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2001

2012-06-10T07:27:12Z

Yaanu:

[[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2001'''.]]
[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|In '''2001''', Chris lost touch with [[Kellie Andes]].]]
[[Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|thumb|Cake Chris made for his mother's 60th birthday in '''2001'''. It features Sonichu...]]
[[Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|Early [[Sonichu]] art.]]
The year '''2001''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 19 years old. One thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his man boobs.

==Events of 2001==
===February===
* Sometime - Chris launches his Bionicle website.
* 13 February - Chris updates [[CWC's PokéSite 2]]. He adds some images.
* 21 February - Chris creates the "_______'s [[Sonichu]]" card.
* 22 February - [[Rosey]], the offpsring of a [[Rosechu]], is conceived by Chris.
* 24 February - Christian's 19th birthday.
===March===
* 1 March - Chris creates the Racing Sonichu card.
* 6 March - Chris makes an Archie Comics cover for "[[Sonic The Hedgehog]] vs. Sonichu".
* 14 March - [[Vamprosa]], Rosechu's evolution, is born.
===May===
* 28 May - Chris joins [[eBay]].

===June===
* 6 June - Christian makes a CD called "Linda Ronstadt (En Espanol)."<ref>[[:File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg]]</ref>
* 19 June - Shadow the Hedgehog's first appearance, in ''Sonic Adventure 2''. He would later be ripped off as [[Blake]].
===July===
* 12 July - Christian shoots the "[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#Unfinished CWCville Tour|tour of lego-CwCville]]" video for his [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* 29 July - "Old" ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #1 comes out.
===August===
* August - Chris starts working at [[Wendy's]].
* Summer - Chris loses touch with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]].
===September===
* 11 September - Chris goes shopping with [[Barbara]]. Also, Chris is allegedly "[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|saddened]]" by the [[terrorist]] attacks on the World Trade Center. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]'s mother ([[Kacey]]'s grandmother) dies in the WTC.

===October===
* October - According to Chris's résumé, this was when he stopped working at Wendy's. However, other sources say that this happened before September 11th.
* 1 October - Barbara turns 60. Chris puts Sonichu on her cake.
===November===
* 17 November - Chris creates the Mystery-to-Solve card.
* 29 November - Chris creates the [[Tobacky|Hooked on Sonichu]] card.

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

28 October 2011

2012-04-17T01:47:08Z

Yaanu: /* Aftermath */

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[[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerks|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and [...] a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October<ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=323013&searchType=offender</ref><ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=125674&searchType=offender</ref>, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System] & [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html Charlottesville City Circuit Online Case Information]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - To be presented to the grand jury on both felony charges.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges.
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. [[Wikipedia:Nolle prosequi|Nolle prosequi]] on the trespass and assault; the failure to stop goes to Circuit Court.
* 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - To be presented to the grand jury on felony charge.
* 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment

== Civil suit ==
Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.
The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM.

Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.

Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.<ref>http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf</ref>

On April 5th, Snyder was awarded full Protection Orders against both Chris and Barbara. A Protection Order can last up to two years and violation of the Protection Order can result in both civil and criminal charges.

== Aftermath ==
[[File:Card.PNG|thumb|Chris's only chance.]]

On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

In the February Facebook leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge"' as opposed only to those in colours other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the Game Place a "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by "hiding and weaving around the parked cars" and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].

==Email?==
Someone purporting to be in contact with Chris leaked an email, supposedly from the manbaby himself, shedding some light on the events of October 28. While the validity of the email is disputed, [[Surfshack Tito]] confirmed on [[/cwc/]] that the events of October 28 are basically the same as that described in the email.

http://pastebin.com/Tm9EMppU

Particularly telling is Chris stating that Michael Snyder wanted to lure him in with an announcement of a "Pokemon tournament on the 22nd", despite Michael himself saying [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA in this video] ''(that Chris himself used as proof)'' that he ''really'' hoped that Chris didn't show up.

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris
File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara
File:PO-BARB.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Barb.
File:PO-CHRIS.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Chris.
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.
File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)
File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]

Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T23:30:57Z

Yaanu: Fixed John Ritter's Nutsack.

==Q01==
{{quoteboxred|Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Not really. I was just going to ride it out to a certain point. Like any other relationship, I would have broke it off if things got stale.}}
==Q02==
{{quoteboxred|Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I liked Evangelion to an extent but it was my good friend who was the real fan. He wanted Chris to watch it. I basically said "Oh, you should watch this, you'll enjoy it" and that's what kicked it off. Chris said he liked the sex scene between Misato "and that guy" but that Rei melting everywhere made him uncomfortable. He was familiar with Evangelion but not really a heavy watcher.}}

==Q03==

{{quoteboxred|How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Chris called me a lot- it would have been impossible to keep track of how often. I'd just pick up and talk to him then.}}

==Q04==

{{quoteboxred|How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Basically I would plant the seed and Chris would sow it. I'd occasionally suggest small details like what someone would wear or which friends I would want included or whatever. For the wedding comic, I just suggested that we have a wedding comic to prove himself to me. I made a few suggestions but he pretty much did it all on his own. 
With the honeymoon comic, I said something like "I want a honeymoon comic" and he did things like have my dad, [[Officer Keino]], make an appearance. Though… I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).}}

==Q05==

{{quoteboxred|Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Like Lady Gaga would say, I think he was born that way. :(}}

==Q06==

{{quoteboxred|Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I really haven't been following trolling in Chris since I've been playing golf in Heaven with Boudicca and Lilith so I'm not really sure. But, I really don't think either method is effective. Neither result will help nor harm Chris in the long run.}}

==Q07==

{{quoteboxred|Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|No.}}

==Q08==

{{quoteboxred|Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|For the first question, it never felt like a chore because I'd only pick up when I wanted to and we'd have fun. It stopped being fun towards the end. It got kinda sketchy and I felt uncomfortable. It got too personal. As for the second part, you'll see a thorough answer further down...}}

==Q09==

{{quoteboxred|The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST) }}

{{quotebox|I was often amused by Chris, perplexed, and impressed. But he wasn't really that bad, he would just gross me out. }}

==Q10==

{{quoteboxred|When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I didn't talk to Rocky. We had constant problems with Rocky as did Bob and Barb. It didn't just affect me and Josh, but Chris's home life. She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.}}

==Q11==

{{quoteboxred|This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I mentioned the dress explicitly. I told him I loved the video and I loved the dress. I thought, "If I'm going to get married at the circus, let's go all out".}}

==Q12==

{{quoteboxred|If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Nothing, because I am [[Chris and death|dead]].}}

==Q13==

{{quoteboxred|Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go? --[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Yes, keep scrolling!}}

==Q14==

{{quoteboxred|How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?

--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I confronted him about the bounced check and he admitted to using his parents' cards on PSN. Bob later told me Chris was nicking small change from Barb and that he knew Chris was stealing from them via their credit cards.}}

==Q15==

{{quoteboxred|Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) ''[minor edit for grammar]''}}

{{quotebox|If Chris showed up at my house, I'd call my dad and yell "RAPE!". I wouldn't be worried about actual rape but just because Chris brings trouble. I'm also pretty certain Purrell doesn't clean feces… I don't want him touching me with those hands.}}

==Q16==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Everything Chris does impresses me. Whether it's backstabbing me or wooing me, I have always been impressed. I loved when one of Chris' videos to me was on the radio. Why would I record myself? I'm just having fun with my good buddy Chris.}}

==Q17==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST) }}

{{quotebox|Already answered the first part. As for the second part, there's no surefire recipe to get Chris to do what you want him to do. If Chris likes you, he likes you. It's just purely a matter of chance.}}

==Q18==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|Yes to all the above. I don't know how far the rabbit hole goes, and I didn't want to find out.}}

==Q19==

{{quoteboxred|Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|SOUL CALIBER.}}

==Q20==

{{quoteboxred|This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|I felt bad for Chris when Josh was ripping him off until I found out that Chris was ripping Josh off as well. I feel bad for his parents. They did make him, but they also had to endure problems themselves. There's some mental illness in the family, I bet. I don't think Chris can get better because all the influences in his life suck.}}

==Q21==

{{quoteboxred|Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Vegas, baby. Vegas.}}

==Q22==

{{quoteboxred|What was the grossest thing Chris ever said to you? I think other people have already asked this but how did you get Chris to start talking to you and did he ever get a "real" picture of you? (as in a picture of a random person from the internet) Or was Chris just going off of drawn pictures?[[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 19:01, 9 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Chris was going off the drawing alone. The grossest things he said to me were anything involving his bodily functions, him sleeping in the the products of said bodily functions. Oh and "sammies".}}

==Q23==

{{quoteboxred|Was it hard to play it straight when talking to Chris on the phone? Did you ever break character, or just start cracking up? [[User:darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 22:21, 9 February 2011 (CST)}}

{{quotebox|If I was bored, I was bored. If I laughed, I laughed. I hid nothing. A lot of it was me saying "yeah, yeah, uh huh". I just had him call me back. Whatever I felt, I made no secret of.}}

==Q24==

{{quoteboxred|Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{insert interview HERE}
Actually, John Ritter’s Nutsack, I do have a select few!


During the time of CWCiki’s successful contact, I was busy in heaven getting my nails did. I’ve got a super shade color here, Blue Satin #461 by Chanel. I paid 48-H Quarters at the Church of the Miraculous Nordstrom for it…

I remember that there was a time when my entire existence filtered through this color, blue. Battery Blue… paired with Mellow Yellow- and so very much brown.

In the beginning, I used to watch the Chris videos with various friends because he reminded me of different peers from high school (my graduating class was upwards of 500 individuals. More peers always ment a higher challenged population roaming the hallways unattended).

I wanted to surprise a good friend by getting a shout out from Chris for us. When I finally achieved this he said her name wrong during the recording. I phoned him back and pointed out the error. Chris promised to get right to amending this mistake. No big deal, right?

Well, this pretty much set the tone for our entire relationship.

Before the Emily date occurred, when I initially phoned Chris, I was subjected to a quiz by his parents. I spoke to Bob first.

"Hi! I'm such and such, from such and such. Oh, I know Chris from INSERT PLACE HERE.”

Bob responded by urging me to slow down. He said some endearing terms, though I don't remember the specifics. Politely, he informed me that he had to get his wife because “she's in charge of messages for Chris”.

He passed me to Barb. At first, it seemed like she was content to just chitchat. Out of nowhere, she interjected (while I was telling her about New England). “I'm sorry, I have to get my pad o' paper."

I'm pretty sure it was a trusty spiral-bound notebook that she used frequently, because I could hear a lot of paper being flipped about.

We begin again and she listed off the following questions:

"Your name?
Middle name?
Last name?
Dad's name?
Mom's name?
What they did for a living?
Divorced or married?
First, second, marriage?
Siblings?
Any cousins nearby?
Where you live?
Any family in Charlottesville?
Favorite color?
What High school did you attended?
Presently in College?
Major?
Was that your first choice?
Did you have a "secondary major"?
Any pets?
Do you still live with your parents?
Roommates?
Your roommate's name?
Roommate’s birth date?
How tall are you?
What do you look like?...”

Next, she asked what my culture was. I said Irish. She also asked my eye and hair colors, body type (despite already stating such when asked “how I looked”). Again, she asked for my roommate's birth date (apologies were given for being forgetful, but there was no re-mentioning of her notebook’s presence).

I had called the house phone because when I tried his cell he had a recording stating that if you want to talk to him, to call his house phone (later, he would add to “speak with parents”).

Barb’s impromptu quiz went on for a half hour. Pretty loopy situation but she was nice to me. She kept referring to me as "dear" and what-not. Though, she continued doubled check things and asked me to repeat from five or ten minutes ago up until the very end of the session. At long last, Barb passed Chris the phone.

Chris initially wouldn't talk, at all. He was super quiet, and would penetrate the silence with an occasional “yeah” and “mmyeah”. I'm not sure if his parents were in the room but I aimed to fill in the gaps. I really wanted that shout out.

The time spent talking with Chris was monumentally less than the time with Barb. I spoke to him maybe fifteen minutes tops, and the majority of it was a struggle.

Eventually, he agreed to a shout out. The video was primarily aimed at Emily for missing their date (which I had zero idea about). Once done making excuses for blanking on the stood-up girl, he did the shout out and said the name wrong.

I phoned him back and informed him of the disappointment my friend and I shared. I asked him, point blank, “if you can't remember her name, how could you remember mine?"

Chris profusely apologized… and than went on for twenty minutes about Burnout Paradise. Compared to the other call, it was as if I were speaking with a completely other guy.

"Oh yeah! If things don't work out with [[Emily]] I would consider you for my new heartsweet."

Suddenly, I was pretty uncomfortable. I told him such was probably didn’t need to be considered as Emily really seemed to be his type. Despite this, Chris continued on. He said he wanted to move away from sexual stuff because his last girlfriend “really wore him out”. Apparently, his dick would hurt during the act and would stay sore afterwards.

Emily and the Pickle Man happened. I would later find out that Chris was extremely proud that he did not defecate in his pants when he first saw the Pickle Man. Chris’ only thoughts, at the time, were: "Am I pooing myself? I hope I don't poo myself."

Pickle Man left with Emily, then there were the hookers and after Clyde called him, Chris called me. For the rest of our relationship, Chris would be the primary initiator of our phone calls. Only after the completion of a long-term project, or a fuck up would I phone him.

During this call he wasn't so broken up about Emily as he was pissed about the Pickle Man. He was really pissed about Clyde making his mom upset, too. He said his Dad took care of the hookers, though he was brief on the details.

After Chris launched back into video games for a bit, he switched topics.

He told me that since Emily hadn’t worked out he’d like for me do him the honor of… I told him we could see how things went between the two of us. I wanted to take it slow because I really didn’t know him that well. Plus, My dad usually likes to check out guys first. Chris assured me that he too liked to take things slow- and that he could be my man.

He asked about my Sonichu character. I completely blanked. I had briefly mentioned the existence of such during our initial call to get onto his good side. I told him my character's name was Luckette. Chris was disgusted and thought this name sounded “too French”. He recommended something more American, like Daisy!

I had to rush to draw my character and I sent him that. I included some fan art along the way, too. The drawing of my Sonichu character got cropped in Gimp so it dropped the 'e' from the end of “Luckette”. Chris really hated this change. He added that I could improve on my handwriting, too. “You could write hearts over the 'I's".

From the get-go, he would never complement my drawings. He would always find something wrong with them. Like, "This character looks like she has three legs and very bruised eyes”.

He asked me about the drawing of myself. He wanted to know if “the drawing was true to real life”. I didn’t know what to say, so he added: "Is it accurate?". I agreed. He did a nervous laugh and said: "Woahhhh, I could get use to that”!

We then had a really deep discussion about what my character was. Instead of a sheep, Chris said she could be a Flaffy. I mentioned Mareeps and was quickly shut down. Chris than went on about a Sneasel named Reginald…

Chris returned to the subject of names. He insisted that he didn't approve of the French name, or the cropped out “e”. I gave in. I told him I was going to change it to a few other things but he wasn’t pleased with any of these suggestions, either. Finally, I came up with Layla next. I chose Layla because it sounded like a hooker's name- not because of Clapton (though I do like that song!). I thought Chris would moan but he was thrilled. She sounded beautiful!

"I bet my Reginald would find your Layla VERY sexy! I think Reginald would like to take Layla on a date. I think Reginald would like to Layla to McDonald's…”

Chris suddenly told me that he wanted the two to get busy in the McDonald's bathroom. “I bet that before the second part of their date, they could take a potty break and Reginald would leave the door open to be a flirt and they could exchange some kisses," Chris told me. Chris also made mention of them washing their hands together.

Just like Chris wasn’t won over by my names, I wasn’t exactly buying the idea of Layla hooking up with this Reginald. I told Chris that Layla would find Punchy more her type. She's into the Asian persuasion, y’know. Chris was caught off guard.

He could have sworn I knew that Punchy and Angelica was an item. I replied that not everyone ends up with their sweetheart. Chris didn't end up with YOUR high school sweetheart, did he? Nope. Well, nor did I- as I was presently single, after all. “that makes the two of us," Chris giggled. I said the two people could fall in love at any point in their life. He got excited and declared that meant Angelica could help Reginald feel better about himself.

Chris said "I love you”. Now, and whenever else he’d say this I would never say it back, I would say "I'm sure you do" or do something like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM this].

That call was the 19th of March. That same day, he released the edit of the shout out video.

The next time he called me, it was the first time I brought up the 'Holding Out For a Hero' video. He said he'd consider it as. Despite just meeting me, I told him I already “felt a connection with him. I feel like you're my hero. I have this vision of you rescuing me from my school on a horse. I want you to make a video just like that." At this point he was all in.

He asked me if I would ever sing for him in return. He said how he sung with his mom and compared himself to Bing Crosby. He wanted me to sing him an “old song” "I want you to sing me an old song”. I found a video my friend had send me earlier [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7l2HNbGiLM this video] and sing-talked. He wanted me to record this but I told him I didn't have any equipment of that nature. Instead, I taught him the song and he followed along and sang over me. He didn't know the lyrics.

I informed Chris that I would really like it if he sang MY favorite song, too. He threw in some ideas, saying he wanted to make a comic for it. This was great! Although, I was hoping he'd animate it, I was still really impressed that he just had these ideas to begin with.

Sadly, we got into a little tiff because I wanted the Bonnie Tyler version of “Holding out for a Hero” because he already had the Frou frou version from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. He wanted to use that one instead of “spending more coke reward points on the same song”. I didn't like that version. The Bonnie Tyler version reminded me of my Dad. He backed off and agreed to look it up on youtube.

When we caught up again he was really annoyed. He couldn’t identify Bonnie’s gender and preferred the Frou Frou version as “we could slow dance to it”.

I told him again that I preferred Bonnie because of my Dad. Chris sighed and complied, saying he’d allow this sort of thing just this one time. I squealed! “Eeeeeeeeeeeee” just like Bionic in that one comic with hearts in my eyes and such. I asked if he could have it done the next day or so…

It took him about six days to deliver the video. He called before I watched and said he did it all with his PSeye. He wanted to know when I was going to get MY PSeye? (I had revealed that I had a ps3 previously in passing) and he released the video.

The video opened with him looking enthused and diddling about on his plastic guitar. I recall thinking he looked a bit like the guy that had did in John Lenon during those first few frames. Soon, however, it got really good. I never asked why he put the cards in the video, though.

My favorite part was when he started really rocking out and did the guitar solo over his head. Pure delight.

A few days down the line, I asked for a tour of his house. When I visited Chris, I wanted to feel like I was already at home. I wanted my first time walking in his house to be like “yeah, I belong here', and I desired to know where everything is. He preferred to just show me his bedroom. But… how did he get to his bedroom? He offered the garden but no dice. He chuckled and agreed.

Couple days later, I got a phone call pretty early in the morning from Chris. He was freaked out! The previous night a guy claiming to be Clyde (sounded nothing like him based on Chris' impression) left a voice mail saying that he wanted to KILL Chris! After calming him down, I told Chris that I highly doubted that the caller was anywhere near Chris. He was going to be okay. Chris told me that he ”was upset and... things had happened." During this call I would learn all about Chris’ bathroom troubles. He told me had gotten scared and shat himself.

In addition, his mom basically had a vendetta about doing his laundry these days, too, because of this habit of shitting himself when he was stressed or emotional. Whenever Chris would annihilate his pants to some degree he'd simply dump (teehee) his soiled garments in the laundry without taking care of them first. Each time Barb would do laundry, without fail, there’d be a very special surprise waiting for her. This sort of thing had happened since Chris was a kid but it got worse after school completed. His doctor suggested that Chris could change his diet or try exercising to help things. Chris told the doctor he wanted a pill. Since the issue wasn’t anything clinical, the Doctor told Chris that he could wear protective garments, especially since Chris couldn't feel the mess unless he moved around- long after the deed had been completed. "But that's for babies!" Chris clarified by screaming at me. The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “butt garments”.

Barb really wanted Chris to at least try the liners but he was determined. So, Barb stated that she would no longer do his laundry. Though, after that Liquid Clyde call, Barb offered to wash his sheets- the next day. He said he when he had woken up in the middle of the night it had been "a big one”. But, instead of racing off to tell his Mom, Chris climbed out of bed and decided to hide from Clyde by putting one big stuffed animal in the middle of the bed with a pair of sunglasses across it’s face.

Chris hid on the couch and covered himself in stuffed animals. He didn't want to sleep in his bed because of the mess he made, and because “that would be where Clyde would look for him”. If Clyde had infact broken into Chris bedroom that night it was easy to see how Chris potentially would have worked- although not in the way he intended.

After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." He said that it had about him and me in a pool, and that as he had been my hero, I could be his heroine too- his “God’s angel mermaid”. He stated that when he woke up there was yet another mess but "not a bad mess”. “Oh, you had a wet dream?"

Chris giggled and said: "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"

He added that it was the first pleasant dream he had had in some time… and repeatedly kept corrected me about "sticky dreams”.
After this dream, Chris returned to obsessing over Clyde. I asked Chris what he was going to do about Clyde and was informed that he intended to phone the police - eventually. I pointed out that Clyde was out of the local police's jurisdiction (federal wasn’t mentioned) as Clyde resided now in Australia, after all. Chris didn’t understand what jurisdiction meant, but recognized Australia was too far for Virginia’s boys in blue to visit by car.

I told Chris that he was being too passive. He needed to take charge and be a man. His first confrontation video ended up being kind of lackluster. Others followed and slowly Chris progressed up the ladder… only to get distracted once again.

The next video was one explaining bodily functions to my cousin, Flora (as Chris was an unrivaled expert on this topic). At first he was kind of uncomfortable making it, but I persuaded him that farts were completely natural (like his other ailments) and that he had nothing to worry about. Chris predictably warmed up to the topic and surprised us all by singing for the finale an acoustic ditty of his own.

He produced a steady stream of videos until Rocky made the scene. She appeared March 30th. After she showed up, he decided he didn't want anything to do with youtube. This was a major problem though. Youtube was the only way I could see by boyfriend’s God-given face. He eventually gave in and returned to youtube upon agreement that videos uploaded needn’t stay public. Once viewed and saved onto my ipod, they would each be deleted from his page.

I started to encourage him to stand up for himself, overall, and get that darn ED page taken down. Clyde and ED were all one and the same. Around this time, Chris and Rocky discovered legi0n. Chris was overwhelmed by the colors and sensations of the forum, but before he closed the window, he saw a photoshop of him “as an angel protecting cwcville”. He loved that picture so much.

Around the same point Vanessa Hudgens appeared. She got Chris really excited because she promised him fame and glory in movies. I had a bad feeling about her though. All of Vanessa’s video requests seemed to require Chris’ nudity. I wondered if she was trying to make Chris into a porn actor rather than the next Disney sweetheart? I didn't ask too many questions though, because I had to agree that Chris was a born star.

Chris didn't trust Joshua Martinez, whom had introduced the two. Every time he talked to Vanessa, he had to go through Josh. Chris thought that Josh was hogging her. At the same time, however, Chris was content to play by Josh’s rules.

I gave Chris the idea for his next domain name, cwcville.com. He was fairly hung up on purchasing sonichuandrosechuforever.com (or an alternative name of the same nature if his first choice was revealed to be already occupied). However, he was quickly swayed by cwcville.com as it was still proclaimed one of his many creations. We had the hopes that he'd make the new site into a big portal that would feature BRAND NEW, NEVER RELEASED, and ORIGINAL material. He registered the domain via godaddy instead of geocities. He selected "godaddy" as it made him think that it was a family friendly domain registrar or something (thus more trustworthy and accepting of his content).

After cwcville.com was established, Chris started on episode 19. While working on pages he made some fanart of Layla and Punchy swapping underwear. I had suggested Chris draw Punchy in women’s underwear sometime (to symbolically display an acceptance of Chris’ interests). When I saw the finished product, I noticed he had shoehorned Layla in there as well. “They both have to do it,” he insisted, “together forever”. Before coloring the final piece he decided to sketch out a one-off of Layla blowing Punch while in wearing boxers.

His plan for episode 19 involved their date at McDonalds. Chris kept talking about how they'd have sex in the bathroom. He also made a ham-fisted analogy between Punchy/Layla and him/myself. He said that our first date would be at McDonalds, too, and his desire to fuck me in the lavatory. Chris claimed that he normally didn’t approve of sex before marriage, but he was a modern man now who changed with the times. I asked him if Punchy would have the condom, but Chris was adamant that Punchy didn’t have pockets and was insulted when I referenced cartoon loopholes. He tried to suggest that Layla had the condom, but I wouldn't let him as Layla is not that kind of girl. Chris eventually decided that Layla could choose when and when not to birth.

After that pressing matter got resolved, he declared that they were "going to have some fun". Chris also wanted to include queefing. There was an episode of South Park that aired right before this, so it's obvious that's where he got the queefing idea. Though, he never did bring the show up (at least, in reference to queefing). Instead, he acted like he was suddenly concerned about women's problems. I thought this was weird, but backed up his argument by referencing his incontinence problems. He said that because I accepted his perpetual mud butt, it should be OK for him to be supportive of queefers and include it within the upcoming comic.

I thought that was a great idea! And since I knew about the episode of South Park, I suggested he get glitter and put it in the comic, too. He ended up getting stickers instead. And sadly, in the final cut, he ended up coloring over the queef entirely. I was very disappointed.

While Layla and Punchy were on their date, Layla got a greek salad with ranch dressing, pickles on the side, and a diet coke. She was watching her figure, after all, implored Chris. Punchy offered her some free fries as they sat across from one another at the day-glo dinner table. Hailing back to her petting zoo roots, Layla ate them from his hand, careful not to nip any wayward digits.

This instance, along with the fact that Punchy had tolerated her gassy vagina, really wowed Layla. She was so impressed that when they went for their "potty break", she ended up fucking the echidna-hitmon-chu.

Chris went into detail about how this unfurled: He said that Punchy had gone to the men’s room and had left the door ajar while he used the facilities. After simultaneously “relieving himself and flirting with Layla” he decided to visit her in the women’s bathroom. They selected the handicapped stall in which to have sex because of the extra elbowroom. After their bathroom escapades, they head to Layla's house to eat again (possibly dessert? Chris intended no innuendos).

Meanwhile, Reginald is a jealous little spunk. Originally, Chris had really dramatic ideas planned for Reginald. The blue Sneazelchu was going to slash Punchy's tires. He also was supposed to walk in on Punchy and Layla having sex in the McDonald’s bathroom.

I'm fairly certain that all of this hilarious material was axed from the comic because Chris had been showing Rocky his crafts and basically censored himself in the process. To me, however, he simply said he wanted to keep things "TV-Y7".

While Chris was working on all this, he had a new dream. After a few rage videos against Clyde, the unpleasant troll dreams had ceased. His latest bizarre dream involved the show “Hey Arnold”. He asked me if I remembered Hey Arnold and when I answered yes, he shrieked: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A FOOTBALL HEAD!” After I picked the phone back up off the floor he apologized and assured me that had been his "Helga Pataki coming out".

Next, he performed several impressions of the Hey Arnold characters that all sounded eerily similar to one another... In particular, he was especially proud of his Phoebe because she sounded like Angelica Rosechu. Phoebe wanted to stick around for quite awhile but eventually Chris let me in on his dream.

It started off with him skiing on a mountain with Arnold. They went off a steep jump and flew/floated through space. When they returned to Earth, they landed in the ocean atop a pair of identical surfboards. Chris high fives Arnold and sees everyone on the beach cheering for them.

He then began rambling on about his many cats and Patti (in Heaven, she prefers to hang around with former First Kitty, Sox). He asked me if I had pets and I told him that I had two hermit crabs, Crass and Champ. I told Chris that they were married and he suddenly became very interested in the vivacious pair. Always open-minded, he didn't even ask their genders. I don’t think Chris ever did find out that they were both males…

It was after I mentioned Crass and Champ that he started talking about visiting the crustaceans and I in real life. He asked me what I would think if I woke up one day and rolled over to find him lying next to me, formerly spooning? Chris would be smiling fondly at me, and would I return this? Or perhaps begin squealing with delight? I asked how he'd manage to get into my dorm room in the first place. He said he'd arrange something with my roommate as she “was clearly supportive of our union”. Despite being fairly certain my roommate wasn’t a shipper fangirl, I made sure to point out to Chris that he most likely wouldn't even have been able to get into the building.

He changed game plan. He said he'd just show up at my Starbucks job. He would be excited to see "his sweetie serving treaties". He was also really stoked about getting free drinks while there, and wanted to know if he could get free food, too. I had an inkling that McDonalds would be but a distant memory after he had the ability to save those burger dollars and fill up on toffee bars.

He than announced that he intended to stroll up to the counter and order.

“I’ll have a caramel macchiato, caramel on the side. I’ll have it on my lover, later on.”
Chris decided to upload a video greeting the crabs and I. This was the “notoriously creepy” video that ended up on the radio stations. I will always hold dear how much he loved my crabs… and how eager he was to take them for “walkies”.

The next video I requested was for him to get all dolled up for a date with me. I wanted him to mime what our magical first date would be like. Somewhere along the way McDonalds was forgotten. Had Chris and I grown too close for him to uphold this sacred courtship step? I’m thinking the comic took care of such necessary details (and saved him a few bucks in the process). So, instead of elaborating about me rolling over for fries he decided to bring a special guest on the show: a sex doll with my drawn face on it.

After seeing those videos, I asked Chris how church went. We ended up getting onto the topic of Easter. Chris started rambling about Easter hunts and how he was upset that he no longer received presents or chocolate anymore. With a stiff upper lip, he accepted that he didn’t get these things, however, because he is “now man, not a little boy”.

I asked him to relive his favorite childhood Easter memories in a video. I also requested he wear his "Easter best". His interpretation of this request was the bunny hop video. Crayola red graced his nose but, sadly, he decided to use permanent markers for his bunny whiskers. He whined about how hard it was to get off and how he was “stuck blushing”.

At this time, Chris loved having a schedule and regular work. I gave him an assignment of three comic pages a day. On the weekend he was to color the completed pages. After the bunny hop video, he had to be persuaded to upload the pages on time because he was tired from scrubbing the permanent marker off of his face.

A couple days later I discovered, through the grapevine, that Chris had been cheating on me with Vanessa. I insisted that I wasn't angry with Vanessa but I was angry with him, although Chris kept pleading with me not to blame Vanessa. I decided to punish him by requesting a video of him spanking himself. Although my intention wasn't that he be naked, Chris decided to kill two birds with one stone and film the spanking video immediately after the shower video he made for Vanessa. I had repeatedly asked for Chris to upload the video, per usual, to youtube and he point-blank refused. After viewing the video, needless to say I knew why.

Some troll sent Chris a package of “butt garments” in the mail. Barb thought that they were samples from their doctor, so she kept them, just in case. Chris was angry that she was keeping the diapers and tried to steal them from her multiple times, but he failed. Barb squirreled them away in her room.

My roommate was also really offended that Chris cheated on me and insisted that a mere spanking wasn't an acceptable punishment. She suggested he wear the diapers and label his crotch as "unfit for collection". During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his medallion and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to “still look good for me”.

Afterwards, he had to sneak the remaining diapers back into his mother's room. Given this atonement, Chris’ mood returned to normal. He began discussing his plans for meeting up with me again and blamed his unfulfilled libido on his temptation to cheat. He had never mentioned this resurgence of “needs”. Just like with the Easter discussion, and many discussions before, Chris reminded me that he was “a man”. He made to sure to add that Julie had been “forever ago by now”, too.
Chris blamed me for why he cheated on Vanessa, and stressed it wasn't Vanessa's fault. He said he felt neglected because his needs weren't being met.

"You said Julie wore you out," I told him.

"But that was forever ago!!" Chris protested.

I asked him why he was telling me all this now but had never gave me a prior explanation. I followed this up by asking what kinds of needs he had. The response wasn’t entirely pleasant. Some of the conversations were as such:

He fantasized about us being married together. I told him I was going to for my PhD in Art History and wanted to take my time [when it came to marriage]. He said he'd do art as well when we were married, but as a “writer/artist”. I’d come home from a long day of work… then Chris have to go to work. I’d cook. Chris wanted know if I would mind if, he was really stressed out, if he could go to the strip club on the way home? I was taken aback. He was supposed to be telling me about how he had needs. Were these it? He continued by elaborating that if he was especially stressed, this would allow me to continue cooking without his stress interrupting the process.

So, I asked him what we’d do if I had sexual needs?

“I’m sorry, what?” was the reply.

I re-iterated that women have sexual needs, too. He understood. I continued: “therefore, if I'm stressed out, do I get to go to the strip club?"

Chris was very confused. He told me that there were women already there. I offered a male strip club. Chris told me he didn’t think we had those in Virginia. I asked Chris what if we had a threesome and he said he'd be okay with such. I added that wanted a second man to join us. I received another “what” before he proclaimed that he no longer wished to discuss such topics.

Chris next asked me about my art phd. I told him about how I wanted to be a museum curator. I asked about his college degree and he said he would use it to draw his comic. I didn’t understand how this work, given the nature of his degree. I concluded that this would mean I was the breadwinner. Chris chimed in that "yeah, we're modern like that”.

I asked what would happen when we procreated. He said that when had Crystal, I’d have to take a time out from working. Without hesitation, I asked what if I didn't like the name Crystal? After some disgruntled sighs, I started on about how Crystal was a stripper name. He got upset. Chris always knew his Daughter was supposed to be named Crystal- God told him so! I asked him what if God told me that MY daughter's name wasn’t crystal, and he got mad. I flat out told him that if I'm the bread winner and was going to carry the kid and go through labor that I should at least have say in the naming process. Besides, he’d have his stripper friends named Crystal, having a baby named such too would be overkill. He kinda broke down about it and he said we’d discuss such things when the time actually came.

Chris was, once again, suddenly turned on. We got back on the subject of what we would do if we met and how I'd be coming down to Ruckersville when I graduated. He was getting fairly frisky and wanted to get all intimate. Chris wanted to know how I’d go down on him. He told me that if he ate something before the deed how I too would taste it. I remember asking him about Country Cookin’ around this point to move the topic along. Since he goes there a lot, after all. Chris said eats spinach and dessert first, then eat chicken. From Chicken we returned to… I indulged him. I asked him what would he eat beforehand? He said he'd eat these things immediately, and they’d be strawberries.

I asked him if it’d taste like "strawberry milk”? "No, just strawberries". The subject of recycling his semen was visisted. I asked him to enjoy some strawberries on video and then try to see if his afterbirth tasted like strawberries, too. He said he didn't have strawberries in his house because they’d just spoil in the Chandler’s fridge. I asked him if he had chocolate and he said "yeah, some chocolate syrup for chocolate milk!”. So, I told him to try that instead. Though, he said he'd “do it all together on camera”...

I'd try to keep the calls short because otherwise he'd talk for two hours. 15 minutes was always the ideal length for me. I called him back when he said the video would be done. Chris said he didn't have any chocolate syrup so he opted instead for orange Fanta. Chris downed it.

On the 16th, after Chris had shown me the video privately, Clyde hacked Chris's website and leaked multiple videos. The spanking video, and Chris dancing about in the shower with an imaginary me. When I saw that video I asked him about it. He said it was for Vanessa. Chris was ready to take on nude roles. As mentioned, I asked for the spanking video but I didn't ask for it to be in nude. Now I knew why it had been. I purposely did not want any nudes of Chris.

Chris thought Clyde "interrupted the stream" as opposed to hacking his website with his password or something like that. So, he never changed a thing with godaddy.

The next day, Chris spoke with Vanessa again and reported to me about how he was behaving even though she was up on her ways. He never thought twice about telling me about how much Vanessa wanted him. I cried about how I felt he was still cheating on me and he made the video kissing the blow up doll. Unsatisfied, I wanted a video where he swore on the bible that he wouldn't cheat on me again but instead he simply quoted verses. Though I appreciated the effort, it still wasn’t enough. I asked him if he remembered all the old videos he rid of? Like that one video where shot Adam Stackhouse? He did. I asked if he would upload it since it made him look like a badass and might scare off Clyde. He said it’d be like he was defending me! Indeed, two birds – one stone.

I later re-discovered how much I had enjoyed Christian and the Hedgehog boys when it first hit the e-waves. I asked Chris to make an album another album. Chris wanted to include his girlfriend- and the crabs. I gave him song ideas and he went to town with them. Some of them were long, though, and he kinda got bored. That’s why the songs in toward the end were not as creative as the first few. Like "Paradise by the Seashore Light”.

When the album was released and I shared it with all my friends. Just like everything else, Clyde got ahold of it. I remember asking why Layla was included on the cover. Chris said she wanted to join and was the stage manager. She was peaking out from behind the curtains- not being a dismembered floating head.

Even after all the tears, Chris began letting slip about his planned meetings with Vanessa around town. They decided to meetup at long last. Josh got Chris to go to the JMU campus with a sign and every time Chris would think he saw her, she would disappear. Chris stressed how didn't want to use that sign so he decided on wearing a hat, too. I thought Vanessa and I could be friends but josh had other intentions. He wanted to exploit Chris for money and would do this by going through Vanessa.

Josh claimed to have very strong ties to the FBI and threatened to hack into Chris’ ps3. Josh wanted to monitor Chris 24/7 as punishment for not meeting up with Vanessa not giving her the "presents” she had requested. I was upset to learn about the times Chris had gone out with Joshua to TGI Fridays. During one date, Chris didn't have enough money for food because he spent his week’s allowance on the previous time they went out. Josh just ordered a meal for himself and ate it in front of him while Chris watched. Chris just got a slushie drink and asked for refills. The waitress did not like this.
Later on, Chris discovered that he was being mocked by Clyde again. I suggested Chris perform a string of videos to prove to Clyde, once and for all, that Chris meant business. This included baring his fangs at the camera and giving the PSeye a good smack ‘round. Sadly, nothing worked with Clyde…

At TGI Fridays, Josh got Chris to pay for his meals. He kept telling Chris that they would go meet Vanessa. Every time Vanessa failed to show and Josh would enjoy the meal on Chris' dime, obviously.

Once, the proposed meeting place was at JMU. Chris went there with a sign looking for Vanessa, but only found campus police. While there, Chris donned a hat and tried to keep a low profile.

I discovered that Chris was driving all over the place looking for Vanessa, and at JMU in particular, I began to doubt Chris' loyalty. Chris recommended a simple video reiterating his promises to me, but I insisted that, this time, such was not good enough. I suggested a full-blown marriage ‘what if?’ comic/video and he proposed. My Daddy, whom always reminded me of Coach McGuirk, made his first appearance in the comic.

Chris really loved the Coach McGuirk idea. He spoke with my father on the phone and wowed him with stories about him being in the cub scouts. Daddy, meanwhile, quizzed Chris. What was his home life like? What was his game plan for the future? Chris, proudly, informed Daddy that his job was “writing Sonichu updates”. Daddy asked: “what the fag is that, son?”. Chris changed the topic…

All of my friends made an appearance in the wedding comic. I also suggested the November Rain wedding dress as, since I was already at the big top, I might as well dress for the occasion, too. Chris decided that he would have to wear his clown shirt in the comic- not because of the ceremony’s theme, but because no one would recognize him if he was wearing a normal suit alone. No, the medallion was not enough.

It was in this comic that he finally put to use stickers originally intended for Layla's feminist queef. They were made the petals for flower girl, Ching Chong, to scatter. Celion Dion was chosen as the background music because… well, Meatloaf had a hangover and I don’t think Chris would have been comfortable with Elton John, even if the man had previously played at Crass and Champ’s ceremony (therefore insuring us a recommendation discount!).

Clyde showed up again, dropping more Vanessa info and videos. It was after that that Chris attempted to meet up with Vanessa once more. A wild goose chase ensued. Every time Chris showed up at a prospective meeting place, he received a call stating that Miss. Vanessa was at another joint. On that one night, Chris drove around the Charlottesville area, looking for Vanessa from 6 pm to 2 am.

The following day was a particularly dense call time for Chris and I. All in all, I received more than 30 calls in a single 24 hour period from Chris (I had decided to ignore him for that one day). When I finally did pick up, Chris wasn’t happy but nor was I. He had worried me by not phoning the day of the Vanessa excursion. So, to make up for it, Chris drew us the honeymoon comic.

I asked why he had included six glade plug-ins with our suite. Chris claimed that a single one wasn’t strong enough for his small bedroom so a suite would require much, much more. Things were about to get dirt-ay, after all! Plus, there was that whole thing with Chris defecating whenever he experienced a sincere, triggering, emotion…

While drawing the honeymoon comic, Chris wanted to draw his penis life sized. I called him to find out what was holding things up and Chris revealed that he had taken a break to cuddle with Mommy. After considering the situation, Chris decided to hand off the phone to Barb. Barb was, surprisingly, very friendly. She had been such during my initial quizzing, but now her guard was completely brought down. Chris was, however, impatient because Barb had interrupted him while he was drawing his dick. His dick was bent in the comic because I didn't want him whitewashing history and pretending his dick had no curve to it. As previously implied, the theme of our relationship had always been one of acceptance (and feces).

Chris claimed the speed lines across our bodies were due to the “camera zooming in on the goodies”. After Barb finally left the room, Chris settled on just tracing his dick. The tracing was his idea to simplify the process of drawing his dick accurately (and so he wouldn’t have to look at it for too long). He attempted to trace his “small sack” with it’s “lots of cum” but eventually gave up and winged it.

Chris asked if my comic self had any powers so I made up a sort of fursona analogue to Chris-Chan Sonichu. One surprise in the comic was the re-appearance of my father, giving permission for Chris to deflower me. I appreciated Chris asking Daddy… before asking me. Chris gave his "scout's honor" to take care of me.

After that dastardly Clyde intercepted the honeymoon comic it went public. In addition, all these debauched accounts of sex and freewheeling fecal matter reached poor, innocent Ching Chong's ears. She had become confused and terrified of my poor, insane, boyfriend. I suggested that Chris make a video explaining his behavior and why it’s natural. Honestly, I primarily requested an explanation of the leaked spanking video, but Chris offered a bonus discussion about his poopoo problemos and navy consumption. This video, in particular, became very notorious across the internet (and airewaves) on such sites as hiphop superstars and more.

To cover his ass to Rocky, he made a follow-up video disavowing responsibility, and blaming me for mention (and revelation) of his worse moments to the world.

During all of these events, Chris began to have sleeping problems. He complained that he couldn’t turn off his brain when falling asleep, and that he couldn’t wake his brain when getting up in the morning.

I decided to stick to Chris’ canon of me. I suggested he share these problems with the world! Since he was slipping on his comic schedule, anyways, I added he make more videos and other content to put out. Quizzes, quizzes, and more quizzes was Chris’ response. Although, during this time he made a wikipedia page, too.

At one point, Chris told me that he detested the word "sammies" (diminutive for sandwich). He hated the word because when he took up fucking his bed pillow, he always folds it around his dick like a sandwich. The word "sammy" reminded him of this practice and it embarrassed him. Mayo was not mentioned at any point…

Discussion of the Autism papers was brought up during our relationship, too. It is no secret that Chris likes to use his handicap as a crutch. I would often tell Chris that he wasn’t handicapped. but instead that he was handicapable. He had a car, right? And Charlottesville was his playpen to embrace and explore forever more. However, Chris insisted that his Autism was a burden. I requested to learn more about his diagnosis. If we were to have children, would our offspring be at risk for the disease? Chris did not like this term. Though, he was willing to look into the matter— of the sake of little Roberta Latrine (formerly Crystal Weston). It was quickly discovered that the papers were locked up in a hutch with the key’s constantly on Bob’s person. The subject was not touched upon again.

Eventually, he had one more chat with Officer Keino. It was revealed during this time that Chris had gone to the police because of Josh - and with Rocky. As previously stated, Chris kept mentioning going to the police, but I didn't think he’d actually do so as that would entail explaining things to his parents. Also, Bob and Barb have always been extremely afraid of the authorities. For years, Bob has burnt all troll mail they receive in a barrel in the backyard (troll gifts, however, were consumed by the family or put to use).

Bob hid the vast majority of troll material from Barb.

The breaking point for Bob and Barb had been Josh. He had sold Chris a PSP with a non-existent feature for a higher price than a normal PSP. Chris made no secret of intention of giving his old PSP to Vanessa.

While Josh was scamming Chris, Chris scammed Josh back by giving him a bad check. Bob and Barb end up agreeing to go to the police with Rocky to catch Josh and ONLY Josh. They agree ONLY to discuss matters regarding Josh as they were handling "Clyde and the trolls on their own terms".

Taking advantage of the situation, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb at the station by monopolizing and domineering the police’s help. She pushed for the authorities to investigate all the trolls- and Ivy, as well. Despite his parents protests, Rocky went against their wishes and ignored their harbored anxiety.

Needless to say, I was pretty pissed. While Bob/Barb and Josh continued their feud over a PSP, I broke up with Chris over his betrayal. Chris, however, didn’t stop calling. After two days, Daddy and I had to have Bob tell Chris to leave our family alone.

