and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...patience, and Also, thank yous go out to all who have sent me Positive E-Mails and USMail Letters, cards and presents.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With opposite feelings towards the few who sent me Offensive, Graphically Inappropriate "Fanart". But I know all about..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...4Chan's Favorite Rule 18. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Die with less hatred and even less attention from me, period.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To everyone, I bid you a good and safe day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ~~RULE18~~
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These postings are a little bit uncharacteristic; it's somewhat out of character for Chris to all of a sudden go "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" and refer to 4chan. However, he's probably just being an idiot as usual. The "Rule 18" stuff most likely actually refers to [[Rule 34]]. He also implies that the trolls would be upset at getting "less hatred and less attention from [him]", [[Chris and his ego|as if they gave a shit if Chris paid any heed to them]].

=== 10 March 2010 ===

In this gigantic update, Chris discusses the fantasy novel that he and [[The Wallflower]] were planning to write, which they ripped off from the mediocre series ''[[Wikipedia:The Guardians of Ga'Hoole|The Guardians of Ga'Hoole]]''.

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log, Stardate: March 9, 2010: My apologies for not updating the Cwcipedia in a while; I've been chillin'...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with [[The Wallflower|my lady friend]]. She and I have started work on a book together; I have put up a [[LittleBigPlanet#The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom|Foretaste Version of a new]]...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...[[LittleBigPlanet#The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom|LittleBiGPlanet Level]] based off of the story of our book. I think y'all will enjoy the story; essentially, it's the..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...story of the wise owl (like the ones in "Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter"), but in addition to guiding the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...students/warriors/magicians/etc., we see his everyday family life and adventures. Our leading owl, King Alistair,...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...is the King of the kingdom of Heartland, with a human family; his wife, young son and teenage daughter; Alistair was..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...originally a Human, but a warlock who despised him, transformed him into an owl. But with the help of his family and
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...new friends from other kingdoms, as well as the individuals he wisely guided, and his Royal Guard and Army, they all..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...stand together to defend Alistair's Grand Kingdom from the forces of enemy predator animal forces and their clan...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...leaders and the Big Cheese that is the Warlock who changed his majesty. Also, the teenage daughter is a Destined...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Guardian of the many, many Owls, as a spirit guided by the Goddess of Wisdom, Athena. The son is to be a great...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...strong warrior and leader of the Royal Guard and Army, yet he finds it hard to look up to a father who is an Owl.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Alistair's wife, the Queen, remains loyal to her family and her husband. Her patience is rewarded upon every Full Moon..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Night, when Alistair transforms back to his human self, up to the sunrise of the following day, when he transforms...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...back into his Great Horn Owl form. But during those few nights, their majesties live it up to the fullest. WHOO!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, check out the Foretaste level on the LBP servers (remember to grab and fly to progress); the full version first level
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...will be uploaded after full completion between me and my little lady. Also, Jack is only getting me to make the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...updates on the Cwcipedia sooner, and that's why he saw fit on putting up the grotesque ads there; He did not have my..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...approval on that step. But I will be making an update on there very soon, and I am sure Jack will remove those ads...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after; he is portraying himself as a most rude, impatient individual. jackthethadius@yahoo.com is his e-mail
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| C.C. Sonichu says: feel free to send your complaints about the ads to him if you wish. I have spoken; thank you for your paitience...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Have a nice day. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: One more thing, [[Jack]] had previously agreed to keep the ads Non-Offensive; we had an understanding, and I still have...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...the e-mails with his agreement to that promise.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And a WORD to Jack Thaddius, [[PS3|I HAVE A REAL LIFE TOO]], DUDE, and I am [[Friend zone|making progress with my Lady Friend]]; your misdeeds...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have been noted, and you are only HURTING YOURSELF in getting paid back, because the OFFENSIVE ADs are a Kryptonite...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...And IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MAKE MY UPLOADS AND UPDATES, SO YOU CAN GET PAID, You would do your best to return the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...ads to their Non-Offensive State as you had PROMISED beforehand.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF BY HURTING ME, THE [[CWCipedia|CWCIPEDIA]], AND MY FANS, JACK. Let Us All Be In Peace, and you will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...be fully paid for your Promise Keeping, and your better Patience. You have your own happiness; let me have mine.
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=== 17 July 2010 ===

After a long period of inactivity, Chris returned to Twitter to demand things for free, beg people to download his shitty [[ModNation]] tracks and lie about drawing more comics.

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| Send me your PreOrder Codes with either Cowboy or Mouse Trap Mystery Mods over the PSN to me, Online ID: Sonichu.
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| The Last Day of the Code Usage is tomorrow, July 18, 2010. So please hurry. Thank you for your support.
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| Also, apoligies to my Sonichu [[Fans]] for [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Leaving the internet]], but rest-assured, I am still working on the [[Sonichu 11|comic pages]] in peace free of trolls
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| ...progress). Official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] Mods are included, as well as Rosechu's Kart, personal favorite [[Hot Wheels]] remakes, favorite...
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| ...childhood toy remake and others. Please download my Cwcville 2.0 Track to get me my Sharing Splines Trophy. One Away!
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| Have a good and safe day.
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=== 16 [[April 2012]] ===
After 2 years, Chris returned to his Twitter. Shortly after making two tweets, Chris removed all but one of his followers and protected his account.
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=== 17 April 2012 ===
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|I have tried a hairspray my [[Cherokian Clan|cherokee]] gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy. :)
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Note: Chris was replying to cogsdev's post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)".

=== 18 April 2012 ===

Chris replied to cogsdev's post which read "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)".

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=== 19 April 2012 ===
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|The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
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|Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.
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=== 22 April 2012 ===
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|The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing.
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|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started.
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=== 23 April 2012 ===
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|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that.
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|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!
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|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.
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=== 24 April 2012 ===
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|I NEED HELP! On my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]; NOW!
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I had a great amount of sleep, but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I desperately require my Sweetheart to be. I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search; NOW!
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|[[Cole Smithey]] - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://filmcritic1963.typepad.com/home/ via @colesmithey
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=== 25 April 2012 ===
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=== 26 April 2012 ===
Chris replies to a post by cogsdev which reads "emergency missions in pso2 are pretty fun".
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=== 29 April 2012 ===
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|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages.
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|I am an interesting, unique individual, they see me as harmless, I am more than meets their eyes in depth.
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|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical, and I am Direct and Honest.
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|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later.
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=== 30 April 2012 ===
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=== 7 May 2012 ===
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|I searched for a great amount of Positive statements quoted from the Trolls to make a page to put me in a better light to counter all...
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|...of the hate-filled pages found throughout the Internet, in another grand attempt to attract women to become friends with and one...
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|...to become my Sweetheart from the ground-up.
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|I Really Wish I had my group of gal-pals to hang out in person with, or more truest gal-pal friends who are not busy with the rat race...
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=== 9 May 2012 ===
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=== 12 May 2012 ===
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|I still want to make [[Mimms]]' life the [[Death threats|emotional hell he has turned my life into. Somebody, please, kill his girlfriend.]]
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=== 17 May 2012 ===
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=== 20 May 2012 ===
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|Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!
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|Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in [[Charlottesville]]! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!
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|How would YOU feel if you were not Legally allowed ANYWHERE in your hometown, or the town you currently reside in?
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=== 23 May 2012 ===
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=== 27 May 2012 ===
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=== 28 May 2012 ===
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=== 29 May 2012 ===
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=== 2 June 2012 ===
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|Everyone else that gets this message, please relay to your friends. Locate any to all of the [[Trolls]] handing out and posting...
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|...any Anti-Christian Chandler posters and flyers, arrest the bastards, and destroy ALL posters/flyers of the topic you all find.
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|Dressed in [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Costume/Suit Outfits]].
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|They may or may not be armed with weapons.
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|Crap! They may have hired a Skywriter.
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|Destoy any video recorders/recordings they may shoot or make; prevent any of their footage from going online.
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|The trolls have gotten everyone informed wrongly about me by about 2:00 PM; one of them started making their way to my house at about 4:30PM
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=== 3 June 2012 ===
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=== 4 June 2012 ===
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=== 9 June 2012 ===
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|I am at [[McDonald's|McD]] in [[Ruckersville|Ruckers]]; there is a B.K. Y.Adult sitting behind me; he acknowledged me; he is quite possibly a [[troll]].
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=== 15 June 2012 ===
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=== 16 June 2012 ===
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=== 18 June 2012 ===
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=== 25 June 2012 ===
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| It Really Disturbs me... Why do people want to kill Rainbow Dash? Seriously, What...the...Fuck?!
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| Do these people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomboys/Tomgirls]], or is it that she is [[Asperchu|a brave hero character]], or just What the Fuck?
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| This Dark [[Parody|Parodic]] Shit is among which what killed my inspiration to draw and write more of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]].
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/JNaHlNgFHz8?a MGM - Happy Harmonies - 1934-12-22 - Toyland Broadcast (unces)
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=== 25 September 2012 ===
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=== 27 September 2012 ===
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=== 28 September 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/CPrgwbQLdp4?a LEGO® Club TV Season 3 - Sneak Peek - Monster Fighters pt.1
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=== 8 October 2012 ===
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=== 21 October 2012 ===
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=== 24 October 2012 ===
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=== 26 October 2012 ===
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=== 28 October 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/j--A1UIWYqk?a Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/7vTy9_0YzTE?a Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/WjSt0DW1M_o?a Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/0RzhRWaQLXU?a Dinosaur Office: Office Party
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/Y-ahZmQOYhw?a Dinosaur Office: New Boss (Part 1)
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=== 29 October 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/8tY1UWxUvhk?a LEGO® Monster Fighters Fan - Philip HeinRich - Flashlights & Shaky Cameras
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=== 7 November 2012 ===
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=== 9 November 2012 ===
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=== 29 November 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/u0TfqzZ8k6o?a Vinylicious
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=== 24 February 2013 ===
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Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]

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===[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/796640499566256128 10 November 2016.1]===
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An archive of this tweet is [https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/796640499566256128 here].

===[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/796644342224060416 10 November 2016.2]===
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An archive of this tweet is [http://archive.is/G5Lfg here].

===[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/796863389171585024 10 November 2016.3]===
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An archive of this tweet is [http://archive.is/xTT6j here].

== Gallery ==
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File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]]. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
File:TwisterBluray.jpg|''Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.''
File:RishikeshIndianWoman.jpg|''Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.''
File:Sphinx.jpg|''Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.''
File:GreatWallOfChina.png|''Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.''
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg|''Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.''
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg|''Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.''
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's absurd riddle.

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== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]
* <s>[https://mega.co.nz/#!oY1SQZya!dBMXsERnL5bsA-sdoja-j1r1VQc3YviHkGIysrWWRJk Chris's Entire Twitter Feed from 27 December 2009 to 20 June 2013.]</s> '''DELETED'''

==References==
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[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Nerdy Q&A

2016-04-02T02:53:29Z

Wezofthenow:

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" (himself) about being "nerdy." Most of the questions concern what Chris is looking for in a woman and what girls he would or would not sleep with. If this were not evidence enough that Chris compiled the quiz himself, all of the questions are in first person; "do '''I'''" etc. This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]. It should also be noted that in this video, Chris states that Mayim Balik is ugly yet he would like to have sex with Velma from Scooby Doo.

==Video==
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==Transcript==

''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''

-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow...

Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so...

''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much.

''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm...

''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.

''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault.

''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,

''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...

''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm...

Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.

CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

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'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a two part video series (now archived as one video) made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe]], the line of men's hygiene products (also known as LYNX), is popular among [[homos|gay men]]. The second half was originally removed by YouTube due to a violation.

==Video==

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| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
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{{quote|I would ask to ban sale of, and use of the product from the homos, but that would be retarded.}}

===Transcript of Part 1===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work, uh, I would like to, uh, make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wear AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m straight and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE ‘cos originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our- of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right... But my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [mumbling] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the ehshower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was adridgionally meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

===Transcript of Part 2===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[autism|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

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SonichuBabies

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'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris recasts the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]] in a poor-man's version of the [[1980s]] cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Muppet Babies]]''. Much like [[Things Chris has ripped off|everything else he steals]], Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "The Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies ''aren't'' supposed to be doing!"

The video is notable for showing how poorly Chris understands childcare. In addition to leaving the group unattended, the children watch [[South Park|TV shows meant for older audiences]], [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|ostracize and bully]] [[Blake]], and [[CWC Fighter|physically fight each other]].

==Video==
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| name = SonichuBabies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z97jTGz6y9U}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Tragedy|[[Sonichu 8|Creepy]]}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = Not visible
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]
}}

{{quote|We're having fun today in [[Chris's room|da room]], aren't we!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]

''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws, singing]'' Oooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee...!

''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do the same for youuu...

''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosey]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you weren't theeere...

'''Rosey:''' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!

''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]''

'''Nanny:''' Is everything alright in here?

'''Babies:''' Yes Nanny!

''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!

''[Sonee and Rosey appear]''

'''Sonee:''' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey!

'''Rosey:''' Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's [[Wild]], [[Bubbles]] ''[Blake appears instead of Bubbles]'', [[Punchy]] ''[Angelica appears instead of Punchy]'', [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings]''

'''Blake:''' Hello. What? I'm [[Christian Weston Chandler|the weird one]]. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though.

''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]''

'''Both:''' Anyway, come with us, we'regoingtohavefun, whee!

''[Moves the two around without rhyme or reason]''

'''Both:''' Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm.

'''Sonee:''' Ey Ro- ey Rosey we're jus' a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now?

'''Rosey:''' I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show.

'''Sonee:''' That what ya wanna do?

'''Rosey:''' Yeaah! Alright!

''[Makes the babies kiss]''

'''Both:''' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!

''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]''

'''Magi-chan:''' Boy! Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... [[wikipedia:The Young and the Restless|The Young and the Restless]]... they been makin' out, all the time! They've been overdoin' it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"!

''[Disembodied legs return]''

'''Nanny:''' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me.

''[Comic Chris's trademark sneakers join]''

'''Chris:''' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies?

