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{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend finding yourself a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris gives advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|She threatens to kill me in her episode [sic] of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|300px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" |Barbara Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth name'''<br />
| Barbara Anne Weston<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Snorlax, Barb<br />
|-<br />
| '''D.O.B.'''<br />
| [[Pre-1980#1940s|1 October 1941]] (age {{Age|1941|10|1}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Female<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Marriages'''<br />
| [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-19??)<br><br />
[[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)<br />
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| '''Children'''<br />
| [[Cole Smithey]]<br />
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
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| '''Occupation'''<br />
| Office worker (retired)<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.<br />
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==Family and early life==<br />
Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896-1954) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref> <br />
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Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived [[Aunt Corrina]].<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> It is not clear whether Chris meant to say that after Corrina's death all the Westons started hating him and his mother, or alternatively that by the time of Corrina's death no Weston other than her had a cordial relationship with Chris and Barb. Regardless of how this statement should be interpreted, it appears that Barbara's relationship with rest of her extended family is strained.<br />
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According to [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 30 [[January 2012]], Barbara lost her virginity at some point during her high school years. <br />
===Cole and his various fathers===<br />
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]<br />
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Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref><br />
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Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br />
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Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> <br />
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====Jack Dale Smithey====<br />
Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.<ref name="coleemail2" /><br />
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In 1995, an Internet post by a man claiming he was looking for his friend's absentee father, questioned the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref><br />
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Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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====Ran Coleman Yeatts====<br />
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook.]]<br />
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Records, which Cole later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref><br />
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To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child. <ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref><br />
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====Jerry Harmon====<br />
Jerry Harmon is [[Barbara]]'s former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}<br />
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In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole would further elaborate about his first step-father. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head.<br />
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===Marriage with Bob===<br />
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker.]]<br />
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Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /><br />
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According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> <br />
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On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckserville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them, but rather stayed in in their old home. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement, and that she still visited Bob and Chris on every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (in early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br />
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With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br />
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Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><br />
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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
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===Pampering of Chris===<br />
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{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]<br />
[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment.]]<br />
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According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref><br />
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While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].<ref>[[Cutco]]</ref><br />
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This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br />
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As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref><br />
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However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br />
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It appears that Chris's diet doesn't worry Barb too much. In the night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and hasn't made a meal for Chris at least until [[April 2011]].<ref>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref><br />
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To cap off their relationship, Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara occasionally spoons with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref><br />
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==Health problems==<br />
===Physical===<br />
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]<br />