During this call, Bob told me that he and Barb were planning on going up with Chris to visit me at Boston University! Initially, Chris intended to visit alone but was concerned about visiting as my University's website featured an ethnically diverse student body. Bob and Barb decided to join and had begun saving up for the entire family's vacation.

The trip was called off because Barb discovered Chris was stealing from her purse. He had been sneaking small changed for awhile (in addition to using their credit cards on PSN), but recently it had become larger and larger amounts. I had known about the cards on PSN but Chris had told me such things “was in the past”. He did, however, stress that his parents were unaware of his five-finger-discounts. Chris’ pocket-book thievery was revealed at the police station to everyone.

Sadly, the events during this time period really got to Barb and Bob mentioned that she threatened to kill herself.

Bob continued the conversation and informed me that he would handle Josh. Bob didn’t trust the police to help because Chris was also a guilty party, and had previous run-ins (six to seven incidents, he stated). So, Bob intended to save the matter for small claims court. As for the trolls, Bob was convinced that Megan (“that CRUEL, GERMAN, girl” he dubbed her) was behind the evil doings. He revealed that the Chandlers had started getting harassed back in 1999 by a man named Jamie Dunn (who also tried to land Bob in the slammer). Furthermore, Bob stated that there were people in the world penning thesis’ about Chris for their degrees.

Bob no longer trusted Rocky. Bob said he'd tell Chris to stop calling me and at the same time, he requested that he use my father's clout to help catch Josh.

Although Bob was rather pushy he did back off soon after- with a heavy heart, and respectfully so. He made one final plea that I re-consider. Chris and his family required “all the help they could get”. Bob said I could trust him, that he was “as clean as they get”. Unlike Rocky, Bob never thought I was a troll. Bob and Barb had always polite to me, kind even. It was a tragedy that things had to end the way things did- that Chris still had no concept of the word “no”.

Bob asked if I wanted to speak with Chris. Bob wanted us to keep talking. At the very least, if I decided to stick to my guns, he asked if I’d say goodbye to his son. I had to decline- to go back now and hear his voice again would have been too painful…

And than I killed myself.

Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T23:29:17Z

Yaanu: Quote box'd the whole lot, save for Q24.

==Q01==
{{quoteboxred|Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Not really. I was just going to ride it out to a certain point. Like any other relationship, I would have broke it off if things got stale.}}
==Q02==
{{quoteboxred|Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I liked Evangelion to an extent but it was my good friend who was the real fan. He wanted Chris to watch it. I basically said "Oh, you should watch this, you'll enjoy it" and that's what kicked it off. Chris said he liked the sex scene between Misato "and that guy" but that Rei melting everywhere made him uncomfortable. He was familiar with Evangelion but not really a heavy watcher.}}

==Q03==

{{quoteboxred|How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Chris called me a lot- it would have been impossible to keep track of how often. I'd just pick up and talk to him then.}}

==Q04==

{{quoteboxred|How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Basically I would plant the seed and Chris would sow it. I'd occasionally suggest small details like what someone would wear or which friends I would want included or whatever. For the wedding comic, I just suggested that we have a wedding comic to prove himself to me. I made a few suggestions but he pretty much did it all on his own. 
With the honeymoon comic, I said something like "I want a honeymoon comic" and he did things like have my dad, [[Officer Keino]], make an appearance. Though… I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).}}

==Q05==

{{quoteboxred|Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Like Lady Gaga would say, I think he was born that way. :(}}

==Q06==

{{quoteboxred|Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I really haven't been following trolling in Chris since I've been playing golf in Heaven with Boudicca and Lilith so I'm not really sure. But, I really don't think either method is effective. Neither result will help nor harm Chris in the long run.}}

==Q07==

{{quoteboxred|Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|No.}}

==Q08==

{{quoteboxred|Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|For the first question, it never felt like a chore because I'd only pick up when I wanted to and we'd have fun. It stopped being fun towards the end. It got kinda sketchy and I felt uncomfortable. It got too personal. As for the second part, you'll see a thorough answer further down...}}

==Q09==

{{quoteboxred|The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST) }}

{{quotebox|I was often amused by Chris, perplexed, and impressed. But he wasn't really that bad, he would just gross me out. }}

==Q10==

{{quoteboxred|When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I didn't talk to Rocky. We had constant problems with Rocky as did Bob and Barb. It didn't just affect me and Josh, but Chris's home life. She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.}}

==Q11==

{{quoteboxred|This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I mentioned the dress explicitly. I told him I loved the video and I loved the dress. I thought, "If I'm going to get married at the circus, let's go all out".}}

==Q12==

{{quoteboxred|If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Nothing, because I am [[Chris and death|dead]].}}

==Q13==

{{quoteboxred|Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go? --[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Yes, keep scrolling!}}

==Q14==

{{quoteboxred|How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?

--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|I confronted him about the bounced check and he admitted to using his parents' cards on PSN. Bob later told me Chris was nicking small change from Barb and that he knew Chris was stealing from them via their credit cards.}}

==Q15==

{{quoteboxred|Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) ''[minor edit for grammar]''}}

{{quotebox|If Chris showed up at my house, I'd call my dad and yell "RAPE!". I wouldn't be worried about actual rape but just because Chris brings trouble. I'm also pretty certain Purrell doesn't clean feces… I don't want him touching me with those hands.}}

==Q16==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Everything Chris does impresses me. Whether it's backstabbing me or wooing me, I have always been impressed. I loved when one of Chris' videos to me was on the radio. Why would I record myself? I'm just having fun with my good buddy Chris.}}

==Q17==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST) }}

{{quotebox|Already answered the first part. As for the second part, there's no surefire recipe to get Chris to do what you want him to do. If Chris likes you, he likes you. It's just purely a matter of chance.}}

==Q18==

{{quoteboxred|Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|Yes to all the above. I don't know how far the rabbit hole goes, and I didn't want to find out.}}

==Q19==

{{quoteboxred|Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|SOUL CALIBER.}}

==Q20==

{{quoteboxred|This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)}}

{{quotebox|I felt bad for Chris when Josh was ripping him off until I found out that Chris was ripping Josh off as well. I feel bad for his parents. They did make him, but they also had to endure problems themselves. There's some mental illness in the family, I bet. I don't think Chris can get better because all the influences in his life suck.}}

==Q21==

{{quoteboxred|Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Vegas, baby. Vegas.}}

==Q22==

{{quoteboxred|What was the grossest thing Chris ever said to you? I think other people have already asked this but how did you get Chris to start talking to you and did he ever get a "real" picture of you? (as in a picture of a random person from the internet) Or was Chris just going off of drawn pictures?[[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 19:01, 9 February 2011 (PST)}}

{{quotebox|Chris was going off the drawing alone. The grossest things he said to me were anything involving his bodily functions, him sleeping in the the products of said bodily functions. Oh and "sammies".}}

==Q23==

{{quoteboxred|Was it hard to play it straight when talking to Chris on the phone? Did you ever break character, or just start cracking up? [[User:darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 22:21, 9 February 2011 (CST)}}

{{quotebox|If I was bored, I was bored. If I laughed, I laughed. I hid nothing. A lot of it was me saying "yeah, yeah, uh huh". I just had him call me back. Whatever I felt, I made no secret of.}}

==Q24==

{{quoteboxred|Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter&39;s Nutsack|John Ritter&39;s Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)}}

{insert interview HERE}
Actually, John Ritter’s Nutsack, I do have a select few!


During the time of CWCiki’s successful contact, I was busy in heaven getting my nails did. I’ve got a super shade color here, Blue Satin #461 by Chanel. I paid 48-H Quarters at the Church of the Miraculous Nordstrom for it…

I remember that there was a time when my entire existence filtered through this color, blue. Battery Blue… paired with Mellow Yellow- and so very much brown.

In the beginning, I used to watch the Chris videos with various friends because he reminded me of different peers from high school (my graduating class was upwards of 500 individuals. More peers always ment a higher challenged population roaming the hallways unattended).

I wanted to surprise a good friend by getting a shout out from Chris for us. When I finally achieved this he said her name wrong during the recording. I phoned him back and pointed out the error. Chris promised to get right to amending this mistake. No big deal, right?

Well, this pretty much set the tone for our entire relationship.

Before the Emily date occurred, when I initially phoned Chris, I was subjected to a quiz by his parents. I spoke to Bob first.

"Hi! I'm such and such, from such and such. Oh, I know Chris from INSERT PLACE HERE.”

Bob responded by urging me to slow down. He said some endearing terms, though I don't remember the specifics. Politely, he informed me that he had to get his wife because “she's in charge of messages for Chris”.

He passed me to Barb. At first, it seemed like she was content to just chitchat. Out of nowhere, she interjected (while I was telling her about New England). “I'm sorry, I have to get my pad o' paper."

I'm pretty sure it was a trusty spiral-bound notebook that she used frequently, because I could hear a lot of paper being flipped about.

We begin again and she listed off the following questions:

"Your name?
Middle name?
Last name?
Dad's name?
Mom's name?
What they did for a living?
Divorced or married?
First, second, marriage?
Siblings?
Any cousins nearby?
Where you live?
Any family in Charlottesville?
Favorite color?
What High school did you attended?
Presently in College?
Major?
Was that your first choice?
Did you have a "secondary major"?
Any pets?
Do you still live with your parents?
Roommates?
Your roommate's name?
Roommate’s birth date?
How tall are you?
What do you look like?...”

Next, she asked what my culture was. I said Irish. She also asked my eye and hair colors, body type (despite already stating such when asked “how I looked”). Again, she asked for my roommate's birth date (apologies were given for being forgetful, but there was no re-mentioning of her notebook’s presence).

I had called the house phone because when I tried his cell he had a recording stating that if you want to talk to him, to call his house phone (later, he would add to “speak with parents”).

Barb’s impromptu quiz went on for a half hour. Pretty loopy situation but she was nice to me. She kept referring to me as "dear" and what-not. Though, she continued doubled check things and asked me to repeat from five or ten minutes ago up until the very end of the session. At long last, Barb passed Chris the phone.

Chris initially wouldn't talk, at all. He was super quiet, and would penetrate the silence with an occasional “yeah” and “mmyeah”. I'm not sure if his parents were in the room but I aimed to fill in the gaps. I really wanted that shout out.

The time spent talking with Chris was monumentally less than the time with Barb. I spoke to him maybe fifteen minutes tops, and the majority of it was a struggle.

Eventually, he agreed to a shout out. The video was primarily aimed at Emily for missing their date (which I had zero idea about). Once done making excuses for blanking on the stood-up girl, he did the shout out and said the name wrong.

I phoned him back and informed him of the disappointment my friend and I shared. I asked him, point blank, “if you can't remember her name, how could you remember mine?"

Chris profusely apologized… and than went on for twenty minutes about Burnout Paradise. Compared to the other call, it was as if I were speaking with a completely other guy.

"Oh yeah! If things don't work out with [[Emily]] I would consider you for my new heartsweet."

Suddenly, I was pretty uncomfortable. I told him such was probably didn’t need to be considered as Emily really seemed to be his type. Despite this, Chris continued on. He said he wanted to move away from sexual stuff because his last girlfriend “really wore him out”. Apparently, his dick would hurt during the act and would stay sore afterwards.

Emily and the Pickle Man happened. I would later find out that Chris was extremely proud that he did not defecate in his pants when he first saw the Pickle Man. Chris’ only thoughts, at the time, were: "Am I pooing myself? I hope I don't poo myself."

Pickle Man left with Emily, then there were the hookers and after Clyde called him, Chris called me. For the rest of our relationship, Chris would be the primary initiator of our phone calls. Only after the completion of a long-term project, or a fuck up would I phone him.

During this call he wasn't so broken up about Emily as he was pissed about the Pickle Man. He was really pissed about Clyde making his mom upset, too. He said his Dad took care of the hookers, though he was brief on the details.

After Chris launched back into video games for a bit, he switched topics.

He told me that since Emily hadn’t worked out he’d like for me do him the honor of… I told him we could see how things went between the two of us. I wanted to take it slow because I really didn’t know him that well. Plus, My dad usually likes to check out guys first. Chris assured me that he too liked to take things slow- and that he could be my man.

He asked about my Sonichu character. I completely blanked. I had briefly mentioned the existence of such during our initial call to get onto his good side. I told him my character's name was Luckette. Chris was disgusted and thought this name sounded “too French”. He recommended something more American, like Daisy!

I had to rush to draw my character and I sent him that. I included some fan art along the way, too. The drawing of my Sonichu character got cropped in Gimp so it dropped the 'e' from the end of “Luckette”. Chris really hated this change. He added that I could improve on my handwriting, too. “You could write hearts over the 'I's".

From the get-go, he would never complement my drawings. He would always find something wrong with them. Like, "This character looks like she has three legs and very bruised eyes”.

He asked me about the drawing of myself. He wanted to know if “the drawing was true to real life”. I didn’t know what to say, so he added: "Is it accurate?". I agreed. He did a nervous laugh and said: "Woahhhh, I could get use to that”!

We then had a really deep discussion about what my character was. Instead of a sheep, Chris said she could be a Flaffy. I mentioned Mareeps and was quickly shut down. Chris than went on about a Sneasel named Reginald…

Chris returned to the subject of names. He insisted that he didn't approve of the French name, or the cropped out “e”. I gave in. I told him I was going to change it to a few other things but he wasn’t pleased with any of these suggestions, either. Finally, I came up with Layla next. I chose Layla because it sounded like a hooker's name- not because of Clapton (though I do like that song!). I thought Chris would moan but he was thrilled. She sounded beautiful!

"I bet my Reginald would find your Layla VERY sexy! I think Reginald would like to take Layla on a date. I think Reginald would like to Layla to McDonald's…”

Chris suddenly told me that he wanted the two to get busy in the McDonald's bathroom. “I bet that before the second part of their date, they could take a potty break and Reginald would leave the door open to be a flirt and they could exchange some kisses," Chris told me. Chris also made mention of them washing their hands together.

Just like Chris wasn’t won over by my names, I wasn’t exactly buying the idea of Layla hooking up with this Reginald. I told Chris that Layla would find Punchy more her type. She's into the Asian persuasion, y’know. Chris was caught off guard.

He could have sworn I knew that Punchy and Angelica was an item. I replied that not everyone ends up with their sweetheart. Chris didn't end up with YOUR high school sweetheart, did he? Nope. Well, nor did I- as I was presently single, after all. “that makes the two of us," Chris giggled. I said the two people could fall in love at any point in their life. He got excited and declared that meant Angelica could help Reginald feel better about himself.

Chris said "I love you”. Now, and whenever else he’d say this I would never say it back, I would say "I'm sure you do" or do something like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM this].

That call was the 19th of March. That same day, he released the edit of the shout out video.

The next time he called me, it was the first time I brought up the 'Holding Out For a Hero' video. He said he'd consider it as. Despite just meeting me, I told him I already “felt a connection with him. I feel like you're my hero. I have this vision of you rescuing me from my school on a horse. I want you to make a video just like that." At this point he was all in.

He asked me if I would ever sing for him in return. He said how he sung with his mom and compared himself to Bing Crosby. He wanted me to sing him an “old song” "I want you to sing me an old song”. I found a video my friend had send me earlier [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7l2HNbGiLM this video] and sing-talked. He wanted me to record this but I told him I didn't have any equipment of that nature. Instead, I taught him the song and he followed along and sang over me. He didn't know the lyrics.

I informed Chris that I would really like it if he sang MY favorite song, too. He threw in some ideas, saying he wanted to make a comic for it. This was great! Although, I was hoping he'd animate it, I was still really impressed that he just had these ideas to begin with.

Sadly, we got into a little tiff because I wanted the Bonnie Tyler version of “Holding out for a Hero” because he already had the Frou frou version from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. He wanted to use that one instead of “spending more coke reward points on the same song”. I didn't like that version. The Bonnie Tyler version reminded me of my Dad. He backed off and agreed to look it up on youtube.

When we caught up again he was really annoyed. He couldn’t identify Bonnie’s gender and preferred the Frou Frou version as “we could slow dance to it”.

I told him again that I preferred Bonnie because of my Dad. Chris sighed and complied, saying he’d allow this sort of thing just this one time. I squealed! “Eeeeeeeeeeeee” just like Bionic in that one comic with hearts in my eyes and such. I asked if he could have it done the next day or so…

It took him about six days to deliver the video. He called before I watched and said he did it all with his PSeye. He wanted to know when I was going to get MY PSeye? (I had revealed that I had a ps3 previously in passing) and he released the video.

The video opened with him looking enthused and diddling about on his plastic guitar. I recall thinking he looked a bit like the guy that had did in John Lenon during those first few frames. Soon, however, it got really good. I never asked why he put the cards in the video, though.

My favorite part was when he started really rocking out and did the guitar solo over his head. Pure delight.

A few days down the line, I asked for a tour of his house. When I visited Chris, I wanted to feel like I was already at home. I wanted my first time walking in his house to be like “yeah, I belong here', and I desired to know where everything is. He preferred to just show me his bedroom. But… how did he get to his bedroom? He offered the garden but no dice. He chuckled and agreed.

Couple days later, I got a phone call pretty early in the morning from Chris. He was freaked out! The previous night a guy claiming to be Clyde (sounded nothing like him based on Chris' impression) left a voice mail saying that he wanted to KILL Chris! After calming him down, I told Chris that I highly doubted that the caller was anywhere near Chris. He was going to be okay. Chris told me that he ”was upset and... things had happened." During this call I would learn all about Chris’ bathroom troubles. He told me had gotten scared and shat himself.

In addition, his mom basically had a vendetta about doing his laundry these days, too, because of this habit of shitting himself when he was stressed or emotional. Whenever Chris would annihilate his pants to some degree he'd simply dump (teehee) his soiled garments in the laundry without taking care of them first. Each time Barb would do laundry, without fail, there’d be a very special surprise waiting for her. This sort of thing had happened since Chris was a kid but it got worse after school completed. His doctor suggested that Chris could change his diet or try exercising to help things. Chris told the doctor he wanted a pill. Since the issue wasn’t anything clinical, the Doctor told Chris that he could wear protective garments, especially since Chris couldn't feel the mess unless he moved around- long after the deed had been completed. "But that's for babies!" Chris clarified by screaming at me. The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “butt garments”.

Barb really wanted Chris to at least try the liners but he was determined. So, Barb stated that she would no longer do his laundry. Though, after that Liquid Clyde call, Barb offered to wash his sheets- the next day. He said he when he had woken up in the middle of the night it had been "a big one”. But, instead of racing off to tell his Mom, Chris climbed out of bed and decided to hide from Clyde by putting one big stuffed animal in the middle of the bed with a pair of sunglasses across it’s face.

Chris hid on the couch and covered himself in stuffed animals. He didn't want to sleep in his bed because of the mess he made, and because “that would be where Clyde would look for him”. If Clyde had infact broken into Chris bedroom that night it was easy to see how Chris potentially would have worked- although not in the way he intended.

After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." He said that it had about him and me in a pool, and that as he had been my hero, I could be his heroine too- his “God’s angel mermaid”. He stated that when he woke up there was yet another mess but "not a bad mess”. “Oh, you had a wet dream?"

Chris giggled and said: "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"

He added that it was the first pleasant dream he had had in some time… and repeatedly kept corrected me about "sticky dreams”.
After this dream, Chris returned to obsessing over Clyde. I asked Chris what he was going to do about Clyde and was informed that he intended to phone the police - eventually. I pointed out that Clyde was out of the local police's jurisdiction (federal wasn’t mentioned) as Clyde resided now in Australia, after all. Chris didn’t understand what jurisdiction meant, but recognized Australia was too far for Virginia’s boys in blue to visit by car.

I told Chris that he was being too passive. He needed to take charge and be a man. His first confrontation video ended up being kind of lackluster. Others followed and slowly Chris progressed up the ladder… only to get distracted once again.

The next video was one explaining bodily functions to my cousin, Flora (as Chris was an unrivaled expert on this topic). At first he was kind of uncomfortable making it, but I persuaded him that farts were completely natural (like his other ailments) and that he had nothing to worry about. Chris predictably warmed up to the topic and surprised us all by singing for the finale an acoustic ditty of his own.

He produced a steady stream of videos until Rocky made the scene. She appeared March 30th. After she showed up, he decided he didn't want anything to do with youtube. This was a major problem though. Youtube was the only way I could see by boyfriend’s God-given face. He eventually gave in and returned to youtube upon agreement that videos uploaded needn’t stay public. Once viewed and saved onto my ipod, they would each be deleted from his page.

I started to encourage him to stand up for himself, overall, and get that darn ED page taken down. Clyde and ED were all one and the same. Around this time, Chris and Rocky discovered legi0n. Chris was overwhelmed by the colors and sensations of the forum, but before he closed the window, he saw a photoshop of him “as an angel protecting cwcville”. He loved that picture so much.

Around the same point Vanessa Hudgens appeared. She got Chris really excited because she promised him fame and glory in movies. I had a bad feeling about her though. All of Vanessa’s video requests seemed to require Chris’ nudity. I wondered if she was trying to make Chris into a porn actor rather than the next Disney sweetheart? I didn't ask too many questions though, because I had to agree that Chris was a born star.

Chris didn't trust Joshua Martinez, whom had introduced the two. Every time he talked to Vanessa, he had to go through Josh. Chris thought that Josh was hogging her. At the same time, however, Chris was content to play by Josh’s rules.

I gave Chris the idea for his next domain name, cwcville.com. He was fairly hung up on purchasing sonichuandrosechuforever.com (or an alternative name of the same nature if his first choice was revealed to be already occupied). However, he was quickly swayed by cwcville.com as it was still proclaimed one of his many creations. We had the hopes that he'd make the new site into a big portal that would feature BRAND NEW, NEVER RELEASED, and ORIGINAL material. He registered the domain via godaddy instead of geocities. He selected "godaddy" as it made him think that it was a family friendly domain registrar or something (thus more trustworthy and accepting of his content).

After cwcville.com was established, Chris started on episode 19. While working on pages he made some fanart of Layla and Punchy swapping underwear. I had suggested Chris draw Punchy in women’s underwear sometime (to symbolically display an acceptance of Chris’ interests). When I saw the finished product, I noticed he had shoehorned Layla in there as well. “They both have to do it,” he insisted, “together forever”. Before coloring the final piece he decided to sketch out a one-off of Layla blowing Punch while in wearing boxers.

His plan for episode 19 involved their date at McDonalds. Chris kept talking about how they'd have sex in the bathroom. He also made a ham-fisted analogy between Punchy/Layla and him/myself. He said that our first date would be at McDonalds, too, and his desire to fuck me in the lavatory. Chris claimed that he normally didn’t approve of sex before marriage, but he was a modern man now who changed with the times. I asked him if Punchy would have the condom, but Chris was adamant that Punchy didn’t have pockets and was insulted when I referenced cartoon loopholes. He tried to suggest that Layla had the condom, but I wouldn't let him as Layla is not that kind of girl. Chris eventually decided that Layla could choose when and when not to birth.

After that pressing matter got resolved, he declared that they were "going to have some fun". Chris also wanted to include queefing. There was an episode of South Park that aired right before this, so it's obvious that's where he got the queefing idea. Though, he never did bring the show up (at least, in reference to queefing). Instead, he acted like he was suddenly concerned about women's problems. I thought this was weird, but backed up his argument by referencing his incontinence problems. He said that because I accepted his perpetual mud butt, it should be OK for him to be supportive of queefers and include it within the upcoming comic.

I thought that was a great idea! And since I knew about the episode of South Park, I suggested he get glitter and put it in the comic, too. He ended up getting stickers instead. And sadly, in the final cut, he ended up coloring over the queef entirely. I was very disappointed.

While Layla and Punchy were on their date, Layla got a greek salad with ranch dressing, pickles on the side, and a diet coke. She was watching her figure, after all, implored Chris. Punchy offered her some free fries as they sat across from one another at the day-glo dinner table. Hailing back to her petting zoo roots, Layla ate them from his hand, careful not to nip any wayward digits.

This instance, along with the fact that Punchy had tolerated her gassy vagina, really wowed Layla. She was so impressed that when they went for their "potty break", she ended up fucking the echidna-hitmon-chu.

Chris went into detail about how this unfurled: He said that Punchy had gone to the men’s room and had left the door ajar while he used the facilities. After simultaneously “relieving himself and flirting with Layla” he decided to visit her in the women’s bathroom. They selected the handicapped stall in which to have sex because of the extra elbowroom. After their bathroom escapades, they head to Layla's house to eat again (possibly dessert? Chris intended no innuendos).

Meanwhile, Reginald is a jealous little spunk. Originally, Chris had really dramatic ideas planned for Reginald. The blue Sneazelchu was going to slash Punchy's tires. He also was supposed to walk in on Punchy and Layla having sex in the McDonald’s bathroom.

I'm fairly certain that all of this hilarious material was axed from the comic because Chris had been showing Rocky his crafts and basically censored himself in the process. To me, however, he simply said he wanted to keep things "TV-Y7".

While Chris was working on all this, he had a new dream. After a few rage videos against Clyde, the unpleasant troll dreams had ceased. His latest bizarre dream involved the show “Hey Arnold”. He asked me if I remembered Hey Arnold and when I answered yes, he shrieked: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A FOOTBALL HEAD!” After I picked the phone back up off the floor he apologized and assured me that had been his "Helga Pataki coming out".

Next, he performed several impressions of the Hey Arnold characters that all sounded eerily similar to one another... In particular, he was especially proud of his Phoebe because she sounded like Angelica Rosechu. Phoebe wanted to stick around for quite awhile but eventually Chris let me in on his dream.

It started off with him skiing on a mountain with Arnold. They went off a steep jump and flew/floated through space. When they returned to Earth, they landed in the ocean atop a pair of identical surfboards. Chris high fives Arnold and sees everyone on the beach cheering for them.

He then began rambling on about his many cats and Patti (in Heaven, she prefers to hang around with former First Kitty, Sox). He asked me if I had pets and I told him that I had two hermit crabs, Crass and Champ. I told Chris that they were married and he suddenly became very interested in the vivacious pair. Always open-minded, he didn't even ask their genders. I don’t think Chris ever did find out that they were both males…

It was after I mentioned Crass and Champ that he started talking about visiting the crustaceans and I in real life. He asked me what I would think if I woke up one day and rolled over to find him lying next to me, formerly spooning? Chris would be smiling fondly at me, and would I return this? Or perhaps begin squealing with delight? I asked how he'd manage to get into my dorm room in the first place. He said he'd arrange something with my roommate as she “was clearly supportive of our union”. Despite being fairly certain my roommate wasn’t a shipper fangirl, I made sure to point out to Chris that he most likely wouldn't even have been able to get into the building.

He changed game plan. He said he'd just show up at my Starbucks job. He would be excited to see "his sweetie serving treaties". He was also really stoked about getting free drinks while there, and wanted to know if he could get free food, too. I had an inkling that McDonalds would be but a distant memory after he had the ability to save those burger dollars and fill up on toffee bars.

He than announced that he intended to stroll up to the counter and order.

“I’ll have a caramel macchiato, caramel on the side. I’ll have it on my lover, later on.”
Chris decided to upload a video greeting the crabs and I. This was the “notoriously creepy” video that ended up on the radio stations. I will always hold dear how much he loved my crabs… and how eager he was to take them for “walkies”.

The next video I requested was for him to get all dolled up for a date with me. I wanted him to mime what our magical first date would be like. Somewhere along the way McDonalds was forgotten. Had Chris and I grown too close for him to uphold this sacred courtship step? I’m thinking the comic took care of such necessary details (and saved him a few bucks in the process). So, instead of elaborating about me rolling over for fries he decided to bring a special guest on the show: a sex doll with my drawn face on it.

After seeing those videos, I asked Chris how church went. We ended up getting onto the topic of Easter. Chris started rambling about Easter hunts and how he was upset that he no longer received presents or chocolate anymore. With a stiff upper lip, he accepted that he didn’t get these things, however, because he is “now man, not a little boy”.

I asked him to relive his favorite childhood Easter memories in a video. I also requested he wear his "Easter best". His interpretation of this request was the bunny hop video. Crayola red graced his nose but, sadly, he decided to use permanent markers for his bunny whiskers. He whined about how hard it was to get off and how he was “stuck blushing”.

At this time, Chris loved having a schedule and regular work. I gave him an assignment of three comic pages a day. On the weekend he was to color the completed pages. After the bunny hop video, he had to be persuaded to upload the pages on time because he was tired from scrubbing the permanent marker off of his face.

A couple days later I discovered, through the grapevine, that Chris had been cheating on me with Vanessa. I insisted that I wasn't angry with Vanessa but I was angry with him, although Chris kept pleading with me not to blame Vanessa. I decided to punish him by requesting a video of him spanking himself. Although my intention wasn't that he be naked, Chris decided to kill two birds with one stone and film the spanking video immediately after the shower video he made for Vanessa. I had repeatedly asked for Chris to upload the video, per usual, to youtube and he point-blank refused. After viewing the video, needless to say I knew why.

Some troll sent Chris a package of “butt garments” in the mail. Barb thought that they were samples from their doctor, so she kept them, just in case. Chris was angry that she was keeping the diapers and tried to steal them from her multiple times, but he failed. Barb squirreled them away in her room.

My roommate was also really offended that Chris cheated on me and insisted that a mere spanking wasn't an acceptable punishment. She suggested he wear the diapers and label his crotch as "unfit for collection". During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his medallion and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to “still look good for me”.

Afterwards, he had to sneak the remaining diapers back into his mother's room. Given this atonement, Chris’ mood returned to normal. He began discussing his plans for meeting up with me again and blamed his unfulfilled libido on his temptation to cheat. He had never mentioned this resurgence of “needs”. Just like with the Easter discussion, and many discussions before, Chris reminded me that he was “a man”. He made to sure to add that Julie had been “forever ago by now”, too.
Chris blamed me for why he cheated on Vanessa, and stressed it wasn't Vanessa's fault. He said he felt neglected because his needs weren't being met.

"You said Julie wore you out," I told him.

"But that was forever ago!!" Chris protested.

I asked him why he was telling me all this now but had never gave me a prior explanation. I followed this up by asking what kinds of needs he had. The response wasn’t entirely pleasant. Some of the conversations were as such:

He fantasized about us being married together. I told him I was going to for my PhD in Art History and wanted to take my time [when it came to marriage]. He said he'd do art as well when we were married, but as a “writer/artist”. I’d come home from a long day of work… then Chris have to go to work. I’d cook. Chris wanted know if I would mind if, he was really stressed out, if he could go to the strip club on the way home? I was taken aback. He was supposed to be telling me about how he had needs. Were these it? He continued by elaborating that if he was especially stressed, this would allow me to continue cooking without his stress interrupting the process.

So, I asked him what we’d do if I had sexual needs?

“I’m sorry, what?” was the reply.

I re-iterated that women have sexual needs, too. He understood. I continued: “therefore, if I'm stressed out, do I get to go to the strip club?"

Chris was very confused. He told me that there were women already there. I offered a male strip club. Chris told me he didn’t think we had those in Virginia. I asked Chris what if we had a threesome and he said he'd be okay with such. I added that wanted a second man to join us. I received another “what” before he proclaimed that he no longer wished to discuss such topics.

Chris next asked me about my art phd. I told him about how I wanted to be a museum curator. I asked about his college degree and he said he would use it to draw his comic. I didn’t understand how this work, given the nature of his degree. I concluded that this would mean I was the breadwinner. Chris chimed in that "yeah, we're modern like that”.

I asked what would happen when we procreated. He said that when had Crystal, I’d have to take a time out from working. Without hesitation, I asked what if I didn't like the name Crystal? After some disgruntled sighs, I started on about how Crystal was a stripper name. He got upset. Chris always knew his Daughter was supposed to be named Crystal- God told him so! I asked him what if God told me that MY daughter's name wasn’t crystal, and he got mad. I flat out told him that if I'm the bread winner and was going to carry the kid and go through labor that I should at least have say in the naming process. Besides, he’d have his stripper friends named Crystal, having a baby named such too would be overkill. He kinda broke down about it and he said we’d discuss such things when the time actually came.

Chris was, once again, suddenly turned on. We got back on the subject of what we would do if we met and how I'd be coming down to Ruckersville when I graduated. He was getting fairly frisky and wanted to get all intimate. Chris wanted to know how I’d go down on him. He told me that if he ate something before the deed how I too would taste it. I remember asking him about Country Cookin’ around this point to move the topic along. Since he goes there a lot, after all. Chris said eats spinach and dessert first, then eat chicken. From Chicken we returned to… I indulged him. I asked him what would he eat beforehand? He said he'd eat these things immediately, and they’d be strawberries.

I asked him if it’d taste like "strawberry milk”? "No, just strawberries". The subject of recycling his semen was visisted. I asked him to enjoy some strawberries on video and then try to see if his afterbirth tasted like strawberries, too. He said he didn't have strawberries in his house because they’d just spoil in the Chandler’s fridge. I asked him if he had chocolate and he said "yeah, some chocolate syrup for chocolate milk!”. So, I told him to try that instead. Though, he said he'd “do it all together on camera”...

I'd try to keep the calls short because otherwise he'd talk for two hours. 15 minutes was always the ideal length for me. I called him back when he said the video would be done. Chris said he didn't have any chocolate syrup so he opted instead for orange Fanta. Chris downed it.

On the 16th, after Chris had shown me the video privately, Clyde hacked Chris's website and leaked multiple videos. The spanking video, and Chris dancing about in the shower with an imaginary me. When I saw that video I asked him about it. He said it was for Vanessa. Chris was ready to take on nude roles. As mentioned, I asked for the spanking video but I didn't ask for it to be in nude. Now I knew why it had been. I purposely did not want any nudes of Chris.

Chris thought Clyde "interrupted the stream" as opposed to hacking his website with his password or something like that. So, he never changed a thing with godaddy.

The next day, Chris spoke with Vanessa again and reported to me about how he was behaving even though she was up on her ways. He never thought twice about telling me about how much Vanessa wanted him. I cried about how I felt he was still cheating on me and he made the video kissing the blow up doll. Unsatisfied, I wanted a video where he swore on the bible that he wouldn't cheat on me again but instead he simply quoted verses. Though I appreciated the effort, it still wasn’t enough. I asked him if he remembered all the old videos he rid of? Like that one video where shot Adam Stackhouse? He did. I asked if he would upload it since it made him look like a badass and might scare off Clyde. He said it’d be like he was defending me! Indeed, two birds – one stone.

I later re-discovered how much I had enjoyed Christian and the Hedgehog boys when it first hit the e-waves. I asked Chris to make an album another album. Chris wanted to include his girlfriend- and the crabs. I gave him song ideas and he went to town with them. Some of them were long, though, and he kinda got bored. That’s why the songs in toward the end were not as creative as the first few. Like "Paradise by the Seashore Light”.

When the album was released and I shared it with all my friends. Just like everything else, Clyde got ahold of it. I remember asking why Layla was included on the cover. Chris said she wanted to join and was the stage manager. She was peaking out from behind the curtains- not being a dismembered floating head.

Even after all the tears, Chris began letting slip about his planned meetings with Vanessa around town. They decided to meetup at long last. Josh got Chris to go to the JMU campus with a sign and every time Chris would think he saw her, she would disappear. Chris stressed how didn't want to use that sign so he decided on wearing a hat, too. I thought Vanessa and I could be friends but josh had other intentions. He wanted to exploit Chris for money and would do this by going through Vanessa.

Josh claimed to have very strong ties to the FBI and threatened to hack into Chris’ ps3. Josh wanted to monitor Chris 24/7 as punishment for not meeting up with Vanessa not giving her the "presents” she had requested. I was upset to learn about the times Chris had gone out with Joshua to TGI Fridays. During one date, Chris didn't have enough money for food because he spent his week’s allowance on the previous time they went out. Josh just ordered a meal for himself and ate it in front of him while Chris watched. Chris just got a slushie drink and asked for refills. The waitress did not like this.
Later on, Chris discovered that he was being mocked by Clyde again. I suggested Chris perform a string of videos to prove to Clyde, once and for all, that Chris meant business. This included baring his fangs at the camera and giving the PSeye a good smack ‘round. Sadly, nothing worked with Clyde…

At TGI Fridays, Josh got Chris to pay for his meals. He kept telling Chris that they would go meet Vanessa. Every time Vanessa failed to show and Josh would enjoy the meal on Chris' dime, obviously.

Once, the proposed meeting place was at JMU. Chris went there with a sign looking for Vanessa, but only found campus police. While there, Chris donned a hat and tried to keep a low profile.

I discovered that Chris was driving all over the place looking for Vanessa, and at JMU in particular, I began to doubt Chris' loyalty. Chris recommended a simple video reiterating his promises to me, but I insisted that, this time, such was not good enough. I suggested a full-blown marriage ‘what if?’ comic/video and he proposed. My Daddy, whom always reminded me of Coach McGuirk, made his first appearance in the comic.

Chris really loved the Coach McGuirk idea. He spoke with my father on the phone and wowed him with stories about him being in the cub scouts. Daddy, meanwhile, quizzed Chris. What was his home life like? What was his game plan for the future? Chris, proudly, informed Daddy that his job was “writing Sonichu updates”. Daddy asked: “what the fag is that, son?”. Chris changed the topic…

All of my friends made an appearance in the wedding comic. I also suggested the November Rain wedding dress as, since I was already at the big top, I might as well dress for the occasion, too. Chris decided that he would have to wear his clown shirt in the comic- not because of the ceremony’s theme, but because no one would recognize him if he was wearing a normal suit alone. No, the medallion was not enough.

It was in this comic that he finally put to use stickers originally intended for Layla's feminist queef. They were made the petals for flower girl, Ching Chong, to scatter. Celion Dion was chosen as the background music because… well, Meatloaf had a hangover and I don’t think Chris would have been comfortable with Elton John, even if the man had previously played at Crass and Champ’s ceremony (therefore insuring us a recommendation discount!).

Clyde showed up again, dropping more Vanessa info and videos. It was after that that Chris attempted to meet up with Vanessa once more. A wild goose chase ensued. Every time Chris showed up at a prospective meeting place, he received a call stating that Miss. Vanessa was at another joint. On that one night, Chris drove around the Charlottesville area, looking for Vanessa from 6 pm to 2 am.

The following day was a particularly dense call time for Chris and I. All in all, I received more than 30 calls in a single 24 hour period from Chris (I had decided to ignore him for that one day). When I finally did pick up, Chris wasn’t happy but nor was I. He had worried me by not phoning the day of the Vanessa excursion. So, to make up for it, Chris drew us the honeymoon comic.

I asked why he had included six glade plug-ins with our suite. Chris claimed that a single one wasn’t strong enough for his small bedroom so a suite would require much, much more. Things were about to get dirt-ay, after all! Plus, there was that whole thing with Chris defecating whenever he experienced a sincere, triggering, emotion…

While drawing the honeymoon comic, Chris wanted to draw his penis life sized. I called him to find out what was holding things up and Chris revealed that he had taken a break to cuddle with Mommy. After considering the situation, Chris decided to hand off the phone to Barb. Barb was, surprisingly, very friendly. She had been such during my initial quizzing, but now her guard was completely brought down. Chris was, however, impatient because Barb had interrupted him while he was drawing his dick. His dick was bent in the comic because I didn't want him whitewashing history and pretending his dick had no curve to it. As previously implied, the theme of our relationship had always been one of acceptance (and feces).

Chris claimed the speed lines across our bodies were due to the “camera zooming in on the goodies”. After Barb finally left the room, Chris settled on just tracing his dick. The tracing was his idea to simplify the process of drawing his dick accurately (and so he wouldn’t have to look at it for too long). He attempted to trace his “small sack” with it’s “lots of cum” but eventually gave up and winged it.

Chris asked if my comic self had any powers so I made up a sort of fursona analogue to Chris-Chan Sonichu. One surprise in the comic was the re-appearance of my father, giving permission for Chris to deflower me. I appreciated Chris asking Daddy… before asking me. Chris gave his "scout's honor" to take care of me.

After that dastardly Clyde intercepted the honeymoon comic it went public. In addition, all these debauched accounts of sex and freewheeling fecal matter reached poor, innocent Ching Chong's ears. She had become confused and terrified of my poor, insane, boyfriend. I suggested that Chris make a video explaining his behavior and why it’s natural. Honestly, I primarily requested an explanation of the leaked spanking video, but Chris offered a bonus discussion about his poopoo problemos and navy consumption. This video, in particular, became very notorious across the internet (and airewaves) on such sites as hiphop superstars and more.

To cover his ass to Rocky, he made a follow-up video disavowing responsibility, and blaming me for mention (and revelation) of his worse moments to the world.

During all of these events, Chris began to have sleeping problems. He complained that he couldn’t turn off his brain when falling asleep, and that he couldn’t wake his brain when getting up in the morning.

I decided to stick to Chris’ canon of me. I suggested he share these problems with the world! Since he was slipping on his comic schedule, anyways, I added he make more videos and other content to put out. Quizzes, quizzes, and more quizzes was Chris’ response. Although, during this time he made a wikipedia page, too.

At one point, Chris told me that he detested the word "sammies" (diminutive for sandwich). He hated the word because when he took up fucking his bed pillow, he always folds it around his dick like a sandwich. The word "sammy" reminded him of this practice and it embarrassed him. Mayo was not mentioned at any point…

Discussion of the Autism papers was brought up during our relationship, too. It is no secret that Chris likes to use his handicap as a crutch. I would often tell Chris that he wasn’t handicapped. but instead that he was handicapable. He had a car, right? And Charlottesville was his playpen to embrace and explore forever more. However, Chris insisted that his Autism was a burden. I requested to learn more about his diagnosis. If we were to have children, would our offspring be at risk for the disease? Chris did not like this term. Though, he was willing to look into the matter— of the sake of little Roberta Latrine (formerly Crystal Weston). It was quickly discovered that the papers were locked up in a hutch with the key’s constantly on Bob’s person. The subject was not touched upon again.

Eventually, he had one more chat with Officer Keino. It was revealed during this time that Chris had gone to the police because of Josh - and with Rocky. As previously stated, Chris kept mentioning going to the police, but I didn't think he’d actually do so as that would entail explaining things to his parents. Also, Bob and Barb have always been extremely afraid of the authorities. For years, Bob has burnt all troll mail they receive in a barrel in the backyard (troll gifts, however, were consumed by the family or put to use).

Bob hid the vast majority of troll material from Barb.

The breaking point for Bob and Barb had been Josh. He had sold Chris a PSP with a non-existent feature for a higher price than a normal PSP. Chris made no secret of intention of giving his old PSP to Vanessa.

While Josh was scamming Chris, Chris scammed Josh back by giving him a bad check. Bob and Barb end up agreeing to go to the police with Rocky to catch Josh and ONLY Josh. They agree ONLY to discuss matters regarding Josh as they were handling "Clyde and the trolls on their own terms".

Taking advantage of the situation, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb at the station by monopolizing and domineering the police’s help. She pushed for the authorities to investigate all the trolls- and Ivy, as well. Despite his parents protests, Rocky went against their wishes and ignored their harbored anxiety.

Needless to say, I was pretty pissed. While Bob/Barb and Josh continued their feud over a PSP, I broke up with Chris over his betrayal. Chris, however, didn’t stop calling. After two days, Daddy and I had to have Bob tell Chris to leave our family alone.

During this call, Bob told me that he and Barb were planning on going up with Chris to visit me at Boston University! Initially, Chris intended to visit alone but was concerned about visiting as my University's website featured an ethnically diverse student body. Bob and Barb decided to join and had begun saving up for the entire family's vacation.

The trip was called off because Barb discovered Chris was stealing from her purse. He had been sneaking small changed for awhile (in addition to using their credit cards on PSN), but recently it had become larger and larger amounts. I had known about the cards on PSN but Chris had told me such things “was in the past”. He did, however, stress that his parents were unaware of his five-finger-discounts. Chris’ pocket-book thievery was revealed at the police station to everyone.

Sadly, the events during this time period really got to Barb and Bob mentioned that she threatened to kill herself.

Bob continued the conversation and informed me that he would handle Josh. Bob didn’t trust the police to help because Chris was also a guilty party, and had previous run-ins (six to seven incidents, he stated). So, Bob intended to save the matter for small claims court. As for the trolls, Bob was convinced that Megan (“that CRUEL, GERMAN, girl” he dubbed her) was behind the evil doings. He revealed that the Chandlers had started getting harassed back in 1999 by a man named Jamie Dunn (who also tried to land Bob in the slammer). Furthermore, Bob stated that there were people in the world penning thesis’ about Chris for their degrees.

Bob no longer trusted Rocky. Bob said he'd tell Chris to stop calling me and at the same time, he requested that he use my father's clout to help catch Josh.

