CWCki - User contributions [en]

User talk:Xentrilus

2010-09-05T18:39:04Z

Xentrilus: /* New name for MSB */

My pleasure. I'll get on the article tomorrow, I'm buried up to my nuts in trigonometry right now. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:34, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

[[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]] Done! The new chapters aren't on FF, so I just made up names, feel free to change them. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:16, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
:I love you. So goddamn much. Very nice introduction and chapter breaks. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 09:14, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

== oh hi ==

I've read all of what you have of ''Chris Gets Laid'' so far, and it BLEW MY MIND. Seriously, it's just so nightmare fuel-laden and, well, ''gross'' that you desperately want to look away, yet at the same it's so intriguing and well written that you don't want to take your (presumingly bleeding because ARGH MENTAL IMAGES) eyes off of it. And the twists, man, the twists!

Can't wait for the conclusion. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 03:40, 2 October 2009 (CEST)

Thank you! When you said you were reading it I was anxious about what you'd think. I'm hugely pleased at the response to this. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 18:11, 2 October 2009 (CEST)

Dude, you should be a fucking novelist. I wish I could write that good. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 21:49, 10 October 2009 (CEST)
:I'd like to be a novelist, certainly. As soon as I find something novel-worthy to write about, I'll get right on it. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:54, 10 October 2009 (CEST)

Howdy! If you're still around, let me know what you want to do with regards to the Day in Christory pages for which the manchild has done nothing of note. --[[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] 16:16, 8 November 2009 (CET)
:Since there's a default "Time Void" message for days with nothing entered, I'd imagine that it would be okay to just leave them blank. The default message carries a link that allows users to edit the template, so if Chris does anything interesting on that day THIS year people can just edit it in. Like the passage of time, it's an ongoing thing - we don't need to fill in EVERY SINGLE space as soon as possible. Thanks for asking, though. :3 [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 16:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)

Thanks for the info! Also, hella story my friend. You should write moar when you have the time. Too bad /cwc/ is down... best of luck! --[[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] 17:42, 8 November 2009 (CET)

I've just finished reading your story. Damn, you've got skill as a writer, and some of the plot twists were ingenious (especially the whole 'Christian takes over Christopher when the bear calls him Christian' idea). Should've made it longer, though. I didn't want to stop reading. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]] 16:57, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==biography==
I'll write whatever you need, and I'm pretty good at organizing media. Do I make the cut? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:49, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:You can choose what to do, we have plenty of stuff left. Of course you can join, the more the better! [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 00:15, 17 November 2009 (CET)
*: Cool, I was bored and wrote up a couple paragraphs, [[User:Jump/Biography]]. Ignoring the material, which is a little base, is that close to the kind of tone you're looking for, or do you want something more lighthearted? (oh lol i need to stop fucking up your talk page) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:51, 17 November 2009 (CET)

==did you make that motion storyboard thing?==
It's fucking awesome, much like everything else you do. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:34, 20 November 2009 (CET)
:Haha, thanks! I did make it, yeah, I wasn't sure if it was actually good though. Until now that is. :3 [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 18:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

==You needed a way to contact me!==
Send the information to "beatistotallyrad@yahoo.com" I created it not two minutes ago for this express purpose.

I've never actually used IRC before, so I might need some coaching on this one. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:01, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==I AM A HYPOCRITE==

Thanksgiving is going to be rougher than I expected, so I won't be on IRC very often until after the 26th, sorry. I'll be adding moar to my subpage in the meantime though. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:07, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==IRC password==
I was told I'd be needing this for the IRC thing. My email address is lampexplosives@gmail.com. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 02:28, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Video Infoboxes ==

Thanks for the help with the infoboxes :). Keep at it, for the [[CWCki|motherland]]!--[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 18:23, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

No shit. They look so sweet now. <3 --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 18:55, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== Thank you for the advice. ==

I will take your advice as soon as possible. I'm going to disguise myself as Chris Chan's biggest fan. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan.|Super Smash Bros. Fan]]

Did I do it right yet? [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 05:10, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Guess I did. Thanks for the help, you really were helpful.

== It's been a long time, Snake. ==

I know, I know, you probably don't remember me. If you do, you probably lost all interest in where the fuck I ran off to. Either that, or you're pissed I just stopped working on the project out of nowhere, I don't blame you in any case. Some shit hit the industrial-sized fan and reality took the forefront (in retrospect, it's a good story, though I lack your dramatic flair). Anyway, since I'm back on the CWCki, I just want to take a second to apologize for bailing out. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:42, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, thanks. I won't ask what went down, but you can drop me a line at origin.intervention@null.net if you feel like swapping stories. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Storyboard action original shoops ==

Hey, I'd just like to know if you'd put up the original photoshops that were used in your Storyboard Action videos. You did once put up a link, but the link's long expired. Keep up the good work, and I'm looking forward to the next part of that, and whatever else you're working on. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 19:59, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:No preference in service, really. Whatever you used last time. Or, you can pick a service that doesn't fucking delete things due to inaction.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 20:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
::<nowiki>*thanks Xent*</nowiki>
::<nowiki>*narrates action*</nowiki>
::<nowiki>*asks</nowiki> how the Magi-chan and Shattered Memory fics are coming along* --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:55, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Slowly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 06:25, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

===New name for MSB===
*"Improved version" (terribly unimaginative)
*"Minus the Fail" (AKA [[Silvana|MtF]])
*"Subtextual truth" (Thought it'd sound good, but no)

And since legi0n is dead, I was wondering where else you would put up those lost fics. (New /cwc/?) --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 10:13, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:New /cxc/. But I'd have to post them in instalments again and I'm far too lazy to do them all right now. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 11:39, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

User:Xentrilus

2010-08-11T21:07:11Z

Xentrilus:

{{RestoreMedal}}

===I:===

*[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fail]]

*and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fail]]

*and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fail some more]]

*'''totally promise I will stop being [[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|useless]] in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

*am absolutely NOT an attention whore or a namefag.

*happen to be the author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]], [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan] and [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html CWCVille: Shattered Memories]

*urge you to look at the [[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===am responsible for this shit===

{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}{{#ev:youtube|mcSJ9ONax_Y}}
{{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ}}{{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

User:Xentrilus

2010-08-04T13:26:06Z

Xentrilus:

{{RestoreMedal}}

===I:===

*[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fail]]

*and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fail]]

*and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fail some more]]

*'''totally promise I will stop being [[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|useless]] in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

*am absolutely NOT an attention whore or a namefag.

*happen to be the author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]], [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan] and [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html CWCVille: Shattered Memories]

*urge you to look at the [[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===am responsible for this shit===

{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}{{#ev:youtube|2JlFAIIH64U}}
{{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ}}{{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

User talk:Xentrilus

2010-08-04T13:25:38Z

Xentrilus: /* Storyboard action original shoops */

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-07-20T23:09:08Z

Xentrilus:

{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}[[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Yo. ==

I'm in your userpage, liking your edits. Good job. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:22, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sure. ==
I'll put the shoops up again. Do you have a preference for any specific filesharing service or not? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Since you asked for it, here's the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/408070906/Storyboard_Collection_1.zip The file is quite big though, my apologies. It'll go up on the yt vid page shortly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 23:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-07-20T20:47:43Z

Xentrilus:

User talk:Jump

2010-06-28T21:21:04Z

Xentrilus:

==Your article in progress==
Sorry to fuck you up but I made a subpage for you at [[User:Jump/MetalGearSonichu]]. Just your talk page really should just be for talking. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

Ah, thanks bro. New to wiki-ing. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:16, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

==For the new guy==

Lurk moar. Learn the in-jokes and what is/isn't appropriate for the CWCki. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:36, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==Harry==

Just leaving a message to say: thank you for making the sonichu finale article looking decent! you're quite a epic dude! ^^
--[[User:F|F]] 3:44 , 17 May 2009 (GMT)

My pleasure bro, comic is awesome. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 18 May 2009 (CEST)

==Hey==
Jesus christ, Jump, you don't need to apologise to me. No-one needs to apologise to me, at all. It's I who should apologise to everyone else. Believe me when I say I am guilty of far, far worse than you or anyone else in the group, so don't feel bad about anything. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:21, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

100 2178

2010-05-09T06:50:43Z

Xentrilus:

(a.k.a '''100 2178.MOV''') is a video in which Chris, lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. He made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show to which he had won four tickets from a radio call-in contest. He could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, so he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" while handsomer, happier, less autistic men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd.

This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since he and [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] broke apart.

For some odd reason, Chris blames the Greene County school board for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" — first by trying to institutionalize him, then going so far as to bribe a realtor to keep his [[14 Branchland Court|family's house]] in Ruckersville from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends. They then bribed [[Michael Snyder]] to ban him from the GAMe PLACe. There is no evidence yet linking them to Mary Lee Walsh or the Jerkops (watch this space). He ends the video by wishing that they, [[Michael Snyder]], and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].

Perhaps coincidentally, the video was uploaded sixteen years to the day since Bob's case against Greene County was thrown out of court.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2178.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VwCldRr0kDc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 08 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Shirt = Red sleeveless
| previous = [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcription==

[''Chris sits in the dark in front of his TV, which is turned off. He is visible only in silhouette. A fan hums in the background.'']

This is Christian Weston Chandler, alias ''Christopher'' Weston Chandler, pre 1990-something. Anyway, I send this message to all the people who were of the Greene County School Board and such during the 1990s because threatening to put me in a mental institution, that was pretty much why we had to run away... and move to Chesterfield County, and I had better life over there! I had a lo-- I had so many friends over there, in High School, and I was just sad to leave, after I graduated, 'cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life. But we were forced to move back here.

You people of Greene County, you could not have left us, left me and my family alone. You had to go and pay off the realtors just so, so that this house here could not have been sold. 'Cause if it had been sold, we would have been able to stay in Chesterfield County [''[[sigh]]''] and I would have been ha-- I would have had a lot-- a happier life over there, than right now and how I'm feeling. If, right now, because we ha-- we were _forced_ to move back here because of you God-damn people who were afraid of Autistic individuals.

[''[[sigh]]'']

You individuals would know who you are. I wish my family and I did not have to move back here. I wish we could have stayed in Chesterfield County, 'cause I had the better life there. And we were doing well, but you had to drag us down! You had to make us unable to sell our house here. You had to-- ''force'' my family to move back here, where I was OK and I have a couple of friends, and I'm better off with-- ''[Voice cracks, shakes arm to gesture at room.]'' ''stuff.''

That stuff is no good if I don't have, if I don't have many friends to share it with.

[''Chokes back tears.'']

And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do, with influencing that God-damn Michel Snyder to see f-- to see any... recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "''scaaaaring'' his customers away!" You GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER!

I was at the John Paul Jones Arena earlier tonight, at the Extreme Action Sports. I had won four tickets the previous Friday, Friday of the last week, from 95.1. The few friends I have here could have have come - could not come with me, and I could not even find anyone in the congregation to take-- to come with me. 'Cause I misplaced directory for one reason. And even with the help of my pastoral counselor to get in contact with them, they did not -- none of them called me back!

And I had to sell tickets I had, and I had to sit with next to a lovey-dovey couple. [voice begins to crack] Which, that was OK, you know, I was trying to be... good, I was trying to be good friend, you know, [cleans ear with finger?] sociable. *[[sigh]]* But still, if that was-- If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, and I would- and I had a similar situation for an event there, I would definitely have had my friends I had there. Moving back here, it just dragged me down-hill. So I tell you what, Greene County, because you saw fit to make, to make me and my family have to move back here, just to make me sad, and move more into my Autistic Shell: You Did It.

If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, I'd have been a whole lot better off. I wish you ha- I wish you have left us our house here; we could have stayed there. I wish wish we did not have to move back to *[[sigh]]* I wish we did not have to move back here nearly ten years ago.

Laugh all you want, trolls! Because I don't ''give a damn.'' You're all just immature, [[naive]], condescending, soulless ''monsters.'' You don't ''care'' about others, you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't, you don't have your own social life! You threaten me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.

Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all da people who were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin.'''

Hell. And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell too.

As for everybody else...Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]|nextlink=Newest Video}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-29T17:34:10Z

Xentrilus: Chris removed the video so I linked it to the Chronicles. That OK?

