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Talk:For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T05:22:20Z

Whoopwoo: /* Female Reactions */

Ah shit here we go again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:09, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's official- FH is his new dating site. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:20, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh Chris, why did you have to come to Flipnote Hatena? WHY?!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 02:40, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Can someone translate that first paragraph for the flipnote illiterate? Specifically, I have no idea what "Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it." means.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 02:41, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I think it means that he wants others to edit it, but made it so no one can edit it.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 02:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah. Sorry I didn't make it clearer. My bad.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:47, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Dammit, a 10 year old is reporting me just for trolling. Fucking little kid Twilight fangirls... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Make new account. Continue trolling.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:04, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Okay. Make a bet... how long until Chris makes him disgusting sex shit for one of these "girls"? A give it a month. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 03:30, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone just reported this. Psychidelic_Leaf, to be exact. Also, watch out, folks. The mod, Hatena, is on the loose. The fag's banned me again and banned someone called Joe Saskewan just because Nintendo sponsored means "Control all language to a G rating to keep things unrealistic" in their special language --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Be more creative, use Thesaurus.com to find G rated insults.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:56, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Can't go in right now. It's giving me a 403, so I don't know if it's a server error or if that Hatena bastard cockblocked me from Flipnote. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Proxy and then link them to the White Knight page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Any proxies that work with the comments and flipnotes? I tried an online one, didn't work. Any known servers that work with this? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

== Female Reactions ==
If some of you guys look at the comments from the female users' who have made animations on Flipnote Studio, you'll see remarks such as ALEYNASAD saying, "What's going on? B(" Ghostrider saying, "I'm 14, I'm a teenager." Hydroleaf saying, "Sorry for being nosey, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Paramore saying, "is you want freakin love, go to match.com, NOT hatena, idiot. how desperate r u?" bRoOkE saying "How old r u Chirs? You look 30 or 90!" Kittyritis saying, "whut daeff?" SKULLCANDY saying "WhAt is this AnyWAy? -_-" and so on and so forth. It would be very great to document all these female responses on the CWCki for the use of lulz. Also, PLEASE DO NOT TROLL TO THE OTHER "ACTUAL" USERS OF FLIPNOTE HATENA. IT'S WASTEFUL TROLLING AND CREATES UNNEEDED CONFUSION TO THE ALREADY CONFUSED USERS. Instead, why don't we explain why we are trolling Chris to them, just keep the explanations G Rated. We don't want to get banned from Flipnote Hatena.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 04:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T05:14:31Z

Whoopwoo:

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user For Women ONLY]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. When his three attempts to post his infamous water maze dream failed, Chris went for a more subtle approach, calling out every [[Trolls|female member]] of Flipbook Hatena that has ''ever'' put a message in his works. Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it.

In typical Chris fashion, not only is he completely unable to keep his love quest offline like he promised, he falls into the "[[honest content|honest]]" trap and announces there are "online derogatories" about him merely ensuring that any passing boyfriend-free girls are going to look them up.

Also, if you look at the responses from the female users of Flipnote Hatena, you'll notice that many of them say "What's going on?" or "You look old!" or "Flipnote is NOT a dating service!" Chris is already getting told off by the ladies, many of which are in their [[Pedofork|tweens and early teens.]]

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = For Women ONLY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cG9ZBTiSpj4}}
| stardate = June 20, 2010
| previous = [[An Ol' Classic Dream]]
| next = TBA
}}

===Transcript===

''[The flipnote starts with a screen reading "For Women ONLY" covered in stars and hearts. The same song that played in [[Edit Me]] is playing again]]''

Note:

The last F.N. I remixed where I tagged some users, it was out of rooting

them out as the Trolls they were. My apologies for any confusion.

This time, however, I am Tagging for sharing Pleasant and Good Tidings. ''[heart and smiley face]''

No "Ten Facts" Required in response; only a smile and a happy thought. ''[smiley face]''

''[From 0:11 to 0:18, it's the picture of Sonichu and Rosechu from Edit Me.]''

''[Heart]''Tags! Special ''[heart]'' to non-Hatena [[Jackie|Luv2Jax]] and HADalley

Pinkster, SakuraBlossom, BrittanyPretty, Summers3594, Kanoko-cha

5ug@h, yumiko, AnimeAngel, Jessica, kutie101,

Nakomy, Raze, Elizabeth, SonBlue9''[star]'', BlackRose, darkrose40,

And ''[heart]''s to ALL of the True, Sweet, Kind and Honest women...

