https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Xynar CWCki - User contributions [en] 2026-04-06T12:48:50Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=165247 User:Xynar 2013-04-08T19:51:47Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Atheist}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{PS3}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook&diff=165237 Facebook 2013-04-08T16:12:51Z <p>Xynar: /* Gay Marriage */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> [[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]<br /> '''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. <br /> <br /> On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. <br /> <br /> Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].<br /> <br /> Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.<br /> <br /> On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].<br /> ==Notes From The Man Himself==<br /> <br /> ===I am a good man===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm <br /> <br /> There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.<br /> <br /> Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.<br /> <br /> Please help me, so I can help you one day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Common Question, &quot;Do I know you?&quot;===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm<br /> <br /> When a person asks you, &quot;Do I know you?&quot;, it brings up a greater answer. &quot;I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me.&quot;<br /> The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Man I am SOOO SHY. &quot;How Shy are you?&quot; I am SOOO SHY, that...===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm<br /> <br /> Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, &quot;Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?&quot; I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.<br /> <br /> Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===What I am looking for in a woman===<br /> <br /> (note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died) <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).<br /> <br /> -21 to 29-years old&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Education: High School Graduate and/or Better&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -NOT A Smoker&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Carefree/Light-Hearted&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Brunette or Blonde hair&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -B-Cup size minimum&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Clean&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Casual&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Not Crazy or Abusive&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Make-Up Optional&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Well-Informed to Expert in sex<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Unsolicited Friend Requests===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm<br /> <br /> '''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Shooting Myself in the Foot===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm<br /> <br /> I have often &quot;shot myself in the foot&quot; with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good &quot;editor in chief&quot;.]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===An Open Note===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm<br /> <br /> I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]<br /> <br /> The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.<br /> <br /> You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===<br /> <br /> (note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm <br /> <br /> It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.<br /> <br /> [[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.<br /> <br /> And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.<br /> <br /> You Trolls, Get A Life.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> 4/13/2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am<br /> <br /> Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j<br /> <br /> I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.<br /> <br /> You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.<br /> <br /> HA HA HA.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.&lt;ref&gt;http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45<br /> <br /> In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of &quot;[[South Park]]&quot;; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.<br /> <br /> Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]<br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> <br /> MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps<br /> www.youtube.com<br /> UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...<br /> <br /> [[File:Saved.jpg]]<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;http://www.savederpy.com&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later commented:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===I have decided===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35<br /> <br /> The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].<br /> <br /> I Welcome All.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''<br /> <br /> I Welcome All.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later commented:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}<br /> <br /> ===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D===<br /> 28 April 2012<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> <br /> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!<br /> <br /> You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j<br /> <br /> To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, &quot;BANNED&quot;. So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to &quot;Manager&quot;). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken &quot;facts&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].<br /> <br /> In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]<br /> <br /> I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]<br /> <br /> YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> 4/28/2012<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, &quot;[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]&quot;.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41<br /> <br /> And to quell one question. &quot;[[JenkinsJinkies]]&quot; &quot;[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]&quot;; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, &quot;I had a gay experince at camp&quot;. [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Lucrid.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Hey, Trollies===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53<br /> <br /> You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. <br /> <br /> And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].<br /> <br /> You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.<br /> <br /> I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br /> <br /> [[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]<br /> <br /> I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br /> <br /> Good Day,<br /> Christian W. Chandler.<br /> [[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]<br /> <br /> P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}<br /> <br /> Chris's &quot;Hynamin&quot; show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]&lt;/ref&gt; Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.<br /> <br /> ===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43<br /> <br /> She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]<br /> <br /> Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler.<br /> <br /> May 3, 2012}}<br /> <br /> ===Mimms===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35<br /> <br /> Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.<br /> <br /> Facebook.com/TehRussian<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler<br /> <br /> 5/12/2012}}<br /> <br /> ===To The Trolls===<br /> This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.&lt;ref&gt;[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]<br /> <br /> I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through &quot;trombonista's&quot; account]]; there was NO MOLE.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Christian Weston Chandler<br /> June 4, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Hey! Damn trolls!===<br /> <br /> Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]<br /> <br /> Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!<br /> <br /> Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]<br /> Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.<br /> <br /> Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === You WILL be brought in! ===<br /> <br /> One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the &quot;trolls&quot; and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.<br /> <br /> As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with &quot;A small victory!&quot; as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]<br /> <br /> Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of &quot;Cyan&quot; and &quot;Indigo&quot;. Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's &quot;New York Times&quot; paper, titled &quot;CyanIndigo&quot;, same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder &quot;thieving and lying&quot;; I had actually said &quot;Bribing and lying&quot;.<br /> <br /> Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Stop sending me friend requests! ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]<br /> <br /> I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}<br /> <br /> To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a &quot;You tell 'em, Christian!&quot; Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.<br /> <br /> === Please forgive me! ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]<br /> I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.<br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no &quot;laughs&quot; longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}<br /> <br /> On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.<br /> <br /> === A Christmas Gift ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]<br /> I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br /> <br /> http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br /> <br /> Merry Christmas.}}<br /> <br /> === It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]<br /> &quot;Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine.&quot; -Nana O, the anime &quot;NANA&quot; English dub.<br /> <br /> Yep...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === No trolling plans ===<br /> <br /> In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> &quot;No Trolling Plans&quot;; Who the f*** are they kidding?