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Sonichu 7 Official Videobook

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[[Image:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|thumb|300px|right|''Sonichu 7'']]
'''''Sonichu'' 7 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. He started uploading these videos on 18 [[September 2009]].

*In Episode 15, the [[Third Date]] Rule is confirmed!
{{quote|WEEHEE! YA-HEY!|Bionic}}
*In Episode 16, Chris continues to deny responsibility for his actions and blames everything on [[4-cent_garbage.com]].

==Episode 15==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 15: Time for a Ball
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gzw42oSt-2M}}
| Stardate = 18 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_15|15]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[CWC]], [[Megchan]], [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], [[Megagi]], [[Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Sammy]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 14| Episode 14 Part 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 16| Episode 16]]
}}

===Transcript===

Okay, now for out next segment: Book Number Seven.

[''sigh''] Once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17th, [[2000]], by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu comics except that of myself that may seen similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. And uh, couple of characters in the issue were originally thought up by Megan Schrd- thought up or draw by [[Megan Schroeder]].

Anyway, here is the cover of Book Number Seven. Yep, time travel episode. With all the vintage photographs in the background. I put this together myself on the computer. Here's some of the original drawings for the front cover. Ok, moving on.

====Episode 15: Time for a Ball====

[[Manchester High School]], November 2nd, [[2007]]. Hmm. [[Bionic]] is shooting baskets while Meg-uh, [[Meg-chan]] and I were, uh, hanging around and [[Sonichu]] and [[Magi-chan]] are nearby searching for next [[Chaotic Crystal]].

Anyway, Bionic says "Ah, Meg-chan, I wanna thank you for hooking me up with Megagi. The first date was goood. We have fun and she called me for a second date. I'm happy."

:"Well, that's no problem, Bionic, I'm glad thing are working with both of you."

And I am thinking "Ahh, Meg-chan, she is truly a sweet [[gal-pal]]. How I yearn to hug her, unfortunaly she'll only let me hold her hand now. And then, maybe time will- hmm- hmm. Oh well, I'm still happy to have her as my sweet friend."

[[Megagi]] enter-enters, and call Bionic, she says "Hey, B-hog! Are you ready for paintball and love potion? Hehe, I'm rarin' for a big mess! Maybe if you're lucky, I'll let you... kiss me at the end! Hehe!"

:"Awwwwwwwyeaaaaah! A kiss after this date, and then after the third: WEEHEE, YA-HEY!"

:"Come on, ten-hut!"

:"I'm coming!"

:"Uh, good for you, Bionic. HEH."

:"You smell good, what is that?"

:"Oh, just me with strawberries, hehe."

And then that just pulls me a momentary misery of reminding.

:[''thinking''] Great. Remind me I'm a frustrated virgin. Why not invite Slaweel Ryam with a sledge hammer to smash my heart again?"

:"Chris, are you ok?"

And she- and Meg-chan grabs my hand. And I am reminded that oh yeah, I have my sweet friend here.

:"Uh, you look like you are about to cry or something. Was something in the matter?"

:"Uh, only a minor irritation, Thank you, Meg-chan, I feel better."

:[''thinking''] Oh, wow, he's closing on me be da bi duu too much! "Oh, wa, HEY! Uh, let's go see what Magi-chan and Sonichu have learned in their search! What are they doing over there?"

Heh! Heh!

:[''thinking''] Aww, she had a little too much excitement, so she changed the subject! SO CUTE! She cares about me!

Meanwhile, Sonichu and Magi-chan, talking and, Sonichu has the first Chaotic Crystal, and he is saying "Well, I'm getting a strong reading from this crystal, but I don't see number five anywhere. Are you getting any psywaves of energy?"

:"Hmm. I am detecting the energy of the next crystal, yet I'm sensing another person's Deja Vu moment. Darkbind did say the crystals are bound- are able to scatter trought space and time. It has to be in the past of this very location, the question is who came into contact with it. If we can find the person or animal who was here at that time, I can calculate the precise date and second of contact."

:"Well, it could't been me, I may not have existed back then yet. Or around here."

So then we both come to approach them, I go "Hey guys, what's the update?"

And then Meg-chan is thinking, "Oh wow, what a mood recovery, kinda Goku-get-em attitude!"

And Sonichu tells, uh, report us "Well, Chris, we're so close! We found that the next crystal may have gone back in time. We need to locate the person who might have..."

:"Wait, I sense something."

:"What, Magi-chan?"

:"Hnmmmmmmmmmmmm hnmmmmmm the vision is clearing up hmmmmmm ff eaaaah hnnmm Mighty the Armodillo being slammed away as the orange basketball player first emerged."

:"That's it! Approximately November 13, 1996, during a scheduled basketball pratice at 2:31:29 PM, the crystal bonked Christian Weston Chandler on his head at the exact moment that locker slammed open in his imagination!"

"Wait, that's crazy! That's only a random-access guess at best!"

:"Actually, he is correct."

:"Uh?"

:"Hmm. I remember being struck on my old bean, as I imagine Mighty reclining against a locker, as the situation was read from a Fear Street novel from my favorite author, R.L. Stein. That moment, at random, the locker room door slammed open, and Bionic the Hedgehog entered my world. I thought it was mistakenly thrown basketball. Hmm. This corrects my, that theory."

Anyways, yeah, I used to, I take, take, take the Sonic the Hedgehog characters and whatnot. Even sometimes myself uses characters in the stories I read'em, I read the Goosebumps books and whatnot. Even in... ah shoot, I forget the name of that other book I read that I like. Anyway.

:"Hnm. I feel as silly as the time that I temporary gained weight, became stupid and went to watch television at Ghost Command."

And I pretty much had to library this way because I had to use someone to parody, to be a parody of Peter Griffin, but could not use his real name of character. So anyway, "Seth McFarlane, here is a silly sketch idea for a family episode- a Family Guy episode I fully approve for you to use as see fit."

Coming up in just a moment. Right about... now.

[''silly sound effects'']

:"Ehh, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me!"

:"Hehe, I'm the skelevision, I gotta use the can top! Uh, sorry, I got here first, this here is occupied."

:"Ah, here is a can! Hnm. Wonder what these buttons do!"

[''sound effects''] [''Filmation Ghostbusters Theme''] Let's go, Ghostbusters! Let's go! Let's go!

Sorry, this scene was omitted- to gross and silly.

[''theme continues'']

:"UAAAAH!! [''PFF-PFF-PFF-PFF'']

:"OWWWW MY AXELS! I knew this weight would be too much for me one day!"

:"Oh boy. This is not the bathroom. Oops. Ehehehe."

Anyway, back away from the scenery, that's the end of that show- bit, anyway. Moving on.

:"That's settled, I can ensphere you, me and Sonichu, and take the three of us counter-clockwise around the world, thus sending us back in time. But we have to keep in mind that there was a change made, it can change or present and future."

:"Hmm. I agree. But we have to get the crystal for the sake of my sis-"

:"Erm, exucese me! Hmm. Eh, is it possible that I may keep this outfit? It's hard to find clothes that fit."

:"Huh. Oh, sure, no, no problem, Sammy, Sam. We may need you for another sketch in the future. Anyway, I mean, if we are doing a Family Guy parody. Anyway, your medal was not only built bigger that the original, while it was painted with the- with the words on the back, it lacks the additional writings and symbols and shrinky-dinks, that there is, there, as mine does. So there is no mistaking yours for mine, so go ahead, you take care and have a safe day."

:"Ehh, neat, thanks! I'll see you later, I'm gonna go find Peter and gonna go hanging with him for a little while. We'll go get some drinks! EHEHEHEHEH!"

Hmm. Uh? [''PSHIIU''] Magi-chan creates a sphere around me, Sonichu and himself. Whoa! Inside the sphere, we're, he is talking to us telepathically.

"Hmm. Viewing from the inside in, this psychic orb is invisible, and so are we three, as long as we stay within it. Sonichu, run backwars."

:"Uh, why? Ok, why?"

:"To revolve the sphere in reverse and go back in time."

:"Ah! Yes sir, I'm going backwards!" [''FSHIUU-PIUSH'']

And we go backward in time. Meanwhile, nearby, a female gal-pal, an old high-school gal-pal of mine is searching the web on a lap-top. [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|And she finds something that surprises her.]]

:"Oh my god, Chris! This is s- staggering!"

Stay tune for the next part of this episode!

==Episode 16==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Time Hogs
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Hn_-f-WT22k}}{{#ev:youtube|MPMpzd8IBjc}}
| Stardate = 18 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Chris]]
| Episode = [[Episode_15#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|16]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[CWC]], [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)|Cartoon Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan]], Young Chris, [[Joseph_Herring|Joe]], [[Rosechu]], [[ScotPalazzo]], [[Slaweel_Ryam|Slaweel]], and [[Count_Graduon| Count Graduon]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#Episode 15| Episode 15]]
| next = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#KCWC_Special| KCWC Special]]
}}

===Transcript Part One===
[NARRATOR]: Alright Episode Sixteen: Time Hogs. So the three of us are traveling back in time through the time dimension and it looks like we're not alone! We gotta borotic [sic] friend to bring along with us.

[ROBOT GUY]: YAHOOO! I'm going back in time to go find the treasures and bring them [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_future|back to the future]]. ''Heh huhhhhhh.''

[NARRATOR]: 'N we're just passin' by the various portals with th-of the-various states. Anyway, Sonichu starts a conversation.

[SONICHU]: [Nasally and whiny voice] So the plan is get there five mins er--five minutes earlier, we wait in the sphere t-to remain unde-tet-ive just after the crystal hits the younger Chris, I dash out 'n grab it 'n prepare to [sic] within the sphere. Nah' tha' creative, but o.k. I mean, not totally creative. But o.k.

[CHRIS]: Hmm... yes. I've often pondered the uncertainly of time travel. [Enunciation becomes compromised due to congestion] An' the idea of changin' th' pas' for. future. slash. our present. Ah've realized tha' if we're mean' t' be temper [sic] the pas' it would only go unnoticed, as if the trip bach [sic] was originally suppose' to happen in the firs' place. Like if we went bach [sic] to prevent the mishap at GET-TAR, I'd still likely have to take the punishmen' anyway. [Dejected] So poin'less.

[SONICHU] [Nasally]: Hmmm...? Oh. Yeah. I get it, Pop. Like tha--like tha' Roswell, New Mexico show episode of [[Futurama]]. [Becomes too stuffed up to speak clearly] Turns out Fry was his own grandpadder [sic]. Fricky [?] messed up! Ornd [sic] 'Bender's Big Skull' movie. Why Fry f-f-f-tried to live his messed up Y-his missed [sic] Y2K life he-he still had to live Y3K anyway. It was a good matchin' storyline, though.

[CHRIS]: Yes. I agree. Although Megan Marie Griffin strikes me more fondly, television-wise..

[MAGI-CHAN] ["Sophisticated" voice impression]: Hmmmmm. Yes.

[SONICHU] [VERY Nasally and Whiny]: HEEEEY! I wonder why Magi-chan doesn't input his thoughts into the conversation! Does he have a ca--a cat on his tongue?

[CHRIS] [Annoyed and dead panned]: You mean a cat ''got'' his tongue. And anyway he's ''concentrating'' on the sphere. [pause] It take a lot of mental power to keep it s-sound for time-travel.

[MAGI-CHAN]: [Snootily, but clearly enunciated] Uhn!. ''Thank you'' for understanding, Chris.

[NARRATOR]: Yeah. Well anyway-- [*huff!* *puff!*]

[Tire screeching to a halt sound effect]: EUUURRRRRRRRT!!

[CHRIS] [Stoically]: Stop. We've arrived.

[SONICHU] [Annoyed]: *Unff!* *Cough* Uh. Wow. A little warning next time you use psychic pre-fission-p-precision force, Magi-Chan?

[CHRIS]: Hmm. Geez, that hurts.

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. Anyway we're at Manchester High School Gym, November 13 1998, 2:26 P.M. Hmm. And look at this: the older--the younger me is walking right by the, um, [sounds like "longer"] me at this time. Heh.

[YOUNG CHRIS] [sounds like Eric Cartman]: Another day managing the varsity basketball team my freshman year. Meh. What an opportunity.

HEY YO! Whaddya know?

[JOE] [Voice is deepened, almost pleasant]: Ah. 'ay Chris. I've already filled the water bottles for our team so I'm jus' chillin' 'til the practice is over.

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. So we're just hangin' out together being, like, y'know, varsity basketball team manager buddies. Anyway. Hmm.

[YOUNG CHRIS] [Inappropriately cheerful]: You look sad, buddy! Whazzup?

[JOE]: Well, I went on the first date with mah' gal, with Lyndssy, last night. We had dinner at a good restaurant, but it turned wrong with spilled soup, tossed salad, and-[dejected] it was a mess. 'Blames me for it. When I asked her for a second date she yelled at me to get los' and slammed a door in mah' face-? I took a cold shower later that night. Cried away. *sigh!* Life sucks.

[YOUNG CHRIS] [Inappropriately]: YIKES! WELL THERE ARE A LOTTA CUTE GIRLS HERE! Like Laura Beth Dorazio the cheerleaders here [sic]. ''Mreow!'' [Creepily] She ''so'' fine. [Sing-song] ''She gunna be MINE''. Heh heh! ...Hmmm. But I'll chill wit' you, maaan. Stick together like the Three Musketeers. Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Heh heh. Those silly ducks.

[SOME JOCK] [In a faggy voice]: *Huff huff!* UH HEY JOE, I NEED MORE H20 HERE!!

[JOE]: I, J, K, L, M, N, Todd. I'll get that watah for yah'. I'll talk to yah later, man.

[YOUNG CHRIS]: 'Cool Joe. I'll be reading R.L. Stein here.

[LAURA] ["feminine" voice]: Oooh! My POM-POM! Will someone fetch it for me? HEE-HEE!

[YOUNG CHRIS]: Sure Laura! I'll fetch it for yah! Ehhhhhn hereyahgo!

[LAURA]: Oh thank you, Chris.

[NARRATOR] So I turned a few mins, I star--the youn' me star'ed readin' a book, and uh, I'm imaginin' the locker scene by the locker using Mighty the Armadillo and another female character from [[sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]] world.

[CHRIS]: Hmm. Ah... yup! When I read the Goosebumps or Fear Street [very congested] bag 'n d'day I filled each character relation role with ones f-with-with the ones wide world of Sonic the Hedgehog between the comic books, the video games, and [pause] what-whatever. Hmm.

[YOUNG CHRIS]: Too bad Sonic Extreme was a lost cause there. Oh well.

[SONICHU]: Look! You guys! The crystal's appearing!

[CHRIS]: [Ignoring Sonichu] Mmmmyes. Sometimes I'd put myself in the lead role t' train mah brain to [pronounces "visually" as "vishally"] remember what I look like in the mirror. [Remembering why he's here] Oh, the crystal's appearing?

[Crystal]: *Wheeow! Wheeow! Wheeeow!* Vrooom!

[MIGHTY]: Yeah... duh-duh-duh-duh... La-la-la-laaaa...

[Crystal/Birth of Bionic]: *WHOOP!* SHPLAAAAH! Whaaaaaan!

[NARRATOR]: Happy Birthday, [[Bionic]] the Hedgehog!

[YOUNG CHRIS]: Heh? Ehhhhhhhn!

[SONICHU]: Oop! There goes our ball!

[NARRATOR]: S- [Realizes the continuity error. Changes voices to correct himself.]

[JOCK]: Uh... there goes our ball!

[NARRATOR]: Says the bassetball [sic] player. But yet that there stes [sic] it goes through a Sonichu grabs the, uh, crystal. And heads back into the sphere. N-and then the young me is all like:

[YOUNG CHRIS]: ''Who is that orange hedgehog?''

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. Sonichu comes back into the sphere, hands me the, uh, crystal.

[SONICHU]: Here, man! Take this. ''Don't stop me I'm on a Roll-Out!''

[NARRATOR]: [Exhales forcibly] An' then we go back right forward into time. Mean while bakkintudapassty...

[YOUNG CHRIS]: Hmm. Ok. Well I'm goin' dub you Bionic the Hedgehog! 'N I dub thee to be Sonic the Hedgehog's long-lost brudder. I have the story in mah' head! I'm gunna get to mah' lo-I'm going to my locker, get some paper, a pen, 'n some markers and draw this new hedgehog into existence! Hmm. [Annoyed] ''Now who threw this basketball?''

[BIONIC]: Oh. Sorry lil'man-sorry lil' dude. My bads.

[NARRATOR]: *sighs* *chuckles to himself* Says Bionic the Hedgehog. And now, and now for a fun prairiedy! [sic] Wid' apologies to Mr. Mike Judge.

[[Beavis_and_butthead|BUTTHEAD]]: Uhhhuhh. Uhhhuhhh. Heh heh.

[NARRATOR]: An' why not? SOMEBODY left their locker open...

[[Beavis_and_butthead| BEAVIS]]: HEY CHECK IT OUT, BUTTHEAD! Ehhhehhh! Ehhehh! Somebody left their locker open! Hehheh heh!

[BUTTHEAD]: Let's close it for thum [sic].

[BEAVIS]: Ehhhehhheheheheheh!

[Supposed to be the sound of a locker door slamming shut]: Vrrmmmm vrrrmmmm vrrrrmmm!

[BEAVIS]: Ehheheheh! YEAH! LET'S CLOSE IT AGAIN! MYA!

[NARRATOR]: Vrrmmmm vrrrmmmm vrrrrmmm!

[SOMEONE]: O.K.! Who wants to make love today?

[ENTIRE CLASS]: We do! We do! We do!

[SOMEONE]: Great! I'll take all the women here!

[NARRATOR]: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

===Transcript Part Two===

[NARRATOR]: Anyway we were travelin'-the three of us were travelin' back in t' back to the present of November 2, 2007. Hmm. An' I'm thinkin' to myself:

[CHRIS]: An' Ahm' not gonna fall I'm-I'm not gonna fall AGAIN. I'm keepin' mah' feet on the founda-on the PSYCHIC GROUND.

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. LITTLE DID I KNOW that God had planned the twist of fate that'd force me into a long, emotionally-forced hiatus.

[Sound effects of magic or psychic powers or something]: Vffffrrrm vffffrrrrm vffffrrrmmm...

[NARRATOR]: The crystals are [struggles] pulsing around me, but then we-but than we c-came to our time destination... yup. H-he stopped. But fortunately [sic] I didn't hold my ground- I just got flung forward. [Exhales breath] PFFFFFFFT!

[CHRIS]: [Girly scream] Ahhhhhhhhh~! I'm getting lost in time here~! Grape~! [sic]

[NARRATOR]: In fron-now now we're Sonichu an' Magi-Chan located in fron' of the CWCville Shopping Center. November 2, 2007- two hours after leaving Manchester High School Gymnasium.

[SONICHU]: Hmm. Yup! It was 5 P.M. when we left. Not 7 P.M.

[MAGI-CHAN]: Well. We have returned to our present. Granted we may have overshot a bit.

[SONICHU]: Hmmm? Eh. No big deal. My date with Rosechu isn't until 8. Then later at 10... HEH HEH HEH! TONIGHT!

[MAGI-CHAN]: [Not enthused] Ah. Yes. "Bonus Round" of honest, true love, and romance. [Dead-panned? Sarcastically?] ''You and Rosey sure earned it for sure.'' While Black Sonichu SLASH BLAKE is trying to date Bubbles, it's a coin-it's a coin toss between Wild and Punchy for Angelica, and I'm... ignorant... to the matter. WAY too much gray matter.

[SONICHU]: EH, BUCK UP! You'll find your woman! At least by the next season! Ehh... ''speaking of odd men out''...

[SONICHU MOVES HIS HEAD QUICKLY]: *WHHSSH WHHSSH!*

[SONICHU]: Where in a bottle of Pepsi is Chris? I know he was in the sphere with us...

[MAGI-CHAN]: Hmmm... I'm pickin' up his fr- I'm NOT picking up his presence nearby. WAIT! *FFFWWW! FFWWWW! FFFWWW!!!*

[CHRIS'S VOICE]: [Faraway] Aaaaaaaaaah~!

[PSYCHIC ENERGY SOUND EFFECT]: *BWEEEEOOOOOW!*

[MAGI-CHAN]: '''WE LOST HIM!!!''' When we stopped the crystal's power may-made him pass through my sphere, the crystals activated like rockets upon his FRICTION. [Brief pause] From the stop. PROPELLED into the void of time [dejected] there's nothing we can do for him right now. All we can do is wait for a time warp to open. An-an if I sense his presence at that moment there's a chance that I can go in and retrieve him. The time warp may open at any random time in tha' future.

[SONICHU]: Oh my God.

[ROSECHU]: Oh my God.

[NARRATOR]: [Realizes it makes no sense for Rosey to be in that conversation, so chooses to explain what's going on] Later on the date...

[ROSECHU]: Is he gonna be alright?

[SONICHU]: Hmmm. Well. Magi-Chan tol' me that he will survive as-but depending on the events from now an' when we can remove-when we can rescue him from the void, he'll either feel richer or poorer in-in motions.

[ROSECHU]: Oh...

[SONICHU]: In the meantime he'll receive the accumulated memories of passing moments so in a way he's looking down on us like our Lord and God [pause] are able to. But the vision may be blurred.

[ROSECHU]: Eh. Oh well. A'leas' his s-s-secretary, Allison, can handle the city decisions. She is the mayor now. *Sigh!* But I don't know how his family will cope with the pain of th' temporary loss an' I worry about if the defense forces can deal with the possible invasions from a number of villains.

[SONICHU]: Ah-hey-hey-hey! Whatever happens we' give th' bad guys our combined "shock therapy" if need be! We'll see him again and I can promise you that I'll be with you for comfort and support always, Sweetheart.

[ROSECHU]: Ahhh... 'ankyoo. You truly are my Sweetbolt. Hold me.

[NARRATOR]: *reveals an intimate scene for the audience*

[SONICHU & ROSECHU]: [Sweetly] Awwwwwww. Yeah. Hmmmm...

[ROSECHU]: [Long pause] Hey! Let's go back to our place and do OUR THANG.

[SONICHU]: Oh I love you, Rosechu, and you sedudive [sic] ways. You ARE the woman [pause] ... we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "raincoat." The weather's just right!

[ROSECHU]: Oh yeah! Heheheheh!

[NARRATOR]: Meanwhile at the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens High School District...

[The PVCC theme song is played. The lyrics are "doon-da-doon-dan-doon. Da-dun-dun-dun. Da-dun-dun-dunt-dun-duht-tun-tun-duuuun.]

[The door to Dean Slaweel's office is opened] Errrrrrrrrrrrr... Fwwwwwwhhh...

[NARRATOR]: We c-we come into the meeting of the villains. At one en' of the council table is Scotpalazzo. Manajerk of the Fash-Square, Sho-Mall Region. He banned all virgins from his region.

[SCOTPALAZZO]: Hmm. This world is so corrupt.

[NARRATOR]: Ah. From his side to the, uh, the other on-t, on his left is the CADD Chef, the B-Manajerk, the Merried Seinor [sic] Comic, Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, Bagget-Jerkop Daitenzen, an' Jerk-an'-an'-the Jerkhief. And to his RIGHT we have the Turdijerk: the Manajerk of Get-Tar, and his accomplice, Trebor Capman. Hmmm... and then there's, uh, ah, well, Walter Grisby. And the, uh, Eggman. An' Giovanni is sittin' across, uh, Reldnahc. And we got two new, uh, villains: uh, Jason an' his ''slave'', Kathleen, his uh, his uh, accomplice. Then in the middle of it all we have the head of the W-M Manajerk. Sittin' on a plate. How kinda ironic. And of 'course at the head, under the big portrait is Slaweel Ryam and her [pause] wand-and-accomplice, Count Graduon.

[SLAWEEL]: [Raspy old hag voice] Aheheheheh! My fellow villain brothren! The time has [mumbles] risen for our diving retribution against Christian Weston Chandler!

[COUNT GRADUON]: Yes.

[NARRATOR]: Says Count Graduon.

[COUNT GRADUON]: The autistic virgin has fallen into another dimension! We can seize the moment after et-stensive [sic] plotting and taken all that [breathes into microphone] which he has protected!

[VILLAINS]: YAY!

[NARRATOR]: Says the villains. But we the heroes say, '''"BOOOOO! BOOOO!"''' [Pause] Anyway, just after my plot-my plummet into the time void. Hmm. I tried to uh, to grab, to grab the, uh, crystals, and yet... nya. Try to get them off me to stop. But instead they disappear. ''Into my arms.''

[Crystals become embedded inside Chris]: Frooooom! Froooom!

[NARRATOR]: Wha-? An' now I'm stuck motionl-I'm jus' at this poin' stuck motionless. In the time void. An' all the passing thoughts an' whatnot come into my head and I'm starting to get a headache.

[CHRIS'S HEAD]: I can't believe that-I can't believe this. In space no one can hear you scream and in time you are heard to infinity. What the-? '''UHN!''' *hack* Random new memories popping into mah' head? WHAT? An e-mail from MEG-CHAN? DUMPING ME?! But WHY? 4-cent_garbage magazine dot com!! Mocking ME?! Slanderous filth! A drawing of Meg-Chan and me ''intimate?'' And I-'''I''' drew that? ''She dumped me over that''?! DANG THAT HURTS! Wait... Joshua Martinez? I haven't seen him in years! Vanessa Hushins [sic] an' me-? [Unimpressed] She's ''kinda'' cute... She and I never chatted personally? Only over the web? SHE DUMPED ME IN FAVOR OF JOSHUA?! SAID THIS AND THAT? Joshua deceived me? That damn liar! Slaweel with all those villains terrorizing around CWCville, my hedgehogs fighting those countless enemies, numar [sic] shorten' over swift lightning...? [Deadpanned] Oh good. We won. Still... '''CURSE YOUR GARBAGE, 4-CENT_GARBAGE!!'''

[NARRATOR]: This season is not over yet. Stay tuned for more stories. DUN DUN DUUUUUN! And Allison Amber is now the mayor of CWCville. An' ''nobody else.''

==KCWC Special==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = KCWC Special
| video = {{#ev:youtube|szCnbKXXLrs}}
| Stardate = 5 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_7#KCWC_Segment| KCWC Special]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Jamsta]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Blanca]], [[Lolisa]], and [[Robert_simmons| Robert Simmons V]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#Episode_16| Episode 16]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Episode_17| Episode 17]]
}}

===Transcript===
[NARRATOR]: [voice gets cut off at the beginning of the shoot] And now for a special segment:

[ADVERB]: TUNE IN EVERYDAY to station KCWC! Everythang! All th' great song types and classics to jazz to country to pop to heavy metal... even jugs, kazoos, and washboards! All the early and latest hits are played at random as well as short talk, hosted everyday by CWCville's favorite dish [sic] jockey, JAMSTA SONICHU! An costed [sic] his number one lady, Lolisa Rosechu!

[JAMSTA]: Hey all you guys, gals, dudes, and dudettes of all ages. You all rockin' an' keepin' it real at station KCWC with yours truly, Jamsta Sonichu: DJ of every hour with the power! And on top of the hour we weigh-we r-reign p-playin' outside power with sunny skies and [pronounces 'autumn' as 'odd'] tems [?] with a frisky sissy-ate [sic] degrees. Sonichu and Rosechu fan base is on the rise beyond mass [sic] thousands. Nintendo and Sega has stamped and digital mailed weighing in their laps to talk to CWCville's mayor and original founder Christian Weston Chandler!

And on the spot right here in the studio we have visiting us today the new Bubblegum Pop sensation Jiggliami and her cute manager, Blanca, talking 'bout her new hit [pronounces 'single' as 'say-go']. [Suave] ''So laaaadies, what's the word on that?''

[JIGGLIAMI]: [sounds like Eric Cartman doing a 'girl's voice'] Well, lemme just say that it is a delight to be on my first ever radio show! I'm also jazzed about my upcoming return to CWCville for my Spring Break concert at the beach! Hee hee! Jiggliami! And I'd like to thank Capital Records for spottin' my record contract for my single "War of Love." I'm psyched about it's June release! Jiggly! Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly! I play [indecipherable] vocals with Blanca blocking-backing me up with lead Guitar Hero.

[BLANCA]: [slow drawl] Y-e-a-h. While Jiggliami sings on SingStar I will play my ats [sic] on the [drawn out] Wii gettin' mah' high scores [pause] real better for my real play for my benefit.

[JIGGLIAMI]: I can't help appreciate her excellent skills. After being discovered by playing at her family's business WE WERE IN.

[BLANCA]: [slow drawl] Oh. [pause] My. [pause] God.

[JIGGLIAMI]: I KNOW, RIGHT? We just could not believe it butrightnow we're rigged [sic] at Max's Kansas city. If we're lucky, like Joe, we may have a "no surprise" contract.

[BLANCA]: [Supposed to be at the same time as Jiggliami] Hello Joe! Jynx! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Supposed to be at the same time as Blanca] Hello Joe! Jynx! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JAMSTA]: Well I just can't help but to admire how gorgeous you both are.

[JIGGLIAMI]: Oh well, thank you! I couldn't [pause] look like this [pause] [struggles] lookin' this hot with-out [pause] s-the makeover advice [starts catching back up to speed] from my awesomely kind advisor! Eheeheeheehee!

[JAMSTA]: Well that's fantastic. Well. [Pause] Will. [Pause] I'm gonna briefly hand over the mic to mah' gal and co-host, Lolisa Rosechu.

[LOLISA]: [Surprisingly not irritating] Thank you, Jamsta, and good job keeping yourself and your eyes off of our guest star's snowballs. They were the last pair from the vending machine!

[NARRATOR]: *laughs at Lolisa's joke*

[LOLISA]: Anyway, I'm currently in second-in th' second booth with a well-proven top Sonichu and Rosechu fan. A well-educated high school graduate at age twenty-two all the way from Clarksville. [Sing song] He's single, ladies~! I'm talking to Mr. Robert Simmons the Fifth- aka SonichuFan1985.

[ROBERT]: [Sounds like... Skeletor?] Yes. Thank you.

[LOLISA]: So tell me, Bob, how did you create the top fan status for yourself?

[ROBERT]: Well, after I read all of Chris's comics from the Official Sonichu and Rosechu site, even though at this time it's currently called-it's currently CWCipedia, I have become inspired. So I've carved my place by recoord-by recording a few YouTube videos in tribute to him and his electric hedgehogs.

[LOLISA]: Hmm. I understand that you and Chris have sim'lar, yet possibly mimicked, traits?

[ROBERT]: Yes. He and I are both somewhat desperate for a woman to secure our indidual [sic] futures an' tha' neither of us have actually gotten laid yet.

[LOLISA]: Hmm. What advice have you taken from Christian's wide wisdom to benefit you?

[ROBERT]: He was correct on therapy on your-on yours-self with something feminine and furry from a toy store. My furry-my Furby, Michelle, at home until the day I get lucky for myself. Also, using Ats [sic] body spray around the women does work within close range.

[LOLISA]: [lustfully] Oh I can tell~! You smell good. An' he-an' he l-he look almost identical [pause] an' I personally know that Chris is a cute, caring, and good man. He will put his closest friends first. [Voice becomes scratchy] What d'ya feel is the reason you haven't found the right woman yet, Bob?

[ROBERT]: Hmm. Ah. Yes. The, uh, big pondering. In 'ddition to his proven fact of the infinitely high boyfriend factor I found women very beautiful yet they can be frightening due to their surprising [something rattles in the background] emotions and mood swings. R-why anyway I gotta go. Happy t' be the hard-core fan.

[LOLISA]: Super! Well thank you for your time, Bob-

[CAMERAS TURN OFF PREMATURELY]: *Pfffffffuuuuuut*

[LOLISA]: [''Caught off guard''] Well-For his time and many efforts. Well, I'll be handin' the mic back to my sweet Jammin' Jamsta, after we hear from Boston with "More Than a Feelin'." Oh wait. I've just been handed a bulletin: "A future a *sigh* uh, from a time warp. 'Roberts Simmons the Fifth is a troll. He audio-taped recorded fshshshshsh audio from my church? Signed Christian Weston Chandler from the future."---? Oh my God! '''WE JUST HAD A TROLL IN HERE?!''' *Scoff!* Well we'll certainly get the CWCville police on his ass. Heh. Anyway, stay tuned for Boston's "More Than a Feeling." [Sound in the background]

[ADVERB]: [''Singing''] Every~thing! Station KCWC~!

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 6 Official Videobook

2010-11-26T00:57:36Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

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[[Image:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|thumb|300px|right|''Sonichu 6'']]
'''''Sonichu'' 6 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]. He started uploading these videos on 17 [[September 2009]].

*In Episode 12.5, Chris one-ups the incomprehensible dialog from [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]!!
{{quote|Rand ri rump ras ro ritchy!|Patti}}
*In Part 1 of Episode 14, the saga continues: [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and newly-empowered zombie pooch [[Patti]] save the day, [[Sister|Crystal]]'s mirror is recovered, and the Sonichu Crew know exactly what they'll need to save her:
{{quote|MY TWO CRYSTALS!|Darkbind Sonichu}}
:...yes, indeed.
*In Part 2 of Episode 14, [[Naitsirhc]]'s dark heart is revealed!
{{quote|PUT A SHIRT ON!|Chris}}
*And in Part 3, the return of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], who is ALSO on a [[Love Quest]]!
{{quote|Why'on't- can you hook me up, Christian?|Bionic the Hedgehog}}

==Episode 12.5==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 12.5: One Lucky Dog
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YWGZzfNQjac}}
| Stardate = 17 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_6#Episode_12.5:_.22One_Lucky_Dog.22|12.5]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[CWC]], [[Patti-Chan]], [[Cartoon CWC]], and [[Allison Amber]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_5_Official_Videobook#Episode 13| Episode 13]]
| next = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 14| Episode 14]]
}}

===Transcript===

AND NOW for-our-nets. Once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 2000- March 17, [[2000]] by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu comic books except that of myself that may seem similar to anybody in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. And some of the, ah image- some of the characters in this book have been- have been origimade by Megan Sch-Schroeder.

Ok? A'right, s'anyway here is the cover. Yay! It's a lil- it's Patti. Patti-Chan. We miss- I miss you, Patti. You're good- you were such a good dog. [''whimper''] I love you... yeeah Good Girl. Ok.

Ok,

====Episode 12.5====

'cause this story goes between episodes 12 and 13, "One Lucky Dog."

Allow me to introduce my sweet dog, Patti. She's born March 17, [[1988]], St. Patrick's Day. And she 'as part [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]] and part [[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]]. We open on the night of June 26, [[2006]], where she was lookin' towards the moon from the safety of her pen.

:[''Scooby-Doo voice''] "Rroo! Ri raven't relt ris ry ras ri rused ru. Rand ri rump ras ro ritchy! Rand ra roon ris ro resrry! Rat rone rikly ror rok me ror rit ris rarkliness. Rmm. Ri rish I rud rak and rok rike ri raster. Hmm. Ro ri rud rell rin ris ranguage row ri reel, rank rim ror ris rears ruf rindness, and ret him know that I love him.

[''crickets chirp''] There's some crickets chirping! [''chirping'']

:"Relp! I rant a rik rack refore ri ritely slumber."

[''munching sounds''] [''snoring'']

This happens- and this- all this happens in Pat- in Patti's dog-pen by my dog- by my house. The next morning:

[''cat sounds'']

:"Okay~ hey Scamper, hi Lucy, hi Kitty. I gotta go get- I gotta go feed Patti now. Patti! Patti-girl! TWEETWEETWEETWEETWEET! Where are you girl? Oh, there you are Patti. C'mon girl, it's time for food. C'mon girl."

:"Hmm-mmm. Ok, ok, I'm coming. Hmm."

:"Aah. Patti. You can talk? Not only that, but you look so different, too."

:"Hmm. What're you? Ha? Wow, I can speak your language. Hooray for me. Ha! Let's see if I can stand up! Hmm! Myea, I'm standing ok. Feelin' a little dizzy, but I'm standing like you! My wish came true! Yaay! Oh master, I can not begin to tell you how elated I feel! Come to think of it, I feel so young, as if I was three years old! Twenty-one in dog years~"

:"Hmm. Well, while I'm still in shock over your transformation, I'm happy that you feel happy. C'mon lets get you- let's get some food in you, [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|we'll give you a bath]], and a makeover would be good, too.

:"Thank yooo~"

[''K-PSH!''] [''chomping'']

You know how dogs like to... chomp on the water when you spray them with the hose or the w- the... yeah the sprinkler.

[''chomping'']

I dunno why they do that; I think they're tryin to get some in them, too. Ahaha!

So then after cleaning and eating uh, we both sit on the bench! In front of the house.

:"Oh Chris, I am so grateful for your care over the years of my life. And I love you so much, yet I'm tired of being confined to my pen. And with my new form, I can now roam free! But I wouldn't want to put worse wear on my paws."

:"Hmm. Well, I understand how you feel."

[''mumbles''] Yeap... I put my glasses away...

:"A'yway yeah, I can help you. I know a great place where you can run free and have great friends to be with and not have to worry about skitting- scaring the natives, either. Ah-heh. C'mon girl!"

:"Where we goin'?"

:"To get there, we have to [[rape|take the shortcut]] in ma bedroom."

:"Oh, ok."

:"Hmm. After you."

:"Thank you!"

:Chivalry ain't dead! Haha.

[''nonchalant singing'']

So we enter my bedroom into tha- in tha house. [''creaking door''] I open the door.

:"Hmm. Ok, watch your step."

:"Hmm. Wow, this is your room nowadays? Huh, it's a bit crowded. I can see one reason why you need a woman's touch in here."

:"Hmm. Yeah, amo- among other [[China|reasons]]. Aheh."

Ok, well I think my e-reader in this cup- special card and I say, "Open Sesame." [''FFT''] And my little shortcut-portal opens [''WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO''] "C'mon, Patti, this way to CWCville."

:"Hmmmm."

[''WOOWOO-POP!'']

We're both on our way to CWCviiillle~

Aeeh, from my house to the- to CWCville, otherwise it'd be a longer walk. Hehe. We took the shortcut because it WOULD be a longer walk. And in the upper story of the CWCville mall from the front to the building, is the [[ripoff|wardrobe]] where the portal ends. [''sound effects'']

:"And here we are. Welcome to the city of CWCville, Virginia."

:"Ahh! Where in CWCville are we?"

:"Hmm. Patti, you and I are in the heart and epicenter of CWCville, my mayoral office. It's locate above the shopping center's north entrance. Not only is it a home away from home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fundamen that goes on in this com'ity are all planned and stored here in these four walls."

:"Wooow. How d'you handle all these responsibilities while you're not here?"

:"That's good question, Patti. I have a secretary who takes in the incoming documents. After looking them over, she calls me on ma cell phone, gives me all the details, then she scans and transmits data of the document through a special PC program to tha CWCville sata- satelite which sends it to my Nintendo DS. Then I can read the document, including the fine print, and sign my approval on the touchscreen. The signature gets printed on the original document and it'sa done deal!"

But of course, it would be nice if uh, Nintendo actually did make a PDA program with personal notepad functions sa'make notes and memos with. Also so that I could actually ah, access the internet as such, world-wide, through wi-fi. Wait, they did the wi-fi part! Alright, still need a PDA! Ahah.

S'anyway- s'after I show her the office, uh we step out the uh, office r- building to the uh, doors to see- to meet my secretary. Hmm. Yeah maybe just continue on with the tour.

:"So, with that scepter and those bracelets I made for you, you'll be able to defend yourself from the villains with some the- some of my powers I have bestowed unto them."

:"Ah, thank you."

:"Well now, before I forget uh, Miss Amber!"

:"Yes, Mr. Chandler?"

:"Hmm. Patti-Chan, this is my secretary, Miss Allison Amber. Former movie star, she returned- she retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of the- of a [[Chris and his ego|big cheese like me]]. Alison, this is my sweet, lucky dog, Patti. She has gone under a grand transformation, and she wishes for more free-roaming space, so I brought her here."

:"I'm delighted to meet you, Miss Amber."

:"And I'm happy to make your acquaintance as well, Patti. I've heard nice things about you from Chris."

And also, big note: when she was hired as secretary, she automatically got the position of Vice Mayor. So during my absence, she h-becomes the mayor. And up to dat- and up to this point, she's been doing a good job of being mayor for while I have been trapped in the [[Time Void|other dimension]]. [[Billy Mays]] nor whats- nor whats-his-name, nor anybody else is the mayor. Do not believe it. At this point Al- at this point Allison Amber is the mayor. Accept no false rumors.

But continuing on with this current event: [''gay ringtone'']

:"'Scuse me, my phone's ringing." [''DEET''] "Eh, Hello! Oh, Sonichu. What's up? Mmm? Ok, I'll be right down." [''whimper''] [''BEEP''] "Oh, I gotta go. Sonichu and Rosechu need me. Patti, I'll come visit you time and again, but consider CWCville your new roaming grounds. And this office your new home. Uh, do you have those items, Miss Amber?"

:[''wrong voice''] "Oh yeah." [''right voice''] "Yeah, here ya go."

:"Ok, thank you. Patti, take this cell phone with unlimited minutes. Use it to call Allison or me when you are hurt. And shell [[Monthly Tugboat|this card]] to cashier of any supermarket or grocery store or restaurant. They'll give you the- they will give you the food you need and treat you with high respect. Take care, Patti-Chan. Alwayza- I'll always love you, my sweet puppy friend."

:"And I love you, Chris." [''dog whimpers'']

And that was a sweet episode dedicated to my real-life dog, Patti. She uh, was born on Ma- in March 17, 1998, die on June 27, 2006. She was one sweet, pretty, and lucky dog. My favorite photograph. Took of me and her together.

Ok, stay tuned for the next episode!

==Episode 14==

===Transcript Part 1===

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 14: Evil is Afoot! Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MZ-5OF-KKAM}}
| Stardate = 17 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|14]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Patti-Chan]], [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]], [[Megagi]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Angelica Rosechu]] and [[Punchy Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 12.5| Episode 12.5]]
| next = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#Episode 14#Transcript Part 2| Episode 14 Part 2]]
}}

====Episode 14: Evil is Afoot!====

Previously, the City of [[CWCville]] was under the terror of [[Slaweel Ryam]]. Christian, Crystal, and the Electric Hedgehogs battled with her squad of jerkops and the giant CADD Chef. The brave Soldier Sailor Megtune and Megagi showed up in the neck- in the nick of time. Just as Chris-Chan was about to finish the witch, she turned the tables and now she has Crystal in her clutches. Stay tuned to see who will triumph in Part 2.

Ha.

:"EEeh. If yo want yew sistew back, you and your girl will bow down before me, and surrender your ites and souls to my clutches! Eeeheeheeheehee! Ehm."

"Easy on my handle, witch," says Count Graduon.

:Ecch. Darn. She's so high up; one wrong move, and Crystal may be come worse than heart-shattered. She become shattered! What should we do?"

:"HEHEHEHEHE!" [''boomerang sound''] "PWAAH!" [''boomerang sound'']

:"Behold, the power of the inspired knight after I have thrown my boomerang!"

:"And behold the power of the well-trusted dog, as I levitate the mirror my magic wand!"

[''WOOWOOWOOWOO'']

And Rosechu says, "Yay, Patti-Chan Darkbind came to help!" [''thinking''] Hmm, I met Patti at the mall earlier, and who doesn't remember DB?

:"Mmm-Yes!"

And now we levitate the uh, mirror down closer to ground safely. And Slaweel's in a daze.

:"EEeeeh. Uh."

And then Sailor Megtune comes in and says, "No one messes with my good friend's heart, unless they like super-heavy metal! MEGTUNE ROCKIN' HURRICANE!" [''guitar wails'']

[''FFFFFF-gasp-FFFFFF'']

:"I'll be back with more terror! Magic Rocket's blasting off againnnn~" [''DING'']

Ok, a little while la- jus' a couple hours later in the mayors office, there this- there's a board around with ev'rybody in a meeting.

Patti's thinkin', Crystal will be protected well in my sphere, but oh, poor Chris!

Hmm. And then Sonichu tells Rosechu, "I had this dream that I was seeing my father- seeing my father in a mirror with long hair."

:[''thinking''] Oh, my sweetbolt is so stressed! I can tell from his shaking knee!

Hmm. And Megagi's says- and Megagi's thinking, Hmm, I just hope she doesn't go after my friends on Paradyse Isle.

Hmm. And then Magi-Chan's thinkin- oh- no he's not, that- that's Darkbind. Darkbind says, "I sense two more crystal near by, but I need to wait until before er- I search them- for them. Zelina..."

And then Wild's thinkin', I wish they'd hurry up!

And then, Bubbles and Angelica are gossiping. Hmm.

:"What terror do you think may happen?"

:"I don't know, but Slaweel's truly a wicked witch, eh?"

Hmm. Hmm. And then Punchy's thinkin', Oh, shoot! I'm missin' my Samurai Pizza Cats!

And shortly after we have made- after making sure that Crystal is uh, safe and secure in uh, filing cabinet area on one side of the uh, office [''clears throat''] ah, Magi-Chan says, "I'm afraid it doesn't look good for Crystal. That love hatin' witch did a real number."

Then Sonichu says, "No! This is the worst! She made it about as hard as Chris's [[Love Quest|dream]] coming true! Rrrrr."

:"Sweetbolt! I'm just so worried- as worried as you! And looks very bad! I'm sure there's a way to free Crystal! S'eres no need for a bombastic tone!"

Mmm. So then, Bubbles and Angelica continue gossiping. Hmm.

:"Speaking of bombs, wasn't [[Bionic]] just totally the bomb at the last basketball game? I think he won it for the Lancers all the way!"

:"Oh, I know! And he has yet to beat his own record of 125 baskets in one game! Then again, the ball has to be shared between him and the rest of the team! He's so generous!" [''thinking''] Uhh, what a dreamboat!

Wild's- then Wild's saying, "Psh! Bionic the Hedgehog. If I wasn't kicked off the team for misuse of Vine-al Defense with my Vine Whips, I could have easily broken his record! And I could have had the ladies for my- of my own tchurse from!"

"Huh!" Punchy's sayin'. "Ladies. At one time, I thought strength impressed them. Greatly. But they would rather date a man with a sports ball, than miron arm- gridarm glory. Rrrr."

And Megagi says, "Sheesh! Boys can be s- can be s- can get so darn jealous when they can't even find themselves pretty girl to be with or otherwise they'res feelin' so lonesome. In rare cases, it get so bad that [[CWC|one jealous man]] can detest 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide [[jerks|male population]], excluding himself and those within the margin of error remaining percentage." Hmm.

Then Patti says, "Megagi! Not all men are like that! Well for a time Chris was one of those rare cases since he met Megchan, his eyes were reopened and his heart made a miraculous recovery! Yet during his 25 years here on this Earth he's been kind and sweet as hha- sweet at heart, he's the coolest."

Then Patti- then Punchy's sayin', "Ach, Patti! You're just mak- you're just bein- sayin such flowers tha- flowery comments because you're his dog."

:"No way! I truly lo- I love him truly!"

:"Yeah, well..."

"ENOUGH!" I say.

"Yes, it is," says Magi-Chan. "More importantly, we've tried every spell, trap, pokepower, and trainer abilities we had, as well as every attack we could d-muster. But it was no use; however we did come to a conclusion that only one thing that weaken the glass a bit was the power of the Chaotic Crystal Ball. A Sonichu Chaotic Crystal. Out of the seven we had on h- we had one out of the seven on hand. We need the power of all seven to pull together out the do- puller Crystal out the dark world. Similarly, if we cannot acquire Seven Chaotic Crystals, the power of Seven Chaos Emeralds could- shd- should be able to open the portal as well.'

[''SHOOSHOOSHOO''] [''CHEEPCHEEPCHEEP'']

:"Huh?"

:[''gasp''] [''thinking''] My two... my two crystals!

[''FSHW''] They're reacting to the one in his hand, Magi-Chan realizes.

:Hmm. Looks like Darkbind has secured two Sss-Sonichu crystals ahead of this- belov- ahead of us for his beloved Princess Zelina Rosechu.

And then Bi- and then Darkbind says, [''wall of thoughts''] Oh, why do these crystals have to attract each other! I cannot be deprived of my crystals, yet I need all seven to waken my beloved Zelina Rosechu. It seemed like just yesterday we were a blushing couple strolling through [[RuleCWC]]. Ever so happy. But on the night of her ba- on the gala ball, the evil ssss- the- the uh, evil wizard Clawdorf cursed eternal sleep upon our princess as he unleashed the power of the Chaotic Crystals from the ancient tablet. [''FFFFFFF''] But it- but it backfired on him by turning Clawdorf into stone. Zelina! [''sob''] Collapsed into slumber as I was about to propose to her! I felt devastated! Nooooooooo~ After that I swore I heard Clawdorf's denon- demonic cackle echo through [[RuleCWC]] and then sword that I would recover the crystals and lift the curse from my beloved Princess Zelina Rosechu.

Then, all of a sudden, BOOM, somethin' happens! [''gasp!'']

Everybody's- everybody notices- everybody takes notice in surprise!

:"Something's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan! Come with me! Everyone else stay here until further notice!"

===Transcript Part 2===

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 14: Evil is Afoot! Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FUkfCHO4WbI}}
| Stardate = 17 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|14]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Naitsirhc]], [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu]], and [[Black Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 14| Episode 14 Part 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 14| Episode 14 Part 3]]}}

Indeed, something was happening downstairs in thi- in the mall. A jewelery st-one-a-ma a jewelry stores was being robbed. Heh. But it turns out it wasn't just a jewelry he stole but this new hedgehog here stole a chaotic crystal that was apparently in the ma- that was apparently in the store.

:[''thinking''] Behold! This Chaotic- this Sonichu Chaotic Crystal is the first of many keys towards my global reign!

But right behind him, Magi-Chan, Sonichu and I teleport in. [''VWW'']

:"Hold it, fiend! You will not get away such- so quickly without s-after such a loud disturbance.

:[''thinking''] Ah, yes. The goody-goody, sad-sack virgin is in da house.

[''whimper'']

:"Dark Hedgehog Power: DARK DOME STADIUM!" [''VWWM'']

:"Sonichu, Magi-Chan! Charge!" [''fanfare'']

But Black Sonichu is with him, and because he's his master, he say, "Stay back, Sonichu! Leave my master alone!"

[''PSH!''] Wit' a- he's- he pulls- he pushes him back with a Mach Punch. And then the new hedgehog pushes Magi-Chan back with a Shadow Ball. [''sound effects'']

:"Sonichu! Magi-Chan! No! Jeeze..."

And while the two hedgehogs are out of- while the three hedgehogs are out of the range of this attack from the new guy I go- I have- it's looming over me and I can't really get out. I'm trapped. I say, "Oh, [[random-access humor|Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious]]."

[''VWM'']

And then we're both been trapped in the dome. [''whimper'']

:"YOU! Where- where in the world a war- where in the wide world of extreme sports are we? And who are you?"

:"Hehehehe. We are in a dark dimension of my creation. Everyone else remains in CWCville, so it's just the two of us here. As for who I am, if you recall the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Prophecies]] from where you got your powers, if the medal is plunged into darkness even for just a few moments, or even just for a moment, upon the one who looks similar to you and has your first name spelled reverse, the Dark Sonichu Medallion would be created and the victim would have the sleeping evil within him awakened and merged, but would not just be a s- just be a evil, but would be the complete opposite of you."

Hmm. And then I'm sayin, "I vaguely remember such a detail; I may have missed a fine print. But that doesn't answer my- it doesn't place a name yet. Who are you?"

:"Very well then. I was the adopted child known simply as Naitsirhc Giovanni. In this warp I am Reldnahc Ha-Taque Sonichu, but in my true form I am very similar to you, Christian Weston Chandler. But I possess very opposite traits and characteristics. Compared to yours, I am darkness. I am evil. I am... [[homos|OPEN]]. I am..."

[''PFF''] He punches his chest mark and transforms.

:"I AM RELDNAHC NOTSEW NAITSIRHC HEHEHEHEHEHERR!"

And one look at his human I'm like, "God! Jeeze! Uhn! Oh my- D'oh my God! Unh! Fantasies blow vastlies toward the opposite gender. I am so offended! PUT A SHIRT ON! Men should not be allowed to wear- to not wear shirts when in public. It just so gross and... EYEHH! Tick me off! Eyech! Uhn."

Ahem. Anyway, outside the dome, Sonichu Magi-Chan are trying to break into the dome, and Black Soni- and Blake standing by. Hmm. But it's like nobody can- ey-like Sonichu can break in physically, he ask Magi-Chan, "Ye need- anything happened- anything happen with your attacks?"

:"No. I'm able d- I'm unable to send my mental wavelengths into the dark dome. The only way to learn Christian's status is to wait."

And then- s- and then Sonichu goes around the dome and talk to- and encounters Black Son- Black Sonichu.

:"Black Sonichu! What is that- what is this score?"

:"Uhh, two to one?"

:"Spill it! We don't need sports scores!"