Around the world.

''[From 0:30 to 0:38,it's a grayscale picture of Chris in his gay trucker outfit.]''

Also, if you like me too, or at least think I'm cute/handsome, Add ''[star]''s to this F.N. ''[heart, smiley face]''

[[CWCki|Ignore all derogatories online, please.]]

Have a Safe & Good Day. Love and Peace, Christian W. Chandler.

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T05:00:32Z

Whoopwoo:

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user For Women ONLY]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. When his three attempts to post his infamous water maze dream failed, Chris went for a more subtle approach, calling out every [[Trolls|female member]] of Flipbook Hatena that has ''ever'' put a message in his works. Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it.

In typical Chris fashion, not only is he completely unable to keep his love quest offline like he promised, he falls into the "[[honest content|honest]]" trap and announces there are "online derogatories" about him merely ensuring that any passing boyfriend-free girls are going to look them up.

Also, if you look at the responses from the female users of Flipnote Hatena, you'll notice that many of them say "What's going on?" or "You look old!" or "Flipnote is NOT a dating service!" Chris is already getting told off by the ladies, many of which are in their tweens and early teens.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = For Women ONLY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cG9ZBTiSpj4}}
| stardate = June 20, 2010
| previous = [[An Ol' Classic Dream]]
| next = TBA
}}

===Transcript===

''[The flipnote starts with a screen reading "For Women ONLY" covered in stars and hearts. The same song that played in [[Edit Me]] is playing again]]''

Note:

The last F.N. I remixed where I tagged some users, it was out of rooting

them out as the Trolls they were. My apologies for any confusion.

This time, however, I am Tagging for sharing Pleasant and Good Tidings. ''[heart and smiley face]''

No "Ten Facts" Required in response; only a smile and a happy thought. ''[smiley face]''

''[From 0:11 to 0:18, it's the picture of Sonichu and Rosechu from Edit Me.]''

''[Heart]''Tags! Special ''[heart]'' to non-Hatena [[Jackie|Luv2Jax]] and HADalley

Pinkster, SakuraBlossom, BrittanyPretty, Summers3594, Kanoko-cha

5ug@h, yumiko, AnimeAngel, Jessica, kutie101,

Nakomy, Raze, Elizabeth, SonBlue9''[star]'', BlackRose, darkrose40,

And ''[heart]''s to ALL of the True, Sweet, Kind and Honest women...

Around the world.

''[From 0:30 to 0:38,it's a grayscale picture of Chris in his gay trucker outfit.]''

Also, if you like me too, or at least think I'm cute/handsome, Add ''[star]''s to this F.N. ''[heart, smiley face]''

[[CWCki|Ignore all derogatories online, please.]]

Have a Safe & Good Day. Love and Peace, Christian W. Chandler.

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Talk:For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T04:54:48Z

Whoopwoo:

Ah shit here we go again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:09, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's official- FH is his new dating site. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:20, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh Chris, why did you have to come to Flipnote Hatena? WHY?!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 02:40, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Can someone translate that first paragraph for the flipnote illiterate? Specifically, I have no idea what "Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it." means.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 02:41, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I think it means that he wants others to edit it, but made it so no one can edit it.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 02:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah. Sorry I didn't make it clearer. My bad.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:47, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Dammit, a 10 year old is reporting me just for trolling. Fucking little kid Twilight fangirls... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Make new account. Continue trolling.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:04, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Okay. Make a bet... how long until Chris makes him disgusting sex shit for one of these "girls"? A give it a month. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 03:30, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone just reported this. Psychidelic_Leaf, to be exact. Also, watch out, folks. The mod, Hatena, is on the loose. The fag's banned me again and banned someone called Joe Saskewan just because Nintendo sponsored means "Control all language to a G rating to keep things unrealistic" in their special language --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Be more creative, use Thesaurus.com to find G rated insults.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:56, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Can't go in right now. It's giving me a 403, so I don't know if it's a server error or if that Hatena bastard cockblocked me from Flipnote. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Proxy and then link them to the White Knight page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Any proxies that work with the comments and flipnotes? I tried an online one, didn't work. Any known servers that work with this? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