[[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]<br />
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Like Chris, Barbara has been [[obesity|obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, ballooned out in more recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref> <br />
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In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br />
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Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.<ref name="9 October 2009"/><br />
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According to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref><br />
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In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks." It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it didn't sound pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances and shit!!!" Consensus was that the so called "holey buttocks" were in fact lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites (rather than flies) that have burrowed into her bountiful booty. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive, Chris whines about having to take care of her.<br />
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On 23 August 2013 Chris revealed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was and what kind of treatment was Barb given. <br />
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As of June 2014, Barbara was still able to walk at least short distances, and was much slimmer than she had been in the past, no longer the morbidly obese blob that she was several years prior. As of June 2014, her posture and movement suggested that she suffered from osteoarthritis, or some other joint problem. Also, her legs and arms were quite thin and stick-like, as if her muscles had been wasting away from lack of use. This information suggested that Barbara's physical health was continuing to decline as of June 2014. {{cite}}<br />
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By August 2014, Chris was again begging for money on [[Facebook]], [[Lego|supposedly]] to pay dental fees, as his mother had cavities in her teeth which needed treatment.<br />
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In February 2015, she was filmed leaving a courtroom after Chris's hearing due to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|macing]], where she appears to have low muscle mass (probably due to her sedentary lifestyle), and, though still [[obese]], has, in fact slimmed down into a Munchlax.<br />
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===Mental===<br />
During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might kill herself, as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/><br />
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Chris labels Barb a "pack rat"<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>; however, "hoarder" may be a more appropriate title. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, which helped make the living room uninhabitable, and generally turn [[14 Branchland Court]] into the fire- and biohazard it is - or rather, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|was]].<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, obstensibly due to the conditions at the Chandler house. <ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref><br />
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In a May 17, 2011 email to [[Jackie]], Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[Tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and threatening to kill him.<ref name="jackie26" /><br />
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==Legal problems==<br />
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.<br />
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==Appearances==<br />
===In ''Sonichu''===<br />
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]<br />
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In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.<br />
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According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].<br />
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===Audio===<br />
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].<br />
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].<br />
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."<br />
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br />
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br />
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"<br />
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br />
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.<br />
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===Videos===<br />
Barbara has appeared in five videos to date as of [[February 2015]]: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br />
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"<br />
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br />
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when [[The Simpsons]] went downhill.<br />
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br />
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref><br />
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br />
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br />
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br />
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br />
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br />
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br />
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br />
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br />
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br />
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.<br />
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br />
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.<br />
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].<br />
File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form<br />
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<div>CWCki n00b. Fascinated with the man after reading about him on ED (like most people), I decided to join this wiki. I hope I can do well here.<br />
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tl;dr bio: underageb& Metalhead faggot with no life and over-analytical knowledge on everything, am from The Great North and has learning disabilities (called "Twice Exceptionality," whatever). <br />
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Thank you for your time. Kindly fuck off.</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xentas&diff=184001User:Xentas2015-03-19T03:21:43Z<p>Xentas: </p>