<br /> <br /> [[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Smiley ===<br /> <br /> Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Just finished watching &quot;Smiley&quot;.<br /> (Spoiler Alert)<br /> I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible &quot;fad&quot; of Trolling and getting &quot;LULZ&quot; that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the &quot;underground&quot; of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of &quot;Smileys&quot; were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, &quot;Anonymous&quot;; the central hub of the Trolls.<br /> <br /> Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the &quot;R&quot; rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.<br /> <br /> No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Open Letter to Tara Strong ===<br /> <br /> Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> I fully understand the video, &quot;Twilightlicious&quot;, is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about &quot;Smiley&quot;, I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.<br /> <br /> While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.<br /> <br /> So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for &quot;blackgryphon's&quot; meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?<br /> <br /> If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.<br /> <br /> Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Christian W.Chandler<br /> Ruckersville, VA, USA<br /> <br /> [[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Trolling is Abhor-able ===<br /> <br /> Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===<br /> <br /> Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===<br /> <br /> Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]<br /> <br /> So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like &quot;staring into a bright light.&quot;<br /> <br /> === Sonichu is not dead ===<br /> <br /> Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he &quot;was an amateur&quot;, implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]<br /> <br /> Listen up.<br /> <br /> When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Gay Marriage ===<br /> <br /> Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the &quot;damn homosexual men&quot;, probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]<br /> Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:<br /> <br /> I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}<br /> <br /> On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}<br /> <br /> In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}<br /> <br /> On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.<br /> <br /> The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}<br /> <br /> In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.<br /> <br /> On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...<br /> <br /> But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.<br /> <br /> You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}<br /> <br /> === Game Place ===<br /> <br /> Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]<br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}<br /> <br /> ==iOS==<br /> On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. &lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The &quot;CyanIndigo&quot; screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the &quot;nTelos&quot; name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg<br /> Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1<br /> Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2<br /> Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|&quot;Do I know you?&quot; 1<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|&quot;Do I know you?&quot; 2<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg<br /> Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].<br /> File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].<br /> File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.<br /> File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.<br /> File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.<br /> File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.<br /> File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1<br /> File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2<br /> File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3<br /> File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4<br /> File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5<br /> File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.<br /> File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)<br /> File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)<br /> File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.<br /> File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.<br /> File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.<br /> File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.<br /> File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.<br /> File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.<br /> File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.<br /> File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].<br /> File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.<br /> File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png<br /> File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png<br /> File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.<br /> File:Train wreck.JPG<br /> File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related &quot;Dark Parodies.&quot; He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.<br /> File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect seeing the MLP parodies had on him.<br /> File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a &quot;difficult time&quot;.<br /> File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].<br /> File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.<br /> File:Fbp4.png<br /> File:Fbp5.png<br /> File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of &quot;his kind&quot;.<br /> File:Fbp7.png<br /> File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&amp;A.<br /> File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.<br /> File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.<br /> File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere. <br /> File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.<br /> File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.<br /> File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.<br /> File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art<br /> File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.<br /> File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.<br /> File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....<br /> File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.<br /> File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Facebook messages]]<br /> *[[Facebook statuses]]<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]<br /> *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook&diff=165236 Facebook 2013-04-08T16:09:19Z <p>Xynar: /* Gay Marriage */ C'mon people, don't use strikethroughs.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> [[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]<br /> '''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. <br /> <br /> On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. <br /> <br /> Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].<br /> <br /> Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.<br /> <br /> On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].<br /> ==Notes From The Man Himself==<br /> <br /> ===I am a good man===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm <br /> <br /> There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.<br /> <br /> Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.<br /> <br /> Please help me, so I can help you one day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Common Question, &quot;Do I know you?&quot;===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm<br /> <br /> When a person asks you, &quot;Do I know you?&quot;, it brings up a greater answer. &quot;I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me.&quot;<br /> The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Man I am SOOO SHY. &quot;How Shy are you?&quot; I am SOOO SHY, that...===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm<br /> <br /> Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, &quot;Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?&quot; I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.<br /> <br /> Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===What I am looking for in a woman===<br /> <br /> (note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died) <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).<br /> <br /> -21 to 29-years old&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Education: High School Graduate and/or Better&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -NOT A Smoker&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Carefree/Light-Hearted&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Brunette or Blonde hair&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -B-Cup size minimum&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Clean&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Casual&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Not Crazy or Abusive&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Make-Up Optional&lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Well-Informed to Expert in sex<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Unsolicited Friend Requests===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm<br /> <br /> '''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Shooting Myself in the Foot===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm<br /> <br /> I have often &quot;shot myself in the foot&quot; with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good &quot;editor in chief&quot;.]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===An Open Note===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm<br /> <br /> I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]<br /> <br /> The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.<br /> <br /> You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===<br /> <br /> (note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm <br /> <br /> It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.<br /> <br /> [[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.<br /> <br /> And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.<br /> <br /> You Trolls, Get A Life.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> 4/13/2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am<br /> <br /> Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j<br /> <br /> I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.