'''Nanny:''' Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah you're right, [[Monthly tugboat |I'll stay home]], you go out to get the groceries.

'''Nanny:''' Look how we settled that!

'''Chris:''' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later. ''[Female legs leave]''

'''Chris:''' Alright children, y'all s- y'all be careful out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''[Hastily grabs bunch of children in view]'' ''Okay Papa C!''

''[Bubbles and Wild, Rosey accidentally sneaks into frame]''

'''Bubbles:''' What's the matter, Wild?

'''Wild:''' Iunno. Suddenly I just don't feel well.

'''Bubbles:''' Well, and why is that?

'''Wild:''' I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue!

'''Bubbles:''' You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does!

'''Wild:''' Yeah, what was that guy's name?

'''Bubbles:''' Uhh... heck if I know!

'''Wild:''' Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue!

'''Bubbles:''' Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes.

'''Wild:''' Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime.

'''Bubbles:''' Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round.

'''Wild:''' Okay! ''[Both move out of frame]'' Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round!

''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]''

'''Punchy:''' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armor! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You freakin' no good-- [interrupted by off-screen female voice] Would anyone happen to have a nail file on them? ...C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec I thought [unintelligible] in real time because I watchin' live television!

''[Replaced by Blake]''

'''Blake:''' Yeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty. She's so bubbly, she's so fun! ...I'm just-b-I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets left out. And it's not because um- and it's not [[Niggo|because o' my color]]! It's just because I have my own opinions aside from theirs. I do things for myself. ...Sometimes I like to re- sometimes I like to read even though I don't know how to read yet! ...I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. But I'm s- but it brings danger along som- uh, it brings danger with me sometimes, n'...that makes me sad. Y'know, they can't apprecia-me, appreciate me even though I'm never danger...

''[Sonee and Rosey enter, Punchy sneaks into frame]''

'''Rosey:''' Listen-listen to-m-listen to Blake over there. He's all goin' on an' on with his own self, impulses again.

'''Sonee:''' Yeah, always talkin' to himself, eh? I don't know, think he's gone weird-

'''Blake:''' Aw, will ya shut up? We all talk to ourselves at one time or another.

'''Rosey:''' Sorry, Blake!

'''Sonee:''' Yeah, sorry dude.

'''Blake:''' Aah, whatever. ''[Blake saunters off]'' Hmm.

''[Angelica enters]''

'''Angelica:''' All the lovely things we r- I read in the Bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna Bible. Good story.

''[Magi-chan appears]''

'''Magi-chan:''' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica?

'''Angelica:''' Oh, this one, I'm reading about [[Sega|Genesis]]. The story of Adam and Eve!

'''Magi-chan:''' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten.

'''Angelica:''' YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.

'''Magi-chan:''' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there.

'''Angelica:''' Thank you. [''Pause''] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [''Whine''] Well, at least [[Women's Rights|we women grew to power]] eventually.

'''Magi-chan:''' Yeah.

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Angelica:''' Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.

'''Magi-chan:''' [''In a very pushed tone.''] Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday.

'''Angelica:''' An' Nanny takes us!

'''Magi-chan:''' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too!

'''Angelica:''' [[Chris and religion|He's a good Christian.]]

'''Magi-chan''': Yes he is.

'''Angelica:''' So what you wanna do now?

'''Magi-chan:''' Let's go play with [[Lego]]s!

'''Angelica:''' Okay! Wheeee! We're off to play with Legos!

''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]''

'''Punchy:''' Hey Wild, you wanna spar a li'l?

'''Wild:''' Okay Punchy!

''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]''

'''Punchy:''' Huh. Got me there.

''[Wild "hits" Punchy]''

'''Punchy:''' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW!

''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]''

'''Punchy:''' Oh, shoot. I [[Mypoe|knocked him out da window!]] Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window!

'''Wild:''' I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!

[[File:11cfxgi.jpg.png|thumb|right|The Sonichu Babies]]

'''Punchy:''' I'm sorry.

''[Awkward silence]''

'''Punchy:''' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. Cuz I gotta pull my punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery.

'''Wild:''' Yeah.

'''Punchy:''' So, I'll do that.

''[Punchy comes forward]''

'''Punchy:''' Because, [[Death threats|violence is not always the answer]] to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defense, it ''can'' be... the answer.

''[Wild moves in front of Punchy]''

'''Wild:''' I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' [[Clyde Cash|bully]] comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he [[Kick the Autistic|beats me up]]! What's wrong with that dude?

'''Punchy:''' D'ya want me to go beat him up

'''Wild:''' Nah, I just need to learn self defense.

'''Punchy:''' I'm gonna go find and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|beat him up]]. Hiyaaa!

''[Both launch out of frame, but Wild returns]''

'''Wild:''' Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. ''[Turns around once, leaves]''

''[Punchy re-enters]''

'''Punchy:''' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show with Brendon Small[?]. [[Sonichu 8|Not recommended for children]], though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wirey! I couldn't go to sleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''

''[Sonee and Rosey return]''

'''Rosey:''' Okay so... What should we do now?

'''Sonee:''' I think let's go [[PlayingHouse|play House]]!

'''Rosey:''' Yeah let's go play House again!

'''Sonee:''' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home.

'''Rosey:''' Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?

'''Sonee:''' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks!

'''Rosey:''' Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, [[The Incredible Lioness|I struck them right back!]] And I stood my ground.

''[Pause]''

'''Sonee:''' That's very good. How're the children.

'''Rosey:''' I think I just told you that. ''[She didn't.]''

'''Sonee:''' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal.

'''Rosey:''' Okay!

''[Switch places]''

'''Rosey:''' Hi honey, I'm home!

'''Sonee:''' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at [[Jackie|journalism]]?

'''Rosey:''' Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.

'''Sonee:''' There was a v- there was a bank robbery?

'''Rosey:''' Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane!

'''Sonee:''' Horse and mane?

'''Rosey:''' [[Random Access Humor|Sure, the horse was on the main!]]''

''[Pause]''

'''Rosey:''' What? Iunno. Go figure. Comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!

'''Sonee:''' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-]] I mean uh, the younger one [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pooped all over the place]]. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|aim it this way]], that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long.

'''Rosey:''' And I've been out journalism all day.

'''Sonee:''' Yeah.

''[Pause]''

'''Sonee:''' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. S- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. Just waawaawaawaawaa. Waaa. ''[Pause]'' So the older one kept- kept the, uh- kept the younger one quiet, you know. At least she knew better. So, she calmed him down.

'''Rosey:''' That's good.

'''Sonee:''' I had to change a few [[Butt garments|diapers]] to- I had to change a whole number of diapers for that little one. What a mess. But I'm willing to go through with it, because I am the father! The house husband.

'''Rosey:''' And I'm the one that goes out, make the money.

'''Sonee:''' Okay. So. Wanna end the show.

'''Rosey:''' Why not?

'''Sonee:''' The puppet show. Alright. Yeah.

'''Narrator:''' Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Dudududududuh!

''[Feet come back into view]''

Dududududududuh! Duh duh!

'''Nanny:''' Thank you very much, goodnight!

'''Chris:''' Goodnight.

==Fan Videos==
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==See also==

*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]

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Chris and religion

2015-10-17T02:49:47Z

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{{quote|I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli Eli lama sabaqtani! ([[Facebook]])}}
[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of "forgiveness" immediately prior to Rosechu brutally faceraping [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].]]
'''The religion of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]''' is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often starkly differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil.

That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the [[naïve]] [[Ruckersville, VA|hillbilly]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand. With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears what he wants to hear. For example, he espouses his religion's teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality ''yet'' ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Nudes|pornography]], and [[Chris and health|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref>

Chris's narrow view of the world requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] share his religious beliefs, despite the fact that they also regard Chris as their almighty creator and father, creating yet another tier on this wedding cake of theological contradictions.

Regardless of his religion, Chris believes he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]].

==Denomination==
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right||Program from Chris's baptism.]]
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, [[BlueSpike|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[List of Chris's lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his Ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naïve|without understanding]], covenantbreakers, [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}

The first church Chris and his parents are known to have attended is a Korean Presbyterian church at Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Church audio#00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane & The Bible]]; [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> Chris would later on attend [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in [[2000]].<ref>http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html</ref> In [[2008]] he was, under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. Although Chris identifies himself as Methodist and so did his [[Bob Chandler|father]], his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] identifies herself as a Presbyterian.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]</ref>

"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the [[Wikipedia:Southern Baptist|Southern Baptist]] and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even simply Christian.

==Concept of God (or: GodJesus)==
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to "God and Jesus" (or "GodJesus"<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref>) as if they were some sort of [[wikipedia:Binitarianism|Binity]], unlike the mainstream Christian concept of the [[Wikipedia:Trinity|Trinity]], which states that God Himself exists as three "persons" or expressions in one Being.

Being the unparalleled study in [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] he is, Chris seemed to view God as a more of a instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook (or simply not care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam.

Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his worldview, God's primary purpose should be to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This is nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He has been commonly observed saying things like "with God (and Jesus) on my side I will...". He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them.

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Ruhollah Khomeini|Ayatollah Khomeini]], Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref> His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.

Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if he exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.

Chris also believes that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so out of true [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] and to genuinely atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his "confession." For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had "confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they have forgiven [him] on that."<ref>[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under "reasonable hatred"]]</ref> One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.

In recent years, Chris appears to have become somewhat disenchanted with God. Traditional theology has long dealt with the so-called "problem of pain" in books Chris is unlikely to read any time soon. Despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus is backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], God has nevertheless imparted upon him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seems to believe that the way prayer should work is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying "please." To Chris, prayer is apparently like ordering a pizza, and as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it. Since Chris hasn't gotten exactly what he has prayed for, the fault must lie with God. In a farewell [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] meant for his fellow parishioners at Wesley Memorial, he wrote that "God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx."

On 7 September 2013, Chris cursed God's name on [[Facebook]] after a run in with a [[jerkop]]:

{{quotebox|1=
God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!}}

He explained the reasons for his disillusionment in a [[May 2013]] letter to [[Kim]]:

{{quotebox|1=
Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words "Magick" and "Pagan" in this religion(?).

I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that "God" is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.

But I prattle or digress.

So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)
}}

Soon thereafter, inspired by [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]], he seemed to divorce himself from a Christian conception of God altogether, choosing to believe in a rather capricious, relativistic deity:

{{quote|The Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.|Chris on Facebook, August 2014.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}

==Afterlife==
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris,<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to heaven and bad deeds sending them to hell is not an uncommon one, Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. In general this teaching means that one's prior sins (no matter how terrible) can be forgiven by God, and that members of the faith should try to live righteous lives not because it will get them into heaven, but simply because doing so is morally the right thing to do. The salvation of one's soul through faith is essentially the single point upon which nearly every Protestant denomination is based (as opposed to Catholicism, where one's fate in the afterlife is determined almost exclusively by mortal actions and sacraments).

Absurdly, Chris has stated that one goes to heaven or hell based completely on personal actions - the Catholic theory, not the Protestant. He personally believes he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#Answered 01/01/10|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to hell, and need to turn straight to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for hell for making fun of people over the internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster.

Additionally, Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]</ref> but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].

Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>

In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but "The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> In reality, [[Wikipedia:Limbo|Limbo]] is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. [[Wikipedia:Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide]] and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied.

His belief that suicide leads one to limbo may stem from the [[South Park]] episode "[[Wikipedia:Death (South Park)|Death]]", in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.

In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that "[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven]."<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.

==Concept of sin==
[[File:John Asperchu.JPG|thumb|right|Take note, Chris.]]
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}

{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}

{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian]]}}

Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkop]]s, Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.

Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His homophobia had nothing to do with the prohibitions on homosexuality in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to "spilling his seed"]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion.

When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.

Chris clearly does not follow the Christian concept of the seven deadly sins, as he commits [[death threats|Wrath]], [[Liquid Chris|envy]], [[obesity| gluttony]], [[monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[chris and money|greed]], [[virgin with rage|lust]] and [[chris and his ego|pride]] constantly.

==Chris and forgiveness==

A major tenet in most any religion you can think of is the act of forgiveness. Unfortunately for Chris, he has [[Autism|no idea of what forgiveness really is]], and will often hold grudges against [[Clyde Cash|anybody]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] feels has wronged him, [[Greene County Conspiracy|sometimes even for years]]. While some may argue that he did show [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction|forgiveness]] in a few of his videos, even more will argue that such things were done either under an [[China|ulterior motive]] or is meaningless as [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|he goes on to curse and scream at them later on]].

[[This is how the Trial went|During his trial]] on July 10th, 2012, it was discovered that Michael Snyder made a plea that Chris be shown leniency, as a felony was a life-changing event that could really harm Chris in the long run. This comes despite Chris [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|scaring his customers away]], ''(while he was still allowed in the store)'', [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Video|shouting racist slurs at him]], [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|making threats to burn down the store]], and [[28 October 2011|injuring him with his car]]. This was probably the most extraordinary form of forgiveness that anyone has ever shown towards Chris, even after the latter's horrible actions. Chris' show of gratitude was to go against all common sense and commit ''public slander'' in a court of law:

{{quote|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat|red cent]]!|Chris, [[This is how the Trial went]]}}

Long story short, Chris does not forgive, nor does he forget.

==Chris the Shaman==
{{quote|The spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! She will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]}}

{{quote|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate. 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities. 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again. 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust. 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|Mailbag 23]]}}
[[Image:Ickeriss medallions.jpg|thumb|right||The Medallions serve as Chris's connection to the spirit realm.]]

{{quote|I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares|Chris on using the spirits of the dead}}

Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals. In Chris's case, he seems to believe that his tirades and tantrums will somehow affect the trolls who torment him. His attacks on the [[Clown Doll]], for instance, are a metaphorical threat, but also suggest an attempt at somehow literally harming the trolls through [[Wikipedia:sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]], like a voodoo doll. He views his revenge against his enemies in the comic or in ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur III]]'' as being equivalent to actual revenge, rather than simply venting.