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<div>CWCki n00b. Fascinated with the man after reading about him on ED (like most people), I decided to join this wiki. I hope I can do well here.<br />
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tl;dr bio: underageb& Metalhead faggot with no life and over-analytical knowledge on everything from The Great North who has learning disabilities (called "Twice Exceptionality," whatever). <br />
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^Favorite CWC vid<br />
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Userboxes, because why not.<br />
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Thank you for your time. Kindly fuck off.</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xentas&diff=184000User:Xentas2015-03-19T03:02:10Z<p>Xentas: </p>
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<div>CWCki n00b. Fascinated with the man after reading about him on ED (like most people), I decided to join this wiki. I hope I can do well here.<br />
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tl;dr bio: underageb& Metalhead faggot from The Great North. <br />
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Thank you for your time. Kindly fuck off.</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Song_of_Christian&diff=183322Talk:Song of Christian2015-02-26T06:34:11Z<p>Xentas: </p>
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<div>He kind of sounds like Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br />
* Oh god, you're right! Can't unhear. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 00:30, 14 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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==The F in English==<br />
There's some confusion over what F Chris is referring to. Some believe that he got an F for this video (though how could he get an F for a video where he's complaining about getting an F for?) but based on the fact that (after listening to it again), he talks about how he started out with an A and the teacher kept going "lower and lower" with his grade, it seems to suggest that Chris is complaining about his cumulative grade in English and thought he'd throw in his bitching at the end since his English teacher would have to see it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:06, 3 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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I think it's just referring to the poetry assignment. It might be his arrogance to assume that the assignment was worth an A, and then in the teacher's evaluation of it, she lowered that deserved grade all the way to an F. It being the cumulative grade in English does make sense, but if Song of Christian 2 was also made in mid-May, it would be too early to get a final grade. Although it's possible that he found out via an early warning notice or something. <br />
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I also find it unlikely that this video was for the class. I just always thought of it as him playing around with his camera, talking about various things relevant to him. However, if it were for class, it would most likely be only the first video; the second one only talks about the poem kind of as an afterthought. He makes reference to presumably his English teacher, with a name that is unclear, but starts with a B. In any event, it's different from the name (if it were a name) he said in the 'indecipherable mutter' soon before the reading of the poem. [[User:Pitifuladultlife|Pitifuladultlife]] 15:25, 11 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I think it is highly unlikely that Chris had a video camera to play around with at age 16. Chris has a lot of disposable income now because of his tugboat, but before he turned 18 his parents were probably keeping it all, and we know he didn't have a job. Chris was likely issued a camera by his school to make this video. Also remember that this was before youtube, so Chris didn't have the expectation that everyone in the world watches every video he makes. If he made this in the privacy of his own home for his own edification, then why is he referring to the teacher as 'you' and speaking as if she can hear him. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 20:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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=="I talk well"==<br />
Transcribing is a son of a bitch when this guy shoots out something three words in advance, and has to backtrack. <br />
''And anyway, say, uh, sh-should, uh, or should I say this old-fashioned ah...'' He's a fuckin' dyslexic Foghorn Leghorn! Chris also uses language to infer that his audience should already know all about him. I'm assuming that in these ''pre-internet'' days he would ''blab'' incessantly about himself to kids and teachers.<br />
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The mumble after the poem's introduction sounds like "Here it is, Miss Snow[?]". Perhaps grudgingly addressing a teacher under his breath? [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:59, 17 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== I wonder who this video was made for? ==<br />
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I wonder who this video was made for? It wayyy predates Chris's YouTube adventures, and he can't possibly have thought of creating this sort of self-promotional DVDs at that time. It's pretty clear why he included it on the DVD (since the idea was probably to cram in every piece of video featuring him, ever), but who did he, ''at the time it was filmed,'' think this video was made for? Did he just pick up a camera and think "I shall create 'The Christian Chandler Show' in my image"? If he just wanted to rant about the poem not getting enough respect, why film it? ...just a few questions that probably never get really good answers. --[[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]] 16:47, 7 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I think the standard interpretation is that this was made for a class project, though it's possible he made it for himself. However, the fact he asks people not to laugh, that he addresses his English teacher, etc. seems to suggest that it was for his class. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:03, 3 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Transcribed the second video. ==<br />
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Now I'm going to go stick my dick in the toaster. It will be less painful than trying to figure out what this fat fuck was saying... [[User:AnalCactus|AnalCactus]] 01:25, 28 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
