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<p>WhiteNoise: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Chris_Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an offensive joke. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, [[Sonichu's News Dash]]&lt;ref&gt;http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchusNews7.htm&lt;/ref&gt;.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I...oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th- that was hell...|[[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], [[Mumble 4]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] is pretty good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]].''' That is, a [[autism|deranged]], syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at a [[Wendy's|fast-food restaurant]], he was actually fired for this impersonation. Because it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.<br /> <br /> This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating_education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig creepy voices and Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual [[honest content]] that he subjects women to.<br /> <br /> Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst [[Mass debating|masturbating]].<br /> <br /> ==The impersonation==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|dBujZWP8K9U}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris talks to ducks==<br /> In one of the [[Megan E-mails]], Chris mentioned that he talked to ducks in a park when [[Megan]] stood him up on their &quot;date&quot;, implying that he used the same Donald Duck imitation routine to break the language barrier.<br /> <br /> Could it be that Chris is actually a superhuman with the extraordinary ability to talk to our anatidaean brethren?..<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Duck]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]<br /> [[Category:Hobbies]]</div>

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