:"Well... [''sigh''] my master, Naitsirhc, has gone under a real dark transformation he wanted to take over the world and kill Christian so he wants the seven crys- Chaotic Crystals of legend and he anticipate the confrontation upon the snatching of the- his first Sonichu Crystal. Yep, it was all his idea. I am concerned though. He shoved his father out of the path without remorse. He's been insulting me at every moment and to top it all off, he put whipped cream in my rockets! You know what a mess it is to get 'at out of there? Jeeze..."

Hmm. And between Sonichu and Magi-Chan, they both telepat'ically communicate.

:"Hmm. I'm surprised Naitsirhc could be that cruel. It has to be some dark curse or something!"

:"Hmm. Yes, I sense hostilities- I sense honesty in his mind as he explained it, de Black Sonichu did. Mm. I can certainly tell you Chris would rather listen to his father's bickering right now. HIS father."

Hmm, then Black Sonichu says, "Hmm, by the way, how is Bubbles? That luscious uh, sed- water/'lectricity, hmm..." [''lip smacking sounds'']

Meanwhile, back in the dark dome.

:"Cowardly liar! You dare put me down with my- with your insults? What err- I lack in confidence I make up for in heart-strength and caring, loving boost from my [[Megan Schroeder|sweet friend]]."

:"You weakling! Your feeble autism and bit heart hinder you vastly! Beyond Believe! I have no such weakness, therefore I am the strongest!"

:"I will fight in defense with true might! I [[lies|will never be tempted]] toward your [[homos|gross standards]]! Unhhh.[''inhales''] LET'S rock."

:"You want'a bet? C'mon, I'll whomp you in next Tuesday."

:"ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

:"DARK [[Wikipedia:Shocker (hand gesture)|SHOCKER]] POWER!"

And then we both transform. [''sound effects'']

Warrior of true love and honesty, CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU versus RELDNAHC HA-TAQUE.

After our transformations, the dome disappears from us. And then the three Sonichus notice us.

Ehh, Sonichu goes, "Chris-Chan! Chris!"

:"Reldnahc!"

An'den Magi-Chan says, pondering [''thinking''] "Hmm."

And then we're both being standoffish. [''standoff music'']

:"No, we mustn't intrude in the master's battle. Either of you should interfue, the intensity should- would be too much for any of us."

[''staddoff music'']

[''PSH!''] D'ah! We both dash out of the CWCville front- de CWCville Mall. Unfortunately, it's broken glass. [''RR-VWP!'']

"Yep," Sonichu says as he looks out.

===Transcript Part 3===

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 14: Evil is Afoot! Part 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|U9xw9BPoYcw}}
| Stardate = 17 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|14]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Naitsirch]], [[Megchan]], and [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 14| Episode 14 Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#Episode 15| Episode 15]]
}}

And then we're dashing around, fighting each other! [''sound effects'']

[''fighting music'']

I hit 'im a little bit with a Thunderbolt! [''PSHW!''] He tries to hit me with a- hit me with a Shadow Wave, but he misses! I kick him in da- I kick him! With a Mega Kick. And then he tries to Mach Punch me, but I dodge it by goin' into a Spin- a Spin Dash. And then I hit him with the Spin Dash! And then I give him a Hyperbeam! And he gives me a Hyperbeam, similarly! [''PSHHW''] Our Hyperbeams intercept into a ma- [[Chris and English|peragious]] BOOM!

And then we both end up in [[Manchester High School]]. [''PFW''] In the gym. And he knocks me in there through the- [[homo|through the back entrance]] and my head hits the wall and it hurts. And I'm locked unconscious for the moment. Meanwhile, Reldnahc approaches me.

:"With the power of the Crystal Sonichu Ball in my hi-hi- have in my hand, I will deliver the final blow. Eheh. How befitting it is that I get to destroy you in the school where you felt most happy! With your gal pals and all that. Mostly wit'yer [[gal pal|gal pals]]. [''sigh''] Too bad you won't be able to meet your filwel- too bad you won't be able to meet them, your fellow Gal Pal Lancers, at the reunion! Ahahaha. Farewell, Christian Christopher Weston Chandler."

[''WOOO''] And all of a sudden a basketball whooshes in! [''FFFFF-PSH!''] "Ow." And it was hit him so hard, knocked him- 'n knocked him onto the floor and it made his head crash into the uh, bleachers. [''PSH''] "Oh." And he's knocked unconscious.

And then momentarily I awaken. "Ohh..."

"Hm. Hey Chris, are you ok? Please say something," says Megchan, and she's over there.

:"Hm. Hey. Hm. What happened."

:"For a while you were knock- you were unconscious, Megagi. Told me. Megagi led me here, den went back to Paradyse I- Island. Your hedgehogs restored the damage from earlier."

:"Hmm. Ok. Wea- what of Reldnahc?"

:"Oh, that other guy? Yeah, don't get me started. He was just too weird. Ugh. Anyway, he hit his head on the bleachers, and he was still breeding, so he was sent to CWCville General Hospital."

:"Oh, that jerk was about to finish me! How'd his head meet the bleachers?"

:"Oh, I can answer that, old buddy."

Now I meet the basketball star, [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]!

:"Bionic! I haven't drawn you since 2004! When I made your Yu-Gi-Oh card!"

[''incoming text wall(s)'']

:"Hmm. I was shootin' some h-hoops when I heard a crash. And s-stunned and surprised, I watched as the green guy made his speech. When I heard what he was gonna do, I threw my basketball with gusto, direct hit, and beyond. Not bad for a Lancer. Hmm. Indeed, it was a while since you drew me, and that was back in 1999, in that war against autism drawing. Still, it has been about ten years since I jumped out of that locker and met you."

:"Oh yes, that was back in my Freshman year. By the way, have you two met? Bionic, this is Megchan. Ma gal pal. Meg, is zis Sonic's long-lost-but-found basketball-playing brother, Bionic the Hedgehog."

:"Hello, it's nice to meet you!"

:"Hmm. I'm delighted to make your acquintance, Meg! Meg. By the way, Christian, Sonichu came by and explained all this to me. The other guy had it so he dropped it so I gi- but he dropped it so I'm giving it to you."

:"Oh, cool! Thanks."

:"Mmm. S-peakin'a- Speakin' of that yellow rat, I've understood that uh, soon after you met him, you found a girlfriend for hi- him. I coulda had my pick among- from among my fellow Lancers- Lancereses. Hmm. But our genes just did not hook up well. Why'on't- can you hook me up, Christian?"

:"Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was [[naive]] on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a sweetheart, Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them."

:"Mmm, that's good. Thank you."

:[''thinking''] Ah, shoot, 25 years old and I still haven't had my first date. Oh well. "OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW OF IT! Hmm."

:"Oh yeah, Christian, that DVD you tellin' me about!"

:"I dunno about it, please tell me!"

:"Well, the master copy stays at home; a few copies will be generously shared with a few relatives, friends, and good old Providence Middle and Manchester High Schools. It is titled ''Christian Weston Chandler: [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Yep, I'm on TV!]]'' It'll feature my two new seg- my two new segments, a ''Mario Cart'' Lego Movie filmed on Game Boy Camera, my ''Nintendo Power''-worthy ''Animal Crossing'' Documentary, a slideshow of photographs, arts, and comics projected from my PSP, a [[Future Message|message for the future]] from me, and more. Also there's an homage to my friends, teachers, family and MHS's 1997 varsity baskeball team within the slideshow. All of whom were remembered from my heart, as well as my yearbooks. This DVD will not be sold anywhere! Until further notice! From myself. That is a no-brainer!

Still, conked his head against the bleachers; ooh, that had to hurt. Wonder if Reldnahc will ever recover. Awa- if he does...

Ten Weeks Later, at the CWCville Hospital, "Mmm. Mmm. [''PFF!''] Aah! FUNKY MONKEY! Heh? Where am I? Mmm, the last thing I remember was [''gasp''] yeah, I was about to kill that straight, goody twin of mine! When I was hit with a- on the head with a basketball? Who in the world threw that?"

Hmm. And then he's watchin' TV on.

:"In the- in sports news, Bionic the Hedgehog had won the game against Monroe High with sus- record-breaking 130 baskets without overtime! And that's the Lancers- and the Lancers now head to the finals against ehh..."

:"Eh! You! I will- it was YOU! Before passing out, I saw an orange guy with blue shoes, it was him! Bionic the Hedgehog! Errrrrr!

The End of this Episode! Stay tuned for the next one! Thank you!

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 5 Official Videobook

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[[Image:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 5'']]

'''''Sonichu'' #5 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]. He started uploading these videos on 15 [[September 2009]].

*In Episode 12, [[Wes-Li]] returns to kidnap his ex-girlfriend, [[Sarah Hammer|Nicole Rammer]]! Then the action heats up, with the introduction of [[Sailor Megtune]]!
{{quote|Aysmetrical feelings... I love [[Meg-Chan]], yet she's not ready to return or see it.}}
*And in Episode 13, [[CWCville]] faces its greatest challenge yet: full-scale invasion by an army of [[jerkops]], looking to end true love forever and make a REAL [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia for Virgins]]!! Meanwhile Chris is in full-blown stalker fantasy mode with Meg-Chan, and [[Naitsirhc]]? Well, as for Naitsirhc...
{{quote|Ugh... my head... my chest... WHAT'S GOING ON? AAUUUuuugh~}}
:...we wish we knew.

Other points of note:
*Videobook Episode 13 uses the retconned Page 50 (Megtune's face) rather than the original Page 50 (the infamous Sailor Asscheeks). See [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] for details.

==Episode 12==

===Transcript Part 1===

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 12: My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Enm8Y_Hn9CA}}{{#ev:youtube|Qg0lUAHdYRg}}
| Stardate = 15 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_12|12]]
| Other = [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Nicole Rammer]], [[Walter Grisby]], [[Sailor Megtune]], and [[Megagi]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 8|Sub-Episode 6]]
| next = [[Sonichu_5_Official_Videobook#Episode 13|Episode 13]]
}}

And now, here's Book Number 5! Once again, all copy- all Sonichu material, ro- and Rosechu, and [[CWCville]], and all that, is copyrighted March 17, [[2000]] by me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. All names and persons illustrate in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] except for that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]].

And some colors in the- and in some- and a few characters in this issue were originally thought up or drawn by [[Megan Schroeder]].

Anyway, here's the cover of book- Book Number 5! And it's just like you know Mary- it's just like [[Slaweel Ryam]] has made herself really, really big, and Sonichu's just standin' in front of her, and she's got me trapped in a mirror, and I'm thinkin, "Well, this stinks." Hmm.

And then [[Sonichu]] says, "You won't get away with this, Slaweel Ryam!" Hang tight, I'll get ya out of there, Papa. Somehow...

====Episode 12: My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding====

I desw- I w- decided to stop doing [[Sub-Episodes]], 'cause my mom made me promise not to do anymore sub-episodes. So we doing- so we- so this points full episodes.

Anyway, tonight's Special Summoned Guest Star: [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Jack's Knight]], playing the role of the groom!

[''church bells''] We're at a church! [''wedding march'']

I didn't really get an invite, so I'm just hung around there, and I'm in- I'm invisible, behind an invisible cloak. Pretending to be a best man. But anyway, just outside the entrance to the gate, there's, uh, [[Walter Grisby]].

:If I can't have her, then I'll play magic.

Anyway, the wedding is all- is going nice, and I'm, hey this is the wedding between Nicole and her- and her sweetheart William, and anyway I'm thinking it's too bad I can't stay to catch the bouquet! But at least I can watch my old friend leave for a happier life.

As long as my uh, barrier attack lasts, I can main- invisible only in- I c- I can main visible only in spirit. And I'm also happy because, hmm, found the uh, sweet kinda good gal-pal who a-allows my heat to feel stronger with love. Sweet sailor soldier who I first met after having started playing the heart of the cards. Like destiny in a pyramid of light, but not just destiny, but a strong, pure love: sweeter than a passionate strawberry or the sweetest piece of chocolate.

[''PSHW!''] Hmm? My sixth sense is tingling! What the! BARRR! There's an arrow flying around! I'm seeing the future, and it goes right through... William... body...

:"AAahh."

Ps- was future swot! Future sight! [''whimpering''] No, Nicole's happiness!

:"HEELLLllllp!"

He's gonna take her away? Jeeze! Oh, no, Sarah happiness will be ruined! I can't let that happen!

:"It's time to play a CWC-spell!"

...and I pull out my duel-disk... my deck. 'S time to play a CWC-spell! Spelled with C-W-C. Cause if you see my initials, it comes out the word 'quick.' Anyway, in this case, I'll place a CWC-Trap. But I'll play a Reasoning first. Hmm.

And then Walt's about to launch an arrow, and I'm st-standin' right next to him, still invisible, and I'm sayin, "Walt! Walter Grisby!"

:"Wut?"

:"This is your voice of reason. You do not have to do this. There are other girls behind the light, magical curtain."

:"I have no conscience!"

[''PSHW!''] He fires his arrow. "Shoot! Activate Negate Attack!" My card pops up and i- it takes in the arrow.

Is- and- what- Walt is like, "What is that?"

Fi- is- ts- then somebody- and then somebody in the audience sees the flying arrow, he's like, "FIRE!"

:"Liar Liar."

Heheh.

"Show yourself, coward," says Wes-Li.

Still remaining vis- invisible, I make my little speech.

:"I am no coward. Sometimes I'm a great duelist; mostly I am a loyal friend, and I can do wonders behind the scenes. But the truth is... ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER."

[''WSHWSHWSH'']

And I pull my invisible barrier curtain to reveal myself.

:"I am legendary warrior of love and honesty: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU]]."

And Walter recognizes me, he know- he knows my original name.

:"Christopher! How dare you interrupt my frank and cruel lovey-dovey plans! YOU [[Autism|AUTISTIC]] FREAK!"

[''FFW''] Ouch.

[''mumbling thoughts''] Eh, remember Meg-Chan... future happiness for us... Nicole's happiness with Will... mostly Meg-Chan... wuluwulusuzu

:"RIGHT! I do not want to fight my old be- my old be- my best friend's happy-dappy day, we can be adult about this with you leaving in peace and letting the new Mrs. Nicole Rammer Spice live her future in peace."

:"Hm, you're right," says Walt. "We can live peacefully like adults."

:"There you go, that's the way to do it!"

:"But I'm gettin' her, not that jerk!"

:"What!"

And he knocks me down with a sock-in-the-face! [''PSH!'']

:"If there is anyone who objects to this union of Nicole and William, speak now or forever hold your piece."

William says- I mean Walt says, "Um, I do." [''PSHWPSHWSHW!''] And he grabs Nicole and... he dashes away Nicole and stands on my head. Oof. And he's just standin' on my head with Nicole in her- in his grasp, and he's sayin', "De dame comes with me!"

:"Walter, you jerk! What is the meaning of this?"

And then I'm thinkin', ok, who played the mega-morph?

===Transcript Part 2===

And then Walt dashes away with Nicole in his arms, and then I'm j-slapped awake.

:"Get up! Get up!"

And I'm like, just in a daze for a moment.

An, the father of bride's saying, "Christopher! Please br-bring out baby back!"

"If you don't it'll mean trouble for you," says her mom.

:"This is terrible!"

:"Uh... Nicole... Meg-chan... happiness for all... mmm... need... energy..."

Activate spell absorption. Activate Dian Keto!

:"Yeah, there we go! I'm coming, Nicole. I'm coming to save you. It's TIME to activate my quick-spells and my CWC-spells. Goodbye Magical Mallet, hello helpful duel-spells."

[''PFFW''] And then I dash after the- after- We- after Walt. And Nicole. And I'm closing in on him, then I'm like, "Alright, my turn." I draw a card, standby, ACTIVATE CREATURE SWAP. [''SHWSWH'']

An'den- and then I jus' pretty much swap myself with him, so I'm- so I'm th- so I catch Nicole in my arms. And then st- and then I break and make a u-turn, then make back way to the church.

:"Uh, wha? Chris?"

:"Hang tight, I'll getcha back to the church on time!"

:"Darn him! That's! 'N Darn him and his stupido magic! I'm the one with the rabbit, and I'm certainly not gonna let him steal it from my hat!"

He locks onto me and uses a combination of Fireblast and Flamethrower. I'm like, "Yikes." He closes in on me with the flamethrower, and then all of a sudden: [''FFFF-THOOMP''] He trips on this thing that falls from the s- falls from sky. And then he just sl- anadaden he jis... rolls forward, and then he gets him- hits with the hit flame, [''FFWW''] his own flame. An'den.

:"What the flame happened?"

And then we pause for a moment. He's like- Nicole's like, "Who saved us?"

OK, yeah! Hey, she's here! Da-DUN!

:"A wedding ceremony has no place for burned-up exes! Plotting from behind the sacred column serves no julus- justice!"

:"And to destroy the dreams of an old friend of a friend of ours is unforgivable. And the hopes and dreams of future happiness earned from tortured times are priceless!"

:"We are [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers!]]"

"And we stand for lights of every heart and justice!"

:"I am [[Sailor Megtune]]!"

:"And I'm [[Megagi]] the Skunk!"

:"And in the name of all hearts, we shall punish you!"

And then Walt faces them and he's like, "How dare you two! I will not be taken down by the likes of you. FLAMETHROWER!" [''FFFFFFFFFFF'']

:[''singing''] "ROCKIN HURRICAAAANE~" [''FFWWWW-PSHOOM!'']

Deflects the flamethrower back in his face and knocks him down! And Nicole's admiring a little bit.

:"Wow, that girl sure can rock! You sure know... you sure know how to pick a winner of a gal-pal, Chris! Christopher?"

[''lovestruck''] Eyeahahhahah-lovey-dovey-yeahhiihhah~ WHAM! Heh.

:"This is not the time to oogle my maternal creator! You have to play that last CWC-spell!"

:"That hurt. Ow. Yeah you right; well you played your part pretty well, miss. Alright, I activate Dark Core!" [''FWWWW'']

And then the dark core appears above Wes- above Walter.

:"But his head's really stuck in the sand, so I'll have to putt!"

And so I pulled out my lightning bolt to make sword used as a golf club and then I bop him into the dark core, and then that's duel.

Later at the church:

[''long and rambling thought'']

:[''sigh''] Nicole almost lost her straight-forward shot to long happiness. I'm sure that I will get to that- walk down that aisle someday myself, with no trouble. Asymmetrical feelings... I love Meg-Chan, yet she's not ready to return or see it. I'd feel better if I could chat with her on the phone, although she uncomfortable doing that. Our email communications are ok, but speech speaks louder than typed words.

And then some- and then usher tells me, "Chris! Would you comes to the bal- come to the room with the balcony please."

And I say, "Ok." And I'm thinking, what's out that.

And all of a sud- all of a sudden this bouquet falls and I catch it after Nicole says, "Think fast!" And I look up and I see her yeah.

:"I wanted to thank you for the wonderful childhood years between you and me, and for being by my side today. I wish you the best of luck for your true love and honest relationship. Good luck to you, Christopher."

:"Mmm. Thanks, Nicole, I wish you the happiest years as well."

And that was the hhhh-appy wedding. Stay tuned for the next episode.

==Episode 13==

===Transcript Part 1===

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 13: Smashed Hearts & Entrapment
| video = {{#ev:youtube|waVjkVS3dLI}}{{#ev:youtube|ATTT3SkTLt8}}
| Stardate = 15 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_13|13]]
| Other = [[CWC]], [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Sonichu]], [[Jamsta Sonichu]], [[Megagi]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], [[The Chaotic Combo]], [[CADD Chef]], [[Walter Grisby]], [[Sailor Megtune]], [[Naitsirhc]], and [[Black Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_5_Official_Videobook#Episode 8| Episode 12]]
| next = [[Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook#Episode 12.5| Episode 12.5]]
}}

Ok, before we move on, let's make one thing perfectly clear: my email address is ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. C-H-I-S C-H-I-N S-O-N-I-C-H-U. All other email addresses that may seem similar are fake, and therewith- there likely host by trolls. And mine is not hosted by trolls, I can tell you that. I have complete control over my aol address. So there for, you send it to this email address, you're definitely sending it to the right person. Me. Christian Weston Chandler. So there. Anyway, let's move on.

====Episode 13.====

We're settin' up the scenery of the City of CWCville, where true love blossoms between true-loving couples. Wreather at the park...

:"Joseph~"

:"Mary~"

Mmm~! [''PSH!!'']

:"By the order of our mistress! Love is forgiven! Forbidden!

What was that?! Uh, moving on, at a local coffee shop...

:"Julia... I... I held- I held this in for so long..."

:"Yes, Nick?"

:"Julia... I lo- I lo-"

[''WPSH!'']

:[''gasp!''] "Oh my God!"

:"Ryam forbids love confessions!!"

Uh! Jeeze! Well how about close to the... [''PSH''] Oh...

:"Oh, I...!"

:"Eeeaaaaa~"

:"I gotta go call 911!"

:"Hand-holding is forbidden in the name of Slaweel Ryam!!"

Oh, how troubling! And where is our favorite hedgehog and mayor? They currently chillin' at the CWCville Shopping Center! The best mall ever, with all the cool stores, including the Pokemon Center, which used to be in New York City!

[''sigh''] [''singing''] Dunuh-dunuh-dunuh, we're just sittin' in the middle.

[''epic text walls commence'']

:[''sigh''] "Well, Sonichu, I've been feeling lots better since I've first- since I've first met Meg-Chan. She's bo- she's the sweetest, and she's- she has the right spunk amo-among all ladies."

:"Yeap. I unde- yep, just like me and Rosey. But yet she's been ha- she's yet to return the feelings, hadn't she, sir."

:"Yeah, but I've been very patient with her. By being a kind and understanding friend for her, giving her time and space, and helping her feel ok, she's warming up to me. Not only that, but with each amount of time I spend with her personally, ehh- with each of her warm, tender smiles, and with the each of her loving thought about her, each loving thought about her, my heart grows fonder with the true love I feel for her. At least she knows that I have those feelings for her. I had the guts to tell her personally.

:"Hmm. Well, Rosechu and the other hedgehogs and I wish you the best of luck, sir, with her."

:"Thank you. Speaking of which, did you n- [''pant''] know that I haven't used [[attraction sign|that dumb sign]] since that fiasco at the [[Sonichu 4|Get-Tar Region]], yet all it took was turning to the "[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Heart of the Cards]]" to find the best woman of the rest. She's irreplaceable."

:"And she's [[boyfriend-free girl|single]] too, right?"

:"Ha. Well, that was a fortunate bonus. I easi- I easily mistook her brother at first, though."

[''PFFT''] "Alright, over the loud speakers at the CWCville Shopping Center, we're rockin' with the best of light rock and anime hits, and everything here at station KCWC: CWCville's Number One Radio Station! Keepin' it real with [[Jamsta Sonichu]]! YOWZA! I've just been handed an urgent bulletin: apparently, a jerkop squad has been harassing loving couples around the city! The true men and women of blue and black can't keep up with these minons of this- of de dirtiest- of the dirtiest witch of [[PVCCitizens]], Slaweel Ryam. We could really use the help of my main dudes, Christian Chandler and Sonichu and the rest of the h-[[Chaotic Combo]] about now. More news after this groove-track from [[Monica Rial]]."

:"Dang! I can't believe it! I thought her reign of heart-shattering terror was over! Well, I won't let her get away with it! It was a good thing I informed the citizens about the difference between jerkops and the true police people!"

And me a while back, I have made a speech over a podium, tellin' everybody, "And so, I urge you, the citizens of CWCville, Dirgit- Virginia, to remember: with the police, only Black and Blue are True; all other coller- all other colors are VICE! They are fakess, and they are impostors. Thank you."

So then Sonichu and I dash out of the CWCville mall; yeah he dashes on a head, a little bit ahead of me. But I pull out my Nintendo DS, and I call up my hoverboard. Mm- after I uh, look at the uh, overhead map. I'm like, "Whew! Look at all these things!"

There's a whole bunch of these uh, between a number of the true police people and the villi- and the villains- the impostorous police.

:"Wow! There's jerkops everywhere, and my CWCville police- police are eas- are vastly outnumbered. Let's go, Sonichu."

So I call my Air Rider. Board. Beep!

Meanwhile, in the city, the police are doing their best to hold back the citizens, while the police do their best to fight the jerkops and janekops. Along with their leader, Slaweel Ryam and Count Graduon.

:YES! With my battalion of jerkops at the ready, and my monster in my shadow, I'm sure to lure that nuisance, Christian, into my trap! When he stands in thers rectangle below, I'll have him! In my clutches! Hehehehe!

:UEH! With that Cherio- With that Cherokee out of the picture, I will be able to take over the city, then the world! Especially with the dark shadow within the [[Naitsirhc|adopted child]] in Viridian!

DON'T WORRY CITIZENS! Sonichu and I and the re- e-e-e'rbody el- We're all coming to save the day! [''fanfare''] DUNDUH-DUNDUH!

So we both- we both arrive there safely, and the policeman- and the police officer says, "Glad- so glad to see you here, your honor!"

:"At ease, Constable. I've assessed the situation. Wow, so organized neatly. She's pulled out all the stops. Leave it to me and my hedgehog crew, Constable. Keep all the civilians out of the metroplex. That's an order."

:"Yes, SIR!"

And in the nearby an alley, there's uh, Megagi's just hiding in there. She's calling M- She calling Meg-Chan. She's goin', "Meg? It's me! There's trouble in CWCville! [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|Come quick]]!"

Alright so, I got- I have to call my cavalry.

:"CWC-Spell Magic: ELECTRIC CHAOTIC SUMMON!"

Then upon then now all the other hedgehogs get the little beam of blue light beamed down on them, then the rez- then they realite's, they're gonna be teleported to action; they're being called. And then I have to call my sister as well.

:"Heart-Torch Glow! Twin sister call!"

And she re- and then she notices the uh, blue light around her; she uh- she's shopping at the time.

Oh, my brother needs me! Aw, I was having fun sampling this wonderful perfume. Well, duty calls!

[''Sonichu theme''] Go, Go Electric Hedgehogs! Doo-DOO-de-doo-de-doo~

ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER! [''theme song'']

[''WSHWSHWSH''] [''chimes''] Crystalina Rosechu!

[''WSHWSHWSH''] [''fanfare''] Da-daa! Chris-Chan Sonichu!

:"Warrior lu- of love and honesty- Warrior of TRUE love and honesty, Chris-Chan Sonichu."

:"Warrior o' love and hearts, Crystalina Rosechu."

:[''chorus''] AND THE SONICHUS AND ROSECHUS OF CWCVILLE, VIRGINIA! We are CHRIS-CHAN PURE and the CHAOTIC COMBO!

Title of Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts and Entrapment."

So then I call- so then I make my call to Slaweel the evil witch.

:"Evil witch of dark descent! Return to the darkness from which you came!"

:"Nah'only will I not retreat, but I will send out my Big Man to destroy you, Christian! Come out, [[CADD Chef|Kinero-Mene]]!!"

And then comes out this big, tall guy; he's a really big, monsterous size.

:"Hallo thar, Chicos! Your mall design is... I have Grade 'F' Destruction for you!"

:[''scoff''] "Oh, it is on! Sonichu, take the Chaotic Combo; disperse and attack the jerkops. Crystalina, help me in taking down that CADD Chef impostor. Let's go! HYAAAA!"

And yet the sonichu- and while the sonichus and rosechus an' e'erbody an'a- an dere all attackin', takin' down all the jerkops and janekops, Crystalina and I personally attack the CADD Chef. And yet as we approach the uh, giant CADD Chef, he jaunches some, uh... fistful of attacks against us, but we manage to dodge them. And then we- and then we both make our jumps onto him, and then we go- er- we crawl up his le- an'den- an'den, when we hit his leg, it's like 'clank clank.' It's like, uh, ok he's made a construction steel.

:"Hmm. Crystalina, follow me!"

Yeah, and so we're going up him. And then we're both sr- sr- going around his head in circles, and yet I- and yet, I notice- a'yet I was able to uh, make a hole in the top of his head with my- with my Spin Dash. And then I gave him a quick thunder in the head.

And then Slaweel's like, "You cannot screw his head! You cannot unscrew his head, nor make him dizzy! Ha-haa! SPECIAL DARK SPEAR ATTACK!" [''PF-PF!'']

===Transcript Part 2===

Yeah, because our- yeah, our attacks were useless against him at the time. Anywa- anyway, uh her- anyway, Slaweel's did hit us both, and we got ru- knocked off the uh, giant monster. We ha- we uh, land on the ground. We yet we survived. And yet I look up but in a daze, I'm like, "Oh no! He's makin' a big jump, and he's about to land on both of us!"

[''WHWHWHWHWHW-DEW-PSH''] Whoa! Something knocked him off course!

:"WHAT?"

[''Sailor Soldier theme'']

And middle bad- and mid-battle, Sonichu pauses to take notice.

:"Well, those jerkops gave lol- gave us all the run for the money. Oh, look who's joined the party!"

[''Sailor Soldier theme'']

:"Terrorizing the week-end and n-threatening to destroy a masterpiece of the heart? I will'st not stand for that!"

:"And we won't let you get away with it, either."

:"We are Sailor Soldiers!"

:"And we stand for every heart light and justice!"

:"I'm Sailor Megtune!"

:"And I'm Legagi Na-Skunk!"

:"And in the name of all hearts, we shall punish you!"

So anyway, for the moment, Slaweel is puzzled, but yet, uh- and yet Count Graduon's just surprised. "Uh huh!," Count Graduon says.

And then Slaweel says, "Eh, first we had the parodic transformations. Now we actual have a pretty girl Sailor Soldier? What a kooky world!"

:"Chris-Chan, finish that monster!"

:"YES!"

:So that Megtune! Wow, my brut'er can sure pick a real winner of a [[gal-pal]]!

:"BLUE THUNDER!"

:"ORANGE THUNDER!"

[''PFFW-PSH!'']

:"Our unique souls..."

:"...shall grind and crush your black hearts!"

CHRIS-CHAN PURE PULSE JOLT LANCE!

And our- he happens to be landing- his head is facing us, so w'we have to do is put our- a-aim our attack into the hole I made in his head. An' then that made him explode. Mm.

And then, alright, that attacks over with, I still got some energy in me.

:"Alright, Slaweel, it's your turn! CURSE-YE-HA-ME...!"

:We don't think so! Dark Mirror Hole!

Whoa! This thing can opens up under me and I'm slipping in? Whoa! When did the- when did the cement become water? Or quicksand, for that matter! Anyway, e'erbody else is surprised and Ma- and Megchan and Crystalina are rushin' to ss- rushin' to grab my hands. They successfully got my... hands.

So now they're tryin' to- now they're tryin' to rescue me from the quicksand glass abyss.

Well, this stinks. [''wrong order''] Then again, I'm thinkin', if I don't get out, they will be sad. Girls, let go. You may be sucked into this darkness. I don't want you both to suffer. [''whimper'']

Meanwhile, in Viridian City: [''PFF''] Hmm.

:[''wrong voice''] "This- [''right voice''] This stinks."

My thought is being telepathically linked. To Naitsirhc, and Naitsirhc's like, "Huh? This plot doesn't stink!" He was plotting at the time. And he's like, "What's going on? Ooff. My head. My chest! What's going on? Eeeauh~ Where this thing come from?"

When the original medal is so- is submerged in darkness, the dark medal will appear. And he s-whose name is reversed will transform into the- into an ultimate dark being of complete opposite origins.

Anyway, Naitsirhc's transformation is happening over at the uh, Giovanni base; and Team Rocket base. Anyway, just after the incident, Black Sonichu, Blake, walks by, and he says- he thinks Naitsirhc is me. Then, "Huh? What're you doin' in Naitsirhc's room? Look, just because you're my so-called fath- so-my so-called creator and director, doesn't mean that you can barge in and..."

:"Eeerrrrah."

:"Wait. You're not Christian. What the heavy metal rock band is going on here? Naitsirhc?"

Meanwhile, back in CWCville. Hmm. I'm- eem- the powers being con-trolled by- controlled by uh, Count Graduon, n'he's thinking, "How futile! Why else do you give a darn about him? Wait. I have it. I can make Christian really suffer by sealing his [[incest|two]] [[rape|girlfriends]] in the mirror, instead of him! Time to turn the tables, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh."

An'then all of a sudden there's a click and a whir. And then Cri- and then while the two are in effor- grine'it- effort they're sayin', "Wa-hang in there Chris! We won't let you go!"

And then Crystalina notices the click-whir 'n'shz like, "What the?! Is the ground flipping? Oh, I can't let my brother go, yet I don't want Meg to be trapped either. There's only one thing I can do. I'm sorry, Meg."

So she wraps her tail around her... neck, an'den flung- and'den flungs- and den flings her away. Aside.

:"Oof. Oof. Christian! Crystal! Noooooo~"

And the mirror does flip, and yet I'm the one on the outside and, um Crystal is trapped on the inside.

And in her last buh-breath before she's ssss-falls into the sunder in there, calls out my name, "Christoperrr."

:"No! Crystal!"

"Huh. Well, I got one anyway," says Slaweel.

And then Meg is just feeling sa- 'n sad over this- had over this chain of events.

:"Oh Christian! Your sister! What can I say that can atone for your loss. Such tender feelings. No. Due my past events I must ignore those feelings. Ah, but I can't help but feel sorry for him; he looks so pitiful! Besides, if I lost my brwother, he'd do what he could to mend [[China|m-my emotional wound]]."

And now we're all gathered together, and yet now Slaweel has Crystal trapped in the mirror, 'n she's saying, "You may have take' down my squad, but I have yo' Sistah, Mistah! HAHAHAHAHA-HAHA!"

To be continued in the next book! Stay tuned for the next book! Thank you! What a cliff-hanger!

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 4 Official Videobook

2010-11-26T00:46:54Z

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[[Image:issue4.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 4]]

'''''Sonichu'' #4 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]. He started uploading these videos on 14 [[September 2009]].

The print version of ''Sonichu'' #4 includes reprints of the first four sub-episodes, but Chris goes ahead and skips to the new material.

*In Sub-Episode 5, marvel at the exciting conclusion to the McAttack! Crystal Weston Chandler (no not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|that one]], the [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|other one]]) makes her first appearance-but not before [[W-M-Manajerk]] knocks those stupid anime wings off Chris's fat head!
{{quote|"HAVE SOME FISTFULL FRIES!!"}}
*In Sub-Episode 6, Christian provides a glimpse into the inner workings of the jerkops. Later, Crystal stuns them with her super-slut powers, and Chris finishes them off with magic!
*In Sub-Episode 7, Chris [[Straw|fellates]] a [[Target]] soft-drink! Oh, and he gets handcuffed by Bagget. I mean [[Dagget]].
*And in Sub-Episide 8, tiring of Chris's faggotry, Bagget gives him a noogie on the rough, unyielding Get-Tar carpet!
{{quote|Here's a tattoo... on the house!}}
:Chris's tears of blood have never tasted so very, very sweet.

==Sub-Episode 5==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Part 2 of McAttack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rN2tINskVac}}
| Stardate = 14 September [[2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_5|Sub-5]]
| Other = [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[W-M-Manajerk]], [[Cherokian Ancestor]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], and [[Count Graduon]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#ESub-Episode 4| Sub-Episode 4]]
| next = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 6| Sub-Episode 6]]
}}

===Transcript===

Okay, now for our next installment of... most of Book Number 4. Because we got most of the Sub-Episodes out of the way, we shall skip right up to, uh, Sub-Episode 5. Once again, all Sonichu material is [[copyright]] March 17, [[2000]] by Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] comic books except that of myself, that may seem similar to anybody in real life or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Anyway, here is the cover of Book Number 4.

:"Hey, bur-ba-bur-ba-dur, [[Virginia is for Virgins]]!"

:"Hey, true love is illegal in Virginia!"

:"You'll never get away from loneliness! Deheheheh!"

I'll persevere. I'll get over it. And I ''will'' find my sweetheart!

====Sub-Episode 5: Part 2 of McAttack.====

As you recall from the previous Sub-Episode, [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and I kicked those [[M-C-D-ville]] [[manajerks]]' behinds. Darkbind left after the battle to continue his quest for his Princess [[Zelina Rosechu]]'s re-awakening. After my victory speech, the [[W-M-Manajerk|manajerk]] in the Mal-Wart Region barged in to challenge me. Which brings us up to date!

:"HAVE SOME FISTFULL FRIES!!" [''PSH!'']

"Aaah!" He knocked my wings off my head! [''sound effects'']

:Oh man, all this soda pop gone to waste... I'd better take a shower and ooh- uh- come out smelling like a flower. [''PFFFFFFF!''] [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|That was a mighty ''CWC'' shower]]. "Anyway, now I'm mad. YAAAAH!"

I threw a punch and he catches it with his fist. Oh. Uh, and he lifts- and he lifts me up!

:"Ah ha! Try to get out of my evil grip! Hahahahaa!"

[''telepathy ensues'']

:Dang it, I should've stayed transformed. But even then, would I become able to defeat this manajerk by myself?

:Don't sweat it, Chris. There is a way to defeat.

:What? [[Cherokian Ancestor|Ancestor]]?

:Hello, Chris.

:It i- it is you. So good to see a friendly face. But I'm in a real bind now, so what advice do you have for me, wise one?

:Do you recall how your powers made your wings real?

:Yeah.

:What you need now is a woman's touch.

:What?

:Look.

:My [[Heart Torch]]? But it's made from [[Pixelblocks]]!

:Yes, Chris, but understand I know if you combined with your powers, you could use it to summon your [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|dream sibling]]. She would be able to help you much better than your... mother or yourself. Farewell, Chris, I'll check in with you later.

:Summon my dream sibling? A'course! My twin sister, [[sister|Crystal]]! I'll get the- I get the Heart Torch- I gotta get the Heart Torch, ah shoot, but there it is with the rest of my stuff on that table. I may be unable to transform, but I can still attack. "Electric Hedgehog Attack, Growth!"

And I'm bade- And I'm made bigger. [''WOOWOOWOOWOO''] And oh- and my hands and legs become bigger than his hands and grasp. So then I easily get up and jump out of his- jump out- jump out of his hands, and I land nearby a chair. And then, there's like there's still distance between me and the Heart Torch, so he pulls out a laser gun and he... zaps me, and he tries zaps me, but he misses all three times.

I get the Heart Torch and I go, "Heart Torch, Glow!" [''WOOWOOWOOWOO''] The beam blue light surrounds me [''WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO''] and then the- right behind me, [''WOOWOOWOO''] I get cloned [''WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO''] with my female sis- with my female clone, [''WOOWOOWOO''] which would be considered my sister. [''WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO''] "Ah well. Huh."

:"Fancy seeing you in the flesh, Christopher... my brother! Even though we're clones, we're still like siblings!"

:"And it is good to have you here, too, Crystal, my sister!"

"Oh, swell," replies the W-M-Manajerk. "Now there's two of 'em? That makes my job a lot harder! But I'll do it anyway! [''PKEW!''] He zaps his gun.

:[''gasp''] "Get down, brother!" [''sound effects'']

It misses the both of us.

:"Oh, great! Another hole-in-one!"

:"Ah, thanks for the save, sis!"

:"No problem."

:"I see your- but d- your [[medallion]]. Do you possess the same amount- same anchuent powers as I do?"

:"Yeah, I can transform!"

:"All right, then let's- all right, then let's transform and get him!"

:"Yeah!"

YEAH!

[''singing together''] Electriiic Hedgehooog Powerrr! [''transformation noises'']

Ta-da! [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]! [[Crystalina Rosechu]]!

[''PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW!''] Continues to zap at us, but we deflect with Mirror Coat, and shoots his shooting arm off.

:"Aah!"

Crystal and I come together, and jump up and bego- and lean on and towards a double-corkscrew KICK! [''VRRRRR! PPPPPPSH!''] We knock him down. Hmm.

:"Hey sis, let's finish him off!"

:"My com- by combining our ultimate attacks... you read my mind! Oh yeah, let's do it!"

:"Mmmph," he's nadrama.

So then she... takes off her tiara, and she goes "Shocking Tiara!"

And I start off my [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]], then she throws her tiara and I launch my attack, "Ha!" aiming at the intersection point of her tiara and the- and the duh- and the manajerk, combining our powers into one forceful attack. We hit- we destroy his robotic body and his head comes poppin' off. BOOM! [''sound effects'']

And he's landed- his head just lands near by us.

"Eeh!" And then the Seinor Merried Keer- [[Merried Seinor Comic|Seinor Comic]] says, "I knew he couldn't get him- I knew he couldn't get him e-der!"

Then the [[niggo|black]] [[B-Manajerk|manajerk]] says, "Yeah, we three should go back to [[PVCCitizens]]." Hmm.

:"Wow. Just a head. [[Random Access Humor|Well it shows that he can never be left behind]]."

:"Hahaha! That's a [[lies|good one]]! But seriously, I have a few words for this manajerk."

:Oh great. [''mental grumbling'']

:"How dare you intrude in my brother's long and enduring quest to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]! And not only that, you also had the nerve to attempt to hurt him emotionally and physically! Ynaow would you feel if you were in his situation? You'd understand that spelling it out is the way to find a girlfriend from the ground up especially since he is very shy! But I pity you, because you have no body, which leads to the obvious conclusion that you have no heart. You are missing out on some awesomely great emotions, big time! You can't possibly feel the intense emotions from having a frustrated hormones, as well as his loneliness, you [[jerk]]! Why don't you just..."

:"Eh ok ok ok, sis, I feel- I think you made your point. What I- what I want to know is who sent this jerk?"

:"Grr. Fine, I'll tell you. I'm from the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], and I was sent by its president, [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]]."

:"Dang that witch! It is so like her to attempt to murder my soul again! Let's send this bowling ball flying back toward- to that witch, sis!"

:"Alright!"

:"Alright, we kick on 'hike.' HUT, HUT, HUT, HIKE!" [''PFFT'']

And the head gets blown- gets b- gets kicked sky-high.

Meanwhile, at Slaweel's office at the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, Slaweel watches us from a [[Count Graduon|crystal ball]].

:"Come, Crystal. I'll treat you to lunch."

And then Count Graduon says, "Hehe, you'll get his soul yet!"

:"Curses that Chris! He has thwarted my fed- efforts again!"

[''PFFT!''] And the head- and the head of the manajerk crashes in [''Chris giggles''] and it bonks Mary Lee Walsh- bonks Slaweel Ryam on the head!

:"I thought it couldn't get any worse!"

[''TWEETWEETWEETWEETWEE! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!''] And her cuckoo-clock goes, "If she thinks he'll never find a boyfriend-free girl with his method, then Slaweel is CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!"

End of the episode. Stay tuned for the next Sub-Episode.

==Sub-Episode 6==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 6: Backyard Safari
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pofYvaDb-EY}}
| Stardate = 14 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_5#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22|Sub-6]]
| Other = [[Sonichu]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], and [[ScotPalazzo]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-epside 5| Sub-Episode 5]]
| next = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 7| Sub-Episode 7]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''intro music'']

[''singing''] Surf up- Surv- Surviving and exploring the Galapagos and the jungles and all that~

Epi-

====Sub-Episode 6: Backyard Safari====

:"Safari, Pop? Yer examining the [[jerkops]], not an elephant, or a beaver..."

[[China|Beavers]] are so much better anyway, heheheheheh.

[''CWC reads a long passage "in character" as Cartoon CWC'']

:"Hello! And welcome to ano'er episode of Backyard Safaris! I am your host, Christian Weston Chandler. On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the carnivorous jerkops. They may look like your everyday males and females of just-yice, but they- but they were- but they- take my word, folks: the jerkops are evil and mean.

:"Let's take a look at one- leketake a look at this one- edone- in this illustration right here. Now, here we see its head is basic human shape, but only thinks evil and naughty thoughts. Note its eyes are frowning--they stay that way 24-7. With this face, they rwarewy- er- rarely attract any women, or men upongs- amongst the janekops.

:"This badge is a phony. It's really a graham cracker covered in glitter-glue. It wards away all who approach it with its out-of-date breadstick. They wear basic black pants to cover their agile-yet-ugly legs; veins, hair, and sores. Oh my! Ech.

:"Some n'all wear black- wear black glove to cover- to cover the spot where one finger fell off as it grew up.

:"They wear brown shoes, because they are ashamed of their sausage-feet.

:"When attacked by one, you can take it down easily by kickin' it... here. In the sourdough-area.

:"This is the leader of the jerkops; mostly he's know as the jerkheek- the [[jerkhief]]. It is the meanest, most strict, and evil of all. Not only is it mean, but it is also related to the na- to the not as mean illnuts- to the not as mean lummox. You can look up the information now on the lummox in the Ben and Stumpy Show, available on DVD. Now, the jerkhief's head is bigger than a bowling ball, yet due to his triple chins, it is shaped like a lightbulb! But it comes up with very few bright ideas at all. It also has a basic frown, and glassy eyes. Literally! You can identify a jerkheif by its badge, instead of a cracker! It uh- it's a hunk of tree bark. Showin' the inside, lighter side, it has a glitter-glue all over it. Among with- along- among its, uh, with its [[Racist|natural color]], the jerkhief w- all- wears all brown articles of clothing to cover [[Obesity|its bulging blobbiness]]. Because of its monstrous bones and blubber a jerkhief willeigh 1500 pounds. A lot more... than a [[Barbara|Snorlax]] [''snores''] at ten- at ten-hundred-fourteen pounds. Its weak point is still the sourdough region, but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it: its blubber gets in the way. Instead of a breadstick, it uses a metallic psss- a metallic slingshot to ward away all who approach it. The jerkhief really, really loves virgins for some all- for some odd reason, and will attack one at first sight. When it attacks, it attacks with its tribe of jerkops, as they shout threats, then they attack without mercy.

:"The other day I was hangin' around with some of my gal-pals, and from out of nowhere a jerkop ca- tribe came in and shouted their threats e- p- s- duh- as, uh- shouted their threats. As a lonely virgin, I was in danger! But luckily, my partner [[Sonichu]] was there, and he videotaped the encounter. So we'll show it to you now, and you can learn how to defend yourself if you come into a similar situation. Sonichu, would you please show the video."

:"Yes sir, mon capitan!"

Mmm.

:"I started off as- in calm, pleasant mood 'cause I was conversing with my gal-pals. Just so you know, a gal-pal is not classified as a girlfriend; they're just friends. Then they- then they came, the squad of jerkops, threatening me, the lonely virgin. Ah, but I am not the weak virg- person they think I am. I am much much [[Semen|saltier]]! Let's watch and see how the battle went."

Mmm.

:"'ey, I was thrilled thatcha- uya'll stopped by the, uh, league last- league to talk to me last night."

:"Yeah, no problem, Chris, no problem, ublablablablah~"

Hmm.

:"UH, WE NO WANT YOU ON OUR LAND, SO YOU LEAVE NOW OR WE KEEL YOU!"

:[''sigh''] "C'mon, I'm only hangin' with my friends! I'm not leavin', you lousy jerkops."

[''barely recognizable Old West Showdown Music'']

:"Hey, brother! I'm [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|coming]] out now!"

:Sis? Aw, man! She's gonna be in danger if she doesn't get out of here!

:"Whatdya think, bro? Am I a fashion-du-jour or what?"

And then all the jerk- and then all the jerk- and then all the jerkops and jerkhiefs turn and look at her and like "ooh" and they- and they start droolin' up a storm.

"Oh, you look fan-san-san-" uh, and so I tell her, "you look fantastic sis. Uh, please do your fashion show bit."

And then she realizes- then she jerkops- and she realizes, oh, jerkops, yeah, I see. "Ok, brother, you got it!"

:Yeah now's my- heh- now's my chance to s-s-strike them out. "Electric Hedgehog Attack: PSYCHIC POWER!" [''FFFFW!'']

And my eyes turn purple from blue and green. Mmm.

[''Cartoon Chris holds up a banana-finger and launches into another monologue'']

:Well, as we all know, all male creatures of any species will always fall for a very pretty face, and wow, does my twin sister Crystal have one. I have seized the opportunity while the jerkops were distracted and drooling!

Boy! They let out more drool than watefall. Uch. Gross!

:Now, with my psychic powers, I was ready. First I took control of their weapons, opened da dimension hole and I levitate the weapons into the hole, and I close da dimension hole. Once I was sure all of the weapons had entered the h- hole... yeah, then I shut it up... Those less-than-two-bits jerkops were still drooling. Over my sister. Not reaizing the sitch, leavin' the j- leaving the jerkhief alone for the moment, I took control of the jerkops' bodies levitated them all and speci-cly arranged them outside the store's entrance, as so! [''vaguely phallic shape'']

Great! That's more drool than Lake... Erie! Heheh!

:"Aha! Now it is your turn, jerkhief!"

:[''drooling sounds''] ublublublu~

:"You're not getting to me no matter what. You may try in attempt or threat. I will hang out wherever I want, when I want, and how I want! And I will never quit in my search for a boyfriend-free girl, either! So all you jerkops may as go back to Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and tell Slaweel Ryam that if she still intent on shattering my heart again, she can not! My heart is indestructible. And the more you haze me, I will go strong you. Grow stronger. Beware, evil, [[Sailor Moon|for in the name of my heart, soul, and sweetheart search, I will punish you]]!

And so I use my p-psychic powers, to levitate the big guy, and make him curl into a ball. I and den I launch him like a bowling ball to the array of jerkops I've left standing there. And I aim, and I fire the bowling ball!

:[''BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-BBB''] "I only need one more strike for the win... and the championship!" [''BBBBB- PFF!''] "Yes! I got 301! Hey... ya ever heard of someone who got [[Random Access Humor|300 and ''lose'']]?"

[''VVW''] And my- and my psychic powers go away, there, and I go back to normal and then I say "That's Game!"

[''Cartoon CWC delivers another wall of text'']

:"Right after da- those jerkops struck out, they all feared me and ran away with their tails between their legs. If they had tails. The jerkops rarely preproduce, due to the lack of females, which they would be classified as janekops. And there are a few janekops in their. So they brainwash the slow-minded people with the h- hypno-gun. I've managed to snag one from that day. The beam only works on [[slow in the mind|slow-minded]], [[Autism|mentally]] handicapped adults. My mind like most of the world-wide population is [[Lies|not slow]] so the ray has no effect on me. Although when functional the beam makes the victim able to, uh- hang on a second I lost my place- oh, able stand up... straight, develop a terribly aggressive attitude, and transforms him or her into an official jerkop or janekop within seconds!

:"Wellp! That's all the time we have for now. Tune in again next time as we- and we will trek upon the grounds of the PVCCitizens to investigate how these nasty, evil villains are made!

:"Good night, folks!"

And yet my show is being watched by the... evil [[ScotPalazzo]], in the [[Fashion Square Mall|Fa-Square Sho-Mo Regio- Region]].

[''incensed, ScotPalazzo launches into a mental rant'']

:How utterly ridiculous... that man has his own TV show and comic book? This world is so corrupt. I have to call PVCCitizens and order more jerkops and janekops to intercept him. He seeks love and companionship from a girlfriend I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! For love is the one thing that makes this world so dizzy, and the less love there is, the better. I know this because my mother loved my father so much, that she killed him, then herself! I will not allow that idiot Christian Chandler to ever letceed- succeed in his love quest!

What a total son-of-a-BEEP! And a total DEET!

End of the Sub-Episode; stay tuned for the next one!

==Sub-Episode 7==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 7: Off-Target, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ecZeg7wT9AU}}
| Stardate = 14 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_7|Sub-7]]
| Other = [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], [[Rosechu]], [[Saramah]], [[Bagget|Dagget]], [[Crackder]], and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-epside 6| Sub-Episode 6]]
| next = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 8| Sub-Episode 8]]
}}

===Transcript===

====Sub-Episode 7: Off-Target, Part 1====

Beginning from the, uh- from a comic- from the drawn previously drawn comic strip that happened a while back, before this date of July 23, [[2005]].

I am Chris-Chan- I'm as Chris-Chan Sonichu and I'm at the, uh- I'm at the, uh, Fashion Square Mall where I'm intercepted by the jerkops and [[Slaweel]].

:"Mar- Slaweel Ryam! This is a trap!"

:"That's right, Chris-Chan! And there's no escape from my magic and my jerkop squad! Want a girlfriend? Tough lightning!"

:"BRING IT ON!"

And I go into a spin dash, and I knock the jerkops squad- knock some of the jerkops out.

And yet they manage to strike me down. Dirty rats.

Rosechu's nearby, and she's like "Oh, no! Chris!"

S-[[Sarah_Hammer#Saramah_Rosechu|Saramah]] Rosechu comes out. "I've gotta save him from those fiends!" And then she uh- s-shoots and arrow up at S-Slaweel Ryam's... pitchfork. Then she goes down.

:"Shoot!"

And then all the jerk- and then all the jerkops and janekops temporary get deactivated from lack of command. And then Nicole comes nearby me after we both change back.

:"Chris, are you ok?"

:"Oh, [[Sarah Hammer|Nicole]], you save me! Thank you!"