Although Bob was rather pushy he did back off soon after- with a heavy heart, and respectfully so. He made one final plea that I re-consider. Chris and his family required “all the help they could get”. Bob said I could trust him, that he was “as clean as they get”. Unlike Rocky, Bob never thought I was a troll. Bob and Barb had always polite to me, kind even. It was a tragedy that things had to end the way things did- that Chris still had no concept of the word “no”.

Bob asked if I wanted to speak with Chris. Bob wanted us to keep talking. At the very least, if I decided to stick to my guns, he asked if I’d say goodbye to his son. I had to decline- to go back now and hear his voice again would have been too painful…

And than I killed myself.

Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T07:51:23Z

Yaanu: Added markers to separate questions, yo.

==Q01==
Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)

Not really. I was just going to ride it out to a certain point. Like any other relationship, I would have broke it off if things got stale.
==Q02==
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

I liked Evangelion to an extent but it was my good friend who was the real fan. He wanted Chris to watch it. I basically said "Oh, you should watch this, you'll enjoy it" and that's what kicked it off. Chris said he liked the sex scene between Misato "and that guy" but that Rei melting everywhere made him uncomfortable. He was familiar with Evangelion but not really a heavy watcher.

==Q03==

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

Chris called me a lot- it would have been impossible to keep track of how often. I'd just pick up and talk to him then.

==Q04==

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

Basically I would plant the seed and Chris would sow it. I'd occasionally suggest small details like what someone would wear or which friends I would want included or whatever. For the wedding comic, I just suggested that we have a wedding comic to prove himself to me. I made a few suggestions but he pretty much did it all on his own.
With the honeymoon comic, I said something like "I want a honeymoon comic" and he did things like have my dad, [Officer Keino], make an appearance. Though… I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).

==Q05==

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Like Lady Gaga would say, I think he was born that way. :(

==Q06==

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

I really haven't been following trolling in Chris since I've been playing golf in Heaven with Boudicca and Lilith so I'm not really sure. But, I really don't think either method is effective. Neither result will help nor harm Chris in the long run.

==Q07==

Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

No.

==Q08==

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

For the first question, it never felt like a chore because I'd only pick up when I wanted to and we'd have fun. It stopped being fun towards the end. It got kinda sketchy and I felt uncomfortable. It got too personal. As for the second part, you'll see a thorough answer further down...

==Q09==

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I was often amused by Chris, perplexed, and impressed. But he wasn't really that bad, he would just gross me out.

==Q10==

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I didn't talk to Rocky. We had constant problems with Rocky as did Bob and Barb. It didn't just affect me and Josh, but Chris's home life. She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.

==Q11==

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I mentioned the dress explicitly. I told him I loved the video and I loved the dress. I thought, "If I'm going to get married at the circus, let's go all out".

==Q12==

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

Nothing, because I am dead.

==Q13==

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go? --[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

Yes, keep scrolling!

==Q14==

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?

--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

I confronted him about the bounced check and he admitted to using his parents' cards on PSN. Bob later told me Chris was nicking small change from Barb and that he knew Chris was stealing from them via their credit cards.

==Q15==

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

If Chris showed up at my house, I'd call my dad and yell "RAPE!". I wouldn't be worried about actual rape but just because Chris brings trouble. I'm also pretty certain Purrell doesn't clean feces… I don't want him touching me with those hands.

==Q16==

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Everything Chris does impresses me. Whether it's backstabbing me or wooing me, I have always been impressed. I loved when one of Chris' videos to me was on the radio. Why would I record myself? I'm just having fun with my good buddy Chris.

==Q17==

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Already answered the first part. As for the second part, there's no surefire recipe to get Chris to do what you want him to do. If Chris likes you, he likes you. It's just purely a matter of chance.

==Q18==

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Yes to all the above. I don't know how far the rabbit hole goes, and I didn't want to find out.

==Q19==

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

SOUL CALIBER.

==Q20==

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

I felt bad for Chris when Josh was ripping him off until I found out that Chris was ripping Josh off as well. I feel bad for his parents. They did make him, but they also had to endure problems themselves. There's some mental illness in the family, I bet. I don't think Chris can get better because all the influences in his life suck.

==Q21==

Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Vegas, baby. Vegas.

==Q22==

What was the grossest thing Chris ever said to you? I think other people have already asked this but how did you get Chris to start talking to you and did he ever get a "real" picture of you? (as in a picture of a random person from the internet) Or was Chris just going off of drawn pictures?[[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 19:01, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Chris was going off the drawing alone. The grossest things he said to me were anything involving his bodily functions, him sleeping in the the products of said bodily functions. Oh and "sammies".

==Q23==

Was it hard to play it straight when talking to Chris on the phone? Did you ever break character, or just start cracking up? [[User:darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 22:21, 9 February 2011 (CST)

If I was bored, I was bored. If I laughed, I laughed. I hid nothing. A lot of it was me saying "yeah, yeah, uh huh". I just had him call me back. Whatever I felt, I made no secret of.

==Q24==

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter&39;s Nutsack|John Ritter&39;s Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

{insert interview HERE}
Actually, John Ritter’s Nutsack, I do have a select few!

During the time of CWCiki’s successful contact, I was busy in heaven getting my nails did. I’ve got a super shade color here, Blue Satin #461 by Chanel. I paid 48-H Quarters at the Church of the Miraculous Nordstrom for it…

I remember that there was a time when my entire existence filtered through this color, blue. Battery Blue… paired with Mellow Yellow- and so very much brown.

In the beginning, I used to watch the Chris videos with various friends because he reminded me of different peers from high school (my graduating class was upwards of 500 individuals. More peers always ment a higher challenged population roaming the hallways unattended).

I wanted to surprise a good friend by getting a shout out from Chris for us. When I finally achieved this he said her name wrong during the recording. I phoned him back and pointed out the error. Chris promised to get right to amending this mistake. No big deal, right?

Well, this pretty much set the tone for our entire relationship.

Before the Emily date occurred, when I initially phoned Chris, I was subjected to a quiz by his parents. I spoke to Bob first.

"Hi! I'm such and such, from such and such. Oh, I know Chris from INSERT PLACE HERE.”

Bob responded by urging me to slow down. He said some endearing terms, though I don't remember the specifics. Politely, he informed me that he had to get his wife because “she's in charge of messages for Chris”.

He passed me to Barb. At first, it seemed like she was content to just chitchat. Out of nowhere, she interjected (while I was telling her about New England). “I'm sorry, I have to get my pad o' paper."

I'm pretty sure it was a trusty spiral-bound notebook that she used frequently, because I could hear a lot of paper being flipped about.

We begin again and she listed off the following questions:

"Your name?
Middle name?
Last name?
Dad's name?
Mom's name?
What they did for a living?
Divorced or married?
First, second, marriage?
Siblings?
Any cousins nearby?
Where you live?
Any family in Charlottesville?
Favorite color?
What High school did you attended?
Presently in College?
Major?
Was that your first choice?
Did you have a "secondary major"?
Any pets?
Do you still live with your parents?
Roommates?
Your roommate's name?
Roommate’s birth date?
How tall are you?
What do you look like?...”

Next, she asked what my culture was. I said Irish. She also asked my eye and hair colors, body type (despite already stating such when asked “how I looked”). Again, she asked for my roommate's birth date (apologies were given for being forgetful, but there was no re-mentioning of her notebook’s presence).

I had called the house phone because when I tried his cell he had a recording stating that if you want to talk to him, to call his house phone (later, he would add to “speak with parents”).

Barb’s impromptu quiz went on for a half hour. Pretty loopy situation but she was nice to me. She kept referring to me as "dear" and what-not. Though, she continued doubled check things and asked me to repeat from five or ten minutes ago up until the very end of the session. At long last, Barb passed Chris the phone.

Chris initially wouldn't talk, at all. He was super quiet, and would penetrate the silence with an occasional “yeah” and “mmyeah”. I'm not sure if his parents were in the room but I aimed to fill in the gaps. I really wanted that shout out.

The time spent talking with Chris was monumentally less than the time with Barb. I spoke to him maybe fifteen minutes tops, and the majority of it was a struggle.

Eventually, he agreed to a shout out. The video was primarily aimed at Emily for missing their date (which I had zero idea about). Once done making excuses for blanking on the stood-up girl, he did the shout out and said the name wrong.

I phoned him back and informed him of the disappointment my friend and I shared. I asked him, point blank, “if you can't remember her name, how could you remember mine?"

Chris profusely apologized… and than went on for twenty minutes about Burnout Paradise. Compared to the other call, it was as if I were speaking with a completely other guy.

"Oh yeah! If things don't work out with [Emily] I would consider you for my new heartsweet."

Suddenly, I was pretty uncomfortable. I told him such was probably didn’t need to be considered as Emily really seemed to be his type. Despite this, Chris continued on. He said he wanted to move away from sexual stuff because his last girlfriend “really wore him out”. Apparently, his dick would hurt during the act and would stay sore afterwards.

Emily and the Pickle Man happened. I would later find out that Chris was extremely proud that he did not defecate in his pants when he first saw the Pickle Man. Chris’ only thoughts, at the time, were: "Am I pooing myself? I hope I don't poo myself."

Pickle Man left with Emily, then there were the hookers and after Clyde called him, Chris called me. For the rest of our relationship, Chris would be the primary initiator of our phone calls. Only after the completion of a long-term project, or a fuck up would I phone him.

During this call he wasn't so broken up about Emily as he was pissed about the Pickle Man. He was really pissed about Clyde making his mom upset, too. He said his Dad took care of the hookers, though he was brief on the details.

After Chris launched back into video games for a bit, he switched topics.

He told me that since Emily hadn’t worked out he’d like for me do him the honor of… I told him we could see how things went between the two of us. I wanted to take it slow because I really didn’t know him that well. Plus, My dad usually likes to check out guys first. Chris assured me that he too liked to take things slow- and that he could be my man.

He asked about my Sonichu character. I completely blanked. I had briefly mentioned the existence of such during our initial call to get onto his good side. I told him my character's name was Luckette. Chris was disgusted and thought this name sounded “too French”. He recommended something more American, like Daisy!

I had to rush to draw my character and I sent him that. I included some fan art along the way, too. The drawing of my Sonichu character got cropped in Gimp so it dropped the 'e' from the end of “Luckette”. Chris really hated this change. He added that I could improve on my handwriting, too. “You could write hearts over the 'I's".

From the get-go, he would never complement my drawings. He would always find something wrong with them. Like, "This character looks like she has three legs and very bruised eyes”.

He asked me about the drawing of myself. He wanted to know if “the drawing was true to real life”. I didn’t know what to say, so he added: "Is it accurate?". I agreed. He did a nervous laugh and said: "Woahhhh, I could get use to that”!

We then had a really deep discussion about what my character was. Instead of a sheep, Chris said she could be a Flaffy. I mentioned Mareeps and was quickly shut down. Chris than went on about a Sneasel named Reginald…

Chris returned to the subject of names. He insisted that he didn't approve of the French name, or the cropped out “e”. I gave in. I told him I was going to change it to a few other things but he wasn’t pleased with any of these suggestions, either. Finally, I came up with Layla next. I chose Layla because it sounded like a hooker's name- not because of Clapton (though I do like that song!). I thought Chris would moan but he was thrilled. She sounded beautiful!

"I bet my Reginald would find your Layla VERY sexy! I think Reginald would like to take Layla on a date. I think Reginald would like to Layla to McDonald's…”

Chris suddenly told me that he wanted the two to get busy in the McDonald's bathroom. “I bet that before the second part of their date, they could take a potty break and Reginald would leave the door open to be a flirt and they could exchange some kisses," Chris told me. Chris also made mention of them washing their hands together.

Just like Chris wasn’t won over by my names, I wasn’t exactly buying the idea of Layla hooking up with this Reginald. I told Chris that Layla would find Punchy more her type. She's into the Asian persuasion, y’know. Chris was caught off guard.

He could have sworn I knew that Punchy and Angelica was an item. I replied that not everyone ends up with their sweetheart. Chris didn't end up with YOUR high school sweetheart, did he? Nope. Well, nor did I- as I was presently single, after all. “that makes the two of us," Chris giggled. I said the two people could fall in love at any point in their life. He got excited and declared that meant Angelica could help Reginald feel better about himself.

Chris said "I love you”. Now, and whenever else he’d say this I would never say it back, I would say "I'm sure you do" or do something like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM this].

That call was the 19th of March. That same day, he released the edit of the shout out video.

The next time he called me, it was the first time I brought up the 'Holding Out For a Hero' video. He said he'd consider it as. Despite just meeting me, I told him I already “felt a connection with him. I feel like you're my hero. I have this vision of you rescuing me from my school on a horse. I want you to make a video just like that." At this point he was all in.

He asked me if I would ever sing for him in return. He said how he sung with his mom and compared himself to Bing Crosby. He wanted me to sing him an “old song” "I want you to sing me an old song”. I found a video my friend had send me earlier [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7l2HNbGiLM this video] and sing-talked. He wanted me to record this but I told him I didn't have any equipment of that nature. Instead, I taught him the song and he followed along and sang over me. He didn't know the lyrics.

I informed Chris that I would really like it if he sang MY favorite song, too. He threw in some ideas, saying he wanted to make a comic for it. This was great! Although, I was hoping he'd animate it, I was still really impressed that he just had these ideas to begin with.

Sadly, we got into a little tiff because I wanted the Bonnie Tyler version of “Holding out for a Hero” because he already had the Frou frou version from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. He wanted to use that one instead of “spending more coke reward points on the same song”. I didn't like that version. The Bonnie Tyler version reminded me of my Dad. He backed off and agreed to look it up on youtube.

When we caught up again he was really annoyed. He couldn’t identify Bonnie’s gender and preferred the Frou Frou version as “we could slow dance to it”.

I told him again that I preferred Bonnie because of my Dad. Chris sighed and complied, saying he’d allow this sort of thing just this one time. I squealed! “Eeeeeeeeeeeee” just like Bionic in that one comic with hearts in my eyes and such. I asked if he could have it done the next day or so…

It took him about six days to deliver the video. He called before I watched and said he did it all with his PSeye. He wanted to know when I was going to get MY PSeye? (I had revealed that I had a ps3 previously in passing) and he released the video.

The video opened with him looking enthused and diddling about on his plastic guitar. I recall thinking he looked a bit like the guy that had did in John Lenon during those first few frames. Soon, however, it got really good. I never asked why he put the cards in the video, though.

My favorite part was when he started really rocking out and did the guitar solo over his head. Pure delight.

A few days down the line, I asked for a tour of his house. When I visited Chris, I wanted to feel like I was already at home. I wanted my first time walking in his house to be like “yeah, I belong here', and I desired to know where everything is. He preferred to just show me his bedroom. But… how did he get to his bedroom? He offered the garden but no dice. He chuckled and agreed.

Couple days later, I got a phone call pretty early in the morning from Chris. He was freaked out! The previous night a guy claiming to be Clyde (sounded nothing like him based on Chris' impression) left a voice mail saying that he wanted to KILL Chris! After calming him down, I told Chris that I highly doubted that the caller was anywhere near Chris. He was going to be okay. Chris told me that he ”was upset and... things had happened." During this call I would learn all about Chris’ bathroom troubles. He told me had gotten scared and shat himself.

In addition, his mom basically had a vendetta about doing his laundry these days, too, because of this habit of shitting himself when he was stressed or emotional. Whenever Chris would annihilate his pants to some degree he'd simply dump (teehee) his soiled garments in the laundry without taking care of them first. Each time Barb would do laundry, without fail, there’d be a very special surprise waiting for her. This sort of thing had happened since Chris was a kid but it got worse after school completed. His doctor suggested that Chris could change his diet or try exercising to help things. Chris told the doctor he wanted a pill. Since the issue wasn’t anything clinical, the Doctor told Chris that he could wear protective garments, especially since Chris couldn't feel the mess unless he moved around- long after the deed had been completed. "But that's for babies!" Chris clarified by screaming at me. The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “butt garments”.

Barb really wanted Chris to at least try the liners but he was determined. So, Barb stated that she would no longer do his laundry. Though, after that Liquid Clyde call, Barb offered to wash his sheets- the next day. He said he when he had woken up in the middle of the night it had been "a big one”. But, instead of racing off to tell his Mom, Chris climbed out of bed and decided to hide from Clyde by putting one big stuffed animal in the middle of the bed with a pair of sunglasses across it’s face.

Chris hid on the couch and covered himself in stuffed animals. He didn't want to sleep in his bed because of the mess he made, and because “that would be where Clyde would look for him”. If Clyde had infact broken into Chris bedroom that night it was easy to see how Chris potentially would have worked- although not in the way he intended.

After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." He said that it had about him and me in a pool, and that as he had been my hero, I could be his heroine too- his “God’s angel mermaid”. He stated that when he woke up there was yet another mess but "not a bad mess”. “Oh, you had a wet dream?"

Chris giggled and said: "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"

He added that it was the first pleasant dream he had had in some time… and repeatedly kept corrected me about "sticky dreams”.
After this dream, Chris returned to obsessing over Clyde. I asked Chris what he was going to do about Clyde and was informed that he intended to phone the police - eventually. I pointed out that Clyde was out of the local police's jurisdiction (federal wasn’t mentioned) as Clyde resided now in Australia, after all. Chris didn’t understand what jurisdiction meant, but recognized Australia was too far for Virginia’s boys in blue to visit by car.

I told Chris that he was being too passive. He needed to take charge and be a man. His first confrontation video ended up being kind of lackluster. Others followed and slowly Chris progressed up the ladder… only to get distracted once again.

The next video was one explaining bodily functions to my cousin, Flora (as Chris was an unrivaled expert on this topic). At first he was kind of uncomfortable making it, but I persuaded him that farts were completely natural (like his other ailments) and that he had nothing to worry about. Chris predictably warmed up to the topic and surprised us all by singing for the finale an acoustic ditty of his own.

He produced a steady stream of videos until Rocky made the scene. She appeared March 30th. After she showed up, he decided he didn't want anything to do with youtube. This was a major problem though. Youtube was the only way I could see by boyfriend’s God-given face. He eventually gave in and returned to youtube upon agreement that videos uploaded needn’t stay public. Once viewed and saved onto my ipod, they would each be deleted from his page.

I started to encourage him to stand up for himself, overall, and get that darn ED page taken down. Clyde and ED were all one and the same. Around this time, Chris and Rocky discovered legi0n. Chris was overwhelmed by the colors and sensations of the forum, but before he closed the window, he saw a photoshop of him “as an angel protecting cwcville”. He loved that picture so much.

Around the same point Vanessa Hudgens appeared. She got Chris really excited because she promised him fame and glory in movies. I had a bad feeling about her though. All of Vanessa’s video requests seemed to require Chris’ nudity. I wondered if she was trying to make Chris into a porn actor rather than the next Disney sweetheart? I didn't ask too many questions though, because I had to agree that Chris was a born star.

Chris didn't trust Joshua Martinez, whom had introduced the two. Every time he talked to Vanessa, he had to go through Josh. Chris thought that Josh was hogging her. At the same time, however, Chris was content to play by Josh’s rules.

I gave Chris the idea for his next domain name, cwcville.com. He was fairly hung up on purchasing sonichuandrosechuforever.com (or an alternative name of the same nature if his first choice was revealed to be already occupied). However, he was quickly swayed by cwcville.com as it was still proclaimed one of his many creations. We had the hopes that he'd make the new site into a big portal that would feature BRAND NEW, NEVER RELEASED, and ORIGINAL material. He registered the domain via godaddy instead of geocities. He selected "godaddy" as it made him think that it was a family friendly domain registrar or something (thus more trustworthy and accepting of his content).

After cwcville.com was established, Chris started on episode 19. While working on pages he made some fanart of Layla and Punchy swapping underwear. I had suggested Chris draw Punchy in women’s underwear sometime (to symbolically display an acceptance of Chris’ interests). When I saw the finished product, I noticed he had shoehorned Layla in there as well. “They both have to do it,” he insisted, “together forever”. Before coloring the final piece he decided to sketch out a one-off of Layla blowing Punch while in wearing boxers.

His plan for episode 19 involved their date at McDonalds. Chris kept talking about how they'd have sex in the bathroom. He also made a ham-fisted analogy between Punchy/Layla and him/myself. He said that our first date would be at McDonalds, too, and his desire to fuck me in the lavatory. Chris claimed that he normally didn’t approve of sex before marriage, but he was a modern man now who changed with the times. I asked him if Punchy would have the condom, but Chris was adamant that Punchy didn’t have pockets and was insulted when I referenced cartoon loopholes. He tried to suggest that Layla had the condom, but I wouldn't let him as Layla is not that kind of girl. Chris eventually decided that Layla could choose when and when not to birth.

After that pressing matter got resolved, he declared that they were "going to have some fun". Chris also wanted to include queefing. There was an episode of South Park that aired right before this, so it's obvious that's where he got the queefing idea. Though, he never did bring the show up (at least, in reference to queefing). Instead, he acted like he was suddenly concerned about women's problems. I thought this was weird, but backed up his argument by referencing his incontinence problems. He said that because I accepted his perpetual mud butt, it should be OK for him to be supportive of queefers and include it within the upcoming comic.

I thought that was a great idea! And since I knew about the episode of South Park, I suggested he get glitter and put it in the comic, too. He ended up getting stickers instead. And sadly, in the final cut, he ended up coloring over the queef entirely. I was very disappointed.

While Layla and Punchy were on their date, Layla got a greek salad with ranch dressing, pickles on the side, and a diet coke. She was watching her figure, after all, implored Chris. Punchy offered her some free fries as they sat across from one another at the day-glo dinner table. Hailing back to her petting zoo roots, Layla ate them from his hand, careful not to nip any wayward digits.

This instance, along with the fact that Punchy had tolerated her gassy vagina, really wowed Layla. She was so impressed that when they went for their "potty break", she ended up fucking the echidna-hitmon-chu.

Chris went into detail about how this unfurled: He said that Punchy had gone to the men’s room and had left the door ajar while he used the facilities. After simultaneously “relieving himself and flirting with Layla” he decided to visit her in the women’s bathroom. They selected the handicapped stall in which to have sex because of the extra elbowroom. After their bathroom escapades, they head to Layla's house to eat again (possibly dessert? Chris intended no innuendos).

Meanwhile, Reginald is a jealous little spunk. Originally, Chris had really dramatic ideas planned for Reginald. The blue Sneazelchu was going to slash Punchy's tires. He also was supposed to walk in on Punchy and Layla having sex in the McDonald’s bathroom.

I'm fairly certain that all of this hilarious material was axed from the comic because Chris had been showing Rocky his crafts and basically censored himself in the process. To me, however, he simply said he wanted to keep things "TV-Y7".

While Chris was working on all this, he had a new dream. After a few rage videos against Clyde, the unpleasant troll dreams had ceased. His latest bizarre dream involved the show “Hey Arnold”. He asked me if I remembered Hey Arnold and when I answered yes, he shrieked: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A FOOTBALL HEAD!” After I picked the phone back up off the floor he apologized and assured me that had been his "Helga Pataki coming out".

Next, he performed several impressions of the Hey Arnold characters that all sounded eerily similar to one another... In particular, he was especially proud of his Phoebe because she sounded like Angelica Rosechu. Phoebe wanted to stick around for quite awhile but eventually Chris let me in on his dream.

It started off with him skiing on a mountain with Arnold. They went off a steep jump and flew/floated through space. When they returned to Earth, they landed in the ocean atop a pair of identical surfboards. Chris high fives Arnold and sees everyone on the beach cheering for them.

He then began rambling on about his many cats and Patti (in Heaven, she prefers to hang around with former First Kitty, Sox). He asked me if I had pets and I told him that I had two hermit crabs, Crass and Champ. I told Chris that they were married and he suddenly became very interested in the vivacious pair. Always open-minded, he didn't even ask their genders. I don’t think Chris ever did find out that they were both males…

It was after I mentioned Crass and Champ that he started talking about visiting the crustaceans and I in real life. He asked me what I would think if I woke up one day and rolled over to find him lying next to me, formerly spooning? Chris would be smiling fondly at me, and would I return this? Or perhaps begin squealing with delight? I asked how he'd manage to get into my dorm room in the first place. He said he'd arrange something with my roommate as she “was clearly supportive of our union”. Despite being fairly certain my roommate wasn’t a shipper fangirl, I made sure to point out to Chris that he most likely wouldn't even have been able to get into the building.

He changed game plan. He said he'd just show up at my Starbucks job. He would be excited to see "his sweetie serving treaties". He was also really stoked about getting free drinks while there, and wanted to know if he could get free food, too. I had an inkling that McDonalds would be but a distant memory after he had the ability to save those burger dollars and fill up on toffee bars.

He than announced that he intended to stroll up to the counter and order.

“I’ll have a caramel macchiato, caramel on the side. I’ll have it on my lover, later on.”
Chris decided to upload a video greeting the crabs and I. This was the “notoriously creepy” video that ended up on the radio stations. I will always hold dear how much he loved my crabs… and how eager he was to take them for “walkies”.

The next video I requested was for him to get all dolled up for a date with me. I wanted him to mime what our magical first date would be like. Somewhere along the way McDonalds was forgotten. Had Chris and I grown too close for him to uphold this sacred courtship step? I’m thinking the comic took care of such necessary details (and saved him a few bucks in the process). So, instead of elaborating about me rolling over for fries he decided to bring a special guest on the show: a sex doll with my drawn face on it.

After seeing those videos, I asked Chris how church went. We ended up getting onto the topic of Easter. Chris started rambling about Easter hunts and how he was upset that he no longer received presents or chocolate anymore. With a stiff upper lip, he accepted that he didn’t get these things, however, because he is “now man, not a little boy”.

I asked him to relive his favorite childhood Easter memories in a video. I also requested he wear his "Easter best". His interpretation of this request was the bunny hop video. Crayola red graced his nose but, sadly, he decided to use permanent markers for his bunny whiskers. He whined about how hard it was to get off and how he was “stuck blushing”.

At this time, Chris loved having a schedule and regular work. I gave him an assignment of three comic pages a day. On the weekend he was to color the completed pages. After the bunny hop video, he had to be persuaded to upload the pages on time because he was tired from scrubbing the permanent marker off of his face.

A couple days later I discovered, through the grapevine, that Chris had been cheating on me with Vanessa. I insisted that I wasn't angry with Vanessa but I was angry with him, although Chris kept pleading with me not to blame Vanessa. I decided to punish him by requesting a video of him spanking himself. Although my intention wasn't that he be naked, Chris decided to kill two birds with one stone and film the spanking video immediately after the shower video he made for Vanessa. I had repeatedly asked for Chris to upload the video, per usual, to youtube and he point-blank refused. After viewing the video, needless to say I knew why.

Some troll sent Chris a package of “butt garments” in the mail. Barb thought that they were samples from their doctor, so she kept them, just in case. Chris was angry that she was keeping the diapers and tried to steal them from her multiple times, but he failed. Barb squirreled them away in her room.

My roommate was also really offended that Chris cheated on me and insisted that a mere spanking wasn't an acceptable punishment. She suggested he wear the diapers and label his crotch as "unfit for collection". During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his medallion and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to “still look good for me”.

Afterwards, he had to sneak the remaining diapers back into his mother's room. Given this atonement, Chris’ mood returned to normal. He began discussing his plans for meeting up with me again and blamed his unfulfilled libido on his temptation to cheat. He had never mentioned this resurgence of “needs”. Just like with the Easter discussion, and many discussions before, Chris reminded me that he was “a man”. He made to sure to add that Julie had been “forever ago by now”, too.
Chris blamed me for why he cheated on Vanessa, and stressed it wasn't Vanessa's fault. He said he felt neglected because his needs weren't being met.

"You said Julie wore you out," I told him.

"But that was forever ago!!" Chris protested.

I asked him why he was telling me all this now but had never gave me a prior explanation. I followed this up by asking what kinds of needs he had. The response wasn’t entirely pleasant. Some of the conversations were as such:

He fantasized about us being married together. I told him I was going to for my PhD in Art History and wanted to take my time [when it came to marriage]. He said he'd do art as well when we were married, but as a “writer/artist”. I’d come home from a long day of work… then Chris have to go to work. I’d cook. Chris wanted know if I would mind if, he was really stressed out, if he could go to the strip club on the way home? I was taken aback. He was supposed to be telling me about how he had needs. Were these it? He continued by elaborating that if he was especially stressed, this would allow me to continue cooking without his stress interrupting the process.

So, I asked him what we’d do if I had sexual needs?

“I’m sorry, what?” was the reply.

I re-iterated that women have sexual needs, too. He understood. I continued: “therefore, if I'm stressed out, do I get to go to the strip club?"

Chris was very confused. He told me that there were women already there. I offered a male strip club. Chris told me he didn’t think we had those in Virginia. I asked Chris what if we had a threesome and he said he'd be okay with such. I added that wanted a second man to join us. I received another “what” before he proclaimed that he no longer wished to discuss such topics.

Chris next asked me about my art phd. I told him about how I wanted to be a museum curator. I asked about his college degree and he said he would use it to draw his comic. I didn’t understand how this work, given the nature of his degree. I concluded that this would mean I was the breadwinner. Chris chimed in that "yeah, we're modern like that”.

I asked what would happen when we procreated. He said that when had Crystal, I’d have to take a time out from working. Without hesitation, I asked what if I didn't like the name Crystal? After some disgruntled sighs, I started on about how Crystal was a stripper name. He got upset. Chris always knew his Daughter was supposed to be named Crystal- God told him so! I asked him what if God told me that MY daughter's name wasn’t crystal, and he got mad. I flat out told him that if I'm the bread winner and was going to carry the kid and go through labor that I should at least have say in the naming process. Besides, he’d have his stripper friends named Crystal, having a baby named such too would be overkill. He kinda broke down about it and he said we’d discuss such things when the time actually came.

Chris was, once again, suddenly turned on. We got back on the subject of what we would do if we met and how I'd be coming down to Ruckersville when I graduated. He was getting fairly frisky and wanted to get all intimate. Chris wanted to know how I’d go down on him. He told me that if he ate something before the deed how I too would taste it. I remember asking him about Country Cookin’ around this point to move the topic along. Since he goes there a lot, after all. Chris said eats spinach and dessert first, then eat chicken. From Chicken we returned to… I indulged him. I asked him what would he eat beforehand? He said he'd eat these things immediately, and they’d be strawberries.

I asked him if it’d taste like "strawberry milk”? "No, just strawberries". The subject of recycling his semen was visisted. I asked him to enjoy some strawberries on video and then try to see if his afterbirth tasted like strawberries, too. He said he didn't have strawberries in his house because they’d just spoil in the Chandler’s fridge. I asked him if he had chocolate and he said "yeah, some chocolate syrup for chocolate milk!”. So, I told him to try that instead. Though, he said he'd “do it all together on camera”...

I'd try to keep the calls short because otherwise he'd talk for two hours. 15 minutes was always the ideal length for me. I called him back when he said the video would be done. Chris said he didn't have any chocolate syrup so he opted instead for orange Fanta. Chris downed it.

On the 16th, after Chris had shown me the video privately, Clyde hacked Chris's website and leaked multiple videos. The spanking video, and Chris dancing about in the shower with an imaginary me. When I saw that video I asked him about it. He said it was for Vanessa. Chris was ready to take on nude roles. As mentioned, I asked for the spanking video but I didn't ask for it to be in nude. Now I knew why it had been. I purposely did not want any nudes of Chris.

Chris thought Clyde "interrupted the stream" as opposed to hacking his website with his password or something like that. So, he never changed a thing with godaddy.

The next day, Chris spoke with Vanessa again and reported to me about how he was behaving even though she was up on her ways. He never thought twice about telling me about how much Vanessa wanted him. I cried about how I felt he was still cheating on me and he made the video kissing the blow up doll. Unsatisfied, I wanted a video where he swore on the bible that he wouldn't cheat on me again but instead he simply quoted verses. Though I appreciated the effort, it still wasn’t enough. I asked him if he remembered all the old videos he rid of? Like that one video where shot Adam Stackhouse? He did. I asked if he would upload it since it made him look like a badass and might scare off Clyde. He said it’d be like he was defending me! Indeed, two birds – one stone.

I later re-discovered how much I had enjoyed Christian and the Hedgehog boys when it first hit the e-waves. I asked Chris to make an album another album. Chris wanted to include his girlfriend- and the crabs. I gave him song ideas and he went to town with them. Some of them were long, though, and he kinda got bored. That’s why the songs in toward the end were not as creative as the first few. Like "Paradise by the Seashore Light”.

When the album was released and I shared it with all my friends. Just like everything else, Clyde got ahold of it. I remember asking why Layla was included on the cover. Chris said she wanted to join and was the stage manager. She was peaking out from behind the curtains- not being a dismembered floating head.

Even after all the tears, Chris began letting slip about his planned meetings with Vanessa around town. They decided to meetup at long last. Josh got Chris to go to the JMU campus with a sign and every time Chris would think he saw her, she would disappear. Chris stressed how didn't want to use that sign so he decided on wearing a hat, too. I thought Vanessa and I could be friends but josh had other intentions. He wanted to exploit Chris for money and would do this by going through Vanessa.

Josh claimed to have very strong ties to the FBI and threatened to hack into Chris’ ps3. Josh wanted to monitor Chris 24/7 as punishment for not meeting up with Vanessa not giving her the "presents” she had requested. I was upset to learn about the times Chris had gone out with Joshua to TGI Fridays. During one date, Chris didn't have enough money for food because he spent his week’s allowance on the previous time they went out. Josh just ordered a meal for himself and ate it in front of him while Chris watched. Chris just got a slushie drink and asked for refills. The waitress did not like this.
Later on, Chris discovered that he was being mocked by Clyde again. I suggested Chris perform a string of videos to prove to Clyde, once and for all, that Chris meant business. This included baring his fangs at the camera and giving the PSeye a good smack ‘round. Sadly, nothing worked with Clyde…

At TGI Fridays, Josh got Chris to pay for his meals. He kept telling Chris that they would go meet Vanessa. Every time Vanessa failed to show and Josh would enjoy the meal on Chris' dime, obviously.

Once, the proposed meeting place was at JMU. Chris went there with a sign looking for Vanessa, but only found campus police. While there, Chris donned a hat and tried to keep a low profile.

I discovered that Chris was driving all over the place looking for Vanessa, and at JMU in particular, I began to doubt Chris' loyalty. Chris recommended a simple video reiterating his promises to me, but I insisted that, this time, such was not good enough. I suggested a full-blown marriage ‘what if?’ comic/video and he proposed. My Daddy, whom always reminded me of Coach McGuirk, made his first appearance in the comic.

Chris really loved the Coach McGuirk idea. He spoke with my father on the phone and wowed him with stories about him being in the cub scouts. Daddy, meanwhile, quizzed Chris. What was his home life like? What was his game plan for the future? Chris, proudly, informed Daddy that his job was “writing Sonichu updates”. Daddy asked: “what the fag is that, son?”. Chris changed the topic…

All of my friends made an appearance in the wedding comic. I also suggested the November Rain wedding dress as, since I was already at the big top, I might as well dress for the occasion, too. Chris decided that he would have to wear his clown shirt in the comic- not because of the ceremony’s theme, but because no one would recognize him if he was wearing a normal suit alone. No, the medallion was not enough.

It was in this comic that he finally put to use stickers originally intended for Layla's feminist queef. They were made the petals for flower girl, Ching Chong, to scatter. Celion Dion was chosen as the background music because… well, Meatloaf had a hangover and I don’t think Chris would have been comfortable with Elton John, even if the man had previously played at Crass and Champ’s ceremony (therefore insuring us a recommendation discount!).

Clyde showed up again, dropping more Vanessa info and videos. It was after that that Chris attempted to meet up with Vanessa once more. A wild goose chase ensued. Every time Chris showed up at a prospective meeting place, he received a call stating that Miss. Vanessa was at another joint. On that one night, Chris drove around the Charlottesville area, looking for Vanessa from 6 pm to 2 am.

The following day was a particularly dense call time for Chris and I. All in all, I received more than 30 calls in a single 24 hour period from Chris (I had decided to ignore him for that one day). When I finally did pick up, Chris wasn’t happy but nor was I. He had worried me by not phoning the day of the Vanessa excursion. So, to make up for it, Chris drew us the honeymoon comic.

I asked why he had included six glade plug-ins with our suite. Chris claimed that a single one wasn’t strong enough for his small bedroom so a suite would require much, much more. Things were about to get dirt-ay, after all! Plus, there was that whole thing with Chris defecating whenever he experienced a sincere, triggering, emotion…

While drawing the honeymoon comic, Chris wanted to draw his penis life sized. I called him to find out what was holding things up and Chris revealed that he had taken a break to cuddle with Mommy. After considering the situation, Chris decided to hand off the phone to Barb. Barb was, surprisingly, very friendly. She had been such during my initial quizzing, but now her guard was completely brought down. Chris was, however, impatient because Barb had interrupted him while he was drawing his dick. His dick was bent in the comic because I didn't want him whitewashing history and pretending his dick had no curve to it. As previously implied, the theme of our relationship had always been one of acceptance (and feces).

Chris claimed the speed lines across our bodies were due to the “camera zooming in on the goodies”. After Barb finally left the room, Chris settled on just tracing his dick. The tracing was his idea to simplify the process of drawing his dick accurately (and so he wouldn’t have to look at it for too long). He attempted to trace his “small sack” with it’s “lots of cum” but eventually gave up and winged it.

Chris asked if my comic self had any powers so I made up a sort of fursona analogue to Chris-Chan Sonichu. One surprise in the comic was the re-appearance of my father, giving permission for Chris to deflower me. I appreciated Chris asking Daddy… before asking me. Chris gave his "scout's honor" to take care of me.

After that dastardly Clyde intercepted the honeymoon comic it went public. In addition, all these debauched accounts of sex and freewheeling fecal matter reached poor, innocent Ching Chong's ears. She had become confused and terrified of my poor, insane, boyfriend. I suggested that Chris make a video explaining his behavior and why it’s natural. Honestly, I primarily requested an explanation of the leaked spanking video, but Chris offered a bonus discussion about his poopoo problemos and navy consumption. This video, in particular, became very notorious across the internet (and airewaves) on such sites as hiphop superstars and more.

To cover his ass to Rocky, he made a follow-up video disavowing responsibility, and blaming me for mention (and revelation) of his worse moments to the world.

During all of these events, Chris began to have sleeping problems. He complained that he couldn’t turn off his brain when falling asleep, and that he couldn’t wake his brain when getting up in the morning.

I decided to stick to Chris’ canon of me. I suggested he share these problems with the world! Since he was slipping on his comic schedule, anyways, I added he make more videos and other content to put out. Quizzes, quizzes, and more quizzes was Chris’ response. Although, during this time he made a wikipedia page, too.

At one point, Chris told me that he detested the word "sammies" (diminutive for sandwich). He hated the word because when he took up fucking his bed pillow, he always folds it around his dick like a sandwich. The word "sammy" reminded him of this practice and it embarrassed him. Mayo was not mentioned at any point…

Discussion of the Autism papers was brought up during our relationship, too. It is no secret that Chris likes to use his handicap as a crutch. I would often tell Chris that he wasn’t handicapped. but instead that he was handicapable. He had a car, right? And Charlottesville was his playpen to embrace and explore forever more. However, Chris insisted that his Autism was a burden. I requested to learn more about his diagnosis. If we were to have children, would our offspring be at risk for the disease? Chris did not like this term. Though, he was willing to look into the matter— of the sake of little Roberta Latrine (formerly Crystal Weston). It was quickly discovered that the papers were locked up in a hutch with the key’s constantly on Bob’s person. The subject was not touched upon again.

Eventually, he had one more chat with Officer Keino. It was revealed during this time that Chris had gone to the police because of Josh - and with Rocky. As previously stated, Chris kept mentioning going to the police, but I didn't think he’d actually do so as that would entail explaining things to his parents. Also, Bob and Barb have always been extremely afraid of the authorities. For years, Bob has burnt all troll mail they receive in a barrel in the backyard (troll gifts, however, were consumed by the family or put to use).

Bob hid the vast majority of troll material from Barb.

The breaking point for Bob and Barb had been Josh. He had sold Chris a PSP with a non-existent feature for a higher price than a normal PSP. Chris made no secret of intention of giving his old PSP to Vanessa.

While Josh was scamming Chris, Chris scammed Josh back by giving him a bad check. Bob and Barb end up agreeing to go to the police with Rocky to catch Josh and ONLY Josh. They agree ONLY to discuss matters regarding Josh as they were handling "Clyde and the trolls on their own terms".

Taking advantage of the situation, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb at the station by monopolizing and domineering the police’s help. She pushed for the authorities to investigate all the trolls- and Ivy, as well. Despite his parents protests, Rocky went against their wishes and ignored their harbored anxiety.

Needless to say, I was pretty pissed. While Bob/Barb and Josh continued their feud over a PSP, I broke up with Chris over his betrayal. Chris, however, didn’t stop calling. After two days, Daddy and I had to have Bob tell Chris to leave our family alone.

During this call, Bob told me that he and Barb were planning on going up with Chris to visit me at Boston University! Initially, Chris intended to visit alone but was concerned about visiting as my University's website featured an ethnically diverse student body. Bob and Barb decided to join and had begun saving up for the entire family's vacation.

The trip was called off because Barb discovered Chris was stealing from her purse. He had been sneaking small changed for awhile (in addition to using their credit cards on PSN), but recently it had become larger and larger amounts. I had known about the cards on PSN but Chris had told me such things “was in the past”. He did, however, stress that his parents were unaware of his five-finger-discounts. Chris’ pocket-book thievery was revealed at the police station to everyone.

Sadly, the events during this time period really got to Barb and Bob mentioned that she threatened to kill herself.

Bob continued the conversation and informed me that he would handle Josh. Bob didn’t trust the police to help because Chris was also a guilty party, and had previous run-ins (six to seven incidents, he stated). So, Bob intended to save the matter for small claims court. As for the trolls, Bob was convinced that Megan (“that CRUEL, GERMAN, girl” he dubbed her) was behind the evil doings. He revealed that the Chandlers had started getting harassed back in 1999 by a man named Jamie Dunn (who also tried to land Bob in the slammer). Furthermore, Bob stated that there were people in the world penning thesis’ about Chris for their degrees.

Bob no longer trusted Rocky. Bob said he'd tell Chris to stop calling me and at the same time, he requested that he use my father's clout to help catch Josh.

Although Bob was rather pushy he did back off soon after- with a heavy heart, and respectfully so. He made one final plea that I re-consider. Chris and his family required “all the help they could get”. Bob said I could trust him, that he was “as clean as they get”. Unlike Rocky, Bob never thought I was a troll. Bob and Barb had always polite to me, kind even. It was a tragedy that things had to end the way things did- that Chris still had no concept of the word “no”.

Bob asked if I wanted to speak with Chris. Bob wanted us to keep talking. At the very least, if I decided to stick to my guns, he asked if I’d say goodbye to his son. I had to decline- to go back now and hear his voice again would have been too painful…

And than I killed myself.

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==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 August 2010'' (6:35) {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' (2:50) {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' (6:36) {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' (2:28) {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==

*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' (1:32) {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' (4:37) {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' (2:52) {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' (3:50) {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' (1:35) {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' (1:42) {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' (1:03) {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' (:34) {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==

*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 [[October 2010]]'' (1:53) {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' (1:04) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' (2:57) {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' (:31) {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' (6:12) {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' (1:15) {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' (5:34) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' (1:36) {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{Asperchu}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' (3:34) {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' (8:52) {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' (1:26) {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' (:54) {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' (1:39) {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' (:47) {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' (1:23) {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' (1:47) {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie}} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' (:52) {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' (1:06) {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' (:43) {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' (6:24) {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president.

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' (1:49) {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' (3:33) {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[SonichuBabies]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (12:04) {{Other}} {{Crazy}} Chris plays with some homemade [[Sonee and Rosey]] puppets.

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (5:56) {{Other}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[Wigwam]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (:15) {{Racism}} {{Crazy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris pretends to smoke [[tobacky]].

*'''[[DayOut]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (15:24) {{Other}} {{Rumors}} {{Reason}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris drives around Ruckersville and Charlottesville in a series of nine videos.

*'''[[WeighIn]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (:27) {{Power}} {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris weighs himself.

*'''[[FullHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' (1:27) {{Music}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to sing the ''Full House'' theme song and slurs it badly.

*'''[[Don'tPintheOop]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (2:35) {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris talks about [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] and other subjects.

*'''[[ShowerClean#ShowerClean1|ShowerClean1]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:15) {{Other}} {{Reason}} {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}} Chris discusses the proper way to clean his shower wall.

**'''[[ShowerClean#ShowerClean2|ShowerClean2]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:18) {{Other}} {{Reason}} {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}} Chris cleans a single spot of his shower wall before giving up.

*'''[[SpaghettiRoutine]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (4:50) {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris mimics the way of making spaghetti with meatballs and demonstrates how to eat canned food like a pig.