'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) a shortened version of his song [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin. He may simply be referring to the familiar [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|incident from mid-2009]] where he tried and failed to hire a prostitute while being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]].

Chris repeatedly says "Please," because we all know that women love men who beg. His tone of voice, though, sounds more demanding than anything, conveying the impression that [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he's entitled]] to have the object of his desire as his girlfriend. One of the many reasons that this attempt, as well as many others, [[fail]]ed is because he insults her boyfriend and then begs for sex, like any man with good intentions.

Chris also reveals that he still has no understanding of social interaction. He says that Damian had told him multiple times she wasn't ready for a boyfriend which suggests that he both constantly tried to ask her out, prompting her to have to say a thin excuse multiple times, and that he is socially inept enough that he did not realize she was making an excuse. There is also a distinct possibility that her new boyfriend is either a cover she created to get him to back off, or is in fact not her boyfriend and their friendship is being misconstrued by Chris.

Note the lack of medallion and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian. Also note that he seems to believe that Damian's new boyfriend is a [[troll]], implying that he's starting to have flashbacks to [[Liquid]], [[Kacey|who is already married]]. Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded also and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his [[YouTube]] rants late at night or in the very early morning.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU<nowiki>!!!</nowiki>
| image = {{#ev:youtube|8axUqa5XUFA}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Galpals}} Gal-Pals, {{Sex}} Sex
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy, {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt}} The DangerStripe
| previous = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
| next = [[Happy Sonichu Day]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.'']

This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...

[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.'']

...I have put together before.

[''He begins singing.'']

Hey hey, you you 
I don't like your boyfriend 
No way, no way 
I think you need a new one

Hey hey, you you 
I could be your boyfriend 
da na da, da na da 
da da da, da da da

[''He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.'']

In a second you'll be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wrapped around my finger]] 
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better 
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? 
He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

That old sumbah try to take you out of my life 
But you know I could do it better 
[[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser 
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]?

[''The singing mercifully ends.'']

C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]]

[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].'']

Go as far as to pay a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hundred dollars for a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a [[cwcville|hell of my own]]! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts!

[''He clutches at his chest.'']

Heartaches hurt. Think about that.

[''He turns off the camera.'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]|nextlink=[[Happy Sonichu Day]]|}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Club Nintendo

2010-03-25T20:20:32Z

Xentrilus:

What is this? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:55, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
:It...looks like a list of all Chris's registered Club Nintendo shit. Given Chris's taste in games, some of these are pretty surprising...(I think seeing Sin & Punishment on there almost raised my respect for him. [[CWCKI:NOTAFORUM|I digress]].) Is someone putting these into a table already? Edit conflict is bad bad bad [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:20, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Xentrilus

2010-03-22T03:39:27Z

Xentrilus:

{{RestoreMedal}}

===I:===

*[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fail]]

*and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fail]]

*and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fail some more]]

*'''totally promise I will stop being [[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|useless]] in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

*am absolutely NOT an attention whore or a namefag.

*happen to be the author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]], [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan] and [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html a shattered memory]

*urge you to look at the [[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===am responsible for this shit===

{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}{{#ev:youtube|2JlFAIIH64U}}
{{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ}}{{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

Surfshack Tito E-mails

2010-03-18T16:49:15Z

Xentrilus:

In [[March 2010]], the troll [[Surfshack Tito]] had a series of e-mail exchanges with [[Chris]]. These were leaked on 18 March 2010, to the amusement of all and sundry. They are reproduced below, with Tito's messages on a red background and Chris's replies on a blue background.
==The e-mails==
{{quoteboxred|
Subject: I HAVE INFORMATION ON HEATHER, MY FAT LITTLE CUZZIN
HEY THERE LITTLE CUZ! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR MY LITTLE SPY! WELL YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB. ANYWAY, NOW THAT I TRICKED YOU I THREW HER INFORMATION TO THE TROLLS. AHAHA! IN DEMAIL YOU SHOULD SEE A PIC OF ME AT THE RIGHT AND YOU'RE BOYFRIEND AT THE LEFT!

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY.

"The coconut is always sweeter on the palm tree you can't reach!"

You're friend
Tito!}}

An image accompanied the above e-mail, a picture of [[the Wallflower]] with some big guy who looked Polynesian enough to pass as an IRL Tito. Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|
Subject: You are NOT even my Acquaintance, Period

Fuck Off, you God Damn Troll!!!}}

Tito replied:

{{quoteboxred|
Sorry little cuz, it wasn't my fault. You leaked her pen name in your Little Big Planet level. I just had to google it and got all her nasty gay porn writings. Have you even read her writings? They're all about men having sex with men. Like the one she wrote about the guys from ghost hunters having sex. It's pretty gay stuff.

I'll quote one of her fictions in my next emails.

So long, Brudda.

As the Ancient Hawaiians Said: "He who carves himself in stone, has rocks in his head."}}

Chris delivered the following reply::

{{quotebox|
Subject: Re: I See

I am fully aware of her Fan Fictions, and I do not judge her by that. I, Christian Weston Chandler, LIKE LESBIANS AND THEIR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS; that does not make me queer or weird.

Aside from the Googling, you surely have had a hand in the creation of that page on the CWCki and the mockery that was typed on said page. [SHE] IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!}}

Tito's response:

{{quoteboxred|
YOU SOUND AWFULLY INSECURE LITTLE CUZZES! THE DUDES FROM GHOST HUNTERS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTHOLES AIN'T LESBIAN, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU. : (

Uhh i think lesbians are pretty hot myself but a three some of Jaden Yuiki, Yugi Mutou, and Maximillion Pegasus AREN'T quite the hot lesbians your thinking of!

AND YOU'RE RIGHT THAT STEVEN KING LADY THING IS BEAUTIFUL!

"NIGGA YOU GAY!"}}

Chris delivered a curiously low-key reply:

{{quotebox|
Subject: ENOUGH!

You still have not answered my firm fact that you have created that page on the CWCki.}}

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|left|We apologize for making you see this again. It was necessary.]]

Tito would not be drawn out, however:

{{quoteboxred|
Subject: SMOOTH MOVE LADDIE!

<nowiki>:I</nowiki> forgot to mention little cuzin, I have tasted the flesh that was Heather, and it was quite Delicious. She got so moist over my Ancient Hawaiian Saying. "It's time for a dicking."

P.S: Nice Undies: http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4083/undies.png

(If you wear something underneath your kilt, it counts as a skirt, dumbass)

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "Smooth Move Bonehead."}}

[[File:FuckYouTito.jpg|thumb|right|Can a curse-ye-ha-me-ha be far behind?]]

This managed to get Chris's dander up, leading to three e-mails in succession, as well as an attached image of Chris delivering the "fucky finger":

{{quotebox|
Subject: You are the Bonehead, Crapboardin' Airhead!

Watch your back; I WILL FIND YOU! I have connections. And after the Meet and Greet, I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut so far up, it shoots out your head right through your skull.

I WILL FIND YOU!}}

{{quotebox|
Subject: >:(

Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, [[Niggos|NIGGER!!!]] And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!}}

{{quotebox|
Subject: None

Dude, YOU are NOT her Boyfriend; Back the Fuck Off, You God Damn Trollin' Stupid Nigger.}}

At this point, Tito had had enough:

{{quoteboxred|
I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.

A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.

P,S: cut the child out of Manchild an leave Heather alone. I'm surprised she hasn't filed a restraining order on your naive ass at this point.

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."}}

Chris delivered one final reply:

{{quotebox|
Subject: DO NOT CONTACT ME EVER AGAIN!

I know Heather is NOT doing anything with you, and she does NOT even KNOW you. You can just go shoot yourself in the head and die, you damned, trolling stupid, pickle-suited NIGGER.}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:E-mails]]

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-14T19:24:28Z

Xentrilus:

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWCipedia

2010-03-11T02:17:05Z

Xentrilus:

== A question ==
I'm not posting this on the CWCipedia itself, because, ahem, I'm unaware of the community rules of that site. It seems to me that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Listusers Chris is the only real user] - shouldn't user registration and anonymous editing be disabled? ([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:FAQ#How_do_I_administrate.2Fmanage_user_rights.3F howto]) And why isn't Chris a Sysop? If one wants to test the MediaWiki's suitability, as this article claims, we should give the user a little bit more tools. =) Just don't give him Oversight. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:46, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

*CWCipedia is the wiki that only CWC can edit. Myself and Cogs share sysop privileges because Chris has no fucking clue how a wiki works and he sure as hell doesn't know how/want to do boring shit like categorize things, make templates, etc. (just like this wiki, lol).We've more or less told Chris "Chris! Here's a page like Wikipedia all to yourself and nobody can ban you or anything! Knock yourself out" There's a reason why this looks like his old website, it's because to him this is just the new incarnation of it.

:The idea that only Chris can edit it is so we here on CWCki have an accurate and public source that can be cited in articles and it's in a format that is easy for Chris to use and edit. The Wikipedia article was a goldmine of information, now Chris has an entire wiki to do this and he can go crazy with it.

:But yeah, there's no way to register for CWCipedia, and no one can edit anonymously. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:05, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
:: Ah, so the stuff ''is'' disabled. I was confused because the login button says "Login/Create account". I forgot that old MediaWiki version show that whether or not accounts can be created and didn't actually check if I can see a reg form. New MW versions just say "Login" if account creation is disabled. Oh well. Oh, and a side note - just a few days ago, I was wondering "what would happen if people hinted to Chris that Chris would probably be very welcome in Conservapedia (the wiki for Good Patriotic Christians)"... and boom, we suddenly got CWCkipedia. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 22:48, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

==A Concern==
I understand where you're coming from by giving Chris this tool, but considering the current issue of space, I wonder whether hosting it on the same 110mb account is wise. I noticed he's uploading his songs as you can see [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Imagelist here] which are going to eat up space really fast. He's also uploading the entire comic series at full resolution which unnecessarily violates the limit (is that even enabled on his side?) and if I'm not mistaken, we already have them on this side right? Duplicating these is also going to eat up a great deal of space as well.

Lastly, I hope you made sure he has a secure password. I don't know how many of the previous account hacks were done by individuals, but I'm sure this new Chris-only wiki will be a prime target for newfags wanting to prove their 1337 5k!11z. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:16, 31 July 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, we don't really have any of the comics here though cogs hosts an old mirror site of the old Sonichu.net circa November 2008. Cogs has reassured me that we do have enough space but if does become a serious issue with Chris, we'll subtly redirect the media links to RapidShare or some site like that.

:I'm not sure Chris really understands the concept of webspace. I know the concept of HD space isn't foreign to him, as he wishes they made bigger HDs for his PS3 so he can download more crap, but I'm guessing on his old space he got some unholy amount of space and since it was just him, he knocked himself out. He has a vague idea that Cogs hosts other sites but he assumes that Cogs can worry about space.

:Also, pretty much the way Chris's accounts were hacked where that they were either given to someone (in the form of "Hey Chris, can I have your password?" "SURE, IT'S ______ I LOVE YOU [X]!") or because Chris had an insanely easy password recovery question ("What is the name of your favorite pet?" "What is your favorite book?" and shit Chris has blabbed out over 9000 times). If someone tries to reset Chris's password, they'd have to get into ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com and that, my friend, will be tricky. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

:*All right then, might I suggest having Chris set up a [http://www.mediafire.com MediaFire] account to put his music on. Someone could explain the site space limit like a memory card that only has 110mb and we need to stretch it as far as possible. MediaFire on the other hand is free and allows single files up 100mb with unlimited storage space and bandwidth. Plus he could set a custom url such as www.mediafire.com/CWC for people to go to to download his TRUE and HONEST works.
::But enough of me touting a sharing serice, what I came to mention is an error on the CWCipedia. I'm guessing the mistake of having the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 page 1 of Issue 10] next button linking to page 2 of Issue 0 is probably from copying the same template pages for each issue and just changing the links and this got missed. Anyway, my guess is Chris wouldn't know what's wrong and probably wouldn't notice it anyway so is there a page here dedicated to contacting the sysops regarding problems on the other side?
::Also, 110mb is a free hosting service right? if Chris realizes what else is being hosted on cogsdev, well, shit'll hit the fan big time. Maybe we should create a different domain for him, sort of a 'not putting all our eggs in one basket' type of situation. This way he won't be interfering with CWCki space. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 06:24, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
::*..And now he's gone and posted a link to the album page in his singstar challenge video *braces for whiteknights* --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 16:48, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

==A Reputable Source?==
Alright, so maybe we can't expect anything reliable from Chris's mouth, and he is lazy as all fuck, but his "In his own words" article references Ivy as his sweetheart in the present tense. I know that article in particular was a copy-paste job, but what are we really reading here? I've read survivalist neo-fascist manifestos that make more sense. On the other hand, we're getting all kinds of primo new bullshit material, so I guess it's a wash? [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 08:58, 8 August 2009 (CEST)
*Since this is a valid point, in general (how can we be sure of anything Chris says to be true?), I'll address it. There's some truth to what Chris says though. Stuff Chris says, however warped and twisted, is still more or less reputable because there's usually some truth compared to us assuming things or speculating. Point is, if we started to assume Chris wasn't a reputable source, then our CWCki would just be an entire wiki of people speculating shit and that's not encyclopedic.