:"Well, tyranny and pression is against your swuest, huh? Let's rest for a while then I will help you! Want a girlfriend? You got it, best friend!"

And then, ne- nearby the S-Slaweel Ryam fal- fall down, "Ooh."

And then uh- and then, ah- and then the, uh- and then Count Graduon is nearby in the wand, he's sayin' "Ooh... One day, Christian, I will destroy you with the strongest, most evil villain, ever!"

Oh, I'm sorry- this actually happe- this, uh, bit actually happened, so we're fast-forwarding to the actual date, Ja-

=====July 20, 2005.=====

Mean eh- meanwhile in the apa- at the office of Slaweel Ryam at the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens: [PSH! PKEW!] Ahem. Mmm.

:"Count Graduon! Count Graduon and I have com- gone over your records, and we have found that you are the best te- tu- of the worst! You're even better than that Jerkhief! So I give you a s-very special assignment!"

And then they're seeing me, in their... in their crystal, there. Mmm. In their crystal ball. And... Graduon says, "Our nemesis, Christian Chandler, has been located at the new [[Get-Tar Region]]. We want you to intercept and capture him. Bring him to us. I will send a hypnowave to the manajerks in the region. To help you in the capturing."

:"But if you faaail, you shall spend the rest of eternity in the pool of hot lava, do you understand?"

:"I will not fail you, Mistress Slaweel Ryam."

:"See that you don't!"

And so the mysterious man wanders off to, ah... a- try and intercept me. A- Yet I'm starti- yet- yet July? Stardate July 20, 2005: Hmm. I'm realizing that, like, you know, it's been calm and peaceful here but anyway~

[''a wall of thoughts commences'']

:After being throwed out of regions because having girl- girlfriend was illegal, I lost all possible great watering-holes. But that the new- then the Get-Tar Region opened, I feel that I am [[Random Access Humor|right on Target]] in finding a boyfriend-free girl or- to be my [[sweetheart]].

:Ahh, this is a great set-up. An open bar-table facing the paths to the exit, a dollar for a drink with free refills, and I- and all the ladies will have to walk by me. I'm downed- I am bound to be found by a boyfriend-free, current-my-age-year-old-girl now! Especially since this sweetheart search has been going on for about two years now. [''sigh'']

:[''singing and giggling''] Toodie-froodie, drawing manga the all day long. (Hahaha!) Only three days since I skipped my last deadline! (HoohoohooHOO!) Goshirento, you're so silly! (Hehehehehehee...) Toodie-froodie, drawing munga all day long... (Huhahahaha!)

And then these t- and then the two manajerks come in.

:"HEY PUNK! WE DON'T WAND CHU IN OUR REGION! WE'VE GOT- WE'VE HEARD OF YOUR [[Virgin with rage|STATUS]]!"

:"And by the order of Slaweel, the headmistress of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, you are being banned from this region't!"

But yet I'm just got my headphones on, and I'm continuing to draaww~!

:"Hey! Are you listening? Stop your cursed loitering and get out!"

And then I'm, like, being somewhat [[Autistic|sarcastic]] and say, "I'm sorry, were you addressing me?" An' I'm thinkin' "not again... oh well!" Anyway, I frustrate them, so they're about to attack, an' I-

:[''sigh''] Not again... Oh well, [[Homo|I'll just blow them]] away! "Electric Hedgehog Attack: Whirlwind!" [''FFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWW! FWW!'']

:"Aaah!"

Blow those two away~

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|160px|right]]

And then a little while later while I was... drinking some soda [[Straw|from my Target cup]]--THAT IS A SOFTDRINK CUP, and the straw was red too. Go figure: the Target colors. I mean Get-Tar. You know what I mean. Anyway, WHOOSH!

Then this guy comes in, spinning uh- spinning out of nowhere. [''WSHWSHWSH-PT''] Lands right in front of me.

:"I am [[Bagget|Dagget]], Jerkop Daitenzen! For searching and wanting a girlfriend for about two years and by the order of Slaweel Ryam, Ruling Mistress of PVCCitizens, I'm taking you down, Christian Weston Chandler!"

:"And the jerkops- as the jerkops, we're here for backup!"

:[''sigh''] "Down to where? All that's down is the lonely floor! 'S the floor! Ha! But if that's how it's going to be... ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

[''FWWW-WSHWSHWSHWSH-PING!''] Chris-chan Sonichu!

:"You are not getting to me no matter what you may try, in attempt or threat. I will hang out where I want, when I want, and how I want because I am making myself publicly visible in my s-search for a sweetheart! That is my boyfriend-free girl to make into my sweetheart! So all you jerkops may as well go back to PVCCitizens and tell Slaweel that she will never share my indestructible heart! The more you haze me, I will grow stronger. You are all mean and vicious, so in the name of my heart, soul, and sweetheart search, I shall punish you!"

:[''FWSH''] "I don't think so," says Jerkop Daiken- Daitenzen as he pulls out a sword. And then so I make my own sword... of lightning. [''FWSH'']

[''standoff music''] DUN-UH! We're about to have a sword-duel! DUN-UH-NUNUN!

And yet a crowd forms around us, and Crystal is nearby; she's like, "OH! S-something's going on! I'm tr- I'm 'fraid my brother may be involved. S'too many people! I gotta get in there! Woo-oo! Dang people!

[''music'']] And then we hunge towards each other, and then he launches his sword attack, but I divert and I make my double-team attack. And yet... we both '''sw'''ung our '''sw'''ords. [''BING! SHWW''] But yet, I was the one that was able to put my sword back into place. [''FSH''] And then th- and then Jerkop Daitenzen Bag-Dagget goes down, paralyzed.

:"Ha! As long as my heart beats, I will find my heartsweet! Now return to the darkness from which you came!"

And then he goes, "I don't think so," and he presses his badge, like a button, and then all of a sudden we hear this WHOOSHWSHWSHWSHWSH-PSH! Something comes in through the c- through the ceiling! This giant robot!

:"'OLY VECTOR SIGMA!"

And then the Jerkop Daitenzen crawls up- runs up the, uh, robot's arm to be the pile. He's like, "I have you in my hand now! Taste the arsen'l of my change-bot, made from impor- made from parts imported from cybertron! [[Crackder]] ! Take them d- take 'em down!"

:"YES." [''PSHW'']

And so he fires a shot at me. But I dodge the shot, and he he misses. So then I run up his other arm, which is cana arm, and I launch a punch at his face, and I make his head spin! And then I- and then I get down offa there, and I'm like, "That'll confuse him! But I really need to spin-dash his spark out. And I have just the... GHU!"

HE GRABBED MY TAIL IN A WEDGIE!!

Fwaah! And I'm stuck and I'm about ta fall forward! Nooo! [''PSH'']

And my [''sigh''] chestmark hits the floor and I like transform back and now the jerkops are lookin' down on me like... dogs lookin'- like strong dogs lookin' down on [[Patti|dead dog]]. And Dagget gives the order: "Cuff 'im!" [''cuffin' sounds''] And then Crackder picks me up by the head. And then Dag- and then Dagget says, "So, [[Chris and his Ego|hero]], what sayest thou now?"

And then I say, "All I wanted for over two years was a boyfriend-free girl into make into make into a sweetheart from the ground up, with friendship! Whom I can love and honest- love and trust truly and honestly!! Why is it illegal to find true love? But in this situation I can only say one thing... HEEELLP~!!

And Crystal hears my cry, and gasps, and say "I'm coming, Brother! 'Scuze- me- through- lemme- through! This d- this crowd is too much!"

:"Looks like we'll have to torture yar- torture you until your trap is shut! Crackder: drop him!"

Ang- ges- and he drops me and I'm falling.

To be continued in the next Sub-Episode. Stay tuned.

==Sub Episode 8==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 8: Off-Target, Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VAK6hmjHlvI}}
| Stardate = 14 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_8|Sub-8]]
| Other = [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Bagget|Dagget]], [[Crackder]], [[Jerkhief]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], and [[Cherokian Ancestor]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-epside 7| Sub-Episode 6]]
| next = [[Sonichu_5_Official_Videobook#Episode 12| Episode 12]]
}}

===Transcript===

====Sub-Episode 8: Off-target, Part 2====

Last time, I was encountered by a [[Bagget|Jerkop in Power Rangers' clothing]]. We battled and I paralyzed him, but he then summoned his changebot and things became beet chaotic. I would have knocked out that body- if I hadn't been tripped- if he hadn't tripped me over. But then I was captured after a cry for help f-flew from my mouth into Crystal's ears.

Bagget dropped- Bagget dropped- Dagget dropped me. Now my sister goes through the crowd; I'm fallin' to the ground, hand-legged and handcuffed.

But then: what's this? I'm now levitating just-a-ma few feet off the ground? And Dagget's puzzled as well. But it's Crystal who saves me with her- with usin' the psychic powers.

:Well for now, this is the best I can do. Break Chris's fall.

But I was aware of her assistance, and I'm like, Thank you, sis.

And then Dagget's like, "How'd he suddenly stop his fall? No matter, dogpile on him!"

"With pleasure," says the [[Jerkhief]].

An' I'm like, dogpile?

And then- eh!- an' they're all dogpiling on me an it's- they're really heavy!

And then, j- and then, Dagget jumps off the j- du- gon- jumps off Crackder. [''PFWW''] And he lands down nearby my head, puts his hand down like as if he's about to pet a puppy, but then he's like, "Here's a tattoo... t-on the house!"

And then he grabs my head and rubs my head vigorously against the rough carpet! And he leaves- and he leaves me with uh- eh, you know, with a injury on my head... makes me get-ch-r-ies tears of blood.

And then he says- then he gives another order, "Hogtie him, tighten up his [[Claw of fail|dominant hand]], and toss him in da Crackder's cockpit [''CRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACK-CRANK''] Then Crackder transforms.

Denshelike, [''gasp!''] Crystal-'s in shock! L-as she- as she witness, she- comes get- she, uh, could not get there until l-earlier she witness me being carried in.

:"Just post him in the back, Jerkhief. You ride with me. The rest of you can h-head back to base in the car."

:"Stop it! You're hurting my brother! Let him go! I'm on my way, Christopher!"

And then the Jerkhief [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|sees her comin']]-he's holdin me by the- by my [[Dirty, crapped briefs|wedgie pants]], and he shoc- socks her in the face, and knocks her back! She hits a wall, poor girl.

God damn that jerk, hitting a lady like that!

:"OH NO! They flew away! B-They have Chris! I have to go after them! But I don't know where they went! But I know how to find out though! Electric Hedgehog Attack Psychic, L-TELEKINESIS! [''WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO'']

So she is actually in on the cockpit- in the discussion- in the conversation between Dagget and the Jerkhief, n'the Jerkhief says, [''wrong voice''] "Are we there yet?" [''right voice''] "O- ARE WE THERE YET?"

:"No. We're just a few minutes away from serving Slaweel her worst enemy on a sliwee- on a silver platter!"

And then h-after hearing that, Crystal realizes: Slaweel! They must be headed to PVCCitizens! Getting there on [[Sonichu's Edge|fast feet]] will be faster than borrowing Chris's car, so... I have the option! "Electric Hedgehog Power!" [''WSHWSHWSH''] CRYSTALINA ROSECHU!

So then at this point, the Cracker-jet is near- is nearing d- nearing de building and- and uh- poor- n'poor Crystalina is, uh, just I'on'know, is on- is just trekin' away. She a few miles away from the Get-Tar Region now, and that's a lot of mile between Get-Tar and th' PVCCitizens.

Anyway, Later at PVCCitizens, Graduon says, "I sense our servants are almost here."

Then she says, "GEHHHD."

And then they land in the cockpit. And then they land on the landing strip of the building.

And Dagget p-p-approaches Slaweel and bows to her, and says "My mistress, I have returned victorious. Here is the being you requested for dinner."

And then I'm like- I'm on the platter, and I say, "Oh, this is the pits. This is the worst situation I could ever be in."

:"You've done well, Dagget! I've been waiting for this! Hang him above the cauldron! Ahaha!"

[''PTW''] I spit out the apple that the- dang Dagget put in my mouth. I gotta hang in there... ooooh, the pain... this hurts.

But shortly soon though, Crystalina get approaches the building.

:"Hold on Chris, I'm on my way! Look out Slaweel, you've got a sss- you got another guest coming tonight! So prepare another place at the table."

She makes her way towards the uh, ent- towards the nearby entrance of the window, an' d'Jerkhief is sayin', as I hang over the cauldron, "Before the Mistress rends a verdict, would you like to beg for your life? It sometimes helps, but often doesn't."

:"If I could transform, I-! If I could transform..."

:"Silence, or you'll be held in contempt of this court!"

:"I have nothing but contempt for this court!"

:"Guilty or innocent?"

:"Oh, come on, he's innocent! So drop him in! HEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

And my latch breaks. But surely enough, Crystalina haves quick speeds, climbs the tower, approaches the window, and crashes through the window! [''PSH!''] And then she lunges towards me, breaks my fall, catches me.

AnSlaweel-eh, "AH?"

And the she drops me down safely nearby wall.

:"Crystal, thank you."

:"Sit tight, an' I'll get the key."

:"That's fine, I'm at a loss of enrgy right now, though."

:"Slaweel, you have tortured my brother's body, heart, and soul for the last time!"

:"He has a sister?"

:"You fools! Get her!"

[''whimper''] And then, the battle's on... [''sound effects'']

[''telepathic wall-o'-text commences'']

Anyway, I'm thinkin', It's good that my sister's come to my rescue, but I'm still without a girlfriend! Not only that, but she's in trouble and I'm unable to help her...

:[[deus ex machina|There is a way out]]!

:Ancestor! Please share with me your wisdom!

:I reali- realized a number of new friends you've made along in your sweetheart search, in person, or over [[MySpace.com]], and believe that by stopping your foe will help them in some way too.

:It's hard to concentrate with such low energy.

:In that case, call upon the Anchuent Powers from your royal ancestors to give you a morality boost. Also believe in your sister to aid you. May the Anchuent Prowers protect you.

:Sounds good to me, thank you. Uhhhh... hard to concentrate.

And then Crystalina's just gettin' worn out from the battle; she takes a breather, she, "I can't get to that key! And I can't fight them all alone."

So then she gets right by me, and grabs- and then holds my hands. Then she's like, "I'll give Chris s'lil' of my power. To help him recover. So she puts in some of her energy force- her powers energy within me."

See, I'm thinking, Oh, I can feel the energy. [''FFW'']

And then all- and then I wake up- and then I wake up energized and I break the cuffs behind me and in front of me on my legs. And I instantly transform!" [''WSHPSH!'']

:"And I'm back! Man, this is so Pretty Cure!"

HAHA!

:"Protector of the quest! I am Chris-Chan!"

:"Protector of all love and hearts! I'm Crystalina!"

:[''together''] Together we're CHRIS-CHAN PURE!

:"What, no way! Their power has covered tenfold?"

"No problem, Mary, I got ya," says Count Graduon.

Then I go, "SLAWEEL RYAM! I will never forgive you for shattering my heart and soul! We are going to see that you never shatter any more hearts or souls ever again!"

:"I'm ready, bwo. Let's do this thing."

We hold our hands together, and we summon!

:"BLUE THUNDER!"

:"[[:File:Recycle.jpg|ORANGE THUNDER!]] Our unique, wonderful shoals- souls..."

:"...shall crush your h-evil hearts and dark souls! Hey Crystal, aim for the crystal ball"

CHRIS-CHAN POOR PULSE-JOLT LANCE! [''PFF''] We launch our attack~

"Uh oh, time to get out of here," says Count Graduon. And while Slaweel and r- the Count have teleported out, our attack still hits de crystal ball [''sound effects''] and beams of light are emitted from the- b- from the tow- from the tower top of the building. [''sound effects''] And n'yet when the shatter was possessed, the facility returned to what it was- returned back to being PVCC. Dadaa. And the tower above the building was destroyed.

Sunny d-, sunny happy days returned to PVCC and all the enrolled students were released from Slaweel Ryam's dark spell. Instead of the dark, grim criminal and corrupted courses, the greater, better math, English, biology, computer, business and other courses have returned.

Crystal and I, we returned to the Get-Tar to get my car and drove home.

As for Slaweel Ryam and Count Graduon, an abandoned [[Manchester High School|MancheNasu]] was found...

:"Well, it was good thing we had a back-up plan."

:"Yes, we'll be back in dirty business. Again!"

:"Overtaking a high school is better anyway. Younger, stronger, more-dim students ripe for brainwashing!"

:"Even though granted was... abandoned?"

:"I don't care; we'll bring some more in anyways! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!"

This is the end? No it's not, it's going to continue, unfortunately!

Stay tuned, for the next segment!

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 3 Official Videobook

2010-11-26T00:39:21Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Book 3 Videobooks|linkname=Sonichu Book 3 Videobooks}}
[[Image:Issue3.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 3'']]

'''''Sonichu 3'' Official Videobook''' is a series of videos in which [[Chris]] reads and comments on [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]. He started uploading these videos on 13 [[September 2009]].

*In Episode 10, the origins of the [[Chaotic Combo]]!
{{quote|See now how these eggs hatch in group.}}
*In Episode 11, the Chaotic Combo face their first test! As for Flame, the impotent Sunbird:
{{quote|I could use pants!}}
*And in Sub-Episode 4, Christian acts like a total faggot at McDonald's!!
{{quote|AH! Yhaat's a liar, you liar!}}

Other points of note:

*We get confirmation that [[Allison Amber]] has taken charge of CWCville during Chris's [[Time Void|absence]]!
*Chris bitches the quality of the [[PSEye]] and EyeCreate vis-a-vis their utility in creating his videobooks!
*[[Black Sonichu]] goes by Black Sonichu, Blake, "this black guy," Blackey, and Blachu. It is entirely possible that only "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, alias [[Chris-Chan]], himself has more names!
*We find out that those damn Pokémon parents were supposed to be saying real things. Apparently it has never occurred to Chris that they needed subtitles translating their Pokébabble.

==Episode 10==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 10: Sonichu Babies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|o4-zQSXZdWE}}{{#ev:youtube|oabuCVIeX4Y}}
| Stardate = 13 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_10|10]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Shinabe]], [[Mypoe]], and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 3|Sub-Episode 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode 11|Episode 11]]
}}

===Transcript: Part 1===

And we're back, yeah. Alright, and also just to note to the, uh, Wild Sonichu fan that's been constantly e-mailing me: EVERYTHING IS ON THE [[CWCipedia|CWCIPEDIA]], including ''a biology page''. [[Sonichu 8|Biology]]. Sh- and you have- and you have- to look on the, uh, you have to expand the gallery and click on the pages to actually get a closer look at what they read. Ok?

And do not believe [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]]. There is, there- nobody else is mayor. I'm s-... [''sigh''] Ok, currently in the book, [[Allison Amber]] is the mayor. ALLISON AMBER. My secretary. Whe- she- she got the job of being vice-mayor when she was hired to be my secretary. So therefore, that's they way it's been. And until I ge- until I get back in Book Number 10, and then actually make th- made the plot turn there, who will be the mayor after book, beyond Book Number 10? There you go. It's Allison Amber, and nobody else, not even... Not even [[Billy Mays]] impersonator Richard Carn; I've often confused the two, 'cause they both look alike in the face! Anyway aside from that, here, we'll start Book Number 3.

And, uh, once again, all Sonichu material is copyrighted March 17, 2000 by me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Any names or persons illustrated in the- in any of the Sonichu comics except that of myself, that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Anyway, here is the cover for Book Number 3! Yes, we are introducing K- [[Chaotic Combo]] here: Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-Chan.

==== Episode 10: Sonichu Babies ====

Mmmm, once upon a time, a powered-up hedgehog collided wit' a Pikachu, and a rainbow of Chaos Emerald energy from da rainbow, it was, that stretched for mi- it stretched for miles across the land. From this rainbow, five mysterious eggs flew from it to locations around the region, and through vast of areas- through vast areas of time. Other eggs may have been released as well, as well as the Seven Chaotic Crystals. Seven Chaotic Crystals. The ones that look like Sonichu Balls. Anyway, yeah [''muttering''] seven flew over the rainbow, mystery, and uh, that's another story or two. Yeah, mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow, a- that's another story or two. Anyway, one egg landed in the jungle, it was found by a mother Venusaur and a father Scyther. Another egg landed by a beach, found by a mother Swampert. Another l-egg landed softly at a church stoop; it was found by a couple of nuns. Another egg landed in a dojo, occupied by young and old warriors. And the last egg landed in the mountains by its lonesome.

See now how these eggs hatch in group. And director's commentary: "It's a cute intro, huh?"

And just so you know, here are the original [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]]. They're sonichu and rosechu babies, respectively.

Oh and also, I wanted to take this note to apologize for the pleasantness that I- that you are receiving but I am using the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye]] and the Playstation program EyeCreate. It would be so cool if Playstation would put out an update for EyeCreate to better the quality that is received between the Playstation Eye and the Playstation 3. Also the ability to import videos and images, and even music from the XrossMediaBar.

Think about it, Sony: do it. Update the EyeCreate!

Anyway, now we introduce

==== Wild Sonichu. ====

[[Image:wild-icon.jpg|right|Wild Sonichu]]

In the forest, uh, nearby the uh, egg start- the egg started to fall and it was caught by a vinewhip of the mother Venusaur. And then there- and then both- then the both the parents were being curious.

:"Scyth?"

:"Venu."

:"Scyth! Scyth? Scyth?"

And then the egg hatches: there's a Wild Sonee!

Yeah, so then the venusaur is teaching the... he teachin' Wild about vinewhip. And uh he and, she grabs- she gets a coconut for him. And then he launches a vinewhip. He hits the coconut, but unfortunately it lands on the ground, it breaks into two halves. And then she begin- he goes up to it- [''Chris's voice gets ridiculously mushy''] [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|and then he goes up to his mommy, and he's sad, crying]].

But then later, the Scyther, father, [''sound effects''] cuts a tree- cuts a tree into two, with his swift blades to teach the sonee- teach the Wild about ninja skills.

So then Sonee meditates, he launches, and then he hits razor leaf, but then the leaves bounce off.

It's like, "Sonee sonee sonee sonee sonee!"

:"Scyther! Scyther scyther scyth! Scyther scyther scyth!"

:"Sonee."

Hmm, that would be like, you know, "Aw, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Darnit, darnit, darnit, darnit!]]"

:"Relax! there's much to learn about your ninja skills! So be patient."

Ok, eventually about a month or so later, Wild Sonee evolved into [[Wild Sonichu]].

:"Oh yeah! Here we go! I'm swingin' around on the vinewhips! WOOO!"

:[''sound effects''] "[[Random Access Humor|I'm a hedgehog, not a spider monkey!]]" [''sound effects'']

At this point he's uh, pretty much, uh fending for himself.

:"Ehhhh, it's time for some coco-soup, so, I'll break down some coconuts and I'll cut down the tree to make wood! [''sound effects'']

:"Ah, catch da coconut!" [''sound effects''] "Cut down da tree! Hmm! You think that's somethin'? I can use my leafy tail as a repe- as a propeller, and I can run real quick--but not as fast as Sonichu. I also blend in with any tree, to get any jump- to get my jump... I blend in! I rule this jungle!"

Now we introduce

==== Bubbles Rosechu. ====

[[Image:bubbles-icon.jpg|right|Bubbles Rosechu]]

Her egg landed in the sea. In the ocean. It goes deeper down and down and down. And then, mysterious creature finds the egg, and picks it up and then emerges, oh it's the mother Swampert!

So she hatch- so she puts her egg in the nest, and the egg hatches to Bubbles Rosey. And then through- and then during ther- the during the child-rearing, uh, little Bubbles learns how to splish and splash and have fun. Makes her own little bubbles! And then later on, a whale- a [[Boulder-Dropping_Whale|Wailord]] comes crawl- comes flying over the, uh, mother Swampert and has- and he had- had a rock against- attached to his body, and it hit- and hit- and it hits the mother Swampert on the head, and then she starts sinkin'. And then Rosey startin'- gets concerned so she goes after him- ah, after her.

SPLISH!

:"BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB!"

:"RO-RO! RO-RO-ROSEEEE!!"

And at that moment as, uh, Bubbles pulls on the mother Swampert's tail with all her might, she evolves to [[Bubbles Rosechu]].

:"Don't quit, Momma! I got you!" [''sound effects'']

And then she- then she grabs ahold of her on the side, and then launches an ice beam that thrust them up out of the water.

Later on:

:"Swamp, swamper? Wamp, wamper?"

Uh, a translation that would be, "Huh, uh? Wait. Hmm. Whoa! Who are you?"

She's- and then Bubbles says- "How you feelin', Momma? I nearly lost you as you sank in the ocean, but I saved you."

:"Swamp, swampert."

And she thanks her.

Any- a- anyway, bubble.

:"My- my momma Swampert was excite after I rescue her. But now I freely swim the ocean, that is my back yard. I found many new friends in the future. But I'll never forget how Momma said "Stay strong and [[TRUE and HONEST|true to your heart]], and you will prevail! I'm so happy, I think I'll make a seashell necklace!"

===Transcript: Part 2===

Now we introduce

====Angelica.====

[[Image:angelica-icon.jpg|right|Angelica Rosechu]]

Over at the church, her egg was found by nuns as it was- it landed on- it landed carefully on their doorstep. It didn't crash, just upon it- ipit- upon near impact it stopped, and then it landed softly, and the nuns found the egg on their doorstep. And they're like:

:"Sister! [[GodJesus|Our Lord]] has blessed us with a young one from the above!"

:"Yes! Let's bring it in and offer our prayers upon t- its health!"

And then a little while later, Angelica Rosey hatches. [[14 Branchland Court|They save the eggshell for memories.]]

So then they teach Rosey- uh, they teach Angelica how to read the Bi- how to read with the Bible. And then they te- and then they let her out and then she le- starts learning to fly and they're like:

:"Keep trying my child! The Lord has blessed you with wings, so one day you'll fly to angelic heights!"

And then a little- and then like, a little- and then a little while late- and then one night about a month later, so, she evol- she uh, she was sleeping and suddenly with the Lords- with the Lord's blessing she evolves into An- into [[Angelica Rosechu]].

And then I just snuck in, and then I just, [[The Creepy Stare|you know]]- I's director. I had to leave her her hair band and her slippers, 'cause she's gonna need those!

Anyway, the next morning, A- Angelica interru- intercepts the, uh nuns, and they're like- and she's like:

:"Blahblahblahblahblah, and then- and I just awoke anew!"

:"Well, Angelica, I knew the Lord would have a grand plan for you!"

:"Yes, He gave you a great script to follow!"

Heh-heh!

:"Whee! I'm flying High! [''singing''] I believe I can fly!"

Hmm!

:"I'm Angelica, humble servant to our Lord! Having faith over time will reward you very well. So keep your head held high, and one day you shall be blessed with good health, true love, and pure happiness! Spread your wings of hope and fly!"

Yay!

And now, it's...

====Punchy!====

[[Image:punchy-icon.jpg|right|Punchy Sonichu]]

So anyway, the, uh- anyway his egg lands by the front- la- lands cautiously at the front door, at the Nabe- at Nabe's dojo-shin. Hmm. And then the uh- and then the egg was found by Shinabe, the uh owner of the gym, and he just held it. He just kept it by his side even while he was during- t-t-teaching his classes.

:"Listen my young students. You make this master G.D.W. proud. Now, we will perfect our choppin' technique; you will never know when you'll need to cut a move. Let's get like this and..."

[''sound effects'']

:"Nabe! Master Shinabe-san! Your egg is shakin'!"

[''sound effects'']

So then, Punchy jump- Punchy Sonee jumps out of the egg, and then la- and then lands in the- lands right in front of Sh- Master Shinabe. And then he is- and then he shows his fists, with knuckles. And then he looks back, and then he's like,

:"SONEE-YE!!"

And then he's like, "Great Excel-Poemy Saga!!" Hmm!

And then out of nowhere, one of his students replies, "I'll accept your challenge!"

It was Miss Mypoe, and she took on the body posture and positions and gestures of the little sonee as a challenge.

:"Because my- because I, Mypoe, calling myself Byashiko, will not allow a grasshopper like you to hatch into my director's dojo-shin so easily!"

And then- and then he- and then Shinabe says, "Mypoe, I'm only your father in this setup. Stay in character."

And then I have to comment, and say, "Yeah, and I'm the director of this anime, not Shinabe!"

And then she- and then she's just like- and then, so she just reaches behind poor little- poor unsuspecting sonee, and she's like, "And my opponent does not need this weakpoint! Yaaa!"

And then just rips the tail right off! And then right at that moment, he evolves! To [[Punchy Sonichu]]! And he's like,

:"EHHHRR.... That... really... [''PFFF!''] HURT!"

And sends her flying sky-high with a sky uppercut. And then Shinabe's surprised, he's like,

:"Wow. You are strong. I know what Mypoe did was wrong, but if you will let me, I can teach you how to center that power into a much better, less-painful, fighting style."

And then Punchy's like,

:"Eyeaah. I'm Punchy's- I'm Punchy, strike ninja! I studied under the G.D.W. Shinabe, and I became the greatest fighter since Goku! I also [[Chris and anger|learned to keep my temper down]] by watching TV comedies! EHAHAHAHA! Ah, they're so funny! I like the Samurai Pizza Cats! Na-na-na-na-NA-NA!"

And then lastly,

====Magi-Chan Sonichu.====

[[Image:magichan-icon.jpg|right|Magi-Chan Sonichu]]

His egg landed in a mysterious mountain.

And he's like so lonely; and he's like he's ready to hatch anyways. He's like, "Hmm, it's cramped in here." So then he opens up his egg, looks out, and he realizes there's nobody around him! What the hay? But he's not as alone as he thinks...

:"You are not alone."

:"Wow, where am I? Wha- am I alone?"

:"No, you are not."

:"Who are you? What are you? What is this place?"

He's thinking all this; they're being telepathic.

:"I will be your mentor while you grow. I am telepathing with you from the grand sm- from a grand city. You are in a cave, northwest of here, where I temporary resided."

:"What do you want?"

:"I've noticed you have psychic abilities, like me. I only wish to teach you how to use your powers properly. And when I have finished teaching you, you will go out into the world and seek out your own destiny."

And so even- and so d-during- and so for a few months, uh, eventually during the first month he does evolve from Magi-chan Sonee to [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] while levitating.

[[Mewtwo|The mysterious mentor]] taught this- taught the sonee how to hone his powers, lift objects mentally and physically, and what- and what the outside world was like. The mentor also showed the young one images of popular movies, some featuring par- p- parties for treats, at the moments, parks- at the monuments, parks and other grand locations from around the world.

[''mumbling''] Yeah, but while meditating, he evolved and he let out [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|an accidental fart]]... [''Pppt!''] Oops! Hoo-hoo!

Yeah, but then- and then sometime later, hmm.

:"Magi-chan Sonichu, I have taught you everything I have to teach you then- for now. You are as- you are- you, as well as your powers, have grown marvelously."

:"Master! Will I ever meet you face-to-face?"

:"We will meet in the future, but now go out into the world and seek your own destiny."

And then he teleports himself to the top of the mountain.

:"Thank you master, I will not fail. I predict success in my future, for I see other hedgehog pokemon and great adventures. My destiny is just a teleport away."

Stay tuned for when these hedgehogs meet.

==Episode 11==

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| name = Episode 11: When Hedgehogs Meet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MaFmShmI4IE}}{{#ev:youtube|Hxj27dBvh3A}}
| Stardate = 13 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_11|11]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Flame the Sunbird]], [[Black Sonichu]], [[Giovanni]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode 10| Episode 10]]
| next = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 4| Sub-Episode 4]]
}}

===Transcript: Part 1===

====Episode 11: When Hedgehogs Meet====

Featuring the Chaotic Combo.

:"Hello! I'm [[Flame the Sunbird|Flame, the Sunbird]]. I'm not a Pokemon, nor am I related to one. I am the protector of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]. BACAAW! The Master Sunstone controls every- how everything in the world grows! As long as it remains on my island's monument, everything will grow like normal! But if it was to fall into the wrong hands, everything could fall into CHAOS! Humans could grow extra body parts--or lose them! Trees would grow legs and walk the Earth in anger! BRAWWCK!! I, Flame, make sure the Master Sunstone stays in its place and together to ensure proper growth that makes it very powerful."

[''unintelligible bird sounds'']

:"I could use pants!"

[''helicopter sounds'']

This happens just over the, uh, island, but nigh- but [[Black Sonichu]] jumps out the helicopter. But right before, he was prepped from [[Giovanni]].

:"Let's go over the mission once more, Black Sonichu. You'll swoop down onto the island, get the Sunstone, and bring it to me."

:"I got it, Boss. I won't fail you."

[''sigh''] And has his hover... board, and he initiates his... operation.

:"You will use the hoverboard to glide over the ocean at top velocity. Be careful with the stone; I will use its powers to make our Pokemon stronger by making them GROW! With our big, strong Pokemon, I will rule the world! HEHEHEHEHEHAA! You got that?"

:"Yep, I got it."

[''sound effects'']

S- Blake lands about- lands behind the, uh, Sunstone- behind, duh- behind... Flame's back. A- the Fla- a- Flame notices the noise, and Black- and Black's- and Blake is picking up the Sunstone and he picks it up. He's like, "AWK!?"

:"What's up, Doc?"

Heh!

:"What do you think you're doing with my stone??"

:"None of your beeswax, bird. See ya!" [''sound effects'']

He flies away, and he ah- and Flame ducks as he launches over him. And he starts flyin. "Hey you! Get back here with that Sunstone!"

So now Black Sonichu is gli- is, uh, hovering over the ocean, top speed. And Flame is flying over the ocean, just like a few- just like a few feet above the ocean floor, cause he wants ta- cause he wa- initiates his Drill Peck. To try to launch- to try and hit the Bla- to try to hit Black Sonichu. But he does a double-team; he's like "BRAWK?! I missed? [''unintelligible bird sounds''] It's a big red light!"

So he stops his attack and is- is- is paused mid-air and Black Sonichu gets aw- gets away from him faster. He's like, "HEHEHEHEHEE"

Meanwhile, on CWCville beach, Bubbles is reclining.

:"Hmm! It's so nice just lying in the sun with the ocean at your feet!"

But then WHOOSH! As Blake- as Black Sonichu hovers over- over- hovers over the unsusp- unsuspecting Rosechu, a tidal wave is created from the sun- speed of his hoverboard.

:"Hey! I didn't want a get bath! You get back here!"

And then Black Sonichu goes into the forest and Wild Sonichu is uh, is just swingin' around and then he sees- and then he sees Black Sonichu coming up approaching him from up ahead. Then [''PSHEW!''] he fly- he makes- he uh, gets away, but s- but Wild gets- he gets like makes- he gets like a- has made like a bad- a swing that is swung around and around and around the pole. And he's, like, his vinewhip is stuck there for the moment. And then...

:"Man, that hurt! That jerk ain't gonna get away for that!"

So he cuts away from his vinewhip and starts going after him, and Bubbles is somewhere- is following- is going after him as well.

Further ahead, at a waterfall, Punchy is- is exer- is practicing his- his strengths.

He lifts up a stone, and he throws it up sky-high; it flies over the waterfall. But then... I mean, not really over, but it goes that high. And then- and then it falls down, he extend- he extends his fists, at pretty much at the wrong time, because Black Sonichu is hov- is hovering over HIS head, and w- and Punchy accidentally grabs the board, and they hover away!

:"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~"

Meanwhile, the other two hedgehogs are still following Black Sonichu, but then up ahead over at the church:

[''music'']

Angelica is hovering over a grass field, and she encourages flowers to grow with her magic. And she makes a little symbol- makes a little pattern of flowers of yellow, amon- amongst the pink flowers, goin' "Hope and Peace." And she's content with that. And she's like, "Calm and soothing... for the eyes!"

And then Blake- and then Black Soni- and then Black- you would think that Black Sonichu would hover through the flowers, but no he goes just ha- just above them and but [''sigh''] Just about hit- just about- but just misses the tree, but unfortunately Punchy does not miss the tree: BONG!!

Ah, Black Sonichu gets away, but Angelica goes down to- and the- to check on the poor Punchy.

===Transcript: Part 2===

She's like, "Hey are you ok?"

:"Hmm, yeah I- I think so."

:"Oh, thank the Lord!"

:"Yeah. Wow. Pretty flowers."

:"Oh thank- oh, thank you! You should see them from above!"

And then just as they finish up their conversation, Bubbles, Wild, and Flame pause right in front of them.

The two hedgehogs are like, oh jeeze, there's two more of them. And then, "Hey, who're you?"

So, then, from around the thing, everybody's thinkin', but starting from Wild:

:Oh man, more hedgehog pokemon like myself? I can't believe it.

:Wow! I'm not the only one around here? I want some friends but didn't expect this much...

:Am I seeing triple? It's like being in a funhouse mirror-room!

:Oh bless this day, more hedgehog pokemon!

And then Bubbles is thinking, Well some- well, isn't anyone going to break the ice? Oh well, p-I'll speak...

:"'Ello, it's nice to meet y'all! My name is Bubbles."

:"Hmm! You can call me Punchy!"

:"I'm delighted; my name's Angelica."

:"I am Wild. I was following this blac- this [[Niggos|black guy]] on a board?"

They continued to talk, but nearby on the mountain [''PSHEW''] Magi-Chan is catching wind of it. So he's like:

:"It seems my electric hedgehog group has just got together. But as they chatter away, Black Sonichu's getting away with Flame's Sunstone. But I fortunately foresee the original one crossing his path ahead, and detaining him. I must meet my group and teleport them to the black one's location. Ok, I'm off!"

So then at levitating and s- at levitating quick speed hovers down the hill and h- heads toward the others.

Meanwhile, in da fo- meanwhile in a deep part of the forest, just ahead, Sonichu's making his 'nother run. He's like, "When I heard through a grapevine that Black Sonichu was stealing the powerful- powerful stone, I couldn't help but rush to intercept it and return it to where it came from."

Heh. And Black Sonichu's just about to intercept Sonichu, he's like, "Hehe. Man, too many obstacles. I'll be too glad to return to Giovanni's lab."

And he's just closing in on it, but then, BANZAI! Sonichu ma- Sonichu makes a spinning dash towards the board, and knocks Punch- knocks Black Sonichu off the board.

[''sound effects'']

:"Ow!"

[''sound effects'']

The Sunstone is nearby, but, Black Sonichu looks up from the grass, and he's like, "YOU!"

Sonichu's like, "Heh. I will not let you and Giovanni harness such power, and ruin the peace of our world!"

:"You will not stop us!"

SHAZAAM! [''sound effects'']

Back to the- back to the other hedgehogs: Flame, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, and Punchy. Magi-Chan says, "I am Magi-Chan Sonichu. While the five of you were chattering, Back t- Black Sonichu has gotten away with the Sunstone. Currently, he was intercepted by the original. We must join him and take Blachu down at once and get the Sunstone back." And then they're all in agreement, and he's like "Ok, then: Let's teleport!" [''VWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO'']

[''singing''] GO GO ELECTRIC HEDGEHOGS! DO-DO-DO-DEE-OO-DO-DO!

Sonichu's about to pick up the Sunstone, but then [''sound effects''] Black Sonichu hits him, and swipes the Sunstone.

:"Ah! Black Sonichu! Give me the Sunstone or I'll zap you!"

And then he's like, "You and what army?" as he holds the Sunstone high.

And then all of a sudden, right behind Sonichu... "Wha?" [''sound effects'']

And then Bla- and the Black Sonichu surprise. And then Sonichu's thinking, Heh, my cavalry.

:[''singing'']"Hail! Hail! The Gang's Right Here!"

:What the hey do I care? What the hey do I care? Lame! says Black Sonichu. "I'm still gonna take y'all down, one by one! Err!"

But Sonichu calls a time-out and a huddle.

:"No time for round intros, just call me Sonichu. Now, Blackey's got a weak defense. Avoid his attacks, and ac- attack him with your punches, kicks, wing-attacks; that sort. Let's win this one for the bird, and get that stone! Ready? BREAK!"

And the bird's just hiding in the bushes, because you know, he fell into them. Jeeze... what poor luck for the bird.

And, so, S- Black Sonichu lets out his- his electric attacks. Sonichu does a double-team; the electric attack missed him. And Angelica protects, Wa- Wild deflects with razor leaf, Punchy goes underground with dig, Bubbles mega-kicks, and Magi-chan reflects with a light screen.

And then after deflection, Punchy goes under Black Sonichu and then- duh and du- goes up and comes up and up and unearths himself from underground, punching him up. And then Angelica intercepts with her wing attack, knocking him down, to Wild Sonichu that get by punches him away with mega punch, and then- and then Magi-Chan levitates Black Sonichu with psychic attack, and then Bubbles double slaps him. And then, Sonichu is spin-dashing toward him. And he's like- Blake is like, "Oh no..." [''PSHEW!'']

And then: A pinball parody!! [''pinball sounds'']

:"Heh. High score: 500,000! Initials S-C-U! Heh heh."

And then Sonichu's congratulate everybody. He's like, "We did it! Black Sonichu is temporary paralyzed, and Flame got the Sunstone. What're we now? WINNERS!"

Yay!

Stay tuned.

==Sub-Episode 4==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 4: McAttack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sgGi5uxQs2g}}
| Stardate = 13 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_4|Sub-4]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], and [[W-M-Manajerk]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode 11| Episode 11]]
| next = [[Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 5| Sub-Episode 5]]
}}

===Transcript===

Ahh,

====Sub-Episode 4: Me 'n a McAttack.====

Happens in a fast-food restaurant within the Mal-Wart Region. Date: June 20, 2005.

Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a boyfriend-free-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up. Oh, I detest the men, epcep- except for my father and me, and the important ones like president and whatever. Ah! Because they take all the pretty girls, leaving me with none to choose from. Makes me angry. THIS SUCKS! I'M VERY LONESOME AND THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHO DO WHAT THEY CAN DO TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING ONE! I FEEL THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME FROM FINDING THE SWEETHEART OF MY OWN!

[''sigh''] Anyway, I'm playin' my music from my Nintendo DS MP3 Player, and I'm wearin' a pair of [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] I got from a anime convention I've went to recently.

:Hmm. I really like these wings I've found at the an- I got at the anime convention; I feel the level- I feel the level-up.

Hehe, like an RPG game. And then these two guys- and then these two [[manajerks]] approached me.

:"What do you think you're doing here?"

And I'm like, "Oh, now what?"

:"I am the [[B-Manajerk]], and this is my partner, [[Merried Seinor Comic]]! And we are- and we are of the McDuo of the City of M-C-Dville of the Region of Mal-Wart! We heard from the jerkhief of the Fa-Square Shofall Region that you came here to [[Love Quest|find yourself a woman]]! Well, it is illegal here in the Region of Mal-Wart, and I- it is illegal, here, [[Virginia is for Virgins|to have a mate at all]]!"

:"Hey There, 'ow ya doin? I'm the- I'm the Merried Seinor Comic ublablablablah!

:"He also sent us a pair of his Mecha-Jerkops to search you, you solicitor!"

:"OH, THAT'S IT! FIRST OFF, I AM NOT A SOLICITOR! I'M ONLY TRYING TO FIND MYSELF A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL, EVER SINCE I STARTED MY SWEETHEART-SEARCH OVER A YEAR AND TEN MONTHS AGO, AND I'VE HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE FROM PEOPLE, MOSTLY THE DUDES, WHO WERE AGAINST ME FINDING MYSELF A WOMAN OF MY OWN! AND I STILL CARRIED ON WITH SPELLING- WITH THE SPELLING OUT MY OF SITUATION TO FIND ONE, SO NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR SAY, I WILL NOT QUIT OR GIVE UP!

:"Alright, then we fight! Mecha-Jerkops, attack!"

:"OH, BRING IT ON!"

Wait a minute, I sense something... [''sound effects''] The mecha-jerkop's been cut in half?!

:"What the..."

:"Hehehehe..."

:"Who goes there?"

:"[''pant''] I am the savior who dashes in the n-light. I am the Link who will save our beloved Princess Zelina Rosechu. I... am [[Darkbind Sonichu]]!"

Huh. New hedgehog hero. Very good.

:"It's good of you to come to my aid, D.B.!"

:"I had to come, not just because you are da mayor of CWCville, VA, but the creator of us all electric hedgehogs."

:"Then now is the time for action! ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

[''FU-SHU-WEEE, NA-WINGLE-FU, FUFU-WEE, FWAH, WOO-WA-LOOSH, BE-BLAH-WOO-SHEE! SHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIBSHIB'']

Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]], so awesome I can fly now! Huh!

:"Alright, Darkbind, let's get these two outa here!"

:"Yes Sir! Rraa!"

So then I'm- so then the, uh, gold one fly- so then the B-Manajerk flies up, and I fly up against him. And meanwhile on the ground, the Seinor Merried Comic attacks and, ah, Darkbind, initiate their battle.

:"Aaaaah!"

So they're clashing swords. [''sword sounds''] And then, he- and then Mark- Darkbind cuts off the- the Seinor Married Comic's mechanical right arm. His body and limbs are mechanical. The only thing that's flesh is his head. Hmm.

"Now stand down, worthy adversary!" says Darkbind.

"Ooh, it's only a scratch," says the Merried Senior Comic.

:"A scratch? Your arm is off!"

:"No it isn't!"

:"What's that then!?"

:"I've had worse."

:"C'mon, you- AH! Yhaat's a liar, you liar!"

:"Come on, you pansy!" [''sword sounds'']

He chops off his other arm; and he's like "Victory is mine!" And then he puts his sword on the gr- a he s-suts his sword on the ground, and he lays- kneels a- kneels against it, and he's like "Oh Princess Zelina, I will collect the crystals, and I am the wake-" [''Chris giggles''] He kick- and then Dark- and then Merried Seinor Comic kicks him!

And then he's like, "Have at you!"

:"I'll have your bionic legs!" [''sword sounds'']

And then he cuts it off, and he's like, "All righty, we'll call it a draw!"

Meanwhile up in the air, I'm flyin' with my wings, while the B-Manajerk is flyin' with his rockets. So then I do it- I apply an aerial ace, and headbutt him! And then- and then after I pass him after I do that, he pulls out his gun and starts shootin' at me. [''BUDA-BUDA-BUDA-BUDA-BUDA-BUDA-BUDA-BUDAAA~''] But I do double-team, and all the shots miss.

And then he's like, "Oh... darn! Which one is real?"

But it turns out the real one, which is me, is right behind him, so I give him a thunderbolt from behind!

:"Aaaaah!" [''PSEEEWWW'']

I knock his guns out of his hands.

And then he pulls out his golden axe from behind; he's like, "That tears it!"

So then I make- so then I have [[pixelblocks]]- I make a substitute! And then he hits that, and then some of the pixelblocks fall into his face; he's like, "Ow. Ow. Ow."

AND THEN I GIVE HIM A SKY UPPERCUT FROM BEHIND AND KNOCK HIS JET PACK OFF!

:"NOOOOOOOOO!"

:"For Love, Trust, and a Woman for Me, I SHALL SMITE THEE!" Hahaa!

And the B-Manajerk falls- falls nex- falls to the ground next to the Seinor Merried Comic. "Ah, he got you too, eh?"

:"Oh, shut up!"

And then, I'm talkin' to Darkbind, and "Well, Chris, I have to go, but I'm glad that I was able to help you in your time of need."

:"Thank you."

:"Well, I'm off."

And then Darkbind dashes away, and I transform back. Now I give the- the two guys their lecture.

:"Now as for you two manajerks, the pain you both are feeling now should be punshiment enough for... going against me in my s- quest for a woman to be my sweetheart, to love and trust. I do not care about your rules, either of you, or any male other than my father, and myself! But let me make it perfectly clear that in my sweetheart search, my love quest, it is very hard for me to find a girl due to the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely-high boyfriend-factor]]! And I do not want to risk getting a punch in the face from a jerk! Also, since the ladies are unable to notice my person, because they mostly have shopping on their minds or whatever, I have to do it loudly by spelling it out! SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ON MY SWEETHEART SEARCH! And also, I am very shy, so there!"

Damn my shyness! But over a loudspeaker, a mysterious voice says, "[''PSHH''] Not if I have a say in the matter! [''PSHH'']"

And then I'm like, "What? Who goes there?"

:"[''PSHH''] I am the one who rules this Wal-Mart- Mal-Wart Region! I am the one who will destroy all your pitiful hopes in ever getting a girlfriend of your own! [''Panting''] Where those clowns have failed, I shall triumph!"

:"[''Gasp!''] Damn! Oh jeeze!"

:"I am the [[W-M-Manajerk|W-M-MANAJERK]]! HAHAHAHAHAA! I shall smite you with my robotic limbs and body!

To be continued in the next Sub-Episode. Stay tuned!

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

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Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

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[[Image:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 2'']]

'''''Sonichu 2'' Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on ''[[Sonichu 2]]''. He started uploading these videos on 12 [[September 2009]]. Clearly suffering from a cold, Chris's previously incoherent speech and mannerisms become almost indecipherable.

*In Episode 7, we are introduced to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]!
*In Episode 8,
{{quote|...Saramah's 'bout to launch a bow from her arrow...}}
:...need I say more?
*In Episode 9, the first assault on CWCville by [[Count Graduon]]!!
*In Sub-Episode 3, we learn that Mary Lee Walsh- I mean, [[Slaweel Ryam]] ISN'T REALLY A BLOND!?!
{{quote|THAT!? THAT'S A VIKING HELMET WITH DEVIL HORNS!}}

==Episode 7==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 7: Anchuent Prophecy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nZLzh7Wmveo}}
| Stardate = 12 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_6|6]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Keeper_of_the_Destiny_Cave| Old Man]], [[Christian_Weston_Chandler_(comic_character)| Cartoon CWC]], [[Walter Grisby]], and [[Nicole Rammer]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2|Sub-Episode 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 8| Episode 8]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''a little stuffed up''] Okay, now we are beginning our [[Speech Impediment|nexestallment]], [[Sonichu_2|Book Number Two]]. [''sigh''] Yeah, once again, all [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]] material is [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] March 17, [[2000]], by me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Any names or persons illustrate in any o'the Sonichu comic books, except that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are [[List of Chris's lies|purely coincidental]], or otha-wise [[Parody|parodic]]. Anyway, here's the cover of Book Number Two. It's like the basic origin of like you know how I got my transformation. Capabilities.

====Episode 7: Anchuent Prophecy.====

In da mountain areas, there is- there is this cave protected by, uh, couple of- surrounded by couple of stone statues. And Sonichu's just whizzing around, checking things out, ahzuma day run. And then pra- and he shwhips by the, uh, cave, he's like, Ooh, thisisthefirstimeInotice, s-like badgs-track an' looks at it. And then he reads on the stat- uh this, one of the stone tablets that says, "Only the Creature and his Master of da Prophecy may enter dis Destiny Cave."

:"Creature a-master of prophecy?"

"Yes. On-ly those of the prophecy," says nearby stone tablet, which turns out to be... [[Pedofork|an old man]].

:"Forgive me, for I am the keeper of the Destiny Cave. [''wrong voice''] Oh my stars. [''right voice''] Oh my stars, you! You are the creature of the prophecy! We have much to discuss."

A while passes by after Sonichu and the old man discusses the, uh, situation, and then Sonichu whizzes back to me and tells me about the situation, s-so I reply, "So, let me get this [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|straight]]. You found a cave and an old man guarding it. The old man elaborated that you are da prophecized creature, at since I am your creator and father, I ab da prophecized master. And I am able to receive a special power by entering the cave with you and the cave keeper, is this true?"

:"Yeah, I know it seems [[Slow-in-the-minds|far-fetched]]. But da-crik-dik but wit' the cave carvings, I say it's worth a shot, sir."

:"Okay."

And then we both he- then we both head on over to the cave. I took my [[Son-Chu|car]], and Sonichu just waited for me over there. S- and the old man greet us he said, "Come! Let's fulfill the prophecy!"

So the two of us are, uh, [[mass debating|marveling]] the, uh, cave drawings as say ay do seem accurate, while the old man elaborates, "It was prophecized by the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient masters]] dat a re- reincarnation of our leader will take [[duck|pen]] in hand to combine a [[Pokémon|mouse]] and a [[Sonic The Hedgehog|hedgehog]], and give birth to a [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|new electric creature]]. Then the leader will place his [[Medallions of Fail|hand-made medallion]] on the pedestal and release the powers that were his, as well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric creatures]] with variable powers of good, bad, and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|peace]]. Also, [[Count Graduon|an evil]] will s- strike the day the original electrical creature finds this cave. Only the released powers can defeat the evil."

:"What? By finding this cave, I've released an evil? Shhw... boy do I feel special."

:[''sigh''] Sonichu, it's not your fault. So the jar-the-a jar this evil, I have to release the ancient powers? I do it."

:"That is correct, sire. Then stand over there, and I perform the chant."

Aight, so I place my medal on the ped- my medal on the my- on the medal pedestal, and then the, uh, two other columns have, wuh-dere itemss open up and then the sss- and the old man does his chat.

