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Muscle bra

2010-04-25T14:44:59Z

Wtv: /* Chris and bras */

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[[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg|thumb|Happy Chris in a muscle bra and with [[PS3|life upgrade]]]]
[[Image:Cwcbraorig.JPG|thumb|Unhappy Chris in a classic bra]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Chris with no bra whatsoever]]
{{quote|OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin.|Chris in [[#the bra e-mail|the bra e-mail]]}}

'''Muscle bra''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:sports bra|sports bra]] that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is wearing on his [[obesity|manboobs]].

The muscle bra first appeared in [[October 2009]] in the leaked e-mail accompanied by photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.

Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:

{{quote|I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.|Chris in [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]}}

==Chris and bras==

Chris seems to find the sight of male chest and pecs extremely unappealing and even offensive. In the April 2010 video message [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Men Should NEVER be Topless]] he said he would actually make it a [[law]] for all men to wear bras. It is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to [[homos|appear straighter]] than straight.

It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his [[Chris and art|inability]] to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well, or more likely he simply wants to cover the fact that he needs one because of his big breasts by encouraging people who do not need one to wear one as well, thus hiding the actual reason for him wearing his fashionable sportsbra.

Chris clearly liked wearing a muscle bra so much that, around six months later, [[For_J-R's_Eyes_Only.MOV|he gave us a better look in a video]]. One might assume that the clean white bra here is a different one from the pale green one in the photos, implying that Chris has bought multiple bras. Given that things never get cleaner in the Chandler household, only filthier, this seems a safe assumption to make. Chris also reveals in the video in question that he wears bras with a band size of 42. His cup size is unknown at this time.

==The bra e-mail==
[[Image:CWC_Bra_Review.jpg|thumb|One of Chris's many [[trolls]] making use of this new information.]]

<blockquote>
(omitted stuff)...

[[Stress]] causes Memory Loss sometimes. At least I undid the hacker who got into my [[YouTube]]. 

Also, I did my shopping today; I haven't been able to draw or color today yet, but I will set some time tonight. I got my copy of [[Guitar Hero|G.H.5]], my new 3-in-one-printer, and I found the sports bras at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]]; 3-packs for $10 a pack. In leiu of going into the fitting room, I asked the nearby female employee to measure my bust size; I'm a 43. So I got a 3-set of 42; I've been wearing one for try... It is sooo comfortable, and my manboobs do not bounce as easily; I jumped a few times to see. OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. It's like a [[sex toys|Guitly Pleasure]] or something. 

Anyway, I got my exercise in today. I also went to [[McDonald's|McD]], Toys 'R' Us, Sheetz, Food Lion and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS! OMG, it really ground my gears to realize that. Although at Target, I was not totally surprised; I went straight to their computer station and filled in their application online. But EVERYONE IS LIKE GOING DIGITAL WITH NO PAPER TRAIL; It Sucks! This is even WORSE Than that CRAPPY PowerWeb at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. 

Yes, you have read correctly, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT DAMN, STUPID POWERWEB!<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/TwoMarys#Mary_Lee_Walsh Chris seems to hate the PowerWeb because it's a pet project of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and he was too dumb to understand how to use it.</ref> Even in it's pre-released Over Advertising, which was TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. Every time I was FORCED into using that Damn System, I was always reluctant, and I had to use my Student ID No., which I HAD NEVER CARED TO MEMORIZE; I only glanced at a few numbers at a time upon entry, and "In One Ear And Out The Other" with that soiled piece of what would have been valuable information. You said I was the first person you met to Hate Kenneth; well, I'm probably the first person you met who Always Loathed the PowerWeb since its PreBirth. 

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[stress sigh|sigh]]*

But I digress... and this bra feels sooo good.

Something else, I'll forward you an e-mail I sent to [[Kacey]] last night after our conversation to best start another concern of mine. 

I'll TTYL, 
Stay Safe, 
Chris.
</blockquote>

==Gallery==
===E-mail images===
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===Animated gifs===
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==See also==
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5645734 Chris's bras at Wal-Mart]

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Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

2010-04-21T18:19:14Z

Wtv:

Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
*It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-22T14:22:03Z

Wtv: /* Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. */

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*It's done, just needs some formatting and cleaning up and stuff. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I tidied up a few bits and pieces, it seems in good shape. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

He'll be back in a week. Thats how long it took last time he announced he'll leave the internet forever. In spite of him saying no-one needs the internet, he is the biggest example of someone who cannot live without it. No place, person or object will ever let Chris hang around them/it for long. I like to think of Chris and the Internet as symbiots. Chris lives on the internet because its the only place he can get away with the kind of shit he does, and the internet thrives on the lulz that people like Chris create daily. But as for our worst case scenario in that Chris breaks the fabric of reality by sticking to his promise and not going back, then I suppose we continue researching past events and get any new information we can from our field opperatives located in Ruckersville. And if he ever starts caring about his comic and decides he wants the masses to see it, he'll have to come back to us anyway since he'll never get Sonichu paper published. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:09, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Guys, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this isn't a forum]]. We can however discuss the fact that we should mention the other times he's sworn that he'd leave the Internet. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Are there any other notable ones to link to besides the Youtube Finale vid? I have to think there's something I'm forgetting. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Any up for a pool? I say one week before we see some online activity. I wonder if Chris will realize he has no fans off the internet.[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I guess he'll be back... so maybe it's a nice idea to create a new article about his attempts to leave the internet? [[User:Vdevil|Vdevil]] 20:06, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*Should the CWCki have a banner saying " X days with Chris off the Internet" or something like that in the main page then?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**That would be pretty funny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

:*I have a feeling Chris is gonna do something special for CWCipedia, in that case we can replace the CWCipedia Tracker with that "All Quiet on the Weston Front" template, and maybe the PS3 Tracker template. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

:* Well, it seems the sysop is reverting the cwcipedia back to it's original form, before it was mass vandalized. Do you think it's some kind of ploy to bait Chris back into producing shitty comics and making pathetic videos? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:05, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to clarify something: the CWCipedia was hijacked because of the racial slur, yes? I'm wondering because he thinks his absence caused it, which would link well to the ego page. Also, is there some kind of rule on how many links should be used per article? I find this transcript ripe with linking potential.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 20:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

IF someone else made him do it, the likehood of him returning is much stronger --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 14:22, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

==What About His Father..?==

Little (using the term very losely) jerktard. Depressed over his f***ing girlfriend leaving him? What about his father? I never had one, but God... I really think all of us here are more worried about Bob than Chris... And Bob doesn't even KNOW us. Geeze... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:38, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:That's Chris for ya. He puts his own interests above all others. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:40, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::I think if Bob was on the cusp of death, we'd have gotten a sort of "Leave my family alone" plea in attempt to gain sympathy from the trolls. Also, maybe it's his haircut, but his hairline seems to be way far back now. --[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:08, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== He probably won't keep his promise, but if he does, how could it benefit Chris Chan? ==

Chris Chan will most likely be back in a week. But I'm going to be mean and give him a month. If he's not making a Youtube video within that time, then maybe he has kept his promise.

Just imagine how much he would improve if he would learn from his lessons. He might get some exercise, finally get his parents house cleaned, and learn how to live healthier. He may even become and independent person and support himself.

And when he does come back (If it's a long while before he does) to the Internet, he might make actually make good videos for once. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 21:17, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Time will tell how this will end, now we have to focus on improving the pages, there are a lot of pipping to do in this one, i tried, but someone edited the page while i was doing it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:24, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Un-Chris-like video==

Does anyone think that with all the un-Chris-like comments in the video, he had some influence from someone else in making this? I think it could be a result of his young adult group or something like that. Does anyone know more about that thing either? [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 21:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Probably he had some external influence to leave the internet, but i doubt he'd listen to advice, so its more like about the CWCipedia loss.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

* Large part so of this were probably stolen from a recent church sermon. Note the parts where it tries to be hip and relevant but is 20 years out of date ("so yesterday"). --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 22:06, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree with your assessment. I ran parts of the text in Google and I was directed to Ecclesiastes 9:9 and a book called "The Happiness Project", quoting Anne Frank. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:39, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
::* The Ecclesiastes connection is...close. I wonder which translation of the OT his church uses. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:59, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* And this is the problem. Maybe the passage came from a minor "Living" version of the Bible, maybe the text was deformed by the preacher or Chris was just putting it out in his words. Regardless, The similarity is striking enough to know that Chris dint wrote his "Farewell (For Now)" speech by himself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

::* Could you elaborate on these parts? ChaosAkita 02:56, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Here we go; [http://www.happiness-project.com/happiness_project/2009/06/go-outside-enjoy-the-sun-and-all-nature.html Anne Frank's passage] and [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes+9%3A9&version=NIV Ecclesiastes 9:9]. I ran parts of the third paragraph in Google, hoping to get a hit on something and those two passages kept on popping. Maybe it's a false positive but i keep on thinking that the "Young Adult Social Group" where Chris met the WallFlower MIGHT be the place where he was put in contact with those two sources. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:16, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-15T12:41:40Z

Wtv: /* Fun Fact */

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Everybody knows that BITCHES need transcribing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Maybe when the CWCVille Library mirrors these videos involving the Walliflower, we can ask them to censor her name and upload those videos here instead to keep our promise of censorship for her sake. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 04:13, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, we're overthinking this. Let's keep her name in the videos and the transcripts and continue as usual. If she complains, we tell her to take it up with Chris--we're just documenting what he says and he insists on dropping her name. We may also need to remind her that the names "Heather" and "Damian Antaria" are not directly linked to one another and the article discussing her connection to Chris has been edited for anonymity.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Chris is getting desperate for china==
Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:I'll lol hard if he does that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah I would, but seeing as this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* How fucking awful is it when, even when not talking to Chris, we use the phrase "china" instead of pussy, and nobody cares?[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:44, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
** It's a clear sign that we're all on this website too much. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 10:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fun Fact==

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

When does he talk about women loving men who beg? I don't see that anywhere. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Chris doesn't; that's just an observation by the editor because Chris keeps saying please -- [[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 02:03, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Actually - he hints at something like this at one point by disagreeing that men are the magnets. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T09:31:32Z

Wtv:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-11T10:48:06Z

Wtv:

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the heather dalley page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T09:45:14Z

Wtv:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Magical Man Potion

2010-02-24T19:03:36Z

Wtv: Created page with '==Uhm== Ok, this is ripping off steve urkel. That's for sure. --~~~~'

==Uhm==
Ok, this is ripping off steve urkel. That's for sure. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:03, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-09T13:02:24Z

Wtv:

I think we would be better off creating an article about the phrases Chris repeats endlessly, and then noting which ones he copied from TV. Covers more bases.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:20, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

* Not all of those are repeated endlessly, though. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:36, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

This isn't a totally bad idea for an article, but isn't this something that could be included in [[List of things Chris has ripped off]]? Also, when you make an article, please try to use proper capitalization and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

* Sorry. I think this deserves it's own article, because there is a lot of examples for this (they just need to be listed). I wouldn't call it ripping off something per se either, since it's perfectly natural to do this from time to time, it's just that chris does it a lot. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:36, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

The "Grinds my Gears" phrase comes from an episode where Peter uses the phrase and becomes the "Grinds my Gears" guy, so half of an episode was devoted to Peter saying a catchphrase. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 15:33, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:If that's not a reason to hate family guy, I don't know what is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:If I remember correctly, Seth MacFarlane also said that was a phrase he ripped off from John Candy in "Plains, Trains and Automobiles". So, it's a rip-off of a rip-off. I don't know that it's worth noting, seeing as how Chris would be totally unaware, but yeah. That --[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 05:26, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
::On a similar not, we might want to make note of the fact that South Park is not the place to use "breakin' my balls", if you look around there are quite a few examples of the use of some variation of a phrase involving the breaking of balls even decades prior to that. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 04:12, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
:::It's pretty obvious where Chris got it from, though. That's all that matters, isn't it? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 13:02, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
== Renaming ==

Aside for correcting this for grammar, I think others have suggested this be given a more generic title, as television would be too narrow, not to mention I don't want to see things like "List of phrases Chris has copied from video games," "List of phrases Chris has copied from movies," "List of phrases Chris has copied from his parents," etc. Is "List of phrases Chris has copied" grammatically correct (I'm looking at you, [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]])?