:Yeah, Chris has a warped view of things where it comes to him, and in some cases he's too lazy to revise things. But there's usually some truth in what Chris says and so CWCipedia, is for the most part, a reputable source. But given Chris, it gives Chris's take on things, giving insight to how he views the world, and gives us impetus to double check with any outside information we have. For instance, Chris will babble on about how he was a volunteer gym leader at The Game Place and how everyone but Michael Snyder loved him and he was a positive influence. I actually managed to hunt down Mimms and asked him about this. Turns out Chris was a volunteer gym leader - for one week, when the regular guy was out. Otherwise, Chris was a liability and a pest at The Game Place.

:tl;dr - CWCipedia is the best new source of stuff straight from Chris and it gives us some insight into his head. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:22, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

== As quoted on main page... ==

: ''Also, THIS WEBSITE IS ON MY RESUME; if it is Down For The Count when the people at N.O.A. or Comic Book Company was trying to look it up, they may peg me for some kind of looney or something.'' (Chris to WikiAdmin)
Now we've seen one more face of Chris - that of an irate computer service customer. Can someone point out to Chris that he hasn't signed a service contract with Cogsdev, more importantly one that would include a [[wikipedia:Service level agreement|SLA]] clause? Uptime is not guaranteed unless it is formally agreed to be guaranteed. Chris reminds me of that anecdote about an irate small business owner: "I need to get this fixed now! Downtime on my e-commerce site means I'm losing hundreds of thousands of dollars of potential income every day!" - and when the admin checks the logs, he finds out the guy gets two visits a day on average. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:19, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

* Didn't think this own wiki gig would be so successful, but it is.The whole cwcipedia reeks of Chris's brand of stinking narcissistic man sauce. It makes me feel nauseous just reading it. Being an ass to the TRUE and ORIGINAL owner of the site isn't a real surprise to me since he has always felt entitled to everything he wanted and woe be to anyone who stands in his way. God I hate him so much. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 25 August 2009 (CEST)

== Retconning on CWCipedia ==

As others have likely noticed, Chris has actually retconned the names of characters based on people in real life on CWCipedia with crude edits. Mary Lee Walsh changed to Slaweel Ryam (or just Slaweel the Witch), Sarah Nicole Hammer changed to Nicole Rammer, and one of his sloppiest edits is of Hanna's name in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_1/Page_45 Sub-Episode 2, Page 45] where the white box he used to cover over the word Hanna now stretches into the monitor he's typing his whiny email into (replaced by the name 'Fandanna'). There's already a note on Mary Lee Walsh's page about the name change, but should we possibly record all the retconning he's done on CWCipedia within this article? [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 15:22, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
: In my opinion, put all retconning you spot to the respective articles, and also note that this retconning occurred in CWCipedia. CWCipedia is just one of Chris's forums and he's perfectly capable of retconning everywhere - what matters is that the source is mentioned if possible. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:03, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*The retconning goes back to Miyamoto saga, when Miyamoto said that they couldn't make the game if the names of real people so Chris instead made up crazy ass names that sound vaguely familiar and/or spelled backwards to get around this. Definitely each article should mention it in each appropriate article, and maybe an overall article on why Chris retconned everything ([[The Great Retconning]] has a ring to it) and detail everything that was changed. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

== Honest content template ==

Since the "honest content" template is for gross shit (noods and the sex tape, etc) it doesn't seem like this article really should have it on here. I guess if the meaning of the template was expanded to mean "this is stuff Chris made" but I don't know. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:01, 16 November 2009 (CET)
*I think there's some wiggle room with the "honest" template, to include things Chris specifically says is "honest" like CWCipedia, his Wikipedia page, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 16 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris questioning the source of the page ==

As far as I can gather, Chris has never actually questioned the origin of the CWCipedia, nor the intents of Cogsdev, whom he basically treats like a program. I think it should be mention that this entire time Chris has been falling into the hands of the trolls and never once stopped to consider where exactly the whole thing came from. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 16:34, 20 November 2009 (CET)

==Idea: An article/section on the discussions between Chris and WikiSysop on CWCpedia==
I just read them, and many of them are pretty lulzy. Also, they offer a good insight into how Chris's mind works, at least concerning Internet and his wiki. Also, his infamous "Take those ads down!" cry is on there. Also, we have articles on Chris's e-mails and chats, and this thing is pretty similar. Also, it's just a fine example of epistolary genre :) What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:52, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:Chris's reactions to the new ads definitely should be mentioned. Link please! [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:34, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Points of Interest ==

I think it would be nice if we included a list of notable sections of the CWCipedia, along with links to them, for people that aren't all that obsessive about Chris and would rather just see some of the highlights of his insanity in his own words. For starters, I think the comic should be listed, along with the letters. One article of particular interest is his Private villa of corrupted citizens article, which reads like the mad ramblings of a meth head. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:48, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*Also, the "Homosexuality" one, which starts with a huge pic of Chris himself smiling (I mentioned it in the [[Homos]] article) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 17:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*I think Crass has the right generic idea, perhaps an overview of the contents of the CWCipedia, and a "Best of..." with sample quotes from it. Obviously we need to focus "Best of" because we can't have the entirety of the CWCipedia in this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:56, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Idea: A Gallery of all the advertisements on CWCipedia ==

Today I noticed (at least) two more advertisements on CWCipedia. The one about Aspergers and Autism being on the same spectrum, and another which is an advert for pickles. What say you to a gallery of all the ones that are currently on, and new ones when they are inevitably added. It wouldn't be anything major or important, so it doesn't really deserve its own page, but maybe have a short paragraph about the advertising process on CWCipedia too? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]] 11:41, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Only few of the banners show up when I refresh CWCipedia ==

Is it supposed to be like that? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 20:38, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*I've noticed that too. I've only seen about 10% of the ads that are listed here. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**It appears that one ad picture (presumably the Naïve Water one) has been replaced with the Duck one on CWCipedia. The URL it links to is britishbottledwater.co.uk or something along those lines, and its alt text is 'Drink Local!' --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Ad links? ==

OK, so we have alt texts - but the ad list should definitely have links to the pages the ads point to, too... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:35, 6 December 2009 (CET)
*Good idea. Maybe make the comment to each image a link to the URL it's directed at? --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]

== Closed due to theft? ==

Uh yeah, about that. It looks open to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:55, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
* Editing is closed right now. We couldn't ever edit it anyway... I guess this will at least garner a video soon. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 07:44, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
** I'm excited to see what kind of tard rage he'll express about these events if he does make a video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:24, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm thinking he'll complain that he already said that he would remove Simonla. Given how much he disliked the ads, I think its safe to say he had intentions of actually doing it. Its fully within his rights of course, but I think Evan should have waited around for another few days for Chris to actually do it. If he hadn't closed the site then theres a good chance that Simonla would be killed off by tomorrow. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:09, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hijacked by Pirates? ==

It would seem that trying to visit the CWCipedia redirects to some online pirate game.
Should we add this? Also, Expect much rage from Chris. [[User:ExplodingSims|ExplodingSims]] 04:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

:This is an unexpected twist. Yarr.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
:Methinks the Chandler household suffered a power outage as a result of the massive blizzard our region just had. I don't think our Chris-chan would rage-quit this easily. Or, he died shoveling snow... [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 04:47, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*A power outage wouldn't have taken out the site and redirected it to pirates. Something's up and I'm afraid that he might ragequit because of this.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I was under the impression that ''we'' were the ones that did that, and this is just another attempt to lure him out, just like the Asperchu Ads were. The power outage would explain why he hasn't been around since last weekend. Sorta. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** Still, I worry that Chris will see that the site is gone and think "OH NO TROLLS GOT IT oh well I have to move on" and quit. Plus, part of the appeal of the CWCipedia is the "unhackable site" thing it has going. If Chris convinces himself that this wasn't a perfectly legal cease and desist, he'll lose faith in the sysop.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
** I've been fearing the same thing I mean this might just push him to the point where he gives up and we'd lose all our fun.
** I doubt Chris would just quit. He'd make some butthurt video and move on. He'd still make videos. It would be sad to lose the CWCipedia though, that's like 60% of the fun.
** I just don't want to risk the chance of it happening. I say it be given back to him but with him showing simonla dying in the most painful way possible in the comic as a condition.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::*Guys, please, [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's other places to discuss the implications of this. In practical terms, however, Clyde (should) have a backup of CWCipedia so all the content can be archived here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:36, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Backups ==

[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NDPLW1Q4 Here] and [http://www.mediafire.com/?glfzwlivnnu here]. Everything here needs to be archived here on CWCki, srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

I'd rather give it back to Chris once he repents and all that.

== Since Chris has found CWCki ==

If he reads this article and figures out CWCipedia's actual purpose, he will probably abandon it. Should action be taken? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 02:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Xentrilus

2010-03-06T18:32:22Z

Xentrilus:

{{RestoreMedal}}

===I:===

*[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fail]]

*and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fail]]

*and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fail some more]]

*'''totally promise I will stop being [[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|useless]] in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

*am absolutely NOT an attention whore or a namefag.

*happen to be the author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]], [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan] and [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html a shattered memory]

*urge you to look at the [[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===am responsible for this shit===

{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}{{#ev:youtube|4w1NXtwzJHM}}
{{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ}}{{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

2010

2010-03-01T00:40:25Z

Xentrilus: /* Events of February */ on a regular basis

[[Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|thumb|[[CWCki-tan]] kicking off the new year with sum delicious [[reeb|juice]].]]

'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

==January==
{{See also|January 2010}}
Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris have since desperately tried to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. So far all of his attempts have [[fail]]ed miserably.

So far the highlights of [[Sonichu 10]] have been: [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And yes, Chris [[Mailbag 32#Chris knows what's best for your kids|still considers Sonichu a comic for kids]].

Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos|homos]] in his perfect world.

==February==

===Events of February===
''See [[February 2010]]''

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regular basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Help:A Guide to Piping

2010-03-01T00:37:10Z

Xentrilus: s

Piping is the practice of linking to a page using text that is different from the page title. This is done for many reasons, but it is often done to create an "Easter egg" effect in the text. After reading this guide, you will hopefully have a better understanding of how to pipe constructively, which will help to enrich CWCki as a whole.

==How to pipe==
Piping is pretty straightforward: it's like a normal link, but separate the link from the base text with a "|" symbol, which is called a pipe (hence the name).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]</nowiki> → [[Chris and anger|Tard rage]]

As shown the example above, the link is on the left side of the pipe, while the base text is on the right side. Don't switch this up, or the result will probably look really stupid.

==When to pipe==
There are three main categories of piping: ''relevant'' piping, ''ironic'' piping, and ''lulzy'' piping. Each type of piping has its place on CWCki, but some care must be taken for each type. Note that these categories are not mutually exclusive; in fact effective piping will usually fall into two or more categories.