:Good luck, there's a lot of stuff in the second video that I've been wondering about, particularly some of the things he says while raging on his English teacher--[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 01:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Just want to point out one mistake. I am 99 percent sure that in the second video he says "yeah I call that Cool. Yeah.... (trying to sound like a badass)." Kind of a more self-congratulatory thing (maybe for choosing to call it "cool") Instead of "Thats what I call cool" Great job but I wanted to point that out." [[User:815Ssox]]<br />
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I think the line "AND YOU MADE IT BURN" is actually him saying, "And you, Mr/Mrs. (Enternamehere)," which might grant us useless knowledge about his English teacher's name. So far, it sounds like Mrs. Burt or Byrd or something like that. --[[User:Mr Flylice|Mr Flylice]] 18:02, 4 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Tone ==<br />
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Why do you think that his voice sounds so far removed from his typical nasal monotone? Was it just that he had more energy at 16 (because he wasn't such a lazy fattie)? Less emotional baggage from all the crap that happened to him after high school? [[User:Semicolon|Semicolon]] 02:12, 18 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Plagiarism? ==<br />
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Call me uncultured(I'm from Kentucky so it's probably correct), but what poem did Chris steal from? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:08, 19 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
* The poems are named right bellow the transcript of the "Song of Christian" in part 1. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:04, 20 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Best Buy vs. Best Products ==<br />
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I know Christian has terrible pronunciation, but I really don't think he's saying Best Buy in the video. I think he's talking about the defunct department store Best Products. If you listen to the video again, I think it's obvious that he's not mispronouncing the word buy, but is fumbling saying the word products. I know it's minor, but at least part of the story makes more sense. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 15:50, 5 November 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Yeah, he's definitely saying Best Products. Also, it probably doesn't matter too much given Chris's slippery memory, but Best Buy didn't exist in 1982 and their store in Charlottesville looks like it opened in the 2000s. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 12:46, 7 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**I also edited out the factual error about Best Buy, since it's no longer relevant. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 20:16, 13 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Voice ==<br />
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Christian's voice is not very different.... I mean, it has a fuller and more transcribable tone but saying that it's that much different as to be a combo of James Earl Jones and Captain Beefheart is just.... Odd. It's basically a more conscious version of his normal voice, like he actually cared or was aware of how he sounded during the recordings that eventually went away due to his lack of people to talk to and practice the use of his voice with. And also, Chris only became hassling to listen to later in his life, after 2005. The Harvey Birdman video was actually, in my opinion, more intelligible then the song of chistian vids. <br />
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--[[User:Xentas|Xentas]] ([[User talk:Xentas|talk]]) 06:26, 26 February 2015 (UTC)</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Song_of_Christian&diff=183321Talk:Song of Christian2015-02-26T06:26:48Z<p>Xentas: /* Voice */ new section</p>
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<div>He kind of sounds like Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br />
* Oh god, you're right! Can't unhear. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 00:30, 14 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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==The F in English==<br />
There's some confusion over what F Chris is referring to. Some believe that he got an F for this video (though how could he get an F for a video where he's complaining about getting an F for?) but based on the fact that (after listening to it again), he talks about how he started out with an A and the teacher kept going "lower and lower" with his grade, it seems to suggest that Chris is complaining about his cumulative grade in English and thought he'd throw in his bitching at the end since his English teacher would have to see it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:06, 3 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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I think it's just referring to the poetry assignment. It might be his arrogance to assume that the assignment was worth an A, and then in the teacher's evaluation of it, she lowered that deserved grade all the way to an F. It being the cumulative grade in English does make sense, but if Song of Christian 2 was also made in mid-May, it would be too early to get a final grade. Although it's possible that he found out via an early warning notice or something. <br />
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I also find it unlikely that this video was for the class. I just always thought of it as him playing around with his camera, talking about various things relevant to him. However, if it were for class, it would most likely be only the first video; the second one only talks about the poem kind of as an afterthought. He makes reference to presumably his English teacher, with a name that is unclear, but starts with a B. In any event, it's different from the name (if it were a name) he said in the 'indecipherable mutter' soon before the reading of the poem. [[User:Pitifuladultlife|Pitifuladultlife]] 15:25, 11 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I think it is highly unlikely that Chris had a video camera to play around with at age 16. Chris has a lot of disposable income now because of his tugboat, but before he turned 18 his parents were probably keeping it all, and we know he didn't have a job. Chris was likely issued a camera by his school to make this video. Also remember that this was before youtube, so Chris didn't have the expectation that everyone in the world watches every video he makes. If he made this in the privacy of his own home for his own edification, then why is he referring to the teacher as 'you' and speaking as if she can hear him. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 20:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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=="I talk well"==<br />