The world of [[CWCville]] is also a spirit realm, where Chris is almighty and can create and shape it as he pleases due to his power of "creativity". It exists outside, but parallel, to the real world, and sometimes Chris seems to honestly believe that it's a real place, even if it's just imaginary. This idea of the spirit realm became more valid when, in a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|video]], Chris claimed that the soul of his [[Patti Chandler|dead dog]] (now [[Patti-Chan|living in CWCville]]) would devour Alec Benson Leary's soul and haunt his [[dreams]].

While Chris has used the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] in reality, he never took it too seriously, at least until he used it on [[Liquid Chris]] in a video. With the "kidnapping" of Liquid, he then realized that he had "the power" to actually curse people. He also developed a new ability to bless people via the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] skill. He honestly seems to believe that these powers are real, even stating in one video that if it works, then he knows he has "the power." GaoGaiGar fans then promptly wanted to hit Chris for his abuse of [[Wikipedia:The_King_of_Braves_GaoGaiGar_glossary#.22THE_POWER.22_and_Jupiter-X|ZA POWER]]. Chris later stated in a music video that if people antagonize him, they will be cursed, but if you're TRUE and HONEST, you will receive blessings.

[[Image:thoushaltnotsufferacwctolive.JPG|thumb|left||Thou shalt not suffer a CWC to live.]]
Chris ought to be aware that his sorcery is not merely atypical of a Christian, but in fact explicitly proscribed by his faith. [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=galatians%205:19-20&version=KJV Galatians 5:19-20] lists witchcraft as one of the more blatant acts of sin, whilst in the Old Testament, [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+22%3A18&version=KJV Exodus 22:18] commands "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". That's right, there's a Biblical mandate for Chris's death (and though there is some debate as to whether or not the original terms used refers only to harmful spellcasters, Chris has repeatedly attempted to curse people with things like death and haunting for very petty reasons). Alec Benson Leary, in one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|phone calls]] with Chris, attempted to point out the thoroughly un-Christian nature of Chris's dabbling in black magic, but his reasoning appeared to have little effect.

Of course, it is important to remember, even if he did convert to a shamanistic faith, chances are most groups would kick him out just as quickly. Cursing people is one of the few things Wiccans and neo-Pagans are forbidden from doing (at least without good reason), and most, if not all, groups would look down upon his general idiocy and his dabbling into powers [[Slow-in-the-minds|beyond his comprehension]] – not to even mention the fact that neo-Pagans often take a dim view on people who get into religious groups [[Chris and sex#Moral basis on sex and double standards|just to get sex]], without comprehending the philosophy. No matter what, Chris will likely be hated for being an [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]], [[Women's rights|sexist]], [[Chris and race|racist]], failure.

==Delusions of Godhood?==
{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]
Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stoned state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).

Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.

It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].

Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].

{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}

Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_62 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon chaotic combo worshiping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but "a servant of him and Jesus", and immediately after goes on to "forgive" Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for "baring false witness against <nowiki>[Chris]</nowiki>", as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the ten commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as "blasphemous".<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]</ref>

Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over one billion fans.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref> The only other character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad mentality is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.

In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> However, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for "Word of God."

Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate.
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==Chris and other faiths==
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his "fans" asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.

===Other Christian denominations===
Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] - she's still as much of a slut as the rest of the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Through Angelica, it is obvious that Chris knows almost nothing about Catholicism and seems to think it's just a variety of Protestantism with nuns - he refers to Catholic priests as [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu|"pastors"] and almost certainly doesn't know the Catholic Bible is different from the one generally used by Protestants. Also, Angelica's home congregation is called "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with. He does, at least, realise that Catholicism is a form of Christianity, which is more than can be said for some.

[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so (ironically, Catholicism preaches deference on moral issues to one's priest while Protestantism does not). It didn't even occur to Chris that what his pastor said to him wouldn't apply to a Catholic, because Chris is incapable of seeing things from perspectives besides his own.

Chris has described "[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormans]]" [sic] as not being datable.<ref>[[MySpace messages]]</ref> He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna McLerran]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons. While it is not clear how much does Chris knows about [[:wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] (likely not a lot), he is not hostile toward that sect; [[Jackie]] identified herself as a Unitarian,<ref>[[Jackie#Profile]]</ref> and Chris was not bothered by this (conceivably because he didn't know what it was).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

Given that he takes his own religion à la carte, Chris is likely unaware of most of the differences between the sects of Protestantism, and, indeed, the differences between Protestantism and Catholicism. He has never been pressed for comment on Eastern variants of Christianity, such as the Eastern Orthodox church, and it is uncertain what he thinks of these sects, or if he's even aware of their existence.

===Judaism===
"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" reveals that Chris has some awareness of [[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]], probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhists]] don't celebrate [[Christmas]], at least not the religious aspects of it. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them "churches" because his vocabulary is heavily lacking.<ref>In fact, in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13#09-02-27|one chat]] Chris has referred to what was most likely a synagogue as a "Jewich [sic] Church".</ref> In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris is being blatantly anti-Semitic by "just throwing it out there" that he thinks Snyder is Jewish, and uses "Jew" as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park''). [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].

===Islam===
In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan the Moralf**|article]], he strongly hints at feeling great hatred towards Muslims. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a "prolific hater of all things not Christian".<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> In all likelihood he knows nothing about Islam or the Quran, and is not known to have ever commented on the religion directly.

===Scientology===
On 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and "Go Into F***ing Scientology".<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref> Following this comment Chris was asked to elaborate his thoughts on Scientology; he said that he neither agrees with it nor disapproves of it.<ref>[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]</ref> His opinion of it has probably been culled from ''[[South Park]]''.

===Non-theism===
Out of all of these sections, Chris's opinion of irreligious people, and atheists in particular, is the most vacillating and incoherent, and also coincidentally one of the best documented.

[[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in [[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]], a non-theistic religion, seemed to be a concept he couldn't process, and even seemed to make him uneasy.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

[[Ruckersville, VA|Unsurprisingly]], he doesn't seem to like or trust atheists, but even there, he has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, "I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus."<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> Even from an evangelical point of view, it's hard enough for atheists to try and take [[GodJesus]] seriously enough to believe in them without Chris going around boasting about having the deities on his side as though they were his personal avengers. When asked "You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?" by [[Thorg]] in [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], his response was:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

While it might hurt your brain trying to translate that second line from autism to English, Chris is trying to say that Hell exists but we haven't experienced it yet because we're still alive. This shows that Chris simply doesn't comprehend non-belief in religion, as of course an atheist would not be cowed by the threat of something they by definition don't believe exists. In the [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> which would most likely classify her as either an atheist, a deist or an agnostic. As the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]]. However, in his later, revised [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] account, he states (to the surprise of nobody) that he would be willing to date an atheist if it meant he had a chance at some [[Chris and sex|hanky panky]].

In another sudden turn, in his [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gives "pizza-faced atheist" as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Then in a later video, he attacks atheism with arguments so silly that even a strawman-using fundamentalist wouldn't use them, and that's saying something.

{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!}}

When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from "because he's trolling me" to "because he's an 'evil' atheist". The video was removed because it was declared hate speech.

Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist, although his opinion on this is unclear.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]
*[[Dreams]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

==External links==
*[http://store.engrish.com/products/god-jesus-t-shirt Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]
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IRC (16 October 2008)

2015-10-01T07:24:05Z

Wezofthenow: /* Transcript */

[[File:IRC(16 October 2008).jpg|thumb|300px|Chris, dispensing excellent advice as always.]]
The first IRC fan chat with [[Chris]], from 16 October 2008. The chat covers a large variety of topics, giving trolls insight into Chris's life for the first time.

The most notable part of this chat is probably Chris's somewhat heartless thoughts on how Rocketfox should [[Chris and death#RocketFox's Dad (1966-2008)|cope with the loss of his father]]. Chris also takes a few moments to discuss the 2008 US presidential election, basically revealing he has no idea what the issues are, and that talking about politics is just another source of [[stress]]. Chris also gives some monumentally stupid advice to [[Vivian Gee]], who is apparently struggling with her sexual identity.

'''Motley Crew:''' Chris, Chrischu, superawesome, [[Andrew Simmons chat|falsion]], [[Evan]], [[PandaHalo]], [[Vivian Gee]], RocketFox, SonichuGal, GarthCrooks, GenesisRosechu, jurishiku, Solarius, Robotnik, Parakarry, MachPunch, Knuckles, MyName, avathecat, EXKeine, concreteman, knuckip, Pollyanna, RicFlair, MayorMcCheez, [[Blanca|Medic]], a fake [[Jimmy Hill]], [[cogsdev]], Whale, strat0s, Paul_Pocher, MajorIronwood, DeBauchery, Bluecheese, SunshineRosechu, Physaris, SALVIAAAAA, ElectoZap