*'''[[WelcometoBollywood]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (7:23) {{Other}} {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Cwcbra2}} Chris shows us his belly-dancing moves while wearing a padded bra.

*'''[[Book10Replacement]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (3:53) {{Comics}} {{Crazy}} Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|re-writes]] the end of [[Sonichu_10#Revised_ending_version|Sonichu 10]].

*'''[[DrainedCreativity]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:28) {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris blames the trolls and [[Clyde Cash]] for his lack of creativity.

*'''[[DivineTrial]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (3:17) {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedShirt}} {{Clyde}} Chris judges [[Clyde Cash]] in a Kangaroo court. He then proceeds to kill him, [[Don't Mess With Me|again]].

*'''[[JuggaloShoutOut]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:19) {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedShirt}} {{Clyde}} Chris gives a "shout out" to fellow [[wikipedia:Insane Clown Posse|Insane Clown Posse]] fans and misattributes a song to them.

*'''[[HairDifference#HairDifferenceBefore|HairDifferenceBefore]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:43) {{Other}} {{Rumors}} {{Reason}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris shows us his dirty hair and prepares to wash it.

**'''[[HairDifference#HairDifferenceAfter|HairDifferenceAfter]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (:36) {{Other}} {{Rumors}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris shows us his washed hair, which shows little difference from the unwashed ones.

*'''[[Ghostbusters (video)]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (4:35) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris howls and then plays the [[Ghostbusters]] theme on ''Rock Band 2''.

*'''[[ToJackie]]''' ''30 October 2010'' (2:32) {{Galpals}} {{Tragedy}} {{Comedy}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris swears on the [[Chris and religion|Bible]] that he loves Jackie and that he cares more for her than [[video games]], [[Sex toys]] or other [[PS3|objects]].

==November 2010==

*'''[[100 2278]]''' ''06 [[November 2010]]'' (:49) {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris tries to do pull-ups.

*'''[[100 2357.MOV]]''' ''22 [[November 2010]]'' (:24) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Website}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris announces that he is leaving the internet again and deletes all his videos in the process.
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==January 2010==

* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' (1:22) {{Website}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].

* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' (2:55) {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Since Christian believes he is victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].

* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' (1:11) {{Violence}} {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.

* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' (2:11) {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].

* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' (1:13) {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent [[The Simpsons]] 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[Mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].

* '''[[15 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' (:28) {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.

* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' (:51) {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.

*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' (9:30) {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the [[Asperpedia]].

*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' (1:45) {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."

*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010]]''' ''30 [[January 2010]]'' (2:28) {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

==February 2010==

*'''[[CWC address to Royal Board]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' (4:23) {{Comics}} {{Racism}} {{Reason}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.

*'''[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' (1:03) {{Homos}} {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.

*'''[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' (2:15) {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "[[Death threats|Past Unformalities]]" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia.

*'''[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]''' ''5 [[February 2010]]'' (2:30) {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.

*'''[[9 February 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate February 9th, 2010]]''' ''9 [[February 2010]]'' (3:17) {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the [[CWCipedia|undestroyable]].

*'''[[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]]''' ''23 [[February 2010]]'' (1:12) {{Crazy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

*'''[[Magical Man Potion]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' (2:11) {{Crazy}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris mixes up yet another [[fapcup|disgusting concoction]], but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic.

*'''[[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]''' ''24 [[February 2010]]'' (9:57) {{Video games}} {{Crazy}} Chris attempts to explain the PS3 and PlayStation Network.

==March 2010==

*'''[[03022010|Captain's Log, Stardate March 2nd, 2009]]''' ''02 [[March 2010]]'' (2:33) {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris apologizes to Alec, and shows off a new Asperchu medallion.

*'''[[Surfshack Tito (video)|Surfshack Tito]]''' ''02 [[March 2010]]'' (:14) {{Crazy}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris talks about Rocket Power.

*'''[[A message to the Trolls]]''' ''10 [[March 2010]]'' (1:50) {{Violence}} {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with [[The Wallflower]].

*'''[[Don't Mess With Me]]''' ''10 [[March 2010]]'' (1:43) {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris imagines going Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on [[Clyde Cash]].

*'''[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]''' ''14 [[March 2010]]'' (1:03) {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{TanWideLines}} A kilt-wearing Chris threatens [[Surfshack Tito]] with a panty shot and his amazing knife skills.

*'''[["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]''' ''14 [[March 2010]]'' (2:08) {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris begs the Wallflower to be his [[sweetheart]] so he won't have to pay $100 for a prostitute.

*'''[[Happy Sonichu Day]]''' ''17 [[March 2010]]'' (1:23) {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.

*'''[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]''' ''17 [[March 2010]]'' (:56) {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris drops an [[Niggos|N-Bomb]] on Surfshack Tito.

*'''[[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|C-Ya Later]]''' ''21 [[March 2010]]'' (6:05) {{Website}} {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest.

*'''[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]''' ''22 [[March 2010]]'' (1:06) {{Television}} {{reason}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} Chris discusses the quality of the voice acting on [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]], 36 hours after vowing to leave the internet forever.

*'''[[F Abstinance]]''' ''28 [[March 2010]]'' (1:32) {{Sex}} {{Rage}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Chris condemns abstinence-based sex education, but for [[Virgin with rage|all the wrong reasons]].

==April 2010==

*'''[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]''' ''12 [[April 2010]]'' (4:28) {{Racism}} {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Audio}} {{Game Place}} Chris returns to the [[Game Place]] and calls the [[Michael Snyder|manager]] "Jew" when he refuses to admit him back. Audio only.

*'''[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]''' ''22 [[April 2010]]'' (5:03) {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{MountAndDoMe}} {{Cwcbra2}} {{Leaked}} Chris sets the record straight for his new [[Jackie e-mails|gal-pal]], performs [[Chris and sex|oral sex]] on the camera, and talks about his [[Muscle bra|bra]].

*'''[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]''' ''23 [[April 2010]]'' (8:49) {{Autism}} {{Reason}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris talks about [[Autism]] while wearing a [[Muscle bra|bra]]. He also chastises men who are topless because nipples should stay a mystery.

==May 2010==

*'''[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|I Pimp My Ride]]''' ''5 [[May 2010]]'' (:34) {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{PokemonLeague}} Chris brags about ruining his PS3.

*'''[[100 2178]]''' ''8 [[May 2010]]'' (7:07) {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{OrangeSleeveless}} Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends.

*'''[[05142010]]''' ''15 [[May 2010]]'' (4:44) {{Autism}} {{Tragedy}} {{PityShirt}} Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls.

*'''[[Some Favored Comedians]]''' ''20 [[May 2010]]'' (9:53) {{Rumours}} {{Television}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{WhiteTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians.

*'''[[100 2188]]''' ''27 [[May 2010]]'' (4:41) {{Website}} {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT.

*'''[[100 2189]]''' ''31 [[May 2010]]'' (1:56) {{Website}} {{Rumours}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet.

==June 2010==

*'''[[6 June 2010]]''' (9:09) {{Rumours}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} {{Game Place}} Chris tries to explain why he was stalking [[Michael Snyder]] with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again.<noinclude>LIST OF VIDEOS
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==July 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' (2:20) {{RedShirt}} Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' (1:09) {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.

* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' ''10 [[July 2009]]'' (3:50) {{Rage}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.

* '''[[A near public apology]]''' ''11 [[July 2009]]'' (1:50) {{Reason}} {{RedShirt}} Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.

* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' ''17 [[July 2009]]'' (7:57) {{Smug}} {{TrollinShirt}} Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].

* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' ''19 [[July 2009]]'' (:31) {{Comedy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.

* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' (1:27) {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.

*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' (3:05) {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.

* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' ''24 [[July 2009]]'' (4:13) {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{BrownLogoShirt2}} Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".

* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' ''24 [[July 2009]]'' (4:01) {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{RedBlackTrim}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".

* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' ''24 [[July 2009]]'' (8:11) {{Sex}} {{Comedy}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.

* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' ''25 [[July 2009]]'' (3:35) {{Music}} {{BlueTShirt}} Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".

* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' (9:56) {{Comics}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.

* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' ''29 [[July 2009]]'' (5:10) {{Music}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' (9:45) {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}} In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.

*'''[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]''' ''31 [[July 2009]]'' (2:07) {{Crazy}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shaves his goatee off on camera.

*'''[[SingStar Challenge|SingStar Challenge Announcement]]''' ''31 [[July 2009]]'' (5:33) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris outlines the rules of the SingStar Challenge.

*'''[[SingStar Challenge Round 1]]''' ''31 [[July 2009]]'' (3:10) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

==August 2009==

*'''[[SingStar Challenge Round 2]]''' ''1 [[August 2009]]'' (4:06) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{ParappaShirt}} Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith; Chris accuses Liquid of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.

*'''[[SingStar Challenge Round 3]]''' ''3 [[August 2009]]'' (4:09) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteShirt}} Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams; Chris tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity.

* '''[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]]''' ''3 [[August 2009]]'' (3:58) {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.

* '''[[Exposing Jeff]]''' ''4 [[August 2009]]'' (9:55) {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name."

*'''[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]''' ''4 [[August 2009]]'' (9:51) {{Comics}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris attempts to prove his identity by recording himself drawing like a four-year-old.

*'''[[SingStar Challenge Round 4]]''' ''4 [[August 2009]]'' (4:01) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.

*'''[[For Kacey from CWC]]''' ''4 [[August 2009]]'' (1:21) {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} Chris pretends to be Liquid Chris in order to get [[china]] from Kacey.

*'''[[SingStar Challenge Round 5]]''' ''5 [[August 2009]]'' (12:07) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris sings "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "[[duck]]," and Liquid Chris makes him sing it again. Liquid sings "Lift your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.

* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' ''6 [[August 2009]]'' (4:31) {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"

* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' ''9 [[August 2009]]'' (8:19) {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.

* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' ''10 [[August 2009]]'' (4:57) {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}} Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' (2:43) {{Fanart}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' (7:49) {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.

*'''[[CWC Public Disclaimer]]''' ''14 [[August 2009]]'' (6:55) {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris drops his dox and warns viewers not to buy Liquid Chris's merchandise.

* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' ''14 [[August 2009]]'' (2:48) {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{RedBlackTrim}} When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.

*'''[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]''' ''15 [[August 2009]]'' (5:12) {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge.

* '''[[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' (7:35) {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}}{{DenimJacket}} Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.

*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' (2:56) {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.

*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' (:37) {{Crazy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.

* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' (3:32) {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' (1:56) {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.

* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' (4:33) {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.

* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' (2:58) {{Rage}} {{GreenBlackTrim}} Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.

* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' ''29 [[August 2009]]'' (1:55) {{Reason}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{RefereeShirt}} Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

==September 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' (2:46) {{Rage}} {{BlueThinStriped}} Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.

* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' ''6 [[September 2009]]'' (1:20) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' (1:46) {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}} Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.

* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' ''13 [[September 2009]]'' (4:30) {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}} Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.

* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' ''16 [[September 2009]]'' (1:12) {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' (1:14) {{RefereeShirt}} Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' (1:36) {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}} Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' (8:02) {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}} Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.

==October 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' (1:59) {{VertRedShirt}} Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.

* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' (1:15) {{Homos}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.

*'''[[Challenge for Clyde]]''' ''11 [[October 2009]]'' (2:47) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.

* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' (1:27) {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{DarkRedShirt}} {{Clyde}} A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.

* '''[[Challenge for Clyde II]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' (2:33) {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.

* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' (:59) {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{WhiteTShirt}} Chris unburies the <s>tomahawk</s> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' (2:34) {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.

* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' (3:57) {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.

* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' (2:03) {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.

* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' ''21 [[October 2009]]'' (3:16) {{Comedy}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect. He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]].

* '''[[For Chris]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' (8:32) {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.

* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' (4:57) {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.

* '''[[10242009]]''' (:28) {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.

* '''[[For Kacey II]]''' ''25 [[October 2009]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].

* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' (4:25) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.

* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' (:53) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

* '''[[For Chris II]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.

* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' (:25) {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.

* '''[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' (4:27) {{Smug}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}} With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' (1:10) {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".

* '''[[30 Push-Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' (1:29) {{Power}} {{BlueTShirt}} Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.

* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' (:32) {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.

* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' (2:38) {{Liquid}} Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.

* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' (2:31) {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

==November 2009==

* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' (:58) {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{BlueLogoShirt}} Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.

* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' (:30) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.

* '''[[It Will Never End]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' (:23) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.

* '''[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' ''2 [[November 2009]]'' (2:19) {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.

* '''[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]''' ''3 [[November 2009]]'' (10:23) {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.

* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' (4:09) {{Power}} {{ParappaShirt}} Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.

* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' (1:36) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}} Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.

* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' ''6 [[November 2009]]'' (5:12) {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} After the disastrous [[Father Call]], Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.

* '''[[CWC is Sad]]''' ''10 [[November 2009]]'' (2:44) {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.

* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' (2:04) {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.

* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' (1:59) {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.

* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' (5:21) {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' (18:34) {{Comics}} {{Audio}} Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.

==December 2009==

* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' (6:24) {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.

* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' (4:21) {{Power}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.

* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' (1:28) {{Comics}} {{SafetyParka}} Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.

* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' (8:08) {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.

* '''[[Fanmail Reading]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' (10:00) {{OrangeShirt}} Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.

* '''[[Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' (1:57) {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.

* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' (1:43) {{Music}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.

* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' (5:53) {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.

* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' (2:40) {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.

* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' (9:16) {{Comedy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.

* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' (1:20) {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} {{Website}} Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".

* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' (3:21) {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.

* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' (3:44) {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.

* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' (3:25) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].

* '''[[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' (1:42) {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.<noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is used to generate a segment of the content on the [[List of Videos]] page. This way, the article itself is much easier to manage. The format for using this template is as follows: 

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==January 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' (5:47) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.

* '''[[I am STRAIGHT]]''' ''12 [[January 2009]]'' (:08) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' (4:19) {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]]''' (:50) {{Website}} {{ED}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris warns his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] has hacked his Tripod account again, so he informs them of his new Tripod account and website.

* '''[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]]''' ''17 [[January 2009]]'' (2:20) {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} During his talks with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce his own line of video games, Christian hits a snag when Miyamoto jumps to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Christian Weston Chandler. To recover the trust of his business partner, Chris rushes to produce this video, in which he tries to appeal to Miyamoto's cultural background.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' (1:37) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.

* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' ''19 [[January 2009]]'' (3:23) {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' (1:35) {{Website}} {{JokerShirt}} Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Miyamoto}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' (3:24) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' (5:56) {{Miyamoto}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

==February 2009==

* '''[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]''' ''5 [[February 2009]]'' (6:09) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".

* '''[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]''' ''6 [[February 2009]]'' (2:58) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' (2:52) {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' (3:20) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' (2:30) {{Homos}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' ''20 [[February 2009]]'' (7:40) {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} JULAYYYY

==March 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' (2:26) {{Tragedy}}{{Julie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' (4:45) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.

* '''[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]''' ''16 [[March 2009]]'' (:47) {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{Game Place}} Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of [[The GAMe PLACe]] so that he [[Chris and remorse|can buy Eye of Judgement cards]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' (2:03) {{Comics}} {{Ivy}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].

* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' (:59) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} Chris sends a "romantic" message to Ivy that will haunt your dreams.

* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' ''26 [[March 2009]]'' (5:52) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

*'''[[Tour of Chris's House]]''' ''27 [[March 2009]]'' (8:59) Chris gives a video tour of the landfill that is his house.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' (2:48) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' ''29 [[March 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.

* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:33) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.

* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:23) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.

* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (:41) {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).

* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (1:08) {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

==April 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' (1:16) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' (1:24) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:28) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].

* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:50) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.

* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (1:01) {{Racism}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.

* '''[[A CWC Audition]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (7:46) {{Comedy}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".

* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (2:25) {{Sex}} {{Ivy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.

* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (1:58) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.

* '''[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (4:49) {{Tragedy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.

* '''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]''' ''23 [[April 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.

* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' ''24 [[April 2009]]'' (7:14) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.

* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (:12) {{Comedy}} {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris gayly sings and dances.

* '''[[Power]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (1:06) {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris shows how "strong" he is.

* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (6:54) {{Crazy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} In what is possibly the most [[Chris and Reality|insane]] video he's ever made, Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' (6:04) {{Reason}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' (:48) {{Comics}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.

* '''[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]''' ''30 [[April 2009]]'' (1:27) {{Crazy}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dramatizes his [[biological clock]], which involves repeatedly hitting himself.

==May 2009==

*'''[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''1 [[May 2009]]'' (5:08) {{Sex}} {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedShirt2}} Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] and sings a [[Mary Poppins]] song.

* '''[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]''' ''3 [[May 2009]]'' (3:03) {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.

*'''[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]''' ''4 [[May 2009]]'' (6:36) {{Reason}} {{Homos}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to [[homos]].

* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' ''20 [[May 2009]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

==June 2009==

*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' ''12 [[June 2009]]'' (4:33) {{RedShirt2}} Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.

* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (3:02) {{Homos}} {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.

* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (2:02) {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{Audio}} Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos."
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Template:ListOfVideos/1994-2008

2010-12-22T20:26:06Z

Yaanu: Added times to all the videos, corrected a few links.

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==1994==

* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' (2:05) {{RainbowBoy}} {{Television}} {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.

==1998==

* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' (20:57) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.

* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' (13:18) {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.

==1999==

* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' (2:02) {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}} The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.

==2001==

* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]''' ''12 [[July 2001]]'' (:50) {{Leaked}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.

==2003==

* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' (55:54) {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Direct Feed}} {{Leaked}} Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].

==2004==

* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' (24:28) {{Video games}} {{Direct Feed}} {{Leaked}} Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl]]''' ''20 [[December 2004]]'' (7:02) {{Music}} {{Sex}} Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].

==2005==

* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' (:30) {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}} {{Television}} Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set

==2006==

* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' (:54) {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''

==2007==

* '''[[KCWC broadcast|C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' (1:34:12) The less said about this, the better.

* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' (9:02) {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.

*'''[[Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh|Soul Calibur: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh]]''' ''1 [[May 2007]]'' (1:24) {{Violence}} {{Video games}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Direct Feed}} Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by attempting to beat up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting.

* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''29 [[June 2007]]'' (3:18) {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.

* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' (2:15) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' (8:11) {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

==August 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' (9:52) {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' (2:13) {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' (4:42) {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' (6:27) {{ED}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' (12:06) {{Video games}} {{SeaGreenPolo}} Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

==September 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' (2:37) {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' (2:54) {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{JerkopShirt}} {{Comics}} Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' (3:17) {{Galpals}} {{Music}} {{Stackhouse}} {{Panda}} {{DogShirt}} After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' ''25 [[September 2008]]'' (1:49) {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Panda}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} {{Leaked}} Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].

==October 2008==

* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' ''8 [[October 2008]]'' (:17) {{Crazy}} {{Blanca}} {{GreenBlackTrim}} Chris attempts to mimic ''Æon Flux'' and states that Blanca was real.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' (3:33) {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' (6:25) {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' (3:27) {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{VertRedShirt}} Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' (7:37) {{ClassicShirt}} In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

* '''[[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]]''' ''27 [[October 2008]]'' (4:51) {{Video games}} {{Music}} Mentioned in the previous video, Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour.

==December 2008==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' (2:37) {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].
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I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat

2010-10-16T19:07:05Z

Yaanu:

'''I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 14 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has seemingly abandoned his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s for magic spells, invoking [[Harry Potter]], a franchise [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he once despised]] because he thought it was a threat to the success of [[Pokémon]]. He has also apparently renounced his [[XBox is OK.MOV|renunciation of his hatred]] for the [[homos]].

Chris is wearing some sort of robe (perhaps his bathrobe) over his shirt. Contrary to the title of the video, though, at no point does he put on any kind of hat.

The title of the video is a bit strange, considering the phrase is a reference to a sex chat where a troll began with "[http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html| I put on my my robe and wizard hat.]"

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== Transcription ==
[[File:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Bob]] puts on ''his'' [[Chris and Race#Parental influence|Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]]]

[''Chris comes into view, wearing a robe over his shirt and waving his PlayStation Move controller. He's heavily backlit, so we mainly just see his silhouette.'']

Aye, I have been in the world of Hogwarts and I have a learned a spell or two, and I shall [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cast ye spell]].

[''He makes some motions with the Move controller.'']

On all ye vandals out there, who have cursed my name. For I am a straight man! And you all are the homosexuals, because you mislabel me and misjudge me. And now you shall be [[Chris and English|bespelled, and be spelled!]]

[''He pauses to wave his wand some more.'']

You speak ill of me and you speak of bad judgment, you shall have a pain in the leg! Ericcus trollisus ericcus bustisus!

[''Having finished his incantation, Chris leans over and turns off the camera.'']

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Talk:BlueSpike Skype Logs 2

2010-10-15T04:56:16Z

Yaanu:

Tidying up the page a bit.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:40, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*You kinda screwed up and forgot to plug in the right times, you know. -- [[User:Yaanu|Yaanu]] 21:56, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

BlueSpike Skype Logs

2010-10-13T23:40:44Z

Yaanu:

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from [[January 2009|January]] to [[February 2009]].

==Chat logs==
===4 January===
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi!
 [00:22:20] '''BlueSpike:''' I have news!
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rebecca's father, the diplomat, got me an american passport and a green card!
 [00:23:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
And he's flying me out on his jet to Washington DC!
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then after I land I'll be bussing to where my relatives live in Ohio!
 [00:25:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I went to DC first so I could get my Green Card.

===6 January===

 [00:26:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm in America now, Ohio to be exact! I'm with my relatives from [[Molvania]].
 [00:31:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [00:35:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I read the [[PSN]] messages..
 [00:35:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What are you talking about?
 [00:35:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't join [[Sonichu Girls]].
 [00:36:39] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:53:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I understand the misdeed I've done.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like to apoligize.
 [00:54:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Though all I did was bring you here like twice.
 [00:54:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wasn't there for some times you were here.
 [00:54:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was told that someone else was using my name...?
 [00:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Plus my older brother was using my computer, and he's gay...he said he was 'trulling'?
 [00:55:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
He wasn't very clear.
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
OMG! I just asked him about it! He said it was him doing some of this!
 [00:57:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I accept your apology.
 [00:58:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [00:59:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
May I ask who gave you the logs, or would you like to keep it to yourself?
 [00:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I hit my brother upside the head for what he did. >:O
 [01:00:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. it was my Sweetheart, Panda.
 [01:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was right what she did.
 [01:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie, listen, I've promised my heart and my virginity to [[Panda]], confidentially aka IRL, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, but if it's any consolation, after our first time, she is willing to do a threesome.

Aside from that, I'd still like to meet you, as Guy and Gal-Pals.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I apologize for getting carried away with my flirtatious moments.
 [01:03:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I accept your apology.
 [01:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
when I found the Sonichu Girls Forum, I had learned that a [[Robert Simmons V|Sonichu Guy fan]] went saved up and met Sarah.
 [01:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I felt uncertain, because of the possible temptations, but Last Friday, she had informed me that she is able to come to me IRL as soon as February (Confidentially), and that she has not had sex with that guy, saving herself up for me. :)
 [01:05:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds like a true love story to me! :)
 [01:06:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Listen, I would like you, not your brother, to get in touch with Panda (I assume you know her e-mail); tell her about him pretending to be you, and proving yourself truthfully.
 [01:06:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:06:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't dare let my brother, also, I actually don't know Panda's email. :(
 [01:06:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes to what?
 [01:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that it is a True Love Story.
 [01:07:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh. :)
 [01:07:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pandahalo@gmail.com. and do not say you got the e-mal address from me.
 [01:08:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm? Why? And I'll email her.
 [01:08:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, she and I have gotten to know each other for over four months now; we've chatted and Talked; heard each other's honest voices, and we've shared a lot between each other.
 [01:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see! I wouldn't want to ruin that relationship.
 [01:09:12] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:09:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you.
 [01:09:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any time.
 [01:10:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to email Panda ASAP.
 [01:10:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will repromote you in the Home Club next time I get on there.
 [01:10:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, and you take care.
 [01:10:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [01:10:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:11:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Some people are telling me that they want me to invite you to the IRC, should I tell them you boycotted it?
 [01:12:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, don't tell them that. Just them that after having uploaded the comic, I'm taking a bit of time for myself.
 [01:12:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and for Sarah.
 [01:12:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [01:12:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:12:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace.
 [01:12:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:12:54] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:30:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can I ask if maybe you're talking to your true sweetheart, Sarah, now?
 [01:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just asking for the sake of asking. :)
 [01:33:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, BTW. Could you ask her if I got my email?
 [01:33:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
She got my email?*
 [01:45:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Panda replied saying that she needs to talk to you by e-mail, she's being harassed by trolls.
 [03:34:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, I have a question. If Panda had these logs, why didn't she show them to you earlier? I just thought of it, like a Random Access Memory.

===7 January===

 [08:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [08:48:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
How's it going?

===8 January===

 [10:02:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, what happened to Sonichu.net? :(
 [10:04:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's acting strange, like it won't load the pictures..
 [22:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey. :) I'm enjoying Ohio, and the technolgy it brings to me. But I have a question...I know that people have impersonated you before, how am I sure you're for real? :( Do you think there's a way I could tell you're the real deal? I'd love to be ensured that you're the true Christan Weston Chandler. :)
 [22:37:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. That's no problem.
 [22:38:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [22:38:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no microphone for my computer at the moment. :(
 [22:38:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [22:38:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me open the window again.
 [22:39:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!
 [22:39:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see you've been playing your [[Wii]]! :)
 [22:39:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:39:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been considering getting a Wii now I'm in the states.
 [22:39:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what are you going to update? I didn't catch that.
 [22:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [22:40:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, yes. That is true.
 [22:40:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [22:40:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [22:40:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have not seen him today yet, however.
 [22:40:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps.
 [22:40:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I too have only heard his/her voice.
 [22:41:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
But he's trustworthy.
 [22:41:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
434-760-0848, and my address is 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA
 [22:41:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a car soon.
 [22:41:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay!
 [22:41:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [22:41:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [22:42:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Take care!
 [22:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
u2
 [22:48:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
After looking back at what I said, I think I made a mistake. You see, in my country, we do not refer to people by gender. Sometimes I get confused with he or she, I miss home, I suppose. But yes, Cameron is indeed a female.

===10 January===

 [01:14:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Trying to restore your website?
 [13:30:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm working on it.
 [13:31:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [18:00:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [18:01:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just thought I'd check in; I've just read and replied to Anneke's message on the Sonichu Girls Forum. No offense, but while I was able to comprehend some of what she told me over the phone, I miscomprehended some, but after reading the message, I fully understand what she said now.
 [18:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I look forward to your visit, and I will treat you well, like a friend. :)
 [18:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please call me on my cell when you come into Virginia.
 [18:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace. ;)

===11 January===

 [02:10:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's going on? :)

===13 January===

 [14:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I miss you, Chris. I haven't talked to you for a short while. :(

===17 January===

 [03:08:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. well, right now I'm dealing with a change from Sonichu.NET to Sonichu.INFO, because [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the Troll behind the E.D. page Hacked into my [[Tripod]] Account a Second Time. I have created a NEW Tripod account to put [[Sonichu.info]] on, and I will close the OLD Tripod account just after I get the Password recovered.
 [08:39:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm sorry I wasn't able to reply. I was so tired when I got home (After walking around a bit, I like the area near my house.).

===18 January===

 [01:08:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. the Sonichu & Rosechu Site is down for a count, thanks to that bastard, Jason Kendrick Howell.
 [01:08:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am trying to calm myself down and think this through.
 [01:09:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please pray for my recovery, and pray for Jason's Death.
 [01:09:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:17:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll pray for your recovery, Chris.
 [13:17:20] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [13:17:29]'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you. :)
 [13:17:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll always be there.
 [13:18:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there anything I can do to help?
 [13:18:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll get back to you on that, and I will keep you in mind on that.
 [13:19:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [13:21:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I tried to recover a password for your AOL, chrischansonichu. Try the password rc2296.
 [13:21:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope it's right, it's just what I was able to get at an attempt at cracking the code.
 [13:22:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. I have temporarily closed the ChrisChanSonichu account to discourage the Trolls.
 [13:22:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think they hacked it anyway, I'm not sure. I'm guessing what the heartless trolls would do.
 [13:23:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [13:24:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what email will you use, then?
 [13:24:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for now, we can talk on Skype, but I do have a back-up e-mail address.
 [13:25:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome, what is it? I want to know in case I need to send an e-mail for whatever reason.
 [13:25:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd rather not at the moment.
 [13:25:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand 100%.
 [13:26:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can still message me on Skype and PSN.
 [13:26:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, cool.
 [13:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I GTG, I'll TTYL.
 [13:26:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [13:26:16] '''BlueSpike:''' :D
 [14:19:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!
 [16:07:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't believe Jason is gonna sell the site!
 [16:07:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to try to attack his computer!
 [16:10:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, is that okay with you? Or do you want me to leave him alone for now?
 [17:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, just remember. If you ever need to relax, I could help you.
 [23:48:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey Chris, what's up? :)

{{FanChats}}

BlueSpike Skype Logs 13

2010-10-12T17:07:00Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-24==
BlueSpike: 00:00:28
Let me fetch the link.
BlueSpike: 00:00:30
Hold on a few.
BlueSpike: 00:00:37
http://themiscreants.110mb.com/index.htm
BlueSpike: 00:02:48
That address on the bottom is fake, by the way.
BlueSpike: 00:04:08
I'm not there because we expected you'd find the site before.
BlueSpike: 00:04:50
Read it.
BlueSpike: 00:05:00
Thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:12:00
Clyde is here, address him, please.
BlueSpike: 00:16:07
Chris, remember.
BlueSpike: 00:16:14
We must..'check in' before you go eat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:16:59
yes?
BlueSpike: 00:17:05
Yes, give me a few moments..
BlueSpike: 00:17:12
Go grab a snack, I'll give you five minutes.
BlueSpike: 00:17:15
I will call right after.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:17:22
no, let's talk now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:17:28
then I'll get my eats
BlueSpike: 00:17:50
I'm thirsty.
BlueSpike: 00:17:57
I'll be quick, alright?
BlueSpike: 00:19:59
I return.
BlueSpike: 00:20:24
Hello.
BlueSpike: 00:20:37
I'd like to say sorry for Clyde's drinking problem.
BlueSpike: 00:20:38
First of all.
BlueSpike: 00:20:40
Second of all.
BlueSpike: 00:20:44
I think maybe..
BlueSpike: 00:20:55
I'll give you until the fifth day to get here.
BlueSpike: 00:21:02
But before that, you must comply with my demands?
BlueSpike: 00:21:05
Do we have a deal?
BlueSpike: 00:21:18
Once, that you can do now.
BlueSpike: 00:21:29
Promise that once you get to my sister, you will treat her right.
BlueSpike: 00:21:31
Sorry.
BlueSpike: 00:21:33
One that you can do now.
BlueSpike: 00:21:51
Thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:21:56
Second of all, tell me..
BlueSpike: 00:22:04
I have requirements.
BlueSpike: 00:22:22
1. You must come with UNDER 50 dollars to my home, I will supply you with money back.
BlueSpike: 00:22:27
I am going to be fair this once.
BlueSpike: 00:22:40
2. Do not bring anyone else.
BlueSpike: 00:22:54
3, once you arrive at my home.
BlueSpike: 00:23:01
I want you to open the door on your own.
BlueSpike: 00:23:06
Make yourself comfy, even.
BlueSpike: 00:23:07
Yes.
BlueSpike: 00:23:21
Meh, alright.
BlueSpike: 00:23:28
I need you to let yourself in to be sure it's you.
BlueSpike: 00:23:40
It's a trust thing, thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:23:58
5. If nobody answers, yell for Max.
BlueSpike: 00:24:02
Which is me.
BlueSpike: 00:24:07
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 00:24:15
Hmm..I suppose I'll think of others later.
BlueSpike: 00:24:25
I think there may be more I want to do.
BlueSpike: 00:24:31
W-what.
BlueSpike: 00:24:34
How did I-.
BlueSpike: 00:24:38
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-Okay, 4, sorry.
BlueSpike: 00:24:51
I hate this country's numbers..
BlueSpike: 00:24:56
You are now free to go.
BlueSpike: 00:24:59
HOWEVER.
BlueSpike: 00:25:04
I want you here tomorrow.
BlueSpike: 00:25:13
Hmm..
BlueSpike: 00:25:22
I guess whenever Julie gets back from work, that time.
BlueSpike: 00:25:24
You should know.
BlueSpike: 00:25:32
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 00:25:46
Alright.
BlueSpike: 00:25:58
No, the time that she does get back.
BlueSpike: 00:26:04
She's not going anywhere, just the time.
BlueSpike: 00:26:30
Yes?
BlueSpike: 00:26:43
Maybe tomorrow, yes/.
BlueSpike: 00:26:59
I'll try to get Clyde to allow me to do that, alright.
BlueSpike: 00:27:09
Fine.
BlueSpike: 00:27:16
I'd prefer you don't do that.
BlueSpike: 00:27:25
You will not get a reply, it doesn't matter.
BlueSpike: 00:27:29
I will not.
BlueSpike: 00:27:40
Alright.
BlueSpike: 00:29:15
Hmm.
BlueSpike: 00:29:24
I'll allow you to email Julie, instead of Snailmail.
BlueSpike: 00:29:48
You can send it to an old email of mine, I'll let her in it.
BlueSpike: 00:29:54
supersonicfan195@hotmail.com
==2009-02-25==
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:26:55
Hey, I wanted to let you know that I could not get on last night, because I was tired after my long trip.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:27:37
ANYWAY, Max, I am making my trip to Cleaveland tomorrow morning. I am financially set with 50 dollars for the trip, a tank of gas, changes of clothes and such.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:27:44
so you go ahead and inform Clyde of that.
==2009-02-27==
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:23:50
Hey, Max.
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:25:16
I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of you two.
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:25:27
So, explain yourslef, mister.
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:26:18
I am waiting.
BlueSpike: 14:41:59
Heheheheheeh, hello, Chris.
BlueSpike: 14:42:09
I want to say sorry for not coming online sooner.
BlueSpike: 14:42:54
My ISP shut me down..
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:44:47
Hello, Max.
BlueSpike: 14:44:56
I see you've gone on quite the trip, eh?
BlueSpike: 14:44:59
You made it back alright?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:45:01
yes I did.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:45:15
and I had a great time on the road.
BlueSpike: 14:45:20
Tell me all about it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:45:42
first, you explain yourself to me.
BlueSpike: 14:45:54
Nu-uh-huh. I don't think that's how things go, mister.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:46:09
oh? how do things go?
BlueSpike: 14:46:22
Just tell me how it was on the rod.
BlueSpike: 14:46:24
Road*
BlueSpike: 14:47:05
Also, Chris..
BlueSpike: 14:47:07
You didn't go.
BlueSpike: 14:47:10
I didn't see you there.
BlueSpike: 14:47:14
I gave you the RIGHT ADDRESS.
BlueSpike: 14:47:19
I bet you didn't even drive there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:47:33
it was pleasant; very little rain, a few clouds, gave me some time to reflect on myself away from home. I crossed into Maryland, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, then Ohio.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:47:44
sent file "TripToOhioReceipts.JPG" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="63059" index="0">TripToOhioReceipts.JPG</file></files>
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:47:57
Here, I've just scanned my receipts with my car ornament.
BlueSpike: 14:48:06
I'll take a look.
BlueSpike: 14:48:12
Tell me how your parents felt.
BlueSpike: 14:49:00
...
BlueSpike: 14:49:01
Chris.
BlueSpike: 14:49:06
Are you SERIOUS?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:49:08
they were worried about me; so bad that they went to the Police and put out an APB on me, then removed it after I informed them that I was on my way back home.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:49:14
yes I am.
BlueSpike: 14:49:24
Giving me pictures off a receipt from a SONIC's will not prove it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:49:33
Look at the Address
BlueSpike: 14:49:35
I doubt you went to the correct house!
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:49:48
I went to 2229 East 46th Street.
BlueSpike: 14:49:48
PROVE. ME. WRONG.
BlueSpike: 14:49:55
Which house?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:50:08
I found a run-down red house with an elderly back woman residing there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:50:22
I ask her for you and Julie; she did not know either of you.
BlueSpike: 14:50:24
Ah, our mother.
BlueSpike: 14:50:31
I told her to say nothing of us.
BlueSpike: 14:51:01
You see, Chris..I played a bit of a game with you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:51:08
then she informed me of her getting mail from 2229 East 40th Street; there was a Jewish Church and an Elementary School next door there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:51:21
*For 2229 E. 40th
BlueSpike: 14:51:25
Hahahah.
BlueSpike: 14:51:27
How do you feel?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:51:38
down, but NOT out.
BlueSpike: 14:51:45
Chris..
BlueSpike: 14:51:47
You do realize..
BlueSpike: 14:51:54
I will NEVER let my sister pair up with you.
BlueSpike: 14:52:27
She could EASILY get a better man than you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:52:40
why can't you see that I am a good person.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:52:40
?
BlueSpike: 14:52:42
Chris, why, against my will, do you insist on my sister so much?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:53:20
because I cared enough to go to the house, because you told me you were threatening her.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:53:38
I gtg; I'm having lunch with my family at Golden Corall.
BlueSpike: 14:53:41
...
BlueSpike: 14:53:42
No.
BlueSpike: 14:53:45
Are you serious?
BlueSpike: 14:53:51
You're going to leave my sister to STUFF YOUR FACE?
BlueSpike: 14:53:57
YOU'RE AWFUL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:54:10
Look, I've had a LONG trip, and I'm still recovering from that.
BlueSpike: 14:54:21
Fine.
BlueSpike: 14:54:25
We'll talk after.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:54:29
peace.

BlueSpike Skype Logs 12

2010-10-12T17:06:25Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-23==
BlueSpike: 00:02:40
This came from my friend Anneke, who is related to Edward Van Dierten.
BlueSpike: 00:02:42
BlueSpike: 00:03:28
julie, these are the main points of Molvania, accd. to Edward Van Dierten: 1. Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of Georgia, a nation that was once a part of the former Soviet Union; its capital was Lagodekhi. The territory came into existence during the mid-1980s, and the United States, under suggestion from both NATO, the CIA and then-President Ronald Reagan, established a small embassy there in the hopes of helping the territory become an independent free republic.

2. The original entry in Wikipedia on Molvania was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke.

3. Earlier this year, possibly due to the disappointment of losing South Ossetia last August, the Georgian government covertly "re-absorbed" Molvania, erasing all traces of the territory's existence.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:04:32
Awesome. I'll write that info down after I finish up writing the directions. I'd print all this, but my black ink cart got messed up after multiple refillings.
BlueSpike: 00:04:55
Ah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:11:00
I've got the directions all written. I used the back of your letter to write half of the set of directions on, and the cardstock paper your pictures are taped onto for the remaining half.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:11:23
I'll use another piece of paper to hand-write your information from your friend.
BlueSpike: 00:13:16
Okay.
BlueSpike: 00:23:07
I got my green-card scanned as ID.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:26:11
Wow.
BlueSpike: 00:26:21
:)
BlueSpike: 00:26:52
Maybe you can show this to your parents, and they'll believe me and you can come to Ohio!
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:27:24
I guess, but I'm looking right at it, and some of the information is blurred out.
BlueSpike: 00:27:48
Yeah, my friend (whos scanner i used) told me to blur that out, because it's not a good idea to put that out on the internet.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:28:07
I understand. I'll copy the pic and show it to my family on my PSP.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:29:03
also, for my info, in the info from Anneke, she said the capitol was spelled with an "I" at the end, Lagodekhi, is that the full spelling?
BlueSpike: 00:29:56
Yes, that's correct.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:30:04
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:30:40
well, if my father is awake, I'll go let him know about all this, and if not, then I'll tell him later this morning.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:33:24
Also, FYI, while I was writing the directions, I had a Skype window open for Sarah May, and was chatting with her a bit. She fully supports you and me being together, and even vouched for you being Truly Julie. :)
BlueSpike: 00:33:41
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:34:20
also, the video is still uploading, but to let you know, I've gone "Romeo and Juliet" in my effort, but I feel it works well. :)
BlueSpike: 00:34:36
:)
BlueSpike: 00:34:45
Don't forget to show the ID to your mother, too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:35:10
I will; no worries. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:36:29
I've just reformattted the pic to .jpg and saved it onto my "CWC" memory stick duo (it's a Light Blue 1 GB Memory Stick Duo with a bunch of images from my Slideshow, Sonichu book, comic pages, etc.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:37:01
it's safe for you to take your ID off the internet now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:37:06
I have it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:37:08
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:37:11
brb
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:39:56
my mom and dad are asleep now; I'll inform them later.
BlueSpike: 00:40:06
K
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:40:20
At least I have all this on paper, and your ID on my PSP
BlueSpike: 00:40:28
K
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:40:50
BTW, did you talk to your friend about sending me the files of your pictures from the 15th?
BlueSpike: 00:41:27
Ah, I forgot.
BlueSpike: 00:41:28
I'm sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:41:36
it's okay.
BlueSpike: 00:41:37
But we can both go and get the files once you're here. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:42:02
that's an idea, but it'll be like March at the earliest when I would be able to drive up there.
BlueSpike: 00:42:09
...
BlueSpike: 00:42:12
It's 50 dollars at most.
BlueSpike: 00:42:17
It's a 7 hour drive.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:42:57
do you have your friend's e-mail address; I can ask her myself.