Transcribing is a son of a bitch when this guy shoots out something three words in advance, and has to backtrack. <br />
''And anyway, say, uh, sh-should, uh, or should I say this old-fashioned ah...'' He's a fuckin' dyslexic Foghorn Leghorn! Chris also uses language to infer that his audience should already know all about him. I'm assuming that in these ''pre-internet'' days he would ''blab'' incessantly about himself to kids and teachers.<br />
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The mumble after the poem's introduction sounds like "Here it is, Miss Snow[?]". Perhaps grudgingly addressing a teacher under his breath? [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:59, 17 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== I wonder who this video was made for? ==<br />
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I wonder who this video was made for? It wayyy predates Chris's YouTube adventures, and he can't possibly have thought of creating this sort of self-promotional DVDs at that time. It's pretty clear why he included it on the DVD (since the idea was probably to cram in every piece of video featuring him, ever), but who did he, ''at the time it was filmed,'' think this video was made for? Did he just pick up a camera and think "I shall create 'The Christian Chandler Show' in my image"? If he just wanted to rant about the poem not getting enough respect, why film it? ...just a few questions that probably never get really good answers. --[[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]] 16:47, 7 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I think the standard interpretation is that this was made for a class project, though it's possible he made it for himself. However, the fact he asks people not to laugh, that he addresses his English teacher, etc. seems to suggest that it was for his class. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:03, 3 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Transcribed the second video. ==<br />
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Now I'm going to go stick my dick in the toaster. It will be less painful than trying to figure out what this fat fuck was saying... [[User:AnalCactus|AnalCactus]] 01:25, 28 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
:Good luck, there's a lot of stuff in the second video that I've been wondering about, particularly some of the things he says while raging on his English teacher--[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 01:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Just want to point out one mistake. I am 99 percent sure that in the second video he says "yeah I call that Cool. Yeah.... (trying to sound like a badass)." Kind of a more self-congratulatory thing (maybe for choosing to call it "cool") Instead of "Thats what I call cool" Great job but I wanted to point that out." [[User:815Ssox]]<br />
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I think the line "AND YOU MADE IT BURN" is actually him saying, "And you, Mr/Mrs. (Enternamehere)," which might grant us useless knowledge about his English teacher's name. So far, it sounds like Mrs. Burt or Byrd or something like that. --[[User:Mr Flylice|Mr Flylice]] 18:02, 4 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Tone ==<br />
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Why do you think that his voice sounds so far removed from his typical nasal monotone? Was it just that he had more energy at 16 (because he wasn't such a lazy fattie)? Less emotional baggage from all the crap that happened to him after high school? [[User:Semicolon|Semicolon]] 02:12, 18 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Plagiarism? ==<br />
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Call me uncultured(I'm from Kentucky so it's probably correct), but what poem did Chris steal from? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:08, 19 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
* The poems are named right bellow the transcript of the "Song of Christian" in part 1. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:04, 20 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Best Buy vs. Best Products ==<br />
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I know Christian has terrible pronunciation, but I really don't think he's saying Best Buy in the video. I think he's talking about the defunct department store Best Products. If you listen to the video again, I think it's obvious that he's not mispronouncing the word buy, but is fumbling saying the word products. I know it's minor, but at least part of the story makes more sense. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 15:50, 5 November 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Yeah, he's definitely saying Best Products. Also, it probably doesn't matter too much given Chris's slippery memory, but Best Buy didn't exist in 1982 and their store in Charlottesville looks like it opened in the 2000s. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 12:46, 7 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**I also edited out the factual error about Best Buy, since it's no longer relevant. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 20:16, 13 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Voice ==<br />
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Christian's voice is not very different.... I mean, it has a fuller and more transcribable tone but saying that it's that much different as to be a combo of James Earl Jones and Captain Beefheart is just.... Odd. It's basically a more conscious version of his normal voice, like he actually cared or was aware of how he sounded during the recordings that eventually went away due to his lack of people to talk to and practice the use of his voice with. <br />
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--[[User:Xentas|Xentas]] ([[User talk:Xentas|talk]]) 06:26, 26 February 2015 (UTC)</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=William_Elliott_Waterman&diff=183302William Elliott Waterman2015-02-26T04:58:49Z<p>Xentas: </p>
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<div>[[File:William_Elliott_Waterman.jpg|thumb|William Elliott Waterman]]<br />
: ''"William" redirects here. For William Spicer, husband of [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] and character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', see [[List of Sonichu characters#William Spicer]].''<br />