==Transcript==

[01:51] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:51] <'''superawesome'''> YAY
 [01:51] <@'''falsion'''> Everyone calm down
 [01:51] * Guest1 is now known as '''Chrischu'''
 [01:51] <'''RocketFox'''> YAY ^_^
 [01:51] <'''Evangs'''> srsly though, can I get my ops back? D:
 [01:51] * Guest is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 [01:51] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Hi Chris :)
 [01:51] * @'''PandaHalo''' hugs '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 [01:51] <'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hey, ya'll.
 [01:51] <'''Evangs'''> Hey Chris-chan!
 [01:51] <@'''PandaHalo'''> if we need more ops then sure Evangs
 [01:51] <'''SonichuGal'''> Hi Chris! =D
 [01:51] <'''GarthCrooks'''> hi Christian :)
 [01:51] <@'''falsion'''> The chat is now in session.
 [01:51] <'''GenesisRosechu'''> Hi Chris!
 [01:51] <'''RocketFox'''> Hey CWC
 [01:51] * _'''EXKeine''' (~hakutaku@Rizon-15A928DE.ptld.qwest.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:51] <'''jurishiku'''> Hey
 [01:51] <'''Evangs'''> Okay bro
 [01:52] <'''Evangs'''> ...yeah four is enough isn't it. I keep thinking there's only two
 [01:52] <'''Evangs'''> NEVERMIND THEN
 [01:52] <'''Solarius'''> hey chris I love your work
 [01:52] <@'''PandaHalo'''> i'm not sure how much time christian has to answer questions so try and make them good ones :)
 [01:52] <'''Evangs'''> How's the new comic coming? I enjoyed the preview.
 [01:52] <@'''falsion'''> Indeed.
 [01:52] <'''Robotnik'''> Can I ask a question about [[Wes Iseli]]?
 [01:52] <'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay, I have a pizza on my lap, so I'll [[Ego|humble accept any compliments]] and one question at a time.
 [01:52] * '''EXKeine''' (~hakutaku@Rizon-4D3019EF.ptld.qwest.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by _'''EXKeine''')))
 [01:52] <'''RocketFox'''> I have a question on [[Sonichu]]/[[Rosechu]] types if that's OK
 [01:52] <'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, sir.
 [01:52] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +o '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 [01:52] * _'''EXKeine''' is now known as '''EXKeine'''
 [01:52] * '''Parakarry''' (~chatzilla@Rizon-CAD78589.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:52] <@'''falsion'''> Everyone, one at a time. Chat is now in session.
 [01:52] <'''Parakarry'''> uh
 [01:52] <'''Parakarry'''> what is this
 [01:52] <@'''vivitheg'''> Silence!
 [01:52] <'''Parakarry'''> also can i have ops :(
 [01:53] * '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +m
 [01:53] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> question about Wes Islei; please ask.
 [01:53] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Robotnik'''
 [01:53] <+'''Robotnik'''> You mentioned in the last chat, you had grown past a phase involving the curseyehame and jelousy.
 [01:53] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [01:53] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-815543FC.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:53] <+'''Robotnik'''> Is Wes still in the comic for other reasons?
 [01:54] * Guest_ (~Guest@Rizon-33D7253B.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:54] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: -m
 [01:54] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-815543FC.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit
 [01:54] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> at this, only the fact that he has turned villian, since the loss of Sarah Hammer as his sweetheart.
 [01:54] * Guest_ is now known as Konata
 [01:54] <'''Evangs'''> Someone wanted me to ask if [[Patti]] would show up in any new comics, Chris.
 [01:54] * Konata is now known as '''DarkKonata'''
 [01:55] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, Patti will.
 [01:55] * jimmyhill was kicked by '''PandaHalo''' (jimmyhill)
 [01:55] <'''GarthCrooks'''> I didn't realise you were a [[Monty Python]] fan Chris. what other comedies do you like?
 [01:55] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> there was a question about Sonichu and Rosechu Types?
 [01:55] <'''RocketFox'''> I have a question about the hedgehog element types if you have time
 [01:55] <'''RocketFox'''> yes
 [01:55] <'''Solarius'''> what does sonichu and rosechu evolve from or into?
 [01:55] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I like a LOT of comedies.
 [01:55] <'''RocketFox'''> sonee and rosee = babies
 [01:55] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> for the ORIGINAL Sonichu and Rosechu, at least, Sonee & Rosee for babies (Eletric).
 [01:56] <'''Evangs'''> Sonichu was originally a Pikachu and Rosechu a Raichu, I thought. But I wouldn't know as well at the big man himself.
 [01:56] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Metonic evolution with Sonichu + Metal Coat and Trade (Electric/Steel)
 [01:56] <'''RocketFox'''> Are there going to be any ice, rock, or steel Sonichu or Rosechu? [Or is the plural Sonichu and Rosechus?]
 [01:56] <'''RocketFox'''> well what do you know
 [01:56] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Vamprosa evolution with Rosechu + HIGH FRIENDSHIP, level up during the midnight hour.
 [01:56] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe; give me time to create as I draw.
 [01:57] <'''GenesisRosechu'''> Why are Sonichu and Rosechu the only ones without defining names, like Angelica Rosechu? and if they are the same species, how come they are all so very different?
 [01:57] <'''Solarius'''> will Knuckles or tails make a cameo?
 [01:57] <'''Evangs'''> Will we see Metonic or Vamprosa ever, or is it only factual information that won't be used?
 [01:57] <'''GarthCrooks'''> Vamprosa sounds cool :)
 [01:57] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sonichu and Rosechu are the FIRST of Many Sonichus and Rosechus, so I added names to define everyone else from the original.
 [01:57] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Vamprosa is Dark/Electric.
 [01:57] <'''RocketFox'''> awesome
 [01:58] <'''SonichuGal'''> I have a question. What is the significance of your Black Sonichu medallion? In other words, why did you make a medallion of Black Sonichu and what is the significance of it?
 [01:58] <'''RocketFox'''> vamprosa sounds gothic
 [01:58] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Metonic and Vamprosa made a brief appearance in a comic strip in Comic #0, with a short joke.
 [01:58] <'''Chrischu'''> [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]] IS THE REAL CREATOR OF SONICHU, DON'T ACCEPT IMITATIONS
 [01:58] * '''Chrischu''' was kicked by Physaris (Caps abuse - 100%)
 [01:58] <'''superawesome'''> lol
 [01:58] <'''RocketFox'''> owned!!
 [01:58] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Kick '''Chrischu''' OUT
 [01:58] <'''Evangs'''> What a loser.
 [01:58] <'''GarthCrooks'''> haha, troll owned
 [01:58] <'''Solarius'''> lol
 [01:58] <@'''falsion'''> Continue please.
 [01:58] <'''Evangs'''> He has been kicked.
 [01:58] <'''superawesome'''> What an idiot.
 [01:58] <'''GenesisRosechu'''> Well Chris, it's been nice seeing you again. But I do have to go!
 [01:58] <'''jurishiku'''> Where is Rosechu's friend from the begining?
 [01:58] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> take care.
 [01:58] <+'''Robotnik'''> I'm glad that was taken care of swiftly.
 [01:58] <'''GenesisRosechu'''> I hope to talk to you on a regular basis again soemday :3
 [01:59] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Rosechu's friend?
 [01:59] <'''RocketFox'''> [[Kel]]
 [01:59] <'''MachPunch'''> Kel, the trainer from #0.
 [01:59] <'''RocketFox'''> I think he was talking about Kel
 [01:59] <'''jurishiku'''> Yeah
 [01:59] * '''GenesisRosechu''' (~Guest@Rizon-EA96D36D.hsd1.sc.comcast.net) Quit
 [01:59] <'''Evangs'''> Also, one I'd like to suggest an idea--what if [[Naitsirhc]] had his own, evil version of CWCville, RNNville? (Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc)?
 [01:59] <'''Knuckles'''> Do Sonichu and Rosechu reproduce asexually?
 [01:59] <'''Evangs'''> I'd like to know about Kel too.
 [01:59] <'''RocketFox'''> oh that'd be awesome, it could be underground
 [01:59] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, she's been living at the college, until she decided to venture on to better her Pokemon Trainer Skills.
 [01:59] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-FC5108B4.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #sonichu
 [01:59] * Guest is now known as Guest1
 [01:59] <'''Evangs'''> Did Kel release Rosechu to live with Sonichu?
 [02:00] <'''Solarius'''> does Naitsirhc have his own [[ring]]?
 [02:00] <@'''falsion'''> Guest1, name please.
 [02:00] * Guest (~Guest@A1E388DF.3DB1DC44.88FCFD39.IP) has joined #sonichu
 [02:00] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, Kel released Rosechu to live with Sonichu.
 [02:00] <@'''falsion'''> Guest, name please.
 [02:00] <'''Guest'''> :D
 [02:00] * Guest_ (~Guest@Rizon-E60F540E.home3.cgocable.net) has joined #sonichu
 [02:00] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Naitsirhc does not have a Ring; HIS POWERS COME FROM THAT DARK MEDAL.
 [02:00] <'''Parakarry'''> hi im CWC
 [02:00] * Guest is now known as '''MyName'''
 [02:00] <'''MyName'''> k
 [02:00] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> kick Parakarry out.
 [02:00] * Guest_ is now known as '''avathecat'''
 >[02:00] * '''Parakarry''' was kicked by '''falsion''' ('''Parakarry''')
 [02:00] <'''avathecat'''> OMG is that Chris?
 [02:00] * '''Parakarry''' (~chatzilla@Rizon-CAD78589.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) has joined #sonichu
 [02:00] <'''MyName'''> lol
 [02:00] <'''Parakarry'''> oh really
 [02:00] <'''Knuckles'''> lol
 [02:00] <'''Parakarry'''> lol
 [02:00] <'''EXKeine'''> Yes, now let the man talk
 [02:01] <@'''falsion'''> '''Parakarry''', please behave.
 [02:01] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am the real Christian Weston Chandler.
 [02:01] <@'''falsion'''> Chris will now continue to answer questions.
 [02:01] <'''avathecat'''> Chris, some question if you don't mind
 [02:01] <'''RocketFox'''> I am so pumped for the next comic
 [02:01] <'''GarthCrooks'''> will you be voting in next month's presidential election Chris?
 [02:01] <'''Knuckles'''> I'm Sparatacus!
 [02:01] <'''Parakarry'''> monitors
 [02:01] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, Parakarry, calm down.
 [02:01] <'''Parakarry'''> ew you became a fag falsion
 [02:01] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> McCain.
 [02:01] <'''Parakarry'''> :(
 [02:01] <'''avathecat'''> Chris, how do you feel about laying your life open in the comic book and the internet?
 [02:01] <'''Solarius'''> why McCain chris?
 [02:01] <'''MyName'''> Chris, I'm curious about your artistic process. How is your storyline inspired?
 [02:01] <'''Knuckles'''> Why not Ron Paul, Chris?
 [02:01] <'''Evangs'''> Don't question his opinions.
 [02:01] <'''Evangs'''> This is about Sonichu, not politics.
 [02:02] <'''Knuckles'''> ):
 [02:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> by various events in my life, and what I saw on television.
 [02:02] <'''RocketFox'''> since McCain has a chance ^^;
 [02:02] <+'''Robotnik'''> Chris, do you have a favorite comic book artist or mangaka?
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> omg did you guys see the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|sonichu promos]]?!
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvME96zrOuo
 [02:02] <'''avathecat'''> Chris, is Sonichu a guise for you to talk about yourself and your life?
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> they're amazing omg
 [02:02] <'''Knuckles'''> McCain has a chance? How so?
 [02:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Koshi Rikdo; Excel Saga.
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> almost as good as the comic
 [02:02] <'''RocketFox'''> He dies in the anime xD
 [02:02] <'''Knuckles'''> If the market completely rebounds by election date, then maybe.
 [02:02] <'''avathecat'''> Chris, I just had a cigarette? Good or bad?
 [02:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he comes back.
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 [02:02] <'''Solarius'''> chris what do you think of the Sonichu animated promos?
 [02:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> TERRIBLE.
 [02:02] <'''DarkKonata'''> mccain dies in excel saga?
 [02:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cool.
 [02:02] <'''RocketFox'''> hehe yeah ^^;
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> what
 [02:02] <'''Knuckles'''> [[Obama]] is gonna win otherwise.
 [02:02] <'''Parakarry'''> really? :(
 [02:03] <'''avathecat'''> You don't like the Sonichu animated promos?
 [02:03] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-79095581.dyn.optonline.net) Quit
 [02:03] <'''Knuckles'''> Vote Obama :D
 [02:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> please, no more politics.
 [02:03] * '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +m
 [02:03] <@'''vivitheg'''> Okay, everyone shut up! There is way too much conversation going on at once!
 [02:03] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Evangs'''
 [02:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> next question.
 [02:03] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''SonichuGal'''
 [02:03] <+'''Robotnik'''> [[Chris and music|What are you listening to]]?
 [02:03] <+'''Evangs'''> Those Sonichu promos are awesome.
 [02:03] <@'''PandaHalo'''> PM me if you have a decent question and I'll voice you
 [02:03] <+'''Robotnik'''> At the moment, that is.
 [02:03] * Guest1 (~Guest@Rizon-FC5108B4.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit
 [02:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Lite Rock, Z-95.1; Charlottesville.
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 [02:04] <+'''Evangs'''> One last question before I go for a moment, Chris-chan: Is the female rights storyline continued in the next issue? Will [[Simonla]] and [[Zapina]] show up again?
 [02:04] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''concreteman'''
 [02:04] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-FC5108B4.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #sonichu
 [02:04] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-FC5108B4.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit
 [02:04] <+'''concreteman'''> Hello Mr. Chandler and friends. : D
 [02:04] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, they BOTH will.
 [02:04] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Christian, what is the significance of the Black Sonichu medallion? In other words, why did you make a medallion of Black Sonichu and what is its signifiance?
 [02:04] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hello.
 [02:04] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''RocketFox'''
 [02:04] <+'''Evangs'''> Awesome!!
 [02:04] * Guest (~Guest@Rizon-FC5108B4.eriepa.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #sonichu
 [02:04] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''knuckip'''
 [02:04] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just for the Dark Half that is my Opposite.
 [02:04] <+'''knuckip'''> when will the next comic come out?
 [02:04] <+'''Evangs'''> Oh man, so many questions I'd love to ask...but everyone else has plenty, so I gotta go.
 [02:04] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Naitsirch?
 [02:04] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [02:04] <+'''RocketFox'''> Chris, if another question is alright: Is [[Bill the scientist]] the same Bill from Pokemon, or a totally different dude? ^^; Will he come back? xP
 [02:04] <+'''Evangs'''> Good luck answering all the questions, Christian!
 [02:05] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +o '''Solarius'''
 [02:05] <+'''Evangs'''> Oh man, Bill the scientist is my favorite character.
 [02:05] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Solarius'''
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 [02:05] <+'''RocketFox'''> He's such a dork and I love him xD;;;
 [02:05] <+'''Solarius'''> what do you think of the pokémon Mudkip?
 [02:05] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Do you like shorts? I heard that they are comfy and easy to wear.
 [02:05] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't remember the Bill you're talking about, but Bill the PokeScientist is a Bill I'd talk about a lot in the Sonichu World, if I do.
 [02:05] <@'''falsion'''> That one's a personal favorite of mine. I love mudkips.
 [02:05] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Mudkip is okay.
 [02:05] <+'''Solarius'''> :(
 [02:05] <@'''falsion'''> A lot of people here like mudkip too
 [02:06] <+'''Evangs'''> Bill is the lighthouse guy in Cerulean City, Chris-chan.
 [02:06] <+'''RocketFox'''> Bill in Pokemon games, the guy who makes your storage box
 [02:06] <+'''Evangs'''> Which is your favorite Pokemon besides your electric-hedgehog children?
 [02:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs.
 [02:06] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Bill the Pokemaniac, you mean?
 [02:06] <+'''RocketFox'''> yep
 [02:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Pikachu, Scyther and [[Sneasel]].
 [02:06] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''GarthCrooks'''
 [02:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> are my TOP 3
 [02:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no particular order.
 [02:06] <+'''Robotnik'''> Have you pursued legal action against Jimmy Hill?
 [02:06] <+'''RocketFox'''> Bill is a very common name xP (was my dad's name, rest in peace) so I can understand if they're two different guys
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 [02:06] <+'''Solarius'''> could we perhaps see more Mudkips in future installments of you comics?
 [02:07] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have, and Cassandra, who is in on the chat is helping me resolve that.
 [02:07] <+'''Evangs'''> And ONE last thing for real now: Will any other Pokemon from the games show up? I always liked how you tied the Pokemon world into Sonichu in the stories of the Chaotic Combo members.
 [02:07] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> Chris, will you be getting legal advice about Jimmy Hill's crimes or do you hope for a peaceful settlement?
 [02:07] <+'''knuckip'''> do you have an email where i can send you my fan pictures?
 [02:07] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK about mudkips in my comics, but I'll see what comes up.
 [02:07] <@'''falsion'''> Everyone, one at a time.
 [02:07] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> '''ChrisChanSonichu'''@aol.com
 [02:07] <+'''Evangs'''> Not specifically mudkips. I'd love to see Sonichu fight Regigigas.
 [02:07] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Dragonite made an appearance.
 [02:07] <+'''RocketFox'''> oh, David?
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 [02:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, Kel's Dragonite, David.
 [02:08] <@'''PandaHalo'''> If you are Sonichu's trainer, why doesn't Sonichu live in his Pokeball? Is he like pikachu from the original animated series in that regard?
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 [02:08] <+'''Evangs'''> I didn't think Sonichu had a trainer. Anyway, I'm going for real now. See you all in a bit
 [02:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
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 [02:08] <+'''Solarius'''> does Sonichu marry Rosechu in the near future?
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 [02:08] <+'''RocketFox'''> bye Evan
 [02:08] <@'''PandaHalo'''> If [[Robert Simmons]] the first male friend you have had?
 [02:08] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I have the same question, '''Solarius'''.
 [02:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I think he will.
 [02:09] <+'''SonichuGal'''> What about Sonichu and Rosechu having children?
 [02:09] <+'''RocketFox'''> That'd be an awesome ending IMO
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 [02:09] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> NO, I have a few male acquaintences.
 [02:09] <+'''concreteman'''> CWC, I am playing Mega Man 9. Did you download MM9 yet and if so, did you download it for your [[PS3]] and your Wii? (The [[HEXBox|hexbox]]360 shouldn't have this game but it does grr)
 [02:09] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> eventually.
 [02:09] <+'''Solarius'''> think? so there is a chance he won't
 [02:09] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, MEGA MAN 9, PS3
 [02:09] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> with BOTH ADD-ONS.
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 [02:10] <@'''vivitheg'''> How far have you gotten in the Endless Maze?
 [02:10] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Protoman and Attack.
 [02:10] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> haven't played it yet.
 [02:10] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, what system do you like more. PS3 or Wii?
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 [02:10] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> PS3
 [02:10] <+'''RocketFox'''> my brother has a 360 >__<;;;; he doesn't use it though, but still it bothers me ><;
 [02:10] <+'''concreteman'''> darned hexbox
 [02:10] <+'''RocketFox'''> he also smokes ;~;
 [02:10] <@'''falsion'''> yeah, that system...
 [02:10] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am looking forward to [[LittleBiGPlanet]].
 [02:10] <@'''vivitheg'''> When will [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] be completed?
 [02:10] <@'''vivitheg'''> And [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]]?
 [02:10] <+'''Solarius'''> what do you think of the news that MGS4 is coming to Xbox360?
 [02:10] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> chris, as a [[nintendo]] fan and a [[sonic]] fan, how excited were you to see sonic and mario team up in games?
 [02:11] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I was wondering the same thing, '''vivitheg'''.
 [02:11] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> November at the latest for 8; IDK about 9 or 10 at the moment.
 [02:11] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll post any updates I see fit on [[Sonichu.net]], the Official Blog Page, [[YouTube]] Video, or in this chat window.
 [02:11] <@'''falsion'''> Sounds good.
 [02:11] <+'''RocketFox'''> yay ^0^
 [02:11] <+'''SonichuGal'''> YAY! ^___^
 [02:12] <+'''knuckip'''> will there be a sonichu movie?
 [02:12] <+'''Solarius'''> what religion is Sonichu?
 [02:12] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am only human; I sometimes lack energy from [[stress]], and it's like I'm paralyzed.
 [02:12] <+'''RocketFox'''> he's a christian
 [02:12] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no movie yet, and yes, Christian.
 [02:12] <+'''Solarius'''> what denomination?
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 [02:12] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK for sure yet; I may lead him to Methodist, or just plain Baptism.
 [02:13] <+'''Solarius'''> is Sonichu a creationist?
 [02:13] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Do you believe in evolution?
 [02:13] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> [[chris_and_religion|what's a creationist]], and I am open to the evolution theory, as well as the Genesis.