:"I KNOWS I LICK A MO ORK, IK CAN BUL IK CABMO, AH AH."

Which [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|backwards]], it can sound like, "LUM BAK AY CRAY OH PLOMO CLAY UH ZONA, AH HA." Eheh. [[Things Chris has ripped off#Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Take that, Zorak]]. [''sniffle''] Ad then my meadow levitates and it comes towards me, then- and then um filled with a pow- and then I'm started to fill with a power.

And Sonichu's just nearby, he's like, "Sir? Chris?"

And I'm in a daze, then in my head I was inner- I was intercepted by a ances- by an ancestor.

:"I am the [[Cherokian Ancestor|Ancient Leader]] o' tha [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee Clan]]."

:"Where am I? Sonichu? Old Man? What's going on here?"

:"You are Christian Chandler, my reincarnation."

:"Oh. Okay. Imapressed. Mmm."

:"With the powers you have released comes great responsibilities. Use your powers to help others and yourself when necessary. Your rival will show up to fight you, but your lady friend, [[Gal pal|gal-pal]], will help you against him and da evil. Do you understand?"

:"Yeah, I understand."

:"Now to atcess your powers, place your hands on'd your Sonichu medallion, feel the powers within you, and say 'Electric Hedgehog Power.' Try it once to return to Sonichu."

:"Thank you agcestor, I will do my best."

:"Take care, Christian."

:"ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

[''FWSHWSHWSH!'']

DA-DA, CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU!

:"Papa? Papa?"

:"Sonichu?"

:"Yeah. And it looks like you are too."

:"What?"

And then ah l- I mean I'm looking at Sonichu when they talking and, and I look down. Uh wait a minute, where are my shirt sleeves? I look down and I notice my body's changed lil' bit, and then I got a tayal?

:"Sonichu? Fetch me a mirror!"

:"Okay, I found one."

And I look into it and then ah realize I am a Sonichu too.

:[''gasp!''] "I see. This must be part of my new powers. Cool! Ehhh."

And then Sonichu says, "Uhhhh Papa? I'm pretty much [[Honest Content|freaked out by all this]]. Let's just zap outta here."

:"Okay! Let's go."

Meanwhile after a really- having released the powers, the uh beams of light with theres- with the items [''sigh''] levi- [''sigh''] teleport towards their respective owners. Anoder meadow goes to [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]], age 25, and then the- and then the power bracelets go towards [[Sarah Hammer|Nicole Rammer]], age 22, my gal-pal and friend. They were [[sweetheart]]s for a little while, but they bay- they broke up.

:"Ahhh."

:"Huh? Wha?"

To be continued in da next video. Stay tuned.

==Episode 8==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 8: Chaos & Serenity
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R4c4eiOXugY}}
| Stardate = 12 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_8|8]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Walter Grisby]], [[Nicole Rammer]], [[Cartoon CWC]], and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 7| Episode 7]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 9| Episode 9]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''still congested'']

====Episode 8: Chaos & Serenity.====

In da mind of Walter Grisby, he is intercepted by ''his'' [[Wasabi Clan|ancestor]].

[''wrong voice''] "Walter, your ancient-" Wait a minute.

:"Wait a minute, where am I? Who are you, what's going on?"

:"Walter, your ancient power h-has been released. Now you must seek and destroy your rival."

:"Rival, what?"

:"This is your arrival. Christian Chandler. You two were [[Speech Impediment|l-rivals]] in previous lives, and you still are.

:"Eh, okay. He did have a hint of [[Virgin with rage|jealousy]] against me. But anyway what do I do and what what what? What? What? What."

:"Release the power of yer Fireshock Pendant by centering your anger and shout, 'Fire burn off.' Transform now, and we'll begin training."

:"N'okay! FIRE BURN OFF!" [''PSHPSHFFFFSH'']

WES-LI SONICHU!

:"Awright then, let the training begin."

Meanwhile, in Nicole's mind, "Hm, whoa, what happened to my room? [''gasp''] Who are you?"

:"I'm the Kori- I'm the [[Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan|Queen of the Churrokee Clan]]. My [[Cherokian Ancestor|husband]] was da leader."

:"Ookay. Why am I here?"

:"The ancient powers of me, my husband, and this rival were just released. You hab been dispo- bestowed with the Lightning Bracelets."

:"I wonder why these things were on my arms."

:"You must use the power to bring serenity between my husband's reincarnation and his rival. Also you three must work togetter to stop the evil that was also released."

:"Hmm. How will I recotnize your husband's soul?"

:"His soul belongs to a friend of yourss. Now cross your bracelets and say, 'Graceful Lightning' to transform. I will teach the powers, then you must bring peace to the world, Nicole Rammer."

:"Wow. This is too much. I guess zis destiny. [''weakly''] Graceful Lightning~"

[''WSHWSHWHS-SMOOCH!-WSHWSHWSH''] SARAMAH ROSECHU!

:"Wonderful. There is much to learn."

Mental training goes by quickly, when they are in da minds. It's like as if [[Slow-in-the-minds|time slows down]] for everybody, when dey are in dere minds. Anyway. Meanwhile, about an hour later. About on- about near some truff terrain nearby [[Giovanni]]'s Gym & Base ne- at the Destiny Cave, So- me- Chris Sonichu and I are still in dere [''sigh''] er uh talking to each other.

:"Hmm. Well, thanks Sonichu, for helpin' me learn my new powers, electric attacks, hyper beams, and my speed."

:"Eh, no sweat, Pop."

:"Mmm. But I just can't figure out why I need to do to change back to normal."

:"Ah, don't worry too much about it, Pop. We'll figure out eventually."

Sonichu bops me on the chest and SWUUOINK-WOOSH! I transform back.

:"Wow."

:"Huh. Oy did was touch your chest mark; y'change back. Whuyaknow?"

:"Yeah. Thanks a lot Sonichu."

Eheh.

At about that time within W-Walter's mind, his training becomes complete.

:"Your training is complete, Wes-Li. Now, BEGONE. Go destroy Christian."

[''WOOSH''] Teleporty to batto near where Christi- where I- Sonichu and I are.

:"Okay, now'a find my rival, where is he? Aaah, there he is."

He recognizes me right away. Ad then nearby, ssssss-Saram-su-sss-Nicole ssslass-Saramah Rosechu was teleported nearby.

:"Hmm. The Queen said I'd find them around here somewhere."

But without her not realizing it yet, yerize he says- lez- Walter says, "All right Chris. Get ready for a barbecue." [''FWWWWWW''] "FIRE BLAST."

'Lil ways off, Saramah notices, "I wonder where... what the?"

Hmm...ooy um Sonichu and I are just finishing our conversuh- conversation sumpin'

:"Yaddayaddayadda, 'Oyuh'll tell ya whut..."

:"Hmm?"

Sonichu notices the fire blast coming in.

:"S-PAPA LOOK OUT."

[''WOOSH''] Dashes me out da way, as the fireflies lands on the ground.

:"Wow, that was a- wow. What a blast. Thanks, Sonichu."

:"That's okay, dewd."

:"I saw that! That guy fired on that man down there. Oh my gosh, that's Chris. W'thank God his Sonichu sav-uh-im- saved him. Buh-who?"

[''sigh''] And s- and Wes-Li nearalizes his miss and he's li- he lunch- jumps down towards them.

:[''sigh''] I'll ge'em this time."

Wes-Li jumps really high ad then comes craw- and curls up into a- into his sphere form- sphere... position and, l-and comments down towards me and Sonichu.

:"Whu-duh, SONICHU RUN!"

:"You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? [[Random-access humor|Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice]]."

Heheheheh! RUN FROM THE DINOSAUR!

And we got out o' the way just in time as, uh, he hits the ground, lands about a few fee- few ways down. We both look back and notice that he went in, and th' he jumps back out safely.

And Saramah's like thinkin', "Wow this's gain-tense."

And den we take a look- glem- me and Wes-Li, we take a g'look [[Homos|into each other's eyes]]. Hmmm. And we're thinkin' bu- then Zhuramah wants to hear on the conversation.

:"I'll use my bracelet's power to hear those two."

And I'm like, "I see. As described in the prophecyyy." I'm thinking. Ad den I say, "I'm guessin' that you also have a secret identity. If so, who are you really?"

"Okay," s-replies Wes-Li. "I'll give you a clue. Your friend sat on my [[Pickle|lap]] and you had a jealous look on your face!"

:"No. Walter Grisby!"

:"You are correct!"

:[''gasp''] "Oh no, not Walter Grisby, I don't believe this!"

Hmm!

:"Who-a-you think you are for attacking us?"

:"I'm am y'arrival. Hahahaha."

Then we launch into our discu- into our conversation of argument.

:"Okey, I'll a'mit that with the- that was jealous of you because you get to spend so much more time with Sarah than I do."

I had an angry look on my face, and he has a smirk.

:"Yeah, whatever. My ancestor o' the Wasabi Clan wanted to rule the world, and the only way to do that..."

And I continue on with a thought, "Oh, but I only felt jealousy because [[List of Chris's lies|I care a lot about her]]. Eh, the reason I kept on it inside me for all this time was that I wanted [[China|her to be happy]], all things considered..."

And he c- and then Wes-Li continues on sayin, "...was to steal the [[Cherokian crown|Cherokian Clown]] from y' lousy Cherokees for centuries we of..."

:"...after all, I res- after all, I respett her feelings, and if she feels happier with you than I am, happy knowing that uhh we've been lifelong [[Gal pal|friends]], you know..."

:"...the Wasabi Clan... whut... wuz-asabi Clan cried trails of tears because we are never able to kill the King of the Cherokee Clan to get da marvelous Cherokian Clown..."

Ad den I finish up by saying, "Hey! I'm pourin' out my- I'm pourin' out my [[Semen|heart]] about how I care for my sweet friend- my best friend- my h-lifelong friend, why you dig into your pond of greed!"

:"Well, enough talk. Time to fight!"

And he comes launching- lunching at me with a punch, like a Mach Punch.

:Uh, he's coming fast I needa transform, and I don't have much time, good thing I laid this card down. "Agddivate Magic- Cra Ad-da-Addivate Trap Card: Magic Cylinder!"

He puts his hand in one cylinder and out the udder, it bops him on the head. Ahyuh! and then I transform!

:"ELETRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!" [''PSHWSHWSH'']

An' then suh- an'en Saramah realizes-s, thinkin', "Aw, he was jealous for me? Aw, that's so [[Fail|sweet]]."

Da-da! Hmm.

:"Hey, Wes- Ay, Walt, are you okay? How many life points d'you have let?"

[''HRRM! FWWWWW!''] He launches a flamethrower!

:"WAAAAAA!"

I gah da- da- duck outadaway but he singed my tay-al! [''sniffle''] I after I stop, drop, and roll to put out the flame.

:"You burn my tail! Now it's PERSONAL!"

[''rapid fire action!''] S'I give'em ma a Mach Punch of my own! BAM! A men- a-den he gets me wi' a Mega Kick! WHAM! I miss a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]] attack 'at only I can etsecute, th'he hits me with a Sky Uppercunt, and he lands me on the ground.

:"Eheh. How many life points do you have left? A-heh."

A'then he toots the crown away from me f- aways from my possession there, and I had it.

:"How many life... thanks for the crown, dude!"

:"That's it, I can't take it anymore!"

And Saramah's 'bout to launch a bow from her arrow- an error f- an arrow from her bow and Walter's sayin', "Now it's time to say good-bye, Chris!"

:"WALTEEER GRISBY!" [''VWOOP-PWROON! PFFFFT!'']

:"AAAAAAAAA! Where dis non-sacra tree come from?"

And he's pinned to a tree, he drops the crown, and the nearby, I'm thinkin' I no-iss the all'ets happening, she zay.

:"Wow. She must be da lady o' peace ats described in da prophecy."

To be continued in the nets video. Stay tuned.

==Episode 9==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 9: The Evil that Stomped CWCville
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CcoJxYCov5M}}
| Stardate = 12 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_9|9]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Saramah]], [[Wes-Li]], [[Sonichu]], [[Slaweel]], and [[Count Graduon]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Episode 8]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 3| Sub-Episode 3]]
}}

===Transcript===

====Episode 9: The Evil that Stomped CWCville.====

Sir- Saramah hands me back my, uh Cherokian Crown.

:"Here Chris, I think this belongs to you."

:"Thank you. Who are you?"

:"My hedgehog name is Saramah. Excuse me. Walter Grisby!"

:"Hmm?"

N'Sh- she approaches him while he's still pinned to the tree. And he's alive.

:"I had given you my heart and soul! And you dare harm my best friend? I can't believe you would do such a thing! Like that! But you did! I should'a never hooked up with you!"

"Hooked up?" Walter thinks- realizes. "Nicole is that you?"

:[''gasp''] "Nicole?"

Then she grabs- and then she grabs the arrow wedged into his ch- wedged into his chest. And then she shouts out to him, "Yes Walt, and I say that we are through! I do not love you anymore!" Then she drag- then she pulls the arrow out, and then he screams out in pain!

:"[[Excel Saga|NOOOOOOOOOO]]-AAAAAAAAAAH!"

He falls to the ground; lands on his butt. He's like "Ow, damn! I hurt in three places!"

"I should leave- I should leave you bound to that tree but the three of us are destined to destroy the evil that's being that is lurking somewhere," and Saramah says.

And then I'm- and then I reali- and in response I say, "Oh yeah! The prophecized evil! I wonder where he'll strike!"

And Sonichu approaches me with the news.

:"Papa!"

:"Yes, Sonichu."

:"I just got a call from Rosey! There's a rock monster destroying CWCville!"

:"This must be the evil. Sonichu, go on ahead. We'll catch up!"

:"OK!" [''PFFW'']

He dashes away, then I tells- then I tell Nicole, "Nicole! There is a rock monster destroying CWCville! It may be the evil."

:"Then we have no choice: we have to go destroy it! Chris, stand there next to Walter!"

And then she t- and then she launches two arrows simultaneously at us, but instead of hitting us in the chest, they uh open up to r- to make up these e-electrical spheres around- that surround me and Walt- me and Walter and also one around herself that she created herself, and then she's like, "Let's Fly!"

And now we're levi- levitating about like half a mi- ma-half a mile above the ground. And then Saramah says "Chris, which way to CWCville?"

And I say, "Oh. Right. Nicole? Right, Nicole. About 25 miles due north thataway!"

:"Alright."

And then Walter's thinkin', "Whoa! This the best levitation trick ever," 'cause in real life he was a magician.

And then the three of us go dashin off towards at neckbreakin speed, and Walter is surpised.

:"WHOA!"

But a few ma- a few moments ago: the city of CWCville! A vibrant community, with happy people, cool chicks, business, and a frustrated male. Virgin. [''sigh''] W- what's goin on? Oh no! It's a giant bowl of monster! And that witch! Slaweel Ryam.

:"HAHAHAHA! I can shatter many hearts with this golem! And we'll take over da-"

"And yes," says Count Graduon in her wand. "We will take over the world."

:"You bet, ancient spirit!"

And then Count Graduon continues to say, "The Cherokian and Wasabi Clans may have put me away for centuries, but I will rule the world!"

And then goin' back up to a few minutes later, which is where we come in, the golem monster's destroyin' the city and then Saramah says, [''gasp''] "OH NO! That thing is huge! We gotta take it down! Chris, you know this world. That we're in. You know this world, any ideas?"

:"Hmm. Yeah, I think so. Nicole, shoot some arrows into its eyes. Wi- with fi- Wes, fire up its knees. Those things always have [[Excel Saga|weak knees]]. I'll go for the heart- for its hearts- I'll go for its heartspot, you know, where it would be located."

Let's! Wait! And the- and then Walter goes, "Ohh, my heat is broken... I don't know what's going on! What's the point?" He's depressed.

And I tell 'em, "Hey, buck up! My heart was previously shattered, and I'm not complaning! We have to destroy the monster before it's dur- before it destroys the city! Let's move!"

Then meanwhile just outside the City of CWCville Shoppin' Center, Rosechu's standin by- Rosechu's... standing by, waiting for Sonichu and everybody, and sayin. And she's thinkin, Sonichu... Father... if you're involved in fighting that monster, please be careful!

So Saramah is shootin' lighting arrows into its eyes, I shoot a tractor beam into its heartspot, and then w- and then Walter is sh- is firing up its ankl- is firing up its knees. And then st- and then suddenly- and then after a few attacks it s-2-stop- it stops attacking, and then it starts to topple over, but its still standing. So then I'm like, "Let's finish this! TEAM BLAST! BLUE BLUE FIREBALL ATTACK!"

The three of us get into s- spheres and we DISH-DASH-DISH! whack that thing in three places and it falls down, goes BOOM!

"OOWWwww," says Slaweel Ryam.

And then the- and then Count Graduon says, "You three may have thwarted out plans, but we will meet again, for I am Count Graduon!"

[''gasp''] That orb is talking? I'm thinking? The evil we're supposed to be- we were to destroy is him? And Slaweel Ryam has his cage? The evil was Count Graduon, not that golem! That golem was just a pawn of the de- of the evil.

:"Until another day, hedgehogs! HAhahahaha."

And then Slaweel cries away.

Then I'm sayin, "Wuuu, n'do use chasin' them now; we will meet again."

Then Sonichu and Rosechu come up and give us an update. And its like you know they just got here.

:"Father, I got here as fast as I could, but it looks like I'm late."

Then I tell 'im, "Don't worry about it; we s- we three saved the day." An' then we all transform back.

An' then so Nicole's sayin, "So Chris, how do I get back to Ruckersville from here?"

And then I say, "Well, there's a warp portal in my mayoral office in the CWCville mall. I'll get us a cab."

And Walte- 'n poor Walter. He's just turn his back on us, an' he's jealous and everything. So anyway, we get a cab. [''BEEP BEEP!'']

We head back over to CWCville Shopping Center and we teleport back to Ruckersville from CWCville, VA. [[Random Access Humor|It's a CWC teleport]]!

Then later on, Nicole and I are just uh talkin'- just catching up on thangs.

I'm like, "Are you ok Nicole?"

:"Yeah, I'm fine."

:"I just feel concerned since you broke up with Walter."

:"Oh don't worry about it; we've had previous disputes; 'n besides, he did lack something."

:"I see. So d'you have someone else in mind, or are you gonna take it easy for a while?"

:"Well, I did have someone else in mind! He's big, strong, and he's handsome!"

Oh... and I start to feel [[Chris and his Ego|a little uncomfortable]]... and I'm like [''wrong line''] D'oh! D'OH! D'oh... And I- I buck it up- I suck it in, and [''right line''] I say, "Oh really, does he have a name?"

:"Yes! His name is William!"

:"Hmm. Well, as long as he makes you feel happy! If he ever lets you down and out, just come to me and you may cry on my shoulders as much as you need."

:"Zhe-jhe- thank you! I appreciate your concern."

:"Hey listen don't be a stranger, be sure to stop by for a visit whenever you're in the neighborhood. It's always great to have you around, my old best friend.

[''sadly''] Dun-dun-dun. End of the episode for now.

==Sub-Episode 3==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 3: Me 'n Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rtypt_AtkEk}}
| Stardate = 12 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_2#Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"| Sub-3]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Slaweel Ryam]], and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 9| Episode 9]]
| next = [[Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook#Episode_10| Episode 10]]
}}

===Transcript===

Ah! Ok, before I continue to Sub-Episode 3, let me make ah- an elaborate statement that everybody should know about. I've seen YouTube videos and whatnot, about the... PVCCitizens, or the past stuff before the [[retcons|name changes and everything]]. But anyway, for th' whole time, it al- it always has the uh- my version of it- it always has and should be updated and changed to- from [[PVCC]] to the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], also known as PVCCitizens. You don't get it without the 'citizens.'

And plus, Mary Lee Walsh. Ah- I'm sorry, Slaweel Ryam. The witch in the comic books. She never had blond hair. That!? That's a Viking helmet with devil horns on it! She was al- she h-always had long, straight gray hair under that helmet! Gray hair! She was never a blond! And that's PVCCitizens! So, get your act together, people! Fix it!

Anyway, moving on.

====Sub-Episode 3: Me 'n Sonichu in "Witch Confront"====

An obvious expansion from the short comic strip of [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#March_18.2C_2004.|Us versus the Mastermind]].

Mmm. So anyways we star- anyways so we start off me taking in my thoughts here. Hmm.

:I have taken many blows in my life. But the most devastating were the blows from the witch- from that witch, S-Slaweel Ryam. During the- during the first few months of my [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]], she interrupted and intruded by destroying my [[Attraction Sign|advertisements]], at which that point she shattered my heart, hurt my soul, did so much damage to me really hurt. And she threatened to make me look bad. And I'm- an' I suck it in- I have- and I was so much weak back then, but I am much much MUCH MORE SALTIER NOW. Grown even more tough. Anyway, SHE MUST BE STOPPED, before others feel her heart-shattering wrath.

So later on, at PVCCitizens, the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, in the office of Slaweel Ryam, the Dark Witch a' Hearts, she is makin' a s- makin' her stew of witchboy- stew of witchcraft.

:Double Double, Toil and Trouble!
:Fire Burn, and Cauldron Boy-Bubble!
:I shatter hearts as I please!
:I hurt them hard with the greatest of ease!
:HEHEHEHE!

And then I break in through a win'ow! [''PSWWW!'']

:[''gasp''] "Who dares intrudes upon all mine- upon my negative influence?"

I land on the ground, my back towards her. Then I turned around- my turn around my head towards her, and I say, "My name... is Chris-Chan Sonichu. I'm here to stop your heart-shatterers of evil. But more specifically, in the name of Christian Weston Chandler's heart, [[Sailor Moon|I shall punish you]]!"

:"Oh, that anime line and pose is so old! I'll destroy you using my Dark Magic!"

Woops! So she launches a magic ball at me, and then I- and then I run up- I dodge it. Easily. Then I launch a zh- Thunderbolt. But then she deflected it with her... pitch- with her red pitchfork broom- her red pitchfork that is also her broom. And then she launches a trio of magic spheres. And then I do a combination Double Team and Mirror Coat which launch all three spheres back at her and it hits her bad. So far it has been in defense- so far it was in defense, but then she's like, "Come on! C'MON!"

But then I tell her, "I was told never to hit any women. But since you insist!"

I hit her with a Mach Punch! WHAM!

And then she kicks me! So I give her a Mega Kick back! WHAM!

And she's got- lunges her pitchfork at me- but not puncturing me- but she hits my [[Medallion of Fail|chest mark]] and then she's- and then I feel- and then I feel the pain and it knocks me back and fall- into a fall- I fall onto the ground then I transform back into myself. She'f- and I'm thinking, shoot, she found my transportation spot!

So I'm lying- so I'm lying, near helpless on the ground, and S-Slaweel's exclaiming, "AHH, so, Chris-Chan! You ARE Christian Chandler. Hah. Well! I took your heart and soul, so I'll finish it! And not only will you never ever attract a boyfriend-free girl, you'll be heartless! EHEHEH! Goodbye!"

And she was about to stab me with her pitchfork! A lightning bolt comes in and knocks it out of her hand!

:"What?"

And then, yes, it's Sonichu, he comes to my rescue!

:"I stood by, in case som'n happened to my father."

And then I recover, and I like get up.

:"Thanks, Sonichu. I was down, now I'm up. I'm ok, Sonichu. Thank you. Anyway, SINCE you will not leave me alone on my Sweetheart Search, we have no choice but to fight you, and destroy you, Slaweel Ryam!"

:"HEHEHE!"

:[''together''] "One shot is all we get!"

Sonichu prepares his Thunderbolt attack, and I start my CURSE-YE-HA-ME~ And then she's thinkin' she's gonna be safe wit' her shattered hearts in her hands to fuel her rage and protection, but our attacks...

:"HA!"

:"THUNDER!"

...penetrate her magic shield and takes her down!

:"HEHEHEHaaah--AAAAAAAH!"

:[''together''] "YES!"

But then... the end? No, wait! Her witch brew is still a-boiling. That means... SHE AIN'T DEAD YET!

Dang! Stay tuned for the more comic pages to come on the videos. And enjoy. Have a safe day.

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 1 Official Videobook

2010-11-25T14:22:44Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

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[[Image:issueone.jpg|right|thumb|300px|''Sonichu 1'']]

'''''Sonichu 1'' Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on ''[[Sonichu 1]]''. He started uploading these videos on 11 [[September 2009]].

*In Episode 4, the genesis of Black Sonichu! I mean, Blachu! I mean, [[Black Sonichu|BLAKE]]!!
*In Episode 5, Black Sonichu [[sex|kidnaps]] Rosechu! And Chris rants about Autism awareness and how
{{quote|ASPERGER'S IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!}}
*In Episode 6, it's POW! BAM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! for [[Metal Sonichu]]!
*In Sub-Episode 2, Chris gets trolled at the mall!
{{quote|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!}}

==Episode 4==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 4: Darkness, Speed & Lightning!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|u4eLJQwKjrA}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_4|4]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]], [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Black Sonichu]] and [[Robotnik]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 5]]
}}

===Transcript===

Welcome back. Here's the next installment of the official comi- of the official audio-video book series. Book Number 1. Once again, all Sonichu material is copyrighted on March 17 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler, any names or persons illustrated in the Sonichu comics except for my- of myself that may seemilar- similar to anyone in real life, or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. In this case, some of it parodic. So anyway, Book Number 1.

Sonic is standing by Sonichu, and Sonic says, "Is that supposed to be your clone?"

:"Unfortunately, Sonic, yes!"

:"Chemical 'X'"?

:"No, cherry cola! What's wrong with you, this is the- this is not the Powerpuff Girls!"

====Episode 4: Introducing Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, and Lightning!"====
...with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola!

Over in, uh- the, uh- hhhh- the hou- in the house of Naitsirhc and his adoptive father Giovanni, Giovanni talks to Naitsirhc, and Giovanni says, "Naitsirhc! Even though you have lost your battle with that hedgehog Sonichu, I am proud that you were able to obtain a sample of hi- of his DNA. I then located the base of Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik, and needless to say after I showed him the photo of that Pokemon, he was astounded! And we shook in agreement of Dr. Robotnik recr- reconstructing the DNA machine that was found on New Island. Soon, we will have a 'Sonichu' of our own, to send out and defeat the original. Naitsirhc, our victory is assured! Or I am not Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket! Heheheheheh!"

Meanwhile, in the underground lab, the, uh, scientists are putting toge- putting it all together. We've got Sonichu's DNA next to a can of cherry cola. Mmhh. Anyway, we've got the scientist working on it, uh, and then another scientist says, "Hey Bill! Bring me a DNA- bring the DNA sample to the machine!"

:"Ok! Oops!"

He hits the sam- he hits- he hits the can of cherry cola, it spills into the uh, DNA.

:"Uh oh! Oh well!"

Then he puts the sample in the thing, and then he takes it to the machine, then he puts it ''in'' the machine. Then the machi- then the machine initiates.

:"Analyzing data. Adding inputed data. Pokemon identified. Beginning cloning sequence."

[''BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB'']

:"Hmm... Maybe it's the liquid, but this Sonichu looks [[Niggos|black]] to me!"

:"[''robot voice''] Attention! Attention! This is an audio record addressed only to the Sonichu in the tank. You are a Sonichu. You obey only Giovanni and his son Naitsirhc."

:Mmmmm... Sonichu... Naitsirhc...

:"You are dark, evil and very powerful. When awakened, you will ssseek and fight your original counterpart."

:Mmmm... Powerful... Counterpart? What information are these fools trying to brainwash into me? Eyeah, I'll do whatever I please! But I'll play along.

So now everybody's standing around the capsule with the hedgehog in it, and Giovanni says, "Well, Robotnik. Here's the result of our- of your skills and our genius! What is your opinion?"

:"He reminds me of another creature I released years ago! But I'm sure this 'Sonichu' is much stronger!"

:"Boss! I'm reading the brainwaves. Of the Pokemon. And they're racing!"

:"Well then, let's release him!"

:"I agree! Let's drain the fluid and raise the tube!"

:"Yessir!"

:"Eh, I'm not sure, but he looks black to me! Oh well, he'll still shock that hedgehog!"

[''BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLUBLUBLUBLUB PSHEWWWWWW'']

:"Wow, he is black! Well, I'll just call him Black Sonichu."

:"That's fine with me! But let's just shorten that to Blachu, deal?"

:"Huh? Uh, ok, yeah, sure, deal. I am Naitsirhc, your master. This is my fa- uh, my father Giovanni. Do not cross him. And that's Dr. Robotnik."

:"Eh, my pleasure to make your acquaintance, Black Sonichu."

:"Mine as well! Please accept these rocket boosters as your first birthday present! Hahahaha!"

And so Black Sonichu gets his rocket boosters, they increase his speed. Anyway, Naitsirhc approaches Blac- Black Sonichu and puts his hand across his shoulder and he says, "Come, Blachu, and we will brief you on your mission, birth and training."

Then three hours later in a briefing room...

"Lights on! So Blachu, if you have any questions please ask them now," says Giovanni.

"Yes sir!" res- replies Black Sonichu. "If I was cloned from Sonichu's DNA, shouldn't that make him my father? And also, why am I black and not yellow?"

Giovanni replies, "Astounding questions, Blachu! And with all due respect, I would not refer to Sonichu as your father, more as your brother, but do not ever look up to him. And as my scientist Bill reported, he spilled some cherry cola onto your DNA strands. The black and red chemicals must have overridden the brown and yellow pigment. Any other questions?"

Robonik comes in and he s- and he er- and he says, "Giovanni! I searched on the internet and found data on Sonichu from the Pokemon database!"

:"Well, let's see it! Hmmm, I'm reading over the papers, hmmm..."

:"Apparently it was reported to Professor Oak by a trainer named Kelr- [[Kel]]."

:"Excellent, Robotnik! Now we can compare these statistics with Black Sonichu's, and make him much stronger den- and faster. What's this on the other page?"

:"Oh! That'd be Rosechu! Also an electric hedgehog Pokemon. I also learned that she is Sonichu's girlfriend."

:"ALL SO PERFECT! Now we have the plan to lure Sonichu into our trap! After training our Black Sonichu, he will kidnap Rosechu! Haha, good work! Now make a machine to drain Sonichu's bowe- power, Robotnik!"

:"Yes, sir! Hahahahaha!"

Training days! [''montage music''] Dun dun dun dun dun dun dahhhh!

Speed test: Go! [''SHHW!''] Uh oh! Shoot, you got my clothes! And I cut hhh- cut myself with this tree! That swipped over with this high speed... [''Chris giggles'']

Strength Tench: [''PSHH!''] Breaks the brick wall. Destroy 20 tons.

Spin-dash test: Result: 200 rotations in a minute.

Target Practice: [''PSHW-PING! PSHW-PING! PSHW-PING!''] Result: 99.5% accurate.

And the result of the speed test was 200 kilometers an hour. The scientist comes in later and uh, give- r- reports to Giovanni and Robotnik.

:"Here the recorts- the reports you requested, sir!"

"Excellent!" says Giovanni. And in comparison, both of them have equal special attack, special defense, hit points and speed. But Sonic- but Black Sonichu has one attack point stronger over Sonichu, and Sonichu has stronger- has one defense stronger than Black Sonichu. "Well, they seem similar, but Black Sonichu has greater strength."

:"Yes! It looks like he's ready for the mission."

:"I agree!"

[''PSHH!''] Over lowvers- over the loudspeaker, "Attention Black Sonichu, please report to my office immediately, it's time for your mission," says Giovanni.

Then Black Sonichu thinks to himself, [''sigh''] I guess my training is complete. It's time to en- prepare to encounter my brother Sonichu.

To be continued in the next video!

==Episode 5==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 5: Informal Meeting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vWxJKqADPBM}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_5|5]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Black Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 4|Episode 4]]
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 6|Episode 6]]
}}

===Transcript===

====Episode 5: Sonichu in "The Informal Meeting"====

Our first page is, uh, basically a layout map of where everything is in relation at this point, until fur- until later notice and updates, where Kel's house is located next to CWCville, and Station Square where Sonic and friends reside, even Pallet Town which is located close to Giovanni's gym base, followed by the [[zapbud]] fields, but we zoom in back to Giovanni's base.

Naitsirhc Blake are, uh, talking, and he sa- and he t-says t-to Blake, look- looking at that same map, "I've sent my Zapdos to locate Sonichu and Rosechu. They are now located in the zapbud fields. They will have to return to Kel's house, here. Your mission is to intercept them, kidnap Rosechu, and bring her here. Sonichu will come for her, and when he does, we'll have a surprise for him. Hehahehaha!

Meanwhile, in the zapbud fields, Sonichu and Rosechu are spen- are sharing a tender, loving moment.

:"Ah, this is nice. The zapbuds, the sky, the clouds, and you, Sonichu!"

:"Yes! I couldn't enjoy this without you- without you either, Rosey!"

:"Aww..." [''kissy sounds'']

As Rosechu kisses Sonichu, then she ki- then he kisses her back and then she says, "You're so sweet! You're s... so sweet..."

And he says, "I try!"

[''singing''] Da da da da da da da, her cellphone rings~ Da da da da da da da!

:"Excuse me! Hello? Oh, Kel? Uh? Okay, we'll be home soon, bye now! Mmm, that was Kel, it's almost dinner time!"

:"Oh. That's okay, I was feeling hungry anyway. Shall I escort you back to your chateau, my lady?"

:"Of course mys- of course you may, my sweetbolt!"

:"As you wish, my heartsweet!"

[''PSHH!''] So they make their dash. To the house.

Meanwhile at the intersection between the uh- where, uh- somewhere between Sonic's house and the sh- and, uh, Station Square, he's on his way home but he's thinkin' like you know, he's forget- he's at the moment of confused and forget which way to go, and he's like, oh, wait, no, I'm sorry, he says here, "Hmm, I don't want to go home yeeet; I think I'll go check out what's that way."

And then so- it's like- and then he's uppa- pretty much on the approach to intercept Sonichu and Rosechu as well, whiles- while Blake awaits in the bush.

:"Eh, these branches hurt! Well, Sonichu's in my sight. I also see something blue coming as well. What a mess this will make! AHHAHAHAHA. Jeez, this is intense! I need a countdown! Okay, 5,4,3,2, ah, screw it!"

[''PSHHW!''] He's- he's- he's- right by Sonichu and snags Rosechu offa- off of his arms.

:"Hehehehe!"

And she doesn't even know yet, she has her eyes closed to keep the dust out. And Sonic and Sonichu are about- are without- are without realizing it, they crash right int- without seeing each other they crash right into each other [''BOOM PFT PFT PFT!'']

:"Oww, that hurt!"

:"Mmmm, telling me! Uh...."

She made like a cat and kept her, uh, right arm over her eyes so that she made sure to keep the dust out.

:"Good thing I made like a cat to get that dust out of my eyes... Huh?" [''GASP'']

She looks up and notices that it's not Sonichu that's her carrier!

:"YOU'RE NOT MY SWEET BOLT SONICHU!"

:"No, I'm not! Eheheheheheha!"

:"Let me go, you creep!"

:"NO! HEHEHAHAHA! We're off to see my masters, Giovanni and Naitsirhc!"

:"SONICHU! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Meanwhile, the two hedgehogs are still in a daze over the crash.

:"You should have watched where you were going!"

:"Speak for yourself! You could have easily seen a blue blur coming your way!"

[''together'']"Hey, wait a minute!"

Oop! And then they have an instant memory of where they seen each other back-a like-a back in- in Episode 1.

[''together'']"YOU'RE THAT HEDGEHOG!" they both say simultaneously. And then we have this-is dialogue, here.

:"You're the S- you're Sonic the Hedgehog, aren't you?"

:"Yeah! So what's your name?"

:"Sonichu! I was originally a Pikachu until I- until you ran into me with your- with your power!"

:"Oh yeah, I remember zooming into a poor thing, poor animal! I didn't think it was a Pokemon! I apologize!"

:"I accept your apology."

:"I was also powered up with the Seven Chaos Emeralds, their power must have caused your transformation!"

:"I see. [[Random Access Humor|It's funny how we into- ran into each other like this]]!"

:"Yeah."

:"I was on my way home with my hair- heartsweet Rosechu. Where is she? Aw, man!"

:"She's gone? She's gone missing? Wait, do you see those?"

And they look down and they notice footprints.

:"Yeah, footprints! Uhh! Ouch!"

He puts his finger on one and it's like- it really- it's hot.

:"Ow! They're on fire! Rosey was kidnapped!"

:"Well, let's follow them! I'll help you."

Sonichu, "Thank you! Let's go find Rosechu!"

:"Yeah!"

To be continued in the next episode.

Also this little portion of the page is dedicated to [[autism]] awareness where you can get more information on autism, which is NOT- which is NOTHING LIKE ASPERGER'S. [[Chris and reality|ASPERGER'S IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.]] Anyway- anyway, for information on autism, you go to austim.org. As I- as I am high functionally autistic myself, and ev- and I and myself and all of my Sonichu and Rosechu everybody, we are in full support of autism awareness and finding the cure. And then also the advertisement to the original Sonichu site, the address as it was back then, but at this time it is currently also known as [[CWCipedia]], which the address would be alongside this thing in the text with this video. Anyway, to be continued in the next video.

==Episode 6==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 6: Black Metal Combat
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2UwsQuc-Cew}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_6|6]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Robotnik]], [[Amy Rose]], [[Metal Sonichu]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Black Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 5]]
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 2|Sub-Episode 2]]
}}

===Transcript===

The [[Speech Impediment|starling]] conclusion of this three-part episode:

====Episode 6: Black Meadow Combat.====

We're back at [[Giovanni]]'s base, where splack where [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] has sussessfully put [[Rosechu]] in their cell, and now they wait.

:"A- aa...darn it! These bars are rubber-coated! Oh when Sonichu gets here, he'll give you all a real shock!"

Hmm. ad then- oland then a little bit a distance away, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] is talking to [[Doctor Robotnik|Robotnik]].

:"So Robotnik, let's go over- once more. What'll happen when Sonichu comes to rescue his girlfriend? Heheheh."

:"All right, Naitsirhc. Hahahahah. Well first, Black Sonichu will issue a challenge with Sonichu. Then during the battle, Blachu will lead Sonichu towards the X on the f- the X on the floor. Then I'll press this button which'll launch down- launch the dome, and trap him in, and then I'll activate the [[Stress|energy drain]], which will reduce Sonichu to a [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|weakling]] in mere seconds. After that, [[Sex#Chris_and_rape|you and your friend can do whatever you want to him]]. Recharge him, mi- mind control, [[Julie|string him along]], heheh. Why should I care? Because [''begin musical number''] IIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Robotnik, Robotnik, I'm a mad genius! Robotnik, Robotnik, I creayse chaos with my machiiiiiiiines! I'm the dorkest evil, and I mean I have a monkey and and a meeeean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait, the monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot with a process I call Robotization!"

[''faking mirth for the first time''] Hahahahaha! Oh, com-director commentary! Oh, that is so lame! I idolize Sonic, I hate Eggman! [''continues laughing''], Oh I'm sorry, but that has to be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the stupidest drawn thing]] I've drawn in my life! [''laughs more'']

[''serious business''] Continue on with the story.

Meanwhile, Sonichu and [[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sonic]] are closing in on Giovanni's base.

:"Rosey! [[Semen|I'm COMING!]]"

:"We must be close, I see a building ahead."

[''PSSS''] And they stop right in front of it.

:"Sonichu, stop!"

:"What's up, Sonic"

:"I'm smell [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|trouble]]."

He bends down and picks up the thing on the ground. It's a medal with Eggman's face on it.

:"This da face of my nemesis, Dr. Eggman Robotnik. Hm. You lead on, Sonichu. I'll back you up if there's a trap."

:"Okay."

And so they enter. "Naitsirhc! Release Rosey now!" Sonichu a-says, as the-ed-edder enters.

:"I knew you'd come for me, Sweet-boat."

Hm. [''pause''] Is that his? And then [''wrong''] Sonichu thinks, "I know Eggman will have a grand trap in store. I'll get Sonichu out if needed. Oh is that his Rosechu? She looks lock-a-light [[Amy Rose|Amy]]. Boy if those two [[Homos|mate]]- if those two girls MEET, that is huh."

And Naitsirhc says, "Ah, Sonichu. How good it is to see that you- how good it is to see you again. Allow me introduced my father, Giovanni, and our 'sociate Dr. Robotnik."

:[''together''] "Hello! HAHAHAHA!"

:"I am pleased to say that we do have your [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] captive in our facilities. But t-to my dismay, it was not I who kidnapped your girlfriend, but allow me to present the true culprit and your clone."

:"My clone?"

:"[[Niggos|BLACK]] SONICHU."

:"Just call me Blachu. AND NOW WE MUST [[Soul Calibur|FIGHT!]]" [''PSSH''] "Mach Punch."

:"Oh, sneak attack, huh? Here's my counter, Spin Dash! [''PSSH'']

:"Uhh... Er not bad. Now's time for me to dish it out. Thunderbolt!" [''PFF''] Misses Sonichu. "Heheheheh."

:"Megaaaa-kick!" Hits Black Sonichu on the head! "Eh-heh! Getting tired Blachu? I'm just getting warned up."

:"Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO! He's standing on the X." [''BOOP! PSHH!''] "I wouldn't waste my energy, Sonichu. [''PLINGPINGPING''] "That's tempered glass. You won't be able to shatter it or sonic- or shock it. Heheheh."

:"Sonichu, no!"

:"Why you! When I get outta here, I'll..."

:"And now, I'll press the button that'll sap your strength and energy."

:"Not if I have a say in it, Robotnik!"

:"Wha?"

[''WH-PEW!''] Breaks the remote control. Sonic does.

:"[[Excel-Saga|NOOOOOO!]] What? You?"

:"Hehehe. [[Bugs_Bunny#Bugs_Bunny|Ehh, you expecting maybe Bugs Bunny?]] Hehehe. Let Sonichu and Rosechu go, and I may go easy on you, Eggman."

:"That's Dr. Robotnik to you, Ssonic the Hedgehog! Hah. I had something else planned for that Pokémon's escape. Heh. Now I'll send it against you, pesky hedgehog, haha. Go, my [[Metal_Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]]!"

[''singing ominously'']

And then emerges the Metal Sonichu, then Sonichu con-lookt-come-up-com-commentates, "Hey, he dudn't look a thing like me!"

"Boy, Eggman, Sonic says. "You sure [[Chris_and_art|lack imagination]]. Compared to Metal Sonic."

:"Metal Sonichu, ATTACK!"

Shoots thunderboats! [''PSHPSHPSHPSH!''] Sonic dashes and he misses.

:"Hah! Mmm... Heh." [''PSHH''] "Heh. C'mon, is that the best you got?"

And then they're chasing each other, Metal Sonichu is chasing Sonic all over the creation. Sonichu's b-and then Sonichu tries to go attack it but then he spin dashes away. And then hen-and-then heads toward the uh dome. Warning Sonichu first to stay out of the way, and he says, "Come and get it. Come and get me. Met-A-Mon."

Sonichu says Soni-me sangs Sonic. And then Metal Sonichu [''PSHHW!''] crashes right through the dome. And then Sonichu gets out and he sa- and he tells Sonic, "Sonic, spin dash towards me between my hands!"

He's gathering up an energy ball of lightning between his hands. So Son- so [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Sonic spindashes into between Sonichu's hands as Sonichu holds them like a ball]] and then he initiates a lock-on with the ready, aim, and then he fires a Zap Cannon attack using Sonic as the ball. And then Sonichu dashes towards Rosechu hesaidhesay, "Gotta save Rosey."

And as Sonic real- and as Sonic'll-uh-go-uh-launches flyings towards Metal Sonichu so- Metal Sonichu realizes he can't do much so he goes to a Defense Curl and then Sonic collides with the Metal Sonichu, goes around the building, flow- goes ri-up to a cliff and he lauches up the ki-lips-it off the cliff like a Spin Dash and he d-he flies up [[Tobacky|TO THE MOON]]!

Meanwhile, back at the lab...

:"S-Rosey, stay back!"

[''ZRPP-PSH''] Cuts the bars.

:"I'm free! Thank you Sweet-Bolt."

Yay.

And then our three main villains here are sh-in shock, and in awe. They're speechless, and then Sonic says, "Well, Eggman, it looks like you are licked again. And shocked too."

:"Heh. Y'all should've learned never to mess with true l-with [[Sonichu_and_Rosechu's_Luv_Shack|true Poké-love]]. Rosey? Let's bolt."

:"Oh. Just a moment. Oh, Black Sonichu?"

And he's in a daze after the battle, he's tired, he's like, "Mmm?"

And then she says, "THIS IS FOR KIDNAPPING ME!"

And she just lands the punch around day-or-ponch on his face and knocks a couple of his [[Fangs|teeth]] out. Then meanwhile on the moon, we see an open crater with dats been cr-made. And there are couple a EYES lighting out of it. S-Metal Sonichu may make a comeback later. DUN DUN DUUUUN!

An' then a couple a days later, at the [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville Mall]] at the edge of [[CWCville]], [[Women's rights|Amy and Rosey are shopping]], and they're about to meet each other. They dote have at meet each other yet.

:"Sonic's gonna really notice me in this new outfit!"

:"Sonichu will want to snuggle me after watching this DVD. Heh."

:"One day Sonic and I'll be [[Wedding Comic|married]]!"

:"Oh it's so cool that [[Homos|he enjoys romantic comedies too]]. Heh."

And then, [''together''] "Eh? Oh."

W- an' then they're thinkin', "Wow. That girl looks like me. Cute outfit, though. Heh." And then Rosechu and Amy go into their conversation.

And Rosey says, "Oh, I love your outfit!"

:"Oh, thank you, heheh. Heh. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I'm Amy Rose."

:"I'm Rosechu, but you may call me Rosey."

:"You shoppin' for anybody?"

:"Just pick up a romantic comedy for me and my sweet-bolt Sonichu. [''sing-song''] He loves meeeee~"

:"Oh, me too! I bought a a new outfit f-to wear for my Sonic. It's so hard for him to etspress his feelings, but I can tell that he ilestly-s-s-has some for me."

:"Oh my sweet-boat treats me... so right. He knows the right things to say and he toad-ly respects me. We spend a lotta time together."

:[''gratingly shrill''] "NO WAAAAY! I can't even get Sonic to stand still! You are SO LUCKY!"

And then yudda-budda-yubba-yubba-yub [''PSSH!''] I come in and I say, "Oh, pardon me. But they going to girl talk for a w-couple hours and I'd like to save time... [[Random-access humor|AND MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING OVER TO GET-CO!]] HAHAHAHA!"

End of the episode. Stay tuned for da s-nest sub-episode.

==Sub-Episode 2==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 2: The Rise & Fall of My Heart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4BMLRtFeBzQ}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_2|Sub-2]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Rosechu]], [[Cartoon CWC]] and [[Fandanna]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 6]]
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 7|Episode 7]]
}}

===Transcript===

Move on to the [[Sub-Episode 2]], I just would like to, uh, state a couple of things of fact from Book Number One. Yeah, the uh, [[Sonichu 0|first episode]] happened around [[Station Square]], and then the beach around [[Kel]]'s house, respectively. And then the all this in the [[Episode 2]] is like the scenario was around Kel's house and the river that flowed from there. And, uh, then back in the- and then back in the- and then in [[Episode 3]] mostly happened arou- it mostly happened in [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville Shopping Mall]], all the battle and everything. And uh you know, just like, you know, the rest of the scenario, like you know, but for what happened started off from Kel's house and then ended up over at the CWCville Shopping Center. So let's just update, you know, just try to make it update an [[Audiobooks|audiobook]], anyway. Anyway.

And also, [[Sub-Episode_1|Sub-Episode 1]] was based over in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville, Virginia]]. Although I guess that's uh... nah never mind, I said it. I don't care. Let 'em come after me, especially since I'M BEING A BIG BAD IDIOT. I'M THAT [[Niggos|BLACK]] [[Jerkhief|JERKHIEF]] WHO WORKS OVER THERE. DURR DURR DURR.

Anyway.

====Sub-Episode 2====

Starring myself again.

'''The Rise and Fall of My Heart.'''

It's based on [[Hanna|real life]], actually happened March 29th, [[2005]]. So I'm waiting [[Attraction Location|in my usual place]] hoping to hope waiting for a girl to approach me. And then I'm thinkin' again. Eh, also like you know my [[Heart level|heart]] was also, uh, shattered like a couple of y-l- shattered like a couple of years back by, uh, Sl-Slawee by uh Sl- quote-unquote [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]. Anyway. At this point, [[2003|it's been almost a year and eight months now]] since I've started my [[Love quest|Sweetheart Search]]. I'll try attract after eat my, uh, [[Obesity|eight chicken nuggets]] since I had a [[Chris and money|coupon]]. Maybe I'll [[Chris and sex|get lucky]] today!

And then all of a sudden this girl comes up, she's es-uh-es... "[[Speech Impediment|Escuse]] me, but..."

:"[[Slow in the minds|Huh]]?"

:"I heard that you were looking for a sw-[[sweetheart]], right?"

I said, "Uhhhhh uh yes! I happen to need uh a girlfriend. So uh what's your name?"

:"My name is [[Hanna|Fandanna]]."

:"I'm Christian, but you may call me Chris."

:"So I was wondering if you wanna have a coffee at the uh, shop with me. That's nearby."

:"Uh. Okay sure."

Then she walks off and I'm a show like you know oh my god I was eating- I was eating my lunch and then uh, suddenly this happened? Eh, oh, by the way... Eh. So it's like, you know, I'm meetin' her in fifteen minutes it's like [''crescendo''] ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! YES! YES! MY SWEETHEART SEARCH IS FINALLY OVER! [''singing''] DAAAOOOH THIS IS HEAVEN! Heaven! Oh look there's a little [[Chris and religion|St. Peter.]] Heheheheh. Yay!

So moments later I'm at the nearby coffee shop, and I'm s-waiting for her to, uh, meet me here and s-like, "Oh this is fantastic! A girl has finally noticed me! And we're about to drink together and talk? OH I'M SO ELATED!"

Oh and [[Rosechu]] comes in, she's like, "Oh I'm excited too, you know, you finally... did this and it's all going well for you?"

:"Heh, oh yes Rosechu. I am also glad that all my [[Electric_Hedgehog_Pokémon|hedgehogs]] are cheering me on, too. Hey listen, why don't you go spread [[Da_update|the word]] throughout [[CWCville]]? Hm. She'll be here- she'll be here soon."

:"Okay pop, I'll check in later. [''BOODOOP-BOOP-BOODOOP-BOOP-BLOONG''] Hm. [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]]? Yeah, this is Rosey. Uh, you are not going to buh-leeeeevethis!" As she walks off talking to her on the phone.

And then a few minutes later, eh so Fandanna's sitting in front of me, she says like, "So. How are you?"

:"Oh, I'm okay. Uh, so what are [[trolling|your hobbies]]?"

:"Oh well I enjoy playing my [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], and reading Chuck Paladuck."

:"Oh, I bet that uh you play very great numbers."

:"Oh I've only practiced a couple of yeeeeears. But I may play for you sometime if you like."

:"Oh yeah sure. That would be great. [''wrong voice''] Also please tell me abou-oh wait no."

:"Also please tell me about ye-about your necklace. Is it..."

:"Oh yes my [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]! This is the place of my electric hedgehog Pokemon. Let me show you my uh [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu book]]."

...that I had on me that day for real. So I showed her a few pages. So after I left, I gave uh Fandanna uh I look backed at her I gave her a DOUBLE-TAKE FLIRT. Which I learned that uh, recently. And then I call my family and I retire to the spot by the tree in front of the uh [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|Sun-Par]]. I started thinking in mind about steps for future dates and checked with my S-[[Nintendo]] DS game [[Sprung|"Sprung"]] for uh more tips.

And uh, now we look in on Rosechu passing by the uh coffee shop talkin' to [[Wild Sonichu]] on her tele- on her cell phone. He say, "Oh yeah, Wild, her name is Fandanna. Yeah. You'd fall for her too if you were human. Oh, hang on, I hear some gossip." So she overhears. As I.

:[''employees''] "Fandanna, do I hear [[Wedding_Comic|wedding]] bells? Or, do you think he's dreamy?"

:"Oh, well, I'll tell ya I never meant anything. I was [[Mass_debating|yankin' his chain]]. It was my boss's idea. Heh!"

:[''gasp!''] "Oh my god, wow. Wow, d-I have to call you back," Rosechu says. "Oh poor Chris. I have to tell him. He'll be [[Virgin with rage|upset]]. But s-it's the right thing to do."

Meanwhile, I'm playing "Sprung" and sounds like you know I'm reading along he's like, [''pensively''] "So do angels have names... hmm... that sounds about right." Rosechu approaches me.

:"Uhhhhh, Chris?"

:"Yes. Rosey, what's up?"

Looking very concerned and deep in thought, she says, "I'm sorry, but I have sumpin very important to tell you. I overheard Fandanna talking to her fellow employees? She said that she was playing you for a [[Naive|SAP]]. She's not really intrist into you."