On an aside, the format is shit, needs something along the lines of [[Minor CWC-isms]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:13, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, I didn't think about that when creating. I've suggested this on /cwc/ and I agree "List of phrases chris has copied" works for me. Sorry about the grammar, I'm german. I did look at the minor cwc-isms article when creating this one and debating how to set it up but I think this is kind of hard to group alphabetically. but I guess I'll mess with it a bit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 22:46, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-04T10:47:48Z

Wtv:

It is no secret that Chris spends a [[Chris and health|healthy]] portion of his day watching Television shows. His preferences become apparent not only because he will constantly force you to listen to him talk about them, but also because Chris, in his infinite [[Chris and copyright|originality]] likes to take phrases and sentences from shows and use them word by word in his everyday [[Chris and English|speech]]. This article attempts to list all of these occurences, especially those he has used repeatedly.

==Family Guy, The Cleveland Show or American Dad==
;Blocky low resolution
<blockquote>
*Source: When referring to Asperchu's inferiority, e.g. [[Mailbag 41]], [[Mailbag 42|42]], [[Mailbag 43|43]] and [[Mailbag 45|45]] 
*Origin: Family guy's "Road to the Multiverse" episode 
</blockquote>

;Grinds my gears
<blockquote>
*Source: The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality Cwcipedia page on homosexuality], [[Mailbag 2]] 
*Origin: Family Guy's "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" episode: Peter gets his own show, "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?", talking about things that annoy him, or "grind [his] gears" 
</blockquote>

;iRitz
<blockquote>
*Source: [[Mailbag 51]]
*Origin: The Cleveland Show: "Love Rollercoaster" - A joke in which Cleveland is Steve Jobs and invents the edible cellphone, the iRitz.
</blockquote>
==[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern life]]==
;Bad luck and extreme misfortune
<blockquote>
*Source: Describing the effects of the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
*Origin: "Fortune Cookie": Filburt's fortune cookie reads "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity" 
</blockquote>

==Dragonball==
;Kamehameha
<blockquote>
*Source: [[Parody|The inspiration]] for Chris's finishing move, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
*Origin: It's the most famous attack from DragonBall Z 
</blockquote>

==Excel Saga==
;I'm much saltier now
<blockquote>
*Source: Chris likes to say this to say that he's less [[naive]] about sex than he was in high school thanks to porn. 
*Origin: Something Excel says to comment on her training. 
</blockquote>

==South Park==
;Breakin' my balls
<blockquote>
*Source: Said about something that gives him a lot of [[stress]]. 
*Origin: "Kenny Dies": Cartman tries to start a business selling aborted fetuses to stem cell research laboratories. When making deals over the phone, he says "Ugh, you're breakin' my balls man. Got 'em in a vice grip, here." 
</blockquote>

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Talk:Continuity in the Sonichu comics

2010-02-04T10:02:15Z

Wtv:

==As a tangential topic==
I think Chris has said somewhere about stuff in his real life being part of "Canon" or something that would imply that Chris considers his real life as being a "canon" to the comic. He alludes to this with the autism mailbag questions. Find a quote on this would be an interesting thing to note here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:51, 3 December 2009 (CET)
==Rainbow/heaven drawings==
the links are dead. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:02, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T22:50:03Z

Wtv:

It is no secret that Chris spends a [[Chris and health|healthy]] portion of his day watching Television shows. His preferences become apparent not only because he will constantly force you to listen to him talk about them, but also because Chris, in his infinite [[Chris and copyright|originality]] likes to take phrases and sentences from shows and use them word by word in his everyday [[Chris and English|speech]]. This article attempts to list all of these occurences, especially those he has used repeatedly.

==Family Guy, The Cleveland Show or American Dad==
;Blocky low resolution
<blockquote>
*Source: When referring to Asperchu's inferiority, e.g. [[Mailbag 41]], [[Mailbag 42|42]], [[Mailbag 43|43]] and [[Mailbag 45|45]] 
*Origin: Family guy's "Road to the Multiverse" episode 
</blockquote>

;Grinds my gears
<blockquote>
*Source: The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality Cwcipedia page on homosexuality], [[Mailbag 2]] 
*Origin: Family Guy's "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" episode: Peter gets his own show, "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?", talking about things that annoy him, or "grind [his] gears" 
</blockquote>

==[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern life]]==
;Bad luck and extreme misfortune
<blockquote>
*Source: Describing the effects of the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
*Origin: "Fortune Cookie": Filburt's fortune cookie reads "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity" 
</blockquote>

==Dragonball==
;Kamehameha
<blockquote>
*Source: [[Parody|The inspiration]] for Chris's finishing move, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
*Origin: It's the most famous attack from DragonBall Z 
</blockquote>

==Excel Saga==
;I'm much saltier now
<blockquote>
*Source: Chris likes to say this to say that he's less [[naive]] about sex than he was in high school thanks to porn. 
*Origin: Something Excel says to comment on her training. 
</blockquote>

==South Park==
;Breakin' my balls
<blockquote>
*Source: Said about something that gives him a lot of [[stress]]. 
*Origin: "Kenny Dies": Cartman tries to start a business selling aborted fetuses to stem cell research laboratories. When making deals over the phone, he says "Ugh, you're breakin' my balls man. Got 'em in a vice grip, here." 
</blockquote>

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Talk:List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T22:46:44Z

Wtv: /* Renaming */

I think we would be better off creating an article about the phrases Chris repeats endlessly, and then noting which ones he copied from TV. Covers more bases.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:20, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

* Not all of those are repeated endlessly, though. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:36, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

This isn't a totally bad idea for an article, but isn't this something that could be included in [[List of things Chris has ripped off]]? Also, when you make an article, please try to use proper capitalization and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

* Sorry. I think this deserves it's own article, because there is a lot of examples for this (they just need to be listed). I wouldn't call it ripping off something per se either, since it's perfectly natural to do this from time to time, it's just that chris does it a lot. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:36, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

The "Grinds my Gears" phrase comes from an episode where Peter uses the phrase and becomes the "Grinds my Gears" guy, so half of an episode was devoted to Peter saying a catchphrase. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 15:33, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:If that's not a reason to hate family guy, I don't know what is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

== Renaming ==

Aside for correcting this for grammar, I think others have suggested this be given a more generic title, as television would be too narrow, not to mention I don't want to see things like "List of phrases Chris has copied from video games," "List of phrases Chris has copied from movies," "List of phrases Chris has copied from his parents," etc. Is "List of phrases Chris has copied" grammatically correct (I'm looking at you, [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]])?

On an aside, the format is shit, needs something along the lines of [[Minor CWC-isms]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:13, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, I didn't think about that when creating. I've suggested this on /cwc/ and I agree "List of phrases chris has copied" works for me. Sorry about the grammar, I'm german. I did look at the minor cwc-isms article when creating this one and debating how to set it up but I think this is kind of hard to group alphabetically. but I guess I'll mess with it a bit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 22:46, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T19:02:21Z

Wtv: fixed newlines

It is no secret that Chris spends a [[Chris and health|healthy]] portion of his day watching Television shows. His preferences become apparent not only because he will constantly force you to listen to him talk about them, but also because Chris, in his infinite [[Chris and copyright|originality]] likes to take phrases and sentences from shows and use them word by word in his everyday [[Chris and English|speech]]. This article attempts to list all of these occurences, especially those he has used repeatedly.

==The phrases==

; Family Guy/The Cleveland Show/American Dad
<blockquote>
Blocky low resolution 
Source: When referring to Asperchu's inferiority, e.g. [[Mailbag 41]], [[Mailbag 42|42]], [[Mailbag 43|43]] and [[Mailbag 45|45]] 
Origin: Family guy's "Road to the Multiverse" episode 

Grinds my gears 
Source: The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality Cwcipedia page on homosexuality], [[Mailbag 2]] 
Origin: Family Guy's "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" episode: Peter gets his own show, "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?", talking about things that annoy him, or "grind [his] gears" 
</blockquote>

; [[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern life]]
<blockquote>
Bad luck and extreme misfortune 
Source: Describing the effects of the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
Origin: "Fortune Cookie": Filburt's fortune cookie reads "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity" 
</blockquote>

; Dragonball
<blockquote>
Kamehameha 
Source: [[Parody|The inspiration]] for Chris's finishing move, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] 
Origin: It's the most famous attack from DragonBall Z 
</blockquote>

; Excel Saga
<blockquote>
"I'm much saltier now" 
Source: Chris likes to say this to say that he's less [[naive]] about sex than he was in high school thanks to porn. 
Origin: Something Excel says to comment on her training. 
</blockquote>

; South Park
<blockquote>
Breakin' my balls 
Source: Said about something that gives him a lot of [[stress]]. 
Origin: "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut": Cartman tries to start a business selling aborted fetuses to stem cell research laboratories. When making deals over the phone, he says "Ugh, you're breakin' my balls man. Got 'em in a vice grip, here." 
</blockquote>

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-02-03T16:31:43Z

Wtv: grammar mistake

{{quote|it's like talking to a [[Chris|sadistic brick wall]].|[[Anna]] on PVCC<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6429088515</ref>}}

[[Image:PVCClogo.png|thumb|right|The dean's in her office, all's right with the world]]

The '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (colloquially known as '''PVCC''') is a message board, appropriately named after the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villainous organization]] from the [[Sonichu comics]], of inhabited by [[trolls]] who despair at Chris's [[Da update|latest failures]], and want nothing more than him succeed in life.

Having been hosted on the [[110mb|same wonderful server]] as the [[CWCki]] would mean that the PVCC never went offline for any amount of time. It has yet to be seen if the new host's performance is good enough. It is occasionally infiltrated by [[trolls]], but they are quickly sent on their way.

PVCC is ruled by true [[Sonichu]] fan [[Cogsdev]].

==History of site==

The forum was created when Chris's [[ED]] talk page was locked by its zealous guardians, who decreed that the Chris saga had gone as far as it could go. In retrospect, it was the smartest thing they ever did. The forums grew for a while during late 2008 and early 2009, a period known in the mind of many veteran trolls as the time when PVCC ran on [http://sourceforge.net/projects/pblang/ PBLang] and had an ominous bright-red-on-black color scheme. The first 110mb failure was catastrophic and almost the entire PVCC was deleted, so the forums had to be started from scratch -- this time, using the famous and well-known forum software [http://www.phpbb.com/ phpBB].