<br /> <br /> You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.<br /> <br /> HA HA HA.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.&lt;ref&gt;http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45<br /> <br /> In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of &quot;[[South Park]]&quot;; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.<br /> <br /> Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]<br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> <br /> MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps<br /> www.youtube.com<br /> UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...<br /> <br /> [[File:Saved.jpg]]<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;http://www.savederpy.com&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later commented:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===I have decided===<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35<br /> <br /> The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].<br /> <br /> I Welcome All.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''<br /> <br /> I Welcome All.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br/&gt;<br /> April 25, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris later commented:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}<br /> <br /> ===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D===<br /> 28 April 2012<br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> <br /> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!<br /> <br /> You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j<br /> <br /> To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, &quot;BANNED&quot;. So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to &quot;Manager&quot;). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken &quot;facts&quot;.]]<br /> <br /> You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].<br /> <br /> In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]<br /> <br /> I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]<br /> <br /> YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> 4/28/2012<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, &quot;[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]&quot;.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41<br /> <br /> And to quell one question. &quot;[[JenkinsJinkies]]&quot; &quot;[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]&quot;; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, &quot;I had a gay experince at camp&quot;. [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Lucrid.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Hey, Trollies===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53<br /> <br /> You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. <br /> <br /> And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].<br /> <br /> You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.<br /> <br /> I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br /> <br /> [[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]<br /> <br /> I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br /> <br /> Good Day,<br /> Christian W. Chandler.<br /> [[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]<br /> <br /> P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}<br /> <br /> Chris's &quot;Hynamin&quot; show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]&lt;/ref&gt; Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.<br /> <br /> ===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43<br /> <br /> She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]<br /> <br /> Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler.<br /> <br /> May 3, 2012}}<br /> <br /> ===Mimms===<br /> {{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35<br /> <br /> Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.<br /> <br /> Facebook.com/TehRussian<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler<br /> <br /> 5/12/2012}}<br /> <br /> ===To The Trolls===<br /> This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.&lt;ref&gt;[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]<br /> <br /> I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through &quot;trombonista's&quot; account]]; there was NO MOLE.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Christian Weston Chandler<br /> June 4, 2012<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Hey! Damn trolls!===<br /> <br /> Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]<br /> <br /> Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!<br /> <br /> Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!<br /> <br /> Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!<br /> <br /> Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]<br /> Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.<br /> <br /> Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === You WILL be brought in! ===<br /> <br /> One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the &quot;trolls&quot; and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.<br /> <br /> As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with &quot;A small victory!&quot; as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]<br /> <br /> Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of &quot;Cyan&quot; and &quot;Indigo&quot;. Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's &quot;New York Times&quot; paper, titled &quot;CyanIndigo&quot;, same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder &quot;thieving and lying&quot;; I had actually said &quot;Bribing and lying&quot;.<br /> <br /> Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Stop sending me friend requests! ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]<br /> <br /> I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}<br /> <br /> To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a &quot;You tell 'em, Christian!&quot; Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.<br /> <br /> === Please forgive me! ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]<br /> I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.<br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no &quot;laughs&quot; longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}<br /> <br /> On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.<br /> <br /> === A Christmas Gift ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]<br /> I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br /> <br /> http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br /> <br /> Merry Christmas.}}<br /> <br /> === It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]<br /> &quot;Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine.&quot; -Nana O, the anime &quot;NANA&quot; English dub.<br /> <br /> Yep...<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === No trolling plans ===<br /> <br /> In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> &quot;No Trolling Plans&quot;; Who the f*** are they kidding?<br /> <br /> [[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Smiley ===<br /> <br /> Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Just finished watching &quot;Smiley&quot;.<br /> (Spoiler Alert)<br /> I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible &quot;fad&quot; of Trolling and getting &quot;LULZ&quot; that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the &quot;underground&quot; of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of &quot;Smileys&quot; were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, &quot;Anonymous&quot;; the central hub of the Trolls.<br /> <br /> Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the &quot;R&quot; rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.<br /> <br /> No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Open Letter to Tara Strong ===<br /> <br /> Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> I fully understand the video, &quot;Twilightlicious&quot;, is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about &quot;Smiley&quot;, I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.<br /> <br /> While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.<br /> <br /> So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for &quot;blackgryphon's&quot; meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?<br /> <br /> If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.<br /> <br /> Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Christian W.Chandler<br /> Ruckersville, VA, USA<br /> <br /> [[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Trolling is Abhor-able ===<br /> <br /> Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===<br /> <br /> Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]<br /> <br /> Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===<br /> <br /> Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]<br /> <br /> So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like &quot;staring into a bright light.&quot;<br /> <br /> === Sonichu is not dead ===<br /> <br /> Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he &quot;was an amateur&quot;, implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]<br /> <br /> Listen up.<br /> <br /> When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Gay Marriage ===<br /> <br /> Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the &quot;damn homosexual men&quot;, probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]<br /> Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:<br /> <br /> I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}<br /> <br /> On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}<br /> <br /> In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}<br /> <br /> On April 1, Chris has predictably responded with said set of delusions and contradictions:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.<br /> <br /> The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}<br /> <br /> In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.<br /> <br /> On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...<br /> <br /> But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.<br /> <br /> You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}<br /> <br /> === Game Place ===<br /> <br /> Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]<br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}<br /> <br /> ==iOS==<br /> On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. &lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The &quot;CyanIndigo&quot; screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the &quot;nTelos&quot; name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg<br /> Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1<br /> Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2<br /> Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|&quot;Do I know you?&quot; 1<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|&quot;Do I know you?