'''Relevant piping''' is usually done to add a link where using simple linking syntax would render the sentence awkward, or when placing links in a quote, where you can't change the language, or to add a reference to the topic at hand. From a functional standpoint, this is the least troublesome type of piping, as it serves the same function a a regular link. However, this is also the type of piping most likely to be done improperly (see '''When not to pipe''' below).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]]</nowiki>
: '''Another example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris-chan Sonichu|Mary Sue renditions]]</nowiki>

'''Ironic piping''' is usually used in quotes in order to juxtapose the words of the speaker (in this case, usually Chris) with said speaker's actions. This highlights Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|rank hypocrisy]].

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Death threats|I do not wish death]]</nowiki>

'''Lulzy piping''' is done as a joke. This is the most troublesome type of piping, as people can easily overestimate their own humor, and this sort of piping tends to be the least relevant by its nature. If a pipe gets reverted, it is usually a lulzy pipe that generated insufficient lulz. So make sure it's good before you pipe.

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Chris Sex Videos|terrible fortune]]</nowiki>

Of these three qualities, relevance takes precedence: make sure to pipe the most relevant article possible.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Virginia is for virgins|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Love Quest|lack of female companionship]]</nowiki>

==When not to pipe==
Piping is not required when linking a singular word with a plural base (or vice versa), as a regular link will most likely go to a redirect page (and you can always add a redirect page if it doesn't). Another way to avoid unnecessary piping is to link only the relevant part of the word or phrase; the link will automatically extend to the end of the word.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal|Galpals]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pals]]</nowiki>
: '''ALSO RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Gal-pal]]s</nowiki>

==Piping to Wikipedia==
Piping is also used to link to Wikipedia; this is done by adding "Wikipedia:" followed by the name of the article being linked to.

:'''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Wikipedia:Top Gun (film)|Top Gun]]</nowiki>

Piping to Wikipedia should be done sparingly, usually to reference something important without a CWCki page or to help define a technical term that the average reader is not likely to understand.

==Piping Hard-to-Pipe Pages==
Some pages you may not pipe properly at first. To fix this, prefix the the page name with a colon (:).
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|300px|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"</nowiki>
*Megan was [[:Image:20080312-Meg-SawPorn.PNG|not happy]] when she saw "SheCameForCWC.jpg"

==Try to be as specific as possible.==
Remember, you can pipe to sections as well as whole articles; all you need to do is join the section to the article name with a pound sign (#).

: '''Example:''' <nowiki>[[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|STAY STRAIGHT]]</nowiki>

This is especially important with articles with several largely independent sections, like [[Mailbag]]s; don't make people hunt for what you're referring to.

==Avoid piping to "Lie" or "Fail" if at all possible.==
"[[Lie]]" and "[[Fail]]," without a doubt, are the most over-piped links on CWCki. Piping to "Lie" or "Fail" is lazy and can usually be improved by piping to something more specific (see above); do it only when nothing else works.

: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[Lie|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>
: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>[[Women's rights|I am NOT "sexist"]]</nowiki>

==Don't overdo it.==
Piping can add unnecessary clutter when taken to extremes. Try to pipe as small a phrase as you feel comfortable with, and not everything needs to be piped (especially if it has been piped earlier on). If a section is completely blue-shifted (or almost so), you've probably taken it too far. Piping parts of a word to different pages is just plain faggotry.

: '''RIGHT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, [[CWC's Second Message|this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls]] and the first step to becoming a LOLcow. </nowiki>
: '''ALSO WRONG:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's [[CWC's Second Message|first over-reactions to]] [[trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|the first step]] to [[Chris Loses It|becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''VERY WRONG:''' <nowiki>[[CWC's Second Message|Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow]]. </nowiki>
: '''LOLWUT:''' <nowiki>Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first [[CWC's Second Message|over-]][[Chris and anger|reac]][[Stress|tions]] to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.</nowiki>

==Conclusion==
So now you should be able to pipe like a pro. Now go forth and edit to the extreme!

[[Category:CWCki policy]]

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T20:18:14Z

Xentrilus: /* Conception */ comma comma comma comma comma chameleon

{{Orphaned}}
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.]]

The horrible monstrosity that Rosechu transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] that face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

As you may have guessed, Chris created the Lioness in an attempt to show his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu to the floor. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female being, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood, combined with his mild sex obsession, led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object, with a very definite [[China|CHINA]]. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly [[fail|failed]], and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

{{Template:Sonichu}}

{{stub}}

[[Category:Characters]]

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T20:17:02Z

Xentrilus: sonichew template

{{Orphaned}}
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.]]

The horrible monstrosity that Rosechu transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] that face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

As you may have guessed, Chris created the Lioness in an attempt to show his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu to the floor. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female being, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood combined with his mild sex obsession led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object with a very definite [[China|CHINA]]. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly [[fail|failed]], and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

{{Template:Sonichu}}

{{stub}}

[[Category:Characters]]

The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-22T20:15:32Z

Xentrilus: Let's shed the layers of her Rough Skin and hit the truth hidden deep beneath, or something.

{{Orphaned}}
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.]]

The horrible monstrosity that Rosechu transforms into in [[Sonichu 8]] that face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Little information is given in the comic itself, but Chris gives further details on the [[CWCipedia]]. Seemingly analogous to [[Ultra Sonichu]], rather than gaining power from exposure to <s>chaos emeralds</s> <s>sonichu balls</s> <s>Sonichu ball crystals</s> [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystals]], Rosechu simply gains tremendous strength through [[stress]], closer to the Incredible Hulk than anything else. Because she's a [[women's rights|woman]] she can't control herself when she gets into a rage, and the only way to calm her is to tell her that she's pretty, or whatever bullshit Chris means by "make amends with deepest apologies, heavy flattery, and promising to do as she wishes". The process also completely destroys her clothes, and she has to have the foresight to know she's about to go into a blind, unstoppable rage and remove the clothing, or just put on some makeshift clothes later to compensate. The fact that she ''needs'' clothes is a bit of an odd point, since several of the Rosechus never wear more than shoes, so a lack of clothing hardly seems to be an issue for the species. Chris also clarifies that only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can transform, meaning if [[Bubbles]] gets really pissed at someone she's just shit out of luck.

As you may have guessed, Chris created the Lioness in an attempt to show his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu to the floor. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female being, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood combined with his mild sex obsession led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object with a very definite [[China|CHINA]]. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly [[fail|failed]], and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

{{stub}}

[[Category:Characters]]

User talk:Super Smash Bros. Fan

2010-02-20T05:07:55Z

Xentrilus:

A little advice - If he doesn't react to your youtube message (a likely outcome), then try the CWCipedia [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag], as he has a sort of moral obligation to read those. No guarantee it will get in, however. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 00:44, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:No problem. Also, tip: Use four tildes (~) in a row to automatically sign your name and the date. Saves a lot of time. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 01:37, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

<s>...Not quite like that. Literally just put four of them in a row ~ ~ ~ ~ (but with no spaces). [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:07, 20 February 2010 (UTC)</s>

User talk:Super Smash Bros. Fan

2010-02-20T05:07:19Z

Xentrilus:

A little advice - If he doesn't react to your youtube message (a likely outcome), then try the CWCipedia [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag], as he has a sort of moral obligation to read those. No guarantee it will get in, however. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 00:44, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:No problem. Also, tip: Use four tildes (~) in a row to automatically sign your name and the date. Saves a lot of time. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 01:37, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

...Not quite like that. Literally just put four of them in a row ~ ~ ~ ~ (but with no spaces). [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:07, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 56

2010-02-20T05:06:08Z

Xentrilus:

OH SHIT MIKE JACKSON JR.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:23, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:<s>There seems to be a slight inconsistency in Jr.'s letter. He says that Chris's canned response left his mother catatonic for DAYS...yet, said canned response was only delivered yesterday.</s> Never mind, I get it. Chris probably won't get around to MB56 for a few more days anyway. So when he DOES eventually read Jr.'s message, the times will match up. That is...diabolically clever, assuming it was even intentional. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 11:58, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I wouldn't expect a response to MB56 for at least a couple of weeks. [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 13:09, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

Oh boy, Chris half-assed the response, I can't wait for Mike's reply.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Oh christ, now we know why Chris half-assed the Mike Jackson responses. "Michael Jackson..." Dammit, I can't believe I didn't catch that. Does this mean he's wising up to the mailbag references? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:06, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 55

2010-02-20T05:03:08Z

Xentrilus: Created page with '==="What is YOUR Dream Career?"=== Anyone have any idea as to how Chris could have possibly misread the message to produce that idiocy? ~~~~'

==="What is YOUR Dream Career?"===

Anyone have any idea as to how Chris could have possibly misread the message to produce that idiocy? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:03, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

User:OfficerJulay

2010-02-20T02:15:56Z

Xentrilus:

FUCKING BAN THIS FUCKER.

{{quote|Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|OfficerJulay, being silly}}

User talk:Super Smash Bros. Fan

2010-02-20T01:37:14Z

Xentrilus:

User talk:Super Smash Bros. Fan

2010-02-20T00:44:01Z

Xentrilus: Created page with 'A little advice - If he doesn't react to your youtube message (a likely outcome), then try the CWCipedia [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag], as he has…'

User:Xentrilus/The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-19T22:59:52Z

Xentrilus: YAY DUPLICATES!!

[[Image:TheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|I AM WOMAN, WATCH ME RAPE!!]]

'''The Incredible Lioness''' is, quite simply, [[Rosechu]]'s final form (which Chris has attempted to categorize as a [[Pokemon]] evolution). In a horrifying display, she tears off all her clothes and becomes batshit insane, threatening to maul and even face-[[Chris and sex|rape]] any man in close range. She is [[lie|absolutely not]] a [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of The Incredible Hulk.

Chris created her in an attempt to demonstrate his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu into a wall. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female form, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood combined with his mild sex obsession led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly [[fail|failed]], and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==The Specifics==

{{quote|The only way to even try to calm her down to revert back to her normal self is to make amends with deepest apologies, '''heavy flattery'''...|Chris, exposing TIL as the superficial woman she really is.}}

[[Chris]] goes into some detail about the Lioness on [[CWCipedia]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness here], wasting a good third of the paragraph on what she does if she loses her clothes.

Supposedly, her special ability is "Rough Skin", which makes the scene of [[Jason]]'s face-raping all the more horrendous.

It should be noted that for some unfathomable reason, only the TRUE and ORIGINAL [[Rosechu]] can evolve into the Lioness or [[Vamprosa]]. Additionally, Chris details a way in which Rosechu can evolve into the Lioness ''permanently'', although he states that this is only possible in the [[Pokemon]] video game.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

User:Xentrilus/The Incredible Lioness

2010-02-19T22:57:09Z

Xentrilus: PROTOTYPE PAGE; if you can do it better or make improvements, please go ahead, because I suck. Once it's decent it can be moved to the Main namespace and categorised.

[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|I AM WOMAN, WATCH ME RAPE!!]]

'''The Incredible Lioness''' is, quite simply, [[Rosechu]]'s final form (which Chris has attempted to categorize as a [[Pokemon]] evolution). In a horrifying display, she tears off all her clothes and becomes batshit insane, threatening to maul and even face-[[Chris and sex|rape]] any man in close range. She is [[lie|absolutely not]] a [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of The Incredible Hulk.

Chris created her in an attempt to demonstrate his support for [[women's rights]].

==Sonichu 8==

In the climax of Episode 17: ''Rage Against The Garbage'', Rosechu and [[Sonichu]] travel to Floor 66+6 of [[4-cent_garbage]] to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] about the [[ED]] page. Their main concern is the [[troll]] fan art of Rosechu with a [[duck]], which Sonichu innocently interprets as a simple misunderstanding. Jason outright refuses to take down the ED page, and throws Sonichu into a wall. But this is not what triggers Rosechu's transformation, oh no. As the pair leave, having [[fail|failed]] in their quest, Jason has the audacity to throw a [[pickle]] at Rosechu.

It strikes her, dead-center, on the back of the head. She picks it up and crushes it in a fist, as her mind fills with thoughts of violence and bizarrely ominous feminist diatribes, glorifying the creative power of the ovary. In spite of this supposed respect for the female form, Rosechu goes on to strip completely naked, exposing her breasts and vagina. (This is meant to be a children's comic, people.) At this point, she becomes The Incredible Lioness.