Around april 2008, account creation on PVCC was protected with an application request system to deter [[ED]] and [[Krapple]] newfags from contaminating the forum. ED, needless to say, didn't take it very well, and after a few months this also led to the creation of the [[EDF|Chris-chan forum at Encyclopedia Dramatica's boards]].

As [[110mb]] continues to crash the site has been through several incarnations, with the current being the longest running version to date.

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Cwc.wad]] - a project originating from PVCC

== External links ==
*[http://pvcc.cogsdev.org/forum/ PVCC]

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-03T15:40:44Z

Wtv: /* List of things Chris has ripped off */

Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of "Incomplete" templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case "Goku Get'em attitude" translates as "No life whatsoever" lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).

::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on "Places" could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==New structure discussion==
:Oh and, by the way.
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.
:Here how I envision it:

==Franchise type==
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===
Laconic description of the franchise.
* Example example example.
* Example example example.

:Also, I want to include a section for a list of "not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such" at the end of the page.

:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the "See main article" being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert "Plagiarism" sections in all those separate articles, so the "main page" link would be like "[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]". But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==
DISCLAIMER:
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.
# The "List of references etc." at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called "ripping off", can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in "Sonichu".
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see "Darkwing Duck" or the "List of references etc."
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as "his" [[random-access humor]].
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

:*I'm liking the page very much. I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Chuck Palahniuk==

Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of "Fight Club"'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Postponed a bit==
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Under Construction==
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== List of things Chris has ripped off ==

Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be "Things Chris has ripped off" but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? "Things Chris has ripped off" would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called "List of <this and that>". I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

User:Wtv

2010-02-03T15:38:03Z

Wtv:

Yes yes, Hello! I'm a german male Chris-follower. I haven't really actively trolled him and don't really have any intentions of doing so, but I like to help where I can.
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|right|I totally made this in case anyone gives a shit]]

Talk:List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T15:36:41Z

Wtv:

List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T14:07:27Z

Wtv:

User talk:Clydec

2010-02-03T14:03:09Z

Wtv:

Clyde, I must hand it to you, you have turned CWCki into a respectable looking wiki. I salute you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:24, 11 March 2009 (CET)

For your work making CWCki like a respectable wiki, it's CWCki's highest honor (at least, that I've made up):

{{OrderOfThePickle}}

Good work, Clyde, we salute you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:36, 16 March 2009 (CET)

And good job blocking Grawp.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:49, 17 March 2009 (CET)

==Miyamoto Saga==
I added a page for the [[Miyamoto Saga]] e-mails. I normally don't feel comfortable personally involved in trolling to editing pages in regards to themselves but since you were personally involved in this, I feel you could clarify the context and dates and such of the e-mails in question. I believe you said you don't have the sent e-mails but I believe you could at least provide the context of Chris's responses. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 23 March 2009 (CET)
*tell me which ones you want me to clarify and i'll attempt to do so and now i'm off to sleep almost [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:11, 23 March 2009 (CET)
**You don't have to do it right away, but just clarify what you asked that prompted the responses, the general timeframe of these e-mails (some are obvious, like the hackings that someone like myself could clarify, but others are somewhat subtle), how you agreed to reimburse him, stuff like that. Just take a look when you have the chance and add whatever necessary commentary from your point of view as Miyamoto. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:25, 23 March 2009 (CET)
==Yo==
Quick reflexes there on that "lock your door faggot". --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:51, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

==WHAT==
you is alive?!
but you are dead bro and were are fighting the evil boss.
[[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 04:27, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

== Future of trolling ==

I was wondering what your opinion was on the direction Chris-trolling is going. What do you think of the biography Xentrilus and his team are working on? Does trolling Chris sometimes cause him more good than harm, especially recently? (example: Jack Thaddeus tells Chris to get exercise in the recent phone call) Sorry if these are newfag questions, but I figured 95% of what you get must be "HEY WILL U BE MAH BRO??" and "IF U R DEAD THEN WHO WAS PHONE??" in which case I'd probably be safe. Anyways, thanks for reading my questions. --[[User:Fabrosi|fabrosi]] 19:12, 17 December 2009 (CET)

chris-trolling is now pretty much: LET'S WATCH THE CWCIPEDIA AND LAUGH AT HIS ANSWERS, there's nothing. if you have something that isn't a boyfriend free girl blah. chris will forever be stressed out by gay ads no matter what jack says. also stop asking me stupid questions [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:13, 17 December 2009 (CET)

==SEKRIT OPERATIONS==
I was told you have a job for me on Asperpedia, I signed up. What do you need done with the images? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:23, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Operation Mailbag==
Clyde, what's happening to that? It seems to have pretty much come to a halt. I guess it makes sense because there's now common questions, but I think the CWCki users should have some way of getting their questions posted (to improve articles and shed light on certain issues) - Will there be something like "Operation Common Questions"? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 14:03, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

List of phrases Chris copied from media

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Wtv:

List of phrases Chris copied from media

2010-02-03T13:40:00Z

Wtv: Be patient, this is my first article

Talk:Address to Mao, the S.O.B.

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Wtv:

Someone fix the page. I would do it, but I'm too busy TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:47, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

==pretty much surely==
Sound like prematurely when I first watched[[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 03:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
:Naw.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

==Ads in question==
Might be helpful if we actually show the ads in question on this article --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 11:14, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

29 January 2010

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Wtv:

Giving the date as "January 25 or 26", Chris uploaded '''29 January 2010''' to YouTube on 30 January 2010. Chris apologizes to Alec. In true CWC fashion, the apology is being made in the hopes of getting him to shrink the ads linking to Asperpedia. He also apologizes for his Mailbag replies that he deletes, edits or responds angrily, due to his TardRage.

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===Transcript===

(In a defeated tone) Hmm, January 25 or 26, Captain's Log. [[sigh|*sigh*]] Anyway, I wou- I'm making this video because I wanted to apologize to Alec for having said the things that I said before and the threats, and want to make amends and peace and uh, I would appreciate it if the uh, Asperpedia ads were no longer on the CWCipedia.

(Makes an angry face)

Seriously, just- I asked multiple times either shr- to shrink them down, put 'em in the sidebar. I have not seen shrinkage! I have to scroll down to even see anything on the CWCipedia, to even to log in! To even to make edits. And it's very annoying and frustrating. (Shakes finger for a second) Get rid of those ads all together. I still apologize for saying the things I have said before, but I feel like we can best be at peace if Mao of that group removes all those ads, all together. Please.

Anyway, and also, I apologize for appearing to be rude in the mailbag responses (almost drops controller) and deleting and editing some letters, but, I can't deal with some topics...that get (waves hand around) brought up; [[Autism|it's just beyond my comprehension sometimes.]] And it frighten- it bothers me. Mkay? So, [[Lie|I promise to be nicer in my responses.]] Okay.

Common Questions

2010-01-27T09:09:41Z

Wtv: /* 26 January 2010 */

In late [[December 2009]] the [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] gained a new subsection, a series of short questions allegedly asked by many people who had written to Chris. Chris was surprisingly diligent about answering all of these '''Common Questions''' with every new mailbag. The answers, unsurprisingly, were erratic at best. Sometimes Chris provided far too much information, other times he would provide a single word in response when a longer answer would have been expected. On occasion, he would change the text in the question itself to suit his needs, a practice of editing he'd been using in the mailbags since day one.

All of his answers have been compiled here, arranged by the date on which he answered them.

==28 December 2009==

*'''Q: Have you ever read any books on how to go about creating [[art]]? E.G. Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain, The Elements of Style, How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way, On Writing, or things like internet tutorials?'''
::A: [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|I have read such books]], and I have taken many arts classes too.

*'''Q: If you were a director [[A CWC Audition|in Hollywood]], what kinds of films would you make?'''
::A: Action/Steamy (Striaght) Romance

*'''Q: You said you read R.L. Stine books when you were in high school. What kind of books do you read now? "Literary" fiction? Genre, like mystery or horror or science fiction? Nonfiction?'''
::A: I read less books now, although the last book I read was Pamela Anderson's Star.

*'''Q: Have you considered creating non-[[Sonichu]] comics or stories?'''
::A: Yes, and the ideas are still in my head.

*'''Q: Have you ever accepted and used constructive criticism in your comics? Or do you blow off anything anyone says that is slightly negative, even if their intentions are to help you improve your art?'''
::A: I have accepted and used ideas and criticism; one such example was the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Animations from YouTube User: Timmys1984]]; it was very good, yet the lines were wrong originally. At least I have set that record straight in my [[Sonichu 9|9th Book]].

*'''Q: Why do you steal jokes from so many other sources (i.e. [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]]) and put it in your comics? It isn't very original and you can't come up with an original concept if all the humor in your comics is stolen.'''
::A: Like Family Guy, Simpsons, Excel Saga, and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "Simpsons Did It."

*'''Q: Describe your artistic process. How do you get inspiration for ideas for your comics? What goes through your head when you draw and color your comics?'''
::A: I get the idea beforehand in random thought/imagination/dream, get pen and paper and write/draw it out. A lot goes through my head, and it is hard for me as a [[Chris and his Ego|creative genius]] to remember it all on-the-spot verbatim.

*'''Q: We all know you have [[autism]], but exactly what type do you have? There are multiple types on the spectrum.'''
::A: High-Functioning Autism.

*'''Q: What do you plan to do after you have found your true [[sweetheart]] and had your daughter [[Crystal]]?'''
::A: I will live my family life as I had dreamed and waited for hapily.

*'''Q: What would you do if either of you turned out to be infertile?'''
::A: That is just plain stupid; I am VERY Fertile; Certified in the Medical Clinic, and I would make sure my woman has not hit Menopause yet.

*'''Q: What would you do if you found your sweetheart, fell in love with her, married her, but she could only give birth to male children?.'''
::A: It is a 50/50 chance among all women; I trust God to come through in his promise as he has told me before. I will keep trying though; I am not King Henry VIII.

*'''Q: Aside from creating Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] and excluding your future accomplishment of getting a true sweetheart and having your daughter Crystal, what is your greatest accomplishment in life and why?'''
::A: Graduating High School and College; I have learned a LOT and met the requirements; it's all good.

*'''Q: What are your top five priorities in life and why?'''
::A: 1) Good [[Health]] - Who wants to be ill or sick? 2) Happiness - I don't like being sad. 3) [[Love]] - I want to feel loved and appreciated by my closest ones. 4) Projects/Job - It gives me something to do. 5) [[Money]] - It does not make the world go around, but everyone wants it to feel like they are getting something out of a deal.

*'''Q: If you were made the absolute leader of the entire world for a day and your word was taken as law, what sorts of things would you do to make the world a better place?'''
::A: All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All [[gays]] would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.

*'''Q: What about fucking [[sex toys|sex dolls]], [[masturbating]], drawing smut? Isn't this all forbidden for true Christians?'''
::A: It is not forbidden; that would be the Jews who are against those things, and I am not Jewish, and I respect them as individual people.

*'''Q: Contrary to what you stated in issue 8, the age of consent in most of the United States is BELOW 18 (17 or 16). What is your opinion on this?'''
::A: I understand that SOME states have that law, and I feel that it is good; [[Pedofork|it broadens the range by one or two years, so one would feel lest restricted]].

*'''Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?'''
::A: Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact.