'''William Elliott Waterman''' (sometimes called '''"Billy"''' by family and friends)<ref>http://i44.tinypic.com/2z4a7iw.jpg</ref> is a [[Facebook]] friend of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] who lives in [[Wikipedia:Woolwich, Maine|Woolwich, Maine]]. William frequently comments on Chris's Facebook posts with support, and can be considered a [[white knight]]. Many see him as an enabler of Chris's actions. Often his posts consist of a smiley or a simple message. Chris and William apparently met online, as William's 7 August [[2013]] Facebook post indicates that they never met in person, and that Chris initiated the friend request after correspondence with William. He is also friends with [[Anna McLerran]] and her family.<br />
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It is unknown when William and Chris first met, but William's first activity on Chris's Facebook timeline is from May [[2013]].<ref>[[2013_Facebook_Posts#This_cold_is_really_weighing_me_down]]</ref> A post from 3 August indicates that William had only recently talked to Anna for the first time, and that she told William about how far back she and Christian go.<ref>http://i.imgur.com/Vzyfg48.png</ref><br />
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Recent correspondence has suggested Chris may have alienated William with some of his Facebook posts. On 7 October [[2013]], Chris commented on William's profile picture suggesting that William is [[Chris and his Ego|attempting to look like Chris]] with his long [[hair]]; one of William's friends, Ryan Steinbruner, promptly accused Chris of [[trolls|trolling]] and stated that William has looked like this since high school.<ref>http://i44.tinypic.com/2z4a7iw.jpg</ref> William also appears to be alienated by Chris's intense hatred for the franchise ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'', all just because of an arm color change. As of [[January 2015|January]] [[2015]], William continues to comment on Chris's Facebook, but is noticeably unwilling to defend Chris for his actions, even jokingly comparing him to Christian Gray from ''Fifty Shades of Grey''.<br />
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==Facebook comments==<br />
William's Facebook comments to Chris are often short and [[Random-access humor|off topic]]. For example, after Chris found out his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pal]]s weren't TRUE and HONEST, he posted cards of [[Pokémon]] Cubone and Yamask, along with a rant about having no local friends. William's reply was a simple comment of, "I love cubone [''sic''] and yamask [''sic'']".<ref>[[December 2013 Facebook posts#Friends]]</ref><br />
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On occasion, however, William attempts to give advice to Chris, which is promptly ignored. For example, on 9 June 2013, Chris posted a rant about [[Megan Schroeder]], to which William replied, "Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?" He followed this up by telling Chris, "I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better."<ref>[[June_2013_Facebook_Posts#Just_re-watched_your_DVD_with_a_friend.]]</ref><br />
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==Calling out trolls==<br />
On 7 August [[2013]], in response to his Facebook activity being posted to the [[CWCki]], William posted a long rant on Facebook about him and Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|7 August 2013<p>Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement.<br><br>You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them.<br><br>I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING.<br><br>Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.<br><br>[[Wikipedia:EarthBound | Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.]]}}<ref>http://i.imgur.com/qSCNJkR.png</ref><br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>Xentashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=This_is_how_the_Trial_went&diff=183230This is how the Trial went2015-02-25T00:06:23Z<p>Xentas: </p>
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'''This is how the Trial went''' is an account from two CWCki Forum users, Cyan and Indigo, on what happened during the 10 [[July 2012]] arraignment of [[Chris]] and [[Barb]] in regards to the [[28 October 2011]] charges. The text presented here is as it was posted on the CWCki Forums on 10 July, with slight modifications for wiki styling and linking.<br />
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==Cyan's account==<br />
Imma be nice and give you guys a darker colour for this wall of text. <br />
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Sorry for taking so long. [[Youtube]] was being [[Autistic]] and couldn't get a minute-long video uploaded very quickly...<br />
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First I'd like to prove we were there. The video isn't that exciting, just a newspaper with the date, the courthouse, and a little greeting for you guys. We are keeping ourselves anonymous. I know some of you somehow came under the impression that the video might be of Chris or the Trial. Sorry. Between being called a troll and an attention whore, I really just don't feel like getting arrested for you guys. =T<br />
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Anyways, our little drive-by video. (No, the driver isn't holding the camera. We aren't Chris.)<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jja-xjhLmsQ&feature=youtu.be]<br />
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Better detail of the newspaper. My camera's shitty and it made the date fuzzy. Luckily it's still easily recognizable as the same newspaper.<br />
[http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o551/CyanandIndigo/100_1210.jpg]<br />
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And a screenshot of passing the courthouse, so you can clearly see where we are. Should be at 15-16 sec<br />
[http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o551/CyanandIndigo/Court-screenshot.png]<br />
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===The Trial.===<br />
It was quite unlike what the majority speculated. There were some humorous moments, [[Chris]] got to speak, and both he and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbra]] pleaded guilty. <br />
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Barbra was the first to go. When the Judge began asking the usual questions, (such as "do you fully understand the charges you face?") Barbra asked if she could have [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Bell]] answer for her. The judge wasn't very patient with her, and Barbra seemingly attempted to protest. The Judge sharply told her, "These questions are between you and me, you have to answer the questions yourself."<br />