The Lioness leaps at Jason with murder in her red eyes. In what may be the most hideously explicit violence in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''ever'', she wraps her legs around his head, so that her [[China|vagina]] is pressed against his face. Then she tears a rip across his scalp, and bites down. In moments, Jason is near death (although dark forces keep him alive). As Rosechu reverts to standard form, she is close to fainting.

==Conception==

Episode 17 in its entirety was [[Chris]]'s backlash against the trolls and [[ED]]. Sonichu and Rosechu's motive for meeting [[Jason]] was the large amount of fan art and photoshops produced by trolls of [[Rosechu]] with a [[duck|penis]]. While it is possible (as evidenced by Rosechu's thoughts prior to the transformation) that Chris viewed these images as sacrilege against the holy God-given power of the female sex organs, it's more likely that he hated them because he hates penises in general.

Chris's warped view of womanhood combined with his mild sex obsession led him to believe that the answer to the troll art was to create more erotic images featuring Rosechu as a sex object. This carried on over to The Incredible Lioness, where Chris assumed that the rawest expression of femaleness was total nudity, as opposed to anything meaningful relating to character and instinct. As a result, Chris's attempt to portray himself as a feminist utterly [[fail|failed]], and in fact had the reverse effect, shedding more light on his real feelings towards women.

==The Specifics==

{{quote|The only way to even try to calm her down to revert back to her normal self is to make amends with deepest apologies, '''heavy flattery'''...|Chris, exposing TIL as the superficial woman she really is.}}

[[Chris]] goes into some detail about the Lioness on [[CWCipedia]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_The_Incredible_Lioness here], wasting a good third of the paragraph on what she does if she loses her clothes.

Supposedly, her special ability is "Rough Skin", which makes the scene of [[Jason]]'s face-raping all the more horrendous.

It should be noted that for some unfathomable reason, only the TRUE and ORIGINAL [[Rosechu]] can evolve into the Lioness or [[Vamprosa]]. Additionally, Chris details a way in which Rosechu can evolve into the Lioness ''permanently'', although he states that this is only possible in the [[Pokemon]] video game.

==See also==

*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

User:Xentrilus

2010-02-18T23:03:15Z

Xentrilus: revamped POUR LE LAST TIME

{{RestoreMedal}}

===I:===

*[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fail]]

*and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fail]]

*and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fail some more]]

*'''totally promise I will stop being [[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|useless]] in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

*am absolutely NOT an attention whore or a namefag.

*happen to be the author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]], [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan] and [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html a shattered memory]

*urge you to look at the [[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===am responsible for this shit===

{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}{{#ev:youtube|eOi13Hrpxqo}}
{{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ}}{{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

Talk:Sonichu 10

2010-02-18T21:41:17Z

Xentrilus:

==Continuity==
You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)

So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the "high school ring" was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided "Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!" Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say "No, that's cool". He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)

Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He didn't change the part where he sent his medallion to his "sweetheart", Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking "series". Everything else is resolved in one "episode" except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to "expand" upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob

==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==
Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"): "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with..." over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)

*That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)
**** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 "God-Jesus Says Ivy&Chris 4EVAH"? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)
:::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)
:::* Or there was a kinky time-travel threesome between Lovely and both Chrises. It's not masturbation if it's sex with yourself. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==How to incorporate preview?==
Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)

i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.

i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Japanese message ==

: A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.
OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched "controversial" in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is "problematical statement; controversial statement". Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)

The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==

I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)
*wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)

==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==

This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight "panels"] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles". Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)

== Popit tool. ==

I know no one probably gives a shit but the "beams" that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.

Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob

**Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is "evil" and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 29==
Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==Pages 30-34==
God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!

Augh! So much rage!

On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and "disses" the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going "I showed those trolls a thing or two!" Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious "Clyde & Jack" action who will force Chris to "Undead" them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 36==
Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 37==
Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a "Gay Day" celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said "Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!", how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.

:I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== oh boy! ==

After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010

==Page 40==

"Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual." is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add to this the "Lovely Weather will be my wife" angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.

: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 42==
Pfft. I like that "apology". "I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!"

He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== So meg was Silvana. ==

I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
* What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
**Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010
:* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Collosal Chris-Chan ==

Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.

Two other things:
1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.
2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Just noticed this ==

Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like "Yes, them too.". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Recent Pages==

Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.

Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also also that "Mitch Sonichu" looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Christian is a God ==

According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him "worship a false God" (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.

And now we have recolors of recolors.

Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== What's the dating sim? ==

What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com — if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
:A game called "Don't be nervous talking 2 girls" link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== Pages 61-68 ==

Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== President Obama? ==

It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.
* I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fan art ==

We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
* I was thinking of making a drawing of Collosal Chan as a blood-thirsty monster charging towards our poor heroes, Alec, Jack, Evan, Sean, Clyde, and Mao, as they hold their spots valiantly to stop him to causing any more bloodshed. The summary would be called: The whole plot of Sonichu 10! Lol! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:49, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Allison's Problem==

Alright, I did a double check, but for reference, Allison's problem with Moon-Pals was that she showed up as a constantly happy girl (who's high on heroin). She appears a number of times, with Episode 17 being the more recent appearance (mocking Chris the whole way through). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

==Soup Hotel Rosechus==

Did anyone else notice that while Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to cure the Aspiechus of Aspergers, he never even thought of using it to cure the Soup Hotel Rosechus? It seems that to Chris, Aspergers is a fate worse than being paralyzed from the waist down. Well, hot damn, by that logic, I should wish for physical paralysis! --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well you can't have people running around out there with a similar condition to autism. They are stealing the limelight away from <s>true autistics</s> Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==Plot Twist==

If Chris were a decent writer, this is the part where I'd expect Mary's entire "Bawwww" story as an elaborate trick to get the all-powerful Hobo to free Graduon. But we know something like this won't happen.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:07, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Page 75==

Anyone noticed how Chris's blades are a God of War rip-off? [[User:GUInterface|GUInterface]] 08:44, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think thats a coincidence. Chris hasn't even properly played Metal Gear Solid, I think its very unlikely that he would play God Of War. Although he'd probably like it if he did. If theres one thing that our Chrissy would love to do, its play as a God. Either way, thats not even my concern right now. What I would like to be highlighted, is that Slaweel surendered to him, told Chris that what happened was not entirely her fault, and even let him destroy Graduon and thus take away a large portion of her powers, and then he tries to kill her with two big swords. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**And he said she'd never be forgiven. All because she did her job properly six years ago. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:03, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**Edward - Chris knows what God of War is. Apparently, the Field Trolls who got Chris to drink found that out through him. And the way the "blades" are drawn, those are Kratos' blades.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:28, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

==1-Episode Issue?==

I'm of the understanding that Chris limits each Sonichu issue to 100 pages maximum. Well, so far episode 21 has taken up over 3/4 of that limit. Is it safe to assume that once Episode 21 is complete, that'll be it for Sonichu 10? Because that would mean that the entire issue was basically a "clean-up" issue, in which Chris resolved just about every plot thread involving himself. If so, I think the article should reflect that a little bit more. At the moment it just talks about the circumstances of the preview's release. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:41, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Rosechu

2010-02-18T20:59:53Z

Xentrilus:

==What The Fuck==
I like how Chris still draws rosechu in those ''really'' short skirts and gives her the vagina of a 14-year old; seriously he does.

==Rosechus Better==
If Rosechu was transformed from a Raichu, that would actually make her better than Sonichu, stat wise. ~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
*But because she's a woman, she's weaker than Sonichu :3. Seriously though, get in Mumble and if Chris ever comes back, ask him that. Hell, I'll ask him that. I'd like to see how he explains it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 9 March 2009 (CET)
*technically if Kel had a thunderstone she could've made raichu evolve early. So it could be that the raichu (rosechu) was at a weaker level than pikachu (sonichu) prior to the story. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 05:24, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

==Marriage==
Need to incorporate the stuff about Sonichu marrying Rosechu here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:13, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

How about a timeline?

Rosechu's 17th birthday-December 22, 2005

Sonichu's 18th birhtday-March 17, 2006

Marriage-March 17, 2006.

Conception of Cerah-Likely the night of March 17 2006

Episode 12-Around May 29, 2006

Episode 12.5-June 27, 2006

Cerah Rosey Born-June 29, 2006

Conception of Christine- Around July 1, 2006

Christine Rosey born-October 7, 2006

Conception of Robbie- Around September 20th, 2006

Rosechu's 18th birthday-December 22, 2006

Robbie Sonee Born-February 26, 2007

Episode 15-November 2, 2007

Episodes 13/14 are undated.

Either way, Sonichu was 18 and Rosechu 17 when all 3 of their children were conceived. I leave it to a better writer to sort this out.

Oh yeah, all but the conception dates were given by Chris himself. I'm just guessing those. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:04, 7 August 2009 (EST)

== Completely forgotten? ==
Chris has a page for god damn simonla, but he hasn't even gotten around to making a page for Rosechu?
Isn't she the third most important character after Chris and Sonichu? [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 03:17, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Rosechu isn't Transgender ==

Though it's fun to claim that and make Chris flustered, but Rosechu was created before 2007, and before Pokemon introduced gender differences in species. Back then, all Raichus had pointed tails. I know some Krapplefag would add it to this page.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

: That's the Joke [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 01:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
: regardless, it's something Chris has produced a video and picture responding to so i think it's worth noting. and yeah, that's the joke. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:50, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
:: although i suppose it wouldnt hurt to add some clarification to the section -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 02:05, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== Competely Ignoring Amy Rose? ==

Chris's page for Rosechu does not site how he ripped off Amy Rose to make Rosechu. Looks like she's the prototype for his Simonla shenanigans.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 11:24, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
* Surprised? No, not in the slightest. But, then again, he wants to distance himself from his roots, so he's going to deny reality at all costs.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 11:51, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

==The Incredible Lioness==

On CWCipedia, Chris elaborated on Rosechu's crazy face-rapist form, "The Incredible Lioness". This is supposed to be a fucking children's comic?! Yet we have full-frontal furry nudity? God damn it Chris! Anyway, I'm just wondering where in the article we could incorporate this (it can't go on the "species" page as Chris specifies only the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu can become this.) I've uploaded the drawing already, it shall go in the gallery shortly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 12:53, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
* ...my god, this is ridiculous! But, um... yeah. This should have its own page. I mean, Ultra Sonichu has a page and so does Collosal Chris-Chan, so Lioness should have one. ''[Goes to add in Incredible Hulk to the list of stuff Chris ripped off]''--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 14:13, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think IL deserves her own page. Its certainly strange enough for it, and certainly different enough too. Also, I think that once its done, We need to have an image of her as she appeared in Sonichu Animated on the page. Because that image just sums it all up. Also, why the fuck can only the originals have forms like the Lioness or Vamporosa? Rosechus are an entire species, you'd think that more than one of them would be able to evolve. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:04, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*Give incredible lioness her own page. Also, the reason the others can't evolve is because Chris will never love them like he loves the originals.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:48, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Is anyone working on the page already? (I ask this because we don't want two people doing the same thing.) [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:59, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

==Rosechu's History==

I'm just curious - should we go ahead and put in Chris's backstory for Rosechu on here? I mean, I know it's full of fail, but it's full of stuff we don't know.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 15:22, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

*Rosechu was at least a level 50 Raichu before being rainbowed. This probably means nothing in terms of a concrete power scale between characters. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:15, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*Should we put the whole thing in or just link to it? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 19:17, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg

2010-02-18T13:20:47Z

Xentrilus: Forgot to close yer category broseph.

Created by a bold anon at /cwc/. God bless you, you beautiful unknowable soul.

[[Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)]]
[[Category:Sonichu (fanart)]]

File:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg

2010-02-18T12:58:25Z

Xentrilus:

"Artwork" of Rosechu's batshit insane rapist form, The Incredible Lioness. Fericious and Major-Angry, she'll rape your face with her fishpaste cunt and you'll <s>enjoy it</s> die (unless dark forces save you).

Rosechu

2010-02-18T12:55:25Z

Xentrilus:

[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|thumb|120px|Rosechu]]

''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "roe-se-chew") is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]]. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].

Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]]. Having first created Sonichu, he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.

