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User talk:Enibure

2011-02-09T23:12:39Z

Wintermute:

Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcribing" wasn't written in the discussion.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:00, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

It's cool mate, just merge 'em. No big deal, yeah?[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 17:13, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah no big deal...I merged the parts you didn't have with what I had...lol, cheers.

something--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 15:12, 9 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-05T20:52:00Z

Wintermute:

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Debate future candidates for interviews and vote for them here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:37, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:How about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]? We know Clyde posed as Miyamoto at the time, but Reggie's role has never really been explained beyond the e-mail records. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:51, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I would to see [[Pandahalo]] interviewed. Chris was still obsessed with her as recent as August of last year.--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:52, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:What about [[Kacey]]? She actually met in him in real life but there's no information about that on her page. -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:39, 3 February 2011 (PST)

::*Not to shoot down ideas but PandaHalo is probably out of the question as she's sorta disappeared from the trolling scene, and Kacey wants nothing to do with trolling nowadays. But keep them coming.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:I like the idea of asking Emily some questions, or maybe try and find someone from Chris's past to see how he was BEFORE the trolls came into his life... like Megan (though she herself is probably out of the question considering their past... but someone like her from Chris's past). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:44, 4 February 2011 (PST)
::Lucas and Mimms? I've heard that they still keep in touch with PVCC, though I doubt they have anything else to add.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:[[Alec Benson Leary]] would be a good one. Setting Asperchu aside, I think it'd be interesting to hear about what it's like trying to maintain a dialogue with Chris for up to an hour. Same goes for [[Jackie]], only with e-mail. Obviously, Jackie could get Chris's attention by being a girl, but it was still impressive how she managed to keep him going for as long as she did.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)

:Would Vivian Gee be available?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)

I vote Bluespike [[User:BSD|BSD]] 22:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Seconded for Bluespike--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 12:52, 5 February 2011 (PST)
== Format ==

Just curious, would people prefer audio or text? Some trolls will opt for text but in cases where audio is possible, would you want it? There's the work involved in transcribing but I wonder if people will consider them more authentic. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:03, 3 February 2011 (PST)

== The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) ==

This is something I really should have thought of before starting this, but I'll bring it up here and see what you all think.

Currently, for the most part and with few tiny exceptions, things on the CWCki are from Chris's point of view. As it's been said elsewhere, this wouldn't be a very interesting wiki as it would be a wiki about basement dwellers who troll Chris if we were to go with the "true" story. Thus, we tend to go with how Chris saw the events.

There is a problem with that, namely that I've seen complaints that this confuses people who aren't sure if these people are real or trolls and more or less doesn't explain what's going on to a new person well. However, being in character helps absolve any sort of liability and responsibility as we're just reporting things as Chris has described them to us through his correspondences, media, etc.

So should we even have these interviews? If so, how should we handle them? I think that any reasonably intelligent person should realize that nothing with Chris is genuine and that it might help to explain their motives and such but at the same time sorta ruins the magic and mystique behind them.

So what do you all think? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:59, 4 February 2011 (PST)

i think this idea is fucking stupid and seriously who gives a shit. honestly, only fucking people who grasp onto this whole troll persona bullshit give a shit. if you're trying to bring life into the cwcki, stop because there will never be more life into it unless we actually fix the articles we have instead of adding more fucking bullshit on top of this. besides, this goes against all this whole CITATION NEEDED bullshit if we're going to ask people about retarded nonsense because i could say anything and fuckers would grasp onto that and take it as word of god. also bluespike is a little scamp -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:45, 4 February 2011 (PST)

User:Wintermute

2011-02-04T12:21:07Z

Wintermute:

{{JERK}}
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هاي وأنا رجل من نيويورك نحو خلق منظمة العفو الدولية لرصد أنشطة الأطفال في كل مكان رجل الدهون. (ايضا. كذلك لا احد يعرف من القرصنة تصل قيمتها إلى رجال? إنني حصلت على وظيفة له.

( the kacey thing is saved her in case another faggot baleets it)

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As someone put two and two together, Kacey has met Chris Chan. On two occasions, and one near miss.
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Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.
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and now onto our show This is rushed short versions. Kim can help fill in details.
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First day:
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went to mall with Kim. We met, talked, and called Liquid. We planned to have Liquid not know that Kacey was there to try to be peacemaker, and he would call, find out and be angry.
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Chris had given us the slip, so we called him and finally got him to go back to the mall. It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside. He shows me his eyes up close. They both look hazel. they are not different colored. so we walk to starbucks. he draws me a picture of sonichu. He shows me the medallion. He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. I send liquid a text message to call.
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Liquid calls, I confess where I am, and Liquid starts screaming and demanding to talk to Chris. Chris grabs the phone and starts screaming in a crowded mall. People are uncomfortable, staring, and walk away. I'll let Liquid detail the call.
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Liquid talks to me again and is a jerk. I cry and ask Kim to go to the bathroom so I can sob. Inside we call Liquid and ask him what he told Chris. I smudge my makeup and go back out. Chris is coming towards us. I act like I'm upset and crying. Chris mentions how Liquid sucks, etc. He says he has to go. He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. He repeats that now we are friends and he will help me out. HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR. I look onto Kim with horror. She looks at me in horror. Chris bounds away without so much as a goodbye.
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overview:
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+ Chris touches me. a lot.
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+ Chris is boring and goes on and on about Sonichu and how now I'm meeting the TRUE CREATOR.
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+ Chris repeats about his stupid eyes. Thinks he's better than Liquid because both of Liquid's eyes are green.
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+ Chris does not approve of Liquid
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+ CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME
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+ Chris scares everyone
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I'll let you digest this and Liquid can chime in and I'll write up the near miss meeting and part two.
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Near miss:
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My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
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Second time: (note Liquid is now gone)
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We met Chris at the mall again. There was horrible traffic so I was late and Chris left for his British Comedy. I called him and begged him back. He would FOR KACEY. He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
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more rape eyes, he talks about how liquid trolled us both but now i have THE REAL DEAL TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS. more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. More boring. More Chris asking for my number, and I say I have overprotective parents who pay for it so i have to keep my restricted number and no. He keeps hinting to dating me and how pretty I am.
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Kim gets distracted by a friend. Chris and I walk along without realizing. He asks me if I want to see his car. I of course say yes but then realize Kim isn't there. I text her. Chris calls his father and lies and says he's in traffic and will be late going home. Chris takes me to his car. It's awful. Stickers of pokemon and sonichu everywhere (there is a homemade one of his tripod site address). The bumper sticker is held up by duct tape. He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. I glare at him and break away. He asks if I want to sit in his car, I text Kim. I say no. He insists. I sit with the door open and my legs out, ready to run. He tells me the last girl in his car besides his mom was megan. I cry. I ask to take his picture. I do. He asks to take a picture together, so I do. he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. He insists he slipped. I say let's go find kim. He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.
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He needs to rest so he sits down on a wall outside the mall. He notices my bag from Bath and Body works and asks what I bought. He smells them and one of them is called "P.S. I love you" and he jokes "P.S. IM LOVING YOU!" I laugh nervously and we find Kim. By this time Liquid asks for me to put on the phone so he can hear everything, so I do and hide the phone. I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND. I scream "OH LOOK MAKEUP" and run off. He asks me my fav color. I say "teal." he says "how atealing." I die on the inside.
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Chris keeps trying to get close and get my number. He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.
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In a later call he invites me to stay the night. I say no. He says I can come over any weekend and go to his church. He doesn't know his own religion. He sucks.
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The end.
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Overview:
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+ Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me
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+ Chris is rape eyes always
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+ Chris is a moron
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+ Chris wants to be a sub for Liquid
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+ Chris sweats sooooo much and wipes it off on his vest. He's gross.
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Any questions? I may remember more later.
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And after the first time, I couldn't stop shaking. It was weird.

Talk:/cow/

2010-10-25T01:15:27Z

Wintermute: /* Did we go down? */ new section

==so okay==

This thing hasn't really been updated in while, so I switched some shit around. Keep in mind I'm was working from memory (posts are all gone), so details may be missing or inaccurate. Feel free to revert or whatever.--[[User:Jet|Jet]] 03:15, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Krapple guy suggested that there be a new article and frankly, I agree with him. Ideally let's keep namefaggotry out of this, as Krapple is now an established part of the CWC troll scene (consider the fact that the first reference to [[Ivy]] was on Krapple, and Ivy's first appearance was on Krapple as well, not to mention Clyde frequents the place). Really though, let's not make this a giant plug like the old article was about.

IMHO, this should strictly stick to what the site is about, and notable stuff that has happened on the board (read: first mention of Ivy, leaks, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:29, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

: Should CEO & the *chan /cwc/ is hosted on have a slight mention as well? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:42, 9 May 2009 (CEST)
:* Don't push it, nigger. ^^ But I agree this needs an article, it shouldn't really have been deleted in the first place. /cwc/ has delivered OC, and they are great when 110 is down. Also, krapple si a pretty cool guy. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:27, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

==Goatee pic==
Anyone know/can get a pic of Chris with his goatee? The "Let's get Chris to grow a beard" was a huge Krapple thing for a while so showing a pic so we can be like "OH SHI---------" would be good. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Would the video in which Chris shaves his goatee work? --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]] 00:33, 26 November 2009 (CET)--[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
:*No, just a pic dude. We already have a link to a video but a pic so people don't have to watch the entire video would be good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Date ==

Are we sure that it was opened on the 28th? It may just be my time zone (some websites compensate for them, I'm not sure if this is one of them), but the first new topic is dated for the 27th. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 17:55, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
*I made that edit so I could be wrong. By all means fix it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

== Deleted Forever? ==

[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/README This is all that's left of /cwc/] What happened? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:21, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Dear god... DEAR GOD, heres to hoping that this is a trick to fool the spammer into leaving.--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 07:23, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Any word if /cwc/ will come back? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:15, 4 November 2009 (CET)

All I know is that some 'furnigger' as he was referred to spammed the board repeatedly with furry porn. They traced his IP to Briton but beyond that no idea what is going on. [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 03:37, 5 November 2009 (CET)

: ''furnigger'' is a term coined by former Patriotic Nigra N3X15 as an alternative to the commonly used ''furfag''. All that aside, it has been assumed based on the evidence that the faggot who was spamming /cwc/ was a reject from [http://www.ta-host.com/macrosonic this forum] whose personal army request for a raid on said forum on KKK's /i/ was shot down. So he got butthurt and decided to spam /cwc/. I can't confirm or deny this at the moment but its the most plausible theory thus far based on the evidence.
:As far as why Krapple was "deleted", I haven't the slightest clue. I assume its not perminant though since the other sub-sites are still up. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 04:47, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently this here http://legi0n.krapplekomputerkompany.com/l/ is the new /cwc/. Go out and spam to the extreme. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 04:50, 5 November 2009 (CET)
** Apparently its not there anymore. [[User:4plus2|4plus2]] 13:00, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*i'm not really sure what's going on with krapplekomputerkompany, but if you want to find out i guess you should go find krappleguy in his irc channel --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:33, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Anyone have any news on anything? The entire boards have been taken down. If they are gone is there anywhere that non-pvcc people can go to discuss chris? [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 08:55, 8 November 2009 (CET)
::*Update: As far as I can til at this point, Krapple & the original /cwc/ board by extension, are both gone. However, /cwc/ lives (sort of). A new board has been made on KKK's sister site, Legi0n. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc] I appologize for any inconveniances and I'll let everyone know if/when I'm able to get in contact with CEO regarding this matter. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Renaming==
I think for technical reasons, this really has to be renamed to something like "Krapple." Not to deride them or anything, only that it seems when I try to like to the article as it is, it will go to the subpage "cwc" of whatever page is being linked. Like if I link to this on the [[Sonichu]] page, it'll go to the page [[Sonichu/cwc]]. We can keep it as it is, except remember we have to pipe it to "Krapple" but that's kinda silly. So any thoughts, maybe for a better name to rename it to? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:02, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:Krapple Komputer Kompany? Legi0n? Chris-chan (Imageboard)? idk something like that maybe. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:48, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Why link to legion deleted? ==

And references? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Protection. Chris has passed over the site before, but we don't want him going back any time soon. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Stupid, because even if Chris finds it it's too many words for him to read. Someone, revert it back. Seriously, people fucking nagging people in IRC or on here to "Where is /cwc/ now?" outweighs the remote chance that Chris is gonna find shit out. He already allegedly reads EDF, he's already discovered this place, Chris believes what he wants to believe. He still insists Ivy and Panda are real, even though CWCki more or less subtly hints at them being trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== Tainted soil. ==