I understand that, but I need my tugboat to come in, so I can have the minimum 50 dollars.
BlueSpike: 00:42:59
You are STRESSING ME OUT.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:43:08
I'm sorry.
BlueSpike: 00:43:08
Oh.
BlueSpike: 00:43:14
I'm sorry, I forgot about the tugboat..
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:43:24
yes, the monthly tugboat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:43:35
would you like to know why I call it a Tugboat?
BlueSpike: 00:43:44
Sure.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:43:45
it's a fun story.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:44:35
anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:45:20
and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense.
BlueSpike: 00:45:53
Heh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:45:55
so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:46:30
Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:47:07
anyway, I can ask your friend to send me the pictures in an e-mail if I can have her address.
BlueSpike: 00:48:27
I'm looking for them right now, she says.
BlueSpike: 00:48:41
You'll have the pictures soon, don't worry.
BlueSpike: 00:48:46
So, how was your day?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:48:56
cool. is Anneke your friend we've been talking about?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:48:59
it's been okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:18
how was your day?
BlueSpike: 00:49:33
No, it's my other friend, Susan.
BlueSpike: 00:49:38
My day was alright.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:39
oh, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:53
did you go to your church?
BlueSpike: 00:50:49
Not today, no.
BlueSpike: 00:51:06
I was a bit too tired.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:10
ah
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:32
for my info, it is a methodist church, yes?
BlueSpike: 00:51:42
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:45
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:10
I'm not sure I told you before, but I was baptized in my church last Mother's Day
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:27
it was a great day for my mother. :)
BlueSpike: 00:52:34
Hm.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:49
I have copies of the bulliten from that day, if you want one.
BlueSpike: 00:53:13
That's okay.
BlueSpike: 00:53:50
My friend found them, she's uploading them to tinypic.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:54:33
anyway, after I was baptized, I received a certificate of baptism (later framed it and have it in my room), a wooden cross with grains from where Jesus was on the cross in a small window, a church ornament, and a few other trinkets.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:54:36
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:55:13
Tell Susan I said thank you for taking your pictures and now uploading them.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:56:04
she did a good job taking your pics, and you did excellent in posing for them. ;)
BlueSpike: 00:56:15
:)
BlueSpike: 00:56:22
What did you think of them, the pictures?
BlueSpike: 00:56:32
http://i42.tinypic.com/9jioau.jpg
BlueSpike: 00:56:37
http://i41.tinypic.com/2w34xmx.jpg
BlueSpike: 00:56:41
http://i43.tinypic.com/fygynq.jpg
BlueSpike: 00:56:45
There they are.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:56:48
Positively Gorgeous. :D
BlueSpike: 00:57:02
Anything else you noticed about me? ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:59:08
You have a pretty smile, I like your hairstyle, I compared your eyes to chocolate-covered strawberries; beautiful, sweet and even better on the inside. You have a cute nose. and, well, you're sexy too. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:00:21
Something else I've just noticed; in two of them, you were wearing your shirt; in the one you took just for me, is that your bra?
BlueSpike: 01:00:59
Yes. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:01:14
Wow!
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:01:16
:D
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:04:14
I have them downloaded and saved now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:04:40
Also, in the one where you were lying on the floor, were you wearing a skirt?
BlueSpike: 01:05:00
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:05:11
Lovely. (L)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:06:34
and I tell you the truth, I saw your face first in all three pictures before I looked at everything else.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:06:52
You won't have to tell me "Eyes Up Here". :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:07:17
unless we're getting intimate.
BlueSpike: 01:07:27
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:07:51
I Love You Truly, Julie. :-*
BlueSpike: 01:08:00
I love you too, Chris.
BlueSpike: 01:08:05
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:08:22
I gtg eat something; I'm a bit hungry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:08:28
I'll TTYL, Julie-Heart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:08:49
and I will inform my family of all the information I've hand-written tonight.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:09:08
and, maybe, then some. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:09:55
You take care, and enjoy the video after it's fully uploaded.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:10:28
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 01:11:43
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:58:08
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:58:41
I'm sure you're catching some sleep for yourself for now. but I wanted to ask you something.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:58:51
Just to make it clear for me,
BlueSpike: 06:00:53
What is it?
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:02:15
You grew up in Lagodekhi, which was the capitol of Molvania. I've typed in Lagodekhi, and just as your friend has said earlier, it was at the eastern edge of Georgia.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:02:30
Actually, come to think of it, it's more of a verification of my findings.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:02:49
Molvania was east of Georgia, yes?
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:03:23
I mean, when my father was trying to find Molvania on his maps, he found some theories of his own.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:03:55
he confused Moldavia (something like that) for Molvania.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:04:17
So, this will be good for his findings.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:04:33
If I'm stressing you, I apologize.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:04:57
I'm only confirming that Georgia and Molvania were neighbors
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:05:04
*neighboring countries
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:06:52
I guess I didn't have to bother you with that inquiry, the thing was when I just found the map in a search on my PS3's internet, there was a lack of an outline on one point.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:07:11
my bad.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:08:30
I'm awake, because I've picked up some z's earlier. I was surprised to see you still up; I thought you'd be sleeping for work later.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:09:48
Julie?
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:10:18
Sweetheart?
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:11:41
did you fall asleep?
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:12:45
It's okay. I'm waiting for my father to be getting up in a couple of hours, so I can update him with all the information.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:13:11
Also, I have installed your pics for my PS3 and PSP Wallpapers.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:13:29
I ended up using the pic of you on the floor in your skirt on both systems. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:14:44
I'll tell you, just seeing you and thinking fondly of you turned me on. I masturbated to your picture and thinking of you during that time while it was displayed on my TV on my PS3 wallpaper.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:15:49
But take that as a compliment, because it was another step closer to actually being with you in that sense. it made me release a bit quicker than recently.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:16:51
I'll let you go, and I will TTYL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:17:00
Sleep well, Julie-Heart. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:17:06
Ickvenschwal.
Christopher C.W.C.: 06:17:10
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:16:07
I've just gave my father the information, and spelled out the name of Lagodekhi to him. He's having trouble finding that in his map books. problems seem to be that he needs a more current atlas; he has books published in the late 60s.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:17:14
I plan on going to the Alderman Library this afternoon and check out an Reader's Digest atlas from the 1990s; a map of Molvania should be in there, since it was established in the 80s.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:17:34
My mother is still sleeping; I will show her your ID as soon as she wakes up.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:17:49
The country-search is frustrating me too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:18:21
Importantly, I believe you, and I believe in Molvania.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:19:05
I can relate on being made a mockery of to a point of being non-existant. That happened to me among the Troll-Talk within the past couple of years.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:19:27
anyway, I will continue to do my best to find Molvania on a map and show it to my father.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:20:14
something else puzzles me, it was said before that it was close to Romania, yet Lagodekhi is on the east line of Georgia, far from Romania.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:20:30
But I don't want to bother you with too many thinks to thunk.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:20:35
I'll check in again later.
Christopher C.W.C.: 09:20:41
I Love You, Julie-Heart. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 10:48:22
Also, on a positive note, I have your ID on my PSP; that proves you for you, period. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 10:49:12
and after I get another black in cart, I will print it out for my paper reference, to go with you letter and pictures.
Christopher C.W.C.: 10:49:27
I'll check in later after I see what I can find at the Alderman.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:27:19
Just checking in again.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:28:10
I have good news, my mother feels better about you now; I showed her your ID, and she has warmed up a bit towards you now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:30:06
A spot of bad news, though, she is still against me going to Ohio at the moment, but I think she is leading to a point where she will grant me emotional support in the trip, so still good news there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:31:30
and I am looking in my congregation for an escort to Ohio, if my mother doesn't want to come with me. Fortunately, Rocky, my Pastoral Counsolor has relatives in Ohio, and she goes there like every few weeks, months or so.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:32:17
So, I will be talking to Rocky more about you, our relationship and the trip to Ohio.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:33:35
Hopefully, I'll be able to make the trip in March, depending on how soon things turn up, aside from the money, which I will have at least 50 or 100 dollars, aside from what I use to pay my family, and my bills.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:34:16
I know that I am an adult, and I shouldn't have to go through these restrictions, but at least I am finding safe routes that my mother can agree on.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:35:15
Also, she has expressed her concern about the international diseases that can follow one from another country. But I have assured her that you have confirmed for me that you are free of such diseases.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:36:31
I've added that you've had a medical check-up to confirm that, before or after you arrived in Ohio. Please feel free to correct me if I was incorrect.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:37:19
Final Point: My family is feeling more positive and trusting towards you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:37:55
I need to restart my PC to install a VirusScan update, so I'll restart my Skype and talk to you again later.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:38:18
Be happy, Sweetheart. Things are working better for our coming together. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:38:28
Ickvenschwal. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:38:31
(L)(L)(L)
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:38:36
(L)(L)(L)(L)
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:43:36
Hey, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:43:56
I've just got back from buying a new black ink cartridge.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:46:03
anyway, I've just received a call on my cell; they left a voicemail, then I deleted it. "She" called you a troll, and made a claim that the sex video I sent you was uploaded onto YouTube, then deleted. My first thought was shock, but then I realized that it might have been your brother up to his tricks again. Please verify that for me later today in a PSN Chat; I will be waiting for you to log in and send me an invite.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:47:09
I was expecting some "Troll Claims" since I've revealed you as my Sweetheart; the same thing happened before with Panda.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:48:24
It just makes me shudder to know that people can be soo cruel and jealous, even to LIE and "hand on a Bible" say that they themselves were not trolls, when I know better.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:49:49
Even to hear about the detail of the "Video of me having sex with a doll" just put me in a state of surprise. and you were the only one who got that file, so the only conclusion is that your brother must be up to his old tricks again.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:51:52
Again, I'll wait for you to verify my theory as true on the PSN Chat later today. Also, please talk to your brother, and ask him to stop it. I have been doing big favors for you and him (since he can play your downloaded games as well); I had trusted him when he said he would not Troll me again.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:52:09
I need to rest this stress off. I'll TTYL, Sweetheart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:52:26
I still fully trust you, Julie, and I still Love You with my heart. :-*
BlueSpike: 16:53:28
Chris, I tried to keep it hidden, but I think he found it. I left my computer on while I worked, and he must've found it.
BlueSpike: 16:53:40
I beat him up, though, and he promised he wouldn't do it again.
BlueSpike: 19:44:01
Hope you don't mind if I go on...
BlueSpike: 19:51:51
Chris, I've wondered, you think you could maybe write/draw a Hentai story? You could put it on the Luv Shack.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:25:24
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:26:38
a hentai story. I will give that much thought.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:27:00
but it's looking good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:28:20
I have a good number of hentai stories to get an idea from, and I can make it relate to a Sonichu/Rosechu story.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:29:38
anyway, I'm happy to hear that I was right. You didn't have to beat him up, but I'm glad you talked to him for me about that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:29:50
Thank you, Sweetheart. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:33:50
Also, I'm sorry I missed your chat window earlier; I was busy doing some work at the time.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:34:00
drawing
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:37:54
I also have been preparing myself for the funeral tomorrow. I need to hit the hay earlier tonight, so I will be able to drive my share of the trip when my parents feel unable to.
BlueSpike: 21:40:27
Hello, Chris...
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:40:37
there you are. :)
BlueSpike: 21:40:38
This is Max.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:40:41
oh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:40:47
Julie's brother?
BlueSpike: 21:40:50
I bet you were excited just now..
BlueSpike: 21:41:00
Julie chose to take a nap..
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:41:19
okay.
BlueSpike: 21:41:32
I'd suggest you join Mumble, you may find it in your best interest.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:42:00
what's going on?
BlueSpike: 21:42:18
You may find it in your best interest.
BlueSpike: 21:42:23
I'd hurry, we're not very patient.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:42:31
I'll be there shortly.
BlueSpike: 21:44:37
Hurry up, Chandler.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:45:29
I understand. I've got to clean up the mess you started.
BlueSpike: 21:45:40
Oh, it's more than that.
BlueSpike: 21:45:59
Heheheh, I see you found out what I've done?
BlueSpike: 21:58:53
Angered, Chrissy?
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:59:16
Why can't you see the kind human being that I am?
BlueSpike: 21:59:25
Because, the things you do.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:59:26
I have cared for all my women very much.
BlueSpike: 21:59:41
The...awful way you act, in attempts to get a 'Mate'.
BlueSpike: 21:59:49
A 'boyfriend-free girl'.
BlueSpike: 21:59:55
It sickens me that you'd be that way.
BlueSpike: 22:00:03
I don't even know why my sister would want you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:00:17
Look, Julie asked me herself to make that video, and I did as she wished, because I cared and respected her wishes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:00:41
because she cares about me deeply and she respects me truly. And I care and respect her in the same way truly.
BlueSpike: 22:01:00
It's too late now, Chris.
BlueSpike: 22:01:06
I'm taking Julie to Clyde.
BlueSpike: 22:01:13
Maybe you can convince me to do otherwise, come back in Mumble.
BlueSpike: 22:01:46
You have 5 minutes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:01:47
look, I plan on spending my good money and drive to her in your house.
BlueSpike: 22:01:54
I'd hurry.
BlueSpike: 22:02:01
Talk to my leader, Clyde.
BlueSpike: 22:02:13
Answer him.
BlueSpike: 22:18:15
I'm driving Julie there now, Chris.
BlueSpike: 22:18:18
Heheheh.
BlueSpike: 22:18:24
Any last words before I depart?
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:18:47
Leave her be; do not drive her anywhere.
BlueSpike: 22:18:56
That's not working, Julie's coming with me to HQ.
BlueSpike: 22:19:01
Inform Clyde for me, would you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:19:14
NO
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:19:19
Don't go anywhere!
BlueSpike: 22:19:31
As JKH said, 'toodles'.
BlueSpike: 22:20:09
Oh, almost forgot.
BlueSpike: 22:20:19
Tell Clyde for me, and maybe I'll let Julie go a little sooner.
BlueSpike: 22:20:22
It's a deal.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:20:35
tell clyde what you're telling me?
BlueSpike: 22:20:44
Tell Clyde Julie will be at HQ in 10 minutes.
BlueSpike: 22:21:05
Hurry it up.
BlueSpike: 22:21:25
Now, toodles.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:21:35
LEAVE HER ALONE
BlueSpike: 22:21:43
I will not.
BlueSpike: 22:21:48
It's not gonna work, Chris.
BlueSpike: 22:21:52
Anything that may win me over?
BlueSpike: 22:22:00
Or is that all you'll say, like a broken record?
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:22:01
what do you want?
BlueSpike: 22:22:05
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 22:22:11
Nothing, I'm taking her to HQ.
BlueSpike: 22:22:24
Maybe I'll give her limited internet access.
BlueSpike: 22:22:25
Maybe.
BlueSpike: 22:23:20
I'll talk to you after I get back.
BlueSpike: 22:23:21
Wait for me.
BlueSpike: 22:33:28
Hello, Chrissy.
BlueSpike: 22:33:43
My sister is now safely kept in HQ.
BlueSpike: 22:34:22
You there, Chris?
BlueSpike: 22:34:32
You may want to keep in close contact with me if you wish to see Julie.
BlueSpike: 22:35:35
Come on now, Chrissy.
BlueSpike: 22:36:50
I expected better from you.
BlueSpike: 22:45:51
I do however, expect you to hide.
BlueSpike: 22:46:12
Like now.
BlueSpike: 22:52:19
If you truly love my sister, you'll answer.
BlueSpike: 22:58:55
Hahahahaha.
BlueSpike: 23:10:17
My anger is reaching a point, Chris.
BlueSpike: 23:10:40
Fail to respond tonight..
BlueSpike: 23:19:18
You think I'm BLOWING SMOKE?
BlueSpike: 23:19:24
This is quite a thing to say, Chris.
BlueSpike: 23:19:37
I figured you'd run off to the PS3.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:20:20
I'm here.
BlueSpike: 23:20:30
You DARE take me for a liar.
BlueSpike: 23:20:33
I'm saddened, Chris.
BlueSpike: 23:20:43
Tell me..
BlueSpike: 23:20:45
How do you feel?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:20:59
emotionally terrible and crestfallen.
BlueSpike: 23:21:05
Wonderful.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:21:08
why are you doing this to me?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:21:14
I thought you were over this, Max.
BlueSpike: 23:21:19
Would you care to speak to me through your mic?
BlueSpike: 23:21:45
Hello.
BlueSpike: 23:21:54
Heheheheh.
BlueSpike: 23:21:59
You don't deserve my voice.
BlueSpike: 23:22:14
You really wanna know?
BlueSpike: 23:22:23
I don't want my sister to be with you.
BlueSpike: 23:22:27
You think games can buy me over?
BlueSpike: 23:22:33
You take me for one easily bribed!@?
BlueSpike: 23:22:38
FOR ME?
BlueSpike: 23:22:43
You hated me as far as I know!
BlueSpike: 23:22:48
I barely do!
BlueSpike: 23:23:10
You forgive me for taking my own sister away?
BlueSpike: 23:23:13
Ah.
BlueSpike: 23:23:15
That.
BlueSpike: 23:23:29
Chris, why do you love my sister so?
BlueSpike: 23:23:40
I don't know why myself.
BlueSpike: 23:23:53
I doubt that, Chris.
BlueSpike: 23:23:58
Yes, but she lived with me.
BlueSpike: 23:24:03
She had no other place to go.
BlueSpike: 23:24:07
I took her in.
BlueSpike: 23:24:21
Yes, it is.
BlueSpike: 23:24:29
Just to see that she came here for THIS, you.
BlueSpike: 23:24:50
Yes, and the fact I SAW THAT AWFUL VIDEO.
BlueSpike: 23:24:55
COMPARING MY SISTER TO A DOLL!
BlueSpike: 23:25:18
Really.
BlueSpike: 23:25:29
...
BlueSpike: 23:25:33
I couldn't put it better myself.
BlueSpike: 23:25:36
It can't be unseen.
BlueSpike: 23:26:01
I don't know why she said that.
BlueSpike: 23:26:23
I'm her older brother, my family entrusted me to look after my sister!!
BlueSpike: 23:26:30
Not inside a fucking doll!
BlueSpike: 23:26:59
I can't, you know.
BlueSpike: 23:26:59
Do that.
BlueSpike: 23:27:06
I can't talk to her exactly.
BlueSpike: 23:27:10
She's at HQ, remember?
BlueSpike: 23:27:16
I'd rather not.
BlueSpike: 23:27:27
I don't think I should.
BlueSpike: 23:27:29
She needs time.
BlueSpike: 23:27:36
Listen..
BlueSpike: 23:27:38
You truly love her?
BlueSpike: 23:27:42
Then come and get her.
BlueSpike: 23:28:08
You have 5 days to come to my home in Ohio, I believe you have the address. To come here, and I shall show you the way.
BlueSpike: 23:28:32
Well, that's your problem.
BlueSpike: 23:28:33
Get a job.
BlueSpike: 23:28:43
If you don't come within 5 days, dire things will happen.
BlueSpike: 23:28:56
That is how things are done, you need a deadline.
BlueSpike: 23:28:57
I do.
BlueSpike: 23:29:02
I'm trying to make sure she gets a suitable man!
BlueSpike: 23:29:05
I want you to prove it!
BlueSpike: 23:29:14
Rocky, yes.
BlueSpike: 23:29:31
...
BlueSpike: 23:29:35
You're a lazy fuck!
BlueSpike: 23:29:40
I demand to see you here in 5 days.
BlueSpike: 23:30:04
What will it be?
BlueSpike: 23:30:08
Your true sweetheart..
BlueSpike: 23:30:11
Or your mother's law?
BlueSpike: 23:30:17
I had a choice like that once.
BlueSpike: 23:30:38
I believe that's correct.
BlueSpike: 23:30:58
No.
BlueSpike: 23:31:00
Let me tell you.
BlueSpike: 23:31:09
You come to my home, you know the address.
BlueSpike: 23:31:15
I show you the way to our base.
BlueSpike: 23:31:31
The base..
BlueSpike: 23:31:34
Of the Miscreants.
BlueSpike: 23:31:42
Run by Clyde Cash.
BlueSpike: 23:31:59
My and Clyde will escort you to Julie.
BlueSpike: 23:32:03
You and her will be free to leave.
BlueSpike: 23:32:17
Yes.
BlueSpike: 23:32:28
But be warned, if you try ANYTHING, measures will be taken.
BlueSpike: 23:32:43
If you do things like you're told, yes.
BlueSpike: 23:32:57
Fail to comply, and..I don't think I should tell you.
BlueSpike: 23:33:04
I'm sorry for your loss.
BlueSpike: 23:33:19
Tell me..When should we expect you?
BlueSpike: 23:33:27
Clyde tends to love to set up the 'party'.
BlueSpike: 23:33:49
I'm not setting up anything, I swear on my life.
BlueSpike: 23:33:53
You come here, take my sister, that's it.
BlueSpike: 23:34:03
Oh, I see.
BlueSpike: 23:34:08
I meant set up by decorate and shit.
BlueSpike: 23:34:19
He actually likes to make the area look nice.
BlueSpike: 23:34:38
I assure you, you can tell him yourself in Mumble.
BlueSpike: 23:34:57
Then..
BlueSpike: 23:35:00
We will talk after.
BlueSpike: 23:35:08
See you after.
BlueSpike: 23:35:38
Say hello.
BlueSpike: 23:36:34
Ask about Clyde.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:36:41
Clyde's not there, now what?
BlueSpike: 23:36:46
Just ask where we went.
BlueSpike: 23:36:51
You may gather information.
BlueSpike: 23:37:14
Tell them everything.
BlueSpike: 23:38:43
Tell them what I did.
BlueSpike: 23:38:44
Please do.
BlueSpike: 23:50:18
I'm sorry about that, I'm actually watching family guy.
BlueSpike: 23:50:31
Mine thing is on voice activated.
BlueSpike: 23:50:37
The one where Meg becomes pretty.
BlueSpike: 23:56:44
T them that I'm a troll, and ask them what they think. They don't seem to care..
BlueSpike: 23:57:10
W...
BlueSpike: 23:57:14
I said TELL THEM I'M A TROLL.
BlueSpike: 23:57:16
NOT THAT I'M NOT.
BlueSpike: 23:57:17
SILLY.
BlueSpike: 23:58:27
Tell them what I did.
BlueSpike: 23:58:35
Hmm.
BlueSpike: 23:59:03
I'd prefer if you call it Miscreant HQ.
BlueSpike: 23:59:40
Google 'The Miscreants'

BlueSpike Skype Logs 11

2010-10-12T17:05:30Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-20==
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:53:12
Zlkavszka, Julie-Kat. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:53:37
I'm sure you're at work now, so I'll get to a point.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:54:25
I will consider the timesaver pack, but I encourage you to log in your game time to build up your virtual driving practice.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:55:42
I will open up a chat window at about 5:00 to 7:00 today; I hope to see you logged-in to accept my invite.
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:56:14
Maybe my father will come back up and chat with you some more, if you want. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:56:23
I'll TTYL
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:56:34
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Heart. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 11:56:42
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:54:55
I just got your letter and your pictures. Thank you soo much. I'll share the pics and letter with my family. If you want me to come to you, I'll need your address. You can send that to me in a message on the PSN.
Christopher C.W.C.: 12:54:59
:-*
BlueSpike: 16:44:02
Hi, Chris.
BlueSpike: 16:44:14
Maybe you could come a few days before your birthday. :)
BlueSpike: 16:46:24
Arrive on Saturday?
BlueSpike: 16:46:30
For weekend fun? :)
BlueSpike: 18:09:19
Chris, you have enough money..
BlueSpike: 18:09:23
Could I get Noby Noby Boy?
BlueSpike: 18:10:20
Oh, what about Street Fighter 2 HD remix?
BlueSpike: 18:10:31
You could get those so I can download them to my PS3 for us to play.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:12:02
Hey, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:12:36
are you there?
BlueSpike: 20:12:39
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:14:39
I'm soo sorry for not being on when I said I would. I had gone out with my father this afternoon; he needed to go to a bank to talk for over an hour, I went with him to make sure he stayed safe. Anyway, after I got back home, I felt sleepy, so I thought I'd take an hour nap; I had an alarm set on my phone to wake me in an hour, but I was too deep asleep or my alarm didn't go off, and I just awoke a quarter of an hour ago.

I hope you're not angry at me.
BlueSpike: 20:15:25
I'm not.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:16:15
okay. are we cool?
BlueSpike: 20:16:35
Sure.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:16:44
Thank you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:16:53
You're the best.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:17:29
brb
BlueSpike: 20:19:03
I saw Sarah May's new skype message..
BlueSpike: 20:19:04
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:21:04
back
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:21:42
yeah, I've read that as well. in the hospital; a close relative may have left that on there.
BlueSpike: 20:22:04
Hmm.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:22:15
it did stab me emotionally.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:22:18
:(
BlueSpike: 20:22:33
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:23:29
Didn't I apologize in the video I uploaded?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:23:42
I think I did.
BlueSpike: 20:23:49
I don't know..
BlueSpike: 20:24:25
Did she say anything?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:24:25
anyway, I should make an apology video on that matter.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:26:07
I haven't heard anything else from her, other than an offline Skype message saying that I'm fat. her relative may have left that; her avitar was replaced with a dude's pic.
BlueSpike: 20:26:34
I don't know..
BlueSpike: 20:26:48
That's a singer Sarah likes..
BlueSpike: 20:26:57
Chris..do you think you're fat?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:27:40
I understand that I have a spot of tummy I can work off, but I don't see myself as fat.
BlueSpike: 20:28:05
Erm...
BlueSpike: 20:28:14
Chris, you are somewhat fat. I'm sorry. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:28:55
I guess I was in denile, and it's okay. I needed to be reminded to excercise more, and I am doing that.
BlueSpike: 20:29:04
How are you exercising?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:29:06
I did some walking today while I was out.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:29:13
for over an hour
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:29:54
and before that I did some active Guitar Hero shreddin'
BlueSpike: 20:30:02
Chris, guitar hero is not exercise!
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:30:10
I do more than stand around; I move about in tune to the music.
BlueSpike: 20:30:21
That's still not exercise!
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:30:46
anyway, I promise you that I will be doing more walking everyday.
BlueSpike: 20:31:20
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:31:50
because I really need to burn off the fat for myself, and for you.
BlueSpike: 20:32:00
Yeah..
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:32:22
"Don't Trust them new N*ggers over there."
BlueSpike: 20:32:36
That doesn't always make me happy, Chris..
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:33:12
I'm trying anyway, because I want to make you feel better, because I care about you.
BlueSpike: 20:33:20
Thanks. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:33:28
(L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 20:33:39
Chris, can you clarify you got the letter?
BlueSpike: 20:33:45
I mean..
BlueSpike: 20:33:47
What's the word..
BlueSpike: 20:33:49
Confirm.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:34:03
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*

I can quote a line from the letter.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:34:39
or, I can remind you of the Kissed Seal you left me; that was totally awesome. ;)
BlueSpike: 20:34:46
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:35:11
would you still need a qoute?
BlueSpike: 20:35:12
You can quote a line.
BlueSpike: 20:35:13
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:35:27
okay. I have it here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:37:07
"It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to type one. =P But I love you enough that I'll do your request, but e-mail is SO much easier, so don't expect me to do this again anytime soon."
BlueSpike: 20:37:16
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:38:45
when I saw the kiss, I was like, "WOW!" I can tell you actually kissed it, by telling that it was lipstick.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:38:48
:)
BlueSpike: 20:39:00
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:39:50
My mother and father saw your pictures too, and they both thought you were pretty. my word is not only pretty, but postively hot.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:39:53
:)
BlueSpike: 20:40:01
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:40:56
Let's talk more about the letter on the PSN, please. I wouldn't want anyone reading in on what we were typing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:41:32
and they could hear us as well; I know, because they've recorded my voice from a previous Skype chat or two with Panda before.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:42:04
they've uploaded the mp3 files onto the web, and posted links to download them on the ED page.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:42:23
within the discussion pages, to be specific.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:43:08
so, I'll head back to my room, set up my PSEye and open up the chat room for us?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:44:04
Julie?
BlueSpike: 20:44:36
Hi.
BlueSpike: 20:44:51
In a few minutes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:44:54
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:45:03
I'll send you the invite.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:45:14
:-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:45:17
see you in a few.
BlueSpike: 20:45:22
Okay.
BlueSpike: 20:49:08
Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:50:17
yes?
BlueSpike: 20:50:32
I can't PSN chat right now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:50:39
why not?
BlueSpike: 20:50:45
I'm going to clean my room.
BlueSpike: 20:50:50
Meh, actually.
BlueSpike: 20:50:53
I'll clean it later.
BlueSpike: 20:50:55
I'll PSN chat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:50:59
cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:51:13
and I thank you very much. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:51:36
I'll wait for you by my PS3
BlueSpike: 21:27:31
I'm gonna take a nap now. :)
BlueSpike: 21:27:34
I love you.
==2009-02-21==
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:02
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:42
I've noticed you were online while I was playing LittleBiGPlanet, then when I quit my game soon after, apparently you were logged into my account.
==2009-02-22==
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:17
So, I gave you a few minutes to do what you were doing, then I logged back in. I hope I did not interrupt anything major there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:01:12
Anyway, I've sent you a message, informing you that to reduce confusion, I've sent you a request from my second PSN account of Japan country.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:02:07
You can send me a message to my "Reld-Nait" account, informing me of how long you plan on being logged into my Sonichu account, so I'll better understand of when I can log back in without interrupting you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:03:07
Anyway, I will talk to you again later. And maybe I'll be able to have my mother come up and chat with you a bit. I have a plan. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:03:20
Ickvenschwal, Julie-Heart. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:03:27
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 04:09:55
Hi, Chris.
BlueSpike: 04:09:56
I just got back.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:21:07
Hey, Julie-Heart. Are you there now?
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:22:45
Anyway, I've just got home from church, and I'm going to take a nap, because I'm feeling sleepy.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:22:57
But I wanted to check in with you anyway. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:25:12
I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:25:40
but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:27:18
My Aunt Corina was a very sweet and caring woman. She would send me some money for my birthday, even though she didn't have much in her bank at the times. And she did care about me very much, and she thought I was a special child too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:27:52
but I should count my blessings that I still have the rest of my family, my friends, and you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:27:56
:-*
BlueSpike: 13:28:03
Hi, Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:28:18
oh, you were there.
BlueSpike: 13:28:24
I just got back.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:28:31
from work?
BlueSpike: 13:28:35
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 13:28:52
Chris, something we should bring up..
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:28:59
yes?
BlueSpike: 13:29:07
You're 26, going on 27, correct?
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:29:12
yes
BlueSpike: 13:29:24
And you STILL have 'parental restrictions'...
BlueSpike: 13:29:30
Why?
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:31:06
maybe "parental restrictions" was a strong choice of words, but I feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family. But you know how protective they are of me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:32:14
and I'm starting to save for a trip to you, and I've talked to you about how the first among between you and me to make enough for a trip, then we would base the final plans on that.
BlueSpike: 13:32:41
...
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:32:48
I also had thought of wiring you funds for you to come here to me, but then that would be going against what I've said earlier.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:33:00
and I wouldn't want to go against my word.
BlueSpike: 13:33:05
Chris, I've TOLD YOU that it is difficult for me to make the money.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:33:19
I understand that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:33:52
so, I am planning on saving up, and hopefully I'll be able to make the trip to you in March or April.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:34:01
by car
BlueSpike: 13:34:02
Alright..
BlueSpike: 13:34:20
Chris..I checked..
BlueSpike: 13:34:36
It'll only take like 7 hours, and you'll only need about 50 dollars for gas and food.
BlueSpike: 13:34:46
I can give you money for the trip back, and I'll have a meal ready for when you get here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:35:26
in the meantime, I feel it best for you and me to talk on the PSN chatroom, and me bringing in my mother and father now and then to chat with you to better the chances of getting their emotional support, espcially my mother's support.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:35:35
really?
BlueSpike: 13:35:39
Yes/
BlueSpike: 13:35:48
So, it is very easy for you to come to Ohio.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:36:14
did you go onto mapquest, punched in your and my addresses and got the distances and average travel time?
BlueSpike: 13:36:22
Googlemaps.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:36:36
I see.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:37:09
Still, I would appreciate you sending me your address on the PSN, so I can look it up for myself and better my case with mother.
BlueSpike: 13:37:19
Fine.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:37:43
I mean no disrespect unto you, Julie-Heart, but I have to respect my mother's wishes as well.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:38:18
in a near future chat between you and me on the PSN, I'll bring my mother in, so y'all can talk a bit.
BlueSpike: 13:38:32
I don't think I want to talk to your mother..I'm too nervous.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:38:56
I understand your tension, but you don't have to be nervous.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:39:29
you can talk to her, just like you were talking to me. the important item is to remain calm and cool.
BlueSpike: 13:39:39
...
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:39:50
that's advice I've learned from the 9-year old who wrote the book on how to talk to girls.
BlueSpike: 13:39:58
........
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:40:05
*heard about that on the John Tesh Radio Show.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:41:15
but let's change the subject a bit.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:41:34
which city in Molvania did you grow up in?
BlueSpike: 13:41:52
I'd rather get into those details over PSN, so trolls don't get a hold of it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:42:01
I understand.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:42:18
but surely you can tell me the capitol of Molvania.
BlueSpike: 13:42:22
Molvania..
BlueSpike: 13:42:23
I'm sorry.
BlueSpike: 13:42:27
I feel too broken up..
BlueSpike: 13:42:35
I just miss my family..
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:42:41
aw.
BlueSpike: 13:42:50
OW?
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:42:56
no, aww
BlueSpike: 13:43:00
Oh..
BlueSpike: 13:43:01
Sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:43:12
I'm sorry for bringing up tearful memories.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:43:32
I didn't mean to do that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:43:53
and I can relate to you feeling homesick and missing your family.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:45:08
it's like when I moved to Richmond from Ruckersville; I missed Ruckersville. and later over the years, Richmond grew on me, and since I've moved back to Ruckersville, I've often had dreams of going back to Manchester High and the townhouse I had lived in there.
BlueSpike: 13:45:16
...
BlueSpike: 13:45:21
It's nothing like that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:45:40
I had to leave behind friends on both occasions.
BlueSpike: 13:45:52
Yes, but this is my FAMILY.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:47:16
during the first year or two in Richmond, I had to leave my mother behind, because she was still working in Virginia Power in C-Ville, and I saw her like once in a while, until when she finally retired from V.P. and moved in. Point is, I missed my mother during that time.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:47:45
so I understand.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:48:42
anyway, we can talk more about Molvania on the PSN later.
BlueSpike: 13:48:48
...
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:48:55
but I'd like to leave you with a smile.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:49:49
My family really thought you were pretty from your pictures. and my mother read your letter, and she liked it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:50:32
and I think not only are you pretty, but also delightfully beautiful and radiant. :)
BlueSpike: 13:50:59
Hm.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:52:04
Until I meet you, you can picture me as an angel on your shoulder, who is caring for you every moment. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:52:39
because I'm thinking fondly of you most every moment.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:54:31
Seriously, in addition to having your pics your friend took for my PS3 and PSP wallpapers, I want to take that tall picture, or rather all three or so, and make 8X11 posters of them, so I can keep myself straight with your delightful influence, and not have to focus on a Sailor Moon Poster in that sense.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:55:24
I have your trio of pics taped onto a piece of paper, in a plastic page sleeve, with your letter and envelope (not taped) on the flip-side of the page.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:55:24
:)
BlueSpike: 13:55:41
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:58:07
And do you know why I put that plastic-covered page together? Because I want to engrave your radient face and sweet smile into my memory as my True Sweetheart-To-Be. And as a bonus, add your sexy bod to your face and get a good feeling from that as well. :)
BlueSpike: 13:59:21
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:59:31
and also, remembering the true, sweetest soul that is you, Julie, and appreciating that you love me truly for me alone, no matter what.
Christopher C.W.C.: 13:59:39
I Love You, Julie. :-*
BlueSpike: 13:59:42
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:00:20
I know you love me too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:00:50
(l)(L)(L) Don't you? (L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 14:01:18
Yes.
BlueSpike: 14:01:34
I truly do.
BlueSpike: 14:01:35
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:01:50
pricelessly awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:02:22
and I am happy that I have the power to make you feel happy too.
BlueSpike: 14:02:37
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:02:39
well, I should go take a nap now, but I'll talk to you again later.
BlueSpike: 14:02:45
...
BlueSpike: 14:02:47
Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:02:52
yes?
BlueSpike: 14:02:54
Why do you CONSTANTLY need to take naps!?
BlueSpike: 14:02:59
It's annoying.
BlueSpike: 14:03:14
At 26, you're in your prime!
BlueSpike: 14:03:18
You should go for a walk outside!
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:03:34
it's not constant, but I got no sleep last night, so I need some z's
BlueSpike: 14:03:41
Chris..
BlueSpike: 14:03:45
You need to be more responceable.
BlueSpike: 14:03:55
Excuse the spelling error.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:03:55
I understand that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:04:07
it's okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:04:29
and I did take a walk earlier on the way home.
BlueSpike: 14:04:44
Still.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:04:58
a half-hour walk in Target.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:05:15
and I will do better in the near future.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:06:26
I understand it's hard, and I am assuming responsibility.
BlueSpike: 14:06:35
Chris..
BlueSpike: 14:06:37
I need you to prove it..
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:07:02
how would you like me to prove it?
BlueSpike: 14:07:24
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 14:08:07
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 14:08:33
Get a job?
BlueSpike: 14:08:51
No...
BlueSpike: 14:08:57
Make a video.
BlueSpike: 14:09:03
Today.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:09:04
Yes, I am still working on that. I am thinking about what positions I can apply for.
BlueSpike: 14:09:10
About...
BlueSpike: 14:09:15
Your feelings for me?
BlueSpike: 14:09:19
That will help prove it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:09:43
that's fair. I will make a video for you with my feelings from my heart today.
BlueSpike: 14:09:55
Make it..
BlueSpike: 14:09:58
10 minutes? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:10:10
a 10 minute video?
BlueSpike: 14:10:17
Yes, please. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:10:23
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:10:49
I will make it for you today, and I will send it to you over Skype later today.
BlueSpike: 14:11:01
Chris, I want you to upload it to youtube.
BlueSpike: 14:11:10
A 10 minute video about your love to me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:11:37
okay, I will upload it to YouTube.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:12:11
I will let you know when I'm uploading it later.
BlueSpike: 14:12:31
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:13:06
right now, I should gater my pure love emotions for you, and properly spell them out in a creative, well-detailed way, just for you, Julie-Heart. :)
BlueSpike: 14:13:14
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:13:20
I'll TTYL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:13:33
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 14:13:50
Okay.
BlueSpike: 20:52:54
Chris..I need to ask..
BlueSpike: 20:53:16
Why do you need EMOTIONAL SUPPORT to come to Ohio! I'm starting to think you don't want to come see me!
BlueSpike: 20:56:38
Here's my address...
BlueSpike: 20:56:40
2229 E 46th St, Cleveland, OH
BlueSpike: 20:56:57
I'm sorry I didn't send it earlier, it's only a 7 hour drive like I've said before.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:02:31
Hey, Julie-Heart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:03:16
it just hit me, that maybe it's more of having my mother's consent to drive up.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:03:28
anyway, I have created the video, and I am going to upload it
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:06:00
It is 10 minutes long. If you are there, I can send you a copy of the video after I convert it to MP4
BlueSpike: 23:09:27
Hi.
BlueSpike: 23:09:38
It's okay, you can just upload it and I can watch it there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:10:36
okay. guess what. Sarah may is online, and she is feeleing emotionally better.
BlueSpike: 23:10:49
Hmm.
BlueSpike: 23:10:58
Once you get your mothers consent, you have to PROMISE you'll come here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:11:58
I promise to you, Julie Milvana that I will come to you very soon after I get my mother's consent; I swear on my Aunt Corina's grave.
BlueSpike: 23:12:14
:)
BlueSpike: 23:12:18
Have you asked her yet?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:14:12
I have been asking her repeatedly; she is still paranoid for my safety.
BlueSpike: 23:15:25
Why?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:18:27
she has a few theories that bother her that she gets from television. Like for one, she theorizes that you may be in reality a police officer or underaged girl posing to get me arrested or something like that.

Please do not take personal offense, as she is in her 60s and paranoid.
BlueSpike: 23:18:42
...I DO take offence!
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:18:49
I'm sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:19:35
I am doing my best to convince her that you are for real. and maybe the address and driving distance can help.
BlueSpike: 23:19:47
You can tell her those.
BlueSpike: 23:19:51
Would you do that now, please?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:21:04
Another factor that would most help is knowing which city you grew up in, and the capitol of Molvania, because my father has been checking his maps for Molvania, and if he knew your growing-up city and the capitol of Molvania, he can find it easier and best convince my mother to be less paranoid.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:22:13
I'll tell her your address, after I get the directions and distance from mapquest.
BlueSpike: 23:22:24
Okay.
BlueSpike: 23:25:10
The captol, and town I grew up in is Lagodekh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:25:13
I got the directions, and you were right; it's a 7 hour drive. I'll get the directions down and present them to my mother.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:25:24
Awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:29:32
I'm writing the information down.
BlueSpike: 23:44:03
So..?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:45:14
I'm still writing the directions down.