:[''gasp!''] "I'M IN SHOCK. NO, IT CANNOT BE TRUE."

:"I'm afraid it is."

[''ERRRG EGRRRRGRGRGRGR!''] Well, fine I'll go ask her myself. Rosechu, please watch my things and keep my spot warm."

My usual spot I wait at, that is, at the mall.

So then a moment later I catch her attention and I say, "Fandanna?"

:"Uhhhh yeah?"

:"Listen. I just heard from a friend that you were yanking my- that you were pranking me and yanking my chain. [''Dramatic''] Please...say it isn't so!"

:"Oh, I'm afraid it is. It's true. My friends wanted me to play around with you I thought it would be [[Random-access humor|funny]]."

:"OH COME ON! YOU DIDN'T FIND ME A BIT INTERESTING? Didn't you care a bit about me? Didn't our mini-date mean anything to you? Didn't you want to see to- see me most often?"

:"[[Truth|No]]".

[''PSH! gasp!''] My heart's been shattered again! [[Excel Saga|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]

[''decrescendo... then crescendo''] I'm cryin' wuh- tear we're falling tears it hurts so much it hurts so gawd dang much. But, uh, earlier during that mini-date, which [[List of Chris's lies|I'm not even counting that as a date]]- I never I'm not counting that as a date. I've never counted it as a date after it ended.

Anyway, I had her e-mail address, so I sent her an e-mail reply saying:

:Fandanna? I just wanted to say that I appreciate you being the first to approach and say anything to me. I get very [[Stress|nervous]] and I was hoping for that to happen. Also, I preeshu you taking the time to chat with me at the shop, and I was very elated an' at-cited an' [[CWC-isms|butterfly-heartful]] for the positive events. [''scolding''] But it was not very nice of you to have led me on like that! Just to pull a prank on me! I was terribly HURT! Before you stepped in my world, my heart was previously shattered due to previous events and it was 20 percent repaired. After you came in, my heart had a miraculous speedy recovery to a hundred percent! Then after I had learned from you that it was a lie my heart was shattered back ta 15 PERCENT! There is a lesson to learn to this. NEVER MAKE A JOKE OR PRANK AT THE EXPENSE OF ANOTHER PURSE'S FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS![''politely''] Still, after cooling off, I also want to say that I thought that you, Fandanna, looked very [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl|pretty]], [[China|I enjoyed your charming wit and personality]], and I thought you had some nice and lovely girl. If you should ever change your mind on how you feel about me, you may look me up. But please tell me two things in your reply. [[Tobacky|You don't smoke do you]]? That st- that stuff really turns me off. And, you don't [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|already have a boyfriend]] do you?

:Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler.

:P.S. You may take this as a clue, but KEEP IN MIND that I DAAAAYD graduate from [[Manchester High School|high school]] with [[honor roll]], I did make good grades at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. You may wanna look up- you may wanna look it up in the search."

I forget what I h-had written there. I just crunch-crossed it out. Hmm. Anyway. Stay tuned for the [[Sonichu 2|next book]]! Have a good day.

{{Videobooks}}

Sonichu 0 Official Videobook

2010-11-25T14:18:19Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

[[Image:issuezero.jpg|thumb|''Sonichu 0'']]

'''''Sonichu'' #0 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. He started uploading these videos on 10 [[September 2009]].

The [[PSEye]] soldiers on valiantly, but with much skippage.

*In Episode 1, Super Sonic collided wit' a Pikachu... and the world gets a little more retarded!
*In Introductions, the Chaotic Combo make their first appearance!
*In Episode 2, Sonichu and Rosechu get all the way to [[Dating Education|Date Number 2]]!
*In Episode 3, we find out that, for the record,
{{quote|HE LOVES VAGINAS! HE IS STRAIGHT!}}
*Next up are Classic Sonichu Strips!
*And in Sub-Episode 1, a [[Jerkop]]-tastrophie!

==Episode 1==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lAI-TsNdgBo}}
| Stardate = 10 September, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_1|1]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Sonic]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_2|Episode 2]]
}}

===Transcript===

'Ello, [[Chris and his Ego|you should know me by now]], this is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] here!

[''Shows [[High School Ring]], grabs [[Scrapbook of Fail]]'']

And I'm sittin' behind the camera as I'm about to start off my own regimen of the uh, audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks.

''[opens Scrapbook]'' [[Vivian]] is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But, anyway, just to make it clear, you know, any names, persons illustrated in any of the comic books, except that of me that may seem similar to anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. So anyway, lets begin.

The c- the cover for Book Number Zero. Yeah, the hand-drawn premiere issue.

'''Chris''': "Go, [[Sonichu]]! Go out and zap to the s- extreme!"

'''Sonichu''':[''nasal''] "I will! Thank y', Father!"

And we're just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

====Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin.====

Our story begins in an open field five miles from the city of Station Square which is under siege by the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]. While [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] ponders over the destruction, a wild male Pikachu takes notice of the far off destruction.

'''Pikachu''': "Piiika? Hm?"

'''Chris''': "Hmm. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and author of this comic series. And this stor- and this is his story and nothing less."

Meanwhile!

'''Perfect Chaos''': "Errr." [''WSSHH-Pshh'']

[''Sonichu Theme Music: DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR!'']

'''Pikachu''':"Ouch!" [''WSSHH-GASP'']

About fifteen miles away... there's a girl Raichu. And ''she'' gets hit! Hit by the [[chaotic rainbow]] that will change their lives forever...

[''FSSHHW''] [[Kel]] [[Homos|comes out]]. At the cottage.

'''Kel:''' "Raichu I saw the... [''gasp''] who are you, and what'dja do with my Raichu?"

'''Transformed Raichu:''' [''gasp''] "Kel, I am your Pokémon. I was hit by a rainbow, and now I have transformed!"

'''Kel:''' "Oh my, you're as beautiful as a rose."

'''Transformed Raichu:''' "As a rose? I need a new name, since I am a new [[Pokémon]], so you can call me... [[Rosechu]]"

'''Transformed Pikachu:''':"Mm? Ohh... Wha? [''gasp''] I've changed. Huh? The battle is on! I've got to help! It's time to zap!" [''sound effects'']

'''Transformed Pikachu:''' "Well, I almost got 'em."

'''Perfect Chaos:''' "RAAARGGH!"

'''Transformed Pikachu:''':"THUNDAAAAAAaar!"

'''Crowd''': [''crowd cheers''] Yaaaay. Yay. [[Sonic]]. Sonic. Yay.

Later on,

'''Transformed Pikachu''': "Wow, what a battle. Not only that but I've received super speed, and a new body, and above all else, I'm able to talk like a human now. And apparently, I look like that hedgehog I've helped earlier. From the cheers, I guess his name was Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic had just about the same abilities as I do now, and I guess I am now a hedgehog now too. I am a new Pokémon, I am no longer a Pikachu, so with that inspiration I am now... [[Sonichu]]!"

'''Chris''': "And from then on, Sonichu went on to make new friends, as well as enemies, and he will use his abilities to stop evil and save the world. Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!"

==Episode 2==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 2: Genesis of the Lovehogs
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0gTLpyanSOI}}
| Stardate = 10 September, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_2|2]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_1|Episode 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_3|Episode 3]]
}}
NOTE: ''Introductions'' and ''Episode 2'' are in the same video, but are treated as separate chapters in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection ''Sonichu'' #0] on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>.

===Transcript===

====Introductions====

[''enter a long narration by Cartoon CWC'']

As the creator of Sonichu and as well, I feel I should take on a trip and learn more. Besides, I promised my other Hedgehogs as well. So let's tour my section of the cartoon world. The comic title is ''Sonichu''. By that we mean the saga of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon]], as well as his friends and comrades.

Location: it is set in and around the city of [[CWCville]], [[Virginia]], a vibrant community with cool people, an av- and average amount of cool places to chill at. I am the Mayor.

Characters:

This is Sonichu, Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, and main character. Currently on the year [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]], he is sixteen years old. His hobbies include running, surfing and chillin', mostly outdoor activities. Other things he enjoys is scenery around him. His favorite colors are yellow and blue, and he enjoys popular music. And he loves Rosechu. Yay~

This is Rosechu. She is a spunky, beautiful girl of Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon. She is fifteen years old in 2004. Her hobbies include [[sex|frolicking]] through the fields, shopping at the [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville mall]], and [[Women's Rights|cooking]]. Her original trainer, the caring girl Kel... "Rosey" is Rosechu's nickname, and she likes to pick flowers. Her favorite flower is the [[Zapbud]]. She keeps her heart saved for her Sonichu.

This is [[Kel]]. She's Rosechu's caring trainer.

[[Naitsirhc]], the son of Team Rocket boss, [[Giovanni]].

[[Black Sonichu]], a.k.a [[Blachu]], Sonichu's [[Liquid Chris|evil twin]]. He was created Giovanni's lab with an accidental cose of cherry cola with Sonichu's DNA. His lair- wids lair be changed- later his name would be changed to Blake.

From the [[rainbow]] of chaos emerald energy, [[Christian's sex joke|eggs]] were released into the various locations around the world. They hatched inta five more electrical hedgehogs with special charactarisstiss. When they all- when the hedgehogs all get together, they create the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Also released from the rainbow were seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], which would be the emphasis around the Sonichu series, equivalent to the Chaos Emeralds. They are the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Sonichu Crystals]]\.

Anyway, this is [[Wild Sonichu]]. He was raised in a jungle by a Venusaur and a Scyther, who taught him Razor Leaf and how to... ass- asse- how to access his speeds and ninja skills.

This is [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. She was raised by a mother Swampert who taught her how to create tidal waves. Bubble has a happy positive personality, and she just loves to have [[sex|fun]].

[[Angelica Rosechu]]. She was raised in a church by nuns, she is a believer, and she [[Mass debating|prays]] every night. She is usually the peace- at peace, especially while she is flying sky-high.

[[Punchy Sonichu]]. He grew up in a dojo where he is perfect his punches. He is also full of [[random-access humor]]. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.

[[Magi-Chan]]. He was raised- he raised himself in the mounds as the, uh... as he meditated, and perfect his telekinetic powers.

Respectively, Wild is a Grass-Electric, Bubbles is Water-Electric, Angelica is Flying-Electric, Punchy is Fighting and Electric, and Magi-Chan is Psychic and Electric.

Later to be a one-time character possible with more times to be seen, this is [[Flame the Sunbird]], protector of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone|Master Sunbone]] and mysterious [[Rainbow Island]].

Another mysterious origins, three more hedgehogs will rock CWCville. [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Saramah Rosechu]] and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]].

And then just for a two- and then just a couple of villains for the introductions, we got [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the witch]], and the slew- and the slew of her [[Jerkops]].

And lastly there's me, the intrusive creator in Sonichu's story, [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. To describe myself in real life, I am [[Things Chris has ripped off|very creative person]], I enjoy playing video games; [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon]], ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' among other things, even ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' currently and ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. I also like to build with [[Lego]] pieces. I enjoy most kinds of music. I am also fascinated with the [[Transformers]], and I also play the [[Pokémon]] and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' trading [[card games]]. I am 5'10", I was born February 24, 199- [[1982]]. I am working toward- I was working towards [[CADD|computer-aided drafting degree]] at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmont Community College]] at this time, I graduated with both of them already. I'm currently single and... need girlfriend, [[Homos|even though I am actually branching out currently]], in the year- in this- at this time- and I'm actually working- and I am actually brought- gettin' more successful each day. And please enjoy the best of this comic and more on the current Sonichu site, which is also known as [[CWCipedia]]. Too bad I had to lose the, uh, original address to the damn, dirty trolls.

Now,

====Episode 2: Genesis of the Lovehogs.====

'''Sonichu''':[[A Hike|[''heavy breathing'']]] Ohh... since my transformation, my new bigger body needs more food than before. Nuts, apples and berries aren't gonna cut it anymore. It's been over a week now and I'm ''sooo'' hungry. Not only that but I feel lonesome. Huh? Wooow... Where's that angel running off to?

Also on a director's note just to let you know, they met two weeks after that event in Station Square, which happened in the year [[Sonichu chronology#2000|2000]]. And they did not get married until the year [[Sonichu chronology#2006|2006]], so they had a long time to hang around each other and love each other very fondly and truly. Anyway.

'''Chris''': Ahh! So, she lives in that cabin. And with her trainer. Maybe I can get a bite- a stite to eat as well.

'''Kel''': "Mmm. Did you have a good run, Rosey?"

'''Rosechu''':"Ehh, so-so."

'''Kel''': "Well come on in, I'm fixing some [[Wikipedia:Brunswick stew|Brunswick stew]]."

'''Rosechu''': "Hmm... Dince my transformation last week- a couple weeks ago I've felt so lonesome, because there's no other... ss- Pokémon around like me to love.

'''Kel''': "Oh relax, Rosey. What about my Dragonite David? He's loyal."

'''Rosechu''': "Ah come on, Kel! David's [[duck|just too big]] for me! I can ya have him! Yib- me- I mean, you can have him, I don't want him!"

'''Kel''': "Well, can't say I didn't try! For all we know, your love could be just around the corner." [''knocking''] "Or right at the door!"

'''Rosechu''':"I'll get it! Hello, how may I- I-yi-yi-yi..."

Mmm.

'''Sonichu''': "Hey, I'm just a wild one who hasn't eaten much in over week. Can you help me out?"

'''Rosechu''': I don't believe it! Handsome Pokémon, like I never l- h- like I've learned? Who's like-me-I've-got-to-learn-more-about-him! [''shrieks''] "COME ON IN! WOW! So what's your name?"

'''Sonichu''': "I'm Sonichu!"

'''Rosechu''': "I'm Rosechu, but you can call me ''anytime''."

'''Rosechu''' :"Hmm... I might call you Rosey."

Hehehehehe!

"Hey Kel, we have a guest! Hey, Rosey's my nickname."

'''Sonichu''' :Boy... I thought ''I'' was the speedy one! Well, she's cute anyway, heheh.

'''Kel''' :"Who is it, Rosey? The stew is almost ready!"

'''Rosechu''': "Kel, this is Sonichu! He wishes to break bread with us!"

'''Sonichu''' :"Hello!"

'''Kel''': Wow, another hedgehog Pokémon! And a man for Rosechu! Eh, this must be faaate. "Nice to meet you Sonichu, have a seat with Rosey, stew's almost ready. Go ahead and entertain your new boyfriend!" [''Chris giggles in glee'']

'''Rosechu''': "So, what's your favorite color?"

'''Sonichu''': "Uh... yellow. No, blue!"

One night later! One night, a few ''days'' later!

'''Rosechu''': "Oh, isn't the night sky so romantic?"

:"Boy, sure is!"

'''Rosechu''': "I could just sit here and look at it for hours with you!"

'''Sonichu''': "Yeah, but then we'd fall asleep together! Heheh... And I wouldn't have it any other way."

'''Rosechu''': "Oh Sonichu, I'm so happy with you! I love you!"

'''Sonichu''': "And I love you, Rosechu. As long as birds tweet, you are muh lovely [[heartsweet]]!"

'''Rosechu''': "Awww!"

[''FIREWORKS! FSHEEW! POO PEW PEW PEW PEEEEEEEW! POO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEEEEW!'']

==Episode 3==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 3: Sonichu versus Naitsirhc! (& Classic Sonichu Strips)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tZZO1HB5vOk}}
| Stardate = 10 September, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Episode_3|3]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]], [[Kel]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Black Sonichu]], [[Slaweel]], [[Barbara Chandler]], and [[Saramah]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_2|Episode 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode 1]]
}}
NOTE: ''Episode 3'' and ''Classic Sonichu Strips'' are in the same video, but are treated as separate chapters in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection ''Sonichu'' #0] on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>.

===Transcript===

====Episode 3: The First Battle Encounter: Sonichu versus Naitsirhc!====

'''Naitsirhc''': "EEEHRGHHEEH, I'm from Team Rocket! And I'm... [[Naitsirhc]], son [[Giovanni]]! Team Rocket, Brighter than light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"

:"Release Rosey, now!"

:"Than we will fight! Zapdos, Go!"

:I can't believe this, even after what happened... Earlier, when Kel ha- had to run some errands at CWCville mall, she allowed me to borrow- she allowed Rosey to borrow her credit card. I had to make sure Rosey didn't spend over 100 dollars.

Heheheheheh.

:At first it was easy, due to willpower, but then with all the sales and coupons...

:"Hmm! Twenty dollars for this lovely brace-et? Wait! 75% off? AWRIGHT!"

:Heh! Well, I'm not Superman!

HAHAhahaha, Ahh.

:Thankfully we- thanky- thankfully Kel gave me cash for luuunch, but how was I know that the cheeseburger had [[pickles]] on it? Eh!

:"Ueaah, that was that was great! What's wrong, [[Sweetbolt]]?"

:"I-I HATE PICKLES!"

:[''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]] impression''] THE BUN IS IN THE MIND!

[''Chris totally loses it''] HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!

:[''Pshhhhhiiiiu!''] [''gasp!''] A Zapdos snatched my love!

:"HEEELP!"

:Which brings us up to date. Excuse me while I save my sweetheart!

SKY UPPERCUT! Drill peck. MEGAA-KICK! Wing attack. Double Team. Oh-oh, I'm confused! Eheheheheh.

Here comes the final blow!

[''long silence and pans across page''] [''PSH!'']

:"UAAaah!... Oh!"

[''PPPPPPSHHHWEEWWWEEEEE!!'']

:"Ey! I wouldn't miss out on this action!" [''PSHHH! PSHHHKEW!'']

:"Return to me! Envo- Enjoy your victory now, hedgehog. But we will meet again! And when we do, I will capture you for my father and Team Rocket! Let's go, Raikou!"

:[''crowd''] YAAAAAAY!

:"Oh, sweetbolt, you're my hero! Thank you!"

:"I was astounded wi' how you battled, Sonichu! You rock!"

:[''crowd''] Yes, Thank you, Sonichu!

:"As mayor of the city of CWCville, I congraduate you on your victory, and I thank you for saving the day! Good job, Sonichu."

:"Thanks!"

A little bit later, after the fight.

:"Hm. Well, Sonichu, I feel this comic is my best work yet!"

:"I think so too, pop! But wow, all this fantastic creative, and you are still girlfriend-free?"

:"Eh, bothers me too. But I will never give up. I will find my [[sweetheart]] yet. Well, I gotta go back- I gotta go back to Charlottesville's mall to try again!"

:"Good luck!" [''car noises''] There he goes, with a grin on his face! In the end, he'll keep on saying 'one girlfriend, please.' Because he'll probably again- he'll probably fail again, wit' the dang sign of his or whatever... but, he's so brave, I'm proud of him anyway. And for the record, HE LOVES VAGINAS! HE IS STRAIGHT! GET USED TO IT.

And now, for some

====Classic Comic Strips====

June to-

=====June 13, 2004.=====

Sonichu, 25 years later. One possible future, anyway.

:"Wow, honey! You're quite the hard worker! Hmmmm."

:"Ahhh, thanks, sweetheart! I could cut a hundred logs before breakfast! But I ate lunch couple hours ago!"

AHAhahehehaha!

Metonic and Vamprosa! Sonichu plus Metal Coat and Trade makes Metonic. Rosechu plus highest-friendship lvel and level-up at midnight: Vamprosa.

June thir-

=====January 3, 2004=====

:"Well, Sonichu, I've been living my life and beautiful."

:"Hey Rosey, what's new?"

Woops, I for- messed that up, but ah whatever.

:"But seriously, I wish I didn't have to work so hard. I'm so tired of it! But being with you- a girl being with you, a great friend, makes me feel better. A whole lot better!"

:"Me too, Rosey."

:"Anyway, I'm..."

:[''grumbles'']

:"And that's how it's been!"

:"I understand your feelings. Here, Happy Valentine's Day!"

:"Aw, you're so sweet!"

:"Huh? What's up..."

:"Black Sonichu! Quit following us around!"

Ehahah!

Drawn

=====March 18, 2004.=====

Christian and Sonichu versus the [[Slaweel|Mastermind]]!

:"Ah, since you will not leave me alone on my love quest, we have no choice but to fight you, SLAWEEL THE WITCH!"

:"Eeheeheheheheh!"

:[''together''] "ONE SHOT IS ALL WE GET!"

:"Curse-ye-ha-me..."

:[''straining sounds'']

:"Eeheehehehe!"

:"HAAA!"

:"And thunder attack!!"

:"Heehehe--AAAAAAAAAIIIEE!"

Booyeah! Ooh, yeah! Knocked her down! Ooh, yeah!

Hmm,

=====May 8, 2004=====

drawn.

:"Sonichu! Naitsirhc has my mom! We have to go save her!"

:"I'm with you, Chris! Ha- he won't get away with this!"

:"I just hope that she's alright."

:"Heheheh! When those hedgehogs learn of your capture, they will run right into my trap!"

[''PSHW! FSHH!'']

:"Naitsirhc! Release my mother, or we will give you the shock of your life!"

:"Yeah!"

:"Take one step closer, and I'll press this button! Which will make your mother's cell explode!! You don't want that, do you? Ehaha!"

:"Step huh, how about a spark? Sonichu!"

:"Got it!"

:"OH NO! He zapped my rem- mote control apart!"

[''PSHH''] I changed back.

:"Are you alright, Mom?"

:"I am now, thanks to you and your Sonichu!"

:"Happy Mother's Day!"

Heehee.

Drawn

=====December 5, 2004.=====

:"Slaweel! This is a trap!"

:"That's right Chris-chan! There's no escape from my magic and my jerkop squad! You want a girlfriend? TOUGH LIGHTNING!"

:"BRING IT ON!" [''PFWW''] "D'Ow!" [''flop''] "Dirty rats!!"

:"Oh no! Chris!"

:[''PSHH''] "I gotta save him from those fiends!"

:[''PSH!''] "Oh, shoot!" [''WSHWSHWSHWSH'']

Changin' back!

:"Chris! Are you ok?"

:"Uh! Nicole! You save me! Thank you!"

:"Well! Tyrranyoppression is against your quest, huh? Let's rest for a while, then I will help you. You want a girlfriend? You got it. I will help you, e'en though I'm already taken."

==Sub-Episode 1==

{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in Jerkop-Tastropie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|G_J2eOsjh9c}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_1|Sub-1]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Cartoon CWC]], [[Jerkhief]], and [[CWC]].
| previous = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_2|Episode 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu 1 Official Videobook#Episode 4|Episode 4]]
}}

===Transcript===

Eh, my first comic adventure, myself in

====Jerkop-tastrophe.====

[''sigh''] On this day, March 24, [[2005]], it's been over a year and seven months since I began my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]. I still haven't found my sweetheart. This sweetheart search is, makes me suffer some frustration, and the other things that add to that are my loneliness, my [[stress]], the [[fail]]ures, and all those... MEN. ARGH! Every last one of them! Taking all the women! Leaving me with none to choose from! They're all jerks! I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH AT THIS TIME. Arrrgh. Back in the year 2005- I have a lighter opinion now at this turn- current time when I upload this video... meow. Anyway. And those evil jerkops won't leave me alone either. I'm just a lonely, frustrated virgin looking for true love and honest trust with a good sw- with a good woman to be my sweetheart, ALL RIGHT! Jeez, is that so much to ask?

:"Anyway, [''singing DOOT-DO-DOOT-DO-DOOT-DO-DOOT''] Hey! I'm calling you out!"

:"Huh?"

:"I'm so sick of your complaints and tears and on and on about how lonely you are, and how you need a girlfriend! You're just a [[Lies|liar]], you solicitor!"

HAAAH-SHOCK!

:"How dare you! I'm only looking for [[TRUE and HONEST|true, honest]] love and trust! True love and honest trust! So just leave me alone, you villainous jerk!"

:"No dice! My fellow Jerkops will fight you, and force you to leave!"

:"[''wrong voice'']I don't wa- [''normal voice''] I don't wanna fight. I will defend myself if I need to!"

:"ALRIGHT! Cuff him!"

[''fighting noises'']

:"Oh, I'd better transform quickly. Electric! Hedgehog! Power!"

[''swishing magic transformation-type noises''] [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

:[''rapping''] "[[Random-access humor|Here we go, let's rock and roll with things that make you go "hmmm." Everybody dance now!!]]"

:"All right, okay, myuuh. WATCH ME NO! Metal Armor, Equip!" [''TICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICK''] [''PPPPBBBT!''] "Rocket Punch!"

[''fighting noises punctuate the following sequence'']

Mega-Kick!

Back Missile! "Missile comin' out my back! EEHUHUHEUHEUEHEUHU!"

Do a double Team! So it goes right through me!

I launch a laser beam!

I deflect with Mirror Coat!

:"AAaargh! My armor!"

Thunderbolt!

:"Aaaahhh!"

:"Give it up now! Leave me alone, and we can end this battle!"

:"No way. I'm not done with you yet!"

[''PSH!''] Barrier. [''tinkling'']

:"[[Fuzzy-wuzzies]] get you hugs. [[Prickly-Wicklies]] get you slugs! You gave me a slug, so I give you my secret ultimate attack! [[Curse|CURSE-YE-HA-MEEEE... HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]]"

:"OOORRHH ARROOUUHH!! Oh. Wait a minute. Ha! I didn't feel a thing!"

:"Oh, you will."

:[''slip!''] "SPLAAHHW!" [''crash!''] "AH, MAN MUH GLASSES!"

:"Uh...Chief? Your wife just called. She has divorced you, she's left you, she took all your things, she took your children too, also she hates you for your dirty smoking habit."

:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

:"Yep, I've cursed you with bad luck and extreme misfortune. This would notta happened if you had not challenged and threatened to me, as well as not leavin' me alone, with my ever so frustrating sweetheart search and [[love quest]]. Call me a lying solicitor, picked on my methods of attracting a boy-friend free, 18-to-current-age-year-old girl, whom I can love and trust truly and honestly, and most importantly, handcuffing me on September 11, 2004 for no dang good dirty reason! I hope that you have learned to... never mess with a [[Virgin with rage|truly frustrated virgin]], when he is on a quest for a s- girlfriend to share true love and honest trust with."

:"Urrhh...my soul hurts!"

:"So did mine! And my heart was previously shattered, too!"

Stay tuned for more Audiobooks. By the original creator and master. As they are official and true. Do never buy [[Audiobooks|the fakesss]]. Peace out.

==Notes==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Book 0 Videobooks|linkname=Sonichu Book 0 Videobooks}}
<references/>

{{Videobooks}}

CWC "Boyfriend"

2010-11-25T02:49:07Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

[[Image:Prince_(musician).jpg|thumb|Motherfucking Prince, man]]

'''CWC "Boyfriend"''' is a music video "addressed to the WOMEN ONLY" and uploaded by [[Chris]] on 25 [[July 2009]]. This video features a little bit of everything when it comes to Chris's bizarre behavior, including [[I Got A Fish|dancing like a retard]], playing the [[Gitar of Fail]] and other such devices, and a side order of [[Homos|gay bashing]]. He even goes as far to condemn the lifestyle of lesbians. Paper cut outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as several recycled drawings.

The video description and annotations reveal that Chris believes that [[Ivy]] killed herself as a result of the cessation in their communications. He blames [[Bob]] for breaking up their relationship — apparently, despite the best efforts of his father and others to reason with him, Chris chose to cling to the delusion that Ivy was not a troll. At that point in the video description Chris also states that "Ivy killed herself on July 200'''8'''", months before Chris ever met her, although this is more than likely just an [[Autism|arseburger]] mistake. At around 2:05, astute [[video game]] fans may notice that Chris-Chan purchased the universally panned, all around shitty ''[[Guitar Hero|Rock Band]]'' ripoff ''Rock Revolution''.

On 29 [[July 2009]], [[The CWCville Library]] uploaded an alternate version of the video, with Chris just dancing and different lyrics.

In [[March 2010]] Chris would also use an extract from this video as part of a [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|desperate plea]] to the [[Wallflower]] to relieve him of his [[Virgin with rage|terrible burden]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC "Boyfriend"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|k0dQ2x76FEg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 25 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music|text}}
| Shirt = {{BlueTShirt|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[Chris humps his PS3]]
| next = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#A Preview|A Preview]]
}}</center>

===Description===
{{quotebox|Not only a fulfillment to a blackmail, but Also a Memorial Music Video. Miss. [[Ivy]] O'Niel died July, 2008 in suicide from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me. She was a honest, sweet woman. May this video always be a commerative memorial for her always. And to [[Officer Keino|Mr. O'Niel]], I salute your bravery on the Police, although my Detective could not find you on any Precint records, and I offer my deepest condolences for your loss, as I feel it terribly myself. I had to listen to my [[Bob|Meatheaded Father]]'s Scooby-Doo Detective jargon, as well as the Real Detective's jazz. Ivy, I'm sorry for believing my father's crackpot theory and letting it baffle me and my heart. Please forgive me, and rest in peace. I will always have the place for you in my heart. **Also, to clearify: Woman #1 is [[Megan Schroeder]]. Then Ivy's Memorial Woman #2 is [[Blanca|Blanca Wiess]]; Blanca is with a friend in the Lesbian Pic; do not who that girl was. Woman #3 is [[Jessie Ruddy]] Woman #4, or B&W Picture Woman is [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. **[[Monty Python|Spiney Norman]]; Go after Howard and his Pickle-Suited Cult.** "Dinsdale!" Woman #5 is PICTURE ONLY of WHO was supposed to be [[Julie]] Milvana.}}

===Transcript===

''Video opens with Chris in his blue T-shirt, singing.''

<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
''Chris mimes on the [[Gitar of Fail]].''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me [''[[Megan]]'s photo appears, for no clear reason'']
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
''Drawing of [[Ivy]] and [[Luckett]].''
<poem>You’re so fine [''Photograph of two women'']
I want you mine
You’re so delicious [''Images from "[[Sonichu Special 1]]", "[[Wedding Comic]]"'']
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hells Yeah
I’m the motherfucking prince, man
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right</poem>
''Photo of unknown woman with unknown man.''
<poem>He’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better [''Man's photo is replaced with one of Chris'']
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!</poem>
''Polaroid of a couple.''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like a girlfriend!
No way! No way!That' ain't right, woman! [''Polaroid shifts to reveal caption "[[Homos|GIRL-ON-GIRL?!!]]", which changes to "GOD HATES THAT"]
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
''Chris on the Gitar again.''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Photo of lesbian couple is now split in two - caption "STAY STRAIGHT"]
I know that you like me
Hey, you! Hey, you!
You need to be straight, girl!
Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Chris interposed between lesbians - caption becomes "TAKE THIS DUDE, ALREADY GIRL"'']
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
''Chris dances faggily.''
<poem>I can see the way. I see the way you look at me [''Image from "[[Sonichu Special 1]]"'']
And even when you look away I know you think of me [''Photo of Bob with illegible speech bubble, which becomes "THE DETECTIVE FOUND '''NO''' POLICE RECORDS OF HER COP-FATHER", and then "MY SCOOBY-DOO DETECTIVE WORK HAS PINPOINTED AND BLOWN YOUR MIND"'']
I know you talk about me all the time again and again [''Image of Chris with sore head'']
So come—so come over here, tell me what I want to hear [''"DAMN WHY DID I LISTEN TO MY MEATHEADED FATHER AND THAT DETECTIVE"'']
Better yet make your old one disappear [''"IVY NEVER LEFT MY HEART DURING THOSE TRAUMA TWO MONTHS"'']
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again [''"AT LEAST I GOT TO TELL HER "I LOVE YOU" ONE LAST TIME"; "IT'S MY FAULT"'']</poem>
''Photo of three women, captioned "IN LOVING MEMORY OF IVY O'NIEL".''
<poem>Because, he’s like so whatever [''Chris dances idiotically with his eyes closed'']
And you could do so much better [''Photo of unknown couple'']
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!</poem>

<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You! [''Chris plays ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' drums, looking like a complete child'']
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend</poem>

<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret [''Previous couple photo is used, except Chris again replaces the man'']
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>
''More idiotic dancing.''
<poem>In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's so trollin' stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!</poem>
''[[Mary Lee Walsh]] is now paired with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
<poem>That old sumbah tried to take you out my life
But you know I can do it way better
He's an impostor. He's a poser! [''Mary is now paired with a skinny, hella sexy guy. A hedgehog moves across the image, saying "HOWARD".'']
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn Pickle Suit?!</poem>
''More pretend guitar.''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one [''[[Julie]] with a MIPS'']
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
''More gitar.''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me [''Julie with Chris'']
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>

<poem>Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way! [''More gitar'']
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend</poem>
''Chris points at the camera and dances like a [[slow-in-the-mind]].''
<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend</poem>

<poem>Hey you!</poem>

==A preview==
A preview for CWC "Boyfriend" was uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2009. Chris then deleted the video in a matter of hours, leading to serious doubts about the probability of the promised video appearing. Yet, true to his word, the video did arrive five days later, much to everybody's surprise.

===Video===

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Preview
| image = {{#ev:youtube|kdOBOpRnay8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 25 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#Video|CWC "Boyfriend"]]
| next = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#Alternate Leaked Edition|"CWC Girlfriend Singstar" - Leaked Edition]]
}}</center>

====Transcript====
(Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend plays in the background)

Chris: (Singing to roughly the tune of the music)

Hey Hey You You I don't like your boyfriend!

No Way No Way I think you need a new one!

Hey Hey You You I could be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you I know that you like me

No way no way I know it's not a secret

Hey hey you you I want to be your boyfriend

==Alternate leaked edition==
===Video===

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = "CWC Girlfriend Singstar" - Leaked Edition
| image = {{#ev:youtube|859NaLdXJ0s}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 25 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
| Other = {{Leaked}} Leaked
| previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"#A Preview|A Preview]]
| next = [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]
}}</center>

====Transcription====

<poem>Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
'think ya need a new one!
Hey! Hey! You! You
I could be your boyfriend!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me,
No way! No way! Know it's not a secret,
Hey Hey, You You, I want to be your boyfriend!

You're so fine, I want you mine you're so delicious,
I think about you all the time you're so addictive.
Don't you know what I could to do to make you feel..ALRIGHT.

Don't pretend you think I know I'm damn precious,
And hells yeah I'm the motherfucking prince man,
I can tell ya like me too, and I know am right.
He's like so whatever, and you could do so much better (hops around)
I think we should get together noooowww,
And that's what everyone's talkin about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
That ain't right woman!
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that ya like me,
(mumbles something) You, you, you need to be straight girl,
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend!

I can see the way, see the way ya look at me.
And Even when you look away I know ya think of me,
I know you talk about me all the time again and agaaiin.

So come over here, tell my what I wanna hear,
Better yet, make your old one disappear,
I don't want to hear ya say his name agaain.

BECAUSE
He's like so whatever
and you could do, so much better.
I think we should get together nooow,
'N that's what everyone's talking about.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend.
No way! No way!
I think ya need a new one.
and Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that ya like me,
And No way! No way, know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend.

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger.
'Cause I can, Cause I can do it better,
There's no *mumbles* other so when's it going to sink in
He's so troll and stupid what the hell were you thinkin?!

That ol' sumbah tried to take ya outta my life.
But you know I can do it way better,
He's an impostor, he's a poser, *wipes sweat from brow*
What the hells were ya thinkin with that Pickle Suit?

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
Think ya need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend.

Way, No way

Hey! Hey! You! you!
I know that ya like me
No way! No way!
Know it's not a secret.
Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend

No way, No waaaayy.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way..
Think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! you!
I could be your boyfriend
No way no way

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No WAYYY and No WAYYY
I know it's not a secret,
and Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
No way, No wayyy

HEY YOU</poem>

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = A "Memorial Music Video" for Chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|n8AfvxreSb4}}
| Stardate = 27 May 2010
| Maker = CWCmemorial
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
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Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC

2010-11-25T02:43:25Z

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'''"Show RESPECT to me, 'C'CWC"''' is a video where [[Chris]] sings [[Niggos|Aretha Franklin]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Respect (song)|Respect]]", demanding that people respect and praise him.

==Description==

{{quotebox| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Thank you, Miss Franklin for that Cwcspirational Track. :)

And Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT.

And to all you nay-sayers and trollin' stupids, [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]!!! And show me RESPECT.}}

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VUh8n2VEYKA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:music.png]] [[Music]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshort.png]] The Classic Shortsleeve
| previous = [[CWC_Update_20_August_2009| CWC Update 20 August 2009]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE| THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
}} </center>

{{quote|R-E-S-T-E-D-C!}}

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: August 22nd, 2009.

Th' name is ''Christian Weston Chandler'', birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], [''shakes head''] [[Ian Brandon Anderson|NO OTHER NAME]].

[''Begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]] as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty'']

I am so sick of hearing that ''stupid name'' that somebody made up back when I had that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] account, and ''I be a Chandler''. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my ''last name''.

I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect. You dis—you continue dissing me, you're dissing [[Charlottesville]], and everybody—and all the indi—and all the individual citizens, and als—you also diss [[Ruckersville]]. I'm so sick of the [[Speech_Impediment|disrespest]]. We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just... makes me feel bad. And do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the [[comic]]s? [''shakes head''] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [''begins singing, with his usual level of talent''] [[CWC_Dare|DARE!]] TO! [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_1:_.2310|SURVIIIIIVE!]] It's calling me on to victory! [''stops, to the relief of millions'']

Anyway, all I'm—anyway, I am definitely getting all th—into the works. It's all in the papers... everything is in the papers.

[''Chris begins to speak in the rhythm of the song he's about to sing (or tries to, anyway)'']

So, all I'm askin', ya dern dummy 
Cause guess what? I give ya all my workin'. 
I'm castin', my [[Semen|pearls]] before [[Barb|swine]]. 
But yet do I complain? [[Lie|Not really]]. 
All I'm askin', in return dudes and dudettes 
'sa lil' bit of respet. 

'Cause ya you know me. I'm the [[Chris and Art|artist]]. 
I'm the [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|original]], there's no [[Liquid|substitute]]. 
If you don't like it, well y'all can go [[Asperchu|sommere else]] 
like to Hell. 

Eh, but the rest of you, give me my praises 
I tell you what, you'll get my blessin's. 
and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid 
don't give a dare. 

[''finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created'']

Fresh sample; match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...

[''jump cut to Chris cueing Aretha Franklin performing and Chris preparing to [[Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail|rape it with his mouth]]'']

What you want, man I got it. 
What you need, you know I got it. 
All I'm askin'--PEOPLE!--is for a li'l respect. 

Der be lel beh, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a little bit, 
Just a little bit. 

I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN? 
[''Mumbles incoherently through this entire line''] 
But all I'm askin', is for a little respect. 

Der be lel beh, [''dramatic glasses removal''] baby, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a litle bit, 
Just a little bit. 

Uz give you all my workin'. 
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes, 
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [''sic''] 

AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE! 
[[High_school#Graduation|PRAISE ME!]] 
HAVE FAITH! Show me respect! 
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings! 
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed! 
Otherwise withthetrue andthefaithful, y'all continue to get my blessin's! 
Oooh, YA PRAISES! 
Sweeter'n honey. 
But guess what? 
[[Semen|Salt]] is my money. 
Oh, what you do for me ip—dip—is praise me when you get home! 
Bleah, baby! 
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME! 
LADIES! [[Chris and Rape|give it to me]]! 
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me! 
R-E-S-T-E-D-C, [[Semen|drink it]], TCB! 
Suckittome, suckittome, suckittome, suckit—GIVE ME RESPECT!

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Scale of Respect]]

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4 September 2009

2010-11-25T02:36:16Z

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"'''4 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09042009'''") is a video that was made after [[Vivian]] sent a gift to [[Bob]] for his birthday. [[Ego|Mistaking]] the gift as an attempt to get on his good side; [[Chris]], ever the gentleman, thanks the kind lady by showing his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the [[audiobooks]] on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

==Video==

{{quote|Vivian, if you REALLY want to Earn My Trust, you DELETE ALL YOUR VIDEOS, then Close Your YouTube Account, and NEVER REUPLOAD THOSE VIDEOS EVER AGAIN!}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = 4 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J7brwB5cR1Y}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2009]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueThinStriped|text}}
| previous = [[30 August 2009]]
| next = [[Sign Destruction Video]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate: [[September 2009|September 4th, 2009]].

Uh, couple-of, uh- yeah, couple of issues. Firstly I wish to, uh... [''removes his [[glasses]]''] extend my [[father]]'s gratitude for the present. Apparently you ordered for him... and uh, delivered to us Miss [[Vivian]], so [''mumbles''] thank you for that.

Still, it does not excuse you for what you have done to me, you have s-made a mockery out of me. You ma- you behind my back made the stupid [[audiobooks]], and you ar-and you ar-and you are a troll- other [[trolls]] matter of a fact, hey- [''Chris grabs the [[Clown Doll]]''] -remember this clown? [[Clyde Cash]]! Clyde Cash is Vivian's cousin or was since the bastard is dead. And we-and we all know what he did to me. That son of a bitch. But anyway, Vivian is just about as deep as he is because she's- she is no different- 'cos she among those trolls slandered and mocked my good name. Especially in what in her videos that she did against me. [''[[sigh]]s''] So you know what? Equivalent to Clyde Fash, equivalent to Vivian Gee.

[''Holds up clown doll and launches it at [[PSEye]]'']

[''Jump cut'']

Anyway, look Vivian, if you really want to get back on my good side, you'll close your [[YouTube]] account, make sh- and make sure all videos are deleted, and ''never, ever, ever'' upload them or make any money off of them ''ever again''! If you really want to earn back my trust, you'll close your YouTube account after deleting every-last-one-of-your-videos! Delete all your videos. Close your YouTube, then maybe I will let you [''exhales''] be back in my good graces. And I will unblock your e-mail address from my AOL. [''sighs''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Still curse you]]. Because you have done- you have- between you and Clyde Cash, you both have done so much bad against me.

[''Grunts, grabs clown doll, and throws it at PSEye again'']

[''Jump cut'']

Anyway, also, sh-s-stop sending us the dang catalogs and junk. We are shipping up them right back, we are makers-make sure they get sent to [[Wikipedia:Dead letter office|dead letter office]] if they cannot be sent back. So you trolls may as well just stop it! And you can stop the incoming calls because I'm just going to ignore you and delete your voice mails. [''Talks in a high pitch''] "[[White knight e-mails|I have information!]] [''Begins touching his right manboob''] I think you are sexy! I know you're trolls just by talking like that. So just may as well just shut the fuck up! And for the rest of everybody who is [[honest]], true and good; [''makes a V sign''] peace and have a good day.

==See also==
*[[Sign Destruction Video‎]]
*[[Death threats]]

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10 September 2009

2010-11-25T02:34:49Z

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"'''10 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09102009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] utterly dismisses a possible interview with [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]] of ''[[PS3|PlayStation]] Magazine Europe'' as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it. Just in case she ''isn't'' a troll, however, he assures her that he would happily agree to an interview on the grounds that she go to his house personally to request it from him. He then rambles incoherent compliments at her, presumably so she'd be more inclined to [[Kacey|come to his house and let him eat his own sperm off her chest]].

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 10 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oIBgW3MCEfo}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt2|text}}
| previous = [[Sign Destruction Video]]
| next = [[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chris is standing there, [[Gitar of Fail]] around his neck, [[High School ring]] flashed]''

[[Captain's Log]], Nine-Ten-Oh Nine. I have received a-- I recently received a phone call on the home phone, ah, from, ah, person that is supposedly of the ''PlayStation Magazine'' in, uh, Europe. Call came restricted, did not leave a call back number, did not call back later, so, she is assumed [[troll]].

I mean, if-a... ''[Stammers a lot]'' I would BELIEVE I was going to be interviewed for real for a magazine instead of a fake interview, I would believe it, IF Veronica Belmont of PlayStation Corp. PERSONALLY came to the front door of my house, here in [[Ruckersville, VA]], and ASKED me, and PERSONALLY asked me to an—for an interview... ''[Nods head]'' I would gladly accept that.

But, anyway, Veronica, if you're watching this? ''[Thumbs up]'' You did an awesome job on ''[[Wikipedia:Qore (Playstation Network)|Qore]]'', keep it up. Really enjoyed, y'know, about, I mean, it was so cool, you know, you became an honorary Gamer Girl, I think it was, with that fancy shirt, I remember that, and all the other memorable moments since, you know, episode one. ''[Creepy smirk]'' And also, I like your recent interview with Jay Leno, that was good, and also I know you love ''[[Little Big Planet]]'', so, you know, I got a few levels up there on my PlayStation ID as [[Sonichu]], and thanks again for adding me as a friend. ''[Another thumbs up]'' You accepted my request.

''[Stares into space for a bit]''

So, anyway, with that, a—wah, leave everyone in peace to know that, I'm on to, ah—bdah, the trolls, I'm on to your game. I kn- I know you call your quote/unquote "interviews" to be false, so therefore - back off. And back off on everything else you're trolling doing because you're so trolling stupid.

Peace to everyone else, [[curse]] to the trolls.

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Chris dispels videogame rumors

2010-11-25T02:33:12Z

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"'''CWC 09132009'''" is a video, uploaded on 13 [[September 2009]], in which [[Chris]] dispels rumors that the recently announced [[Sonic]] game, codenamed ''Project Needlemouse'', would actually be a [[Sonichu]] game. He comes to this statement based upon information he got from the [[ED]] forums, proving that these forums are not only a cancerous source of faggotry, but that they are also counterproductive to the [[trolling]].

At the end of the video, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] can be heard off-camera.

(For the record, the game was announced on December 4th to be ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4''.)

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris dispels videogame rumors
| image = {{#ev:youtube|sl-ZelOsrCw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 13 September 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:video_games.png]] Video games
| Shirt = {{RedPokeShirt}} Red PokeShirt
| previous = [[10 September 2009]]
| next = [[Clyde Cash the kid video]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Okay, you're rockin' it again, before we begin this installment of the video book series, let's turn to me for a moment, because I have a couple of brief announcements to make, dudes! Like number—like number one, the, uh, the s—stores that—on the Internet that are selling quote/unquote merchandise? IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! IT'S NOT REAL! [''takes off [[glasses]]''] You're being scammed! You might as well throw it in the garbage, burn it, return it! Because if you bought it, you're—not only are you aiding and abetting that criminal, you're being scammed yourself! And also, Project Needlemouse, I have been- I have talked with Sega of America, and they have verified for me that is a full-fledged [[Sonic|SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] GAME! Not a [[Sonichu]] game. And besides, 2D, I mean [[Sonichu Adventure]], I mean I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes—I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm—I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther(?) father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually—and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W—uh... Angelica goes to defend her church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu's is out to's-is out for a challenge that he's-he's accepted the challenge from wha-m-from.. Metal Sonichu. As it would appear in the beginning of the books beyond number eleven! Number eleven! The stories would begin beyond—from book number ELEVEN! And nobody has those stories! Only I have those stories, so no video game can ever be created without my own power! My own [[Wikipedia:Swill|swill]], my own super, my own-h-HONEST TO GOODNESS SUPERVISION!

[''Chris turns, the massive physical exertion causing him to pant'']

So take it so take it for real: I AM THE REAL DEAL! I am Christian Weston Chandler. Alias Christopher. And nobody can ever impersonate me for real. Or even my hand-drawing style. And everything that you would get... that they can obviously put—is they could get—is again the only off the internet. It's not a real original hand draw-it's not original hand drawings. I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND DRAWING! It's the original hand drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house! So get with the program, people!

[''cut'']

And also, all videos that are currently on YouTube that may say cont—that may say the contrary about the video game rumors, they s—about them being true, but when they-rin-reality FALSE! The damn rumors! I mean I have read on 4 M's dot [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dot com, that's right I KNOW IT! DAMN TROLLS! I'VE READ YOUR LINES! And I know that you're pixellating fake game screenshots and images and videos.... You're so busted. YOU'RE so busted. And you are in the wrong and you will be damned to hell! ESPECIALLY YOU [[Vivian G]]! D, Vivian G, D! Just like Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode that he had on his frontside.<ref>In The Simpsons episode "Cape Feare", Sideshow Bob is seen with a tattoo on his chest saying "Die Bart Die." During a parole hearing, Bob explained the tattoo as being German for "The Bart The". Once more, Chris has stolen a joke, butchered it horribly, and taken it so far out of context that it makes no sense to almost everybody.</ref> Anyway, aside from all that, I repeat: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING OFF THE INTER- off the uh websites, you are being scammed! There is no Sonichu video game, yet!

The unu-un [''stutters''] and also, a-any a-all official updates about when the official merchandise will be officially released under my own power and supervision, as well as the video game's creation, will be posted on the offi—on the original official Sonichu site, which is also known as [[CWCipedia]]!

[''Off camera, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] comes in and says "Hey, love! Just checkin' to see if you were home!"'']

We'll be back in a moment.

==Notes==
<references />

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19 September 2009

2010-11-25T02:31:29Z

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"'''19 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09192009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] addresses a [[troll]] selling fake [[Sonichu]] merchandise.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 19 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_sETnhRK0nc}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2009]]
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Clyde Cash the kid video]]
| next = [[25 September 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: September 19th, [[2009]].

Hmm. Hey, please ignore the, uh, mess behind me, because, y'know, I've just used this card table for making my [[Official Videobooks|videobooks]] upon. I've just finished doing the videobook fer, videobooks for [[Sonichu 8|book number 8]].

Anyway, uh, I'm making this video to let everybody know that this, uh, acc—[[YouTube]] account user, uh, one word '[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisWChandler ChrisWChandler]'. He's a fake; he's an impostor; do not believe him, and his impostorous imitation merchandise...—quote/unquote merchandise, it's all slipshod... fake. Do not buy into 'em, okay?

I can te—I can te—I tell you this right off the bat, I have—I have no—I have nothing to do with him, and, y'know, I keep getting the, uh, emails about e—emails, y'know. Uhh, yeah, this is basically like, y'know, yeah, he's scamming y'all. Err—uh, y'all who's bought anything from there, don't buy any more, and nobody else buy anything from there. That guy is an impostor! He's a scammer. He's a fraud.

So, don't buy a damn—a new—k—anymore. Okay? Thank you.

Peace.

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25 September 2009

2010-11-25T02:30:06Z

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"'''25 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09252009'''") is a video addressing fake websites and unofficial [[Sonichu]] merchandise.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 25 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LXUHQzeusKg}}
| stardate = 25 [[September 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt|text}}
| previous = [[19 September 2009]]
| next = [[29 September 2009]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Hot Chocolate.jpg|thumb|Cover of the "Hot Chocolate" comic Chris was trolled with.]]

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate September 25th 2009.

I wish to, uh, elaborate to everybody on the Internet and everybody in my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]]. The true, only, sole, legitimate, official websites for Sonichu and Rosechu and everything of that sort are [[CWCkipedia]] and this, the [[YouTube#ChristianWChandler .28August 2009 - present.29|ChristianWChandler]] [[YouTube]] page, that this video originated from. Now, this uh, web—uh, this, uh, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisWChandler ChrisWChandler] YouTube guy, he's an impostor, he's selling fake merchandise, do not buy from him whatsoever, it's not official, and you are—and you are aiding and abetting an illegal guy—a guy who is committing fraud, a scam artist, a con artist. Do not buy into him. Completely ignore him.

And, also, this, uh, google.com/CW—I mean, this [http://sites.google.com/site/sonichusite/home Google.com/SonichuSite]: that's not mine, either; that is a fake website, and this, uh, "[[Homos|Hot Chocolate]] comic" I've heard about through e-mails: that is not mine either, so, disregard that website. Forget about it, because that is a fake. Someone else did that... behind my back. Okay? Anyway, I am continuing work on the, on m—on my original pages... and I'm doing it one moment at a time. I just wanted to let y'all know that.

Peace out, and have a good day.

{{clear}}

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29 September 2009

2010-11-25T02:28:58Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

"'''29 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09292009'''") focuses on [[Chris]]'s claims of a "Director's Cut" version of the [[DVD]]. He also claims [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Clyde Cash]] to be one and the same, and reiterates it several times in case the viewers are as dense as he is.

He's not dressed in one of his [[Chris and fashion|usual shirts]] in this video, and he doesn't seem used to the lack of a collar because he keeps bunching the shirt up to keep the [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]]'s band off of his neck. Given the shirt, the sweating, the messy hair, the wavering voice, and that this took place when Chris was in contact with [[Kacey]], it's possible that Chris had just returned from a jog when he made the video. [[Chris and health|And was about ready to pass out]].

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 29 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15CkQix6azM}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| previous = [[25 September 2009]]
| next = [[9 October 2009]]
}}
{{quote|Y'all didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang, dirty trolls!}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's log]], Stardate: [[September 2009|September 29, 2009]].

[''adjusts glasses''] Let's get a few things straight here. I, uh, would like to, ah, propose and put forward the supposed copyright stealing which I am here to prove that it is false, because, you know, that is only an image; you can type anything in, make it look like whatever in Photoshop. And, also, this Gregg Mays, I know for a fact that this guy is [[Clyde Cash]], or the past character of Clyde Cash, because Clyde Cash used the [''cleans his forehead with the shirt he is wearing''] "GreggMays@gmail.com" email address to pretend to be a Gregg Mays to—of [[Nintendo|some sort of video game company]] or something... but he later admitted that he was Clyde Cash!