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 [02:13] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> what is a creationist?
 [02:13] <+'''RocketFox'''> creationists believe in adam and eve were the first humans
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 [02:14] <+'''RocketFox'''> like the forbidden apple story x3
 [02:14] <+'''Solarius'''> the believe that God created everything as literally told in Genesis
 [02:14] <+'''Solarius'''> belief*
 [02:14] <+'''SonichuGal'''> It's more or less a literal account of the story of Creation.
 [02:14] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I know the story of Adam & Eve.
 [02:14] <+'''concreteman'''> CWC, do you own a Sega Saturn? Did you like it at all?
 [02:14] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Parakarry'''
 [02:14] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, and I liked it.
 [02:14] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Knuckles'''
 [02:14] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have all 3 Saturn Sonic games.
 [02:14] <+'''RocketFox'''> What about the 32x and the other thing for the Genesis? and did you like Sonic CD? x3
 [02:14] <+'''Parakarry'''> CWC, will Sonichu and Rosechu eventually evolve someday?
 [02:14] <@'''PandaHalo'''> is there a sonic hedgehog game you do not have?
 [02:14] <+'''RocketFox'''> I have it for the PC myself
 [02:15] <+'''knuckip'''> what is your favorite pokemon game?
 [02:15] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> It's sad that they Shelved Sonic Crackers and Sonic Extreme; would have introduced Tiara Boobowski
 [02:15] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Boobowski? sounds like Boobs
 [02:15] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> there are a few somic games, but I can't name them at the moment.
 [02:15] <+'''concreteman'''> Could Tiara Boobowski star in Sonichu at some point?
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 [02:15] <+'''concreteman'''> Perhaps as one of the girls in the photoshoot?
 [02:15] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I gave her a cameo appearance with Mighty the Armidillo in the introduction of Bionic the Hedgehog.
 [02:16] <@'''vivitheg'''> Will Reldnahc have a boyfriend?
 [02:16] <+'''Parakarry'''> Also, would [[Blake]] evolve like Sonichu and Rosechu if they ever evolve?
 [02:16] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will not go into that.
 [02:16] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no.
 [02:16] <+'''Robotnik'''> Have you ever played the sonic on the original gameboy?
 [02:16] <+'''RocketFox'''> Reldnahc is so mean Dx
 [02:16] <+'''Knuckles'''> Is it true that Annie is a lesbian?
 [02:16] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ONLY IN MY [[Dreams|DREAMS]].
 [02:16] <+'''Robotnik'''> It does exist, I think it's a homebrew.
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 [02:16] <@'''vivitheg'''> I mean, Reldnahc can further ruin Chris's psyche in the comics. He can be even more of a villain than ever!
 [02:16] <+'''Knuckles'''> OH NOES
 [02:16] <+'''concreteman'''> p word :(
 [02:16] <+'''Knuckles'''> [[Man in the Pickle Suit|PICKLE MAN]]
 [02:16] <@'''falsion'''> ...
 [02:16] <+'''SonichuGal'''> BAN HIM!
 [02:16] <+'''RocketFox'''> no pickles D: please
 [02:17] <+'''Knuckles'''> GET HIM SOME LOVE
 [02:17] <+'''RocketFox'''> that's not funny man ;A;
 [02:17] * the-pickle-man was kicked by '''vivitheg''' (the-pickle-man)
 [02:17] <+'''Parakarry'''> :(
 [02:17] <+'''Parakarry'''> stupid trolls
 [02:17] <@'''falsion'''> Everyone, calm down.
 [02:17] <+'''RocketFox'''> Yay! /huggles
 [02:17] <@'''falsion'''> Okay.
 [02:17] <@'''falsion'''> Continue.
 [02:17] * +'''Knuckles''' hugs Chris :3
 [02:17] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> lol :)
 [02:17] <+'''Knuckles'''> [[Gay|I'm a dude]] D:
 [02:17] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Chris, I love your [[Chris and fashion|style]], where do you get your clothes?
 [02:18] <+'''concreteman'''> D:
 [02:18] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I especially love the shirt from your new video.
 [02:18] <+'''SonichuGal'''> It's very colorful.
 [02:18] <@'''falsion'''> yeah I agree
 [02:18] <+'''Solarius'''> does Sonichu prefer Pepsi or Coka-Cola?
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 [02:18] <+'''Solarius'''> Coca*
 [02:18] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh.
 [02:18] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I think the real question is whether Chris is a Pepsi or Coke man.
 [02:18] <@'''vivitheg'''> Will you ever do audio dramas with Sonichu? Many animes have audio dramas. I think Sonichu should have some too.
 [02:18] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Goodwill.
 [02:18] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> CWC Cola (Pepsi-Based.
 [02:18] <+'''Parakarry'''> cool
 [02:18] <+'''Robotnik'''> What do you think about emulation?
 [02:19] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Audio Dramas?
 [02:19] <+'''RocketFox'''> I'm drinking Pepsi now! ^0^; great minds think alike eh
 [02:19] <@'''falsion'''> Yeah, spoken versions of the comic. Made by you of coarse.
 [02:19] <+'''Solarius'''> where do you shop for clothes Chris? Your last shirt looked like a jockeys, pretty athletic
 [02:19] <+'''knuckip'''> will you make a sonichu rpg on something like rpg maker?
 [02:19] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''EXKeine'''
 [02:19] <+'''SonichuGal'''> He just said Goodwill.
 [02:19] <@'''falsion'''> he said goodwill
 [02:19] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> emulations is okay; I wouldn't be doing Silvana emulating others if I didn't.
 [02:19] <+'''Solarius'''> woops sorry already asked
 [02:19] <@'''falsion'''> video game emulation the question was
 [02:19] <+'''Knuckles'''> So how's it going with [[Blanca]], Chris?
 [02:19] <@'''falsion'''> running old games on your computer
 [02:19] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I did think about the TRUE [[Audiobooks|Audio Videos]] for YouTube done by me and my Sweetheart.
 [02:19] <+'''Robotnik'''> Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry if I wasn't specific.
 [02:20] <+'''EXKeine'''> Hey Chris-kun, will you ever do special holiday comics, like for Christmas or Halloween?
 [02:20] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> things are okay between me and Blanca, thank you.
 [02:20] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe, but not at the moment.
 [02:20] <+'''concreteman'''> That'd be the best, CWC. I'd love to hear your dramatic readings, honestly.
 [02:20] <+'''concreteman'''> No offence, Vivi.
 [02:20] <+'''RocketFox'''> Blanca is a pretty name :3 she sounds pretty
 [02:20] <@'''vivitheg'''> None taken, if chris did them
 [02:20] <+'''Parakarry'''> CWC, will Sonichu and Rosechu eventually evolve someday?
 [02:20] <@'''vivitheg'''> that'd be awesome
 [02:20] <+'''RocketFox'''> I dunno why vivian had a russian guy, a teenager, and a boston girl do the voices but OK ^^;
 [02:20] <@'''vivitheg'''> But will you write new stories involving Sonichu? You wouldn't have to draw and maybe give us more Sonichu adventures?
 [02:21] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Comic 9 Spoiler: Episode 19 involves [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] attending a [[Dating Education]] Class at [[Cwcville]] Community College; Wild meets and falls for Simonla.
 [02:21] <+'''RocketFox'''> scandalous! D:
 [02:21] <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhh I love punchy!
 [02:21] <+'''Knuckles'''> DATING EDUCATION CALSS U: HURRAY
 [02:21] <@'''PandaHalo'''> can punchy climb walls and glide?
 [02:21] <+'''RocketFox'''> Punchy is so funny and random xDDDD
 [02:21] <+'''concreteman'''> Will Wild wear big red pointy sunglasses?
 [02:21] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and Episode 20 is the EPIC BATTLE Between MOST of the Electric-Hedgehogs and ALL THE INTRODUCED VILLIANS SO FAR.
 [02:21] <@'''vivitheg'''> Is this the one Chris foretold of?
 [02:21] <@'''PandaHalo'''> :O THAT SOUNDS EPIC!
 [02:21] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no sunglasses for Wild.
 [02:22] <+'''Knuckles'''> CWC, do you think Sarah Palin is cute?
 [02:22] <+'''RocketFox'''> palin is prettier than me ;3;
 [02:22] <@'''PandaHalo'''> would you bone her if you werent dating blanca?
 [02:22] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I will write MANY NEW Stories Around Sonichu.
 [02:22] <+'''Knuckles'''> Palin is a gmilf :3
 [02:22] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Chris, I read some of your dating tips from the Sonichu News Dash from a few years ago. Do you have any new dating tips for us?
 [02:22] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> No Politics.
 [02:22] <+'''Knuckles'''> Because she's gonna be a grandma
 [02:22] <+'''RocketFox'''> gmilf? e_e; what is that
 [02:22] <+'''knuckip'''> if you could go to any country, where would you go?
 [02:22] <@'''vivitheg'''> Stop talking about Politics! NO MORE POLITICS!
 [02:22] <+'''RocketFox'''> okay no politics ._. it's boring anyway
 [02:22] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if I may have a silent moment, I'll answer the Dating Question.
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 [02:23] <@'''falsion'''> Understood.
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 [02:23] <@'''falsion'''> Please proceed when you're ready.
 [02:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> If you are SHY to talk to your OPPOSITE GENDER in public, make an acquaintanceship, at least, with one on the Internet, but MAKE SURE She/He is Legit; Video Chat with her/him in addition to Instant Messaging.
 [02:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> If it grows into a Friendship, that's good.
 [02:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Do not expect a Romantic Relationship, unless you two should meet IRL
 [02:24] <+'''Knuckles'''> What about role playing?
 [02:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> unless you both decide to open up to each other over Video Chat. :)
 [02:25] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, may I ask. This is embarrsinning. But... when do you think is the right time to have sex?
 [02:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ONLY in Video Chat, then you may consider Role Playing.
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 [02:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> After you become the LEGALLY CONSENTING AGE for your STATE; look it up for your respective state.
 [02:25] <@'''falsion'''> By that, I mean. After mairrage or what.
 [02:25] <@'''falsion'''> *marriage
 [02:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Before is okay, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER HONETLY AND OPENLY.
 [02:26] <+'''Knuckles'''> Hanky panky :3
 [02:26] <+'''Parakarry'''> indeed
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 [02:26] <+'''Parakarry'''> that is very sweet cwc
 [02:26] <@'''falsion'''> Hmm.. okay, but in church they always tell me that before marraige is bad
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 [02:26] <+'''knuckip'''> i'm a high function autistic in middle school, and [[jerkops]] annoy me all the time. how do you recommend to deal with them?
 [02:26] <@'''falsion'''> and that I can go to hell
 [02:26] <+'''Evang-y'''> Hey Chris-chan. Have you played any Kirby or Mega Man games before?
 [02:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I asked my Pastor about that as well, and she agreed with that.
 [02:26] <+'''Solarius'''> speaking of religion, what are your views on the Jewish people Chris?
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 [02:27] <@'''falsion'''> I see. Well, thanks for your advice.
 [02:27] <+'''EXKeine'''> Or Muslims for that matter
 [02:27] <+'''Evang-y'''> Oooh, Wild is going to fall in love with Simonla? I am catching up with some questions now, please excuse me.
 [02:27] <+'''Solarius'''> i.e. do Jewish people go to heaven?
 [02:27] <+'''Knuckles'''> Jews like money too much ):
 [02:27] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just ignore the Jerkops, but if approached, tell them to PUSH ON. Yes on Both Kirby and Mega Man. I will tolerate Jewish people.
 [02:27] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> lets not get into religious arguments guys
 [02:27] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have no opinion on them good or bad.
 [02:27] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I agree.
 [02:27] <+'''Solarius'''> ok
 [02:27] <@'''falsion'''> Yes, please stop bringing up politics and religion
 [02:27] <@'''falsion'''> Anyway, continue
 [02:27] <+'''knuckip'''> thanks for the advice cwc, your my hero
 [02:28] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 [02:28] <@'''vivitheg'''> As a former lesbian trying desperately to stay on the straight path, what do you recommend I should do?
 [02:28] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Thank you for answering my questions as well.
 [02:28] <+'''Solarius'''> chris do you own a BMW?
 [02:28] <+'''RocketFox'''> your advice is wise :3
 [02:28] <+'''Evang-y'''> Have you ever watched Gurren Lagann, as it is the basis for creating Simonchu when I sent him to you.
 [02:28] <+'''Knuckles'''> I own a BMW
 [02:28] <+'''Knuckles'''> :3
 [02:28] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Fill your Room with picutres of Male People, young lady; you'll eventuall become straight.
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 [02:29] <+'''Parakarry|debate'''> CWC, who do you want to win the presidential debate? By the way, are you voting?
 [02:29] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the BMW in that picture before is my mother's BMW; I drive a [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]].
 [02:29] <@'''vivitheg'''> Well, my room has been full of pictures with guys...for years.
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 [02:29] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> he already answered he's voting mccain
 [02:29] <+'''Evang-y'''> He already said who he was voting for. Don't ask about politics
 [02:29] <+'''SonichuGal'''> NO POLITICS HERE.
 [02:29] <+'''Robotnik'''> Enough with the politics.
 [02:29] <+'''Parakarry|debate'''> I'm sorry. I don't pay attention to the IRC chat all day :(
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 [02:29] <+'''Parakarry|debate'''> I am very busy ..
 [02:29] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> vivitheg, didn't I talk to you about that earlier?
 [02:29] <+'''Evang-y'''> Can I request that political questions result in kicks?
 [02:29] <@'''vivitheg'''> Yes, I believe you did. But that was before I decided to take the straight path
 [02:29] <+'''Evang-y'''> It is a tiresome subject. I want to hear about Sonichu!
 [02:29] <@'''vivitheg'''> It's been a rough month.
 [02:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You may ask, and I don't know about that.
 [02:30] <+'''Knuckles'''> vivi can't stop thinking about vaginas
 [02:30] <@'''vivitheg'''> I mean, I try hard to find guys attractive but...it just doesn't work
 [02:30] <+'''concreteman'''> Has the mammoth flown for you, Vivi?
 [02:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> lol
 [02:30] <@'''vivitheg'''> Yeah.
 [02:30] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> chris what do you think about Katy Perry?? she seems to encourage fans to go away from the straight path
 [02:30] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Boy for girl and girl for boy!
 [02:30] <+'''RocketFox'''> Chris I need advice :<
 [02:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> one moment, I'm thinking...
 [02:31] <+'''RocketFox'''> okay
 [02:31] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Vivi, just continue CONCENTRATING FULLY ON MEN. RocketFox, what else concerns you? and I dont' know who Katy Perry is, and I don't think it's appropriate at the moment, if she is a s l u t.
 [02:32] <+'''Evang-y'''> Seriously though, have you ever watched Gurren Lagann? I think you'd like it a lot as Simon is all about drilling a straight path for the future of society and staying straight himself
 [02:32] <@'''vivitheg'''> Thank you Chris, I will try.
 [02:32] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> katy perry is a pop singer with a hit song called "I Kissed a Girl"
 [02:32] <+'''RocketFox'''> My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
 [02:32] <+'''Knuckles'''> Chris, what makes homosexuality so wrong? If something makes you happen, you should pursue it, right?
 [02:32] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, I'm sorry; my mistake.
 [02:32] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Sheesh, Chris has been over this.
 [02:32] <+'''SonichuGal'''> BOY FOR GIRL AND GIRL FOR BOY.
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 [02:32] <+'''Robotnik'''> I could use some advice, as well.
 [02:33] <+'''SonichuGal'''> The big man upstairs is disturbed by homosexuality.
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 [02:33] <+'''Evang-y'''> Chris-chan is quite good with advice, but if I may, I'd reccommend keeping it Sonichu related.
 [02:33] <+'''Robotnik'''> It was about getting a girlfriend.
 [02:33] <+'''Evang-y'''> He can give great advice but he can only do so much at a time!
 [02:33] <+'''Evang-y'''> Not that I should speak for him, but.
 [02:33] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK [[Alcohol]] yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.
 [02:33] <+'''Robotnik'''> Alright. If he doesn't reall want to, that's fine.
 [02:34] <+'''RocketFox'''> thanks chris ^^; /hug
 [02:34] <+'''Knuckles'''> I have AIDS ):
 [02:34] <+'''knuckip'''> could you post the lyrics to "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]"? it's really catchy
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 [02:34] <+'''concreteman'''> CWC, what if RocketFox did heroin?
 [02:34] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, pass it on to a monkey, Kuckles.
 [02:34] <+'''concreteman'''> I heard that's pretty okay.
 [02:34] <@'''vivitheg'''> Right now, I'm with my boyfriend on this chat and I honestly can't get aroused enough for him. My pussy isn't wet enough...
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 [02:34] <@'''vivitheg'''> It just doesn't seem to work. I'm staring very hard at his...youknowwhat...
 [02:35] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Maybe if you go to a male strip club.
 [02:35] <+'''SonichuGal'''> So you can get wet and go back to him.
 [02:35] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Like how married men go to strip clubs so they can get hard to please their wives
 [02:35] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> vivi, ask him to do a sexy dance for you; IDK right now. let him do what he thinks can help.
 [02:36] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> or go with SonichuGal's idea; just don't FALL for any one of those men.
 [02:36] <@'''vivitheg'''> There are no male strip clubs in my area...
 [02:36] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Try FALLING for YOUR MAN ONLY.
 [02:36] <+'''knuckip'''> could you look into producing a sonichu role playing game, using rpg maker?
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 [02:36] <@'''vivitheg'''> My boyfriend is doing a dance for me now. It doesn't seem to be working. In fact, I think it's having the opposite effect on me.
 [02:36] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> IDK; I may parody an RPG scenario one episode or so.
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 [02:36] <+'''Evang-y'''> Nahh, RPGs wouldn't fit Sonichu. May I make a suggestion, Chris?
 [02:37] <+'''Evang-y'''> http://www.stencyl.com/about/ When this comes out you should use it. It's built to make game-making easy.
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 [02:37] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well Vivi, just let him pleasure you his own way.
 [02:37] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> try that.
 [02:37] <+'''Evang-y'''> I'll be using it for my Own Video Game Adventure, Teff the Battle Robot.
 [02:37] <@'''vivitheg'''> Well, would it be okay if I used a strap-on on him?
 [02:37] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll conisider that, Evang-y
 [02:38] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> not right now, Vivi; not a good idea.
 [02:38] <+'''Evang-y'''> It's not out yet, as I said, but I think it'd be perfect for you to use, Christian.
 [02:38] <@'''vivitheg'''> Why would it not be a good idea? He says he would be okay with it.
 [02:38] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> you might turn him gay vivi
 [02:38] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, okay then; let him play you his way.
 [02:38] <+'''SonichuGal'''> STAY STRAIGHT!
 [02:38] <@'''PandaHalo'''> ChrisChanSonichu: Is wearing two condoms at once more affective that one condom?
 [02:38] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't think so; if anything, it's worse.
 [02:38] <+'''Knuckles'''> Chris, I saw on that ED page that you own a dildo. Say it ain't so!
 [02:39] <+'''SonichuGal'''> :(
 [02:39] <+'''Robotnik'''> It could be more of their slander.
 [02:39] <+'''Knuckles'''> I don't know.
 [02:39] <@'''falsion'''> Let's not bring up the ED page.
 [02:39] <+'''knuckip'''> you should never go to that jerkop page
 [02:39] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I got that ONLY as a Bonus Gift from AdamEve.com; I have never used it.
 [02:39] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I agree.
 [02:39] <@'''vivitheg'''> Well, my boyfriend finished...but I'm still not...done...if you know what I mean CHris.
 [02:39] <+'''Knuckles'''> What about the anal beads, Chris?
 [02:39] <+'''SonichuGal'''> That fast, vivi?
 [02:39] <@'''vivitheg'''> Yeah.
 [02:39] <+'''SonichuGal'''> That wasn't very long.
 [02:40] <@'''falsion'''> Those were a gift too. Enough.
 [02:40] <@'''vivitheg'''> It was new to him and I guess it did something for him.
 [02:40] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> same thing.
 [02:40] <@'''vivitheg'''> But for me...ugh...I'm so *@#$ing miserable
 [02:40] <@'''vivitheg'''> This boyfriend thing isn't working.
 [02:40] <@'''vivitheg'''> I...i just don't know.
 [02:40] <@'''PandaHalo'''> maybe get a sex change?
 [02:40] <@'''PandaHalo'''> and become a boy?
 [02:40] <+'''Knuckles'''> Have you ever heard of a fleshlight, Chris?
 [02:40] <@'''vivitheg'''> He's taking a shower right now.
 [02:40] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Just keep trying.
 [02:40] <@'''PandaHalo'''> that way you can be attracted to girls?
 [02:40] <+'''Robotnik'''> you could probably keep a bible at hand.
 [02:40] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm against Sex-Changing.
 [02:40] <+'''Knuckles'''> It's a pussy... in a flashlight
 [02:40] <+'''Evang-y'''> Kick Knuckles, he is flat out trolling right now
 [02:40] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> agreed
 [02:40] * '''vivitheg''' sets mode: -v '''Knuckles'''
 [02:41] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay.
 [02:41] <@'''falsion'''> Sorry, I'm watching the debates. I'm a bit distracted now.
 [02:41] <@'''falsion'''> Please continue.
 [02:41] <@'''vivitheg'''> no more...politics okay
 [02:41] <+'''Solarius'''> what are your favourite books Chris, asside from comics?
 [02:41] <@'''falsion'''> oh
 [02:41] <@'''falsion'''> sorry