Nobody should touch this place, seriously. We are '''highly''' notorious there since Edthehedgehog and his vandalized user page, and now we are prone to floods of inexperienced trolls who think Patti's corpse, tranny hookers, and JUUUUUUUUUUUULAY are still funny. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html Even I should be highly concerned as I stirred some RAGE.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've been the focus of the Chris-esque RAGE of the /cwc/ anonfags. Stay as far away from these mouthbreathers as possible. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 20:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur.|MaxTehManyula}}
::Protip: Channers hate furfags, Max. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 18:08, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== What happened? ==
Has anyone else here not been able to acess the site? Any time I click on a link to /cwc/, any link, it says it couldn't display the webpage. This has happened to me on two seperate computers. Is anyone else having the same problem? Has something happened to the site recently? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

according to some dude on the IRC Channel the place got DDOSED by a love shy. Not sue how accurate that is--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:04, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

By a what now? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:A Love Shy is basically a pathetic sexist loser who can't get [[China|any]]. [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php Here's their forum.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::So its a forum full of Chris-Chans then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Yeah. We insulted them in an epic thread I suggested a raid which some people were gearing up to do then poof forums gone--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:24, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Makes sense. Any chance of a restoration in sight? I had been meaning to check out the cxc board and check for updates. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:58, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I don't know --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:20, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Have any of them claimed responsibility? This seems unexpected from a group who have apparently only made one strike against their [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Love_Shy&action=history ED page]. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

IT WASN'T THEM. It was some skiddie faggot who was pissed at an admin.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] [[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 18:41, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Website Disabled ==
Anyone else getting this message when to go to the /cwc/, Anyone know whats know whats going on? --[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 19:37, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:It's probably just a server issue or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:08, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
* Might be, <s>Idk think is says in the legi0n IRC is being ddos'd by furrys or something</s> meh probably just an error if what ever it says in the Irc might be old news for the what happened discussion above. --[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:14, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** I was talking to medic and the other mods (including myself)last night on skype. we got DDOSed by some faggot dont worry about it though--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:36, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

== Additions to Notable Goings-on ==

The recent wave of DDoSing and spamming, along with the [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Legi0n creation of an ED article.] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:39, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:Going to create a separate section, "The End of Legi0n" to encompass all of that and the announcement that legi0n will be closing since it was all related to some extent. Will that work?--[[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] 18:24, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
::Works perfectly.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:36, 22 August 2010 (PDT)

== Did we go down? ==

Can't load the page. what up?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 18:15, 24 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-10-20T05:23:49Z

Wintermute: /* getting rid of the fan works section */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], that video is just a mirror. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

== Faithfulness ==
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== getting rid of the fan works section ==
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:Dunno guys, [[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure|this for example]] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::If there's anything worth keeping it's that, [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]], and [[Fan:Asperchu|the Asperchu fan page]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
Blow it up --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

==Need CWC E-Mail==

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

*Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

==Mental Stability==

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== List of Sonichu Appearances ==

[[User:General Rock|General Rock]] suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his [[resume]], I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== New template ==

{{Template:Cosplay videos}}

Did I forget something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

* Nevermind. Found it. [[Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!]] [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ==

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too [[Slow_in_the_mind]] to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+reciprocal4.0x10^-13]
[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx]
[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12.5+standard+deviations+from+the+mean]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion [[fail]] is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--[[User:Concerned Citizen|Concerned Citizen]] 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it [[User:Concerned Citizen/Math|somewhere]] might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2010-10-05T03:54:25Z

Wintermute:

are there any other pages that need adding? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:30, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe either a general user decision area or a general talk area? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:56, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
* I agree with Eniggy, there should be a general discussion area for users to discuss general topics on Chrissy boy and his latest exploits. Please Coggy, make this a reality! --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 23:47, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

this thing was a failure, i suggest merging everything back EXCEPT for speculation. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Also I demand a new admin besides champ because he's not here a lot now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::Just someone who's on here a lot or someone with web editing experience? You could see if someone like Anonymax would do it, he does tons of editing on here everyday. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:33, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::i don't think web editing is going to help in this position. i'd nominate anonymax too [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:34, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::: I vote merge too. And if you guys need help I'll provide some assistance.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:54, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T16:55:27Z

Wintermute: /* Chris fails with comedy again... */

{{Not A Forum}}
Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New hairdo==
It would seem that Chris has resorted to just letting his hair grow out to hide his receding hairline. Think this may be because of his new sweetheart or because everyone keeps mentioning it? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:41, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sweethearts ==

Did Chris mean his current sweetheart in this video or one of his past ones? He normally means an actual girlfriend when discussing sweethearts; he said nothing about Gal-pal. I'm wondering who this was meant for. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 17:54, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:He says " Who is now Chris's girlfriend!" so it must be Jackie. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:00, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::That's what I was thinking. Good find. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 19:09, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Picture ==
Added a little picture of Chris's mug from the beginning of the video. It shows more of his horrible aging. Someone do me a favor and add a better caption to it because mine sucks. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 18:06, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:This has some real potential for good reaction images. Here are some: http://imgur.com/a/yv37e/on_a_boat find moar plox --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:16, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

==New Glasses?==
Is it just me, or do those frames look shinier than usual? Maybe it's the rare inclusion of sunlight in his room, but still...--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:27, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:I noticed that as well but a cursory check of recent videos indicate it's just the sunlight, which no doubt was making Chris's skin smoke and blister by the end of the video. [[User:Blusko|Blusko]] 03:04, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

== What was that at the end? ==

I heard a faint voice at the tail end of the video. I think it was Barb saying "Hello" to Chris. Did anyone hear that, too? --vofdoom38, 18:33, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Nice catch. Added a little bit to the transcript.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 18:39, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris fails with comedy again... ==

Chris' actions in this video seem to be a failed use of "Tragedy+time=comedy" toward insulting <s>Troll X</s> Jackie's old boyfriend. Of course, the Titanic is still a bit too soon, showing how Chris can't even follow comedic formulations.

Also, goddamn, his camera is yellowing the video big time. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

: "The consequences will never be the same" and Chris's smugness lead me to think he didn't mean this to be funny at all. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 19:36, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

:: My guess is that Jackie specifically requested that he use that line. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 20:36, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::: I don't think he was trying to be funny, I think he considers this a serious threat. [[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 8:19, 26 September 2010 (EST)

:::: On the Jessi Slaughter thing someone at /cwc/ posted this as a theory which I think is very sound

"A little speculation on the possible Kerligirl reference... Since he's concerned about cyberbullying, it's very likely that he googled the term, only to have the Slaughter Saga and its accompanying videos. Instead of properly seeing the father's incoherent threat as a hilarious internet meme, he saw it as a heroic ultimatum on those dang dirty trolls, and thus autistically tried to copy those words in order to replicate what he perceived as a POWERFUL THREAT."
--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 09:55, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-21T21:25:47Z

Wintermute: /* Transcript */

[[File:128469211411.jpg|thumb|The greatest show on earth]]

'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] 16 [[September 2010]]. In another attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble [http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo Mr. Popo] from ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to [[Niggos|blackface]], he rounds out the performance with an impromptu [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''[[Wikipedia:Bamboozled|Bamboozled]]'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration.

It is also worth noting that the original song's lyrics (which tell of two children who carry deformities, but glad they are not in a "[[Autism|Holy Roller]]"-style church like the third child of the song) denote either Chris's inability of getting the message of (even [[Kacey|blatant]] and [[BlueSpike|thinly veiled]]) [[Family_guy#Influence_on_Chris|satire]], his desperation in his [[Love Quest]], or both. Instead, he [[Asperger syndrome|uses the limelight]] [[Chris and his ego|for himself]], while also implying that Jackie too has some deformity that is forgivable by the Nietzschean (or Nietzsch-Chan) superman that is Chris.

Showing his usual amount of knowledge regarding other [[Chris and Religion|religions]], Chris makes reference to Hinduism despite the fact that genies (or djinni) are an Arabic concept. As if racially insensitive behaviour is not enough, Chris manages to add some religious ignorance to the mix, achieving precisely the opposite of what he intended by informing any Hindus and black people who may be watching that he meant no offense.

At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown.

==Video==

{{quotebox|Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.

I am not, [[:File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|nor would ever]], making fun of any [[black people]] living, [[Chris and Death|dead]] or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Song For Jackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video]]
[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo is not amused]]

[''fake sounding accent''] 'Ello. I am [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] wearing Djinni, [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]]. [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[''plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"'']

[''starts "singing" ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his [[gal pals|friends]] and was [[Stress|troll tortured]]. By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were [[Chris and his Ego|jealous of his material things]] [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums'']

Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
Loooove, he was so[?]...

And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Gay|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. [[Chris and Reality|In fantasy]], their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]!

[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]], no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[''spoken''] Happy [[hanky-panky|loving]]! Between me and Jackie! I love you [[sweetheart]]. Boing!

==See also==
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|For J-R's Eyes Only]]
{{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:19:54Z

Wintermute:

'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons [[Niggos|Blackface]] and a [[Chris and Race|towel on his head]] while [[Chris and Music|"singing"]] to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm| "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Test_Dummies| Crash Test Dummies]. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show| minstrel song]. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Song For Jackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Sex|Sex}}, {{Racism|Niggos}}
| style = {{Crazy|Crazy}}
| shirt = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| next = [[Current]]
}}

===Transcript===

Allo. I am the djinni with glasses "Mister Popo"''].
[''Nods sharply, turns music on'']

[''Accented''] I tell you story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story. [''nods again'']

[''Singing'']
Once, there was a boy who
Was born with some autism but yet made a few friends but after his high school years he lost his friends and was still[?] tortuured
By boys who were jealous of his material things

[''Wags finger''] [''Accented again'']Nononononono.

[''Hums along with song for a bit'']

Once there was this girl who couldn't [tinger?] to have friends long after high school, she would have had a bigger man but then she found the wayward lost boy!
They matched up very well heavenly matched...
Loooord[?] he was so[?]...

[''Hums along some more'']

[''Starts to come in at the wrong place, checks himself and keeps humming'']

[''Nods head again'']

And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] boirl and boy were glad as they both saw each other's eyes...
When they met[made?] up they both thought of each other very often... They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly ohhhh
Rollercoaster ecstacy in fantasy their days were simple
And, they looked to be married and have their own booooy, and girl

[''Speaking''] It's true! Wait for the marriage invitation!

[''Hums along some more'']

[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!

I [unintelligable baba?] hohoheybabo
I [unintelliagable baba?] hohoheyahoh

There ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!

[Sounds like "Ahsanatehbavahohoheyahoh"]
Ah sang yer ting bava hohohheyahhoh[?]

[''Speaking again''] Happy loving between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boiing!

==See Also==
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]

Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:03:07Z

Wintermute:

Oh my heavenly God... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 13:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Transcribing, should be done soonish? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 13:54, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:Arrr, ya beat me, ya scurvy scallawag! Anyways; Un-fucking-beleivable. It's the 'Falling Towers' video all over again.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 13:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris is BACK!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Evidently, Chris has no idea how racist this is and how doubly creepy it is. Mr. Popo is so creepy that DBZ Abridged made it a running joke. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 13:58, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Is that what the japanese think Arabs look like?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 14:03, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

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Wintermute:

Talk:Main Page

2010-09-16T20:38:22Z

Wintermute: /* new vid */ new section

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

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==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

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At least George was likable--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:16, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

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Lousy Israel--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:20, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Wintermute

2010-09-08T08:35:06Z

Wintermute:

y hello thar

== About the kacey date & your allergy ==

Thanks for posting that thing about the dates with Kacey. I feel that there's not nearly enough info about Kacey & her interactions with Chris, other than the phone calls.
I wanted to ask you about your allergy to Chris-Chan. When did he touch you and why? Were you with Kacey on the dates? I hope you're all better now! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 19:44, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
*he wasn't actually there, you know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 20:08, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

lol chris يعتقد أننا إرهابيون --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Do you play Space Station 13? ==

I was playing a few minutes ago and I saw a user named Wintermute. Just wanted to verify if it was you or not. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 21:20, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

==Heard down the grapevine...===
That you know what's what with the PS3 destruction. A friend of mine mentioned that there was an incentive to Chris destroying it instead of what he said in the videos (i.e. money). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:48, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
*He doesn't know shit. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:29, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

==Kacey is Lillylivers?==
she is fairly plump, or is lillylivers kim?
:No. And sign your name. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 21:08, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

Lillylivers did the kacey phonecall voice? so why would it not be her that chris met? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 01:29, 8 September 2010 (PDT)

I don't know--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:35, 8 September 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

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Wintermute:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Most likely a troll, Chris isn't that smark with 1337 talk, and his changes are more ovbious, and clyde erased his changes immediately.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:44, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Possi-Chris put a message about his user page not being public property, but a few edits made quick work of that. >:) --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 14:36, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==

Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."

Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

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[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:01, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==

What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*I'm hoping he'll answer again. He answered the first time, so I'm guessing he'll answer a second time. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 19:38, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:If you get Bob again, ask him about his career with Western Electric and his inventions. Someone on his talk page on here thinks he assisted in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. If he did, that's more impressive than his plastic molding controls that Chris loves to talk about. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:37, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
::I actually suggested that due to the time Bob worked for WE being around the same time of the automatic switchboard (due to his mention of an automatic device related to telephony before, with it possibly being WE's first truly electronic switchboard, the 1ESS), and considering the only other major test was in Illinois in 1960 by Bell Labs, it might have been WE's first major installation, and Chris's mind probably thought plastic molding controls were more exciting than the switchboard and simply forgot Bob ever mentioned it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:28, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

As a dedicated member of the TRUE and Loyal Fanbase, ask him where you can read the Sonichu comics, of course. Also, when will he finish the Videobooks of the last issues. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:31, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

:* This is a good point. Some kind of subtle mention that the only place on the internet hosting the Sonichu website are the dirty trolls (maybe with a mention that you hate going to the site because of the lies they spread), just to make certain he knows the comics aren't anywhere else on the internet. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

A smarter man may be able to put 2 and 2 together, and think you're a troll for knowing about the bank stuff, since he hasn't released anything about it. (beat panel) Remember, we don't know for sure what happened with those accounts, so don't feed him a line about trolls doing it, stay vague like just "Your father mentioned something about a bank account; what actually happened?", and let him answer for himself. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:54, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I want to ask him something, but all I can think of doesn't relate to finding out more info about him, just his opinion on stuff he likes (like the new Gen 5 [[Pokemon|pokeymanz]]). Is that OK? (Yes, I know I fail so hard.) --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 07:53, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
*That's fine. I'm actually going to ask him a few questions like that myself. I'm also going to ask him what he likes to do when he's not on the internet, which may help with trolling efforts. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 08:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I've got ten questions so far:
*What happened with the bank account hacking?
*What future video games are you looking forward to?
*What did your father invent and do when he worked with Western Electric, and did he really assist in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard?
*Are there any places other than the CWCki that host your comics?
*What are your thoughts on Pokemon Black and White?
*What are your favorite things to do when you're not on the internet?
*What's an average day for Chris?
*In Sonichu 3, there's a character named "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]. What does his name mean? (I had trouble thinking of another question)
*Is there more than just an intake survey in your [[Autism papers]]?
*If you were really serious about Sonichu, wouldn't you update more frequently?
[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 09:47, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
:Those will work just fine. Make sure you save all the hardest questions for last, otherwise he will just shut down. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:11, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::Perhaps ask how his sweetheart search is going? Has he found anyone (not likely)? Or does he have his sights on some poor unlucky women? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Added that to the list. I'll be interviewing him in a few hours. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 10:25, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Hm, the only thing I'd change is "hacking", that's still feeding him a line of 'somebody else is involed,' and save it for when he becomes more open and likeley to tell (say on accident) the truth; "I heard mentioned that there was an overdraft on your credit card; did you spend too much, or what happened?" --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:40, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Do you have any idea when you will be able to post a recording? --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:05, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Crud, I wish I would've been able to find this earlier. I was going to suggest one that I'm sure is on everyone's minds, but I might as well post here:

Did Chris (or is he still planning to) go to his HS reunion? And if yes, did he ever get the chance to dance with Tiffany Gowen? --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 14:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

*No luck yet. I called him several times, each time using a 434 area code. His phone is on, but it's either silent or he doesn't have it with him. Or he doesn't want to answer. I will try again in an hour. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 14:58, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

If you're going to pose as a TRUE and HONEST fan, you should ask lots of questions about the comic and maybe then a couple about CWC himself, when he's off guard. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:55, 21 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is what I said. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:19, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

*No luck yesterday either. I called three times late in the afternoon and still no answer. I'm going to try again today. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 11:24, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
**Just keep trying. If you call him enough times he will eventually answer. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:40, 22 August 2010 (PDT)

== Magi-chan spin off comic ==

It's too bad that Chris has been quiet lately, so I've starting up a little project to see if I can get some life out of him. Since he's not updating the comic anymore I've "claimed ownership" and have started putting up pages on a deviant art account http://thefatestpat.deviantart.com/

Chris actually lives pretty close to me. I know he likes to call people out, and if he does so with me I can actually go meet him. Spread the word about the new "owner" of Sonichu and we can get some new trolling fun going.
:Since you live near him, you should make a flier advertising your spin-off and slip it in his mailbox. Make sure it gives you credit for his characters. Chris'll flip his shit if he thinks someone's begun an ad campaign for a FALSE and DISHONEST version of his characters. Bonus points if it manages to convince him that you've achieved IRL fame with the project. You could write it as an advertisement for a fan club for your spin-off or something. Like you have this huge fan base that are making fliers and trying to increase your fame for you. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 14:50, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

:: If you do that, be sure to specify that it is the 'Official' spin off. After all, Chris has demonstrated it's possible to 'claim' other peoples characters if they lie (like Chris is currently doing by claiming to work on the comic) and make them your official character. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 16:32, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

: Chris doesn't give a fuck about your shitty fanfiction and never will.

:/thread. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 16:04, 22 August 2010 (PDT)
::Lurk more. Chris shat bricks about Asperchu for ''ages''. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 07:57, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Champ has asked us not to post troll ideas on the CWCki (it's not really why we're here). So yeah. If he sees that post, that you put on the damn CWCki, the section might be condemned, and we would have to move out of it? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:49, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

==Sauce==

Help me out, where did replacing "source" with "sauce" originate from? It's used without exception on this wiki, but I've never seen it attributed to Chris or anything else.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 13:56, 23 August 2010 (PDT)
*Lurk more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:08, 23 August 2010 (PDT)
I have. Quite a bit. Read pretty much every article. Still don't know where the term comes from.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 14:20, 23 August 2010 (PDT)
:[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sauce Here you go.] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:25, 23 August 2010 (PDT)
::Much apperciated. There's a Lurk More wiki? Sorry MoarLurk, I thought you were just being a smart ass.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 14:42, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

==The Trollbusters==

It started with some shitty ModNation characters, but that new video suggests he's developed some kind of serious IP with this. I gotta admit, it's more interesting than Sonichu. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== pickbothmanlol arabic spam ==

somebody needs to step in. it'll be IBAgeneva 2: Electric Boogaloo if nobody stops him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 13:08, 5 September 2010 (PDT)
:also [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pickbothmanlol he has an ED article] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 13:23, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

== The kacey date log ==

I have been holding onto this forever so I have decided to give it here

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As someone put two and two together, Kacey has met Chris Chan. On two occasions, and one near miss.
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Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.
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and now onto our show This is rushed short versions. Kim can help fill in details.
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First day:
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went to mall with Kim. We met, talked, and called Liquid. We planned to have Liquid not know that Kacey was there to try to be peacemaker, and he would call, find out and be angry.
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Chris had given us the slip, so we called him and finally got him to go back to the mall. It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside. He shows me his eyes up close. They both look hazel. they are not different colored. so we walk to starbucks. he draws me a picture of sonichu. He shows me the medallion. He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. I send liquid a text message to call.
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Liquid calls, I confess where I am, and Liquid starts screaming and demanding to talk to Chris. Chris grabs the phone and starts screaming in a crowded mall. People are uncomfortable, staring, and walk away. I'll let Liquid detail the call.
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Liquid talks to me again and is a jerk. I cry and ask Kim to go to the bathroom so I can sob. Inside we call Liquid and ask him what he told Chris. I smudge my makeup and go back out. Chris is coming towards us. I act like I'm upset and crying. Chris mentions how Liquid sucks, etc. He says he has to go. He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. He repeats that now we are friends and he will help me out. HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR. I look onto Kim with horror. She looks at me in horror. Chris bounds away without so much as a goodbye.
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overview:
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+ Chris touches me. a lot.
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+ Chris is boring and goes on and on about Sonichu and how now I'm meeting the TRUE CREATOR.
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+ Chris repeats about his stupid eyes. Thinks he's better than Liquid because both of Liquid's eyes are green.
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+ Chris does not approve of Liquid
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+ CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME
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+ Chris scares everyone
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I'll let you digest this and Liquid can chime in and I'll write up the near miss meeting and part two.
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Near miss:
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My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
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Second time: (note Liquid is now gone)
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We met Chris at the mall again. There was horrible traffic so I was late and Chris left for his British Comedy. I called him and begged him back. He would FOR KACEY. He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
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more rape eyes, he talks about how liquid trolled us both but now i have THE REAL DEAL TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS. more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. More boring. More Chris asking for my number, and I say I have overprotective parents who pay for it so i have to keep my restricted number and no. He keeps hinting to dating me and how pretty I am.
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Kim gets distracted by a friend. Chris and I walk along without realizing. He asks me if I want to see his car. I of course say yes but then realize Kim isn't there. I text her. Chris calls his father and lies and says he's in traffic and will be late going home. Chris takes me to his car. It's awful. Stickers of pokemon and sonichu everywhere (there is a homemade one of his tripod site address). The bumper sticker is held up by duct tape. He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. I glare at him and break away. He asks if I want to sit in his car, I text Kim. I say no. He insists. I sit with the door open and my legs out, ready to run. He tells me the last girl in his car besides his mom was megan. I cry. I ask to take his picture. I do. He asks to take a picture together, so I do. he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. He insists he slipped. I say let's go find kim. He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.
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He needs to rest so he sits down on a wall outside the mall. He notices my bag from Bath and Body works and asks what I bought. He smells them and one of them is called "P.S. I love you" and he jokes "P.S. IM LOVING YOU!" I laugh nervously and we find Kim. By this time Liquid asks for me to put on the phone so he can hear everything, so I do and hide the phone. I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND. I scream "OH LOOK MAKEUP" and run off. He asks me my fav color. I say "teal." he says "how atealing." I die on the inside.
42.

43.
Chris keeps trying to get close and get my number. He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.
44.

45.
In a later call he invites me to stay the night. I say no. He says I can come over any weekend and go to his church. He doesn't know his own religion. He sucks.
46.

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The end.
48.

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Overview:
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+ Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me
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+ Chris is rape eyes always
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+ Chris is a moron
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+ Chris wants to be a sub for Liquid
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+ Chris sweats sooooo much and wipes it off on his vest. He's gross.
55.

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Any questions? I may remember more later.
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And after the first time, I couldn't stop shaking. It was weird.

can you guys include it in relevant articles

[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 21:36, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-09-07T04:35:55Z

Wintermute: /* The kacey date log */ new section

User talk:Caboose -1

2010-09-02T05:49:29Z

Wintermute: /* email me */ new section

Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 14:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Yo Dawg ==

I think Caboose is a pretty cool guy. eh hooks up with chicks at parties and doesn’t afraid of anything [[User:Victor Charlie|Victor Charlie]] 03:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

==The Coffee Place article==

I suppose that's true. Personally I think that the author of that article is very interesting, don't you think? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:24, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'm with Ronichu. I wish that guy would write more, he really knows his stuff.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== email me ==

rgardiner9@gmail.com

User talk:OFSheep

2010-09-02T03:54:23Z

Wintermute: /* you wanna know whats goin on currently? */ new section

I can relate to you with your morbid fascination with CWC. That's how I, as well, became hooked on the CWCki and ''Sonichu'': "could the manchild possibly get any more retarded? I ''must'' have an update! And I ''must'' see more of his crappy comic, to see if it can possibly get any worse!" --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 04:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

I definitely want to see your CWC-themed Magic cards at some point. I have to say Pretend Magic Card Making is one of my favorite nerdy time wasters. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 06:43, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

How much mana does it take to cast a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha?
--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 04:29, 1 December 2009 (CET)

1BRG. It's like a super-blightning. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 23:00, 3 December 2009 (CET)

{{Welcome}}

--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:14, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

== Your third set ==

I have never played Magic: The Gathering, but I think that your third set sounds awesome! By chance, could you tell me what more third set version of characters are like (other than third-set Rosechu, which is rather obvious [her with a pickle]). Thanks! --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 21:41, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I've only started on it, really. All it has so far are a few fan interpretation things stripped from the first set. When it's more than 5 cards, I'll add things.