But, anyway, I did my web searches and all that of Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays. Other than the fake pictures and whatnot, there is no record whatsoever of this [''removes his glasses''] Gregg Mays or Clyde Cash. I even, on any of any of the addresses or birth dates that they provided... [''puts glasses back''] that this guy has provided in any form or matter, from communication or hacking or whatever, this—Gregg Mays and Clyde Cas—this guy has been acting as either one of those guys. Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash wer—are and were both fake. They're nonexistent. Just like in the act—just like the TV actors, Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays—they're about as fake and fictional as Elaine Benes from ''Seinfeld'', Chandler from ''Friends'', or Monica from ''Friends'', or Phoebe! Or even Archie Bunker from ''All in the Family'', Fred Sanford on ''Sanford and Son'', and George Jefferson on ''The [[Niggos|Jeffersons]]''. I would like to reiterate that I like those actors and the characters they portray... but I have yet to see this guy [''cleans sweat from his forehead''] actually show his face in real life ever, showing off his photo ID with his name, either being "Gregg Mays" or "Clyde Cash" or whatever—whatever his real name is, the one that his mother gave to him at birth.

And I even throw in the question about him ever actually going out to Australia and having his forced way with my past [[PandaHalo|Australian gal pal]] who died in the Australian brush fires. I mean, there's—if this guy never existed, he never went to Australia. Even [[Robert Simmons V|Robert Simmons]] claimed to have gone there and witnessed the whole thing, and he was a proven troll! So, therefore, I '''fur'''—I further emphasize the fact that this Gregg Mays is a fake, a fraud, a phony!

And I even come at—he just hides behind his mother's skirt, [''removes glasses''] would never dare to show his real life face, or show who he actually was. And I actually question his relation to the bee-yotch troll, [[Vivian Gee]]! I question that.
[[Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|thumb|right|Cover and contents of the ''Directors Cut''.]]
[''leans forward, to grab a [[DVD]] case''] Oh, and another thing—about as fake as every last one of those supposed pieces of merchandise on that quote/unquote Sonichu store. Even a DVD! I have heard rumors about even past vicious content being copied on the [[DVD]], aside from the printed list on the back of the DVD. And you know what? You got less than what you bargained for, the first guy who got a copy of my DVD! Even though all that stuff was real, I have the director's cut: the one and only director's cut. And how it differs from the distributed copies: only the director's cut has the videos from my family's Christmas, [[2004]], age 22, December 25, 2004. And, also, even the first PS—[[Pixelated PS3]] attempts, where I had the [''grabs his PS3 with his left hand''] [[Lego]] PS3—Lego/Pixelblock PS3—and actually had it hooked up a, um, thing—a makeshift Lego PSP to PS2 to USB connector, you know, like, uh, to connect a PS2 controller to a PS3 console. And I hooked up my [[Guitar Hero]], my PS2 [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] to it, and actually played "Thunderhorse". While this was shown, I was actually playing on my original PS2.

That and more photographs, more stuff in the slide show differs from the distributed copies that were [''cleans forehead again''] distributed amongst family and whatever, and what this guy got... is only on the director's cut. Read for yourself! Read it for yourself. Title 11: "The Family Christmas", and title 13: "The First PS3 Attempts". Look on the back of the, uh, distributed DVD! You'll see what I'm talking about. And you know what? It don't even have that nice little label on it... or the list of family members and relatives! Or even the horoscope from my 25th birthday, February 24, 2007.

'''So'''... y'all didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang, dirty trolls. Y'all didn't get all the stuff that was originally on the DVD, [''adjusts his shirt's collar, so that the Medallion's chain can't touch him''] 'cause you did not get the director's cut. So, anyway, Sonichu's copyright is still mine. It's still mine, and I have officially registered it! And I reiterate, this Gregg Mays—Clyde Cash—whoever he is, he is a fake! I dare him—I challenge this individual... who plays these characters... to actually come out to [''cleans forehead''] my home address and show and reveal and show hims—and prove himself to me, whoever he is. And I know it's the same guy, 'cause I heard his voice recently over the telephone and recognized it from the past times when I talked to quote/unquote Clyde Cash on the phone. That high pitched, drunk, whiny, nasally... voice of his! That same God damn voice.... I remember it so well.

Alright, well, anyway, I'll leave you with all that, and I am still drawing the pages for the ''Number 9'' book, and I am working on the ''Number 10'' book, as well. Only from me, Christian Weston Chandler (birth name [[Christopher's name change|"Christopher"]]) of [[Ruckersville]], Viriginia, USA! And, also, I would like to reference the public disclaimer video also on my You—on this, my ori—my offish d—on my official [[YouTube]] account, and everything Sonichu and Rosechu officially is on the [[CWCipedia]], AKA... "The Original CWC's Sonichu Site", also known as "Sonichu and Rosechu Site". All other websites (aside from this YouTube and the CWCipedia) are false! Peace out, and have a safe day.

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9 October 2009

2010-11-25T01:24:34Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

"'''9 October 2009'''" (officially "'''10092009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] states that [[Barbara]] does not have AIDS, that he is [[Homo|straight]], and that the [[trolls]] should [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]].

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 9 October 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|s5E_PnrSm6k}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[29 September 2009]]
| next = [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: October 9th, 2009.

I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispel the rumors about... such.

[''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]'']

Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang—[''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''] dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse—make it—makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah—it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s—the spicy food, so my mom can no long—can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]].

Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref>

And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. '''I'''... '''AM'''... [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|'''STRAIGHT''']]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang, dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]]

[''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor-spreadings. Because you're—'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and [[List of Chris's lies|if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything]]. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the [[Sonichu 9|comic pages]], and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the [[CWCipedia]] will be update—will have another update... this weekend.

[''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day.

==References==

<references />

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Warning - Naughty Women ;)

2010-11-25T01:18:24Z

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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]

'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of racism.

Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.

==Video==

'''Official description:''' Warning - Naughty Women. ;)

{{Infobox/video
| name = Warning - Naughty Women ;)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nR_udefSZt4}}
| stardate = 10 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[9 October 2009]]
| next = [[Challenge for Clyde]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

Hmm, [[Captain's Log|Captain's Loooog]]. [[CWCki:DATING|The 10th of October 2009]].

Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [''dramatic [[glasses]] removal''] that will be on the [[CWCipedia]] tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [''short pause''] good viewers.

Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang [[homos|''gaaaaay'']], homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... ''[shakes head]'' I'm straight. I. Am. Straight.

[''Chris approaches the [[camera]] by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his sneering face''] And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex [''angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's man breasts''] with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! [[virgin with rage|I'm having sex with three women]], and you know what? The one in the middoo is [[niggos|half-and-half!]]

[''Chris points camera back at his enraged face''] I am [[Chris and sex|STRAIGHT]]. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! [''sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself'']

Thank you very much [''flashes victory sign''] and have a good day. [''bends down to the controller to halt recording'']

==Remix==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZOpGtblij8Y }}
| stardate = 10 [[October 2009]]
| maker = AngusHiggens
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| type = Remix
}}
==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], about the drawing itself.
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

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Challenge for Clyde II

2010-11-25T01:10:18Z

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"'''Challenge for Clyde II'''" (originally "'''10142009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] demands [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]] come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in [[Charlottesville]], and that he knows this because he has the [[Lie|FBI working for him]]. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his [[PSEye|camera]]. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his [[Chris and anger|rage]]) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Challenge for Clyde II
| image = {{#ev:youtube|-P7AwHNBN9w}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:reason.png]] Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Vertical blue gray
| Saga = [[Image:clyde_saga.png]] Clyde Saga
| previous = [[Chris_Loses_It| Chris Loses It]]
| next = [[War_Paint_Video| War Paint Video]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Look, Mr. Gregg Mays, Clyde Cash, whatever your name is. I know you are within the city of [[Charlottesville]] and I'm still waiting for you. I am the target you want. You do not need to attack my friends or my family or anybody else. All you want is me. So you come over here and face me, man. Because I know you are a coward, just behinding—hiding behind the veil of the Internet. ''[makes a "box" motion with his hand]''

And the veil of the Internet is not as safe as you think it is. I know, because I've had my detectives and police forces and FBI working to track you down. And I kn-and we know that you are within Charlottesville, Virgina. ''[annoyed sigh]'' There is no denying that. You are in no other state at this point within these united states. So you could jus-so just give it up. You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who hides under his mother's skirt.

You... I dare not hide, because I show myself every day. I try... I do my best to keep to keep you at bay, and I am doing [what] I can. I want--and I want you to back off my friends and come face me man to man. Because you cannot hide anymore. You cannot hide anymore. You come face me. You face me in person, face to face. There is no substitute for the in-person... That. [[10112009|And I will beat you up]]. So lay off. My friends and my-my other... ''[emphatically]'' my friends and [[Chandler Family Tree|my family]], and come face me, man to man. I'll leave you with that. Come face me. ''[bares [[fangs]]]'' I am waiting. I'm still waiting. Don't make me wait too much longer.

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War Paint Video

2010-11-25T01:07:13Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

[[Image:CryingIndian.jpg|thumb|left|A Cherokee's reaction after watching this video.]]
[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|A traditional [[Megatron pistol|weapon]] of the [[Cherokian Clan]]]]

The '''War Paint Video''' (officially titled '''10142009''', not be confused with [[10142009|another video with same title and posted the same day]]) is a video in which [[Chris]] delivers some sort of poem to the [[trolls]] while wearing "Indian" face paint. He then proclaims his proud [[Cherokee]] heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.

Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[Sports bra photo series|sports bra]] is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of [[Plush Breasts]] in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later [[Brutal Legend]] video).

{{Clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = War Paint Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6YnwSa0o990}}
| stardate = 14 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Challenge for Clyde II]]
| next = [[15 October 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chants]'' [[Chris and English|Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls!]] You are at-We are at war! This is war! ''[Normally]'' I will not stand idly by while you [[Chris and English|take heed]] and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!

'''''AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!'''''

''[Produces the [[Megatron pistol]] seen in [[CWC is Angry]]]''

[[Chris and English|Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.]]

''[Pause]''

[[Wikipedia:How (greeting)|How!]]

==See also==
*[[ECV 00001]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJUiQKuP2Q 007 - Autistic Bond Intro]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiiMeui27Qg How Could You, Chris?]

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15 October 2009

2010-11-25T01:05:51Z

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[[File:LiquidJustAsPlanned.jpg|thumb|HE'S BAAAACK.]]
"'''15 October 2009'''" (officially "'''10152009'''") is a video where evil impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] acknowledges the [[CChanSonichuCWC#The_Return_of_the_King|return of the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris]], aka [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. He also continues to "call out" [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]].

The introduction "[[Captain's Log]]" is absent in this video, as with some recent videos, to the relief of'' Star Trek'' fans everywhere.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Background==

Earlier that evening, [[Liquid]] posted his first video in months describing the trials and tribulations of the past few months:

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Tn7WNTxCDck}}
| stardate = 15 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}} {{Homos|text}}
| previous = [[Liquid_Chris#The End|GONE]]
| next = [[For Chris|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK.]]
}}

Liquid describes his heroic survival as he was kidnapped, force fed [[Song of Christian|D-R-U-G-S]], then brutally assaulted and [[rape]]d in the [[homo|ass]]. Liquid found himself in the middle of the [[Wikipedia:Sahara Desert|Sahara]] where he journeyed for miles, seeking water, and as he was about to die from thirst, some "friendly [[Wikipedia:Aladdin|Aladdin]] people" came to his rescue and helped him return to his TRUE and HONEST home of [[Ruckersville]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 15 October 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|A8V4z8wkPu0}}
| stardate = 15 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[War Paint Video]]
| next = [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

October 15th, [[2009]].

Yes I have uh, reseen the return of the impostor in the blipe- in the brown stripes. He dares call me by that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|stupid Ian name?]] ''[grunts and shakes head]'' Stupid. Everybody know that is fa- that that name is fake.

Anyway, the on- I will only respond to him this one time because he is a lowly [[troll]], and I just do not give a dang about him. I mean, come on, his story, I mean like, you know, being put in a meat factory, Sahara Desert, [[Greetings to Kacey's folks|''Aladdin people'']]? Huh. And also, he coulda easily put, he could have easily taken the drugs himself, even to make his [[Chris and sex|''own'' ass bleed]]. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow R. Kelly's bathroom, or Roberta when she fought off six Al-Qaedas, ''one by one''! [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX, and episodes downloadable on [[PlayStation Network]], and iTunes. Cleveland Show! Heh-heh-heh-heh! ''[Laughs <s>like Cleveland</s> retardedly]''

Ah, anyway, the main concern here is that defintly- uh, definitely me drawing the comic pages ''which I am still doing'', and, takin' down, the [[Billy Mays]]/Clyde Cash whoever the hell he is. Do not beli- and continue to ''not believe'' that... his name may be Christian Weston Chandler, but everybody knows that he is not the original guy, I am. The guy was born in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], his birth name was Christoper.

So there. ... And I'm still here. I'm still waitin' for ya, Gregg Mays, I know where you are. You are... within this state of [[Virginia]]. And I am still waiting for you to accept my ''challenge''.

Anyway, aside from that, expect a few more pages this weekend on the [[CWCipedia]]: the official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site. Thank you and have a good day.

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Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud

2010-11-25T01:03:24Z

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[[Image:ChrisGuitarHero.jpg|thumb|Your tax money at work.]]

'''Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud''' [''sic''] is a video wherein [[Chris]] butchers [[Wikipedia:Bob Seger|Bob Seger's]] "[[Wikipedia:Old Time Rock and Roll|Old Time Rock and Roll]]" on his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' game on a large flat screen, both definitely paid with his [[monthly tugboat]]. The video was uploaded to [[YouTube]] 17 [[October 2009]].
{{Clear}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Old Time Rock and Rock on Shredwud
| image = {{#ev:youtube|T6gsT-YiNzg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:video_games.png]] Video Games [[Image:music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:horizontalredshirt.png]] Vertical red shirt
| previous = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_15th,_2009#Video| 15 October 2009]]
| next = [[Brutal Legend]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
''[Muffled]'' Okay.

''Chris proceeds to play "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger on an expensive flat screen HDTV, paid for with your tax dollars, with his "Shredwad," a [[Gitar of Fail]] based on Meatwad's toy guitar from [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]. Upon completion, he picks up the camera.''

Note: He doesn't show his score. Maybe he isn't satisfied with his score. Maybe he is doing his video to give his true loyal fans the amazing show they deserve. Maybe it's just his way of showing the world his new stuff. One thing is sure, Chris is definitely being [[autistic]] in this video.

==Previous appearance of band members==
The band members playing with Chris in his virtual band share an uncanny resemblance to the three women he drew having sex with him in [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. This [[Rule 34]] pic first appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]].

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{{Music Videos}}

Brutal Legend Plus

2010-11-25T01:00:55Z

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"'''Brutal Legend Plus'''" is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 21 [[October 2009]]. This video is a replacement for his [[Brutal Legend|slightly older mute video of the same name]], but also features an additional message that invoked much [[rage]] and [[lulz]] from the online community.

Due to the heavy abuse Chris's [[PSEye|camera]] endured [[Chris Loses It|during the last month]], the sound is crappy as hell and the video is skipping quite a lot. The [[Plush breasts|fake breasts]] are still in the left bottom of the screen; they have not moved since the [[Brutal Legend]] video.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Brutal Legend Plus
| image = {{#ev:youtube|t_JsESDKe6Q}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = Chris
| Performance Style = [[Image:comedy.png]] Comedy
| Subject Matter = [[Image:video_games.png]] Video Games
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines
| previous = [[Brutal Legend]]
| next = [[For_Chris#IBA's video| For Chris]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Hmm. Hello again. I apologize for the, uhh, last video not having audio. I don't understand how that could happen, I mean, I used the same camera. Hm. But oh well. I'll check it before I upload this one. Anyways, uh just to, uh reiterate myself, I establish the common ground that, uhhh, definitely makes me sociable. ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''! Uh yeah this is an awesome game! I mean between the game rating between the magazine people and G4, they underestimate it. They should have given it perfect they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the Game Informer.

Hmm. But anyway This game rocks-this game rocks. It's like ''[[wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]'', and ''[[God of War]]'' with a dash of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', all spliced together in this thing! Totally awesome. But be careful to— It's rated M for Mature. But fortunately the, uh blood and gore can be turned on or off as well as the, uh, bleeped, as well as the, uh, bleeped words they can be turned on or off that... the bleep. So you know parents if your children want the legend, you know, let them know about [[Chris_and_reality|the difference between fact and fiction]] and uh bloody murder and whatnot before you, before you give your full consent, er yah. Tell them know you can turn the blood scenes on and off as well as the uh, censored words.

Anyways. Hmmmuh. Jack Black did a great job as well as the guest stars. ''[ Hits his head with the [[Gitar of Fail]]]'' So I raise my axe in victory and in honor of the game! ''[Throws up the horns]'' Rock onnn! Rock on! Rock on!

And with that now—I will now end it there and I will, bring a new topic. Huh. Trolls are still trying to-trick are still trying to tick me off. You know what? My [[Chris and copyright|creativity]] will not be stifled! I'll tell you what—this much. Um. Nice [[Duck|tip]]! You know try to get into my McDonald's Point Monopoly Gameplay. You know what? [???] so much worthier response so... Hahahah! AHHHHH! [''whispers''] You're so dumb. ''[normal]'' So I'll tell you what here's a response: ''[Sudden falsetto]'' Oh no! Not my mon—not my ''Monopoly'' game pieces! what would I ever do without them! Neeeaaaa! ''[Normal voice]'' Aa ha ha ha! Ahhh you're so pitiful. You want with that? To quote my [[Liquid|friend]] of mine who I give my blessings to between him and his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. I thank him for ending this charade.

''[Fails at making the L for loser, sings off-key, presumably trying to sing [[wikipedia: "Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s "You're Pitiful"]'' [[Chris and hypocrisy|You're pitiful!]] You're pitiful! You're pitiful it's true! You're pitiful! Dang dirty trolls! So get it together! Move out of your [[Chris's room|basements]]! Dang dirty trolls! You're pitiful! ''[Normal voice]'' The pity-ful! You're pitiful! So there!

Peace out.

''[Cut to Chris holding Gi-tar of Fail]'' Actually also, one more thing. In address to the trolls. ''[Dramatic glasses removal]'' Get a life! Get a life!

==See also==
*[[SingStar Challenge Round 1]]

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{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

For Chris

2010-11-25T00:59:32Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

"'''For Chris'''" (officially "'''10222009'''") is a video where evil impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] tries to compare himself with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. It can be seen that he's attempting to try to win over [[Kacey]]'s heart. AGAIN.

IBA spends much of this video claiming he possesses many positive personal qualities, all of which are outrageous [[lie]]s. At various points he calls himself honest, caring, helpful, [[Chris and fashion|good-looking]], [[Chris and Anger|patient]], [[Gal pals|popular]], [[Chris and death|"empathetic/sympathetic"]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligent]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|good at making decisions]], and [[Wendy's|reliable]]. He also states that he can control his [[Chris and anger|temper]]. For every character flaw or shortcoming Ian has, he believes the [[Chris and reality|opposite]] to be true. However, he claims to like making people laugh, so this is arguably the first recorded evidence of him succeeding in one of his goals.

As with his [[Brutal Legend Plus|last video]], the [[PSEye|audio]] still sucks balls, and the constant skipping makes him sound like Max Headroom. The video was uploaded on 22 [[October 2009]].

This video also has the first and last mention of a "relationship management" class. Sauces say that the teacher of this class can't stand Chris, and is constantly trying to redirect him to "special" classes. He also takes these classes alone, which is useless in itself.

==Liquid's video==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZcqhHCzDn7I}}
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]]
| previous = [[15_October_2009| 15 October 2009]]
| next = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW| BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!]]
}}

===Transcription===

[''Positioning camera''] Mmm. Okay. Alright. Yeah. So, I am still not your friend, Mr. Impostor, Mister [[Chris|Ian Brandon Anderson]] himself! You know who you are. How- I- how could I be friends with such a ''stupid'' jerk who is ''always'' trying to take over my [[Sonichu]] franchise! You're the Dr. Egg-man! You're the Dr. Robotnik. Come up with a- with the new plans.. Steal my original characters. [''exhales'']

Yeah. You know, you are so lucky, because when I was gone, [[Kacey]] started falling in love with you. And- but in ten seconds of Sonic running speed, you have dispelled her and I have picked her up in my- in my loving arms again, and I have picked her up. And you know what else, she would have... Mm. She would've a f-... Mm. She would have fallen in love with you i- [''sighs''], except for a good thing that you never even cared about her. Ah. I- I am- yeah, I am telling you this, and making this video here, to tell you: ''You lost out, man!'' Kinda like how [[Wikipedia:Jack Shephard|Jack Shephard]] got lots- uh [[Wikipedia:Lost_(TV_series)|lost]] in the jungle... and saw a monster. Or [[Wikipedia:John_Locke_(Lost)|John Locke]] got lost in the woods and killed a bunch of boars... ''one by one''. [''in a TV announcer voice'']"''LOST''! Only on ABC! Only"- yeah. Hm.

But yeah, aside from you being a no-good, [[Fail|crappy]] impostor, I guess maybe that you- I do have something to thank you for. Thanks for keeping Kacey all warm and fired-up for me! Now I will get all the [[Fuck Quest|real action]], ''bay-bee''! You- she knows how- we're gonna see how she knows- that I like- I'm gonna drive her home at night. Hm. Yeah, and this is- this is not limited to making out, kisses and, and boobies, which are so- which- her boobies are so beaut- beautiful and large, and ''laaarge'', even for my God-given daughter, [[Crystal]], might I mention that soon-to-be God-given daughter Crystal.. Though, err, it has yet to happen. And another thing, [''exhales audibly''] we are going to swim through a watery maze and make passionate love to each other and it's going to be awesome. [''exhales audibly''] So you leave her to me, you hear? ''Ha! Ha! Ha!'' And don't worry, Ian Brandon Anderson, I am sure you will find yourself a nice ''girlfriend-free boy'' to have as a sweetheart someday, you [[Homos|homo]]! Mm. [''exhales''] Yeah, only none other than a homosexual wou- who is going to hell would not fight to get a girl like Kacey. In fact, I think- I think you are so gay for resisting her obvious advances. [[Axe|Stay off of my Axe!]]... it's not for the homos. But, uhh, yeah, she is all mine now. Don't like that? Tough cookies.

In fact, I have a challenge for you. You wanna save your reputation? Duuuude? Ian Brandon Aaandersson? Duuuude? I- I dare you- I dare '''you''', and I will be waiting, I dare you to make a video about why you are better for Kacey... than me, or else... or else you w- or else you will have admitted that you have never cared for her in the first place, and ''everyone'' on the internet will see that you are a [[Jerk|jerk]] and a schmuck, [''vibrating noise''] and they will see that I- I was always the- they will see that I was always the [[Honest Content|true and original]] CWC. I was... yeah.

And to all you [''exhales''] and to all you who have placed bids on my- on my custom-painted, uhh, meat-wad, shred-wad, rock-panned Rockband [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] on [[eBay]], it has been sold- it has now been sold, and I have the money from your sale right here. [''produces a wad of folded $20 bills'']

To the rest of you, who are good and true, peace.

And have a good day.

==IBA's video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = For Chris
| image = {{#ev:youtube|7F6Vksyr0iI}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 October 2009
| Maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines
| previous = [[Brutal_Legend_Plus| Brutal Legend Plus]]
| next = [[I_Love_You_Kacey| I Love You Kacey]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Aah. Okay Mr. [[Christian]], let's uh, deliberate.

Okay, well, firstly, [[Honest Content|I am honest]]. You certainly have not been honest, you know. I've got longer history. I've been on the internet since [[2000]]. TWO thousand! You've been online for only what, six months now? Six months! I got a lot more history than you do, and everybody can verify that I am the real creator, so there. [[Chris and Anger|I am kind, I am good-hearted]], and you've shown yourself to be not so kind. Ar- you may be- care. [''Damaged camera skips at this point''] [[DJ Jamsta|Like, you know.]] Yeah sure, like you did listen to your video, yeah. I'm like you know, yeah. I'm not going forward with Kacey in a romantic way but she had feelings for you, and I respected that as such. Mmph. And like seriously, if she wanted to, I would have gladly, I would have gladly gone further with that, but she, she did not want that and I respected her wish of that. Cause I CARE about her. [[PandaHalo|I am CARING]]. And obviously you haven't, because you know what because she made you promise to stop your game and make no more videos, but yet you go and make this one! You broke your promise! I would not break my promise, like you know, for annuther [[gal-pal]] of mine, like you know, especially this girl with me being [[Megan|trustworthy, and loyal]], because I just went on a goose chase, because [''video skips''] another gal pal of mine, she was pretty much lonely at the time and you know, I thought she called me like you know, and wanted me to hang with her for awhile. And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a [[BlueSpike|troll posing as that girl]]. [''[[sigh]]s''] [[Autism|THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME]].

And plus I was under str- starting work against in response to your video for your girlfriend who is a gal- who is a good gal-pal [''video skips''] who is a true good gal-pal of mine. That I honestly care about, just like the other gal-pal I would have finally. [audio skips] Thought I was actually doing for her but it turn out to be troll. [''sighs''] But anyway. Going over that. I am intelligent. [[trolls|I can be fun.]] I'm fairly good-looking, with or without the [[glasses]]. But I need these glasses because I'm nearsighted. [''video skips''] ...working out. I dunno what your vision problem is. Whatever, to each his own. Or her own. And.

Myeah. I'm thoughtful. I was thinking deliberately about what to say in this video in response for... [''[[Fail|pauses awkwardly]] for about four seconds''] I may as well say her name for [[Kacey]]. For Kacey. Because I cared. She asked me to, and I am doing it. Alright? I'm helpful whenever I can, y'know? Whenever I can help I help to the best of my ability, and when I can't help, I admit that, but I try my best to see if I can find proper help. And I am generous, because I give myself to my [[Trolls|friends]] whenever necessary, I can be cheerful, [[Stress|easygoing]], I am a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|good listener]], because otherwise I wouldn't have understood that part of the video. In the beginning. I had to read it again. You know? You said that, like you know, in the beginning of the video, you said, that you, that they called me pretty much a sap for lettin' er, lettin' her like lettin' her go, so she can go back to you and you know what?

Yeah. And you know what? You're lucky because you've got her. You shouldn't betray her prop- you shouldn't betray her by breaking her promise. And I am [[Autism|empathetic slash sympathetic]] I actually experienced that similar situation before I can't think about that, otherwise I'm symapathetic. [''sighs''] And I'm interesting, I got broad of emotions and everything, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm patient]], I'm upfront, upfront and clear, when I have my mind set to it, and I'm [[Virgin with rage|fairly popular]]. [''sighs''] And here's an adjective for you, because you are, because you pretty much yourself to be these things. [[Chris and Anger|Aggressive]]! [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Argumentative]]! [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Rude]]! [[Chris and death|Unfeeling! Uncaring]]! [[Chris and money|Selfish]]! [[Kacey Phone Call|A LIAR]]! You are a liar! And, you're [[The High School Story|immature]]. And you sound like you can be an [[PSEye|abusive]] type. You already left the girl for over a month! In an attempt to try to frame me. [''sighs''] And I remember these adjectives, you know why? Because I been takin' a relationship management class! So I'm able to hold my lil' notes so I, so I can better make, sort out, sort out the list, so I can make this video. Or, and in response to you.

Oh, I'll just go ahead and say this. A few qualities I am, like you know, I-I find it [[JERKS|fairly easy]] to make friends when I set my mind to it, I'm not shy, I am fairly good at talking to people, I very much know what to say to much people, I like [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|making people laugh.]] Seriously. [''Does [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] WHAT'S HAPPENING TRUE FUN I'M TALKIN' LIKE A [[duck|DUCK]]. I am a good listener, sometimes I stay out of conflict, because I'm not sure how to deal with it but when I have to I will. Hmm. I am trustworthy and reliable. I'm [[CWCFlyingElephants|good at making decisions]], and with the conflict I can get angry. I try to control my temper. I [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|control my temper]]. I have a good... I am not lonely, I have a good number of [[Trolls|friends]], I can [[Attraction sign|chat someone up]] again, when I actually have the [[Chris and sex|topics in my mind]] set up. I can KEEP SECRETS. You pretty much cannot keep a secret 'cause you pretty much said a few secrets she entrusted to you in that video. Hmm.

You can not keep a secret. I find it difficult to tell when someone is feeling some... wait, I do not. Sorry. I do not find it difficult to know how someone is feeling. I mean yeah, sometimes, sometimes I'm [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow, in the thinking process]], but a bunch of times I get right off the bat. And I like sharing my [[Honest Content|honest feelings]] with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are TRUE and HONEST feelings. SO THERE. This is my only response to you, so you better renew the promise, and NO MORE VIDEOS. And everybody on the internet knows that I am the original Christian Weston Chandler with the birth name of Christopher that created [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], you've only been online for six months. I've been on-line- I've been online since 2000. Even before 2000. I've had a CWC Pokesite and CWC Pokesite 2 was up before 2000! Definitely! So there! Okay.

And Kace, again, I do care about you very much, if I could go beyond, if you wished, you should have said so in the first place, and I would have been happy to persued the friendship level to a [[Sweetheart from the ground up|relationship]], if you have feelings for your Chris, then yeah. For Him. And I respected that. Because I care. I care, okay? If I will, and I appreciated that you did start to fall for me. Although I did understand, I listened to, I understood every word that you said in that part of that video. Obviously, while yeah I miss it the first time around, but I caught it, I caught it the second time. When I set my mind to it I [''stutters''] I am trustworthy I am... I'm not going to get into that wording. But most of the time I am the [[White knight e-mails|good listener]]. And most of the time, I can count on the hidden things [''video skips''] messages fairly quick. But sometimes I can be a little slow you have to be patient with me. Think about this: I am patient with most everybody. Okay? So I'll leave you all with that.

Have a good day.

==The Lies of Solid Chris==

Obviously, the vast majority of Chris's video is blatant falsehood that would leave the most crooked politician stunned and agape. In order to provide some context to this amazing dosage of fallacy, the members of the CWCki have generously provided the following in-depth analysis:

''''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring''': He has cheated on his e-sweethearts numerous times, and the sole focus of all of his relationships is to get poon. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of PandaHalo, Sarah May, and Ryan Cash, giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his lone true fan of the comic a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his dead aunt could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright smear other people to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend Megan by uploading a drawing of himself fingerbanging her to the internet. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of release to keep from flipping out and raping her. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out his cartoon porn site. He also hates homosexuals just because they're gay, and is a noted racist.

'''He cares about Kacey''': Chris's entire pursuit of her was a sham to trick her and get into her pants. He pretended to be Liquid over the phone and on YouTube videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was back on top of the world despite having posted a teary-eyed video just two days prior. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, "the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."

'''He is intelligent''': Chris gets swindled by trolls practically non-stop, and has even fallen for some of the stupidest ruses ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and ignores warnings from others that he's being tricked. He can't write for shit or do math, and he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down. He also thought the best way to get Encyclopedia Dramatica to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity.

'''He is generous and gives to his friends''': Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to autism, a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, he'd throw it away just to get a PS3. In the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, after saying he'd share the prize money with his church congregation, he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he stole money from his own parents so he could buy video game content for games he didn't even own.

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going''': He constantly started arguments with everyone at The GAMe PLACe over Pokémon games, and almost got his ass kicked once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also publicly cried like a baby at inappropriate times over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener''': Countless numbers of people have tried to talk sense into him to get him to not fall for trolls, and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. Vivian Gee spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just sighed and rejected her advice so much that she turned against him. He completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic''': Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he were either of those things, he would understand why Mary Lee Walsh and various jerkops didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential Sweethearts would be put off by his creepy overly-forward advances. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves and telling his brother to just get over it. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he stunned YouTube by uploading a video intending to tease a blackmail photo of Gregg Mays by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and replaced it with another video showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends''': Chris has never been popular. He was constantly teased and picked on at school, had to take his mother to the prom, and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been driven away by his direct actions. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to change schools and churches due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life — both online and off — has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his YouTube videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be jerks, and even belittled someone who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how full of himself he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time"''': Any chatlog or clip of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses shitty tips from books and cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games. He thinks there are strict rules to follow when being social, and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is something to be taught in a classroom. He's completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan and people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either wildly inappropriate, or details about himself that no human being would ever want to know.

'''He stays out of conflict''': If anyone offers any criticism, rips off his rip-offs, or suggests he's not entirely straight, he gets defensive and/or flies into nuclear tard rage. He gets into it with trolls at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even hypocritically mock people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his lengthy campaigns against various trolls. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable''': Chris can't even put out his shitty scribble of a comic at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up Emily when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a fast-food restaurant.

'''He tries to control his temper''': Please feast your eyes on these articles, and ask yourself just how in control of his temper he is.

'''He can keep secrets''': Ever since he came in contact with ED, he has continuously uploaded sensitive personal details about himself, his family, and his friends. He keeps doing so despite the fact that trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him. He told the internet that his mom has problems with her ass. He will also give information freely to people posing as trolls, because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, he will immediately trust that person without question.

==See also==

*[[For Kacey from CWC]]
*[[I Love You Kacey]]

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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Love You Kacey

2010-11-25T00:57:44Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

'''I Love You Kacey''', originally titled '''10232009''', is a 23 [[October 2009]] video where [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] declared his love for [[Kacey]], at [[Biological Clock|four o' fucking clock in the morning]]. Guess all his [[Addressing Liquid|previous]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|bullshit]] about he and [[Liquid]] being friends and caring about Kacey was just a [[List of Chris's Lies|lie]] to save face. Could this lead to another chapter in the [[Love Quest]]?

The quality of the video is deemed quite poor even by IBA's lousy standards. This is mostly due to the abuse the [[PSEye|camera]] received in a recent [[Chris Loses It|video]]. Calls in from the trolling community are heard to raise funds for a new camera but they are met by a firm answer that Ian is already [[Monthly tugboat|receiving the money]].

Ian also says "you know" 28 times in this video, with only two instances of the phrase not being meaningless interjections.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Love You Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uu1GA1H_DMc}}
| stardate = 23 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}
| previous = [[For_Chris#IBA's video|For Chris]]
| next = [[10242009]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

I am making this video in dedication to [[Kacey]].

Kacey, listen. I love you. I do. [[Fuck Quest|Truly do.]] Love you Kacey. I loved you. I was... ens—wro--- I was enchanted when I first heard your voice... on the telephone. And I was taken in a little bit further when I saw you in person for the very first time. [''[[sigh]]''] Eh, yeah. I-I Your hazel eye-your hazel eyes... are very-are very beautiful. They're like two swimming pools. And you have-and you got got a cute-and you just have fun personality, you're just a lot of fun to be with. An-and you helped shape me a little bit better.

Yeah it's like, you know-ah... lot of ben-lot of benefits I have-ah helped me out since you came into my life there. Hmm. But yeah-you know the uhh-basically, um, on the one- on the one part you know... uhh yeah your [[CChanSonichuCWC|Chris-your Chris]] got to you first and it would be wrong of me to take you from him, without his consent. And I appreciate that you-and I appreciate that you-that you love me too. Like to let you know about that. I mean like you know, I guess-like even on that first phone call, I mean, I was right to uh, talk to you there... But yet I was wrong, because-you know, because, you know I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal. Yeah we-we both know that. So... on that one part I was wrong... for the right reasons. I mean, I want to let you know that, he was not who he claimed to be, on the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] front.

But yet, uh, w-he-yet on the other part, hmm he was right to uh falling love-he was right to fall in love with you, he has every right to do that... But he had-he had wrong reasons because he pretended to be me in that sense. But anyway, ''sigh'' upon uh, yeah upon my love for you and [[Lie|my respect of him]] and I really want-ah, and we both-and you and I we both. we uh, don't like to mu-we don't like conflict too much. So, you know with h-you know with heavy heart like you know I let y-I let him, I let you... stay with him. Cuz you know, you say you had your feelings for him. And yet even though I was like uh-even though I felt a little bit broken there for a little while? It was like you know-like I changed that. And yet you started falling for me a little.

But yet you know-eh, but yet you know, um... Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. I-I truly care about you and I love you Kacey. I don't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen like you know. I mean-like you know between you and him any further. Yeah.

But you know at least-you know-at least you know, aside from that, you know I, [[Gal pal|can still be good friends]]. And I'll-I'll still love you very much. Even with emotions that-that can be, that are beyond friendship... [''sigh''] Well, it's like you know I cannot have you because I'd be taking you away from him. Then again it's also partially your choice as well, but you know, I put it between, you know-both you and him. You know if you want-if you, uh, I mean, you know, I don't wanna... but yes. I do love you Kacey. If you want to come back to me and leave him, or you want to stay with him... I mean... yeah. I res-I support you emotionally either way. And you know, yeah, on the likelihood that you would stay with him, y'all would, have my blessing as... lovers in your relationship.

Ok, well I'll talk to you later.

==See also==

*[[For Kacey from CWC]]
*[[Kacey Phone Call]]

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{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

10242009

2010-11-25T00:56:06Z

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Despite being uploaded on 23 [[October 2009]] where [[Chris]] lives, "'''10242009'''" is a "a small short video response" to [[Gregg Mays]].

Once again, his malfunctioning [[PSEye]] is causing problems with the video, but it is thankfully only 28 seconds long.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 10242009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tzkvEOu76ME}}
| stardate = 24 [[October 2009]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}
| previous = [[I Love You Kacey]]
| next = [[For Kacey II]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris briefly holds up his [[Amnyfest Ring]], as the camera skips wildly'']

All right, this a small short video response to uh Mr. Quote/Unquote [''[[Pedo-glasses|dramatic glasses removal]]''] [[Gregg Mays]] alias [[Clyde Cash]], whoever the hell he is of his rea-of his real name. I am not scared of you. You're just a lowly suv-a-bitch. I don't give a damn about you. You can go [[Chris and religion|burn in hell]] for all I care. So [''GANGSTA CHRISCHAN angrily flips off the camera''] [[Chris and anger|FUCK YOU]].

Everybody else, peace. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day.

==External links==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ97s_c2JLA Gregg Mays's Video]

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{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

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For Kacey II

2010-11-25T00:53:50Z

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"'''For Kacey II'''" (officially "'''10252009 For Kacey'''") is a video [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] posted in which he ONCE AGAIN attempts to win [[Kacey]]'s heart from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Christian Weston Chandler]].

Amazingly, Ian has a better [[PSEye|picture and sound]] this time around, so he either a) bought a new camera or b) is using the camera he's used in some of his other videos for this. Either way, it's a whole lot better than listening to Ian Headroom again. However, this is somewhat negated by his manner of speaking. Ian appears to be very nervous, and his [[speech impediment]] is extremely prevalent.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = For Kacey II
| image = {{#ev:youtube|3Au16yKGoMY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 25 October 2009
| Maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[10242009| 10242009]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg| To Clyde Gregg]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Hmm. Okay, hello hello Ka-hey Kacey, listen. I thought bout it furder, and uh...yeah. I de-I I do love you. Hmm. I'll be h-um-hah-I will take you on as [[Chris and religion|my own belief]]. H-yes. Yes, I would. I would take you take on as my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. But I feel like, you know, we definitely should...hang out with each other more often, so, I will be in talk to you later about that.

But Kacey? I want you for my own, and I am capable of doing...all the things and more...in comparison to, well, don't don't need to bring [[CChanSonichuCWC|him]] into-volved. We don't need to get him in-li-yeah.

[''Belches'']

But anyway, Kacey, I'm as-I'm uh I'm pre mu I pretty much would be asking out w-asking you out at this point. Let's get togedder, c'mon. What do you say? Hmm.

Aight. Talk to you later. Love ya!

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{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

To Clyde Gregg

2010-11-25T00:48:07Z

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"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a video in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none). The video was uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]].

==Video==
Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = To Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|huPoVEYR7ks}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[For_Kacey_II| For Kacey II]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]

Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.
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| name = Another One for Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dFibZofsKDg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Video| To Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1| ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Mmm. Just a follow-up here for Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than you. So you — so you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].

==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]

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{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

For Chris II

2010-11-25T00:42:38Z

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[[For Chris II]] (officially '''10272009 For Chris No 2''') is a 27 [[October 2009]] video in which [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid should leave [[Kacey]] alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, IBA threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Ian also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying, but the juxtaposition of heavy metal and the sight of an obese, balding manchild wearing an oddly-colored shirt and a medallion depicting an imaginary character has the opposite effect.

IBA has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with the red long-sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = For Chris II
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lA-1D9xlYdo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1| ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
| next = [[Clyde's_Buddy_Matt_Getting_SUPER-LAID!!!| Clyde‘s Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
}} </center>

==Transcript==
''[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]''

Well. [[CChanSonichuCWC|Mr. Chris]]. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kacey. I tell ya, ''[Crosses arms]'' not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you've been doing lately, ''[points]'' yeah, you cross the line. ''[points again]'' So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you [[Chris and anger|don't want to make me very angry]] and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such. ''[Holds up [[Claw of Fail]].]''

So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. ''[Claw motion. Sighs]''

''[Stands awkwardly for quite awhile]''

Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you about how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.

''[switches sides]''

I'll leave you with that, for now.

''[Peace sign]''

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{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

SHE IS MINE NOW

2010-11-25T00:38:14Z

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[[Image:Crazy.jpg|thumb|"I will kick your asses. Because I'm crazy."]]

'''SHE IS MINE NOW''' (officially '''10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW''') is another call out to [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]]. In it, he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her.

Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He [[Autism|shuffles]] back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For_Chris_No_2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.

He also does his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]... that or another [[rage]] attack. Who knows?

It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start, go ahead and watch.

==Original video from the real Chris==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Vrxb_8dWa5Y}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]]
| Performance Matter = [[Image:rage.png]] Rage
| previous = [[For_Chris| THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK]]
| next = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#MC CWC responds| MC CWC responds]]
}}

===Transcript===
Huh! Don't wanna play nice, do ya?! I'll school ya! [''Jump cut''] I'll s- I'll s- I'll school ya. I'll take you to town!

[''Liquid Chris steps back from the camera and preforms several fighting moves similar to the ones seen in [[CWCFighter]].'']

I'm comin' for ya!

[''Re-approaches camera'']

I am the only one here who is fit for [[Kacey]]! [''Jump cut''] And another thing! [''Jump cut''] Uhh. Yeah this one's for you.

[''Steps away from the camera'']

The real deal! '''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA!!]]'''

[''Jump cut. Liquid Chris is close to the camera again.'']

Oh and by the way. I have been talking to some people named [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Gregg Mays]], who have told me personally, that they are going to help me take you down! [''Heavy breathing, possibly due to the extreme cold''] And, uh, yeah! Jack Thaddeus, his assistant Samanda Handroil, Samantha Handroil and Gregg Mays, who is a good man, and what ha-has given me some information on you, so that uh- I don't think- I don't think you'll like it very much at- mmmh [''More heavy breathing''] I don't think you will- I don't think you would like it very much if it got out and ruined your life forever.

So yeah. Jack Thaddeus, Gregg Mays. They're on my side now. Mmm. So get ready, arch-nemesis. I will be waiting. And to the rest of you, peace, eh.

==Ian's video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = SHE IS MINE NOW
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1B71SDC9mMk}}
| stardate = 29 October 2009
| maker = [[Chris|IBAChandler]]
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Clyde's_Buddy_Matt_Getting_SUPER-LAID!!!| Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
| next = [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
}}

{{quote|<poem>You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!</poem>|MC Chris, [[Chris and music|"rhyming"]]}}

===Transcript===

Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!

<poem>
[''Ian begins "rapping" while Run-DMC's cover of "Walk This Way" plays in the background'']
I seen yo video yous a lame ass
[[Sonichu|You done copyin' this and that]]
[[homos|I'm gonna screw you]], I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]?
[''Ian does terrible Eric Cartman impression''] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the [[pedofork|sweet little girl]]
[[List of Chris's lies|And yet you break your promise!]]
You done turn your back on her and turn to the [[trolls]]!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!
[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|Poop]]-pow! [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']
[[CWCFighter|And I'm gonna just plain kick yo ass!]]
''From-looking-at-your-body-type'' you's a total width and shorter than me!
I'm a good five foot ten, what are you, like a four foots eight?
I tell you something right now
[[Virgin with rage|That ain't gonna let you laid]],
Yet you had it once with her and you let it down
You's a big ol' dang... [[Hello, Juffalo|stupid lame-ass clown]].
Because you know you had all the [[Chris and religion|blessings]]
She was smart she was sweet she was [[Speech impediment|riwwyvery]] fun!
And I'll tell ya what ya did...
You... she done left you boy!

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Rag Doll"''] You lost her! You treated her like a [[Kimmi|dang ragdoll]]!
Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is- and you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I [[love]] her for- I love her for so much more than that.
And you so dumb... And you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
</poem>

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] So at this point, you could just... [''Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat''] So at this point man. I'll tell you what you could do, because all your notions you had with lovely, with sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just... [[Dreams|DREAM]] ON. Cause she and I we share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".'']

[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Fail]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't ca- and I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers: Please don't. I swear.''] And by the way you know what? I don't care about bein' a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] because you know what? She and me are gonna be like [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you- she done left yous mang. She come- she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.

[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Listen to the words of Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts man. She's with me Mac- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the- just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more!

Yeah... and I will kick your ass, 'cause... I'm [[autism|crazy]]! [''Gibbers violently at the camera. Pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera'']

C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!

...have a good day. Anse- when you- meet me in person.

==MC CWC responds==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = MC CWC responds
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Po0EdTs0MpY}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Original video from the real Chris| BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU]]
| next = [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu CWC responds| My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}

{{quote|Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic,
Because, bitch 
I'm High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic|MC CWC, being '''fucking ill.'''}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Ian responds to MC CWC.jpg|thumb|Ian's comments on Chris's Response.]]
Kacey, you understand, this… this Ian, this… you do not want anything to have to do with him. I will win you back! I promise!

And another thing, I am gonna show you who is the real, who is the real better, talented CWC, in order to, in order to get you back! Cuz I will have you back, bay-bee! I miss you!

Here he is MC – the MC CWC, throwin’ down his favorite rhymes y’all! Yeah, okay.

[''The beat from [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem's]] "[[Wikipedia:My Name Is|My Name Is]]" begins playing (yes, just the beat, because the Real Chris can actually play songs with the lyrics cut out)'']

''Kacey doesn’t love you – it’s true! 
''I checked her email this Tuesday at seven-oh-two 
''She has more apprehension than someone like you 
''Having his [[semen]], and [[recycling|drinking it too]] 
''In orange [[CWC Cola|Fanta, chocolate syrup]], you just can’t refuse 
''Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true 
''But you prove them wrong, bottoms-up is yo motto 
''So it slides down yo throat, like a melty gelato 
''Wearin’ that bathrobe, like greener than avocado 
''Mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold 
''Your shower got a problem with that, so I been told 
''In fact I’ve seen it – you’re twenty-seven years old! 
''You get [[CWCFlyingElephants|naked on camera and dance around like ten-fold]] 
''Fuck you, nigga – you makin’ my head explode 
''You know, with the stop-this and the stop-that 
''And the [[Nudes|expose of your ass-crack]] 
''On the camera, it was so wack 
''Look like Jack Black, on your last track 
''Mothafucka, I’ve never tried kickin’ an ass this hard 
''But I’mmabout to chew up and spit y’all over one million yards 
''I’ll take yo picture and send it to yo bodyguard 
''Now everybody yeah, sing along 

''Now everybody drawin’ the [[comic]] pages for ages 
''The sages of rage, and the age of contagion’s voracious 
''And pages, like the mothafuckin plague is 
''Upon a plantation and faces just can’t explain this 

''Sorry – didn’t understand that? 
''Understand my ass-crack! 
''I’m [[Wikipedia:Back in Black|back in black]] – and so’s my battery 
''Runs on [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]], 
''You don’t deserve to listen to a band so legendary, 
''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Get the FUCK off]] of Kacey, 
''Blaze me? You’re pasty! 
''You can’t stop me, or block me, or amaze me. 
''You won’t even [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|come to the rescue]], ‘cuz you’re lazy! 
''It doesn’t phase me that you’re crazy, 
''‘Cuz if I see you try to contain me, 
''Then when I kick your ass, and salt and shake thee 

''I’m gonna rip off 
''Your four-inch 
''[[Duck|Deformed dick]] 

''[[BlueSpike#Max|Shove it up your ass]] 
''Like a certain 
''[[Medallion of fail|Medallion]] 

''Then I’m gonna turn you into 
''A murder 
''Statistic 

''Because, bitch, 
''I’m High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic. 

''Out! 

Yeah. M’kay. Yeah yeah, yeah, m’kay, yeah you listen to that and you take in the words from that.

Peace, and have a good day.

==See also==
*[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]

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30 Push-Ups

2010-11-25T00:33:45Z

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"'''30 Push-Ups'''" (originally "'''10302009 CWC 30 Push Ups'''") is a video in which Chris [[Fail|attempts]] to do thirty push-ups.

Under normal circumstances, the claim that Chris can do thirty push-ups would probably raise a few eyebrows. However, upon watching the video in question, we find that "push-ups" appears to be a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for raping the floor to the tune of Survivor's "[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]". Throughout the video, he doesn't complete a single proper push-up. If this were the military, a personal training session, or even an elementary school gym class, Chris would be said to have done 0 push-ups, not 30. Nevertheless, he becomes visibly fatigued only part-way through the video.

Not much else goes on in this video, though it should be noted that Chris's pair of [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]] makes another cameo.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC 30 Push-Ups
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nenWF3gkPog}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueTShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Getting Foam Ed]]
| next = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Image:Suffering.jpg|thumb|Chris suffers through his thirtieth failed attempt at a push-up.]]

'''0:05 - 0:36:''' ''Chris repeatedly does a pushup-like motion where his face is at least 18" off the floor at all times and his back is arched. His pelvis touches the floor several times. At 0:13, the opening guitar riff from "[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]" becomes audible.''

'''0:37 - 0:43:''' ''Becoming exhausted after thirty seconds of a pathetic attempt at showing off his strength, Chris struggles under his own body weight, exhausted and failing spectacularly at anything approaching an actual push-up. Nonetheless, he counts off how many "reps" he thinks he's done.''

'''0:44 - 1:02:''' ''Chris moves his hands towards his distended, swollen belly, which is possibly full of [[McDonald's]] and [[Fanta]]. He moves his upper trunk off the ground, and then raises his hips, counting these as a "push-ups."''

'''1:03 - 1:20:''' ''Chris groans and rests his weight on his forearms. He then repositions his hands near his bitch tits and counts the next awkward thrusting motion as "twenty-four." He is no longer moving his hips off the ground, and is just raising his trunk up and down, painfully. His face appears contorted, as if in great discomfort.''

'''1:21 - 1:29:''' ''His face contorted in an agonized grimace, Chris moves most of his body off the ground for the "29th" rep. His knees and feet are cleverly positioned out of the camera frame throughout the video, so we can't see exactly how he's fucking that up. He pauses for a second or two before doing the last rep, visibly on his knees for this one. For some reason, his back shakes alarmingly as he counts off the "30th" rep. Still on his knees, he turns off the video camera.''

==See also==
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
*[[CWCFighter]]
*[[Power]]
*[[I AM STRONG]]
*[[A Workout]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJqmTOhyas CWC: An inspiration to everyone]

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My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey

2010-11-25T00:30:51Z

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[[Image:Manga couples.jpg|thumb|Ian owns at least one how-to-draw book, but [[Chris and art|aggressively ignores its instructions]]]]

'''My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] by the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] where, in a vain assumption that the [[Kacey]]'s video was directed at him and not at [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]], he [[Fail|attempts]] to sing the male part of the song [[Wikipedia:A Whole New World|"A Whole New World"]] as seen in Disney's ''Aladdin''. Like [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his other attempts at singing]], the original vocal track is heard underneath his off-key warbling.

The poorly-framed image of the [[animu]] girl is from ''How to Draw Manga, Volume 28: Couples''. It's unknown at this time what Ian stole from this particular book. A point of interest is the framing of the cover of the book, in which Ian has gone to great lengths to [[Boyfriend-free girl|cut the male character from the view]] of his [[camera]].

The original version of the song was also played in the background on [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]] video uploaded shortly afterward on the same day.

Real Chris soon uploaded his own performance of this song, too.

==Original video from Kacey==

{{quote|Baby I thought of you as soon as I heard this song again! I want us to sing a duet, can you?? I left out some of the male speaking parts, this song really needs a duet. Sorry I went flat and too high in some places!

I adore you so much. Sing this for me and with me and solidify who I'm with! I know you can do it, my one and only!