*'''Q: We've been hearing about your creations becoming more and more popular amongst the gay community. What are your thoughts on this?'''
::A: Firstly, their perspectives of my work are flawed; they misunderstand some points, and I do not care for that at all; It is a STRAIGHT Comic; [[Homos]]exuality Lifestyle is HEAVILY DISCOURAGED and DETESTED. Second, I really feel hatred in them placing MY characters in their events WRONGFULLY, even in... [[It's UGH!|UGH!!!]]... pride parades and essays promoting their lifestyle. All of My Sonichus and Rosechus Are Straight! And I Am Straight! DO NOT SAY OTHERWISE, Because It is Mislabeling; it is Very Wrong, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL.

*'''Q: Do you plan to give an ending to Sonichu's story?'''
::A: No.

*'''Q: Do Sonichu and Rosechu have full names (that is, two-part names, like all other [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]])? If so, what are they?'''
::A: No, they are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu, so they do not have such names.

*'''Q: Will Eevails, or possibly some other Tails-like creature, appear in your comic?'''
::A: No.

==31 December 2009==

*'''Q: What do you think about people harassing others over PlayStation home?'''
::A: I do not like it at all.

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever <strike>seen</strike> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: [[Homos|Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Bruno, Crying Game, Krull]].

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst TV shows you have ever <strike>seen</strike> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: I am unsure.

''Note: Chris added the strikeouts himself.''

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst video games you have ever played?'''
::A: I am unsure.

*'''Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?'''
::A: [[Mary Poppins]], All Transformers Movies, Both Ghostbuster Movies, All Saw Movies, The [[Christian Weston Chandler|40-Year Old Virgin]].

*'''Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?'''
::A: Transformers (ALL Seasons and Sets), Sonic the Hedgehog (All Shows), Pok'emon (All Seasons), Mythbusters, Filmation's Ghostbusters (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE ORIGINAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).

*'''Q: What are the 5 best video games you have ever played?'''
::A: All [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog Titles]], [[LittleBiGPlanet]] (PS3 AND PSP), All Guitar Hero Titles, All Animal Crossing Titles, All Pok'emon Titles.

*'''Q: Have you read classic comics like: A Contract With God, Maus, Watchmen, or The Sandman?'''
::A: Superman, Spider-Man and the like.

*'''Q: Could you mention any specific titles or series of comics you have read (besides Sonic the Hedgehog)?'''
::A: Superman, Spider-Man and the like.

*'''Q: What's your creative process like?'''
::A: Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes...

*'''Q: How do you go about creating each comic--do you do storyboards or scriptwriting beforehand?'''
::A: Mental Storyboards and Scriptwriting, but I do write some of it out on paper.

*'''Q: How far in advance do you plan the story?'''
::A: About weeks to months in advance.

*'''Q: Besides Sonic, Pokemon, and your daily struggles, what inspires your writing and art?'''
::A: [[Things Chris has ripped off|Other shows, comics, video games]], and most importantly my [[Evan|Fans]]. :)

*'''Q: Did any specific comic book inspire you to create your own?'''
::A: I'd say the Sonic the Hedgehog Comic Book Series

*'''Q: Why comics as opposed to short stories/novels?'''
::A: I enjoy drawing, and I feel better with having pictures to associate the words with.

*'''Q: Would you ever consider getting a massage?'''
::A: Yes, from Women Only.

*'''Q: What is your purpose in life?'''
::A: Does anyone really know their own ONE TRUE purpose in life? We mostly are supposed to live one moment and day at a time as best we can to make us individually feel satisfied and at peace.

*'''Q: Do you believe in an afterlife?'''
::A: [[Chris and Religion#Afterlife|Yes]].

*'''Q: What do you think happens after we die?'''
::A: Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and [[Chris and Religion|possibly Reincarnation]].

==01 January 2010==

*'''Q: Where do you think you'll go after you die and why do you think that will be the case? 
::A: I do my best and what I can to end up in Heaven, [[List of Chris's lies|I do a lot of good deeds]].

*'''Q: You follow the Bible rigorously and believe homosexuality will send you to Hell. However, the Bible says that having unmarried sex will send you to Hell as well. Explain your reasonings you choose to ignore God's word and not waiting until after marriage but instead "after the 3rd date". 
::A:Those more strict rules apply to the Jewish, especially the book of Leviticus. I am a Christian Methodist, and as long as we feel comfortable and happy with our lives, if the Christian individual feels comfortable with [[Chris and sex|premarital sex]], then it is cool.

*'''Q: Can you justify your anti-homosexuality? How exactly? 
::A: Yes; the Homos I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.

*'''Q: Why does Rosechu wear clothes while Sonichu does not? Additionally, why are Lolisa, DJ Jamsta, and Rosechu the only Sonichus and Rosechus who wear clothing? 
::A: Well, Why does Cindy [[Bear]] not wear clothes? Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants yet Sonic and Donald Duck do not? Why does Daisy Duck wear ONLY a Top, yet Minnie Mouse wears a skirt? IT'S A CARTOON; WHO CARES?!

*'''Q: Are the Sonichu comics still aimed at children? If so, what age group? 
::A: Yes, [[pedofork|Ages 7 and Up]].

*'''Q: I am really interested in your Lego CWCville, could you please draw an elaborate map of it for me? 
::A: One Day, I will draw a map, although it is similar to the City of Cwcville, VA.

==05 January 2010==

*'''Q: If Sonichu got published how much would each Issue cost? 
::A: I'd estimate $2.25, given the current shelf-comic prices. But ON the [[PS3|Playstation Network]]'s Digital Comic Service, I'd estimate $0.99 or $1.99 per Digital Issue.

*'''Q: How often does Sonichu have to stop and take breaks when he's running? 
::A: He only stops for a rescue, [[China|social life]], [[Obesity|eating a chili dog, tacos or whatever he feels like chowin' down]], and to relax at home with his family.

*'''Q: Virginia lets you to marry your first cousin, but doesn't allow gays to marry. Do you think cousin-marriage is better than gay marriage? Why or why not? 
::A: WHAT THE F***?! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT C***PIEST OF HEINOUS LIES ABOUT VIRGINIA?! Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN [[Barbara|MOTHER]] OR [[Bob|FATHER]]! In comparison, both unholy marriages are equally terrible.

==07 January 2010==

*'''Q: You said that you confess your sins and pray every night. What sins do you confess?
::A: To name a couple: I apologize right after each time I say something like "God damn" (I'm sorry, God); I confess and apologize for, if any that day, angry responses to my own father after he starts an arguement or gets on my nerves.

*'''Q: What exactly happened when you were called into Mary Lee Walsh's office?
::A: That was one time I would rather not go into or recall. She raised her voice at me in harsh tones about how "You won't be getting any women" or "Your methods are flawed and stupid" and even "You are Stupid, Christian". I responded very angrily and verbally abused her back. Then I was kicked out for a year with Anger Management and Psychiatrist assistance.

*'''Q: Why do you randomly capitalize words when you type?
::A: I do not type in Caps at Random; I type those phrases or words in caps to EMPHASIZE MY POINT OR FACT.

*'''Q: When did you first realize that you hated the homos? Do your parents hate them as much as you do?
::A: I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, 2003 just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE! And I will say this again, '''SONICHU IS STRAIGHT, YOU DUMBASS GAYWADS.'''

==09 January 2010==

*'''Q: What do you think of people of different faiths other than your own (this includes Satanism,Atheism, Agnosticism)'''
::A: For most other religions, I am of neutral opinion and have no objections to them whatsoever. But for ALL those of Satanism and Atheism; I do not care for those Non-Religions AT ALL. I will not discriminate the people of those Non-Religions as Individual People.

*'''Q: How do you feel about the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual community? do they deserve the same rights as anyone else?'''
::A: As individual people, they all deserve Most Rights, but GAY MARRIAGE Should be made Illegal ALL Countries; Marriage is ONLY for Straight Man/Woman couples. I stand behind that most fully.

*'''Q: How do you feel about people of different political parties, political parties spanning from Anarchism to Facism.'''
::A: As a Moderate (of Middle, Neutral Opinion), I have nothing against the other political parties. Mainly, because even though I do have the ability to learn about them, I know not ALL of the details of them.

*'''Q: How do you feel about Drugs? Drugs such as Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigarettes, Alcohol, etc.'''
::A: I STAND FULLY AGAINST Cigarettes, Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigars and ALL other Drugs of the sort. The only exceptions are drugs that are Prescribed to the Individual Person, as long as they are not given to anyone they were not originally prescribed to, I have no objections. And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, irresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents.

*'''Q: Do you hold any distaste for any worldly culture?'''
::A: Only those who fully promote smoking or such drugs that I have just elaborated against of.

*'''Q: Are you uncomfortable about people of Color? do you have any tensions towards them?'''
::A: I have no discomfort or tension against people of all colors. The only exception is in my choice of Sweetheart or Mate; No Personal Offense, but she can not be Black.

*'''Q: Are you disturbed or disgusted by different types of music? Many people dislike Death Metal: http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5'''
::A: I have agreement on some lyrics of Death Metal tracks, but the Tune, as long as it is not at loud volume, it is still good.

*'''Q: What do you think of our current president? Is he decieving Americans as the Right Wing has expressed?'''
::A: I think Obama is doing okay, yet I disagree with his Health Plan; it is premature at the time, because we can not afford it yet. The Right Wing are sour, mean people; I give no concern to them.

*'''Q: Do you think Countries such as the Soviet Union or North Korea Are actually Communist?'''
::A: I do not know much about those countries, so I can not give a full opinion on the topic. Although I do hate Communism; they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean.

*'''Q: How do you think the situation in Afghanistan is going? Is there anything you would do different?'''
::A: I do not have full knowledge of that situation either.

*'''Q. Would you be willing to preform oral sex on a woman?'''
::A: Yes I would.

*'''Q. You often attempt to scare your trolls by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?'''
::A: Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", IT IS FACT. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet."

*'''Q. Have you ever thought about documenting your daily life? Kind of like a reality show?'''
::A: The topic has come to mind, yet I do not feel it appropriate yet.

*'''Q. Do you eat at restaurants other than McDonalds or Burger King?'''
::A: Yes, namely Golden Corral, Country Cookin' and iHop.

*'''Q. Do you ever consider playing Guitar Hero on expert instead of hard?'''
::A: I have played on Expert, and it is good.

*'''Q. What do you argue about with your dad?'''
::A: A number of things; I would not know where to begin on making the list of dumb topics he comes up with.

*'''Q. Why do you want to get the original Power Rangers back together? They're 40, no longer fit the costumes, one of them is dead, and one of them went to jail for drunk driving.'''
::A: Originally, I meant ONLY to '''Revive Zordon'''; I mean PRESIDENTS, POLICE CHIEFS and such Recruiting Power Rangers and Creating Zords? Not only is it Trite and LAME, it is not as CLASSIC or Good Quality as Zordon.

*'''Q. Do your parents freak out about you playing with girl's toys when you're a grown man?'''
::A: No, they do not, and I gave that up long ago.

*'''Q. What other ideas did you think of to attract women before you settled on a cardboard sign?'''
::A: Newspaper/Magazine Ads, Online Dating Sites, Video Dating Services to name a few; THEY COST MONEY.

*'''Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?'''
::A: I am ALREADY GROWN UP; I am 27 Years Old, going on 28. I am a great artist, and I am looking forward to an Office Job.

==15 January 2010==

*'''Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?
::A: Nothing has happened in [[Women's Rights]]; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone [[Megan|the woman]] deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. [[Rape|I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time]].