 [02:41] <@'''falsion'''> that was unintentional
 [02:41] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Vivian, while he's showering, try turing yourself on, as you may have done before.
 [02:42] <@'''vivitheg'''> But my choice of...porn...would be against my original gender.
 [02:42] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have enjoyed the works of R.L. Stein.
 [02:42] <@'''vivitheg'''> Would that still be okay?
 [02:42] <+'''concreteman'''> CWC, what did you think of the classic NICKELODEON show, "Are You Afraid Of The Dark"?
 [02:42] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> is it, and I AM ONLY USING THE WORD TO ANSWER VIVI'S QUESTION, Lesbian?
 [02:42] <@'''vivitheg'''> Yes. Yes it is.
 [02:42] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I liked it.
 [02:43] <@'''falsion'''> Chris. I just wanted to ask this, back to your comics..
 [02:43] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, do you feel that your stories have taken a more adult tone over the years, and why has it changed so much in that regard?
 [02:43] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I grew up more, mentally, so it does get reflected now and the.
 [02:43] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> then
 [02:43] <+'''Robotnik'''> Did you like The Dark Knight?
 [02:43] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Christian, do you plan on attending any more anime conventions in the future? If so, do you plan on getting a table for Sonichu? I know I would totally go to a con if you were there.
 [02:43] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> did not see that.
 [02:43] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe.
 [02:43] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I'd cosplay as Rosechu if that was the case.
 [02:44] <@'''PandaHalo'''> Have you ever been outside of Virginia?
 [02:44] <@'''falsion'''> Okay, I just was wondering. Because it seems like you let other people get to you too much, and it seems to reflect in the comics.
 [02:44] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> that's a good idea '''SonichuGal'''
 [02:44] <@'''falsion'''> Before the bullies found you, the comics were a lot more innocent in a way
 [02:44] <@'''vivitheg'''> Alright, my boyfriend finished and he's going to head back home now. He says he'll try to think of something for next time.
 [02:44] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Vivi, you may watch Lesbian video, but wait for him to return to you, so he can watch it with you; he can get ideas on how to turn you on from them.
 [02:44] <@'''vivitheg'''> Well he's tried that before
 [02:44] <@'''falsion'''> But anyway, I regress
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 [02:44] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just keep trying, Vivi; it'll get started soon enough.
 [02:45] <@'''vivitheg'''> He's just...I don't know how to say it. a man...he's not a woman. he doesn't know how it works.
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 [02:45] <+'''Solarius'''> Chris I heard your babysitter abused you, what did she do that was abusive?
 [02:45] <@'''vivitheg'''> Even if he did the exact same things a woman would do, it just wouldn't...click ya know?
 [02:45] <+'''Robotnik'''> Chris, do women like facial hair?
 [02:45] <+'''Robotnik'''> I was wondering, trying to improve my attraction methods.
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 [02:45] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> only locked me in a room, alone by myself; no one else around in the room.
 [02:45] <@'''PandaHalo'''> '''Robotnik''': have you tried hanging around the mall singing to attract a boyfriend free girl?
 [02:45] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off
 [02:46] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> lol
 [02:46] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, all I'm saying is I hope you don't let the bullies get to you too much. It seems like you've been pressured to draw sexual imagery in response to the bullies as protest. But I feel as though that your earlier comics were the best.
 [02:46] <@'''falsion'''> But I still enjoy your latest works
 [02:46] <@'''falsion'''> however your stress does show
 [02:46] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I try to stay away from stress as much as possible.
 [02:46] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and ignore the bullies.
 [02:46] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Good for you, Chris!
 [02:46] <+'''knuckip'''> how do you releive stress?
 [02:46] <+'''Evang-y'''> Yeah. You're getting better with ignoring them.
 [02:47] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I gtg; the new South Park is going to start in a quarter of an hour.
 [02:47] <+'''Evang-y'''> Keep plugging away, Chris. You're our hero.
 [02:47] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> i liked in the new preview that the anti-Jimmy Hill bit was quite humourous rather than just angry :)
 [02:47] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Thanks for reminding me Chris.
 [02:47] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I <3 South Park.
 [02:47] <+'''Evang-y'''> Oh, I'm watching it too. See you, Chris-chan
 [02:47] <@'''falsion'''> As soon as you take care of them in the comic, I hope things go back to the basics, like the earlier comics
 [02:47] <@'''falsion'''> and ignoring the trolls
 [02:47] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> y'all take care and stay safe.
 [02:47] <+'''RocketFox'''> bye CWC! ^^
 [02:47] <+'''Robotnik'''> It was nice to meet you again chris :)
 [02:47] <+'''GarthCrooks'''> thanks for answering our questions Christian
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===Later===
<@'''PandaHalo'''> this is him :)
 <'''Pollyanna'''> Hehehehe
 <'''RicFlair'''> Still says thee nd of the week.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> YOU BITCH
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 <'''MayorMcCheez'''> I'm kind of new to IRC
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> after he changes his name i'll moderate the channel
 <'''Pollyanna'''> I'm downloading it first thing I get the email.
 <'''RicFlair'''> WHOOOOOOO.
 <'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey, y'all!
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +o '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 <'''Medic'''> sup sonichu!
 <'''MayorMcCheez'''> OMG Chris! How are you?
 <'''JimmyHill'''> I AM JIMMY HILL
 <'''cogsdev'''> Hey chris!
 <'''Pollyanna'''> Hello Chris.
 <'''Pollyanna'''> :)
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +b *!*@C57CCE3C.A941424C.1295013D.IP
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Okay Get out of here
 <'''avathecat'''> Hi ya all!
 * '''JimmyHill''' was kicked by '''PandaHalo''' (faker)
 <'''Whale'''> Is it really him?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm safe and well-rested.
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yes it is
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Yes it's really him
 <'''Medic'''> so chris what have you been doing all day?
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Shall we mute it again?
 * '''RicFlair''' drops jacket, elbows it.
 <'''Pollyanna'''> I wonder if Chris every played the Mother games?
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i think mute if it things get outta hand
 <'''avathecat'''> Chris, what is your favourite song at this moment?
 <'''avathecat'''> The 'theme tune' of CWCville?
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 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and then get people to PM requests to be voiced
 <'''strat0s'''> that Java applet is broken.
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 <'''Paul_Pocher'''> Excuse me, ChrisChan. Could I interview you? I'm an editor for CULTure magazine.
 <'''MajorIronwood'''> When will the rest of the new issue be out Chris?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've been taking it easy today. I don't have a theme song for Cwcville yet.
 <'''Paul_Pocher'''> Excuse me, ChrisChan. Could I interview you? I'm an editor for CULTure magazine.
 <'''Medic'''> cwc what do you play on [[ps3]]?
 <'''RicFlair'''> Christian, would you refer to yourself as The Man?
 <'''DeBauchery'''> Hi, I'm new here! Good to see a place where Sonichu fans can get together online.
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 <'''Whale'''> QUESTIONS
 <'''MayorMcCheez'''> CWC, do you have Soul Calibur 4, and if so who is your character?
 <'''avathecat'''> I was thinking Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant?
 <'''MajorIronwood'''> So Chris, do you think McCain will win this years election?
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 <'''Whale'''> What kind of toothpaste do you use?
 <'''Bluecheese'''> good song
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> 4One question at a time plz guys
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I play a lot of games on PS3; Guitar Hero, Sonic, Soul Calibur IV.
 <'''Medic'''> chris would be awesome at team fortress
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 <'''RicFlair'''> Wait...Sonic 2006?
 <'''Bluecheese'''> yikes
 <'''Pollyanna'''> I bet he'd love Mother.
 <'''avathecat'''> 'Walk on down to Electric Hedgehog Avenue, Sonichu will kick your ass in CWCville and then get you high!
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't call myself "The Man"; I'm the same as most other people.
 <'''Balci'''> IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ONCE HAD A JOB AT WENDYS CHRIS CHAN
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 <'''RicFlair'''> Because in order to be the Man...you've gotta beat the man.
 <'''avathecat'''> Or be the Man
 <'''RocketFox'''> Team Fortress 2 is so funny xD;
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +m
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> alright guys, if you want voice, pm me for it
 <@'''falsion'''> Quiet, Chris is here. Enough chit chat. It's question time
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> or vivi
 <@'''vivitheg'''> So Chris, I called up my girl friend last night after my boyfriend left and one thing led to another...
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> or falsion
 <@'''vivitheg'''> I...can't keep on the straight path.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Is there any way I can still be off the path yet still be in God's grace?
 <@'''vivitheg'''> I mean it wasn't anything I swear it!
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I did have a job at [[Wendys]], but that was long ago.
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 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''MayorMcCheez'''
 <+'''RocketFox'''> Chris, when you have time, I have another question about your comic characters ^-^;;
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you miss working at wendys?
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Chris, I'm writing a Sonichu fan fiction, is it OK to send it to you for feedback after I've finished it?
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 <@'''falsion'''> Did we lose Chris?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, Vivian, I think it is a good idea for you to ease into it. and not to be offensive, but you can try a menage-a-troi between the gal-friend and your boyfriend. See how that works out.
 <@'''falsion'''> ok n/m
 <@'''vivitheg'''> You won't believe the things I've done Chris.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> They're unspeakable not to offend anyone.
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 <+'''RocketFox'''> drinking? ;o;
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> '''ChrisChanSonichu''': would you want a threesome with your sweetheart and a gal pal?
 <@'''vivitheg'''> But to ease myself into another...path...it hasn't worked before.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't really miss working at Wendys as much as my Fridays at the Pokemon TCG League at [[The Game Place]].
 <@'''vivitheg'''> It's never worked. I guess I was never meant for it.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> I'm going to Hell aren't I?
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 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> do you go to church, Vivian?
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 <@'''vivitheg'''> No. As I've said before Daoism.
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 <@'''vivitheg'''> But unfortunately, it's so ancient that the rules of sexuality never applied and that falls under realms of other religions.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Which many have said I will go to Hell.
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''RicFlair'''
 <@'''vivitheg'''> I mean, today at school, I was handed a booklet with the New Testament and I asked him what I should do.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> He told me there's nothing he could do, only I could help myself.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> I had to get to class but...it...it just pains me to know that I'm all alone in my endeavor.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> he's right; you can only help yourself.
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Do you ever plan on going back to the Pokemon TCG League?
 <@'''vivitheg'''> It's impossible for me to just stay straight.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> There are some things CHris.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> That are.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You have to believe in yourself, Vivian.
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 <@'''vivitheg'''> Believing isn't enough CHris.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> you have to think to yourself repeatedly that you can change for the better.
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I agree with chris. Just believe in yourself and you'll be OK
 <@'''falsion'''> Chris, I tried to ask a girl out and she said she has a boyfriend. But I looked her myspace up online and it turns out she was lying. Is there any way I can get her to say yes to maybe a date with me?
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you think I not do that?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it's Mind Over Matter.
 <+'''RicFlair'''> Chris, what's your favorite TV show?
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> I have a question for ChristianChandler. I saw a video titled 'proof' on youtube. Have you seen it yet?
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 <@'''vivitheg'''> Enough about my personal problems, it's okay CHris thanks for trying. I'll see you in heaven while I dwell in hell, thx chris
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just continue trying to get it on with your man again and again; you will soon feel the more positive change.
 <+'''RocketFox'''> I saw that video too, I hope it's fakeee ;3;
 <+'''RicFlair'''> I like Cory in the House.
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> I dont think it is fake :(
 <@'''falsion'''> Chris, what do you think about my situation. Your advice please.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I like "[[Family Guy]]"
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Who is your fave family guy character?
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''Pollyanna'''
 <+'''RicFlair'''> Do you like sports.
 <@'''vivitheg'''> Chris, what did you think about the newest [[South Park]]? I thought it was pretty awesome the way Wendy [[Kick the Autistic|kicked]] Cartman's ass.
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> one question at a time >:O
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ffs
 <@'''falsion'''> Everyone one at a time
 <+'''Pollyanna'''> I loved the new episode.
 <@'''falsion'''> don't step over my question
 <+'''RicFlair'''> I haven't seen it, I'm recording the replay. Sorry.
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: -v '''RicFlair'''
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> my favorite character is [[Meg Griffin|Megan Marie Griffin]]. I enjoyed the [[South Park]] episode.
 <+'''Pollyanna'''> I like Herbert
 <+'''Pollyanna'''> I can do a good imitation of him.
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 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't like Herbert.
 <+'''RocketFox'''> I like Family Guy because I live in New England xDD
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: -v '''Pollyanna'''
 <@'''falsion'''> Chris, did you read my earlier question? I would like your advice, if possible.
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: -v '''RocketFox'''
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> Christian, I'll repeat my earlier question. Have you seen the video on youtube called Proof where they show that they have your medallions? And that you lied to us, your fans :(
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Well, '''falsion''', you can either try again and again with this woman, or you can move on and find another to ask out.
 <@'''falsion'''> i'll repeat my question
 <@'''falsion'''> oh n/m
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have not seen that video, and I do not care to see any videos that may likely cause [[stress]].
 <@'''falsion'''> yeah
 <@'''falsion'''> But all the women I try to talk to say they have boyfriends
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> Did blanca really send back the sonichu medallion?
 <@'''falsion'''> but usually are lying
 <@'''falsion'''> why is this? :(
 <@'''Physaris'''> CWC, do you likw the band Rush?
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 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, '''falsion''', it depends, how do you approach or talk to women?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Rush is okay.
 <@'''falsion'''> I usually say something like do angels like you have names?
 <@'''falsion'''> something silly like that
 <@'''falsion'''> never works though
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> did you start by saying "Hello"?
 <@'''falsion'''> well, yeah
 <@'''falsion'''> but still they give me that i have a boyfrien excuse
 <@'''falsion'''> boyfriend*
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> maybe you're too ugly
 <@'''falsion'''> hey... come on
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> try loosing some weight
 <@'''Physaris'''> CWC, you should post your recipies for you Soulcalibur 4 characters
 <@'''falsion'''> dude seriously
 <@'''falsion'''> i'm not ugly
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, don't start with a flirt line like that; find some COMMON ground with the woman. like for example, "It's a beautiful day today, I'm thinking of taking a stroll in the park."
 * '''vivitheg''' sets mode: +v '''RocketFox'''
 <+'''Guest_'''> Go to a bar or something
 <@'''PandaHalo'''> change name guest
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> or, look at the woman and find something about her that you can comment or compliment on.
 <@'''falsion'''> I tried that once, it didn't really work. I think they have something against me personally
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 <@'''falsion'''> maybe it's because I wear this nintendo shirt in public or something
 <+'''RocketFox'''> Chris, since October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, and Rosechu is a feminist, I think you should make a drawing or comic on breast cancer awareness. :3
 * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: -v '''SALVIAAAAA'''
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, don't sweat it; all you can do is try to start a general conversation with the woman.
 <@'''falsion'''> yeah i guess so
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll consider a Breast Cancer issued comic area.
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> Dear Christian. If I came to Virginia and wanted to have sex with you (I'm a very hot sexy 21 year old), would you have sex with me?
 <@'''falsion'''> er..
 <+'''RocketFox'''> Yay! :3 Thanks Chris. I'll be quiet noww
 <@'''falsion'''> what kind of question is that?
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Chris, can you give us a little description of your Little Big Plant level? Maybe a little something to hype us up for its release?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry, '''SunshineRosechu'''; I'm saving myself for my True Sweetheart; [[Mailbag 53#So much for true love|no random one-night flings]].
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 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the level has switches and a smooth flow of events pertaining to Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin.
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 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> are there any original illustrations by you in it?
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> Dear Christian: If you and your true sweetheart were having sex, would you consider dressing up like [[sonichu]] and [[rosechu]] while doing it and 'roleplaying'?
 <@'''falsion'''> Chris, what is your thoughts on online dating? Does it work? Also, how do you deal with the loneliness and "apartness" of a long distance relationship, you know, not being able to be with the person you consider your sweetheart?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> A Super Sonic crashes onto Pikachu's head; Pikachu disappears, a rainbow with the unconsious Pikachu turned Sonichu on the beginning of it drops, and at the other end of the rainbow is the Raichu, that disappears to reveal Rosechu.
 <@'''falsion'''> i mean apart from phone or text
 <@'''falsion'''> rather than in person
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> sometimes online dating works.
 <@'''Physaris'''> Will the Sackboy be dressed like you or Sonichu?
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 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just be sure to have Video Chatted with eacher
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> cool, thanks Chris! I can't wait! It sounds so awsome!
 <+'''RocketFox'''> Also, I've found some Sonichu images used on Facebook applications, is this OK by you, Chris? ^^;
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 <@'''falsion'''> Does it get lonely though being so far apart?
 <@'''falsion'''> rather than in person
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll try to make my Sackboy Sonichu-Style (depending on what's avilable in the Final Official Game Disc).
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> sometimes.
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> Dear Christian: If you and your true sweetheart were having sex, would you consider dressing up like sonichu and rosechu while doing it and 'roleplaying'?
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and, '''RocketFox''', I'm not sure.
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe; it depends on if we had costumes made up or whatever.
 <+'''SunshineRosechu'''> if you did have costumes made up? from like halloween or something?
 <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Chris, have you ever seen the anime Rozen Maiden?
 <+'''RocketFox'''> that is called fursuiting, I'm a furry myself ^^;
 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, and no.