Always yours,
Kacey}}

{{Deletedvideo}}

<center>{{#ev:youtube|a2uKaaqcWXM }}</center>

== Ian's video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ulzZD3pyb50}}
| Stardate = 31 October 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[CWC 30 Push Ups]]
| next = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
I can show you the world 
Shining, shimmering, splendid 
Tell me princess, now when did you last 
Let your heart decide

I can open your eyes 
Take you wonder by wonder 
[[Chris and sex|Over sideways and under]] 
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world 
A new fantastic point of view 
No one to tell us no 
Or where to go 
Or say we're only dreaming

[''<s> Kacey</s> Jasmine is heard in background due to the fact he did not choose the instrumental track'']

[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
A dazzling place I never knew 
But when I'm way up here 
It's crystal clear 
That now I'm in a whole new world 
With you

[''Ian joins back in''] Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[''Jasmine part again'']
Unbelievable sights 
Indescribable feeling 
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling 
Through an endless diamond sky 
A whole new world 

[''Ian''] Don't you dare close your eyes 
[''Jasmine''] A hundred thousand things to see 
[''Ian''] Hold your breath it gets better 
[''Jasmine''] I'm like a shooting star 
I've [[Navy|come]] so far 
I can't go back to where I used to be

[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[[Fail|Repeat verse 2]] 
[''Together''] I'll chase them everywhere 
There's time to spare 
Let me share this 
Whole new world with you 
[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
[''Ian''] That's where we'll be 
[''Jasmine''] That's where we'll be 
[''Ian''] A thrilling chase 
[''Jasmine''] A wondrous place 
[''Together''] For you and me 
[''Ian's shadow is seen giving a thumbs up.'']

==CChanSonichu CWC responds==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dqfdy7SEaVk}}
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SHE IS MINE NOW#MC CWC responds|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[Liquid_Chris#Epilogue|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}

==How to Draw Manga: Couples==

According to [http://www.amazon.com/How-Draw-Manga-28-Couples/dp/4766112415 Amazon.com reviews], this volume contains instructions for drawing [[Homos|same-sex]] couples, as well as erotica. Although this book was probably bought long ago in a futile attempt to impress fellow [[Anime|weeaboo]] and [[gal pal]] [[Megan Schroeder]], <s>famous</s> Internet-famous homophobe IBA Chandler owns a book full of naked anime men having sex with each other.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Christian Weston Chandler & Kacey - A Whole New World
| video = {{#ev:youtube|A_1KrkswjWk}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/eraseragenda eraseragenda]
| Stardate = 3 November 2009
}}

==See also==
*[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]
*[[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]
*[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]

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Greetings to Kaceys Folks

2010-11-25T00:23:41Z

Whispsonichu:

'''Greetings to Kaceys Folks''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] (because he wasn't invited to a party or anything, and probably wouldn't have enjoyed ''Rocky Horror'') where, being an [[Niggos|old-fashioned]] kinda guy, impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] introduces himself to [[Kacey]]'s parents. In order to present himself as a [[List of Chris's Lies|decent human being]], he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own [[fail]]ures, [[Autism|shortcomings]], and [[Chris and anger|serious anger management issues.]] He also appears satisfied with his [[CWC 30 Push Ups|recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.]]

"A Whole New World" from Disney's ''Aladdin'' plays throughout, leftover from [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|his previous video]] which was directed to Kacey.

==Video==
{{quote|Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.|Ian's description text for the video}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Greetings to Kaceys Folks
| image = {{#ev:youtube|5WPQEaDBp4Q}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 October 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]
| next = [[I AM STRONG]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''"A Whole New World" is heard in background'']

Good day, Mr and Mrs ''D'', [[Kacey]]'s parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... [''removes [[glasses]]''] yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, [[real Chris|previous Chris]] that uhh, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|ya'll got to know]]. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went ''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|crazy]]''... and all that, but- but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am [[Power|very strong]], a matter of fact [[CWC 30 Push Ups|I just did thirty push-ups]] which you can see in a recent [[YouTube]] video on this same YouTube account.

I feel like I am [[honest]], [[List of Chris's lies|loyal]] and [[Monthly tugboat|reliable]]. I like to- I prefer to keep [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|a]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|soft]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|spoken]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|tone]] [[Sign Destruction Video|of]] [[Chris Loses It|voice]]. [''glances off camera nervously''] Bu- but when I have to, I can be [[Chris and anger|argumentative and uh...and ss-such]]. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [''click''] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, after getting to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I [[love]] her.

But anyway. I feel like I am of [[April 16 Fetish Vids|good boyfriend material]]. Like I said because of my honest- my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh... y'all will allow me to, uh, get me [[Fuck quest|closer with your daughter]] in communication and in... you know, [[china|location]]. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions o-of me and as well as seconds impressions because we met a second time as well. Hmm. But anyway, there was a but anyway, I-anyway when the time comes I look forward to meeting you both. So... I bid y'all a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.

==See also==
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|SHE IS MINE NOW]]

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I AM STRONG

2010-11-25T00:18:17Z

Whispsonichu:

[[Image:Martinezstrong.jpg|thumb|[[Joshua Martinez]] is also STRONG]]

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he got muscles. (Spoiler: He [[fail]]s again.)

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mom]] decided to go with the "elderly [[Homos|lesbian]]" look, as opposed to Chris's recent [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse [[Stress|sweating]]. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MmFtocrcDjM}}
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES]]

[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''] You tink you're so tough... [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|you think you're so tough]], no you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of [[Wikipedia:Hulk Hogan|Hulk Hogan]], a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is fer... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[Chris Loses It]]
*[[CWCFighter]]
*[[Power]]
*[[A Workout]]
*[[AHike]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])

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I AM STRONG

2010-11-24T14:58:07Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

[[Image:Martinezstrong.jpg|thumb|[[Joshua Martinez]] is also STRONG]]

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he got muscles. (Spoiler: He [[fail]]s again.)

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mom]] decided to go with the "elderly [[Homos|lesbian]]" look, as opposed to Chris's recent [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse [[Stress|sweating]]. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MmFtocrcDjMI}}
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES]]

[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''] You tink you're so tough... [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|you think you're so tough]], no you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of [[Wikipedia:Hulk Hogan|Hulk Hogan]], a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is fer... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[Chris Loses It]]
*[[CWCFighter]]
*[[Power]]
*[[A Workout]]
*[[AHike]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])

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Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler

2010-11-24T14:54:31Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

On 3 [[November 2009]], [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] uploaded two videos for [[Kacey]], one of him playing ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', and a brief preface.

"'''Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler'''" is a creepy ''LittleBigPlanet'' level Ian decided to make for his [[sweetheart]]. Immediately after playing through this level (in which he shoots [[Liquid Chris]] to death) he plays through the "First Date Level" he originally made for [[Julie]] in Valentine's Day 2009, proving exactly how lazy he can be and how little he thinks of the women he claims to [[Fuck quest|love]]. The characters in this level seems to portray — poorly — a version of the real [[CChanSonichuCWC|Chris Chan]], Ian and what can only be viewed as Kacey, on fire.

The preface video (uploaded by Ian as "'''11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey'''") appears to be taken in Ian's garbage-filled kitchen (where the family computer is) as opposed to the more familiar confines of his garbage-filled room. There is a surprising amount of Snoopy memorabilia in the background, and it is unknown whether this is Ian's hoarded crap or his parents' hoarded crap. We can also see in the sea of junk behind him a shape reminiscent of the [[Sex toys|fake pair of mammaries]] who keep on appearing in his videos of late. "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money plays in the background. It's a track in the latest ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' game, which is Ian's source for new [[Chris and music|music]].

Ian's [[hair]] seems to have grown — or has been matted down by [[Chris and health|grease]] — since [[I AM STRONG|two days ago]], where he sported an odd buzz cut. Here, Ian's hair appears even more bizarre, being very short except for rudimentary bangs which both cover and call attention to his receding hairline.

Once again, he shows us the only skill where he doesn't totally [[fail]], his capacity of playing video games made for kids (though admittedly, he's not actually ''good'' at the game, but he does manage to get all the way through his horrible levels without dying). [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|Previous]] [[Animal Crossing Documentary|attempts]] at this type of video have been done on ''[[Animal Crossing]]''. Those video productions are the only ways he found to achieve any decent result in a self-made product.

A [[Sonichu Special 4|comic depicting this level]] was later leaked by Liquid.

==Preface video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler Preface
| image = {{#ev:youtube|StJlgIeeDQ4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 3 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:sexn.png]] [[Kacey]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{RedStripeShirt}} Red Stripe
| previous = [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
| next = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Gameplay video|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler Gameplay]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[''Radio playing in background. Station identification followed by Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight."'']

The following presentation is for- is for ka- is for my- is for my girlfriend [[Kacey]]. How ya doin', girl? I love you. Hm.

Anyway uh, [''moves camera back a little bit''] I had a few technical difficulties with the ma- during the making the following video. Like, uh, you know. I only got two hands. And, you know, had to handle multiple controllers. And plus there was some visual static between the [[DVD]] burner, and the uh, television. But at least the final result ended clean. Alright, so, anyway, enjoy the fin-- enjoy this because you know, it's about as- it's about good as the- as drawing the [[comic]]. Drawing the comic pages.

Let's see that copycat one-at this- one-up ''this'' one! Hm! [''[[glasses]] removal''] Love you Kacey. I'm thinking of you.

[''Sudden extreme closeup as Ian kisses the camera'']

==Gameplay video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler Gameplay
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Lv71pjqJaz8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 3 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:sexn.png]] [[Kacey]], {{Video games}} [[LittleBigPlanet]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Other = [[Image:Directfeed.png]] Machinima
| previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Preface video|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler Preface]]
| next = [[51 50]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
0:00 - A Sackboy with an orange moptop and [[glasses]] appears. Presumably this is meant to represent Ian. The interior of Ian's LBP Pod (a sort of home base in the game) is adorned with [[Sonichu]] pics shoddily taken with Ian's Playstation Eye.

0:17 - After 17 seconds of fuck-all happening, Ian eventually opens the level he designed for Kacey. Its description reads "Hey Kacey. Instead of a comic, I thought I'd do better with a Level in LittleBIGPlanet. Enjoy."

0:43 - Ian gets stuck for a good 8 seconds in his own hideous level. Finally, he enters a house.

0:47 - Sudden jump-cut out of "Play" mode to "Edit" mode, since Ian's level is too broken to get through the whole thing accurately.

0:50 - Ian activates a speech bubble; the 'voice' that plays sounds appropriately fat and stupid. Speech bubble reads: "Chris! Let Kacey Be! She has left you and come to me; She is Mine. Come, my Love!"

0:55 - We see Ian's Sackboy meant to represent Liquid, which is just the Ian Sackboy with brown hair. The Kacey Sackgirl can be seen as well. [[Liquid]] responds, the voice that plays laughing maniacally "No! I WILL Have Her! Alive! I'm coming after You, Christian!"

1:00 - Kacey Sackgirl responds, "Christian, Help Me!" The voice that plays seems unconcerned, though the sackgirl does have the "sad" emote activated.

1:22 - 20 seconds of awkward shuffling as Solid tries to control both his and Liquid's Sackboy. As there are three Sack-people on the screen, it can be inferred that Ian owns at least 3 [[PS3]] controllers, despite the fact that he has no one to play with. Solid's Sackboy finds a paintgun and uses it to fire on Liquid.

1:47 - Solid and Kacey abscond in a van. Since Solid didn't turn off Liquid's controller, the camera zooms out considerably to compensate for the Sackboy left behind.

2:06 - Sudden jump cut as Solid turns off Liquid's controller, as he and Kacey enter a house virtually identical to the one they just left.

2:16 - Solid meets Kacey's family, who are represented by cutouts instead of actual sackpeople. Kacey's brother says, "Yo, Christian. Thank you for rescuing my sister from that crazy sumbitch."

2:22 - Kacey's father chimes in, "Yes, my boy, you have done a great service. I salute you, good sir."

2:25 - Kacey's mother says, "I would have had my guys at work hunt that by down to get Kacey back. Thank You, Christian."

2:27 - The last family member, her little sister, outright lies, "Wow, Kacey, you can sure pick out a hot man! In comparison, that other guy was a twerp."

2:30 - Kacey (who is still using the "sad" emote from earlier) laments, "Come on, Christian, my dad said it's cool to hange with me in my room."

2:45 - After struggling to maneuver both sackpeople to the bedroom, Solid's Sackboy hops on Kacey's bed and speaks, "I'll take you out for a fun date tomorrow, Kacey." Unlike other parts of the level, the "speaking mouth" tool from the game that produces text balloons isn't hidden, and is instead glued to the bottom of the bed, making it look like the bed itself is talking.

2:49 - The lights dim as Kacey joins Solid in bed.

2:53 - Kacey responds while laughing, "Awesome." Yes, with a sarcastic looking period.

2:57 - Jump Cut to Ian and Kacey in Ian's pod. Apparently Ian couldn't figure out how to add the date as part of the previous level.

2:59 - Solid chooses the level "A First Fun Date". The description reads, "This is a fun level, most suitable for (Straight) Couples. Although there IS a a route for the single without a date. Happy Valentines Day, 2009, from Christian Weston Chandler. ;)"

3:15 - Kacey dances for about 16 seconds while the level loads.

3:41 - Ian struggles to navigate the sackpeople out of the house at the beginning.

3:47 - The lighting suddenly turns dark and ominous as the two exit the building.

4:10 - Ian wastes 23 seconds getting both characters up a slide, having obvious difficulty the whole time.

4:13 - They enter a playground.

4:28 - Ian tries to push Kacey in a swing, but struggles too much with controlling both characters and she falls out.

4:52 - They finally get out of the playground, approaching a roller coaster. A sign is the background appears to read "COUPLES" at the beginning; the rest is basically illegible at this resolution combined with the ominous lighting.

5:14 - Perhaps knowing he will attempt to touch her inappropriately, Kacey opts for a separate car, and the rocket-powered roller coaster takes off .

5:27 - After a short ride that is far too complex for Ian to have produced it himself (as evidence by the fact that not all the parts of it match up, since he had to compensate for the original pieces' design in comparison to what he was trying to create), the pair finish their roller coaster ride.

5:39 - Taking almost as much time to get off as the actual ride lasted, Ian and Kacey enter a room adorned with a big heart.

6:06 - They just stand there for a while. The room is revealed to be an elevator, and it lowers them to ground level.

6:11 - They approach a sign that seems to say "Little Petit Cafe"

6:15 - A skeletal waiter (actually a Butler from the story mode) greets Ian and Kacey, "Ah, Moseiur, Chandler! We have the table ready for you and your Lovely Woman. Right this way." Just as a reminder, this level was originally made for Valentine's day 2009, when Ian was obviously all alone.

6:27 - Ian and Kacey approach a table, where a large, homophobic candle appears to begin talking to them, "Sit, Converse, Eat. Enjoy each other's company, you (Straight) Lovebirds."

6:34 - A nearby patron says, "Single? Pull a lever behind table."

6:43 - Ian and Kacey hop onto the chairs, which have large buttons on them, activating a switch.

6:57 - Nothing appears to happen. The Kacey sackperson hops across the table to join Ian, and manages to burn her ass on the homophobic candle on the way.

7:05 - Ian and Kacey leave the restaurant, with their wanton button-pressing dissolving the back wall. The lights dim, with stars hanging in the sky.

7:26 - After walking down a long, largely featureless pathway, Ian and Kacey approach a facsimile of the house from earlier.

8:02 - Again, Ian struggles to navigate through the house that he himself built. Exasperated of the man-child's antics, the Kacey Sackgirl sits down and waits impatiently for him to figure out how to work a flight of stairs.

8:08 - Ian finally gets to the second story, but it's a three story house.

8:24 - After getting his own Sackboy through the maze of the house, it's finally Kacey's turn to brave the labyrinth.

8:31 - Even when controlled by Ian directly, Kacey remains much more capable, easily navigating Ian's made geometry.

8:43 - Level Complete!

8:49 - Kacey stomps Ian in the points race, capturing 90% of the level's points for herself. A crowd cheers and confetti bursts as Ian stands with a stupid grin.

9:02 - For whatever reason, Ian doesn't just cut out the video there.

9:19 - Ian navigates both sackpeople until they're standing next to each other. He turns their heads to look at each other, but Sack-Ian immediately just stares at Kacey's tits.

9:27 - After 8 more seconds of awkward silence, the video just ends.

==See also==
*[[CWC is Angry|Another gunman video]]
* [[Sonichu Special 4]]

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11042009 51 50

2010-11-24T14:51:38Z

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'''11042009 51 50''' is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] claims to perform fifty-one [[Wikipedia:Biceps curl|biceps curls]] of two 50-pound (23 kg) [[honor roll|(by his estimate)]] boxes of soda while wearing his ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' T-shirt. The average human can lift their own body weight; A twelve-pack of soda weighs about 10.5 lb (5 kg) <ref>[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_12-pack_of_canned_soda_weigh]</ref>. It is unknown if Chris can, or has attempted to, lift more than 21 pounds, but seeing that [[WeighIn|he weighs about 200-225 lbs.]] and is almost incapable of this simple exercise, he certainly lacks the strength of the average man.

Chris uses improvised dumbbells to display [[I AM STRONG|his strength]] once more. Any intelligent person could buy a decent set of weights for $20 or less (which might not be such a good idea for Chris, since he'd probably injure himself actually trying to lift fifty pounds), but Chris isn't about to waste his [[monthly tugboat]] on something that could actually improve his life or health in any real way. It should be noted that his technique is horrible and lacking a full range of muscle movement, taking away most of the strain from the arms and rendering the exercise useless. Yet, around halfway into the video, the [[Obesity|profuse sweating]] still manages to make a return in a big way. Of course, in typical CWC fashion, one of his can packs breaks and the contents spill out onto the floor.

Incidentally, "5150" also refers to an [[Wikipedia:5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold) involuntary psychiatric hold]] in California.

== Video ==
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| name = 11042009 51 50
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-0-eiwe-W14}}
| stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]
| next = [[No More Jokes]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Video seems to start in mid-sentence, Chris is holding a 12-pack of [[Wikipedia:Minute Maid|Minute Maid]] lemonade cans on his knee'']...12-pack. [''knocks on carton''] All the cans are in there. [''Turns the carton so he can read the content information''] 4.26 liters total. Estimated weight [''hefts box with his right hand, needing his left hand to support it as he does so''] unngh, I'd say [[Honor roll|over 50 pounds]] a thing.

[''Fumbles with the carton as he switches it to his left hand and holds it to his side, then uses his right hand to grab a second 12-pack of lemonade''] So now, watch this, aight?

[''Begins doing curls with the two 12-packs, counting reps for each arm aloud.'']

'''''Reps 1 through 3:''' Chris's posture is slouched forward as he lifts the cartons to shoulder height. He sways a bit from side to side with each rep.''

'''''Reps 4 through 6:''' Chris is already having difficulty lifting the cartons. He starts straining his eyes and his head rocks from side to side more.''

'''''Reps 7 and 8:''' Chris suddenly winces and arches backward as he lifts rep 7, his terrible posture giving him obvious pain. He grimaces through these reps.''

'''''Reps 9 through 11:''' He relaxes here, but he starts rocking his torso back and forth with the reps, as his arms alone are not able to pull the weight unassisted.''

'''''Reps 12 and 13:''' His swaying torso is no longer enough for these massive weights, so he starts kicking his legs a bit to help out.''

'''''Reps 14 through 17:''' Chris stops kicking his legs, but continues to rock back and forth.''

'''''Rep 18:''' Miscounts number 18 for his right arm as 19, but catches his mistake by counting his left arm as 19 twice.''

'''''Reps 20 through 31:''' Still rocking side to side and back and forth as he lifts, occasionally using his legs for assistance.''

'''''Reps 31 through 35:''' Chris's torso movement is now much more pronounced, flopping in all directions. Though his voice remains steady, his contorted face says he really hopes this will end soon.''

'''''Rep 36:''' He twists the carton in his right hand as he brings it up instead of keeping it straight, compromising the carton's structural integrity.''

'''''Rep 37:''' The inevitable happens. Chris twists the right side carton again as he lifts it and this time the carton rips and falls to his lap. He turns the box around and grips it by the other side of the hole he had been gripping it by.''

'''''Reps 38 through 44:''' Rep 38 goes smoother as he had a chance to rest while fumbling with the broken carton, but starting with rep 39, Chris is absolutely straining to bring the right side carton up to his shoulder. He twists his neck to his left each time he does so and scrunches his face tightly.''

''On 40, two cans fall out of the damaged box. He puts them back in and then starts on 41 for his right arm forgetting to do rep 40 for his left.''

'''''Reps 45 through 49:''' On 45, Chris twists his entire body to the left to bring the right-side carton up. This flies in the face of pretty much anyone's estimate of [[mass debating|which of his arms would be stronger]]. His following reps are a bit more relaxed, but he's still struggling mightily, especially with the right-side carton.''

'''''Rep 49:''' Another can falls out of the damaged box. Chris catches it on his lap and puts it back in the box.''

And that's not me. I am unstoppable.

'''''Rep 50:''' Chris resumes where he left off, reaching 50, which he pronounces to be "The Big Five-Oh".''

And to get around in the business sense, [''Lifts his right box high over his head''] fifty-one! [''Repeats action with his left''] And fifty...'''ONE!''' [''Sticks tongue out obscenely.''] Whaaaa! [''Places boxes on the ground''] What a workout!

[''Chris's face is completely drenched with sweat, he flashes a double thumbs-up, then flexes.''] I'm Strong '''NNNNGH'''! [''Approaches camera''] So ther- [''Video ends mid-word.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[A Workout]]
*[[A Hike]]
*[[WeighIn]]
==References==
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11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You

2010-11-24T14:47:58Z

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"'''11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You'''" is a 6 [[November 2009]] video in which the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] apologizes for behavior towards his sweetheart [[Kacey]]'s father with an emotional speech. It seems that the [[Father Call|discussion they had together previously over the phone]] didn't go very well. Ian also proclaims an undying, eternal love for Kacey, even though she's apparently only been his [[troll|girlfriend]] for a little over a week.

In an attempt to infuriate yet another rock group's fan-base, Ian used REO Speedwagon's 1984 power ballad [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_5:_.234|"I Can't Fight This Feeling"]] as background music, while he fakes emotion in a desperate bid to get [[Fuck quest|sex]]. The music drowns out Ian's declarations of love for large portions of the video. Also, his [[medallion]] is missing, thus, his feelings are not TRUE and HONEST. Also, note that despite his whining, there are no actual tears, as Kacey [[Kacey and Liquid Call|later]] observes.

He occasionally refers to himself in the plural "us", or "we". One would think he might be talking about himself and Kacey, but the points he mentions are really only applicable to himself. This is possibly a renewed manifestation of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|split personalities]].

== Video ==
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| stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]
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| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{RedStripeShirt|text}}
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| next = [[CWC is sad]]
}}
{{Quote|I stay sane most of the time.}}
===Transcript===
[''Dramatic [[glasses]] removal, background music starts playing'']

[[Kacey]], I'm sorry about the way I did... with your father last night. Yeah, could—yeah, I realize that I could have been more respectful, and said [''salutes''], "Yes, sir"... and just stick with that. And I realize now that, some of the things he talked to me about, told—talked down to me about, were like, yeah, definitely things I should be working on. And I promise, I will get an office job. And I will make efforts to move out of my house, even though I'll probably end up with this house inheriting it.

But, anyway, [''closes eyes''] Kacey, I—I love you so much I care about you. You just ma-ma-make me feel so sad—make me feel so that... Phone call where... [''[[Stress sigh|Sighs]], then squints, as though starting to tear up.''] you—you went and said some of the things your father said. Those shots with words... made me cry. [''voice breaks''] I'm not afraid to cry in front of you. If I have tears I w—I... we—we have... shed them, and we shed them in front of you. It's... it's very hard.... You just made me feel so sad that I cried. Made that phone call there.

Kacey I need you. I need you. I love you. You're the best thing in my—you're the best thing in my life. The best person that's ever come into my life. You know that more than I do. You cared about our health and well-being. And I cared about you that much, as well, but, you put more—you gave me advice that I... heed—that I have thought—that I have heeded. And I am... taking the steps to wake up and get myself more stronger and healthier for you. But it's like, you know, if you—but then it's like, if you end up going back to the [[CChanSonichuCWC|other Chris]] and—[''sigh''] I don't know, it just feels like I would have done [[fuck quest|all that work for nothing]]. I need you Kacey. I care about you so much. I just can't fight the feeling. [''Sudden volume increase, sounds almost angry''] I love you! I love you! I need you.

Please don't leave me. Please don't be mad at me. I made mistakes. But I'm... but a [[List of Chris's lies|man admits when he is wrong]]. And I was wrong in the way I acted last night. I'm sorry I hurt—I was very very sorry I hurt your feelings.

I'd be very—I would feel terribly sad if you went back to—back to the other Chris. Please, don't leave me. [''Raises voice''] I love you! I love you! Kacey, I love you! Please don't—please come back. Don't leave me.

And you need—and you need me—and you need me, as well, because, I am an [[Honest Content|honest]] and [[Vanessa Saga|very loyal]] person. And, unlike that—unlike that other Chris, I don't [[Chris and anger|go all that crazy]]. I stay sane most of the time, and, even when I try to [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|act crazy]] [''Something resembling either a chuckle or a sob'']... that lame—those are pretty much lame attempts.

Anyway... anyway I, uh—you know me; I am very—[[I AM STRONG|I am strong]], and I am strong-willed. I would do whatever I could, in my [[power]], for you. Everything. It's my—my—everything I can, within my power. And I... and I will hold onto my promises, just all the other things came up, and—but—but I don't need excuses. It's not about excuses. I'm gonna uphold my promises, Kacey. And I don't want you to leave me, please. I love you. And I need you. I'll talk to you later, probably. I pray. [''Video abruptly ends'']

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CWC is Sad

2010-11-24T14:46:32Z

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"'''CWC is sad'''" (officially "'''11112009'''") is a video uploaded on 10 [[November 2009]] in which Solid Chris ([[Ian Brandon Anderson]]) cries over the marriage of [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]], showing an intense amount of [[stress]]. He's also understanding and calm, which is quite strange considering he had just recently drawn a comic explicitly depicting himself [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting his unarmed romantic rival]] barely days before. This is obviously an attempt at sympathy from Kacey. The effect is somewhat ruined when Ian gets her name wrong at the end, calling her "Katey".

It would seem Ian has done something to fix his [[PSEye]], as the reduced picture quality is more in line with the videos filmed with that camera rather than the one he started using in [[For Kacey II]], and only an occasional skip is heard in the audio. He is also wearing the same shirt that he drew himself wearing in [[Sonichu Special 4]], which was leaked on 8 November 2009. Given [[Chris and health|Solid Chris's hygiene]] and the events of the preceding several days, it's not entirely out of the question that he wore that shirt for almost a week.

Note that Ian prefaces this video by saying that Kacey hung up on him before he could tell her any of this. If he is referring to the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], then the reality of the situation is that he hung up on Kacey moments before she could officially break up with him, like the dickless loser he is.

When it first appeared, many trolls wondered whether this video might be a sign that Ian had finally been "broken." As it turned out, this was not to be the case, for a contrived moment of pure luck was enough to give Ian's [[Heart level|shattered heart]] a speedy recovery, and Ian popped up on YouTube again just [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a day later]] with a copyright certificate for ''[[Sonichu]]'', showing no signs that his breakup with Kacey had any lasting effect.

== Video ==

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| Stardate = 10 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] DangerStripe
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===Transcript===
[''close up on Ian's face, which reveals that his expression is grim, and he [[sigh]]s before beginning to speak'']

Well, Kacey, I... just letcha know... because you hung up when I was, was trying to say it....

[''a short intake of breath: he is trying not to cry'']

I'm sorry for hurting you and mistreating you, but, this, is a lot, it's some...—I's...mixed it with honest truth... uhh.. but, you know, it's fine....

[''Ian chokes back another sob'']

If you feel that [[CChanSonichuCWC|your Chris]] will make you happy, it's fine. Congratuwations on your wedding. I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world. [''sob''] I'll say... I'll say a prayer for you, for a lovely wedding and a safe honeymoon....

[''Ian sniffles repeatedly, followed by several sighs, obviously on the verge of breaking down'']

At least I... I care about you, Kacey. You mean...a lot to me. [''sniffle''] For more...[[China|more than just a friend]]. You have every right to be happy.

[''another long pause, sniffles, sighs'']

I guess I'll see you around, or hear or talk to you again or...... I guess.

[''Ian sings briefly.'']

"It's another day..."

But anyway, take care of yourself. Stay safe. God bless you. You're a sweet gentle caring person, tender loving care, [[Fail|Katey]]. I love you.

[''Ian looks up and away, and the video ends.'']

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Red Letter CWC Certified Day

2010-11-24T14:44:40Z

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[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|TRUE and ORIGINAL copyright of a TRUE and ORIGINAL character]]

'''11122009 Red Letter CWC Certified Day''' is a video uploaded on 12 [[November 2009]] in which [[Chris]] proudly displays the certificate of his registration of the name, "[[Sonichu]]", which he received in the mail earlier that day. He is extremely jubilant and smug in this video, in stark contrast to 11 November's [[CWC is Sad]] in which he (''supposedly'') wept over the loss of [[Kacey]]. This is Chris's first [[Captain's Log]] since mid [[October 2009|October]].

Despite him having registered [[Sonichu]], it still stands that if he tries to publish anything ''Sonichu''-related, he will be in trouble. The comics themselves contain content that is already copyrighted, and the abortion that is Sonichu would be EXTREMELY hard to defend in a court of law, due to being confusingly similar to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

Nevertheless, Chris waves the certificate as proof that he is the [[CChanSonichuCWC|TRUE and HONEST CWC]]. The resilience of his ego remains astonishing. Even after the sustained stress inflicted by the drama with Kacey and Liquid Chris, one piece of paper is all it takes to confirm that he is right, the trolls are wrong, and he is back on his way to a successful career as a comic artist/game designer/genius auteur. This proves that either Chris's spirit is indomitable or that he cared so little about Kacey that the loss of their relationship meant nothing to him. [[Ego|Guess which.]]

Also notable is that the [[Medallion of Fail]] has made its less-than-triumphant return, suggesting that a number of the previous videos were not TRUE and HONEST. (It's more likely, however, that Chris simply forgot about the medallion rule during that period of time.)

The video features another demonstration of Chris's ignorance of the national anthem. He appears to be attempting a bastard hybrid of "Hail to the Chief" and "My Country, 'Tis of Thee", but, whatever it is, it bears no resemblance whatsoever to "The Star-Spangled Banner." His complete ignorance of American patriotic songs was [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|heard before in this video]].

'''SPOILER:''' Registering a fan character won't get you [[china]].

== Video ==
{{quote|IT IS OFFICIAL, Y'ALL! So, you Damn, Dirty Trolls Can Suck Your Own "[[Pickle|IT]]"! (:D}}
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| Saga = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
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=== Transcript ===
[''Chris is in a perky mood. He is once again sporting his [[medallion]] and [[pedo-glasses]]. The video is very jittery and has lots of audio skips.'']

Ah, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate November 12, 2009. It's now time for fan mail—well, not much fan mail, as it is, but a little something from the Virginia Library of Congress!

[''He holds an envelope up to the camera, with a return address from the United States Copyright Office.]

Let's take a look inside, shall we?

[''The camera wobbles wildly as Chris fumbles with the envelope. His pair of [[Plush Breasts]] is briefly visible.'']

Hm, whaddaya know? [''Removing glasses''] All the [[trolls]] have been lying after all! They have no registration.

[''He holds the "Certificate of Registration" up to the camera.'']

Read it and weep! Hm. But anyway, the signature, the seal, and a registration number...and the titles, and everything, this will be scanned and uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] today! So, ha! Middle finger to you, you damn trolling bastards!

[''He flips the bird at the camera.'']
[[Image:Ianfuckfail.jpg|thumb|How does one [[fail]] at showing the middle finger?]]
You can die and rot in hell, [[Clyde]]! You too, [[CChanSonichuCWC|Chris]]. Sorry, Kacey, but...that son of a bitch ain't got nothin' now. Oh, also, something else, you know?

[''He waves the letter around in front of the camera some more.'']

Front... and back! Information!

[''He points his index finger at...something.'']

So there! I am a true, I am the true, I am the man! I am the real creator! I am...Christian Weston Chandler, first name Christopher, Spanish nickname Ricardo, of [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. In the United States of America.

[''He performs a half-assed Cub Scout salute and begins singing, very badly.'']

"Hail thee, to the president, by gah-[''presumably trying to figure the word while saying it; video skips'']her 'tis of thee..." Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!

So everybody have a good day. And more stuff is to come, so keep it [''video skips''] and praying and that you will get it. Have a great day.

== Remixes ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Has just been revoked
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KeCnTMpFqkE}}
| Stardate = 12 November 2009
| Maker = IBAClydeCash
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and copyright]]

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14 November 2009

2010-11-24T14:42:48Z

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In "'''14 November 2009'''" (officially "'''11142009'''"), Chris announces that he has fulfilled his promise to upload a [[Sonichu]] [[comic]] to [[CWCipedia]], denies that he has any ads on Craigslist, demands to be put in contact with the people who run Craigslist, and claims he has someone on the inside who knows [[Clyde Cash]]'s personal information.

His remarks concerning Craigslist may have been inspired by an ad posted to the Charlottesville Craigslist site, claiming that a huge collection of video games, electronics, and other items was being liquidated at [[14 Branchland Court]]. The ad did not include an e-mail address or phone number, but advised would-be buyers to simply drive up and make a deal. Whether anyone actually came by Chris's house to try and relieve him of his possessions isn't clear. The ad was quickly flagged and deleted from the site.

Once again, Chris's [[Plush Breasts|pair of fake tits]] makes a conspicuous appearance, this time in the lower left corner of the shot.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==

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| name = 14 November 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CiFC4zl8Hec}}
| stardate = 14 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style =
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| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| previous = [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]
| next = [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris stands a medium distance from the camera, wearing his [[medallion]] and displaying the [[Amnyfest Ring]]'']

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: November 14th, 2009.

Alright, well just a couple things—just a couple quickie things to update about. I will hold true to my promise, and dr—and, uh, upload it—upload a page at least—more if I feel like it in a day—on a daily basis on [[CWCipedia]], starting today. The, uhh, pit—the current page for today will have been uploaded by time this video is up and onto the CWCi—onto the CWCipedia.

And, uhh, let's see... secondly, there—I—I currently and have not had, any ads on ''Craiglist'', se—for selling anything, or honoring anything, at the time. So... anybody who sees such ads that, uhh, pertain to, uhh, my home address, my home phone number, my or my mother and my father's names, please flag it as... spam... or... something-like-that, 'cuz it's fake-at-the-time. Unless I say s—unless I say it's specifisly—specifically say it's legit, on the CWCipedia or here on this [[YouTube]] account, do not believe it. And, also, my father—I would like the, uhh, phone number for, uhh, to get in contact with the people behind Craigslist, so that we can straighten-out that mess and prevent... frauds.

And, also, final—on the final note, [[Clyde Cash]], I'm getting your information! I'm coming after you, man. I'm getting your information. I have... a person on the inside. So you bes—so, you best fal—you just fall back. Get off the Internet. Stay off the Internet. ''Son [of] a bitch!''

[''he flips the bird at the camera'']

And, uhh, just a reminder [''curls his fingers into the [[Claw of Fail]]'']: I hold name [[copyright]]—[[Lies|''legitimate''!]]—just as I have said in my recent video. And p—and the paperwork's on the CWCipedia, ''with the envelope'', from the Virginia Library of Congress.

So, anyhow, I'll leave that with everyone—err, that with y'all, and y'all have a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.

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{{Captain's Log}}

CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation

2010-11-24T14:41:18Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

The '''CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation''' is a set of videos that [[Chris]] released in hopes of selling the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] franchise to investors. Note that "Personal Sonichu Presentation" can be shortened to [[PSP]].

Chris imagines that he is speaking directly to "businesspeople" who might back the commercial development of Sonichu. In the first video, he delivers a brief history of his character's creation, and also displays a few Sonichu-related objects in addition to his comics and his famous medallion, including crude clay sculptures of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and a "[[Sonic]] versus Sonichu" racing board game. He concludes by claiming that he plans to complete between 50 and 100 Sonichu comics in his lifetime (if Chris keeps up his pace as of late 2009, he will have reached the minimum goal in 2029, when he'd be 47-48 years old, living alone and still a perverted virgin man-child, [[Chris and Health|if he's lucky enough to still be living]]).

The second video is substantially less coherent. Chris loses the plot as far as attempting to sell his character and settles down to narcissistic wallowing in his supposed personal achievements and his fantasies of a vast international Sonichu fandom. He spends several minutes showing off fan art submitted by [[trolls]], all of which is unsurprisingly far better than anything Chris himself could ever dream of drawing. He also seems to have revived his old dreams of a [[Pokémon]] video game or trading card expansion starring Sonichu, which suggests he has forgotten the conclusion of the [[Miyamoto Saga]] or managed to actively push those events out of his mind.

Perhaps his most impressively deluded fantasy involves the prospect of a Sonichu animated series. He believes that [[Sony]] would be interested in developing the show, that the [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]] would be interested in broadcasting the show, and that he would direct and star as the voice of himself and Sonichu. (He briefly shows off his "Sonichu voice," an almost indistinguishably higher-pitched version of his normal voice.)

As usual, Chris displays a shocking lack of awareness concerning the actual commercial viability of his character. (Hint: it has none.) He also, once again, fails to realize that giving out your home address, home phone number, mobile phone number, and other key bits of personal information in a video that's publicly available on [[YouTube]] is not such a hot idea.

In addition to uploading the videos to YouTube, Chris also made a page for these presentations on the [[CWCipedia]]. He also attempted to upload the follow-up PowerPoint presentation videos, but failed, possibly because either the video files were corrupt or he actually thought .ppt files were video files compatible with YouTube.

==Video==

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| Stardate = 23 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] Classic
| previous = [[14 November 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation#Part 2|CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation Part 2]]
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===Transcript===
[''The song ''Sonic Boom'' is playing on the PS3 behind Chris, at times loud enough to make Chris hard to understand.''] Mmm. HELLO, w—hello there muh-business people! Welcome to world of [[CWCville]], Virginia, [''Chris fidgets with his [[Medallion of Fail]]''] and the world of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. My name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] of [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], [[14 Branchland Court]], ZIP code 22968. And, uh, my home phone number is (434) 990-0198, my cell phone being 760-0848.

Anyway, I am here today to talk to you about d—revolutionary geh—leviloutionary lil' character that WILL [''jump cut''] pah, uh—will make a lot of [[money]], because he's already been innernet-famous fer about 20—fer almost 10 years now. [''pulls out a [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu binder]] and holds it up to the camera''] His name is Sonichu. The l'il, real Electric Hedgehog [[Pokémon]] right here. [''points to Sonichu on cover of [[Sonichu 0|Issue 0]], then starts to put away the binder''] You'll find out more about him. You can learn more about him and read [''holds the binder back up to the camera''] the comic books—comic book pages I've written—I've drawn and written so far [''puts the binder away this time''] on [[CWCipedia]], which, uh, the address to that would be next to this [[YouTube]] video in da details.

Anyway, we are here t—t—anyway yeah. His or—his origin is basically... yeah, first off, uh, we have to c—look at the—my big BOOK here. [''pulls out a different, giant binder''] Look how big that book is. So thick, I had to get ANOTHER BOOK. [''hefts a second equally huge binder''] Heh. [''sets second binder down'']

Anyway, [''sets giant binder down and opens it''] it all s—[''video skips''] Anyway, uh... upon the cre—uh, upon the physical—upon the mental creation of Sonichu, it originally came to me, because, for one—for a computer graphics class back in high school, I had to create a CD cover for... [''wipes his forehead with his sleeve''] a CD that's, uh, was not to be sold anywhere, but, anyway. Made for fun, but—so, I drew up a...—a—this—this CD cover right here [''holds up a binder page showing [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''] and this—this—this was Sonichu's first a—forst official appearance. Front and back on the ins—on the insert. If, anyway, uh, basically, [''video skips''] the—uh, the idea came to me, like, you know, yeah, I wanted to use Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu on the cover of my CD, but they're both copyrighted characters, and previously-copyrighted characters were not allowed. So, uh, after lunch, uh, during that same day, in da [[Manchester High School]] with my teacher Miss Naelie Chalifoux, thank'a very much, I have...—it just dawned upon me, with, uh, merging together, in combination of the two, and then Sonichu was born.

Now that and then [[homos|in da but]] storywise, he was born—he—he was born amidst the, uh, s—sitcha—situation in Station Square whereas portray—previous portrayed in the ''Sonic Adventure'' game, available on Dreamcast and Nintendo GameCube. Ay—yeah, but during the battle, the Chaos Monster, Super Sonic, ran into a spystanding Pikachu and, uh, transformed in—into Sonichu... as that was also—as the origins also described in the ''Number Zero'' book on the—on the CWCipedia.

[''reaches for glasses, then reconsiders and wipes his forehead with his arm'']

Now, the, uhh...—now, Sonichu's appeal—Sonichu and Rosechu's appeal: yeah, mainly, the, uhh, appeal was... t—aimed towards children... and, uhh, there was the start of the books, there. We got little toys here, I put togetter. Even a—even a board game, where we put the boards... right here. Sonic vs. Sonichu, a little racing-type game, but it's a l'il—it's a little bit Monopoly-style, with game ca—with, uhh, cards that you pick up... uhn, and shortcuts. Anyway, that is, uhh, part of the, uhh, merchandising thing that I plan on branching out with... in the world of Sonichu, eventually. As, uhh, p—as portrayed—as previously-mentioned in a YouTube video, I have the official registration copyright of Sonichu... and Rosechu and the C-uh-CWCville, in my—in my own name, and that—and that is also accessible on the CWCipedia: the scan of that... actual piece of paper that came from the Virginia Library of Congress.

[''opens binder and sighs'']

Anyway, yeah, I got a ''whole'' bunch of history here. All my history. It comes, like, you know, from creation... with, uhh...—to making, uhh, to a whole bunch of stories, and whatnot...—and even, uhh, made a title(?)... for it in my [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], which was, uhh—which I believe I told Nintendo of America about... in a previous letter or two. Anyway, yeah, it was—it was very—it was very lucrative, and... we do plan on branching out even on DVD, of, like, on my live DVD that's called [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|''CWC... Christian Weston Chandler... That's Me. Yep, I'm on TV!'']] Uhh, C-''Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on TV!'' That's the name of the DVD. So, if it comes out on DVD, I hope to get it on... Blu-ray, as well. And, also, I've created the, uhh—a couple of Sonich—a, uhh, level S—for Sonichu, on ''[[Little Big Planet]]'', Sony—on Sony [[PlayStation 3]]... which, uhh, is called "Sonichu Episode 0". You can look it up; my [[PSN]] ID is ''Sonichu'': S-o-n-i-c-h-u. ...Anyway, e—e—following this, uhh, video... there will be a... video where, uhh... it will be presented live from my PC: a PowerPoint presentation that can better describe... the situation. Anyway, with the count of books, I plan—I plan on drawing, at least, in my lifetime, hopefully, between fifty to a hundred books.

==Part 2==

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===Transcript===
[''Picking up where the first video left off.'']

By which, uh, definitely more will be a re—a ra—around Sonichu, after I, which I have dubbed myself the [[CWCville|Mayor of CWCville]], in this glorious shopping, this glorious two-story shopping mall, ah, that is glorious. I actually have, uh, plans that I have, uh, made in Computer Aided Drafting and Design, which I will present through this video, near the end of it—near the end of this video.

[''He begins flipping through a thick three-ring binder.'']

Anyway, yeah, got a whooole bunch of stuff here. Yeah, we can definitely franchise 'n' all this, you know. Even ideas of a ''Pokémon: Lightning Version'', where players can catch Sonichu and Rosechu in the wild, even breeding them to make the other individual Electric Hedgehog characters that are—have been portrayed in the book, such as Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy, and Magi-Chan, among others that have also been created as well, due—due—due to, you know, processes of the evolution stones, and daytime/nighttime evolutions, friendship, all that good stuff. All in the—the files here, including their little baby forms Sonee and Rosey, to evolutions from original Sonichu and Rosechu....

[''He displays the Sonichu and Rosechu figures again.'']

...Metonic and Vamprosa. Those characters are also featured on the CWCipedia. At least on Sonichu's page; I'm planning on making a page for Rosechu herself on that note. But, anyway, This—this—this Sonichu franchise, it has a biiig number of fans. I even have a number of fan submissions. Like, this here is a draw—is a piece of fan art that came from a girl I knew in Australia.
[[Image:SonichuCover10.jpg|thumb|right|PandaHalo's fanart, which serves as the cover of [[Sonichu 10]].]]
[''He holds up the picture, presumably from [[PandaHalo]], to the camera.'']

And that's a postcard sent from her, right there. She, uh, also, uh, created a Sonichu and Rosechu that's featured in the ''Number Nine'' book I'm currently drawing. They go by the name of [[Chloe]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu|Blazebob]].

[''Chris turns around the file revealing another piece of art.'']

Anyway, also, on the flip side of this page is from somebody else. It's possibly the best Sonichu fan art ever. Look at that. That's gonna be the cover of the, uh, the first book that's just based on Sonichu, which'll definitely be after ''Number Ten''...

[''He turns around the picture to display Panda's image.'']

...which this one will be the cover of.

[''He looks at the other image again.'']

Hm. This one came from, uh, "Zorah Q. Zowild," that's his YouTube name. Yeah, also, you know, I've received fan art in the snail mail, those are printed off the internet. Like this lovely one.
[[Image:AllisonSonichuRosechu.jpg|thumb|"And from that, you know, that's, you know, she could have done a little better like, you know, like Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her"]]
[''He holds up a drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu in formal wear.'']

That came from, uh, that came from a lovely woman named Allie, in Sun Valley, California. Thank you. Thank you very much. And from that, you know, that's, you know, she could have done a little better like, you know, like Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her. But, still, drew my own version of it.

[''He holds up a crude imitation of the previous drawing.'']
[[Image:CWCsEloquateSonichuandRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's "superior" version of Allie's drawing.]]
Heh, heh. Isn't that fun? Oh, of course, local art, in Charlottesville, an art—an artist did a caricature of me.

[''He turns around the file to display the caricature.'']

I included that in the ''Number Nine'' book on a billboard.

[''He holds up one more piece of art.'']

Here's another fun piece of fan art. It comes from, uh... B.C. Uh, okay, I can't, uh, Vancouver, B.C. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. [[Chris_and_reality|Very famous. Very, very famous.]] Yep. Uh, this one's just a fan letter from a... from a [[BlueSpike|Julie in Ohio]].

[''He holds up an image, but the high contrast of his video renders it impossible to make out.'']

Here's a little piece of fan art from a, uh, from someone who's possibly, uh, Japanese. Who lives in Virginia. And also, recently, this guy here, uh, Jason Darling...thank you very much; I got your package.

[''He holds up a folder of photographs.'']

He made a replica of my [[medallion]], which in them, which, you know, this one here is the original that I made myself from my own hands, from Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paints. In the comic books this allows me to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu. Which, that is described in the comic book pages as reposed in the CWCipedia. Also sent me a pack of Maple Story cards, so again, thank you Jason. I appreciate your encouragement, as well as everybody else's. Anyway, uh... hmm... yeah, I picked up a—also received a fan CD from a—from a, uhh... BK Jones in Texas. Oh, here's anutter—here's anutter fun one that's recent. Look at this envelope. Isn't that... cute? That's fun. And then they did a computer art... over there. This came all the way from... Portland... Oregon, I believe it is. And, uhh, I got various other... fan letters in—in this page. Uhh, I'd pull 'em out, but, you know, they're in—I just left them in their envelopes. Nope, fan art dere.

But, anyway, also, aside from that, uhh... I have definitely—I have definitely made a set of trading—'kay, this is my [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon trading cards]]... which I, uhh, used—which I keep at home for art's sake. A whole heck—got, like—whole—a ''whole lot'' of them here. This could definitely branch out... And a very ''profitable'' thing, both for between Nintendo and Sega, and also with Son—also possibly with Sony, with, uhh—you know, with the a—also with, uhh, the anime show that maybe—maybe Cartoon Network and their people could help me out on... eh, when tha—when that TV show gets run. Where I'll voic—where I will be happy to—where I will be the ''director'', and I will be voicing myself as Sonichu. Listen to the difference: okay, this is me, Christian Weston Chandler, and this will be Sonichu: [''clearly taking after [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEIpeZFUnJE George] by not changing his voice whatsoever''] Hey, Rosechu! Let's go out and zap to the extreme! We got some bad guys to defeat! Come on, let's go! Yeah!

[''quietly musing over his own amazing degree of fail''] Hmm... odd, but... [''recovered from the shock, back at normal volume''] anyway, uhh, running low on time. Uhh, just a couple of, uhh, other things of interest: uhh, Sonichu was also previously featured in May, 2004, in this issue of ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine, in "The Crossing Quarterly"... with a, uhh, submission from my ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' game—for Nintendo GameCube, currently also available in—in other titles on DS and Nintendo Wii. And, also, uhh—and, shortly after that, it was featured... in a newsletter at the Piedmont Virgi—at the local [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]... among, uhh, other... published things. Also, uhh, when the, uhh, Sonic website was owiginawwy—was just CWCSonichu site, I had my own [[Sonichu's News Dash|News Dash newsletters]]. That lasted a short while... Hmm. Actually, uh, yeah, but any—yeah, but, anyway, everybody knows on the CWCipedia, so....

[''sigh'']

Anyway, here: I'll show you the, uhh, just the, uhh, whole layout of the CWCville Shopping Center. I actually have all these... printouts from... my... [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and cla—cla—Computer-Aided Drafting and Design classes]], but this is the last one, right before I graduated from Piedmont Virginia College. hen my degree and certificate in Commu—Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. It's very—it's very good. I mean, I would just imagine this in real life. It would even have a Pokémon Center in there, like the one in New York used to have, before it turned into a Nintendo World, USA. It shoulda stayed a ''Pokémon Center''! Now, that was definitely better appeal than just... Nintend—than just Nintendo, even though, yes, Nintendo... has the rights and everything, but... it was ''the Pokémon Center''! I mean... le—if the CWC—if the CWCville Shopping Center does get built... let's agree to put a Pokémon Center in it. And it has a Mayor's Office... right here, above the... front of—up above the main front entrance of the building... which is as portrayed in the comic book series. Aaand a whole buncha... other stuff I have, uh, here. It's just side-...stuff from... my... life, and whatever.

Anyway, uhh... uhh, pretty much, uhh, take care of it for, uhh, this par—for this portion of the, uhh, video, [''removes glasses''] so the next video to follow this one will be the... [''taps table''] PowerPoint presentation, so I will be reading audioly—I will be reading from that and pointing the camera toward the PC, [''quietly and unconfidently''] thank you. [''gives a half-assed Cub Scout salute'']

So... to Nintendo and Sega and Sony and all the other companies interested in... franchising with me here: [''gives another half-assed Cub Scout salute''] I await your call to my home phone... number or my cell phone.

Thank you very much, and have a [''gives ANOTHER half-assed [[Chris's mannerisms|Cub Scout salute]]''] ''pleasant day''!
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu Powerpoint

2010-11-24T14:38:10Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

'''Sonichu Powerpoint''' is a two-part video series of Chris delivering his PowerPoint presentation on [[Sonichu]], ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]''. The fact that he was trying to court major companies with a presentation that was almost a year old did not apparently occur to Chris, nor did the fact that filming a computer screen with a shaky, hand-held camera would look pretty unprofessional. These videos are intended to complement the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] videos.

==Part 1==
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| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} [[Comic]]
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]
| next = [[Sonichu Powerpoint#Part 2|Sonichu Powerpoint Part 2]]
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===Transcript===
Presenting the PowerPoint presentation of the ''Sonichu Chronicles''! This is the, uh, background logo for—that was originally on the CWC's second Pokésite, which then spun off to Soni—Sonichu Site. Wr—Drawn by me, Christian Weston Chandler, 19 February 2004, updated more recently within this year. All Sonichu and Rosechu materials copyrighted by me... [''Smug singsong voice''] with my proof on the CWCipedia!

[''Slide changes to an image of Sonichu and Rosechu making out. Rosechu's panties are visible''] Zoooop! Yay! [''Weird nasal voice''] L'il romance.

[''Slide changes to cover of Sonichu 9''] Mm, yes, the good cover of ''[[Sonichu 9|Number 9]]''!