Also, contrary to damned logic, I'm trying to keep this block nudity-free. Rosechu will have an ''implied'' pickle. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:18, 7 December 2009 (CET)

== Yo ==

Top notch work on the Sonichu evolution chart, skip. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:55, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. It took a while to make and a hell of a lot of editing to make it somewhat readable, but I think it was worth it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:23, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

== you wanna know whats goin on currently? ==

email me at rgardiner9@gmail.com

CWCipedia

2010-09-02T02:39:44Z

Wintermute: /* Resurrection */

{{Honest}}

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

'''CWCipedia''' (4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010) (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it was designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris had more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strove to create a platform that even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. Of course, Chris, being a retarded fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris had a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article, he ended up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This led into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he had in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow led to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that was basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery, he got back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was the only donor who delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may have been tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seemed limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
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Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
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Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
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Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
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Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
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Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
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Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
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Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
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Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
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Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Sysop later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to A(I)DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he was completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===
{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===[[CWCipedia vandalism|CWCipedia opened for everybody]]===
{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===
Early on 22 March, the Sysop returned to the site after being busy on other projects and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However, much of the pictoral vandalism continued to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to the Sysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was through coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the Easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[fanbase|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy getting hit by a car, Wild committing suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survived, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovered the vandalization and replaced all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the Sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he would find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia was hacked, again. And once again, it was open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not TRUE and not HONEST comic pages back up.

===CWCipedia abandoned and revived===

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declared the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.]]

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[List of Chris's lies|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia became perfect breeding grounds for [[duck|dicks]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|PINGAS]]. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Hamsty the Hamster]], the CWCipedia was revived and [[Sonichu Season 2|a new season of ''Sonichu'']] began.

===Return of the Captain?===

On 4 June 2010, over a week after he abandoned the CWCipedia, Chris seemingly returned to the CWCipedia, writing in his Captain's Log that he's taking back the CWCipedia from those "D*** trolls". However, if you had read his TRUE and HONEST FAQ, you would've noticed that it was just another trolling attempt.

===The end===

On 26 June 2010, the CWCipedia (or Sonichu Fans Wiki, as it had been called by its [[Asperpedia|new owners]]) was finally terminated. Fortunately, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page a copy of the site as it was before the vandalism and takeover] was kept so future generations can witness the monster of [[fail]] that was the CWCipedia. The vandalisms can be seen on the website as well with a click of the "history" tab.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]</s> '''DELETED'''
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

CWCipedia

2010-09-02T02:39:04Z

Wintermute: /* Resurrection */

{{Honest}}

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

'''CWCipedia''' (4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010) (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it was designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris had more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strove to create a platform that even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. Of course, Chris, being a retarded fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris had a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article, he ended up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This led into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he had in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow led to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that was basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery, he got back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was the only donor who delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may have been tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seemed limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]
Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]
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Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]
Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted
Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
Image:Fkinglie.png
Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]
Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
Image:Knight.png
Image:PlayNow.png
Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Sysop later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to A(I)DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he was completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===
{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===[[CWCipedia vandalism|CWCipedia opened for everybody]]===
{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===
Early on 22 March, the Sysop returned to the site after being busy on other projects and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However, much of the pictoral vandalism continued to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to the Sysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was through coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the Easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[true and honest fanbase|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy getting hit by a car, Wild committing suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survived, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovered the vandalization and replaced all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the Sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he would find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia was hacked, again. And once again, it was open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not TRUE and not HONEST comic pages back up.

===CWCipedia abandoned and revived===

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declared the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.]]

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[List of Chris's lies|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia became perfect breeding grounds for [[duck|dicks]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|PINGAS]]. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Hamsty the Hamster]], the CWCipedia was revived and [[Sonichu Season 2|a new season of ''Sonichu'']] began.

===Return of the Captain?===

On 4 June 2010, over a week after he abandoned the CWCipedia, Chris seemingly returned to the CWCipedia, writing in his Captain's Log that he's taking back the CWCipedia from those "D*** trolls". However, if you had read his TRUE and HONEST FAQ, you would've noticed that it was just another trolling attempt.

===The end===

On 26 June 2010, the CWCipedia (or Sonichu Fans Wiki, as it had been called by its [[Asperpedia|new owners]]) was finally terminated. Fortunately, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page a copy of the site as it was before the vandalism and takeover] was kept so future generations can witness the monster of [[fail]] that was the CWCipedia. The vandalisms can be seen on the website as well with a click of the "history" tab.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]</s> '''DELETED'''
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]

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PS3

2010-09-01T21:21:40Z

Wintermute:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

Chris's [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' ("purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>" [sic<ref>technically isn't possible, because the PS3 wouldn't be released until November that year</ref>] - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was his "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

[[Chris]], being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number is higher, at a little over a third of Chris's [[Monthly tugboat|annual income]].

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

As of the end of 2009 and the beginning of 2010, Chris's PSN purchases grew higher: in several months during this time frame, Chris spent more than $200 each month on the PSN.

Chris spent at least '''$3405.22''' in YOUR [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]] before [[The MovingForward videos|destroying his PS3]] in [[August 2010]].

=== Spending history ===
The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside his home. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], though (and he might also have been binging to get over his "breakup" with Megan Schroeder, which happened that same spring). Likewise, it's perhaps not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from the GAMe PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a good deal more money on the PSN.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}

=== Trophies ===

According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 21 August 2010, Chris has 1117 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

The games where he had over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''inFamous''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
|''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the God of War Collection.
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have got 100% in Gunstar Heroes, but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls
|11
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain
| 10
| 100%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|46
|82%
|A driving game that chris is terrible at. The levels that Chris have made so far are simply bad. In 500 online races Chris has only won 100; that shows Chris's skills.
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
|-
| ''Heavy Rain''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''The Price Is Right''
|11
|76%
| Another real [[sonichu|masterpiece]] of hi-def gaming
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|-
| ''NUMBLAST''
|10
|71%
|NUMBLAST is a [[homos|colorful]] Japanese puzzle game
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he didn't even have booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain <s>nigger</s> Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
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{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability connect his PS3 to the internet, indicating that he either uses a wired ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty... just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over 3 years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but fortunately this did not go to plan and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive, but it's more likely that Chris [[Autism|wasn't even listening]] to the things the representative was saying, being more concerned with being able to use his life upgrade again as soon as possible. This dubious series of events was disputed by CWC experts, who suspect that Chris may not have been his [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE and HONEST self]]. However, his PSN account activity suggested he had indeed deleted fucking everything.

==Good night, sweet prince==

[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]]]]

On 29 August 2010, trolls obtained [[The MovingFoward videos]] where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with his [[car]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode". He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car yet again (repeatedly) for good measure.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - a video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

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[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T23:30:19Z

Wintermute:

<center>THIS IS NOT A SPECULATION PAGE --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:26, 30 August 2010 (PDT) </center>

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

The 'Trophy Unlocked: Killed the HEX-BOX!" has a certain delicious irony to it now. Maybe Chris deserves an Xbox 360 Achievement for 'killing' the PS3? [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 19:17, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:"Achievement Unlocked" Shoopfag request! --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Done--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:13, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Many thanks! Is the misspelling intentional? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Yeah in the moment i forgot how chris spelled Hex-box.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::That wasn't the misspelling I was pointing to. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 07:17, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: Fixed now, sorry, english is my second language.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:38, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
Random observations that probably should be put to appropriate articles: 1) ''"I mean no disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America. Maker of the fine product." ... "I bid you fond...faredoo. Adieu. Fond farewell..."'' If there ever was a proverbial smoking gun as to the fact that Chris just doesn't know what some phrases actually ''mean,'' this would be it. I mean, he failed at really meaning what he said to the sweethearts, and now he failed at really meaning what he said to his sweet fave electronics manufacturer. 2) ''"when I plugged it in, it did not turn on."'' Chris fails basic common-sense fire, electricity and possibly laser safety. If something is obviously FUBAR, you just ''don't'' plug it in, dammit. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 05:51, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

:That second one is a really good point, and I'm wondering where to make a note of it. Maybe just the article for the video, since we haven't got one for anything like "Chris and self-preservation." [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris seems to have gone a little suicidal.. anyone else noticed?--[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 17:25, 30 August 2010 (GMT)
:Don't get your hopes up. Chris is far too arrogant to commit suicide. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:35, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
I don't understand, does he intend to not play vidya anymore, at least on ps3, or did he destroy it because he wiped his hard drive? -[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 12:47, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:I'm gonna guess he destroyed it in a fit of internal tard rage. He'll make another video soon blaming the trolls for it's demise, and then proceed to buy another one. --[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 1:03, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Every time I think this fucking grand epic is over something happens it's maddening! --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 16:30, 30 August 2010 (PDT)`

==/v/ Is not an acceptable source of information==
Wow, this is terrible. /v/ is never ever ever a good source of information. You should know better. I really don't know how to handle the level of misinformation you guys are experiencing here. It's not as if any of the events leading up to Chris smashing the PS3 have been hidden from the public. There's really no excuse for this level of ignorance. You guys shouldn't be looking to 4chan for the latest Chris news, they are always the last to know and always the most misinformed. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 06:05, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:But it's correct information, but also, this isn't the place to be discussing it.--[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 07:05, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::It's correct in the same way that ED is right about Chris --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 07:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Perhaps, then, this talk page (or the video page) is an appropriate place for a link to the location of the correct information? Remember, our job is to educate people about the CWC trainwreck. When people are ignorant, we can't assume it's because of a failing on their part; we have to make an effort to improve cwcki. Ignorance is not a sin, it's an opportunity to become educated.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 07:24, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Again, not the right place to be talking about this. --[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 07:47, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::::*Actually this isn't a bad place to discuss it, as it does pertain to the article and how it should address Chris's motives (if any) for smashing his PS3. Stuff will be revealed in time, I'm sure.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:14, 30 August 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:14, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Really, this isn't the place. People are watching this page. --[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 13:06, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

==Leaked how?==
How do we have this? Was his computer hacked? Was it a private video to a [[Troll|trusted individual]]? Whether or not he knew this would eventually be public is kind of important, and I don't know where to find that. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 09:33, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

:His computer was indeed hacked, and the only way to remove the bug is to format the hard drive and run the machine over with a car. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:02, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Dreams

2010-08-28T06:58:16Z

Wintermute: /* The watery maze dream */

[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|right|The letter to Blanca, a classic example of Chris's prophetic powers in action.]]
Nowadays, it is widely accepted that '''dreams''' can provide valuable insight into the mind of the dreamer. While they represent, at best, a warped reflection of what goes on in the unconscious mind, dreams are nevertheless made up of more than just random, meaningless images.

[[Chris]] adheres to a simpler, primitive belief in the significance of dreams. It's part and parcel of his religious mysticism — he believes many of his dreams are messages from God. Dreams, in Chris's mind, can provide accurate portents of the future, and much of his strange behavior may be connected to his attempts to make these dreams into reality.

==Significant dreams==

Chris has often claimed that his dreams represent communications from the divine. On [[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC]], when asked about his purpose in life, he explained it like so: "To eventually be married to my Sweetheart, then give birth and raise my daughter, as God has pointed it out for me in my dream." Likewise, when [[PandaHalo]] asked him why he wanted a daughter so badly, he said, "it was fortold to me in multiple dreams."

During the [[Father Call]], when Matthew Devoria pointed out that his belief in prophetic dreams was both highly unlikely and potentially blasphemous, Chris was willing to back off from some of the weirder implications of his philosophy. "I am not saying that I am a prophet," he admitted. However, he continued to cling to the belief that his dreams represent the future. "I'm not saying that it is the definite future," he explained, "but that it is a POSSIBLE future."

It could be that Chris believes that [[Chris and Religion|God]] gives him these "visions of the future" in order to comfort him with the knowledge that he will, in fact, triumph in the face of adversity and [[autism]]. Chris himself has, on several occasions, shown that he fears suspense and uncertainty and it wouldn't be a great leap of reason to assume that he thinks [[Chris and his Ego|God is personally tossing him spoilers for his own life]] in much the same way as Chris slathers them onto [[Sonichu]].

Chris has discussed several of his more important or influential dreams in many of his comics, chats, and videos. There may be a great many more that he's never felt like sharing with the outside world, so this section is by no means comprehensive, but it should at least provide a basic overview of the sort of prophecies Chris believes that he receives.