&quot; 2<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg<br /> Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg<br /> Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].<br /> File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].<br /> File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.<br /> File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.<br /> File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.<br /> File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.<br /> File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1<br /> File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2<br /> File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3<br /> File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4<br /> File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5<br /> File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.<br /> File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)<br /> File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)<br /> File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.<br /> File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.<br /> File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.<br /> File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.<br /> File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.<br /> File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.<br /> File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.<br /> File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].<br /> File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.<br /> File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png<br /> File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png<br /> File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.<br /> File:Train wreck.JPG<br /> File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related &quot;Dark Parodies.&quot; He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.<br /> File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect seeing the MLP parodies had on him.<br /> File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a &quot;difficult time&quot;.<br /> File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].<br /> File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.<br /> File:Fbp4.png<br /> File:Fbp5.png<br /> File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of &quot;his kind&quot;.<br /> File:Fbp7.png<br /> File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&amp;A.<br /> File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.<br /> File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.<br /> File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere. <br /> File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.<br /> File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.<br /> File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.<br /> File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art<br /> File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.<br /> File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.<br /> File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....<br /> File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.<br /> File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Facebook messages]]<br /> *[[Facebook statuses]]<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]<br /> *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118401 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:57:33Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasally, voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br /> <br /> Chris appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid Chris]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br /> <br /> Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota and Liquid hails from Washington DC. <br /> <br /> The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes an appearance in this video.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> ''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''<br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! <br /> <br /> ''[pauses for breath]''<br /> <br /> Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> [[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118393 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:49:43Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice, in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br /> <br /> Chris appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid Chris]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br /> <br /> Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota and Liquid hails from Washington DC. <br /> <br /> The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes an appearance in this video.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> [[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118389 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:46:54Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br /> <br /> Chris appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid Chris]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br /> <br /> Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota, and Liquid hails from Washington DC. The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes an appearance in this video.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> [[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118383 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:43:38Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English accent does nothing to aid his insults.<br /> <br /> Chris appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid Chris]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?<br /> <br /> The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes an appearance in this video.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> [[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118333 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:10:58Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br /> <br /> In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br /> <br /> Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. <br /> <br /> [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br /> <br /> Chris also appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means that he believes that Liquid and Alec are one in the same. Anyone who is not a [[slow_in_the_mind|retard]] can tell Liquid and Alec sound nothing alike, but Chris being Chris... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> &lt;!--<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> --&gt;<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118331 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:10:21Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br /> <br /> In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br /> <br /> Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. <br /> <br /> Chris also appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means that he believes that Liquid and Alec are one in the same. Anyone who is not a [[slow_in_the_mind|retard]] can tell Liquid and Alec sound nothing alike, but Chris being Chris... <br /> <br /> [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> &lt;!--<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> --&gt;<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2270&diff=118329 100 2270 2010-10-07T23:09:05Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2270''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]].<br /> <br /> In here he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a terrible British accent, [[Fail|and trying to mock him]]. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his mangling of an English regional accent doesn't help his attempts to hurl insults much.<br /> <br /> Of note in what Chris tries to point out what is bad about Alec and [[Asperchu]] is that he somehow thinks that being in Virginia is tied to being the creator of Sonichu despite Alec creating Asperchu and the idea that he somehow thinks Alec talks like the missing fifth Beatle, as well as the fact that Chris seems to think [[Honor Roll|Philadelphia and Pennsylvania are two separate areas, and not that the former is a city within the latter]]. He then proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. Chris also appears to confuse Alec with [[Liquid]] at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means that he believes that Liquid and Alec are one in the same. Anyone who is not a [[slow_in_the_mind|retard]] can tell Liquid and Alec sound nothing alike, but Chris being Chris... <br /> <br /> [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], [[Fail|right?]]<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2270<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]<br /> &lt;!--<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> --&gt;<br /> | previous = [[100 2269]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> <br /> ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.<br /> <br /> Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!<br /> <br /> ''[Pause]''<br /> <br /> Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2267]]<br /> *[[100 2269]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=109549 User:Xynar 2010-08-17T20:50:42Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>S'up guys, I'm new to the Chris-chan trollin scene.<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{PS3}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:My_apologies&diff=101022 Talk:My apologies 2010-07-01T20:31:12Z <p>Xynar: /* Deleted */</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;I AM IGNORING YOU DANG DIRTY TROLLS&quot; is lolcow speak for &quot;LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASSHOLES&quot;. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :I'm glad to see that Chris has completely missed the point of what Rocky was trying to teach him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:37, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ooh, &quot;misdemeanors&quot;. I feel so dirty. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 17:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I find it ironic - yet completely unsurprising - that despite the fact that he called this flipnote '''My Apologies''', Chris still spends more time talking about how the trolls have ruined his life than he spends actually apologizing for anything. Typical Chris...Yet more fodder for the remorse article, maybe? [[User:DeathtraP|DeathtraP]] 18:19, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Deleted ==<br /> <br /> Download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hijngztn2wj [[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:25, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> Just saying, I had nothing to do with the removal of this Flipnote at all.