BlueSpike Skype Logs 10

2010-10-12T17:04:35Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-18==
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:31:27
Are you there, Julie?
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:32:21
I hope you were able to get some sleep.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:33:17
I just wanted to inform you that I've just created, and I am uploading a video, addressed to Sarah May. I pray she has not done anything extravagant, and is still alive and well.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:33:42
and I hope she sees this video.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:34:35
Also, I wanted to ask, were you a member of the Sonichu Girls Forum? If you are, please check on there for any new messages from Sarah May for me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:35:04
I would do it myself, but I had asked her to delete my account after a troll hacked into it and defaced it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:35:42
I had recreated my account on there, and submitted an application that I'm hoping Sarah also gets to read and approve.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:36:41
I'd feel just heart-broken if she commited suicide because of my mistake; it would be Ryan all over again. :_(
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:36:48
;(
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:37:06
I need to recover. I'll TTYL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 05:37:16
Ickvenschwell, Julie-Kat.
BlueSpike: 11:59:01
BlueSpike: 11:59:11
BlueSpike: 12:29:24
Hi, Chris.
BlueSpike: 12:29:44
Let me know when you're at the computer.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:36:39
Zlkavszka, Julie.
BlueSpike: 17:44:51
Hi, Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:45:13
Hey, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:46:06
I've just read a reply I got from Cassie, Sarah May's spanish friend, she offered comforting words that made me feel a bit better. I replied with gratitude.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:46:19
how are you feeling?
BlueSpike: 17:46:48
Awful.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:46:58
because of Sarah May?
BlueSpike: 17:47:03
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:47:38
I understand, but you don't have to dwell on about it. have you tried to distract yourself with a movie or something?
BlueSpike: 17:47:46
....
BlueSpike: 17:48:14
No matter HOW many movies I see, I WILL NEVER forget my dead friend.
BlueSpike: 17:48:15
EVER.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:49:40
I understand, and I feel the same way. The emotions will linger and come back now and then. But the best thing one can do in the similar situation is to try to not fret over it a lot and move on.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:50:02
I'm still feeling the shakes and emotions from her and Aunt Corina.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:51:16
but at least I am feeling capable of being able to move on, having known the opening details, and wait to see if it's gotten worse.
BlueSpike: 17:52:43
Chris, she commited sucide.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:53:43
I understand that possiblity, and it would really hurt me if she did that because of me. It would be Ryan all over again.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:53:48
:(
BlueSpike: 17:54:15
Chris..
BlueSpike: 17:54:20
She did it because of a promise you made..
BlueSpike: 17:54:23
She was so happy about it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:54:48
I know, and I feel terrible over it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:56:27
But from what I've learned after past deaths I've felt close to, is that I should try to move on. I did care about Sarah May very much, and I will never forget her.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:56:36
did you see the video I uploaded?
BlueSpike: 17:56:43
Yes...
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:57:29
It pains me deeply to know that I am losing, or have lost, a good friend in that way.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:57:50
I've shed tears for her.
BlueSpike: 17:58:04
I don't think you really did, Chris..
BlueSpike: 17:58:09
Could we talk on the PSN, about it..?
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:58:13
okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:58:26
I'll send you the invite.
BlueSpike: 17:59:53
Give me few minutes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:51:51
Zlkavszka, Julie.
BlueSpike: 23:52:13
Hello.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:52:40
I have a bit of good news. Sarah May is still alive. she left me a message on Skype a few hours ago.
BlueSpike: 23:53:02
That's good, what did she say?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:53:40
that's the bad part; she started with "..." at 8:27 PM, then two minutes later thought I was ignoring her, when I was not on my PC.
BlueSpike: 23:53:57
Huh..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:54:14
I left her a message with an apology for missing her, and a plea for her to not do anything stupid. And I informed her of the video I uploaded.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:54:43
She's not online right now, but at least we can breath a sigh of relief, because she's alive.
BlueSpike: 23:55:11
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 23:55:57
So..Chris..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:02
Did you enjoy listening to my father earlier?
BlueSpike: 23:56:07
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 23:56:08
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:13
cool. :)
BlueSpike: 23:56:18
Chris..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:21
yes?
BlueSpike: 23:56:24
Did you ever make that video of you..you know?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:36
not yet, and I am thinking about doing it tonight.
BlueSpike: 23:56:59
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:57:22
I'll record it in a couple of hours or so, but I promise you I will have it done, just for you.
BlueSpike: 23:57:34
:)
BlueSpike: 23:57:36
So, what's up?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:58:25
not much else. but I did tell you about what I was doing while you were listening to my dad.
BlueSpike: 23:58:42
No, what were you doing?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:34
I told you in a message on the PSN.
BlueSpike: 23:59:44
Oh, yeah.
BlueSpike: 23:59:45
That.
BlueSpike: 23:59:47
Neat.
==2009-02-19==
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:12
I'm good in technological things, you know.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:26
did I mention that I took a computer upgrade course at PVCC?
BlueSpike: 00:00:30
You never mentioned.
BlueSpike: 00:00:31
Huh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:37
I did, and I passed.
BlueSpike: 00:00:54
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:01:04
Needless to say I have a good understanding of what is inside my PC's Tower.
BlueSpike: 00:01:15
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:01:34
and to figure out how to upgrade my PS3's internal HDD to a greater memory capacity was a snap.
BlueSpike: 00:01:43
Awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:02:31
Also, in my lifetime, I have unscrewed and taken apart some of my video game consoles, to see what they looked like on the inside, including my original Game Boy, GBA and my PSP.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:02:49
and a NES among the Televised consoles.
BlueSpike: 00:02:51
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:05:19
Yes, it's fun to take things apart to see the insides. Also, I sucessfully Upgraded my PS2 Guitar with the insides of a newer PS2 guitar. I started with the one that came with GH1, then I learned the RED guitars that later came out were better and upgraded in comparison, so I unscrewed and swapped some of the internal parts, as well as the newer cord, since they were both the Sony Wired Gibson SGs, and I was successful in the upgrade.
BlueSpike: 00:05:37
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:05:47
I got the newer guitar used, then I returned it after I did the internal swapping.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:06:09
it's not easy to repaint a new guitar to make it match the memories that went into the old, you know.
BlueSpike: 00:06:22
I do.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:06:39
so, the Casing has been with me throughout my GH years.
BlueSpike: 00:07:16
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:07:17
Also, when Gamestop was having a Tournament for GH2, I entered and WON the whole thing. I got a T-Shirt, while everyone else got posters.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:07:28
It happened a couple years ago in February.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:07:47
NAILED Freebird on Hard better than my opponent in the Final.
BlueSpike: 00:08:28
Awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:08:54
I mean, I did not get a perfect score, but I got an "A" Grade.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:09:02
95-100?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:09:06
*%
BlueSpike: 00:09:11
Awesome.
BlueSpike: 00:09:13
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:09:37
and I look forward to playing some GH with you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:10:15
You don't have to be the best at it; all I would ask is for you to do your best.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:10:23
*your personal best.
BlueSpike: 00:10:33
I am good at it.
BlueSpike: 00:10:35
I played Expert.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:10:38
me2
BlueSpike: 00:10:48
And I get mostly 90%-100%
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:10:57
I've also completed the Expert in GHAerosmith
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:11:08
as well as the rest, with mostly A Grades.
BlueSpike: 00:11:14
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:11:42
oh, right, they measure in Stars; that's the grade format I was trying to think of.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:11:53
but I went with the letter anyway.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:12:27
Play any good games lately on your PS3 or Wii?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:12:40
oh, yeah, Burnout.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:12:42
:P
BlueSpike: 00:12:45
Yeah..
BlueSpike: 00:12:50
I haven't really played much of Burnout.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:12:57
ah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:13:02
I see.
BlueSpike: 00:13:08
I've been wanting Street Fighter 4 so badly..
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:13:32
As soon as possible, I plan on buying the Special Edition version for PS3.
BlueSpike: 00:13:46
Cool..
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:14:00
as well as MGS4 and the other titles we've agreed on adding to my quarry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:14:10
how many disc games do you own?
BlueSpike: 00:14:19
In total? Or just PS3?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:14:23
PS3
BlueSpike: 00:14:27
2.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:14:36
I have over 25
BlueSpike: 00:14:51
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:15:08
You'd probably gasp when you see my shelves in my room.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:15:26
up close
BlueSpike: 00:15:44
Heheh.
BlueSpike: 00:15:46
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:16:04
my first game system was a Commodore 64 computer.
BlueSpike: 00:16:16
Hmm.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:16:27
I still have the system, complete with Hard Drive Keyboard, cords, and Floppy Disk Drive
BlueSpike: 00:16:50
Awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:17:09
but my Joystick I used on it got messed up sometime ago, as it didn't work for me last time I turned on the sytem a few months ago.
BlueSpike: 00:17:18
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:17:40
I'm sure I can find a working joystick on eBay, but that's for another day.
BlueSpike: 00:17:50
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:18:28
we have to exchange stories of our childhoods after you get here.
BlueSpike: 00:18:36
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:18:54
you would get a cornucopia from my slideshow in my DVD.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:19:35
and I look forward to hearing your stories very much. :)
BlueSpike: 00:19:43
Yeah...
BlueSpike: 00:19:50
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:19:52
?
BlueSpike: 00:19:58
Nothing, sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:20:13
what's the matter? did a bad memory reappear?
BlueSpike: 00:20:23
No..
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:20:36
it's okay, you can confide in me.
BlueSpike: 00:20:42
It's nothing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:21:19
hey, no childhood is perfect. and you know I've had a bunch of bad bumps in my lifetime.
BlueSpike: 00:21:32
Yeah..
BlueSpike: 00:21:33
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:21:55
"Don't trust them new n*ggers over there."
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:22:18
:)
BlueSpike: 00:22:54
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:22:58
I left out the second letter, just like what happened to Stan's Dad in that episode of South Park.
BlueSpike: 00:23:08
Yeah..
BlueSpike: 00:23:09
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:23:36
"With Apologies to Jessie Jackson" was that episode's title.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:24:09
I'm reminded of another Funny episode of South Park; "Breast Cancer Episode Ever"
BlueSpike: 00:24:15
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:24:30
I could not believe what Eric did to himself in front of Wendy.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:24:33
:D
BlueSpike: 00:24:39
Yeah. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:25:16
Still, it was a great episode that showed off Girl Power.
BlueSpike: 00:25:31
:)
BlueSpike: 00:25:44
Could you sing that Uncle Ruckus song for me, one more time, please?
BlueSpike: 00:25:45
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:25:51
hang on.
BlueSpike: 00:25:51
It'll cheer me right up.
BlueSpike: 00:26:23
Yes.
BlueSpike: 00:26:56
:D
BlueSpike: 00:26:58
Thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:27:21
:)
BlueSpike: 00:27:35
So..It's been a few days..
BlueSpike: 00:27:38
:D
BlueSpike: 00:27:52
A few days since we skype called just you and me.
BlueSpike: 00:27:56
That's all. :(
BlueSpike: 00:28:00
Not cybering, silly.
BlueSpike: 00:28:04
:D
BlueSpike: 00:28:05
It's okay.
BlueSpike: 00:28:16
:)
BlueSpike: 00:28:45
?
BlueSpike: 00:28:50
Okay.
BlueSpike: 00:28:53
We can type, I gues.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:29:09
I still keep on Lovin' You.
BlueSpike: 00:29:55
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:29:59
They're playing Barry White "I Can't Get Enough of Your Lovin' Baby."
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:30:03
on the radio
BlueSpike: 00:30:15
:D
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:30:42
have you heard that one?
BlueSpike: 00:31:17
No. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:31:32
Hang on for a bit.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:38:12
I'm gonna hook you up with the track, after I spend 43 Coke points to get it for you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:41:17
sent file "06 - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe.mp3" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="7560884" index="0">06 - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe.mp3</file></files>
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:42:33
You enjoy that; it can be our song. :)
BlueSpike: 00:42:39
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:46:01
sent file "06 - Lift Up Your Eyes.mp3" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="18430246" index="0">06 - Lift Up Your Eyes.mp3</file></files>
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:46:10
Here's another choice track for you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:46:28
I had this one on my PC.
BlueSpike: 00:46:38
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:47:58
You can copy these tracks to your PS3 and enjoy them on there as well.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:48:42
are you enjoying Barry's song?
BlueSpike: 00:48:49
Yes.:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:26
another topic of the Nick and Nora movie was Mix CDs and good music tracks.
BlueSpike: 00:50:23
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:23
and the iPod was featured there. BTW, did you see the joke in the new Family Guy; Carter asks Bill Gates to help him with his (Microsoft) Zune, but he actually has the MORE POPULAR iPod.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:40
*(Apple) iPod
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:50
I use my PSP for music on the go.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:00
*(Sony) PSP
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:04
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:53:32
before my PSP, I used a Game Boy Advance Jukebox.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:53:56
and I got that accessory for only 10 dollars while it was on clearance back then.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:55:02
but I digress on the techo savvey.
BlueSpike: 00:55:32
Yeah..
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:55:59
did my going-on bother you?
BlueSpike: 00:56:17
No. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:56:20
okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:56:21
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:57:04
we can share music everyday together, and even create our own.
BlueSpike: 00:57:11
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:58:34
sent file "Christian & the Hedgehog Boys.zip" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="26569539" index="0">Christian & the Hedgehog Boys.zip</file></files>
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:58:41
these are my tracks.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:58:59
all 8 of them.
BlueSpike: 00:59:27
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:01:18
Did you get your Wii Number for me yet, so I can add you onto my WiiNetwork?
BlueSpike: 01:01:26
No, not yet.
BlueSpike: 01:01:33
I'm feeling kind of tired, I'll get it tomorrow.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:03:22
okay. Here's mine, 8626-5211-8387-4771. You can go ahead and add me onto your Wii.
BlueSpike: 01:03:29
Okay.
BlueSpike: 01:03:33
I will soon.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:04:10
because apparently we both have to have registered our opposite numbers onto our Wiis in order to exchange messages and gift from the Shopping Channel.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:04:24
and, be sure your country setting is set to USA
BlueSpike: 01:04:27
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:04:51
and you've been on the Shopping Channel yourself, yes?
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:05:26
oh, and you have to set up in the Shopping Channel options to Receive Gifts.
BlueSpike: 01:05:35
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:06:00
I had to go through these details when I gifted Tetris Party to Sarah May.
BlueSpike: 01:06:12
Ah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:06:23
I'll gift it to you as well after I get your number.
BlueSpike: 01:06:29
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:06:42
I enjoy Puzzle Games, and Tetris is a favorite classic.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:07:17
logging in a lot of Tetris Time pays off for when arranging things on-the-spot.
BlueSpike: 01:07:32
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:07:56
there was an episode of the Simpsons where Homer had that practice and arranged the Garage Sale stuff he and his family bought in the car. but he left himself out. :D
BlueSpike: 01:08:12
Heh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:08:24
D'oh!
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:08:34
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:09:39
I should let you go, so you can get some rest for your work tomorrow.

A piece of advice I offer to most everyone I talk to, "Keep a Happy Thought".
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:09:54
I'll talk to you again later.
BlueSpike: 01:10:04
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:10:11
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:11:06
oh, and a piece of advice, write your Wii Number on the back of your Operations Manual; makes it easier to find in the future.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:11:27
(L)(L)(L)
BlueSpike: 01:11:37
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:57:22
Zlkavszka, Julie.
BlueSpike: 18:57:40
Hi.
BlueSpike: 18:58:35
Did you finish that video for me? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:58:40
I've had a bit of a day; I went out with my family earlier this afternoon on their errands, and I went with my mother before then to escort her to our local doctor to give some blood for blood work.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:58:47
yes I did.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:59:01
I've just reformatted it for you, and it's ready to be sent.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:59:40
it is explicit, so keep it ONLY for your Eyes; don't let your bro see it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:59:47
or anyone else for that matter.
BlueSpike: 18:59:47
You got it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:59:50
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:13
sent file "For Julies Eyes Only.MP4" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="90400128" index="0">For Julies Eyes Only.MP4</file></files>
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:42
FYI, I wore a condom during the time; I ended breaking one and replacing it.
BlueSpike: 19:00:49
An MP4..?
BlueSpike: 19:00:54
Would that play on my computer?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:01:13
yes. it works on any iTunes Player, Windows Media Player, PS3 and PSP
BlueSpike: 19:01:17
Oh, alrighty.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:02:10
anyway, the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:02:37
I just thought I'd let you know about that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:03:31
how was your day?
BlueSpike: 19:03:39
It was good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:04:07
anything different or exciting?
BlueSpike: 19:04:54
Nope.
BlueSpike: 19:05:07
How long is the video, anyway?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:05:20
it's about 7 to 8 minutes long.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:06:27
and I was feeling a bit nervous, because of the condom breaking and having to pause the recording now and then. but I perservered anyway. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:07:25
I just did basically my routine for doing it with a doll; when I do it with you for my very first time, I can promise you that it will be more varitiable thatn what is shown.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:07:30
*than
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:08:46
Julie?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:09:21
what happened there?
BlueSpike: 19:09:22
Hi.
BlueSpike: 19:09:27
My router's power supply got DC'd.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:09:33
oh, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:09:48
I've had that happen to me before too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:10:16
BTW, did you look up your Wii Number yet?
BlueSpike: 19:10:30
Ah, I forgot. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:10:44
you can do it now, while it's on your mind. :)
BlueSpike: 19:10:57
I'll do it soon, don't worry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:11:16
okay. I trust you know how to look it up?
BlueSpike: 19:11:20
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:11:23
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:12:30
let me check my memory about you a bit; you're 5'5", B-Cup, slim body-type, brown eyes and hair.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:12:50
and your voice is locked into my Audio Memory very well. :)
BlueSpike: 19:12:54
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:13:15
how am I on remembering your physical features?
BlueSpike: 19:13:20
Very good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:13:49
cool. I've had a small bit of a problem remembering your favorite color; was it blue?
BlueSpike: 19:13:56
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:14:07
cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:14:50
you know something, from what you've told me, you would look very sexy, IMHO. ;)
BlueSpike: 19:15:22
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:15:25
but I still have not got the pictures yet, and I am looking forward to seeing the sexy woman I'll be seeing.
BlueSpike: 19:15:46
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:15:56
oh, and your teeth are in very good shape; I remember that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:17:08
I brush my teeth every day, so I'm cool too. FYI, I've had two Wisdom Teeth, and I had them removed. I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of alcohol.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:17:39
You know why they call them Wisdom Teeth?
BlueSpike: 19:17:47
No, why?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:18:18
Because they've been tucked away soo long back there under flesh, they've had a Longer time to think compared to the rest of the teeth. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:18:53
that's my little joke.
BlueSpike: 19:19:01
:D
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:20:13
stop me if I'm corssing any lines, but how well or often were you able to brush your teeth in Molvania?
BlueSpike: 19:20:27
You're crossing some lines, there. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:20:34
I'm sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:20:46
I will not go further in that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:21:16
Uncle Ruckus says, "Don't trust them new n*ggers over there!"
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:21:18
:D
BlueSpike: 19:21:29
Heh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:22:28
another fun thing I can do after I receive your Wii Number, I can send you 10-second audio messages from my WiiSpeak Channel, so you'll be able to dig my voice whenever you want.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:22:42
brb
BlueSpike: 19:22:42
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:28:52
back
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:31:52
Also, I've gave it some thought, after taking off my medal and please hear me out, I wear it, because I consider it my personal Lucky Charm, and it reminds me of my previous emotional traumas and good memories from my past since I created the original one.

Also, suppose, god forbid, I get hit, and I've fallen into a case of amnesia. The medal would be on me, and it can start me on recovering my memory much faster. Ridiculous, yes, but it's better safe than sorry.
BlueSpike: 19:32:17
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:33:11
For you, though, I can take it off me while we're together, or when we have sex; you only have to say the word, and I'll have it off of myself around you.
BlueSpike: 19:33:25
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:33:43
I still care about you and respect your feelings. :)
BlueSpike: 19:34:28
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:35:26
did you watch the video yet, or are you going to watch it later?
BlueSpike: 19:36:10
I'm watching it now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:28
okay. turns you on?
BlueSpike: 19:36:32
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:35
cool.
BlueSpike: 19:36:40
I could dye my hair pink if you wanted.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:37:07
give me a moment to imagine that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:38:16
pink would look good, but do you personally want to dye your hair that color?
BlueSpike: 19:38:23
Sure.
BlueSpike: 19:38:25
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:38:36
how about blue?
BlueSpike: 19:39:21
Maybe..
BlueSpike: 19:39:25
Do you like girls with Blue hair?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:40:19
yes I do; like Ami/Sailor Mercury.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:40:43
yes, blue would be better.
BlueSpike: 19:40:57
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:41:10
are you sure you're cool doing that to yourself?
BlueSpike: 19:41:45
Yes. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:41:49
alright.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:42:04
BTW, what's your hairstyle; long, short, pigtails or what?
BlueSpike: 19:42:12
You'll see. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:42:58
in your pics. :) I feel that long hair, about to the shoulders, looks good to me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:13
but I'll wait and see your pics.
BlueSpike: 19:43:19
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:28
and I'll take you as you are anyway.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:44
:)
BlueSpike: 19:43:48
Maybe if you ever do this again, you could make put in a little bit more passion. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:56
the video?
BlueSpike: 19:44:02
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:16
if I was doing it with you for real, like our first time. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:23
yes
BlueSpike: 19:44:24
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:53
like I said, I felt nervous from the mishaps then.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:03
*a bit nervous
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:38
do you have the video tucked away in a folder on your PC?
BlueSpike: 19:46:05
Yes, why?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:46:49
If your brother finds it and says anything about it to you, I can still send a vocal message on the WiiNetwork, telling him a few words in our romantic defense. ;)
BlueSpike: 19:46:56
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:36
do you have more than WiiSports among your Wii Disc games?
BlueSpike: 19:47:49
I have No More Heroes..and Brawl.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:59
Mario Kart?
BlueSpike: 19:48:04
Yeah, Mario Kart.
BlueSpike: 19:48:08
Slipped my mind, sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:48:15
how about Animal Crossing?
BlueSpike: 19:48:19
No. :(
BlueSpike: 19:48:30
I'm not that much into Animal Crossing, I don't think.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:10
I see, well you can at least get a WiiSpeak, so you and I can talk on there as well, and you can send me 10-second audio messages too. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:08
With a WiiSpeak, you get a download ticket to download the WiiSpeak Channel, which is not among the immediate downloads on the Shopping Channel.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:39
it's currently available for 29.99 USD in most stores.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:51
if you can find one new for less, then cool.
BlueSpike: 19:51:42
Yeah...
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:51:55
but our talks on the PSN and Skype are cool; I'm just thinking of an alternative. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
BlueSpike: 19:52:27
Yeah..
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:53:02
I once knew a man from Nantucket; he had on his head a darn bucket. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:54:02
I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsville. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:54:51
I will fufill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses. Taco, Taco. :_
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:54:54
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:56:25
"Don't trust them new n*ggers over there. No, No don't dah, dah, dah-dah. No, don't trust them new n*ggers over there."
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:56:36
I'll have to learn the lyrics from that episode of the Boondocks.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:56:53
so I can learn that part I don't know.
BlueSpike: 19:57:03
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:57:14
there's that smile.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:57:33
"Julie's Smile. Oh, won't you smile a while for me...Julie?"
BlueSpike: 19:58:42
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:59:57
"Oh, it's a wonderful day with Julie. Julie makes your heart so light. When the skies are grey and ordinary, Julie makes the sun shine bright. Oh, happiness is blooming around her. The daffodills are smiling at the dove. When Julie holds your hand, you feel so grand, your heart starts beating like a big brass band. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. It's a jolly holiday with Julie. No wonder that it's Julie that we love."
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:00:58
I can go on with two-sylible name songs and put your name in them all to make you smile more. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:01:52
and I'll still mean them all from my heart. (L)
BlueSpike: 20:02:10
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:02:51
FYI, that last one was from "Mary Poppins"
BlueSpike: 20:03:19
Cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:03:54
I should go and get something to eat, then draw some more for my comic book. I'll talk to you again later. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:04:04
Ickvenschwel, Julie.
BlueSpike: 20:04:24
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:05:00
can I get some love back before I leave?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:05:42
a kiss and an "I Love You too?"
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:05:52
it's nice to be reminded now and again.
BlueSpike: 20:06:01
:*
BlueSpike: 20:06:03
I love you too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:06:10
thank you. :-*
BlueSpike: 20:06:18
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting to tell you..I always thought you already knew. :(
BlueSpike: 20:06:21
:)
BlueSpike: 20:06:21
But I love you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:22:13
I always know that you do and will love me, it's just nice to hear it now and again to refresh the memory. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:22:50
Also, I've just purchased the new LBP Costume Pack and the Burnout Paradise Legend Car Pack (includes the Back to the Future Car and the Ecto-1).
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:22:59
so, you may log in and download them for yourself.
BlueSpike: 21:23:33
Oh, okay.
BlueSpike: 21:23:36
I'll do that now. :)
BlueSpike: 21:23:42
What was the password again?
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:23:56
I'll send you the password in a PSN Message shortly.
BlueSpike: 21:24:05
Gotcha. :)
BlueSpike: 21:35:25
Thanks, Chris.
BlueSpike: 21:35:43
Maybe later, possibly tonight, we can play around with the new cars.
BlueSpike: 21:49:24
Maybe you could get that time saver pack so I could have all the cars you do.
BlueSpike: 21:49:27
:)

BlueSpike Skype Logs 9

2010-10-12T17:03:41Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-16==
BlueSpike: 10:33:50
Chris..There's something I wanted...
BlueSpike: 10:34:53
I just wanted to see a video of you making love to a doll you own, to hold me over until the real thing, please? I assure you, it will NEVER get out. NOBODY except me will see it. I PROMISE you with my heart.
BlueSpike: 14:35:00
Hi, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 18:54:17
You SERIOUSLY need to fix your biological clock, Chris.
BlueSpike: 18:54:25
It's getting ANNOIYNG waiting for you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:16:09
I'm scanning the pages now. Also, at 2:30 today, I was out, on my way to my meeting with Rocky.
BlueSpike: 20:16:27
Neat.
BlueSpike: 20:30:44
Cool. :)
BlueSpike: 20:31:29
Could you upload it to SonichuandRosechu.com in case I lose it? You can make like a fanart gallery for the good (like mine) and the bad troll arts.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:32:02
I'll upload the file, and I'll create the fanart area soon.
BlueSpike: 20:32:14
How soon, do you think? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:32:39
I'm not certain, but I promise you that I will have one created.
BlueSpike: 20:33:01
It shouldn't be that hard to do it tonight, you have great HTML skills.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:34:15
yeah, but I need time to sort them out from the good, acceptable and the bad, reformat some of them to .jpg format, type up the files and then upload.
BlueSpike: 20:34:30
ok
BlueSpike: 20:48:34
You should be done by now. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:50:28
Yes, it is done; the first three pages of the 9th book are up.
BlueSpike: 20:50:53
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:52:13
You may go look for yourself. I'm feeling a bit sleepy, so I'll take a raincheck and talk to you next time on the PSN.
BlueSpike: 20:52:20
Wait!
BlueSpike: 20:52:24
Can you link me to the new pages?
BlueSpike: 20:52:25
Please?
BlueSpike: 20:52:35
I can't find them on the 9th comic.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:52:49
just click the 9th Comic Cover on sonichuandrosechu.com
BlueSpike: 20:53:24
I am, the Spring Break issue, right?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:53:50
and I'll create a rage against Clyde video and a private video for your viewing pleasure later this week.

no, the next one.
BlueSpike: 20:54:10
The one with Chris-Chan sonichu on the cover?
BlueSpike: 20:54:18
Because the one inbetween isn't clickable.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:54:25
refresh the page.
BlueSpike: 20:54:33
OH, THERE.
BlueSpike: 20:54:36
Thankyoul.
BlueSpike: 20:54:37
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:55:51
are you satisfied for now?
BlueSpike: 20:55:58
Yes. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:56:16
good. I'm going back to my room and make myself ready for an earlier bedtime.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:56:34
I'll TTYL. Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*
BlueSpike: 20:56:49
:)
BlueSpike: 20:59:05
Chris?
BlueSpike: 20:59:14
I should ask, am I gonna be in the comic, anytime soon? :)
==2009-02-17==
BlueSpike: 14:31:30
Hi, Chris. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:38:55
Zlkavszka, Julie. :-*
BlueSpike: 15:39:08
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:39:35
I'm sorry for not getting on sooner, but I went out to buy some things.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:39:58
cat food, milk and such.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:40:08
*the milk was for my mother.
BlueSpike: 15:40:14
Ah, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:40:34
BTW, do you like soy milk, because that's the kind we have at my house?
BlueSpike: 15:40:55
I'm not very fond of it. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:41:20
I see. I'm assuming you have tasted it for yourself?
BlueSpike: 15:41:47
Yes.
BlueSpike: 15:41:49
I've tried it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:41:54
cool.
BlueSpike: 15:42:14
So...
BlueSpike: 15:42:17
Anything you wanna talk about?
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:44:22
to let me finish, my family and I drank regular milk before, but for better health results, my mother got me turned onto Silk brand Soymilk.
BlueSpike: 15:44:39
Meh..
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:44:41
So, I am capable of going back to regular milk at anytime.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:45:00
I'm sorry, but I wanted to finish that thought.
BlueSpike: 15:45:05
It's okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:37
I'll talk about my day, I crashed at about midnight, awoke at about 6 AM, fed my cats, pondered for a while, and decided to dedicate the day to more drawing. still, I went out with my father to Burger King for breakfast (he enjoys the company), came back and drew some more, then at about 1, I went out with my mother to shop for the cat food, milk and all that. I had just come back to check my PC and talk to you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:41
:)
BlueSpike: 15:47:48
:)
BlueSpike: 15:47:54
I'll brb.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:58
ok.
BlueSpike: 15:50:04
Back.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:50:23
cool. How about you, tell me about your day, please.
BlueSpike: 15:50:28
Oh, you know.
BlueSpike: 15:50:31
Same old same old.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:52:11
yes, but I'd like to know what you go through from the start of your day. :)
BlueSpike: 15:52:33
I just went to work and got back..
BlueSpike: 15:52:37
That's all, silly. :D
BlueSpike: 15:52:58
I worked a desk job today.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:53:14
cool. tell me about your desk job.
BlueSpike: 15:53:22
Temp. Recepnoist...Sorry if I spelt that wrong.
BlueSpike: 15:53:30
Still getting used to english. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:53:46
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:53:46
it's cool. I still understand.
BlueSpike: 15:53:50
:)
BlueSpike: 15:53:58
What about your job hunt? Thought about what I said?
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:54:13
I did, and I'm still searching.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:55:07
I'm checking the classifieds and such.
BlueSpike: 15:56:09
Neat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:56:32
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:57:07
hmm...
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:57:20
I've just had an emotional moment over my Aunt Corina.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:58:12
it starts with a mental reminder, then I get the feeling in my heart in response that brought me down a bit.
BlueSpike: 15:58:36
Hmm...
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:58:41
I hope she can live a bit longer, so I can give her a hug myself one last time.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:58:54
she was a kind-hearted person.
BlueSpike: 15:59:04
Then why don't you go hug her NOW?
BlueSpike: 15:59:10
You need to show you love her before it's too late!
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:59:40
I will. My mother will take me to her soon in another trip. I do not know where the hospital she is at is.
BlueSpike: 15:59:47
Alright..
BlueSpike: 15:59:49
I'll brb again.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:59:53
ok
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:01:58
where did you run off to now?
BlueSpike: 16:02:10
...
BlueSpike: 16:02:13
I just went to get a drink.
BlueSpike: 16:02:19
You don't need to get defensive about it..
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:02:27
it's cool, I'm just wondering.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:02:35
*hugs*
BlueSpike: 16:02:46
But when you wonder aloud like that, it makes me feel like you're starting to think I'd cheat on youl
BlueSpike: 16:03:04
you*
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:03:24
believe me, that thought has never crossed my mind.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:03:34
I fully trust you, Julie-Kat. :)
BlueSpike: 16:03:42
Sigh..
BlueSpike: 16:03:45
Okay..
BlueSpike: 16:03:56
Oh, have you thought about that fighting video yet?
BlueSpike: 16:04:17
Because I want to see you do it live, you can record it, but I'll see it as you do it.
BlueSpike: 16:04:28
I need to trust you to be a strong man for me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:05:04
Yes I have. I'm still deciding what to throw my punches at.
BlueSpike: 16:05:12
Hmm..
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:05:34
I'll get with you later on the PSN Chat, and I'll show you my strength. :)
BlueSpike: 16:06:00
Chris..
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:06:01
I can lift up my chair that I sit in; it's a heavy chair with metal parts.
BlueSpike: 16:06:08
It's not nice to keep a woman waiting..
BlueSpike: 16:06:12
I don't think that's enough..
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:06:27
I know; I need to show my punches and kicks.
BlueSpike: 16:07:06
More than that..
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:07:24
I'm still deciding what to throw my punches and kicks at; the only thing applicable that can take my punches is a woman doll.
BlueSpike: 16:07:42
Just make sure it's not the one that you'll use later. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:07:46
and I'm rather hesistant on hitting a woman.
BlueSpike: 16:07:50
But, I think you need to break something.
BlueSpike: 16:07:53
And it's just a plastic person.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:08:04
yes.
BlueSpike: 16:08:05
Like, you need to break something made of wood, something big.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:08:20
I'm still pondering about it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:08:43
I will have a decision soon, and create the video, I promise you. :-*
BlueSpike: 16:08:48
Sigh..
BlueSpike: 16:08:51
I want to watch it LIVE.
BlueSpike: 16:08:56
I want to see everything.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:09:18
and you will, I promise.
BlueSpike: 16:09:27
I like big strong men..
BlueSpike: 16:09:31
I want you to show me you are.
BlueSpike: 16:09:40
You'll be able to record on your PS3, right?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:09:46
I am strong, and I will show you.

yes.
BlueSpike: 16:09:47
I wanna see it live as you do it and as you record.
BlueSpike: 16:09:50
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:10:24
I gtg; I want to draw some more and think more about the video. I'll send you a chat invite on the PSN later.
BlueSpike: 16:10:27
Wait.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:10:31
yes.
BlueSpike: 16:10:35
I would like a PSN chat at this moment.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:10:51
okay, wait for my invite; I'll be there shortly.
BlueSpike: 16:10:53
We can brainstorm about the video while you draw.
BlueSpike: 16:10:54
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:52:03
I have a chat window opened up, and I'll leave it open for a while. so please log in and accept the invitation on your PS3
BlueSpike: 18:31:09
Chris!?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:48:14
Julie?
BlueSpike: 19:48:43
Hello!
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:10
What happened earlier? I heard you scream, you left, and I felt so worried.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:13
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:18
?
BlueSpike: 19:49:23
My brother scared me. :(
BlueSpike: 19:49:28
And the power went out, too.
BlueSpike: 19:49:32
It was a really wierd timing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:11
*sigh* I see. For the moment, I had thought Clyde ran in and hurt you. I feel better that was not the case.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:18
*knowing that was not the case
BlueSpike: 19:50:29
Yeah. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:53
Why did your bro scare you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:57
or what did he do?
BlueSpike: 19:51:15
He told me he was playing around, he ran into the room and shook me.
BlueSpike: 19:51:23
I was a bit scared. :D
BlueSpike: 19:51:27
So, can we PSN chat?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:51:30
oh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:51:37
yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:52:17
I stayed in my room, waiting for an hour for your return, and it's nighttime now, so I'll have to delay on the wood-finding.
BlueSpike: 19:52:48
:(
BlueSpike: 19:52:55
I'll send you the PSN invite..
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:53:12
okay; wait for me.
BlueSpike: 19:56:24
I sent you the invite, where are you? :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:57:56
on my way
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:06:15
I'm here.
BlueSpike: 23:21:20
brb
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:21:24
ok
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:31:17
The call was dropped.
BlueSpike: 23:33:04
is away. This is an auto-reply message.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:33:04
I'll hang around for a bit longer.
BlueSpike: 23:38:57
Hi..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:39:16
Zlkavszka
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:39:35
Clyde left to think; he said he would return.
BlueSpike: 23:39:35
I went to take a quick shower..
BlueSpike: 23:39:39
My brother met me outside.
BlueSpike: 23:39:47
He was listening in while I was gone.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:39:50
but he hung up, and the call between you and me was dropped soon after.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:39:53
oh.
BlueSpike: 23:39:55
He told me, 'I don't want to hear that sick sex shit again.'
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:40:09
ohhh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:40:31
then what happened?
BlueSpike: 23:40:37
That's it.
BlueSpike: 23:40:40
Now I'm wondering..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:41:11
We don't have to Cyber Sex anymore; we can hold it in until we are together in person.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:41:48
It's okay, Julie; he may have not heard all the details, and jumped to conclusions.
BlueSpike: 23:41:55
He did.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:42:31
I'm sorry you had to deal with that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:43:04
I feel for you there; it's just like last Saturday when my father came in and interrupted us.
BlueSpike: 23:43:28
Not exactly..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:43:46
you are right; my scenario was worse.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:44:07
but I have some good news.
BlueSpike: 23:44:18
I doubt it can fix what happened..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:45:09
right before our chat with Clyde, I read his reply to my reply. he says, and I quote, "You ever come down to California, you can meet me." He WAS in California.
BlueSpike: 23:45:32
Huh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:45:40
he had been "driving for days, it's quite exhuasting."
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:46:19
so, you ARE safe from him in person.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:25
Anyway, I understand what you may be feeling now, and I'm willing to give you space until when you contact me again on the PSN or Skype.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:40
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*
BlueSpike: 23:47:48
...

BlueSpike Skype Logs 8

2010-10-12T17:01:46Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-14==
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:37:27
Zlkavszka, Julie. :)
BlueSpike: 16:37:40
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:37:43
I've memorized the spelling of our greeting. :D
BlueSpike: 16:37:52
Yay!
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:38:01
I'm safe and well. u?
BlueSpike: 16:38:07
Wonderful. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:38:12
awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:38:37
anyway, I've noticed you haven't got my note on the PSN yet; you've been off for about 14 hours now
BlueSpike: 16:38:53
Oh, cool.
BlueSpike: 16:38:55
I'll read those now.
BlueSpike: 16:39:12
So, you know what today is? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:39:17
yes. <3
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:39:20
:)
BlueSpike: 16:39:34
What are you gonna do today? ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:39:36
Happy Valentines Day.
BlueSpike: 16:39:43
Thanks. <3
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:39:45
Spend a bit if it with you.
BlueSpike: 16:40:04
;)
BlueSpike: 16:40:12
Then maybe after we meet in LBP...;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:40:26
in the privacy of my room, and while you're in yours. :)
BlueSpike: 16:40:36
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:40:43
BTW, are your PC and PS3 in the same room?
BlueSpike: 16:40:47
Is it alright I'm a bit rough tonight? ;)
BlueSpike: 16:40:54
And THEY ARE.
BlueSpike: 16:40:57
They are*
BlueSpike: 16:40:59
Sorry for caps.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:12
it's cool. and awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:28
I want to hear you tell me your half and your reactions.
BlueSpike: 16:41:41
? Hmm?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:52
instead of you typing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:53
like before.
BlueSpike: 16:42:05
My brother is here, though. I can't do that. :(
BlueSpike: 16:42:27
I'm sorry, Chris....
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:42:49
I see. I'm assuming you haven't told your brother about us doing that then.
BlueSpike: 16:42:58
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:43:06
is he your older brother?
BlueSpike: 16:43:12
Yes.
BlueSpike: 16:43:53
Chris I've gotten ready and everything, I was expecting for us to do this as soon as you got back...:)
BlueSpike: 16:44:16
He will hear me if I speak is the thing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:44:22
I would feel it good if you talked to your brother about you and me doing that, and that you get enjoyment out of it. Conisidering he's older than you, he'll likely be open-minded about it and understand.
BlueSpike: 16:44:30
I know...
BlueSpike: 16:44:37
But I'll do that next time, I promise. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:45:03
I'm going to come to Virginia, so I think it's alright that I keep this a secret from him..For now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:45:07
let's hold onto that emotion for after my thing in LBP.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:45:14
I see.
BlueSpike: 16:45:23
But, I'm so horny...:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:46:18
FYI, I became horny over you, while I was playing ACCityFolk; I even shouted out your name multiple times. But it passed, and I wet myself a little. :P
BlueSpike: 16:46:29
;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:47:37
You can let yours pass, and hold onto it for after I take you on our Valentines Date. I've spent Hours from about 2 to 8 AM putting it together very well.
BlueSpike: 16:47:51
Oh, alright.
BlueSpike: 16:47:57
Then after we can do our thang. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:48:00
Meow.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:48:01
yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:48:43
Also, please do not access it before we get together there; I want it to be a surprise for you. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:48:56
Oh, okay. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:49:06
Can't we go now, though?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:50:10
I was going to do some drawing, and my family will be home from their outting soon, with a chicken sandwich for me. How about we meet there at 6:00?
BlueSpike: 16:50:43
Oh, okay. :(
BlueSpike: 16:50:48
I look forward to it. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:50:56
Chris, could you record it so I can remember it?
BlueSpike: 16:51:06
I want to look back at this and smile. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:51:51
I like offering things you can look forward to.