== Female Reactions ==
If some of you guys look at the comments from the female users' who have made animations on Flipnote Studio, you'll see remarks such as ALEYNASAD saying, "What's going on? B(" Ghostrider saying, "I'm 14, I'm a teenager." Hydroleaf saying, "Sorry for being nosey, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Paramore saying, "is you want freakin love, go to match.com, NOT hatena, idiot. how desperate r u?" bRoOkE saying "How old r u Chirs? You look 30 or 90!" Kittyritis saying, "whut daeff?" SKULLCANDY saying "WhAt is this AnyWAy? -_-" and so on and so forth. It would be very great to document all these female responses on the CWCki for the use of lulz. Also, PLEASE DO NOT TROLL TO THE OTHER "ACTUAL" USERS OF FLIPNOTE HATENA. IT'S WASTEFUL TROLLING AND CREATES UNNEEDED CONFUSION TO THE ALREADY CONFUSED USERS. Instead, why don't we explain why we are trolling Chris, just keep the explanations G Rated. We don't want to get banned from Flipnote Hatena.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 04:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T02:40:43Z

Whoopwoo:

File talk:Chris The Furry.PNG

2010-06-29T06:16:46Z

Whoopwoo: /* Chris is Ordering the Trolls Again */

Fuckin' shit he tagged me. There are also a couple of really obvious troll accounts on there, such as Ghost of Bob Chandler.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:22, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Tagged me under the "Jimathan_T_Hill_101" banner. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:23, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Is the CWCville library mirroring this video yet? They're normally pretty quick, and this deserves a page.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm still trying to figure out how to download these things when there's no download button in sight. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's up now. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 04:51, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::He tagged me too (under Hello,MeV3), like I'd do that...--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
== Chris is Ordering the Trolls Again ==
If you saw Chris's Flipnote or read what the PNG said, it should be heavily noted that Chris ordered the trolls to do something. Namely, buy DSi and do their own take of that Flipnote. If we don't do what he says, Chris will most likely post a Flipnote calling us lazy fags and become more full of himself, as always.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way, we'll still get lulz. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 06:05, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm just concerned on the amount of lulz we get. He seems to be breaking at a slow pace, so that's good.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:16, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

File talk:Chris The Furry.PNG

2010-06-29T06:00:32Z

Whoopwoo:

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T20:35:06Z

Whoopwoo: /* He's Blocking Posters */

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-06-28T20:06:19Z

Whoopwoo:

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]]. Threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|recent call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|twittered]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers (like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do) or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: One and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[Fans|His own fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever its necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: The internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower, Chris's latest [[gal-pal]], has been the source of his most recent heartache and anger. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, despite the fact it should be ''him'' to ''her'', she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had been seeing each other up until that time when, in actuality, Chris had been [[friend zone]]d once again.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingerbanging [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; He's never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to it's maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - In no less than ''five times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the Internet", that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However, Chris has always returned, anywhere from two weeks to 36 hours after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the Internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the Internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies.

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|national holiday]]; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advises him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'') and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self-indulgement fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "K-CWC"... the hotel is called the "Double CWC" ... even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "RuleCWC". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts; despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furry</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is [[fail|legendary]]) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pull evidence out of their asses and get them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

[[Chris and Religion|Interesting to note]] is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and his Ego|Chris is a narcissist]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T19:25:28Z

Whoopwoo: /* The Offical Sonichu Channel */

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2010-06-28T07:09:20Z

Whoopwoo:

How is this any different than [[Cheesy!]]? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[Abejita]] is uploading it [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, you changed the video. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Man, he is just churning these things out. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Must be because it's his only portal to the internet Rocky isn't monitoring (besides PSN). What was he thinking flipping it sideways? I know it wouldn't matter since you could just flip the DS, but still, there's no apparent reason for it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:56, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*****A couple of DS and DSI download games require you to turn the machine sideways. It's not common but it happens often enough for me to expect Chris to be aware of it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:00, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
Ya know, it's sorta against Flipnote Hatena's policy to post a statement such as "I make women feel good." He could get banned for that. *hint hint*--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:16, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*He may have mentioned making women feel good, but he never said anything about that being sexual. I think it would be better if we called him out on not saying that he is straight. --[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 06:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:*True, true. We'll just have to call him gay until he cracks and posts a Flipnote explaining how he loves to fuck women. THEN WE ATTACK! NO MERCEY!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T07:01:41Z

Whoopwoo: /* Info About Stars */

Talk:RandomSong1

2010-06-28T06:51:01Z

Whoopwoo: /* Anyone know what show Chris stole this from? */

Chris seriously thought this was funny. Fucking hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*It's the same shit from the [[Regina e-mails]] ... and it still isn't comprehensible. --[[User:Ronfredricks|Ronfredricks]] 23:53, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
== Anyone know what show Chris stole this from? ==