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Barbra simply answered "Yes" to all of his standard questions, plead guilty, and sat back down. On an unrelated note, she seems to have [[Obesity|lost some weight]]. She isn't a very large woman.<br />
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The prosecution got to have a speech before it was Christian's turn to take the stand. I can't remember everything they said, but the important parts were that [[Snyder]] didn't want Chris and Barb to be stuck with a felony charge, there was another witness that called the [[Jerkop|police]], (the manager of the nearby [[Wikipedia:Staples Inc.|Staples]]), and that he hoped that the plea bargain would be accepted by the judge. <br />
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Bell took a turn to speak, and wanted to formally introduce Chris to the Judge. He surprisingly introduced Chris as "[[autism|High-functionally Autistic]]" which is an outdated term and not part of the Autism spectrum. He also briefly told the Judge about Chris and Barbra's lives, and tried to explain the situation with the game place from the Chandlers' perspective. At one point he called Chris an "Adult-[[autistic]]-child", which Chris scowled at. He also made note that if the plea bargain was accepted, Chris would be assimilated into the world, taught how to contribute to society, and would get psychiatric evaluations and treatment. Chris mumbled something and seemed really distressed by all of this. [[Image:Chrisstrial_zpsb16cd19d.png|thumb|Courtroom sketch by Cyan]]<br />
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When Chris was brought to the stand, he stress-sighed first thing. He then repeated his mother's earlier question, in hopes to get Bell to speak for him. The judge shot him down the same way he did his mother, and proceeded to ask the questions.<br />
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This is where things got amusing.<br />
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"Is your full name Christian Weston Chandler?"<br />
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"Yes, but my birthname is [[Christopher's name change|Christopher Weston Chandler]]. Now it's Christian."<br />
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"So your full name is Christopher Weston Chandler?"<br />
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"N-no. My name is Christian. My birth name was Christopher, but we changed it years ago."<br />
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"Do you understand that you are to be charged the court fees, should you accept the plea bargain?"<br />
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"Yes. [[Chris and Money|My mother will be taking care of that]]."<br />
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"Do you understand that you are to pay [[Michael Snyder|Michael John Snyder]] for his medical expenses?"<br />
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"Yes, but I don't think that THIEVING LIAR deserves a ''red cent''!"<br />
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The Judge dismissed this.<br />
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And finally, when asked if he willingly pleaded guilty and was his own conscious choice, Chris hesitated for a good five seconds.<br />
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"...Yes."<br />
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There was more discussion from both Bell and the prosecution, mostly trying to convince the Judge to accept the guilty plea. The Judge did, and Barbra Chandler and Christian Chandler were both found guilty of fail to stop at the scene of an accident, and Barbra was charged with assault on an officer. Barbra was sentenced with [[Wikipedia:Community service|community service]] and two years of [[Wikipedia:Probation|probation]], and Chris was sentenced with community service, one year of probation, and must comply with all psychiatric treatment and evaluation. If he fails to do so, he faces jail time.<br />
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There's more details jotted down, and Indigo remembers more than I do, so you can expect a more detailed post from her. Probably on page six. I'll update with some detail of the October 28 incident (assuming the [[CWCki]] doesn't have it) tomorrow when I find my notes.<br />
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A few answers to other questions: <br />
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*If I paid the bill that comes with phones that access the [[internet]] every month, I probably would never have left-over money, and couldn't afford this trip. Also, like ''hell'' I'm taking my laptop to VA to leave it unattended in my car while I sat in a courthouse. (My car is also not equipped with internet access, I don't know of many cars that are.)<br />
*I couldn't get photos of Chris or his car. The [[Charlottesville]] area around the courthouse is actually quite busy, and there aren't any parking lots adjacent to the courthouse itself. Chris and Barbra could have parked anywhere. Besides, getting photos or video of him or his car could have put us at risk of being charged for stalking. The court members KNOW of his internet infamy.<br />
*The Charlottesville Circuit Court doesn't keep real-time transcripts, and the ones they make upon request cost money. If somebody else wants to contact them and get the transcripts, I'm sure they'll eventually have them available. <br />
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EDIT!: I totally forgot that most of you guys don't know this. Snyder did get hit with the Chandler vehicle. Not once, but twice. Once by Chris, and then again by Barb when they switched places. That's why they both have the fail-stop felony charge.<br />
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==Indigo's account==<br />
As Cyan writes the master post, I will type this out: my account of what occurred. We felt that both of us should describe it, as we both noticed different details just as we noticed the same ones. When put together, both of our stories should give you a fairly clear image of the trial.<br />
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===Initial Observations===<br />
Our dear CWC looked absolutely miserable to be there, his face set in an almost cartoonish pout. He was only sporting ''some'' of his now-signature [[Tomgirl]] look: the hair and make-up (restricted to light lipstick and eyeshadow) were present, but the clothes he sported were slacks and an unremarkable flannel shirt. I would probably be right in guessing that his subdued physical appearance was at the insistence of his lawyer.<br />