*'''Q: Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it?
::A: Non-gay stuff is acceptable, but I don't like EVERYTHING I SEE; there are some things, even straight things, that I don't like either.

*'''Q: If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you?
::A: I do not think so.

*'''Q: Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed [[List of Chris's games|every game you played]].
::A: I just could not think of any that would total up to five.

*'''Q: If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take?
::A: I am not sure.

*'''Q: Why do you like the name "[[Reginald]]" so much?
::A: Because [[PandaHalo|a woman]] who was close to me picked it out for the son in our role-play scenario; now she's [[Chris and death|dead]], and I still miss her sometimes.

*'''Q: Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this?
::A: Whatever; I do not care.

*'''Q: [[Christian Love Day|Why did you get rid of asexuality in Sonichu 10]]? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single?
::A: It had occured to me about asexuality recently from a mailbag question, and made me think about it, and NOT being able to FEEL the Attraction is Just Sad.

*'''Q: In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your [[Gay4Sonichu|gay fans]] left you?
::A: I would not want them to leave; they are still fans.

*'''Q: Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so?
::A: Yes I have considered it. [[Chris and money|Current financial situations]] and fear of change (a common Autistic Trait) prevents me from doing so.

*'''Q: If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong?
::A: ONLY if that was the case, I would say Shoot Me.

*'''Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?
::A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.

*'''Q: You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for "taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you." Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you?
::A: NO, because Homosexuality is STILL WRONG.

*'''Q: Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex?
::A: Oh, I don't know, how about being a [[Virgin with rage|Frustrated Virgin]]?!

*'''Q: Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive?
::A: That is Bull[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|c***]].

*'''Q: Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars?
::A: To name a few: Jenna Jameson, Daisy Marie and Carmen Luvana.

*'''Q: Do you have any friends in the Autistic community?
::A: Only a few Acquaintances.

==20 January 2010==

*'''Q: Have you ever considered the possibility that you may never lose your virginity? What will you do then? How old do you think is too old to be a virgin?
::A: No. The next question is Non-Applicable. 40.

*'''Q: If you could have sex with one famous woman, living or historical, who would it be?
::A: [[Britney Spears]].

*'''Q: Why do you think Asperchu currently has 10 times as many fans as Sonichu?
::A: "Fans" are fickle, and so are "Fads"; the Non-True Fans will always look for the Next "Fad" until they tire of it and move on to the next "Fad". In this note, I would say that I am Possibly Retro, and Retro is ALWAYS IN.

*'''Q: Would you say your life has improved since thinking up Sonichu? Why or why not?
::A: Yes; I became famous, and becoming famous is not an easy task.

*'''Q: Do you know what the word "hypocrite" means?
::A: "hypocrite"; an [[Fail|adjective]]; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a newer, yet badly drawn, thing, after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a '''hypocrite''' among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans.

*'''Q: I noticed that you have a Marge Simpson poster on your wall. Do you find her sexually appealing and if yes why?
::A: That is the pin-up from a "Playboy" a few months ago. She is appealing, yes, but I am more attracted to the real-life women around us all.

*'''Q: What's with all the pictures of Rosechu with a pickle on the internet? I thought she was supposed to be ALL WOMAN?
::A: Rosechu IS All Woman; she transformed from a Female Raichu; those people are just being stupid jerks with such "renditions".

*'''Q: How do you expect to keep us last remaining fans by stop working on the comic pages?
::A: I am drawing pages every day; just be patient and have full faith, unless you want to be considered a '''hypocrite''' among True, Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fans.

==26 January 2010==
*'''Q: If Rosechu is a Raichu, that means she's more evolved then Sonichu, who is a Pikachu. Shouldn't she be more powerful than Sonichu and be the leader?
::A: Evolution makes no difference; Rosechu is equally as powerful as Sonichu; Sonichu is the main character; Rosechu has equal leadership roles, so she leads when appropriate.

*'''Q: Why do you think you are better artist than Alec, aside from low-resolution and his style's blockiness? Is there something wrong to have quirky and blocky drawing style?
::A: How about the fact that his style looks Retarded and something that [[Chris and hypocrisy|a 2-Year Old can do]]? There's nothing wrong, unless you want to be TRULY Respected as an Avid Artist and Serious Person.

*'''Q: Why is [[Flame the Sunbird]] a ripoff of Kazooie?
::A: Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to Knuckles, but with a Sunbird Form.

*'''Q: You have expressed disdain for Asperchu and Simonchu, but how do you feel about Moon-Pals? Have you read it? If not, it would only be fair for you to do so.
::A: I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way Sean draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely.

*'''Q: How many fans do you think you have? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.
::A: [[Ego|1000000000+.]]

*'''Q: How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.

''Chris failed to answer this last question.''

{{Mailbag}}

Talk:Mailbag 45

2010-01-25T19:44:24Z

Wtv:

It's been 3 days. Did Chris die on us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
No twitter, no videos, no nothing. He may very well be dead. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:44, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

User:Wtv

2010-01-23T15:28:16Z

Wtv:

Yes yes, Hello! I will maybe put some stuff here later. Probably not.
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|right|I totally made this in case anyone gives a shit]]

CWCki:Operation Mailbag

2010-01-23T12:37:55Z

Wtv:

{{protip|Send your mail from here to the Mailbag once you believe it is good enough and then delete it from this page. COOL THANKS.}}

{{Email|From: Gilbert Kieth Chesterson <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,

I'm kind of upset you deleted my E-mail. I followed all of your rules for it. I didn't ask about Asperger Syndrome, talk about homosexuality, make any references to the comic you don't like, or anything. All I asked was a simple question. I expected at least some sort of answer.

However, More comics have gone up since then, and I'm afraid my fears that you're using "Sonichu" as a sort of Christ figure have sadly, not been allayed.

On page 56, the purple fellow claims that he "knew he would come to save us" and that none of his friends believed him, much like the Jewish nation fervently believed that Christ would come, dispite the oppressive rule of the Roman Empire. On page 57, the group of colorful hedgehogs exclaim that hyper Sonichu is "Their savior!" and that "They are not worthy". One of them claims that he "Prayed for forgiveness to the Real Christian Weston Chandler" which struck me as somewhat odd, considering that as Christians, we are only supposed to pray to the one true god, this yellow fellow claims he prayed to a man. Specifically, your comic character.

Ultra Sonichu then spreads his arms as though on a crucifix again, and "cures" all the colored fellows of their varied ailments, much like the messiah cured the lame, blind and sick.

I don't understand Chris. If you were using this religious symbolism to make some sort of greater statement about the nature of faith I wouldn't have any problem with it. I myself once wrote a story about mankind's inability to fully understand the infinite nature of God, using a character with godlike abilities to represent the love and fear we simultaneously hold for our creator. If you're trying to create a message about faith and the way it is used and misused, then you're not doing anything wrong.

Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any greater message to your work that your readers can learn from. It's just you and the orange fellow doing whatever you want to do with near-unlimited power. It's kind of scary, really. It this how you think God and Jesus would act?

I look forwards to your response with great anticipation.

Sincerely,

G. Chesterson}}''One, G.K. Chesterson was a literary genius and I'll never be able to emulate his style well enough. Two, I dunno guys, I think this might be a little too long.''

{{Email|From: Billy Smith <sonichu_zap@yahoo.com>

hi christian,

i was wondering, why do you wear bras? i thought only girls did that!

a big fan,

billy smith, age 10}}

{{Email|From: Charles Darwin <cdarwin0100@gmail.com>

Hello Christian,

I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....

1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.

2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.

3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.

4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.

I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.

Please give me a dignified response, and not just "whatever" or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.

Charles}}

{{Email|From: Tiffany Clarke <astrogal96@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris,

I like Sonichu so much that I've wallpapered my bedroom with printouts of your Sonichu comics. My parents don't like it that much but they're not the boss of me!!! BTW, when is Metal Sonichu coming back from the moon? I miss him!!!

Oh and I was wondering if you could settle an argument. My brother says there's no way there's life on other planets in this solar system, but I think it's totally possible, you know? Since you were on honor roll and stuff you'd probably know about things like this better than I would (I'm in 8th grade BTW) and you're my favorite comic book guy so I was wondering if you'd know. Is there life on other planets in this solar system? If so, what do you think it's like? If there is life on other planets, should we send people to check it out, or should they be regarded as hostile? I'm dying to know what you think about this.

Have a good 2010

Tiffany Clarke}}

{{Email|From: Stan Lee (excelsiorstanlee@gmail.com)

Hey Christian,

I've noticed several times in your mailbag responses that you have stated that Sonichu is a parody. How is that?

Wikipedia defines a parody as "A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation."

The best examples of true parody are films such as Mel Brooks' "Spaceballs" and "Young Frankenstein", and even the Family Guy Star Wars special. The Encyclopedia Dramatica page can also be considered a parody of you. Sonichu doesn't mock or ridicule Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Family Guy, or Guitar Hero in any way. If Sonichu was, say, about an 'electric hedgehog Pokémon' that didn't have any legs, that would be a parody. The closest thing to parody in Sonichu are the sub-episodes which exaggerate your attempts to find a lover to a ridiculous level where you can defeat jerkops and turn into a hedgehog.

I must also say that I am offended by the tone that you use in your Mailbag responses. Almost all of the people who have taken the time to e-mail you are big fans of your work. Why don't you treat them with a little shred of respect instead of calling them dumbasses and disregarding all of the perfectly valid advice that people are trying to give you?

-Stan}}

{{Email|From: Vlad Tepes (emperorface@gmail.net)
Hello Christian Chandler.

I am the next in line to rule my father's country of New Sacea, which shares borders with South America, he passed away last week and I am to be crowned Emperor soon. Unfortantely he was a victim of war us our government has a law stating the Emperor has to take place in any fights as a soldier.

In our country Sonichu is heavily praised as one of the greatest works of fiction ever and a printed version is avalible in almost every New Sacean library. You are highly intelligent and by our scales even wiser than our greatest scholar, William The Sage. Perhaps, the same could be said of all Geinuses. We have made great technologic advances, much wealth, and many beatiful servant women, thus we are prepared to offer you a grand reward if you can help our people solve the following dilemma:

We are a God-fearing nation that hates those damned homos with all our hearts. These abominations unto God are so evil, they steal men's souls and make them their slaves! Unfortauntely, our empire does not have access to the means of curing the "Homo Gene", so all we can do is prevent their wrong lifestyle from spreading. Thus we execute them on sight.

However, our scholars are perplexed by the "Bi Gene" which gives one an interest in both genders, or in simplier terms they like both men AND women.

You see... I was very unfortunate to become contaminated with the foul curse of bisexualness myself! It was not by my hand that I was given that evil gene of bisexualness: it was brought by some homos, who wished to pay me tribute... Oh how I rue that cruel day!.. If bisexuals do indeed count as homos I must take my own life and let my straight sister rule in my place. For the good of my Holy Motherland!

But enough talk, Christian. Seeing as you are the smartest man in our kingdom's recorded history, maybe you can help me? Please tell me, Christian: should bisexuals be considered homos? Or are they just fine? What is a bisexual? A miserable little pile of evil homo genes? Or do they belong in this world? Am I a homo? Or a normal person?

Please, Christian, save our people by giving us your great knowledge of sexuality and genetics.