As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]]. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}

Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).

Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

==Transgenderism==
[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|But, as always, it's all a lie.]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which, as of the fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' video game series, is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Rather than explaining that he had created the character before this sexual characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]].

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's originally male nature before freaking out. He threw together a collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was a girl. Unfortunately for Chris, one of these images has Rosechu so far off in the distance that it's impossible to see anything, and the other one has the most important part of her tail off-frame.

In [[Mailbag 45]], one mailer pointed out the real page unedited. It showed that not only did Chris erase the tips in his collage, he hid the third and final panel of the Raichu because her tail there was out in the open, obviously unflattened. Chris promptly deleted the letter.

Whether the Raichu in question had a pointed tail (male), or a dented tail (female), it's all pointless seeing that Rosechu's tail is that of a male's. At no point has Chris tried to defend himself by pointing out that gender differences between Pokémon didn't exist until well after [[Sonichu 0]] was published.

==Marriage==
[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]
Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee & Rosey]] factory. As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.

Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and "forgive".

Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?

She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==
Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref> voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].

Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg
Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|Rosechu's final form, campaigning for [[women's rights]] with facerape.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauce==
<references/>

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Talk:Rosechu

2010-02-18T12:53:37Z

Xentrilus: Oh god

File:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg

2010-02-18T12:48:36Z

Xentrilus: "Artwork" of Rosechu's batshit insane rapist form, The Incredible Lioness.

"Artwork" of Rosechu's batshit insane rapist form, The Incredible Lioness.

Talk:Trolls

2010-02-17T18:35:22Z

Xentrilus: /* Devil Trolls */ Hey, I might be on to something here.

== To do ==
*List of all known individuals who have trolled CWC (name & bio)
*Troll websites (ED, 4chan, Jimmy Hill's sonichu site, etc)
*Minor trolls of little significance or that have little known info should be merged into this article.
*Should be in Alphabetical order. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 01:17, 8 March 2009 (CET)

Instead of just having "see main article", it wouldn't hurt to have like a brief summary that highlights what the troll has done to Chris and/or their relationship with Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:41, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==A suggested guideline for troll notability==

If Chris has personally acknowledged the trolls, then they should be listed. For instance, because Chris said "BILLY MAYS IS THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!", that warrants BILLY MAYS on the list. Obviously, there are some notable exceptions I think should stay - Cogsdev, since she did make the site; Arjen, because he did provide a repository of Chris's videos (which has managed to freak Chris out, allegedly at least); and CEO, because Chris has discovered Krapple.

I think this should minimize namefaggotry. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 23 May 2009 (CEST)

:Agreed. I wonder if the admin of /cwc/ is as notable as CEO to? Kidding --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 09:15, 22 June 2009 (CEST)

:Is CEO really notable at all? He's the webmaster of course, but for the most part he just lurks. I think Van Krause (admin) should be in his place. Also, do we have enough [http://888chan.org/i/res/135304.html info] for Geneva's own page, or do we just say fuck him like with Fagmaster? He seems to be pretty scared of being outed. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:34, 1 September 2009 (CEST)

::Although I'm flattered, CEO is still indeed notable. If it wasn't for him and his chan, /cwc/ prolly wouldn't even exist. As such, he does belong on the list. If someone wants to put me on there though, I'm fine with it I guess. ^^; --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 09:36, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

Considering notability, perhaps the following should be included since they've been acknowledged by Chris: GeckoMantis, Champthom, CrassCrab, & spasticnerfbag. (all were present in the wedding comic as Gecko & Mantis, Crass & Champ, & Spas, respectively.) Chris also did a "shoutout" to one of the aformentioned trolls in the 'diaper' pics. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:27, 25 August 2009 (CEST)
*By this logic, we'd have to include trolls who haven't done shit who have gotten shot outs in other videos would be listed (Stalyn in the Q&A video, RachmannDesu and some other PVCCers in Rollin' and Trollin', etc.). In those cases, it's not so much these people trolled Chris directly, per say, but rather it was more like the ideas of the people involved. Pretty much the wedding comic is one big in joke with every new character being a troll without Chris realizing it, but the fact isn't public because otherwise faggots from ED will want our heads for doing a circle jerk sort of trolling there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:00, 2 September 2009 (CEST)
:*In other words, notable trolls are trolls who have trolled Chris directly and Chris has acknowledged it, not merely people Chris have mentioned in passing in videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:02, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

== Great job on the picture, but... ==

...Bob counts as a troll? I guess. You know you suck when you get trolled by your own family.-TheREALClydeCash

== Needs to be updated ,a lot ==

Lacks Vivian for example. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*I wouldn't exactly say she's a troll, considering she doesn't directly go after Chris and has always tried to be nice to him. But yeah, there are trolls that need to be added. Like Jack Thaddeus, Samantha the Cat(head of the miscreants before having her teeth fall out and being replaced by clyde).--[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:23, 21 November 2009 (CET)
:*I definitely agree about Jack but there's nothing about Samantha that is publicly known nor that Chris has ever mentioned. Please refer to the troll notability guidelines, Crass. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:58, 21 November 2009 (CET)
==Devil Trolls==
An article was created for the Devil Trolls that Chris fights in the latest comic page. I merged the two. Maybe we could expand on that section as a kind of "comic portrayal" section. Could include some other stuff too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:13, 13 December 2009 (CET)

* Question about the devil trolls in Sonichu 10. Immediately after fighting them, Chris implicitly reveals the whole scene was a shout-out to the game Fairytale Fights (then goes on to plug Brutal Legend). Does anyone know if the Devil Trolls' design was plagiarised from said game? Because if so we ought to mention that in their section. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 18:35, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== Talk:PodMonkey ==
[''archived for the PodMonkey article merge'' --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)]

I have no clue who this guy is, but I'm getting some good vibes. Fill me in and I'll do what I can. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:24, 21 June 2009 (CEST)
*He's doing good things. He's a celebrity on #sonichu, among other things, mostly because he knows Chris IRL and is friends with the jerkops at Fashion Square Mall. More will be revealed in good time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 21 June 2009 (CEST)

M'kay, I'm a patience guy. I'll just brace for epic. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 22 June 2009 (CEST)

===Merge===
PodMonkey is out of the scene for now and most of what he's done won't come to light because of obvious concerns, so what do you all think of just moving this to a subsection of the [[Trolls]] article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:18, 2 September 2009 (CEST)
*I agree. It should be moved. --[[User:BabyGotBack|BabyGotBack]] 03:49, 27 December 2009 (CET)

User:Xentrilus//cxc/

2010-02-17T09:42:28Z

Xentrilus: links and summaries

'''/cxc/ - Chris-chan copypasta and fanfics''' is one of [[Krapple|/cwc/]]'s sister boards, hosted on legi0n. Created in December 2009 in response to the influx of fanfiction on /cwc/, its purpose is to house any pieces of Chris-related fiction or inspiring prose that the former Krapple residents come up with. Most of the longer fan stories are written progressively, piece-by-piece, each within its own thread. As such, a tale reaching its conclusion is a rare occurence.

Items on the following lists are subject to move around or change.

==Ongoing extended fanfiction==

Aspiring writers in the CWC community are often inspired to write colossal epics on a similar scale to [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]]. Due to the extensive length of these online novellas, the following are all works in progress.

===[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/329.html Silent CWCVille]===
([[Fan:Silent Cwcville|Also has a CWCki article.]]) A Chris-themed takeoff of Konami's classic PlayStation horror game, Silent Hill. The story tells the tale of Larry Sonichu, who loses his daughter Meryl Rosechu in the strange and terrifying nightmare world of CWCville. In his journey to find her, he encounters a highly suspicious cast of characters, and a larger cast of truly hideous monsters that shock him to his core.

===[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html CWCVille: Shattered Memories]===
Based on the recent horror game Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. Chris wakes up after collapsing to find himself in his ideal world, CWCville. But very little is as it seems, and as Chris follows Sonichu's trail, the town starts to twist demonically before his very eyes. Soon, he is running for his life. Meanwhile, a nervous patient recounts their experiences to a curious psychiatrist...

===[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/372.html My Little Fanfic]===
Logan, a bitter and hardened detective, is summoned back to the dreaded CWCville by a call from Sonichu, asking him to solve the murder of Magi-chan. In spite of his extreme reluctance, he is compelled to take up the case, but he soon begins to regret it as CWCville unearths some of his most hated memories.

===[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan]===
Trapped in the chokehold of Chris's narration, Magi-chan's only solace is in the company of his one true friend. When that small blessing is taken from him, and he is seemingly condemned to death, a stroke of impossible luck allows him to achieve his true potential.

===[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/334.html Fourteen]===
Denzel Voltero, an inspector for the Greene County Health Department, is sent on an unenviable mission to the house of Chris Chandler. When he enters, though, Chris's reaction is worse than he could ever have imagined, and soon Voltero is plunged into a mix of the horrific and the paranormal.

==Static ongoing fanfiction==
(Seemingly incomplete fanfics that have gone a long time with no update)

However, also due to the extensive length of these online novellas, many authors are unable to finish their works, or at least procrastinate for a ''very'' long time.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/284.html CWCville Siege]''' King Chris of CWCville is a hideous, corrupt shell of a man. When he seals the city's only hope in the time void, the act is witnessed by a lone teenager in the process of deleting Chris's files.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/294.html Calm Before The Storm]''' Long ago, Christian Chandler created a brutal legacy of horror after being seemingly posessed. Now, the old house of 14 Branchland Court has a new owner.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/109.html The Inquisitor]''' One morning, the Inquisitor comes to judge Christian. That same moment, Vivian Girard dies in a car crash. The next morning, she is alive, and Christian is someone else entirely. Namely, the president. Now, the Inquisitor needs her help.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/1.html Unnamed CWC Fanfic]''' The push that provoked /cxc/'s creation. Tells some of the many interconnected stories in a dystopian future CWCville. Sex, violence, and drugs are everywhere. While a mob organization attempts to rob a bank, Chris's hallucinations become more and more terrifying.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/119.html Project Ruse]''' Crossover of CWC and Gundam. Kamille Bidan is dispatched to CWCville due to suspicious operations in the area.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/352.html Ian Brandon Anderson: Origins]''' The true and honest tale of how Ian Brandon Anderson came to be obsessed with Christian Weston Chandler.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/333.html Sonichu: The Countdown]''' A foreboding monologue from the evil Count Graduon, describing some of the events of Episodes 20 and 21, and his plans for the future. Also contains some history of the Devil Trolls.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/313.html The Third Date]''' Rachel, a young dark-haired lady who has recently moved to CWCville, has an unsettling meeting with Chris himself.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/276.html Professor Layton and the Manchild]''' Professor Layton and Luke (from the Nintendo DS games) pay a visit to CWCville, but upon their arrival Magi-chan informs them that they must speak to the eerie Mayor.

==Completed fanfiction==

Seeing a completed fanfiction on /cxc/ is rare, but it does happen. Note that some of the following have their own Fan: articles on CWCki.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/125.html CWCville 1984]''' ([[Fan:CWCVille 1984|Also has a CWCki article.]]) Based on Orwell's classic novel. Christian is the Big Brother figure in a twisted, dystopian CWCville, where no pickles, trolling or gayness is allowed. When a group of Sonichus dare to disobey the system, they pay the price.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/216.html A Chris-Mas Carol]''' Christian, the miserly old mayor of CWCville, receives a visit from the ghost of Patti, and is subsequently plunged into a night of supernatural experiences through the fabric of time and into the Internet. Based on the Charles Dickens novel.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/199.html The End]''' ([[Fan:The End|Also has a CWCki article.]]) A mysterious visitor comes to take Chris away, but the manchild isn't going to go down without a fight, or at least a tantrum.