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 17:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I'm thinking it was deleted because it's Chris using the service to bitch about trolls and that something like this isn't allowed.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 18:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I feel an epic rant from Chris concerning Flipnote Hatena deleting all his uploads will be released soon. Chris's ego can't take much more of this. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 20:29 1 July 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:My_apologies&diff=101020 Talk:My apologies 2010-07-01T20:30:40Z <p>Xynar: /* Deleted */</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;I AM IGNORING YOU DANG DIRTY TROLLS&quot; is lolcow speak for &quot;LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASSHOLES&quot;. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> :I'm glad to see that Chris has completely missed the point of what Rocky was trying to teach him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:37, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ooh, &quot;misdemeanors&quot;. I feel so dirty. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 17:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I find it ironic - yet completely unsurprising - that despite the fact that he called this flipnote '''My Apologies''', Chris still spends more time talking about how the trolls have ruined his life than he spends actually apologizing for anything. Typical Chris...Yet more fodder for the remorse article, maybe? [[User:DeathtraP|DeathtraP]] 18:19, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Deleted ==<br /> <br /> Download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hijngztn2wj [[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:25, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> Just saying, I had nothing to do with the removal of this Flipnote at all.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 17:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I'm thinking it was deleted because it's Chris using the service to bitch about trolls and that something like this isn't allowed.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 18:16, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I feel and epic rant from Chris concerning Flipnote Hatena deleting all his uploads will be released soon. Chris's ego can't take much more of this. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 20:29 1 July 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:CWC_3D_Voice_Check&diff=100714 Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check 2010-07-01T00:18:16Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I summon Edward! In attack mode! [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Actually just look at the article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*fucking learn to save shit yourself. go get Downloadhelper for firefox or something. ffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Please explain how their copyright rules factor in. There's loads of shit about this shit on their site already that doesn't get removed. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It was the most logical reason I could think of. But after reading Djyellow's comment below I could be wrong. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 00:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Why the flipnote was removed ==<br /> <br /> Just to note, I reported this Flipnote before it was taken off for &quot;Personal Content.&quot;(Like I'm doing with most of Chris's Flipnotes. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)Djyellow<br /> :...I-I'm sorry, but I don't think trying to toss all of Chris's stuff off because of &quot;Personal Content&quot; like his name is the way to go. The guy doxdrops just about every time he talks on YouTube. Just because he puts up &quot;Christian W. Chandler&quot; in each of his stupid Flipnotes is any reason for ANYONE to ditch it. If it's his address or something, fine, but not his name. Let him wallow in his own misery when they find out who he is, not take the initiative.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:CWC_3D_Voice_Check&diff=100712 Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check 2010-07-01T00:10:18Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I summon Edward! In attack mode! [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Actually just look at the article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*fucking learn to save shit yourself. go get Downloadhelper for firefox or something. ffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Please explain how their copyright rules factor in. There's loads of shit about this shit on their site already that doesn't get removed. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It was the most logical reason I could think of. But after reading Djyellow's comment below I could be wrong. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 00:09, 1 July 2010 <br /> <br /> == Why the flipnote was removed ==<br /> <br /> Just to note, I reported this Flipnote before it was taken off for &quot;Personal Content.&quot;(Like I'm doing with most of Chris's Flipnotes. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)Djyellow<br /> :...I-I'm sorry, but I don't think trying to toss all of Chris's stuff off because of &quot;Personal Content&quot; like his name is the way to go. The guy doxdrops just about every time he talks on YouTube. Just because he puts up &quot;Christian W. Chandler&quot; in each of his stupid Flipnotes is any reason for ANYONE to ditch it. If it's his address or something, fine, but not his name. Let him wallow in his own misery when they find out who he is, not take the initiative.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_3D_Voice_Check&diff=100705 CWC 3D Voice Check 2010-06-30T23:49:15Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, &quot;And now for something completely different;&quot; after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].<br /> <br /> While Chris's impersonations aren't as bad as one would at first assume based on his [[Some_Favored_Comedians|previous]] [[Cheesy!|attempts]], they still display a complete lack of skill or practice, and are not impressive in the least.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]]. This was inspired by another 3D flipnote Chris commented on which he called &quot;geinus&quot; [sic]. This of course means that he'll be stealing it.<br /> <br /> The flipnote is later taken down, most likely due to [http://flipnote.hatena.com/rule-1-en Flipnote Hatena's] rules regarding copyright.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Flipnote<br /> | name = CWC 3D Voice Check<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|whQCzwAG2Ng}}<br /> | stardate = June 30, 2010<br /> | previous = [[For Women ONLY]]<br /> | next = TBA<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''[The flipnote is in &quot;3-D&quot;, though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simple 3-D style]''<br /> <br /> IN 3-D!<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> Some &quot;CWC&quot; Voice Checks<br /> <br /> ''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style &quot;Static&quot; in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''<br /> <br /> [[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: &quot;Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: &quot;I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat...&quot;<br /> <br /> Inspector Gadget: &quot;Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:<br /> <br /> Popeye: &quot;A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''<br /> <br /> And now for something completely different...<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> [[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]<br /> <br /> LOL!<br /> <br /> Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user]&lt;/s&gt; - The original file &lt;b&gt;(REMOVED&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> {{Stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100701 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:32:55Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>S'up guys, I'm new to the Chris-chan trollin scene. On Flipnote Hatena I go by id:thatfreakinpickle<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{PS3}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100700 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:26:22Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>S'up guys, I'm new to the Chris-chan trollin scene. On Flipnote Hatena I go by id:thatfreakinpickle<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{PS3}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100699 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:23:01Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>S'up guys, I'm new to the Chris-chan trollin scene. On Flipnote Hatena I go by id:thatfreakinpickle<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100698 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:20:36Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>S'up guys, I'm new to the Chris-chan trollin scene. On Flipnote Hatena I go by id:thatfreakinpickle<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Bisexual}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{bisexual}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100696 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:10:48Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>place holder<br /> <br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi|}}<br /> {{Hikikomori}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{Weeaboo}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Observer}}</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Xynar&diff=100686 User:Xynar 2010-06-30T23:01:04Z <p>Xynar: Created page with 'place holder'</p> <hr /> <div>place holder</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_3D_Voice_Check&diff=100684 CWC 3D Voice Check 2010-06-30T22:59:27Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, &quot;And now for something completely different;&quot; after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]].<br /> <br /> The flipnote is later taken down for unknown reasons.<br /> ===Transcript===<br /> ''[The flipnote is in &quot;3-D&quot;, though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simle 3-D style]''<br /> <br /> IN 3-D!<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> Some &quot;CWC&quot; Voice Checks<br /> <br /> ''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style &quot;Static&quot; in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''<br /> <br /> [[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: &quot;Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: &quot;I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat...&quot;<br /> <br /> Inspector Gadget: &quot;Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:<br /> <br /> Popeye: &quot;A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''<br /> <br /> And now for something completely different...<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> [[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]<br /> <br /> LOL!<br /> <br /> Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <br /> [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user] - The original file.<br /> <br /> {{Stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_3D_Voice_Check&diff=100683 CWC 3D Voice Check 2010-06-30T22:58:47Z <p>Xynar: Flipnote is gone</p> <hr /> <div>'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user CWC 3D Voice Check]''' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Unlike his previous heavy handed attempts at popularity and ego, Chris falls back on impressions, imitating those such as Optimus Prime, Meatwad, Inspector Gadget, and Popeye. He also plagiarizes [[Monty Python]]'s running joke, &quot;And now for something completely different;&quot; after ripping off this line, he mentions [[CWCFlyingElephants|Monty Python's Flying Elephants]].<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris tries his hand at 3D, but [[fail|it doesn't really work]].<br /> <br /> The flipnote is later taken down for unknown reasons<br /> ===Transcript===<br /> ''[The flipnote is in &quot;3-D&quot;, though very simplistically; there are overlapping red and blue versions of the drawing to give it a simle 3-D style]''<br /> <br /> IN 3-D!<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> Some &quot;CWC&quot; Voice Checks<br /> <br /> ''[4 Cartoon Characters, some of whom Chris has used before, appear one after the other on the screen, with a drawing of TV-Set style &quot;Static&quot; in between. Each one is voiced by Chris, giving some stock lines from each character. Listed below with their lines:]''<br /> <br /> [[Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]]: &quot;Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]]: &quot;I'm meatwad, I'm a ball of meat...&quot;<br /> <br /> Inspector Gadget: &quot;Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!:<br /> <br /> Popeye: &quot;A-g-g-g-g-g-g-gug! I eats me spinach every day!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''[Chris voices each screen after this in his terrible British accent.]''<br /> <br /> And now for something completely different...<br /> <br /> It's<br /> <br /> [[Monty Python|MONTY PYTHON'S]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|FLYING ELEPHANTS!]]<br /> <br /> LOL!<br /> <br /> Have a good and safe Day. Christian W. Chandler<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> <br /> [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002?in=user] - The original file.<br /> <br /> {{Stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Women_ONLY&diff=100502 For Women ONLY 2010-06-30T02:52:52Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user For Women ONLY]'' is Chris's latest addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]]. When his three attempts to post his infamous water maze dream failed, Chris went for a more subtle approach, calling out every [[Trolls|female member]] of Flipbook Hatena that has ''ever'' put a message in his works. Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it.<br /> <br /> [[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Msummers&diff=100495 User talk:Msummers 2010-06-30T02:37:24Z <p>Xynar: </p> <hr /> <div>If you're the Summers I think you are, consider yourself monitored. If not, I'm still watching you. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :This is the same Summers, and I'm not here to cause trouble. My actions on Flipnote Hatena are more to make Chris think he has actual fans than to actually cause trouble for other trolls, and if I'm hurting more than helping, simply tell me to stop, and I shall do so.<br /> <br /> I only wish to contribute to the cause.--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Just don't stroke his e-peen too much; it's prone to bending at unpredictable angles. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:05, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Hehe, I'll keep that in mind :P<br /> Like I said, I'm just here to help the cause, and if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to be of service.<br /> Also, since I'm unsure of the rules and I don't exactly want to get in trouble for constantly replying like this, if it would make things easier and it's not horribly rude to ask, I can give you my steam name. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 00:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Sorry about the crap i said telling you to shut up there. It was all part of the act to make it look like I'm a fan jealous of Chris enough that I try to do a &quot;meh&quot; attempt at impersonating him to help lure him into bigger traps such as your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Hey, it's all good, if anything, I thought it was funny. I actually hope to see more of you. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 02:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::* I like you. Not as much as I like Beat (which is an entirely unhealthy amount) but I do. How can I assist you, and do I need a DSi to do so? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::Actually, no DSi is required unless you're willing to make fun of Chris's antics using animation. You can still do text posts without a DSi using the website. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::Yeah, and at most, just be you :P All I really do is scour his flipnote page, add stars when I get bored, and watch for ANY comment I can reply to, which can end in hilarity sometimes...if I'm there, and you put something up there (and the system isn't being an asshole to me), I'll happily give you fodder to work with :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 03:06, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*Ronichu and I like eachother wholly unhealthy amounts! It's a destructive cycle. Anyways I've been watching your Flipnote comments. I was just doing the whole &quot;You suck Chris&quot; thing on there. I didn't expect him to add me to his favorites, so since then I've been trying to appear supportive of his awful creations without going too over the top, meaning more commenting with the DSI, and more drawings of Sonichu. The problem with Flipnote Hatena though, is that as near as I can tell there's no way to send private messages, and no way to really ensure Chris will see what you want him to see. The chances of him actually reading all his comments is slim, having him notice you is really more a matter of luck than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:46, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::* I figured as much. Anyway, to prevent getting Sydney'd again I've created an account with the name of a popular Japanese plant, along with a related noun. It should be really easy to spot who I am. I went with the Compliment Chris approach, at least until he notices me, then... I honestly have no plans beyond that- we'll see where it goes. Stage 1: Get noticed. Stage 2: Stage 3: Luls! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::* Incidently, how do I set my picture to something more interesting other than the blue man? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::I think their little wapanese-run system requires a monthly tugboat to buy into their &quot;PLUS!!1!&quot; crap to get a user picture, an idea so incredibly stupid it works on the minds of waps and DeviantAAARGH refugees. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::Hmm...it appears to be a slow day on Hatena, I'll try to look into finding a way to send private messages for you guys, not sure if I'll find anything though, but I know that mail thing HAS to be used for something. Also, I know it's rather noobish to ask, but how would I go about creating my userpage so it isn't a throne of suck? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::::Everyone's userpage sucks. Refer to mine for an example. If you want something slightly not godawful, just go on a few people's user pages and rip stuff off of theirs. Some templates and how to do video embedding can be found on my page, while you can upload pictures and stuff using the &quot;Upload File&quot; tab on the left and put that on your page (there's another example on my page, though if you want it as a thumbnail or gallery, you can either take that from someone else or just from an article). Typically, people [[User:Edward|segregate their user pages into different sections]], though I never really have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == New plan? ==<br /> <br /> Originally, I was to be a splinter cell, simply a person at Chris's side, giving him positive reinforcement to further his ego, however...something much more devious has come to mind. What would everyone happen to think about boosting his ego on FH to the point where he's starting to become smug chris, and then just swipe it all from under him? It's just a dumb thought from out of the blue after reading DJYellow's comment on the Hatena page, but it all seems rather devious. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:42, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Looking at this, I have to say that it would be difficult. Chris has shown an abnormal resilience to psychological damage in the past. He didn't care when his gal-pals &quot;died&quot; or were raped, he barely cared when Liquid married Casey, and he has shown no real care for other relations he's had online, such as for Regina or other people he's talked with by email. If you were to get him to smugness, it would take a lot more than just saying &quot;lol i dont like you&quot; for him to pay attention. It's much easier to let him hurt himself through his own ignorance and stupidity than to try to take him down alone. If you can come up with a more specific way to do it, I'm sure people will be interested in discussing it, but I promise you it wouldn't be easy. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:54, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :: I'm not talking about just having a fan say &quot;I don't like you&quot;, my friend. Unless I am misinterpreting what he said, DJYellow is a mod on flipnote hatena (Please correct me if I'm wrong on this, because otherwise I'll feel like more of an idiot than I alread do.) We all know he gets very depressed when something is taken from him, like a youtube account, or a PSN, for example...So, he has tons of adoring fans on Flipnote Hatena, when suddenly, he's banned from it. How do you think that would make him feel? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::An important thing to note is that absolutely everyone is important everywhere if you take what they say at face value. As far as I can tell, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11538353117452203795 DJYellow has a minor Flipnote account which has had no real love, and he is not an admin.] It seems that, because the number of stars given to his flipnotes is about 5x as large as the number of views they've had, he's been giving himself a lot of love and is just seeking more attention here.