With much hope, Emperor Vlad Tepes The 3rd}}

I made two emails, one to question his opinions on bisexuals and one to find out just how bad of a strategist. In addition this will test to see if he even beat the game as he purchased 65 dollars of DLC for it, which would have been completely wasted had he not beaten it as you can only access the non-canon/dlc character during the end game. Also, to further test his stupidity, Almaz Von Adamite is a main character in Disgaea and Roy Mustang is a character from Fullmetal Alchemist who has never appeared in a Disgaea title. Seeing as Disgaea is a Strategy Game, I have my doubts as to whether or not Chris has even played the damn thing, let alone beat it. It amuses me greatly knowing he has less common sense than a turkey shoving things up his ass to make him look "too fat" for the hunters to kill.

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)
Dear Chris,

You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance! I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans!!!

If you didn't wanna reply to me outside your Mailbag, you didn't have to, but you coulda at least post a decent reply! You upset Matthew - that's my little brother man, he's only six years old! We waited in front of the computer screen for your reply, for hours, and you just wrote, "[[(INSERT WHAT CHRIS ANSWERS HERE)]]" That's pretty shitty, man - you're like his fucking idol, he wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to! Remember when we met in the Poke'mon League - you said if I'd write you you would write back? See, I'm just like you in a way: I never liked those straight JERKS neither, they just always cheat on girls and beat them! I can relate to what you're saying in your comics, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and browse them all, cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed... I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest!

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds - it's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you draw about is real, and I respect you 'cos you tell it. My boyfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7, but he don't know you like I know you Chris, no one does! He don't know what it was like for "Homos" like us growin up!

You gotta call me man, I'll be the Biggest Gay Fan you'll ever lose!

Sincerely yours, Stan.

P.S.: We should be together too <3}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Answer-My-Fans,

This'll be the last message I ever send your ass! It's been [[(INSERT TIME INTERVAL HERE)]] and still no decent reply - I don't deserve it??? I know you got my last two letters, I typed the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my last letter I'm sending you, I hope you read it - I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Chris, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night", about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him???

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning!!! Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy reply or a call!!!!! I hope you know I ripped ALL of your drawings off the wall!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU CHRISSSSSSS we coulda been TOGEHTER THINK about it YOU RUINED IT now I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you DREAM about it and when you DREAM I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you SCREAM about it I hope your CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME SEE CHRIS

SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING TYPE!!! Hey Chris that's my homo boyfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit his throat I just tied him up see I ain't like you cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more and then he'll die too

...

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now :) Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit ou}}

^-- ''I chose to make "Stan" gay (er... gayer) because that raises the chance Chris won't answer the first letter, or will put it in a Rejected Mailbag, or will write a 3 words reply, or smth. along these lines. That would give me a chance to reenact the whole song. If you think I should better make him an Aspie to get that effect, say so, I'll change the letters. I suggest maybe the mods should post the letters in subsequent Mailbags, so that Chris won't forget "Stan".'' --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:12, 27 December 2009 (CET)

{{Email|From: Tor Go (iTaKeCaReOfThEpLaCe@manos.com)

Hello, Chris. First off, can I just say that I can seriously relate to you? I mean, people put me down all the time, every woman I hit on is already taken...I really understand what you're going through!

Now, on to the real reason I emailed you. I was once in a movie that didn't do very well in theaters. Later on, I found out that the critics hated it, and years later, my acting debut ended up on a TV show that made fun of bad movies! Tell me, what do you think about critics? Do you think they're too mean, or just doing their jobs?

Thank you!}}

{{Email|From: Mac Tonight (Moonman3k@gmail.com)

Hey Chris, my organization, the KKK loves your comic. We would like you to join. Basically we're a group that believes that Homos should try to become straight and that black boys should find black sweethearts and white boys should find white sweethearts. You may have heard a lot of bad things about us, but we only want to do what god wants us to do and love who we're supposed to. Our official chant is "KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK" we would be honored if you featured that chant and our official spokesman "Moon Man" in an issue of Sonichu. If you do this you will be fully inducted as a member of the KKK, which stands for "Kute Kitty Kat".

I have included an image of Moon Man, the KKK official spokesman, please include him in your comic.
 http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/272/moonmandrawingcut.th.png 
If you get fully inducted you will recieve the title of Electric Dragon
From Head Klansman, Mac Tonight }}

{{Email|From: Mary Lee Walsh (maryleewalsh@pvcc.edu)
Dearest Christian
I read your comics, perhaps I was wrong. You clearly are a creative genius, I feel really sorry for trying to stand in the way of your finding a girlfriend. I am so sorry. You added me as a villain which I thought was pretty cool, but then you renamed me "Slaweel Ryam" Chris, what I did to you was wrong, and although you may have forgiven me. I would like you to change Slaweel Ryam back to Mary Lee Walsh. Many of the faculty read your comic and I used to brag about how I was included in it. Anyway Chris, I give you full permission to use my name for the villain. Just call it a little something for me, okay?
With Love, Mary Lee Walsh}}

A test of his gullibility and knowledge, plus Slaweel Ryam is inredibly stupid.

{{Email|From: Yuji Naka (Yujinaka@sonicsega.com)
I am the president of the Sega Corporation, Yuji Naka, and I wish to inform you that Sonichu infringes several copyrights. I understand that Sonichu is under the protection of Parody law and is a humorous parody of Sonic The Hedgehog, for which I applaude you. But your use of Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik, Sonic The Hedgehog, Amy Rose, as well as Giavonni (from Pokemon), Optimus Prime (from Transformers) cannot be tolerated. If you wish to sell your product you must refrain from using these characters as well as rewrite the plot to exclude uses of them. You do not own them and no self-respecting company will be found using other people's characters. When Robot Chicken makes a parody, they purchase licenses to use those robots and when Family Guy or Simpsons includes an external character they change the design in order to make it forgein to the original property. Thus they are no longer in fault. Notice the South Park episode "Chimpokomon" which uses non-pokemon characters to poke fun at Pokemon, the name is similar so you can still tell what it is parodying, but had Pikachu been in it they would have been sued instantly.

To restate my previous statements, Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and Slaweel Ryam, all fine with me. Robotnik, Giavonni, Sonic, Optimus Prime, and Amy Rose... I am afriad you'll have to get the proper concent of Sega, Nintendo, and Bandai to continue displaying images of these characters. Failure to do so will result in a lawsuit. I can already tell you that no one at Sega authorized Sonic, Amy, and Eggman's inclusion. I don't know if Bandai or Nintendo did, but if you wish to gain licenses to Sonic The Hedgehog to continue showing the images with the characters, you will have to ask Sega Of America.

Good day, you have three months to get the licenses or remove all images containing Perfect Chaos, Amy Rose, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
before you recieve a cease and desist.
Sega Of Japan President, Yuji Naka.

PS: I am pleased with your work, and believe that if you ask our licensing department you should have no problems getting the rights to Sonic, Amy, Robotnik/Eggman, and Perfect Chaos.}}

{{Email|From: Andrew Ryan (andrewryan@rapture.net)
Hey Chris. I've been a fan since sonichu was first released and I'm glad to be writing you. I am impressed with the way you have led CWCville. However, I have a question. Who are your favorite porn actresses?}}

Ironically, Andrew Ryan would have an aneurysm if he ever heard about CWCville's "Soup Hotels." But mainly I just want him to be more specific about his taste in women.

{{Email|From: Joseph Goebbels (JGoeb@3rdR.gov)
Dear Christian:

I am a government worker, and I have given some thought to your stances on homosexuality in CWCville. It occurs to me that the stamping out of the gay community could be accomplished in four simple steps.

First control the media in the city. It would be rather simple to install a V-chip in all major signal recievers in CWCville so that no Objectionable Content could reach the citizens. This will also serve to keep them docile.

Second, expand Magi-chan's police force. Create a special task force comprised of sonichus that can work quickly and efficiently, as opposed to the slower police force, which is bogged down with protocol. You could call this the "Sonichu Squad", or 'SS' for short. They report directly to Magi-chan, and when a homosexual is located, the SS can round them up and place them in a Correction Camp, where their will can be systematically broken and reshaped into something you personally deem more 'kosher'. You can also put them to work while in these camps so that the camps pay for themselves. And for the truly unrepentant homos, they can be given permanent jobs cleaning the smoke stacks around the city.

Third, a campaign of misinformation against the imaginary 'homo gene' can work wonders. If people can be convinced of the ridiculous notion that a simple sneeze or sharing a coke can turn someone gay, people in the city will be too frightened to even talk to one another, allowing you to consolidate your power for the final step.

Finally, when the community is about to self-destruct, begin to distribute a 'vaccine' for the gay gene. While this is obviously just snake oil, since no chemical cure for a desire can possibly exist, but in their panic, people will accept what you tell them and heil you as a hero. Never again will you have to worry about impostors or elections. The populace will follow you to any lengths.

I hope this plan helps you with your current predicament.

Joseph Goebbels.}}

{{Email|From: Lyla Gowan (lilyonthepond@neural.net)

Dear Chris,

My name is Lyla Gowan. I have something important to say to you. I don't think you're gay, but I know why people keep saying you're gay: you act like what people think gay people act like. You like little-girl pop music like Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys, you like girl's toys like My Little Pony, you like wearing sports bras. These are all meant for girls and women, but because you like them it makes you look like a stereotypical gay guy. And then you go on about how gays are evil and need to be reprogrammed and these people think you're a self-hating gay man who wants to erase gays so you don't have to think about it.

I don't think you're gay, but I do think you need to see what things are like from our perspective. I'm a lesbian, Chris, and I have to live with oppression every day.

You gotta understand that gay people suffer a lot. We're hated because we break with how men and women are "supposed" to act. People that are uncomfortable with that like to quote the Bible at us out of context and use that to beat us down. We're alone and hated all over the world. It's terrible. It's like 1960s America, and we're all black, and the law is against us and lots of the people are against us and every step forward we take seems like it's followed by a slip two steps back. The difference is, we can pretend to be someone else, pretend not to be gay... but it's all just pretend. It hurts. You believe in truth and honesty, but the way things are, we can't be true to ourselves, honest with ourselves, just because we're different. The world doesn't want us to be who we are.

You suffer like us. You're different and people hate you for that. But then you go and hate us because ''we're'' different, or because you don't want to be lumped in with us and made more different. You don't seem to realize that people hate us for the same reasons they hate you. We're ore alike than different. Like I said, I don't think you're gay just because you like My Little Pony and stuff. The same people that hate gay people for who they are also hate people like you because they think what you do is "gay." Gay people who see you act like a stereotypical gay while also hating gays think you're some kind of closet case, and so they make fun of you. Mostly I think they're out of line, but when you keep saying things like "gay people need to be reprogrammed," that just makes my heart sink and I start to wonder if you deserve it for being so mean.

You keep linking that old cartoon, but you don't take its message to heart. You don't like when people say you're gay just because they think you fit what gay people look like. But you hate gays for the same reason! You think that being gay is "unnatural," so you think they should be fixed--that they're not really bears, just men in fur coats, and that their fur coats can get taken off and they'll fit right back in. But you'd just be hurting them just like other people have hurt you. It's a sad and sick situation and it hurts me to think just because some people call you gay that all gays have to go. Every day I wish the world would accept us for who we are, and even though you could be helping us and helping yourself, you just keep lashing out at people who are like you.