===The Crystal dream===
{{quote|I have my dreams that God gave to me, and I have to see my Crystal Weston Chandler be Born.|Chris, [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]}}

By far the most significant of Chris's dreams is this one, where he saw himself married to an unspecified woman and raising a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. This represents the genesis of his [[Love Quest]], or at any rate his favorite excuse. When he's not willing to admit that what he really wants is [[china|pussy]], Chris claims that his search for a sweetheart is intended to fulfill God's will and produce his prophesied daughter.

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris, during the [[Father Call]].}}

Chris, always one to share too much personal information during conversations with strangers, sometimes brings up the Crystal dream while introducing himself to people. In one of his [[Facebook_messages#Christy_Backe|Facebook conversations]], he sent a new contact the following question: "Do you know any 18-25-year old single women who might like me? I would appreciate any help I can get in finding the one who would be my Sweetheart, and help me realize my dream of me fathering a pretty daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler."

For some time, the many trolls following Chris operated according to the belief that the dream took place when he was around 21 years old, right around the formal beginning of the Love Quest. During the [[Father Call]], however, Chris very clearly stated that he had the dream when he was in elementary school, between seven and nine years of age. In that description of the dream, he also noted that he "had, like, an office job" in his future life, an embellishment that smacks of Chris attempting to impress [[Kacey]]'s father.

Chris's dreams about his future daughter are at least partially responsible for his refusal to date black women. In [[Mailbag 35]], he explained, "I never saw a black woman being my wife in any of my dreams of me and my white baby daughter."

===The Blanca dream===
During the late summer and early fall of [[2008]], Chris wildly ping-ponged back and forth between a number of potential [[trolls|sweethearts]], including [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[Blanca Weiss]]. On September 29, however, he finally settled on Blanca, having supposedly experienced a dream where he met her in the lobby of a [[Charlottesville]] hotel.

Chris describes the dream in some detail in his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Chris_dreams_of_Blanca|e-mails to Blanca]], as well as the [[Chris's_Letter_to_Blanca|letter]] he sent to her along with his medallions.

{{quote|I FINALLY HAD my Dream that I have been waiting for for soo long; the dream revealing the name of my Sweetheart-to-be. the scenario was simply, after talking to her over the internet, I went to the local Hotel to meet her, and her name came up Often, and was Burned into my Memory and my Heart...SHE is YOU. :) YOU, Blanca Weiss, ARE MY SWEETHEART-TO-BE! |Chris, falling for it on a number of levels.}}

He also mentioned the dream on his [[The_OFFICIAL_Sonichu_%26_Rosechu_Blog|blog]], claiming that "God and Jesus have revealed to me the name of my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be." Three weeks later, the object of Chris's divinely-inspired love dumped him (after dumping his beloved medallions in pickle juice).

===The PandaHalo dream===
Although breaking up with Blanca temporarily sent Chris [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_21st,_2008|crashing into slumber]], he recovered from the trauma quickly enough with the aid of his dear friend PandaHalo. By mid-November, he was having wet dreams about her and sharing the details in their communications, which Panda promptly passed on to her fellow trolls on [[IRC (26 November 2008)|IRC]]:

{{quote|During my most recent dream, You were in it. You were alone in your apartment; I had just run in to see you. We talked for a bit, but then you and I, we made out, then got naked and lost our virgin ways to each other. It got soo goodly hot and wild, that I came in my sleep over you.|Chris, traumatizing a chatroom full of trolls.}}

If this particular dream also happened to be a prophecy, GodJesus must have gotten his wires crossed. Chris never met Panda in person, and had more or less gotten over her long before she allegedly died early in 2009.

===The Ivy dream===
In [[Episode 19]], Chris recounted a vision where two-thirds of the Holy Trinity told him, in the most explicit possible terms, that [[Ivy]] was destined to be his one true love, that his enemies would be defeated, and that his [[biological clock]] would soon be conveniently reset. None of these prophecies came true. Chris may still believe that Ivy was absolutely not a troll, but this did not stop him from crafting a gruesome death for her in the pages of his comic.

===The Watery Maze Dream===
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|right|Animated for your non-pleasure. (Note: The original animation showed Chris's crude portraits of himself and the mystery woman as nude, but he added clothes so he could re-upload it to the G-rated Flipnote website).]]
Another one of Chris's wet dreams, in the literal sense this time, involves a vision of encountering his promised sweetheart in a "watery maze." Chris mentioned this recurring dream in his [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|quiz about himself]], although he didn't offer very many additional details.

[[Liquid Chris]] took advantage of this bit of information to mock his rival in one of his [[For_Chris|videos]], declaring that he and his girlfriend [[Kacey]] "are going to swim through a watery maze and make passionate love to each other and [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|it's going to be awesome]]."

Chris eventually immortalized this dream in a [[An Ol' Classic Dream|terrifying animation]], showing us a little more of what it's about. The details were unsurprising: in a maze full of water, Chris meets an unspecified woman and has sex with her. The end.

Chris was especially eager to keep this animation on [[Flipnote Hatena]], having uploaded it a grand total of ''six times'', despite its assorted violations of the website's policies. Though the site's moderators deleted it a number of times, he doggedly kept re-uploading it. Judging by the monologue after the dream ("If only I knew who you are in reality...") Chris believes that the [[Lovely Weather|"LOVELY WOMAN"]] is a real boyfriend-free girl somewhere, perhaps having a similar dream. By putting his sex fantasy where everyone could see it, Chris may have been attempting to contact the non-existent woman.

==Minor dreams==
===The Sonic on Game Boy dream===
In the [[Song of Christian]], Chris claims to have experienced a dream involving a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game for Nintendo's Game Boy handheld. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], it took place in June of 1997. This, he says, is what inspired the "Sonic Dumps Sega, Joins Nintendo" cover story on his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], as well as the many half-assed knockoff Sonic game concepts inside of it. He also wrote a letter to the real ''Nintendo Power'' describing the dream.

This is one dream of Chris's that actually came true, after a fashion. While Nintendo never made a Sonic game for the original Game Boy, ''Sonic Advance'' hit the Game Boy Advance at the tail end of 2001. It was one of the very first Sonic games for a non-Sega hardware platform, seeing release around the same time as ''Sonic Adventure 2 Battle'' for Nintendo's GameCube. In typical Chris fashion, he announced that he "pretty much foretold that outcome" in a [[The Sonichu Chronicles|PowerPoint presentation]].

===The Pamela dream===
During his chats with (someone he believed to be) [[Vanessa Hudgens]], Chris cited a dream that taught him a useful moral lesson. Supposedly, during the long months of the [[Megan Saga]], Chris had a dream where he "had to choose" between his TRUE and HONEST love for [[Megan Schroeder]] and his temporary lust for [[Chris and television|TV star Pamela Anderson]]. "I stuck by my [[Chris and religion|morals]] and went for Megan," Chris explained. "And because the same is being applied between you and [[Ivy]], I am going to remain strong and true and stay with Ivy."

Given that he never got any from Megan, of course, in retrospect the sensible choice would have been to go for Pamela, a la Borat. Here's to the path not taken.

===The Patti-chan dream===
Some time after the death of his beloved dog [[Patti-Chan|Patti]], Chris had a dream (or multiple dreams) reassuring him that Patti was alright and living comfortably in the presence of God. Chris discussed this in his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|Plea to Clyde Cash]] from [[January 2009]], hoping that Clyde would follow his example, "get over" the death of [[Ryan Cash]], and stop cruelly tormenting him. For some reason, Clyde chose to ignore Chris's advice.

===The acid factory dream===

In [[Mailbag 39]], responding to a question that attempted to reason with him about his hatred of [[Asperchu]], Chris dove off along a tangent and described a particularly picturesque nightmare that mixes his hatred of [[tobacky]], his now non-hatred of [[alcohol]], and his [[Chris and race|racism]].

{{quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, [[Chris and Race#Jews|going through BURNING OVENS]], coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Your guess is as good as ours.}}

Chris has a habit of bringing up traumatic experiences from his past on the least provocation, usually as a way of fishing for sympathy. For instance, during the [[Father Call]], he went on the defensive by suddenly changing the subject to the incident where he was allegedly abused during [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]].

===Dreaming of death===
Chris has apparently dreamed on multiple occasions of the instant that precedes death. In his [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#Size_does_not_matter._.28CCS.29|conversations]] with the Sysop of [[CWCipedia]], while complaining about various objectionable advertisements on "his" site, he delivered the following bizarre non sequitur:

{{quote|Seeing the BIG Ad in the One Spot is as terrifying as the Flash Of Light at the Instant Millisecond of DEATH, or even, technologically, the Blue Screen Of Death. And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|This statement offered without comment.}}

Exactly why Chris chose to draw a connection between the moment of a human being's physical death and the moment of a Windows PC crashing is uncertain. This might be because the error alert that comes up after a critical system error in PCs is colloquially known as the "[[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]]" (BSoD), which literal-minded Chris would associate with a real near death experience.

===High school dreams===
During his [[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript|date with Emily]], Chris mentioned recurring dreams about his days at [[Manchester High School]]. Given that his high school years were the last time Chris had anything like real friends or a fulfilling social life, it's no surprise that he often revisits them in his dreams. He describes the dreams in a very wistful, nostalgic tone: "I get to see all my- all my old s- c- all my old friends... there."

Chris also added that Megan Schroeder sometimes appears in his dreams of high school, even though he didn't meet her until well after he graduated and returned home to [[Ruckersville]]. Clearly, his unconscious mind is cobbling together an amalgam of all his fondest memories.

==Typifying Chris's dreams==
Just like those of real people, Chris's dreams can be split into some distinct categories which can tell us more about his motivations, his fears, and his state of mind at the time he dreamt them. It should be noted that the dreams Chris has seen fit to discuss are no doubt the ones which have affected him emotionally and which he thus considers worthy of discussion. It is highly likely that on most nights he simply dreams his Aspie dreams about day-to-day events, just like we all do. Considering what Chris's life is like, these are probably not worth consideration by anyone.

===Wish-fulfillment Dreams===
Freud stated that all dreams were a kind of wish-fulfillment. While this has been discussed ad nauseam and expanded upon by many psychologists in the years since, this represents a good jumping-off point for studying some of Chris's dreams. As one example — Chris's dog died, and he wanted to know that she was happy, so he dreamt that she was in heaven. This is simple enough (though it does raise questions about Chris's ability to work through his grief). Also part of this are dreams when he is back at high school, in dumbass classes where he wasn't affected by the cruelties of real life, surrounded by [[gal-pals]] and still svelte enough to fit into his Ash Ketchum costume. The anachronistic appearance of Megan in these dreams serves to confirm that they represent mental wish-fulfillment on his part. Chris wants to go back to high school, and his mind allows him to do so.

===Aspirational Dreams===
Chris's dream about Crystal, and those he attributes to the influence of God, represent a far less common and somewhat more problematic type of dream — ones which seem to create aspirations in the dreamer. These dreams are extremely rare, in many cases happening only a handful of times in an entire lifetime (according to Jung). Chris's dream about Crystal, considering it happened at such an early age, likely coincided with a major period of psychological growth in his life (what little we know about Chris's life at this time may support this notion), which would have inflated an otherwise small thought in his mind to a highly emotional aspiration. To have remembered this dream for so long suggests a feeling of bliss or enormous happiness at the time of dreaming, which he now associates with the content of the dream. Crystal therefore represents less an actual wish for a daughter (Chris doesn't know shit about raising children) and more a desire to return to the state of happiness he felt in his sleep, likely at a moment of extreme personal catharsis within his waking life.

===Nightmares===
Given Chris's total lack of imagination, his nightmares seem shockingly vivid. The particulars of what they represent are a job for a psychologist of a level above that of a [[Rocky Shoemaker|church counselor]] (although the acid factory dream is simple enough to understand - Chris hates [[alcohol]] and [[tobacky]]), but their apparent muffled severity offers us some hope that within the stagnating mass of lard and stupidity that is Chris, there is a voice of reason struggling to escape like a drowning man screaming madly for the surface. If Chris ever discovers the core of the turmoil indicated by his nightmares and what they represent, it would very likely destroy his perspective on the world and he may finally continue on the path towards psychological maturity. Alternatively, the shock might kill him, which would be sad, but at least he would never be able to draw another fucking [[Sonee]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and religion]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User:Wintermute

2010-08-28T06:15:36Z

Wintermute:

{{Americunt}}
{{JERK}}
{{Muslim}}
{{Desi}}
{{krapplefag}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Hex-Bawx}}
{{EDUser}}

هاي وأنا رجل من نيويورك نحو خلق منظمة العفو الدولية لرصد أنشطة الأطفال في كل مكان رجل الدهون. (ايضا. كذلك لا احد يعرف من القرصنة تصل قيمتها إلى رجال? إنني حصلت على وظيفة له.