[''Slide changes again, this time to "Sonichu's beginnings. The original CD case is shown.''] Sonichu's beginnings: What started an idea for a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover in a computer graphics project]] eventually grow and grow and grow into his own dividual—individual character—stories and more friends and enemies among the way! [[Chris and music#A Capella|Dun dun duuun]]! On the faithful day of 17 March 2000, I wanted to feature on my favorite hits CD lifelong hero Sonic the Hedgehog and cute, newer character Pikachu, but copyrighted characters were prohibited from the project, so, in my mind, I pondered and pondered and hit me visually: Sonic and Pikachu combined! As for his name, well—''rumored'' to be a comparison to—combination of Sonic and Pikachu. That was not the case! I originally played the name from Sonic's Japanese name "Sonniku"! The very first thing I drew before the CD cover was a private, never-played [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|homemade Pokémon trading card]] on that very same day. I made a bunch of homemade trading cards, [[Card_games#Custom_cards|only for my own personal fun and art]]. [''Card slides into view''] Dah-da daaaa! That's it, the very first one ever drawn.

[''Chris fiddles with the camera for a few moments, zooming in and out of the card. Eventually, it is replaced with an image of Sonichu and Rosechu standing in front of an American flag.''] Da da daaaa! And over the years, since 2000 to today, he grew better with my own hand-drawing styles.

[''Slide changes, the image on this slide is page 1 of Sonichu Zero.''] Granted, it is a... [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, the larger story of Sonichu and Rosechu started from the attack of the Chaos from ''Sonic Adventure''—Sega Dreamcast/Nintendo GameCube—but the concept of this outside evolution I've thought up, I've decided to go for it as the origin story. Dun da daaa!

[''Chris goes though several pages of the comic, complete with a Capella freestyle.''] Sonichu and Rosechu... [''more a Crapella''] You can read these in details on the [[CWCipedia]], which is the current CWC Sonichu and Rosechu site, officially! That is provided with the link—that is provided next to this video on YouTube. Da da da da daaa! Helps Super Sonic save the day that day. As would—and when you think about it, it is an untold chapter of one story, so it is additional, yet not major plot change.

Enter Rosechu, Sonichu's sweetheart. In the form of the first hand-drawn page of the ''Number Zero'' comic book, on 24 November 2004, I continued to create more Electric Hedgehog Pokémon ''for'' the world of Sonichu. Less than a year after Sonichu, I drew up Rosechu. Yet another parody in comparison to Amy Rose, Rosechu evolved from a female Rosechu that... fateful day.

''Major'' differences between Amy and Rosey: Amy does not have spikes on the back, the clothes are different... her headband is white, not red like Amy's, and Rosechu has a modern-girl-kind of attitude, and, lucky for her, Sonichu reall—Sonichu ''rarely'' runs away from her charms. [''Peter Griffin laugh''] And, of course, she has her electric-type attacks to boot. And don't forget the tail; that's another difference. Rosechu is a gal who will not take any abuse from a [[Chris|foe]], laying down. She is a warrior heart steady up for [[women's rights]]! Daa da-daaa! My very first Rosechu card....

The genesis of the lovehogs: again you can read these... for yourselves on the CWCipedia, but, right now, we'll skim to pictures.

And there's the first kiss between Sonichu and Rosechu. Yay!

[[Julay|Oooh]], and this one in m—in where she got really angry.

[''Empties his blowhole, and then, in an attempt to be Matthew Bellamy, warbles out a sing-song 'Mmmmm' ''] Dunn dunn-dunn dun dun! These are from—these images from from book [[Sonichu 8|number eight]]. Evolutions for the original Sonichu and Rosechu: for the idea I had of a possible Pokémon game title, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'', featuring Sonichu, I have the idea for the story beginning in my head. I have created babies for all the Sonichus and Rosechus, and evolutions for the original Sonichu and Rosechu only. This here is a [[Sonee]]... and this here is a [[Rosey]]. Sonee... plus maximum friendship equals Sonichu. And, uhh, Rosey plus maximum friendship equals Rosechu. Sonichu plus metal coat and trade equals Metonic. Rosechu plus maximum friendship and level-up at midnight hour: Vamprosa. Metonic is met—is metal and electric; Vamprosa is dark and electric... with levitatability.

This here is Black Sonichu, uhh, as known as—later to be known as Blake. He is easily explainable as the clone of Sonichu from his DNA with an accidental dose of cherry cola to change the pigment from yellow and brown to black and red.

And this is the cover of the ''[[Sonichu 1|Number One]]'' book, introducing [[Blake]]. And there's facts between the two! Under the Pokéball of [[Naitsirhc]], adopted son of Giovanni (the Team Rocket leader), Blake followed the commands of his creators (quote/unquote) until Naitsirhc would later transform into Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, the complete opposite of me, Christian Weston Chandler... and this is all complete opposites.

[''More sing-song dumbassary'']

Aaand eventually Blake would fall in love with Bubbles, and... yep, first kiss came in book number eight.

The [[Chaotic Combo]]: after a blind scientist's creation, I created five more Electric Hedgehogs edgehogs that came from the Chaos Emeralds' power, from Sonichu's fateful origin. First, we have [[Wild Sonichu]]. ...Hmm. Then we have [[Bubbles]]! Wild is grass, umm—grass/electric. Bubbles is water and electric. Oh, yeah, Wild has the ability [[Chris and English|to Chlorophyll]]. Bubbles has Volt Absorb.

[[Angelica Rosechu]]: flying/electric-type, Serene Grace ability. [[Punchy Sonichu]]: fighting/electric-type, Limber. [[Magi-chan|Magi-chan Sonichu]]: psychic and electric with Synchronize.

And with every thought that randomly popped up in my imagination, I was very likely to create a new character—er, or, given—or even given one, from amongst my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|growing—to currently massive fanbase]]. Well, of course, [[Bionic]] ''is'' my own. That was origninally created during my high school days, when I was varsity basketball manager.

In any case, it all happened in and around the city of [[CWCville]], Virginia: a grand community of men, women, and children living in peace day by day, and hard at work, a plus for the city that is smokefree and [[Long Island Iced Tea|non-alcoholic]]. Alright, one of end of the city is the [[CWCville Shopping Center]], featuring many favorite stores, as well as my Mayoral Office above the front main entrance, followed by the residential area (of houses and a few playgrounds), then the metropolis [''squeak, squeak''] where the major businesses go work in the tall skyscrapers. It is also has a beach leading to the ocean, by the big forest and mountain regions from a dormant volcano or two.

This is me, [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. [[Chris and his ego|Like in most artists, I let myself get into my work]] storywise, where, in real life, I have been [[Love Quest|in search for a woman]] to become my true [[sweetheart from ground-up]], starting as friendship. I am also the mayor of CWCville. I deal with may—my mayoral duties over WiFi with my Nintendo DS. I came up with the name of CWCville long ago, starting with the city that I built (and grew bigger, over the years) of Lego bricks pieces and people. I also later came up with the radio station [[KCWC]]. Then, I recorded some real shows for fun on some audio cassette tape—

==Part 2==
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| name = Sonichu Powerpoint, Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|jzm6NabzsY4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} [[Comic]]
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[Sonichu Powerpoint#Part 1|Sonichu Powerpoint, Part 1]]
| next = [[3 December 2009]]
}}
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===Transcript===
[''Image changes to a shopped pic of Chris standing next to [[Patti-chan]].''] Mmm, there's a good one of me and my—my dog Patti... even though that's just a redrawn version of her. [''Poorly drawn image of Chris appears.''] Dun Dun dunnnnn! Yep. [''Cover of ''[[Issue 0]]'' appears.''] Yeah, from me from real life to animation—hand-drawn cartoon... [''Drawings of interior of mayor's office appear.''] and hand-drawn capabilities growing better over time. [''Slide changes. Variety of Pokésite logos appear.''] In real life I also create a number of website starting with my Pokésite. I had taken two HTML classes, so I know the raw data on notepad, as well as Netscape Composer, HP—HTML processor. After creating Sonichu, I featured him on the Pokésite, but later decided to make the Sonichu site as a spin-off from the Pokésite. I vent—then eventually Sonichu and Rosechu grew a fanbase grew and grew, and with the true good [[trolls|fans]] came the [''voice drops in pitch''] jealous dark [[trolls]]: Internet bullies. I was hacked a number of times before, and unfortunately the Sonichu site was temporarily down, but, as soon as I got some more [[monthly tugboat|money]], I opened up a new account, with different web-hosting sites but that—that later got hacked. With new E-mail addresses I kept secret from most anyone, the family was informed. I don't know how but the trolls managed to get in there—into those things in the past, somehow. But, currently, it is the—but, currently, it is the original and official Sonichu and Rosechu site, also known as the CWCipedia.

[''Slide changes. We see poorly-drawn Chris again, and get a glimpse of the title "Chris Chan Sonichu.''] Story-wise, I describe my [[Anchuent Prophecy]], that I would take pen in hand, create a Electric Hedgehog that take the Sonichu Medallion... [''Camera spins around to focus on the [[Medallion of Fail]] hanging from Chris's neck.''] from my neck, right here! [''Camera returns to screen''] To enclose the... to enclose the darkest evil that would come out from there. This would be the transformation from me to [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. [''Image changes to Chris and Sonichu in the cave with the old man. Chris makes some background music.''] Pen in haaand.... [''Picture of the medallion appears on screen.''] Real life, I have crafted the original Sonichu medallion from Crayola Model Magic, clay, acrylic paints, key rings, superglue and a necklace. [[Chris and reality|It does not grant me any powers in real life, but it does in the comics]]. [''Another scene from the comic appears, in which Chris is considering blowing someone away. Chris blows loudly.''] Like I am able to access the attacks of some of my—about—of my Electric Hedgehogs I created. I can preform any single attack at will. It may lead there most doubt I transform into [''Image of Chris transforming into Sonichu appears, More stupid background music. After a few moments another new image appears, this one featuring Chris Chan Sonichu in a variety of poses.''] Chris-chan Sonichu! Soldier of love and [[Honest content|honesty]]! [''Image changes to a comic of Chris-chan Sonichu fighting a [[Jerkop]]. Chris provides sound effects.''] In this form, I can execute my own personal selection of attacks as a Normal/Electric—Electric-type Hedgehog Pokémon, with keen-eye ability including Mach Punch, Thunderboat and Hyper Beam. As well as—as... human as Sonichu form, I am the only being who can execute the special attack, that inflicts bad luck, extreme misfortune, with some damage to the foe, used to be called "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]", now it's called "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha"! [''Cover of issue ten slides into focus''] Chris-chan Sonichu... that is me! And I—again, this is from—this art is to be the cover of [[Sonichu 10|book number ten]], from my Australian gal-pal fan... who was—nickname was [[PandaHalo]]. [[Chris and death|She is dead now]]... [[lie|and I miss her]]. She was a great friend. Anyway... it is, yeah, fandagreat—fantastic rendition, she was my [[Sweetheart|partner]] at the time until her death.

[''Slide changes, now displaying the hand drawn Nintendo power cover.''] And, now, the gaming proposition! Let me prep this the subject with a spot of history between me and Nintendo! Dun da daaa! I had a dream! Around June 1997, I had a dream of Sonic the Hedgehog on the original Game Boy. I had written a letter to Nintendo of America suggesting to work with Sega on a Game Boy ''Sonic'' title. Basically, they said I had rocks in my head, but now look in 2001, ''Sonic Advance'' on Game Boy Advance! I pretty much foretold that outcome! [''Image changes to ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' Nintendo power cover.''] Dun dun duun. [''Image changes to the ''Animal Crossing'' feature that Chris's video appeared in.''] And this would be the article from "The Crossing Quarterly". In volume 179 (May 2004) of ''Nintendo Power''... I had been long-time subscriber. In November of before, I had videotaped a voiced-over documentary of my Sonichu and CWCville in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''—on Nintendo GameCube! I got full credit for that documentary, which is noted in lower-box right there: "Special thanks to Christian from Virginia for his Sonichu documentary."

[''Camera zooms way in, displaying a blurry mess. Chris does more background music, then changes his voice to pretend that he's in Star Trek''] Zoom in on the article!

Soon after I was feat—soon after I was featured in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]'s newsletter, ''The Forum'', for being featured in Nintendo for my Sonichu and CWCville.

[''Frontpage of The Forum is displayed, telling us that a student named Crowsey has won Prestigious Awards. The members of the CWCki wish to congratulate Crowsey for his efforts in his chosen field, and hope the years since this headline have brought him further success. Sadly, Crowsey and his daring accomplishments are soon covered by the "Meet Sonichu" article'']

"Meet Sonichu, soon featured in ''Nintendo Power'' magazine!" Also, I had later submitted a letter with high regards to a DS game, ''[[Sprung]]'', in reference to mo—momentary progress at that time. That letter appeared in this issue... with the screenshot. "Christian C., from Virginia, via the Internet." [''Note that "From Virginia" was ''not'' printed in the magazine, but scrawled in pen by Chris.'']

Now we can talk about—bit more about my current ideas for Sonichu...'s start in the video game world. Until we get ten feet off the ground on the whole thing, you may use this cover for the following ''NP—Nintendo Power'' issue that would follow... [''"The King Chris-chan Royal Anthem" is reiterated once more''] for ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu's Adventure]]'' on Nintendo GameCube, or Nintendo Wii, maybe.

My game title ideas: before, or during, the drawing of the ''Number Zero'' book, and afterwards, I came up with a few stereotype ideas for video games around Sonichu and Rosechu. Firstly, ''Sonichu's Adventure''—on Nintendo GameCube! A Christian Chandler production. First, yeah—as featured on the first eight previously-uploaded comic books, come up with that game (subject to upgrade for Wii) and maybe go multi-console—never on Xbox; hex on [[HEXBox]]! [''Thinking that he can address someone as superior to him as Miyamoto with "Mayamoto-san"''] Mayamoto-san, ugn... yeah... had a copy of my introductory ideas. Turns out that I was talking to a [[Miyamoto saga|impostor]] at that time, when I updated this.

Anyway, then, to follow, Game Boy Advance version of ''Sonichu's Adventure'', and, only on GBA: ''Pokémon: Lightning Version''. And then, much later, [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]. Would definitely go multi-console—never on HEXBox. This one'll basically be me going through my [[Stress|ordeals]] with Sonichu, Rosechu, and the rest of the Electric Hedgehogs fagging along, like in ''[[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog (video game)|Shadow of the Hedgehog]]''. I would be able to transfrom into Chris-chan Sonichu in this game. Multi-console between PS3, PS2, Nintendo Wii! Off to a zappingly-extreme, great start, uhhhhh... as rumored, it was, uhh, at the time that I updated this, uhh... Takashi Tazuka—Nintendo can correct me on this, if I am mistaken, or... verify—took—he took it upon himself, with the most-appreciated inquiry of my approval, as the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of [[CWCville]], to create a Sonichu/Rosechu video—villager for ''Animal Crossing: City Folk''... who ''now'' will be likely to zipping across ''Sonichu Crossing'', and—mind the traffic. [''Laughs as though he [[Random-access humor|made a joke]]''] As a fan of ''Animal Crossing'' since the GameCube title—could have released, uhh—could have released as a US version of Nintendo 64 title, as well as the ''Animal Crossing'' movie—I often like to quote Blathers, after going on with the expression, but I digress, so thank y'all for teaching me that expression.

Sonichu and Rosechu and CWCville: Nintendo can be—can and will be profiting big from my well-grown fanch-base, as well as Sega and Sony. I personally give good word of mouth to Nintendo systems and games included in references in my comic book series. Sonichu and Rosechu on ''Animal Crossing: City Folk'' b—would be a great raise of s—sales of Wii consoles, ''Animal Crossing: City Folk'' game discs, and the Wii Speak. Also, with me starring in the games, as the voices of both myself and the original Sonichu, and my s—my past... well... my [[sweetheart]]...-to-be as the voice of Rosechu, that there will be three less voice actors to hire. [''Ignoring that profits include creating revenue, not just cutting a portion of expenses...''] This is a great start in profits from the Electric Hedgehog that started [[Chris and his ego|humbly]] from the mind of a [[Obesity|well-rounded]], [[Chris and religion|church-going]], [[Autism|high-functioning autistic]], recovered individual. Nintendo will see good profits in the timeframe... of the game's release. Sonichu, go!

Thank you very much for you time, and I look forward to working y'all—with each of y'all in person very soon on the Sonichu Project. Peace!

My contact info.... [''Displays the contact information slide of the PowerPoint, which includes his name spelled incorrectly as "Christain", as well as listing his Wii number—you know, because a big company executive is totally going to message him on his Wii—which is 8626-5211-8387-4771'']

Thank you much, and have a safe day. Peace out!

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3 December 2009

2010-11-23T23:35:41Z

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"'''3 December 2009'''" (officially "'''12032009.MOV'''") is the video where [[Chris]] talks about uploading [[Sonichu's Edge]], and then goes on about ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' for 5 minutes. Chris also uses this pair of videos as an excuse for why there would be no new page that, seeing as running a short distance while stopping every twenty seconds is much harder.

Impressively, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This ''may'' have something to do with him being an [[Autism|HFA]] [[Obesity|fatass]]. He also thinks he was doing the acrobatic sport, when he was clearly just running around.

In another example of [[Chris and his ego|his monstrous ego]], Chris describes his running stunt as "comparable" to the trailer for the game ''Mirror's Edge''. However, the stunts in Chris's video suck and are stupid, along with not existing.

==Video==

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| name = 12032009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4oGo0d4RCHE}}
| stardate = 03 [[December 2009]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]
| next = [[Sonichu's Edge]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

[''[[sigh]]'']

[[Captain's Log]]: Stardate December 3rd, 2009

[''grunt'']

I just wanted to let you all know on this—uhh, just... on this warm day, uhh... uhh, no new page today, but it's 'cuz I did something much harder. As you will see in a video that I am currently uploading—err, will be uploading after this one... it's, uhh—I ran the downtown mall trek today... in a effor—in an effort to show how ver—how... high—how I feel about my [[Sonichu]], that I am definitely pumped up for... [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|pushin' him out into merchandise and everything]]. You might say it's comparable to ''Mirror's Edge'', the way I did it, as it will be described in the description on that page.

Yeah, so, anyway... whew. I got a l'il—I got tired from that. Huh-I-tell-ya, my leg'll be botherin' me tomo—a bit tomorrow. [''sighs, then speaks quietly''] They're botherin' me a l'il bit right now, but anyway... I'm man enough to admit that, and, you know, yeah.... [''coughs''] I even man enough to admit, that, you know, after the matter, after I got back to my car, I even came down with a bit of the hiccups. [''short chuckle''] I mean, it happens to the best of us.

Anyway, uhh... I will be doin—I will def—I will definitely be doing a page or two tomorrow. So, you know, look forward to that. And... power... to... me... and the-city-of-[[CWCville]], and s—all s—and all the electric hedgehogs. So, again, thank you, fans, for your loyalty and support. They will soon be... fulfilled.

Oh, and, also, as I had noted in a previous blog on the, uhh, CWCipedia... it is—I am—all the, uhh, quote/unquote merchandise that I dubbed as false in the past... are—I'm... now qu—I am now quoting as, uhh, official at this time. Unless—and with the exc—with the exception of... bootleg DVDs and books. Other than that, you know merchandise like action figures... backpacks... fabrics(?) [''strange noise''] that can be considered homemade, I will let those be considered '''official''' until when the merchandise actually becomes available in the retail stores everywhere... ...up to (and including) the, uhh, video game, possibly, and the DVD and '''Blu-ray''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|''CWC... Yep, I'm on TV'']].

And, also, for y—the [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] and ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' players, you may notice a few levels have been d—deleted, because of the recent 50-something megabyte update, we are now finally able to back-up our levels on the hard drive or on a flash driv—or on ex—or on a flash drive. So, with that, I... took my c—took my collection in my Toy Box—in my Collector's Case to my Toy Boxes, copied them to my mo—to my moon, and ba—and ba—backed them up. Ai—so, we no longer need to back up our toys online; we can finally back them up as individual files. That's just—that's just great.

So, with that, uhh... take—take my copyable Collector's Case level that is still up on the ''Little Big Planet'' server, and fill it up with your collectible items and such, and, you know, until it's up to the point where it almo—up to the point where... it can be overheating, but, yeah, don't know overboard, [''giggles''] all that you—all the... stuff you collected from the uploaded ''Little Big Planet'' levels... into your Collector's Case, between the objects and the stickers—even the Photo Booth stickers; you can... definitely back those up. At which, in that case, all you have to do is ye—on "My Moon", you-uh select your level you have created, uhh, with the Collector's Case, add—add your items... to it. You just, uhh, select—you just select that, then select "Back-Up". There you s—and then you create—then you get to create a new save file, or, if it's a saved level, you can overwrite it, as an update.

[''gasps for air and holds up his index finger'']

'Scuse me.

So, there you go. That's all—that's all good. And, also with that, I updated the, uhh, [[PS3 History Level|PlayStation 3 Level]], where all the, uhh, XrossMediaBar icons have been moved to a... level ahead-I-shoulda created on the side, which was, uhh, previously locked to the public (gahh, didn't think of the key, until I just thought of it today). I replaced all those icons... in the pla—in—in the original level with blank score bubbles—with blank prize bubbles, and added the key that gets ya to the XrossMediaBar... icons. And, uhh, with each update, any new icons that come in on the XrossMediaBar... will be added... to that area. So... with that, use 'em wisely in your ''Little Big Planet'' levels. And you can back those up in the Collector's Cases and save them on your hard drive... or flash drive. Very good.

And, uhh, with that, uhh, I would-made(?)-one-thing, in the, uhh, PlayStation 3 level, I have stayed on top, because I have added a secret... that gi—that has a whole bunch of prize bubbles raining down... and I'll—and I'll let you—I'll finally let you in on that. There—the secret spot is a sticker ico—it's a sticker switch, and, where it is located: it is at... point B in the destination... of the "Sent E-mail" icon. ...Point B of the "S—of the... "Se—of the "Sent E-mail" icon.

With that, I'll leave you with the update, and... hopefully, you enjoy my run... my... French word—whatever, my "Parkay", I think it is uh whatever it is. But, anyway... the Sonichu's Edge.

Peace out, and have a great day.

==See also==
* [[Sonichu's Edge]]
* [[Obesity]]

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Sonichu's Edge

2010-11-23T23:32:37Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

[[Image:Mirror's Edge.jpg|thumb|left|The truth about the video title]]
[[Image:Parkay.jpg|thumb|Chris wishes he were eating this instead]]
[[Image:Sonichu's Edge.png|thumb|Artist's depiction]]

"'''Sonichu's Edge'''" (officially "'''Sonichu's Edge.MP4'''") is a video uploaded on 3 [[December 2009|December 2009]], in which [[Chris]] goes "[[Father Call|jogging]]". The title is a not-too-subtle [[parody]] of the 3D platformer ''[[Wikipedia: Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]''.

Based on the accompanying [[3 December 2009|Captain's Log]], he made this to show that he is "pumped up for [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|pushing Sonichu out into merchandise]]." This video proves that Chris has no idea what "jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (a slow, easy run). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00, 3:22 and 3:42, where he's run out of breath and needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]].

Chris confuses the acrobatic sport [[Wikipedia:Parkour|parkour]] with the squeezable margarine brand [[Wikipedia:Parkay|Parkay]]. He also confuses "light jogging" with "parkour" in general.

One can only imagine what the innocent citizens of [[Charlottesville]] must have thought as a fat, sweaty retard went puffing by at a little over walking pace with a camera dangling from his obese neck.

An email in [[Mailbag 16]] pointed out that Chris ran about 579 metres (529 yards) in three and a half minutes, at a snail's pace of 2.8 m/s (6 mph / 10 km/h), nowhere near the 5 miles (8 km) he claimed. Chris seems unable to estimate measurements of length and time.

Chris has [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris lies about how much he can run|declined to record another running video]], blaming the battery in his camera.

==Video==

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|AJn_UE3kTrM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 3 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Power|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Vert. Red
| previous = [[3 December 2009]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[''Brandishes [[Amnyfest Ring]]''] Hello there, [[fans]]! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown [[mall]], where for the [[Sonichu]] franchise and city of [[CWCville]], and everything like that, I'm gonna do [[Chris and English|a Parkay]] from this point [''camera spins around to show some sidewalks''] all the way down to the gara—parking garage [''Camera spins back to Chris''] where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held. And for this viewing, the camera will be hung around my neck right about here. [''Gestures to the [[Sonichu medallion]]''] To get—see what I see from that point of view. And, also, uh, there may be one or two pauses where I have to catch my—my breath. [[Obesity|Of course that's what you expect]], [[Chris and reality|even from the best runner]].

[''Jump cut. Camera is now apparently hanging around Chris's neck. Chris's hand comes into frame for a second for him to flash the Amnyfest Ring.'']

Alright, here we go!

'''0:42-1:20''' Chris begins running, relatively slowly. His path seems to be pretty erratic.

'''1:21-1:30''' Chris enters a populated area. Though the jerky camera makes it difficult to see, several people seem to stop and stare at him. At 1:28, Chris's heavy breathing becomes audible.

'''1:31-1:44''' First jump cut. For those keeping score, Chris stops to rest after forty-eight seconds of jogging. He continues through the shopping center, his hands occasionally coming into frame.

'''1:45-1:46''' Chris goes in between some trees.

'''1:47-1:58''' Chris's breathing starts becoming heavy again.

'''1:59-2:15''' Second jump cut. Chris runs past a happy couple, and then runs down some stairs.

'''2:16-2:25''' Chris passes by a large [[Christmas]] tree. Around 2:20, his movement begins to slow down considerably.

'''2:26-2:33''' Third jump cut.

'''2:34-2:41''' Relaxing [[guitar]] music fades in and out as Chris passes a band of street musicians.

'''2:42-2:54''' Chris continues onwards.

'''2:55-3:00''' Chris runs past a small bus.

'''3:01-3:16''' Fourth jump cut. Chris runs through some decorative trees.

'''3:17-3:21''' Chris rounds a corner, and approaches an open door.

'''3:22-3:32''' Fifth jump cut. Chris is now inside a building. He trudges up some stairs, clearly walking.

'''3:33-3:42''' Chris passes someone going in the opposite direction. He continues upwards.

'''3:43-3:50''' Sixth jump cut. Chris apparently reaches the 4th floor and exits a door into the blinding sunlight.

'''3:51-4:10''' Chris is now on the top level of a parking structure. He runs across the parking area. Around 4:05 his breathing becomes very heavy. At 4:10, he reaches his destination. The camera shows a large tented area on the ground far below.

See? Amphitheater. [''Camera spins around back to Chris, who flashes the peace sign''] Thank you for your [[trolling|continued support]]!

==Remixes==

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Chris-Chanos
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AbWn-WsljB0}}
| Stardate = 4 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = KrappleGuy
| Subject = Sonichu's Edge
| Video Type = (TV) Parody
| Other Info = Spoofs the opening to ''[[Wikipedia:The Sopranos|The Sopranos]]''
}}</center>

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu's Edge
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eGKCSS-QUkE}}
| Stardate = 4 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = IBAClydeCash
| Subject = [[Sonichu's Edge]]
| Video Type = (VG) Parody
| Other Info = Replaces Faith with [[Chris]].
}}</center>

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Run Virgin Run
| video = {{#ev:youtube|o1ZgUfmI2vU}}
| Stardate = 4 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = tehcosmicexplorer08
| Subject = [[Sonichu's Edge]]
| Video Type = Dramatic remix
| Other Info = ''[[Wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Lola Rennt]]'' soundtrack
}}</center>

==See also==
*[[3 December 2009]]
*[[CWC Fighter]]
*[[A Hike]]

==External links==
*[http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=104235379233340359048.000479de54a1731a2b512 Chris's Route as detailed by Google Maps]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo What Chris is failing to imitate]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuqRS3KVnQs CWC Doodle- Parkay]

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Holiday Greetings

2010-11-23T23:31:22Z

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'''Holiday Greetings''' (officially '''12052009 - Holiday Greetings.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 5 [[December 2009]] and (for all practical purposes) the Chris-chan Christmas Special. His [[Chris and fashion|brightly-colored and undersized]] Goodwill jacket appears in this video and is distracting throughout.

In the video, [[Chris]], presiding over a snow drawing of [[Sonichu]], which has a ''totally unnecessary'' [[Chris_and_copyright|copyright symbol]] over it, delivers a short Christmas message about how he lit a candle in church and his hopes of a bright future for his Electric Hedgehog [[Pokemon|Pokémon]]. His religious fervor seems far less sincere than (and is quickly overshadowed by) his fixation with Sonichu. [[Chris and his Ego|Note]] that he subtly connects verses prophesying the coming of ''Jesus'' with the hope of turning ''Sonichu'' into a successful franchise.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 12052009 - Holiday Greetings
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yhjv91SWFjQ}}
| stardate = 05 December 2009
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| shirt = {{SafetyParka|text}}
| previous = [[Sonichu's Edge]]
| next = [[9 December 2009]]
}}

===Transcript===

Hmmm....

Holiday greetings to all... in my [[Trolls|fanbase]], and whate—and all that.

Happy holidays and... merry [[Christmas]], happy [[Hanukkah]]—Konica... all those fun holidays. Anyway, I'm here—anyway, I come to you this day to wish you the holiday greetings, but also read to you what I have read the past Sunday before this Su— this coming Sunday, when I lit the first Advent candle.

The Gospel, according to Luke:

The gospel of Luke [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|''speaks'' about the future]]:

[''begins to read ''Luke 21:25-36]

"There will be signs from the Sun, [[The Moon|the moon]], and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. People will faint from fear and foreboding."

Because our world is full of [[Homos|fear]] and [[Virgin with rage|distress]]. We light our first candle, trusting that Christ is alive on earth and that [[Chris and religion|the Spirit of Christ lives among us]].

We trust you, we love you, we praise you. Amen.

And so I lit the first Advent candle at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|my church]] last Sunday.

[''gasps'']

Thank you all for your continued support, and we will make the... [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|franchise victorious!]] [''holds up an arm, as though he is Adolf saluting a swastika''] Yeah!

[''Chris walks to the camera and pans it down to a picture of Sonichu's head in the snow, with a copyright symbol next to it'']

[''Loudly and distorted (from being too damn close to the camera)''] Happy holidays to all.

==See also==
* [[Chris and Religion]]
==External links==

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9 December 2009

2010-11-23T23:29:54Z

Whispsonichu: replaced video links with working version

In "'''Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009'''" (officially "'''12092009.mp4'''"), Chris complains about [[Jack Thaddeus]]' [[homos]]exual ads on his [[CWCipedia]] and demands that his fans in Europe donate him €1,000. Chris also states that he's heard rumors that Seth McFarlane is planning on including him in a future ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode. Chris then pitches his idea for a Sonichu Family Guy episode and ends his video by declaring that he has a special new [[gal-pal]] in mind to voice [[Rosechu]].

Chris also leaves his cell phone number in the description, thinking Seth McFarlane will read it for some strange reason. However, McFarlane obviously has better things to do than to listen to bad ideas by [[Obesity|obese]] manchildren, so Chris basically created another way to get trolled by his "fans." (What a surprise.)

His episode idea essentially amounts to Meg falling in love with him because of the CWCipedia and inviting him to an animation festival in Quahog. The animation subplot is (surprise!) completely forgotten at this point as the rest of the story is just about Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu hanging out with the Griffin family to no purpose. At no point does he acknowledge that ''Family Guy'' is a comedy program and its goal is to be humorous, not to... do whatever he's trying to do here.

This video saw the return of the poor, tortured [[PSEye]] camera who, loyal as a [[Patti Chandler|dog]], still records for Chris.
==Video==

{{quotebox|
To Seth McFarline: I am addressing you; you may respond by calling my cell phone number at 434-760-0848, and Leave a Message with a Call-Back Number, so we can discuss the episode(s) plans. Thank You.}}

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| stardate = 09 [[December 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Rumours|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings]]
| next = [[Fanmail Reading]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th 2009.

I am doing this through the PlayStation Eye, and Eye-Create once again, because my digital camera is fickle on battery power. The batteries should—are still good compared to—as—respectively noted on the battery tester I have, but, unfortunately, it goes down quickly, it goes up; it's variable, so forget digital camera. Anyway... aside from the impossible skips that may occur, I am here to make a few announcements. First off I have said the, uhh, CWCipedia, I, uhh, am looking to my European fans to make donations to the CWCipedia. Not only to, uhh, keep it up, but to help get rid of the God. Dang. Sh—horrible [''removes glasses, shakes head, then whispers''] homosexual ads that dang Jack Thaddeus put on there. [''exhales sharply and shakes head''] Anyway, donations are greatly appreciated, and, uhh, as they have noted on there, those who donate over 1000 Euros, place to—get to place their own ads there, no questions asked. And, uh—as for—with that out there—would like—also am looking for sponsors. And, uh—I am looking maybe towards the Coca-Cola company, for them to sponsor the CWCipedia, plus the Sonichu franchise. At least the Coca-Cola company in Europe—in European area, to make the donation to put their ads all over on the CWCipedia adspace. [''spoken under breath''] At least to get rid of those God-dang—[''shakes head''] but, yeah. Coca-Cola.

And, uhh—and, uhh, let's see. With that said, I note, I have an understanding that, uhh, there may be—there are rumors going around about, uhh, people who—about the people who do animation for ''[[Family Guy]]'', thinking about making a, uhh, skit, in parody, in, uhh—not in, uhh, mockery parody of me on the show, but I would like to, uhh, make it clear that I don't want just a skit. If you're going to do anything of me, I would like to be involved and voice myself in the show, as well as—as well as the Sonichu character. Now I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew. Anyway, first off the rumored, drawn version of me that, uhh, looks like a Cleveland junior clone, NO. But, I have watched all the episodes of ''Family Guy'', regardless of weight, and I drew a good version of myself, with these drawings I'm gonna show on here and put on the CWCipedia a little later on tonight... along with sixth page.
[[Image:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|We all know that should be [[Sammy]].]]
[[Image:FamilyGuySonichuAndRosechu.JPG|thumb|You can't see it in the thumbnail, but Sonichu's lips are fucking terrifying.]]

[''Chris holds a picture of himself drawn in ''Family Guy''-style up to the camera. It looks nothing like him.'']

Anyway, there you go, that's a good version of me right there, to draw with the show.

[''Chris puts the image of himself down and holds up a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu. It looks exactly like every other picture of them he's drawn.'']

Like I said, it will be up on the CWCipedia later. And this here's a ''Family Guy'' version of Sonichu and Rosechu that I drew up. I even whittled it down and gave them each only four fingers. As you can see from here... and as it will be more—as it will be made more clear when they are uploaded on the CWCipedia later.

Also, yeah, my story idea. I have not written it up yet, but I am going—but I am going—I am planning on doing that. But, right off the bat, I have a start. Okay, here's the scenario for a story: [[Megan]]—Meg, is a fan—will be—will be a fan of my Sonichu comics. She goes onto the CWCipedia, reads [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|every new page I put up]], and she just really—and she just really adores me for, uhh, being a kind man and, uhh, all the [[Lie|good]] things about me, ''aside'' from the vicious rumors that trolls put up, especially like on the [[ED]] page, and then she sends—she puts a letter, a message in the CWCipedia mailbox... [''nervous from the thought of girl (fictional or non-) talking to him''] and it's just like, "Why don't you come down to Ro—Qua—Quahog? We got, like, uhh... a—an animation fest coming up. Uhh, you could come part—you could come participate, show off your Sonich—show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... [[Third date|meet with me]]."

That's what she would say. And I was like, "Hmm... yes." But then we cut... to, uhh, later on during the animation festival, and, uhh... and sure enough, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|come]] up—[''gibberish''] in [[Son-Chu|my car]], and Megan—and [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|Megan's dere... with me]], and, uhh, it's all—uh, it's all—it's all ver—it's all—it's nice little meeting of... you know, between me and the family—and the family dere. And then, also, you know—and, also, after the [[rape|meet-and-greet there]]... um, I bring my [[Duck|two Sonichu Balls]], and, uhh...—and [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|release Sonichu and Rosechu]]... into the ''Family Guy'' world. And then they—and then they get to—and then they get together. Then, they greet the family, and, uhh, everybody meets, and... also, you know, they have a knowledge of what's going with ''Brian'', as for me, as I've seen all the ''Family Guy'' episodes.

Mm, so... I have for story in this episode: Sonichu and Rosechu... help hook-up Brian and help him to maintain a relationship that he can actually, uhh, do better-off with, 'cuz... yeah, he's definitely [[Kacey|screwed up a few times]]. [[PandaHalo|No doubt about that.]]

Anyway, let's see, what else? Mm, yeah, that's fairly much what I have so far. More to—more to be revealed as I... wri—as I type it up. But—which, uhh, you know, these, uh, three images, as well as that story, will be put on the, uhh, [''air quotes''] ''Family Guy'' page on the CWCipedia, which I will create later night, to start off.

But, of course, starting off as such, uhh, I will put my own opinions about some of the aspects of ''Family Guy''—at least, uh, my humble opinions—and, definitely, you know, [''acting as though he's actually standing up for a real person''] Meg does not deserve to be treated as she does. She's definitely a very beautiful girl. I don't care what anybody says; she's beautiful in my eyes....

Anyway... also with that, uhh, there's also some other opinions—another opinion tonight. Oh, and I would definitely say this to Stewie in his face and (??????): you know, Stewie... you should have let that tower '''fall on you'''. Then, at least in the future, you'd have ended up [[homos|straight]]!

Yeah, let's see if Stewie responds [to] that.

[''sigh''] Anyway, let's see.... What else...? Yeah, and another thing, also, I would like to—also, on that—on that page, I would address the, uh, rumor, about, on the "Road to Germany" episode, where Seth got the bathroom sketch from a [''holds up hands''] ''Ghostbusters'' skit that I drew in, uhh, [[Sonichu 7|book number seven]]... I definitely put out(?) the question if(?), you know, [''squeaky falsetto''] he actually [[copyright|borrowed that from me]], but, you know, either way, I'm [[lies|cool]]. I'm just wanted to make sure, because... I don't know until I ask him personally.

Mm. Anyway, uh, that and... other things on my mind I'm not sure about, but... I can't rough(?) them outta my head right now, but they are noted on the Captain's Log... and in the previous entries on the CWCipedia.

I am Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and have a good evening.

[''Chris totally fakes us out'']

And another thing I'm not sure I even mentioned in the video... or till now: if this—if this show does go in process, like I said, I definitely want to voice myself and Sonichu. As for Rosechu, I have a [''vocal squeak''] galpal... that I—that—that has close—that is close—and, uhh, I trust [her]. She is not [a troll], but, uhh... we are good friends, and I feel that she has a great voice. '''She could voice Rosechu very well'''. [''dramatic glasses removal''] I mean that. Okay...

Anyway... have a good day. Be safe.

[''gives us a thumbs-up, trying to fake us out once more'']

[''with arms spread and speaking in a really, really cool voice''] [[Random-access humor|'''I'm the man!''' ...And I'm straight, so... yes!]]

[''shakes head in self-disapproval'']

==See also==
*''[[Family Guy]]''

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Fanmail Reading

2010-11-23T23:28:05Z

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"'''Fanmail Reading'''" (officially "'''12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4'''") is a video released by [[Chris]] in which he reads fanmail, and requests that all future free video games sent to him be of the console variety. He also takes a moment to show his incredible ingratitude, stating outright that he didn't even play the game a TRUE and HONEST fan sent him as a gift.

==Video==

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| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| previous = [[9 December 2009]]
| next = [[Congrats, Jack Black]]
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===Transcript===

Hey, y'all! Learn—nerd—this here's another video for the [[YouTube]]... and you know who I am, [''dramatic glasses removal''] sure enough. Anyway, got some fan mail here. We're gonna read through some of it. [''puts glasses back on''] And, uh—neyah, I got the snail mail. I keep those letters in the first—in the first big book—in my Sonichu book. [''leans back to show the scrapbook of fail''] Had to get a second book 'cuz—a second binder 'cuz it got so big. [''puts binder down''] Anyway, keep these, I keep the fanmail in there. So we'll run through it.

Anyway, first piece we'll look at is uh—one post—the one post and—one postcard I got here. It's an au—which came from, uh, [[PandaHalo]], Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. Read this in honor, because, you know, we just started the [[Sonichu 10|Number Ten]] book. Anyway, she writes, uh, "I hope you get—"I hope this card gets to you okay and it brings a smile to your face. Always be a true friend. Love, Panda." Mmyep. And, plus, she was the, uh, fan who—she was the [[Sonichu Girl]] who created [[Chloe]] and [[Blazebob]]. They'll have their own stories in the future pages.

Anyway, uh, next letter, we have here comes from the country of Turkey, from an individual named Ray. Anyway, he basically says here:

"Assuming this is you and not another individual who has intercepted this message, like to inform you that I bought the game ''[[Wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'' for you, I wish in return other than to make sure you recived this letter in one of your videos and complete the game at least once. It really is a fantastic game I hope you enjoy it to the fullest,"

and then details about that—about that. And then he says, "Have a great day". Sin—and write—sign his name. Alright, well, yeah, I downloaded—I downloaded the game and co—backed it up to external 8 GB flash drive. Yeah, I appreciate the gesture, but, generally, I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore. I'm more of a console-type of guy, anyway. Plus, you know, I was trying to get [''suddenly freaks out''] [[Wikipedia:The Orange Box|the ''Orange Box'']]! Anyway, so... yeah. I appreciate the gesture if it's a downloadable PC game, but, uh, general—generally, um, you could send me, uh, like... the disc for a console... or, uh—I could—or, yeah, this video—next to this video, I'll put my—I'll add my Wii numb—my Wii number, and, uh, you can gift me games—downloadable games for the Wii network, as well. Or, you know, feel free to send me PlayStation Network cards, of a mon—of a small mont—of a reasonable value, or if you feel up—if you feel like it. Hmm. Anyway, that's neither here nor—that's, uhh—and, plus, also, you know, yeah, a couple of other people did, well, enough send me a couple of game di—game discs—PS2 game discs, one of which was a ''Mobile Suit Gundam'' game... but I already had that particular title. But it's ok, I still appreciate the gesture.

Anyway, next one we'll look at, firstly, the fanart. I showed this in a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|previous video]]. Anyway, the letter and the fanart comes from Allie of Southern Carolina. She says:

"I know it may seem weird that I am mailing this when I have never met you before, but I figure it will be safer this way than through the internet. Just turned 25, and I'm an art student here in Souther Carolin—Southern California."

And skipping the details for time.

"If you like my work enough, maybe we can be art pen-pals. I could send you more real artwork, and you could send me artwork if you want."

Ahh, which I have. I believe I have sent you back an original art piece as a reply two months ago. Anyways, uh:

"Hope you don't mind me sending this to you, and that you don't think I'm a troll, and I'm sure you are very weary of who you can trust nowadays."

Mmmhmm.

"Hope I [Chris] sent a piece of art. You know I am the real deal." Mmhmm. Yeah, don't want to give out internet information, yep. Yep. Anyway, then—then she tells me to take care. Alright, Allie, you take care, too, and I appreciate that. So... hopefully you got the one I sent back to you. Mm.

Anyway, here's another piece of fan art that I showed you earlier. It comes from, uh, C-70 of Canada. Oh, yeah on the letter here it says Christine. I have the envelope over here, but her first name wasn't on the envelope. Anyway, reading a little bit of this she writes, uh,

"I'm a little shy about writing my own feelings to the brighter artist and creator extraordinaire of Sonichu himself. Sometimes you have to put your pen to paper."

Anyways you don't have to be shy around me because, you know, [[Lie|I'm a good person]], general. Even though [[Trolls|some people]] don't understand that. Aside from that... yeah... yeah, okay, ye—uhh, here's a good part. Yeah.

"Sonichu has ult—ultimately unfolded a story of [[Sonichu (comic)|purpose]], [[nudes|intrigue]], [[Megan Schroeder|redemption]], [[Clyde Cash|forgiveness]], and, hopefully, ends in [[Liquid|triumph]]. Hear the call of your [[trolls|fanbase]]!"

I've certainly have heard the call. Anyway, yes, uhh, she does write ques—a few questions on the back. Uh, which, uhh, they will be answered, like, you know:

"Will sh—"Will Crys—"Will my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|twin sister]] escape from the [[Dark Mirror Hole|Dark Mirror]]?"

Yes, she will. Okay?

"A siege will probably both corrupt the citizens and they shall get my [[CWCville|city]]."

Ehh, fairly much done, more or less, in the, uhh... [[Sonichu 9|Number 9]] book. And, uhh, "Who are the new Electric Hedgehog Pokémon featured—" oh, come o—the dang education cover.... Well, come on, you know, uhh... [[Lolisa]] and [[Jamsta]]... and then there's [[Zapina]] and [[Simonla]], and th—and then, of course, there's [[Darkbind]]. Uhh... anyway, yeah, if you just look throughout the whole comics, uhh, through the r—throughout the whole comics behind them, you'll see all the characters. Well, [''quietly''] I'm sure you probably figured that out....

Anyway, "Will [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Crystals]] be collected, and kind of (??) powers can they unlock?" Ehh, they have [''holds up hands in a cool-guy-kind of way''] ''very cool'' powers, which you find out in [[Sonichu 10|book number ten]] here.

And, uhh, she—and then she asks, "Could I navigate the perilous time stream and still become [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]?" Yeah... as long as I had the, uhh, [[Sonichu Medallion|medal]] or my... [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]].

And then she gives—then:

"Please, Christian, zap through the silence between us. Make mine, CWC.

Hugs and tugs(?),
Christine"

Yeah, that's very cute. Good. Very good. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Anyway, and another piece of fan—uhh, fan art. Yeah, Jason Darling... of Texas. Yeah, sent me this rep—yeah, sent me this clay medallion replica... [''holds up the Sonichu Medallion replica''] hm... which I hung on my wall over on that side of my room. Anyway, he says:

"I love the Sonichu character and comic. Please keep up the good work. I made this Sonichu fan art for you. I hope you like it. I think it's pretty good for my first try. Maybe you could wear it or show it in your next vid—[[YouTube]] video. Don't let those trolls hold you down. I made the medallion for you to keep your spirit up.

Your friend,
Jason"

Very good. Thank you, Jason. Very nice.

[''laughs''] This letter's like... three pages long. It comes from Doug Chapman... of... Har-pers Fer-ry...—I'm guessing that's West Virginia—WV. Anyway, uhh, three pages-worth of fan art, as well, right here. Uh, plus the envelope. Mmm... I'll scan these later on and upload them to the [[CWCipedia]]. Anyway, let's just look at the fan art here... from Doug. Ehh, let's see... what we can—what we have enough time to read from the letter here. Let's see... uh, a few things-he-writes. He says:

"Let me first say that your comics are great. Sonichu and the gang are so fun to read about. Whether he's chillin' with his beloved [[Rosechu]] or protecting CWCville's streets, I always look forward to CWCipedia updates. [''gives a thumbs-up''] You an inspiration to all aspiring comic writers."

Hmm.

"I am--I am—and I am a comics—college student who wants to study ''in'' art. My [[pedoglasses|little sister]], Lily... and I are both huge fans."

Yeah, "I have firstly read... the comics", yeah... [''very quietly''] "knowing that..." umm, let's see... ah, here! Okay, uh, here's a good statement:

"Rosechu is, without a doubt, my favorite character. Her spunky, [[Vamprosa|cute]], and [[Jason_Kendrick_Howell#In_Sonichu|all-around kindness]] really makes me envy Sonichu. Not since Lois Lane of the ''Superman''... stories, or Wonder Woman herself has a female character been portrayed so positively. Rosechu really sets the standard for what a loveling [sic] supportive, assertive girlfriend/[[Snorlax|wife]] should be like. And Sonichu is just cool all-around. [''laughs a bit''] I think you could be Sonichu himself."

Hah, that's very good. Hmm... let's see. Hmm... "they're back"... "picture"... oh, yeah, okay. Anyway, b—very good. Thank you, Doug. [''sigh''] Let's—[''sigh''] let's see... I think, uhh... I'm not sure if we have more time. Mm, but... done all the, uhh, planned letters that I ''felt'' I had time for, so... yeah. But there'll be another video after I get some more mail—some more fanmail in the mailbox...—the real-life mailbox.

So, with that, I leave, uhh... [''takes off glasses''] y'all to, uh, continue enjoying, [''[[Chris's mannerisms|Cub Scout salute]]''] and have a pl—and have a pleasant day, and stay safe. [''holds up peace sign and turns off camera'']

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Congrats, Jack Black

2010-11-23T23:26:59Z

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"'''Congrats, Jack Black'''" (officially "'''12122009 - Congrats, Jack Black.MOV'''") is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on 12 [[December 2009]]. Chris offers his opinions about Jack Black's recent win of a [[Wikipedia:Spike Video Game Awards|Spike Video Game Award]] for voice acting in ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', and breaking tables. The [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] he's wearing greatly enhances his [[Obesity|generous silhouette]] and shows us that he's not wearing any [[Muscle bra|support]].

Note that within the video game industry and among most informed viewers, the Spike awards [[Wikipedia:Spike Video Game Awards#Criticism|are treated as a big joke]] and not a serious honor. The program is specifically tailored, both in its choice of awards and its general presentation, to focus on star-power, heavily-marketed games, and games produced by the show's sponsors rather than actual technical or acting achievements in gaming.

==Video==
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| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Video_games.png]] [[Video games]]
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| previous = [[Fanmail Reading]]
| next = [[iPods Down and Listen Up]]
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===Transcript===
[[Image:Jack-black1.jpg|thumb|right|Jack Black's reaction after watching this video.]]
Hmm. Well, I guess I can call it a little bit of a [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate: December 12th.

[''sigh''] Anyway, I'm drawin' a couple more pages for tonight's update. It's gonna be a little bit late, but, uh, you know... still be able to do it—at least... tomorrow morning. But, anyway, uhh... I was watching the Spike Video Games Awards for 2009, as well—eh, mostly listening—but I watched the part, you know, where... Jack—where Jack Black—Jack Black, you know, won Best Voice Actor... of the Year for ''Brutal Legend''! Hmm. Yeah.

But you know what? Rather than if that was an act or not with the, uhh, smashing of the table and all that... mmm... I...—I think, you know, whether it was an act... or truly a—you know, an impulse of manhood right there.

Anyw—anyway, I feel for ya... Jack; i—it shoulda been ''Game'' of the Year. I mean, aside from...—you know, from the... little bit of a play back in the 2008 VGA Awards... that you did in the beginning of it... still, I was lookin' forward to ''Brutal Legend'' the whole year [''squeaky falsetto''] long, and... we—I just see if it will become the Game of the Year as you called it. Hmm, well... hey, you still got the award. And maybe you can—maybe you can do ''Brutal Legend '''II''''', and I'm lookin' forward to the movie... I've heard about. And, you know, I ''have'' seen the, uh, footage for...—supposedly put on the weight to... pretend to... act as Jack Black till the game release. [''more squeakers''] I knew that was an act, 'cuz, you know... yeh, you—you—you are nor—you are still as normal as you were last year.

But, anyway, Jack, congratuwations, and... maybe you'll do better next—maybe you'll do better next time.

ROCK ON!

==See also==
* [[Brutal Legend Plus]]

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IPods Down and Listen Up

2010-11-23T23:25:47Z

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{{honest}}
"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 15 [[December 2009]] in which [[Chris]] [[fail]]ed once again at [[Chris and music|rapping]] and life.

The rap itself appears to be improvised (though knowing Chris, he could just as easily have come up with such terrible lyrics beforehand, since he doesn't have enough of a quality filter on any aspect of his life for it to stand out), and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call [[rape]]. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the [[Alcohol|influence]] of, or how he [[Chris's Big Night Out|obtained it]].

The title is [[Things Chris has ripped off|derivative]] of a line from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode, "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]".

==Video==

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| name = iPods Down and Listen Up
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Fkn2wWE6Rw0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, Drunk
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines
| previous = [[Congrats, Jack Black]]
| next = [[Hello, Juffalo]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Jay-Z.jpg|thumb|[[Jay Z]]'s reaction after watching this video.]]
[''Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video'']

Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no [[Captain's Log|update]] on da [[Sonichu]] [[duck|thang]]; still workin' on it, but listen [''tries to turn this into a song''] up, up-up, up, up, up-up! Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... stock market had a rise in hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).

[''a momentary pause to recollect'']

Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly '''tiga''' (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! [[Rape|I pounce on you, you run away]]. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump [[Chris and Sex|(pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)]] until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler|tiga-panther cubs]]!

Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... [[Wikipedia:Viagra|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, [[Pokémon|ho-OH]]!

...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the [[CWCipedia]], eyyyy?

Word up. Peace out.
{{clear}}

==Remixes==

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==External links==
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNcJytCvBrWk&start2=8 Gangsta Chris]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F9iNlAT9BLzo&start2=9 Another mashup]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-iKtiveApUo&start2= And another one]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/Ao6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/-QRbQfwae9E&start2=0 And another]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSXDpShy8LiM&start2= 187 on a Jerkop]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#Ao6bUGbCNU8:yiwqKV2rLzo:100:85:0:0:true CWC Vs. RZA]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#Ao6bUGbCNU8:eRCJow2tKso:100:50:0:0:true Still C.W.C]
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