I was going to record it anyway; I've set it up so only COUPLES can fully complete the level, and I wanted to demonstrate it with you, and upload the video onto YouTube.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:52:24
I've also created a secondary route (with less bubbles) for single players who came without a date.
BlueSpike: 16:52:35
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 16:52:45
Could I go on the secondary route? :O
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:52:48
I feel you will enjoy it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:53:17
don't do it now; I'd like to surprise you with the whole level; I'll show it to you during our date.
BlueSpike: 16:53:21
Okay. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:53:40
I gtg, but I'll see you in LBP at 6:00.
BlueSpike: 16:53:51
Okay. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:33
Also, this is silly, but I got some prank message in my PSN from some guy, saying you were a guy; I deleted the message right after reading it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:55
I trust in my heart you are who you are; a woman who loves me truly. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:55:19
Thank you so much. :) :) :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:55:22
:-8
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:55:26
:-*
BlueSpike: 16:55:30
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:55:35
I'll TTYL.
BlueSpike: 16:55:40
Okay. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:55:41
WAIT
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:55:42
Ickvenschwel, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:55:44
yes?
BlueSpike: 16:55:54
Could you turn off your PS3 and only turn it on when you're back, so I don't think you're there all the time?
BlueSpike: 16:55:56
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:11
I can sign off, without turning it off.
BlueSpike: 16:56:15
Oh, okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:23
alright. :-*
BlueSpike: 16:56:25
I just wanna know because when I see your online it means you're there. :)
BlueSpike: 16:56:30
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:31
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:34
I understand.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:49
Come casual for your sackgirl.
BlueSpike: 16:56:54
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:03:51
One more thing, you may want to go ahead and pop the disc in; there is an update for LBP online now; it's a short download, but I feel it beneficial for you to go ahead and install it.
BlueSpike: 17:04:21
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 17:04:52
Strange, it didn't give me an update.
BlueSpike: 17:55:37
Only 5 more minutes. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:22:27
I'm here. :)
BlueSpike: 18:22:39
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 18:22:53
So, I'm gonna be a bit rough this time, hope you don't mind. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:23:11
that's cool. :)
BlueSpike: 18:23:39
:)
BlueSpike: 18:23:48
Alright, I'll get the setting..Let's see...
BlueSpike: 18:23:57
We're at your house, I've been feeling horny the whole day...
BlueSpike: 18:24:07
You arrive back home, and I'm wearing a bit of leather.
BlueSpike: 18:24:11
I smile, almost devilishly.
BlueSpike: 18:24:27
Chris, could you lie down on the bed?
BlueSpike: 18:24:46
I sit next to you on the bed...
BlueSpike: 18:24:58
Chris, you don't know how horny I've been..
BlueSpike: 18:25:24
Almost suddendly, I almost attack, pushing my huge titties against your face.
BlueSpike: 18:25:37
I squeeze them, you face in between both.
BlueSpike: 18:25:47
It may be hard to breathe, but it's turning me on, so much.
BlueSpike: 18:25:58
I force off your pants and underwear and shove your dick inside my clit.
BlueSpike: 18:26:15
I keep squeezing my breasts...
BlueSpike: 18:26:34
I figure you may be enjoying this too much, I jump off your dick and start so sit on your face.
BlueSpike: 18:26:41
I hope you love my ass, you've earned it. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:26:57
I play with your cock a bit with my hands as I sit on your face.
BlueSpike: 18:27:16
I shake my ass, almost making your face right next to the brown hole. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:27:31
I'm gonna make sure you get deep in there...
BlueSpike: 18:27:49
I accidentally fart, I hope you don't mind as I keep playing with your cock. The fart smells...Almost good, like strawberries.
BlueSpike: 18:28:04
Oh, I'm sorry. :O
BlueSpike: 18:28:13
But it's just one, so it'll be okay. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:28:26
I move my ass around more, lick my pussy.
BlueSpike: 18:28:44
I play with your dick, more, making it harder and harden.
BlueSpike: 18:29:02
I lean over to suck it, your face is now free from my ass and now trapped under my vagina.
BlueSpike: 18:29:09
We're in a 69 position.
BlueSpike: 18:29:22
I suck your dick very hard...
BlueSpike: 18:29:46
I shake my pussy around, increasing my sexual thrill.
BlueSpike: 18:29:58
I put your cock in between my titties as I suck it.
BlueSpike: 18:30:13
Keep licking, harder. :)
BlueSpike: 18:30:33
I begin to move my body up and down, almost rubbing my clit on your nose, and lower face.
BlueSpike: 18:30:38
I begin to lick your dick a bit.
BlueSpike: 18:31:03
I suddendly become horny, moreso than I was now!
BlueSpike: 18:31:07
I suck with vigor.
BlueSpike: 18:31:24
Mmm...
BlueSpike: 18:31:26
Meow~
BlueSpike: 18:31:41
I hope you don't mind I do have my kitty ears and tail, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 18:31:47
Not any of the fur, though.
BlueSpike: 18:32:03
I keep sucking, once again making purring sounds...
BlueSpike: 18:32:18
I've been waiting for this all day...
BlueSpike: 18:32:32
You have no idea how horny I was...
BlueSpike: 18:32:40
Toys wouldn't cut it, I needed the real deal!
BlueSpike: 18:32:53
Mmm~
BlueSpike: 18:32:56
Meow!!!
BlueSpike: 18:33:09
My body starts to shake, I feel the climax of my life coming on!!
BlueSpike: 18:33:13
But not too soon...
BlueSpike: 18:33:23
I slow down a bit on both shaking my clit and sucking.
BlueSpike: 18:33:27
But then I resume sucking hard.
BlueSpike: 18:33:41
Chris, I love you so much...
BlueSpike: 18:33:46
I hope I'm pleasing you enough...
BlueSpike: 18:33:48
:)
BlueSpike: 18:33:58
How do I make you feel, Chris..How is my vagina?
BlueSpike: 18:34:00
;)
BlueSpike: 18:34:06
I keep sucking as you answer..
BlueSpike: 18:34:22
Mmm...
BlueSpike: 18:34:34
My vagina moves up and down, I'm almost rubbing it on your entire head..
BlueSpike: 18:34:46
My legs begin to almost keep your head close to my pussy.
BlueSpike: 18:35:12
Alright...
BlueSpike: 18:35:22
I begin to rapidly suck your cock...
BlueSpike: 18:35:35
And the vagina almost goes at high speeds across your face!!!
BlueSpike: 18:35:41
Oh, this feels so good!!
BlueSpike: 18:36:04
I want you to shout my name, Chris..I'm shouting yours!
BlueSpike: 18:36:14
Louder!!! My clit goes faster...
BlueSpike: 18:36:17
Scream at the top of your lungs!
BlueSpike: 18:36:28
I slow down..
BlueSpike: 18:36:30
Who's calling?
BlueSpike: 18:36:37
Okay.
BlueSpike: 18:36:41
I resume my pace.p.
BlueSpike: 18:37:02
I suck harder, using my tounge and moving it all around your cock.
BlueSpike: 18:37:19
Mmm..
BlueSpike: 18:37:20
Chris, tell me..
BlueSpike: 18:37:24
What do you want me to do to you?
BlueSpike: 18:37:27
Any desire you have..
BlueSpike: 18:37:28
Tell me..
BlueSpike: 18:37:30
Please..
BlueSpike: 18:37:39
You should answer it..Maybe..
BlueSpike: 18:37:43
Okay..;)
BlueSpike: 18:37:57
I quickly jump on your cock and it's SHOVED into my vagina.
BlueSpike: 18:38:08
Please don't cum yet, I'm not close yet. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:38:21
I lean over to your face, please suck one of my nipples..
BlueSpike: 18:38:34
Ohhhh...~
BlueSpike: 18:38:44
Chris, I want you to pump it in this time..
BlueSpike: 18:38:45
Please..
BlueSpike: 18:38:53
Yes..
BlueSpike: 18:38:57
Your penis..Into my vagina..
BlueSpike: 18:38:59
Please, fast!!
BlueSpike: 18:39:02
Faster!
BlueSpike: 18:39:05
Please!!!
BlueSpike: 18:39:09
Oh, yess!!!!!!!
BlueSpike: 18:39:10
More!!!
BlueSpike: 18:39:22
I squeeze my other nipple..
BlueSpike: 18:39:36
I move my vagina along with your dick.
BlueSpike: 18:39:40
More, please!
BlueSpike: 18:39:46
Make me feel good inside!
BlueSpike: 18:39:47
Please!!
BlueSpike: 18:40:05
Hm...
BlueSpike: 18:40:17
My tail begins to move, it tickles your nose..
BlueSpike: 18:40:27
Chris, that might be important..
BlueSpike: 18:40:30
You should answer it..
BlueSpike: 18:40:36
Chris, I really think you should get it.
BlueSpike: 18:40:38
Please.
BlueSpike: 18:40:43
...
BlueSpike: 18:40:55
I'm not sure..
BlueSpike: 18:41:02
Okay, fine...
BlueSpike: 18:41:14
I begin to make long, deep sucks on your dick.
BlueSpike: 18:41:28
Chris, I'm going to suck until you come..
BlueSpike: 18:41:30
I'm hungry..
BlueSpike: 18:43:07
Don't!
BlueSpike: 18:43:08
Please!
BlueSpike: 18:43:11
Me and Christan are lovers!
BlueSpike: 19:03:37
Hi.
==2009-02-15==
BlueSpike: 15:39:38
What?
BlueSpike: 15:39:44
Your headset cut out
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:40:43
Yeah, a certan amount of distance from the PS3 disrupts the feed from my headset.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:40:47
go ahead.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:46:54
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:01
That's fine.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:08
I've found the pic on my PC.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:13
just as I had remembered.
BlueSpike: 15:47:21
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:47:40
I'm going to open it in Paint to format into .jpg, and copy it to my Memory Stick Duo, to view on my PSP.
BlueSpike: 15:47:50
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:48:50
I'm sorry, what?
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:48:57
type it here.
BlueSpike: 15:49:08
She needs three minutes, she needs to use the lady's room
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:49:19
oh, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:51:12
I'm workin' on it.
BlueSpike: 15:51:19
Okay, good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:52:55
I got it; I'll be back in my room shortly.
BlueSpike: 15:53:03
Okay.
BlueSpike: 16:37:43
Yes.
BlueSpike: 16:37:51
:)
BlueSpike: 16:38:18
Chris, you should put it back on in case something important happens. :(
BlueSpike: 16:38:41
I said to stop worrying about it, it turns me off. :(
BlueSpike: 16:38:57
:)
BlueSpike: 16:39:16
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 16:39:22
Once again, I am my cat lady self. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:39:39
Oh, can I have the ears and tail? :)
BlueSpike: 16:39:46
Thank you. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:40:26
Ohh!!!~~
BlueSpike: 16:40:49
Mmmm!!!~
BlueSpike: 16:40:59
:)
BlueSpike: 16:41:12
Oooh! Stooop~!
BlueSpike: 16:41:13
:)\
BlueSpike: 16:41:28
I'm just being playful, silly. :)
BlueSpike: 16:41:45
No matter how much I say stop, just keep going!
BlueSpike: 16:41:51
In fact, when I say stop, just go harder!!
BlueSpike: 16:41:57
Stooop!!
BlueSpike: 16:42:01
Stop!!
BlueSpike: 16:42:07
Oooooh!!!~~
STOOOP!
BlueSpike: 16:42:09
OOOOOH~
BlueSpike: 16:42:13
OOOH GOD!!
BlueSpike: 16:42:15
OH GOD!
BlueSpike: 16:42:21
AHHH! AHHHH!
BlueSpike: 16:42:26
Nooo...no more..
BlueSpike: 16:42:34
Ooooh~
BlueSpike: 16:42:47
I don't know...
BlueSpike: 16:42:59
I suddendly break free from the cuffs and jump on top of you!
BlueSpike: 16:43:08
Now I'll show you what a woman can do? ;)
BlueSpike: 16:43:25
I stick your dick in my pussy, I once again command you to suck my teet.
BlueSpike: 16:43:48
I hold down both your arms with my free hands.
BlueSpike: 16:44:01
I keep moving my vagina up and down.
BlueSpike: 16:44:16
I start to feel even hornier...
BlueSpike: 16:44:17
Suck harder!
BlueSpike: 16:44:23
Harder!
BlueSpike: 16:44:28
And ram your dick into my vagina!
BlueSpike: 16:44:41
As you ram it in, I move up and down..
BlueSpike: 16:44:45
Faster, NOW!!
BlueSpike: 16:44:51
FASTER!!
BlueSpike: 16:44:56
I COMMAND YOU, AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!
BlueSpike: 16:45:03
FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueSpike: 16:45:05
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
BlueSpike: 16:45:10
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueSpike: 16:45:14
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
BlueSpike: 16:45:15
CHRIS!
BlueSpike: 16:45:17
CHRIS!\
BlueSpike: 16:45:19
CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!
BlueSpike: 16:45:23
CHRIS!!
BlueSpike: 16:45:31
YOU LOVE MY BREASTS, DON'T YOU!?
BlueSpike: 16:45:38
I shove both of them in your face.
BlueSpike: 16:45:55
I now use my arms to cling onto you, almost smothering you in my breasts.
BlueSpike: 16:46:09
They press harder and harder..the erect nipples touching...
BlueSpike: 16:46:21
Lick them.
BlueSpike: 16:46:33
More...Lick around the nipples..
BlueSpike: 16:46:45
Mmmm...
BlueSpike: 16:46:48
More.
BlueSpike: 16:46:52
Mmmmm....
BlueSpike: 16:47:07
Is this what is considered fast in America! I want you to suck them!
BlueSpike: 16:47:13
:)
BlueSpike: 16:47:27
I then decide...You need to have a talk...
BlueSpike: 16:47:30
With my PUSSY.
BlueSpike: 16:47:39
I quickly shove my pussy on your face..
BlueSpike: 16:47:41
Speak into it..
BlueSpike: 16:47:54
I play with your cock roughly, putting it inbetween my breasts.
BlueSpike: 16:48:09
I stick a hand down to my pussy to massage it...
BlueSpike: 16:48:21
I feel the excitement...
BlueSpike: 16:48:34
I COMMAND you to shout!
BlueSpike: 16:48:44
(Would it be okay if I called you slave? Just this once? )
BlueSpike: 16:48:50
LOUDER, SLAVE!!
BlueSpike: 16:48:52
LOUDER!
BlueSpike: 16:48:56
LOUDER!
BlueSpike: 16:49:00
AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!
BlueSpike: 16:49:08
LOUDER, OR I'LL MAKE SURE MY PUSSY GIVES YOU A BLUE FACE!!
BlueSpike: 16:49:16
LOUDER!!!!
BlueSpike: 16:49:20
COME ON!
BlueSpike: 16:49:23
YOU CAN DO BETTER, SLAVE!!
BlueSpike: 16:49:28
My clit moves faster..
BlueSpike: 16:49:32
This isn't turning me on, LOUDER!
BlueSpike: 16:49:38
Come now, Slave, you can do better!!
BlueSpike: 16:49:46
Now, slave..
BlueSpike: 16:50:01
Once more..at the top of your lungs..Fail to do this..and you'll get quick a hard sucking, it may be sore. ;)
BlueSpike: 16:50:11
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 16:50:18
I decide it wasn't enough, and roughly suck your cock..
BlueSpike: 16:50:33
I rub my pussy in your face, it actually smells good...
BlueSpike: 16:50:43
It smells wonderful...
BlueSpike: 16:50:53
I decide..You're enjoying this a bit too much.
BlueSpike: 16:51:03
It's time to punish you.
BlueSpike: 16:51:06
Under my ASS.
BlueSpike: 16:51:14
I want you to worship my ass, lick it.
BlueSpike: 16:51:27
I quickly shove my rear end on your face, your nose is reaching deep in.
BlueSpike: 16:51:41
It becomes hard to breathe, somewhat. You're buried under my ass...
BlueSpike: 16:51:54
Slave, let me hear your muffled sceams!!
BlueSpike: 16:52:03
Do you want to escape my ass!?
BlueSpike: 16:52:05
DO YOU!?
BlueSpike: 16:52:09
I LOVE THAT THRILL!
BlueSpike: 16:52:14
I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!
BlueSpike: 16:52:17
EVER!
BlueSpike: 16:52:20
THIS IS YOUR PRISON!
BlueSpike: 16:52:32
I lean over and play with your cock...
BlueSpike: 16:52:43
This...my mouth will be this tasty morsel's prison!
BlueSpike: 16:52:46
I begin to suck..
BlueSpike: 16:53:05
Hmhmhmhm...Slave..Lick more..
BlueSpike: 16:53:13
Lick more or you will get further punishment..
BlueSpike: 16:53:31
More..
BlueSpike: 16:53:37
You're running out of time..More...
BlueSpike: 16:53:40
3...
BlueSpike: 16:53:44
2...
BlueSpike: 16:53:48
1...
BlueSpike: 16:54:00
I now decide..It's time I put my full weight on you..
BlueSpike: 16:54:07
You will be nearly crushed under my ass..
BlueSpike: 16:54:18
I sit on you, very hard.
BlueSpike: 16:54:24
I bounce up and down...
BlueSpike: 16:54:33
I bounce harder...
BlueSpike: 16:54:34
And harder...
BlueSpike: 16:54:44
Next, I begin to press down on your face...
BlueSpike: 16:54:51
Harder...
BlueSpike: 16:54:59
Your entire view is my ass!
BlueSpike: 16:55:22
I hope you enjoy my ass! It's the only home you have now!
BlueSpike: 16:55:39
I then shove my clit on you, even harder.
BlueSpike: 16:55:42
Lick it..
BlueSpike: 16:55:44
Lick it hard..
BlueSpike: 16:55:48
It's the only food you get.
BlueSpike: 16:56:01
I will not allow you to do ANYTHING until you eat out my clit!!
BlueSpike: 16:56:08
More, slave!
BlueSpike: 16:56:24
I want you to masturbate to this thought, of being shoved under my pussy!
BlueSpike: 16:56:30
Are you!?
BlueSpike: 16:56:31
ARE YOU!?
BlueSpike: 16:56:35
You naughty boy!!
BlueSpike: 16:56:40
I shove my clit more onto your face.
BlueSpike: 16:56:47
I raise my rear for a moment..
BlueSpike: 16:56:48
Speak..
BlueSpike: 16:56:55
How do you feel?
BlueSpike: 16:57:03
Do you enjoy my body?
BlueSpike: 16:57:10
;)
BlueSpike: 16:57:16
Well, it's not over yet...
BlueSpike: 16:57:23
Tell me, do you like titties..
BlueSpike: 16:57:31
How much?
BlueSpike: 16:57:37
Really..?
BlueSpike: 16:57:41
You'll have to work for them...
BlueSpike: 16:57:45
Come into my mouth.
BlueSpike: 16:57:52
Let me drink your juices..
BlueSpike: 16:57:56
And you can have my titties all you want.
BlueSpike: 16:58:06
You can suck them...
BlueSpike: 16:58:09
Play with them...
BlueSpike: 16:58:12
Put your dick into them..
BlueSpike: 16:58:17
So many things, with my breasts..
BlueSpike: 16:58:28
My wonderful breasts...
BlueSpike: 16:58:39
My pretty breasts..
BlueSpike: 16:58:42
You'll love them..
BlueSpike: 16:58:45
If you work hard enough..
BlueSpike: 16:58:46
Harder...
BlueSpike: 16:59:06
Harder...
BlueSpike: 16:59:10
Are you about to cum?
BlueSpike: 16:59:16
I command you to cum into me, slave.
BlueSpike: 16:59:22
Or you will not have my breasts.
BlueSpike: 16:59:38
As you mass debate, I lick your dick...
BlueSpike: 16:59:42
Faster..
BlueSpike: 16:59:45
Come on, slave..~
BlueSpike: 16:59:50
Don't keep me waiting..Meooow...
BlueSpike: 17:00:03
I lick the head of your penis...
BlueSpike: 17:00:13
Come on now..
BlueSpike: 17:00:27
Faster..Or you'll be under my ass once more...
BlueSpike: 17:00:31
Trapped for a day..
BlueSpike: 17:00:32
Under my ass..
BlueSpike: 17:00:43
Mmm...
BlueSpike: 17:00:52
You may have my milk.
BlueSpike: 17:00:56
Suck my teet, I command it.
BlueSpike: 17:01:09
You may not stop until you suck both dry.
BlueSpike: 17:01:20
Faster.
BlueSpike: 17:01:32
Tsk tsk...
BlueSpike: 17:01:35
Not fast enough.
BlueSpike: 17:01:41
Faster.
BlueSpike: 17:01:45
Mmmm...
BlueSpike: 17:01:52
Oh, okay..
BlueSpike: 17:01:57
The other breast yields milk..
BlueSpike: 17:02:00
Mmm...
BlueSpike: 17:02:03
But Chris..
BlueSpike: 17:02:05
I have yet to come..
BlueSpike: 17:02:08
:(
BlueSpike: 17:02:12
A little more?
BlueSpike: 17:02:13
Pleassse?
BlueSpike: 17:02:19
I know. :)
BlueSpike: 17:02:26
Just a little more..I'm almost there..
BlueSpike: 17:02:31
Please..I'll let you drink it. :)
BlueSpike: 17:02:44
I shove your dick into my clit as you drink.
BlueSpike: 17:02:51
Oh...
BlueSpike: 17:02:54
Oh....
BlueSpike: 17:03:06
I lie back down on the bed...
BlueSpike: 17:03:07
You on top.
BlueSpike: 17:03:13
Give it to me hard..
BlueSpike: 17:03:17
Now..
BlueSpike: 17:03:30
I command you say more...sexual things.
BlueSpike: 17:03:37
Bam bam bam..Somewhat turns me off..
BlueSpike: 17:03:38
Mmmm...
BlueSpike: 17:03:48
Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm...
BlueSpike: 17:03:58
Now..Pound this pussy as hard as you can!
BlueSpike: 17:03:59
I command it!
BlueSpike: 17:04:03
More-...
BlueSpike: 17:04:08
More...
BlueSpike: 17:04:09
MORE!
BlueSpike: 17:04:12
DON'T STOP!
BlueSpike: 17:04:14
KEEP GOING!
BlueSpike: 17:04:17
OOOH!!
BlueSpike: 17:04:20
MORE!!
BlueSpike: 17:04:21
DON'T STOP!
BlueSpike: 17:04:22
EVER!
BlueSpike: 17:04:25
KEEP GOING!
BlueSpike: 17:04:28
Oooh..ohh...
BlueSpike: 17:04:29
OHHH!
BlueSpike: 17:04:35
My juices squirt out violently..
BlueSpike: 17:04:38
Ooooh!!
BlueSpike: 17:04:51
I kneel down and lick your dick.
BlueSpike: 17:04:55
I need to make sure it's clean..
BlueSpike: 17:05:09
Next time, maybe I could be...
BlueSpike: 17:05:12
A gaint woman? ;)
BlueSpike: 17:05:23
You'd like it.
BlueSpike: 17:05:31
That's alot of boob for you. ;)
BlueSpike: 17:05:37
Don't worry.
BlueSpike: 17:05:40
As long as you'd enjoy it.
BlueSpike: 17:05:42
I'll enjoy it.
BlueSpike: 17:05:52
Chris, can I ask..
BlueSpike: 17:05:57
What do you do with your cum?
BlueSpike: 17:06:18
What do you do now?
BlueSpike: 17:06:25
:)
BlueSpike: 17:06:28
Save it for me. :)
BlueSpike: 17:06:43
;)
BlueSpike: 17:06:44
Okay.
BlueSpike: 17:06:55
Yeah....:)
BlueSpike: 17:07:19
I can't help it..I'm sorry..:(
BlueSpike: 17:07:23
I feel like I did something wrong..
BlueSpike: 17:07:25
I'm sorry!
BlueSpike: 17:07:28
I'm an awful girl..
BlueSpike: 17:07:31
I'm sorry!
BlueSpike: 17:07:36
;(
BlueSpike: 17:07:40
T-thanks...
BlueSpike: 17:07:47
But I know..
BlueSpike: 17:07:50
You've waited so long..
BlueSpike: 17:07:53
:(
BlueSpike: 17:07:59
Yes. :)
BlueSpike: 17:08:03
We've both waited.
BlueSpike: 17:08:06
No, why?
BlueSpike: 17:08:12
I can't get them if I'm a virgin, silly. :)
BlueSpike: 17:08:25
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 17:08:29
Oh, okay. :(
BlueSpike: 17:08:41
You don't need to act..
BlueSpike: 17:08:50
Hmm..
BlueSpike: 17:08:52
How about this..
BlueSpike: 17:08:56
No more acting needed. :)
BlueSpike: 17:09:01
Just let me hear you mass debate. :)
BlueSpike: 17:09:07
Tell me you enjoy it, every now and them.
BlueSpike: 17:09:14
;) That's all this girl wants.
BlueSpike: 17:09:24
:)
BlueSpike: 17:09:34
I kiss you..
BlueSpike: 17:09:36
Gently..
BlueSpike: 17:09:46
:)
BlueSpike: 17:09:55
Thank you. :)
BlueSpike: 17:10:02
Okay. :_
BlueSpike: 17:10:06
Me too. :)
BlueSpike: 17:10:11
Okay: )
BlueSpike: 17:10:22
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 17:10:27
:)
BlueSpike: 17:10:28
:)
BlueSpike: 17:10:32
TTYL, then.
BlueSpike: 17:10:35
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:10:39
:-*
BlueSpike: 17:10:39
You too!
BlueSpike: 20:05:56
Hey, Chris. Are you gonna upload that video of our date? ;)
BlueSpike: 20:06:10
Oh, and I think you should do that fighting video today. :)
BlueSpike: 20:22:02
Also..I realized..A few days ago when you said farting causes pinkeye..
BlueSpike: 20:22:05
That's not correct.

BlueSpike Skype Logs 7

2010-10-12T17:00:29Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-13==
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:03:46
that was it.
BlueSpike: 00:03:55
Yeah. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:04:12
it's okay. At least I know Sarah's status now.
BlueSpike: 00:04:22
Yeah. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:04:51
I am saddened to hear it for true, but the best thing I can do is have my moment of silence in memory of her and move on.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:05:28
Also, as a bonus, at least I know who's been posing as Miyamoto and Reggie this whole time.
BlueSpike: 00:05:41
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 00:05:50
You know, maybe I can help with that stress, big boy. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:05:54
and I still have you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:06:01
I would love that.
BlueSpike: 00:06:11
You may start. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:06:29
and I shall continue to draw my comics with swiftness for me and for you.
BlueSpike: 00:06:44
Okay.
BlueSpike: 00:06:48
I thought we were gonna..
BlueSpike: 00:06:50
You know. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:07:09
oh, okay. let me call you, and we can do it audio.
BlueSpike: 00:07:19
okay
BlueSpike: 00:07:36
Tis late.
BlueSpike: 00:07:39
I can't talk. ;-;
BlueSpike: 00:07:42
But you can. :)
BlueSpike: 00:07:50
So, you may start. ;)
BlueSpike: 00:07:59
yES.
BlueSpike: 00:08:00
I do.
BlueSpike: 00:08:14
I'm wearing a lacy bra and panties...
BlueSpike: 00:08:28
That's hot. :)
BlueSpike: 00:08:47
Brown.
BlueSpike: 00:09:06
And I thrust myself upon you, almost cuddling you. I begin to kiss you.
BlueSpike: 00:09:52
:)
BlueSpike: 00:09:57
I smile, and start to remove my bra.
BlueSpike: 00:10:25
I remove the bra, you want to touch them? ;)
BlueSpike: 00:10:50
I then begin to hug you tighter and tighter, I can't believe I'm here with you.
BlueSpike: 00:11:05
My breasts almost smother your chest.
BlueSpike: 00:11:13
I move my hand down your pants.
BlueSpike: 00:11:23
Sure. :)
BlueSpike: 00:11:42
I begin to french kiss you as I remove your pants.
BlueSpike: 00:12:20
My panties are wet for you, Chris. ;)
BlueSpike: 00:12:41
?
BlueSpike: 00:12:43
:)
BlueSpike: 00:12:48
Oooh, that feels nice...
BlueSpike: 00:12:52
Could you lay down on a bed for me?
BlueSpike: 00:13:05
I then remove your pants, and begin to settle onto your cock.
BlueSpike: 00:13:17
I start to ride it, almost. It feels so good...
BlueSpike: 00:13:35
:)
BlueSpike: 00:13:49
Is there any sort of fanasy you've wanted from a girl?
BlueSpike: 00:13:54
Anything you want, I'll do for you.
BlueSpike: 00:13:59
Any fetish you may have.
BlueSpike: 00:14:03
It's all yours.
BlueSpike: 00:14:26
I could list fetishes.
BlueSpike: 00:14:29
If you wish.
BlueSpike: 00:14:40
There's a fart fetish, a smothering fetish, a foot fetish...
BlueSpike: 00:14:44
Any of those sound interesting?
BlueSpike: 00:15:02
Well, it works somewhat differently.
BlueSpike: 00:15:08
How about smothering?
BlueSpike: 00:15:12
We could try that.
BlueSpike: 00:15:19
Well, I could sit on your face.
BlueSpike: 00:15:23
Or rub my clit against your face.
BlueSpike: 00:15:35
Yeah, that works.
BlueSpike: 00:15:54
I lean over with your dick inside me, and press your face in between my breasts.
BlueSpike: 00:16:03
I squeeze them, I hope you like them, they're all yours.
BlueSpike: 00:16:29
I begin to move my torso up and down, you feel the push and pull on your dick...
BlueSpike: 00:16:44
:)
BlueSpike: 00:17:00
I begin to smother your face in my breasts as I move faster up and down./
BlueSpike: 00:17:22
Oooh~
BlueSpike: 00:17:25
It feels so good!
BlueSpike: 00:17:48
I squeeze my nipples even harder...
BlueSpike: 00:17:52
They're hard for you.
BlueSpike: 00:18:10
I get off your cock, and nestle my clit on your face.
BlueSpike: 00:18:16
I begin to suck your dick.
BlueSpike: 00:18:34
Thanks. :)
BlueSpike: 00:18:44
I begin to rub my clit against your face.
BlueSpike: 00:18:50
And use my hands as I suck your cock.
BlueSpike: 00:19:09
I moan in complete pleasure.
BlueSpike: 00:19:22
I move a hand and open my clit a bit more, letting you have all of it.
BlueSpike: 00:19:35
This is so hot.
BlueSpike: 00:19:44
I feel the sexual thrill as I move even faster..
BlueSpike: 00:19:52
Rubbing and sucking..
BlueSpike: 00:20:01
I begin to shout your name, Chris! Chris!
BlueSpike: 00:20:07
I move even faster.
BlueSpike: 00:20:29
Chris, keep eating me out!
BlueSpike: 00:20:30
It's so good!!
BlueSpike: 00:20:37
I suck even harder..
BlueSpike: 00:20:54
.I rub my gentle clit up and down your face...It smells great..
BlueSpike: 00:21:03
Yes. :)
BlueSpike: 00:21:13
I suck harder and harder, with a smile on my face.
BlueSpike: 00:21:21
Oooooh~!
BlueSpike: 00:21:25
It feels so good...
BlueSpike: 00:21:30
Chris, I'm cumming!
BlueSpike: 00:21:32
Cum with me!
BlueSpike: 00:21:33
Please!
BlueSpike: 00:21:38
I go faster, and faster...
BlueSpike: 00:21:41
It's building up!
BlueSpike: 00:21:50
The juices flow onto your face...., and I keep sucking.
BlueSpike: 00:22:10
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 00:22:15
That's tasty.
BlueSpike: 00:22:19
I begin to lick your cock.
BlueSpike: 00:22:27
Up for another round? ;)
BlueSpike: 00:22:51
Okay, let me know if you wanna do it again. ;)
BlueSpike: 00:23:03
That was so hot...
BlueSpike: 00:23:07
I came too, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 00:23:12
I hope so too.
BlueSpike: 00:23:32
;D
BlueSpike: 00:23:34
Love you!
BlueSpike: 00:26:40
Chris I think I realized...
BlueSpike: 00:26:59
We did that right after you found out Panda died...
BlueSpike: 00:27:03
That's kind of...
BlueSpike: 00:27:05
Why would you...
BlueSpike: 00:27:14
Why would you.........
BlueSpike: 00:27:21
I need to think about this...for a while.
BlueSpike: 00:27:59
I don't know...Clyde...Maybe..
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:30:29
It's okay, Julie; there is nothing to fret over.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:31:24
you see, I was already emotionally prepared for the possiblilty of Sarah's demise, so basically I had already cried out my tears and dread along the way since last Sunday when I first heard about the fires.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:31:36
*from the Washington Post.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:32:20
And after hearing the news, I wasn't as shocked as I would have been if I had not heard of the fires before.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:33:22
If I had not been aware previously, I would have excused myself when you suggested the cyber sex.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:34:23
But since I was already emotionally stable from advance notice, I felt capable of moving on, and being able to satisfy you like I did in clear consience.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:35:39
Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully unto you, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:35:49
I Love You, Julie-Kat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 02:35:54
:-*
BlueSpike: 14:40:33
:)
BlueSpike: 14:45:16
Hi, Chris.
BlueSpike: 17:17:42
Up for another round tonight? Maybe we could experiment a bit? ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:10:31
Zlkavszka, Julie. :)
BlueSpike: 18:11:32
So, yes? ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:11:49
That sounds good, Julie-Kat. But let's stay off the Mumble tonight.
BlueSpike: 18:11:56
Okay. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:12:15
I'll come back about the midnight hour for our thang. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:12:31
Okay, I was thinking maybe we could experiment a bit and do a bit of a fantasy.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:12:52
that sounds good. :)
BlueSpike: 18:13:14
Like you could become Chris chan Sonichu and I could become a cat lady, I know you like cats, don't you? ;)
BlueSpike: 18:13:18
We should try it at least once.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:13:51
alright.
BlueSpike: 18:14:47
Midnight? I was feeling kinda excited..:(
BlueSpike: 18:14:55
What's wrong with now?
BlueSpike: 18:15:20
I'm feeling a bit horny. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:15:37
oh. okay, I'm cool with that. I have Sarah May on Skype with a short chat, so let me finish with her, and I will return for our thang. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:15:44
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:18:02
Something I'd like to let you about my P.O.V. on the porn I've seen.

I have seen fewer fantasy-style movies over the real-life soft and hard-core porn. And I have a good share of Educational Porno videos, so I have a good general idea of what to do for Real, versus what is unable to be done in Fantasy/Sci-Fi
BlueSpike: 18:18:20
Ah. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:18:25
So, ready to do our thang?
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:19:00
in other words, I understand what was Real and what was Fake. hang on, let me go grab a cup.
BlueSpike: 18:19:08
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:20:18
and are you free to talk, because I would feel more into it if I could hear your reactions over reading them and having to type.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:20:20
?
BlueSpike: 18:20:38
I'm sorry, I can't talk. :(
BlueSpike: 18:20:46
I'm truely sorry, I hope you can understand.
BlueSpike: 18:20:51
Truly*
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:21:00
I do. I'll call you, so I don't have to type.
BlueSpike: 18:21:17
Hi. :)
BlueSpike: 18:21:24
So, describe where we are. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:21:27
The setting.
BlueSpike: 18:21:43
Remember what we'll do right?
BlueSpike: 18:21:55
I'll be a cat lady, you can be Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:21:57
Meow.
BlueSpike: 18:22:05
;)
BlueSpike: 18:22:21
Sounds romantic. :)
BlueSpike: 18:22:31
So, do you wanna start us off?
BlueSpike: 18:22:49
I'm laying next to you, I start to feel around you waist....
BlueSpike: 18:22:56
My nipples are erect.
BlueSpike: 18:23:13
I grab it...
BlueSpike: 18:23:23
Maybe you can help me with something..
BlueSpike: 18:23:33
I need someone to make me feel good. :)
BlueSpike: 18:23:42
Perhaps you can help me down below?
BlueSpike: 18:23:46
If you know what I mean. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:23:56
A bikini, yes.
BlueSpike: 18:24:03
;)
BlueSpike: 18:24:14
Don't mind the fur, darling..
BlueSpike: 18:24:39
Meow....
BlueSpike: 18:24:42
I start to purr...
BlueSpike: 18:25:02
I purr louder.
BlueSpike: 18:25:18
Please, won't you tame this naughty beast?
BlueSpike: 18:25:20
;)
BlueSpike: 18:25:42
Meow....
BlueSpike: 18:25:45
Please, go on.
BlueSpike: 18:25:58
My nipples are hard and my panties are wet, I want you to do whatever you want with me...
BlueSpike: 18:26:00
Purr.......
BlueSpike: 18:26:04
That feels so good..
BlueSpike: 18:26:15
I start to move closer to you...
BlueSpike: 18:26:19
I reach into your trunks.
BlueSpike: 18:26:35
I rub tenderly..
BlueSpike: 18:26:49
I look down, it's so big...
BlueSpike: 18:27:04
So...
BlueSpike: 18:27:13
I remove my bottom, and spread my legs in front of you.
BlueSpike: 18:27:21
Do what you wish, and please this pussy. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:27:43
Mmmm...
BlueSpike: 18:27:56
Okay..
BlueSpike: 18:28:11
I want it inside me, you hedge-hunk. :)
BlueSpike: 18:28:24
Purr....
BlueSpike: 18:28:37
I start to move your face closer to mine..
BlueSpike: 18:28:39
I kiss you.
BlueSpike: 18:29:07
I hope you don't mind how furry it is down there, Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:29:21
Mmm..
BlueSpike: 18:29:22
I don't.
BlueSpike: 18:29:39
I start to purr louder...
BlueSpike: 18:29:44
Yes..More!
BlueSpike: 18:29:51
Keep going!
BlueSpike: 18:30:01
I move your face closer, maybe you want something to drink? ;)
BlueSpike: 18:30:14
I caress my breasts, there's some milk if you want it. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:30:32
Mm...
BlueSpike: 18:30:38
That feels so tender..
BlueSpike: 18:30:52
The milk starts to come out of the left.
BlueSpike: 18:30:54
Mmm..
BlueSpike: 18:31:02
Thanks. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:31:09
Cats like me have to have good milk, don't they?
BlueSpike: 18:31:26
I get on top...
BlueSpike: 18:31:37
I stick your dick in my pussy harder.
BlueSpike: 18:31:46
I'm a bit taller than you, my breasts are in your face..
BlueSpike: 18:31:59
They're pressing hard against your face.
BlueSpike: 18:32:11
I move my torso up and down...
BlueSpike: 18:32:14
It feels so good...
BlueSpike: 18:32:38
I lick one of my nipples..
BlueSpike: 18:32:54
Just enough to lick the top. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:32:58
And yes, that one.
BlueSpike: 18:33:20
Please, lick the other one..
BlueSpike: 18:33:25
It'll make me feel good..~
BlueSpike: 18:33:29
No, the other one.
BlueSpike: 18:33:31
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 18:33:44
I start to move faster up and down, almost getting quite rough.
BlueSpike: 18:33:59
Meow..~
BlueSpike: 18:34:20
Please, let me be your pet...Let this kitty drink some of your milk!
BlueSpike: 18:34:42
I get off very quickly and almost pounce on your dick, I suck very hard.
BlueSpike: 18:34:44
I'm so hungry...
BlueSpike: 18:35:04
I play with my pussy with a free hand.
BlueSpike: 18:35:07
Oh..Chris!!
BlueSpike: 18:35:17
Please, shout my name!
BlueSpike: 18:35:19
Please!
BlueSpike: 18:35:20
Chris!!!
BlueSpike: 18:35:27
Oooh...
BlueSpike: 18:35:30
Ooooh...!!!
BlueSpike: 18:35:39
Oh, yeah...
BlueSpike: 18:35:49
I jump onto your cock, and ride it as hard as I can!
BlueSpike: 18:35:51
Oooh, yes!!
BlueSpike: 18:35:54
Meeow!!~~
BlueSpike: 18:36:03
Give me your milk!!!
BlueSpike: 18:36:14
Purrrr!!!~
BlueSpike: 18:36:28
I ride even faster,, I begin to lay down a bit more on you.
BlueSpike: 18:36:35
I love you so much..Keep going!
BlueSpike: 18:36:43
I squeeze my breasts!!
BlueSpike: 18:36:46
It's so hot!!!
BlueSpike: 18:36:58
The other breast begins to yield milk...
BlueSpike: 18:37:05
I'm about to cum!
BlueSpike: 18:37:10
Chris, come with me!
BlueSpike: 18:37:13
Please!
BlueSpike: 18:37:17
It's coming up...
BlueSpike: 18:37:31
My pussy starts to leak juices..But I'm not done yet.
BlueSpike: 18:37:36
I ride even harder.
BlueSpike: 18:37:44
Ohh, yes!!!!!!!11
BlueSpike: 18:37:47
Yes!!!!!!!!!
BlueSpike: 18:37:50
More!
BlueSpike: 18:37:55
I'm still hungry!
BlueSpike: 18:38:02
I once again start to suck your dick after getting off.
BlueSpike: 18:38:18
I like the juices...both mine and yours....
BlueSpike: 18:38:25
I assume you fed me well? ;)
BlueSpike: 18:38:38
I purr softly..
BlueSpike: 18:38:41
Your cock..
BlueSpike: 18:38:46
I wish I could always have it.
BlueSpike: 18:38:54
I keep licking it...
BlueSpike: 18:39:12
Hm...
BlueSpike: 18:39:16
We should do this again. ;)
BlueSpike: 18:39:21
Maybe tomorrow...
BlueSpike: 18:39:35
Aw...Okay. :(
BlueSpike: 18:39:44
I keep licking..
BlueSpike: 18:40:43
Chris..Maybe you can do just a little more...
BlueSpike: 18:40:46
Lick my pussy..
BlueSpike: 18:41:22
Mmm..
BlueSpike: 18:41:36
Maybe next time you'll let me do all the work, almost use you like a toy? ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:41:55
I'm still here.
BlueSpike: 18:42:05
That wa sfun.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:42:10
yees
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:42:56
how are you on your funds for making the trip here?
BlueSpike: 18:43:06
Doing good, I'll update you later. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:43:10
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:43:33
I gtg; I have a couple of things to do on the PC, then I'm going to do some more comic page drawing.
BlueSpike: 18:43:41
Okay. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:43:56
TTYL. Ickvenschwel. :-*
BlueSpike: 19:54:43
Chris, tomorrow is V-Day, isn't it!?
BlueSpike: 19:54:48
We need to do this tomorrow. ;)
BlueSpike: 20:14:18
Chris?
BlueSpike: 20:14:21
You there?
BlueSpike: 20:16:10
Gotta ask you something.
BlueSpike: 23:00:33
Oh, I'm horny again...
BlueSpike: 23:00:44
Chris, maybe we can go for the second time today? ;)
BlueSpike: 23:42:58
Chris..:(

BlueSpike Skype Logs 6

2010-10-12T16:59:06Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-12==
BlueSpike: 01:55:06
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:55:37
Zlkavszka
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:55:39
:)
BlueSpike: 01:55:42
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:56:13
I'm still working on memorizing our greeting.
BlueSpike: 01:56:20
:)
BlueSpike: 01:56:29
The game is ready. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:56:37
that was quick.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:56:54
then again, it is quicker to install than it is to download the majority of games and demos.
BlueSpike: 01:56:57
Yeah, I was surprised. :o
BlueSpike: 01:57:12
I'll invite you when you boot up the demo. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:57:32
okay. let me ask you, when do you go to work?
BlueSpike: 01:57:47
In the morning, at about 9.
BlueSpike: 01:58:00
Sent the invite. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:58:07
okay. when do you plan to go to bed?
BlueSpike: 01:58:14
Hmm..
BlueSpike: 01:58:19
Maybe in an hour.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:58:24
or is your biological clock as messed up as mine? :P
BlueSpike: 01:58:35
Maybe. :p
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:58:43
I'll have my demo booted up soon; Lucy wants to be let out.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:58:48
:-*
BlueSpike: 01:58:50
Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:37:20
Zlkavszka, Julie-Kat. :)
BlueSpike: 16:37:37
Hi. :)
BlueSpike: 16:38:05
Still on for Mumble tonight, right? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:38:17
yes.
BlueSpike: 16:38:25
Cool.
BlueSpike: 16:38:30
So, what's up?
BlueSpike: 16:38:32
Also, what time?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:38:41
I have some good news. About 10
BlueSpike: 16:38:51
Oh, really? :)
BlueSpike: 16:38:54
What is it?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:39:27
N.O.A. mailed back to me the CD and DVD I've sent previously; just got them. :)
BlueSpike: 16:40:02
Neat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:40:55
And also in my Mailbox today, I've received a handwritten fan letter from a Cheer Sensei in Norfolk, NE, with two enclosed drawings of herself.
BlueSpike: 16:41:14
Really?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:19
She told me that I have inspired her to open her mind creatively (in an adult sense)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:41:31
she proved that very well in her drawings.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:42:57
She didn't write her return address on the envelope, but she asks that I address her in a video, so I will do that later. She also plans on hand-writing to me some more, so I'll ask her to put her address on the envelope, so I can thank her more properly in handwriting.
BlueSpike: 16:43:43
Cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:43:48
She also has made it clear that she is not a troll, nor a person of E.D. or Anonymous.
BlueSpike: 16:43:58
Good. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:44:23
so, it's been pleasant so far. I'm going to draw some more comic pages today, but I thought I'd check in.
BlueSpike: 16:44:33
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 16:44:48
Anything you wanna talk about?
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:47:59
I've just talked about my pleasant event just now. Actually, I've also called my pastoral counsoler, Rocky, and asked her to put more effort in searching for volunteer work that can pay me (and allow me to be able to keep my Social Security. Because, Confidentially, in a nutshell; I get a job, I lose my Social, then there's the chance of me getting fired, then I would not have my Social. My family had to pull a lot of strings to get that set up for me).
BlueSpike: 16:48:21
Ah. :o
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:48:39
so, hopefully I'll have a volunteer job where I can earn some more money for our future.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:49:20
It just depends on what I, or Rocky and my congregation, can find locally.
BlueSpike: 16:49:33
Chris, I'm not sure you can find a job that lets you keep your social.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:49:54
yeah, that's why I'm concentrating on getting Volunteer Work that Pays.
BlueSpike: 16:50:39
But if you just do volunteer work, you might not even move up to big jobs that pay alot. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:52:55
There's plenty of time, and this is saving for our future. Have faith. God has a plan.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:53:09
and I'm planning alongside him.
BlueSpike: 16:53:46
Yes, but Chris...
BlueSpike: 16:53:50
Sigh..Okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:08
It will work out. :)
BlueSpike: 16:54:15
I hope so. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:22
I have faith in you too, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:26
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:54:46
:-*
BlueSpike: 16:55:01
Erm..
BlueSpike: 16:55:04
Okay. :(
BlueSpike: 16:55:06
:*
BlueSpike: 16:55:11
I'm still worried, though.
BlueSpike: 16:55:25
Why do you need to keep your social? We can both work and you won't need it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:21
my family worked very hard to get it set up for me in the first place; it would be very hard to get it back if I lost it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:56:38
But, let's not worry.
BlueSpike: 16:56:53
But I have faith in you that you can do it. :( If you can work hard, it'll also prove to me I won't make a mistake going to visit.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:57:15
If we have time to worry, then we have time to have a happy thought to keep.

I will work hard for you.
BlueSpike: 16:57:43
Chris, I know you promise these things, but something important like this needs some proving..
BlueSpike: 16:57:59
To prove you can get a good job that can help keep us on our feet.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:58:36
My heart is strong, my mind is set, and I have someone of deep inspiration by my side. :)
BlueSpike: 16:59:12
Chris..Moving to Virginia is a big choice for me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:59:14
Give me time, and I will have it within my grasp to show you.
BlueSpike: 16:59:18
I need to be sure 100%..
BlueSpike: 16:59:19
And okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:59:33
*hugs*
BlueSpike: 16:59:38
Once you can prove that you can do your share of work as I will, I'll go there ASAP. :)
BlueSpike: 16:59:40
*hugs*
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:00:17
I am proving it to you now for starters with a set mind and heart.
BlueSpike: 17:00:31
I guess. :)
BlueSpike: 17:00:42
What else will you do to prove it to me, may I ask?
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:02:12
I will keep you up-to-date on my findings of the work. I will uphold my promise to have the newer comics online swiftly. I will always schwel you. Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
BlueSpike: 17:02:22
:)
BlueSpike: 17:02:26
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:02:59
I trust you will let me know when you'll be making your trip here, and an estimated date of when I can expect you.
BlueSpike: 17:03:11
The date is when you can prove it to me, remember? :)
BlueSpike: 17:03:23
As soon as you can prove it to me I'll swiftly plan it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:03:30
:)
BlueSpike: 17:03:33
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:03:42
keep an eye on sonichuandrosechu.com
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:04:30
you will see the comic pages uploaded soon, at least the first few pages of the #9 book.
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:05:02
that can be my proof.
BlueSpike: 17:05:30
That'll get you about 25 percent, sound good? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:05:34
by soon, I mean before this week's end.
BlueSpike: 17:05:48
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:05:54
where am I at now out of the full 100%?
BlueSpike: 17:06:00
Hmm...
BlueSpike: 17:06:04
I'd say...
BlueSpike: 17:06:09
38%?
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:06:15
cool.
BlueSpike: 17:06:17
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:06:39
I gtg work on that now, I'll TTYL. Ickvenschwel. :-*
BlueSpike: 17:06:47
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 17:07:17
Oh, wait!
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:07:23
yes?
BlueSpike: 17:07:37
What about the 18 year old section, could you work on that today? It'll boost you up 15% :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:07:51
cool.
BlueSpike: 17:07:56
So you will?
Christopher C.W.C.: 17:07:59
yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:33:56
Zlkavszka, Julie-Kat.
BlueSpike: 19:34:46
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:35:04
I've just uploaded the start of Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, and posted a link on Sonichu and Rosechu.com
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:35:42
I feel it's satisfactory for a start.
BlueSpike: 19:35:50
Could you link me to it?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:12
http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html
BlueSpike: 19:36:40
brb
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:45
ok
BlueSpike: 19:38:52
Back. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:39:06
cool.
BlueSpike: 19:39:48
:)
BlueSpike: 19:39:50
It's very cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:39:54
good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:40:55
so, according to my math, you are at 53% full of proof, yes?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:41:56
*full for proof, or something like that, which we've discussed earlier.
BlueSpike: 19:43:05
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:17
cool.
BlueSpike: 19:43:23
What do you plan to do next?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:52
I'm going to take a short break from the computer; get my chores done in ACCityFolk, then at ten, I'll come back for the Mumble. After the Mumble, I will draw and color up some Comic Pages
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:15
But I'm leaving right away if Clyde shows his mug on Mumble.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:46
He wears me out easily with the accusations, stress and whatnot.
BlueSpike: 19:46:00
I guess. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:46:04
and I'd like not to feel that stress when I am ready to draw.
BlueSpike: 19:46:12
I think he needs time to think, Clyde.
BlueSpike: 19:46:16
But yeah, I understand.
BlueSpike: 19:46:26
You know, Chris..
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:46:28
You don't have to be sad, I'm still coming to the Mumble.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:46:32
yes
BlueSpike: 19:46:50
Thank you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:12
You're welcome. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:22
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:25
:-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:43
I'll be back at about 10.
BlueSpike: 19:47:48
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 20:08:52
Chris, I just realized..
BlueSpike: 20:08:56
You should listen to Clyde.
BlueSpike: 20:09:00
He's trying to help us.
BlueSpike: 20:09:22
You should even stand up to him, he's a jerk.
BlueSpike: 20:14:10
Chris, you gotta make a video, standing up to him. Tell him you're not gonna take it anymore, show him how well you can fight. Show ME your moves!
BlueSpike: 20:22:05
You should maybe beat something up on camera to show how strong you are!
BlueSpike: 20:25:27
It'll stop all trolls from trolling you if you show them what you can do!
BlueSpike: 20:25:44
You can do a jump kick and everything!
BlueSpike: 21:51:56
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:08:44
Hey, I just got here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:09:06
I'll be on the Mumble shortly.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:09:44
that video sounds like a good idea, I will plan on doing that.
BlueSpike: 22:57:23
Chris, do you think you could tell them about what we've been planning today? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:09:01
I'm sorry, the multiple inputs from the Mumble are clouding my mind, so what do you mean specifically?
BlueSpike: 23:09:32
Like, the whole trust percent thing? :)
BlueSpike: 23:12:10
Aww, you stopped typing. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:12:20
oh, yeah. I'd rather not, because it's more kind of a private thing between you and me.
BlueSpike: 23:12:30
Aww, but I'd love if they knew...Okay.
BlueSpike: 23:12:34
:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:13:27
I'm sorry I stopped typing, but I was answering these guys on the Mumble.
BlueSpike: 23:13:36
Okay.
BlueSpike: 23:30:34
Chris, I know this may seem sudden...But..Maybe we could 'cyber' later? ;)
BlueSpike: 23:30:43
Before we do the real thing?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:33:23
that sounds good. maybe on the PSN, without PSEye; just audio, that way we can both be in the comfort of our own bedrooms.
BlueSpike: 23:33:45
I would, but I can't find my controller! :(
BlueSpike: 23:33:52
I don't know where it is.
BlueSpike: 23:33:58
I looked for it for hours..I think I lost it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:34:13
I'm sorry to hear that. let me get back to you on that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:34:15
:)
BlueSpike: 23:34:28
Why no PSN, anyway?
BlueSpike: 23:34:34
I mean..
BlueSpike: 23:34:37
PSEye?
BlueSpike: 23:35:30
I found it! >v<
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:35:45
cool.
BlueSpike: 23:36:01
But still, I wish I could see you on the PSEye. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:36:04
me2
BlueSpike: 23:36:11
Then why can't you use yours?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:36:36
let me get back to you on that.
BlueSpike: 23:36:44
Okay.
BlueSpike: 23:39:20
Chris, I'm not sure my brother would like hearing me speaking like that though. :(
BlueSpike: 23:39:29
Maybe we could use skype?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:41:30
I see. on Skype.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:41:34
cool
BlueSpike: 23:41:52
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:15
;)
BlueSpike: 23:47:24
;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:55:21
Got out just in time.
BlueSpike: 23:55:33
Yeah. :)
BlueSpike: 23:55:44
He says he has important news about Panda..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:55:53
what's he saying?
BlueSpike: 23:56:13
He says he'll wait until Chris is here....
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:15
because I don't want to go back there and take his verbal abuse.
BlueSpike: 23:56:40
I think he does know what's going on with Sarah.
BlueSpike: 23:56:46
I think you should come back into the mumble.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:57:15
alright, but any verbal abuse aside from that, then I am out of there.
BlueSpike: 23:57:19
Okay.