I just want you to know that I think you should be free to be yourself... but I wish you could think the same of me, Chris, and the same of people like me. I hope you can understand us more, Chris. I hope you do.

Love,
Layla Gowan.}}

{{Email|From: Stephen Strange <sorcsupremeDoc@gmail.com>

Hello Christian

I've taken great interest in your character Magi-Chan Sonichu. However, your recent statement that he spends his time monitoring the thoughts of CWCvilles citizens disturbs me. You see, Magi-Chan possesses a powerful gift, and if I may speak frankly, this gift is wasted on such trivialities. There are unspeakable horrors lurking on the edge of reality, ready at any second to prey on those unsuspecting of their great evil. These are the forces, the mere mention of whose vagaries test the sanity of even the most sound and rational minds, which demand the constant vigilance of one whose abilities are such that they can be driven away. Magi-Chan is that one. He is by far the most important and powerful of all Sonichus, and as mayor you are squandering his tremendous talents on the whim of your sexual insecurities.

Without speaking too much of my business, I feel you must redirect Magi-Chan's efforts away from such diversions, and let him get back to his all-important occupation. Don't you feel that the security of CWCville relies upon more than preventing recreational sex between consenting adults? Using him in the manner you do is a vulgar waste.

The forces of cosmic unbalance are at your doorstep, Christian. I pray you may keep them at bay.

-Dr. Stephen Strange}}

{{Email|From: Satoru Iwata <Iwata2002@hotmail.com>

Hey, fellow Pokemaniac! I have to say, having 387 of the 497 Pokemon at your command must mean you're one tough customer. What moves does your regular gym team (as described in your Sonichu article) have? Especially your Salamence.

Considering that Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon, what are their base stats? I don't mean "Sonichu is very fast," I mean "Sonichu has 110 base speed and Rosechu has 80 base HP" sort of base stats.

With this kind of information, we would be able to see how Sonichu and the other Electric Hedgehogs would do in tournaments. Who knows, Sonichu may be the kind of Pokemon that wins matches!}}

''Chris' level of technique has been a major issue for me. The easiest way of telling if he's shit or not he is is by his technical knowledge. I hope that he gives me enough to work off of.'' --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Charles Darwin <cdarwin0100@gmail.com>

Hello Christian,

I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....

1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.

2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.

3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.

4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.

I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.

Please give me a dignified response, and not just "whatever" or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.

Charles}}

{{Email|From: Dick Foamy <jiggadildus@gmail.com>
Dear Chris
I was a gay fan of Sonichu for awhile, there are few comics out there that show tolerance towards the homo people of the world, as such I found Sonichu to be a blessing, a shiny nugget within the tar pits of bad comics. It is nothing short of brilliant, the works of R.L. Stine are nothing in comparison.

But what's this I hear about a "Homo Vaccine" the idea that my "Homoness" is something that needs to "cured" is, just offensive, I am deeply shocked you would do such a thing, I demand you change something so that the gay vaccine never existed in the first place, or at least just undo it. You can keep all the characers you want straight, to stay straight, but please give the people of cwcville their sexaulities. It is apart of their personal identity, what if I just put a "Sonichu Vaccine" in the water, that made everyone hate Sonichu. You would be pissed!

I do however fully support Magi-Chan and Silvana Rosechu getting together, I wish to see, how that develops. Just please, for the good of all of your gay fans, get rid of the freaking Gay Vaccine. Didn't you see X-Men:The Last Stand, and how pissed the mutants were, that there was a mutant vaccine?
Yours Truely, Dick Foamy}}

{{Email|From: Bill Gates <masterchief@picklemail.org>
Dear Chris, I think you should give the Hexbax 360 a try, that just dropped the online fees entirely, it's all free now. The console is awesome and Bayonetta works really well on it, which is a game about a witch woman who turns into a very sexy demoness with her hot ass fully exposed, which a STRAIGHT male such as yourself would really appreciate, also she fights demons, which is awesome, because demons are from the devil. So it also has strong christian values, that I'm sure any family would enjoy, it's rated M for Moof, but like Brutal Legend, I'm sure this one's alright, it's one of my personal favorites. Also it's made by Sega, which made great games like Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Golden Axe, and of course Sonic The Hedgehog. I don't think there is a PS3 version, and I didn't hear any plans about an eventual PS3 Release.

There is also a game called Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2, which is COMPLETELY, TRUELY, AND HONESTLY exclusive to Hexbox 360 which is an awesome Volleyball/Racing game that features boobies. Another straight title, I think you'll enjoy on the Xbox 360.

I would hate for someone as cool and hip to the gaming community as you to miss out on these great titles, especially when Microsoft has given into fan pressure, and removed all of the online fees.

From, Sonichu's Biggest Fan, Bill Gates}}

{{Email|From: Leeroy Jenkins <smoothcriminal@gayniggers.shit>
Dear Chris
How is your comic going to continue if you've got no villians? What the shit man? Without any bad guys there's no suspense, no chase! What da f man?
Other than that, I look forward to all new issues you put up on.
From your fan, LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jenkins}}

{{Email|From: ZP Theart <ZPTheart@valleyofthedamned.net>
Hey Chris,
Is this the MOTHER FUCKING author of Sonichu? I love that comic, listen I'm in a band called Dragonforce, we're not that popular, but we did manage to get into a video game called Guitar Hero 3 once. It wasn't out best song, just Through The Fire And The Flames, but we hear the kids liked it, and that's all that matters right? But some jams that are really hella tight, are the ones made by your band "Christian And The Hedgehog Boys", Dragonforce plays kinda, sloppy sometimes, so I was wondering. Do you have any tips that may help us, especially me, I'm the band's singer. You have an aspiration for song, that is just amazing, you have a Bing Crosby flavor to your voice which is just fantastic. How do you keep your vocal chourds in such good shape, so that you can sing, with such amazing fierce power!

Our song, Through The Fire And The Flames was also featured in another game, called Brutal Legend, maybe you heard of it, it's the new PS3/Xbox 360 adventure starring Jack Black as Eddie Briggs. I personally don't like it very much, but I hear you're game savy, what do you think of it?

Truthfuthly yours, ZP Motherfuking Theart.
PS: My latest album, Ultra Beatdown is in stores now, I suggest you look into it, it's pretty tight.}}

{{Email|From: Conrad Hall <challcinema@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

Recently, I read through some of the questions you've answered and I noticed that, in response to one fan who asked about the odd yellowish tint to your videos, you insisted it was a problem with the PSEye software, and how it records in areas with very little light.

However, I would just like to point out that, while modern-day video capture technology has become highly advanced over the past decade, this fact remains: If you don't properly light your shooting space, the quality of the video still won't look good. I've seen some of your videos shot with the other camera, and I'm surprised by how dimly-lit your room is. Surely a little extra light in there wouldn't hurt? I mean, it would certainly improve your videos, not to mention it would be less straining on your eyes.

Furthermore, you've expressed confusion that your PSEye has been having technical problems. I remember you shooting a video where, among other erratic behavior, you threw a phone at the camera. Isn't it possible that this incident may have damaged the camera itself?

Finally, just for future reference, when you're filming something off of your computer, try using screen capture software instead of using your camera to film the actual computer screen. It looks much more professional.

Hope you keep this advice in mind!

-Conrad}}

{{Email|From: Betty Edwards <bb4art@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

As someone fascinated by your interesting art style, may I ask a few questions?

1. Do you use a ruler to draw straight lines? If not, why don't you?

2. Have you considered using more professional-looking art markers, like Prismacolors? You could easily find such markers at arts and craft stores like Michael's or Hobby Lobby.

3. You've said that you don't keep a sketchbook. Why don't you start using one? It'd be great for drawing any concept art, or any quick doodles.

Thank you!

Betty}}

{{Email|From: Will Wright <wwright@maxis.com>

How come you no longer play PC games? You're missing out on a lot of great stuff!}}

{{Email|From: Sheila Fistergraff <shegriff@yahoo.com>

Hey Chris! Wow, I came across a few images of your room, and I must say, that's quite a collection of Legos, Sonic and video game stuff as well as all your Sonichu things. Wow. I, myself, also collect Sonic and Legos, but my lego collection is held in a 5 gallon bucket, and my Sonic things are cleverly displayed in my closet for most part on the upper shelves, aside from my wall scroll, games, a couple posters, an autographed print from Ken Penders (you might have seen his name... he was a writer for the Archie Sonic comics. I've gotten a few signed issues from him too, since he attends Comic Con, which is in my city every year! ^^ ), a couple figures my mom has let me buy with money I earned from doing extra chores/jobs (such as dog sitting for her friend, or helping with moving furniture, since mom has almost gotten herself hurt when she tries it alone...), and a few plushies, one of which I made, one I'm modifying to be more game accurate, and one that's too cute to take apart. Compared to your stuff, mine is like a cereal box prize! I say that because I'm jealous of the Big the Cat one I spotted hidden in the back of a shelf behind some other Sonic figures. I believe it's next to a Sega 32X/Genesis console in that picture, if the cartridge loaded in it tells me enough.

Anyway... Big the Cat is one of my favorite Sonic characters, but stuff with him in or on it is very hard for me to find. But he's at least a lot easier than finding items based on other minor characters, such as Tails Doll, Bark the Polarbear and Mephiles the Dark... who is currently my most favorite.

I noticed that you MUST have Sonic The Hedgehog, the 2006 game that was released for both PS3 and Xbox 360 (don't be mad, but I have a 360, because it was a gift for me and my cousin to share from my grandma. It's not too bad really... my older brother, who is now in the Air Force remotely piloting Pedators and the other aircrafts like them overseas from the safety of New Mexico, has a 360 as well, and this allows my cousin and I to play games with him when he has time off. My brother, cousin and I grew up under the same roof, so we're all pretty close no matter how far apart we are. My cousin actually said I can keep this console when we have to split, and he'll get himself a new one. What a nice guy!).

Well, despite bad reviews and all, I really enjoyed Sonic Next Gen (That's what I call it, because it was in the Next Gen consoles). I really appreciate the use of predestination paradoxes and all the open ends that left everything up for theories. Mephiles especially. You remember him, right? The main bad guy... the one who was the master string puller, and set everything up to his liking? The one who took on the appearance of Shadow? He was really a genius character.

But, sadly, many people assume that he's simply a cheap recolor of Shadow. That's not the case! He's obviously different! He's colored differently, and walks, talks and stands differently! Heck, he even transforms into a crytalized version (or possibly obsidian, since his counterpart, Iblis, is made of fire, and obsidian is found near volcanos.) of himself, but I hear that people say he looks like Sega just used the design of Sonic the Werehog and modified it to make him! How frustrating it must be for someone to assume something is a rip off of something just because there's an influence or they just can't see it any other way! I often spend time arguing with other Sonic fans that Mephiles is not a recolor and explain how he's different than Shadow. But many still insist that I am wrong. Bummer...

I can't help but notice you seem to have the same problem with Sonichu. People call him a recolor and a cheap mash up of Sonic and Pikachu. A lot of your other characters are also accused of being recolors of Sonic characters as well...

Maybe you should make a side by side comparison of all of them next to the supposed things they say you ripped off, and show them once and for all that there is nothing in common with them. Maybe if you show everyone solid proof that you are not stealing characters, maybe they'll leave you alone.}}

{{Email|From: Ellie McKindall <felivestix@yahoo.com>

Yo-la, Chris-Chan! I was wondering... have you ever thought about looking back at some of your older comic pages and redoing them, just to see how much you've improved in your art skills? I like to draw, too, and I have a bunch of pictures I drew when I was 15, and told myself when I turn 20, that I'll draw them again with my new skills. That means after June this year, I better have a lot of paper and pencils as well as colors.