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Barbara looked as though she had lost significant weight, and another older woman was with them. ((It's been confirmed that she's [[Rocky]].))<br />
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===The Pleas===<br />
This may surprise you, but Barbara and Chris did the smart thing for once and pleaded guilty . . . ah, but that's not quite all. Their lawyer explained that while they were choosing this course of action, they maintain that their version of events (their [[TRUE and HONEST]] account of what occurred between themselves and Mr. Snyder) is the accurate story. In other words: "we're guilty but not really lol."<br />
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The judge has the option of denying this type of plea-bargaining based on what occurs next. Keep this in mind.<br />
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===Barbara's Turn===<br />
This portion was mostly unworthy of note, aside from Barbara nearly getting uppity at the start. She calmed down pretty quickly, though, and conducted herself rather politely through the judge's questions.<br />
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Meanwhile, Chris was busy completely disassociating himself from the situation. He fiddled around with his [[Pedo-Glasses|sunglasses]] (making a few noises when they collided with the table every now and then), played with his ring, and didn't seem like he was paying much attention to dialogue he probably ought to be listening to.<br />
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===Chris's Turn===<br />
Before Chris had his turn to speak, their lawyer stepped in to provide context to Chris's situation. It's all stuff we've heard before, though there were a couple of quotes worth noting:<br />
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* He used "high-functioning autistic" to describe Chris, most likely at Chris's request. This is no longer used as any sort of technical term, so it sounded rather silly coming from a professional lawyer.<br />
* Not long afterward, he goes on to describe Chris as an "adult autistic child." ''This'' drew a notable reaction out of Chris. He went so far as to change his facial expression from severe pouting to as close to outrage as he dared show; he nearly interrupted his lawyer, but must have thought better of it and quieted whatever he was going to say into an intelligible mumble. <br />
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Finally, it was Chris's turn to answer the routine questions given by the clerk and the judge. Chris, due to not paying attention earlier, asked if his lawyer could answer on his behalf. He was met with a reminder that no, in fact, you ''have to'' answer these questions ''all by yourself''. Perish the thought. <br />
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After the clerk finished her segment, Chris had the gall to interrupt the judge just as he was getting started with his round of questioning. Despite the rough start, Chris got the hint and kept his responses to "yes" and "no" and did fairly well answering them quickly . . . that is, until he was asked if he had pled guilty completely of his own free will. There was a LONG pause before he finally remembered that the "correct" answer was yes. Looks like he needed more rehearsal time to me.<br />
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Oh, and that's not all! Things got interesting when Mr. Snyder was brought up . . . <br />
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Chris was asked something along the lines of, "do you understand that, by pleading guilty, you MUST pay the agreed amount to Mr. Snyder in damages?" Chris confirmed that he understood . . . and then went on to say that, in HIS opinion, "that thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!" Oh, yes, folks, I kid you not: our beloved Mayor of [[CWCville]] committed ''public slander'' in a COURT OF LAW. <br />
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I expected a harsh reprimand for such egregiously bad behavior (or, perhaps, even for his plea bargain to be denied) but alas, the judge pretty much let it go and continued on. Welp, another free pass for Chris, brought to you by The Autism Card!<br />
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===The Aftermath===<br />
The rest is pretty straight forward: the prosecutor, defense lawyer, and judge discuss the conditions that Barbara and Chris must comply with, whilst Chris gives an exaggerated, disapproving shake of his head whenever Mr. Snyder is brought up. <br />
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At one point, the lawyer suggests that Chris could start giving back to the community in an effort to reintegrate himself into society. The look on Chris's face is ''priceless''.<br />
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((That's pretty much it. We couldn't obtain transcripts, as they don't provide them on the day of a trial if the trial in question is not a major trial or an appeal. If you want to obtain your own copies, you'll have to send in a request to the Circuit Court of Charlottesville and pay a fee.))<br />
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==Chris's confirmation==<br />
On a 11 [[July 2012]] [[Facebook]] note, Chris confirmed their account:<br />
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{{quotebox| Wednesday July 11, 2012<br />
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Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "[[Wikipedia:The New York Times|New York Times]]" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".<br />
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Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of [[Virginia]] or even the [[United States of America]].<br />
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While Cyan and Indigo confirmed that Bell did indeed confront them during the course of the trial, it should be noted that their only actions were to attend a court session that was open to the public and then report on the proceedings, neither of which are illegal. <br />
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==Footnotes==<br />
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As thanks for Rob's defense succeeding in keeping both him and his mother out of jail ''(which could have been devastating consequences for Chris in the long run)'', Chris called him a "wuss" on Facebook, either out of his [[Chris and anger|anger]] for being called an "adult autistic child" in court ''(keep in mind that earlier on, Chris committed public slander)'', or for not entertaining Chris's bullshit when the latter demanded that the [[trolls]] who attended his court case be found and locked up.<br />
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