( the kacey thing is saved her in case another faggot baleets it)

1.
As someone put two and two together, Kacey has met Chris Chan. On two occasions, and one near miss.
2.

3.
Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.
4.

5.
and now onto our show This is rushed short versions. Kim can help fill in details.
6.

7.
---------------------------
8.

9.
First day:
10.

11.
went to mall with Kim. We met, talked, and called Liquid. We planned to have Liquid not know that Kacey was there to try to be peacemaker, and he would call, find out and be angry.
12.

13.
Chris had given us the slip, so we called him and finally got him to go back to the mall. It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside. He shows me his eyes up close. They both look hazel. they are not different colored. so we walk to starbucks. he draws me a picture of sonichu. He shows me the medallion. He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. I send liquid a text message to call.
14.

15.
Liquid calls, I confess where I am, and Liquid starts screaming and demanding to talk to Chris. Chris grabs the phone and starts screaming in a crowded mall. People are uncomfortable, staring, and walk away. I'll let Liquid detail the call.
16.

17.
Liquid talks to me again and is a jerk. I cry and ask Kim to go to the bathroom so I can sob. Inside we call Liquid and ask him what he told Chris. I smudge my makeup and go back out. Chris is coming towards us. I act like I'm upset and crying. Chris mentions how Liquid sucks, etc. He says he has to go. He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. He repeats that now we are friends and he will help me out. HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR. I look onto Kim with horror. She looks at me in horror. Chris bounds away without so much as a goodbye.
18.

19.
overview:
20.
+ Chris touches me. a lot.
21.
+ Chris is boring and goes on and on about Sonichu and how now I'm meeting the TRUE CREATOR.
22.
+ Chris repeats about his stupid eyes. Thinks he's better than Liquid because both of Liquid's eyes are green.
23.
+ Chris does not approve of Liquid
24.
+ CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME
25.
+ Chris scares everyone
26.

27.
I'll let you digest this and Liquid can chime in and I'll write up the near miss meeting and part two.
28.

29.
Near miss:
30.

31.
My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
32.

33.
Second time: (note Liquid is now gone)
34.

35.
We met Chris at the mall again. There was horrible traffic so I was late and Chris left for his British Comedy. I called him and begged him back. He would FOR KACEY. He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
36.

37.
more rape eyes, he talks about how liquid trolled us both but now i have THE REAL DEAL TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS. more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. More boring. More Chris asking for my number, and I say I have overprotective parents who pay for it so i have to keep my restricted number and no. He keeps hinting to dating me and how pretty I am.
38.

39.
Kim gets distracted by a friend. Chris and I walk along without realizing. He asks me if I want to see his car. I of course say yes but then realize Kim isn't there. I text her. Chris calls his father and lies and says he's in traffic and will be late going home. Chris takes me to his car. It's awful. Stickers of pokemon and sonichu everywhere (there is a homemade one of his tripod site address). The bumper sticker is held up by duct tape. He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. I glare at him and break away. He asks if I want to sit in his car, I text Kim. I say no. He insists. I sit with the door open and my legs out, ready to run. He tells me the last girl in his car besides his mom was megan. I cry. I ask to take his picture. I do. He asks to take a picture together, so I do. he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. He insists he slipped. I say let's go find kim. He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.
40.

41.
He needs to rest so he sits down on a wall outside the mall. He notices my bag from Bath and Body works and asks what I bought. He smells them and one of them is called "P.S. I love you" and he jokes "P.S. IM LOVING YOU!" I laugh nervously and we find Kim. By this time Liquid asks for me to put on the phone so he can hear everything, so I do and hide the phone. I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND. I scream "OH LOOK MAKEUP" and run off. He asks me my fav color. I say "teal." he says "how atealing." I die on the inside.
42.

43.
Chris keeps trying to get close and get my number. He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.
44.

45.
In a later call he invites me to stay the night. I say no. He says I can come over any weekend and go to his church. He doesn't know his own religion. He sucks.
46.

47.
The end.
48.

49.
Overview:
50.
+ Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me
51.
+ Chris is rape eyes always
52.
+ Chris is a moron
53.
+ Chris wants to be a sub for Liquid
54.
+ Chris sweats sooooo much and wipes it off on his vest. He's gross.
55.

56.
Any questions? I may remember more later.
57.

58.
And after the first time, I couldn't stop shaking. It was weird.

User:Wintermute

2010-08-01T20:22:20Z

Wintermute:

{{Americunt}}
{{JERK}}
{{Atheist}}
{{Desi}}
{{krapplefag}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Hex-Bawx}}
{{EDUser}}

هاي وأنا رجل من نيويورك نحو خلق منظمة العفو الدولية لرصد أنشطة الأطفال في كل مكان رجل الدهون. (ايضا. كذلك لا احد يعرف من القرصنة تصل قيمتها إلى رجال? إنني حصلت على وظيفة له.

( the kacey thing is saved her in case another faggot baleets it)

1.
As someone put two and two together, Kacey has met Chris Chan. On two occasions, and one near miss.
2.

3.
Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.
4.

5.
and now onto our show This is rushed short versions. Kim can help fill in details.
6.

7.
---------------------------
8.

9.
First day:
10.

11.
went to mall with Kim. We met, talked, and called Liquid. We planned to have Liquid not know that Kacey was there to try to be peacemaker, and he would call, find out and be angry.
12.

13.
Chris had given us the slip, so we called him and finally got him to go back to the mall. It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside. He shows me his eyes up close. They both look hazel. they are not different colored. so we walk to starbucks. he draws me a picture of sonichu. He shows me the medallion. He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. I send liquid a text message to call.
14.

15.
Liquid calls, I confess where I am, and Liquid starts screaming and demanding to talk to Chris. Chris grabs the phone and starts screaming in a crowded mall. People are uncomfortable, staring, and walk away. I'll let Liquid detail the call.
16.

17.
Liquid talks to me again and is a jerk. I cry and ask Kim to go to the bathroom so I can sob. Inside we call Liquid and ask him what he told Chris. I smudge my makeup and go back out. Chris is coming towards us. I act like I'm upset and crying. Chris mentions how Liquid sucks, etc. He says he has to go. He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. He repeats that now we are friends and he will help me out. HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR. I look onto Kim with horror. She looks at me in horror. Chris bounds away without so much as a goodbye.
18.

19.
overview:
20.
+ Chris touches me. a lot.
21.
+ Chris is boring and goes on and on about Sonichu and how now I'm meeting the TRUE CREATOR.
22.
+ Chris repeats about his stupid eyes. Thinks he's better than Liquid because both of Liquid's eyes are green.
23.
+ Chris does not approve of Liquid
24.
+ CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME
25.
+ Chris scares everyone
26.

27.
I'll let you digest this and Liquid can chime in and I'll write up the near miss meeting and part two.
28.

29.
Near miss:
30.

31.
My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
32.

33.
Second time: (note Liquid is now gone)
34.

35.
We met Chris at the mall again. There was horrible traffic so I was late and Chris left for his British Comedy. I called him and begged him back. He would FOR KACEY. He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
36.

37.
more rape eyes, he talks about how liquid trolled us both but now i have THE REAL DEAL TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS. more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. More boring. More Chris asking for my number, and I say I have overprotective parents who pay for it so i have to keep my restricted number and no. He keeps hinting to dating me and how pretty I am.
38.

39.
Kim gets distracted by a friend. Chris and I walk along without realizing. He asks me if I want to see his car. I of course say yes but then realize Kim isn't there. I text her. Chris calls his father and lies and says he's in traffic and will be late going home. Chris takes me to his car. It's awful. Stickers of pokemon and sonichu everywhere (there is a homemade one of his tripod site address). The bumper sticker is held up by duct tape. He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. I glare at him and break away. He asks if I want to sit in his car, I text Kim. I say no. He insists. I sit with the door open and my legs out, ready to run. He tells me the last girl in his car besides his mom was megan. I cry. I ask to take his picture. I do. He asks to take a picture together, so I do. he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. He insists he slipped. I say let's go find kim. He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.
40.

41.
He needs to rest so he sits down on a wall outside the mall. He notices my bag from Bath and Body works and asks what I bought. He smells them and one of them is called "P.S. I love you" and he jokes "P.S. IM LOVING YOU!" I laugh nervously and we find Kim. By this time Liquid asks for me to put on the phone so he can hear everything, so I do and hide the phone. I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND. I scream "OH LOOK MAKEUP" and run off. He asks me my fav color. I say "teal." he says "how atealing." I die on the inside.
42.

43.
Chris keeps trying to get close and get my number. He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.
44.

45.
In a later call he invites me to stay the night. I say no. He says I can come over any weekend and go to his church. He doesn't know his own religion. He sucks.
46.

47.
The end.
48.

49.
Overview:
50.
+ Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me
51.
+ Chris is rape eyes always
52.
+ Chris is a moron
53.
+ Chris wants to be a sub for Liquid
54.
+ Chris sweats sooooo much and wipes it off on his vest. He's gross.
55.

56.
Any questions? I may remember more later.
57.

58.
And after the first time, I couldn't stop shaking. It was weird.

Alcohol

2010-07-30T05:35:30Z

Wintermute: /* In the comic */

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[[Image:Sonichurosey.png|thumb|Ever since getting married to [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]] finds that Reeb helps dull the pain.]]

Like [[sex toys|shoving things]] up his ass, '''alcohol''' was something that [[Chris]] used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect.

==Background==
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|Finally Loosened up and flew to Long Island June 12, 2009. Keep It Responsible; ONLY One in a day, or 7 or less in all in a week. ''(Quote from [[CWCipedia]])'']]
He considered alcohol a "slow-acting poison" in his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] video. Alcohol is also mentioned in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). When asked about it in [[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat 2]], he stated that it "causes [[Chris and health|liver dysfunction]] and likely [[Anger|bar fights]] and [[6 June 2010|automobile accidents]]".

==Discovery==
Despite this, a [[Chris's Big Night Out|video]] of Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 12 [[June 2009]], perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of being around a female arise.

At some subsequent point, Chris also discovered cheap beer. Budweiser is apparently his brand of choice, based on eyewitness reports from [[Fridays After Five]] and his account of a trip to a bar prior to visiting [[the GAMe PLACe]] on [[6 June 2010]].

When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 6]] challenged him regarding his shift in attitude, Chris replied, "I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself."

In [[Mailbag 16]], from [[December 2009]], he described his drinking habits in more detail: "I am more of a Social Drinker; I generally do NOT spend a weekly amount on drinks; I only drink at like a party or with a friend on rare ocassions." (This remark was met with some skepticism from [[trolls]], since based on all the available evidence Chris has no friends who would invite him to parties.)

Even after discarding his original hard-line attitude, though, Chris still found opportunities to get a little preachy regarding the demon liquor. In [[Mailbag 33]], from early [[January 2009]], he remarked, "And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, unresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents." He also, in [[Mailbag 5]], advanced the bizarre theory that drinking while pregnant "CAN PROVOKE [[homos|homosexuality]] in the child."

==Hypocrisy==
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only [[CWC Cola]], a cola made with Chris's [[semen|secret ingredient]].

==Chandler family and alcohol==

It is interesting to note that [[Cole Smithey]] mentions that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] [[:Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG|met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers]].

The Chandler family line has an (unsurprising) history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn, "drank heavily and had a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] during the time he was married. Family stories say [[Bob|he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children]] ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref>

==In the comic==
[[Image:RealReeb.jpg|thumb|Reeb is the official drink of [[Kick the Autistic]].]]
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|left|A worker at 4-Cent_Garbage downing a relaxing can of Reeb.]]

In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Chris refers to beer in all instances as "Reeb".

At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children, and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated [[anime]] shows such as ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]''.

Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and could have led to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[money]]). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for [[homosexuality]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|Mailbag 31]]</ref> And you thought Chris was intolerant.

In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video he announced that the prohibition had been repealed. Hopefully this will curb the bootlegging mafioso who held the city in a grip of pleasant distraction from the horrors of being ruled by Christian Weston Chandler.