==Oneshots==
(Any thread containing 2 or fewer posts from OP that could be construed as being complete)
(Or, any thread containing copypasta/a short bit of relevant prose)

In many cases, the authors choose to write a shorter, more self-contained piece of literature. Thankfully, this usually allows the creative genius to be more concentrated.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/82.html A Very CWC Thanksgiving]''' ([[Fan:A Very CWC Thanksgiving|Also has a CWCki article.]]) It's thanksgiving in the Chandler residence, and Bob is forced to deal with the...thing...upstairs.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/214.html Christian Weston Chandler's Wake]''' A rare glimpse into the erratic thought processes of Christian himself.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/212.html The Private Face of a Public Figure]''' Sonichu and the kids go out for the day. Rosechu stays at home. Typically, Chris appears, who seems to share a horrible secret with Rosechu, and torments her to the limit.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/237.html Bringing Down Da House]''' Chris's own stupidity causes him to crash through the floor of his own house. The situation quickly spirals downhill into insanity.

'''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/104.html Another Story]''' A she-troll, either Kacey or someone posing as her, dares to enter Chris's house to retrieve the item that will make her an internet legend. Unfortunately, Chris's oversexed urges get the better of him.

''Pasta:'' '''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/96.html The Declaration of Independence]''' The True and Loyal Sonichu Fanbase is determined to disassociate itself from the Mayor of CWCville.

''Pasta:'' '''[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/53.html Chris-chan Has Changed]''' Trolling-themed spoof of the "War has changed" speech from [[Metal Gear Solid]] 4.

User:Xentrilus//cxc/

2010-02-16T23:04:06Z

Xentrilus: Here's one I made earlier. :3c

User talk:Tristran

2010-02-16T21:56:25Z

Xentrilus:

You alive in there, buddy? You've been absent for 2010 in its entirety and I'm worried. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

You're really starting to grind my gears --[[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 06:18, 27 November 2009 (CET)
:Ow, my axles! --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:45, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Hai==
So i herd u liek mudkipz [[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 05:44, 27 November 2009 (CET)
:Get the fuck off of my page, you nubshit, or I'll rip off your dick and feed it to my pet tarantula. You've been warned. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)
:*If this guy keeps giving you shit, say the word and I'll ban him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:55, 27 November 2009 (CET)
::Nah, nah, bro, it's cool. In all fairness to Lynx the Sphinx, the rumors ''are'', in fact, true; I ''do'' liek teh mudkipz. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 20:56, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Aww yeah gurl==
Don't worry, it'll be quite a show.
[[User:BlueSpike|BlueSpike]] 04:55, 10 December 2009 (CET)
:*LMAO, good to hear. Lynx and I have been waiting a while for this. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:56, 10 December 2009 (CET)

== We make a pretty good transcribing team. ==

We should make a buddy cop movie. It'll be awesome.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:58, 10 December 2009 (CET)
:I totally agree. --[[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 05:01, 10 December 2009 (CET)
::*Wow, I suddenly feel so popular.... Everyone's messaging me. It brings tear to my eye. Maybe we could work something out if you came and visited me and Xent on IRC more. HMMM?!

:::Oh, and... can I be the black guy? Or, better yet, the pair of pants? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:02, 10 December 2009 (CET)

== How do I use user talk ==

I think I'm supposed to type here but I'm not sure. I have read a lot about Chris Chan but only started making edits recently.

Anyways, maybe you can answer my question: how famous are different people on here? Like, would I be able to contact Jack Thaddeus and get a response, or is he too famous? Thanks. [[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]]
:* Well, welcome aboard. By the way, in a convo, messages are normally left on the page where it started (meaning it might be ''suggestible'' for you to reply on your own page to my message, but I don't really care that you didn't, and I doubt many people would; it's just an etiquette thing).
:Umm... many of the biggest trolls themselves use CWCki, so, yeah, you could definitely contact them if need be, but I'd recommend that you ''make sure you have something '''relevant''' to say to them''. Something more than, "yo bro willz uz b mai frendz?" I'm trusting that that wasn't your intention, though. I hope I'm not violating any secrecy laws around here by telling you this, but... Clyde Cash is [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] on here and Jack Thaddeus is [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]]. Don't go abusing this information that I've given you, or I'll be forced to smash your balls in a vice in an attempt to save face. Lurk a lot, keep up the contributions, and I'll probably talk to you again in the future. Oh, and don't forget to zap to the extreme. ''Always'' zap to the extreme. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 03:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*I will. Thank you, father! --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 04:43, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::: You're getting famous, Tristran. BTW CHECK OUT MY NEW STYLISH SIG LOLOL --[[User:Lynxr|'''Lynxr''']] 19:01, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::* Wow, that's very nice. You look really good in turquoise. Shoot me an e-mail at bigshuggadaddy@gmail.com, and maybe we can meet up some time? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 19:39, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::: You've read my mind. –[[User:Lynxr|'''Lynxr''']]– 20:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== Task ==

First task: Go through all the articles and make sure the bolds are formatted like <nowiki>'''this'''</nowiki> not <nowiki>[[this]]</nowiki>. That is, the bold text at the beginning of articles. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:14, 12 December 2009 (CET)
:*Yes, sir! I'll get on it at once. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 00:35, 12 December 2009 (CET)
::*Hmm. I would say leave out the # sign since it saves having to pipe the link (Wikis don't allow #'s in page names) and italicize and lowercase the annotations, since that's how it's usually done in most other annotations in other places. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 02:50, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== No Life Whatsoever Award ==

Holy fucking shit, someone give this man an award or ban him for spamming the Recent changes page with his name –[[User:Lynxr|'''Lynxr''']]– 04:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)
*So much for us going on that date, you fucking prick. I take it all back; the only reason I said you looked good in turquoise was to get in your pants. Fuck you. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:29, 12 December 2009 (CET)
::I... I'm so sorry... Could you ever forgive me? –[[User:Lynxr|'''Lynxr''']]– 06:02, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Cwcography ==

Hey, I just read that you're in on the Cwcography project led by Xentrilus. I was just wondering: do you or anyone working on the project have an estimate on how long before it will be finalized? Sorry if that's an annoying question that you've been asked a lot and don't have a definite answer to- it's just that this book sounds like the best thing ever and I seriously want to buy it as soon as physically possible. --[[User:Fabrosi|fabrosi]] 00:18, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*After talking it over with bossman, he's thinking the middle of next year ''at the latest''. Other estimates from people say that it will only be a matter of a couple of months, but... we're unsure at this time. If you want to follow the project a bit, we have a forum at http://anchuentscribes.proboards.com/ . --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:46, 13 December 2009 (CET)
::*to be fair this is the internet, if the projected time is 2-4 months, it'll probably wind up six. i dont know about the rest of the team, but i'm about as good with deadlines as valve is. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:55, 25 December 2009 (CET) ps oh shit son i was lurking your talk page

== Species ==

I would say capitalize the name of the "actual" Sonichu, and lowercase the species. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:01, 13 December 2009 (CET)

== Fuck you ==
That is all. –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 19:05, 16 December 2009 (CET)
*Ladies and gentlemen, this here is the best signature on the web. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 19:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)

User:Xentrilus

2010-02-16T20:55:28Z

Xentrilus:

'''I totally promise I will stop being useless in a short, as yet undefined, period of time.'''

{{RestoreMedal}}

[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fails]]

and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fails]]

and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fails some more]]

Author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]]

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan]
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/343.html a shattered memory]

[[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===RIP Simonla Rosechu===
{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

{{#ev:youtube|eOi13Hrpxqo}}

Camerawork

2010-02-16T12:07:56Z

Xentrilus: Chris ain't no cameraman.

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|You can totally make out the face.]]
[[Image:camerawork2.png|thumb|Chris is real good at hiding his failures.]]

{{incomplete}}

Chris's approach to '''camerawork''' of all kinds is rather abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or video work. Despite years and years of constant and obviously enthusiastic photography and home video making, Chris hasn't learned anything beyond the basics of this craft. Actually, the way he still routinely fucks up things proves that he is handling cameras far ''worse'' than your Average Joe... and as we've seen from what Chris has done to his [[PSEye]], that can be interpreted in two ways.

== Framing the shots ==

Chris assumes that if he can see the lens, then everything can be seen by the lens. He has no idea what it means to be in the focus of a shot, and is constantly standing way out of center, or is putting shit way too close to the camera, so that you can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at most of the time. When handling the camerawork directly, Chris often attempts to experiment with the camera's positioning without properly considering what his audience will see, and as such we are on the receiving end of [[Fail|masterpieces]] like the [[Videobooks]] and [[Sonichu's Edge]]. Additionally, his lack of proper equipment or controlled co-ordination tends to weigh down such endeavors with constant shaking, or disorienting angles.

== Lighting ==

Most of Chris's [[YouTube]] videos have been lit completely wrong. Plainly put: If you're making videos indoors, ''you've got to turn the room lights on''; human brains can automatically adjust to different color temperatures, but film and video cameras either lack the automatics to handle this, or are constantly struggling in bad lighting conditions to figure out what's going on. Chris assumes that if there's enough natural light coming in for him to see anything at all, then the video is lit properly. As a result, many of Chris's indoor video shots have a distinct yellow tint.

Talk:Mailbag 56

2010-02-16T11:58:23Z

Xentrilus:

User:Xentrilus/CWCography/Chapters

2010-02-14T18:14:43Z

Xentrilus:

'''NOTE: THIS PAGE IS JUST FOR REFERENCE - THE TALK PAGE IS THE IMPORTANT BIT.'''

* Episode 0: Story of the Current Days '''see James Lamp-Eye's work, this is a group effort'''
::Episode 0 should cover:
:*His daily activities.
:*His position in life (monthly tugboat, living with parents, etc.
:*The state of his house
:*His aspirations, but only a very brief analysis to give some background and make the readers awestruck at his complete lack of a life.
:*Anything else you all want to add.

* Episode 1: The Origin '''see MoarLurk'''
::Episode 1 (formerly Episode 5) should cover:
:*Notable events that happened before we found him
:*His birth
:*The abusive babysitter
:*Childhood friends
:*Highschool graduation
:*Competitions
:*The name change

* Episode 2: Sonichu '''see Jump'''
::Episode 2 should cover:
:*Sonichu's conception.
:*The basics of the Sonichu universe
:*An outline of the larger plot arcs
:*How Chris eventually became the focus of the comic
:*Critical reaction
:*The Sonichu medallion, and a little note on its many thefts
:*Current state of Sonichu

* Episode 3: 4-cent_garbage
::Episode 3 should cover:
:*How Chris was discovered by 4chan and ED
:*An outline of teh ED page's content
:*His initial reaction
:*His continued reactions (hax, vandalism, video rage, etc)
:*The Rule 34 he uploaded to ED

* Episode 4: The Love Quest '''see Anaconda'''
::Episode 4 should cover:
:*The idea behind the love quest in general.
:*The attraction sign
:*The Tale of the Crazy Pacer (as an example of Chris's chat-up tactics
:*the quest's appearance in Sonichu
:*Brief overviews of all Chris's sweethearts, including trolls
:*Heavy coverage of [[Megan]] and how Chris's reaction to ED caused their splitting.
'''Addition''' I just realised we don't have anything about homos in this. If it fits anywhere I think it would fit here, perhaps at the end of the chapter.

* Episode 5: Guns of the Miscreants (working title) '''This will be a long one and probably require some collaboration, but Xentrilus is starting it up.'''
::Episode 5 should cover:
:*A chronological list of NON-sweetheart trolls (i.e. Clyde, Liquid)
:*A chronological list of sweetheart trolls (i.e. Blanca, Julie)
:*Chris's respective reactions to each troll in FULL.
:*Notes on some notable white knights.
:*Interviews if possible would be fantastic.

* Episode 6: Feel the Cosmos - ''' see decrumpit'''
::About the future. Predictions of where Chris will end up in life. Could contain a list of opinions from various people, from mere /cwc/ users to high-ranking trolls.

'''SUB-EPISODES'''

* Sub-Episode 1: Chris and... Psychology
::An overview of Chris's psyche. Contains some analysis. Some notes on the people who have tried to crack the code to Chris's brain.

* Sub-Episode 2: Chris and... Art
::Covers Chris's artistic style and progression over the years, notes on his own opinion of it, his constant referencing to better media, and any other minor notes. Less analysis here.

* Sub-Episode 3: Chris and... Anger
::Talks about Chris's outbursts in his videos and elsewhere, and the various [[death threats]] he has given to people.