--[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:51, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm guessing ATHF, but I don't know either. Perhaps Chris didn't steal an idea. I've been wrong before, though.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== I'm actually surprised ==
I honestly did not think that Chris was that egotistic. On his own work, yes. On other people's work, HELL NO! SWEET DAMN, WHERE HAVE I BEEN? On a side note, someone should take note of that level of egotism.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:49, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T06:31:01Z

Whoopwoo:

Talk:RandomSong1

2010-06-28T05:49:38Z

Whoopwoo:

Chris seriously thought this was funny. Fucking hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*It's the same shit from the [[Regina e-mails]] ... and it still isn't comprehensible. --[[User:Ronfredricks|Ronfredricks]] 23:53, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
== Anyone know what show Chris stole this from? ==

--[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:51, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== I'm actually surprised ==
I honestly did not think that Chris was that egotistic. On his own work, yes. On other people's work, HELL NO! SWEET DAMN, WHERE HAVE I BEEN? On a side note, someone should take note of that level of egotism.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:49, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Whoopwoo

2010-06-28T05:41:03Z

Whoopwoo:

== Don't just sit there ==

Make those animations ASAP, niggo. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 05:18, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*RIGHT AWAY SIR! I SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT! Btw, I already made two. Not that great in terms of trolling but still. Just look for Hello,MeV3 in Flipnote Hatena's search bar. Now if only other people will join in.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:22, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
** Just did. I lol'd.
** Does Flipnote allow mods to pm people? I would love to see his inbox there be flooded with links to animations of Asperchu and pickles. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 05:30, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*** Unfortunately, no. Well, I THINK you CAN email people but I'm very unsure about that. You can, however, embed the Flipnote to sites like Facebook, Myspace, and Twitter. You can also set the Flipnote up as HTML to other sites, such as our favorite wiki, the CWCki! Just check the right area of the Flipnote's page where it displays the statistics of the Flipnote. I hope that's good enough information.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:41, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Whoopwoo

2010-06-28T05:22:38Z

Whoopwoo: /* Don't just sit there */

Talk:Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T05:16:08Z

Whoopwoo:

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2010-06-28T05:15:51Z

Whoopwoo:

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-28T05:08:40Z

Whoopwoo: /* How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
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[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*If your able to upload Flipnotes, a Flipnote in the form of trolling would be very HONEST and perhaps even ORIGINAL. The only problem is how to get Chris to see them and whether Flipnote Hatena will allow it or not. Just making fun of Chris's (un)original characters seems to fit Flipnote Hatena's guidelines. I plan on making at least three troll animations before Chris moves on. And pardon my newness, I'm very much new to the CWCki.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:08, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well that's just silly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It wouldn't incredibly difficult or invasive to confirm the number. Maybe letting the world know his TRUE and HONEST name? --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 16:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I can so imagine a Liquid comeback video. "Your name, as I have read in the white pages, is Christian PICKLE Chandler! NO WESTON, NO CHRISTOPHER, NO RICARDO! -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 23:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Whoever did this deserves a prize.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Indeed, not sure if it counts, but I compared the number on the whitepages to the number in the 'Curse-ye-ha-me-ha' video, they appear to be one and the same. The question is, is this a troll attempt? Or is this one of the reasons for his fear and hatred of pickles?--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It's an obvious troll. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== I need some help, please ==

Does anybody know who made Creepychu. i would like to ask the creator permission to use her. thank you very much and sorry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Dude, At this point I would just use her. Whoever the creator was, he or she probably didn't have any plans for her past mailbag trolling. They'd probably be happy to see that their MSPaint creation was an inspiration to you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:39, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::i hope so.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:58, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Look, worst comes to worst, the guy who made it finds out, asks you why you used his idea without consent, you redirect him here to show that you tried, and Beat takes the fall for you because he gave you the go-ahead. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:37, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Oh no I recommended someone use a Sonichu troll character in their Sonichu troll comic. Undoubtedly I have set myself up for a terrible fall. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:46, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Whoopwoo

2010-06-28T04:45:57Z

Whoopwoo:

A new user who is both (unfortunately) curious about Chris Chan and plans to to troll him through [[Flipnote Hatena]] through the use of animations.

Just look for Hello,MeV3 (or DJY) on Flipnote Hatena.

User:Whoopwoo

2010-06-28T04:44:08Z