<br /> :::Looking at how Chris reacted when he lost his pride and joy, the CWCipedia, which culminated in a single video worth of stuff, I don't think he'd go into a major depression over the loss of his Flipnote profile. A normal person would see that they were losing everything they touched, and would probably get upset over it, but Chris [[Jerk|has]] [[Monthly Tugboat|always]] [[Jerkop|looked]] [[Chris and his Ego|at]] [[Chris and Psychology|the]] [[Adam Stackhouse|world]] [[Miyamoto|this]] [[Liquid|way]], and so to him this is just typical life and there's no saying if it would affect him at all. Not saying don't go ahead, but again, knocking him down a few pegs is something history has proven is usually best left to Chris himself. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Something I Just Realized ==<br /> <br /> Since you're somehow on Chris's good side, why not continue your plan to the point where you can acquire his email and get him to use AIM or Yahoo! Messenger? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Actually, because I can't use either of those things. My parents are very strict about what I download because they're very paranoid about viruses. So...at most, Skype or Steam. And if he tried to find my steam account, he would find not only quite a bit of my personal info (including the fact that I have a boyfriend...) which would ruin everything...<br /> <br /> I do have a Yahoo email though, so I might at least be able to get him to talk to me through that. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 17:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :If you're actually going to get in touch with Chris (Something I'm not about to recommend) the very least you should do is create E-mail addresses, Skype accounts, profiles, ect that have none of your personal information on them. For god's sake, don't give him anything real.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::What's funny is that it's very hard to tell what is 'real' with me...Only my steam account holds my real name, and everything else normally holds some sort of alias I've come up with over the years. Even if I do talk to Chris, everything he 'knows' about me will end up being information from someone completely non-existant.<br /> <br /> Makes me tempted to try something I did on Runescape back when I was just an idiot...hm.[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> #What did you try on Runescape?<br /> #Holy shit, you played Runescape?! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I played runescape for a while many years ago, and then I turned it into a bot account which is still going due to Jagex's shitty bot detection system. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:24, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :One, I went to popular clan chats and told people that I was an actual anthropomorphic fox, as in, an actual, real furry. It worked surprisingly well, there are people from that who are still friends with me to this day, who don't really know I was trolling them. I find it ironic though that it was the kids who would accuse me of lying and the adults who actually believed me. I want to see if this scheme would work on Chris, especially because the name I am using right now is the same name I used back then.<br /> <br /> :Two, I was thirteen at the time, and yes, I know I'll never live it down. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::It doesn't surprise me the adults believed you more than the kids. It's actually quite pathetic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::It's worse that my proof was just an really small crop of a Zen drawing. The kids saw it as a cartoon, the adults just saw it as a &quot;blurry photo&quot;. But, that's off topic. The question is, do you think Chris would fall for this?<br /> ::::Probably. I remind you that this is a man who believes he can recycle his semen by drinking it. He'll fall for anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::It's speculated that he things cartoon people are real. If you execute it right, it just may work. I suggest you find some way to explain why furries don't show themselves more in real life or something. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::I actually did that on Runescape. Apparently, there's a conspiracy theory in the government to keep furries secret, as regular people would not be accepting of them. I would use the story of the werewolf as evidence of this. It would normally work. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:48, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::Then let the hilarity begin! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::No. Chris is retarded, but he isn't that retarded. It won't work. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:26, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> 'Tis okay, I'm planning on using it as more of an afterthought than a troll plot, I first have to establish connection with him before I start really making any plans of what to do with it. Get on talking terms, then determine what to say. If the opportunity arises, of course, and he tries to get to know me more personally, I shall use this as my backstory. It seems to have worked on normal and intelligent people in the past, so we'll see what I can do with a delusional crazy person. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Uh-oh... ==<br /> <br /> I've been revealed in the comments, it seems. Well, it was fun while it lasted, and unless I can come up with a good argument to prove otherwise before Chris goes to look, I'm kinda screwed.<br /> <br /> At the very least, thanks for playing with me while it lasted, it was quite fun :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Hm...It appears to be crisis averted, the flipnote with the comment was deleted, so Chris may never see it. Anyways, it's time to stop messing around for right now as my parents need me, I shall be back in two hours to continue my patrolling of the flipnote comments, and I hope to see you all soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:01, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Nice job on today's performance. Did excellent during the vuvuzela part. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 23:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Thanks! You did well too, As did the others who participated...Troll-chan was a bit rude though, revealing me on the Cwcki, but it was all in good fun so it's not that big of a deal. Anyways, going to be going back to Hatena right now, if you're willing to join me in more fun. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::At the very least he believes you are a girl and fan since he gave you a shoutout in the latest flipnote. I say keep going! Maybe you can be his next boyfriend-free girl. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 02:33, 30 June 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Msummers&diff=100494 User talk:Msummers 2010-06-30T02:34:47Z <p>Xynar: /* Uh-oh... */</p> <hr /> <div>If you're the Summers I think you are, consider yourself monitored. If not, I'm still watching you. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :This is the same Summers, and I'm not here to cause trouble. My actions on Flipnote Hatena are more to make Chris think he has actual fans than to actually cause trouble for other trolls, and if I'm hurting more than helping, simply tell me to stop, and I shall do so.<br /> <br /> I only wish to contribute to the cause.--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Just don't stroke his e-peen too much; it's prone to bending at unpredictable angles. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:05, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Hehe, I'll keep that in mind :P<br /> Like I said, I'm just here to help the cause, and if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to be of service.<br /> Also, since I'm unsure of the rules and I don't exactly want to get in trouble for constantly replying like this, if it would make things easier and it's not horribly rude to ask, I can give you my steam name. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 00:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Sorry about the crap i said telling you to shut up there. It was all part of the act to make it look like I'm a fan jealous of Chris enough that I try to do a &quot;meh&quot; attempt at impersonating him to help lure him into bigger traps such as your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Hey, it's all good, if anything, I thought it was funny. I actually hope to see more of you. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 02:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::* I like you. Not as much as I like Beat (which is an entirely unhealthy amount) but I do. How can I assist you, and do I need a DSi to do so? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::Actually, no DSi is required unless you're willing to make fun of Chris's antics using animation. You can still do text posts without a DSi using the website. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::Yeah, and at most, just be you :P All I really do is scour his flipnote page, add stars when I get bored, and watch for ANY comment I can reply to, which can end in hilarity sometimes...if I'm there, and you put something up there (and the system isn't being an asshole to me), I'll happily give you fodder to work with :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 03:06, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*Ronichu and I like eachother wholly unhealthy amounts! It's a destructive cycle. Anyways I've been watching your Flipnote comments. I was just doing the whole &quot;You suck Chris&quot; thing on there. I didn't expect him to add me to his favorites, so since then I've been trying to appear supportive of his awful creations without going too over the top, meaning more commenting with the DSI, and more drawings of Sonichu. The problem with Flipnote Hatena though, is that as near as I can tell there's no way to send private messages, and no way to really ensure Chris will see what you want him to see. The chances of him actually reading all his comments is slim, having him notice you is really more a matter of luck than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:46, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::* I figured as much. Anyway, to prevent getting Sydney'd again I've created an account with the name of a popular Japanese plant, along with a related noun. It should be really easy to spot who I am. I went with the Compliment Chris approach, at least until he notices me, then... I honestly have no plans beyond that- we'll see where it goes. Stage 1: Get noticed. Stage 2: Stage 3: Luls! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::* Incidently, how do I set my picture to something more interesting other than the blue man? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::I think their little wapanese-run system requires a monthly tugboat to buy into their &quot;PLUS!!1!&quot; crap to get a user picture, an idea so incredibly stupid it works on the minds of waps and DeviantAAARGH refugees. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::::Hmm...it appears to be a slow day on Hatena, I'll try to look into finding a way to send private messages for you guys, not sure if I'll find anything though, but I know that mail thing HAS to be used for something. Also, I know it's rather noobish to ask, but how would I go about creating my userpage so it isn't a throne of suck? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::::::Everyone's userpage sucks. Refer to mine for an example. If you want something slightly not godawful, just go on a few people's user pages and rip stuff off of theirs. Some templates and how to do video embedding can be found on my page, while you can upload pictures and stuff using the &quot;Upload File&quot; tab on the left and put that on your page (there's another example on my page, though if you want it as a thumbnail or gallery, you can either take that from someone else or just from an article). Typically, people [[User:Edward|segregate their user pages into different sections]], though I never really have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == New plan? ==<br /> <br /> Originally, I was to be a splinter cell, simply a person at Chris's side, giving him positive reinforcement to further his ego, however...something much more devious has come to mind. What would everyone happen to think about boosting his ego on FH to the point where he's starting to become smug chris, and then just swipe it all from under him? It's just a dumb thought from out of the blue after reading DJYellow's comment on the Hatena page, but it all seems rather devious. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:42, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Looking at this, I have to say that it would be difficult. Chris has shown an abnormal resilience to psychological damage in the past. He didn't care when his gal-pals &quot;died&quot; or were raped, he barely cared when Liquid married Casey, and he has shown no real care for other relations he's had online, such as for Regina or other people he's talked with by email. If you were to get him to smugness, it would take a lot more than just saying &quot;lol i dont like you&quot; for him to pay attention. It's much easier to let him hurt himself through his own ignorance and stupidity than to try to take him down alone. If you can come up with a more specific way to do it, I'm sure people will be interested in discussing it, but I promise you it wouldn't be easy. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:54, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :: I'm not talking about just having a fan say &quot;I don't like you&quot;, my friend. Unless I am misinterpreting what he said, DJYellow is a mod on flipnote hatena (Please correct me if I'm wrong on this, because otherwise I'll feel like more of an idiot than I alread do.) We all know he gets very depressed when something is taken from him, like a youtube account, or a PSN, for example...So, he has tons of adoring fans on Flipnote Hatena, when suddenly, he's banned from it. How do you think that would make him feel? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::An important thing to note is that absolutely everyone is important everywhere if you take what they say at face value. As far as I can tell, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11538353117452203795 DJYellow has a minor Flipnote account which has had no real love, and he is not an admin.] It seems that, because the number of stars given to his flipnotes is about 5x as large as the number of views they've had, he's been giving himself a lot of love and is just seeking more attention here.<br /> :::Looking at how Chris reacted when he lost his pride and joy, the CWCipedia, which culminated in a single video worth of stuff, I don't think he'd go into a major depression over the loss of his Flipnote profile. A normal person would see that they were losing everything they touched, and would probably get upset over it, but Chris [[Jerk|has]] [[Monthly Tugboat|always]] [[Jerkop|looked]] [[Chris and his Ego|at]] [[Chris and Psychology|the]] [[Adam Stackhouse|world]] [[Miyamoto|this]] [[Liquid|way]], and so to him this is just typical life and there's no saying if it would affect him at all. Not saying don't go ahead, but again, knocking him down a few pegs is something history has proven is usually best left to Chris himself. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Something I Just Realized ==<br /> <br /> Since you're somehow on Chris's good side, why not continue your plan to the point where you can acquire his email and get him to use AIM or Yahoo! Messenger? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Actually, because I can't use either of those things. My parents are very strict about what I download because they're very paranoid about viruses. So...at most, Skype or Steam. And if he tried to find my steam account, he would find not only quite a bit of my personal info (including the fact that I have a boyfriend...) which would ruin everything...<br /> <br /> I do have a Yahoo email though, so I might at least be able to get him to talk to me through that. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 17:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :If you're actually going to get in touch with Chris (Something I'm not about to recommend) the very least you should do is create E-mail addresses, Skype accounts, profiles, ect that have none of your personal information on them. For god's sake, don't give him anything real.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::What's funny is that it's very hard to tell what is 'real' with me...Only my steam account holds my real name, and everything else normally holds some sort of alias I've come up with over the years. Even if I do talk to Chris, everything he 'knows' about me will end up being information from someone completely non-existant.<br /> <br /> Makes me tempted to try something I did on Runescape back when I was just an idiot...hm.[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> #What did you try on Runescape?<br /> #Holy shit, you played Runescape?! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I played runescape for a while many years ago, and then I turned it into a bot account which is still going due to Jagex's shitty bot detection system. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:24, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :One, I went to popular clan chats and told people that I was an actual anthropomorphic fox, as in, an actual, real furry. It worked surprisingly well, there are people from that who are still friends with me to this day, who don't really know I was trolling them. I find it ironic though that it was the kids who would accuse me of lying and the adults who actually believed me. I want to see if this scheme would work on Chris, especially because the name I am using right now is the same name I used back then.<br /> <br /> :Two, I was thirteen at the time, and yes, I know I'll never live it down. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::It doesn't surprise me the adults believed you more than the kids. It's actually quite pathetic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::It's worse that my proof was just an really small crop of a Zen drawing. The kids saw it as a cartoon, the adults just saw it as a &quot;blurry photo&quot;. But, that's off topic. The question is, do you think Chris would fall for this?<br /> ::::Probably. I remind you that this is a man who believes he can recycle his semen by drinking it. He'll fall for anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::It's speculated that he things cartoon people are real. If you execute it right, it just may work. I suggest you find some way to explain why furries don't show themselves more in real life or something. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::::I actually did that on Runescape. Apparently, there's a conspiracy theory in the government to keep furries secret, as regular people would not be accepting of them. I would use the story of the werewolf as evidence of this. It would normally work. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:48, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::::Then let the hilarity begin! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::No. Chris is retarded, but he isn't that retarded. It won't work. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:26, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> 'Tis okay, I'm planning on using it as more of an afterthought than a troll plot, I first have to establish connection with him before I start really making any plans of what to do with it. Get on talking terms, then determine what to say. If the opportunity arises, of course, and he tries to get to know me more personally, I shall use this as my backstory. It seems to have worked on normal and intelligent people in the past, so we'll see what I can do with a delusional crazy person. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Uh-oh... ==<br /> <br /> I've been revealed in the comments, it seems. Well, it was fun while it lasted, and unless I can come up with a good argument to prove otherwise before Chris goes to look, I'm kinda screwed.<br /> <br /> At the very least, thanks for playing with me while it lasted, it was quite fun :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Hm...It appears to be crisis averted, the flipnote with the comment was deleted, so Chris may never see it. Anyways, it's time to stop messing around for right now as my parents need me, I shall be back in two hours to continue my patrolling of the flipnote comments, and I hope to see you all soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:01, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Nice job on today's performance. Did excellent during the vuvuzela part. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 23:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Thanks! You did well too, As did the others who participated...Troll-chan was a bit rude though, revealing me on the Cwcki, but it was all in good fun so it's not that big of a deal. Anyways, going to be going back to Hatena right now, if you're willing to join me in more fun. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::At the very least he believes you are a girl and fan since he gave you a shoutout in the latest flipnote. I say keep going! Maybe you be his next boyfriend-free girl. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 02:33, 30 June 2010 (UTC)</div> Xynar