"Reeb" is the drink of choice for the drunkards at [[4-cent_garbage.com]].
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==Substance Abuse Issues==

It is speculated that Chris's introduction to alcohol held some consequence in his life. As evidenced by the [[Chris's Big Night Out]] Videos Chris's introduction to alcohol was a mostly positive experience for him. His introduction to the drugs effects was in conjunction with (as far as our knowledge goes) with his first night enjoying an adult experience Chris was not accustomed to. Alcohol was mentioned briefly in a video shortly after, titled [[I'm Sorry, Dude]]. In this video, Chris makes an offer to treat Logan to drinks; as opposed to his past offers of "coffee or soda" to those whom he wanted to get to know. Alcohol was briefly revisited again on camera in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], where Chris was seen drinking. Chris's first recorded video where he appeared visibly intoxicated in [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]. Alcohol began a slow and steady progression into Chris's life; this was made obvious by the numerous references to drinks in the recent e-mails that have surfaced. In [[6 June 2010]], Chris revealed that he drives and attempts vehicular assault after drinking.

Alcohol may be contributing to the declining health of Christian. Since his decision to leave the internet and went about seeking real life interaction with other people, Chris has revealed to us that he spends most of his day sitting in bars and playing Nintendo DS. While once claiming to be a "Social Drinker", it is becoming quite obvious that Christian is anything but. Christian's childlike perception of the world is most likely deafening his awareness to the substance's advancement of relevancy in his life. At this point, Christian is most likely turning to alcohol for escapism. "I went over to a bar, and I had a Bud. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my DS, while I- while I waited to the- uh, while I waited to the hour." It is obvious that with Chris's current loneliness and depression, his alcohol use will yield repercussions in his life.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]
*[[4-cent garbage.com]], where the workers often drink reeb
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]], where the CWCville crime is mentioned
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], where he gives [[Fail|"advice"]] on the subject

{{Chris and}}

[[Category: Social life]]
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User talk:Ronichu

2010-07-29T22:18:25Z

Wintermute:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:46, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Hi! I suggest that we move that list about Chris's "Chris_chan" page from the [[ED]] page to the [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]] page, where it would be of more help. What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:04, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Eh I thought I was cool but I guess I'm not, I'll just go back to lurking and transcribing. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:35, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

No problem. I don't have anything else to do at the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 13:16, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't get yourself down man, at least you tried. More than that, you confirmed to everyone that Bob was alive and back home. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:34, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Notes to self:

Write about:

Chris and mindless devotion.
Chris and failing despite many opportunities.

== Re: Typos ==

I ain't surprised given how much transcribing you do - nut job :P --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== You are a hero ==

Srs. Good job on the Mumble chats. I take my hat off to you. If he tries any more spanish shit, drop me a line and I'll get it sorted. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks man, I really appreciate that. Still got more to go tho'. :) [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:29, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Ronichu is clearly some sort of god, trapped in mortal flesh.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:23, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

===Medal of Merit===
For your work on Mumble Chat 3, you have been awarded the Medal of Merit. Congratulations and keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thank you man. I'm tearing up over here. :') -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:20, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
==Note to Self==
Based on the info in the leaked emails, I believe I am close to identifying the YASG. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:16, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

What's all this about niggastolemyfamicom needing to be shot to the moon? Explaination plox. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

'S all cool, no sweat. I just wanted to know if banhammering was the way forward. Thanks for pointing it out to me though. Good job, as always. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:31, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Just to follow up, he got a banhammer to the head from me. Thanks. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:37, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Nice call, chief Squirtle Who Yawns. :D -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:09, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey, no sweat. Thanks for bring it to my attention. Keep up the good work, you legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:16, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

==Halp?==
i was told that you were trans mumble 6, and i wanted to see if you needed a hand as I am completely free for the weekend. I just dont want to get in your way, so i am going to start around 1:20:00 or 1:10:00. if you want me to do somethig else or or you want me to GTFO, tell me kthxbai.--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 20:46, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Cheers cunt ==
I'll help you out on the mumble chats in general. There's a shit ton to be done in there and it'll be easier to tackle it with more than one person. I can 9.5 done in one more sitting then can move on to others. Any ones of high priority? Edit: jesus christ I've just been looking at what you've been doing. Don't know if I'll put up that much effort but my metaphorical hat goes off to you sir. [[User:Big Fucking Whoopie|Big Fucking Whoopie]] 15:02, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note to self ==

Fix Vivitheg's AIM chat to be like the Mumble chats, you dumb retarded fuck. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:48, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:No! Don't! I was just saying I had changed the colors to match the stuff on the [[CWCki:Transcription Style]] page! You don't have to do anything! You're free!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:57, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh my God. I'm... I'm free. :') ... naw, who am I kidding. There's plenty of Mumbles left to go. :D -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:28, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Miyamoto article. Gimme a day or so, I'm sure I can write something about Japanese honourifics with a few sources. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:34, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

== Before you post that stuff you said you were gonna post ==

Talk to me again. You know where to go. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:02, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag Potential ==

If Chris ever answers mailbags again, I was thinking of submitting the following question to him:

Dear Chris,

I heard you were an expert in computers so I was hoping you could help me out with a problem (it's a maths/statistics problem as well and I know you excelled in maths). I recently installed OpenSolaris on my NAS. As per ZFS pool version 21, I am running SHA-256 deduplication routines on my zpool which result in cluster hashing dramatically reducing the size of my dataset by resecting duplicated chunks. However, I am concerned about the possibility of hash collisions- I know that the likelyhood of an SHA-256 collision is about fifty orders of magnitude lower than the statistical probability of an undetected bitflip on ECC RAM, so I was wondering; precisely how much data can my vdevs store before the statistical probability of a hash collision becomes one?

Thanks for your help,

Truman Burbank.

== Re:You are awesome ==

Thanks! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 20:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== You're not a fuckwit ==

You don't deserve that stupid template.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 17:02, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:He's one of the best contributors on here. Damn straight he doesn't deserve that template.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:39, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

:: None of us do, Its just Delabonte being a faggot as usual.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:18, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Wintermute

2010-07-29T22:11:07Z

Wintermute:

y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

lol chris يعتقد أننا إرهابيون --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Do you play Space Station 13? ==

I was playing a few minutes ago and I saw a user named Wintermute. Just wanted to verify if it was you or not. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 21:20, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:/cow/

2010-07-28T23:36:54Z

Wintermute:

User talk:MEANWHILE

2010-07-13T07:13:47Z

Wintermute: Created page with 'وأنا أعلم أنك. أنت من لوحة الصور--~~~~'

وأنا أعلم أنك. أنت من لوحة الصور--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Jump

2010-07-12T06:47:54Z

Wintermute: /* Chris */ new section

==Your article in progress==
Sorry to fuck you up but I made a subpage for you at [[User:Jump/MetalGearSonichu]]. Just your talk page really should just be for talking. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

Ah, thanks bro. New to wiki-ing. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:16, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

==For the new guy==

Lurk moar. Learn the in-jokes and what is/isn't appropriate for the CWCki. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:36, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==Harry==

Just leaving a message to say: thank you for making the sonichu finale article looking decent! you're quite a epic dude! ^^
--[[User:F|F]] 3:44 , 17 May 2009 (GMT)

My pleasure bro, comic is awesome. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 18 May 2009 (CEST)

==Hey==
Jesus christ, Jump, you don't need to apologise to me. No-one needs to apologise to me, at all. It's I who should apologise to everyone else. Believe me when I say I am guilty of far, far worse than you or anyone else in the group, so don't feel bad about anything. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:21, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Grammar ==

Thanks for the positive words. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:09, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== That criticism offer ==

I'm always open to constructive criticism, but please be gentle with me. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 22:16, 11 July 2010 (CEST)

== Chris ==

نعم, ولكن من له حظ من الواضح أن الله تضايقها عليه--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:47, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Wintermute

2010-07-12T03:14:19Z

Wintermute:

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-12T03:10:13Z

Wintermute:

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Belated welcome to CWCki, man. I've noticed that your userpage looks a bit bare. Why don't you tell us a little more about yourself? You can also use some userboxes to indicate your race, religion, orientation, favourite console, etc. Just don't do something stupid, like drop your dox.
--[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 21:04, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

:[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Userboxes Here's a link] for all the different userboxes we have. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 23:22, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== reward ==
hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*I agree with Clyde. Why are you afraid of an autistic blob of fat? Chris is so weak and unmanly, it's no wonder no girl wants to have sex with him. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 00:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*I also agree with Clyde. Aside from his poor [[Chris and Health|health]] and his [[obesity]], Chris proved last September that he was too weak to even break a thin, tiny wooden stake(and even if he did that wouldn't be very impressive). Heck, Chris had trouble with [[Chris Loses It|''cardboard'']] and [[CWC Fighter]] was just laughably bad--Chris has zero coordination. The only wood Chris ever managed to break was his own [[Duck|dick]]. It's not intimidating in the slightest. Chris should just stick to yelling at people.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:25, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:I dunno, Chris is the kind of person that everyone would underestimate. For good reason, of course! The guy can't even do a single proper push-up. But his spastic flailing could land a lucky shot. Normally, that could be akin to being slapped by your 90 year old grandmother, but with that pen knife of his he could do some damage. In the sense you'd get a nasty infection from all the germs that thing must be crawling with from being in his possession. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 01:37, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's assuming you can't either escape/disarm him in the five seconds it takes him to open the thing. Which wouldn't be hard for anyone above the age of ten.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Wouldn't you be too distracted laughing? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 01:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Nah, I'd disarm him and ''then'' laugh. We're not comic book villains, after all.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:01, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**وقال "لا يفعل شيئا فهو ضعيف جدا--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:15, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
***علينا أن نعمل على موقعنا العربية, brother. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:17, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
****ونحن رجل --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 03:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*I also agree with Clyde. You would have to be a total weakling to be afraid of Chris. His pushup video was laughable, and barely being able to curl a 10 lb 12 pack of soda with crappy form should remove any doubt about his weakness. -[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 02:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
** Chris is so harmless, it's hilarious. He keeps inviting people to settle things at his place, but... he's such a wuss and a coward he'd just hurl a "curse-ye-ha-me-ha" moments before getting his pasty skull caved in. Or just call the police because he's a coward, or cower behind his parents because he's, wait, a coward. Honestly, I wish he had just enough balls to actually try and beat someone up just so he gets educated in how weak he really is. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 03:06, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-12T01:15:25Z

Wintermute:

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-09T07:27:00Z

Wintermute:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4|4]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5|5]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6|6]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7|7]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 8|8]]

== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo (banned)
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster (banned)
*Niggomalema (banned)
*Mrpillow (banned)
*Farklesparkle (banned)
*Jammastercoon (banned)
*Travislikesbeer (banned)
*CountCockula (banned)
*Lightsideblue (banned)
*BEEEEES (banned)
*Rapeanator (banned)
*Loldongs (banned)
*Thoumad (banned)
TOTAL: 24
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== CWC Sighting ==

I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.

I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.

At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Danny

2010-07-09T03:04:08Z

Wintermute: Created page with 'cool story bro--~~~~'

cool story bro--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 03:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Wintermute

2010-07-08T23:21:43Z

Wintermute:

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hi I am <s>some dude from new york</s> an AI created to monitor the activities of fat man children everywhere.

(PS. Also does anyone know a hacker worth two shits ? I got a job for him.)