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 [20:02] <@'''PandaHalo'''> serve god? how could that be wrong?
 [20:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I disagree with [[Chris and sex#Is Chris asexual?|asexualism]], and falsion would HAVE TO REALLY commit himself to become a priest.
 [20:02] <@'''falsion'''> yeah, I guess you're right
 [20:02] * +'''SunshineRosechu''' (~Guest@Rizon-BED36744.ip.adam.com.au) Quit (Quit: '''SunshineRosechu''')
 [20:02] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just don't give up; you'll find your woman.
 [20:02] * '''PandaHalo''' sets mode: +v '''SonichuGal'''
 [20:03] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Hi guys! Hi Chris!
 [20:03] <@'''Physaris'''> CWC, are you going to post the Create A Soul recipies for you custom SoulCalbur 4 characters?
 [20:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hey. :)
 [20:03] <+'''RocketFox'''> I know a lesbian priest, she is part of the Episcopal church >-,;; they let homosexuals marry
 [20:03] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Have you played Megaman 9 yet Chris?
 [20:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I may.
 [20:03] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [20:04] <@'''falsion'''> '''ElectroZap''' has a question
 [20:04] * '''falsion''' sets mode: +v '''ElectroZap'''
 [20:04] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> what did you think of it?
 [20:04] <+'''ElectroZap'''> Yes I'm wondering what you think of this, Chris.
 [20:04] <+'''ElectroZap'''> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
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 [20:04] <+'''ElectroZap'''> I would disagree with you that homosexuality is unnatural, based on this. My best friend in college was very much a christian, but gay.
 [20:05] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I DISAGREE WITH THAT.
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 [20:05] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I don't think you can be Christian AND gay
 [20:05] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> or else you're shirking some of the responsibilities of being a Christian
 [20:05] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I agree with '''MayorMcCheez'''
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 [20:06] <+'''ElectroZap'''> Why would God be against something that occurs in nature though
 [20:06] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> it's a test of your faith
 [20:06] <+'''SonichuGal'''> That's the naturalist fallacy though too.
 [20:06] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Just because something occurs in nature doesn't make it right.
 [20:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> those animals are not totally holy.
 [20:06] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [20:06] <+'''ElectroZap'''> It's not when the argument is that homosexuality is unnatural
 [20:06] <+'''ElectroZap'''> Can you think any actual reason why homosexuality is wrong?
 [20:06] <+'''ElectroZap'''> You know in Leviticus
 [20:07] <+'''ElectroZap'''> Where it says "shall not lay with a man as you woudl lay with a woman"
 [20:07] <+'''ElectroZap'''> It also tells you not to wear a cotton polyester mix?
 [20:07] <+'''ElectroZap'''> That one really took be aback.
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 [20:07] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> aside from the bible outright saying it's wrong
 [20:07] <@'''falsion'''> chris if you don't want to talk about this any further, that is okay
 [20:07] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I think it's wrong because sex is about recreation
 [20:08] <+'''ElectroZap'''> Homosexuality is not just about sex, Mayor.
 [20:08] <+'''RocketFox'''> because God doesn't like it -_-;
 [20:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> let's not talk about this anymore.
 [20:08] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I have a question on a lighter subject.
 [20:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay
 [20:08] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Do you prefer panties, thongs, or something else on a woman?
 [20:08] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no preference right now
 [20:08] <+'''ElectroZap'''> I think then, Chris, you should reassess your beliefs, because I don't think you know why it is wrong, only other people have told you. Please consider what i've said.
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 [20:09] <@'''falsion'''> sorry i got disconnected
 [20:09] <@'''falsion'''> where were we?
 [20:10] <@'''Physaris'''> CWC, you don't seem to like the Xbox 360, care to elaborate a reason?
 [20:10] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I just do not like XBox
 [20:10] <@'''falsion'''> No specific reason? Lack of games, something like that?
 [20:11] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> you like the wii, though, right?
 [20:11] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [20:11] <@'''Physaris'''> I used to not like the Xbox til I got a 360
 [20:11] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> why did you get one if you didn't like it?
 [20:11] <@'''Physaris'''> I love my 360
 [20:11] <+'''RocketFox'''> My brother has one D:
 [20:11] <@'''Physaris'''> My ex bought me mine
 [20:11] <@'''Physaris'''> :D
 [20:12] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I really want to get a PS3 so I can play your level, chris, but I don't have the money right now
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 [20:12] <+'''RocketFox'''> did you see the video of the guys smashing the hexbox?
 [20:12] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> save up; it is well worth it
 [20:12] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no
 [20:12] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, is it possible for people to illegally download Little Big Planet to the Wii or Xbox? I thought that was impossible.
 [20:13] <@'''Physaris'''> Do you own Rock Band?
 [20:13] <+'''RocketFox'''> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFcz0FmGiLc guys smashing the xbox360, you should bookmark it for later
 [20:13] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it is possible, '''falsion''', and It Is Wrong. I have PS3 Rock Band.
 [20:13] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, Parakarry wants to know if you have played the game "Spore" for PC?
 [20:14] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll watch it later
 [20:14] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no
 [20:14] <@'''falsion'''> Hmm... but PS3 uses cell specific machine code. It wouldn't run on the Wii or 360
 [20:14] <@'''falsion'''> strange...
 [20:15] <@'''falsion'''> anyway, any other questions?
 [20:15] <@'''falsion'''> anyone?
 [20:15] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, any more questions?
 [20:15] <@'''falsion'''> "'''Knuckles'''" wants to know why you haven't had a job in such a long time and what's been keeping you from having one?
 [20:16] <@'''falsion'''> '''Parakarry''' asks what's your favorite game genre
 [20:16] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hardly anyone's hiring right now.
 [20:16] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I get by from what I get from my autism.
 [20:17] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, I'm getting a lot of questions asking why you don't accept friend requests on PSN
 [20:17] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Chris I am working on a Sonichu fan game
 [20:17] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> adventure or puzzle
 [20:17] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> adventure
 [20:17] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I'm using a program called ZZT for the base version
 [20:17] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> good; send me a copy or link so I can play the finished version.
 [20:17] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> ok, I'm just starting to write it right now
 [20:17] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> I'll keep you posted on the progress as I get along
 [20:17] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> good
 [20:18] <@'''falsion'''> sorry i'm being bombarded with questions right now
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 [20:18] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> cool. I hope you'll like it
 [20:18] <@'''falsion'''> <Guest_> Does he read other people's webcomics, if so, what're his favorites?
 [20:19] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have read fan comics, and I really like '''PandaHalo''''s work. :)
 [20:19] <@'''falsion'''> where are the other moderators i'm being overrun with questions
 [20:20] <@'''falsion'''> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
 [20:20] <@'''falsion'''> hmm
 [20:20] <@'''vivitheg'''> I'm back.
 [20:20] <@'''falsion'''> vivi, help me out here
 [20:21] <@'''falsion'''> alright
 [20:21] <@'''falsion'''> uh..
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 [20:21] <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you have a Stickam account, Chris?
 [20:21] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> stickam?
 [20:22] <@'''falsion'''> Yeah, it's this thing where you can talk on webcam
 [20:22] <@'''falsion'''> like a chat like this
 [20:22] <@'''falsion'''> but with webcams
 [20:22] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not.
 [20:23] <@'''vivitheg'''> Refer questions to me, I'll screen and ask them.
 [20:23] <@'''vivitheg'''> And now I expect to be flooded with requests. So many CWC fans!
 [20:23] <@'''falsion'''> I'll try to help too, but I'm not very good at this.
 [20:23] <@'''vivitheg'''> What do you think of the 3d animations on Youtube Chris?
 [20:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they are excellent, but I have talked to the animator on correcting Sonichu's lines.
 [20:24] <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you play the Earthbound or Mother series?
 [20:24] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no
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 [20:24] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, what do you think about the new Sonic game for the Wii? The one where he has a sword?
 [20:24] <@'''falsion'''> '''PandaHalo''', wb. please help us out here lol
 [20:24] <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you have a friend code for the new Pokemon DS games?
 [20:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm looking forward to that, as well as Sonic Unleashed.
 [20:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 [20:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> diamond/pearl
 [20:25] <@'''vivitheg'''> Some people would like to trade with you Chris
 [20:25] <@'''vivitheg'''> Or battle
 [20:25] <@'''falsion'''> '''ChrisChanSonichu''', do you play Smash Bros. Brawl? If so, do you have a friend code for that as well?
 [20:25] <@'''PandaHalo'''> I have a shiny pikachu and a shiny mudkip if you want them chris :)
 [20:25] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, I'm not on my DS as much as I used to be. yes and yes.
 [20:26] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> who are your favorite brawl characters?
 [20:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, Cassandra, I'll consider trading with you for one or the other later.
 [20:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sonic and Link
 [20:26] <@'''falsion'''> Do you like the Zelda games?
 [20:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 [20:26] <@'''falsion'''> Which one is your favorite?
 [20:26] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> Cool, Link is my favorite too!
 [20:26] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I guess Ocarina of Time
 [20:27] <@'''falsion'''> good choice. i agree
 [20:27] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I remember waiting 2 hours in line when Orcania of Time came out.
 [20:27] <@'''vivitheg'''> A concerned gay fan would like to know despite you wanting them to stay on the straight path, do you support to killings of gay and lesbian members of society?
 [20:27] <+'''RocketFox'''> when did it come out? I'm only 11 :<
 [20:27] <@'''falsion'''> Like they do in mid eastern countries
 [20:27] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> killing is wrong.
 [20:28] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Ocarina of Time came out on N64 YEARS AGO.
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 [20:28] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> have you ever played this fanmade sonic game? http://www.srb2.org/
 [20:28] <@'''vivitheg'''> Chris, have you watched Captain N?
 [20:28] <@'''falsion'''> What is your opinion on war though? Is it never justified, or is it justified in case of self defense?
 [20:28] <@'''falsion'''> Since killing is indeed wrong...
 [20:28] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no, yes, I do not care for war.
 [20:29] <+'''SonichuGal'''> I think Orcania of Time came out like 10 years ago.
 [20:29] <+'''SonichuGal'''> Yeah, November 1998.
 [20:29] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that sounds right.
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 [20:29] <+'''RocketFox'''> omg I was 1 when it was out D: anyway speaking of youngness
 [20:29] <+'''RocketFox'''> will there be more Sonee's and Rosee's?
 [20:29] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, have you ever played any FPS (first person shooter games) and if so, which is your favorite?
 [20:29] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> 1 That makes me feel old
 [20:29] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have the re-released version of Ocarina of Time on Gamecube.
 [20:29] <+'''SonichuGal'''> OMG me too!
 [20:29] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> maybe, yes, Metroid Prime Hunters.
 [20:30] <@'''vivitheg'''> Chris, what would you do if a gay fan was coming on too strongly to you?
 [20:30] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> how much weight can you benchpress?
 [20:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't know.
 [20:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but I am strong.
 [20:30] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've never benchpressed.
 [20:31] <+'''MayorMcCheez'''> oh ok
 [20:31] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have lifted weights and trained myself at the YMCA while I was living in Chesterfield County.
 [20:31] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll take ONE MORE QUESTION.
 [20:31] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> then I want to go rest my head for a short while.
 [20:32] <@'''vivitheg'''> Why do you still hate [[Mary Lee Walsh]] (a former member of PVCC)
 [20:32] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> former? what happened to her?
 [20:32] <@'''vivitheg'''> They will not reply.
 [20:32] <@'''vivitheg'''> I assume something terrible had happened to them.
 [20:33] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> anyway, because she got in my way and thwarted my earliest attemts in my Sweetheart Search, and she made it plainly obvious that Virgina is for Virgins; Not Lovers.
 [20:34] <@'''falsion'''> Chris, just one thing I would like to know. I was just wondering what it means when someone has been loitering? I mean, a bunch of security guards kicked me out of the mall and said I was loitering. I assume the same thing has happened to you, I was just wonder what the heck is loitering?
 [20:34] <@'''vivitheg'''> I should copy and paste directly, they wanted to know why STILL
 [20:34] <@'''vivitheg'''> after many years had gone by
 [20:34] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, frankly, I just never got along with that old bat.
 [20:35] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> in the first place.
 [20:35] <@'''vivitheg'''> Well, according to google. She seems to be nice.
 [20:35] <@'''vivitheg'''> I mean she wrote a book apparently.
 [20:35] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that's ONE opinion.
 [20:35] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> anyway, it's been fun; I'll join the chatroom again next time.
 [20:35] <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> until then, take care and stay safe, and thank y'all for your support.
 [20:35] <@'''falsion'''> alright, later then
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{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}
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! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|300px]]
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! colspan="2" |Jacklyn Romy
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| '''Nickname'''
| Jackie
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| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[1987]]
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
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| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
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| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
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| '''Occupation(s)'''
Magazine editor
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'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free <s>girl</s>]] [[troll]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his [[sweetheart]] from [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in February 2012, he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that April after a number of private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Chris's portrait.]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build]], [[Fangs|straight teeth]], and a [[Chris_and_health#Dental_health|good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship''' 
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy''' 
Eyes: '''Hazel''' 
Height: '''5' 03"''' 
Hair Type: '''Red''' 
Age: '''22''' 
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''Unitarian''' 
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky''' 
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville''' 
City: '''Charlottesville''' 
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''Reading, [[Hanky panky|Sex]], Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Fashion Square Mall|Shopping]], Biking, Frisbee Golf''' 
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[bigotry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[Chris and art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