Maybe you should try drawing issue 0 again, and compare them. Take a good look at how much better you've gotten in the past five or so years. I bet you'll be happy with the results.}}

{{Email|From: "My Mommy Says I Can't Use My Real Name" <xXPrEtTyCoLoRsArEpReTtYXx@aol.com>

Hi, Mr. Chris. I'm 13 and was told recently that I have Aspergers by my doctor, who told my mom first. I was looking up what it meant on our computer, and I came across your site, where you said that those with Aspergers fake it so that they steal the lime light from real Autistics.

I think that's kinda mean of you. Why would I fake it, if that means that the kids at school, even other girls kick me, throw my books up trees so that I have to be late to class trying to shake them down, push me to the ground and pull my hair while hitting my head, take and crumple up my papers, even my drawings, and steal my things because I can't look them in the eye directly because they scare me, or they do that because I spend my free time hiding behind comics I bring, or even worse to them: I can do my math problems faster than them without a calculator, and I hardly even show my work. I just do it in my head. One time, my GameBoy was stolen and I never got it back. No one cared that it was the last gift I got from a very good friend of my grandma, who died three days after he gave me it for Christmas. He had a heart attack in the early hours, and grandma said he died on the way to the hospital. He had been spending the holidays with us. He was one of the closest things I had to a father, since my real one was never around.

You really think that I let all this happen to me because I want to make myself look better than real Autistics? I can't even get a pair of glasses to let me see better, because my mom is afraid of the kids breaking them. We tried to get someone to stop them, but they always behave when the principal tries to catch them in on the act. The teachers see it, and try to stop them, but they can only look after me as much as they are allowed. I really hate the times when an adult isn't around. I'm scared to let my cat go outside, because the kids have gone as far as trying to hit him with their bikes, and they'll only leave them alone if I take his place. I really hate getting the gravel out of the scrapes I get from doing that. But better me than my poor kitty...

I heard you have at least one cat. Maybe more... a lot of people have more than one. You must know how bad it is when someone tries to hurt your cat or any other pet just because they don't like the way you are. I also have a very old chihuahua I rescued from abuse off the streets years ago, and he's just as paranoid as I am about leaving him by himself. Thankfully, no one has gone near him, because his cloudy eyes (he's going blind now from old age) kinda scare them away.

Please reconsider your opinion about Aspergers. At least let me know that at least one person out there isn't as mean as the rest!}}

''I'm new around here, and the three I just added might be a bit long, so feel free to tweak them as you see fit. Oddly, there is a lot of truth behind all this I wrote, but that made it easier to mask the attempts to get answers.

''The first one is simply to see if he can come up with convincing evidence that Sonichu is not a ripoff of Sonic. The stuff before the suggestion is to try to see if that catches his attention, by somewhat relating to him, and complimenting him. I really don't see why HE should have that Big the Cat toy, if I have a whole shelf waiting for one to start the figure collecting. XD''

''The second one is obvious to me: See if he can see how there is no improvement. If he does, then that's a mind trip. If not, then I failed, and he is still stuck in his idea how his art is the best.
''

''The last one is half based on my childhood, and a little bit of now (minus the fact that I actually got over the obstacle and now enjoy plenty of friends, all of whom we all have get togethers and trips to places as much as possible. ^^ ). By producing a sob story, this is a test of reactions. If he is moved by it, he might try and offer advice, or maybe try and change his opinion in response to the hardships of a young girl. If he just sees "Aspergers" and "Better than real Autistics" and simply rants about how they are not the same and ignores the story itself, then he had reached an all new low where we know that he is willing to insult kids just to make himself seem the best. In other words, this will be a bit of a probe at how far his ego and selfishness goes.''

''Hope these are good for my first attempts. I have no idea what I can do to really improve the CWCki right now that you guys haven't covered yet, so for now, I hope this will do... I also suck at email names...'' [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 10:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Adriana Amoretto <singlefemaleartist@gmail.com>

Longtime fan here with a bit of a problem!

I'm in my second semester of college, and I'm taking a required figure drawing class. Every class, we alternate between a male model and a female model - both nude, of course. Well, one of my male classmates objects to having to draw the male model, since he thinks looking at the guy's naked body is turning him gay, and has been telling the teacher that he only wants us to look at and draw women. I've been telling the teacher not to listen to him, since I believe that it's important for us to draw both the female and male figure. (Plus, the guy model is HOT ;) I don't want to give up looking at that gorgeous bod, especially those pecs!)

Who do you think is right?}}

''Just wanted to confront Chris about his implied belief that looking at naked people of a particular sex will make you attracted to that sex. Plus, he seems to be unaware that women can be turned on by the naked male figure, since he thought that the'' New Moon ''parody posters in Asperchu were gay propaganda just because of the naked/half-naked guys. And of course, the "pecs" bit is just a nice little jab at his "All guys should wear bras!" statement.''--[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 16:48, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Kristy Schandiler <whatalifeilead@gmail.com>

Chris-Chan, I got a very interesting question for you: If there is a gay gene, then how is it passed on? Are the gay people making babies with each other, or are they having babies with the opposite sex? If they're doing the last one, then wouldn't that make them STRAIGHT then?

Because my father had another daughter with someone who wasn't my mom (my mom and dad never married, so it's not cheating.), and that means I have a half sister. But she likes girls, and I don't have a preference (if I did, I would chose boys), but she's my little sister, so I can't hate her. How did she get the gay gene if our dad is obviously STRAIGHT (he's had an least 4 kids with 3 women (my big half brother has a different mom too), and he now married with an awesome professional antro artist, who I think I as a big sister I never had. Also, my sister's mom has been with many guys, so she's STRAIGHT too. How can you explain this? What about me? Do I have a no preference gene? Both my parents are STRAIGHT, so where did it come from?

I heard you don't like gay people and encourage others to do the same because gay people will turn us gay too... But this is my little sister here. She doesn't try to make me follow her on that, so she's not causing problems. Should I follow your adivce, or do what I've always done and love my little sister as I've always had. When we were kids, she looked up to me, and always wanted me to be the "adult" so we could get on rides together at theme parks and fairs. I remeber the time she was finally brave enough to try the rollercoaster. She's my only blood related sister, so I don't want to ruin that.}}

Just an idea I got based on a bit of truth. But really, how would this so called "gay gene" be passed on if it's impossible to procreate with the same sex, unless you're like a snail or something. Humans just can't do that. [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:50, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

{{Email|From: Ernst Röhm <ernstroehm55@yahoo.com>

Dear Christian,

I heard you had a highschool reunion soon, I bet you are excited. I remember mine, which I had about a year ago. It was good to see all my old friends and foes again and find out what they were doing these days (as well as brag about my own exploits - I've come far in life since my school days)

But as opposed to me, you are famous. That's something that will probably trigger some conversations! I do have an inquiry, however. I, for one, and I'm sure many other loyal fans would like to know more about the reunion, I'm sure you understand.

1) When is the reunion?
2) Will you videotape it in some manner for your fans?
3) What do you look most forward to about it?
4) Will you give us a summary of how it went?
5) Who are you most excited to meet again (you can name multiple people if you want) and why?

Sincerely,

Ernst}}
''This is my first Mail for this operation, I hope I did everything well. Are we supposed to send these ourselves? Will they just be moved?'' [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:37, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Asperchu/Background

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[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|right|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself.]]
{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of rejection, tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love.

Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic bizzaro Chris.|An anon on /cwc/, summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a Parody of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu, [[Mailbag 24]]}}

'''Asperchu''' is a [[parody]] of [[Sonichu]] detailing the zany misadventures of Asperchu, the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]] with <strike>[[autism|high functioning autism]]</strike> [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here], it's homepage is [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/ here] and the /cwc/ thread can be found [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/5448.html here]. The creator of this delightful series sometimes forgets to upload a page or two in chronological order, but this is due to his Asperger's Syndrome affecting his memory.

Notably, it has a brief mention on [[CWCipedia]] in Chris's list of Sonichu parodies.

==Protagonists==
===Asperchu===

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu.]]

One day, Sonichu wandered into a stall the bathroom at the Minneapolis International Airport. While tapping his foot underneath the wall of the stall next to him, he accidentally brushed his foot against that of a man who had Aspergers Syndrome; the resulting union birthed the lovable hero we all know today.

Asperchu grew up in Minnesota, where he attended Catholic school for 12 years (it would have been 13 but he was allowed to skip 1st grade due to how high-functioning he was even as a young child); he currently considers himself to be a non-denominational christian who follows the Word of GodJesus with his sound mind and heart. Asperchu's father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late 2003 and he hasn't been seen since. Asperchu currently lives in Eden Prairie, Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu. When not working hard on Youtube videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his Xbox 360 or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends Normandale Community College with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin, where he is pursuing an associates degree in Radiologic Technology.

His dreams lie outside of religion or career, however: He is currently on a Love Quest to obtain a gal-pal who he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. Although he is normally a humble and empathic person, he has been known to let his goal-oriented mental block get the best of him, such as during his endeavor to prove that
he is the only true and honest christian.

Asperchu is a high-functioning electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon. He has no electric-type attacks; however, his aspergers-type attacks do double damage against autistic-type pokemon. His strongest attack is the Asperhameha, which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

===Sonichu===

[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu.]]

The brother, father (technically, one of two fathers), hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Sonichu shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the Troll Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a late night snuggling rendezvous. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of the state of Virginia, on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of Aspergers Syndrome as a component of the Autism Spectrum.

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===Max===

[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick.]]

One of Asperchu's best friends. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them.

===Jivin Pickles===

[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here.]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's black best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his Love Quest, although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward gal-pals, while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of Christmas, Jivin celebrates Kwanzaa. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black.

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==Villainous trolls==

===Lisa===

[[Image:PrincessLisa.jpg|thumb|left|She will break your Heart Level.]]

A girl who attends Normandale Community College, Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King; she agreed. However, her plan all along was to embarrass Asperchu by substituting herself with an overweight ginger girl and video taping it for display on her blog, and then purloin Asperchu's Medallion of Power in order to gain access to his Magic. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals, which temporarily broke Asperchu's Heart Level down to about 40%. She is the person responsible for inciting Asperchu to create his own Youtube account so that he could make war on Trolls far and wide. She appears to be in the employ of a mysterious Troll Lord, to whom she delivered the Medallion.

===Radar===

[[Image:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|He has GodJesus in his heart. Do you?]]

GJ-Radar, known as John to people who aren't Asperchu. A Born-Again Baptist from rural Texas, he and his fiance Kendra traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's Youtube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. They promptly began proselytizing their particular brand of Christianity to all who would hear. Soon John confronted Asperchu and demanded he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a Youtube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. Asperchu set the rules of the Youtube Triathlon: Each participant would have to sing their favorite Bible hymn, tell their favorite parable of GodJesus, and display the potency of their GodJesus Magic; the winner would be determined by viewers. Asperchu lost the first two components to John while the third was a draw because Asperchu's Magic only managed to damage his Xbox camera, while John refused to attempt such abhorrent shamanism; John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened.

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==Supporting characters==
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==Style==
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