( the kacey thing is saved her in case another faggot baleets it)

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As someone put two and two together, Kacey has met Chris Chan. On two occasions, and one near miss.
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Also, just to answer any questions from the gitar thread, I am the one who developed an allergy rash to Chris. I'm not kidding. It kept getting worse each time and I actually went to get shots and have to use a creme now for erasing the "scarring." It was on one side of my face (where I keep my phone) and along my left shoulder and both arms. It's not axe. It might be his laundry soap or something on his skin. I'm thinking it's his skin because it's where his bare hands touched me.
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and now onto our show This is rushed short versions. Kim can help fill in details.
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First day:
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went to mall with Kim. We met, talked, and called Liquid. We planned to have Liquid not know that Kacey was there to try to be peacemaker, and he would call, find out and be angry.
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Chris had given us the slip, so we called him and finally got him to go back to the mall. It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside. He shows me his eyes up close. They both look hazel. they are not different colored. so we walk to starbucks. he draws me a picture of sonichu. He shows me the medallion. He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. I send liquid a text message to call.
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Liquid calls, I confess where I am, and Liquid starts screaming and demanding to talk to Chris. Chris grabs the phone and starts screaming in a crowded mall. People are uncomfortable, staring, and walk away. I'll let Liquid detail the call.
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Liquid talks to me again and is a jerk. I cry and ask Kim to go to the bathroom so I can sob. Inside we call Liquid and ask him what he told Chris. I smudge my makeup and go back out. Chris is coming towards us. I act like I'm upset and crying. Chris mentions how Liquid sucks, etc. He says he has to go. He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. He repeats that now we are friends and he will help me out. HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR. I look onto Kim with horror. She looks at me in horror. Chris bounds away without so much as a goodbye.
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overview:
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+ Chris touches me. a lot.
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+ Chris is boring and goes on and on about Sonichu and how now I'm meeting the TRUE CREATOR.
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+ Chris repeats about his stupid eyes. Thinks he's better than Liquid because both of Liquid's eyes are green.
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+ Chris does not approve of Liquid
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+ CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME
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+ Chris scares everyone
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I'll let you digest this and Liquid can chime in and I'll write up the near miss meeting and part two.
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Near miss:
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My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
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Second time: (note Liquid is now gone)
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We met Chris at the mall again. There was horrible traffic so I was late and Chris left for his British Comedy. I called him and begged him back. He would FOR KACEY. He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
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more rape eyes, he talks about how liquid trolled us both but now i have THE REAL DEAL TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS. more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. More boring. More Chris asking for my number, and I say I have overprotective parents who pay for it so i have to keep my restricted number and no. He keeps hinting to dating me and how pretty I am.
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Kim gets distracted by a friend. Chris and I walk along without realizing. He asks me if I want to see his car. I of course say yes but then realize Kim isn't there. I text her. Chris calls his father and lies and says he's in traffic and will be late going home. Chris takes me to his car. It's awful. Stickers of pokemon and sonichu everywhere (there is a homemade one of his tripod site address). The bumper sticker is held up by duct tape. He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. I glare at him and break away. He asks if I want to sit in his car, I text Kim. I say no. He insists. I sit with the door open and my legs out, ready to run. He tells me the last girl in his car besides his mom was megan. I cry. I ask to take his picture. I do. He asks to take a picture together, so I do. he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. He insists he slipped. I say let's go find kim. He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.
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He needs to rest so he sits down on a wall outside the mall. He notices my bag from Bath and Body works and asks what I bought. He smells them and one of them is called "P.S. I love you" and he jokes "P.S. IM LOVING YOU!" I laugh nervously and we find Kim. By this time Liquid asks for me to put on the phone so he can hear everything, so I do and hide the phone. I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND. I scream "OH LOOK MAKEUP" and run off. He asks me my fav color. I say "teal." he says "how atealing." I die on the inside.
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Chris keeps trying to get close and get my number. He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.
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In a later call he invites me to stay the night. I say no. He says I can come over any weekend and go to his church. He doesn't know his own religion. He sucks.
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The end.
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Overview:
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+ Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me
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+ Chris is rape eyes always
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+ Chris is a moron
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+ Chris wants to be a sub for Liquid
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+ Chris sweats sooooo much and wipes it off on his vest. He's gross.
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Any questions? I may remember more later.
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And after the first time, I couldn't stop shaking. It was weird.

CWCRockin4Way.jpg

2010-07-07T22:17:43Z

Wintermute:

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|right|They came for CWC.]]
'''''CWCRockin4Way.jpg''''' (released officially on [[CWCipedia]] as ''CWCMenajAQuad.jpg'', because Chris really can't speak French) was a leaked image of [[Chris]] engaged in an orgy where he is penetrating a "half and half" (a possible reference to her being biracial) from behind, while fingering a blond woman and, surprisingly, a [[niggo]].

Some argue that this is the most controversial image in the CWC canon since [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. It is still ''less'' controversial in that this time, the women offended are entirely products of Chris's imagination, which is [[Things Chris has ripped off|a first]]. Of course, this doesn't really offer that much relief, especially when Chris has possibly deluded himself into thinking that these women ''are,'' in fact, real.

==Analysis==
[[Image:CWCanatomyfail.jpg|thumb|right|What the picture looks like with the 'Half and Half' removed by an amateur MS Paint user. Thus it is revealed that Chris fails harder at anatomy than does [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld#Criticism|Rob Liefeld]].]]
Whenever Chris attempts to do [[Rule 34]]s, he [[fail]]s in his usual spectacular fashion. Like his previous benchmark for illustrated depravity, ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris's drawing is a truly awful piece of work:

* The "half-and-half" and Chris; there is no physical way that can happen. Even ''if'' the girl were sitting on his lap, there's no realistic way for his [[penis]] to reach her [[china|vagina]] like that. The way it's drawn, Chris has cut himself at the waist and his duck is just ''stuck'' in there.
* Even when ignoring the obvious anatomical gaffes, the sex position and the whole ''situation'' in the picture is something that just wouldn't work in real life. This is what happens when all of your knowledge about sex comes from [[Chris and sex#Knowledge of sex and gender|pornography]].
* Both the "half-and-half" and the [[niggo]] are just not reacting at all. Compared to the blonde-haired girl, the niggo looks like she's rocking out to some music and the half-and-half is just waiting for something to happen. Considering Chris's duck, though, this is not too unrealistic.
* Once again, Chris has made sure to include both the [[medallion]] and his [[heterochromia|different-colored eyes]].
* In real life, the [[Gitar of Fail]] and Singstar microphone (?) are not, strictly speaking, ''essential'' sex toys.
* In spite of his new-found ''\m/ total hardcore death heavy Guitar Hero metal \m/'' lifestyle, there's still a portrait of [[Britney Spears]] on the wall, complete with "Oops!"
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==Appearances==
The image was first leaked to the trolling public by Bryan Bash towards the end of [[September 2009]]. Chris himself officially acknowledged the image a couple of weeks later, in his [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|10 October Captain's Log]], where he waved it about with great enthusiasm as a totem of his alleged heterosexuality. He then gave it a permanent home on [[CWCipedia]].

==Fantasy or reality?==
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|right|Indeed they came.]]
While it's always a dicey proposition trying to draw grand conclusions from Chris's demented rants, his comments on the image suggest that he might believe he has actually performed the acts depicted. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log video]] where he gave the picture its official debut, he declares "I'm having sex with three women!" Not "I drew myself having sex with three women," or even "I'd sure have sex with three women if I ever got the chance," but "I'm having sex with three women."

It's well-established that Chris has an occasionally tenuous grasp of the distinction between [[Chris and reality|fantasy and reality]], especially with regards to the lives lead by his fictional creations. Chris may have reached a point where putting his fantasies down on paper is enough, from his point of view, to make them real. He at least considers the image to be indisputable proof of his straightness, fetishising it along with other random objects like his Optimus Prime toy and [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]]. In Chris's mind, the horrifying image possesses a far greater significance than your average piece of terrible, terrible artwork.
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==Gallery==
Chris is not so shallow as to be fucking three random ladies. Rather, these are members of his [[Guitar Hero]] band and they have unique names. Jody Zimmerman (the [[niggo]]) is the drummer, Zuri Alryte (the "Half-and-Half") is the singer, and Kiera Bei (the [[Britney Spears|Aryan blonde]]) is the bass player. So, yes, Chris is building his virtual harem.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ZuriAlryte.jpg|'''Zuri Alryte''': she's "All right" because she's at least half white.
Image:KieraBei.jpg|'''Kiera Bei''': Britney's long lost twin sister?
Image:JodyZimmerman.jpg|'''Jody Zimmerman''': A sistah or a brotha? You decide.
[[File:Chris-Chan Orgy.png]]
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]] - The Captain's Log where this pic first appeared.
*[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]] - Another appearance of Chris's "rock band".
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - The former state of the art in Chris-chan smut
*[[Giant Penis Comic]] - Another example of Chris's rich fantasy life

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg The image on CWCipedia]
[[Category:Images]]

File talk:Chris-Chan Orgy.png

2010-07-07T22:15:22Z

Wintermute:

Why have you created this thing.

Why do you hate us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:01, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I cant believe someone actualy took the time to draw this!

I actually did not create this. Someone over on Uncyclopedia (a wiki that portrays opposite versions of their subjects; i.e, Chris-chan is popular and successful) made it, and I uploaded it here. [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 16:30, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I can almost hear Chris: " If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex with FOUR WOMEN?". Yes, this image is pure nightmare fuel. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:52, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:It never even occurred to me that Uncyclopedia would have an article on Chris. It's definitely something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:06, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::Good Lord... imagine if he found that site. He'd think he finally won the lottery! [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:26, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::: He would make a lot of friends. most uncyclopedia users have the same intelligence of Chris.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

This is a shoop of something else. Says so on Uncyclopedia. Whoever made the original didn't have CWC in mind at all... which makes it all the more horrifying, because they created a fat, ugly character from scratch to have a Rockin'5way. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 18:49, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Bill, I'm betting it would likely turn out the same way as the Web Soup incident. Either way, I think I'm gonna add this as an image on CWCRockin4Way.JPG, and call it a 'life upgrade.' Or maybe that idea sucks. Thoughts? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 18:58, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I found [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler the page]! It sucks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I thought it was ok but i still think we should try to introduce it to Chandler anyway, he fucked up his entire life over the ED Article, and so hele probably overeact to the Uncyclopedia one. But then detract and start feeling slightly confused or atleast perturbed. He will then probably try and edit it and the rest is history repeating itself, sortof [[User:Leekduck]]

File talk:Chris-Chan Orgy.png

2010-07-07T18:10:55Z

Wintermute:

Talk:Sonichu (IRC chat)

2010-07-06T22:41:16Z

Wintermute: /* can someone provide a link */ new section

==To do==
*history of chat (outbranch of #chris-chan and a way for Chris to communicate with us directly)
*drama relating to the chat
*some very notable things Chris has said in there
*in jokes
*how to get banned
==Connection==
Why is it empty? I used the Mibble link you provided.

==Hai Guise==
This seems like the place to ask, how do I IRC?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:09, 20 November 2009 (CET)

== can someone provide a link ==

seriously man--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:41, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-06T02:11:33Z

Wintermute: /* dude */ new section

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-04T07:19:53Z

Wintermute:

Welcome to CWCki, dude!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 05:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey pal, welcome to the CWCki. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 01:55, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello there. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:29, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello there, new user.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello friend, welcome to the CWCki! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Good to have you here man.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:20, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-01T02:04:35Z

Wintermute: /* 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash */ new section

File talk:Bc.PNG

2010-06-30T04:15:32Z

Wintermute: Created page with 'sauce--~~~~'

sauce--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 04:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BabyNeko

2010-06-29T08:41:54Z

Wintermute: /* Good riddance */ new section

Hey there! hope you've been feeling fine! You asked before what you could do to ehlp the wiki and now i know what! you can restore the broken links to the cwcpedia on the comic articles. if you do that maybe they won't harras you again. just sayin'.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:00, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
==HAHA==
IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL US FAGGOTS, YOU SHOULD SIGN YOUR POSTS. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:37, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Also, your vagina probably smells like rotting eggs. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:22, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Good riddance ==

you white knight piece of shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 08:41, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Niggoducks

2010-06-29T08:39:29Z

Wintermute: Created page with 'Must be someone else what the hell is toatse--~~~~'

Must be someone else

what the hell is toatse--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 08:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Incredible Lioness

2010-06-28T02:32:48Z

Wintermute:

==Merge==
Is there any reason why this can't go in Rosechu? Srsly, we can easily condense this and have it go into Rosechu with the other evolutions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:07, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
*In my not-so-valuable opinion, if [[Vamprosa]], [[Metonic]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]] have their own pages, why not "The Incredible Lioness"? Even if it does sound like a Circus sideshow act, it still technically is an 'evolution' of Rosechu, and other evolutions have got their own pages. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 22:18, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
::*Good point - why do these evolutions need their own pages? Should we merge them into Rosechu? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think if that happens it could cause a clusterfuck of information - that would be another two sections added to each page. I've got not qualms with the way things are now, but let's just see how other CWCkipedians weigh in on this. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 22:35, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
::*I can kind of see why Ultra Sonichu has its own page; it's been fairly prominent in the comics as of late and may merit one soon enough. But Vamprosa and Metonic... Have they ever even been featured? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:22, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
:::*Vamprosa and Metonic are in the Classic Sonichu Strips and Chris+Sarah Life Shares. Not much, but somewhere. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:30, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
::::I think that these evolutions are different enough to warrant their own pages. It'd be like merging the article on Sonees to the article on Sonichu, they are two different things and need their own pages. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:09, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: Merge this bicth--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:32, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Bill Lumburg/Sandbox

2010-06-24T21:50:18Z

Wintermute: Created page with 'For christsakes why do so many people like that POS site?--~~~~'

For christsakes why do so many people like that POS site?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 21:50, 24 June 2010 (UTC)