== The relationship in full bloom ==
''Main article:'' [[Jackie Chat 1|Jackie Chats]]
{{quote|You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were jerkin' and watchin'.|Chris, describing one of the scenes.}}

By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and honest content. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the male genitalia on their onlookers(at one point claiming that a puddle of semen counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]].

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==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).

==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. He later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

==Oops!... He Did It Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.

==Oops!... He Did It Yet Again==

On 12 [[November 2011]], the album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] was leaked to the public; it was intriguing to many, because, while its main theme was Chris's [[Tomgirl]] lifestyle, adopted by him in the early 2011, Jackie is also mentioned in various songs, and at the moment of its public release it was commonly thought that they weren't communicating with each other since November 2010. However, on 24 [[February 2012]], [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] released a number of videos from [[August 2011]] that Chris made for Jackie. These included [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. While it was irrefutable proof that they were in contact back then, no correspondence between them was known to the public until 27 April 2013, when Chris's email from 5 August 2011 was posted on [[CWCki Forums]], and 6 May 2013, when [[Jackie E-mails 24|a whole set of emails]] was leaked there. Judging by them, Jackie resumed contact with him on 7 December 2010. The emails aren't later than 5 August 2011, however leaked screencaps of his private [[Facebook]] posts from February 2012 reveal that he was still in some contact with her and hoping that they may get back together.

In the middle of April, Chris removed Jackie from his Friends on [[Facebook]]; the reason is unknown, though it has been speculated that it was the result of [[February_2012|a flood of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie]] being leaked onto the internet.

During May, however, Jackie got back on Chris' good side and was subsequently re-friended on the site, proving that Chris is ''terribly'' gullible when it comes to [[china]]. However, since then, she has never be heard of again.

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