* Sub-Episode 4: Chris and... Sex '''see Fabrosi (TLF quit)'''
::Sub-Episode 4 should cover:
:*A little bit on how Chris's Love Quest is really about getting china.
:*His REAL views on women, and what he REALLY wants in a girlfriend.
:*His sex toys, including Officer Nasty and Kimmi, and the Fake Tits of Fail
:*The sex tape
:*Other leaks like the nudes, the fetish vids/pics, the <s>cum guzzling</s> recycling
:*His Rule 34 artwork, and the misconceptions of how sex works demonstrated within it

* Sub-Episode 5: Chris and... Reality
::A tricky one, as we have to stay unbiased, but I think it can be done. Draw contrasts and parallels between IRL and CWCville, i.e. Mary Lee Walsh, PVCC, the mall, cops, etc. Go into some of the areas he taps into reality in his fantasy world of games and TV, like how he'd get opinions and whatnot from the two, absorbing "knowledge" of pop culture and politics whenever he sees anything on television or in video games (note Bob's Obama joke and Chris's sudden change in opinion about him after he watched the A&E biography, how he only learned of Leviticus from Family Guy among many other things). '''Addition:''' Chris and some of his delusional/questionable beliefs about reality, and his hope to have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler, how he incorporates this in the conversation with Kacey's dad, etc.

* Sub-Episode 6: Chris and... Autism
::Another tricky one. Covers Chris's autism, how he coped in childhood, and how he blames everything he does on it.

* Sub-Episode 7: Chris and...Religion '''see Decrumpit'''
::Sub-Episode 7 should cover:
:*Chris's take on religion
:*its cafeteria nature thanks to Rocky
:*Chris's self-righteousness
:*How his actions and attitudes contradict teachings
:*Seven Deadly Sins categories for his behavior like the CWCki has

* Sub-Episode 8: Chris and... Death
::About how Chris handles death. Basically the stuff in the CWCki article on this, except with our own wording. Also includes notes and predictions about Chris's own death.

'''APPENDICES'''

*Sub-Episode EXTRA: The True and Loyal Fanbase '''see Decrumpit'''
::This section is about all the fan content CWC has inspired, such as fanfiction, fanart, fancomics, etc. Contains opinions and input from typical /cwc/goers, CWCki editors, and the like. We may need permission to include some of the fanart and fanfiction, unless it was anonymously created.

*Reference Section
:*Glossary: CWC-isms
:::A collection of CWCisms, and their definitions, in glossary format.
:*Maps
:::Maps of Ruckersville, 14 Branchland Court, The Game Place, and other notable locations. '''see decrumpit'''
:*Timeline
:::A reasonably detailed timeline of the entire Chris saga.

{| id="toc" width="60%" style="text-align:center; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="45%"
| '''The Unauthorised Biography of CWC'''
|-
| style="font-size:12px" |

'''Information pages:'''
[[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|Main project page]] |
[[User:Xentrilus/CWCography/Chapters|Chapter list]]

'''Discussion:'''
[[User talk:Xentrilus/CWCography|General]] |
[[User talk:Xentrilus/CWCography/Chapters|Content discussion]] |
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/1801.html /cwc/ thread]

'''The Team:''' [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] |
[[User:BW|BW]] |
[[User talk:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] |
[[User:Beat|Beat]] |
[[User:Jump|Jump]] |
[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] |
[[User:The Laughing Fox|The Laughing Fox]] |
[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] |
[[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]] |
[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] |
[[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] |
and MoarLurk

'''Forum:''' [http://anchuentscribes.proboards.com Click here]

'''IRC (team only):''' irc.rizon.net:7000 OR irc.lolipower.org

Channel #anchuentscribes ''(keyword is a secret)''

''Team members [mailto:anonymousse_sendar@live.co.uk email Xentrilus] for the keyword''
|}

User:Xentrilus/CWCography

2010-02-14T18:13:58Z

Xentrilus: TLF decided to die cos some fags on /cwc/ dissed his videos. Also IRL STRESSSSS

{{quote|I agree, I feel it would be awesome, yet I would not be surprised.|[[Chris]] on the a proposed CWCography, [[Mailbag 13]]}}

'''BULLETIN: WE HAVE A SHITTY FORUM NOW!!!''' But only team members will be allowed to join. So there. (You filthy commoners will be allowed to make posts in a small section of the forum, though.) Link: [http://anchuentscribes.proboards.com here]
Basically we made this because there's no way we could ever get everyone in an IRC meeting. So come on.
----
'''The Unauthorised Biography of Chris-Chan''' (working title) is a project to create a complete, reasonably unbiased account of the life and times of CWC, in order to introduce members of the public to this mad, mad world.

It'll be a bit like a specialised, public-friendly paperback version of the CWCki, but organised into chapters and with some extra stuff.

Proposed by [[User:BW|BW]], a [[China|lady]] of [[Krapple|/cwc/]], picked up by the jerk [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]], and supported by a team of noble volunteers such as [[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]], the book will contain extensive coverage of Chris's exploits, his trolls, his views on subjects such as women's rights and religion, the Sonichu comic, and his Love Quest.

We intend to publish this for real. It is serious business.

'''Attention contributors: GET ON IRC'''

'''IRC for the team: irc.rizon.net:7000 #anchuentscribes''' ''(email xentrilus to get the keyword)''

'''ATTENTION: registration for the core contribution team is pretty much closed now.'''

'''If you have queries contact xentrilus at [mailto:anonymousse_sendar@live.co.uk anonymousse_sendar@live.co.uk] or leave a message on his [[User talk:Xentrilus|talk page]].'''

== The Original Post (by BW) ==

Originally posted [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/1801.html here]

"Considering all the information accumulated about the manchild and how long this whole thing has been going on I'm surprised nobody has tried to write something like an unauthorized biography about Chris, possibly getting it published and making a bit of money to taunt in his fat greasy face.

It's perfectly legal to do something like that without the permission of the person it's about and perhaps we could get our side of the story out into the world, where so many other people can enjoy the milk this lolcow has produced.

That said, we'd also have to find someone talented enough to write said biography and it would be a difficult, gruelling task. It might be a good idea to use a pseudonym too. I just like the idea of Chris raging when he finds himself on the front cover of a book chronicling and dissecting his life.

Sort of like a paperback CWCki, I guess? Anyway, just wanted to know if you guys think this is a good idea or not."

==Planning==

=== To do ===
'''HIGH PRIORITY'''
* <s>Start planning out the chapters and order of events.</s> Done.
* <s>Decide who i</s>s doing what. (Half done.)
* <s>Star</s>t doing what.
:*Write rough drafts of every section of the book. (Done for most sub-episodes, along with maybe half of the episodes.)
:*Refine, revise, and otherwise improve these rough drafts. (This has mostly been done to episodes 0, 1, and 2.)
* Get professional opinions/help on the project (We're halfway there already, with some prominent cwcki users expressing approval. Needs moar though. PVCC's opinion would be appreciated.)
* Write the prologue.
:* <s>Contact Chris.</s> Jump did this with positive results (see top of page), but I think at some point in the future we should take it further.

'''NOT YET HIGH PRIORITY'''
*Start putting together the:
:*Glossary
:*Maps
:*Timeline
*Any other extras to enhance the book. ([[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] has a few tricks up his sleeve, if you know what I mean.

===Contributors===

'''ATTENTION: THE CORE TEAM IS NOW FINALISED. WE ARE NO LONGER TAKING APPLICATIONS.'''

We are now on the verge of becoming a secret internetz club.

If you want to submit something (i.e. custom art) for inclusion but don't want to compromise your anonymity or whatever, [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/1801.html the /cwc/ thread] will remain open. Additionally, if we require a specialist job done we may create an opening for someone capable of it, so don't lose hope.

''(Users with a '''√''' by their names are the ones who have confirmed their emails.)''

*'''√''' [[User:Xentrilus]] <-- Stole BW's idea :3 Probably project manager or something. I write and edit too. Currently in charge of Episode 5
*'''√''' [[User:BW]] <-- came up with the idea. Blame her. (I'm also good at editing manuscripts if you want another person to proof chapters.)
*'''√''' [[User:Decrumpit]] <-- is going to contribute an immense amount to this project. Hug him and love him. ~Xent
*'''√''' [[User:Jump]] Text/Image Media Organization and Formatting. Also, I am a walrus.
*'''√''' [[User:Tristran]] <-- Tell me what I write about and I'll do it.
*'''√''' [[User:Anaconda]] <-- I can write/critique/copyedit. I want to do the Love Quest part.
*'''√''' "MoarLurk" <-- doing Episode <s>5</s> 1: The Early Years
*'''√''' [[User:Beat]] <-- wants to help with Sub-Episodes
*'''√''' [[User:James Lamp-Eye]] <-- I'll do whatever needs doing--writing, proofreading, armchair psychology, etc.
*'''√''' [[User:Fabrosi]] <-- Writing the CWC-ism glossary, Episode 3, some of Episode 5, some of Episode 6 and all but two sub-episodes bitchz
*'''√''' [[User: Ayvuir]] <-- ??? Hasn't made contact for a while now

==Structure/chapter list==

This is a resource for the team.

[[User:Xentrilus/CWCography/Chapters|FOR THE CHAPTER LIST CLICK HERE]]

User:Xentrilus

2010-02-14T17:54:46Z

Xentrilus: Alas, poor Simonla. We hardly wanted to know ye.

i like those newfangled [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Infoboxes Video Infoboxes]. I add 'em to videos, and so should you

{{RestoreMedal}}

[[Special:Contributions/Xentrilus|fails]]

and [[User:Xentrilus/Sandbox|fails]]

and [[User: Xentrilus/CWCography|fails some more]]

Author of [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid]]

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html Magi-chan]

[[User:Xentrilus/CWCography|CWCography Project Page]]

===RIP Simonla Rosechu===
{{#ev:youtube|k29RYayednI}}

{{Britfag}}
{{Krapplefag}}

February 2010

2010-02-05T22:24:05Z

Xentrilus:

==Events of February 2010==

* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard!
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]].
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.

{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] or [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] (for [[CWCipedia]] related updates) if they are not there already (and vice versa).}}

{{timeline}}

I am Alive

2010-02-05T22:18:34Z

Xentrilus: typo

In reaction to the ads claiming that he died [[Chrischan Weston Chandler|Chris]] made this video to dispell those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd [[Lie|kill off Simonla]] and that he was [[Lie|sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement]]

==Part 1==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 02042010 - I am Alive.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|84ye0PybM1I}}
| Stardate = 5 February 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Vert. Blue/Gray
| previous = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]
| next = [[5 February 2010#Part 2|One more thing...]]
}}

===Transcript===
C-log February 4th, 2010
First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid Alec and his stupid advertisements. Don't I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and healthy. That's for the announcements. I'll admit Alec has a sizeable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had--I originally had permission for using Simonchu in my comics from Evan, but then he took it away. Simonla was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh...I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today--or later on. I apologize to Alec for calling him naive multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao--here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing ::shoo:: there you go. Uhh...I just been--forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck. And I apologize to Alec for--for taking Asperchu and his--rec--and his recreated characters for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa--There'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother...hmm. I apologize for accusing him for female entrapment and..uh...rumors about rape. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to--he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham--giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster. And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but real life just happens, though. That's my only excuse. Real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates. Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day.

==Part 2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|GPENY0rE3Hs}}
| Stardate = 5 February 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray
| previous = [[5 February 2010#Part 1|I am Alive]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit that I was trolled Alec in the sense like I was trolled before and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I trolled Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]|nextlink=Present|}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
{{Captain's Log}}

User talk:James Lamp-Eye

2010-01-14T21:55:26Z

Xentrilus: /* cwcography */

{{welcome|James Lamp-Eye}}--[[User:Megaman|''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:22, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

==cwcography==

[[User:Xentrilus|Xent]] got the channel up. #anchuentscribes, port 7000, rizon.net. ask him for the super sekkrit keyword. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:14, 21 November 2009 (CET)

Hey, you haven't been in touch with us misguided project people for a while. IRL stress? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:55, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Nice job on the Thanksgiving thing==
I'll work out some sort of formal recognition for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:20, 28 November 2009 (CET)
:Thanks Champ. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 11:59, 28 November 2009 (CET)