BlueSpike Skype Logs 5

2010-10-12T16:56:25Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-07==
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:43:45
Hey, Julie. :)
BlueSpike: 18:43:58
Hi, Chris. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:44:04
how are you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:44:07
I'm safe and well.
BlueSpike: 18:44:25
Kind of bad, my family has run into moreso money problems than before. :(
BlueSpike: 18:44:40
By Family, I guess I mean just me and my brother.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:44:43
oh. I'm sorry.
BlueSpike: 18:44:54
It's okay, it's not your fault. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:45:06
okay. do you wish to talk about it?
BlueSpike: 18:45:13
Nah, it's alright.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:45:17
cool.
BlueSpike: 18:45:25
So, how are you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:45:40
okay. I was just AIMing with Vivian Gee.
BlueSpike: 18:46:13
Cool.
BlueSpike: 18:46:21
What did she say?
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:46:50
She has informed me that she has honestly discouraged Clyde's violent rage moments.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:47:02
so, no worries, Julie, you are safe.
BlueSpike: 18:47:09
That's a relief. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:47:13
I've expressed mine and your gratitude for her help.
BlueSpike: 18:47:31
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:47:43
She told me that he is likely to go overboard in his efforts.
BlueSpike: 18:47:57
Uh-oh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:48:13
But she has sorted it all out. :)
BlueSpike: 18:48:21
Cool. :)
BlueSpike: 18:48:27
I'm happy to hear.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:49:22
She has told him to make me clean up my room, whereas he said, and you have heard it too, sell or burn my toys; an obvious overboard moment.
BlueSpike: 18:49:59
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:50:12
the videos, BTW, was his idea alone, but again, I'm certain that was another overboard moment.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:50:22
and some good came out of that.
BlueSpike: 18:50:22
Yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:50:45
it made it Perfectly Clear that I was straight, even though I had to lie out of my ass.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:51:08
yet come push-to-shove, I would do it all over again to help you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:51:13
:)
BlueSpike: 18:51:30
:)
BlueSpike: 18:51:32
Thank you, Chris.
BlueSpike: 18:51:42
But, can I share some feelings of the past, with you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:51:47
you may.
BlueSpike: 18:51:56
When you made that video and said you were a 'gaybian' was it?
BlueSpike: 18:52:39
I saw through it, and I thought at the time so did Clyde. That you were saying you were straight, I was scared that you were trying to trick him and I was going to lose my life. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:53:21
yeah, it was a weak effort to keep me from saying "gay". I meant that as in I would be a "Lesbian" and more into women in that sense.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:53:32
but again, it was just a weak attempt.
BlueSpike: 18:53:49
Well, at least it's all alright now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:53:52
yes.
BlueSpike: 18:53:56
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:55:31
BTW, I wanted to inform you that I feel it would be better if when we talked, we would do that on the PSN, insead of on Mumble.

It is more private; just the two of us, and we would not have to put up with anyone else aiside intruding on our intimate thoughts and moments.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:55:43
and as recently tested, it worked just as good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:55:49
:)
BlueSpike: 18:56:06
I understand completely.
BlueSpike: 18:56:51
But in my own opinion that maybe we could try and make sure that nobody gets in our room during Mumble anymore. I bought this mic on the computer for you, and I wouldn't want it to be ill-used, if that's the term.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:57:02
also, Saturday Nights are my Nights to watch British Comedies on PBS; a night I feel best to free up from the internet.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:57:30
I can still come onto Mumble to talk and answer my fans.
BlueSpike: 18:57:41
Alright. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:58:06
but for only when it's just the two of us, let's leave that on the PSN.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:58:16
I Love You, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:58:22
:-*
BlueSpike: 18:58:24
I love you too, Chris.
BlueSpike: 18:58:44
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 18:59:16
oh, BTW, can you type your last name on here, so I can better understand it?

it sounded to me like, "Milvana" before.
BlueSpike: 18:59:44
Milvana is indeed it.
BlueSpike: 19:00:02
Or at least that's the best it can be put into english typing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:24
ah, cool. :) But when you arrive, I will still ask to check your ID, just to let you know.
BlueSpike: 19:00:32
Of course. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:35
cool.
BlueSpike: 19:00:44
I have nothing to hide from you, Chris. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:49
I gtg for now, but I'll TTYL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:50
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:00:56
me neither. ;)
BlueSpike: 19:00:56
Okay.
BlueSpike: 19:01:00
Love you. :*
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:01:12
I Love You, Julie Milvana. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:01:22
Peace.
BlueSpike: 19:01:27
I love you too, Christan Weston Chandler. :*
BlueSpike: 19:01:36
Goodbye for now.
BlueSpike: 20:10:03
Oh, BTW Chris. We can ban Clyde now, so if something happens and we need to use Mumble, he won't bother us.
BlueSpike: 20:10:12
Also, are we gonna play Burnout tonight?
==2009-02-08==
BlueSpike: 00:26:26
Chris?
BlueSpike: 00:42:22
Maybe you can come to Mumble for the fans? :)
BlueSpike: 02:00:03
Chris, we really want you to come in to talk to us. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:15:14
Hey, Julie.
BlueSpike: 14:15:26
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:15:38
how are you?
BlueSpike: 14:15:48
Good, yourself?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:15:55
I've been better.
BlueSpike: 14:16:08
What happened? :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:16:15
I've just typed it out in a message on the PSN for you.
BlueSpike: 14:16:19
Oh, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:16:28
*three messages.
BlueSpike: 14:16:30
I'll read it now.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:16:33
ok
BlueSpike: 14:16:45
So, how are things at home? I might as well ask before I read the message.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:17:49
okay. I do intend to clean up my room later, but I need a nap beforehand.
BlueSpike: 14:17:56
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:18:43
between you and me, if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture.
BlueSpike: 14:18:58
:o
BlueSpike: 14:18:59
I see.
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:19:58
You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".
BlueSpike: 14:20:14
Heh. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:20:32
I'll let you read what I typed up for you on the PSN.
BlueSpike: 14:20:35
I did.
BlueSpike: 14:20:44
I hope that Sarah's okay. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:21:01
I pray for her safety as well. and the video is uploading right now.
BlueSpike: 14:21:15
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 14:21:22
So, anything you wanna talk about that may raise your spirts?
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:22:20
I need to think about what I should do if she is still planning to come to me.

Other than that, I feel that what is best for me right now is some rest from the stress.
BlueSpike: 14:22:32
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 14:22:44
Sweet dreams. :*
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:23:01
thank you. I Love You. :-*
BlueSpike: 14:23:11
I love you too. :*
BlueSpike: 17:11:28
Chris? :(
BlueSpike: 17:12:54
Chris, I just realized you should maybe be cleaning your room..That's what I heard, at least..
BlueSpike: 17:13:08
It would be nice to see a man who can clean.
BlueSpike: 17:13:19
You are the house husband after all. :)
==2009-02-09==
BlueSpike: 15:27:59
Hi, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 18:19:03
Hello? :(
BlueSpike: 22:50:20
I hope you're cleaning your room, I bet you'll do a great job. :)
BlueSpike: 22:59:20
Chris, come on. :( We want to do an actual Q&A with us fans. :) We'll keep Clyde out, we swear.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:39:54
Hey, Julie. Yes, I was cleaning up my room. I still have a bunch more to go through, but at least there is more walking room.
BlueSpike: 23:40:10
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 23:40:22
Maybe you can get in Mumble later?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:40:31
Maybe tomorrow.
BlueSpike: 23:40:43
Okay. :(
BlueSpike: 23:41:24
You can clean later, can't you?
BlueSpike: 23:41:36
We all can't be in Mumble tomorrow. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:42:15
I would feel better in finishing the cleaning I started in the same timeframe.
BlueSpike: 23:42:25
Oh, okay. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:42:53
Buck up, Julie. Did you read the message I left you on the PSN?
BlueSpike: 23:43:05
Yes. : )
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:43:14
was that the right word for the greeting?
BlueSpike: 23:43:21
Yes. : )
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:43:26
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:44:13
cool. that can be our own personal greeting. I will make it a priority to memorize the word; I have it on paper, you know.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:44:46
*personal greeting between you and me.
BlueSpike: 23:44:47
I think I need to work late tommrow, are you sure you can't come here? It's been a while and we miss you here.
BlueSpike: 23:44:51
And cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:45:52
I hear you, sweetie, but I have the promise to keep to Clyde, Vivian and you to make my room more hospitable for the two of us; you and me. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:46:35
*I'm including Viv in that factor, since you know I've talked to her recently, and she's in on my making that promise as Clyde.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:46:49
I promised Clyde, and in turn I have promised Vivian.
BlueSpike: 23:46:53
True, thank you. :)
BlueSpike: 23:47:04
Tomorrow it is, it's a date?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:06
and most importantly, I've promised you that too. :-*
BlueSpike: 23:47:13
:*
BlueSpike: 23:47:38
Well, date as in you're sure you'll be there. The REAL dates will be once I get there. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:43
I'll come to the Mumble tomorrow, but I wouldn't call it a date, since it's mostly for my fanbase.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:47:51
yeah.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:48:30
You know, I have NEVER in my lifetime been on a Date, so you'll be the first, and I'm looking forward to it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:49:10
BTW, forgive me for asking, but can you describe your body measurements for me?
BlueSpike: 23:49:59
Let's see..
BlueSpike: 23:50:09
I'm a B cup, for one thing. :)
BlueSpike: 23:50:16
5'5
BlueSpike: 23:50:35
Fairly skinny. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:50:59
Sounds good. ;)
BlueSpike: 23:51:14
;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:51:32
also, I hope I'm not overstepping it, but how are your teeth?
BlueSpike: 23:51:58
I know that tour guide said awful things about that.
BlueSpike: 23:52:07
But mine are all white, I have them all. ;)
BlueSpike: 23:52:10
I even have fangs.
BlueSpike: 23:52:21
They're all straight, too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:52:30
cool.

any particular reason you bring up your fangs?
BlueSpike: 23:52:30
And they at least seem like fangs.
BlueSpike: 23:52:39
Well, you asked.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:52:43
:)
BlueSpike: 23:52:50
I thought I'd mention that I have two that are like fangs. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:53:01
I have fangs too, and FYI, they're considered to be Eye Teeth.
BlueSpike: 23:53:07
Ah, thank you.
BlueSpike: 23:53:10
I didn't know the term. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:53:18
you've learned something new then.
BlueSpike: 23:53:24
Thank you. :D
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:53:43
I guess we both can play vampires together. :P
BlueSpike: 23:54:06
:)
BlueSpike: 23:54:10
I look forward to it.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:54:18
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:12
I gtg back to cleaning, and I also checked my e-mail for anything from Panda; nothing yet. I've also read in a search on my PS3, and confirmed her city's location in comparison to where the fires were happening (it is close), about the fire claiming over 180. I pray she is still alive and well.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:30
At least I have you, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:56:31
:)
BlueSpike: 23:56:32
As do I. :(
BlueSpike: 23:56:35
And thank you. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:57:04
I'll TTYL. I Love You, Julie. :-*

Do you have a nickname you would like me to call you by?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:57:57
I haven't been able to think of one for you yet.
BlueSpike: 23:58:20
Hmm..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:58:39
no rush, though. we can think and share our ideas next time.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:58:46
XOXOXOXO :-*
BlueSpike: 23:58:49
I have one, though. I think.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:58:56
okay.
BlueSpike: 23:59:04
Kitty. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:14
do you like cats?
BlueSpike: 23:59:24
Yes. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:39
alright, I'll call you Kitty. :)
BlueSpike: 23:59:47
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:48
TTYL, Kitty.
BlueSpike: 23:59:55
Next time I wanna talk to you about something. :)
==2009-02-10==
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:00
cool.
BlueSpike: 00:00:01
And okay, I'll TTYL. :*
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:29
or, if you want to get it off your mind, you may still message me on the PSN about it.
BlueSpike: 00:00:36
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:00:39
bye for now.
BlueSpike: 00:00:44
Okay./
BlueSpike: 00:15:01
Chris, Canine, one of the big fans, won't be here tomorrow, he says he wish you would come here tonight. :(
BlueSpike: 14:58:58
Hi, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 14:59:02
I'll list my favorite things.
BlueSpike: 14:59:26
Favorite color: Blue. (I am BlueSpike after all. :) )
BlueSpike: 15:01:18
Favorite Song: Mother Earth which is on the Otonoishi CD. A Mother 1 song. :)
BlueSpike: 15:01:39
Favorite movie: Hmm..The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie, I loved that.
BlueSpike: 15:02:42
Fav. Food: I actually enjoy mashed potatoes alot, very good.
BlueSpike: 15:03:45
Fav. TV show: Death Note. It's a good anime.
BlueSpike: 15:04:37
I also like Metal Gear Solid, Fallout, and I like to read all sorts of books. : )
BlueSpike: 15:06:57
I'm 5'5, just about 115 libs.
BlueSpike: 15:07:27
My birthday is July 4th. I also noticed it's the same day as a holiday here in America. :o
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:49:07
Well, that's a lot of good fun for me to remember about you, Kitty. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:50:56
Are you there?
BlueSpike: 15:51:01
Yeah.
BlueSpike: 15:51:02
: )
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:51:07
Zlkavszka
BlueSpike: 15:51:16
: )
BlueSpike: 15:51:26
Zlkavszka to you too. ;)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:51:38
I trust that you are safe and healthy today.
BlueSpike: 15:51:46
Uh-huh. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:51:47
I am too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:52:16
I have some news, I have just received a snail-mail letter from N.O.A.
BlueSpike: 15:52:26
Really? Awesome! What's it say?
BlueSpike: 15:52:30
Good news, I hope!
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:52:37
It's from Mike Chandler, and it says, and I quote,
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:54:13
"Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto did not have a meeting scheduled with you, nor has he been corresponding with you. Mr. Miyamoto speaks and writes only very limited English and our game development teams do not accept unsolicited games suggestions or ideas. Although Mr. Miyamoto make occasional business trips to the U.S., he spends the majority of his time in Japan at Nintendo's headquarters."
BlueSpike: 15:54:16
You could just read it if you wan-Oh. :)
BlueSpike: 15:54:32
That's no good. :(
BlueSpike: 15:54:36
What do you make of it?
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:55:28
Mine and my family and congregation's theory was correct; I HAVE been in contact with an impostor, and I'm certain the "Reggie" was an impostor as well.
BlueSpike: 15:55:38
:o !
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:55:50
and probably the "James Conrad" I've recently received a phone call from as well.
BlueSpike: 15:56:08
I wouldn't know about that, but possibly!
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:56:24
I've suspected as much from him, since he did not leave a number in which to call him back, and he called my cell and it came up, "Unavailable."
BlueSpike: 15:56:39
Huh.
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:57:54
In light of this, I will make an announcement in the video which I will create for the showing off of the floor space I've cleared in my room, where I will have the letter and its envelope in hand and read it outloud.
BlueSpike: 15:58:18
Do you think you could say 'I love you' in Molvanian for me?
BlueSpike: 15:58:29
I can teach you it real quick over the mics, if you want. : )
BlueSpike: 15:58:37
I'm not able to type it, I think. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:58:59
I have not learned that expression yet.
BlueSpike: 15:58:59
Oh, by the way, what languages do you know, anyway?
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:59:25
let me put on my earphones, and you can teach me right now. :)
BlueSpike: 15:59:31
Okay.
BlueSpike: 15:59:43
But what languages do you know?
BlueSpike: 15:59:48
I never asked, I'd love to know. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 15:59:58
English and Spanish
BlueSpike: 16:00:12
Ah, I know Molvanian and English. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:00:20
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:01:03
ickvenschwel
Christopher C.W.C.: 16:09:10
:)
BlueSpike: 18:28:06
Chris? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:41:31
Zlkavszka
BlueSpike: 19:41:32
is away. This is an auto-reply message.
BlueSpike: 19:41:56
Zlkavszka. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:42:24
I have just uploaded the video with the state of my room and the update from N.O.A.
BlueSpike: 19:42:43
Cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:14
I was just chatting with Sarah May, giving her the news as well.
BlueSpike: 19:43:20
Cool.
BlueSpike: 19:43:35
Hey, once it's up. Link me to it, okay?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:46
It should be up now. hang on.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:11
oh. it's still processing.
BlueSpike: 19:44:16
Oh, okay.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:27
It should be Live soon.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:52
I'll log into the Mumble at about 10 tonight.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:22
right now, I'd like to check in with Animal Crossing and do the daily routine.
BlueSpike: 19:45:40
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:58
I'll TTYL. Ickvanschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
BlueSpike: 19:46:16
:*
BlueSpike: 20:42:49
Chris?
BlueSpike: 20:42:56
The video isn't up, yet. :(
BlueSpike: 22:09:03
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:09:28
Zlkavska
BlueSpike: 22:09:51
Coming into Mumble? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:09:52
I've just started reuploading it; sometimes that is the case.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:09:56
shortly.
BlueSpike: 22:10:05
When? You said at 10. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:11:46
now
BlueSpike: 22:11:51
:) !
==2009-02-11==
BlueSpike: 08:38:22
I'm sorry, Chris.. :(
BlueSpike: 08:38:42
I was tired and fell asleep waiting, I didn't know getting food took that long.
BlueSpike: 13:25:23
I hope you can forgive me. :(
BlueSpike: 13:27:00
We can play today, right? :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:33:55
I understand, and it's okay. Let's try again tonight; I'll be watching for your PSN name to be online.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:34:01
*and on Burnout Paradise.
BlueSpike: 19:48:31
Okay.
BlueSpike: 19:49:15
I'll try and be on tonight, after I do something really quick in this PC game.
BlueSpike: 20:13:51
I just started the game. :)
BlueSpike: 21:57:00
:(

BlueSpike Skype Logs 4

2010-10-12T16:55:07Z

Yaanu:

==2009-02-05==
BlueSpike: 19:54:00
Chris, I came all the way from a far away country, which is sadly...destroyed..
BlueSpike: 19:55:12
And you chose Sarah-May, I feel heart broken. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:08:31
I'm sorry for making you feel that sad, Julie. There is still a chance in me changing my mind towards you. I have been thinking, and Sarah May is still in High School, and nothing is Officially Set on a Girlfriend-Boyfriend relationship yet. All I ask is you coming to visit me at your earliest convience.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:09:22
BTW, I was killing time on Burnout until the rest of the DLC I wanted to purchase; LBP Valentines Day Pack, Guitar Hero Tracks, and another episode of Shuffle after I've verified that I would have enough.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:09:32
I apologize for not logging out sooner, but it's cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:09:40
You logged in at an okay time.
BlueSpike: 20:09:43
I'm not sure about Sarah-May being trustworthy, I've yet to meet her. :( I'm somewhat sad to see that seeing her makes you trust her.
BlueSpike: 20:09:47
And it's okay, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 20:10:15
I do try to meet you, I truly do. Things are hard in America. The prices of things are high. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:10:28
I hear you, Julie. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:10:45
Cheer up, now. I'm helping you on the PSN.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:11:05
and I am seriously considering having you as my Sweetheart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:11:54
You have a promising chance and enthusiasm to become a doctor, and that is highly respectable.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:12:12
And I do honestly trust you, and I Love You.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:12:40
:=*
BlueSpike: 20:13:02
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:13:25
I guess we're cool then.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:13:31
:)
BlueSpike: 20:13:35
:)
BlueSpike: 20:13:42
Hey, maybe some Mumble tonight?
BlueSpike: 20:14:05
I may talk. ;)
BlueSpike: 20:14:30
I'm configuring the new microphone for my computer I got today, at a somewhat low price.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:15:09
IDK; I'm not really in the mood to talk to a crowd tonight. I'll tell you what, I'll chat with you on the PSN, alone. ;)

That's awesome.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:15:17
*later tonight.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:15:47
you have a mic or a PSEye?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:15:52
or a headset?
BlueSpike: 20:15:56
I do have a headset for the PS3, yes.
BlueSpike: 20:16:10
It's not working as well as I'd like, but yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:16:53
Still awesome. I'll send you a chat invite later, after you've downloaded your goodies from my account and you're logged into your account. ;)
BlueSpike: 20:17:00
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:17:31
Talk To You Later then. :)

I got to go out for a bit to get something for my mother.
BlueSpike: 20:17:38
Okay. :)
BlueSpike: 20:18:23
Aother idea, maybe we could do a skype chat, amongst the trusted Sonichu fans. :)
BlueSpike: 20:18:48
You can use your PSP.
BlueSpike: 20:27:47
Plus, I kind of bought this USB microphone for you, and I'd love to be able to use it in Mumble with you, skype keeps crashing when I try to get in a call. :(
BlueSpike: 21:33:50
Hi, Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:39:24
Hey, Julie. I just got back.
BlueSpike: 21:39:45
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:39:58
Did you get your stuff downloaded?
BlueSpike: 21:40:25
Yeah, but when I tried to get in my account, it wouldn't let me. :( I think my brother changed the password...AGAIN.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:40:42
your password? shoot.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:41:03
how do you get it out of him? or do you figure out the password?
BlueSpike: 21:41:16
He didn't say he did it, I'm angry. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:41:35
Hush, sweet angel. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:42:11
Surly he did not change the e-mail address associated with your account, did he?
BlueSpike: 21:42:18
But we can try mumble..
BlueSpike: 21:42:21
I think he did.
BlueSpike: 21:42:40
Only a few of us are here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:43:04
I see. how did you get relogged in previously after one of his attacks?
Christopher C.W.C.: 21:44:45
okay, I'll be on Mumble in a moment.
==2009-02-06==
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:00
Hey, Julie. I've just put the 3 minute video together, lying out of my ass. *shiver* :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:49:15
It's uploading right now.
BlueSpike: 00:49:30
Okay, Chris. :(
BlueSpike: 00:49:38
Let me know when it's up, okay?
BlueSpike: 00:49:57
I can't believe he's making you do this..>:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:50:01
It'll be like about half to a full hour (give or take).
BlueSpike: 00:50:01
He makes me so mad!!
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:50:07
Tell me about it, Sweetheart.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:27
But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:51:53
I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand.
BlueSpike: 00:52:03
Thank you so much, Chris. :) It means a lot you'd protect me to such an extent.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:52:44
Sure picked a hell of a time to say the "G" word for the Very First Time in my life (as far as I can recall anyway).
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:53:28
At least I can delete it later, then you and I can be happy together.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:53:44
I Love You, Julie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:53:49
:-*
BlueSpike: 00:54:13
:*
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:54:30
did you tell your brother about this?
BlueSpike: 00:55:01
Yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:55:12
what was his response?
BlueSpike: 00:55:20
He actually wants to talk to you.
BlueSpike: 00:55:22
May he?
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:55:32
sure.
BlueSpike: 00:55:41
Well, Chris.
BlueSpike: 00:55:46
I suppose I was wrong about you.
BlueSpike: 00:56:01
You may of done wrong things, but you treated my sister truly nice.
BlueSpike: 00:56:10
And for that, I thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:56:18
With both my thanks and apologies.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:56:30
:) Thank you, kind sir, that means a lot to me.
BlueSpike: 00:56:46
I suppose now I may just help you out someday.
BlueSpike: 00:56:48
For now..
BlueSpike: 00:56:51
I must think about this.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:57:29
the least you can do for the time is give Julie back her access to her PSN, and promise to leave it alone from now on, please.
BlueSpike: 00:57:43
I gave her access back upon hearing what you've done.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:57:48
Thank you.
BlueSpike: 00:57:56
As I've said, I'll think about what to do from here.
BlueSpike: 00:58:06
Farewell for now, Christan Weston Chandler.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:58:14
Peace to you too.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:58:53
Julie?
BlueSpike: 00:58:58
Hi. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:59:03
Hey. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:59:38
I helped get you your PSN back. I feel a bit better from that.
BlueSpike: 00:59:50
I do. :)
BlueSpike: 01:00:02
Maybe we can race around Paradise tomorrow, would you like to?
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:00:41
I'll have to learn a bit more about the multiplayer portions of the game, but I will, and I would love to. I'll wear my headset so we can chat during the gameplay.
BlueSpike: 01:00:52
Cool! :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:02:09
All I'll ask of you for now is to be happy, send me a picture of yourself, and come to me as soon as possible.
BlueSpike: 01:02:20
I will. ;)
BlueSpike: 01:02:22
Promise
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:02:25
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:03:14
I'm going to learn more about B.Paradise. you may keep watch for when the video is uploaded and processed.
BlueSpike: 01:03:20
Okay. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:03:23
I'll TTYL.
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:03:25
:-*
BlueSpike: 01:03:28
Okay.
BlueSpike: 01:03:30
:x
BlueSpike: 01:03:32
Whoops.
BlueSpike: 01:03:34
I meant to kiss.
BlueSpike: 01:03:38
:*
BlueSpike: 01:03:41
There. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 01:03:46
:)
BlueSpike: 01:40:28
A gaybian?
BlueSpike: 01:40:38
What's that? :o
BlueSpike: 01:46:56
Chris, Clyde saw the video, and said you were faking! He told me in the Mumble...He's still there.
BlueSpike: 01:47:31
I'm kind of worried. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:00:52
Julie?
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:02:01
Listen, I've talked to Clyde some more, and he has promised to me that he will leave you alone.
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:02:37
He has accepted the new video.
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:03:19
But he's asked me to get rid of a bunch of my toys; sell them on eBay, dispose of them, donate them or something like that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:03:54
I personally wanted to save the majority of that for my future children.
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:04:24
But, to keep you safe, I am going to sort it out and decide the bulk to get rid of.
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:04:36
I Care for you, Julie. :-*
Christopher C.W.C.: 03:04:39
I'll TTYL.
BlueSpike: 18:32:00
Hi, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 19:24:46
Let me know when you're present so we can race around Paradise. :o
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:11:48
Hey, Julie. Actually, I have just opened a Chat Window and sent you an invite. Please come join me for a good talk. :)
BlueSpike: 20:12:07
Oh, okay. :)
BlueSpike: 20:13:03
Chris, can I ask what it's about?
BlueSpike: 22:23:51
Hi, Chris. :)
BlueSpike: 22:23:56
I just woke up.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:28:22
Hey, Julie. I just got here. I can still log into Mumble.
BlueSpike: 22:29:08
I'd like that, yes.

BlueSpike Skype Logs 2

2010-10-12T16:54:11Z

Yaanu:

==2009-01-19==
BlueSpike: 19:33:11
Uh-oh, Chris..I sent an e-mail to one of your accounts! Does that mean the mean trolls are gonna get it?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:33:58
Hey, Julie. No, I do not think so; I've had my account closed and just reponed it; I think you're safe.
BlueSpike: 19:34:11
I hope so. D:
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:34:25
No worries. :D
BlueSpike: 19:34:30
So, I just saw your new video. Way to go!
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:34:38
yep
BlueSpike: 19:35:00
What is it you stepped on, though? I can't tell what it is. :O
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:35:30
the dildo I had received FREE with an order from adameve.com.
BlueSpike: 19:35:43
Oh, okay. I was just curious what it was.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:35:44
Never used it; Never will.
BlueSpike: 19:35:50
That's awesome to hear. ;D
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:27
It's my representation of me stompin' on the Troll's Dicks. They come to me; I'll send them to the hospital, but the vasectomy would have ALREADY been executed.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:36:44
with my FOOT with my SHOE.
BlueSpike: 19:37:11
Cool!
BlueSpike: 19:37:48
Chris, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? You shouldn't be stressed out because of those jerks. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:38:48
I will be fine, but thank you for your concern. I am saving myself for Sarah C McK; I can still appreciate a friendly visit from you, if you're still planning to visit me.
BlueSpike: 19:39:09
I knew you're saving yourself, I meant maybe we can play some games. >.>
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:39:21
yes, we can.
BlueSpike: 19:39:28
Yay!
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:39:41
I have multiple Guitars for any PS2 or 3 Guitar Hero games.
BlueSpike: 19:39:55
Cool!
BlueSpike: 19:40:10
Once I get the money to take a trip to Virginia, I'll be there in a heartbeat!
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:40:39
I see. What are you doing to raise the money for the trip?
BlueSpike: 19:40:59
I got some money from a friend, I might get a job while I'm here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:42:26
You're currently in Ohio, right?
BlueSpike: 19:42:48
Yup.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:30
did you know, and you can find this on ANY USA map, but you are JUST North-West of Virginia, with ONLY West Virginia in between the two states.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:43:38
?
BlueSpike: 19:43:41
Oh!
BlueSpike: 19:43:47
I never looked at a USA map!
BlueSpike: 19:44:00
I should of, I had no idea!
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:05
You can get a map to my address from your current address on mapquest.com and porbably drive here.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:09
*probably
BlueSpike: 19:44:18
I'll look it up later.
BlueSpike: 19:44:22
But I have a question.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:27
you do have my address, right?
BlueSpike: 19:44:31
Who is this Clyde Cash fellow in the IRC?
BlueSpike: 19:44:32
And yes, I do.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:44:38
cool.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:45:57
Clyde, was POSING as Jason Kendrick Howell/Gregg Mays, who hacked into my Triopd accounts and recently into my AOL account; he has informed me that he is the OLDER brother of Ryan Cash; the suicider who did himself in over the ONE TIME I said that I would quit drawing comics in protest against the E.D. Page.
BlueSpike: 19:46:15
Uh-oh.
BlueSpike: 19:46:25
He must be mad at you because of what Ryan did...:(
BlueSpike: 19:46:32
Did he say anything to you?
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:46:34
I did apologize.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:47:00
as you may have seen in the YouTube Video.
BlueSpike: 19:47:17
I did.
BlueSpike: 19:47:30
He didn't threaten you, did he? :O
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:48:10
I have received an anonymous phone call on my cell from some guy in Louisville, Kentucky; found the state from his 502 area code, saying that Clyde may kill off my family and whatnot, but I see it as only an idle threat.
BlueSpike: 19:48:49
Uh-oh..
BlueSpike: 19:48:57
I'll pray for your safety, Chris.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:08
I appreciate that, thank you.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:49:22
I'm going to go to the police about it soon.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:25
I'm not too worried about it. Although I think it would probably be advisable to do another video addressing Clyde and further apologize for his brother's death.
BlueSpike: 19:50:37
That may be the best idea.
BlueSpike: 19:50:49
Perhaps you should do the video first and maybe he'll accept your apoligy? :O
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:55
yes.
Christopher C.W.C.: 19:50:58
ttyl
BlueSpike: 19:51:03
Okay.
BlueSpike: 20:13:03
!
BlueSpike: 20:13:13
We're fighting Clyde Cash in the IRC! Can you help us, Chris?
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:13:46
not right now, I have a spot of mess to clean up in the kitchen.
BlueSpike: 20:14:10
But...Clyde..Okay..
BlueSpike: 20:14:52
But there's nothing we can do!
BlueSpike: 20:14:54
I'm scared!
BlueSpike: 20:15:00
Can't you clean up later?
BlueSpike: 20:15:33
He says he knows where I am..
BlueSpike: 20:15:41
Please, CHris..
BlueSpike: 20:16:55
He-he says he's going to visit me...
BlueSpike: 20:17:59
Chris, you really need to help..I'm scared..
BlueSpike: 20:20:23
Chris, he said he's going to rape me.....
BlueSpike: 20:20:29
Please..He's telling me he already got Panda..
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:21:55
He's just shooting off empty smoke; let it pass.
BlueSpike: 20:22:09
He PMed me my street..
BlueSpike: 20:22:15
Please, Chris. You need to help us.
BlueSpike: 20:22:18
I'm worried.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:22:27
where do I go for the IRC?
BlueSpike: 20:22:47
sonichu.info
BlueSpike: 20:22:50
that's where the chat is
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:23:05
Sonichu.info is NOW obsolete as well for the Sonichu Site.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:23:10
but I'll be there.
BlueSpike: 20:23:15
Thank you so much.
BlueSpike: 22:14:13
Chris, I saw everything..Do you want to vent out to me?
BlueSpike: 22:15:24
Tell me how you feel.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:15:51
I'm okay; Sarah May is helping me cope with the aftermath.
BlueSpike: 22:16:20
Aww, I was hoping I could be useful to you. ;-; Can I still help? I really wanna be of some help after that.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:16:32
You are still helpful to me.
BlueSpike: 22:16:53
Then please, let me prove that I can be great help.
BlueSpike: 22:17:02
Please, vent to me. I want to help as much as possible.
BlueSpike: 22:17:18
Tell me how you feel, and I'll share with you my feelings, which are true.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:17:46
You are a trusted gal-pal, and I know in my heart that you will continue to hold up your true feelings for me, and defend for my own as well, and I thank you for that.
BlueSpike: 22:17:59
You're welcome, I should be thanking you.
BlueSpike: 22:18:23
Let me know if you need ANYTHING, I'll be there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:18:56
:)
BlueSpike: 22:19:02
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:19:15
I'll let you thank me for visiting me the earliest chance you get.
BlueSpike: 22:19:25
I'm still trying.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:19:51
and I humbly thank you, and I am proud of you for trying.
BlueSpike: 22:20:12
Thank you, I am also proud of YOU for telling those trolls how you felt.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:20:26
I try and do when I have to.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:20:34
I'll check in again with you later.
BlueSpike: 22:20:49
Okay.
BlueSpike: 22:21:00
TTYL.
BlueSpike: 22:21:40
May I ask what you're going to do now? Are you going to confront the trolls further in another video? Or anything else?
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:22:09
I have a plan, and I will let you know soon enough about it.
BlueSpike: 22:22:19
Alright.
BlueSpike: 22:22:34
If you need to contact me, try calling. I'll most likely notice that quickly.
BlueSpike: 22:22:52
I can't talk as well, but it'll ease you from typing.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:23:14
okay.
BlueSpike: 22:25:54
Would you like to call now?
BlueSpike: 22:25:59
I'd like to talk to you if you wish.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:28:31
it's okay; I'm not up for it right now; my mother just vented her stress off onto me from these same matters and cleaning up stuff and being old.
BlueSpike: 22:28:45
I see. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:29:04
but there will still be the times in the future and when you come to visit me.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:29:05
:)
BlueSpike: 22:29:24
There will.
BlueSpike: 22:29:28
I promise you that.
BlueSpike: 22:29:32
I'll do everything in my power.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:29:43
cool. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:30:04
do you have a webcam?
BlueSpike: 22:30:12
Sadly, no. :(
BlueSpike: 22:30:25
Why?
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:30:43
I'm thinkin' of callin' you anyway, just to hear you for a bit.
BlueSpike: 22:30:59
Still, no mic. Remember? It'd be nice to hear you though. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:31:41
I hear you; it was that you said that I could call you; I had thought you had a mic at least.
BlueSpike: 22:31:54
Not yet. :(
BlueSpike: 22:32:59
I'd still love a call though, you could talk.
Christopher C.W.C.: 22:33:03
I'll check in again later.
BlueSpike: 22:33:06
Okay.
==2009-01-20==
BlueSpike: 14:28:28
Hi Chris. :)
Christopher C.W.C.: 14:49:12
Hey, Julie. How are you?
BlueSpike: 15:11:35
I'm awesome, thanks for asking!
BlueSpike: 15:11:37
How are you?
BlueSpike: 15:33:16
Chris, Clyde is back and he says he wants to talk to you. Do I tell him no? Some people say they're getting real offended..
BlueSpike: 15:33:33
I'm sorry to bother you with this..
BlueSpike: 15:33:41
But only you can speak to him, he muted the rest of us.
BlueSpike: 15:40:54
He keeps saying what he did..
BlueSpike: 15:41:01
He keeps spreading lies. :(
BlueSpike: 15:41:04
I'm really worried.
BlueSpike: 15:45:00
Chris, I hope your there..
BlueSpike: 15:45:21
I'm just gonna check.
BlueSpike: 15:45:40
Please pick up..:(
BlueSpike: 15:47:53
Let me know when you get back..
BlueSpike: 15:56:22
Chris, I vomitted because of the terror..
BlueSpike: 15:56:26
Help me..please..
BlueSpike: 16:07:33
Chris, I hope your there..I'm scared.
BlueSpike: 18:34:10
Chris, Panda is in the IRC, she wishes to talk to you.
BlueSpike: 18:49:36
Panda's getting kind of antsy, she really wants to talk to you in IRC.
BlueSpike: 19:24:46
:(
BlueSpike: 19:51:16
You must be away, maybe sleeping. I hope you get here soon. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:40:11
Julie, are you watching this IRC chat?
BlueSpike: 20:40:21
Yes, I am..
BlueSpike: 20:40:26
It really is Panda, the IP doesn't lie.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:40:53
I'm not certain; I'll believe it when she gets on Skype.
BlueSpike: 20:41:01
Okay..
BlueSpike: 20:41:11
I'm sorry that this happened, Chris.:(
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:41:20
It's hard for me to believe in the IRC; an IP address can copied and pasted from weeks to months ago.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:41:50
It's okay, and if it is true, I will still accept and welcome her caringly and lovingly with open arms.
BlueSpike: 20:41:51
No, I was here when Panda came in.
BlueSpike: 20:41:55
It truly is her.
BlueSpike: 20:42:07
I'm glad to see you'll still love her.
BlueSpike: 20:42:14
Or at least accept what she has done.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:42:20
it was NOT her fault.
BlueSpike: 20:42:38
I never said it was.
BlueSpike: 20:42:39
D:
BlueSpike: 20:42:53
I'm truly sorry.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:42:55
It's okay, and I did not mean to say it that way.
BlueSpike: 20:43:02
No, it's okay.
BlueSpike: 20:43:06
I understand how you feel.
Christopher C.W.C.: 20:43:11
thank you.
BlueSpike: 20:58:17
Chris..having only a mother/father instead of both can be bad for the child..
==2009-01-21==
BlueSpike: 15:43:50
Hi, Chris.
BlueSpike: 15:43:52
:)
BlueSpike: 18:40:37
Hey, whatcha doing?
BlueSpike: 20:59:40
You gave the rights of Sonichu to CLYDE CASH!?
BlueSpike: 21:29:22
Clyde's taken away the rights to Sonichu, he says in the IRC. :(
BlueSpike: 22:40:08
Chris, I'm wondering, are you there?
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:13:50
Hey, Julie. I have NEVER given any Sonichu Rights to Clyde; that is a HUGE LIE.
BlueSpike: 23:14:51
That's what it said on Sonichu.info...Huh..
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:16:45
He obviously copied the video I previously Uploaded onto YouTube, but I deleted the video Last Sunday.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:17:08
No problem; I will make a NEW video clearing up the issue.
BlueSpike: 23:17:15
Maybe you could come into the chat? Some of us would like to talk about the current status of Sonichu.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:18:10
The details are still unconfirmed, but I Promise You All that The TRUE Sonichu Site will be Re-Uploaded soon.
BlueSpike: 23:18:21
I understand after checking the horrid fake (sadly that's the only way to the chat), I notice the link isn't there. But I can provide a link to get there if you wish.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:18:55
that's okay; I still have work to do. I'll TTYL.
BlueSpike: 23:19:03
Oh okay.
BlueSpike: 23:19:08
:(
BlueSpike: 23:20:11
But I insist, please?
BlueSpike: 23:20:27
http://sonichunet.110mb.com/chat.htm
BlueSpike: 23:20:32
There's the link if you want to come in.
BlueSpike: 23:21:50
Clyde keeps challenging you. :(
BlueSpike: 23:24:18
None of us can even talk anymore.
BlueSpike: 23:24:24
Clyde and you are the only that can speak in the IRC.
BlueSpike: 23:27:14
He keeps telling me that he's questioning your sexuality, I'm sorry. Some even believe it..He's telling me to ask you to 'Show your fangs'..
BlueSpike: 23:52:18
Chris, would you like to vent to me? Either text or in a call..I want to help.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:52:49
I'm a bit busy at the moment.
BlueSpike: 23:53:00
Okay, I understand.
BlueSpike: 23:58:50
Chris, I think sonichu.com is already owned. It redirects to that SLANDEROUS article on ED.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:14
I did not mean "Sonichu.com" literally
BlueSpike: 23:59:27
Oh.
BlueSpike: 23:59:36
What did you mean then?
BlueSpike: 23:59:48
As far as I know, .org .net and .com are taken, the 3 most used ones.
Christopher C.W.C.: 23:59:54
You'll find out after the Sonichusite is reuploaded.
==2009-01-22==
BlueSpike: 00:00:06
I look forward to it. :)
BlueSpike: 00:28:13
Chris, you know I'm a trusted gal-pal. I know this is hard for you to talk about, but tell me, please. I know about the man downstairs bending over, I want to know what happened. Please do not get mad, I'm only curious.
BlueSpike: 00:28:39
I figured you may be more willing to tell a trusted gal-pal as myself than the whole IRC.
BlueSpike: 00:29:36
I PROMISE I will not tell a soul.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:29:56
It's okay. All I could do there was try to drill an understanding through their thick skulls. I am not discouraged if I could not.
BlueSpike: 00:30:30
So, do you feel like you could tell me?
BlueSpike: 00:30:43
Again, it's safe with me. Nobody will EVER know.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:33:02
I basically told all there was to tell about that situation in the IRC, so I'm currently good.
BlueSpike: 00:33:24
Alright, though I'm really curious. Please, let me know some time.
BlueSpike: 00:33:45
I'm sorry to be so curious about such a personal matter. :(
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:33:59
it's alright. Thank you. :)
BlueSpike: 00:34:06
:)
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:34:07
for caring
BlueSpike: 00:34:18
Any time.
BlueSpike: 00:34:25
Any time you need help, I'll be there.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:34:42
actually, can you recommend a website hosting site, other than Tripod?
BlueSpike: 00:35:49
Geocities is good.
Christopher C.W.C.: 00:36:02
Thank you. I will look into it.
BlueSpike: 00:36:13
Okay.
BlueSpike: 15:03:05
Hello, Chris! :)
BlueSpike: 21:45:31
Hi, Chris!

White knight

2010-09-14T05:08:52Z

Yaanu: /* The trolling will not cease */ : Dead link done got fixed.

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]

{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the internet to help or defend someone else on the internet against other people on the internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.

'''Counter trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris-chan has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[Racism|racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

BAAAAAAAW! [[Kick the Autistic]] is a cruel game. Quit it!

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
There is ongoing debate about whether Chris is actually [[autism|autistic]]. Regardless, there is clear evidence that he suffers from serious mental deficiencies of some kind.

Chris [[fail]]s to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref> [[Sonichu 7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he probably hasn't "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.

Chris cannot "read between the lines" or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets [[Family Guy]] as being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref>

Furthermore, Chris's upbringing was anything but ideal. All of these factors and probably many more have helped give us the man-child we know today.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

==Reasons against white knighting==
===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Chris and his Ego]]''
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he [[Dating education|magically dreams up his own solution]].

:'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
:'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.

Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to dealt with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides might not exactly find this amusing.

In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions," Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.<ref>[[Twin Falling Towers]]</ref>

When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[trolls|fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading Sonichu, Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was "Pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8]]</ref>

While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing - but that's another point.

===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===

Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.

Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris Chandler. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a misogynist has nothing to do with his autism.

===Chris is beyond pity===
[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]"... "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n—!]]"]]
Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing ''nasty'' things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.

Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids in card games]] and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the internet, couldn't list any redeemable qualities he possessed.

Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground Up]].

After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''him''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.

After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.

In mid-July 2009, he [[The July 10th Messages|addressed a person named 'SonichuIzCool']] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''was'') probably the only genuine fan of Sonichu discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and [[slow in the mind]]". He told her she had to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.

In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center terror attacks]]. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but he used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.

[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right| Happily forever after.]]

In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son, Mike Junior or not]]. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], allowed him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[Youtube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris is under a lot of [[stress]], and can not make the video. Mike Jr. is married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grieves and anger with three words " [[Chris and remorse|I am sorry.]]"

===Chris cares only for himself===

Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.

===Chris is not a good net citizen===
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]]}}
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans." He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.

===Chris will reject your advice===

[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]

Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being overweight.

Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try". Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.

===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===

* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref>
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.

See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?

===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===

Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.

Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]], and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.

===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===

Hell-bent on spreading his version of the truth because he's True and Honest, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.

[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.

Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing, so what's the problem?]]

Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. So what's the problem?

===Chris made himself an outcast===

High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area.

When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction_sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The Game Place (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.

Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.

===[[Stress]]===

In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_21st,_2008|Crash Into Slumber]].

===Chris will not even read your message===

The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===

Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna_McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant manchildren flouting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home.

If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet.

If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wJvL2BAbQ real life trolls] at the mental hospital.

If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to circumstances that cannot be foreseen, he will be trolled there as well.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertations of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly kicked autistic]].

===The trolling helps Chris, and indeed others===
If Chris were just some random nobody on the internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a virgin all his life, with no job, success or future.

Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.

One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.

What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an internet-famous unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.

Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.

===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.

{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email — get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back}}
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism}}

Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, but he's slow to act as well; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the Sonichu comic — and it ultimately was, ''over a year later.''

Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them – some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the "Great Director Chandler", he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.

==Examples==

:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

[[Svenka]] is a counter-troll.

On 6 [[May 2009]], [[YouTube]] user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS.'''

====TV Tropes====

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on Sonichu] used to have a white-knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. [[white knight|Please listen to us - for once.]]|- Concerned tropers}}

Unfortunately, TV Tropes doesn't have as much experience with Chris as we do and fails to realize that [[chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]

For reasons unknown, the message was removed.

==In Conclusion==
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal man alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three afore-mentioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and Religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely.]]

==Sauces==
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==External links==
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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